What's Goin on his bill burnt his time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, podcast at just checking it on you. Just checking it. I'm sorry I'm just checking in on you ve seen a few weeks ago. It blew a half hour checking in how you doin. What are you doing? Ok, feared for contested. What's funny, I'm always at daylight Nidal ashore to shit. So I fucking gotta you two page now we're doing all this animation, fuckin hiring people to do stuff. Try to get this fuckin thing going to Sunday. I won't even have to leave my house. All I gotta do is just sit here, ramble in about crazy shit as I slip into a fuckin, senility and I'll still be able eat. My applesauce are still be able to pay for some fuckin applesauce. That is what

That, then, is what the old age is all about. Ok, you don't leave your house, but checks are still coming in. Ok, you got a cupboard full of fuckin applesauce once you open, and we put him in the fridge. Even though it hurt she teeth right. Because you go fuck nerve involvement. Now you fuck it he's right. You go back to the same shit used. Ie is a baby. It's just like applesauce is Garber food for fucking old people right. So you got that. What else do you mixed little man? Is there anything you have to fuckin shoe Don't get the you two page go and ingenuity spoken concert you to do now. Is I can't do it. I didn't this thing. Would they decide if what the fuck happened on your thing is, is a little too offensive like they fucking decide and then you don't get any the ad money and unlike but the ad still there who gets the money? You two keeps it. Fuck an unbelievable. I tell you right back in now The number one commandment broken I'm telling you it's stealing in this.

Was stealing that goes on on the legal side of business, for everybody's always make I'm Fuckin Scorsese. Always do you know whenever that fuckin song is, I could go for rich, that's what they call. It is all Good, fellows shit fuck, you pay we fuck? You pay me all that, like that doesn't exist? in the legal world, it's even fuckin worst and its more over that issues straight up, fuck, stealing, I don't know what I'm gonna. Do you two page? I actually think it whatever you want I'll, just move it to my fuckin website right, Our reach out to Fuckin Miller. I, like you, want to fuck. You want to fuck you just beyond all my videos and I'll just do it on my my page and I can do say whatever the fuck. I want Do not worry about somebody taken my Fuckin retirement applesauce money. So I got Megan any fuckin money anyway, you gotta have like a billion heads. I think, to make seven dollars Well, you know you got a cure.

Maybe it's a talking here, like a cash machine, don't offer the fuckin background, Whatever, who gives a shit, you know what I am actually in a great mode here, I'm in a great mood and despite that highway robbery, you oops. Call your tube your fuckin bullshit you're, keeping the fuckin money. It comes the ship right at the end of the second day. Will I be so you do Billy when brought it up. I don't fuck in mine just just fuck me over? Why can't you just fuck me of what did you just come out and just say: listen, we're gonna fuck you over. What are you gonna like biogas, that their act like you're, not gonna, do it and then you turn running. Do it? That's what upsets me! It's not that you don't want it. You said you weren't gonna. Do it ways bread Martian suspended two games, stab and jig dodging in the balls. So we got one game for each bottles. Each Baldy Fuckin stabbed him in

And it makes sense and allow people like what in Sydney Crosbie, because what Sidney did don't you see? Is he turned his fuckin stick sideways? and he gave him a little tap tap the ball back. Like the same level that when you know the doktor, you gotta get a physical here crash legs and you know he hit you and unique goes up right. Just like tat. He was just testing the guy's reflexes, so he gets no suspension or a penalty. You know pussy as those big party lips and everybody feels bad form. That's the genius of Sydney, Crosbie Sidney Crosbie has a look on his face. You know like great before you make your girlfriend cry. And then you, like all my God, she's gonna crises, must abandon your argument. Like that's what his face looks like. So I think that's. Why he's able that's. Why is able to get away with what he gets away with? Plus the enemies of superstar only makes everybody eternal money, so bread, Marcia Unicellular by the sword, you'd die by the sword. A member. The press fuckin stabbed him in the nuts

when we were played Vancouver a couple years ago and then what's funny to listen to Jack Edwards when he sees Marcia he's such a fuckin homer he's just to go all look, there's blankly out of the rules that are delicious video for the boys in New York hope you enjoy your day obviate China definitely suspension. Ed and then Martian wave your fuckin? Just I mean he upper cut this dude knots. His stick was not on the flat side like he was given it a background, or you know he didn't upper cup with the stick to the guys, eight in Bali area Like you know, when you, your wife's tells you to shovel the driveway you already pissed at you, you know how hard you throw those first, two fuckin scoops snow, obvious shoulder that's how hardy hit this guy in the fucking nuts I gotta tell ya abroad span. I thought, oh, my god he's sport is over because he just got kicked out of the game. I think it was still zero zero against

the temporary lightning and we were waiting to warm. You don't think we're gonna make the players and, like all my God, he just gave right at the end of the first period of like he's, gonna get kicked out. It's gonna fucking. You know gift. Above the jump, a nail, their their game. They gonna win this fucking game, he's gonna be out for the rest of the season. And then we're gonna get out by catastrophes in my head. What have we fucking? You know don't make the play. Because of that plan but fortunately we ended up winning. Think forty one afforded nothin down below, the Ottawa tonight we can actually with the very least that are going to be a wild card, but I mean I don't love you see. I don't feel like playing. Second. The capitals right now. They look like world leaders, but eventually you will have to plan, but to be nice to maybe have a chance to win. A play of Syria's will see how we do that

you never know, go tell just think if they get here, there's no telling how far we can go in the cup. Lay off. I feel like for me. I just feel that. This should become part of my vocabulary, focus every time you watches those fuckin react. Just people go for me or tv. I just feel, and now I've done it so much now, I'm doing it. So I am officially bill car dashing right now. I'm thinking about transitioning, I'm not gonna die. What's left of my fuckin guy, like a bad shape, now want my beard. American dry died, fuckin jet black. You know. But like a car do ass, she and I did Marian African American so I feel like I'm halfway there. I think I could actually say that I'm one, Their cousins- I don't know oh, I see a Photoshop come any way to get back to work to the hockey.

