Hey, what's goin on is Bill Byrne for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday Monday morning, podcast it just check in on you. Just checking just checking in to see how you doin how's life in your part of the world, Wherever you rat hope, life is good with you. I owe pile instead, you wanna have happened, are happening and when they happened, it actually leads you what the said to happiness rather than getting it being like. I still feel the fuckin same. What That's the point. Of that fruitless personnel then actual expression that I use correctly fruit. This pursuit, Fruitless pursuit You go up to see. That's just like all we went out. We look for some fruit, we didn't get it. Let's find the origin of that origin back in

day. Quakers would go out and they would pursue fruit, fruitless. fruit syndrome,. Got there so many jobs here I could be making that you can't make any more bullets legacy of fruitless pursuit origins. Fruitless, pursued a gathering. Jesus Christ. What is this? Is this a fuckin fuck do. I look up fruitless pursuit and I have a look of one of the worst dress couples. I've ever seen in my fucking life. I give up fruitless pursuit. I imagine. Maybe you went out To go gather some food and he came back. Afterwards, right with nothing, Jesus You know, if I wasn't so fuckin lazy. I would delete all this. I apologize for whatever the hell. I just said for less forty seconds I usually It dumb ship were like

when I'm actually googling something as I'm doing it like it becomes even dumber. What was that dumber than what you actually do? I don't know all I know is the brilliance loss to the capitals to two one but Taylor, sport in o t, so we got three entry overtime against the Islanders, the ruins. all of a sudden, with the addition of Taylor Hall, all of a sudden, now having two legitimate lines, all of a sudden now looking as though they could make a legitimate run to the Stanley CUP final. I've loved every second of that as gonna keep an eye on that, and the Celtic says I'm studying for the frequent. check right here, which I don't fuck. It won't take this goddamn thing I just I just keep every day, I'm walking down, walk. Today I learned about- de and and s ideas you down what those debates yeah. You know me obstacle:

partial procedures in sub standard instrument depart. Who says what s idea. you know I find if you just try and memorize it. It just doesn't stick the factual. Look it up, and I watch videos and I understand exactly what the fuck it is. It makes sense Obstacle departure procedures, step bite when you get to the departure end, the runway, you need to be thirty five feet at least thirty January thirty five feet the AIR Subway data. Then you q, you climb to four hundred feet. before you make your first turn so like I don't, I don't know, there's some sort of obstacles That penetrates dead zone there's another way. You do this all of this shit, so I just was looking at it watching it. and it is, is dry as it sounds yet. Also. Really fascinating

Billy fastening all at the same time, What is worse, stand for wide area imitation system Jesus anyway, but I've been doing all right, man. I feel, like you know,. and finally do some fuckin productive work on myself, for I have not snapped I started to ah Why did I went over this fucking you mom and pop like computer place, because I have the complete climate computer screen for fucking ever. and I have the I have the juice and this to do what I just don't have the proper towel cloth. So I go over the mom and pop place because I don't want to go into a superstore right. I don't want to do it. But I saw I go over there and for like the fort,

Fifth time I've tried to go over there. It's been closed. And I got out of the corner: start have meltdown. I walked up, it says where open, but the gates across it, and I like you by mass garlic, please. We're gonna be fattened shipment. I read the hours they closed at whatever time it all after I got there, and I was just like fucking caught up in my life and I just stopped. The old me. What about every time we will be looking at me, the parlour I brought it down. I was ice literally said out loud. I dont want to get mad about this. I walked my car I'm not gonna lady rather deliberately got in my car I count to ten, I said a beautiful wife I get to build. Kids

I got a splash about pool and welcome state support. You do a cannibal unit, break it tailbone a right, but it is a poor light brown I'm not most shaved adjust, Not upset satisfied with what it does our rights, a giant. It's a big bathtub. That's outside. So my car and I I drove away. I said you know a bucket. I've tried Five times this place, I'm going to the superstore; ok, So I go into the superstore at it is a superstore is a store and it is super. It's amazing. You walk in there and there is so much shit. You literally forget But you were gonna, buy as you're just grabbing shit off the shelf like a fuckin grizzly bear, so I went in there got one I you know I I I.

Say that a lady I got your high anyone was class. Did all those claw things, you know you use the worse when you don't know what the fuck the name of it is taking on when you computer screen gets all dirty and then you spray the stuff on it as a special clause that she's tat gap get what you want to do is go to computer section. So go when I got to go, she go down there and you hang left right and I look and it looks like it was at least a quarter of a mile. Like, I was standing next to shirts and way at the end of this aisle I saw produce like that's how fuckin biggest always and I said MA: am there that's a long way down I? What, at what point. what am I gonna see when I go to make my left here. And she's, like all you're gonna, see the greeting carts ice and she laughed. She goes yeah, go to the grating cards and make a left, I say fight, so I go out and make a left Go away down the store and then

Get to the Fucking computer section and there's just nobody there, so I always like. Ok and I start looking around chargers headphones gaming systems- I accessories, and I can't fucking find it and there's nobody there, and this is usually when I would start flipping out talking skeleton crews, and they said nothing to do with covered as to the fact that these fuckin assholes have Employee forever, thousand feet a Fuckin square space I actually just start like you know, be hilarious. If I do started yelling like screaming, like was in paint. I just like. Until somebody came over so it's matter, I'm not that just wasn't anybody here to help me. Doesn't it

We call those cloths, you know just go right into it and not even address that. I just did what I saw They decided not to do that, and Instead I ended up. I can't be any I'll and I saw somebody wearing the vest. That was the same. Color is the sign. So I'm like they gotta work here right? bad on the blue, vest you know what this lan like way. This is a crip. What am I doing, am I say the wrong thing, and disrespect this person right. So I come up. Embrace I'm gonna, do it some of the lady comes walkin in it. Does the scared me, like you, It was clearly close like this is a parking spot. It was my pockets, but she took my guy right now. The way I would have been muttering behind my mask. You know you're my report,

What is this? How feminist you fuck unfair world there I'll get, because your fuckin woman, you can do this because you know there's nothing. I can do already done that shit, but I didn't when our she's going to ask questions and she's a female, so there's gonna be a lot of em. And I'm just gonna stand here until this is over and I, states about? Ninety percent of us, it's scary, go fuck and he was done actually cause. He went over any help me out and I found it I could take. I start wandering around. You know. I grabbed the dishwashing, listen liquid, that I needed an end right there I was done. You know I grabbed a couple of tee shirts. You know nondescript, you know teacher. Right, one of those once it when it wears out. You don't give a fuck. because it doesn't say the thing you were doing when you got it. You know. I swear, I'm really big aren T shirts. I don't have anything on the thickets,

