Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, podcast it just checking it on you, so I can give you a big one. I fucked up my voice going all the way back. The San Jose Goose backed the San Jose gigs. I don't know what I did. I know what I did I was imitate somebody yellin. I was having too much fun. I didn't come from my diaphragm and I fucking choked up now just fuck and blew the voice out. That's what I did. I always spread the main road or in my fuckin, throw is what happened in our way. I gotta go easy, you know, get wrinkle faculty, you know Anyways, what's going on pay you guys, don't you feel good energized. But you ve decided about the Falcon weekend.

I have actually been workin out. Finally, I'm silly like a fuckin more on, so I haven't been drafted that much weight, but I feel better. You know it is this fucking age I swear to God. I have one sip of this or one bite at that. It just fox me. It's unbelievable. I swear to God. If I didn't work out, I would be like I would look like every other focus more on walking around them all. That's all it is. I'm really starting believe that a lot of people now was kidnapped. We should have a bunch of cake down our throats. I just I don't. I don't know what the fuck it is. I. Nobody would also that I I like a fucking Olympia until about three four in the afternoon. I work out like a sock amount, but I d like a fucking Olympian. Because my shoulders on my shoulders come around by the way don't do anything elliptical or type of ship up for the right up until about three I fucking kill it. You know

and then the weakness start coming in Like a fuckin called front like a rainstorm, the cloud start form and around three three thirty in the afternoon, I feel myself get weak on common bill. Come on daddy's, veggie, Bessie, shovel down your pie hall. That's me, badness mean potent fuckin plywood. Over the windows, You know before do something stupid and then just here. I don't. I keep trying to do the same when I'm gonna be done, eating around six o clock at night and they just drink waters the rest time and if I get hungry, I'm just going to have a little bit of salary now. I know salaries on the dirty dozen list. Fuck and pesticides is basically anything where they just spray directly on my catalogues good Keziah Spray, the shit on you know the fuck in a bowl of you know what I mean. The AIDS virus, whatever the fuck, they do to keep the mosquitoes away. They sprightly spray right on the fucking candle of, but it doesn't get to the party.

And you don't let the outside of it, you know the way fragile, licked his the bottom of the sneakers in the empty be cribs. I will never get over that like to those were made in a sweatshop, discourage you to walk around New York and if we have no fucking idea, I don't get it Ways. The fuck was talking about so salary yunkers spray write articles doesn't have a husk whatever the fuck it is. So this person tell you will just go, get organic salary. Salary, salary just get your character. I wanna be like how the fuck you don't without forgetting the shit is having it all comes from the same goddamn farm. I would have a much greater than those ones call em on organic. That's it already go bad say that's organic and I think that the reason why rotting is because you know

because it so fuckin fresh. I don't know Sir Knight I try to do like the salary have just a little bit. Have a spoonful of sugar, no helpful path, a spoonful of peanut butter to try to get me through and enough just go to bed like upset. That's what I, but if you're eating right, you got to upset you not in a good mood Now a lot of fuckin nutrition is dietician. Fuckin personal traders fuckin cross filters, and, although it will say like new, really way, you should feel hungry at all, because you value the further volume Ujiji needs will be creating Asia tight, close. Dressed like a goddamn x, men do fucking curls. We'll go closer. The dumbest did. This is stupid. Shit. I was watching an old.

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he's on the other side of the door, just listen to other people, audition proper fuck. I nailed it I was watch, I'm getting off track you. I was watching that show and ask. The asker we're come from the gym any just head on a grey sweatshirt, Engrais, sweat pits You have to go in there all fuckin aerodynamic like he was doing a time trial in the tour de France. All of this fuckin shit that Nike makes whose can hold their children, make an ip factory. You know. Before they try to jump out the fuckin window or that apple, I have no idea, it's all a legit, I don't they did it. Its fake news, those children, a happy. They put the net outside the window because they enjoy jumping into them. It's a religious holiday.

Getting to work. My trump I gotta work my trumpets, rehabilitates ruffian of That's all fucking you'd know everybody's got all they got all fuckin, but he's walking around dress like Captain America oh my god, I saw you should show at the mall yesterday. An absolute fuckin she she was such a Churchill. I asked was looking around for someone to be trying to fill me for my reaction, I'd gone to the mall again, that's twice a week: I never go to them off twice. In fact, in weak, and this time I went to the grove. If you live in L, a ok, the grove is basically it's like going like going to times square on New Year's Eve, except it's a mall. It's a fucking nightmare right, but I was going down there because I'm a man, Dna Stephen ATLAS, mom,

who wrote the wonderful book, Washington, tragic book, and then it comes out. There's something I've starts off with sunshine. It gets really fuckin cloudy for a couple of ages and then it comes out again to great book called us. We shall the mind and she was doing a book signing. As I said, I was gonna be down there, and you know so. I went down there. The book signing was great and our stance, Stephen Jamie, came down. I do Stephen, I was fuckin hilarious, the huge crowd bank, it everybody who showed up, who listened to my podcast went down there. I begin over a couple unemployed, gasometers down and I ran into though he was fuckin killing killing, say what every wanted to some woman in the crowd she's. I see that you remember me back in the day I used to say from the rainbow is like I added I did I fuck if he said then barge nobles.

Bore the noble, is I don't know, I don't read bards ennobles or nobles and be a final. Stanley cup final, eighty Stanley CUP finals. Book store in a microphone. He said just completely. Maybe like a committee Just completely maybe like a comedian, they just didn't give a shit whether they ever work, the club. Again it was fuckin amazing and he absolutely destroyed and when they sold a bunch of books so order one. Today it's an incredible rebound. I'm telling you it's fuckin, brutal, It's fuckin like if we already read his his Stevens, was brutal enough, but nodding at the mother's side go into the paying to try to help them out. I am obviously I haven't gotten throat yet so fuck a brutal. It is. I just got into the part where Stephen starts going off the rails, and this I got mad.

I don't know like one chapter and a time: in other words, she pose no punches, so deftly checked out. I've thought, if you can't so anyway, back to this shit shit, So I'm going to them all right, and by Poland. I valley right, I valet like a fuckin big shot kisses our this is, it has to do things or I don't give a fuck. I'm usually a frugal can't write, It's my Malcolm Young T shirt right spend any fuckin money, because I know how this business works right when you go out and buy some flashy its look at him, Freckled can. He thinks he made it. Then they come over for. Can you make it right out from under me? That's not I'm goin out, that's not me! I wanna buy some strip mall I've gotta start havin, some money coming in from outside of this year

I was getting who it's gotta be a sad and just like everybody else's, you can walk about what they had. Some fuckin telethon get off my job, fuckin quivering uncontrollably, and you guys automobile. I have. Whenever we used to be so yeah, Then all you guys will have to shut it, Africa's I'll look so bad. It's going to remind you of your own mortality. Might. There you go, there's something to look forward to this weekend. Sorry anyways ploughing ahead here, some walk into them to the mall, ok and path, shirts or back or as they call em crop, tops all the less all the Ladys who fuckin eat right or wherever.

