What's going on is bill burn in time for the Thursday afternoon Monday morning, podcast just before Friday and jacket in on you I'm just check in on you. Do you know you weeks go on, Stars day, you're, someone gave me shit the other day fucking talking about how were you know, I would say Thursday, its payday. They go gonna. Forget job. Did you where we goodbye we got paid on Friday, I get paid on Thursday. Whatever Do you get your money today, given it tomorrow, we all know, you can be broke by Tuesday right Wednesday walking around. You know what you're brown bag you gotta bring a fuckin lunch. Could you get no money for fuckin to go out to the roads, coach. You broke the larger healthy broke gotcha. I can't really the fuckin money. I used a blow when I was a kid

two hundred and sixty bucks a week my only expense, why an item car payment hundred thirty, eight hundred thirty eight dollars and sixty two cents- I still remember it. There and gas tells me two hundred sixty box. I was too that we might take home Tony sixty bucks a week. Right, so that eight hundred sixty times four to forty hours recover grand a month and I we fuck it broke every Wednesday. Fuck it either. I swear to God. If I was a miser, I might as well have been a miser. That's what the fuck I should have done. Finally, I was gonna clubs and crushing it Coming out of my fuckin orange afro, hey What we know is a shared shop with Charlie Brown trying to get the football. It was like a lead and trying to want to Jappy ajar come on bill. Come on the New Cleveland, ladies and gentlemen,

all of a sudden Cleveland wins a Fuckin basketball championship and the entire countries include the Cubs one how nervously you down there and land in Atlanta. You don't owe me Atlanta, licking say this morning: a land up. Atlanta, how fuckin nervous will you. Cleveland. When's, your girl, shit. All we got left the cubs. You know Maybe, if the Indians, when they went to champion cleaver ones to championships in a year, the Cubs is still the fuckin sad Saxon like a hundred eight years or whatever, and then they went three in a rope. The cubs when it The entire sporting world just stopped. Turn around And stairs in Atlanta quiver and over the coroner, like you guys,. You know for the record, the Braves one and ninety five. That's gotta count for something right.

Those poor bastard. Just connected, connected with a fuck. Was I in Atlanta And I saw this woman walkin bind she had on a Falcons hand out, like you know what good far there's a real fanned still wearing the Atlantic shit right and it was a red had, but then I also notice that she was wearing red sneakers. Made and then she was also african american vouchers, and I just assume she didn't give a fuck I learned that from a tree, Sonya. The first time I saw him with like an islanders had on right as, like I've thought when you like the ages, I got you ideologies and took off his hat. Looked at. It gets now give should I go there, because I just like the colors these era, fuckin islanders covered college sneakers zone, I built like you, don't give a fuck about midnight. Monthly Jemmy, maybe go the white guy I gotta for can make sure I fucking say this correctly.

He would say. Generally speaking, we were the shit because colors it's not enough in Egypt, jokes it just fucking trash me all the fucking time so anyway. So I looked at her and I did that Patrice conversation just popped into my fucking tat knows just like our sheep levies. Those needed, had to go if those fuckin shoes suppose the white people, where were the same fuckin, had forever so afraid and shit. Walking around you, cargo pansy, you flip clubs. I don't think I'll ever get over Fuckin northern Florida. I know I've heard a zillion jokes about it, but Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking Christ. There are some characters out there. And you what's amazing, is it's absolutely gorgeous and then there's people would like beautiful homes in money, but there there it. I swear to God. Isn't me there's no middle class.

It's like when you go to a third world country. It's just like this. Just fuckin people living in this crazy poverty and then I'll just be there's a man. Should I don't anyway, what you know, Provident helped Isaac and went to the Daytona. Five hundred bunch of Yahoo. Like me, and by the way I sit right, it. I fuckin fit right in its I'm. You know, I don't know I should be more white collar bone Due to some financial reasons, I had a very fucking me, I'm pretty much. Put it this way, I was was until I'm always bunch retreat stories here. I wasn't tellingham with Patrice that I realized that macaroni and she's wasn't a main dish. We use them all that ship, macaroni and she's with toast was a meal fuckin loved it get half a trader scoop and that shit. I was a craft

talk to go about this chicken Alec king on toast. She'll, be fine, tells the Falcon aid that should check it out. O king was also gross. Those who deal in mothers, fuck and work and she comes home, she's got ninety kids. Open a couple of kids throws in a pot makes some toast animals are yours. Chef boy, your d. You know what I think back to this important. We didn't know anything about fucking nutrition. Back then tv that we weren't never really big. On the tv dinners and I'm about to ask my mother to get him. I think tat. There was something I what the fuck was called hungry, Jack's or some shit But had jack in it, it sounded manly, In the commercials, all you know big chance: Turkey, gravy mashed potatoes,

and I was suddenly gone. I was its Alex Fuckin Delicious We just never win. We weren't. Whenever we didn't building crossed that line. The fast food. You don't by mistake themselves when my favorites I'd be sitting and I will be sitting not paying attention in the last three periods of school when I was in the Middle school junior high, whatever the fuck, you call just thinking about the stake him that I was gonna make. When I got home. That's all of tat without was a game changer. You know Kid from the seventies eighty show you came up. Your parents want how bright latch key kid you come home was when you went from making something. Just room temperature recalled to actually get in the way you know do you know. The next level It's like moving up and, like you know, Army ranks Scientology. Whatever we get to a new level, of security clearance. Ok, you can use the falcon frying pan.

Then, all of a sudden you fucking heart meal I used to cook those workers up, put em on white bread, and then you have to eat it, real, quick, because Greece is so much fuckin, Greece, from whatever kind of meat was its squirrel. I don't know what the fuck it was. It was such a shit gotta meet. That Greece would just be coming through the bread. It was, those fuckin grows. Push put catch upon, it should say from gross may get off the subject. I can tell you to address all the fuckin who, in whom police- oh my god, That's like a whole called within itself. The level of fuckin arrogance that people came and the joy that they had that. I could that I'm not good at who went home. You would think that you could actually make money off of that. Like they had a hot stock tipper, some ship. They this fuckin companies gonna, go public. You didn't hear from me. Is one thing that I learned

I think I finally figured out, because people tell me this trip before I give you could substitute he or she use who Do you know him or her use whom some to whom do. I have the pleasure of speaking to and I'm like Of speaking, I have the pleasure. Of. Speaking with, I wouldn't say that that the death sentence doesn't work. Two. She Do I have the pleasure of speaking with a fucking get it, but then, as I know, who you speaking too he would say to him to her, then, as our that's what they mean. I thought the I thought you'd just meant take out who are home in plugin. He or she. Who did this shit? He did this shit. I get it I just got it? I think I finally cracked the fuckin cold, but here's the deal with who and what's the deal, here's the deal with that shit. Nobody says whom out loud

Sure, teaching in english class. Well. One says that. Right, it's always who the fuck do. I do. To whom my speaking was what a fuck am. I talking to. What the fuck are you. The woman, my fuckin speaking with You speak in the fuckin m. That's what you said: fuck it all right! thanks Jerry. Nobody says about love, but it's one of those things. If you, if you don't write it correctly, I'll do people flip the fuck up and they d judge you like you're a fucking more, but I've never heard anybody. You know that's another one! That's that's another! Like security level, you go past. If you start Out loud using the knock, IRAN. Writing. Ok speaking,

then you used the word whom, like the alienated, probably eighty percent the population of my country, I don't think that there's a bigger example of this, Gap between wealth in ready, the people there using home in public. I was picture. Now you know some even that they now causes people that Fuckin Robin steal their wings. He ever one percent. And just a fucking dope like me still if you're born, if you born into that shit. You get some trust fund hanging over your head. If you one of those kids, and you have to learn how to fence. Take a fencing spot class in college. To show that you are, you know. You walk around. You degrade drug in your pocket. There's a dead knows a judge and can get you off anywhere loafers with no socks right, there's a bunch of stereotypes,

