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the country is this: what the american people can look forward to if you are elected President Debbie, I you know what yeah that's what they can look forward to. I didn't think I was gonna get this far Oh, I don T do pretty good reason to shut off the absolutely renders the these stuff off of the teleprompter then. I guess it's over so well. Yeah, sorry to the EAST coast in the central areas, my knowledge, our food supply and where a lot of one of the comedy the cold weather, comes from, why I apologize. Jesus there. First, a garden like Fuckin month: Anna was the wish it was delicious was bad. It was bad if I went to the cigar shop. The council's, like, where you been, go down to a month, he goes out great great fucker went in there. I just missed it, Mr Smell, so like fucking, Champ kind,

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Maybe they really our attention horse because I swear to God. I don't know what the fuck you go out and public where'd somethin, like that for on a night when People who usually don't drink are gonna get even more hammered. Well. I guess it's just damage tonight and you can afford walk around with something like day. What what's wrong with you? Jesus, Christ and your mother ever talk to you it's sit down to be requested? This nothing wrong with drafting like a who were just June Do it on the following holidays, say tat: Ex day, New year's in the fourth of July? Ok, every other time, thanks! Ok, you let the girls out a little bit. I don't a problem just don't set across to me at the dinner how could you still my little girl I unless they have some big like floral arrangement, and you can guess you can Your boyfriend at that point, I'm not going to know, but dont do it. Could you give your father? Were heart attack right than ever? put you down and tell you that ship well

they did. They didn't say to these two: they walk down the street em. It's fuckin unreal like Really, like hookers, didn't dress like that. When I was a kid, we think it like what I was forget, what the fuck say tricks day is German, Google that right now, Saint Patrick stay here we go. All right, we all know it's on March. Seventeenth is today with a guy, chased the snakes out of the fucking town, which, just completely seems like a bullshit story to me Was at some other guy with a flute that guy knows the Pied Piper and get rid of the rats that was, Problems back then it was it my phone diet of my fucking internet too slow. They literally had fuckin, reptiles and rodents fuck, spread disease, that was speck than you know, she's a bunch fuckin rats would come to town and they buy one fuckin do day. They rats no to write the day they fuckin they would they fuckin by.

The study is guy there. These keys course fuckin tag in every wench in town in exile in all right all coffin on their fuckin husbands. Then. It was over and I thank God some guy would come by showing probably you know, never got To go on the rape and pillage tours you know that was like pick last and Jim Class back then right in all the suddenly just finds this hidden tell me picks up a flute, any fog, Death is around and everybody follows the motto: town, alright to write you. About that story. Is they never say once gets out of town with the rats like then. What did he do? You know fucking, throw the flute at him and then run back double back to town and hope that their little rat brains, can't figure it out Many found it once right. I don't know, artless gecko Saint Patrick today is the day of the festival of patents.

I thank you all that sums it up. It's a cultural and religious celebration held on the seventeenth them. The two to the traditional death date of Saint Patrick, who live from three eighty, five to four sixty one, that's a fuckin good run for back to her. He really was a saint, not smoke and not drinking. Do not mention with the who is what said That's seventy was fifteen and sixty one, oh shit. We all know that seventy six years, as I live in one hundred and Tena, evidently was the foremost patron Saint of Ireland. Sky was a fuck five star, general hearsay. Padre stay was made an official christian feast day in the early, so well, what the fuck did said: Patty Do Saint Patrick, let's back to this fucker. Let's see why he became a saint. Patrick violent, redirect here, jeez doesn't look miserable. Does anybody look happy and stained glass window? There is a very big

the fuckin way to the world of work. Along with my religion, jeez can is Is it one picture, Jesus smile and like cracking up paying it out the apostles and somebody fired it or something, and they just decided to pay them. In that moment, they just never do it. But they had some phone right, speaking a who is the need for any laid down with the fuckers are now that's a good whore name from back, then Ethel Our. I'd say practical. This was a fifth century Roma Romano Brow, Romano, british christian missionary: Bishop in Ireland, known as the apostle of Ireland, he's the prime we patron Saint of Ireland. This all sounds like filibustering right now, like they're trying to kill a bill.

