Hey, what's goin on his billboards time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, podcast just checking it on your solution. I just got back from my when I was a Phoenix Arizona, homer the sun's alma, the coyotes. Oh mother fucker, fully network for league one, I'm instructional you got on with the fuckers. Homer the diamond backs. Home with a fuckin car bills, I just got back from you. Ok, oh come on, I'm taking a cab because I'm old, I don't do, fucking over I don't do lived. I don't do any that bullshit. Fucking call somebody in they just pull up in a car. I just a man, I don't I'll. Do it right? The fucking tat kept.

So called to my house- and this is fucking what state truck there for these balkan guys are in my yard. The gates open and one of the guys got a ladder. Up to the side of my house. So I just walking unlike yea, would you guys don't because I've got some finally, somebody's home. Am I going to mean my wife didn't let you in use like now? There was no answer. Liked in what are you doing here, Because what we like you, gonna, buy, there's nobody here. I gotta check the meter. You know they said you put a new electrical box. You're out, you guys are never harm, and what was I supposed to do? I was like I don't know not come into my fucking yard. What was I supposed to David? I've got a bag. The bags close to me. What was I supposed to do. Come back when they fuckin there, you can't. You just say what was I supposed to do.

Brush passing you asshole, the fuckin, He just kept saying what we feel something actually kept. My called up. I just call me said I don't know not coming to my yard, I got my fight, keep my neighbour's house and he's not there. That does mean give me a right to go in there. Because Y gotta go over. I gotta get to the pole. I mean you know when they change the box the only put temporary whatever fucking things on their. I gotta put the right things and I don't have your phone number, Michael, whose fault is it. So my fault, no miasmas, you guys never called me or I guess you could call me. But you should go from the from electrician. Negotiating electrician did give it to me. Why go there? You go. Together, guy is grabbing the latter. It takes it down, it's fuckin walking out to go. You know what we need to do here. It is a good idea to sectors, aren't gonna fuck it out now you know what I'm saying is right.

Fuck and walking. You just opened the gate. You just fuckin walk in. Unbelievable. I, like the other guy, the other guy mainly was fucking. You always looking down. He knew we were skinny who's. The guy was wrong. The girl was basically, this is like the third time I come over here. Nobody ever answers the doorbell sick of this just fucking climbed over the wall. I don't wanna gates locked, I don't how they did it me at a ladder. I guess he just fuckin went right up and over it. Tell me what was I supposed to do? fuck? You may we use what we are supposed to do. That's a dumbest fuckin thing. So then I got. What do you need to do? He told you indeed like? Are you gonna? Do it I mean he still? Did we took stock I was the weirdest fuckin responsible. What was I supposed to do.

So when I was actually happy that I mean I lost my shit on it now. Thinking about on the block yes way more than I did in the moment, You know, I said of the guys I'm not trying to be difficult, but you know that. What you don't use is not right. And you didn't, you know, what's the ashes sure said that, and you know it's not right, You got impatient. And you just said the hell with it: I'm just gonna. Do this any ways in your trespassing? You know you trespassing, I don't care what you work for the state. That doesn't mean, I guess you know if, if my Fuckin house was on fire or the the pole or some shit, there was alive wire, hang from a thing yeah. I guess you have the authority to go up and over. I don't think you can do that just because you fuckin tired and knocking on the door. Nobody answers. Anyway, sorry, So I just got back from Phoenix Arizona, Gray, the best fucking time when I was out there. A bunch of great food.

They all, basically, I kind of a mainly down near rum. Where was whether the Fuckin Phoenix sons play. The young Travelin Riverside resort Arena, whatever the hell they call it. Here a couple really calls meals. When I was down they wanted this really good pizza joint. Good for South West Peter you don't leave us like a crazy right. Got a good burrito down there. I didn't work out at all. I was driving over to see my dog I was starving. I got a fucking whopper with cheese. It fuckin burger, king and all freckles is that's it. I'm done. Officially, I'm on the wagon for the first time in a year like really hard core in the wagon, like I'm fuckin done, there's no drink in site other than water. For me,. I was I was up.

I know what happened with the last two times are one on the road to spend under fuckin a lot of stress. Not sleeping with the kid and then I gotta put this new our together, Dad fuckin shoulders still messed up, although I finally turned the corner with it, An arm but you know so I have just you and I just haven't been able to work out the way I want to, and I swear to god- dude I'm starting to get dad bod, and I have to stop this immediately. Then you know the original, yeah. Well, you just look bad and a t shirt potheads body right now and I do not fucking like I forgot to tell you so to deal with that guy. I know what the fuck was I supposed to do. I come into my house in this strange odor like what is that. Just some heavy candle. What's goin on- and I come downstairs in near- tells me that a fuckin piper, some shit burst the night before and all is water came out. I go you gotta, be shit me,

You gotta be shut me, I got ok, did you, did you go. To the front of the house, like I show June, turned off all the water. Now I turned it off under the sick. Oh god, ok. I'm smell in water. When I look at my bedroom ceiling, envisage Brown Stayin just ever so small, a subtle fuckin crack. And I was just like- oh my god, down again, Please tell me not again, so I run upstairs. I shut off the main fuckin thing. You know This is being about these feminist. They don't do fuckin housework anymore, but they do not get to do. The guy should either like knowing how to shut the fuck and water off. It's like you, so what exactly are you gonna? Do. I can watch Mary Tyler more reruns, so

I'm sorry, but I'm flying run upstairs a fly out the fucking door. I shudder off and then I you know. Now I got my stupid. Can Iphone flashlight. You know, because the Falcon guys outside Jack in the box of cut off the electricity the waters off now. This is just basically a glorified fuckin log, cabin and- going through the crowd spaces and all this shit and I'm trying to find out where this water, coming from as it collected, is the ceiling gonna collapse. What is going on and on fortunately I think they were all right, And was also freshwater fresh. Can you guys I cannot deal with mould, which That makes sense to me doesn't also depend on what the fuck's and inside the pipe. I have no idea. I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch. People tweeting at me make scaring the shit on me. So Basically, what I came up to what the plumber came by change, the fuckin thing they needed. We changed. Hopefully

We things gonna be all right, but I once again, Europe. Everybody in your house, I'm telling you right now- needs to know how to shut off the fuckin water. Everybody. The fact that the first thing I want to teach my daughter- when she starts walkin around. You don't owe me. When she understands the concept of water, and what it can do to your house. Right and I'm still look the next time a fucking I spent the next I'm gonna get rid of this house have done with it. Fuck this house, I've had it I've just had it with this fuckin house. You know, Smile goddamn faults, but haven't you by a hundred year old, Fuckin house? It has led a character. You know. I'm gonna, sell this Fuckin house and I'm gonna buy some brand new home depot out.