You know what I mean it, I'm sure the fairies at some point are gonna hate them and say that those crop types are sexes and your creating an impossible body image and they get a blame. Those women that actually took the time to fuckin push themselves away at five o clock. Understood their salary and should pass that drinking water hating themselves. Yet have He's all the people that are gonna resent the crop shops where they I was sitting there have been a great fucking time again, gelato with aside a cake that certain fat people do. You know. Our whole fucking blown up this spot. I live with a fatty, I do I tell you. I am FED friends: ok all that shit all of those ice cream that you see those unholy matrimonial of fuckin, candy bars in ice cream like who enough fuck thought of that other people.

People fat people do right. They all came up with that shit. They all came up with this shit late at night. They like junkies, ok and what happens is after a while doing heroin isn't enough. You gotta put a little coke in there and then you got speed Balikh. So the fat fuckin person, speed ball is when you taken you. If you would give that wasn't you know it's for control You know you shouldn't be doin it. You know your excited. You know you excited right when you know you got the age came home right and you stopped at the red light. You look of the left in is that seven eleven right now demon in you. Just say. Are you drive and I'm going to say goodbye. He avenue ice cream and harmonise complain. I need you to take it up a notch plan. Can I ought to do it? You don't. You start cried What you're gonna be ice cream.

I said Nicholas Stern Drive in there and you fucking turn in there. By the fucking thing right. Let you go in there rent a porn back in the nineties. An element of shame. You don't wanna, make eye contact, but you don't look away. You know. I got a couple, a jet films in there. You know You don't have that. Maybe I'm gonna red sleepless in Seattle. Look on your face. Writers. You walk into the pawn shop, accepts the seven eleven. And you walk past all the other ferries in the fucking people. Now. The junkies buying those fuckin hot dogs that have been there since Fuckin Ronald Reagan get shot right. If I can go in there. Probably grab a couple, a healthy things like maybe they're fucking bananas is still green.

The hand of the kid detected in his finger prints are still fuckin on it right. Then you just walk right up to the cash register at the last. Second, you try to make it seem like you know, it will not be all you gotta be like We also have the right to examine a bar, and then you take that Fuckin thing home right. Driving home now excited, while hating yourself excited passing over the double line. India, Fuckin house right you put on Fuckin netflix in and you sit down, and what do you do? You gotta take the ice cream out now this parts the hardest killings. You gotta let the ice cream melt a little bit rights. They can fuck a gm, not goddamned candy by right in their right. That's what fatty stew! I'm talking about here, are some at the fuckin market. I gotta fill behalf our ok. I gotta have some tangents. If you know You want to do. I don't material. You want to try.

So anyway saw him walking through so this fucking. You know. This another person that I can't stand you know cause I'm so goddamn perfect right. The fucking person dish refuses to admit that their old, you know, I don't like this year old, just go sit there on the fuckin couch. I don't mean that no definite get out there. You don't get yourself Samir, but you know put on some sunscreen you old, fuck. Ok, The people that. You passed a certain age and is still trying to keep up with young people with the styles and shit? I saw this woman ripe, tragic. Trot from fourteen eighty yard, you could tell there was no father ever in her life. Okay, which is sad, but you know at some point. You got to put your tits Italy wasn't it fuck that guy was a piece of shit, I'm more something. This lady did not have them. Ok, she's, fucking, walkin! Ok, she is like. I don't know what age she was.

She should have been thirty three there's something about her said thirty three, but she looked like forty seven and in good shape. For her Fucking AIDS but she's, wherein the cropped up. Ok And she's doesn't have a flat stomach. She has just a little bit of love, but it can't belly or whatever you call it right. So it's hanging over the front, its hang in the bag and she's wearing a fork and crop drop in the crop top said bitch on it. The chief wearily little short shorts. These working, I heels, and you know you know the Ladys Street after fuckin three decades of sticking yourself in horseshoes the fate of beat up. You know you see, like the heels, there's like those white circles, from like no blood supply and shit in its just, like our guy get yourself a pair of flat shoes. You know I'll put on a sport coding EU you put on like some something flowing, you? Did you type.

Like young people Bianca she finally walks by And I. The only excuse I can make was. Maybe she was a hooker if she was a hooker. I know I'm a problem. God bless you Norman. If she had if she had a fuckin and on what would you call it a God there mom charity, I would give to it. But if you just a regular fuckin personally, shit, yeah, right and once again Have the reason why she was driving me nuts? Is it just reminded me of how old I was? I was I am old enough tat. I was alive when that woman was still hot, I'm not going to apologize very this shit if you can walk out. Ok, you gotta know your age. All of these fucking. You know you know, people tell you that you know. You know me fifty two new forty, you no fucking says that fifty year olds, not fifty fifty put some fucking close up.

Geez I wanna fuck intangibly. If not Aurettes, not around, don't even say it's a fucking ran all you guys have ruined that word. Rent rant, ensure complete. You barely holding your shit together. Red goes with raving, like Hall, in oats rent in raving. All right. This whole thing that hey he talked about the same subject in a reasonably calm tone for less fuckin. Seven minutes he's on a rat You don't be no sooner defined it that fuckin millennials You know why that is because they were helmets when they ride bicycles and they had play dates and they had a helicopter parents of therein didn't even know what yelling is. God help us. God help us when ISIS that doesn't have a plane or a boat. Somehow, figures out had a fuckin get over here from the other side of the world. You know with the Germans or whatever the fuck it is doing over there. Ok God help us when they show up in the millennials after fight of Jesus Christ,

was so busy goods the good side of excitement back the dna address all the bunch of fuckin books, there's a store over there. I did Detroit Michigan in its called Shinola. Some going shine. I immediately I gotta go in there. Because of that old school expression, my dad always said our Keyser Guy crazy doesnt, know shit for now,. That was a great one that one of my mother, my favorite, my dad Trisect. I could fuck up a free lunch,

that one made me laugh every time you fuck. Instead it cause. He always said it's about the right person and then just just doing the math like what would you have to do to flock of a free lunch where you can literally have the person? You know you don't like what would you have to do? The guy's give you a free lunch. What would you say to that guy other than thank you anyway? So there is an expression. It was kind of amid worse thing right. I think you don't know shit from Shinola. Now Shinola was a shoe polish. That was in Michigan, I believe outside Detroit to the expression going you don't know, shit from Shinola basically means you would know: viewers, shiny new shoes with shoe polish or shit to basically saying you're a fucking more on sound like our right. Shhh, I know I gotta go in there.

So I can walk in there in the first thing I say the guys like the right to come in here. Are you familiar with the expression? You don't know shit from China. It goes absolutely that's how we came up with the name of the store, so evidently this company they make all these cool shit annum in Detroit, a city that needs fuckin industry. Great goddamn city, just waiting for someone to invest in it. They make all this stuff. So I fuckin go in there. Do you gotta? Look these six up, meant Aside from all the watches and other shit, they headed there, these fuckin bikes- You don't I'm actually gonna posts. The video and I say I deem checked this: should outcomes are sent into the detail? Rakers detail ray, is a connoisseur of fine shit. The man does not want a lot of shit, but the ship that he owns is fine, she'd top of the line shit, so they had bicycles in there and they look like paper boy bikes from the Nineteenth Fifty's.