I was speaking about me and you get this monster, debate last night, you take the shell. She goes. She goes hey. I take. This, show It's about wrappers in Paris, you ought to check this out. So like I'm and wash your shit right so immediately. They show in these guys in their rapid and french. I don't know what they say it in I'm trying to read the words, I'm a dope, it's going by too fast, but it sounds a lot like you know it's the same sort of point of view as a lotta wrappers over here, which I am in a minority group, I'm gettin treated like shit. I'm living in this city is part of the fuckin city a lot of that stuff right but it's fly in bikers. I can't read fast enough. So they get this fuckin nerdy white kid goes to interview this dude. Lose Muslim and he's living in some part in Paris right

and he's talking about all this stuff, that's happening to him now And now the first thing you talked about, he said that he was talking about how. He said, thank God that he found you, know rap any. Did that because you know you gotta go the other way said it could become a bomb. That's what he's! so the white do goes like oh, you mean, I give you would have blown to people up or something like that and then the dude basically like I knew you gonna. Take it that way. That's not how I meant it. That's really offensive and Do you know any speaking to an interpreter? Tell him if he's gonna come down here and talk to people, we need to check the ways targeted. People blubber and I've just sit in a guy like you totally set em up. That was fucking a trend that what do you think he's gonna think So near goes well he's not doing that so he gets judged because of those actions of the few of the few images

I understand that I totally understand that, but if someone you have to address the fucking elephant in the room. Don't you? You know Michael people like when I travel outside of this country in people treat me like shit because it more american. I don't act like that. Just fell out of the sky, I know that's coming from peer, realistic way that we ve colonise the entire fuckin world the amount of time we cited with dictators because they given its fuckin oil, is the repressed in their own pd monetize. We ve been on the wrong fuck insiders. It's like a walk relic. All I know is much. Is it still run to judge me? I understand that when I walk out of the house, I am no longer me anymore. It's teams, it's like red Sox in Yankees, ok, in your little in your fuckin there. The team had you wearing issues skin Ok and people are going to judge for the Euro.

Back when I am here and I can walk down the street looking like Fuckin Richie Cunningham, you know I knew that People were looking at me like that. You know like fuckin, but don't do it. I didn't do, can take these kids lunch money, look in his pocket and air. Does it make it right, absolutely does not make it right, but I to sit there and act like you don't know, shit is coming from. That's what drives me nuts and it's like I completely understand that on my side, empathy for that guy, but what was pissing me off was there was no empathy come in from the other side, being like listen, I Stan you notice There was no understanding of that that rapporteur, this guy is totally on the outside, look in it So he's gonna come from his fear based fuckin thing that You, the ship that he sees in the media in the media, is basically you get judged

all groups of people you get judged by the Jerry Spring. A fucking group. Of your people. That's basically it so with white people worry that eleven in the trailer fuckin our sister or where these lizard people shaped shifter that live under a fuckin mountain Illuminati is essentially it right. There's a zillion upper, we were in a fucking age group or in the fucking clan we ever get a four wheeler. We shoot no gun or whatever right, arrogant, almost fuckin stereotypes Which, obviously, is not a fair fuckin thing, and I also understand that those stereotypes, the matrix is made for white people, so I, despite those, it really does effect. My life. And I get all of that type of ship, but I mean I just needed that guy in the moment you just be like you not. I understand why you said that you are rather than just immediately go into lecture both because then, when you sit in home, I don't know if you like me, I just plug myself in, but who will be in that scenario,

Oh I'd be that guy get an election. If so, I just started saying all this shit, I would have said back to him and drove my fucking wife up the walk She's like why can't you just watch things It's like you know. I really like you, the TVS Interactive to me. The same should I do when I watch wheel of fortune and I make fun of every contested- and you said now laughing your ass off when I turn it into this. The comedy show. You then get mad at me when I do the same pocket thing when I watch in this other shit is so we just made a truce. It's like D. I don't want to watch any shit with you that has to do with this stuff. Because we're gonna end up in a fuckin argument. Because I'm going to act like I'm watching, we were fortunate.

Anyways wisest thing: bang, Bang in Burma, northern Cyprus shit. You haven't said all that. I completely understood what that guy was covered from its. I guess I didn't do anything that shit you know I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. I've lived in this country My whole life- and I never felt like it was mine. Ok, which is The openness of the arrogant think that I'm gonna do not even living over there. I want to chastise white people like that, because we do it here. You can't do that to people you can people living in the country they are fuckin lives and they our american, they are french and all that you cannot treat them like yeah. But you know you know, you're, not real american American. It's like a fuckin. Neither are you, then Your european, whatever the fuck you're from so I'm not I'm, not a fuck. I like to think I'm not a fucking bad guy. I get all that. Take the ship but Jesus Christ. At some point you know.

Like I always do Joe brightly after nine eleven and they started racially profiling,. Arabs and all that which was completely fucked up and I understood it, but I never heard it like. I just always looked at allegory of twenty redheads knocked down some skyscrapers. You know I expect to be getting some looks the next day at the airport. Does it make it right, but I wouldn't be cynical. I completely understand what this is coming from and I don't like I'm an innocent guy, but I would have the empathy to at least the dress where the fears come from and its. I think that if you just fucking do that The other side can just relax and maybe listen to your point: because that's what happened to me when I watch that, and I watched that kid all this and get a lecture after that guy said I'd turn myself, I could have become a bomb and I just stealthy set the fuckin kid up. And then I mean we wanted to defence mode. Defending that kid I know, and I didn't even

that point sit and listen to what this guy had to say. So then I didn't learn anything. I would acquainted to like you know when people make try to me, The point like one of people trying to teach me who, in home so much of it, started with haste blockhead. Maybe you should try but blood, and how do I get past? Hey, fuck? It I like to think that there was a decent point made in their I'm sure I'll get a bunch of shit for that. But either way it was an interesting debate. You know about those Fucking Boston. Celtics beat the Cleveland. Carefully is what in God's name is a cavalier this probably some fucking fancy name for white oppressor toys. I know you can act cavalier. The cavalier attitude can you have ever cavalier attitude and it's like a fuckin good thing.

Cavalier is like that's like Happy go lucky upper one percent or you know them, like if they were broke, they be they be Opie Taylor, what the fuck and stick over their shoulders with a little little fish. Are you know, just gonna go skip some rocks, but all of a sudden you know a cavalier and you're the upper one percent is a white. Do that means. There's a bunch of kids digging for forget them. It's out of. Four can only look. That's ok, Haughty, disdainful, like is also a hearty disdainful. Or supercilious leavenworth an arrogant and cavalier attitude towards other offhand. Cleaving Cavaliers, whose is it anything it's gotta, be something else. Are they really the Cleveland arrogant consequences that what they they named themselves? I can't even get a horseman there. It is. Especially a mounted soldier a night oppressed,

oppressive layer by guy one having this spirit or bearing of a night. A court we, gentlemen, Gallia These guys are arrogant, a man s courting a woman. Or acting as a partner in dancing, was slowly get into the NBA lifestyle here the governor of the shower and although whores hanging out waiting to get em is fuckin magic, Johnson used to say Nigger chastised. For that. These women there out to get you after the show. That's offensive to women, not. That's why I was talking about sweetheart, go back to your soccer. Ball came with the red. Why thank you? an adherent of

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Came back from vacation A fucking juice, these straight up quit. It was even give notice, say I'll help you a couple a build. She was just like. I am out then a great run out I could see you later and fuckin, which arose as always was hilarious sake. I feel like I'm gonna puke Eagle. All he's always said that a few times during the series, and it's always Vulcan hilarious, because I feel like the word. Puke is kind of that's like from my generation like he graduated high school. The same you. I want to show that I'm not a psycho buddy mentioned solitude. He built that fuckin that mark recommit Dimension that he graduated high school and eighty seven and I shall be graduated- maybe six, but we're not gonna talk. Why? Why didn't? Because I'm afraid you, because you have kids, you hear me, read out what should happen in eighty six was signing of a year older than it

What puke? I just feel like nobody says it I never hear around here right enough in he's only set at a couple times. He said it, On Monday, when Aaron quit Philip gonna puke, and I said it when he bought that Ferrari that had been in a major accident. It was like his big, this giant investment. Like three hundred Grannie winning, what the other the Fuckin rich dude up the street and like other european stuff- I don't like him of his name, always seen him in fucking. Nine thousand episodes and afterwards he was. He was so fucking nervous who talk about puke I don't know why it always makes me laugh so anyways. As a fan of the show, Do you know it was like watching Van Hayley break up? It's like a flock now they're gonna bring in you know some other guy. Wasn't David Lee Raw, not shit, not Sammy Agar. You know I'm just saying you don't mean you liked. The bee want the original guy, so.