No character whatsoever, I mean I want to look like a fuckin food court. I don't give a shit as long as everything's brand new in it. My like the people want put it together. Right now still have the problems boy. I was literally when I was in the cross space right. All these fuckin cobwebs and all that I just ledges it was it I have fish, we fell out of love with this house and I would like to know what factors house. You know why you know you White House, you fucking way you brought with them cool and look. You finally fuckin dead? What should dark doing a boss man's hole? That's what this house has been doing me, the entire fucking time I've lived here. I don't know boss. We gotta get out of there.

What you're doing a boss man's yard? I don't know boss. Fuck anyway, homeownership, you know their. We show, although the young couple on tv focus smile and all that shit there, a fuckin show me my fuckin. Water would she's pocket body crawling around a goddamn cross space, of course, what you gonna walk around across based bill. So then I fucking Thank God, it's all right, then I leave I go down to take care of the bills and all of this shit, so I pod carefully is late. And unlike arrived, I gotta go. I gotta pick up a salad or something I got it. Start on the right for you. Do you know Typical away thing all there's a place, I want to be That's a restaurant, did you know. Forty people can eat at and theirs for parking spot, two of which

you know are taken by the cook in the manager and the other two are taken by the Fuckin wage staff. So is always there's no fuckin place to park. And I turned the corner law: behold: there's a fuckin spot. Adam. I went down turned around like a gentleman, and course someone else said fuck that and they made the three point turn into the goddamn parking spot took my fuckin pocket spot. That and then I, then that was it there was enough all my meditation everything went out the fuckin window And die so I had my first fuckin meltdown in a while. And it can weeks my first meltdown in weeks I basically I went from yelling at the guy who can took but took my parking spot. It was my parking spot right. We got there first, I saw at first, but you fuckin made a better move and it gave box me up. Like you know, we got the river. I went from Yelena about him in the car to Myself-

two yelling even louder about the electrician. Two yelling even louder about shutting the fuckin water off. The second is guardian problem. And then I found a parking spot And I got out And I think I was young, so lovely, like somebody walkin by was looking at me I'll fucking, weird, whatever add a little bit of a setback, but anybody out there if you'd like to buy a house with a lot of character, Ah, this is how this house is a character. I'll tell you it'll, have you scratch in your head. Maybe I'll, sell desiring talk to me about this baby. I'll, sell this Fuckin house and we'll just do that through the year. Movement for those always fuckin. The high rises, you know those things that people do the empty nesters do when they just want to deal with the Fuckin house anymore, which I never understood. Why the fuck would you want to live in your house?

All the kids are of air. You know, you know you got all these space, it's gonna be great. Now now I know why now. Do I know why. This shit's gonna happen. Yeah, I guess I completely fuck and get it now. Like I, don't give a fuck. About a view. I don't give a fuck about. You know old school shit. I don't give a fuck about anything All I give a fuck about ass if something breaks, it's not on me. How, where can I live like tat? I might go back to renting. This house is just as just a fog is mother Fucker Never again tell you right now, don't ever by fucking old house, unless your handy. You know or unless she just like making your life fuckin difficult. I'm telling you. This is the classic: that's what made virtually will laugh at about all week, That's how he makes his life easy. I make my life difficult, eager, buys a fuckin house

the last fuckin guy redid the whole thing. He gets a turnkey. I need to be more version. I gotta get. I get it. I gonna fuck do that my next fuckin place. I don't give a shit what it is about: Fucking Winnebago, a brand new. Just live in that right, where you just don't fuckin parking spot. Sorry, Anyways so I'm gonna be Billy. Elliptical, head, Billy fucking know booze bag. I believe the salads and always fuckin shit in Europe. I gotta get the son a control disk, to put myself enough Stein, Walker, the fucking bad for mirror Trash myself, you don't take the shirt off, let's see what it is. You know. I look like Tom Brady August. First way in, Music caused to adjust eaten. She knows it was like a third string, quarterback assumption.

What was at his face? I look like your stomach. He's no mazel tov whatsoever exaggerated, but it made them. It's not a yeah. It's not what I want someone I want to say you know to be scrapped My belly is to the point it's gonna be like. When I stand in the shower my knees, I'm gonna get wet. Feed are totally dry. You know about that now. You know something, I'm not that bad, but that's the road I had not- and I was sitting on a plane today watching all these fuckin people who destroy their bodies. Just get on the plane is getting on a fuckin plane. They like winded from walking down that movable hallway, whatever you call that it's not the tarmac whenever they call it the jet way. People. Could you put your codes? under the seat. Inanity overhead compartment.

So we can expedite the boarding process. We still have a lot of people's standing on the jet way. We want to have it on time. Departure And I'm just sit near watch in all of these Fuckin euro. Just five walk it by. There's gotta, be something amazing, though. About live in that way Were you all you just always just you're always eating exactly what you want to eat. You know They make you want to dog Don't you want to get a breed of absolutely. When you feel like a basically you're eating like a fuckin eight year old, whose parents are now You know it's like you. Basically you're eating, like a fucking eight year old, whose parents are now your entire life, you don't know when your parents took off, that was it

You went to the enemy here, you fuck inanimate cake or some doughnuts, those store by fuckin donuts. Those ones where it was like it was like for playing for powdered forced cinnamon. Do they still make those things We are those things all the time to eat. I god dammit. I ate absolute shit when I was growing up. Then he went outside you ran around, it is burned it off. You never blew out, you rotated covers a fuckin, Seventeen year old, you injury, free brand, new fuckin car. You know my bodies like my party's, like this house. Just fuckin all this shit. I can't wait. You know how to get my growing ear and fucking petri dish. Now I swear to God. I gotta do that like.