No emotional attachment to whatsoever like I've for the longest time just wanted to go through life dress like Malcolm Young,. it just seems, like you know,. The rock version of of Albert Einstein body he just wore the same thing every day like Malcolm I just had a fucking genes, a. Colored t shirt now nothing written on it Jane jacket, if there was a little bit of a breeze, but that was it. The guy did that four forty fucking years on the road and he seemed to do pretty good bright so anyway, I go all the way around and I end up soon I end up in the kitchen area and I see this little waffle maker for like little to make little many waffles. And my daughter, absolutely loves waffles, and when I make my make em all like I'll fuck, make waffles. I give a shit what time data's

She comes in, she asked me if you know we emphatically I'll have many afternoon. Obviously, Breakfast so I see they make these little many once. My daughter really likes, you know what I'd do the mixer she likes doing it herself, you don't mix, up and help me out bring the stool over and all that so I'm looking at this going like how adorable would it be if I one of these little many waffle make attacks right. I'm doing classic. Thank you don't owe me. It's funny as you move through one of those superstores. It's like going from one neighbourhood to another. You know me. It's not like the neighborhood. You wanna be ass, bad neighborhood this now and I'm looking for, but before waffle maker. Hey I'm obscene obscene glass What am I seen here on traffic are some seed bicycles and when the rub, the rough are the store, take a picture. I said to my wife and she Ass, she said I really bought it for and.

Normally downward a piss me off I remember that stupid how stupid I live life be, like you know, yeah, I was gonna, get caught, cushion to cushion the right course. You already fucking cascade, judge you fucking, partly by right away, flip damage not does that not doing that. Ok, that's adorable, It's gonna get her into cooking and one of the nicest things you can do for somebody's cup for right self. That's why I don't care. So anyway, I get all this shit right, thereby so I bought some food. Didn't I yet, but a loathing cookies. I came in there to get this fucking cloth. dishwashing liquid about to tee shirts. I bought a bag of cookies. I know it was other shit I bought some sponges kissing, never have enough sponges. to tee shirts sponges cycle.

Fuck it annoying Christmas, son and the fog and cloth to wipe my computer right. So I go up there and they get the self. God. I don't do that shit like fuck you. I don't work for you. If I do you Fuck, it pay me some standing in line. I get behind. This lady. She is a cherry, fuckin, Cathy and I can do work and there is engaging it's like stop Humoring her just get to then I find you say you know what factors. This is upsetting me. I don't want to get upset. You know what I'm gonna go over to the self checkup fuck it I go over. There show up, I just say: fuck it and I start scanner chip and you know what Ghana shit and I hate to say this- I enjoyed it. I would it cause. I no longer had to listen to that's fucking Idiot Roy.

In her goddamn yap trying to show how much personality she has whatever the fuck it is, she was doing. trying to win the the the most gregarious customer of the day, Fucking Award now it turned around. This is the shit. pisses me. I, like lack of empathy, that there's people behind you. They don't give a fuck about your story, what they give Talk about, is you shut up? Can you shit out? He had done little plastic, fuckin basket. Putting it on the fucking car at some point, she was looking in her. She goes well. I can get that for less you, I'm gonna What's the number like she's gonna make a phone call any idea what was going on? so I go that enough scan and all of that shit. I put it in the thing. it took two seconds.

was a great experience after all these years, a fuckin shit on that thing, I'm still not unobserved sole cause. I know I'm workin for free, but I thought the upside is, I don't have to stand behind some shithead running their YAP. Not giving a fact that there is now six people bind you right. They gave a drive down the street and there's somebody just like. They don't pull over the side of the road. They just stop. And then you behind him- and I do like the wave around its acute even inch over you didn't put your Blake around. You can put your has around you, find them when you fuck and be better they the fucking Nerd nerve to look at you like what what what did you do know what's right, So long story short, I do all of this bullshit. I didn't snap had a great fucking time.

no experience self check out wasn't as bad as I thought it got me. wave from their broad who's. Gonna piss me off. I get on Fuckin unpack everything and, as I'm unpacking it unlike wait a minute wisdom computer club with the little spray blood I put in the Basque I dont remember, scheme I fucked up. I don't know if it was in the bottom and I didn't see it. I don't know what it was, but a dove. Demain fucking reason that I went to this, A damn superstore it up in a self check out thing that I hate it. Fuckin snatch it, oh, I didn't get upset the fuckin store right. I get home and I don't have the thing. The main reason why I went out. I don't have that thing and guess what I didn't give a shit. I said, are you gotta be kidding me really. My mother law was over, I said, do you believe I did that and she laughed

And I just said: oh well, I guess I'll go back tomorrow, so they go. There's hope not what fire fighting knows, I tell the story where I didn't get anger angry. I still s and I still have a lot of anger for that. Lady. I would say you know. Set that she's telling the story- it's just that it's socially unacceptable for me to be like lady, for the love of God, this six people behind you. I e a hidden on the guy. Just get a number. What are you doing? you dont use single argue. But you are I can bet you are, who fuck wants to stand around listener that yap. You bet a locked something down so before your love skull. Lady I'll tell you that right now, there's nobody and I mean I actually can't say that some He does.

somebody's gonna, look at her one day and have a little many heart attack and just fall in love with their own. They re. What are you? What are you? What are you What was it about? she just never shut the fuck up, and I love everything: the endless stream of shit that just comes out of her mouth, adjust it just it bring. Peace to my heart, like somebody's gonna, fall in love with then, and I I need, if I'm really gonna grow as a person. I need to respect it. So, ironically, I dont have a meltdown, but I come home and my daughter was just fuckin Evan. All kinds of a meltdown right. Been watching a little bit too much of the fucking tv and shit. I come. Let us go outside right bikes, because I don't want to Let's ride bicycles, okay, can you goes ok? Can you take me to the park like I can't it's rush hour at the time we get over to come on feed. You put your bed,

so she has a friggin meltdown. She doesn't want to go outside, takes like ten minutes to get a shoes on and I think it might have one she gets up like she'll be fine. She just meltdown meltdown meltdown, melt down our down a grudge melt down she, while she just sitting there and I'm writing the bite. Thinking, ok, I'll, write, a bike and maybe she'll jumpin doesn't job And finally, I in writing the bike, and then she tells me that I owe her an apology and, like I didn't, do anything wrong. I just ask you to play with me right bikes and she dead. How come home. Sometimes I have to do You want me to do. I wanted I d, why don't you tell me what to do? I don't want some like, oh my god, this like me in that superstore, I wanted to use the self check up. Why do I have to work for free, so I kind of respected what she was saying. I was like look as I'm your father. You know I've lived the little more life than you and I know I know what's good for you.