So yes aware the plans for the first time in three fucking years, so it's great to be in there and hopefully will be Ottawa tonight. I bet motion calls himself a little bit of fuckin money there. You know I was thinking his contract that he gets a bonus if it gets forty goals and the man was set, not thirty. Nine We're gonna play Ottawa tonight forget about the rest of the game that he could play Temple Plain Ottawa tonight and, according to the puck off podcast, hosted by Jo Bart Nick on the all things comedy network. He said dead. Ato S got a lotta injuries in their defence. Who knows who knows? so I guess what you take away from. All of that. Is it if you're in their nature,. If you're gonna fuckin head somebody's ball bag. You do with the flat side of the stick, our right, You get yourself, you know some college and injections, India lips like a car dashing, I dunno. Maybe they did it in error You don't know you look like you're about Ray, you cried like Cindy Crosbie and you will not get suspended.

But I guess your crosbie that fuckin slash somebody in almost at the end of his fucking, like the guys in the gas finger, was hanging off I'm not gonna limousine guy he's gonna have a year there's not really like any. The goons anymore like did that looks players like Crosbie strategies, have like security. Back in the day, and like the eighties, like those of the fuckin tough back in the eighties would like they did everything, but just have like blue blazers on in your pieces, standing next to the goal scores if you went anywhere near them, they fuckin Marty, you and I'm trying to think of who through the penguins have tat was never really had a good. They had a bunch of fuckin knee breakers they were really into like what we're not gonna fight you we're just gonna end your career blow. You're fuckin, knee board you in that type of ship. Filthy They fuckin franchise. But you know the penguin is a dirty bird: isn't a sort of the pigeon of the Antarctic? Isn't it

Do you guys here they building so luxury condos down there, luxury condos in Antarctica. The people in Silicon Valley? They don't know what else to spend their money. They already bought up San Francisco they're, starting to come down here to allay and death for summer place because, Francisco so Fuckin called the next thing that they're gonna do that can be done in article eleven. That's true love Eureka Condos in Antarctica, away to Antarctica. They're gonna have the first direct flight in July. All of that is true, I'm not making this up at all, because I have a half hour to to fill up here in a more determined in, and I would never do that you guys I'm alright. Let's talk about all Billy beef cake. You are right fuckin dead bottom ago who, after his european run last summer or is up to a fucking two hundred ninety pounds. And then I kind of started Workin out get rating special. I got down like a bug. Seventy eight thin

the special I'm. Are they really specials anymore? Another there's one coming out: every week we should sort of bill talks for an hour I think the since my special came out in January Ben ninety, seven other our long specials. I think, there's been out one out every day, anyway, so I. I got down no books, seventy eight, seventy nine wish and- and then I was just like- I now wait to become a dad you know. My wife was in the third trimester, so I'm gonna try met someone a fuckin blame are a little bit. Even though I was just drank too much everything's, I got up like a back up like a buck. Eighty five bucks, eighty six so now last week I got myself down to a hundred eighty pounds if we don't want to lose at least two pounds the way and is tomorrow, but I just started on Thursdays. I want to get down to one seventy eight, maybe once every seventh gotta scale today, one seventy seven point: six are right.

So I your mom I got one day on a film coming up all want you fancy bill. Yes, I am I got one day out of film, so ultimately you know I need to be. To not get too much shit on twitter about being a big booze headed, forget, bald, headed red. Can't you now, which always Vulcan Happens- all spoken, actresses, fucking, bitch, modern, complaining like the internet, is only mean to them. I swear to God. Four can self involves lunatics right, I gotta get down like my fight, which, using about a buck, seventy two on and when I walk around a buck. Seventy five, you know, if you just see me coming down the street, Look. Radiant. Even look at me like Jesus bill. Are you expecting Look at that! Look on your face. Facts but I gotta get, but on camera I gotta be down to a box every to every fuckin actor knows what fucking wait. You gotta be it so you know any or all the AL you just gauge on social media Feedback

Could you just gonna get a tunnel shit? The second you go little power, don't you looked like Vince fought in the end, a fuckin, the break up, That was my favorite part of that fuckin move. I love that fuckin movie, I love tell Vince, did the fuckin, can you know out their crushing ass and then, when he was in the relationship here that extra tend to the relationship weight? extra tend to fifty. You know the Netflix wait, you sit here and you know, makes them back and cheese and play footsie I don't really under the movie, but that that's one of the best deal, and that was a checks like too. Because it was about a relationship and that's one of my favorite things about it, was it played out in a real way right down to the Now, when he's not in a relationship he's fucking, you know He set his fighting wait. You know to attract somebody to fuck me again tat. You are a lamp, so I had my lay up. Extra fifteen are right.