It's gonna happen when they still, they can grow all the organs and they can grow. While you fuckin body parts up over again, I'm telling you right now, it's gonna be like you bought he's gonna be like a year. I want you know it, but they probably still would look old, but you'd like windows. Resto mud thinks you know brand new underneath, but on top it looks like a nineteen sixty whatever. Is any this pocket make sense. I mean what was I supposed to do. I mean I'd not on your door three times there was nobody here, so I just figured I'd, walk India, fucking yard, put a ladder up next to your house. Jesus Christ, you're gonna, can you imagine if somebody did at TED Nutrients House. How many fucking bows and arrows with that guy over this stupid construction had. Will you get the heart had on four desert like like that's gonna help, like when you fall off the latter, that thing doesn't fall off with you.

Maybe that's, why did it has had so fuck and tidy? Wasn't even think it. Many was on the road last night I missed the celtic speed. The golden state warriors holy shit I got tat gave tape, they gotta watch said and the Bruins beat off back out of the Detroit Regulate, beat him up at these courts. Six calls went, Right where railway say no one of the original six Maybe they did they play hockey town everybody There's a town out there. We you play hockey, there's no way they hipsters go, call bedrock world player twist. Let me read some mom. How many goals and is by the way did because I've watched the highlights it was every one of them was a bad goal or your defence just gave it away. You know, my condolences. To the all the players on the redwings today I can imagine how fuckin horrific your practices-

the black talks, or you know I saw it. I was in Phoenix. I saw Reggie Fuckin Merla. Fuck, it amazing. What right by me, I just watch to wait for an elevator Sceptic unlike that, guy lit up the guard. Turn around despite Spike Lee and made the choke sign and it's looking just stand. There wait for an elevator. Dolly relax totally Jean, I need to talk shit, He's the ship that's Reggie, Fuckin Miller. Headset three steals again by pass runs behind the three was a good enough to get him for two fuckin. It's another three point: it turns around looks at fuckin spikes. Does the church in the guard. The minutes. It's fuckin. Do you have to do any of you ever going to accomplish anything else after that? If I ever did some shit like that,

For God's sakes,. If I ever did some shit like that, you wanna go, take the singer. Second, back. I swear to God. I d never finance Forget it. Do not use its edges. Wish, You could just for one day said one day of being a kid You don't mean just to go back for twenty four hours and have to deal with this fuckin shit. I've been an adult. Good luck and Lord you don't fuckin phone call was about about some sort of fuckin tax abatement for some Bullshit, I don't even what the fuck are you talking about. You need to go to the website and we want to ensure that bade me you'll get money back. You know I just fuck. Haven't you just keep it. If you just keep it, can I just not fuckin waste Those precious second worthy fucking get one of a tree falls on me tomorrow.

This is one of my last few days and I went to W W W died, fuckin abatement can't whatever the fuck. I don't care. Sorry I mean such a country mood I'd such a great fuck and three days in order to come at all and there's somebody or a fuckin ladder, you don't even know just walked into a God. Damn house, oh yeah, yeah, you're you're, on european, your proper tie. And then a pipe burst. In the powers that be dont go fuck and shut off the goddamn water, you gotTA brown spot. You know when you sailing up Actually little salty once they are talking about Reggie Miller right I'm just saying to five thousand: if I did what the fuck that guy did. I would, though I would have that. Playing on a loop on my phone right, video and I would just walk around holding it up ass, I walked towards other human beings. The aim of the girl

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I had no idea that you know I know people into sneakers, ETA Eliza went till now much. You know I she bought a new person because this week, when I was out the phoenix I get the classic Fuckin shelters, that's what I've got. You know, there's a lot of people's was suggesting that I wore those fucking. You know. You know those giant like chunky, fuckin, sneakers people with feet problem use. They know I dont whalers, although I do have the Steve Jobs new balance. You know Do your Daytona five hundred picture, I believe I'm wearing them there. I did have a nice pair sneakers, but I was not going to work for the data five funded, so maybe I have a little sneaker had make right. Maybe I don't know I were the shit he's Paris sneakers. I had to go down for contract with all God, damn oil and shit all over the place. Once again, I want to thank everybody. There came out to stand up, live everybody s, Stanhope LAD had such a great time. And Poverty crushing all week,

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Ass, mine on Monday morning, a cloudy day out here and there as it is the rainy season and some guess all year, so this is gonna- be quiet, kind of a quiet podcast. Cause. I also have to do to. I have some friends in time from out of town, so we have to do all the allay shit. And I got to be honest with you: I'm trying to think what the LA shit is. Cuz, I'm still new out here. You know when I was in New York. I knew what that meant. They want to go to the top of the empire state building they want to go to. Statue of liberty. Times square basically, they want to go out every place that a new Yorker never goes. And so my mission always was, whenever I had enough it's coming down to visit New York City was. I immediately try to convince them that all the things that they wanted to

They didn't really want to see and I like to think I was doing them a favor blood in a party that was selfish cause. You know, I'm not fucking get not a boat to climb up into a statue. That's looking up to the ocean economy. It's like You know, I don't know, that's what they want to talk about: underrated, overrated, okay, overrated, climbing up in stature: liberty, if you can even still do it the whole nine eleven America. Or whatever that we live in that I don't know, you're allowed to fucking, do it anymore I'm sure they let you if they like. You know what I'm fingerprinting and scan you fucker redness boy I don't. I always feel like when you go to a city like personally. I I wanted to a few few, these things, but I want to hang out with the local skills. They always know the good bars and restaurants in that take a shit.