This is. Why can I watch tv? I go catch you gonna get dumb and fat. I mean I. Tell her I tell it like it is: that's, what's gonna happen you can be, a dumb fatty just sit and watch TV. So. Finally, we have to get inside I just say to Hell with it, we don't ride based we get inside she still having a meltdown and all that stuff go. Why don't you just go in your room and laid out because I asked I go? Did you take a nap today? She said yes, but she laid down I will go and then just laid out. She goes. I want you to come in there with me, so I say fine, so I go in I laid out she's Lena. I'm lying on the floor and. I don't like three minutes later. She is like just passed out. Totally passed out and I was like art and I waited till she It's really asleep, and then I just snuck out.

And I put on a little movie, called Thunderbolt Lightfoot starting then he would and Jeff bridges. George Kennedy I am, I have not seen this movie and forever. It's on Hulu. With this system acts appendix Did you gotta? Get that attachment thrown on to add I forgot how funny Clint Eastwood was. You know he made a lot of funny movies when I was growing up, but you know or somewhere, unlike. After all, the unforgiving. when he went on yet another like Oscar Terror, whatever. He was making your God baby, got now aware that guy baby, million a baby. You speak at all these those tapes, movies, and you know what, has grown up.

These killin everybody? I just make. You laugh use either. It was either ride north in orangutan, tan ourselves, a tank array. Ten or fuckin blow when somebody's brains out Needless to say,. He's been one of my favorites forever, so I put that movie in. And I just watch that. I came out here did my podcast in as far as I know, my daughter is still sleeping poor thing to get all fuckin. Overwhelmed whatever he's a good kid. already we got. Let's do worse do some rates here. I could find where this is, listen to the others, this week's episode it's not up yet of anything better. The park as I do with poverty poverty? try to convince me too,

Netflix neutral crime hit. The son of SAM and Ache He does his best to They convinced me because they have like a new this. New theories out there That he didn't act alone and blah blah blah blah blah and all this shit and as much as I wanted to believe what he was saying. This is also a man who, when he watched Curtain Courtney like four, ten days straight. I could not convinced that man that Courtney Love did not murder Kurt Kobe, Was convinced the man convinced our let me do some reach here. I'm all right look forward is everybody's might bookie at a fuck, you dog? baseball and basketball season are long and went up to.

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like terrified of the fact that I'm never going to get fucked up again, because you know. I don't know because it's fun I said it. There's like Few times like, I really wanna like just. I don't know I wanna get fucked up because I'm stressed, and I think I need a drink in. That's, usually that's the wrong reason drink. Then this the times it's like. I don't have anything to do and I ES, thank you know how fact, because I really said no to a lot of shit, I'm starting to do that now, so I could be more relaxed that peace, fuck no one fact: I've just talk to somebody on the phone they said You sound happier be sound, relax more relaxed

cigarettes assumptions working here. yeah. I would lie to you, there's a few things that I really think about It's funny, as I always think about them,. doing them alone. To that's. What's hilarious and you know they always say like. the of you drink alone. That's a bad day to do this shit alone. It's a bad thing! It's like there's other theories. It's like or you don't. Maybe you know you have fun That is a kid. Never you're alone, you a safe, so you kind of like being alone there is that you know More time talking of my body, Derosa our Draken allowed, because I loved reckon alike I fuckin loved to I love it. I loved it. I didn't feel any shame or anything like that. I could just sit there and entertained myself. I would think funny thoughts, chuckled myself, Mason

And at this point, kids shit: I really enjoyed it but I am afraid. The same way, if I ever dessert than I've been eat bad for like a week, if I dont immediately have a fuckin salad. Yet there was away from eight two just like go out. You know do it and then just not. Do it again for well sort. thinking of tonnage. I'm an experiment with that view is like don't Oh I don't do it now drinking I've, stone and the streak. You know, coming up. Unlike nine hundred days, I believe. A few days right, some taken, Like you know, I got my bodies come out here Smoking a cigar, since February I smoke cigars and January February. I didn't ok March April. So it's too too I don't smoke. This month, so I'll be up three months to to

And then showed you not just for the excitement of it all tied up you up if everybody guessing amato my fucking mind. try a right. What do you want wants me? Ok, right! That's the park! Yes, here, just little quick. How far are you like me are you trying to figure out why you're so fucked up. that's what I'm doing anyway. I agree we can you. Can we got a little bit of music here, picked out by the great Andrew families and afterward? Well, the bonus half our special the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday, podcast. You know if you're, in line in a suit restore you know. Glance over your shoulder. Ok see what's behind you. You know you don't have to, but it be nice if you just shut the fuck up and make it happen. The fucking hammering.

Even when I pulled out of the superstore. Fucking guy and forty be right. He's got his car sticks to carded, and then you gotta, you guys scan the sale slip to show the paid for some. So you know the parking free. I can sit there like he's waving a flag. like somebody like you. Don't you ever see a sorry a guy. Deanna drag race, an illegal one. There's somebody like our waves, the flag, the fuckin, get you going. he's wave and the receipt like that? I can't pick it up. and I'm just sitting there. Looking at it Damn hand connected to. Stupid arm connect, To that body that has that fuckin hard drive sit right at the top of his head. I remain a gigabytes, but the guide on another computer guy, but it just was enough. Big and thick. They all fuckin laptops where that's what it's fuckin head was like and I'm just sit there. Looking at this guy.

and finally get to work I pulled up the gate, barely went down, the current. I stuck the thing out, though, that the the thing for my shit and I left half the goddamn basket is example. This guy moronic went right back up and get it Even tell you, House

period, I felt in that moment Idiot our peoples outside the one that will mean banning it faded and is built or, and it's the Monday morning, podcast from Monday made thirteenth two thousand

Thirteen, how why has it go? It may Thirteenth two thousand thirteen lot at thirteen two prestigious. Do you think thirteen's an unlucky number? Let me ask you this: why? Why do you think it's unlucky, because you were told that, from the day you were born, you now stay weapon at thirteen to fuck it bad egg, really yeah! It's it's a number that thirteen you can't get to forty You yourself, fuckin childish, said, is like all these hotels with eight. They, they call the thirteenth floor. The fourteenth floor, like you, were, on the thirteenth floor. I don't give a shit what you call it. You start call it an apple in orange, I bite it thought it still fuck an apple.

