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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-30-15

2015-04-30
Bill rambles about frosting, Baltimore gangs and the Mayweather fight.

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Hey a warrior Hawaii everybody its bill bar Jake. Check it out here on a third They have to know just before Friday for the Monday morning, podcast on a Thursday just before Friday, during the Thursday afternoon that I'm actually recording on a Wednesday appear in Chad, a newbie no Moreover, a way of collecting Lexington Lexington Kentucky continue along this, long journey through the south through the folk and staff you last couple of days, but to go to the gym, cheats and fuckin frosty. Did you hate yourself afterwards? I hate self it would. I do that to you, don't last night I went over to an intimate cake not to not three forefingers swiped across the stop.
Top of it and stuck in my mouth, you everything maybe eat how they stick. Hold hand in their mouth. I was doing that and it was like. Why am I doing this election I had the frosty. I was moving my hair with it. I was a math, but I woke up the next day. There was a song in my head. I call it Jim everyday but come top. I've actually doing all right, but I mean like an asshole today today, like an asshole, We picked up by law. Heads add along the way out in Alabama, and we stopped they made us a homemade meal his mom. It's nice homemade meal of brought an right. Now The street you now was one of those barbecue places. My favorite barbecue place, an olive Alabama is our barbecue stands for
modest Wilson's and they get this white barbecue source that they put on their chicken and adjust its fuckin amazing and of course I had to get To us we gotta get on the bus like away where we have for dinner. We have today and we just kept smelling like art fuck it right stuff, it was delicious couple, a Miller, high wives and when you going gave away like five days at the Jim, what a fuckin dope data slave to walk the earth is of freckled dope. I do it's all going be in my book that comes out, never anyways. What's that, let's get out, didn't make a noise I'd. Let let's get let's get off. Fuck you you know. If you know them Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast scene, I just check any minority. I do little half hour thing just to get your view. Hump days here right, you pay days
Yet I would say that you guys get paid on Thursday. That's how was back when I had a job when I had a real for job, you know when I get sugar. Get paid on Friday. Now, and God knows the women Joe make as much as the man and men. Don't care, why would they their winning scenario. Sorry, I think the tragedy. I think it's a tragedy that when you know you you're down at the subway sandwich store and you take out fuckin five slices of that process, gray meat and put it on a goddamn piece of bread. You don't make the same amount of money that is out rages and are good luck to you guys trying to turn that around, because I got my help. I'll do it. Everybody else. Does our God adage right and then I'll just get on with my life, like others, douche bag who stood up during Oscar night when the chick from
Control romance said: whatever she said, then everybody stood up and applauded, and then everything remained the same. They went right back to it Europe is now what always happens. We need clean up the rivers, everybody Hiphop, every sits down proper goes outside, takes off, this suspend is, and what are they? Do? They take a dump right now, river tat works anybody's, a good ship when the tv cameras out or to use a deal. If you want to use for heavy, go off on some shit, you know you just just hashtag the MP now, that's not what you gonna do, I'm a fucking wars. Such a measure? You hashtag tee a M m p, that's it! I finally got it, send it to add the M M podcast. And then hashtag team M M p tango Elsa MIKE Mike Papa right there you go! That's what I need you to do and I'll just go off.
Shit and, as always, what's check in this world? You want Thursday look into our checking on the world of nothing. What go on this week, are evidently bud light. You know they got there, good thing where they someone just comes in what for anything guys. I globally shit you're, the guy from acting in exile, is that a concert in an issue: poor. What the captain Kirk or whatever the fuck happened for the most bro test. Fuck and evening of their lives. Run for your wife's rights, the greatest now you're working life thanks to bud light, so they for some reason on their on their beer bottle, put the perfect beer for removing know from your vocabulary for the night, hashtag ups or whatever how they didn't realize that this was Just gonna get the clan.