That's what I used to try to get up convince people like, but its eyes and fastened I gotta give em like when my parents came down they wanted to eat at making mantles on fifty seventh. Fifty nine street. And you know you just can't- stop people from don't shit like that. We both no it isn't it. The gray, the tourist Berger and it Fuckin eighty dollars more than it needs to be because one look out the window. You can see central park. What is wrong with you? Making mantles? Yes, Let's go, let's go get a hot dog, it wade bogs. Is making mantle know about making a burger okay. If you want the person making out at a low blow fuckin dead letter what the fuck is wrong with powder the Egg Evangel without one I should and sports in general. You know. Make email never did steroids, daddy granted, they didn't exist back then.

And Agatha summits to bury did as too bad. They didn't exist, backed and because we would have got to watch that guy. You now have the of a twenty two year old until he was forty two and I get. They said, the man after you know just watch. Some of these guys get busted and were you know, get busted being on juice railways. Have their question: should people who do steroids deal into the hall of Fame, and I think after the right, I'm finally thinking no, they shouldn't just speak for the simple fact that, like I just I did say it doesn't help you get better. It just keep. Your body and men condition until you like forty? Forty two in all these guys, you get busted the second. They get off him their numbers go right through the floor and I think

has anything to do with their skill. It's just like you do right. Like you become one of the experts really big on those action movies in shipping. Others movies, where you know somebody gets super, when healing abilities, and so he slices into his arm and leave immediately heels up. It's like here. What are we doing? The real version, and I only gets very- I'd like a goofy junior, I really isn't like, that guy quietly had six hundred fuckin home runs, and I you know kindness, noticing ten years ago, when all these fuckin guerrillas will come up to the plate. Add up. I have said this before me: we should have a special wing in order Rage wing of the Hall of Fame. I have no idea, but I gotta admit I think, we're out hypocritical for when those guys shit, because no one gave a fuck up baseball, but I was somewhat Maguire Sosa came around as one of the best years, baseball ever.

Everybody made a ton of fuckin money. Nobody had a great time And now we're all actin, like our feelings, got hurt because we got to People had six hundred foot hormones them again sent from half a fuckin sweep out here, his then that I should like to quote from one of these magazines, I guess evidently colonies. Woodwork, I think that movie grand told I have seen that movie tracing the ads for where he basically, as I get a little odd you fuckin person of another race, A white man and I represent my car- represents backward Russia is good and the early seventies I guess when he was doing the interview for that movie. He called, I guess, the current generation, the pussy generation

First, they made me laugh and I'm thinkin like yeah colonies, would obviously has earned the right to call people policies. They can wait a minute. Please would give an actor ok, who plays tough guys? who never loses a fight really any. If he does, the fight number. We it's a fake fight. So at the risk of me, My second sacrilegious comment first trash in the great making mantle. Now to go up the Clint Eastwood, unlike where his qualities would. I wanted my question to you guys. This week, where's committees, Clint Eastwood, got off like. Where's. He earned the right that he's this tough guy, like he plays the tough I don't understand that would like actors like a member like after nine eleven like for some reason they wheeled out Tom Hanks, unlike that was response

make me feel relaxed as an american anemometer. That time I was doing a joke on stage. Go on talking about Tom Hanks same he's done so when he army movies. He thinks he's a veteran economy I thought you did army always, but he played an astronaut, was in saving private Ryan. You're not a mean and like all of a sudden like he becomes like all these guys like That is why I got fuckin friends out here. Some would do the tourist he shut out here and allay, and I take him down to man, chinese theatre agreements, whatever the fuck I call on it now and they got there. They get the hands points in it prince in the footprints there. In the cement John Wayne ICE. God John Wayne had the smallest fuckin feet, I've ever seen. I could believe it is a Duke John away the guy everyone wants to start is even

We ve done you he fucking, knocking at the next week. This guy head like I think he went to Fuckin lady gap to buy his cowboy boots. The smallest bucket things. He got a fit who, to this cowboy's hat, had that's how small is stuck in the other go and you got a man's chinese There is, on the right hand, side here. Tiny little s feet There's a fuckin annoyed me sit down. They put on fuckin leather jackets, and they play these bad ass. His dislike to your fucking you're, an actor. Have you had any real fights coin. About fuckin rearranging the drive through a burger king and he got out new settled the score Maybe I don't know what you know. Better

It just spoken, annoyed me and then moving on from that somebody actually sent me an email that kind of ties under this right. My thin clinic the tough guy to guess what the ridiculous gdp is already still listed weights in all the ways Isaac squinted, he d seems like a bad ass, but you know I want to see his fight card. I want to see his arrest record You know. Maybe he was a juvenile delinquency before you came up. I don't know. I haven't Wikipedia them yet I have no idea, but this is just sit out, I don't know why I'm defending this generation of people, because I'm forty years old so technically, the only generation that pop culture gives a fuck about. Is the young kids get which is basically, I don't know what that what it wherever it starts to, basically once you're over the age of twenty four. Nobody gives a fuck by any more as far as like what music he listened to

anyway. So this this woman wrote me this. She wrote me this email and it said when we get down to the blah blah blah blah blah type of stuff, stop Saint, really nice stuff to make which I'm gonna blow through here. Even though I totally appreciated- and she was meeting on the guy last week. You guys. We covers Rina story where raw he was hanging. This girl, most beautiful girlies ever seen, but she's Damas, a boy came as a fucking potheads We can't figure out how to close the deal with her. So this is what she said she said, oh and about the guy who asked about what he should do with the with the pretty part. Had girl asked him if you tried to give physical with her. Would you know whether or not she was interested in a physical relationship if he had made a move water, which is a great point, because maybe he didn't? and she said he's probably one of those hesitant guys that want to check to me

the first move so typical of today So I guess that kind of back and Clint Eastwood saying that this is what the pussy generation I don't be a thick here, but I think a lot of that has to do with the were saturation of date, rape movies and these one hundred percent czech town shows like Fucking Oprah that means they got you. Fucking. I matter know stick out, everybody so convinced. Women aren't the same lying sacks of shit. That guy's are with just different genitalia that, I think not a guys are approaching stupid add checks like their these princesses that need to be rescued you just fuckin bender over, should just stick her bag of weed on the floor.

