What's going on is billboard it's time for a Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday Monday morning, podcast and usually on just checking in on you to see how your raw your work week skull one in that typists The outer run my yap in every once in a while. I have a special guest and this part cast deserve alone I shall guess once I have from a guy I started out with. While I learn from when I started in a Boston he's got on to tore the entire frigate world he's been and like every fairly brother movie said something about Mary, and now he landed a series, regular role, Is it on Amazon. The Amazon prime zone. Prime hit louder milk starring run living, then we'll SAS O Brien Reagan. Isn't it one and only boss,

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curmudgeon guy who yeah he kind. You know his first wife died. I do want to do Why too much of a very tragic way that burdens him right. That it be up your clothes, but there's a little bit a twist and stopped. Yeah, that's ok, right always saw the first one Well, I've got afterwards, but yeah I'd have any episodes of you guys do. We did three seasons of tat each authority episodes and the hope is that it does want Amazon, Prime in and they decide to make war sees US Farley produced and drank load Bobby more day, invasion is being euro. Eight nine episode. as the treaty of NICE seasons long so or how can we get the jobs we get so myself to delve into it's? Just I still getting I greatly without a glass and it's gettin, a belgian Every season, the inner already reasons in a hurry keep up with what the hell's Goin,

how to fill it. We ve been a serious regularly, some for three seasons, and you haven't wrote that I face. You know Europe still what I still be able to come close to where you ve been doing. But let me tell you about it: we shot up in Canada and it was on. The directive is already is general, nobody saw forever and then Directv can emerge days, be our bodies beyond and now the real maxims there, so they be made our channel the audience general I'm going to be a preview generals were HBO Max, and so we had no home and eleven shopping at note. Hopefully China. I'm frightened bylaws finally found a home. Yes, don't got good deals with it, Well I'm here, I'm excited what I'm gonna try to watch all things called louder milk, which I was like. What is it? mean like the US. Despite the milk is the I've gone bad. It's just the guy's last name is loud enough SAM louder? Not not enough?

worked in a movie one time and they had bad guys. Last name was clap, hands clasped hands his first. There was Mister Slash day was clad in it. I thought I d be like a book and work permits. The club adds don't touch it. Stairway to collaborate The fund will be aware that a good movie too, but like that, I like, when they actually come up with some sort of you know offbeat name. I allowed at his love louder milk, because you go loud. Remember what the fuck does that mean and then you click on it. The spiny carriages guide does actually congressmen from I earnestly North Carolina sadness. Congressmen, louder milk. If you give your google it you'll see it comes Why would they are under utilised? That's why I never heard that, let them out and what I actually knows Eisner. How did Peter come up with that name: no idea. I don't know, I don't know if he even that I think I might have Bobby Moore. I want to stay for some reason, but I'm not sure they created the show together, and then

you're out. We all right with me. Jimmy got actually wrote with tee a couple episodes together. Our seas are not two and three. Don't you're all over this thing, I love it and you got your play an eye on how to promote that you're gonna, be it crackers in it. It was this. And right Friday and Saturday two shows wandering each night just shows one Friday once out of it. So was I may twenty eight May twenty? Ninth, yes, How about everything into five hundred by you, I told you, my daughter's boyfriends and eighty car driver which isn't yeah, the craziest thing in my life. Just wait and see, drive and in that raise drive and he's in second place the almost one, the pole position by a three hundreds of a second, you lost it to backtrack Dixon, because you had some tape flapping on his guard sort of down should have taken all holy shit, it's crouching over the Ganges, ass people. Watching this thing I went over the other day, we watched Bruins game before the play. Our started smoke

cigars and all that type of stuff, and I met him briefly. now he was raised at that level. I just get I don't know enough about raising I just I was like I decided. Neither. I'm all in a bit I got border ivy legs, I watched it out. I know I thought of whatever means qualify lapse into the pit stops. It is not worth it goes into it and you have no idea a grown up in Boston. I thought I was a bit faster all the others, baseball bat, loafer, haughty and raising would be there. You gonna go there. You know what I read. It does not really knew what it was now the sun number went away. I envy five hundred yes couple years ago I was the first time she cotton and Broil excited and golden scar shit about me. He was by labs during the last alive laughs at five hundred and now the sun, our open to God, willing they'll be better Europe, but is also terrifying. The more I don't believe you haven't. It's terrifying,

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kind of like you, don't see that an F one f one has a really snobby sort rich. Richie, you, no fucking, read your daddy like crowd, but like the Indies five hundred the media are already man, I love it is back to it. Wasn't I thought I'd be, and I can. Of course I got a dog to fight. You know so. You're not like Michael Vick. Here when I get a dog to fight, you know, and I give a shit you know how do you bout? I started in Boston and ninety ninety two and you would as one of the guys that that you just like this guy's pocket body, This is back on. You know we were trying to get on like star surgeon family on the road and all that shit. I remember you get you remember that showcase. When a big man, the comedy connection and in Boston, and it was like the deal

was like he was. He was gone out on the road this season due to two, see the town in person. What am I doing? What is really happening was the ratings were slipping yeah. So and they go out. He had to go out, go do a torn and every was there with this chick resolve. of course. I never did the tonight Sherwood Johnny Carson, but I prefer for the ethnic man he sat way stage left in all round the corner yeah. We all went up trying to work on deck jokes. I will try to be like squeaky clean. Why didn't? I didn't do that because I had already prior to that a couple years earlier lost on star suffrage circle. That's all I ask is what we like them the guy went on at night. Ninety, I think I did star swords and I lost the terrifying. I have always that, like the dates shoot that during the day was it at night, it was I like them It afternoon was down in Florida, we shot it, they use a shooting knowledge, but I think it then they shot and slaughtered. I treasure idle,

down there. You know, I got universal area, they are now. It was just crazy and I lost it. Loathing elastic Cassie Chapelle, whose comic out of your verticality, chapels, and here we have a big like waiting. I should like also to pull their head off at the end of the show, you're, a big bang, hasten because it crazy is doing enough. I thought go on after it? Now I do that, I think I wanna buy got. I got three point four star. I get the forest fires. I got three point: nine that whatever I got I got like there isn't much you didn't get without getting for stars and she got watched. Efforts beat me an hour. I want an investigation? We all the money round at that point now. Is you start now? Your eyes strata, Europe whatever, but I did I did is good as I could do you get two minutes and I like it. I thought I got a fingernail. You know it is ridiculous people notice to ensure the rapid fire guy so like in those two minutes. What did you do? Forty fifty job,

I probably did besides, I don't they does anyone vast besides Gavin make regarding their makes me look slow, but I Remember billion. You said you can remember like do. I can remember like clear as day you hang out with the green room and opinion all comedy connection. They rode fry your own right used to run it. are there not that wasn't enough. I very users is big. You should hurray idea. This is by you, Atelage news. He'll have people knew you then, like day, I always have trouble you're reconciling than you have now with that, because you just so it's me. I always have that a few of you might thereby bought braided. Actually I was little Billy bar hours. A year has been in and I probably took another six years before I developed fully into an angry young man outbreaks. Why the way do? What are you doing here?