Culture all fuckin, stirred up right there I mean it's fuckin over and they flipped out I would just like all thanks. A lot bide like thank you for promoting rate culture. Yet our there. Also there are now we were trying to get. We would try people, the buyer bows, We were not trying to add cape rape Do they really think that that that's what they would when you're these women think it capital letters this Ok no means! No, this add, perpetuates rate culture and we're hashtag not buying. It women are acting like they buy, but light who is the last time you saw women go when you buy a fuckin, twelve pack of blood like bloodline, is for middle aged white birds who wear what down shirts and come out the side of a right? They just data fuck and broad
trying to light, not the real shit, I'm talkin about me they got here, but light sweetheart look people are criticising bud lights, new tagline, claiming that it promotes rate culture, This is not a good slogan. I know that you want us to have fun. Say yes to life. Is one of the things that people get slipping out there. I not advocating rape, but I mean how the fuck you know with we. Wouldn't you can bows: how do you not see the shitstorm common You gonna side on August, bud lights. Fuckin morons I see that shitstorm coming. You don't owe me. I mean this point. If, if you leave them microwave door ajar her home you're, somehow advocating rate culture suggesting women's legs like there. The microwave door should also be a jar right. Are you I dont know what all I know.
Is it a very strange climate but other spoken words that they use our? What else do we got here bill. You gotta talk about this story. Not enough room. To explain. Just more women needing apologies. Why dont more women right into this? Why do you guys just listen to me- got ex guys a cave manner? Listen to! We forget balances out perfume from dead people. Well. How do you now click on this? For a few from dead people? Ok come makes perfume that smells like deceased loved ones. This isn't real. Anything smell grocer than your fuckin grandparents right before they die. They devote the deed opposition is already authority, but got right. Having sake, Are you guys having trouble saying goodbye to a loved one who passed away and you just
bottling up your emotions bottle up their sent in perfume in perfume for four six hundred bucks. Box Sean Darling has more tv more details on this wacky story. Gimme give me a fuckin break Jesus Christ. Let it go to tat, is so fuck creepy, it's funny. When you talk about grandparents, everything else, it's fuckin creepy, that's like some sick he'll kill her shit you're like a fuckin trophy there. This this is roughly We only get dead people and rape already this. This is the direction I want to go to. Bed I've ever had and was it is. Was it the cigar. Ok, you normally figuring out with all this shit. This is just involving me having to read out loud. Even more, we are collecting outweighs misquote await Mcdonald's aid. You guess he Mcdonald has caused the summer.
Mcdonald has stuck closeness of stores that only talk about the second fuckin. Remember, I'm sorry! Today, our food supplies basically become poison, and I got a couple: pupils enemy, a bill care to semi some links to some of your research. It did I understand I'm worthy of criticism, but also, if you're really going to sit there and try to tell me that I mentioned at least half right on how fucked up food supply is right. Now are I'll give you this right. Now. Here's my outside this source when I was a kid, Chicken was like maybe one or two way classes above a fuckin paid pigeon and I'm not talking about a cornish end right. Some little fucking Archer John, I'm talking about a full size, adult chicken that live a whole life accomplished his dreams before at its head, Fuckin lopped off now, like chickens, look like Mark Maguire and ninety ninety eight, they fuckin gigantic. They like Turkey, juniors
so like what is one of the chickens doing now they hit the gym. Sorry don't die drink some protein shakes Gimme a fucking break gimme a fucking break. I dont trust anything at that not make me somebody with a tinfoil had on it, makes me fuckin smart. I loved they d, the cigarette people for you, sat there and they, like, I dont, think nicotine is addictive. Many personal, a guy I do not think there could do, is addictive myself. Nicotine is that they all knew what was didn't, give a fuck. That's what they hit the wagons do so they continued the lie. He look at the fuckin bankers there. Lie at that level. Everybody lies at that fuckin. Let everybody lies in general right forget about It's a bunch of money, whores and power involved right. Food is no different. Why would you trust those kids? You know
I don't, but you know what go ahead and do it have at it. For as much as I said here. Bitch motor complain about it. I actually tried to. Like totally farmers market. All that stuff. It was practically impossible for. Go down the farmers markets in the farms there already in there and they just go. Legally have like you know: they're fucking products called you know home, eddies. You know that the name of some giant corporation, has got enough. God knows what the fuck and food right When I actually went to this farmers market, I was like I wanted to buy a chicken that it just a fucking chicken right I didn't want to buy who's, that guy fuckin ran that race and be car, lose the ban Johns I don't want. The Bend Johnson Falconer, jacket, and this guy had all these things, they all say the organic, also the unnatural- and I pointed each one of them. I forget the question I was supposed to.