One ankles and when she bent down to get it, They should handle with business are right that was ignorant. They got that the first, the straight up, fuckin ignorant statement of the week once economic here. This is there the Monday morning, podcast, if you're wondering what this babbling. As I do. One of these every single week, like Fuckin Cow Ripken, and the cow Ripken a fuckin podcast. I can't remember last time I missed one. He won't. I fuckin Miss one. I call up- and I apologise enough- does that count Calvary MR baseball game in the middle of his streak. You just kind of called in the Orioles said. Yes, I bought that every car, He called out before the sixteen excellent councils in showing up the Taiwanese every week. The send me questions. They sent the underrated overrated. Times asked before advice. Sometimes somebody sense,

it can t mail and they are in the right of douche bag of the weak. If it's bad, if it's bad criticism have I deserve it, I'll take one on the cheap. And also, why hide the stuff, but I have gone on in my career ok bill what he had gone on your career this week. Well, I will tell you next Monday Monday, the focus today damage phone. What knight was seven sixteen March sixteenth I am going to be doing a couple of I believe they added a second show at the punchline and said Cisco first one so really! Well last I heard we would add a second shell. They got play comedy club dot com have all the information. I probably don't even have that up in my website doing what a moron I'm going to do that then this podcast by the time you hear this, it's going to be up there. Hopefully I'm going to be at the punchline San Francisco next Monday night with your partner,

And the show at seven o clock. I believe they just added a nine or nine thirty. What are we to? I like the hype shit, where I have three cordially information and later on this month, on a weekend of March, whatever the hell, those data are gonna, be at a comedy and e saint Louis by people. Don't be scared, scared of you. Mix crowd it up, and you know just like a president, nice and mixed up there you go, We bring in America together and I got up after that. I got the truck marina when I get on my fucking website here and figure out the mossy. Listening to this by the way on my website, can I get it. I gotta admit I'm starting on Myspace Myspace start to feel like the survivor of a new killer. Holocaust will Psmith character in. I am legend.

Every day every Monday I will be doing a podcast cast, it appear down at the bar of Manhattan and want to favour to tiger element. Is that those Lions in that movie, where the fuck did they come from, you know the only lions in Manhattan are in the zoo. So if every but the zookeeper's all died of whatever fucking disease, it was cuz at some. I'm a lover who came up with the end of the world Rabies. I have to let these lions go and get Malta death. Just like you fuck. It deserved ok here we gotTA had to do that until I get my website April. Fourth, two thousand nine. I will be at the top marina, with uninformed Jody Rosa Comedy Central presents Jodo Rosa every local bar and Manhattans Joad sorry job elicited. If you no good things, come and three,

you only have to look at things in your life. A right and I'm one of em. Don't forget that you fuckin tap egyptian jackass. I get a lot more angrier, what else do I gotta go? Funny Columbus. Am I correct stake at move from the middle of May to the last week of April Slash first weekend. I guess it's the first weekend in May. I am sure many emails on God. I was coming in from Chattanooga Show me Davy do. I will kill you open your mouth with a mailman, Jim Downy, Fuckin throat. media to make it less girlfriend abolish girlfriend to fuck make upon a K audience of one Anyways Ok, we go, you know it's something that really

noise, the shit out of me parents, I don't like. Former boy date. Rape is too, then have kids and then sit. There can be no now because have a kid I have to be respectful around them. I think I talked about this one. We I'm talk about it again because it happened again. I'm sick, EU former Fuckin loud douche bag. You know who just ruined people's flights You ruined baseball games. Basically you like me, ok you're in I saw and now that you have a kid everyone else has to be on their best behaviour, because you did your life and the funding your life, everyone This has to be on your schedule, a right fuck. You and you fuckin kid. I give. You know to be around a fuck, an animal like myself, don't take him out in public; ok, that's what they have board games for so why don't you sit there would be boardgame and dip in written. Your turtleneck sweater think you don't want aware as the rage.

For the person that you knocked up builds up inside you wanna, you keep that rank, walk out your backyard and scream HU, a bush. I can't believe you fuckin kid, because I'm still single how many kids and I'm having a good time haven't you be a fucking wet blanket because you have it little creature, that only half looks like you right to common swinging. Alright, I'm playing at the crab right now getting laughed, so I'm just fucking deliberately being an ass. So I'm really not in that that of a mood, her Finally, do you know what I mean? I'm not married either our rights a watch, your piece in cues over their sweetheart. Let me tell you: I got my girlfriend the gayest little fuck him. I want to put my make up on a little eight year old, princess women

that shit Billina and you think it would keep them from haggling you during a podcast, but it doesn't the fuck happiness only last for a few days question number one: okay! So if you need my podcast, I do and this one is going to be a little short this week. I know I always say that then I end up in one hundred and fifty minutes, but I'm already up to date minutes and we try to keep this gonna. Try to keep this thirty minutes. Oh by the way I went down to our Irvine last night, and I watched my old friend from The palace, Charlie Murphy,. Do a nice hours worth the killer material they haven't seen before we get a chance, definitely check out Charlie. I think he really has a justice. The original original fuckin style. That's great, you just goes up and he tells you fucked up stories either. That happened that he invented hybrid stories,

There are partially true. I don't know what the fuck you. It was great sat there in the closet the unfair and had a great time, and that is it. So we can make hype another put the level of a fucking break. I am. Screen, I already hate my shows and buried his height fucking twenty minutes into apart Some padding myself on the back. I write, the two questions. I answer questions every week here in the podcast. So here are some more questions. Hey bill. I was wondering if you ever had a slows. I swore spot in comedy like it here had a period of time when you didn't come up with any material any material for well, oh yeah, that happens. All tat happens like every six weeks you know or whatever for a six week period, but. I've learned how to get I've learned what works for me, how to get me out of those, and I think about it-

as before, but I know I have a zillion podcast, so I will answer it again in the name of comedy. What I do I get myself out of those I take all rules of being a hack throw those out the window and Emily setting myself up. They get like really built I'd, never noticed that you ever didn't take the bulls of pack up with your awful specials. Now I just basically, I do two things, what I'm right is blocked a. I will talk about current events like that dumb bribe, the eight fucking, kids and just basically shit that bike. Every comic is jumping on. You know like give us human, Animal dies and the discovery channel is a bunch of vultures, sit around it. That's a pack materials like and I'll fuckin I write down my ugly buzzard head and I'll take a big chunk out of it. I basically is basically if you're invited blotches too,

you shit about topical new stuff, and also I try to ask my self: what's buggy right now, new thing from my girlfriend. It's gonna, be your to like that I can't come up with any new material. Anything! That's bothering me and dumb You just gotta use that as an exercise to go on stage and just to be saying something new, even know you what have you shit that you never gonna keep? It still feel to not be doing all the jokes is sick of an usually, though end up spending into something else. Hopefully, and you kind of pull yourself out of the mud. And if all else fails just pick on some fat game crab right now? Don't do that,