I was actually happy that the date for the rest of the episode, so they were showing air and at his house. Was doing this build It was talking to errors in everything fit Engine went in transmission, everything fuckin when it fine. And then he just got up and took a break. It went over was feeding his horses and obviously I'll. Let you go. Although when he was, you know, he was trying to make this race currently was taken. All this shit out. You know that they don't need, so we can make it lighter watching. Have to do that by himself. A kind of support, I'm just hope. It is a fact that errand gets his own shows, because I read a really good interview. And it wasn't all this. He said she said she did. You seem like he wanted to do more. It venture bills of cars that

when you're not on a tv show, you know I mean you're kind of a constraint. We sustain how fast your building cars kind of limited, what they could do. I think that that was probably the reason why he left just got. Burnt out or whatever, but fuck and brutal man. That was the guy, so we'll see what happens, but I have faith by faith, that thinking to find someone to replace him and I'm hoping that I'm gonna get to shows out of it for whatever it's definitely the end of a goddamn era. And tried to think of my my favorite bills that they done on that show. I would like the random shit that they did I mention this before I love when they did that low writer Another key member who was one of those like eighty five, also be cutlasses somethin. I love that they just game K C a chance to fuck show show what he could do

and he was shown on. A different kind of studies is painted black or green but I understand that there will save you know those are the two colors of selling you gotta, make you fuckin money, Blood there was another time we built this car cannon. Member was knows this white car and on time Casey. Did this waste. Thing on the hood anonymous are on the roof. I fucking love that then they have a fuckin linking continental I've, always loved the random shit. Posted a year. The more obvious stuff, I'm not that Fuckin mercury comment that they made. Although I gotta tell you, I like the fuckin white and blue color scheme better when they first had it, and I like those rims better, but if they just did all the gas monkey shit underneath it and slammed the down to the ground, that's it! the killer. Car I'll, I like weird shit, and my biggest heartbreak on that show was one time when Richard Rawlins

what the FUCK cab over engine truck that cheaper creepers truckles, like oh, my god, what the fuck are they going to do this and then he just somebody came and like the next day. I gave an extra two grand for is a guy fog. It get out of here, not just like one I want to see you build more trucks. I hope they do right dad said so: good luck to air and carbon out by sea and on another tv show whatever I should give a shadow tourism. He's got me ass. His own He's got his own company, I guessed, it builds parts believe it or not. Forty one, hundreds what I have sixty eight forty one hundred and, I believe, is called things called arc light. Just look at BAR Errand Kaufman ARC light. You actually find that article is put a link to. It is a really good article about why you left the shown at that. I was happy that it wasn't bunch of mudslinging or anything like that. It just seemed like it was time and you want to go in a different direction, so so that's it That is the podcast for this fuck and weak,

No, it isn't. This does not just mean checking it I'll. Do the real podcast on Monday. This is not a real podcast are right. That's it go! Fuck! You cells have a great. We can use concentrated music. Anything was doing an extra half our greatest its parts asked in a fucking Monday, God by so anyways. I went up to see some family over the fourth of July to celebrate the birthday of this country.

And I'm driving up. I'm listening on the radio and evidently idle the song I'm. Ah, On the internet, it said carry Underwood song, who I don't. I don't know what she is, I'm guessing she's white cause, it sounded country and she had- little twinning and her voice, but I don't piss off any Koreans out there. She might have been korean thumb. As a so called before. He cheats so DR at a log and yet, a driver, my bodies, car. This is how I'm gonna fuckin defend myself, that I was on a radio station that was actually plain associates, sort of clicking the the Pre programmed Brady. Fuck and whatever you know what I'm saying, I'm her feel like shit. Caught me some slack this week. So anyways this. Comes on this. This

Carry Underwood check is sit there, singing the saga, rack now, he's probably so dance Bab there right now and she sing in about a boyfriend. I got the lyrics right here right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink, He can't shoot whisky right now. Probably up behind with the pool. Stick, showing how to shoot a combo. I then, go into the the chorus and she goes and heat out now That I dug my keys into the side of his pretty little scooped up four wheel drive, of my name into his letters seats. I took a Louisville sluggard to both headlights, slow the whole and all for tyres at all, could think was why don't you just break up with them? You dumb can't you know what I mean. What are you gonna? Do you gonna do all this shit, then he's got Get mad.

Then what you're gonna make up after five days and then you gonna blow him again I ate, Spock Song, and I tell you why, because its I'm pretty sure it's a hit. It's on the radio right, and you know I love about this- is People will listen to this song and they won't even question the rationale of what the lock someone stole in their because so many people in life, myself included. You can keep your play. If you like, powerless and life, you just The powerless card you know, get out of the fuckin relationship. I fuckin hate this zone in this multi songs. To with and women all get together. Such say I cast my vote is adding car you're, all a bunch of dumb Kuntz, ok, stupid just break up with the guy just

gap with not even to mention the fact that now you go out there and you you, you do damage I don't know it's out of fellow sought a felony. I don't know what it is, but it's just a classic thing where a woman would listen to that song and at no point which he ever think may maybe I can get arrested for this. I am damaging somebody's property. Now you gotta fuck vagina you can just go out in broad daylight. You don't have to wear fuckin, mask Do you know what I would have to do? If I wanted to go on, go fuck up somebody's car, I would have to wait for well. I'd have to make sure I had an alibi if you like, I was killed. Somebody I d make sure somebody could cover for me and say that I was fuckin somewhere right. I had to put some goddamn cat suit in a fuckin man. Sk rife like I'm in. Dead president's movie and all I was able to get. I be able to get off one quick hit bright, one

kit, lest I want to start carbon and up like a pussy right, but if I really was gonna, go out there and smash somebody's headlights, I can hit one and this The car long goes off. I have two fuckin take off and then run home, get out of my little fucking fucking look at suit and then try to put on my pajamas. So when the cop show up, because you know they're gonna find some sort of fuckin fingerprint I gotta like I'm not out of breath like I actually have been sitting there for fucking eight. I was watching tv. I don't I just I can't stand. You know it just reminds me when that movie fatalist action came out right. And they might have women who sit. Don't you see that movie yeah, that's what you get everything get. You know, there's no thought of like this which put a rabbit in in boiling water, does not do that. Then there are the fuckin minds, but doesn't The point of this, my point of the carry Underwood son

and actually made me feel like a loser, because the amount of fuckin times I'm gonna fucked up somebody's carpet the amount at times. You, don't have that song is outside its a powerless song. That's what fuck it is. I went to the whole lyrics to see if she breaks up with them in the end and this sort of an ambiguous line in the end which because it could mean because I broke up with them. Next time? He cheats? Oh, you know it won't be on me. So that sort of ambiguous, because it could mean because I broke up with them or could be, because he doesn't want to get his truck factor. So I don't know. I just. I just fuckin annoys me that just annoyed the shit out of me on another, levels where you got somebody it's like just break up with the guy. An EU solution is something if a girl

fuck and cheated on me that that I would break up with them Jane, I wouldn't slip out and give him a good fuckin, trashing verbally, but I would go in? There but I'll throw all their clothes out the front line in Burnham. You know Why wouldn't I do that? I don't know why a lot of it s, Ducas I'd, be fuckin. Word I get arrested for damaging property. Why do we? have an exemption from damage. Property. I dont understand it up and sat there smashed up somebody's car in broad daylight because The guy cheated on people would be laughing? I would be laughing it would it's a comedy: it's just hilarious but of deeds. That same scenario was going down in a guy. Did it

I think you know the cops come and they put you in that little you get taser and they must face into the fuckin pavement. I don't know I get it we have to carry a kid around in their God, damn stomach for nine months, but I don't know that gives you the right to go out and tax somebody's free arrow. I really don't what are you guys just fuckin, relax, I'll write you sure goddamn cycles With your I'm on my period, excuse for three weeks a month you're out of your fucking, mind, think if a girl goes even if you were cheating on a girl are on a woman right and she fucks up your car. I really think you ought to be able to go up to her and give her a nice fuckin to peace combination to the God, damn fuckin cabbage, when you think about right fuckin just hook off on that fuckin a teased head a lead us on the top of your fuckin shoulders right. What would you go with

a brilliant alienate a lot of my thoughts on this and I want you know that most of us is not be advocating punching a woman in the face. Most of this is I can't fucking. Sit stupid hotel room anymore. I can't fucking, do it. I've had the God damn. Do not disturb light on four. Like four days, you probably think I overdosed in here really big on that. Don't clean up the rough beat it out here and every three days and change the sheets like I'm right, I'll a change the sheets like. Fuckin once every three weeks? Maybe it's only if that's only if they are white could tell how Elsie they act. That's right! Wrinkly! Your nose up! You fuckin pompous brides, that's all lived my life Jesus. Why? My tack and women Why was I talked about earlier? If you, if you could Countrywoman interface, you lot to punches? What would you go with? Ok go classic