I learned in this documentary and asked, and the guy shook his head now. What's the next one shook his head now, I've said: where is one that just was a fuckin chicken and ate what chickens? Eight. Nineteen? Twenty and he goes all the way down there and I looked at it and I was like that's a fuckin chicken and it goes yeah. That's what they look like when you die. Fuckin when they don't have the same work out. Programmers is Zeta right. So whatever Don't listen to me, don't give a fuck laugh at me. Think I'm a fucking around, but just realize you're, not a fuckin scientist either. Ok believe anything when I was watching those Baltimore riots and they came up with that, We ve citing credible sources. The gangs have all gone called each other up and have decided to attack the police as one collective unit, Did you actually sit there and go? Oh my God watching warriors or is this really happening that rigour.
Horse shit either. Somebody just made that up or farm on a cop side I'm going like look, we gotta cracked. Skulls here to get this pocket thing under control, but God is there going to be filled with. All of this will have even more problems so why? Let's try to get out front of this thing anybody got. Any ideas you there are the back. What we say They got a bowler noted that unites little out their put yet here on the right track. When you waiting that's your little out there, but if you're on the right track, when you got a fucking Mcmurphy find some, because what to say the gags eggs are organised, site, credible, Snaffles Jesus Christ. What it should show more research, it was a deep was a deep enough. We might take on Baltimore Jesus Christ. What it should show says, Wilbur Enough said
over riot ended, you know if they just had me say that from a hot air balloon, So I seem neutral right. I just yelled at Throw boulevard Doubteth people by just yelled down ginger Christ. What Churchill b of you Know- and they won't- let me you know like as government doesnt want it. Sorry are thus gets us more that shit here. Rhetoric on here, I like acting like a fuckin moron on this because makes people feel smart because I'll get the fuck and get me gb or thought I wish backing down, but x Y and seek fuck yourself. You just stupid desire. I built. Why do you, TIM Tebow's still gets chances to play in the leg is is really looking out for him I think, because he sells a ton of fuckin jerseys he's a star without the stats,
stat was star, but he's got all that other stuff, and you no comment. There's not nothing cells, fuckin jerseys across the America, like a white guy that play sports? That's a virgin! That's into Jesus, I mean that's. It's fuckin over marketing teams are just jerking off it's just its debts. You did it, I guess that's why I guess that's. Why would be, but I would just think that the patriots because they will try to get Aaron is out of control, and I guess you know I don't know the rumour was that when they both played in Florida that Jim Debo would would put Donna. He would like seeing some christian socks the errand Hernandez before so. You keep in mind that Jesus Christ. Die for hours.