tell you I am this. This year been going to therapy and I just unburden myself of all that shit that made the angry, and now, when I mean this weird play stood where like not being angry like it feels good bye doesn't feel like Oh, I don't know what to do with all this space. In my chest now and sent me, I like to know what happened you too, you have your kids against. You know, use that. Do you not think differently? You know that old thing is to hold different life changing event I think dinner, but catches you did you think, like. I can't I can't pass this on again now. This has read the cycle regular. I fear that this has to die with me. If you like, I mean that's, why I quit drinking hours like getting fuckin,

like blitzed, my daughter would be upstairs and, unlike I would be the datum drinks, and they were like night, you nothing next, those months in a row We're almost every night. I would sit down and I would want May tv eyewash, a bunch of Adam twelve or something, and I would just get fuckin like drink three big once and just if ever the night- and there was always the guilt going, like God forbid something happened, then you wanna take her to the hospital. I know you couldn't. Do it soda

a patient was over again in the open attended. Do you know any really? Is it make sure they make a rethink? A lot of stuff in was important and you don't get comedians. I mean shit, I decided to some Monday night and about a club. You don't use and I'd say collar and I'm takin sixpence like Europe, United, like you, should have such bears a week it up like a Tuesday at the fact that I really have a phone. I don't feel like I've been about it. I definitely do not break holding the average rate of Santa absent negotiated up. I'm taken six bears on a Tuesday night. You know too bears before going on stage, one on say: someone sent you a fuckin, shot your government, the three trove Saturday night I remember I gotta be comic. Has one show that you just gotta repeating jokes Chechnya? I'll? Never do that again, you weren't, you you're a beer on stage guy I used to go out and what would you drink was a butter, a butler S lab but light. And then I went to Mc Ultra you'll, always China watched by girlish figure you're inside throughout.

so when you go back and watch you take you guess what you're, not by the outset. But by what bear you drank up, it will appear on the agenda. Corona was about over ninety. Four rolling rock is really really data with their job. I just thought I I remember one year, the owner, the complication started. Charging us forbears over out of pocket outrage, an idea that I made my little little protest it all. I guess I don't you gotta make money on your headliner really follow me, though I ended up bringing my own, but likely that a green revive the butterfly cans all because it saw dad's overseas like this battle, Protestation Europe, why mean to be fair? the club owner your I mean the guy's a Nazi guys as hard as they kill could drag just as hard like cavern knots job would have away rest his soul,

Die man I'm a murmur Nazi like right after you would finish to try out discoveries, guy, Kevin Knox, right, Boston, comedy legit for people who are not familiar with them. His big lions, main alike, hair right molly. now you want to set aside the always came in that attracts agent, and it wasn't like you know, like I hipster thing like you: He was he. The guy hipsters dress like like the lieutenant bombs were dressing. I came here we really dressed and he would come up there and just apps. Will they fuckin martyr and than anyone, but he afterwards, but then he always was to get ready for triathlon only would get ready for it. I thought he would be totally fuck and clean and sober within the set he finished the thing. He would immediately pick up what I can't imagine how about the strain of your heart do that. And I saw him one night down at the am the comedy. Can

can you be so sure face? He couldn't loves, jokes and ever noticed some quick little job between comics, because he will always House dished up and he was making further beer come on. you're like a gay or allow Russia to the bottom for a Michelob light member that the anti grass roots that yeah, maybe just like fuck you up by one. You know it's a stupid joke. Anyone like that and so should Maisie just go Raising the vile middle of lightning just goes may like as noise. The crowd of thinking that I look around like what you certainly get her out. Now, maybe was I go on for the laughter he looked like. He was on everything and I was like so loved. That said, because I felt like all that should happen, all the time lag. Right. I showed up right as the party added I should have a ninety two. The eighties bomb was over. Every comic was opening with

You know so I ve been solved. The three my baby, I love of invoking a year of everybody liked the whole fucking thing. That's happened a lot. career. By the way you know each, It always do that are these that those rules are another shots to the red light during cranberries, not a woman How did you know everybody realigned I'll bet you have all always button minions you'll be given everybody there shades like us like Jim Jones, in, like a dear, oh dear. I was afraid drink with the ideas I actually didn. There was a period where I didn't drink because. I saw how it affected all of those peoples. Careers wasn't really that was more. The blood and other guys had like yellow arrest, was garnishing their wages and they could lead the state. I tell you, there's a fuckin show in there somewhere outside yeah, but then I showed up- and I started out with with day for treason.

Bobby Kelly. They will all like day ever drank Bobby was silver industriousness wasn't entered drank ourselves, I hung with, thank God is dude I would have been. I would have been better I ve been only one element, you lunatics I tell you, I always bizarre. I always just. I don't know why I just always how that shops, which thank God you're, always a couple times no, but for the most part, my my life- I always just I don't know I just couldn't do it, I'm not that I'm not addictive personality. People can hang around me for all weekend and they never gimme. Another second thought can I would add that finding TAT were addictive bureau.

think, but I do remember Patrice. I'm retreats back. He was a door man. When I was headline in ice committed Ebay. I check I and he was the most fun and never ever dream and that he be piece of actually Sunday remain outside. He started to open my representing all the trees are you know, and I was a young again but wasn't better It establishes surreal to me. You know tat, I'm kind of thankful that the Devil, I'm existing, always great back then too was like I mean George Carl and had an open but other than that provided and was workin clubs. That's all you couldn't really afford. to bring a guy on the road with you not so we all got to work with open for all of these issues who Jack's they cut out of town, and I would like the club a call I'm a bride. I got two I got to do all we can with David Alan Greer number that debt you can t run or whatever the hell out of here. Hooky love ya, gotta chinese joy

Yes, are you anyway, I'm comedy and chinese places in Boston, the corral the hawk yeah, like it just take a lot of people like our ass as responsible for the Boston, can be seen as the convenience COS. they were all about and they will again did your friends and arrogant, Poohpooh platters yeah that's the call back there and you know it built that there could be a coup in Cambridge. I grew up in early than we used to go there at night. It all started that drinking I wasteful faces run on route to there. We go to actual coover prom night. Several years later, on, don't stand up in. There was more surreal thing in the world in the attic dexterity was broken. It right. I always try to find their place like what what what is that today, the ownership

Our summer shock is like up about a Boston. I got fish joint like on the planned all the same structure. I think they changed it. It's been a long time since I've been by your to penetrate dear you're, on a gradual, refresh bond bridge right there. You know Jack, as I remember that was like a dame with some are willing to do so. That was right around the corner from his house. The date they overtook vows jolly, think I don't care. I like what appears to be primarily that they got I'll get value Michael prior, unlike what the fuck I started It does get out its start. Who did you are when I by open for David out a roof of David Alan reared like Wendy led men. I, the gigs, Wendy wasted the gigs overtime. Road gave a very tat Sanderson these holes, but you know I did open for those

excited about waiting for the money, yeah yeah right through other Billy downstairs with the boy, but can you bet I walked in what was working for me, my dad was a big trend and I ended up about like deprived, shows up what I got open perceive out, which is crazy. I mean retard what a renaissance guy my dad used to say Steve out my data, the greatest as your anyone. I knew tat and you were just how my dad would appears inside you Steve Alan on whatever, but knew when used or under title way before I was born. But then I got my dad's favorite meaningless. Cooper like a dog for Back Gilbert Life is always a bitter sweet. You know the only guy want to present your old man was my dad's dead in a more proactive remittance. Sarah Lille in Rhode, island in old Providence, eaten Talley. then I will diminish drive and that a club- and this time he shows stories it just incredible this incredible that Cooper is

arguably the most underrated convening as far as like unbelievable will funny is how long he's been that funny? Yes yeah, I open for bill. I was like in my thirty's maybe, and he was sixty something Tell him you yet more energy than me. I've never seen anything like it. Nonstop for an hour on stage is killing yeah I will tell you unresolved: anger is like rocket fuel That is what I worried about him, rather be like a fuckin yoke. Instructor got up tonight at the who has, unfortunately for tat. He should have been a big big stars and I also commend the budget. As he spoke his mind, you never took any shit any and unfortunately to his demise you don't get hurt him, but he told me he was hard at him like he saw the white version of Patrice wasted. What I mean I don't know, I should speak for backup public but, like I remember, Patrice, was one of these people where it was just like

If you just didn't, say that last thing it was there. You have it. Nobody's gonna make a little bit of a compromise the play in late. I love the idea you guys like me? They were getting here. I was, I was such a pussy, sometimes it I wish I could say some stuff, but these days upstart Europe. But you know how many times I thought that you have at times to this day. Sometimes I just do shit just accepted and I just think like gonna just wish. I had that poetry they were now five years later? We all do this. I would like to stay. Where would you driving down the road in some guy? Does that india- and you start talking about what you forget- it should have done before- that guy was cut off now said that shut it down you, don't it aggravates the maggots better, it's better! Not to do it because there's no, no obstacle. Yeah, you know that hold that Sinatra song about Greece used to play. That thing.