Would you set up the overhand right with the job? Would you actually waste agenda? You know waste a job. Would you go it's just evil hour? I gotta get off this fuckin. Subject: I know that scientist annoyed me. I hate those fuckin songs when women just just open talk about how they're gonna go out, destroy a guy's, fuck and property rather than break up with them. You know, it's considered some sort of justification. You know. Rather look an inward going. You know! Maybe bad judge a character? What sort of course, These are our am I looking for in somebody and I'll date that I mean given the fact that the guy had assumed up four wheel, drive truck didn't give it. Our group did not give it away on any Fuckin level ha what are you? A soup of four wheel drive truck carrying Underwood you dumb fuck, and what else did he have

fuckin earring hanging down with a lightning bolt on the side of it. Had this fuckin sunk sticks. Is one of the euro I hate to say this is not what to do. My whole podcast on this fuckin saw. This is gonna, be one of those fuckin songs, one on the right on the road and I'm here my life- you know I just don't want to go back to the hotel room and be lonely and I'm gonna go out to a bar and at source gonna come on it's fuckin for fuckin towards with there your piercing, I'm singing and I'm drunk high pitched voice. Second, I start singing every fuckin word that song like did they like these, fuck it can't bad asses

and I ve got a right. I've done with that. I'm done with a fucking Jesus Christ fuck it son hey, what's going on, it is built or- and this is the Monday morning podcast for monday-

what is it March first thousand and nine in, like a lamb like a lion. I ate all that old, fuckin crap that we talk about. You know I gotta look at some folks, Groundhog hogging what Don't let that shit go? You know The mole shows its fuckin left ball, they're gonna arrayed for the next nine dirge, gauging never get dressed, when a top hat like it's the fuckin old days. You don't owe me some people you're, so fuckin married, it's disgusting, that they did they D. Just that's all just wrong! rushed like sexual energy. You know that bang in this same broad until her Fuckin, uterus, dried out. You. So what are they go? They got a dress like fuckin, J, P, Morgan Way, for some road to stick his fuckin head out The euro, if you're not familiar with the expression,

What is it in like a lamb out like a lion and like a lamb out like I know what the fuck is means you know if it starts off good, it's gonna. Bad if it starts off bad, it's and good that's how that will go I am completely not even fuckin prepared for this podcast, Usually I wait until about forty five minutes in and I let you guys figure it out that podcast he's gonna shock for this week, but I'm gonna give you a warning almost like you have you ever see, they're gonna movies come out and they say yeah. This film has yet to be rated. That means usually that means it sucks, so bad we're trying. Keep away from the critics so by the time you figure out. It's actually got me looking at your date like a girl, you, I saw a trail. To Wilson S, is he always playing some homeless guy saving the world yet podcast- is gonna suck. Got back from my eye was, in our view,

and taxes and I was so good in taxes and I don't mean committee equally, I mean as a person I was my numbingly boring fuckin in. Not drinking and no internet porn. Is it you can't do it? It's impossible dots, expression out there! That says: beware of the man that has no vice! Isn't there can I just ask you that? Can I just spoken throw that out there? You know why this is why this sucks right now cause I'm actually fuckin trying to pull something Right now that I have to play, because yesterday was probably the bay spoken hockey game in the United States. Yeah. Probably he said- saw nineteen eighty, that's what they say. I don't use that hack thing. Do you all yours and I want to do that, but it was fucking huge. However, that with seventy five percent of Canada.

They were estimating, was watching the gold medal game for all you, Americans, Yoshino Americans are you? Are you people from the United States, the Eu S? Has a hockey team. I'll call team. You I say, and every four years they play in the Olympics and we may to the final round for the gold medal, That game was yesterday and also noxious. That's how I felt in Houston of seventy five percent of the people watching Canada. I don't think there was more than seventy five people watching it. In fact, in Houston, they just come, We didn't give a shit. I went down this base. Basically, I want a rule for you, but Canada one. They displayed a verdict. I think, the day they were a better team yesterday and on what they did figured out their lines, but it was night day since we beat him the week before how they look. They looked ass, though my definite that there are better team. What I liked was but really choked there wasn't bullshit fuckin cause

fuck you, Canada. What the outside thing you guys got enough penalty shut, the fuck up. I want to hear it. You won the game, I play was outside and we did get a goal you don't say, but it was pretty much it was. It was free of that and it and into overtime. I saw wanted the United States to win because obviously a huge it was on two levels. I would see I'm a huge hockey fair, but then, secondly, the law, with which Canada gives a shit it. It has very few times you get a chance to David date, an entire nation, and it doesn't involved opting bombs on Euro. If we want that hockey game, now what they would have been to those people would have been slit, never rest up there and their igloos sorry throw some ignorant american shit out there, like you, guys,

work and smart up their smoking. Cigarettes sit in a fuckin team hortense in another fuckin down it. What you think Van De Calgary, you never take. You never thought I. That fuckin I wake up to Edmonton. Pass all those fuckin cows in the oil wells, fucking Everybody's acted like their cosmopolitan all worldly, even these days, he's tired of it. I'm tired of listening to the Falcon hype about health stupid Americans are people states here not North Americans general, just people from the fuckin states and then you travel and you wanted to be exact same shithead that you are with the different actions are right. Get over you, fuckin cells, but you know I gotta give it up. Gotta give it up. They won the fucking game. Such work. I find the gayest version. At national level,.

I think this was an know was o town, or this was instinct who did this one? This is a tribute to Canada, Prends up north. Ever harm to fly. Never started a war like d, pretend you're from Paris stop blaming the east! That arrogance goes right across the country. Stop with the are down to earth goes on from when a peg not bind all you guys. You look down on us. Actually evils the recycling and leave it. You want to fuck and gold medal. Glad about you guys are tearing up there right now. Aren't you. Cry entity a fuckin What some sort of winter garb suddenly worse than archipelago, sing.

It is worth mines are archipelago. I think I think archipelago lose. You can't hear or more and more to do right, sons of bitches you want again, but by the skinny teeth. Congratulations, you fox the hell of a game, the hell of a goddamn game. Now the best part was was the United States for those, your America who didn't fuck and watch it. Zachary seek he's your last name. Is a fucking started up a twin. Seconds left and seventy five percent of Canada collectively shit their pants. And I was like: oh my god, it's gonna happen now. They soiled themselves. Ah, you know. They just fuckin annoy me they're cocky fans annoy me every fuckin time it would come. Right any time the Americans do anything good that always be that fuckin idiot wrapped in the Americas. Fuckin canadian flag gesturing

the fucking ice like the rough missed, something. That's what I like about Canadians when it comes to hockey is their fuckin. You know this is Our game did we get when the Blue Jays one the Fuckin World Series little bit, I was eight o. I remember You know I do realise that Fuckin Stanley CUP has not been in Canada since Ninety ninety three. It also, maybe that's why they want so crazy here what the fuck They do the metals by the way I kind of out in the last couple olympics are used to look cool used to like an oral cookie, but it was made out a goal that have the same sort of engraving right there look sign, and now it looks like you took the metal, you put it on the fuckin railroad tracks. Somebody ran over in honor me. I don't know what I want congratulations. That was a great game. It was great for hockey, but it was definitely are you guys out. They'll, listen to be talked shit. You know and enjoying