I don't understand like to think that I will never get past is how fuckin childish adults are that you know these hot. These fuckin hotels had been I have a thirteenth floor because this so many fucking people that believe in that horse shit that they literally will they won't. I don't want to stay on the thirteenth floor. Why cause you're worried the fourteenth floors, gonna collapse onto it. You stupid Fox. You know your kills me now build what killed. Well I'll tell you, God, dammit! What kills me is how, because of the dollar, these fuckin people think they d pander tour. Do it I want to get a Roman, the hotel? Ok, we got thirteen o six. I can't stand the thirteenth floor. I can't stay. I need another floor, thirteen so lucky

They do they give another floor. You know right. Data should be like listen. Why don't you fucking grow up. When you think we use a less great of of quality, concrete Let me make that floor. You asshole, you know what like you, we don't want. You stated this hotel. I honor, you know it's like tat. Guy. up in Toronto right May police fan. Who made the Toronto stronger sign and take the amount outrage on that. It's like how older people YO. Don't get upset by that debate one of our side, you know looking at the guy like what you think, he actually supports the terrorists like how fuckin older people drives me up.

wall eyes. I saw that I didn't see the sign someday tweeted to me that they know that but made that sign in and made me laugh. because I know what he meant. I know he doesn't support the fuckin terrorists. You know what happened was that Boston Strong, came about because those attacks and then the bridge started wherein it enough. You see Pictures machine in those guys. What's his boss is wrong. It can also morphs tinted with saying that our team stronger than your team- that's all it is a matter of mega lady. The ribbon was a little far all right, but what the fuck can we just three adults it stopped. It gets stuck it fuckin, outraged obscene. We, I gotta, stop doing that this most annoying.

they never get a number of you become adults, ok and stop having outrage over absolute fucking balls and may be habitable. Salted affects you, fucking life, like these banker, cuts yellow the ones. You give your check to every week were robbed. You fuckin blind, gave outrage about that. How about that instead of a fuckin sign or pink socks. Get out get out where you pick, you don't support I'll. Just go fuck yourself. Sorry,. Jesus, what I'll do that all come from? You know why cause it's may thirteenth, that seven seven's lucky can somebody from for the love of fucking. God. Tell me why seven lucky and dont even tell me Because it winds and the first rollin craps, because after that, if you don't role it, then you eat you fucking

crap out on more time than the not. Why is seven lucky because a Bert Jones, what the fuck was Joe ties, nor was any number seven. He got his leg fuckin, she added do get it fuck in Sheer headed Joe Seismic with that fuckin that one God Damn bar across here. I don't know it's not an unlucky day and if we have Friday the thirteenth bad things come in threes, how old. When are you gonna, fuck and grow up and grabbed the steering wheel, yell and just stop letting the car float around. And you ve living your whole life through fate, I fuckin eight when people paying people are going for something

I'll, get it and then they just all you know, I guess it wasn't meant to bay. Was it meant to be you just fuckin it up It is far from it up with the air like a bunch of fucking confetti, that's life. How about, if you didn't fuck it up, it wouldn't would have been meant to be. You know, I ought to fuck I'm talking about here anyway, I'm in Boston, Massachusetts right now and I'm gonna go to the game tonight. Games seven dealing happy thing about it: it's got, seven gains, but I've I've learned to be idle This is how the bronze do at this year. They take the first two pair it's off, and then they decide to start playing on earlier this year. They play the first two periods, they'd score two goals and then.

Reality would gradually tied up, and then we blues and Overtime Belmont, almost frustrating years is a fan. I still love. I still support him, but you know I'm a fucking know what I saw my version, but I called gains. For I know yesterday I tweeted that thing. You know I'm trying to help give the Bruin something positive. I said the Toronto son was gonna, say Blue J Sore Leafs fall. But if you really look at my tweet after games, warm following went up three games to want. Why said, the series is an over. I don't want to go back to Toronto to run. Doesn't deserve to be down three games to one and I got all that shit from Fuckin Bruins fence dear, do you know what I'm talking about now? I will you ignoring that that serious couldn't have easily bent to the two? If not three one, the other way you know and not to take any

no way from Terranova when you don't fuckin show up ready to play in the in the play I play ass. You know what do you think's gonna happen? you don't fuckin turn it up a notch until the final ten minutes, the game. What fucking kills me? whenever they do that, then they go out any score. A goal, I know what it is. I loved the ruins much to ever say that I don't think that they have what it takes this year, but as what they can do it. You know I feel like Toronto was played more consistently. They shit the bed game one without doubt, but other than that play great gave to gain three. We kind of gotta, but they didn't play bad and gave for was a fuckin classic.

and then I don't know what we put there were the last to gaze escaped around like we're out there. The ice Capades like maybe this is a game we can close em up so, but I have faith, I people do it and I think there are actually gonna fuck. It may become out with the same intensity that they had the final ten minutes the last to gain. I hope they do, or else we're gonna lose, and you know what we're gonna we're going to. One hundred percent deserve it da I d, eight Toronto. Whether fence is always a couple of country. People on Twitter, In general I like em and actually went till Bronze Toronto game a few years ago. I liked him up there and I congratulate since a thank you to the auto senators for knock out the hated halves? to replace the gave wanting to totally enjoy watching all the canadian fans filing out of it building and you know what they didn't sum of dead, but there's always fair one. France, but I gotta tell you I would actually yeah. I was impressed by eighty two. Eighty four,

I presented. They have spent stayed there and, in the end, even other loosen like six to one they all got up, gave the team a standing ovation sang nets. Hope it all lay a lay a lay song- and I was I get what those aroused Fettes you help each other, I know if you lose tonight, I want to tell you you have to blame the Canadians, the canadian fence Right did you guys were already in a bad way until they put that Fuckin Patrick Walk Hex on all Canada. What they did to probably the greatest gold tender who ever played the game the way they get humiliated him. And they ever learned. If they ever learned thing they don't do that sarcastic chair when their fuckin gold tat gettin shelved. Yes, always gonna, be these fuckin foresaw eaten chance spoiled fuckin brats,

the most spoiled fans. I've ever seen in my fucking life. The way that they treat their own players, it is, is horrific, alright, what they did Patrick, why not only fuck them For God knows how long put a tax on their team, what they did was so disrespectful to the game of hockey that was created in Canada. Not we have the Montreal Canadians, never one another cups and sat moment. No, The team in Canada, as one look at the Vancouver, cannot say Europe two games to not bear the broad right where they wanted a then what borrows got fuckin possess decides to bite who the fuck did you bite on the brutes? They woke up. The bear, And they proceeded to lose four of the next five gapes and Lord Stanley stay down in a lower. Forty. Eight sorry, sorry for oligarchy talk