That's what I'm trying to lose right now or Billy lay up way so down to one. Seventy seven point six! So next week the fish away in his on Friday, but I'll do my Thursday just to give just added. Excitement in your life, because I'm so self involved that I feel like you guys, actually give a shit to do with me lose. Two plants is weak, at least that's right, so I wanna be down to about a buck. Seventy four Friday next week and then we shoot following weeks. I could actually be down to one. Seventy three, you know few behind dumpster Euro take you're fuckin, you know, you know what route Educators Jennings say: bulimia without people freaking out my should like it's one of the worst of the those you can't even use it as a comedy reference. Are you allowed to be allowed to say you know, use it as a reference like I'll go go if I have to if I how I will make myself fuckin yak for fucking a day. To get down to the book. Seventy two to deliver my line and a half on this movie

though, burger king of the line- and I have you- got a line and a half that you need a fuckin, be delivered by a tertiary character to areas that were correctly. I am your fuckin man I will show up on time in shape, ready to fuck and work I'll show up at my fighting weight of one seventy two. I will deliver that line I'll even give you look right. You give me like a special and special appearance by bill burn the opening credits, whatever the fuck, that's called, I will actually throwin I'll. Give you I'll give you the rock. You know with one why invisible eyebrows? I can't really see the anyway somebody get down to that when we get down will hopefully like a book whatever summits whatever look at me aside. The fuckin remember, that's the only way to do it and then eventually, I'd like to get down to one a buck, sixty eight, ok, and then, Do what I always do to be like a buck? Sixty eight, you know who some fuckin cookies. Let's get a fuckin

Well, pack, you know, and then I just I slowly but surely go right back up and I have to make a lifestyle change, I just feel like for me. I'm gonna be a lot happier if I cut out gluten. I still don't know what glutinous. Get some sort of chemical, that's in wheat, I believe evidently it's not good you even a week is- is from the earth but you know there are poisonous plants or is gluten like some shit that some fuckin nerds made for psychopath. They have Companies that adds the density or some shit somehow they make more money so what it is. But always Couldn't do that shit? You know, You can't fuck it satisfies these, can lunatic these guys that the men at the top of these corporations- you know it's like they like a bunch of fuck. It brought like no matter what they have. They never fuck unhappy you now. Straight here and I want curly hair, nay, what short hair you know,

when we're crop top that you want to fuck, you know, have clam diggers on ratification. Could you just on a fog in Paris. Swept answer just sit down for five minutes You know how my wife would be left in the dish Irena, because I'm the one who I fuckin but outlook like this is supposed to be my relaxed energy right now, I'm still talking too fast, but about Sent back to my party. Make why? Why do I talk so fast? I thought I was thirty talked a lot slower. I need to have like tail party energy. Now, even a cocktail party got a yell. You got yell over people right cocktail party, just call it what it is. We're getting away from our kids to get shit faced for a few hours, Somebody's gonna try to dominate the conversation somebody's going. Fuckin bring a politics someone's gonna get. Too drunk than there's gonna be a fuckin argument that has got to be apologies afterwards. Wasn't there,

pick a fuckin corner of the room location. Dare to carpeted just just start drinking. That's it. Why are we here. Is this some Swingers party? We can a trade off here like what what is going on. I don't mind, I don't give a shit about your worldview you don't hold public office, you do not have access to top secret. Documents in the Pentagon. So at the end of the day. What am I doing here. I really listening to like a nurse trying to tell me how to fix a car is in that kind of the same thing you like to hear what I think about fucking, the Middle EAST crush you wouldn't Loretta finish your fuckin drink, anyways, what else is going on this? We can all I'm gonna be in Samara. Be sad. Tell but not one show Two shows that the majestic theatre- oh my god, it's so majestic-

they added a second show. I'm gonna be Doin some morning radio tomorrow to hide that second show. Do we not want show due to shows like Brad Martian, I'm not gonna fuckin stabbing one ball, I'm into not gonna get suspend. If one game benefits. I'm gonna do one show for every game. Brad Martian was suspended. Ok was unfairly targeted because He and in a moment of emotion, he used the shovel and the snow fuckin technique and he did not have the Sydney Crosbie Party lips for when you went to the board in New York, they does with Crosbie. Does you know PTSD? Does he have to go to New York? They just fuckin put em on Skype. Just say like hi guys, I'm story You just have a bad period

Isn't it amazing how much I could talk without even know what the fuck are? You not I'm talking about here? hey you guys we're not change a shitty diaper properly. Many parents out there. He is one to grow on he's. One of my visit tip for you are right. What happens is is when you're having a little baby, so do I try to go to her father. If you have a baby, and your breast feeding. It is opposed to giving it formula. I'm staying away from the ship- I just I don't like that fuck enable formula. That's fucking, name alone amount, given my baby formula I would just picture like willows Frankenstein movies. With the graduated syndrome cylinder the dry dry smoke come another top of it. So, anyway, they beat you're gonna, liquid diet go and also when you know.

When the fucking backdoor comes off the hinges, as they say you know, the rumblings in the grumblings. What you gotta do is you go the rumblings in the grumblings. What you gotta do is you gotta? Get your kid, not horizontal! You gotta have em upright array. But this is the problem. Will you take him down to the changing table when you lay back down again? Ok, have you taken off the ones you gotta elevate, I'm a little bit. You know. As they say, shit runs down hill. Ok, so what you wanna! Do you want to use gravity as a favor, this data to person job if you're going to save their fuckin ones? He all right Would you gotta do, is you have to have the baby fucking standing up on the change and table a right, The other person on does the ones the lifts, the ones you up over the Falcon diaper and then you take the diaper off like you taken the transmission out of a car. That's up on a lift. All right, then,

use gravity everything drops down. I'm trying to be as not graphic as humanly possible. Ok, then, you know Then you begin Ok, now the restoration. Because I'm telling you right now, if you're home alone, and you lay that kid down, then what Shit runs down hill now, what's on the ones you gotta take it off. You gotta go over the kids fuckin head and now you got shit on the fucking. Oh I'm sorry! This is what it is. I gonna wanna put shit on the kids head to use a rough one, you know so, fortunate that fuck an app is somebody else around. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get their graphic, but you know people who our parents of telling you just one person holds it out the undue the ones you drop, the diaper out like a fuckin Trans mission, it up

though a little clean up, then you fuckin said the kid. Then you finish, the FARC and clean up Bam, a new diaper actually going to do that. Usually we just bring under the fuckin showered start all over again with a brand new squeaky, clean, fuckin kid There you go There's a little parental, my first per unsolicited parental advice. Ok, I just felt like for me. I just felt like it needed to be said Is anybody watching that reality? Show black ink my wife watches it all the time there is a woman on their that makes my temper look like a fuckin summer, breeze. Good Lord DE she lose her fucking shit like she's, possessed She just absolutely have to walk over, but I can I keep forgetting the show I started the watch. I watch the first three episodes and I absolutely fuckin loved it and I tweeted about it.

