Hey, what's goin on his bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast- and I am just checking in on you- ok, No bells no whistles on this week, I'm just checking it on you. See now everything's going open, you have a nice, we got makin a lovely weak. By doing a bunch of a bunch of what you call it their promotion for after a family. That comes out next Tuesday at midnight on Netflix season to ten episodes. The Murphy family on Netflix Please don't in if you enjoy it, please continue to watch all ten. If you enjoy all ten, please tell your friends and have them watch it so that we can do as either three gag we'll see what happens. I am.

Israel has a whirlwind of press. What the fuck did. I do yesterday or two nights ago. I was at something worse sport code. I do know that. I have absolutely no recollection where I was two nights ago. Last night we went over the Netflix this new building the taking over the world the new building? And oh, I know what I did. What I there was for Emmi consideration. They added there the thing there and you sat there on a pen panel. And there was a jot Appetito Chelsea Hand, love. The woman who created friends. Targets I ran off, I created friends. I would never come out of the house again. I'd have so much goddamn money. I would just be sitting in there. The biggest drum kit ever and I have a fuckin helicopter. I don't know.

Be it I'd, be all fucking weird I be like growin my nail, not cut my nails. You're, not gonna, be coward. Fucking hues. And it was me and then the guy from The Santa Clarice Diet, there was pretty call you got to sit there and ever tell us your creating. What is it that you don't want? Your gray, the show. This was made up or something else that we all know altogether. Many answer all the questions that you hope you get. I've been unscathed, which I think I did. Sorry so, what's funny was I actually wore but sportcoat and then might price co? Creative F is for family. The great MIKE price from the Simpsons, so I could not do F is for family without him, he was dressed casual.

To last night when we went to the new Netflix building their taking over the world. I said I'm not gonna set in the angle. You know I'm just gonna we're fuckin button down blah blah in as I pull in my price as a jacket on, I gave him the bum so we will laugh about. Then everybody else had on a jacket. So I just look like the the fuckin artist shown up like a man, I just like roll out of bed man and yet you know whenever you feel- and I just putting on me and but we sat through. Two episodes the first two episodes. It was a friendly, though you know everybody pretty much in the crowd was on the show and they will laugh and having a good time. So I hope you guys enjoy it. I was on rich Eisen yesterday, I don't know if you can go to some rich Eisen net and watch it. I had a great time, so thank you to him a dog, and I did bill sermons, had a great time on that one. And I got coming up next week, I know I'm doing Craig Ferguson

who's. The greatest special I've ever seen. I'm doing his and. There's something else: let me look at my Photoshop, I'm trying to promote these things. Before I, Don't know probably good right rather than Tony after I did. May now would make sense bill The whole thing about promotions: let people know something's coming not that it came and went. Oh, I know I've. Actually, I have a gig for the California Highway Patrol boat, but I do but better dead dead dead. Oh yeah I'm gonna be my best behavior. You can not know enough cops. There's some great life advice.

You have no idea when you're gonna snappy just walk into a bank, you gonna make a deposit. You just think what, if I just pulled my shirt up over my head and pass them on? No, you know you have. No idea went for some stupid, fuck and reason. You do that and then forge. Hopefully, when the cop shows up these, I gotta go away that bill. But what are you doing Now I will I'll take care of this everything's. Fine. There was no Gunnar. I did take shelter what the fuck you gotta get out of here, get son of a bitch, You like that that right there is called white privilege. I don't know he's not wireless is that you know we times I've gone and rob a bank in its. You know. I've never been successful, but I've never going to jail for its because I am a white male

You know that I might get in trouble for this. I might lose some of my privileges of violet non. Why do you know that I actually on six may be seven if you want to get technical first time most I made a joke, but onset six and a half different occasions. I made an attempt to rob a bank I was caught but knew the cop when they will come in five or six those another time. The guys like you, you look just like me. Let me go. Those are all true stores than you can add those to the to the non fake news in your life. I flew a fuckin helicopter this morning.

But getting back into a map over hundred twenty hours. My honour rotations are looking ok. Last week they were fuckin. Horrific, put the collective down. Fucking knows followed, didn't I didn't go off cyclic and it was like. Oh my god, oh my going to die. I didn't go to the radio again. I got this great fuck it up. If you want to listen, maybe I'll sears into a basin of something I just you know Gives you don't sound like a fuckin moron when you're making calls Which you know I do on a regular basis as an app called live. Eighty see dot net. It's really cool and you just click and listen to whatever airport you want. I was, as you know, in my flights taken off, I don't care about. I was it magnetic deviation Oda fuck. It is. For my cell phone there was a magnetic something or other. Reproduction? I can't I don't. I knows I'm going back and I've through all my ground school again, try to remember all the shit I'm reading about fucking weather,

and die I'm having a great time get myself back to where my skill level was right before my lovely daughter was born Damn I do not totally into it, but the one thing I dont like about those Robinson's is that the mass bumping analogy push overs, and someone tell me today that the ep I fully articulated roller system. We didn't have the fucking deal with that and for those you don't fly, a mass pumping is basically when the blades attack the mast and break of day helicopter if they don't get bent and then slam under the carpet and cut your fuckin legs or for you right now have you know Tat could happen. So that happen on those Bel air companies. I guess that they had in Vietnam. You can't get no when they would fly low to the ground that go up the hill and we know cuz. They were trying to stay at the tree line, so they wouldn't get shot at.

The way up in the air and it would just fly and they go up the hill and then when they would dive down the back side. That's the thing when you push forward with the stick like that you're not supposed to do that in a semi articulated rotor system. What happened to see, if I can remember Basically, what happens is the main road or is still spinning, but it's no longer producing lived with the helicopter right, these sort of in this low gee thanks. So what happens is Is Viktos counter clockwise your main rotor, your rear, rear tail rotor is going to be on back behind you on the left, and so your it's still going to be compensating for the torque that the main rotor is no longer producing. So it's going to push you over you're, going to roll over to the right and what's fucked up is, as you roll over to the right way to get out of it.

Is counter intuitive? You would think that you would move the stick left. You dont use, move it slightly back after you go aft to reload the main road or to get back under neath it. So it's just fuckin watch the ground come up on the right like I don't want to go there, You even move the stick like you want to do a backwards somersault rather than roll back up is completely fucked up. You got one chance to do it. If you pull back too fast, I think you chop your tail off so. There's that, which is why don't fly? If there's any sort of wind I don't fly, but you know there is a danger with anything that you tell you not risking. Are you really living I have to get on Instagram and I have to become some sort of motivational comedian. That's what I want to do. I want to start giving you guys nauseating fucking. Life lessons Is I'm leaving a gym, fuckin juice bar? What is with all these fuckin Consarn on Instagram

Acting like they're trying to inspire you, it's you're, not you tried to show me what great shape Europe Hashtag do in this one, for you guys the FUCK area, Instagram horse, male and female. All right, so the Celtic they want a game holy. Holy shit. So we have gained five tonight which every Celtic fair knows. That we are basically aid quarters away? We can survive the next eight quarters. We are a now actually not equal to the next eleven quarters. We are eleven quarters away from Kelly Olympic taking over this fuckin series and get us to the finals. I know I say it Thomas's out. I was wrong, German love, they got all these motherfuckers. I understand. Ok,

Juno Boston has we got so that we always have never have explosive speed? We have a strict, no explosive nests. With all our draft players, if he's got a quick first step and can dunk will act now pass that guy on what can this guy do? Look like he's, gonna trip over his own fate knees, white Gimme that guy. Do you always have done, then we got to the letter, the bruise in black dude, but we just never had those above the rim guys we just don't have explosive guys. You know I say it is, but you know he's like five four eight. So all I'm saying ok, but you know crowded He's gonna get us Aigner Sunday, young kids, Brown Bradley, those guys I loved Bradley, keep trying to dump on the broad it keeps miss in the Fuckin render their wouldn't. I like that guy cell, anyways, I don't want to talk about. All I know is the remaining Celtics.

All you gotta do is get us to the fourth quarter. Engaged seven are right and then the gardens gonna come alive carefully. Galley carefully and he's gonna hit a fuckin zone, and I don't know, what's going to happen. He's going to be so in the zone, he's not even need a headband anymore to keep his his locs out of his face and he's just going to fight or not because it started raining threes and that's going to be all. She wrote for the land. Ok, anybody want to put money on it up put money on a right now. If we can somehow survived the next eleven quarters Kelly. That was not a. Everybody thinks it's a fluke. I'm telling you that man has ice water in his veins arctic fuck it Polar Bear swimming around in his flock invades microscopic. Once I'm telling you, the thing is he's just bored. He doesn't give a fuck about game. Five. One through four or even gauge six or even the first fuckin have

As you know, we had a good game Gibson. We just have to get the game. Seven. And the man that I've always been confused as to why he was on the team. I once again got hit with a cold bucket a reality of bill. You just stand up comic, you don't know shit about sports, led Danny Age, make the cause Danny Ainge says Kelly Olympic. He's the fuckin man. That I am standing down you wait Cleveland. I know you're fucking nervous you. What do are so scared but we are somehow going to win game five and gave six without Isaiah Thomas What Kelly gets dunked on people go right around a few fucking white man. We get the game. Seven it's over. That man shows up the play. I an idiot anyways curly gaily,

Let's go: let's move onto the predators holy shit, anybody Moultrie off the Montreal. Could eighty fancied you notice that the guiding it traded fork is. He was too flashy. You know didn't like his personality. Piquet sue. Bonn is really front office on this one by monoplane blame the fan base Yet another form of canadian leading a team to the finals. Leading a team to. The final was my front door by the way. If you know what that people's, I didn't the refrigerator open. I'm so open at the predators when the cup, because, the brutes will never catch. The Montreal me Canadians, anymore Stanley CUP say have so all I can do is tell them about the guys that they got rid of and then went on to win cups elsewhere, Is it petty? I think it's. I think it's very pretty Would you like to night game seven game, seven, penguins penguins worse, the fuckin oughta was senators, where is it came is in Ottawa.