the other Ladys out there for all the guys out there who don't watch fuck it arctic as you'd rather watch. What baseball is that which rather watch they gave her a bar gable? zero, zero yearly, yeah. Fourth, Eric really bothers day after the word, a ball outside the seventy I've pit, this battle days, elbowed out of bed Rob Baldos that'd base looks at open averse to us here. A fourth and I'll. Tell you when you look at this, Bastard skylight, you know it's just it's just Wonderful, I like so my favorite build

he's just stare out while I watch this gave its called sport? Ah, I'm sorry, I just can't I cannot get into fuckin peaceful. I tried watching the red, much your socks and so long like I didn't even poppies. The only guy left them a teen brave enough. She spent so fuckin long. Since I watched you know, it's just everybody was tested, positive, stairways analysis like looking legalism or get him out of the goddamn game, but stop telling me getting. We all excited about shit and then, four years later telling me, I didn't really count you I mean I still of baseball, but how do I watch that when playing hockey stone, you don't owe me about those Ellie kings. Right there. That's that's as sportswear. That's what I like to see. They go down to gauge none and then I look around like our we stop fucking around here and then they just

Italy turn it off, that's very impressive, concerning they want the cup last year and usually have the little hang over there so why I've done fucking happen about hockey. Let's, let's get on with the podcast here So I'm gonna go to the game here. Life now still talking about hockey and I got a good feeling there. were actually gonna. Try and now we're actually gonna. Try tonight but I would just like at this point if we could just maybe try for fuckin three periods. Actually up to our potential. We still might not win, but can we go now swinging. Can we just fucking? Do that? anyway. You something that somebody set me they're working on this microchip. That will save your memory. Scientists set template device to prison, our experiences in the brains, a group of Was researchers believe that a microchip that will help?

eight memories and damaged brains, could be implemented into human vault. tears in the next two years. I insist for the University of Southern California. Wake Force university and others have been look into the was it the hippocampus, the part of the brain that is vital informing long term memories for around a decade. Ok, in doing so. This is this is their way in these wonderful researchers at USC, awake force, as always. Hearts are in the right place, but what kills me is it as their creating this thing. I always wondered: do they sit around when they create something like this and did they ever go? the Lord, what if this falls into the wrong hands.

would have somebody like Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld. or any one of those other guys that looks like they don't even have a fuckin heartbeat. What if it fall, their hands. What are they gonna do with this shit? I'm telling you were up The way I I might not be microchips in my lifetime, but I will tell you this at some point in my lifetime and I figured they gonna. Do it Through some sort of like they're gonna scare, the fuck out of people that their babies are gonna, get kidnapped and that what they gonna do is. Eventually, they're gonna pass a law that all babies born from this day on for their own safety and their own protection will be microchips right. It's

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for him here in Boston, and are you not, I didn't realize I missed. I miss the chinese food here in Boston right and I so much of that shit. I left boss, the Massachusetts in eighteen, ninety five, ninety nine five, and at that point I got drunk so many times and ended up in a chinese food restaurant that even smell chinese food made me get sick right. So now, every time I've come back to Boston, I've always avoided it remember one night being at the last factory talking a Dane Cook and he told me he had just come back from Boston and the first thing did was he went out and got a poohpooh platter. An aid all this fuckin chinese food and I almost got sick as I was listening to chicken fingers.

Rob Rangoon all this EAST Coast Chinese, I was so fuckin sick of it and out- and I was actually laughing to myself as he was telling me the story like thinking to myself that this guy must really love Chinese for you now and then I realized that he doesn't drink like makes. So he probably didn't know d on it like an asshole at three in the morning for twenty years straight, like I did that twenty small like eight, but it was but felt like twenty you not so anyways. The other night I had an amazing night. I went to my alma ata and die Billy red face, got himself an award. It was about we overwhelming night. Actually, I can't even get through my friggin speech. I do like cut short. Could those get null emotional like aloof, little fucking school girl there,

What I meant to say that night, by the way for anybody was there, was that Emerson Project really changed my life, because I was absolutely flailing in my life at that point I was a twenty two year old. I just finished my freshman year of college at twenty two and I didn't take any time off. I was going to college from the time I graduated until the time I was twenty two right, basically, three and a half for years. That point. That I had just finished my freshman year I was convicted drunk driver. I had a giant or Afro, I didn't everything I had nothing going up there. I transferred to Emerson College, that immediate

I don't know I, those kids were the same kind of weird that I will Some more, where some less where but a general, and I got there with this, the soul. Purpose of getting over the fear of standing in front of a crowd, so every class, basically that school, you could somehow hamon up again up in front of the class. And that's what I did I got involved in radio cause I felt like if I could just I could talk on a MIKE to people that I couldn't see and that are not within a year. There was a tell a contest. The next thing you know don't stand a comedy so well! That's what I wanted to say. So. Thank you. Emerson, college, Thank you for giving me ward was unreal unreal Stephen right form so now stood in action presented, the award said a bunch, a nice things in it was. I was just too much too much,

I gotta tell you that so anyway, so later on that night,. now I was literally I gotta go back to that. I was literally blown away. You know the guy, that I saw MEG Johnny Carson like ass, like I'd, never seen him laugh like you could tell that. He knew that he is this. Just wasn't another comment that this was one of those guys that comes along once every fifteen twenty twenty five years and You haven't present, the war was sister was amazing, so definitely a big thanks to him. So, anyway, so later on that night, I broke up with some of my family, I'm having a couple of beers in all its liked annexing out two in the morning I mean the skirts of Boston, everybody's getting hungry, there's only one fuckin thing left to do: let's go get some chance.