Along with, say, thou, who gives a fuck he's, also said the birthday something equal to apostles, the data, Patrick Life- cannot be fixed with certainty but on a widespread interpretation, he was an active use. Activism missionary in Ireland always at the disease. There. They celebrate this guy. He brought that fuckin horrific religion to them and now look at this efficient because of this half during the second half of the fifth century, early medieval traditional credit him with being the first bishop something primate of Ireland. Sang with an ape. I didn't allows guerrillas in fuckin forbid. Chimp not could be a ship that fair skin, I should the August pfirsching there. Maybe that's where you go. If you get a sober. The guerrillas like a fact that I need the headman stupid fuck it. Going up there with that fact: White face like me right according

the confession of Patrick. When it was about sixteen. He was captured by irish pirates. You mean drunks, from his home in Great Britain, always from Britain. Now fuckers with, guys go was all over the place. Taken as a slave to Ireland, look after animals, where he lived very Workin on a farm, the really ramp and this guy up where we live for six years before escaping and returning to his family. That's pretty amazing. How the do that you needed a boat Well are incredible, shaped anybody swam! It right here, Spyware, live so fuckin long, at one time, if you swim from Ireland to back the fuckin low where the fuck he was from a man gets basically you ve gotten, the Cardiff but you need to do in your life out of the way the guy was probably fuckin shred. Italy's like sixty six, then ass ten years, a brutal now after becoming a cleric, whatever the fuck that is

their account under some religious, turn to know. I wouldn't click but it's not highlighted, which makes you feel dumb like automatically know what that means it turned in northern and Western Ireland, smart move you fuck and leave the country that debt in you and then you come back. Fucking, ear Mcshane in Later life. He served as a bishop, but little Had he bash MR black magic? the but little is known about the places where he worked. By the seventh century. He had already come too Nobody is really about. Is fuckin guy served as a bishop. Little is known about the places where he was a fuckin bishop aims, a bishop somewhere over there. They can Maggie you, he was a cobbler. By the seventh century had already come due to be revered. As the patron Saint of Ireland.

I don't wanna, be a count on Saint Patrick stay, but don't you think, there's a little gap, any information there. This is like the story of Jesus where, I gave a little baby, they brought such gifts over and then he was thirty three on a cross. Some pointy did some carpet trainee banged a whore the other than that right. This there's nothing there. This fuckin guy the Bishop somewhere in Western Northern a Western Ireland. Little is known about that and then by the seventh century he was patron saint of our with? What did he do? Name dating to Patrick's theories: life are, let's get to his life. The age of sixteen was captured by, I read the shit to six there's a captivity. He heard a voice story. I went crazy telling him that he would soon go home. Suzie was malnourished me and then that they ship was ready.

Fleeing his master. Something bad men, Robin relationship. You know I mean he was He travelled to oppose it we'll do a port. Toward miles away. Raveled travelled how he took the subway. He me what Where he found a ship and was differ and with different the persuaded the captain to take him in for blow up. It's about it. That's it most difficult persuasion, right and left you know he was happy to be with his master early. I don't know this all sounds like some sort of gay love triangle to me. The three days sailing. They landed, presumably in Britain in a what Lab we drink on this fuckin day enough. It can be that fuckin vague. This is like what you feel the next day after you went both geek. What you do last night I was kind of a drunk in our western our leg dead, the cops came, and I fuckin.

This voice in my head, saying that there was a year waiting for me here when you called over yeah, basically I apologise for all that. Happy, Saint, Patrick, stay everybody a lot. Probably still up drinking, get shit faced and all that. Why not? Why not I missed all the march madness I don't watch the first spoken round. You don't owe me. Every once in a while this upset. There's enough sat right. You should just watch wholly crossly fuckin The point somebody every year since everybody go on home crying. I want to try watch on say, but once again and after that big fuckin hot streak, I start watch it and then they start losing so they're playing the kings. This Saturday playing the kings this Saturday and I'm gonna, take

thanks, I feel like I don't watch live, they gonna win and then I can watch it and I can enjoy it. But I'm start, no yeah ran back up with the hockey's to play off to come and I watched the kings first. The Dallas fuckin still has get ready for a blood burner and the kings just came out and gave me all right. They're Fred Game took Fuckin quick once then, And I was sitting at home, you know mocking announces girl playwright, allow the next scholars, while supporting goal. As gay obvious, I can see that go up. Three nothin are that's the stars cut it. Now we can do the fuckin math when the numbers of that low. So you're gonna love about hockey. You know the numbers are always nice and love. It's very rare. Does it go over? You never really have the count over five think. That's It appears to me that in the fighting right, so Our score next to his two to one and then they dad you thinkin. Ok, here we go, we gotta game in Bam; fuckin they score again, three one after one.