If you're in Pittsburgh, you want to go to the game, you probably walk up to the gate by ticket. God knows this periods at transient city. You know it's a capital. People don't give a shit therefrom. Places Calgary fans it lived there Edmonton. Blue Jacket Signal give a fuck. Then I gonna goddamned game. What you guys think I actually For some fucked up reason, I I think I think I was gonna win, only because. Turn out. The penguins have had a little bit of gold tenderness, Shooter does your enemies were? That's what I'm guessing they d ten seconds and I paid attention. Why don't? I talk about sports right now, two fuckin busy run around doing podcast You know I was so busy. Last week I forgot to read the other question. So let me read: this is another person given me shit, About bills, fake news delta ran:

Billy fake fuckin news- I was listening to your projects from last Monday, as I was sitting on a delta flight heading to LOS Angeles from Austin Texas. Was at pertinent, developed, fuckin story and want to your readers brought the Delta Airlines incident where a dad was threatened to get kicked off in jail dvd, stop complaining and fallen line. As I was listening to your useless fuckin rent still a huge fan. I noticed how uninformed both you and your reader were on the situation. I came out here. First of all, if you guys are going to come at me with uninformed, Fake news, you knew the podcast. I dont just commented on four fuckin series: I've probably watch three minutes. My job is to make you laugh it's not to get facts. What the fuck! You think you listen to here, Sir, I could have easily Google that and figured out what I was talking about come at me. Like you, some sort of road scholar.

Like I'm impressed that you go on from LOS Angeles to Austin Texas, are you gonna keeping? We would you get to Austin Texas, Austin Texas is one of the most overrated overpopulated fuckin cities and this goddamn country. You know why, because L, a country like you, keep moving there latterly. If you did you, research you'd realize it, I'm not from L a nor am I from us and those we take. Somebody I'll give a fuck where you from the mere fact that you dumb enough to try to get fuckin accurate information from this podcast, and you think that I'm uninformed, I use it to a radio, show called uninformed. Which with better call saws. STAR break out star. Jody arose: the teen idle sensation. Sensation from the now defunct, albeit Anthony Programme,.

That's what really broke up or be Anthony and Jimmy. It was to the sheer star power. Of Giotto Rosa coming in once every sixteen weeks they just all had to go their separate ways, because when they came back into the studio, when they looked at one another, all they could be reminded of. What was that they force, of Jody Roses, town. Then do you want to look at one up there go when you flight from a later Austin be said, as I was listening, bottled up, ok,. I know forget first, the seat, the that the dad was bitching about being sold to another passenger was actually his eighteen year old Son Seat I know: where did you get this delta dot com because they're? Not? I don't trust these guys either. I trust you with it. How do I know you're, not fucking, Eddie Delta, son of Ulysses Delta, who fuckin started the airline?

HU. We put on an earlier flight by buying a separate ticket instead of notifying Delta, that he was changing his son flight to an early flight. Doing this he thought he could magically have an open sea to him for his toddler, who is under two, but that wasn't the case Jesus this guy spread in the seamen outer scatter eighteen year old. Let you go body, keep back you see when you decide to put your son, don't fucking! Go you see, like your fuckin talking down to me, you dumb can't all you did was research it. My job, sir, is to make people laugh. That's it I, my job is not the fucking. I don't fucking time two figures shit out. What am I still in school. I got in this business to not have a job. I make a sitter and researcher guys fuckin emails. I don't care what you write to me unless it sounds totally ridiculous.

I want to treat him his work. I've also flown a lot and I've noticed that they don't give a fuck about you. I mean one time I was on a flight and they had the inner come on. So goddamn allowed you needed like ear plugs and I said to the stores ago. Is there any way you can turn it down a little bit and she just go now. I'm sorry, Sir there's nothing we can do about it. It's like you telling me that they installed and intercom system without a volume knob, and it was at full blast. That's what you're telling me sir. Why are you being difficult. I'm not being difficult,

All right with you, fucking crooked, toes, are right. You see when you decided put your son on an earlier flight by buying another ticket while not telling delta. They assume that the eighteen year old Son did not make it on his original flight because he didn't check in and they weren't notified that the dead bought a completely separate ticket. So they gave the seed away to a stand by passenger per standard protocol, also efta regulation. This allows a child under two to sit in a standard seat without the proper child seed in harness. So there's another thing: the dagger Rog you can have a child with a different name, sit in a sea that soldier eighteen year old Son. I fair enough. Imagine all the issues this would cause cause if we would, if we allowed for anyone to use any ticket there was issued in someone else's name. His mistake was Eddie, then check in and notified delta and should have paid. The change fade to send his son on an earlier flight with the same ticket and then by another ticket first together. If he had the proper safety artists for the toddler tickets are not transferable to another passenger are not defending the flight attendant, who, I thought said some things that were inappropriate by threatening jail, etc. That's really what I was common, not body

All right that this, in their acted like you, did something in the Pentagon. However, the dab was completely wrong to think he can somehow put his oldest son on an earlier flight home and then uses original ticket. What this guy he's got an eighteen year old until you he's too busy fuckin without a kind of the research. All of this how about having a little empathy for him, Sir on your LOS Angeles to us in flight can jackass what is the oldest sons, which is the but is it ok? However, the dad was completely wrong to think he could sum up, put his oldest son on an earlier flight home and then use his original ticket, which is in his oldest son's name. I'm attempting to say the same thing: On the two year old daughter, so he and she can see he or she can sit in that seat of tell the middle or war.

Just wanted to clear up your fake news. Read you misinformed. Can't everything's fake news is at its wasn't fake news, sir. It was just me trying to make you fuckin laugh. Ok, that's all it was ok, I'm glad you researched and cleared all of that up. At the end of the day At the end of the day, I'm just here to make you laugh. Okay, so please people For the love of God and stop acting like you know, I can't do what you just did: ok girl steps boyfriend and avoid jail time because it was damage her career now. What am I supposed to do here? Sir? Am I really supposed to fuckin sit here in research this, as if someone's gonna go to jail? What the jokes that ideal, or should I just take it at law, so I can get all my life police right I'll, do the red the next week. You can correct me that was my uninformed showed. That would show too rose. We just pick a topical

that was my uninformed showed. That would show too rose. We just pick a topic would go off on. It would be completely wrong and then we'd bring an expert in that was literally the show people learn things and there was left to be had our girl, stabs boyfriend and avoids jail time, because it would damage your career. Hey there Billy Beach, I'm sure a million people tweeted an email you this article. Actually, no, they didn't know. Maybe they did. I don't know this girl stabbed her boyfriend, but the judge agreed that any sentencing would damage her future career in medicine. Jesus Christ go fuck yourself are only when we read this year. Go to the page. Here we go click here this. This is: U K News. God knows is probably happened in America I find the UK people love to fucking. Did you see this happened in your country. You guys are stupid. Our every jeez, I see what happened. She's got this angel smirk Interface,

aspiring surgeon, Levinus Woodward, admits attack, but judged first sentencing because of her extraordinary talent Blue or back in his Fuckin chambers and Oxford University student. Whose whiter than my fuckin legs stabbed her boyfriend. What the bread knife, arcades, bread knife. May not go to jail because it could damage the prospects of a medical career accord, has heard what serve training, and maybe she could instead them. So tomorrow, quick firing, surgeon. Lavinia would would twenty four punched and stabbed her boyfriend during an alcohol drug field row Christ, church college. This is an on the guardian. Dot com is a credible. She says she's on drugs and she's drunk and she punched and stabbed her boyfriend.

She admitted unlawfully wounding the Cambridge University student, who's? She met on the dating app tender. I'm not to blame the victim, but body do you can do that with men? What did he do. Judge in there always name in over there in Pringle. Nigel or in case c, Sitting at Oxford Crown Court, I was this is like the school court is that what it is. Did she go to trial at the fucking schools? That's taking her money. I said he would take an exceptional course into first sentence for four months, hinting that Woodward would not be jail because of her talent. It seems to me that this was a one off. This was a one off drugs, drug dub, stabbing. Is that what goes on in England? If you go to Oxford, they give you one free pass as long as it's a bread knife and not a stake knife

the complete one off to prevent this extraordinary, extraordinary able young tell young lady lady from not following her long held desired to enter the professions she wishes. Two would be assented, I would be, which would be a sentence which would be too severe, and some fuckin judge speak to enter the profession she wishes to would be a sentence which would be too severe. He said that sounding fate that something somebody trying to sound like a jug. What you did will never. I know, leave you, but it was pretty awful, pretty awful, that's an understatement, and normally it would attract a custodial sentence Scooby janitor, whether its immediate or suspended. He said. Woodward who lives in MILAN, ITALY, but the mother stabbed her then boyfriend in the leg. After punching him in the face. Was below the waist so a misdemeanor re. She then hurled a laptop

glass and jam jarred him during the attack on the thirtieth of September last year, the quarter she was in court to hear the judges comments, The court was told that Christ church would allow her to return in October because she is that bright. And has had articles published in medical journals,. Do you realise that if this is true how fucked up this is. That then they have the trap car that they drive down do impoverished areas. They leave it on with the keys in it and the door open. Why don't you down there? You gotta be white, is a ghost going to FUCK and Oxford. They know. They're gonna make a bunch of money off. He had given up prescription drugs someday well, current Anyways Woodward will be set at Sunday twenty four December September. She was given a restraining order and told to stay drug free and not to re a friend. If you don't mind, could just stay away from the person you stabbed and lay off the fuckin.