He's folded up, they're gonna wanna get Chinese. I did, they really think one way or the other, and we sat down at this place. The fuckin Tahiti data Massachusetts. It sat down, got crap rangoon. We got that does gelatinous fuckin ribs. I get some egg roles of fried rice and I have to tell you: it was fucking, delicious. the greatest things I've had the greatest meals I've had. Since I can remember- and I Oh, it all went straight to my artery and it's still sittin in there, and I am amazed that I don't have chest pains right now. Ah, I like. I'm smart enough do not go get it again, but that's how good it was Cosette.

o o d on it again, but up I'm fucking pestering get chick chicken figures, a fuckin grocer. It's basically, it looks like like that can be met, tambos finger except lie. But just as locked up in living color when they used to make fun of our senior partner one finger in the end. They made it like extra long, that's the shape of it. I don't know what part of the chicken is shaped like that I was the big joke chickens, don't have fingers what the fuck is. This. It's basically like nine million chickens. They all mash together than they just start chopping up in the shape of a giant fuckin index finger than they bread, the shit and they deep fry it to give you some duck sauce, and then you eat it to thirty in the morning, and it goes right. Do you fuck it so anyways. I don't know what the point of stories was. An american literally giving a shout out to food at this point. Why not

anyways, oh by the way of doing I'm gonna be in LAS Vegas. Does this weekend come up at them? Roger Casino. I think there are a couple of tickets left. This is my big yellow first I've ever headline LAS Vegas, One of the major casinos I've done some of the smaller ones, but this is the first time I feel this is my first official once so were. I'm basically gonna become out on stage the way the ruins play in the final ten minutes, but play off get sap. I'm gonna. Do it from the beginning to the hopefully halfway, don't ever let down so anyways, I was gonna be out there to see guys with that With that, let's get to work, let's get you some miles, gets some emails for this week

Some phenomenal emails over the last couple of weeks and I think this week's gonna be no different. So, let's delving shall we all before that shit by the way somebody told me about a thing was on the Bob and Tom shown they told me about this daily mail website and it's one of the most appalling Websites, I've ever been to in my life. However, at the mother's day parade this is this: is the headlines horrific moment three gunman open fire in broad daylight during Street festival, leaving ninety people, including two young children, injured Judge bands girl, fourteen from every school in county after films, herself mercilessly beating another student as a gang of thirty classmates watch. so there are very depressing you and then they

Fucking lighted up by a little bit by saying a breathless Jennifer Afghanistan is steered around by just and I dont who just in is, I guess, that's her boyfriend, but even this kind of negative. steer and her around like what Jennifer can't go. She I want to go into abercrombie get all the bitch. I got a couple of these two worse: passengers of all time bloggers expose the rudest most disgusting commuters in New York, one of them the girl eating food that that's bad. once a fucking out of shape- transvestite more cross dresser with his fuckin sports On his big belly, hang it up, so we don't split with Richard Nixon spoken grandson, an heiress Jesus Christ.

fuckin gigantic reckon her. You know this funny, though the churches Scientology get busted for photo sharpening more people letter at an event important to make it like a huge crowd when a reality, only seven and fifty people were there or the catholic Church is fuckin trying to talk to ruin Scientology in claiming that they photoshop people in. when they didn't mean Al Qaeda, like all the other fell, tried to stop the EIA felt. Who knows, but I can tell you what you could take both those religions toss of in the fucking trash. You know how, do you people nobody knows what's out there after you die right, start getting early on Sunday, there really no point to sleep in real age. Zat build this is so and so in such and such city me

My fiance are getting married soon and her fucking and of a mother or the as to her family still don't know how old. I am well, that's great, sir, That's a great way to start a relationship for the rest of your life. She is twenty three and I'm thirty seven we ve been making each other come for three years now, advice on how to break this informed of these cuts yeah. I have some advice. What do you call off the fuckin marriage? Why don't you do that? All right? Considering this is the woman that you love and the way describe your relationship is it they make each other come for the last three years, describing the mother of this woman, you alive They love as a fuckin walkie. Yeah. it sooner she's, probably gonna AIDS like her. I guess she's, eventually going to turn into a rookie too

Do you not sound like your mature enough? I gonna, but you could also just be true. And it makes me laugh so I no idea. Well, it's a little late for this, sir. Yet this is actually run. I went to a wedding this way back your boss, and I actually want to wearing. One of the great weddings I have witnessed is anything like it better than going to a wedding where the two people look like they should we get married, you just see it. You feel the spark between the two of em there's nothing better, he combined that with great food in an open bar and a great live there, not tell you, you got yourself a hell of an evening. want to an awesome wording this weekend, in the lovely near we had a great time and now. I gotta read this shit. Any advice

so not a break this infolded, these counts yeah right, a palm. I figure out what rhymes with thirty seven, maybe could sing it to him. I love your daughter, What I went there, it's heaven, by the way I got great cubes cos Thirty, seven year, sorry about that you're fucking Wookiee about that moment, when you do something That I do not do that, Sir I've never, involved a lie that deep. That's that's subdued. Shit there, sir listen you you're gonna, have to What can I tell them soon or the only way out of this is there's gonna, be a couple of body bags right. What's wrong with you.

Why didn't you tell em out of the gate, you know, like you feel like a creep? Don't you, sir? You feel like a creep enough. when you make references to Britney spears and she doesn't even know who that is actually meet the other night? I use that reference. What I needed a reference for a flimsy right throughout Britney spears and like this younger crowd, just sat there staring at me and I actually did the math. I had not had to be like wait. A minute. Britney spears is now a thirty one. The thirty two year old, divorced mother of two out of sight, Jesus Christ and find out. Who is the flimsy reference at the moment

You know you can't even say lady Gaga, this point she so fuckin old. Now she had to get a hip replacement yeah, like your grandmother, Taylor, Swift right, maybe it's her Taylor, Swift, looks like one of those cats that just fucking creepy out. You know that voodoo shit, like they sit on your chest and suck the sole audio. She is that, like you, could never snug with her not feel that she was slowly killing you, you Don T, think she sleeps in a pot, and she had like that that web toll look about her Really mean, but I don't know, I saw the singer sixty minutes, one time in the crowd was cheer.

She looked up in the upper deck she tasted, the creepy is look to the upper debt deck and just went like really like this totally falling like. I can't believe you guys are chairing at me like that. oh Christ, I'll, let you know what I'm saying anymore passed his prime prime question mark hello, William. I need some. Vice right away, you guys you're realise I'm a moral right. I thought everything in high school. Okay, this is on you, you take my advice and it doesnt work. You know. You should go talk to somebody who actually professionally gives out advice, party therapy. session should be where you take advice from somebody doesnt. What the fuck is talking about. Bill shut up and just read it. Ok, all right, I bill, I need some advice.