My way, and not the words of one who niels any be seconded check or like do. This is like great advice. If you know how to apply it. It's like all those contradicting saying so Let me ask you this during, like this whole pandemic. You know you gotta, you got this this. We can come up a crackers enough in Annapolis. How have you been working out, your stuff, you know I will now in only just to be might exert a full time on stage is the pandemic started. I was I I went from March. I came on March sixteenth, I was doing. I was due Saint patties dig down in Naples, for they cancelled it and then so I flew. 16th of March, and then I didn't do any of the November. I had to get down Florida, a corporate gig and I needed it. I was too much money I couldn't stay. I need you to do it you're going to work in freaking nine months, so I go and do the gig in Florida at this by private golf club.

The thing was outdoors and attacked, but still like nary a mask inside. You know where I can download helper immigrant nice to be another plated Trop rally before, but I figured out would lose out the crowd all browsers. I instead I opted for the less offensive. I used to be here at camp covert civil. So I do that I am. I do all right, but I was afraid I'd take level. I always boat you fast, so this maybe go slow, because when we try to remember my shit, so it was actually got a good. Also give me a new found, love comedy again, because I wasn't just funding it in you know. Sometimes I get into the routine. You know oh yeah, now that's that's the kiss of death. Let me ask you: what is the. Why do you think you? you're your style. I go on that fast, we're like ever just like look like when I look at early tea Save me yeah going really fast and I are pacing the stage and fast for me. It was I really

it was it was. A confidence is nervous energy, but You ve been doing this for fucking ever and yes, movies, silk, onstage you since I've known you Are you one of those guys where, when you lay down at night, like your brain, is torturing you with thoughts? Is it just now? not so much. I do a lot of thoughts. I wish I was a better I you know, I have a lot of thoughts I think about stuff.

I'd like to legislate. First of all, I think it was a Boston dying because, God forbid I used to call it like you have to tell the silence. Probably does any silence. You know you have to like you can't you do you have to get it. There can't be silence after be laughing at all time or you talking not. They can never be put on a pause and I learned from gab enough, although guys I've, because apart from did, do that, I can you. I just you know is another meant for mine. You know, but but anyway, my personality, just bit more like with gabions that I was always, and I think it was a nervous that you don't want to have any fighting silencer coffins thing. Your Europe makes your God forbid. There is a pause. You really mean so much to answer the question at night. You know, like you, haven't by your jokes himself, but I dont have I dont get it well. My biggest problem is that

I would if I could at it better than I could be a lot more effective waiting to work when you, what was your childhood like? Did you have a big family? Did you have my words in my two sisters? I was the oldest in my two sisters are younger one eleven months younger and one are like six years younger than but my dad was maniac. My dad I get up by TAT. I want my dad, but he was like you know. I was always walk around until the needles you have. My tat was in a good mood. Everything was good, but God forbid is in a bad mood. You know, as I walked around on eggshells, you no doubt was everybody's dad we're dead Maybe I love the guy's. A fucking maniac

I am also delighted that a big tree, the hill and literally one report card game- I remember like be nervous, reckon I come over their own of his car. Wasn't a fuckin driveway of a second take my stomach because he'd make a big, dramatic thing about it. You know what time it you're just ituri was weak it at my mom. Afterwards, nobody take my product at my my report card and throw it near the fire. You know and I feel like sit near faggot terrified. I don't want to take the wrong physical, my daddy's dead, the greatest heartbreak I put you know if you could do it, I'm sure you would do something different now, but they didn't have the tools. The information wasn't out there doing like living. You lived above all of your neighbour with yours is smart as the people on the street. There wasn't this this like now, where likely the fucking access people have with the internet. You know it's a good or a bad thing, but, like you know, I was required

so like learning an instrument like back in the day like small erect out figured up Y know, you got fucking you too, and you can do you have. The gold plating show you how to play it and just like your timber is the whole fucking universe where we as group on, like wherever you. RO up. Do you prefer a different kind of ignorance and each town, because every year off, just in living in these parts feeding or of each on irish girl, I run one night of summer, but it is my down displeasure. Draken then help and the roadside remember the bats like there was an alley to the summit that we got into words: cattle with his bats. My daddy's bodies at twelve gauge shorten ever forget, shooting the backside of Sky metal buttons night. The Naples set at night without a reply, you know he's a gold and silver stop it. There was if there was video another that stuff you would definitely be indefinitely problem, but anyway,

Let's talk. Let's talk a little Boston sports do like what what I won't have to the guy's Warner Massachusetts guys. What would it be like if we didn't talk sports here? So we got? I had to have nots with the bronze in the south. The Celtic suggest up against what at whatever the NBA is now where everybody just soda, you know, jumps on two or three contains were not one of the teams. Everybody's jump on right now, so we're gonna, fuckin ass is handed to us, but felt I tell you. I am not as it's funny basketball. I don't fall like I used to salvage the boy ass. I watched you stop, but I'm not a big big passed by guiding waste ordinary bird magic. Those that error I loved it united, yet the younger and more it's what I guess, but you didn't watch right through Jordan. I thought it was great right. Don't Jordan S watching those spur as things, but I felt like the colonies Jack Lakers was sort of foreshadowing. What was gonna happen? and where is it became mom? I mean it

seems to be like it's really good for their business model, because it's not like only works in a lay like a bunch of people. I think watched with golden state would never ran was on their. Like short, so I think people love, I felt that they create like many dream teams now, and they just out of place each other in Uganda, I'm just gonna hold me your teens one of those things that does it. I guess I don't know. I guess. For me too, it's always been football before I got really annoyed with the whole draft that the cheating scandal. I was pleased that Non Sacramento flushing gave our eyes. I called it s a bad job. I ll never forget it. I saw the whole thing. I could call me like angrily, rebel. Laddie devolve. I like ran over to get the ball. They call the follow on black gladly and what did you get? It was the most and sure enough. That's fucking game! Their target and in the bad I all? I want to eat up Celtics, you taught chess game and I watched at officiating progress put it on that dont, you guys, like one guy yeah yeah.