Pills or whatever the hell is that she had taken spoken for Christ. Church said I'm afraid that Christ church does not comment on the circumstances of individual students, I'm a little confused. If that was saying, I would think that that would make it a real court. Nudges. She's a little thing too fuckin lunatic a but she's an animal in the wreck. Yeah, I mean that's par for the course of being women. Do not pay the same fucking price. You know why guys get away with shit that black eyes there there's all fuckin, there's all different before you do the crime. You really should just do the math be like what am I. One sub sweetheart she's. Coming to me, I, like I can't be funny without Kersey, can't bring my lovely daughter Gazette my joy in their minds. Am I watching you are now. Is that what's goin on?

Are you coming to hang up? Are you gonna be on the part me listen to this shit. Some woman punched stabbed in through a laptop through a window in a drug and alcohol feel rage, and they gave her a suspended sentence because of extraordinary talent in the medical or pretend you could damage her career in the future Down to the latter, no, she stabbed her boyfriend in the leg get over here with a bread night. There was a bread nice. You know what the fuck stabbing people even invisible red knife, mere Renee Hill? You know you gonna make a bumper sticker. You know it. That's good! You can't go around stabbing people. That's right! You can't go around starving people, even if it's what the butter nine. So, what is it they let her off. Why I'll show you what it is.

That's what it is we hope, as she is way here- goes off. Yeah, ok, amateur career, I'll, go fuck yourself with their little for other little by little blondie white girl and a moto jacket that says it to sit in this world. Now, exactly ok. When she actually kill somebody next time we'll see you can't kill some of the butter knife show use. I shall use this fuckin stake. My next she's crazy is of butter knife a gateway to a stake knife. I believe so. I believe, if you're willing to pick up a butter, another line, a beggar does about anything. You conclude your case: yeah Can I can I hear your closing arguments for this white lady. If you are talking to the jury,

There are yearning would see where powdered wig sorts even more critically Whitefield guidelines I have to wear the binding everybody has to wear, went over their begging to dress up over there, my king or queen, who won the duchess. Ok, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I know that, what's her name, Lavinia, I know Lithuania, Lithuania, would word, looks innocent but you're staring into the eyes of a psychopathic would be killer. That's all I got man. I bet you do a treasure. Mice rules be way for you, little white bitch break. If I try to hinder a nail file from an airline mechanic to complete with to compete with cheap o airlines like Southwestern JET blew the majors need to oversell seats in the

ass, a passenger mrs their flight when passengers miss flights, they essentially by two seats for one, the one they miss and the one the airline rebook them on. They do this to maximize revenue per flight, I'm against what United did, because they could have paid someone one million for this sea and still not lost as much as they did. Unfortunately, entitled people want to pay for an goober and sit first class. It's hard to balance enough profit to operate in a three twenty one cross country keep prices low and still try to run. The airline like it did in the seventies. Flying is in its procedures as it used to be, and everyone is looking for a way to save a buck love the show go fuck yourself rights. Evidently, passengers are also to blame. But let me as well what was going on in the seventies. That wasn't going on now. Is there a way more people flying? Did you guys go after bottom, feeders sea have more airplane sea, have more overhead

I don't understand why it was so proceeds prestigious back in the run burgundy days and They treated your way better. Now they just jam everybody. You know. In the back of the plane and try to put the seats closer together, sitting getting more rose. Did you say IRAN, burgundy? That's? Not a real person now, but that the era was like in the seventies run. Burgundy seventies what's the matter with them Samantha with dead man, I would say I want wise, and this is really interesting. They are for people actually work in the field like what happened. What happened to the price of fields go up, so I don't get it when they just raise ticket prices. Because on the average person didn't affordable, good thing get him a father there right. Well, I'm sorry, I don't know why I came in here. I'm really kind of checked out.

Where will you go? We got it. You ve been dealing with the kid all day you puke dummy right before it did this sitting pew, go a split up, and it's just a little bit. You act like your witnessing someone getting executed in front of you every time she sped up like this cry. Oh my god, like all that humanity not, and I was sitting there, she was smiling and out of nowhere, you were just fuckin all came out. It's all warm! It's like some. I poured clamped she out on me and I was laying down. So what am I sure my belt, my pants, and it's just like to go the normal reactions of puking on you, no matter how cute they are. How Kyoto you wait. I swear.

I hope there wasn't a bunch of silencer, maybe it was maybe it wasn't. I don't know I see someone wrote you something about an article that I read all my family's slaves, article yeah yeah. That was an intense article I wanna buy. What does this person say? Can you read the question yeah! That's what I was gonna do. Could you not sit on the recorder again? My family's slaves, article Hame Bilbo beckons longtime listener. First time, email I read an article written by Alex Tis on he's dead. Now, ok, that shocked me but didn't really necessary. Surprise. We and I love your cultural agricultural cultural perspective on I got this is so fuckin long.

This article, this guy's talks about his family on the slave for fifty years, even after emigrating to America, they smuggled her with them and all that they treated like shit, never paying her forcing her to sleep on top of laundry. I imagine that dirty laundry, why would you want to have somebody. In constantly beating her for the tiniest of errors, only when the writer grew up, with an american identity that he realized, whether what they were doing to the poor woman wasn't right. Did he and his sibling confront their parents over this? hey man, you don't even think about waiting sleeps on our clothes.

Corey my teacher? That's not right! As a guy of chinese descent raised in the Americas, Raisin America, I've witness poor people like this first hand, growing up, visiting family back in Hong Kong. I'd see my cousin, their millennials by the way being tended to buy a young filipino girl, no older than twenties. I never thought much of this back then. Looking back, it seems pretty fucked up. I asked my mother about these kinds of people. She simply said that just the way things are These girls are poor. They need to support their family that ceiling kind of shooting employment that they can get once my grandfather took me pass city hall in Hong Kong on Sunday and I saw hundreds of young filipino girls just sitting on the ground. Doing absolutely nothing. I asked him what was that all about? He said that Sunday was the day. Often they had nothing better to do than loiter they sent all their money back home to their family, so it's not like they could shop or go to a restaurant or anything they slept with their employers.

I never saw see my grandfather turn his nose up at a group of people like that of ever before my grandfather, whose parents were murdered by the Japanese during World WAR, two while the hybrid about that should the rape and then king every that shit They fucking Japanese went off, And had to walk to the orphanage after finding out Jesus Christ, I've had an easy life, one of the kindest most apathetic old farts. I know loved randomly hugging white people. He called them halos because that's what they say to him one of these people out, here's the article, I'm just curious. What Someone like you raised with, so it was built on baby. I can't really step away to what we don't do it anymore, but obviously I think it's it's hereditary. I mean not now, but you should read the article. It's it's pretty powerful that whole

Obviously I think it's it's all right, I mean not now, but you should read the article. It's it's pretty powerful that whole thing, because this woman was given to his mother by her father Filipino and masters the they would just like here? This person is going to take care of you, so she kept this woman throughout her life and it became her children's care keeper back and she they want to do any fuckin work, and then she moved America. We look. I gotta get to take these kids out for a Sunday. No, no, thus again, ashes like the culture like this person is your nanny and now, like you, inherit them, or something like that. So wasn't! Even as if she had its is, part of their tradition? I have three like all of that. This guy grew up, and then he realised that this woman wasn't getting paid and all the other stuff and he didn't realize until it dawned on him like she is a slave, and so he tried to make things better for her and her later life after his parents died and all this kind of stuff back robe

now, but by that time she you know, I didn't know any other live, so she didn't really. She wasn't like yeah I've been waiting to go shopping at the mall like this whole time. This is so fuckin said, that's like it's like do by do by they tell always people Easter there that hey man come on here and help us build all these beautiful building should make all this money and get out of poverty than they get em there, and then they took confiscate their passports and that's just slave labour. That builds those fuckin places. And then they like the number one beyond me to get out of his they like commit suicide. It's fuckin brutal than you watch. Your shows in the big balloon tinted whores go over there by a fuckin bag. Not a fair, not fair, Dubai, turn fan to buy. Why can't they be sinless, like the United States of America know, that's what it was horribly depressing, and I don't know what to tell you about that. As far as like. I don't know how you do that to somebody.

There you go in. There goes the comedy right out the window. I wonder why he endless curious of why this person ass, like I'm curious, what someone like you raise a purely wasn't censured. Ideologies would say about something like this again. It's like. Are you forgetting that this is America? Those built here, but I didn't grow up with that sort he wants to do is get an outside perspective, its actually and intelligent thing that you mean like I am not from here. I grew up here, but you and I also have connections you know back there. So what it? What do you think about this bottle? But you know what I think I think it's a term I'm going to go on a limb and say that that's fucking terrible. I have so much more shit to read me I have to get out of here. Cuz you just going to be going to prolong it.