You know when I fucking did my time for third grade. Ninth grade to forget they did at all with the high school. You know I always like those bikes, even though they ll according to a lot of people by was our modern technology. So when you quickly looked at, it looks like a pee wee Herman style, fucking bike. With the bell in everything on it, but then it was all this state of the art, shit, scaliger, resto mud, but like a bicycle version, and they had this one, it was going to Levin Speed Bike. In all, like the all the gear. Changing was like. I can explain why the fuck was was like. I guess what you'd say the differential would be on a car but Just a point that you should just part of we all the gears were, and there are not enough of a gear and to explain this properly there, the wires going into the bike. It was all like streamlining, had fuckin disgrace and frightened. The back. The things were crazy, crazy. So the weight of an. I got the Falcon pamphlet right here.

I swear to God. If I wasn't trying to downsize my life, they want so goddamn expensive. I would have Fuckin bought one Judge these. Please bikes there really for getting rid of the Lahti guys. Gonna think these are nerdy looking bucks, but I think they're fucking sixty got one called the Detroit era, ones to Bixby and ones the run well and outside our chief. You know what the fuck is sick man, that's why I wish the enough. I don't know how it happened. Part of it was because they were sweatshop labour and then they had the unions in the union's became what the fuck it counts were. Then everybody just said: you know it's fucking Union and they just left the country would when it be great. If we just made shit this country again,. Tell we gotta start with weed. All right, they gotta legalise it on a Falcon federal level, and we should make the best fuckin weed. In the world, we

sport that shit, you get the whole world you fuckin by an hour. We they got the best like the two way. Cubans got the cigar thing lockdown. We should do that with we'd. Ok The government should focus stay out of it, just make it legal and walk away And then tax the shit out of it ok and have your eyes wide, shut parties and fuck some other woman. Why you look at your wife, Gettin bang, by senator whatever it is? You offer one percent people fuckin. Do all right, but just walk away from that ship. Let us grove before. Can we in the fuckin world we export, we make all their fuckin money. You get your fuckin, your skin, with the tax senator those considered the the Federal Reserve, whatever fuck it is they do, then you know you pay off the war and that we just leave right. Just given the Tesla we just fuck, it will drive those fuckin cars.

Have the falcon blue blood constant run the oil industry just fly them over to the electrical shit, though, still make the same amount of money that we now have to be over. The Middle EAST stickler fuck knows and all that shit we all fuckin come home right You put on a game. You got some solar energy. You got some fuckin weed. I am oversimplifying, although this gap oversimplifying over this anyways. And I want to fuck I'm talking about it. Let me let me do some advertising reads: Stu some advertising, Reed man are type in my pocket password course vulgar. I dont know why because this fuckin anger that you have in you, I don't know what your problem is. You're way too old to be this in the irish sea. So everybody say it out. Every here's something being a barrel of laughs.

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Bilbil Tour, Phoenix and you'll be able to find it will send another link to it. Like I told you, my fuckin Youtube page. That's gonna be blown up soon. I heard a fuckin animator. I get some people, do it some shit right and we do not towards of every fucking city. Excuse me that I go to that. All of that shit are itself, Here we got. What can we talk about here in the final couple of minutes, all the ruins the burmese Junta backs up against the wall, we're after having a nice comfortable fucking, leave it like a fifth seed. We tumbled all the way down to an a seed. One point ahead: the tap obey lightning and I was a payment image- tension to tap I'll, just watch the broods lose and then I looked at the fuck. It stands because one night I was watching the lightning playing the Black Box and the black HAWK dog or up fuck and forty one. And do you know the lightning start coming back and I'm fucking to join it

shit for two well fuck. What a great game I didn't realize it that was hurt my teeth. And they ll appointing an over time. We get to points anymore. They will one point behind us, so we beat the fuckin. We be long island night. Long, I won't be the Islanders airplane Brookland figure, that out and. And then Tuesday night we beat the falcon So tonight who do we got the fuckin staff Such a Boston, we credit, is still as that's, who are plain tonight in the lightning, have the Detroit Redwings, who are not even a good year, but they do. You know they always get some fuckin. Sergei Federal next thing I'm coming up, you know the kind of like the Pittsburgh Penguins where they just they get the fuckin. They got their down some. How do you know.

May the penguins are crazy: do they fuckin Marilla Mew and Yarmouth, Jago Denny, I'd like a fuckin tenure, drought, fifteen year, drought or whatever, and then they come back with Fuckin gino. Instead. You know- and you know something the bronze could be like that if we didn't fuck and ship, I'm out all the time, we had Tyler Saguenay. Would you have a fucking cores, lady get out of town by? That's, that's not what we do here and this raises town. This is an upstanding community, so we ship him out there now look we got. We got fuck it passed. An ox become always become a super Brad martian. You know we should support of title was still there. We could essentially be Roman three fuck him. I don't know shit about hockey, but I mean era. We're always do shit like delicate juvenile goals, Joe Joe Thornton, scored in San Jose, for why they never one shit. We didn't get shit firm in the fuckin trade We just didn't want a pan, but anyways I was

I support we have the stars tonight. Ok, the stars Ed, I be again bite deepen Texas, but thousands not deepen architects of since right out there in the open, so we're gonna winter. I hope, but you never know the guy Jamie, then they go back in battery Gatwick. Shap on the Dallas shares the next F one raised by the way is not this Sunday, it's coming next Sunday, that's in China, India, and by the weight. Speaking of China, I got satellite radio. Now So I finally get that was not the Howard Stern show again and his wife had some sort of cause indeed, I am always seen- awoke worry of a cause, I only listen to activate the head to turn the Fucker journal. How would you describe and biggest some day over there? I wonder what the fuck do with dogs, where

they tortured me scared the shit out among they think that they like adrenalin, you know high anxiety, makes the meat tastes better. They fuckin torture in front of the other dogs to make em off the dogs. Here, the diet, it's I don't know we gave you the rest of it. It may be said to my fucking stomach. So there's a petition. Did you can sign to try to get the fuck and animals that are doing that shit to stop Howard stern dot com? You just scroll down, I had to sign that shit. Even? If you gotta do something I've, a fucking you do that to a dog You know I mean I don't know you vegetarians, you say what should they do? Two thousand, although you know why you fucking right. Isn't it away to just you know fucking give account to bind the year, but it's not like paying attention. The thing? Is it once you kill one, the other sense, it never did it's fuckin brutal, but at the end of the day, a fuckin hamburgers, delicious. I don't know what you know. You could wait. Forgives calves.