The next thing you know I go out, make myself a grills cheese sandwich. I come back and it's fuckin five to one. However,. That doesn't mean that's how it's going to go in the playoffs. The tool, my favorite teams on the West Coast of Roma, my favorite, but out kings of stars are really find a watch, so I'm getting Like for the further hockey speaking of which I have an open, invite to do that. Rachel barred next puck off podcast and I'm gonna try to do that sooner rather than later. I'm sorry, about that. I gotta get into the whole. Much man is thanks. That's basically that basically my life and dumb We think it like well built. You know. I know you tell jokes at night. You have to know when you fuckin spots are hydrogen? get. It was Thursday. Well, all freckles here had a really fuckin busy day. Because they started they started making my my little boy, be Jim gettin shaped Jim, getting

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The other, because they get lost, I mean Jesus Christ. I go there most fuckin horrifying thing ever. Can go in there. I mean Jesus Christ. What do I mean? What do you do when you under water can drop bread crumbs you get back? There is no fucking. That is the most fucking insane thing you could ever do. Let's go explore some underwater caves. Can you imagine that shit and then you fuckin get lost well, Two there's gotta be stories of people that survived. I wanna hear that mine fuck how the fuck you you keep self com, because you know in a panic. Gonna start breathe and faster and that fuckin shit you know. Oh my god, and what I would do. I would just get my flippers going as fast as I could try to not myself out against the fuckin wall. You know

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I end by me and then and right above me, there was like I switch seem like another four fuckin helicopters and I was like what the fight the fuckers- Right so I go home later and I watched the guide them news in some can maniac had stole up only a police car, so the fuck and one that went by, I never saw the guy. Was actually the fucking do they were chase, and I thought it was a bunch of I'm going to do. I swear to God if they had been doing like fucking ninety miles an hour. Down this road. It was like a thirty mile and I was zone right, so you know fuck and follow the guy yadda yadda yadda, and all that he won't stop. They spent amount they won't stop and that, finally, this fucking cop in The police, as you ve, just fucking, gives him the all right, they're Fred too, fuckin drivers, side door, just totally just Kay. This thing in houses like Jesus Christ? That's it least,

separated shoulder for life and I guess in an offshoot. Negate may deal some point. You didn't you don't you have to use deadly for some is driving ninety miles an hour around just regular people. You know was around a regular people that sums understandably gulp on the sidewalk. Nobody cares, but he was a rapid. He was around regular people, they spot. I wouldn't do they only fuckin, removed his shoulder within Suv and his mother still go around. I just sigh enough. We get what you're communicating you don't want to be here any more and then that was it. Fuck and unreal make gave me the creeps since many drive by no one like this was the last like fuckin thirty minutes of their life. Unbelievable. But having said that, I would rather go out like that then get lost An underwater fuckin cave

dammit either it is. There were like a documentary on there's gotta, be something I got lost in an under. You know, and you know the deal like it's always like- did tell stories in the guys, like their plane creepy music, and it was like me in a body. Mind decided that we want to go. Blossom underwater caves and I just keeping only start doing the reenactment and they just keep cotton daily show to divers, but they just keep cutting back to the same guy and after that Third time they go back to me, like are obviously the other dude fucking died or You get some serious pocket brain damage. Something happened because he's not in the documentary what the fuck is going on and sure enough. You know, then, as always beating of like we're. How come you lived in your friend? Didn't? I know what happened you fuck. It edit and you grabbed his fuckin regulator? Who would have the fuck you called it? and then you had all the air he didn't have any and you got the bed with that? Every night you know, I don't wanna fuck him

by this. I have to go to bed. I got some shit to do. I apologize happy, Saint, Patrick State. Everybody hope you guys had a great one because you have a wonderful fuckin weekend. I noted with something also wanted to talk to you about something after the early in my weak maybe on Monday,

We all remember Monday I'll, write down. Ok, that's it ever one. If we can, you can't talk to you on Monday is down upon the week that people send these things to me, and I never have them for me, which causes long awkward pauses

right. Ok, there's a progress, questionable one What does in EAST Coast transplant due on Saint Patrick, stay you already know what it's like in Boston and in New York City. Is it the same order? No one in L a really care I might mention this on my part as I do not participate on Saint Patrick Day, actually went out last night. You know I went out. I got myself couple David says, and I quote the savage and that's it I do not go. On, say, Patrick stay. Amateur night My new year's eve is a bunch of people who don't know how to drink drink way too much. They were green plastic. Hats. They sing them back in the green alligator. Allow met Gustave, stupors, fuckin songs, and I don't know it's it's it makes me sad fate. Patrick state makes me sad