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Now, let's read some of the other questions here for this week not tat. I love when there's an update. Nevertheless, The other grannie fought can walk. That story here we got an update, hey they're, all Billy FUCK in water. I got an update for you on this. One story has good news and bad news our right to lash last week for those you did listen I'll, give you a little recap. There was I'm kid. You know he was

basically is engaged. He's gettin married in six weeks, so he's over his fiancee s house, as it is future in laws house her fucking parents, that's all right. So they play some card game, and evidently there down or the final hand, and he has it's called Grannie water. I don't know what The game is or whatever some people semi pictures of the card. The game does exist, but it's a really high point card or whatever And he was laying down how come you're, so he was laid down his card last. A sickly when he laid down he's gonna. Do the all fuckin right there fret I won the game at. He had the Grannie water card and I guess in the end of the game, is probably you get it you hold onto it. You played a crucial point. Several body sit near as everybody's lay in the cards down, wait to see who's, gonna fuckin lay it down. So this kid fucking Finally, his turn. He lay down to be like you know,

the kitten the last second three I just one, and because he listens to the podcast citizen, I got the Grannie water card. He goes. Egos lucky goes, its all fuckin grant goes its Grannie fuckin war and just Screamed. Two is in love. Ok, who never heard this guy curse before and do not listen to this podcast, so they just stared at him like what What was that? What is my daughter marrying like he just completely screwed the whole fuckin thing up. So he's asking me for advice Should you bring it up? Should he not bring it up? I know you guys. I caught a paragon. He says the star He has good news and bad news. The good news is my fiance parents were super cool. The whole thing so do I Bit the bullet and waited until we went over game night again last night knowing without them knowing the context, but once initially just thought.

Why were you like this fuck Danish, We thought it was really odd for media like that, without knowing without them knowing the context, but once it was, Splain my fiance texted them about it. It was no big deal, it was a huge relief. We played the game again we time someone played a car? They did the whole Grannie water thing minus the fuckin in the middle? Ok, he goes so. My embarrassment will be immortalized The bad news is that I mentioned that you read the letter on the pod cas now. You know I get one of those guys. Do you just like you. Just like step in and shit because naturally they wanted to listen to it. Thought. It was in a big deal because they lived through the story, commentary was hilarious. I warn them about the explicit nature of your podcast and that their. Were plenty of fox throughout the that you did the Grannie water thing before it was.

And brought up. Was perfect? thought? The story was hilarious, that is until the p s. If you recall, I may or may have not called Hillary Clinton Cunt, Jesus, that's right. You did. He goes yea norm dumb ass bill. My fiance just turned to me and said: did you write that he said my fiancee turned to me and said: did you write that with that look on her face? I knew I was fucked so goals. I did the only thing I could. I said I'll sorry about that. I didn't write it bills. A screener guy did Andrew did. Pixley emails each week, then rights the little opening line. Porn and then sometimes throws appears to make them more entertaining Why? Why would you write this? Because if they listen to this year fourteen or do they have no sympathy, for you say we go, he goes

bought it. So we just listen to the rest and we're laughing again by the end. So I threw Andrew under the bus on that one. I'm going to repeat my only good move from the last story and just shut the fuck up about it forever in the all is well thanks for reading it, the porch it seemed to help smoothed over no worries just tell Not to listen to this one, he goes by the way I do bought tickets to your show, and I'm not going to say where the show is in case enemies figuring out of the fuck. This is it's the week after my wedding and my fiance, slash wife by that It is coming to I'd love the median person thanks in go fuck yourself, right? Will you I'll be hanging out after. What scream out. I just said where it was well: you're fucked, Grannie water screaming

no fuck and say a lonely right now. Everybody's gonna do that this he smiles there. What's up this is built or for some reason, the podcast that I did on Memorial day.

I don't know it hasn't been able to upload. So now what I've done is. I ve turned it into two parts because I think it's been had. It was too long, so here is part, one of the fifty four minute memorial day Monday morning, podcast at the end of this one, you listened apart to yeah. Hey what's going on, it's bill Bur, and it is the Monday morning podcast for Monday May twenty fifth, two thousand nine happy Memorial Day to one- and all you like That is one of the most happy as Chris Crinkle ways of ever started a fuckin podcast happy moral day. A thank you to all the while the troops out there who are serving, who have ever served yeah get yourself a burger today or whatever the fuck you supposed to do in this holiday. When he spoke, seduce must go to parade is now parade is now to do you know, I'm not going to operate

I am not big operates. I don't like him. I find there my boring once I've seen the first band, I get it right, you're all basically playin the same song. It all sounds like the same song and I hate when a big Fuckin college ban starts playing top forty hits like it's gonna, sound good. You know, like all. That's the way beyond say should have done that song. She should had fifty eight guys on a tumor and twenty six guys on trumpets I'll play in that fuckin guy. If you like, a daily better blurred ring on it with a fucking trial. The fact that everything that you know twenty eight fuck you guys doing that shit you're all fuckin walkin with the same feet, were all taken a left at the same time go fuck yourself

like the drum light? That's all I like other than that Euro parade music sucks, there's a couple of Bam bomb Bob Bob up up up up up bad faith in a paper by that's great much already prance around And their red jacket with a gold buttons, that's fine, I'm all over that, but that's it. I have done all right. Let's drink now, let's fuckin fire up the grill. I don't need to see another one of those. Were bad bad, bad, bad, bad, bad Jesus Christ. How many more. Having a direct way the job we welcome. The girls choir with their little twiddle sticks, whatever the FUCK Natanz at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at. At that that day, we who do just stand there, my big forehead,

burning in the Fuckin sun or whatever comes in the entity. The Santa Claus or a fire engine at sea ended. All those firemen set the truck fresh after bang and a hooker you know or still on the cash somebody's button down in a closet where there was a fire in the basement. I love talk and shit above firemen neck. Is I don't respect them? I just love how they just have this Fuckin Dudley. Do right? People love firemen, hey cops, they love firemen. You know house is on fire they show up right, you can't get stuck in a tree who comes running down the street in a raincoat with a fuckin ladder, the goddamn firemen, they get a call you know, did not like cops All should offer don't stay, fuckin slide down that stripper, pull on the big red, followed, a fuck doesn't like a fire rigid.

You know I saw fire engine fuckin. Yesterday I was coming out of the dog park with my dog and there was like three of on line up. And I guess they would do some CPR coroner, what the fuck they would do when they had one of the fireman. You know he was. She was strapped down to a gurney. This isn't some gay shit. They were like. They were, they were, they were learned. Some sort of procedure probably had a move. Someone

get a spinal cord injury or whatever, but they I'll fire engines lined up- and I gotta admit this up- there's a little kid in everybody's you get near a fire edge is fucking great big red fire engine with all their fuckin chrome. You know, who is a kid didn't want to be that guy at the back of the fire engine driving the thing down the Fuckin street, you know me that's what I'm gonna do some day when I get super famous, that's the park that I'm calling it is. Our I'm gonna be on a fuckin to drive that thing down the street. You know they take you on a straightway. You realize how much those fuckin trucks cost yeah. Why don't either? I have no fucking idea how much it costs they gotta cost a lot right. You know.

Dude you gotta figure a fuckin Winnebago. If you get a nice one cost you a hundred and fifty grand. What have you ever win a beggar? They could actually put out fires, you know or save someone with the spinal cord injury. You not saying like that. That would be that the Elise to underground right. You know I want if I can fuckin Google there right now. You don't realize today. If you click on a four you get it your computer, the lease on a macbook, you get the calculator you get the weather for the week, you get a calendar and you get a clock. You know. I know that's basic computer shit that some I do here pod kissed. You know, I'm not Google, and that shit out, there's gotta be a fireman a too who fuckin listen to this podcast right and I'm a trash

cops by the way, either. I'm not I'm just saying how everybody doesn't like cops cuz when cops show up. You know either just got beat down by your husband or your getting a fucking speeding ticket. You know if that's when cops show up in a fireman's show up like you know that they stick a ladder. It's like very romantic. They put a ladder up to your bedroom and they just take you away from it all. You know what maybe I'll start that lets. Let's start a new segment on this podcast, where you actually you gotta, tell em add story about a group of people that only gets good press like either firemen? What about it? troops it out straight agree on Memorial day straight across the board, support the troops you support to twelve year. Georgie boy did troops it because I'm such a kind, I've actually broken down supporting

troops, you know tat. They too, I actually have so much free that actually sat there and has like really. I just have two straight across the board: support the troops, every single one of you now we single one like there's, not one asshole in the navy that even his fellow fuckin people in the Navy can't fuckin stand. You know there's some can't right now on a fuckin aircraft carrier whose just Poland is wait, he's always fuck off any nobody exactly went out to fuckin pop to attention when, when some, when some officer comes by you know, there's not one douche bag in the Navy dead is other Navy bodies are taken. It just push overboard. Jimmy I can break okay so that I I support the troops, but not the douchebags. How about that I'm actually going to make that into a bumper sticker and I'll just have a camouflage,

browser. No one question is well aware: leveller break it down her way, Gosain, he supports the truth or not the deuce bags. I guess a douche bag must play the people who don't support troops now dude the douche bag, the guys who our troops but happened to be douche bags. Ok, let's not speak in absolute here. Why the fuck would, I say, shit like down on the goddamn memorial day. You know what I support. All the troops a douche bag sedate, but on any other day, I'd I'd off. I you know I live and I live in the real world. Here, I'm not out of a real world. Look at me, I'm Fuckin Sidney with an orange microphone talk and shit to fuckin myself, I'm a realist. Ok,.