Maybe it's because they have a billion people over there. So there's not enough cows for people. I don't I don't fuck enough, but. I love dark. So if you love dogs to Howard, stern Dachstein, therefore, competition, anyways and then, as far as. Motorcycle racing those I'm trying to get into this shit- because he's raises a nice increase, races, Look Christopher Walken rises there I could do to Christopher Walken right, listen, a fuckin Craig S! Fucking GMO did that I think that the first one of that sees and if you want to get into racing now, motorcycle raising is fuckin insane physique still bump each other in shit in their own motorcycles. Do an hour now fuckin hundred ninety miles an hour that one is on April: ninth Sunday April night and Argentina at three p M East Coast time. I'll actually be in San Antonio

Let's see so that game or come on from me at two o clock for me, it's gonna come on at two o clock and I just have to figure out how the fuck. I'm gonna WA. Well, I'm gonna watch! I think it's on Fox. But I am totally in the ship a totally into our right right. That's it! Everybody go fuck yourself have a great. We can you counts, and now I'll talk to you on Monday, also listen to this music here, a little bit of musical music Betty AIR and then we're gonna play you some awesome classic Monday morning, podcast Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, package from Thursday or a Monday from the year gone by-

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the phoenix and moved in with a friend of ideology. Go up camel back mountain, yet fucking, great hike. You gotta go up that when somebody dies up there every fuckin year, which always cracks me up, Like alone in the wilderness, why you can actually see buildings in the distance? It's gonna be so frustrating We have spoken road runners. A little over a month ago, I moved the phoenix and moved in with a friend from college now problems there, but he did have a female college age roommate that he got along with, so we ended up setting suddenly Three bedroom our rights to do in a Czech she's already like a second. This is like fuckin, reverse threes company. Governor model. Where were you? Well, I guess it's a matter of fact. Remark was just like that simple. I guess. Fucked up there now just too young to notice a particle.

Well, I guess it's all: these globally do baby boom boom. Larry's upstairs fifty years old, fuck and everything that moves Eric. I only know a few people in town and my work. Schedule is growing. It makes it really hard to meet you too many people over The course of the week so you're setting up your excuse for why you're already fucking, your friends friend, are right. We're glad I can't get to meet people. Why go out for pussy one it's right next door! I get a body I get it. You know. Discovery channel, Does the lion go after the tough zebra, the fuckin wounded? What Oh baby, one mother, walking around where in the fuckin juicy shots I'm sure by now you ve pinpointed the key word in the above paragraph female. Yes, I observe yes, I have, so you can see where this is going.

My second weaken here we all go out, get sloppy jalopy drunk, and she informed me that broke up with a boyfriend of five years. Wonderful, course. I do the generally thing in fact, it's out. Oh yes, of course, yeah. I do the german thing and fuck your brains out Or flop around like a dead fish on top of her, it's one of those two. Once I'm done, I leave I go to my room and we don't mention in. We don't mention it you don't mention it in the morning and it's not awkward at all. If I had the Allah, your son, That's fucking great, would Guys look down on me if I told you that I was just jealous of this person right now. It's fucking perfect. And the hardest thing is gonna be for you to not fuck this up. Do not develop feelings. Ok,.

You know, there's gonna be a hard work, but if you could somehow do if you could somehow keep yourself separate, you know you could just it would be like. It be like stamps dot com haven't the post office in you, fuckin apartment. Now you get the postage part me, and now you have this blow job machine. Also, their minutes, tremendous, yellow. And then I got to do is just decide what what kind of food you're always go and our foreign you really like you, buy that applying speed a penny maker or a fuckin. But you know maker, that's their stock, calm in the blow job machine down the hall, and I tell you let's get there, rail package. Call it a life, So anyway, she goes work. We ve gone, by doing this for a few weeks now, but since I'm never home during the week.

And she works during the day and weakens we don't exactly see each other and when we do, we we literally never say anything about it are hence added at all, etc. Dude Please don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up. Ok,. He says my question. Being as this is the first time, something like this has happened a time bomb waiting to happen. World crazy is going to come flying out like the Ark the covenant or she just rebounding and I'm the free and clear until I settling and find something else keep it. Keep in mind that Jesus Christ started and go to church today, as dive rose. Israel is wrong He did it all for you. There is no way for you to thank him. What you give us a bunch of my arm,

keep in mind? I've never been accused of being good. Looking and she's pretty cute with a grade a ass honour. Any advice is appreciated and I guess go fuck yourself. Ok, Aren't you did the right thing, you know you got a great situation and you don't want to fuck it up. This is the first time I went deep sea fishing. I got a bite. I looked at the dude next to me, my doing all right. What do I do. Run little by little by little we neighbouring it right, you, don't same thing aren't. So what is your question. Is this a time what this this is. Ok, there's the wild card that she's a psycho, but she sheep. She would have shown her college by now. I would think if she was a psycho, you know there would have been some sort of Oh God, you work so much. I don't get to see you. When is what you are doing, that you know fuckin

in your arm here, doing something fuckin knowing some sort of annoying sort of touching right, so she hasn't done that he's totally pointing divide that. She's. Basically the mindset, This thing seems like it's exactly what it is. You know. She was interrelationships five years five years, man she's gonna decompress from her right. She takes it go on get hammered, get fucked and go to bed and not see you dumb ass for the whole week. I just keep it That this is the deal you don't ever bring it up either. You don't ever bring it up here, just keep it. The way it is He's barely talking to you. You barely talk to her and he just have fun with it, and this is another thing you do. I have on what the ship. What is something that you always want to do with the woman and you haven't done yet.

This is the girl, you do it with a right she's gonna probably do with you took it. You don't give a fuck about, which is a great day. Would you have, sir? It's a fact body congratulations. This is your first one this is what men dream of this. Is what men really want this? What we want for Christmas? We could just have a flock body some. He was clean with no diseases, you know and somehow then had this pill. They could give you that you're drunk yet how you washed down and get rid of any sort of fuckin guilt. It will be, perfect, but just single due to there's no guilt saw. My thing is just don't don't open your mouth and fuck. This thing up, I you great thing going. Ok, She don't want you doing and the other thing I would corrected this whole thing where you say you know, I'm not there good. Looking a guy, you know Work on yourself estate, she's,

did you get off? got a nice ass one. Would you go fuck and do some too Not during the week working during the week. You focus on your job. You have a great fucking time now You know. I guess eventually, if you do meet, somebody restart bring it I'm a round this There is a potential. What you just got a nip that shit, but. I guess we actually met somebody that your light Jesus. Yeah. I didn't think about that. First, first things: first before we even get over her meme justification Holy can of worms here. Do you have to be cool first and foremost, a right, because eventually, you know, if she made some other dude, you gotta make sure that your

can a flip out so do not develop any feelings for this girl. And the only way you can develop any fields for the girls. If you see or want to fuck and weak and bang of ok, you don't wanna know how many brothers and sisters she has right. It's like reservoir dogs. You guys should even know each other's names. Do you need to be a fucking? I don't really know you. Don't you want that right You're fuckin, Mr Pink or whatever she's MR blonde are met. Blonde sorry. That's all you gotta worry about right. And I ve learned to just be totally fucked up front. Not so, if I get some new girlfriend, I would just tell what's up. So what your deal yeah single, I'm kind of bang in my fuckin roommate once a week. You know we don't just sort of a flock body thing. How does that make you uncomfortable? Well, then, destroy ship isn't gonna work because you're already uncomfortable me.

Now. If I got feelings for you, I wouldn't keep buying an hour, but you know I'm not it can and off the table after one fuckin tripped, Applebee's. Jesus Christ, free pussy, that's like free shoes, for you right up, That's all I can tell you, do you can't control her? Who gives a fuck do something you don't be fifty. And he had to be married and she said. Bet you naturally about something you if your lover, yet some point you just can be reminiscent. Don't you know what my life was? The greatest Was when I had little fucking god damn Three bedroom apartment all the dew was make this amount of money a week, and I had some chick once a week. Would just fuck my brains out and not talk to me for the other six days, goddamn dream the dreams are right. And I don't know What a joy while less ok I hope my answer to your question.