because when I look at what the irish culture has chosen to focus on it I wonder, where all the bunch angry psychopath debts therapy. Evidently it doesn't affect us all. The Irish out there You ever go to a wedding, that's not an irish wedding onto a jewish wedding went to a wedding a long time ago. This girl, who is our and the wedding, still beautiful it, was really nice environment. It was all about the union of two. People who are going to spend their lives together in a celebration of that You go to what irish wedding and there is. The main focus is like when you get the invite like tat it's gotta, be it open. Really,

walk in there. That's what it is. That's all people give a shit about it. Can I go there and get fucked up for four? No money? That's the big question that people get hammered, and then resentments come out and then inevitably, there's gonna be a fight. Maybe at I cocky reminds me off weddings. I went to one I grew up, so I get back to your question on people. Do celebrate Saint Patrick stay out here. It is, this place our Tom bargains down on Fairfax, just south of Wilshire, because it's it's a mellow place. They gotta do box in the corner the playing music, but it's like background. It's not like Listen to this, whether you want to or not sort of martial law sound system that they have All these other flies. We you sit there and scream at the person next year, much like they swim on ESPN. To me this time, everything together this fuckin week so yeah now they deaf

celebrated. Obviously it's not the way it is back east there's, not a bunch of It's not as many irish people out here, but they're definitely out here and they definitely do drink and they wear the green hats at all the time but there's no parade. There's no bagpipes, there's just the booze. We do this, just basically bare bones the couple accordingly sandwiches in the corner

and as far as the budget such right now I did a show in Dublin. Ireland and all the crowds were great, but I gotta get those fuckin people in Ireland,

funniest this, I can't even explain. I swear, the something about like when I got from Great Britain and Ireland. It's like Scotland. In Ireland. They, like the knucklehead I grew up with I go to London. London is like was is kind of like all the people that I met when I went to New York that were from Boston, they they did move away from where they were from, but they still brought that thing with them, as people in London are hilarious, but I was doing a show Dublin on Monday night at their though the Vicar figures Street Theatre is something justice or something Anyway, so that was on Monday night Ass, a really hard night to try and sell tickets, and these people showed up in force- and I can tell you have it. Where they were fuckin hilarious like I was on stage and they

This thing I was talking about about people hugging their kids and other. Could pay is a good thing, but if you do it too much, you could potentially make a week or so in and out I've been telling the story for, like sixty eight months, Then say, and how that my mother was a hug hugger didn't hug when we were kids, and people just listen, and it is just a small detail that leads to this. Other part that I want to talk about. So I've said that line on a virtually that even a fuckin word with would know what no issue whatsoever for like six months. Now they fucking Ireland and I just throw that lie out there like a moment. Think above say, I said you know my mother had me when I was a kid. Get me to save and accept it and like fifteen percent of the crew, this law

about even during the way they did it just collectively. Wrote my boy was just such the classic spoken. Was like that Boston, Irish, single grub, with distilled its purest form with actually real irish people where. Are you have to be that a fuck and understand what was behind it? It was like open the emotional door, just a crack in magically gets just stay just past your balls about it like you're fucking. You know what I can you think they'd, I think we got hugs you freckled can't shut. The fuck up EL, the jug- I can't even get just I. The train of I will try to explain it to me ass. She laughed, but still you can. I had to be there and then. It also leaves. I want my fucking trying to get your sympathy at finding into this mess next bite you assholes and the whole crowd, fuckin laughs and the like. Half hour later,

I dont want. I was over. There was. I bought a bunch of dvds with me, my trusty, basically the dvd itself, this little thing. I was his hand and amount to people cause I'm trying to get them to show other people. You know what I'm out there, so I can t come back basically trying Let them too were spread the word my calmly and then some of the cycle when it is put in a spot, a fight them falconer. My pack has I'm old right. I feel we have to bring the hard copy I tell these. Assholes then have given three days at the end of the shop I'm half way that- should be of telling them that their getting a free, dvd awry them in the middle of it. I hate this guy in the back their cargoes of Applause. Only with the guiding explained what I was doing, I don't off, I've got into the part where they were free. I don't know what

The fuck always the fact that I was trying to once again go to a nice place where hay, and I really appreciate you guys come out. This really means a lot to me and I want to keep coming back here, because I think you got a great. Country whatever I just just opening the door that much out of. Finally, just looked, I would cheat. Is Christ the road he laughed and I think you know what I've played in twenty: almost twenty Who uses a comedian, I've played in foreign, some miserable motherfucker but you guys- and they were already laugh and other most miserable fuckin concept. And they loved it absolutely loved it. It shows me that I couldn't go out drinking with the crowd.