Hey, I don't shoot at, were playing South Carolina. Keep your head on a swivel You normally do the knives and actually get our route for the falconer. I got room for ten per day to be Detroit, even though I like original sixteenth, causing death they fuckin on the Canadians. That's all don't have just route and gets a Canadian, the very negative here for me, you're making my team did, make it too now, just as fuck. Instead sack better can't sit on this right in the fuckin front, row, frost and up the glass just hope and they're gonna fuckin those action towards so much of my time to watch anything. I know some big hit and, alas, gave the girl at Detroit Guy suspended. I guess he came up off escapes us. What I'm guessing! You can't get me
Adam castle was a fuckin had shot. The guy was bent over the waste me what he supposed to do. I don't know I have no idea, but I will be ruined for tamper bay and hopefully the fucking win and then immediately start worrying gets them because the Stanley CUP should not be floored ever did you shouldn't, be you don't deserve it for us all to me that Iceland, and if he has not done a floor, it's gonna melt. Ok, just keep that might anyways what it was tat. I got here bill check this out to see your crazy smart crows are. There has to be some gold here. Closer smart! Well, I guess we know a kind of bird. I wouldn't be animal. What the fuck is wrong with evil animal You say: cognition crows, understand water displacement. I've seen this crocuses put
What a potent rocks and a cylinder to make the water come up, so it can finally take a snapshot of it. Evidently this is amazing how they tried this without birds or is it just as one does a sea gull just sit there be like a careful drake it man, Jesus Christ. This looks like a fuckin scientist. I flunked. I've had enough of these fuckin hashtag things. Oil there was making me feel dumb. Feel. Like a goddamn dope writes a week. We got within nine out of eleven. Ladies and gentlemen, nine out of eleven stops on the Billy Bible, Tor and outspent, amazingly when Mobile Amabel Alabama last night, and I mobile was in english name. You know, I thought English Those came up with that. I realized tat. It was a french colony and was actually a french word. They lost some fuckin war next, no.
The English had it been on a spanish shouting than we had it had no one, diagnostic, I knew about Mobile Alabama, can burn the war and some Martin Luther King thing, I don't forget, took a rock tat. They had suddenly TAT was at that March we had. The white shirt was bleeding India, the Fuckin anchored chief every at handkerchief, backed it just how classy people dressed. Like our was Martin Luther king when he died he's public ten years younger than me, maybe thirty, eight, thirty, nine, maybe forty just away everybody dressed walkin around short and tie suit, pocket handkerchief. Nobody dresses like down anywhere wait. Let me address. Secondly, I'm Sidney right now, we're gonna, sweat, pants and a teacher I go to church like this. Do not be what some people older people frown upon it, but it may be considered. Ok,
I'm actually consider and dressing up for the year. They Lexington Kentucky show my work, my where my derby outfit, but I know if I can fuckin handle, haven't, had goddamn sport code on the my entire show. You know I'd export quota for people that know how to write jokes but guys. Like me, you know What's a lot of cursing and silly faces a me, I gotta flatly arms around right. Anyways I been there last night. Show and mobile might have been that one of the Memphis one New Orleans was great. Just was like they are Great Knoxville you dont Chattanooga. We played their place. I didn't realize it was an old hockey Rick. I had no idea but such an amazing tour, but I am not as young as I used to be people while whose care, nobody is bill. You dumb fuck. If somebody young younger than they used to be
feel. My age on this one do two weeks out is a long goddamn time right. I can't fucking analyse should anymore, I'm that I'm not gonna do like fucking week long towards that's what I'm gonna do. We were slippers income one stage in a last night. They actually had a little area rug down there in my room for some reason says I need to store. I guess one is if I want to sit down the other ones for the fuckin bottled water and haven't tell my age for a long time to take them out. There were only two stools: will do some couplet dips out there tonight but last night, I went out there and they had two chairs and a table in the middle with the water on it with tablecloth, I felt like I was doing a little play All these little beggar immediately just acted like. I was interviewing myself and some lifetime achieve and I was doing all these little dog- I just act like I was interviewing myself in some lifetime achievement thing and MIKE
four times during my act. It just made my bits, go in different directions and do shit that I've been enjoying doom just doing a character. We only here one side of the conversation and all of that, and it really enhance that so now, after all this time, nothing. I didn't want the two stores I might now Oh I like two chairs with the table table malaria, rock you know when I cause we free rein. Allegations. He had set up like daddy and yet a lily area rug, chair and he out of fear of table. I, like the extra chair Keziah Extra chair, makes us feel you can pretend like there's somebody there talking you don't like doing stupid bit about Bruce Jenner yeah bless him and everything wants to do. I don't have a fucking problem with it, but the fact that its national news and others something about sitting there, pretending to read the news,