I feel I must say, and I used to have ins and insane sex life two to three times a day, crazy marathon sex sessions, we used to celebrate sex today. What does that mean. But is that when you reminisce about how much you fucked yesterday, you kids are you? Are you talking about sex today, Bubu all my fuckin seem so far away. I put it in your ass and not cause I'm gay. I just fuck your badge enough fucking time, Who your fuckin badge you now is like woke up in the lyrics just came to make the point I thought: did someone let's talk about this, somebody else All right, so nothing lack of trying on my part, I love giving him blowjobs what a champ she's Does she loves given blowjobs?

and now he always says not right now out when I try Welcomed our first baby six months ago, I am. On better shape than I was before I got pregnant. I do yoga run every day and feel sexier than up. I am twenty two And he is forty ass. He passed his prime he's been stressed out lately. Does I keep men from getting? He was my first. So the only thing I know Bob male sexuality is what I know. bout him. Usually he can't keep his hands off me help bill it's hard, not to take this personally thank Aren't you a sweetheart? but given blowjobs in your very polite, Benny write a letter. Goddammit you're, a keeper you a virgin at twenty two. You saved yourself in here this guy comes along the grizzled vet, the final year of a three year contract. You know.

Once you signed the contract, he stops producing. Well, I for one I feel for you did he watch you give birth, that that that new thing that they do over the last twenty thirty years back in the days to stand out the waiting room with the big stoking the stand. I thought she go. It is our blood pressure dropping All she passed away on the table. I fuckin hundred twenty the cigars out. The window uses out there in the waiting room. You know and you let the doctors be doctors. I don't understand why the guy has to be in there. I don't. This is a big fucking. The eight between me and the lovely me like? I don't understand why this why you have to fuck in Vienna? You know when I go down a minus muffler, do I fuckin stand

They mean that, as he said now the sparks fly in. I don't not a weld. You know got busted aspirated too, but unaware. That is what it is. why am I there you know, should be out the fuckin waiting, So any waste, what did he stand there and then just watch something alive commodity. Vagina, maybe it's kind of, because I hear that guy's have like maybe women's issues after that you know, there's a whole bunch of things that could be going on here. So I don't put too many How are you guys doing financially houses? job security? You know Does he spend a lot of money? This is the other you about regular drop you one of those one of those couples. Then I see all those reality shows

Does he were like a lot of tee shirts or like button down shirts than have a lot of designs on them while drawing you know, does he faked Chan as he one of those guys, because it is one of those guys that I would guess that you're actually broke and happened broke for eight months and he does not italian but if he's a regular guy, I'm not joking around too much about this is actually seriously help me boats hornets take this personally, I would bring it up to you. Gotta sit down and die. Hopefully, he's not a walled off emotional psycho like most guys, if you bring it up and hopefully you can bring it up to him without getting mad But I that's what I would do I bring it up, just be like hey, you know, you haven't been Bangemann,

Lee and not looking pretty good and you do it all time. What's what's the deal you know just that's the essence of it just stretched out and about eight minutes and say a lot of loving thanks, Do that they will you put your hand on the get older women they put their hand on your, therefore on a duty for Germany and they movie movie side decide you just be like hey. How come you don't fuck around it? Do it that's? What What do I think you need to talk to him rather than me? I will not take it personally. You know you're you're, a fucking, champ, you'll love given blowgun, You're in the prime of your life, you had a kid: what did you do? You got yourself right back shape during the best shape your life. It's not so I wouldn't take it personally is obviously some gone out with him and yet

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This one's titled, oh Jesus, Dear Billygoat, fuck face! Isn't it one doesn't know what I twenty three year old man from put Duca Kentucky. Now. Why would you tell me that I don't want to read that is probably eighteen people in your yet town right, Needless to say, there is much to do about five. so go. I met a girl whose two years younger than me and moved into town, fuck in east tongue. Among us, We hit it off almost instantly. It was great. You know what I would have somebody bleep out this city right. I got amply bout, the city and the state. because we headed off almost instantly. It was great she's, beautiful, educated and, as a great ass, sorry allow Patino for you, We took thing slow and I found that

something unique in today's times. Most girls give it up within a day or two, but she wanted to take, slow, and I appreciate that I found my a falling head over heels for this girl I am, with anyone and over two years, and I felt that it if she was right- And I felt as if she was a sign that maybe there was a bit of hope in this world to be happy and she communicated me that she felt the same way. Ok, so, but two weeks ago we went out to a bar and we had so doing, plates and pull and had a great time and ended up getting a little frisky with each other. I drove around totally expecting it That would be the night I was going to bang this beautiful woman, so driveway we started making out the car and asked if she wanted to comment. She got Roquat. and said under a breath. Yes, but and of course I said, but what and that's when she told me

she's a transsexual. I literally yelled I was so shocked by what I heard. I could hardly keep myself together and I told her, him whatever that I wasn't going to, Upstairs with her- and I would call it tomorrow and she got out of it are crying and said. I was born this way. Like some lady Gaga shit waiting trance. What is what is what it is transsexual like a hermaphrodite, wait a second Nazis. Don't get yet to find that? What are you guys? Why do you guys write me is this? Is this the fund is to fund part of it just finding out how fuckin dumb? I am. Transsexual Solaris now I have this on my search engine, transsexual and NEO

My computer and look up like transcontinental and transsexuals up there, so something we need to talk about. sexual. Here we go a person who undergone a sex change operation. Person whose sexual Vacation is entirely with the opposite. Sex. I was just maybe even more confused Soviets, operation, how you boys this way or ceased, or the the thing I just identified with being a female vice president of certain, so the dude change operation. Ok, I haven't spoke to hers sense As I see that as he and the sea Essie that night, besides a few text messages,

she's going on about how much she loves me, and she is sorry she didn't tell me sooner. It's even guy. As far as me having to turn off my phone because she won't stop calling I never been pursued like this. Before. What do I do. Pardon me actually feels bad, but I can't see myself bang in and ass every night, while my sweaty ball slap against her sweaty both awaited, and I thought the purse the operational there remove that Europe I'll fucking, regardless. gay, this may sound, I still think she's incredibly hot. I knew it was too good to be true. Should I tell her, then I'm just not interested anymore and completely cut off, or should I be your friend or should I go banger ass? It hurt The thought of banger ass excites me, but the thought of her ugh swing around makes me want to throw up just thinking of his thanks.

I do is show in such and such state sometime. You fuck. What should you do? I don't know. I honestly don't know, funny is. You're literally. Just like your mentally, where she is sexually. You know I don't know Ike, I don't? U gotta you! It's like you stand on the state line and he got a foot, neither state just like her. You know, Thank you, your emotions are normal and I ain't when fucking P get offended by this shit and they go dead dead.