Can we learn anything from Eddie Murphy in the camps? The fuck was that what we call the night professor you know what I fucked up. I thought I had other questions right now. School now. How did you guys musical ass. We did you like the old school music at my place. Before you were tat. He else parade next week, we're just gonna become like fucking pirate radio about two more records to Sweden He bought a clash record, as I felt really about fresh in them. The trash I didn't understand that music, so I literally went out, and I bought a bunch of music I never with when I was a kid his eye, I gotta Daisy Deasey, which went into motley crew, which led me then down to a really bad road of glam hair metal. That want to say, and it put Brittany Fox,

somewhere in their though I did. I did. I found Stevie Reborn when he did the video for criticism, the weather, so I always had one foot in decent music, but basically I totally shut out the were moans. The clash was do no other than their radio ship Elvis Costello. This is all shit I bought this week. I finally downloaded David Bobby that figure star does album and I was like in all this is like on these great concept, albums that people listen to the seventy allows like fuck this, I'm doing it the way they did in the seventies minus the drugs. So I got my headphones that I have I do have headphones. I have the big fuckin actually for drugs they cannot protect two years from the drums, and he also can listen to your ipod, which I don't have my dismay what did in my laptop. I listen to the album and I fucked up was cause whether there listening to it and they track order. I guess I might

turns I had it in. You know why downloaded so can I jumped all around the album? I can't really when start as Fuckin killed himself or whatever by the third son I'm like. While David polygon upon himself out of his pocket thing, and then I realized now, once again, I fucked up with them Now you put the fucking killer album I don't know anybody. Many suggestions of music from that era. All the shit that I thought sucked like talking here, Secondly, the couple their songs, but like some day, burn solo. Should I found is amazing anything but I was in a warehouse. Just trash him turn. Carried in my life. Thank him that he such as I was listening to Cinderella and poor, and always got Tesla I saying they were bad, but that was deaf

we, the smooth jazz of heavy metal, there was tat ass, a fuckin basic, really bad. I think it music really gets a bad rap when you start listening to were what the fuck am. I just really asked you for advice, then, and then I bought a couple albums I actually would we still by two by the way, but a couple of cities and didn't even listen to them. Yet, and now, I'm already trying to tell you guys, what's good music from the These people see the fuckin though the most the inner Mussolini spoken in a much. Let's get the underrated overweighted here or whether you have on your story but revenge. I like, I asked you guys questions you know like you actually have a say in If there are not your head, you cubicle yeah yeah a pump, your first on your fuckin treadmill.

Or just say yes, outline lab loud in your middle seat on the Delta Airlines flight, adult airlines right now is there's somebody with that. Bread, eating pistachios. Next, you ever tell you that fuckin story unreal, as you know, the red ones too, that made his lips I'll fuckin tank by the end of it a horrific flight. Alright, let's get to the revenge where the fuck is it. Pussy generation, I'm really disorganises weaker pay, because I have guess I have. Entertaining this week, arid the wearing a tuxedo for three days underrated overrated, underrated, overrated, pocket, revenge story damage. I wasn't I know I just read it. I was gonna start was gonna jump around, I'm gonna jump about whose at how to paint,

Fuck you was, I kept up during that period to write movie review bill. I just got back from the midnight showing up the watchmen. I really don't know how to review what untold it sticks, pretty close to the graphic novel and had cool special effects, great story good acting, but I kind of felt after it afterwards. The dark night around so amazed that didn't have a single thought run through my head for at least five minutes I men and hope I left feeling satisfaction, but with this movie They just kind of left me feeling depressed after watching, and I think it was the overall message of the movie with serious told totally ridiculous. Why anyone anyway. I would recommend it but go with caution if you dont, like comic books and have trouble following fragmented, fragmented storylines. Like tyrant, Tino movies, I wouldn't go unanswered- goddamn good- reveal get right second meeting potatoes of it by the way he says it was directed by the guy. Who did the three hundred story? Three hundred

we saw this is a lot of man ass in it I find it funny that guy's really like that. That will be three hundred men. I thought it was They ridiculous, but the amount of guys I get pump after they see that. I mean that literally was play girl, the movie I thought. I just stupid. Good luck with your death like this, like the answer, The girlfriend downloaded that Fuckin album. The name of the album is, I am dot, dot, dot, dot dash fierce. I say well good luck with that character. It still sound like beyond, say if you ask me beautiful gorgeous woman really can dance but her voice. Jesus Christ.

Horrible. Punishing you just bucket punishing up. Her best thing was when she wiped her head around and fell down the stage. That was probably one of the greatest things I think I've ever seen and a lot of its just bitter she's is absolutely gorgeous. You know she's totally out of your league and the is there anything funny I haven't seen a beautiful girl, just fuckin fall ran on her ass. This is ridiculous and I'm sure she's a nice fuck it. Listen, but you know I can tell I'm some kind of thinking like this is Jaycees fucking, wife, and then he stabbed somebody one time for something Although we did in a happy way, he walked up and use the guide for the line. He said you broke my heart and then stab that's all alleged

What I shut the fuck up. Ok, I will I his revenge story, though I'm not really into revenge. But if someone fucks with me to the point where I think about pushing them off acquits than yeah, I can feel like. I have to do something so here's my story tell this is a good one, settling for this one if you at home, get underneath your afghan and rose some fuckin marshmallows, because this is like this is the closest thing to a ghost story. This suggestion that evil Fuckin last house on the left, but which I love, that they're, making again Cosette reference will finally make sense to people know what that is. There was general films in the seventies wood, which were basically wait. Movies laughed on the left. Gator Bay Can I sped on your grave and evidently they gonna make a comeback, which I think is fucking hilarious. We have had a good rate movie in a while.