can about whether or not Bruce was it was not going to keep his dick As national knows me, while I cannot baby seals are washed up under the fuck ensures nobody gives a fuck right. Now we talked about it. Anyways I think that might be my new set up in my new thing in, I thought, can ride anyway. I don't even know what happens is last time I talked to guys I'm so fucking out of it did the did the jam, guy fuckin yank the other guys arm out of his socket. You see that filthy I talked about that. I actually talked about that's right. I talked about that already. But anyway, would you like to have such a fucking moral announced their trash, the clippers the blues alike there they like the clippers on ice, where they just never get out of the first round. I had no idea that the clippers one game three that point they were there
one or two to all I know is it going to like was a game. Six now spurts powers more or less to wear their up. What three games to to in eight that I know what's Goin Autumn in hope, and I dont what's Goin on a hockey it because I'm fuckin travelling with version lie ahead and their raw. Do you know they're big time, fuckin hoop guys and I'm not gonna be a cunt rockets. I'm not gonna play that headliner card insane, hey guys Maude, whose kitten hope whose tell him the most shit jokes tonight me. Are you exactly now, god dammit give up the Fuckin television, now I am tonight. I'm gonna watch that game seven onwards. Doing so, will probably come on you in a few minutes like I said, I M record this on Wednesday, so I guess, if you listen to China, who wants a bill, why does she gives you predict tell you what I'll give you my prediction.
Fora for game. Seven. Detroit temper and I'll get The package may, whether our right, I think Detroit Wench I don't know why they went the best defensiveness out. I still think they fuckin way because because their Detroit, because they got a great group, a youngster there, we see the now like who the next fuckin That's the guy you they always seem to get Em Bruins. We never get it. We get those hard work and I suppose blue collar guys gone into the corners, and I just think that begging to step up.
I'm assuming its home game, the Detroit I'm assuming its in Detroit. That's what if it's into trade, I think that they went in a village in Florida. I started to lose because its Florida hockey and that's how goes so- I'm picking Detroit Game seven. I pick and his spurs to finish off the clippers game. Six, even though it's gonna be back home right, it does go back home. Fuck it now and then may whether this why things guy patchy, I was gonna, come out. He basically as about three and a half fuckin rounds. To not may whether, on his ass before me, whether figures out what the fuck you he just basically has chaos, entire style figured out, and then he kid he's just a looser for the rest. The fight and went to split decision on points. That's what I think he survives whatever patchy I was gonna do and I think he wins on points
fans will be disappointed as they always because nobody got knocked out the billiard fuckin way. That's what I think. I think that what might even be more upset than us? Contamination was when they showed it was the leader Jarrett Jared Jerry List I don't know what it's like a name is that guy from Dallas buyers club that one one I want an Oscar. So was in a successful band right. He walks around what that James Taylor looked at singer, songwriter I've seen far and I've seen you re some days and I thought were never ran a fuckin eight that song do you know, I'm sorry, your friend died but mind didn't so why? Don't you fuckin pick up the Temple and put a little sunshine in your music or very least let us now that you're gonna sing about you're dead friend. But I thought I'd CEO,
time? What's new James Taylor, Jesus Christ? Whenever I see take a James Taylor whenever he singing all I do is picture Hilary. A bill Clinton in the balance, standing up dancing really bad. That's all I think of when I hear is music. I'm sorry, I think of that, and I picture James Taylor rollerblades before the concert you know They did a historian of my time and they had Umbrella Blake. So I love it. I can't stop cast up rollerblade, I really enjoyed he embraced it the granite. This is one when it was through the fog roof. Rollerblade was the shit I enjoyed it play. Rollerblade hockey get autonomy and I gotta tell you after long days, work putting on a pair of boy, shorts and skating, three. I thought it was. I thought was very refreshing. You know I can only imagine if I had a pair of me on this
I want to apologize Dolly for put that in Virginia goddamn heads so anyways. All these comic book, Nerds right COMECON, fuckin people flip doubt flipped out when they saw the new one said he looked like he was from hot. Object and all types of ship, let me kind you guys in. I always try to comment, but people, because I'm not into it so obvious. It's gotta be stupid. That didn't appeal to me right. There's an lighten way to go through life. I don't like that. There must be scope it. Why do guys get so goddamn upset all the time. You know like past ever been a time where they revealed? You know what the new bat back She ski was gonna. Look like that. You actually thought, look good, you didn't think it look lame. You know. The sweat under your man, tits didn't start to grow. Why do you guys always guenaud? I don't have it
ever picked anybody to pick battle to play, Batman that your light, who was good Batman, was Adam West, that can't be shit. I like that shot. Banner. Sorry, Michael Keaton, I didn't like Michael, keep more deeply Batman. I like him. Now I like him as an old curmudgeon ego pointed out. What did you say there will be issues, that's right, ice man. I am that man. Then he goes it jumped down on his teeth.