Peyton Manning losing the Superbowl fuck it up at all that the karma came back around. I was devastated all by myself out its use and die, but it was still great man, and you know I I did make fun, echo will bogged saying when he said that this is the best hockey out there. I gotta would, I gotta admit without the without the fighting. The Aren't you guys like no touch icing, advertising I liked the lot of it. I gotta admit I kind of like the p d version of hockey a nice sacrilegious to be saying this, but I kind of enjoyed it you'll, be grateful couple of coins would make it to the Fucking Olympic Squad you just so good. They put yarn there. You just have like you know George low rock versa, who the other big heavyweight fuckin who said go on the Minnesota

that weird last name that has like three letter bees and an end in it or some shit. I don't fuck it now wait. Let's plough habit the podcast issues. The Monday morning, podcast for Monday March, first his door and yeah I had a hell of a fuckin weakened out there in Houston, Texas. I want to thank everybody who came out to the improv. I aggression was Friday night at led into Saturday night Saturday night. I think I might add to the best shows I've had a recent memory. They were just everything sort of collect. I kind of sitting in this restaurant. This is this is how clean living- I am ok, it's right before seven, I'm having a salad with fuck. In a chicken breast in it right, I got my laptop I this fuckin script, finishing it up drinking a glass of water in the shit out of the way- and I just remember,

like you haven't this failing like this. This is what tony Robins does you know, that's how he has it fucking psycho terminally, happy fuckin smile on his face. You know and dumb. How do I realize some shit that moment I brought to stage a start original fuckin thing worked and recorded it, but. Beautiful thing about the universe is when you had something great happens, nothing else has to balance it out, like I get to see Peyton Manning fuck up the Superbowl and thus making feel vindicated Two weeks later, a crushing fucking over time lost. It wasn't crushing disease days debated by fuckin database like seven to one you gotta admit: ok, you, Canada, Fox back in the day, it was a joke. Innocuous The job first, while ninety percent of the people on the league we're off from Canada granted there were only six four contains, but still

guys used to crush us and now we're breathing down your neck, and you better joy that gold medal consecutive feel at last, when you gonna be fuckin for a while. You liked at US wait till fuckin next year, body can you guys handle that shit talking anyways, so twice a week. An iron incidents with people in the crowd. And both of them are women, and the first to tell you that I do have fuckin issues with women, but the first night was on stage in those, as woman right down are offered stage left a stage right from where I am fuckin added stage left or right. So I think that's for the proper terminology. What the fuck do you guys needed? No stage left stage right you're in the crowd. You know I gotta MIDAS. Do I need to know what fucking wrench they're gonna use. I dont need. Okay, so states left or right I'm looking down and daddy Fuckin girl, she's do she's talking continue

My job settled down. She still talking finally, I say. It is sweeter. Why don't you? Why was the problem? What are you talking about? Then she does the usual. I would say she was attractive if she was an from a small town. She be a haughty, you know. Just percentages. But so she did the usual like white light. I ever had no idea what the fuck, I'm doing. You know ten minutes later I looked back, she still fuckin Talkin gets a little heated, I basically what, we're table about six times until I finally told of his shut the fuck up, and then I will even sucker. Remember that all of a sudden next thing you know she's, hammered and she's getting kicked out when I got like five minutes left in my show, so she, threatened to sue the place and all this type of shit now use that's the end of the night. You know the whole crowd fuck and clapping his she's leaving because she spent fucking annoying everybody around them who paid to see the shell aright

So, while usually that's the end of it, but you know what this psycho did. She actually sent a letter to the improv and Try to pretend that that she wasn't herself. She tried to pretend that she was in partial member of the audience who completely agreed with her I thought that I was a fuckin idiot, so were honor you a little bit of this fuckin letter here. Whom it may concern. I attended billboards for show on Friday the twenty sixth and utterly appalled by his performance? I love comedy others what you always have to do whenever you bitch and you nothin- in person, so they can't see what a radiant human being you are you after then, after state. Your bitch, you then have to fuckin, show easy going. You are the human being so anyway, she saw my shell. She was utterly appalled by by my performance as she goes. I love comedy and ice certainly expect there to be rudeness. Crudity.

And what can be offensive topics, that's what but he is all about. It makes it fun. That being said, ok, now she's established how fuckin cool and lay back. She is back the trash in all fuckin duty here she goes. That being said, Bilbil took it way too far, and he was quite professional to say the least. Well, Initially, there was indeed call a lot to laugh at you have our support. Will you was sober, you're, fuckin, lightweight, was the beginning of the show. When you weren't fuckin on your ninth fuck and drink and Europe, we paying attention to the show so yeah. Initially, there was indeed quite a lot to laugh at those persons trying to write as if its medieval times, and I should be fuckin hold in this thing, like a goddamn scroll. I know that is a mediaeval wish, but instead used he's doing that biblical thing, which is using extra fuckin words to try to sound intelligent, while initially there was indeed quite a lot to laugh at instead of me at first. It was funny.

Anyway, the show ended at the show ended up being a complete disappointment. Ok, for looking, this is our complaint for at least thirty minutes he blast God and the name of Jesus Christ he out Degraded, the catholic religion are right now that complete bullshit I only blasphemy God the name. Jesus Christ and the catholic religion for about seven minutes. Thirty! It's what what am I fuckin, George Carlin get talk about anything but thirty minutes. Maybe workshop fuckin hammer, you dumb can't you know you got the better reception of above how much time had elapsed now Jesus all right. Let's continue, although I guess it's in another, think nothing was she's she's pulling this move again. He outrage agree the catholic religion, although I do not belong to this religion. Should I thus we like wow she's I ve been part of that religion and even she found it offensive. Have you guys pricked up on that

you too, but are like when someone the trash Obama, They'll say like Burma is the worst president ever another right and I'm a democrat like you can, either way just trying to cut people off the pass before they go? Fuck you, you Fox NEWS, watch and right wing, but whatever you know, Women need to shut the fuck up and I'm a girl that dumb sheds okay, so evidently she was, she was a didn't she's, not even she's, not even Catholic anyway. She said it was offensive what he said, went on and on again while this type of thing should be accept expected, he took it way, so far. And there was a young lady who, like and my friends was becoming offended yeah Of course she was because she's you you're fucking psycho people Did she thinks of this fuckin stupid? I know at this point It's probably not obvious you guys, but wait till. I finished, arrested this right and propaganda sound like some maniac here, but I don't give a fuck

I so there was a young lady who, like I and my friends, was becoming offended and said a few words a few words to someone at our table. You fucking. Lion. Second twat anyway, she said when he rudely addressed her. That's what I said a lady. I guess lady is route, hey lady. Could you we favour and maybe look at the show at some point So when you really addressed her, she told him tat. She was catholic that never happened. He had no allergies or considerations just uttered this. Respect. Ok, first of all, she ever said that out she never said she was catholic and if she did, she said it so quietly that I couldn't hear it so hard, Could this random fuckin woman in the crowd here what she said struck a thing is gonna. Make me mad again arab discontent. After this finally got off that subject. His show just got worse when she's on about her sick strength. It appeared. My friends, and I

he may have been getting heat from some of the audience and that he felt uncomfortable this. Very well be the reason why he continued to pick on the lady oh. This is picking on, not because I am doing my act by the way I keep looking down and she's getting some sort of martini thing that looks like there's a beer in it. I don't know what the fuck was. It's one of those checks and drinks. You know like what have we done red beer and second, second ruffians. You know she was drunk and those things ok agenda so now she signals in this very well, because this may be I'll, be the reason why he continued to pick on that lady, even at one point telling her to shut the fuck up I told you to shut the fuck up, because you were talking the entire time, you. What anyway. This is downright unprofessional, who said some. I cannot say a few words to people at the table.

We are obviously says that this is the actual fuckin woman who would give a fuck this much that you would write three pages. They were quietly Speaking and now can any noise whatsoever You heard her say that she was catholic. On the other side of the stage, there was another table talking cos. A bit more and they were louder due to the drinks. Yet he did not pick on they're gonna fuckin, just fuck him actually this isn't funny anywhere like I totally lost over I've. I've lost the whole humor and assistance for can make me so mad. They were more disrupted than anything, although he of course made. Hopes about it all right. There was this table next to be, they were all the drinking, but they were more. Do that church thing why? would say some funny and then they were soda like fuckin, repeating it, so they were a little bit rowdy, but they were acceptable. This woman, who was fuckin out king everyone at the other table had basically essentially her fucking back to me to the point that, if I fuckin

stir in the back of the head. I, what about two minutes for boarding, Pat, possibly a fucking game misconduct, conduct right, there's something for you will lift fuckin people anyway that's, what's continue have actually that would be roughing. Wouldn't let's say I took the might stand and I current sideways. I could a cross sector on the fucking neck are gearing. Now, We are convinced that his wrong demeanor was due to his discomfort after realizing that he had offended some of the audience in to justify himself and ease any tension coming from the audience member he said something along the lines of don't listen to I'm just an idiot appears speaking pray from please that was obviously a demonstration of his uneasiness that their citizens drunk she was what, was doing was I was. I was telling people in the crowd that stay, where religious that I respected their religion are right. I just heard I just personally: I'll buy into it. Okay, so stopping right now to say this, because I know some of you, you

If so religious you get so into that, you can add you get so wholly that you can actually commit murder, God, usually tool or vengeance. I think that was the line I used. I said: ok and we get mad at me. You should pray for me to help me see the light in everyone, gotta huge fucking laugh at it about Ok, this lady is basically ashes can't wait to email, Iraq. I don't know I've I've slip slop two hundred times in my head, what I was going to say I just can't wait to what I've got right back something really quickly like Ruth actually pretending to not be the dumb drunk pitch in the crowd is one of the four things. I've ever read something to that effect. Basically, let her know that I know that it's her and I'll see you next year at the improbable can't anyway, I very supplies price at your cookies, where she tries to warm his wish, it tries to get me back.