Ernie look at our look at all. What's his face their George Bush, you don't owe me. I bet people didn't think he was a douche bag. I bet he was a hot shit when he was in the Fuckin National Guard taken weekends off when he supposed to be there puppy turkey out on his boat, none. I d, never body live in Texas, for we had a horse or some shit. Is it an amazing about that? I just he just fuckin disappeared. You know, I don't. I don't agree with George Bush's policies, but there was just something about that: guy that I just really fucking related to you no enemy like. If I will, if I start being present at the amount of stress that has to be involved with that fucking job I gotta take some do the day that job was over. That's that yet,

I'd be like him, you'd never see me again. Are the very least our take like our God are you have need to take at least five fucking years off? I know they told stories about how much that job ages, you and if you don't believe it look like like younger pictures of George Bush, like how quickly you go same same thing happened to Bill Clinton. You know- or maybe maybe they just using using grecian formula because they they got elected like well. I don't have to do this beauty, beauty, parlor, shit, anyways. I got fucking fucking job. I'll, take him dick I'll, bring it in turn whether the easiest impressions ever built little Bill Clinton for you like that. In the end of this, I do have any Bob arena actually know it's one of the things that I

Should I do how to do. I wish I knew how to do impressions. I wish I wish I could do what I can more sort of imitate people who I hang out with, but I can't imitate famous people unless somebody famous already does the impression, then I can do an impression of their impression. That's basically, you know that's that's I'm sort of a hacky impression, guy and, and then, if you do something really obscure, which I think I've talked to before in this podcast

I got J Moors Collins Quinn, you guys seeing that and when a prick cross promote right now, not only J more but the opium Anthony shall go on Youtube and Search J, more open, Anthony and die. He calls any does a series of unbelievable fuckin impressions and the most amazing one as he does Collins Quinn and if you know who the fuck does that guy, like I've, no call on forever and I've never noticed any like taken the way he talks and this guy. In order me at one time I saw somebody do were the first person I saw Do Tom Cruise, the facts show was I watch it. I was watch it wasn't. Thirty rock use me here

clear. My wasn't. Thirty rock always at others, show that their dude from friends was on. That was like thirty rock, except they were taking it seriously. What the fuck was that one called sixty degrees. I can never remedies, I don't wasn't there a number in it now define Jesus Christ. We have to do a sketch show that what is called- and I was a drama but whatever, but there was some kid in there who did impressions, accuse fuck, an unreal. He did a Ben stellar an eye and a Tom cruise that way dead on, and I've scoured the internet trying to fight scoured is that is really a fuckin. Does at the right word. Does I mean you got burned now? Scalded is burned Coward S, not a fuckin word. Whatever I searched high and low near and far all over the internet. I can fuck and find it, but it's definitely worth is definitely worth check it out.

And now you go, I've taught myself into a corner. I dont know what the fuck do say now. I just realized that usually I just you know, get ahead esteem go into so do these park as they get a fuckin head esteem going and I just start running until I'm out of breath and then I go back to the screen and and and I read like questions or whatever, but you know what I mean Can I read a question this week. I'm gonna start off with a couple of stories about dogs are right, one funny one in one feel good one for the Memorial Day holiday, our right here we go. This comes from some fuckin. Do I don't name names on this right, I'm old school? all right, hey bill. I have a dog story for you. Whenever I visit my parents who live at the Jersey Shore, I always take my dog who lives with them to the beach

Personally I love that sentence. Listen to this. Whenever I visit my parents who live in the Jersey Shore, I always take my dog who lives with them to the beach dude. If your dog lives with your parents, that's not your dog, a right! That's, like you know, that's like your banged, you'd fuck and knocked up your sixteen year old girlfriend, and you left the baby with your parents and they raised it. You know your one of those douche bag in a bar fuckin. Two in the morning on a Wednesday start saying I was gonna, kid was uber kid. Full gurus takes out a picture of it, as I do is far too I'm on a Wednesday. Should you be homeward kid, I don't have a right now, she's with my parents. What, then it's not you fuckin kid. I write yet you're like you, like its brother sold a brother. Is that, like chalk on happy days, anybody mother, I mean people out there realised that Richard

Cunningham, actually at an older brother during the first season named Chuck, aided know what the fuck do with them. So they just haven't, go off to college and then I just never use them again and After a while, they literally started just saying that they get two kids and they never dress that kid anymore. You know never again, that's what you're fuckin dogs life, sir. It's like chalk on happy days, but anyways, let's read the rest of the story, is actually a funny story. My dog is a hundred ten pound golden retriever, who basically looks like a freak keg with legs goddamn, and I can't fucking reads. So I have my dog at the beach and his favorite thing to do with the beaches to go in the water and swam after tennis. Balls so one day, I'm at the beach in this is school trip of what seems to be above, fourth graters, a fifth graters, and they look. Let's see life in a jedi, sir. I, like you, wrote jetty like everybody knows what the fuck a jedi is where it, what is a jedi

a little pool of water that gathers during high tide and then remain stirring, low tide. Is that what a jedi is? I don't know. I know it's not a lagoon because I watched Gillikins Island are. I saw a few of the kids came up to me and asked me if it was ok if they could play with my dogs. I told no problem and the kids get a kick out a watch. My dog run to the water fetch the tennis ball, so one, kid yells over to his friend who's busy. Looking in the jetty he's like hey dude, you got to come over and check out how cool this dog is, at which point the kid in the looking in the jetty says way, you guys are missing out, there's a whole bunch of crustacean. It's over here, so that kid is standing next to me. Sort of turns it looks at me, Ngos or a faggot just burst out laughing because I was stuck in the exact same thing.

That's a fucking hilarious story right there, people- I don't know if it went by you, but that was a funny goddamn story. That's a funny thing about being an adult. If you're younger yeah, I guess you think that you know you got to get mature and you're, not going to think that shit that you would have thought in fourth grade and that's not what being an adult is being adult. It is, I guess, still thinking the same shit that a fourth grader thinks, but you got to act like you're, not thinking. You know like I'd like to think. If I was there, I would have said you know you shouldn't use. That word is very offensive.

Baba baba Baba gone down that politically correct route, but I probably would have left to you know what I mean. I was just funny on a lot of levels where the kid was being a little pussy and the fact that a fourth grader would say that and the fact that is coming out of a fourth graders mouth. Do you know what I mean? I would challenge one of those politically correct people.

I don't know what I just talked myself into a fucking corner get out of what to say. This is one of these deals. You know what is really people like. I had a big argument, my girlfriend and she's walking the dog right now and I know she's coming back in a half hour and she's work, she's going to come in and she's not going to argue with me. Okay, so you douchebags, you think you're going to get a little behind the scenes here in my relationship, but she's definitely going to give me the silent treatment and as much as I'm going to try to block her out, I'm not going to be able to do it because her silence is just going to be fucking washing over me. You know so, whatever you have to have in a relationship

So, are you gonna blow the air out of the pipes and die? That's what I did and I will be paying for today. So I hope you guys Memorial Day is working out a little better than mine. What you think about that ok and have a little pat on the back for me on a nice fuckin holiday, actually doing this goddamn podcast how seventeen fuckin free minutes so far I gotta tell ya not don't fifty minutes. I know I always say that, but I'm not doing it this week. Ok, I get shit to do. I get laundry going.

All right. I got a whole bunch of shit I got to do before. I can then go to a goddamn bbq show off my pasty white legs and have a burger cuz. That's what the fuck I'm doing so anyways! You know before I get too far down the road that is a new that is a new segment here. Will you have to tell a bad story about a group of people that just consistently always gets good press and don't fucking make one up heater? Okay, if you have one send one in, if you don't, please don't waste my time, people always try to do that. Like I don't read a lot of the shit that people send me cuz it just. You know some of the revenge stories. That's why I kind of stopped doing cuz. They really got like ridiculous. You know they started getting like James Bond, a scan of my tooth, the over.

Of this revenge is six figures. Ok, this didn't happen. So anyway, you happy, if you knew you know, a nun who has been a little country one day. Who else gets good press kids get great press, you know like they can do no wrong like they have been unaware that they're doing wrong. If you don't hate kid

on some level. You just not be an honest with yourself. I write. What do we got here? Let's go with the yeah. The question for the weak right question number one bill: if you had the choice to resurrect either resurrect either bond Scott Jimi, Hendrix or John Bonham for one night who would you want to see in concert you, son of a bitch, that's a hard one, huge ac, Deasey fan and I've always hated the fact that I never got to see bond Scott, but Jimi Hendrix. I would be like being able to see. Fuckin became

Jordan, cuz. I got to see him play. I will tell you that story. When I saw Michael Jordan Play, I saw him in North Carolina and not money played with the tar heels. This is a story for people who live in North Carolina because I'm listening the place was not packed. I might have told this story before I can't even fucking. Remember I talk on my cell phone so much my brain is mush. Basically, I was living in North Carolina in eight thousand seven hundred and eighty eight, and it was a year before the Charlotte Hornets were going to start in the NBA.