What's remake last house on the left. I think that that needs to be updated right anyway bill. I had a girlfriend for about three years who, as is the river, So do I had a girlfriend for about three years who ended up cheating on me when I found When I found out about it. I called her out on it and she got defences. And turned on me blah blah blah while do about that some pretty he's got skills if she was able to do that Are you sure you don't you fucking bitch yeah? Well, you never do the dishes. Ok, I'm sorry! I guess you made a good point. How the fuck did she turned on you unless you died, built to shut up, read the story. Ok, I won't say when she turned on me: then he goes. I made the poor decision and took her back.

About a year later, about a year later, she cheated on me again and I told her to go fuck yourself prior to the second cheating I bought a trip to Disney World for us. About eight months after we broke up, it was time for the for the dizzy well trip. So I asked her if she wanted to go see She said yes and off. We want now revenge kicks in see this issue. One of those movies starts off all nice and sunny we're going to the camp. With this. He landed here comes fucking Jason Crystal Lake I'm so now my revenge kicks in all of the degrading I've ever wanted to do this chick. I did this once again. I have guessed I gotta mumble. This shit, I busted on her face, pounded her into the ass until she's cute Jesus Christ Women are just literally ripping their headsets off. I now anyway does. It was fantastic on the fourth,

night. We had an argument. She told that she wanted to go on this trip to try Wendy back ass. She felt better the thing she had done to me. Basically, with apologizing for cheating. When I told her there was no chance of us getting back together. The only reason why I fucked her was to make a feel like a Two she bought a play. Take it home and I felt wonderful guess what I'm trying to say is. Sometimes people deserve what they get. Oh God, what a great great story they so many levels to that. Ok, first of all, the fucking. The fact that she cheated on union took her back you just didn't arrows character and casino you don't tell me, you didn't know how to handle it: Energy,

She told you a second time and then you just become jaded and you is going to like it was like it. Was movies with a guy. The other, the weak persons just get me. She picked out of him and then finally, they just can't fuck and take it anymore, and then all the they turn into like fuckin, like a would character. You actually did that with this. And then the whole at a level that I love. No, is that now they give finally in this case in bed. The way she always wanted to probably the reason she cheated on you, you know as you probably would doing that, I love you kind of sex. Now you actually fuckin do what you were supposed to be doing with this girl. Now she wants to get back with you, but that she didn't know. The Disney work as you want to get back with you. She went to Disneyland because she's a fucking can't who saw a free Tipp to fuck in Florida, and she thought she

in a play, you again and get more shit out of you, then all of a sudden you come in there and you throw down like Johnny, fuckin, wad and now all of a sudden net then and she wanted to get back with you and then you time go fuck yourself, which was perfect, because I've got you a crumbling that moment, and you didn't you now and then she fucking left and then that's great, and then you left your ass off and jumped on the teacups listening to. It's a small world. After all, that's fucking great for stars. It says that I would not only what I go see it. I would buy on dvd, quite fuckin story revenge right and we got a lot of passion in a half hour. Are we at the thirty four minutes? Ok, let's hustle through this right over rated overrated underrated list for the weak overrated high price. Mexican food didn't get the same shit for half the price cross the street in out some shit

is written so perfectly. I don't even need to add to what exactly one hundred percent correct. I still had to add to it: underrated, fake boobs, fuckin awesome. I, like the, how that's right so short, and it's just up to me to draw my own collusion. My own conclusions, fake boobs, pocket awesome- the ever touched them the fuckin horrific per. I guess I faked moves are the worst never do that. That then all the sudden, it matter how good they are. It's like you're having sex with a fucking cyborg One of those awful Bruce Willis movies members are judged. Dread. All those movies where it you know they were there, isn't a broken up with some have person have robot. I thought I feel about that stuff, Do it understand why people get faced with some stuff? You know, because while it doesn't look, good

and everybody noticed, even if, even if it didn't notice, Some reason when you get your face, lift it also becomes really shiny. Can any, explain what that is at the Botox. What is it about? Getting faceless makes you face so fuckin, shiny. It literally looks like laminated looks like it looks like the apples and the grocery store that they spray. To make him really really shiny. Speaking too much, We get an organic apple communities like so natural does like a fuckin warm in it. I like that. Like the old, the old shiny there, what you podcast just want to say I think using I like this one to build what to say, I think using dig words is overrated if you can express thing by saying a simple, normal word: why use a big word? I just broke up with my

from today and earlier she had called me answers and phobic, because I'm not That means because I dont I don't like don't like your friends, scrubbing answer, phobic agenda like a friends I just don't like most of us, that doesn't mean I hate people in general or even here, friends- I we didn't know what it meant. So I looked it up, it means a fear of people. Which is even what she said, it shouldn't even use correctly. Really what he or she has a delusional view of her friends at her friends represent everybody or that her friends are so great that if you dont like them, then you just all people, because her friends represent humanity. Jesus good movement, dumping that fuckin stuck up twice anyways. I definitely do not like a lot of people, but I don't hate people unlike the collar last week, who mess with that guy's mom mom's car

like I was fucking nuts anyway to see like hell, you kind of the same way. I just don't see the point of using big words other than trying to sound smart. It's like if something can be said more easily. In a way that is more easily understood. By using smaller would words came back and wait But if you have any like me reading it keep towards small, would you say something like Serial killer was a chemist What is worse is that NOME deck no maniac, or that certainly was obsessed with killing. I think it's either. I need to say the guy's a serial killer. I mean, I think we know what serial killers do. I know you Do I know you? I was what I think I think I'm a big words. There there much better in point the enemy, Don't worry, you know a great novel and deception. I'd like to ship was fucked up. You know I was like damn