I really do you're a hell of a situation and joint aright photos to you I'm jealous Hey what's going on over this is this: is the Monday morning part as the official one?

but other one that I just left was was unofficial and was not. Tat was not sanctioned by the board of directors of thought. The Monday morning, podcast I've had a crazy day. I've been talking all day long trying to cure, trying to be funny trying to sell tickets for my theatre dates this weekend, and I am pretty much all fuckin talked out. So this is gonna, be a straight ahead. No bullshit Let's get right to the meat of the pocket, it you talk cast because I'm going to the Ranger game tonight and I'm going to bar first, but you stupid, I'm gonna get sick, but our out, if they know you're, saying no to Buck s magazine so disregard the unofficial plod cast, which said that I would be doing this project after the game. I just decided pocket I'll do a twenty minute, one with ninety minute, intro Senior my forecast

Do you wanna be every Monday and I do right here on billboard dot com, and I also do my myspace page now I am not on Facebook you want to know why I'm not on Facebook revert to the pie cast the unofficial one before this, and even though its unofficial, it is my official feeling of fuckin facebook. You like this is what notes with this point. Cast our right. This is it the old man every week. I do one of these and I answered people's questions. I reach ship that they find underwritten overrated. I give people with vice. I read stories of revenge and whatever else this thing spends into I'll sell height. My gigs like, for example, this We can't I'm gonna be on April. Third, I wanna be it the Lake Shore Theatre in Chicago Illinois all the information, on top dot com, myspace dot, com, flash billboard, it's all up there and

Saturday. I am going to be at the top marina that what it is. I can't remember, I think that's what it is: young Vienna laxity of the trunk Billina sunlight when it comes out on my phone well, whatever that's fun, to say, I'm going to be raining. We just added a second show, which is why I've been doing all this media today, which is why I'm fucking half asleep so I'm going to sign a little bit drunk, but I'm not. This Saturday April? Fourth, and I will be working with Joe Derosa, one of the new stars of the opium Anthony ship, and he will also be on the open, Anthony show with as well I this whole week. I will be on it on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday of this week. That would be March thirty first April, first in April. Second,

and Joel rose is coming on on April. Second, so there you go, I got all my high pitch out of the way and I guess that this is going to be really quick. Alright and let's talk about my gig this past weekend, I was working at the house of but in Saint Louis and I had a great time, unbelievable crowds, again, my yeah, my a person fan club showed up to member states. And I want to thank them for showing up that's the group of people that followed me to Nashville and you get member that story when they want to Kansas City. You want a quick recap, because these patch things up between us actually had a blow out with my fan club is only I can't forget into a fight with their Fuckin fan club right. I just I feel I have a fan club, thirteen idle, and this should be seen in some song about teenage teenage anger. You know,

Now, though, we got gadget deal with my fuckin hair slip back. If I still had here to slip back, you know I'm looking over my shoulder like a fuckin gay after trying to be straight and then I fuckin cat crash, my car Mulholland Drive is basically have my aunt club last time. They saw me they went to a leafy saint. Louis chapter are basically they want to Kansas City. When I was working to improve I'll take the store, really quick and they came in and they were excited and evidently they were being loud. So I'm sitting in the green room and the bouncer comes back and says they feel there's a table. People out there that really loudly seem drunk. You want me to tell him to. So the chill out a little bit before you go up and I go shirt that be great and evidently the bouncer goes out there and he said the same club to take Gilbert old. You got to shut the fuck up or something like that, so they were beside themselves and for some reason decided to continue to drink, so they could have a nice rational conversation about it after the fucking show. So the show- and next thing you know.

Funny people tiny with Hey bills, written on their shirt and I'll. Tell me what a fucking asshole I haven't had nothing to do with it. Then I explain myself I don't know what the fuck is. What this was years ago, But anyway, it's the first time I met any of them said stand and they were nice. They didn't want to kick shit out of me serve a everything is all good. So I want to say thanks to them for common out and also thanks to their cruel guys from the University of Kansas, right, motherfuckers distant right now on a laptop high, five at each other, probably doing drugs legal or not legal, Thank all those guys, this motherfuckers on college, kid money.

Drove all the way from basically the other side of Kansas City, to come out to my shell, which is really flattering on college kid money if they got one rich friend, which they probably do, there's always one to Trent, and you act like you're friends with them. I want to blow up this spot right, Sac, like you, fucking friends with them, and you really not. He just has gas money in the fucking car and all the sudden, you record, and then what are you do you have? The guy should be in a biker gang, but for some reason, he's still in college welding new front end to it. You turn it into a float and then a bunch of shit that would be considered a terrorist act in the air with the whole nine eleven patriotic you'd never get away with it right sound familiar. I am a house reference value, youngsters out there all right. So this is the Monday morning podcast. This is gonna, be a lean one. Believe me in times of a fucked up economy. Anybody else who do

did the right thing, what their money and the sick people telling them that they have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. It's like night after night out, I have to pocket. I have to what do I do. I don't want it at the pic myself up off the floor because he had done fuckin ass knock me down. I didn't do anything now, all all the time and make a fund of that and tv it's like style, I should have been living. Everyone else's, does make a bucket serpents in the end. You know trying to figure way out man trying to get off the wheel. Trying Dublin, on the wheel, and I can't you spoke. A bank has got the whole thing. Sewed up the boy. Go this not a dick in my face does know if I can escape the shit, I'm really just after work until a hundred and six and then I'm gonna die in them

can it be the end of it? You know I don't have dreams and retire open some fuckin stupid as far down on the floor keys, sit there in Hawaii ensured in army is ice. Fuckin cell drinks, the convicted felons and not gay mass murderers grew on the one. Could they killed a fuckin sorry came about. I want my friend you Andrew common reference. There really kill for Sacho. I saw a really good looking woman sort of down you, don't you go.