The club on very surprised at your club hosted this comedian. It was a true just ointment, I'm embarrassed as I was the one who suggested the improv when my friends around, waiting to answering a comedy show. I do hope you You will consider not having this comedian back, as he gives your club a bad name. If this is this has been my first time to the improv. I never would have returned home Consider hiring some local talent. There are several good comedians in the area. We are good friend but one of them, if you like his name, will be happy to give it a deliberate. Our I asked lady who we picked on she and her April were unjustifiably asked to leave. There was grounds on having them escorted from the show right in the middle of it. That's how she was she escorted out fifty minutes into my one hour set and she's like she was escorted out in the middle of it. You understand drunk this one was. I talk for gene about Jesus for thirty minutes now, actually was seven minutes hours sorted out in the middle. Now you actually escorted out fifty

And its into the show, when you run your fuckin six drink you drunk, and there were no good of on having them escorted from from the show right in the middle of it again they were not disruptive or at all this impetus. This in I shall person just wants to keep talking about how innocent this fuckin lady is that she never met if it hadn't been for bill. Are picking on them. No one wanted even noticed them get the kids tells us is justly the fuckin drunk argument they had in a crowd and in the car and the right on the latter. Table on the other side, though, is the one that took away attention from his show. I do understand that it is private property that anyone can be asked to leave at any time, but this was wrong. This is a long time to do it. I personally believe that she should receive an apology from the improv, but mostly for. Bill BAR, that's clearly not mine, I'll just a thought. What a fuckin did I take too long reading that fuckin thing they got you to be a stand, a comedian, that's what the fuck you have to deal with. She's action

like a total fuckin control freak and what happened that night was. She completely lost on levels. Do you know it's where'd. You become like upon, time. Psychologists is breaking down, the crowd is a comedian, and she said at the power position at the table. The table is that, like fuckin was say, like a thirty degree angle common in stage let this is gonna, get technical right, you folks, don't die, don't leave me here sheet. You know she didn't set at like that are furthest away. If you sit furthest away, everybody you're at the table with has the back there to use them. When you want to fuck and talk it's it's a difficult time. What she did. Was not only did she said in the first chair. She sat on the first chair closest to me so that sir, she had to do was turn around. She had the whole fuckin tables attention and when she stood up when she to leave her whole team stood up like a bunch of fuckin minions, you know like without duties, to carry the fuck an umbrella for puffy. That's how they

I got up and was pathetic, and people like that surround themselves with fuckin weak people like that before. Any normal people person. You know, think about Are you guys listener right now? If you, if your body has been a drunk fuckin asshole got booty from the club, would you get up and leave. Immediately stand up like the Fuckin general just got up, I mean maybe you could you be walkways? Drunk babies, gonna go fuck and walk out and pee on a cop or something I guess. Maybe I don't know it was you know before email or back? What do you guys think I should write back and come up with some clever other than coroner account like? I did. I think I'm disk I'm gonna write back something to the effect that I realised that it was her and dumb fuck. It was just a big wasted time. Should I not a bit bother with all that enough Then- and I had another incident with another fuckin person- I don't know why I have issues with with the beautiful women. I really do

actually a bit. I wanna do stage and I'll just out. Maybe I'll do part of it, for you here bade the basic idea. I just I don't respect them on a certain level. I feel like I had to do something. To achieve and life all they had to do was basically think they were born beautiful. This is really not the case, we're gonna get you gotTa Jemmy stay beautiful, passed a certain age. It is an accomplishment I guess, but you know. I don't know for an order is to get around beautiful women. You have to accomplish all this shit and life and all they have to do today, to where the fuck your at Africa accomplishing all this shit is basically take a shower and feathers, hear back like fairer Fawcett there in the fuckin vip? You know, I said like him, because if this If they're smarter, absolutely stunning, I have to admit that, but you know if there if they die

that's right. It's like he got a lamp Gagne, but you find out has a forced cylinder or even worse, my fuckin hybrid, the Democratic Fuckin, since you know They have that one default emotion, oh my god, and they give fifty eight different reads. You know what they say, something to you like a little poppy they'll go like you know. If you do something it from oh. Why did you know do something that they fuckin head- oh my god fucking Idiot, They got three words floating around in there and they were VIP ghetto left a spirit of outlets. Plough ahead, this is the Monday morning. Podcast also, you know I don't a wide and take to say this MIKE We have a new player, I've kind of abandoned lives in already Kay. That was like my rebound girl after I broke up with fucking geek it just didn't work out. You know.

Like Eddie Murphy and one of the spice girls do not. Unfortunately, I did impregnate luminosity, not luminosity. I'm sorry just read the lip syn. I am speaking to that of the cat out of the bag. This is something up to do is touching on the internet and rather than becoming even even dumber than I really am, or is it more dumb? I don't even know. I know it's me stupid, it's not stupid or is it? I have no fucking yeah, but all I know is I'm trying to figure out basically not to become more of a shithead online and I would really like to start. This is a new segment. Where is? Are there things out there I can look. I know tat God, com. I love that site, even though I haven't been to it in a month, TED like TED Kennedy, dot com minus rape and alcohol, There's one out here are called luminosity dotcom. L, you m o s. I t why dot com in its basically games for your brain

I'm tellin you, man, it's fuckin awesome and I cannot even again to tell you how low I scored on these? things. You know they got these things they got. We literally that they got one game called like duck: hunting right and what happens is a duck appears. On the screen, while simultaneously somewhere in your peripheral vision? Whilst Alternatively, on the screen of letter appears and then what you have to do is you have to call with a bird was and also remember the letter and then went on then I'll give you a series like a lineup, usual suspect of letters. You gotta pick the right letter and then it we'll a fortune. You got one letter and its to solve the word in the name of a bird, so you're fucking. Learn to look at two things at one time process both of em and you're, getting back

we'll of fortune all at the same time an learning new names, a fucking birds that you'd need know existed. That's just one fucking game, okay, so if we get back into the union Yang the bounds of life. If you want to somehow balance of nine hours of fucking going on you porn and watch people checked in the nuts on you too I highly. I can't recommend this site highly enough. You could say we get a free. We could games luminosity, dot, com, L, you Emma S. I t why dot com then you know, even a membership is not that bad. But I do not matter writers guy, but I think I have good common sense and I have a feeling that Ten years after all how to get fuckin six pack ebbs books have been written but he is finally going to focus on the brain. And start to realise that your brain, like your fuckin mid section, can turn the marsh the exact

same way unlike I've. I definitely think my brain is not nearly as sharp as it were. Twenty years ago. It's weird because, as you you get all. Do you know the whole thing you know you, you get older, you get wiser. You know quickly, you're learning from fucking up you're, not a sharp I don't know this- is this dish this site was the closest thing to do in like mental pushups and their quota. Engaged matter taps into the very. I actually have a new found respect for video. Games where it like, you I got away from video games because they would just eating up all my free time. The last one I really play was grand theft auto part three and absolutely consumed my life and the thing about that game. What even after I finished the game, I had to get the cheats, when alighted and like a lady attitude when I finally finished everything

I would still play the game. It just go on those rampages and I found it to be like a stress relief and but I would just like to much, but after serves the aeroplane, those games that kind of realized there look at me to fuck Stupid to convey this idea, I gotta luminosity dot com and if anybody else knows any other sites like that, are just some that can give me some mental set ups, I would really like it because I'm getting into that Like I don't know, I told you guys this committee and I get the fuck. It was call me about. There was some book out there. There was saying a great exercise to do if you, like, left handed, is to start doing things that you normally do with your left hand right hand all right guys to pay during the deck joke there. Oh, I forgot Robert Outweigh made Felix somebody else. You guys been pump in any cubicles with that hat job from can make me laugh and nineteen. Seventy seven can continue I podcast. Thank you.