Fuck, you, you know they get all offended like that. Dude is now a woman. it's like now. That is a dude that Fuckin is a different kind of dude. Now. Yeah, it's that's, not a woman, it still do it just a different kind of You know what it's like you ever see when somebody does bison I'll. Try they take all the chrome off it. They want that nice clean, look yet that's what they do There there there there crotch up. That's it. Do they took the chrome off. You know, I don't know what other than. But I don't I don't know do do like that. Death fucking

I don't I don't I'll. Do whatever the fuck you wanna do. Is what I would say. We go back and we re such. I tell him and say more complete thereof. Why part of me actually feels bad, because I can see myself can't see myself, bang it and ass every night, while my swayed ball slap against persuade balls off. You feel better. I don't think the balls of air anymore, although they the captain likelihood ornament. I have no idea Jesus. I really am a more on record, regardless of how gay this may sound. I still think she's, incredibly hot it away just split. Deference to get a blow job. I don't know what to tell you, I know I was too good to be true. Both his poor bastard.

I would say this I'd say you want to sit on that decision, don't be like the Baltimore Courts in the nineteen. Eighty three draft, you guys just one. Said thirty, four thirty were they immediately walked up to second sin, and they selected John L Way, rather than fuckin waiting. two minutes away whatever to see. If anybody gave him an offer, then they ended up with nothing. What's it on this one for a minute, and I think that. Persons actually pursuing you the way that they are because there in a desperate situation,. which is that the whole thing is different reality. The whole thing is unfortunate, yet out people should, Be able to be who they are, you should be able to I call you like and that parliament should be able to from day I'd say that their transsexual, without getting judgments Why they didn't say it was because they were worried about this fuckin moment here, which, once again. Another said depressing think about humanity.

I would say, follow your heart, sir. You know it's not your balls. If you really want to find love, they got balls in your court. No pun intended our advice for a young lady, a Billiton. Very, very regional wants. Is this this week be becoming up a different ways to put your my name on I'm jointly, I am in need of some advice for a young lady. I let I love that some women are actually pipe and, despite the fact, how much I talk about hockey on this podcast will you. where it all. I cocky yes, says what I'm saying I'm an eighteen year old, Highschool Senior entering my freshman year of college. I got into my Green School with a scholarship he now bad. I wish that I did that which I studied in high school,

was an I'm moving out of my shithole town and everything filings finally see to be making up for all the shift that I went through in high school. One of my really good friends, it's going to the same university as I am aware, renting an apartment together, however, My friend is an eighteen year old straight guy, and I am a straight girl, the the thing could add a whole other level of difficulty on top adjusting to living with the new person in a new city, away from everything? I grew up around. We ve been friends practically since we were in diapers. We can talk jam the seventies, rock and watch the Japan show for hours, and we ve never had issues with weirdness before, but I do understand The college introduces a lot of forests I'm not gonna lie I'm a little nervous. There you too many dog, Dave Ferrie.

Many drinks during a welcome weekend could lead to some in appropriateness, weird things where two things have happened Why do I think jeopardize our nearly two decade, long friendship. To this kind of sounds like you're a little attracted to this guy too few. This worried that something's gonna happen, or maybe you are you're a team. You got me parents house to offset Livin with the guy. Maybe that's what it is going to guess it. That's what it is when he was so my question. What tipsy here, the stop. Anyone from stepping over the line with the mayor slash female roommate. Also when general, what sixty four living with Romania's opinion on this would be epic thanks and fuck you yeah. That was news, great fuck you last week, I do you know what, Maybe this Wednesday, I will do another NEA luck and while read this one, but right now just give you my own ignorant thought on it.

I'll wait. Wait by the way this disappear. Yes to this, everybody doesn't epilogue. Just like the streets of San Francisco PS might add that we both been in Areas relationships, while friends, he often ask me for girls The vice- and I ask him for Guide vice eternally- has a girlfriend who I really like him friends with, but they are breaking up in June when she leaves to study abroad. I am currently single Oh yeah, you guys get a bang within fucking eight minutes within eight. My minute, subject of your your college career. All right, so, basically what you wanna do you not. Gimme, should you should do not move in with this guy you're gonna move and what this guy so. What you really saying is basically, how do I not fuck this guy? Well,

can only do it from the male perspective, which is what there was every morning before I or even walked out into the living room was it would rob one out to try to get that fuckin. You know urge Adami, I think but you need to do is sit down and talk with the guy. And just say: listen. We have great friendship, but I don't want to ruin this I know a movement it together and everything, but I love you no obvious. We're gonna, be in close quarters yet sharing a bath roman blah blah blah blah blah you, you know it Do you have to lay down the law if what you really want to do. But if you actually like this guy, like I think you might

If you actually like him like him and think you could actually tried to say that if you like Miami like like him, why come like the I mean? Do you mean are you guys this could be the wide. if you actually like this do like that, then you should not move in with them. We should be in a separate apartment, and that way, if you start. Getting him. You don't immediately start by living with one another. You know that's just too far down the road. So what I would do, if I was you is, I would sit down and talk to a k if you dont like this I like this, and you really want to preserve your friendship. I would sit down, have a talk to talk with them and you say: listen. We cannot get drunk and make out and in full

been round. Second base lighted, the third we can't. We can't do this ship right. Ok, tell you right now: it's not! What have you got to say, or the x ray like this guy. The guy tell him that. To say. I think. Maybe I like you a little more than just friends. I don't know our office is just a little phase. I have no idea, but if that's the case, I don't want to move in with you. You know since you know what you're right There's gonna be a neo this week everybody fuck this up too dumb to answer this this one involves feelings that I dont understand our right? So basically, that's the part. as for this week, everybody once again. I want to say garrison college: Forgive me that award- and I want to thank Stephen right for bringing me out the saint, always nice things that he did

and lastly, but not least Lee. I'm gonna p, I'm gonna be. Yet the Mirage, casino LAS Vegas I didn't Saturday night, then I have a week off and then I want to do a nice tore through Jersey Maryland in Baltimore, albeit the count basic theatre on May twenty, nine With a teenager sensation, fresh office hit half hour special comedy central began with kept busy theater and Red Bank New Jersey on June thirtieth. I will be in Baltimore Maryland. Sorry, don't tell me the name of the theatre in front of me on the thirty first of Joan of May also known as June. First Or is our thirty four? There is thirty first made thirty. First I will be an eastern Pennsylvania and then on June first I'll be In Atlantic city for two shows

Though the inner around that area Urrey, why don't you come on out How come out to some shows hopefully I'll make you laugh urea shop. There Oh! Ok! I gotta think that crowd. There came out to the bottle rock. I bought a rocket music festival. I didn't show at four in the afternoon while a band was playing right next door and I fear Through, though, that base line that was crushed in all my jokes and the level of patients that crowd showed was was phenomenal. Aright

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