Then they played volleyball here to keep his mask on banning the Dac deck thank a dead man. He defeated the Russians and using the bat plain upside down and Robin Robin watch out for the canopy, then migraine cried Robin died. Was it but more junior? I don't fuck remember why you guys always upset like one who do you think should play Batman. What's wrong with Ben Afflux, he's got the perfect job have like most of his face covered by a mask. You know the Burma J Leno jail and has done a great job, better Fleck we Harrison. The ways making his John true detective. Would you like any other guys or that get your aren't. You aren't you Khartoum Comic Book, written
Are you just mad that they didn't pick you? Is that what it really comes down to nothing can live up to what you ve built up to be got such a count. What do I do? I can I just let people enjoy anyways? Why the legal issue that you little part has for the week, I'm sure you're doing my laundry this is life on the road, the most exe, part of my day was, there was a wash and drier. One like the hotel room right at the very end right around the corner, there's a wash and in a dry and so site. Then wash my socks and me Andy's me: Andy's no fuckin, dirty shit, my luggage he's dirty. I dirty laundry and the luggage skis me out and whenever I I I'm on the road. Like this, I always make sure like right before the store and Saturday right,
can it out. So I would never have like today's. Today's worth, that's acceptable has virtually says unacceptable is put his diversify. Podcast says on the all things company network, a week's worth the fuckin laundry in your bag and he shut nothing type. The fucking take it have the belly of a plain five hours later in a desert climate Can't have it can have that fuckin level, all right, so that's the that's a Thursday afternoon podcast. I hope I gave you some chuckles. I want to say everybody there came out in mobile Alabama. Acts of Mississippi was. The shit was the shit. Such a good time there, damn I enjoy the city from what I saw. What kind of world- and I didn't see too much of it, but. Obviously no they're still flying the confederate flag underneath the american flag at the year, the state Ass witches by Helen,
thing to say, but I. Everybody I met down. There was nice, you know I had a good time and everybody fuckin hung afterwards that buying the posters I'm coming down a maiden Paypal shaken hands, I'll say: underrated, mobile Alabama man didn't nice. You can't the fly somewhere. You want to jump in Congo, hang on a cool city. That's got a bunch of great places to drink and, oh by the way, policies accepted for that crazy land. This place we shoot and poor, and this lady was just gonna. She was that level drunk that ass. She was walking up to talk to me. Her friends were already apologizing for and you know so. I took a picture. We did the whole fuckin thing that was finally like I'd be paid. It beat it and, of course, get mad and then she's yelling at me go
Give me your fat guy, like you, use a factor of fucking: U Freckled, guy say that I was the jerk and I just yelled over. I just said your blaming the victim go solver up tomorrow. Any sort of a human being euro apologize When you know she did it. What a good shit right, we ve all been the Volga both up and said something we didn't mean to say right: leaned in for a kiss that wasn't there, we ve all done it. That's it! That's it I'll be guys have a wonderful weekend. This is all positive billion. Thirsty, hope you have wonderful, weaken, hit. The fuckin jumped very least eat right,
Donnie itself into a bad situation. Some common up, you want to walk down the beach shown up the guns, her or maybe a fuckin either way get after it have a great weekend die. That's it. Around nobody normal day to go fuck yourself in America, do they have a wonderful weekend, comes
and enjoy these cliffs from years gone friend him who actually runs the the M M podcast page, the the fan page, the official and only fan page of the Monday morning, podcast we gets excuse,