No, actually, I don't know what it does. Is it somehow it actually makes you more God, I'm so fucking stupid. What is the word? save your playing guitar saviour of. If you are left handed guitars like I am itself without even common alpha guitar someone who attempt to play guitar, I play left, added if you actually, if I were actually to fuck around on a right, handed guitar and try to the place? Something if I then these second I went to the left handed guitar. You would actually learn a quicker. I have no idea why, which should be obvious at this point, because I could barely fuck and explain it so anyway, I fly a lot. It drives me nuts. I hate flying answer I do when I fly is- I actually sit there and I listen to music and I write the lyrics with my right hand, rather than my left hand, and I've actually unlike halfway, decent added.

At the very least, I'm thinking of Sunday, a thump unfortunate enough to have a stroke. You know my tea around times, gonna be incredible, I'll, be Robin Amartya, be right and fuckin letters catch in the DRC. With my opposite hand, yet: oh yeah, that's what it is join me become strong proof. I would have not stroke we ve become Mama, oh cut, your rehab cost. Fifty percent! God knows nobody has fuckin health insurance anymore could be a good thing. Right have said anything funny in the last broken nineteen minutes. I have no idea somewhere. In the middle of that letter, I got fuckin mad again and all funny, went out the window and I'll take the first rule of I can't lose in a crowd? Why guess? No confidence to have no jokes would be first. Rather than that, has just gone up there being an angry, fucking, Psycho Tom. I want to nobody Ferrara. Last week, I thought about women's curling, and by the way I totally enjoyed the Olympics. I love the winter,

The extent of second people shit nano while these late night talk, show how talking about how they work and boring really well you go to another lay monologue about fucking, a girl, oh god, even by a fuckin whale gimme. Your take come on out there wearing a suit, like you have a fuckin war, one before you had the goddamn shell. Sorry I get he'd want make funny Olympics. You know something about how hot the fuckin women of curling were look at left. And some he said I was actually saying like. I was trying to figure out why I was finding these fuckin women so attractive other than the obvious that they were good. Looking woman, Skype, she said: hey Bill, the obvious hot women vigorously scrubbing the floor. I really so that's too bad, he saying this is why men find. Would we in attractive. I just blew joke. He said but The obvious hot women. Vigorously scrubbing the floor. I do

so deserved a huge laugh on that. I just fucked you out of it. I'm sorry about that. Anyone who says I figured out why we love watching this so much when they release that stone. The way they let its lie out of their hand, is reminiscent of the way of skill for woman release. Is your cock after levering a massive hand job first. I hope, you're a surfer That's the only reason why too massive hand, job raw fucking mess of a job. Or maybe does have a fuckin bit or maybe I just have a fat cock up So anyway, sorry she goes, they don't drop, it don't push it just let it slide out, naturally, as go to sleep with my boxes around my ankles. I forgot that was creepy I read it. I was posted. Just read the beginning joke as I thought the joke was fucking great. I forgot the fuckin picture in his guys,

Those fuckin insect looking like some guys like the like insects with that fuckin hair. All over fucking legs were mass fucking mess like praying mantis legs anyways a long time ago. I talked about unacceptable. Is that when you know that I just such an unjust ploughing from fuckin topic to topic in this. Just no sort of are no said way. Other than dead silence. Let's go to Youtube videos for the weak. Let's let let's go over here. You know I feel like a fucking, dumb fuck. I now unlike jeopardy. When does like five difficult topics in one easy once you know great. Scientist architecture medieval whatever this girl. Let's go away eleven lawn for one hundred.

That's Ivan easy as it until five just too dumb to fucking done whatever you know when I play those brain games on too stupid this week, here's a you too do look up. Look up do shop! deal you sketchy, o, F, F, do show Maybe you find that humans, I can't remember if I did. I think I did. I believe I did cause. I left it. There bad wanting stories. This is another topic to a sound like I'm doing right now, then some is due. Bob dole impressionable off worst tie tat out of his pocket point. Thirty, seven minutes in bad wedding stories. He built abolition Podcast, since the beginning decide it was about time I emailed you and told you how much I enjoy it. Thank you very much. Ok, let's get to the EU. To get to the marriage thing. Ok, I gotta marriage story when I was twenty three hours a day,

a girl and she got pregnant. Do Ok, so we decided to get married, ok, stupid, fuck and move number two. Even a month before this. I was thinking about dumping. Harass stupid mistake, number three. Actually, that was the smart move. That was with TAT was three card Monti right there, don't knocker up, don't fuckin merrier weight, corrupt, marry her dumper ass. You know which one is the marble. You fucked up our right. So The plants are made, our families meet each other, ok just cause. I you know I do that stupid three card money joke in a desperate attempt to try to be remotely funny at this point. You know it was a blue windscreen this week, I'm gonna blow that I went up. I'm gonna blame it on that one. You know my fucking dog ate the Orange One, so I'm gonna blame it on the blue. Windscreen. Anyway, so, basically skies twenty three years old. He knocked up this fuckin girl. He decides to get married, even though he did he thought about

dumping are met before so anyway. So all the plans are made always meet each other. Invitations are set out all that bullshit. So, three days before the wedding, I watch some stupid movie, where this guy tells his other, that is dad told them before his wedding. It's never too late, Change your mind to it: friend says, but you're not married I guess, that's a lap so anyways so taking. This is a sign from God that I just and to be watching this movie. I cancel the wedding, great fucking move. All right, which suffice to say brought his ship storm in my life, the worst part is that I actually felt so bad Mary, the Czechs. Three months later, dude you were out your fuckin out. So basically I was a pussy

yeah yeah, but do that's a heart than you would deal with a lot of shit. Twenty three. Your parents were crying. She was knocked up here. I'd say you were pussy you gave in to peer pressure. Anyways. Anyway, we were married for seven years with every year, Being worse than the year before, so we're divorced, so we're dead, Is now so I guess I should have gone with my got to wrap this up. I got a little grape with with checks. I actually used to ask me when the marriage was going down. If I could go back what I not meet her, which I would say, fuck yeah. I would avoid you like the plague, which she would say, but where which point- he would say, but you will never to kids. Don't you love them. Then he would say yeah, but it I'd say, but I would never have met. You saw what I never had the kids, so that's scenario. The kids aren't even a thought. This, of course, would lead to a huge fight my lack of carrying

To the story, don't use logic when talking to checks, arab. That's actually not the moral to the story. What it is you gotta think how women think Europe, which you know if you're lucky, Some point: when you're ninety you'll know you'll understand ten percent of what the fuck is going on in that brain. Quickly when she's asking you that she was asking that I would guess one of two reasons: one. She was secure that you know you knocked around, and then you married her and you were gonna marry. I then you're broke it often and you fuckin married her believe it or not. I'm sure. That's not how she dreamed getting married. She probably dreamed of meeting her soul mate and they were so hopelessly love that everyone in the crowded tears in their lives, for they never the love soap is great, is theirs she could have and think of that

and she wanted you to reassure her- or she probably was just bang in you-. You know I didn't want to fuck and marry. You didn't think that you are the one either when all of a sudden she got knocked up and she, Billy Signal there. Looking at the side of your fuckin head one morning, your written pancakes trying to find where in the world she loves you, you know on what fucking level I'll. Just watching a temples going in and out issue chewing, just fighting that Fuckin urged the slammer toaster of your fuckin head. You know, just wondering how to elderly end up with this fuckin guy. Why did I say yes to this guy? Why did I let him fuckin drop, a fuckin me. What is wrong with me and just trying to make the fact that she had these two kids justice Justice enough, you know that's what the fuck was probably going on, but are,

I don't know, did you didn't really talk about how much of a nightmare the wedding was that was the Meda the story there. I think you are, beginning and the end. But what do you think she's coming down the aisle. What is your family thinking you not up, and then you dumped her and yet you like a fuckin, I'll, marry or any ways nearly twenty three. They know you don't want to do it. Those want Here's a joy, my friend, you know what are you? Thinking is you're up there. You know where your comparable like ringing wet with flops. Why does she was standing? I can imagine that, ah. Has anybody ever just ran off the side door because academics? See like oh my god, I don't know what to say: how do we get out of this shit and then just in a panic when they day day today, there

dead at every turn around look at. Where is she in some way, music gonna need this would have would have been a Larry separate, but five fucking prepared. You know you look for the best Where the fuck is he, then she comes around the corner and you're trying to make yourself lover. He comes around the corner and you just see that fucking face and you see those eyebrows it going to be touched by the time. She's forty and you just people are becoming out running out of the church, like some fuckin zombie movie is you're trying to get your car started. Then you know what I mean and use in such a fucking panic. You know there's no way that Europe be able to get your car keys out in time, get them into the door, opened the door locked. The door and get in there and its people are becoming out running. The charge like some fucking zombie movie is you're trying to do. Your car started of aid.