A cartoon from Japan. I guess that called animate, which I did know that, but I didn't realize it was such a divisive thing to say that you like to show that was enemy I feel like is animal like they emo of fuckin cartoons. Like I tweeted that I like to show called one punch, man right and fucking responses that I got my got due to you, fuckin drunk my god, you in another people just like this. It's like the greatest. I just like the show, I've watched enough for the same type of shit I was through and I was like The fuck is this show, and I looked at it had five stars for to have five stars which is why I really hope Netflix doesn't go to sums up thumbs down, like I said, because it so fuckin. Stopping you told thumbs down Adolf Hitler thumbs down. I mean that the budget the thumbs down as this.

Is a big gap between Hitler and yellow Stubborn you fuckin top anyway. So put this thing on and what I loved above the show the same effectively sought. It was funny that you actually kind of guy like a sense of what young people. Feel like in Japan as far as their view of going into the corporate world was very similar to, empty feeling unless you're fuckin, sociopath. Over here. I find like a very like common thread to that And basically give the overall thing the superhero, when it is not assume he doesn't want to be a superhero aright any fuckin trained, really hard, as you want to be the strongest guy in the world and in his training, a lost all his hair, which it's hilarious. It he's really self conscious about it, but here developing like this punch. And no matter what monster he runs into. He doesn't give a shit where they kill me she's, completely, devoid of any like passion or emotion.

Like what happens to you, when you get shoved into a fucking cubicle, die and he's got this one punch and eat fuckin kid punch so hard that, no matter how fuckin bad ass the monster is, he gives them want some. He said they should call the show the right they afraid he gives them fire in the fucking in an interface is Eddie Murphy, says interface. In their pocket had explosive and- the monsters that he fights you also get more than inside it. Where people's heads, a rat in Japan and it was like you know, one of the most as you fight with some giant virus said here by the earth- to get rid of the war by all the humans because of what we ve done to the planet, so those environmental thing than my favorite one was this guy, crab, man was half like up. And it was a crab and then the bottom he was He was half a guy and he was in, but the bottom half he's an bare feet and tidy wise.

The guys I go age so much crab me that I became a fuckin crab to me. He represented the upper one percent corporate guys. You know on some power lunch just eat nor the Falcon soon she just take take take, take take nothing spiritual bottom, so he gave him be all right. They're Fred, fought this fuckin way. And she had command of all the mosquitoes and she did the mosquitoes on everybody's up. All the blood. Are you and all your fuckin energy than it would make her stronger into me? As I call this, a gold digging blood sucking poor right and then when she got to do with all the animals in everybody there, she didn't need the mosquitoes any more. She told all the mosquitoes to go fuck themselves and unlike slash, this is also somebody who become successful and forgets where they come from and they look at everybody where they used to be like a bunch of fucking peons, a bunch of little insignificant little mosquitoes right.

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Better way cook. I was that way. All right. Thank you. Anyways. Let me get back to a sorry. Giving you guys know behind the scenes on voice over such a right. There did you feel, like you were there at this up this weekend the first time I think I'm gonna watch an entire MOTO Jp race. I believe it's in Argentina. It somewhere down south I'm all shook up now for the south. In that global some action. Who the fuck I'm gettin text for minor. Oh, my god if that person a minute was model JP and then the Chinese Grand Prix This is this is a very great weekend before the the NFL and NBA play upstart. If you would like to watch some alternative sports,

sports that are not as big as the big for here in the United States of America who lose kitten, who are, country matters, the most Therefore, our sports matter, the most, are right People know our star athletes around the world those people in the Premier league. You know that is why we knew that one fled Becum guys because they made a movie about any was fuckin one of the spice girls. If he was in fact in some chicken a girl been nobody knew who that guy was ok we met the most around, but let's try to have a little more. Empathy has Americans here. Let's watch some fucking great sports from around the world. Moto Jp. You want to watch a bunch of lunatics DR, and about a hundred eighty miles an hour, right next to each other taken turns fucking maniacs and he also the technology that sport. You know like those suits. Now I don't know how they figure it out, but they figure out that the riders fallen off the bike and before he had the payment pay

Ideally, like did the suited they wear has again an airbag degenerated, fuckin, immediately inflates in prison. Stalin vitals in theory, you know. Obviously I don't off you. Fuckin slam into a wall had an what happens then, but in the Chinese Grand Prix, the second race The second of twenty races has only twenty races. It's very easy to watch this and continue to watch all the sports that you love he could table You can just fuckin watch, it DA the Ferrari, is one. The first one was Sebastian vital. I believe Don T, you know I'm sort of sheer fucking. What's his name, Louis Hamilton is not happy about that shit on. I was actually gonna go to their teaching erase this year in the Isle of Man and entered a fuckin fallen apart. So I got Next year I gotta go and actually before they make a fuckin safe. I have to go and if you ve never seen that raise more people have died in years that they ve had it. Balls these people,