But to get people excited about NBA hoop in oak is obviously down there. They add tobacco road and all that fuckin shit. There really begin to college bar to get people excited what they did was they had to scrimmages at the dean down at the university in North Carolina and what they did was they had basically two games of professional hoop like scrimmage hoop and each team had a former tar. He alone it and The games was the Chicago bulls. First, I want to say the Cleveland cap we're. So you had Michael Jordan, former tar heel, and then you had Brad Dorothy on the capital, Years ago, so I ve got to see Michael Jordan back when he was skinny any add hair any any only had one dunk, but it was

was so early. I told this story before member that I told this story before didn't I, or did I tell in a bar? I can fuck, you remember, but I never was so early enjoyments career. I was not you're. My mom gone this the watch, a guy that guy's good. You know that guy's good. Can you fucking believe that? And then the other game was the LOS Angeles, Lakers Keziah James Worthy former tar heel and I want to say they played the Seattle supersonic. Was SAM Sand, but I can't fucker members of anybody from North Carolina. If you can, google it and somehow

it was in the dean DOM. I remember that I do remember that, and it wasn't nearly it was. It was probably three quarters for not even maybe sixty percent fuckin full Jesus Christ gotta get back to the fuckin questioner, aright basket, Jimi Hendrix Man or John Bonham FUCK. You know, I can't I can't finance or their job bottom morbid, Jimi, Hendrix love after years of I was gonna, see You know what I would have to flip a coin which doesn't even work out. Mathematically causes three fuckin people. I'd have to throw a dark.

All right I got to MIT Bon Scott is out God damn it. I never thought I'd say that okay, but the thing about Jimi Hendrix a John Bonham is day date. Changed Jimi, Hendrix, changed fucking. What you thought was what you, what you could do on the guitar and John Bonham. You know quickly. He brought rock drumming into the modern era, self Fuckin can't what a question. I have this. I can tell you. I would throw a dark between Jimi, Hendrix and John Bonham, and when I was see, Jimi Hendrix. It would be worth bandit gypsies, not with the experience our right Cosette That live album, he has we place machine gun and all that shit baboon but day by day by day do bad that one with Bob hours it buddy miles on drums and Billy Cox would have his fuckin name is.

On base that I would I bought that's what I wanted. I won't would want to see him at that wherever they take. That was in San Francisco at the Filmore member. That and I will see John Bonham. Royal Albert Hall and I would be back stage Would be able to see his fuckin based from four to figure out what the fuck was doing as ever. Listen old, live albums or ever watch old concept. Footage of how polite rock shows were like the promoter would literally come out and that they would like announced the band icon that Jimi Hendrix one. It's really cool like this promoter comes out, and people have the subtle polite, apply, applause and daddy. Here this promoter going now, you know some to the Filmore West tonight we have a wonderful new band.

Of all his type is shit and then the background Jimmy's already plan. He says that it is in the fuckin promoter is talking over it. It gives me China, second he's done and they just fuck and go into this You know me because I'm old now I would love to go, see a great band and be able to sit down and just fuckin enjoy them as musicians. I hate the fact that I have two fuckin stand up you know and look around that douche bag? Who puts his pocket girlfriend on his shoulders? You wanna talk about a fuckin, pussy, whipped individual, it's already bad enough that you probably had to buy the fuckin tickets yet to pay for parking you're already fuckin, whatever to three hundred bucks in the hall. You know, and then on top of that you that put your fucking check on your shoulders right, see a little use. Spinal cord is crunching down, so she can get up there in May

guys over there with the fuckin lead singer impossible, even flasher tits that should then fuck and blame on whatever the weed was fuckin laced with your actually helping her to maybe bang another guy. At that point You know because it the lead singer, like Sir, he just gives the nod to the fuck. And the his go gather some pussy guy and then, when he comes down there and TAT she girlfriend on the shoulder says he wants to meet him. You know you sit in had gone like you want to say: no, you can't do that, but you know you never gonna hear the end of it, because it was a dream to go, see: ya fuckin I Eddie fuckin douche bag. Whatever

fuck, a name is Eddie Vetture right, I you know I totally lost control of that story, because my washing machine just started beeping to let me know that the load of closes down. This is what I'm doing with my fuckin my memorial day or listen to the silence. You know be funny if I could actually do this, this podcast life- and there was a bunch of firemen coming over here to kick my ass. You know and just to be traditional, they didn't break down the door with an ax. They actually put the ladder up. Just a confused me Jesus Christ, my house on fire here comes. It will have that moment. There goes right.

These winding down, ok, keep going Jesus. Christ thought my place was on fire there for second anyways. So that's what I would do. I would pick between Jimi Hendrix in Bonn Scott and I was I would throw a dart and I have to admit I think I would see Jimi Hendrix in the but there I made my decision. I will see Jimi Hendrix do that was a great fuckin question was a great question. Comes another goddamned truck. You know it says, some douche bag on memorial day already burned down their fuckin backyard with their with their body. Jesus. Rice there's one. We got a in the back holy shit, they stop, and on my street only do if the middle of this fuckin podcast, all of a sudden somebody came on over like a megaphone area candied by everybody,

three days to evacuate. You know that happen to me when I was a kid Jesus. Christ is for fuckin fire trucks right outside my window. I feel like one of those guys I feel like Jimmy. Also like I'm gettin, a scoop right now. You know it now I have to go over and I have to investigate. Let me bring my little fuckin podcast station over here. You know be great if there was one right below the window and I could actually stick my head out with, I actually we're headphones and I got this microphone who, with the orange screen on it,. I just started talking like it was a nineteen twenties scares me. So, what's going on down there trying to get the scope? Why can I open my fucking windows? You know it's funny. You have enormous like whenever, like some fuckin old lady twists, your goddamn,

or like seventeen fire trucks show up it's like. Is it really necessary? Why don't you put all the old lady broker, fuckin hip shit on one truck? Do there's no smoke, there's nothing this for fuckin to fire trucks for fire trucks. Oh my god said a word on it. As a woman, I thought there was a guy Jesus Christ. Somebody's came walking by look like they were in one of those fellows eighties bans that just they I'll just head, like the other one hit wonders, but there was there was it was at home, seem like they weren't like our Doran Doran. They actually thought that they were like artistic. What that what the fuck and bands were, those they weren't wasn't like heavy metal. It wasn't rock new wave. That's right! I thought it was some guy dress like he was frightened a new wave Bannon enough. Just being I didn't, you know no girls, they put their their, dare ponytail IRAN, they rapid around the front. You can't fuckin see it do, there's no sense of urgency now their backing the fire truck up our I this is. This is one of these times. When I just wish I was old, so I could go out there and you start yelling at all. You know about taxpayers, money and shit. Do half fucked up is that I was making fun of firemen. You know with the beginning of his party.

Asked in four fuckin fire trucks show up. You know this is the thing I have to close the window, because my voice really carries- and I say fuck alot- not to mention the word cunt, so I'm gonna have to you know when they always lead to fire engines running you now. Breathing pays for that gas. We do say. This is great. This is the new segment right here. I can trash firemen. If there's a fireman? Listen right now that a fire manner, firemen enough for you, the fuckers is listening right now. Can you answer that? Why, when there's? No smoke, there's no fire. Why do eighteen truck show up you guys? All just bored? Are you trying to get away from that? Get at dead, the fat fuck down the fire houses making the chilly? It is that is narrowing, always there's always a cook down. There is now you got one, those big moustaches. Will you make it today? They afraid

omega mom, making some fucking chili. Really you can make some you're famous fuckin. Red hot chile, and then I'm gonna have had that in my mouth and I'm going to fight a fuckin fire. You asshole about some cool it now ass now. Can you hear the rumble of those engines? You know a lot of checks like firemen. They don't do some about how they rescue people. You know they got that raincoat sort of perverted psyche, no they. And under their is he gonna. She isn't gonna show me his hose. So there's about if I'm walking around their Fuckin raincoats Jesus Christ. You know something I gotta admit. You know what I wouldn't. I would walk out on my balcony

I actually have a little fuckin balcony. I could be standing on right now forget what the fuck is going on. I came into the rest of this part gases. Ridiculous. Was that really meet all at once to some accident? Their eyes is ridiculous. Others ridiculous, are, I am afraid of fuckin answer, these questions is for fire trucks sit outside and people walk, or is it a chemical spill. All right that concludes part one, and I have no idea. Why does such a huge echo on their some using the a quarter from my my fucking laptop, so that an part one now just go listened apart to just in case you complete moron, and he did know that. That's what you were supposed to do hey what's up this is bill or- and this is part two of the Monday morning- podcast four May twenty fifth, two thousand nine- and for the life of me I don't know what that fuckin. Echo was all about

sorry to tell a story. I, when I was a kid, this Fuckin guys barn burned down, and evidently he ran this big business and he had talks is toxic waste and these big oil drums. So evidently they went around to every house in the neighborhood knocking on the door telling everybody to get the fuck out of their house, and I don't off they forgot. Go to our house or what, but we didn't know. We didn't know so My brother went out to do our paper routes in the morning. That's how white my childhood was right after, at a piece of toast with that little square piece of butter on it. I went to part of this complete breakfast afraid my complete breakfast. I went out to do my paper route. All this smoke in the air and there was but it will have done a busy straight. There were no cars, and I was just this fire hose. Go all the way up right down the middle of the street. So we will lead away like loudest cool. I wouldn't go fuck. So while I ride my,

like down the street, to do my first customer, which is in the direction of the fire, so drove down there, my bicycle and there's a fire instead in there and he's got. Do you know that Fuckin oxygen mask on anyone looks at me and he did literally the cartoon double take. I hear you He added at you know like what the least but keep it equal believe what he would say. It is all Locally, I come up. My little howdy duty phase comes up the street right now. My little bicycle. Any company start screaming at me through that mass go on like this what are they After all, I care about just drop the F bomb. Brood. I had no idea Firefly book. I have a better. So we bye, maybe that's why my memory sucks, because I sat there breathing end. Breathing and all that shit illegible,

The guy who's who were Barnett was started. Radio Shack. That was that was the was the rumour so Ways here we go question number two I want to know what you think of old people go and coming to the gym. Every time: see this sixty year old guy doing sit ups at the gym. I feel sorry for I work out So I can stay healthy and lived to see old age, since I see old age, its mission cop right. I think I want to see these people, I think one or two things is going on either He doesn't know, result which is pathetic or wants to grow older, which is even more pathetic. I mean how selfish can you be? Do you want? your family to be wiping your ass at ninety. The big question is what age will you stop working out? I'm done at fifty? I Eighteen, more years to go thanks for the party

ass, they help my three our daily commute, make it much easier well. Thank you, sir. I'm glad you like em, don't eight was Many calls you, sir, by the way, are MA, am as at the worst first day that their fuckin happens. You dislike Jesus. I really emerald! Ok, what am I going to stop working out I gotta do it I'm never going to stop working out, but I won't be going to the gym I will be you know I've. Just I just sort of I've adjusted my work out. To tat with my age is deed. I used to throw the weights around over there. Oh right, you know I used to play full court hoop run up and but my body just caretaker, I can still lived weights and shit. I just get bored doing that, but, as I grew older I I've told myself there.