The move, their issues, if you anybody, does that don't go to your car, you keep running, ok, She will get married in the suburbs, so headed head for awarded area go on line, learn how to turn your fuckin carbon into a tent hang out there for Couple of days, let shit cool off, grow, a beard come back to town some provisions. That point you be so fuckin filthy, you just not a homeless guy wearing a suit economy. Forget all about you. Maybe they'll think that your mentally ill you know one day to sharpen your mother's footsteps and she fades her dead catches punches in the face, because he's a former moraine However, we all see this movie, trying to say run out the fucking door run out the fact. If you're in that situation during situation are bill. Longtime listener. First time writer I gotta

story to tell you I'm twenty three years old, not a twenty. Three year old, I've been one for you, don't go to a wedding or get married to twenty three. They all seem to have bedsores I've been who a few weddings- and let me start by saying in this story: it wasn't actually a wedding I witnessed It was a whipping awaken and fastening. Ok for those who are not familiar with the wicked religion I just want to state at this point. Neither am I I can't remember, if that's the one dead actually has all those pagan symbols that you know the catholic church than so that they were devil signs. According to the Fucker Razetta Stone aware that Fucking movie was read the book to the fuckers, namely that the event she called whatever was collar wiccan here and fastening, and I know that because my sister didn't.

People to a wedding. She invited them to her hand fastening. That's why he knew was a wicked hand fastening and not a wedding, because she said I'd like to invite you to my hand, fastening Jesus Christ, he said if you, anyone you still don't know what a hand fastening is. Congratulations, thank you because I didn't so. Because I'm seventeen at the time my sister's twenty three and twenty four we both still live with their parents, your boyfriend and employed, alcoholic living off money, his mom left, and when she died there you go Ladys there, you go, you don't the sorrowful less. When these guys, like him out there anyway, the fuck am I. Why didn't I make this type bigger Jesus, a flop. This broadcasters so anyway, so this Fuckin alcoholic was over for dinner. One night he tapped his fork on a glass a few times to get everyone's attention. We were three feet from him.

Immediately. My stomach nodded up, because I knew this moron was about to say something stupid you gotta get. You guys it's fucking, funny writers, man, somebody, We talented people listen to this fuckin park ass. You get right better than I do anyway. Physically, he announced his engagement to my sister in front of my mom and dad pulled out two onyx rings and they put them on each others middle fingers. You know went the Arctic struck Club in Houston last night. How funny that, anyway, was dead, silent and the look of relief. Repressed. Horror on my mom's face was unmistakable It was so awkward, so I started. Clapping going yeah quietly because nobody else joined them. That's great is that your role in the family of the person always tries to make it better. God bless anyway, it was just dead silence and my sister and a boyfriend kissing each other, like everything, was fine

a few months later I found out they were financing those rings, going into payments on them every week my sister's collecting child support and neither of them have a job and they are financing Onyx House and fastening rings. G, Christ Jesus Christ. I can't believe there's more the story all right here we go fuck in need I gotta go the rest away. Anyway. So I finally finally to their hands fastening day doing the ceremony right on Newport Beach, it's in the middle of the day on on Sunday in the summer they didn't have. All they didn't reserve a piece of beach or anything they just showed up go hey. Let's have the wedding. Here the family. We had to get as close to the damned screen. I can't read him on the phone

We have near the beach, mostly all showed up all the people who live near the beach mossy showed up. There were about thirty or forty of us. None of US None of us are dressed in beach. Close half of them are in suits and dresses therein chairs, there's not even an altar, everybody just standing around hot and they can't sit down because this oh chairs, and they didn't want to ruin their clothes, my sister shows up in an all black guy with a veil. The boy friend is wearing like a talks with his face, and like one of the misfits conflict, skeleton face Jesus Christ, like the episode of the office anyway, they don't do any traditional wedding stuff. They just go right up front of the crowd with their wicked priest or whatever. The wicked freeze is basically just a friend of theirs. He reads but just a bunch of stuff from a book some other language, my sister, the boyfriend are responding in some other language. Nobody has any idea. What's going on, then all of a sudden a boyfriend pulls out

crazy, looking knife with a what I hilt, what that is, uses it to cut my sister's veil, then posting and of it into his finger Antilles bleeding. He sticks. Into the sand and wraps is bloody hand around my sister's neck, while they kissed. The stone happy priests holds up is. Work and said something loud and that different language- I assume it was he equivalent equivalent of I now ouch, your husband and wife, I'm sure comedian, you ve heard the sound of fifty people gasping simultaneously. Family members in suits and dresses are just walking away at this point, a lifeguards what the boyfriend did with the knife called the cop and the day ended. Prematurely with him getting coughed and driven away in a police cruiser. Jesus Christ anyways thanks for the public, has really enjoy Jesus Christ. I'm a fucking round of applause. For that story, all right, I think I have

read up on the wiccan religion. You know. One thing I did like about that, I did like the fact that they just showed up and just decided to have a wedding, and they avoided All those other costs I wanted to say half way through that, like you know, they didn't. Have they didn't reserve that peace to the beach or anything- and I was There- like we never had to back in the day. You know me. You just fuck and had a wedding there was it wasn't like nine zillion fuckin dollars did matter where you were, but I guess you have to do that now. As there are, nine zillion people die. Bankers, run the fuckin world hate. Speaking of it, Did you get? Somebody send me the other day? Evidently, Europe elected president here that Europe elected oppressed. Not England, not France, Europe, the entire continent, now The fucking president has one guy in charge of all of the sea that just

those three d tvs that are only a few months away, that new world order is gonna, be available right out. The best so come fuckin soon, if you're gonna read about the year, the bail out rolling stone has a great article and Usually I try to stay away from their politics because they are so brutally till the left. It's fucking ridiculous. You know they. Now trash Democrats are when they do with so like light hair, just doing it just because they trashed of republican so bad that trying to show that their fair and balanced, like those other fucking maniac Fox NEWS actually has a stored up when you go through the airport, which I think is hilariously salt water- that Cyprus Shit, so it's gonna be with, We won Fuckin news channel, there's gonna be one president and one fuckin currency, a muddy and you'd better. Do what they say. Oh I raw that's gonna, be the end of it, my friends What do you want to check it out at sea

Rolling stone that actually has Eric laughed and Jeff back on the cover. If you guys of fans of music, I guess they're gonna be doing a tour together, which is ambitious, the ball. They used to be big time, rivals back in the day and now they're fucking in their sixty zero. I get, let's get some money for, medication. We now need a digression gonna be doing a tour a dog and with that I didn't have time bureaucracy, I gotta go the weird weeks coming up guys. I gotta tell you this world, I usually take Sundays ops, I'm flying home on Sundays and with an eye A good night's sleep and I can give you a decent podcast, but this week and this up coming week, I'm gonna, be it the Improvin San Jose, and I am working Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. So won't be here- it is a quick flights. Next week's will be a good park, yes, but that's why this one was so late today, so I apologize I didn't get chance to recommend any of the music that you guys have been sending in, but I'll deftly try to read it next week

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like tat it s to rhyme you know, and you go throw the fuckin flag in the outer right now. If, if, if country musicians ever did stand up. They would be the fuckin worst comedian table the exact kind of comedian, I hate the one that pandering to the crowd, which is what did other ones fuckin, sit there and they look at this guy. He knows about blogging of our right to back me up. Ladies in white, Lily crowd. But looking crowd Hercules shells Rival, plaza monotony, like Gatt He's not coming out is one of my favorite cities. You know they said. Every towns. What does a fuckin mean anything? That's country, singers alike. Alot of up. Focusing on those songs about supporting the troops. I mean I mean you, fuckin pussy, take a chance. You know you ready. Supporting the fuckin troops light like any critic out. There is now going to say, like where you know it's kind of happy cord progressions. I've heard that before they can't

because your insulated by fuckin put not troops in front of your fuckin pussy, I like beer and asked Craig but be dull. Get the fuck out country I like by, like I burn, I've been to get everything in there but saying we shouldn't fuckin punch, baby. Don't punch baby, don't step on american flag and if you do, I'm gonna put you in the face robotic aright thanks for this week, Cyrus, Disjointed fucked up, that's what you get when it's free, although Catholic get there

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