Something I realized, still running water knowledge stuff anyway, are let me about my group's giving something I realized. He's re having all these injuries, and my body is that through years of sitting on planes and city cars like I fuckin I have like no blue muscles whatsoever like beyond the usual Fuckin white guy, no ass type, a shit, it's just like my fucking size, do all the work. So I've been I've been doing these squats, what kind of push from your heels and when I'm coming down, and I'm trying to have most my weight on my squad What are my heels with my torso like straight up and down not leaning forward to counterbalance the lack of glue muscle that I have I stopped calm down into a sitting position, I have to do with like over my work out pensions by just try to go. You know me We, depending on my gloves, I will literally fall down like the first thirty degrees, I'm ok and then I just fall down the bench

so I got yet they're gone. Just what I was doing. I just went on and I looked at the top ten who thinks I'm doing alternative leg lodges? I got an exercise ball up against the wall they put on my back. I go all the way down to a deep squat pushing through my heels, Then I do the one Will you lay on your back are planted on the ground and then you lift your hips up. You know with the groups that way it's almost like you, you said thrusting up as if you were fuckin somebody unanimity but way up. Like they were lighter than air and you could actually possibly do that's. I do those and I do the alternative fuckin like lunches, that's what I'm doing so far so hopefully I know my body was so goddamn fucked up it evidently this, but I am once every seven point, six very excited about that. Do it. We, everybody commander summers comin up losing. Pounds a week with because the chips the cookies, just fucking, drink waters.

Sign up for their blue apron shit, you now have a robot come and deliver it to your house. Donating by five six o clock at night. In ITALY we get home later, just I'd. I wish first of all like fucking at least twelve hours, without eating one I'm trying to lose weight for, like the last day like if I finished eating around seven, I'm not going to breakfast to like Fuckin nine. If you do every day, judges have like. Have a lighter breakfast or something like that. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I can tell you what works for me right that supply gas. I have a great weekend. You can check out some other way and you know what else is on this weekend. The fuckin man The one golf tournament that I really try to watch every year starts today. So, storm deal. You don't know. What's the last couple of fuckin games of hockey, you know

baseball going in that type of stuff, but at another racing stuff, pretty fuckin, goddamn cooler right! That's it go fuck yourself of sea on Monday, so far as he is completely addicted. To skating now wants to get better at it

and so fucking then admitted the next morning we got drive down, Calgary Adversities, I just gotta view place it escapes we find out. They have skating Rick at the mall And I always at a mall, it's one of the most giant malls in north arose. America were submitted rivalling what's that one in Minnesota, more women all the Marietta yourself I wish I'd better want to. So we go to that. One were walking through their without fuckin skates to middle age, guys walking through this thing, with fucking skates we walk in is like this giant pirate ship. I mean like you could sail the fucking ocean with this fuck. It think there was a cycle of financial and I On the other side, it was really deep water and it took this time to make it look like there was a ship rat Jesus Christ me like you, could fuckin yells masters. They're like Shack, could dramas water feeling that's a fuckin deep? It was huge. On the other side and I'm like comic as that

We can see why see wise thing they like thrown at fish and fish was cared a trainer was not. There was my people just walk and by throwing shit from the full court was a trainer through So we just walking through the more walking through the more endless fuck em all data water park there yeah. It was inside it look at any stores of two distracted by the shit, the mental and then we ve We get all the way to the ice palace that causes ice thousand. We got all excited, they were the only people who escaped just walk and through holding a fuckin dumb skates. We get all the way to the other side, virtues excited. I do not have time to get better. Does you wait? Bowers girls are over the summer is already talk and shit. Call it a right, not only be fuckin skate backwards. You could be like what the fuck up version right and that we show up and there's a big Jude Tournament worthy icebreakers made. Fuckin put all this floor, flooring all over it denial Maghribi. This isn't a rank they might

now. This is you go through that says I espoused by this? Is it covered it up? There are gonna settle at the moment. Member and I really bothering me- we were walking through the full court and you know are we gonna gyro gyro hesitantly we're a great general, just political. Gimme the Greek, the one complaint and you a great little too much White Sawston was pasty the echo. Was it as I was, a little pacing should not want scope. We went through what want one scoop lesson: a little hydrogen automatic outside it. You got excited, I would have been at the care we got to say so civilians like a little desire it after I, you know I like a little candy bars. I like it You know you're, not a sugar like cycle Parliament was frozen, yogurt place pink barriers, some significant frozen monsieur. I swore Walker light the picture to middle age, member states, and I don't want you, keep Santa Middle Age, you our middle age, some thirty. I just turned thirty five. Thirty five times to seventy, most guys find drop,

I call like actor commonly ear. What would you call now? I got, I guess, you're right. I guess you know I always just when I thought of it as a kid. I always felt you know it was now. I don't know I just remembered to rights once they forty forty yes, but I do not want, is for people to people live long hair. So I'm fucking be forty. Six forty six times too is ninety two. You guys really like. I really sit and say a middle age. Taylor, where meat and smoking you know those out so we walked through, and we were like words that were was that the frozen yogurt place let's go to their from Europe is so we too, we see two young women work by and we figure I locked out. I'm not like these. These, these. Ladies then getting nowhere where a pink various, so we walk up and you first, you say to the friend you got here you that you guys know it, though, that good good looking too well aware

good, good, looking girl and you go up. Firstly, the hell. You guys know the frozen yoga places and like she did like a double take like she did. A double tat so fucking rude right and she just was like what and then I looked the other one and I got ya like a pink berry and Chicago just like gives a shake off like how would I know like why you and she, Indeed, this is what she did. She did the classic pretty girl you're clean, we just asking me this, because you want to talk to me thing and I'm like now bitch I'm fucking, yogurt. Ok, I want fucking, I want to fuck entreat you know. I just had and it really bother me didn't we were walking around and I wanted to find her eyes. They walked past us again. They did the loop on the fine, no thereby said to bill, and we got to the car and I wanted to find a cause. I was just one of trouble. You know something I found it you're a mean. Jerk you go on. To do that. You're a mean jerk, that's terrible! What am I gonna? Cholera cunt? Well, don't collar anything if you're gonna go with major mean You know I hate that you're, a girl mentality that, because your mean but you're a jerk. If you want to stay,