Gradually gonna morph into yoga in policies. I just their weight for every you, your go! You fucking gay sought doing stretching yourself nauseam. You give Welcome Bang year. You work. Do you guys are so fucking dumb. You know- and this is something about any time you do something smart immediately. It considered feminine. You know if you do something dumb, you're, a man if you work out any key, drinkin red beer, Shovin, half a fuckin cows head Do you call and then dad then you're a guy yeah, that's what I'm gonna! Do it, and now I'm not gonna. No, I'm never stung to stop working on. I'm never gonna, stop! Try new things and trying to learn shit because You do that shit dude! You die. You and it's very easy to be thirty. Two I've done the Math youth

Two years old? It's very easy to say that you know you're going to say fuck. It is fifty you're not to because it's thirty two, if you're still working out. That means you still look good, which means women are still kind of checking you off, but I'm telling you do. It starts dropping off when it starts fucking dropping off. You know you like Jesus Christ and even fucking. Look at me anymore and it's it's going to The value or you'll just go into a depression, and you will spoon with that. Depression and you'll eat yourself into an early grave before you fifty. So those eruptions are right. Hang in there to keep workin out. You know you wanna, come that. Do you wanna come that fat fuck! You don't saying we got that big bulge of fat right above your dick. You don't be that guy. You know you just you know you got that old person, I'm going to die soon smell. This is

you don't wanna, be that guy. I you know just out of curiosity and one of the oldest person is who actually listened to this fuckin podcast nothing. I always want to stay up on music and that type a shit. I think that's you do when you don't have children, but I cannot fail to shut up and move on with the questions are right. Question about three. Bill I'm from Cleveland and I've rose really and are really site about the. Cavalier Orlando's Wednesday game there was amazing, get a bit to suppressing at the same time. Fortunately,. Have lost one of several one, o six dip DEC there. The whole way through decent Leubronn will lead the Cavaliers to victory against the magic and who do you anticipate to win the championship? I have

we met, I don't know, shit about basketball and I started to watch now that the Bruins and the subjects are knocked out. You know I wasn't really even watching the Celtic suggest that in the hoop. And I gotta met. You know clean. Orlando and I think you could ask for better series out, but Lakers Denver series has sought it's like Neither team has won a game. Yet Denver blew the first game The Lakers blew the second game and Denver blew the third game and, what's killing me. Is that I don't see a dominant fuckin team in the four remain team? So I think this is kind of its kind of a weak year. I think abroad. Is the shit, and I think that fuckin super hero. Do there what Howard for our land always is ridiculous and corbies ridiculous, and what's his face, Carmel

Anthony is ridiculous and everyone else is regular, they're just regular, Stan and around watching those guys doing shit. You know maybe go they'll, get me a lot of fuckin emails, all these fuckin who pay, Two or four: can you say it stood for sure, make whatever fuck in whatever somebody guy's name is broken regular. He did he had twenty two. We won't. Seventy shit, I don't give a fuck pro hope, is fucking boring The referees control the temple where the game and the final three minutes takes an hour fuck that game. Ok, what is it? What is it thing that that the commercial that they have when's the next time great will happen. I'll tell you, when the rest ups blown is fuckin whistle every five seconds. Do the second one And goes into the penalty just kiss the

Rusty dago by it is the most boring. Fuckin hundred points you ever going to see in your life could be right, shoot and the front end of a one on one he's thirty, eight and thirty nine from the line tonight. Thirty, nine. Thirty, eight thirty, nine! Let's fucking divide that by two: that's fucking. What one nineteen there nightmare bees, twentieth fuckin time, he's gonna line twenty fuckin times at that point and miss no eighteen way. Can you be thirty? Eight thirty, nine yak, as you could give you go for three point place or whatever the guy's gonna lie like fuckin anywhere from sixteen to twenty fuckin times twenty At times they blew the whistle with one fuckin guy right. I know thirty, eight too high number, ok, but this night, where he's you know, twenty to twenty two from the line.

One guy one guy is stopped again ten fuckin times it's it's it's it's the worse and I got I think, profitable really gets boring. You know there's nothing worse than a profit game against two teams that are mediocre. It's just terrible another reason reasons why I love hockey, because at the very least to teach suck, maybe they'll be a fight. You know any other or if there is a fight. That is the lead, fucking story on sports centres, holy shit, the benches emptied or this guy? charged amount of fucker, whatever hockey isn't whatever they can happen in any game to God. Great support, if you like the movie mad max and you dont like hockey, your very inconsistent human beings are at least get on with computer. Ships we ve been doing, but very basic computer tips. Helping people like myself, limp along

dad just to get shit move? And here I have to admit this person brought in some computer tips this week, one two three four five of them the first for I knew so if you guys, you know you guys are really into computer. If you guys can, can go The next level. Here we can talk about preferences. You know what you know: they click on the apple and then click on preferences go into the applications and leave you can bring down that shit. That would really help me out, because I'm really get go to computers. It now or much better than I was because you guys. So I appreciate so. Here's the I'll get my girlfriends back. Now. It's gonna get upwards word right. Here are some of the questions here, question number or some of the computer tips computer Tipp number one. On the whole, the Apple command and the letter acts to cut. I mean people,

the shit apple command in the letter, seed, a copy apple command and the letter v to paste- and this is the one I didn't know- Apple Command and the letters Z to undo I didn't know that one and that one basic this guy, so eloquently puts when you just fucked up any document, email or typing that you just did if you delete something by accident and then hit the just hit apples IE and you get it back, goes God. I know you have to know the F three button to separate the screens I now, but I just want to make sure sense that shit is on the matter, do you know? What do I didn't know that one f three you hit that that separates all your window. What in which point I said what is therefore do and that's when I found the calculator the date my forecast for the weak and the time so that's pretty fuckin cool

actually have to start the park ass with that. So I won't know the dates but and for anyone anyhow be an arrogant, ass, her cause, I am more on so, if you don't know shit like that, that apple com, and in the letter x is basically when you just highlight whatever you just did. If you hit the command button and letter acts that will just delete the sentence, you know apple, see that will copy it and then Apple pace it to someone it is very easy to figure out, but I think at this point everybody's caught up. So if you guys do computer tips, if you want to take him to the next level, that would be greatly appreciated and are you fucking douche bag out there who are good? you're, just gonna go a girl, so Falcon basic. This shit that you suck at right. Ok, let me get another fences- are right, one here, heartwarming dog story and in Ireland the podcast here one I'm gonna blow through some underrated overrated, because a lot of people sent some shit, ok

warming, dog story Oh and also I gotta, have douche bag of the week. I forgot about that one warming, dog story. I bill you probably a lot. I I have a dog that we found five ago, I was driving her after work and I saw yellow lab mix in the middle of the road. She was running across a busy street within collar on one of those things. The vets put on a dog and I don't know it's fucking dog is, but it is irrelevant stories so she's running across the street and nobody was stopping. She was really scared and confuse run all over the street. Everyone was hawking their horns and she was just running back and forth nuts where to go basically freak out. So I saw in the mill in the midst section of the street way to turn when I saw I call for it to come over which he did and I opened my car door and yanked or in the car,

dude. You got more balls than me. I would definitely feel bad for that, but I saw all yellow at the wrong age and I've never just like jaws ice. Jaws. When I was young- and I will not when did the ocean and it is a fuckin stray dogs freaking out, I'm not gonna yank it in my car for fear of getting rabies. He's my quickly noticed she had a surgical scar on his stomach this I was scared and she had the most deaths. Look in her eyes. It really shook me so I brought her home and I put her in the Well, I got our dogs put in place where wouldn't see each other since did know how this die would behave. See this guy really knows about dogs. Here I quickly find that she was terrified and would not leave my site. You come over to me and sit on my feet and follow me everywhere. I went so we put it a different room away from our other dog, my wife and I got a plan together to find her owner. Microchip turns out. She had won back to a house with their owners right, so we put up soon

It went around to neighbour's house house to House door to door see if we could find the owner. No luck! The next day my wife went to the nearest vet office because we figure that's where she had surgery done well, they had never. Before but said the vet. The vet said he wanted to scanner for a microchip turns out. She had one and she, From a no kill shelter, so we called the shelter she was from turns out. They kept her at a veterinarians, have down the street, but Bob Bob BAR and They said that they were come over and pick her up by. This time was having second thoughts. After only two days or the dog had taken, tourism were as well. This dog love after only two days, and I can't explain it because my other dark care less about me. It's. My wife's dog and I and don't get me wrong. I love em, but this was different. This dog I got no my heart see. This is what happened with clear. I got the dog and after two days a fuckin love, the dog was one

where's. The vet told this her story, which was fairly. Later on by shelter RAP who came to approve us to adopt her for a home turns out. She was given up. I'm really fuckin. Flacon here turns She was given up by everyone in the families that adopted her. She was adopted five times Do that's not a red light flashing He was adopted five times and they keep get rid of her it's over. The issues develops a minor behavioral issue such as digging and getting out of the yard. She was placed in one left alone but whatever her name's Bela and while she a pain in the ass of the time. She is, as you said, what I come home to and basically zero. She loves the dog, the rest of the dog and says Congrats on Cleo. What thank you? I appreciate that you know. I don't know there is something really cool. I guess about rescue.