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downloading your podcast Jesus Christ? I said you have free fuckin dvd. If he gave me a fuckin address man, you can't you just can't. I worked with the poor girl too, to download it. What is with you not make. My website is fine. It's never crashed, Anyway, you say I mention that, because in the comments every week, you're listener seem to think there is correlation between not being able to download it and being a bag. First, this in are actually quoting? What am I jobs if you haven't seen the joke? Okay, if you think I have a bunch of homer folks, I did this bit called. What are you a fag and it had to do with It was actually anti homophobia, although some gaping, the second the year fag they stand up and yet homophobia and what run out of the room. I call them. A story Seattle anyway,

First, this email is immense at all. To get you to censor oughta, be pc. I like your stuff, a lot. Your point of view is hilariously balls out and usually different from the same old comedy cliches, but curious with all the hundred. Of things you and your listeners identify as gay Do you really still think most gay guys are the old stereotypes on most sitcoms and in lentils. Monologue, jokes out, she's gonna, talk down on me, sir. Is that what it is that what you're gonna do here, I think that I beg you all go like the hair. You guys sing. Everything is really course. I dont think that it's just funny at dementia, where we say stuff is gay, it has nothing to do with homosexuality. Ok, when you said you, don't you like this lamp now, it's fuckin gave rise again, look at it fits gay. It just means it's a lame state. You noted is it just gives?

that you know anything that gives you that feeling of its not love. I know what it is. What I You know, I don't know what the word is. What is a fuckin word when you just. You know when you just sit there, your girl, like you to take a night off from work, and you sit there the girl you get out and she loved you rented, the video. Whenever fuck you do now, snap, your fingers and using a tv himself pocket far behind a cavies, an Ipad. I don't know, I don't know what you kids do now days back and enjoy you went to day. You went to a fuckin video store. A right and pretend to want to watch a Fuckin romantic comedy when you really want to walk through those saloon doors and look at the poor enough right that fucking feel and when you come home and you sit there and you ve made some food and your girl

all excited is like any names managed it dies. Young is does just enjoying each other. Whenever that fuckin feeling is that's gay, ok, but I don't know what to call that fuckin field to me. That's gay I don't want you while look like a fucking chair or a lamp, or someone asked me something I get that same filmmakers, fuckin Ghana door has nothing to do with. Gay people are right, you don't get sensitive on me, sir. I know you're not analyse persons have been at the twenty, what he says, RO, the gay guys in the old stereotypes and sick or lentils monologues Isabel. The Ladys make you watch dope era and the view the view. Hags, who just love having gay guy girlfriends, because they love emasculating men any friggin way they can. I get this guy. This guy's a bear

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And then the other guy was just like all my god. Singing my eyes now I did that. I thought that I was actually good right right away into the spoken questions you know. How does it just expose our fuckin stupid? I am so anyway. You said so yourself. Think after seeing the gay soldiers in the news in the boring normal gay marriage activists dude, I dont think that nobody thinks it. I actually some people think that no, I don't think that right, I'm just break in Bosnia, Twinkle toes Are the only good guys we're just gonna keep bringing the restless photo. Fucking reason are the only gay guys who have been out. You out to you really just hairdressers in decorate sure. How many examples are you gonna give me pop up up up up up with it. Now I don't think the relic there.

I saw this what's a year. I understand it that some, you guys look like my Ditka ACT like MIKE Dicker, yet you know don't like my dick. For the same reasons. I do. I understand, sir. I think a lot more people do understand that you know yet this all kinds of stereotypes other right, look different, I'd headed mail. You know, you think I don't wanna be a fuckin, you know start and action movie and be the guy who knows every type of garotting kicked. The shit out of people shoot the guarantee that their ever gonna give that role to a fuckin freckled face pasty it had a jackass like me, they're, not right, am I gonna be? Aren't? We need a guy who needs to be rescued. The guy who's good with computers are right. We all gonna fuck an axe to grind sir,

Our rights- maybe you just checking it- maybe you just making sure. You know I didn't even get his joke. A really gay question, like I'm gonna, say that question was gay series doing. He was like marking me and showing a sense of humor. At the same time, you see that he was just my intelligence, while flirting, Gay question last week I said: what do you call a group, a gay man, this gig ices? Evidently there called a giggle. A group of gay men are called a giggle now they're, not there's no fuckin way. All gay guys call a group, a game and giggles. Who called it douche bag? Who happened to be gay? I'm sure that they say that a giggle go fuck and blow someone. I swear to God, if I was ever, they have the crew.

His mother mass murderer. That's why I would kill douche bags. All groups would be allowed to stay around, but you would have to prove to me that you want a douche bag and if you were.

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