You and I were on officiating crew and unshaven points. How many games. Are you officiate with me before you figure it out the exact like what the fuck is built on over there, and I was watching the Utah jazz play the bosses Celtics in Utah, and I watched them like change how they will call on the game like four times during that game like all the Lechner player on a wait. Another call on everything now they're like the plague. It was like there was switching artificial because In writing. I was always the town was set and I will not go down the seller. Just saying this. The Fuckin NBA Baxter in helping those. Also talking about the building were broken a fucking. You know the Federal Reserve, they just thought. I was not job one night finally got busted. I was so like felt spoke vindicated the like you see, and then they did the

as one thing I acted alone was just have the same game. Chris Weber systems driving down the lane to probably up and the guy gets, tries to get him for an offence. The fallen using media get broken anywhere close to it offers evolve and they call the offensive on particular Weber and I'll, never forget whether they shouted almost is almost behind The Baltimore Raftlike us with his face- I guess you're one guy who is unbelievable, don't be such a bad job in one. Oh, my god. I know that's another thing took a second listen to me a fancy. They have just as many as us and they count one from the ba before there was an NBA they called then I'd be a title. They got one, that's a fuckin. You know a mopped up, ref help, and then then they got all these pylon championship. Were free agents come because, like other good I'll admit is itself, in two thousand. It was a pilot, yet we built it seemed a bit, but other Natalie

Kevin Mchale was in the front office of the Timberwolves. He gave his Garnett for nothing. I mean like I'm, not going to sit public were innocent and all that I'm here today, as a fan of professional fuckin, who But let's talk, let's talk are we're talking. I thought, that's what they're flattened the penguins and I'm just gonna game seven and beat the brains in so we get another couple days, arrest and animals. Whether can come back right now. I'm telling you that I think are about past the House of Commons in animal feed, Now they ve all been I've been opened with the kids are still so. I caught most of the series one of the games I caught like only the third period, the one we're Miller, got her only caught the third pillar, about what are we gonna wisely next next areas we gotta come up the washing the guy's definitely but really think that Light Taylor Hall just the threat of him. No, it's always go back a couple of goals, whatever just a threat that guy's and giving us to legit lines yet looked up.

sheriff far are. Are our top line also caused the other team to have to adjust the airlines where it it's like? You could just fronted load on top. I like you, did and also I think, I've what line with Wagner those guys a complaint fucking great this year. There are, we celebrate our soldiers and you know I think I say what getting by the capitals as much as job some people don't think there is good. I think Europe that's great it we got by himself. they do it. You gotta give us god you're going forward. Penguins it islanders off me, They know islanders. I feel, like you know, what's we got Taylor all we ve been waiting there, but I feel like the kind I had a number of this year and in Pittsburgh, historically, the historically speaking they ve had people like Marilla View of its jaws, be more a bulky enemy, Jackie that fucking franchise to were like the one to superstar punch day.

That not only did you eat you get lucky, maybe you do at one time the fact that they did that twice within twenty years, values I love shit like that. Like see like, like Although the Green Bay Packers went from bread far immediately the Aaron Rodgers here because, like if you look at the dolphins yeah, you know they were Bob, Reseated, Dan Marino and then just now I was still when it's I am hoping to get from Alabama with the Patriots Fucking maps out, because its eye Brady's gone like. When does this happen again, Bela checks, almost seventy hey, you know what I always say: don't cry for us. You got a good run albert goes out, but I hope they can keep going you I mean, but here I remember the years and you do to remember it was secular pictures winning. I will only twenty somebody is willing to play off game unless secular within Europe may come to TAT was just how bad the fucking Venus.

now. I remember that we never went that law, but we we didn't go deep. We had like we had that great run. It said. The section in that robbing the pass or call against the operators which whites wider, sympathy on the top role. That was a pay back, yeah yeah. You know He gave me the game and then they gave us the game. The other fuck away, but I now have we got about. I juxtapose got that kid. What's his name now wants, so they got him like the guy who had there with the mustache what the fuck's his name the second the seasons over. I forget everybody's fucking neighbour, I murmured shoop yeah, gonna may issue like that kid. I like that kid, I just like the way he looks to me like a fucking quarterback like back in the day or other those guys. And stable, and are there appeared in the mustache Citizenship Desalvo like Fucking Porn stars back that, so

before we get out of here. Dude I'm here in the avalanche, man a mirror, the avalanche of up to your partner gas, so the west, the West, I did enjoy seen Saint Louis gets, swept yeah yeah, I don't know I was there another reason: terrorism, fucking asshole, I fucking any challenge. This crisis? Let them play nightly nineties early, two, thousands hockey I will never get. They beat the Bruins play in ruins, hockey gold don't wait. Lucida was gone Thornton onward to stand at around, but you know, for their fans are regularly forget it. You know I haven't watching the fact it may police cars the Canadians. Three games: the wanderer girl. I know the last time it beat the Canadians in a play off game, was nineteen Seven, the year before I was born was the last time they won the cop jeez, but he's a thing

they haven't, played in the playoffs since one thousand nine hundred and eighty, I want a different conference for like almost twenty years, so kind of watching that, thanks to their there My second tee my route, the brides and then I route through the leaves which is a virus causally fans, fucking hate the roads, because at that time we came back and bade him down there. I just as much as the have stated so but are, but I thought I was gonna, get the biggest golden nights or just don't know enough Second, when Europe is it's crazy, you can read still on their tea. I dont even know Domini nightmare, I was watching, highlights a video game ha away. I was gonna go without paying What should happen? I was gonna go well when they first when they first came out the first month it will play the ruins and I was gonna go, but I had a gig, so I could make it now. I gotta catch the brewers. We should do that. Do we do

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How can I still get we showed up as a fucking junior? I because voices even today, after all the crowded over the principle that the drop whose only having enjoyed this cave walkin, are you we quiet place and he just started Pocket Yelena he's gonna, given detention or something never gonna run of the crowd had absolutely nothing to talk about, but anyway, really happy for you brought a lot about its on Amazon, Prime Jackie, it's gonna be a crackers Atlas this Friday and Saturday may twenty eight twenty nine come out and see him watch down a few What lights is he makes me laugh your ass off a Billy. I can invite you just tell my ma. Am Jason Comedy on Twitter and Instagram before you get

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happy memorial day. Abuse all tat to the true sister stuff you motherfucker face with shit. now what you do it? it's all have a moment of silence for everyone who made a sacrifice for this country. The right, let's go stuff faces, There's no way isn't what every fuckin holiday is flat. Day today is a day. you remember, remember, remember ah the flags of wave, though about those countries not me, How I stop our faces basis, spaces. Let's get rock another five, what thou mothers mothers is now what it is, how do people actually gonna go to a fuckin parade today?

from the halls of barter due to their choice of triple poking, Sir Beyond that fuckin two lines other than a God. Ex Marie or a current Marie One or the other, Is that what they do and when you, when you join the Marines by the way to sing that song, as some drill sergeant is in your face I hear you you fuckin scream Oh shit, No one cares men. Anybody who, in the military service, simply for the ability to get through boot, camp and Evans somebody screaming in your face. I just king down every ounce of your being to not let, Just punch that guy right before could face is the thing I got thought about that shit, like I put said

get really fucked up and all the Sunday they wanted draft soon to be forty five year old, balding redheads like myself and I have actually What about for some reason now think about whenever I do polyps, because whenever I do collapse always claim the rope. I we stick. You think I could make it through fuckin. Maybe three obstacles. Three obstacles in one of those book can't thinks I could get up the falconry. I could probably couldn't do the required amount of polyps, but I want to you just get out of the drill sergeant. You know. I still think there were Bob and price, you're at the bar strike. You guys get the fuck at my place. greatly get one on, what might thing is if someone was screaming in my ear like that, like tonight is what our tetanus over the fuck. You said, I

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suck. My dick you know what I actually shouldn't say any this, because I have no idea what they say you other than what I've watched in movies. You know, so anyways, happy, Mama we all day abuse full begged. The troops stopped before conveys with some shit. Should be the official memorial day. I think the only people truly appreciated or people who have actually served and no people who have served. That would be my really built. Evil I think that the people who are closest to appreciate the most, what other groundbreaking things you gonna say in this podcast. Oh! I know I know I'm a moron right. Can you Let me have my moment. Can you well all right there.

I'm in New York City right now. I'm in my old up lonely a shit I don't eyes do this is a single man, although I have to tell you it's. because other community not TAT Alexandra, you don't you should use when the best fucking comics out there. You stand this great joke I'll just to the justification of Fuckin Bertha, hastened to say that base quickly at. It was essentially that you know being single its sucked at night. we'll lonely, but it was great for the rest of the day can't I feel in that, but I do have two. I have to concur with that job, that it nighttime when you fuck and go home by yourself, that's when it gets tee, because when you wake up in the morning of airlines to run you gonna go to jump out. This hope.