but if you go you're a mean jerk, now. You know you're, not you not pretty inside in a pretty and so doesn't give a fuck. She got hot girl at the mall Paul put yourself in her, for in with two fucking lock her jacket. Staring with ice gauge when there's a Judo tournament gun away asking if they know where the ice cream stories that big That is why they were supposed to. I you know I do I like a sweetheart you, I don't care, I would love they hear them. Tell the story they come in on this. Just creepy guy comes up, you know, that's where they. Hereupon voluble watch those fuckin prison shows what like the scared straight now that those ones whether they talk about worse presence in the country and that type of ship. Oh yes, in a couple of years, and you just sit there watching it go on how the fuck would I go in there and not get rate? What would my gun-

plan. He gets scared watching it in your bedroom, where women have to walk out of the house. Worried about that. That's somebody's gonna do not do so bad you too far ahead of winter, had on with a puffy ball? On top of it hold an ice gates asking for yogurt heavier. If anything, she probably thought I was fuckin gay. You don't look gay porn, I know, but when his eyes you're not much you're, not you your beard to terrorists I need to get a little more metro sexual. How not to do that. We would switch sweat pads on do you are a mess. Everybody yeah! That's what you want. My parents, my beard actually falcons, does everything in a book and not? What do I dont like the pretty girl who can't be approached with a question, because all these guys hit not me? It's it's awful and you know something that got especially the blonde one who went like shook her head, like what she's gonna be a nightmare. She's a fuck,

nightmare for some future guy, I'm telling you she's a nightmare should already selfish it's over what? If she just knows what she wants and we're nodded This is the thing. Do you actually allowed like how old you think they were probably twenty one. Twenty two years, Twenty one! Twenty two year old met a girl. My age, not even a one way shake it all. Out of my letter, ruin like you were driving down the Calgary she ruined. I got the rocky mountains on the right hand, side of the coin, you're just still call your corner account the hallways father, the shit out of me. It was like why you? Why would you ask me? How would I know do you realize how funny that is that they did that to us, like were big, yet it really made us feel, like shit, it's fuckin hilarious? If you look at it, it bother. The whole time is because you want get frozen, yogurt did how funny would it be if we chased him down- and I don't know-

frozen yogurt with sugar. Free gummy benefits are still all natural. Now organic goobers. How great would it be We chased him down and I just walked up to her and I got you know something. You hurt my feelings just fuck employed throughout Europe, but feel it's just wanted yogurt by the way people listening near this last week. You know just trying to kill, just trying to make jokes, then I go out he might be towards this fuckin long year is we were doing the Dangerfield. Having tell you gotta freedom, I love you, you know, so we will do that and what's that went away that got old somewhere along the line you started doing it you. I did say really sentimental shit to me and then pretending like you were crying and the matches became like the running joke. You started laughing and then you're, just like you gonna do. I state do their crimes. So now we'll just go up and like you, be like hey man, I'm tired, but do you know why then what hang, what you on the road has been great

you're, the only one. I thought it was common tag. It that's the best thing bill would come in check and I was you know what you're going to say, but it's been. It's been fuckin. Wonderful for my anger. I want to try to do that when I get home until a tunnel Come crying men, it's fuckin collapse, such stories we going to eat and we have this a penal waiter, right by the way I like to play games where I saw how, where we ve said Emma Jane, was a counter. It was evident Yosemite, So I like to do this thing were sometimes I like to fuck with people saw just get on a phone inoculate bill go along with it and will be in an of eight or nine or what, torture and my bill just look. What happens like I said, like parole officer called, and he said because all they worked up instantly Burgos. Yet what about that your tape, icon on other citizens admissible and like MIT, the guy that there's a stranger there right. Sometimes I break out laughing so we built

Did you get a little emotional guy? So we turned this crying thing. We do it like. This is great right. We tend to turn that into doing it in public. So we have this filipino waiter right and the whole guy. I was greatly was talking to us and at the end I just go. He goes your bill, and I got I just want to say so and I kept the demonstrate face like you, ve been a great weight or man, and I put my hand on his fuckin arm. You know you put in the waters. Just Abril just looks on those. He gets Lou because low emotional, you know, but it's been measles guided! No at the vote. I had no because he was so fuckin polite. Any was from the Philippines so easily, we don't jump right, imperfectly, deaf when he gets a little emotional could not but Billy it bring. The waters are due to hear he was freaked out. That's a new game on the road you at the best one I gotta say the best one was at the airport. Yesterday we, the airport yesterday and bill, starts busting. My balls about my laundry goes version

sixteen days in your carrying you, no dirty shocks and underwear I go. Do I go. I bought new ones in order. Already ones are tied up tight in in a plastic bag and bilges goes just took your emotions. I thought I could not law, I could walk and I had to stop point might have thought the bag. I jagged, because we were laugh and solve our daily work. Star makes it makes its fire great is driving to manage, and not so once a year, because don't you see a guy get emotional like that? knock. I want somebody rise it's over like when I go on afterwards and I'm taking pictures with people stuff. I would come It goes. You say I gotta, you know I've seen a lot of people. NL during the picture. Think what you gonna be one of the best guys guys she's gone. Would you stop? of doing their wives are gonna go nuts. The first thing I want, I see, stays and you

your wife, we're just gonna. Go it's been so long, somewhat value that you set it up. We're talking, like you, gotta start off normal, like that you're gonna say something really sentimental too so they're almost. Rang and then you cry with ruins their crime, and I swear to God. You get slugged than the shoulder which is. Are you really want twenty minutes in a tape? All you know timely flies. What they want put itself This is probably only funny to us, but I don't give a shit fry. It with your friends now plucked out of the game is called. He gets motion of a just walk into a bar. Just have one French started hit, not a woman and then and then the other friends gotta go along gap and then just starts well enough and then the other guy goes. I'm sorry, you just get emotional he's gonna. Let the other person deal with thirty one at that airport. We walked up tat, lady at the car, the little fuckin I sound gum, whatever the hell it is. Will you have the aim of the biggest night I broke area?