save whatever you know. I do as I do the pod kiss now cause I want. I want to take this back ass, an ex lovers. Why do as I do the plot cares? Then I say I I you know I uploaded and send it to the due to runs that page and he puts all the fuckin. You know all the references up, all the Youtube videos and everything that we try to sink it, where we fuckin put it on at the same time, you now taken it to the next level. Totally lost just lost my fuckin train of thought here, I'll, that's right. He sent me this article. This is the classic just dumbing down just pussy way that will run in this country right now, these desperate people- actually, I guess the nation wide the national spelling bee- is common up. You know everybody laughs at these. These kids go up there, they're right it they're fucking, awkward years. You don't owe me where they have the nose of the adult and, like the fuckin teeth of of
two year old, yeah twelve year old, so they have international spelling Bee in Washington DC. They celebrate this. These brainy act, fuckin kids, that eventually will work cooperation without really knowing it will probably work on some device. Settled Sunday kill millions of people. You know, in other words the future, so there's people, actually there picketing dispelling, be all right. I had I had two fuckin read this to actually believe it. Ok. It says not also scholars headed for Washington DC for the national spelling believe spelling Bee on June first through. The third think. English spelling is a good thing that should be celebrated with spectators and judges inside the grand hired hotel a while, while spectators and judges inside the grand height, Tat will be pondering the spellings of obscure words and admiring the efforts of contestants outside,
The street, some members of the American Literacy Council and these spelling society a k, the s s s will be trying to convince passer, buys that the english spelling is a problem that needs fixing. Why are people so fucking down? Ok, that's somethin!. If you want to get support, simplified, spelling society, you don't go to the falcon nationwide. Spelling bee with the kids just learned how to spell fuckin Metauoias writer. So whatever the fuck, you can ask him. He is in fact it's. Your grandmother has rheumatoid arthritis. Ok, I mean it. I tried to words: why don't you just go to a bar? You wanna get names on that fuckin petition, that's who you doing it for the dumb fox. This is the point these people have.
It's like those in size side. They may admire the efforts of the contestants, but they will have signs and sandwich bored with slogans such as I'm through with through, in other words to each hour, and yet you are all Eugene age I'm through with through and enough is enough spelt ie and you have a new f and enough is too much spelt. E n o you g H. Their aim is to alert parents, educators, politicians, business people Others concerned about the unacceptable level of illiteracy, illiteracy, among english speakers, to the fact that our prime cause for this is English, spelling, dig That is the reason why there is such a
level of illiteracy is not because we constantly cut funding to the public schools, not because spelling is something that's even fucking stressed by most people anymore. It's because the words are too difficult. To spell one of the pickers pickers one of the picketers. This is hilarious and I can even fuckin read up on. The problem of my time, these people's petition, one of the pillars at a seat share in the essence, his member Alan Mole from bolder Colorado put it this way. Our odds, spelling retains words like cough bow through and though this increases illiteracy and crime fix it, and you fix a host of problems. We want to fix it to this guy's, basically saying that reason why there's serial killers, there's people holding up Fuckin Mcdonald S, first snatchers,
this type of ship is because cat is not spelled with a K. You know I mean on once side. I fucking respect this guy because it actually has a cause. He actually got off his couch and said you know what I'm gonna do. Something about this. This is the reverse of what I was trying. Maybe that's why? Let's get Smart America bombed on my part cast You know you guys away for this ss guy to come in here. You know, I mean not not to be the classic person who goes what's gonna happen next, but what is going to happen next two plus two was life for five three zones within one will give it to you rounded off too nearest right answer learnt a fuckin spell you lazy Fox as pathetic. I also like how to like the illiterate. Illiteracy problem is, you know, that's too,
and why this fuckin crime? You know where I bet those fuckin bankers. You know those bankers illiterate and their great at math, their greater fuckin math, where it always works out for them. Fuckin comes. They want to fuck an ivy league schools. Why did I join it? I take her off. I really schools, Ivy League schools, they what Ivy League Fuckin schools in what the brown there were. Two Coronel Wentworth