Like so good looking and so supermodel. Looking that they can look like an alien has actually done. His interview disguise John Carpet, who has his own fuckin website, which escapes me an aim of it escapes me because I'm half asleep, I did ten of those interviews today. Are we looking at this? One will be like she's. Beautiful is usually get cheating executive cannot reptilian did something about like once. You're taller than five eleven as a woman- and you still are somehow a hundred and twenty pounds in your eyes, get really big you just you walk like literally alien it'll, be what they look like They they look like big, praying Memphis praying mad. This is that you want a buck. Anyway, to get to the porch S. Questions like it said the subdued Europe. What point of this world? minutes in an area. On the question I built, I love this question by the way. Is this question needed to be ass bill? What does not

as they deal with Ed hardy shirts megabyte just relax, take a big inhale and then Exhale and just be happy that somebody question those pocket things, I will read it again so much. I love this question bill. What the fuck is the deal with Ed hardy shirts seems like it is come the uniform of the power to am I an astronaut realising these aren't the cook. These of course, things women, ass for not realizing neither the coolest things ever or am I accidently smart. Realising that I dont need aware it thresher with drawing up a dragon fucking Buddha thanks in advance for help taught you couldn't be more right. I don't I don't get those that you know what those things are gonna be out. Every. Period coming to fashion right now. Every period has a moment where somebody where you know a style come

well. You know that you're not ten twenty years down the line when they do they gazed and confused movie of that period. That fight- don't try to act like everybody was wearing that ship Jesus Christ, don't say what you trying to say, but it does way. I was alive during the seventies, but I never wore Bell bottoms united. I mean I never had a big tank com and might back pocket with feathered back hare brained. My hair used to be like a fuckin Brill up had so I could but you know insane, but we are whatever they do will be about the seventy. Everybody looks like that. You know me. Everybody dresses like that. That's what those ed hardy shirts are those of the horrific fashion mistake of law of this time period they fuckin and not only that the whole a bunch of drawing on your shirt. I wasn't in like four years ago, I'm the one I was still trying to be young three years Eddie

at a very, very tipsy, thirty, seven years old. I I started wearing shorts like that new. Thus, shots were naturally for these people, the white Man enough to get a tattoo over their entire torso we're, like literally like I think, like a year and a half ago out. Just like you know at these, these fuckin big dazzled shirts with egos and fucking an eaters autumn, whatever the hell they are, but all these like prison, tattoo design this shit's over Evidently it isn't the continuing. Ed hardy, doesn't like these. It's like those awful designs and bright colors. You don't see Like they would wear the grown up, gaudy sort of kids seem like they would, where you know they were emanate, still get pussy did. How could they got up because they got the attitude you get. The Anti eagle red night at the end

Molly felt as a Frenchman I ever will be weapons are make us can be fuckin thirty years old. At this point, I your actual I don't know what the deal at hearty shortsighted, fuckin horrific and not even armenian guys we're than they are at least. As far as I know,. Taking the where those other bizarre butter, bizarrely designs, and they step on Amazon bodies or at least to Armenia. Guy did it. I watched the sun Ella so now that becomes every armenian guy. In my mind, set without even Fuckin makes up anarchy I'm working on five hours, sleep. I been one of my mother, Fucker deck, and yet I will be giving excuses every five seconds from his pocket. A right question number two bill. I'm recently nuclear podcast, the thanks. I tunes others. My pockets question is: do you follow the world?

cops soccer in general is so do you for any team specifically, and if not, you should consider the Seattle founders then come up to Seattle for a show and again this yellow founders. I just when I thought, the hearty was gonna, be the worst thing I could picture in my mind and this picture in the poor people who sat around a parking conference table and came up and with a name for your soccer team dude, I'm not shit non soccer before trash the name of your team. Let's get back to the first question. Do I follow world CUP soccer? Now I don't. I Love to you know. I've tried to follow that the Premier league I try to get it took as I think it is crucial, and I actually I actually like soccer you know

I should like it. I know a lot of Americans, don't like the ship, but actually like it, but I dont like american soccer just because Americans don't seem to be into it that much so it just gonna seems like you watch the doubly when Ba is no excitement in the crowd, and you know I can't get excited If no one else is excited because I'm codependent sell the item I follow. The world CUP is when they actually have the World CUP, and when I watch it, I just route for the countries I am sure you know that my ancestors work. I guess from an Irish with a little bit in English. So I pretty much just I would for ROD Germany, but I think it's funny Sis funny to root for Germany to being a crowd of people rooting for Germany to so fuckin cliche like Nazi, ask me: there's no way to go

sit there and a crowd of people be chairing on Germany and somehow not feel like you're advocating the policies of Adolf Hitler. That's what I'd! That's what I like about rooting for Germany? Is the beaches start laughing half way through it like gay. Why am I not the ultimate, not obvious wording for the stock t? That's right! That's right!. I also route for the Pisa South America, because evidently they miss a penalty, shot, they go home and they get execute itself. You know that can only be one winter so are getting back to the Seattle founders. I get it. What, because what is what is outside of was Puget sound. I noticed some sort of sound. I just hate that fucking word I'll. Look it up again what the fuck is a sound. You know something I don't know that I could define any sort of body of water other than an ocean,

An ocean is right. I know what the fuck an ocean is between its like myself up, so I can answer this. An ocean is a lot of water, water between continents,. What else does it have shocked at salt? Water must focus more on what is a sound, risking the tight sounded. What's he would happens here? Sound? Is a vibration transmitted? That's not what I'm talking about. A second sound was his right. Sound water, water, sound effects, geography because, it produces a sound speed of sound. How sound and air differs sound water productions? What the fuck about this! For me, me. Why didn't you gotta be a more decisive,

What is a sound, enter web definitions? Sound sound investments you can't. Like spelling it wrong that he's Bell sound for water. Here. It is sound g. Let's get a Wikipedia God knows there credible and geography found or a sea way, is a large c r ocean inlet, larger than a bay. I write what the fuck is in him. And in what is a narrow, pottery body of water, but islands, leading in land from a larger, but I'm not gonna, redirect civic others just gonna get confusing. I like that and analysed is a narrow body of water between islands. Ok, so a sound is a big. Unless a bay, I don't give a fuck about our Jesus Christ

I, like you, should go definition than every other word is highlighted because they know you fucking stupid geography is founded or see way the large sea or ocean inlet larger than a bad. So I guess it is salt, water. Ok, I sought to get what that is, so that its founders are. Let's look up, Seattle, Saunders. Let's look this up. This is exciting. Isn't it Seattle sound Jesus Christ, you know it's a small club, one that not even the number one fuckin finger. Third thirdly, on that Seattle, Saunders. And say that they have history Jesus Christ, you guys that awful green and blue up there

You guys always have wanted everything at the look like algae. When it comes to your sports teams, you don't give a the algae. Isn't a good team color are able to get but get stopped, fucking gradually. Like soccer and on trashing? Did I mentioned the shadow to the people from Kansas University or make it back to fucking? And why are we here. Anyway. What is a kid? I got up the Seattle founders Other new email, US expansion team up here in the atmosphere was electric. I suppose him a little buys suckers easily. The greatest sport in the world, but having been over in Germany for the two thousand six World CUP, the founders gained felt oddly similar ok, now? Do you work for the Seattle founders? Are you really going to say in Germany for the two thousand and six world cup they're going to a home game for the Seattle founders was equivalent,

that evidently he saying that it's a shit and die I got the only other good time. Could you be surrounded by a sea, not a sound? not an in what of Green gables stupid. While it is said that a sea not a sound, not a bay, that's what I said and what does it make sense? Did it to the railways. I see and what does make sense, does what is it then? I can't remember see this is why sucked in school Emma in what is a small straight sort of fuckin body of water between I didn't want. It bears a sailor. Listen to this, I want you to help your enjoying this. As I know you fuckin laughing, but just now that you dress like you're in the village people I get onto their revenge stories, shall we haven't, we do override unworthy cause. I close with a revenge stores to see things are so fuckin long and not to mention that the guy talk a little bit a shit about some, your other revenge story.