But there are a lot of if you're, a realist, there's a lot of red flags. Their document adopted five fuckin times. You know, I don't know it's a great. Thank God bless you ve adopted dark right. Let's get onto douche, bag of the weak are his douche bag in the week. Some reason his person. It's me, this email right, the middle of my day. Hey built nice move assuming I'm a female. I guess I read one of this dispersants questions and I assume that there were a few, male, so they got all upset you a nice move assuming I'm a female sense, never sign my name and when you read my comments on your podcast and always referred to me as a male. It's just interesting how people will determine four person is male or female without ever meeting them and just reading what they write. Why can't a woman right something about baseball hockey,

say saying something true sayings. True overrated, shit without them. Assumed a male, and this is after sheet the first email, she wrote, she wrote bill. Fuck, you I wrote, hey sweetie, happy Monday to you: ok So then she sends me this other email, It is really interesting how and people send emails without ever meaning that they assume with their male or female. So I just wrote back really, you know, that's it. That's all. It deserved really. You know owe me first of all sweetheart I dont know if you realize it but in the subject area up top it has your full name which, a female name few realise this, but I get a ton of fuckin emails and I dont,

people's name, so I delete the names and I just read: random, okay and at that point, I don't know whether its male or female, it's not a fuckin sexist thing. You fucking psychopath. I keeper my dog is a male because I fuckin always had male dogs. My girlfriend keeps give me shit. I guy take em out she's like her. You know, but it's not like you know: I wouldn't hire you if you had the right what a fuckin you're a douche bag. I write your big fuckin douche veto is such a big douche bag. That literally twelve other douche bag could climb in your douche bag. That's how big a fuckin douche bag! You're! Ok, I'm not assuming anything. I get a ton of fuckin emails enough but he writes about hockey yeah. I do assume that their fuckin male the same way if somebody wrote about Crochet a fuckin afghan. I would assume that they're, a female I wouldn't be trying to

salt, the rosy Greer Fuckin guy who's the knitting. Just generally speaking, that's fuckin! That's a female thing to do right doesn't mean, I don't respect you and your vagina and you're, not about hockey. You know, No. What from now on I'm just gonna, I'm gonna fuckin, I want to say the gender of everybody I write. Like here's, an email from someone who s a dick, just a quick notes in regard to the Caveman killer Mobile last week, the serial killer thing. Using a sharp and stick as a weapon and then burning it. Is so there would be no evidence there's a bit of a problem here, although Genius and inventive and inventive way to do it. He would get caught when the autopsy was performed, they would come across the fibers dirt and residue left behind by said: stick they would. And do an analysis on the residue to find out what what what it was composed of and what tat

but free was used to make swiss cheese or the victim now having that information, the authorities would then plot out a map of every single area within the state or vicinity of the victim to narrow down where the stick could have come from there, then jeez crisis along? They would then narrowed down that further bay, stone the composition of the dirt in a traces of nutrients and figure out exactly where this, what area the stick came from a mass sir. Would then take place, since said area and more likely they would be able to pinpoint the spot where the earth was disturbed or the branch there was broken. There are twenty four to forty eight hour window, concluding that since the spot where the weapon was obtain. They would then probably fine fine, from the clothing of the perpetrator, so they would that later putting out a new story with the evidence they had some one to come Lord saying they saw a car a person in the area that seem to be out of place, sketchy, sketch drawing, would be done and released in the cave meant

that would be located and arrested, putting a night tight bow on the case would be there ability to match the dirt from the spot where the weapon was found in the dirt found on the bottom, the shoes that were in the garage of said, caveman killer, further Astrogation in the vehicle would find more traces of that turn on the floor mats from the shoes and on the sea where the weapon was placed on the way, the are the offing. Sir to say, Mr Cave, sorry to say mister hey man game over, have fun playing high The stick and prison over the next fifty years to life, is price. You got to give it up to that guy for breaking it down. I know he's kind of he was only semi serious. There he's talking about like those fucking, Ane murder, things cuz, that's literally how people get caught like say someone with this guy suffocated somebody with the with the trash bag and somehow they figure out that that's how they

and they were able to find the impression of the woman's face in the bag. It was one of the previous things ever and but I gotta tell you something you know. I know you just. Joking around what most that shit, just circumstantial evidence, and if you don't have the weapon. All you have is all the guys to say what I like to go. Hiking in that area. Yes, height in that area. Yes, my fibers were that you, you know, still all circumstantial at that point, if you have no priors or anything like that, that's a whole bunch, circumstantial evidence, and I dont enough. You get a good lawyer, you gonna get off you're gonna get off. And I think that's it- for the money report. As this week look at up to fifty four minutes, it happened again and I didn't you know why cause a goddamn fire trucks and I didn't even get a chance to get to the underrated overrated, yet

but you know these things are really building up. So I got a blow through these ok overrated driving fast now many things make angry or on the road than when I'm driving seventy five miles per hour per hour and I'm gettin tailgate. It really is seventy five, not fuckin fast and a few people. You know something I you know that really annoyed the shit out of me to sometimes above it up to eighty in people s, in writing my ass? What the fuck I can understand and appreciate the need to get some are quickly, but is that that doesn't mean that wherever you to go is more important than my need. Private, my destination and one fucking piece where that is true, but you know son, I got to argue for the other guy here that if somebody is riding your ass, you really should get out of the way. You know that I know that said whole guy thing, then you feel like a bitch, you know, so what you got to do you got to stop on the brakes and be a fucking ass

but really I gotta admit, though, if you are doing seventy five. Eighty in the lifeline, somebody still right in your ass When you get older more relax, you don't give a fuck, you do you do you do go to the right like I do now and ass. I want forty times you do, that you actually get to see the guy get a speeding. Take it a little further down the road, but the other thirty tat. Nine times other thirty nine times you feel like a bitch, I gotta admit, underrated, quiet time. Remedies have quiet time in grade school. I wish so still around. I work in a tea station- and I like the guys I work with, but sometimes I just need everyone to shut the fuck up. Do we have to be running our miles? Every goddamn second for the next eight hours just sit there and do your work for a bit we'll talk later Jesus. You know what, though I totally fucking related exactly some people. Just don't like fucking silence. You know they find it awkward and they got to keep running them

Kind of like me for the last fuckin our Jesus Christ are underrated. Tv show the deadliest warrior on spike tv. Just look the shit up. It pits tutor. Warriors together from different time errors and they see who would win. Dude. That really sounds like some nerdy fuckin shit. Isn't that right What are they would wait, an alligator or a shark they went Chewbacca or Spock. I don't get, that shit. But you know what God bless you, Sir, this people out there went to it. So I guess you know, go check it out. Real, quick overrated, women's intuition. I've always heard educated intelligence. Women say that women's intuition is always correct, sorry, you're wrong. If that True, wider women repeatedly date, abusive twisted guys would their into, Shall I tell them that the guy? What the guy is like

yet. Another reason of women padding themselves on the back for no reason. Right, sir. You know what fuck that chick? Ok, whoever dumped you ve, just fuck her man, you know, there's gonna, be another good girl coming around. Don't given to the bitterness don't given to us. Or maybe that's just from dating for well, because as a lot of does a major part of me really like that email. Yet another example of women. Padding themselves in the back for no reason: Jesus Christ. If that sentence, does describe the upper Winfrey show I dont know what does great great one hour Here we go in women. If you sit there get mad, you can it as you can always fuckin trash guys cause. Our freedom are definitely I know we deserve it right number to Disney movies. Ok, I'm thirty five years, old now, but even as a kid,

that those sugary shit movie sucked bloody balls I do like in winter. Let me know how you feel Overrated interlocking lives interlocking lives movies like crash and fast nation. Get it we're all connected. The shit is getting old. That movie crash was so fuckin overrated. So fucking, that's one. Those will be just as it was about race. People thought that it was saying something question before the movies: you're crazy. I love richer prior. He was one of the best ever, but this movie is average. His talent is pretty much wasted on this film Here I would have to say that is that the one where they walk into the deep into the jail That's right. We bad! We bear that's like the funniest part of the movie, and I won't have to agree with you that

though guys I'm actually come up on a fuckin our here. Fifty nine minutes, twenty five seconds listen, there's supply. You guys all have a great memorial day, and I really should made this one shorts? You could actually enjoy your memorial day, but you know what you got. The whole wait to listen to it and if you listen to this on Tuesday, that means you back at that fucking job. You hate and I just killed an hour for you. So God bless

I have a great which to the future.