As one for you that that is a party fucking now you know something, that's you know killed it. What killed it was was cable as westward. That's really made people dumb, cable and the internet, eight hundred, fuck and channels Europeans do back. In the day s a load up is something called a station wagon. I first of all everybody had like five fucking kids back in the day, which was a great thing to do. You know cause you know a couple of my gonna be fuck. Ups. Ok, you can let it go. You can let it go ass. My parents who have only one care so fuckin over protective big pet protective is because they went all in world series of poker. They pushed all that ships in this is there. One fuckin hope that kid can't be fuckin serial killer. You have seventy eight
kids, you know, one of you know you can handle it. You can fuckin handle it. If one of forms of phase the black sheep what're you gonna, do. You know what the fuck you gonna do, I'm the guy transvestite We sometimes pyromaniac anybody. Remember that line there. He met a trance state and sometimes pyromaniac the greatest line, ever uttered on the fucking
any channel, possibly in television history when they were talking about these. These lists the serial killer, Tandem, that's how they describe one of the guys. One of the guys was just kill somebody on his own, and then he had to leave town because a heat was get too highly, went to a new town, hangs out some shady bar. That's what he needs is his. His is serial killer partner. You know how I could bill gates met that other fuckin nerd. They made the first laptop. These two serial killers came together and to describe his partner that fuckin that Bill Curtis Guy goes there. He made a transvestite and sometimes pyromaniac back in the day, people we had station wagons and there was a whole bunch of fuckin kid. You didn't have to have a focused.
That would be ok. You have a spelling bee because you only have one kid: the kid can't compete against himself. You gotta go with a bunch other fuckin, kids. Back in the day we had station wagon, they were full of fuckin. Kids are right and you just you drove somewhere, and on the way there you know you listen to Mitch Miller. Upper, losing revenue will run right and you fucking Such shit like do you get your parents cause you're. What Ivy League schools name the capitals of some states? Yeah, that's what the fuck you Then you stopped and arrest area. You did had said you and thereby yourself there was. No problem. There was no worries. You walked out there. Some guy exposes himself to it?
to deal with it? It just buried it. You get back in the fuckin car and extend you know, you're a dairy. We sort of enjoying the ice cream but sword or not. That's when America was intelligent back when we used to have like five six kids and youth room in a fuckin station wagon, and then your question as you drove to some poor excuse for tourist attraction. You know you go out to go. Look at fuckin while build coteries fuckin Log, cabin of your daddy sit near seething with anger, left arm. Also burn from Heaven and hang out the side, fuckin window, the rest from ghost white now. Is it spelling test cases and dairy queen somewhere along the line? It became
When G laugh in my fuckin ass off all this abbreviation? These people want to turn it into that fuck that man up your pussies learn how to spell goddamn words. I did it for a month, I'm better speller, because it because of it, because it I'm not a very forgot. I finally conquered the word restaurant there forever. I couldn't remember whether you want it's rest and then a u r n t. I couldn't remember if you came which which a the you came after it rests: tolerant, arrest, warrant, restaurant, the restaurant, these buck and people would spell in areas t already anti restaurant. Now I would still be fucked up
wrought, douche, you don't that's restaurant Ottawa spell that fanatically Arias, tea or twenty. Our S, T r, o anti restaurant. Go that far. Restaurant and I can't get so worked up like these guys are actually going to succeed in all its like listening people down the south when they talk about the South Guiana rise again. Is it Are you going to secede from the union? How did that work out? The first time laugh at me, but what? If
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