That's what it is. This hope that you're gonna find somebody Night, all their hope is gone, and it's just you an ice cream and slice of pizza euro solely crying issued. crying softly is chewing get down with a trust actual. You know I ve. I've made a rule that this time, when I got through New York, I'm not having any pizza might have in any ice cream, and I know what you're thinking Failure in New York City. You have to have the pizza. Ok. Well tell you what I've had enough New York Pizza to last me: a fucking lifetime. First of all. Ninety percent of New York Pizza Socks, a giant pizza cock, because many sense does make sense.

Simply because this so many people living off the fuckin reputation that New York has great pizza. You know that's the problem your does have great pizza, but there's no laws prohibiting anybody from a pizza shop saying the best pizza in New York City, you no fuckin horrific. Maybe if I do range of fields are go over to that certain pizza thereof run first avenue. I always liked a pizza had a nice fuck unzip over there, no zip to the sauce they're nice, all Tang! Then they settle what the fuck was, that there in their raw pizza slices enough. I repeat, is always that shit. You like stumbling home after a couple to three fuckin whiskeys right and then you fuckin, ah, was with them.

I'm saying I realize I have to get a fucking appointment book as I just realized how much shit I just planned for tomorrow. I'm gonna get a stake. Fucking dinner with Joey roses and keep Robinson. Somebody over stared poverty club they had chef over. There is gonna teach me how to make up ah compete supply over there, because I got the big green egg. I can either Bugger up to seven hundred Greece, because you know what I'm talking about real- I set about this, this big, green This barbecue were at a smoker and they give you Spock showing you all the wonderful shit that you can make on it and I'll have made on in his burgers hot dog and fuck and check it. So I want to take it. The next level I want to be able to make a pizza, but you gotta not to make your own fucking dump. You know. I do not do something to have the sparse and show me how to do it, because I'm flock and say

I am always tried, some, no, ah what their? What said build up to the two fuckin today anyways. but those Bruins ha. Here we go broke words here we go outside. used to big? That's that at that used to get going back in the days in the old Boston gap. Now they go. Let's go bro winds and uptown. You that's the right. your chin, who's here opera woods here we go and let's go rangers aright. Well, you know whether ages ago, and now out to the fucking golf course has yes ruins it. One short weak went to the Fuckin MECCA Madison square garden in five gay It was actually a five game sweep whose kitten hope you now not to take. We think away from the Rangers, but I'm gonna be all right.

When the whole rally on your side gets going because our gully fell down. I would have you ever seen a goal that he does falls down like some kid play and pee wee hockey at any time, they go out. There was a right, the eyes tat. You fell down, took its ok, it happens to the best of us. Go down public break. You see it all the time. My favorite thing in a public rig is watching that guy, when it takes like twelve seconds from before A ban on the hope of a better right, the fuckin six going backwards. Six going forward is right and then the fuckin that would ban, as is usually the packets, first and then the fuckin whiplash, and then the head makes said nice hollow cocoanut, puke right up the fuckin ice that unmistakable sound of somebody squash

hitting a sheet of ice. As far as an incredible said, you know, I don't think that that can be reproduced by her We what, unless you actually had somebody slam the head on it, that's incredible, not evil, well those Casio keyboards that has access to us thousand sound effects. They never have the even on setting. Never have the sun effective ahead, hidden, thought or row. Where is she device so there's once you nods What is it somebody out there? You know what Photoshop cuts out there trying to get me up the perfect that that perfect, sound effects and set it to me, and I let my first sound effect on the podcast in or not this adore lacking morning, shell and every time I say something though Michael. What was I thinking and then click the button and then you'll hear it, and then you laugh Be in the parking lot do your job holding. But the steering wheel, tenant to just staring at them

Dorothy. You dont, want to walk through having those last few moments to yourself. Thinking about all the decisions you made over the last twelve years. Why did I break up with her? Why do they major in this way by this car? Why can't, I feel feelings anymore. He's your eyes well up with tears to look up at the Heavens, one of the same old guy up. Did it gives a fuck, you cry softly the need for some unexplained reason. You look over to the left, and this is your boss steadily, but this will look on his face, like my crying

fucking car. She quickly try to play off like a sneeze, you take a big deep breath and you push all those pocket feelings down. You like it and get out of a car. I, for my part, I had thought an ideology: allergies. I have seen they can't wait, I'm sorry anyways! So the Brooks! I'm not gonna go play the the most confusing franchise. And I am in any case law and the UN itself. I don't know how to feel about the fuckin penguins. I totally respect them Then I'll fuckin blown away by them mobility, to somehow always get the guy. That's the next sky. it's insane up like the last twenty years, twenty five years. I would actually put them.

beyond the Yankees, your weight of it Why would I wouldn't? I would compare him to the Yankees. when that went beyond the Yankees. You know got babe Ruth than Luke Eric, then Jodo module Mickey mantle, I would actually that this is the closest thing you see where they, the penguin Mario EM, you. you're, a mere yeah Sidney, Crosbie in fucking, you know market, I don't wanna say an antennae are not a fuckin say these hockey next nowadays, I should be shocks all these french Vulcan names. That was easy right. Michel delay all shooting scars on de la ah fuck and for absolute snipers. I mean unbelievable fucking top notch. Goddamn players.

To credit right, they have that and then on the other side, and then, whenever they get hit, there were no moral amused at night. people go start, shooting I'm not gonna play anymore. I. Younger was always like valleys. Gotta mullet need just loves those kick cats all its four people will ask why you know Gone all those girls of book, but I wish I knew that one eyed Floyd Sidney Crosbie Big Party lip Fuckin cub scout daddy is you know, but state of that guy other than the fact Did you know he doesn't do anything wrong in life, helping all people cross the street, this skates on runs out of the arena is at an all person trying to cross the street. Just a fuckin weeds.

Cereal box cover, look and son of a bitch wise, you, son of a bitch, because you know he's better than you. head and shoulders, the best fuckin guy in the Lee, then he got mob guy could be a fuckin cunt and be like hey what about me. He doesn't shit he just places goddamn game and its tremendous our right to great fuckin hot town. They had one of the great last arenas that melon arena Carnegie Melon, Heinz whatever the fuck they called it got the Pittsburgh people. They got three names for everything, see the Heinz car gay Carnegie Melon are just Melon August, such for butter really just Carnegie messengers, all Fuckin remix, like p daddy's in there by the

the more years that goes by that Biggie has been dead and he and his legend just keeps growing and growing with the fact that nobody's ever match that guy's ability with humor storytelling and being able to paint a fuckin picture forget about his charisma, and he saw gave remotely with the Falcons charisma that guy are right as the years go by and you keep going back frustrate, but the new shit any just keep going Back to that that mumbling fuckin shit, that puffy does on every fuckin track. It's it's like is, can somebody out there Tell me some fuckin biggie tracks Are you? U removed puffy guy? That's! Ok! In the fucking background, whatever the fuck, you said,

or just repeats every God? They the last word of every line that Biggie says it's like. We heard it, enough for you to be in there with the fuck Fadus push knows down. I gotta list your mumbling Jack S. I tabled a worse Vulcan RAP songs ever was one and that other mumbling jacket, mace. Jerry S eyes. I saw her gather dean tell me which want to use fuckin rapid, because I can't tell why am I this upset anyways, let's, let's let styled them but stout that must get back to the fucking to the pan. Am agreeing with him Ah fuck, so that's one side of the penguins and then on the other side. other penguin anyhow crosbie benchmarking and complaining MA