Are they operated under eight. I have this week one slash, eight it cuz. This is going to be the stripped down. Send me a text message. I like the stripped down version over anything. Is five minutes like in a hurry. I was gonna miss my drinking tat already thanks to the aim of a I got an operator for you, fuckin relationships. Why, in the hell, can get out, get on it, the boat. Already the single guys have down. Why not dine and spoken and fuckin leave. I guess it's like you said I'm sorry if you like, I can't use at second reading on just really was the bite of dynamite. You fuckin leave that other single guys do it. I guess it's like you said I think those two Papa cast ago or so you feel the gravitational pull to get married and have kids. I guess that guy had the same,

all about being done enough to try and make a relationship work, yeah. I think that the large groups of I think what you should do is you should just remains signal for your entire twenties no rights, I'm river time you like thirty, then once you get all your fuckin audience system, then you can just gonna be like I need to. I need you gonna wanna angle, somebody at some point. You don't video game by like me like I'm about to be forty five, It only their sugar column by old, old red tat names. All right. Let's get onto the revenge story, I'm going to read this guy's first cuz he's talking a little bit of trash, and I like this guy

come come about really competent right, revenge story, number one built. It seems if all the route, it seems like other events, stories that you ve been reading on the packet. Lately, I've been sent sent by a bunch of pansies. They take the pussy passive form of revenge and fuck with somebody's car. Shit like that is lame and a pathetic attempt to get back at some. What they really need to do is take a more aggressive approach. Here is my revenge story. And I want you guys to notice. I haven't even reviving read this one, yet very, I just saw them well. I'm like well didn't throw like that. This has to be the best revenge story. We ve heard so far south with that, let's all judge this guy's revenge story,

as I read it for the first time, and I want you to know that things like fuckin nine pages, long guardian people take revenge, is a quick, but the fact that I just give the bench is not a quick thing here. Hang on, I just act, valued the wrong button. I write on back on back our here. We got the revenge story. I built this happened a few years ago when I was seventeen and working at a fast food joint one night. I was closed in the place and I was rolling a blunt at one of the tables to smoke after I got up a work and other words he was a gopher confess boot. Kid so, anyway knew a new kid that just started working a couple weeks before thinking he was doing the right thing to do it you don't have to shoot. Isn't my problem, you guys don't like incomplete senses. Eddie was a new kid. This Catwoman, a fuckin joint, got the table new kid thought he was doing the right thing in turn me into the manager on duty that night them

and your laughed at him because he couldn't care asked about what I was doing. All the fact that its employees smoke weed out of my nice great manager next day what I've been on the work that same manage. It tells me what happened the night before I'm not pissed, but more, like you know what the fuck this guy would want the manager. I think they that he's some sort of whistleblowing. I'd aside, so I decided the guy Neath the learned his lesson Jesus Nice that up so far up you guys I've enjoyed it so anyway, I call up a friend of mine to get I need and when the king Gos daughters break in order his lunch. When he's not looking, I dropped the two heads of acid. I brought you with me in his drink. Ok, when I read that once I got two hits about it, ok you're out, you guys. Can you

Hopefully, these pocket thanks a lot outside the dumbest personal. You know what he did he took to adapt and he brought them is conferred upon studies. They sit down a start eating and I go back to work and I wait for to kick in the entertainment to start son gets gets the guy with the story. Evidently, when he says your king, the car, he doesn't mean that your pussy, because you didn't do something faith, face? Evidently this maniac doesn't think you took it far. Enough back to the story an hour later, when he clocks back in, I can tell it's beginning to kick in hard. I watches the do. Gooder can't starts to trip balls and freaks everyone out. Does it trembled and freaks everyone out?

Nobody else knows: what's it, what is going on with a guy, so they lock him in them back manages office through this is really dangerous because he didn't know he was probably never done. Drugs Bobby TAT. He was gone, crazy, that's really dangerous and block in all areas right. What he's in there? He really start whose is shit and tears the place apart manager called the cops and when we get there, they go back and cuff they go back and copper and put him in the back of a squad car with a lot of confusion in the place, and everyone tried to figure out what the hell just happen. The cops starts to question everyone to try and figure out just what went on, but I played up down just Everyone else saying you just started to act crazy. So what are you going to have a life of crime you're playing that shit off we're either going to get caught? You want to work, release from prison, Always after taking everyone statements, the cops leave and caught the guy off? He never to come back to work

Or even show is placed face in that place again, don't know if it was out of embarrassing confused into what happened. Into what happened or outright fear of the place. So No. Whatever happened to it still is the best fifteen bucks that I ever spent Jesus Christ. Good. That's fuckin hard corner. I'm a guy, you confuses away on and off he was embarrassed if he was confused. Third, you don't think you figured out what the fuck happened any wasn't able to put forward one in one together and make two how big that's what I d zeros, though rather say, put two and two together get for. This is always

one and one policy. I read it out some people eating. He read it out for doing drugs in the last twenty four hours, but I was suddenly start Spock Intrepid. Well, I'm such a sadistic. Fortunately we there will be a part of me that would really enjoy that, especially if he was like a lion Are we doing the right thing? You don't mean get out people who always fuck up in life, just really hate people who are doing the right thing in up. I thought I thought you about these people they called comes Much as I hate comes, I really am one when it comes to certain kinds of people. I have no tolerance for people who are pussy. I dont like them a tough guy, probably might be of a certain part of my personality that I dont like, but in general you know who goes on tell somebody you know what that guy was trying to take your position at the friar later it could be fuckin douche bag of the month, while that really must have psychologically damaged women. Think about that

His whole life that Mama's boy. He probably always like you Eddie beside it sandwich you now we swim and he didn't wake fifty men, it would add. Very good Mikey, always got rewarded for Fuckin Rach. You are a you know that fucking you know guy over their smoking weed and then the manager suicide yeah. That's what you do we work at a fast but joint defect. This was our dream and life for the love of God. Somebody give me a hit because I can't take the fuckin painter reality anymore. Aren't you gonna make something up your little pussy as by what happened? The next phase of cheese from one on talk to his mom? I couldn't believe college and then he was doing he had a marijuana cigarette or don't you worry, you did the right thing. Ok, stay away from him and you go to work tomorrow. You make sure you do.

The work any foggy. Fuckin puts the date rape drug in their at daybreak drug. You know said he puts ass Jesus Christ but you ve never met. You know how to set the bear the forcing have used to hit the at. I never forget that got. Thank God. I gotta have a rather that somebody dont drugs, hey guys, I guess he's another event. What are we this one that I got wrap it up by a bill? You wanna know revenge rule people suffer all. This has never events thing. This is just a question of this guy need. Some advice is to stop falls into the asked bill portion of the podcasting. Vice people ask me for advice, even though my fuckin moron make read this whole thing is.