I mean I would want to read like I don't I don't mind, I don't my big words, but I mean. They have to be coming out of the right person. Mouth that kind of like amongst some level when you know it, but use. A big word into makes me want to read, and they're actually using it in an obnoxious way and they earned the the right to use that way, because they actually do reddened a watch tv but YAP issues. Some check you dating has country friends and they, the AU see every Thursday night and then she pulls out a word like that. That sounds like those a break upward. She like, when he's a big word here, so I can feel like I'm above this guy who's dumping me because my low self esteem as it is, is gonna FUCK flow rate over the side at a break. And I will start crying and I'm one of us not bubble and I'm gonna feel horrible, and I know in six months

Like this person was crying about, so I want to use a fuckin big word here to try to save myself. I was going to say half way through the hats: I say actually agree with that. Guy and then ass now I just sort of trash, am I saying he wasn't worth he was? Was it was crying over. You don't know shit about money but you wrote me a letter, so I'm gonna fuck inside with you. We were about to cross checks twice in this array, a bill big fan of yours emphasised why, when you get to cover the punchline in Atlanta Well, why don't you go on? My fucking website is, all down and look for punchline in Atlanta? That's you a good way to find out. When I met the punchline in Atlanta. And therein show why do I put my data, because ninety percent EU actually read the counter and it's fuckin guy is not going to this point.

Catherine. You can email me again this week, actually, I'm actually gonna suddenly email, because I'm a whore I'll, tell me exact dates and put a link on its arms gonna shut up Anyway, all your shit is about the matter. anyway, overrated underrated operated having kids. It is bad enough, but for the life of me I can understand why the fuck anyone, whatever wanna, have kids your life effectively. And when you have kids everything you do ass to be for them I'll fuckin. Pathetic is your life that you have that you decide. You know what would be fun, never having any fun anymore. I can't wait. The queen shit out of some douche bag infants, Asshole Jesus Christ, only get four hours sleep at night, if I'm lucky and never have any fucking followed my friends ever again, I mean Jesus fucking Christ. You kid me underrated. This. Is this

Guy makers mark whiskey, Let me guess what you talk about active at a couple, a bell from that anyway, He says it should is all I drank in its work in spectacular under forty bucks, a handle, eighty proof and smooth and James Fuckin Bond disguise great I like the guy's guy guy. You know I love about. To do. This is the kind of guy when you're in a bar- and you know you fuck. It up your life, which is why you go to the bar. You start drinking, and this is the guy who's. Tell you when you should face that every You're doing is exactly right. Either go. That puts a man, a man, no man, I blew with this chickadees again, you poor, with this check. What does What is more, you I'll be with some fuckin bribe. Will you Eddie like any just build? Europe Did he get hammered you get it do you? Why did they take your shoelaces,

grew up with a burlap sacked they use for a blanket. You wait for your dad, come down and pick you up. But at tat moment for all that shit happens if this guy this shit? It is, I think, as you get all the like me, I'm starting really feel like. I want to have a kidnap because it gets pathetic after well. You know. I don't know, I don't know if it's the magnetic pole of the herd you know mean everything has like a gravity to it, and I think that is much as you tried to fucking escape the orbit of the fuckin heard you get pulled back into it, and I don't know Sometimes I feel like I'm having too much fun like as a forty year old guy and I'm sick there. You know learning play good times bad times, and I got the energy package when I'm not watching tv, I'm gonna play a cdc song. So when I'm not doing that, I'm fuckin talents,

on stage it just gets to the you like, oh and, like you said that feel guilty. I go people you don't look like you know what I need to fucking teach someone else: how to do their life like this, I got to admit. I have a miserable mother fucker, but I am happen. I'm having a greater whenever too, if you weren't, about your dick onstage. Alright, let's think bill. He started talk about the police last week and it got me thinking about them. The band Are we talking about all the other music that I missed out on? The police are one of the few when I listen to you anyway, talk about them ass though it pulled me out, maybe pull out some of my old records and I started listen to them. And his under waited for the weak, as he said, sting Very underrated based player, most of the baselines he plays are amazing. I know

people think of him for his solar work and all the crappy new age stuffy does, but when he was what the police he couldn't a base like no other. Yeah. I got a bit you spoken out there. I don't know these underrated now with these The urgency is, but I think what people is underrated, because a lot of people feel that yeah, a lot of his sober stuff is cheesy. And meanwhile is plain with some of the bed like any colleagues and all these fuckin guys and I'm a god, don't like really lay at the field with gold song, which everyone like people They give like elevator. Music has him on base, and I think many call you to sexy point on drums. I write about music nerd right and that's it. It's ten o clock out here and I have to go where I gotta do some tourist shit. So are you gotta run one thank you could contain

to write in the questions. The individual read you guys you it's funny. You guys get so good to shit there. The bike ass, I d get becoming better, I'm actually reading out loud and much better way, Gazette choosing punctuation. And You tell me some great stories of love in the stories about revenge. Adam want to comment on revenge in general. Come on revenge. Really the line that I I've. Never I just don't cry. Don't cross that I just I feel like that. That is the deepest darkest parties soul, you can go into it out fuck you you know you like you like Jimmy Psmith on Dexter. You guys want that next to the season. I would recommend a couple of shows Dexter. I, like you, gotta, watch brotherhood she'll time on demand. You have to watch that fuckin show and it's just another livable shell

and is actually basic. There's a couple of guys foresees an academy and tony visa that I learned so much from another we started out with cabin Chapman, place, Freddy Cork, whose one of my favorite characters on their on television right now. But if you just the gangster. Fuckin chose. It's the shit. It's a great. Can show brotherhood. You can read the first dvd some, even if you by now, because if you don't like it, then you stuck with didna jealousy be accounted, but fuckin go rented some, I'm telling you it's a great show animals, the break in bed. My three shows. Other than that. I just watch sport I write this really tapering off and again. I hope you guys enjoyed it. You guys have a great week and keep everything coming and I'll keep doing the podcast I'll talk to you next week. Please come out and see me this Monday night

Monday the 16th at the punchline in San Francisco, or come and see me in St Louis at the House of Comedy in EAST, St Louis all right. I got a brand new one and.