Hell. You bitch modern, complaining about the thuggery, the cheating and all that fuckin shit and then like right their own goddamn locker room. They have had Zack same thing, where you had the brute demagogy of Mickey man: oh look there: they ve had that of the fuckin biggest goddamn need breakers. She, sons of bitches ever get out. I have this love hate with the penguins, I love because I respect the franchise and I hate him because not because they these cheek and constant fuckin just go out there and try and people's careers. It's the fact that they then have the balls. A bit. You got a lot of work to do. I will just gonna play over war with this week. What are you gonna Fuckin met cook. Thirty five years of watching people play hockey, I've never seen a guy checks. Somebody

The boards, in accidentally completely sever the guy's Fuckin Achilles tendon. How does it happen? I don't know They say it was a fucking accident if it was anybody else, I would have believed it he had to say. thing about my cookies Zack, I can actually play he's a fucking, great player and he's definitely toned down his shit, but I mean I can't ever forgive the guy. Does he ended survives career guys follow through of a fuckin shot not be more vulnerable and you come by thirty miles an hour and hidden within Plastic shoulda belaboured pad, which is like it. Somebody crossed the job at the fuckin wrenching you and his goddamn career, unbelievable, I'm fucked up, of this is gonna, be yeah. It's gonna be a brutal series The only fucking

part. I can see on the penguins. Is there they have shaky gold tending you know, but just their offensive power. I just I am. I don't know my heart, says Bruins, but if I was put money on it, I'm here I would say penguins insects. I brought you go away. You flatly vanish, Yankee Way where you? U flagging, yet now weird navvy living out flock and now a good. Now I just watch of hockey and I've seen what the fuck their capable of like semi Crosbie is literally unstoppable Europe, an Fuckin star, and if they just have one guy like that, you know like the capitals. Let's get nowhere near raw crosbie, although he had a great year now get how those guys fuckin wine to be able to join.

You know we want, if you just fuckin, had him, but the fact that you have all those other guys. You know market Almost guy? It's not it's! Gonna fuckin arise, You know I'm calling it right now. We're gonna play the trap. We're gonna play that boring as fuck and haughty and it's gonna kill me. I'm gonna, have to watch because its mighty, but I'd want before anybody sends me the emails now I don't enjoy watching it. Even if we want a game, I don't like it, because I really watching the penguins, Senator's son receive another. One. Last game was of that seven door. Game was a fuckin was a blow out o by way. Once again, you know a lot of people explain to me why there was such hatred towards neighbourly fans terrain. one general and all type of thing, and everybody was saying that basically did that the biggest city in Canada,

swear like all the media is so because all the media is there. It's like. Ronald than thinks. The whole fucking country of the whole world revolves around them. I'm not saying it's true, I'm an outsider, but that's what they say, but it reminded me kind it a kind of like like new Yorkers. You don't owe me like. They just think everything begins at fuckin ends you know, like many others I Madison Square Garden is this MECCA is because it's in the middle of the biggest fuckin city with all this media here and a lot of New York. Is they really confused that it's a mecca it s, just a gallon place. People come and play hoop. There. because that's where they can make the most amount of fuckin money the most amount of media exposure, but that has nothing to do with the next hour. How good

but the legendary the Knicks are not legendary they're, not our. I was likely sit in court side. You have low, red, Jack Nicholson. Woody Allen with his awful have Jesus Christ. You know at least to allay they have the decency to get their faces. Laminated be the celebrity sitting on the Sab just fuck it with the anyway. So the next her up, the ranges about Kosovo roads at once. Again garden is silent and is for the circus, the MECCA, but that that's it I'm gonna die. That's that's the fuckin! That's what happens

goddamn. You realize the Rangers have one one Stanley CUP and less seventy three fucking years. You understand that. Do you realize that, unlike the fuckin, something years that the envy He's been around, the New York Knicks. If one only two titles. Do titles less when the one was a nineteen? Seventy three oil, as do the math on that one, that was forty fucking years ago, as a version kills me till the guard rock and last night is always telling me how loud the gardeners- I'm fucking, believable, really ok, not louder than the fucking piece of shit. tv. If that's, why Z garden, whatever the fuck, they call the Boston gardener when the broad came back down, fuckin, Threeg, Also, a game servant was louder than that poverty. I'm asking you

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some day, I'll be rain and add for your company there, let's keep. Let's keep talking with the sports here. Right lose gettin, who I don't watch that much NBA hope I don't. I really I'd die like that. I know I should on it a lot, but I got it. That Dwayne Wade flying fuck elbow right. Now it did locally He was trying to leap over the guy, but at the last There was no fucking reason to do what he did was like a a sling move, and I what's debatable. But what killed me? Reggie Miller and the other commentator Steve. Immediately. The first viewing of it just go yet I was intentional at all that stuff. You know it's part of the natural bodily movement when you leap into the air like what are you re elbows just sticks out like that to give some

before I'm shiver. He fucking gave the guy an impromptu flying elbow. That's I think that he left in the air. You know cause crossing over each other, a weird way he jumped over the guy and like all this is head arboreal falconry. Read out like a game. One allows the guy collapses in a fuck. He I'll I heard is known for flop and. But just killed me that just automatically desire. holy shit. Look at that elbow I'll wait! That's one of the super stars of the league in. I don't think that there was any They re meditate, there was no malicious. Just it's ridiculous. that happened. Dwayne weighed and he went down. I Where you got both of them, would it be like see now that that right there that's the kind of thing that just does not belong

This game, at this love or or at any level for that matter, you know. Let me those kids rob watching this gave a match. Just look at doubtless watches again of me. I've just disgraceful, that's just outrageous pray at its hated outside a lynx? Take a look at this and I will be really surprised that general was black Dexter. The next contest, fucking superstar dilate immunity by that yet always gotta we have seen the area flap wings like a bird. You know he doesn't have any feathers. So he's gotta talk is his his hands back towards torso, very normal, very normal right. There. That's it! That's all. I know about hoop this week, other than appalling for the paces. Who else is playing who's out the west? I love you know I love. I love the spurs in their white guy basketball that they play. I absolutely love They are fundamentally sound, pickin role, fucking kiss it asked the girl

Ass, I can't jump either game that they plates tremendous This is not a lot of white guys out there doing it, but when I went I watched his spurs plate. That's it looks like five white guys, plaint picked up at the. Why and in its effective I don't know how they do it so horrible They plan their plane, the grizzlies. I don't give a shit, I'm just so elated that the Lakers Zone, so fucking related, absolutely love. I hope the White House stays with the latter the same way I've enjoyed. What's his face, Alex Rodriguez, staying. With the New York Yankees outside biggest is my most favorite yankee of all fuckin time. You know. as they try to shame him out of town and he's just like

You don't want me, sit down the play of game and give a fuck I'm not leaving their contract or fuck yourself some stay. I love it I absolutely loved ass. She was really disturbing. I Youtube video last night, I'm I'm trying to think of how the hell I got there. I was watching animals and is watching these two little fucking weird thing, They can't see that well there heartbeat, when they're nervous can go to like thirteen hundred beats per minute. You know Like some China, when, when it was fast his hand single stroke role, drawn contest, they fuck it, they can beat him with their heart. They can't see that well. They basically they have to live meal to meet their heart, beat so fuckin fast. If they miss a meal, they could actually die. Sleuth

slot. I don't know what the fuck this thing was, but all I know. They don't see that well and eighty two of em, don't siege, they literally run into each other. I gotta find this fuckin video and they just said this. The sickest Fight I've ever seen in my life what they had to slow down. Like when they were showing a thing on, this is not spent up footage. The south fast is kind of like watching to fly waits times. Like you know, to the fifth power some watching that shit, which it's the more shed, and then I see like these. These, these bloodhounds gettin fed. We will do all that shit next thing anyway? Just guinea just keep look into the rightness more. You know eagles killing, snakes, snakes, Killin fuckin. There The monk ghost killer of fuckin now. Mama and the next thing you know I watch