Anyone right you to talk about ok, you're, either party ass. You need some advice anyway, bill I'll write. You talk about my kind of a girlfriend and hopefully to get some advice about count is just become catchphrase of the Pakistan anyway me my girlfriend had been together for about two and a half years. We knew each other's teenager, along with some other people she dated she gave one of our friends any actually moved on and got married me in her remain friends and eventually became close. We started dating. She isn't the best girlfriend oh yeah. I figure that consider your collar account because she had a couple of things that annoys you you're the best girlfriend, but I have become pretty pretty cool. Double having her around and were two kids? Not for me

love or two kids. Not for me. They love me and we have become quite the family. Here is where she went wrong. Recently we visited our friends, New York, but we're all party in shit, and I get a horrible headache and sit down the couch to rest up. I was out of it like thirty minutes and I wake up to a nightmare. I hear my friend in the kitchen hitting on my girlfriend, while it is as if that's not bad enough she's into the shed and encourage him incurred, Yemen flirting back after I had. I could take. I watch the kitchen the oh shit face when they look at me, but I didn't say anything then added saving them there, the next night for possibly the state or possibly the same night since I was hammered every day. I was the fair me am I

and go to bed in the guest room while we are laying their she gets up to go to the bathroom and after she didn't return. After about fifty, I opened the door and what a white see him in standing here alone in the hallway having a quiet conversation. Jesus Christ do this is getting creepy here's her story, she was just enter, banning herself and it wasn't going to go anywhere. She feel she didn't we put them or anyone else. So I am overreacting, come over reacting by considering breaking up considering all we really. She have to lose I'll, considering all that you guys have to lose. Yes, really her with the two fuckin kid I write so anyway, she's been walking around trying to set about this shit she told me she is sorry and will never happen again. She has been pretty much worse, sing me, the last few days and the shit

the eat away at me. I also know that I purchase most of the shit in this house and, if slash when we separate I'll, be taking most of it with me, and that is going to make it a lot more difficult and painful for her and her kids at this point I might fuck all this and I am ready to leave. I'm ready to leave. Shit, but honestly, I'm starting to feel like a real duty for not being able to get past the ship. The kids will be devastated, they pretty much doomed once I leave, because I'm pretty much the glue that holds this family together at the in time. I feel like if she would do this shit after years. What kind of hope that give us for the future? What kind of relationship can we have after some shit like this? I would love some food Back on this bill, even though you never read my letters during the podcast insert guilty to tell me what you think I should do in this situation. Are there you're in the classic half way point between

ocean. It for your feelings for the kid you're in the half way point between that and knowing exactly what the fuck you need to do. And you doing what you need to do. You need to reach out to people who are going to a farm. What No in your heart of arts, what you have to do is you have to get the fuck out of here. You gotta get out of it all right. Do you think that's the first guy she hit on you know and if she's hit non guys that mean she's, probably fuckin other guys and if she's not she's, going to and right now, she's, just in a panic mode and she's in a panic mode, not because she's worried about losing you, because of all that other bullshit that you mentioned, because you sound like you're the most responsible of the people

and the only Fuckin hope her kids have. Is that you'll stick around because she is now she had never shit together. You gotta get out, do you gotta get out, and you know you you mean take us to the kids right now, but eventually you're not going to be because the misery that you're going to have being in a relationship with somebody that you can't trust as far as you can fucking throw them. It's eventually going to rub off on how you feel about the whole situation, and it's going to be really hard for you not to be a fucking douche around the clothes kids. Drinking and eventually you're gonna start a fuckin relationship in a longer there. The more shit

By doing this it what you gonna, do you gotta give yourself spoken six weeks, I just break it up and to weaken comments. The first two weeks is gonna, be brutal to cry on the floor, with a pint of Fuckin Haagen does like a little bitch and get through it, and every time you want to call that fuckin cunt, that you can't trust anymore. You call a friend of yours. Instead, you call a body of you at the kind of body was gonna fuckin take a drink, it. I'll get you back in the fuckin gave that's what you do all right and you do that in turn that time, the last pocketing you do is get into another relationship. Right, don't fucking! Do that don't do it jailer. We get out of that. You jump into something I'll fuck there I'll write you stay focused single. You know I just just gets through six working weeks in gradual and the good after two weeks goes by unanimous

Start haven't alike is stuck on down the part point frisbie with you next door, neighbor, I what the fuck you start filling up the time. That's all it is in the break up have a bit. After like a few days unless you really love somebody you already getting past but you're. Really trying to do is wondering what the fuck did. I do during all this time. How did I used to fill up my free time and that's what you got your boys for they'll. Take you out. Go drinking go to games, you know, find a big fucking industrial sized box of condoms.

Just spoken. Bang away! Do all that shit. You gotta do but didn't you gotta get out our relationship. You know you got a gala relationship and it's not what you know. It's a fucking, it's it's! A twenty minute conversation, twenty minutes. What what you had to say take spoken thirty seconds, but you have to deal with fuckin, the next twenty minutes over bullshit trying to use all these different techniques to try to get you to stay. She's gonna go with the guilt, is gonna, go the stereo, she's gonna, go anger, she's gonna, fuckin, unload her female fuckin gun of emotion at you, and you just have to stick to your fuckin guy. Stick to your guns about how could you fucked up

you fucked up. I can't trust you. I can't trust you. The relationship is over relationship is over the top darling. You had another guy, you know my best friend you can't you untrustworthy fucking car and you let the ball. The city are applicable to buck and stay with you are you. Are you fucking my waving strike that don't say that mean shit? Don't say that mean shit? Doesn't then you don't you dont like them to say? Look. I can't trust you. You know what you're fucked up. I know what the fuck do. You know what you gotta do I, don't don't don't get sucked into what you don't fuck you fuck you fight with their right and she's gonna. Do the usual shit that women always do when she gets the anger thing. Then, should go with you about the usual choked some out your question sexuality. He appear your ability,

said she probably do that, but maybe, if you're fucking blah blah blah, I wouldn't be hitting on your friend she's just going to do that and a last ditch hope that you're going to turn around so she can get a little more money and you can go to jail and she can t be Fuckin play station, so I'll get sucked into that when she says that remark just bill I get out now. I guess I guess I do second best, so we now have one fuckin. My friend, you knock, you seem like you really want to you know or whatever not. I was late you not mostly, that was good. Ok, don't get sucked, that don't get sucked into any sort of domestic violence thing right. My trunk judge you, but that's really white trash sort of situation. You're involved in their? Will. You got this, you know. You said at the beginning that your pocket they get caught up only kind it into this girl and she's got to fuckin kid. You don't owe me

why you gotta stay single dude. You gotta figure out what the fuck is with you, but you you got yourself into this mess to begin with, but due to could have been worse, you could a pocket, you could add up, but there could have been married a year they could have and which could have been fuckin poisoning you every morning you know those girls, I don't know the break up of these will be fact, wouldn't fuck enough that cyanide- and you did you goddamn more rice, Krispies right dude, I'm telling you tat, you get the fuck out. You know what to do. I. Get the fuck out the colony of France Billets. Do I gotta get out of this situation? It stops so I'm gonna need you over the next six week anytime. I

Are you and I'm like? I need to go out both and you're gonna. Be there you and your fuckin liver, I've gotta be there for me. You know that's what you gotta do all right. There you go. I know I just said the same thing for pocket twenty minutes, but I bet in that situation. Never with the two kids, but you got you got you gotta go. Do you gotta go all right electric grasshoppers to make me proud and send me an email in the week and tell me that you got the fuck out of there. Alright, alright, that's it! That's the Monday morning, Podcast God bless all of you

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