neither one of the biggest condoms you got. It was the biggest size kind of you have. I turned around a walk, the one you turn around a walk away and I just staring at her and biting my tongue as hard as I can tell you that laugh and then I just burst out laughing and said what and then, when you, what you repeat it you ve decided to try to point. I lost you lost a walk away. Power plants struck out here. You know one of my favorite things in this business was Opie from the Albania thingy show. Was he had this thing that he would do when guys would start crying when they were play? Audio yeah I got was found in its timing, was perfect. Every time someone would be talking like retiring from sport, like one might Schmidt Retired, which is its view, difficult to watch you strike, you know teaches, was ending as thirty. Eight years ago a little boy began a journey to play. The wonderful gave a pace or ever the opium please go: oh boy my favorite, always oh boy, it always may have

Nobody wants to see a man just completely billion is I can watch a guy cry, if something terrible is have just don't try to talk while you're crying? Now that's the thing the talk and then bursting out into crisis. Let your shoulders go, Boucher, Fuckin cry, but don't fall for the love of God, A man you gonna, try and manage the crime private. You do that the shower you do in the shower. I call my son was born. I would like to decry economic what are you talking about and then what my son was born at all later and I went home to go get stuff for my wife in the hospital. I sat on the couch and I didn't like weep I just got back. I didn't weep. What I got emotional but love just bricks, newsdealer caused by yourself and, as usual, stupid- is completely unacceptable use. Your think report just did

Dorothy affect its unacceptable. Do on it completely how you're right, I don't wanna talk into it right to talk into it, that's that the final about quietness you now. Can I always do this to me. You know your way. Who is up, try my best and it's spoken over whenever my friends die. I've had so many good, I just cried the shall be ass right though I asked the girl we ask: alright I'll show you crying bizarre that water, on your face, hunting with no, we asked, illegal. What would you do if you do start a cry like if it was its? Nobody die if a dude- and you were just argue just bad Danny, just out of bed. Then you got into any broke down a cry. She goes here of over over. Get the fuck away from Europe. For this some women. They think that they want to see that party you that'll get. What that is to them is that's their total conquest.

You know when you bang a girl, the ass, you saw yeah. I got this shit, I'm fucking their version of Jesus Bill FUCK, their version of that is is if they can get used to be. So vulnerable around them that you cry and then it's one of those thanks. It's always like when the crowd screams out a job they already heard. They think they want to hear it again. Then you tell it like. It is good that the same thing is that yet you say somebody you said something about like if a burglar comes in, if you cry in front of a woman, all her mind is what is the perfect comes out this fucking guy? Not over? You can't cry you strip, a woman, a security. If you can In front of her, I think I'll take a crowd of, I think my wife, so yeah, that's a good! That's what it is you stripper of her security does not just like this fuckin, this fund rice which at baby sleeping next every night. You know yet it's over in Ireland. He are. You just reminded us of pull over sweat around you're walking around and then she

max you what're, you gonna cry birch earlier. You saw me yet spoken overdue, beginning that you have you ever cried alone. Listen to do so or like not cry, but have you ever been like I've completely broken down October three cars just weeping uncontrolled with about my. Like languages only totally cry known. I definitely tiered up This initiative, as an artist at some point you you're gonna, have to go to those emotions you need you need to be. You need me to the instrument. I am I What was the once like? I had this weird thing where I stop crying at some point. I don't know why. I stop crying and got mad moment when I got hurt. My brother beat the shit out of me. You know that with its most decrying, beaches are at the end of it, but I wasn't cry

I didn't from one time. Winter. But my brother's bigger me no buzz biggest great big. That like- and I remember I said I said if you for- can take my clothes again. If you take my clothes it he did it every day. He would go into my we take my belt, you take my clothes and I come home and it gets into the boy ban and I need to go. I need to go out right angle mom. If he does it again, I'm fuckin hit number my mob guy. You know you to any one time. I need really needed a shirt and I'm fuckin throwin should through the house and he gets out of his friends. Carly starts walk in and he's got it on and I fuckin snap and I ran mother was there I jump on. I started punch, you know and he stood a bet. He just goes. What you mean you all the brother crying, oh, my younger brother is bigger than but he didn't know

What do we got solve said that you just go and looked around if you he was so angry that something needed to come out and you just got Where did you feel bad? You start. I can't just walk away and you know we left about it afterwards, but do not have now. Is that he's a fucking a bit kid? But you know my mama, the opposite yet little brother, my Now you're, not my mom says she went to her. She went to a funeral once and everybody was there and everybody was crying and she was overwhelmed with emotion that they had to fuck and dragged her out. She said she had a more one of the most embarrassing things happen to her, where she said she uncontrollably laughed because they said that that can happen. Sometimes so she sitting She's sitting there in everybody's crying like she went up and she could not stopped laughing. Unlike she and I said while ago, and she was a poor, I just don't know she was. I could not stopped laughing and I had to walk me out and like any decisions on yes, she said because the emotions or sound bites that they said Rebecca happen, sometimes we're just

She didn't know what to do so. Instead of just breaking down, she went the other way and just couldn't couldn't further Santo acumen. Like will protect you really like this, where they don't get. Sometimes comics make fuckin horrific jokes about some bad event made good jokes. Yet it's about a horrific events. So they go. That's so fuck em it's a defence mechanism itself, to my mind, is it my mom is a sweetheart who felt bed and her emotions just went the other way and she was Paul, I felt so that they can control myself control myself. I hate to say this: could somebody law somebody, but there was if there was video of that? Oh, my god, I thought I was dead, so I stumbled around ten or eleven. I didn't cry for years years, and years years and I didn't cry until a friend of mine killed himself and even then I was set an anxious now I went. I was in the bathroom once again yeah. It was in there and I remember I started try and then I started thinking like wild cry and I'm crying a long time and I stopped because a lot of because I stop thinking about the do, kill himself.