he's rednecks next bear hunting. And I got all these dogs. These MEL cages naked. Stick their fuckin heads out its letters. They stick their heads on a gold brow. right and all the people, like there's thing I wanna get out of his cage excited because they want to go fuck. It hunting is one up what I'm thinking of doing so. My thinking to hunt these bears with dogs. What the fuck is estimated bear could just swat one of em. Kill him, but what it is they have so many of them and basically the dogs go. They chased the bear. The bare goes up a tree. And then like ten rednecks walk up to the tree and then besides, all right I'll fuckin shoot it and they should. It falls out of the fur country. It's just the worst. I've ever seen in my life. Just as far

like listen, go and bear hunting. it's unbelievable, fucking balls! I, which you and a body you know and you are in their country. And he could stumble upon a grizzly. Bear that that she's Walker with it and then she merely comes over and tries to rip you fucking face off, and even though you got a gun that still take an unbelievable Amano boss, but I gotta tell you this hunting black beer with, like fucking ten dogs five dogs and they chased it up a tree, and then you should watch years. I'm gonna shoot tat thing. That's the size of my garage denial that man this is fucking disgusting was really discussed. I respect it on one level because you have an ability to live off the land. The dollar crashes Like well we don't have any thing in the stock market. Fuck it let's go, bear hung up.

Those people really are the ones who are going to survive. So I have such a trip. This respect for anybody who hunts as the ability to go out and in basically go get some food unlike means a total pussy just goes down the fuckin grocery store, they're gonna get a pound of negative requires a pound of the turkey. Do you smell Let me get this smoke turkey from poverty, cheese without I'd like the right. That's me hunting, I get frustrated when I can't find the cereal I'll song basically one of the guys who, when the shit it's the fan, You know what I'm in a city- and I just get fucked in heard into some goddamn FEMA camp- I'm done avenge ray, I'm done right. Those red next will just fine. Back slowly back offer their property like that due to tuck his path,

between his legs and that movie with that chick who was in the Fuckin pinball movie right. Sounds in the lambs, just slowly, fucking back out right, What's in you, never see him again, never be able live off the land, in fact right it out and will create. new plan. You know. And they will be the ones that eventually topple over the bankers. After them, staminate everybody and they take all the land and the laugh at those rednecks. You know and as column of pesky problem, not try to hunt down drones from their Fuckin Phyllis No fuck, rednecks, they're gonna be out there covered in mud like Rambo Little, but a deer urine behind their necks and eventually they get a car back like fucking, Attila the Hon and all empires fall in. It's gonna be those mother, Fucker rednecks who do it tremendous respect from Ok, I haven't said all of that Jason, a fuckin beer

are up a tree with a bunch of God, the dogs? This does. You should see the bear up there like thanks to stop Billig duty, fucking kidding me yeah, it's it's not like China. but it's not totally upset. It's like I m up tree. I don't really know what those things are. The very loud does a lot of them, but they don't And to be able to climb up the tree so eventually they'll get tired. They'll get thirsty the leave I'm down, you know crack opening. The stone and have a powerful, a honey adopted we'll be my day. then all of a sudden these fuckin, you know get a girl. All these fuckin guy just come walk up and up telling their literally standing, like maybe twenty yards from the tree and this giant furry bag is right up there. They ve just shoot at the neck

it just feels they always they don't need added out yet fallen out of the fuckin tree ass, still just data, many rednecks out here. Listening to this way, you can defend now that just seems like the yeah, the tidily winks of fuckin hunting. You know checkers, not chess economy. To quote Denzil in one of his movies, where he screamed at the Falcon white guy from the suburbs. Doesn't Yet always in over his head right. Taken on the slang All right so, like I mention I'm here in New York City and I had a great time last night, I went down to watch the comedy seller and did like three shows down their reminded me in the old days when I used to do all the shows here in New York and fucking jump at cabs and sit back and forth between the clubs. You'd have a new joke needed to try it three times in one night, AEGIS, Canada,.

You can't put a price tag on then I ran into irish fear was living analyses now in New York City. And his work in his way into the club Tom it last night, he's gonna start being leaving fail, so you can check out irish affair, hopefully on some upcoming shows. Dad I'm site for site to watch and grow by leaps and bounds by getting all that that extra stage time. So it's been oh yeah, wonderful thing out here. Oh, I know what you I've got to bring up. The Toronto mayor. you guys get me some more information on that guy there trying to say they do you smoke and crack, and he goes goes at this video of smoke and cracking said it doesn't exist. And he called the media bunch of maggots so that if so immediately I'm love and this guy, I can always ship than I can read up on him Guy's got a lot of sketchy shit. The background. I always wondered what

People in Toronto think about the guy or, neighbouring citys. Do you think he is a piece of shit? Do you think The media is legit magazine, fucking know. Let me know anyway here we got built as apply when France, I have to ask you, endorse the Bruins PDA announced Sir Gawaine, who, after goals, if so, what is wrong with you I have to admit I hated it when I first heard I hated it absolutely fuckin, aided and but I've come to me. substance, but that the Bruins aren't mine anymore? I'm an old man now it's on the younger generation, and this is how they don't want it I got admit now and I watched the games its suppliers. They score. I'm so fucking excited that when the guy goes whoa, I fucking though it too, and I feel like fuckin Rick flat and its and it's you

call me a douche all day. Long and you'd be a hundred percent right. It's ya can't even defend it, and if it wasn't my team I would be trash into shut out of the two. I really would right. Let me ask you this you guys have of Samuel Sing, ALF Sammy Sing of Samuelson in your ring of honor. Ok, let me ask you what's worse and I know what you're going to say, you're going to say the wool: does you don't give a fuck? You don't give a fuck cause, he's not blow out the knees, Sidney Crosbie, but I can guarantee you cried like a fucking bitch when cool let's be was out for a year and a half, because that guy gave a concussion right own moral, amuse, bitching about the fuckin islanders? You yeah. That's like Mario, that's exactly right. So here I am trashing something that my own for contain. Does why don't you

grow up and have the ability to do the same. If not go fuck yourself. Ok, a few weeks ago, I asked you know one when you RO a casino, you know. What's the deal with it. I could go with it like why they have the ugliest carpets on the planet. My theory, It's always been a casino was so goddamn big, the amount of money that you will save by buying ugliest fuckin carpet on the cheap. You know, that's why you do when you please. Let me how many square feet is is like in the mirage. Ami square feet is the Fuckin Palacio, and all that I mean I mean it has to be. I have no idea, no fucking idea a million square feet. I have no five mean how many trucks have to pull up with that goddamn carping, so that. why I thought that it was yet there was always ugly carpeting. So here's some theories that people have said to me.

Hey built wanted tours? I'll, let you know in response to your five year makes twentieth podcast from, I worked in the casino industry. I've heard the reason, carpets in the casino are so vomit induce singly ugly is so people will avoid looking at them and instead look up at all the slot machines, restaurant, signage, merchandise, and what not it's a cycle You go manipulation to focus your attention where they wanted this. Also usually a confusing pattern to the carpet. to the tattered, outweigh The issues also usually a confusing pattern to the carpet design and overall structural lay out due to the place to make you some, Jesse wander around and put your mom. into something rather than having any clue where an exit might be on how much, I miss best.