Yeah. I want ten years without a cry, and then I heard what was it or yogurt bears? now, I think you might have almost and might have almost always bore you know, might have almost that's that's acceptable. I guess it's acceptable back in the day, just

away rewrite smoking a cigar. I had a great time and various other than when I went down to the poor. They got out of it.

Pull up down. That's me, in July had who spent killing in front of me, the lovely, NEA and causes it were hanged doesn't mean it were hanging out down the pool and they do in the usual shit. You know if you are right. Had any go down in the pool like Egypt, you just ask for it. People all look out. Why you are, you know, like I'd, never noticed it's like I'm fucking around myself. I've been around myself since sixties, the late sixties. I know what I mean. If I ever forget how white I am there's always somebody there remind me, so you ve noticed your skin tell what am I met taking floating upon my body rights of these people. Up with those tomorrow, the poor, my god, I want to go in a pool. I do want to go in a fuckin pool

Did I do like why you wanna go the poor. You know like as a fuckin look look at these people. Look at me, look at him and your game you're. Getting give. You know what you take a bath, without with any one of the people that you see here, these fuckin just masses of human bigs. There's not of chlorine and a fuckin pool to kill whatever the fuck there. Ragging Napoleon, always let I finally end of going to the poor. Then everybody made How white my fuckin alabaster chest was done had to stay in the shade of the now the lifeguards chair, you know, yet I shouted the beta professional. I can't come out states later. Half in the back it looks like a lobster right no, my little song it that's later on that night.

Anyway, so aimed at getting the fucking pool against by what I wanted to do. You know, and then I get out of the full first of all, For my age, I am an absolutely phenomenal top shelf shape right. I gotta tell you the fuckin, just Dutch deaf fuck that humanity that I saw poolside in LAS Vegas, the fuckin humanity. Key word: manatee, not this step or Jim gave again, I just Eliza used to use that reference and I'm pretty sure you used it. I came about a fucking used it, but if he used to describe add pale torso merrily pale border. Whatever the fuckin shit, I saw the side of the house

was dead on that. Oh, my god He's only worse than seeing a tattoo come of age. You know Jesus Christ. If you get a tattoo, you better do better. Just make the mental decision that you're gonna pay ninety x for the rest of your fuckin life, because when you don't do it, I saw this down at the pool all right he had like, not only the wars, tattoos you ve ever seen in your life like the worse placement. You don't owe me like you get one like on the side of your arm up by your shoulder that looks good right on the bicep. That looks good. You know, just I'm a guy gets one right over their voice box. Like

fuck what you have surrounding that that leads into that part of the of the of the work for the peace. Whatever they call. It looks: fuckin horrible leg, tattoos, horrific horrific, so this fuckin jerk off he has basically the exact sort of like tribal thing that the rock has accepted, doesn't look tribal. They looked like an account. You know He doesn't work out, so just imagine if the rock was his pasty is. I will never work his life we have that same tattoo. That starts at the elbow, goes up the arm over his shoulder and covers one whole pack, but, The way this guy had done was it didn't covers hall pack, it came swinging in and went right above is his men nipple, so all that all of that is like coloured in so because of the pasting

torso. Your eye is just drawn to his right. Never as is stated in the bucket pull my neck was so from shaking my head. It people it was. It was absolutely falconer reforge right. So so, anyway, I go back up to the I got back up to the hotel room right enough, make sure that I'm all shipshape for my God. Damn show and I put on the news- and what are they end up doing a story about they start doing a story about the amount of awe fecal matter found in public pools right after I just gotta have a goddamn pull. You know, and I know people always think I'll stay away from, The kids stay away from the Kitty pool right stay away from that they always blame the fucking kids. Will you know something.

Have to see what I saw a pause, you know they weren't a lot of kids in their bright guarantee. But you gotTa Cola. I know this is fucking disgusting, but people you basically bathing it was even more fucked up is. Is Vegas is just like you know. People. Lie in from all over the world you taken of Fuckin AIDS bath. Yet all with a shot of fuckin. Now what the hell was that shit that came out but a kill people so fast that just burned out every just ran into the woods. The fuck was that ship called Christ. I can't remember a bowler, That's it with a shot of a bull or whatever food poisoning. I don't know what it is a salmonella shower, whatever the fuck, you want to call it, I'm done with public pulls. The only pool I love us. Women again is my pool if I ever get one or the pool of some hot check that I want to fuck and bank, as I have news from

that's the only way it's gonna go out other than that you know I'll. Just go out. Just go. Take a bath. That way, I'm out of the sun you'd olitic, couple of vitamin e pills. Whatever the fuck did you get from the sun other than skin cancer? I'm done with it. You know in America needs to implement after years and years of calling the french people smelly, you know that's gonna, like the thing when we went over to France and save their ass for the second time last century await than we do at once. Did at one time right, like you, fucker, remember so many ways we boys made fun of the french father. They smell fee of watchdog, bugs Bunny growin up men. You saw popular appeal if you noticed.

Friend Jack said you know, that's the kind of shit you could get away with today because of our political correctness. I guess they basically saying that you know that they stuck but I'll. Tell you one thing with the French have when it comes to hygiene over Americans are right is the day all right. I can guarantee you if I ever go swimming in a public pool. Again, it's gonna be friends. I a bunch of Americans. I've been over England. I never saw but day over the Euro a day basically a car wash for your asshole. You know it leaves you fail and refreshed puts a fuckin smile on your face and evidently a French, so fuckin happy you forget to put our deodorant, but I'll tell you right now you can jump in a pool I bet than I did, but then I talk about that shit over there

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