I agree with that. I would agree with the second half the first half. I don't know. How long would you stare at carpet? You know like look at the fibre look up. Look how beautiful that carpets, I would actually think at this point. We had a beautiful carpet like a nice fuckin, electric blue, you know, but people feel like Oh my god, something exciting gonna happen here. You know maybe a piece something peaceful. They did We will more relaxed when you fuck and walked in there and you could look around at the horse. I don't know as far as like having a confusing pattern and a weird Structural lay out I mean if you ve ever been If you ve never been lost in a casino, you ve never been in a casino which and apparently do you gotta pick like a guy start memorizing, where the restaurants are linked, as were the sports book is so I know the operators to the right, but if you start cutting through slots in your like fuckin another back Nicholson reference him in the shining in the end, wonder, did you go

through all those hedges. You, like Like I'm surprised, you don't see somebody sitting on the ground like dead an axe and they had not frozen, but you know it frozen like those people, you pass when you trying to get to the top of the Mountain Mt Everest over there in the Himalayas. then in the Himalayas. I ve. No idea is another theory. Somebody has the strange pattern of the carpeting to see The floors is so. If you drop a chip, you don't hear it hit the floor and the crazy colors hide the chips if you're looking for them I don't buy that one either. That just seems like a fuckin. long way to go to try and make some money you're already playing a game with the odds are so in favour of the casino they don't need to be crawl around the floor afterwards, vacuuming up ships, I wouldn't go with that. Somebody else said that the reason that they have any because it's easy cleanup

Your stains, I don't know what it is, but please please bring me more seriously. That's because I find it fastening. There asked I put out of everything that items that was just I just read there. I believe it's a confusing pattern and it adds to the confusion of Troy, we get the fuck out of their than you just next thing. You know you're playing a game that one seems to make the most sense to me right. Here's, the next one here for the fuck- am I here right. Dear Bilbo factions I have recently discovered my lifelong friend is in fact an asshole first, let me give Some backstory, but friends with this. it since car seats in baby teeth. So last year, when I'm looking to move into a new place, I naturally turned to him up. That's that's not a good thing. The dough living we the quickest way to end the lifelong friendship is to go and live with somebody just think of all the p

who fallen in love. You my soul, mate they get married and within five years you know one of them those mysteriously missing, yellow. by the way, that's a bad thing to do. If you're gonna kill your wife or your husband, you should really go practice on some homeless people and prostitutes. First, you know get you get your murdering game up to par. Really try and get away with murder with your first murder, when you you have everything to gain with that person. Being honest. No wonder everybody gets caught, you know you got, have you got a suck it up You get a push, you re go down and go to the miners. First get cement. That's down there to put the broken. The Fuckin Newark bears the couple, a pokes get out, there shake the Rostov, sorry anyways Take us last year, I decide to move into a new place,

actually so I'm looking to do that. I naturally turning him. He was living on his own with his cousin was happy to move in with me now said: I have known him so long. I know its tendency to be a slob. I discuss with this with him before we moved in and let him know I could only tolerate so much uncleanliness. He responded back and kind in agreed now flash forward after I move in I wake up in the middle of the night to snoring that can wake the dead. I do Any normal person would do and go out and asked him to do something since it was keeping me up the kicker, he wasn't even in his room. lying on the floor. In the living room, so I wake up and ask him if he could either a stop snoring or be go to his room. This since no response from the beast he attempts confrontation finally relinquishes to his room. Yet this as he sees sleeps pretty hard because

It has happened on and off now for the past year. Usually he just give me the finger now. This gives me the figured out what I wake him up for snoring. Clearly I get the IMF. I share that. He only cares about himself and gives to shit. Anybody else, there's other things like him, not cleaning after himself not carried for his pet and sums. Smoking habits that are less than appealing are willing to compromise, though, but he just makes no effort here few, is to address any of it. He always says he thinks of me as family, but I dont imagine anybody treating their family like this. Actually, that's exactly. Are you treat family cause? You know they're not going to leave you so now moving out and I haven't told them this is the real. So what do I but so bill? What do I do Do I tell him he's a vessel and talent to kick rocks are just forget about it. Let Bygones be Bygones, you just forget about it. You are right because

guy was your best friend until you live with them. Just like just feel bad for his future wife, and this the deal one of these days, you know he'll bring up you guys, living together and you'll, just laugh about it and despair. I do I left because I swear to God. I was fantasizing about going out into the living room and chop and your fuckin head off. You know, or just fucking stuffing of chloroform rag in your goddamn mouth It all you can just laugh about it, but to right now without set. You are at him. It's going to affect your friendship. You know if you dont be friends with the guy. I would bring it up now, but if you're not, then I would just I would use that story to get laid. That's what I would do

as it will be a funny story, and I should telling the funny story: the woman's go be listening being like. Oh, my god, it's guys considerate, he picks up after itself. Unbelievable urge the stock is dead. Now, what is What do I do that guy's? That's how I would use it all right, then, whenever he brings it up, just laugh about it. That's like I live with blood Robert Kelly. What am I his friends in the whole wide world? We almost killed each other? We lived together but ill, but oh palpable bookkeeper. oh you guilty. I lived with them. It was a fucking slob and I was the first Can I want me I'm not even that me. That's the thing I'm not even that neat like I don't make the combat every day. You know I always have three four days a closed buddy. I get it to that point three four days and then I pick up a pretty good about doing the dishes.

But he was just like. I come back from the road and there would be like dishwater like six days old or something and that be, noodles from like the chinese food floating in there. It was like we didn't have any rubber gloves at the stick, my hands reach for that plug, outspoken nasty. We lived in such a shithole. I gotta talk to you about that someday. If you remember, we had this fucking kitchen, the countertop was this was plastic. I don't. I don't know what it was like this hard plastic and it was yellow and it was dirty it was. It was so fucking gross like you could even cook in there this fuckin stove. I swear to God there. If you just you, could rocket back and forth to three times. It would literally come down like an old shack. It was such a piece of shit and then

guy. What she's name was on the least used to keep his smelly hockey stuff out there in the kitchen it was the most disgusting fuckin thing And then there was three guys living there and like assholes, we had like a bathroom basket out in the kitchen, not a big, like kitchen size, a bathroom once it was always always overflowing with whatever the fucking you ate, it was fuckin. It was nasty that really just took me back to a bad period in my life, although it's funny now it's funny yesterday, I was over with Bobby and is lovely wife eaten some dinner. She put the fuckin tremendous mail and we started what about the old days living together right and I'm still friends with them. You know, and you know what I did. I addressed what a slob he was while we were living together and we went like six months without even speak into each other after we moved out- and you know what you want to go through- that take a shit. but we are both young and immature. Maybe that's why you're rat? Maybe you gotta go through it. I don't fucking know anyway.

success story, Billy Red face I'll, keep it short, but gave me spot on advice a few months ago about my cheating. Life? So I sincerely thank you. While you welcomes If anybody's listen to this? Now that I'm a fucking moron so every once in a while regularly play darts long enough, you gonna hit both are right, but you guys listen to me and my advice at your own fuckin risk right so anyways because I couldn't be happier. My real question is: how long will you single before you met NEA and wood, care to share any of your bad, dating stories thanks and Fox said the kid in the Pussy Penguins Bruins in six right boys fence I'll always I single I was single for quite a while. I dont remember so fucking long ago.

I know a couple years couple years, but I was now has never got it being single doing that whole Fuckin playboy thing enough can girls in the bed and all types I always felt like shit afterwards. Unless the girl was like fuckin, smoking, hot and then you have, I carefully to slip would be made How can I never raw you don't By the time I figured out how to talk a woman in bed by then I was living in my early thirties and there was always something that you know he fucking talk is somebody, like you know, twenty to twenty three and they just fresh out of college. I literally it was like the pussy virtues of watching those rednecks hunting bear with dogs. You know I just didn't, feel the yeah the sense of accomplishment after a while a big softy. What can I tell you anyways the man great, system, everybody

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In life, where decisions have to be made for them, seven years. I've been working within an industry that is throw me so many curve, balls and fuck use that it just doesn't seem normal. The brief round up of what I've been through shit, can three once three three weeks book after buying a house- oh my god, you know I've never had to deal with stress that level. I can imagine that one number two this clause two weeks before my wedding, my god, so not only not making money. You now have to be even more involved in the wedding planning cause. You don't have the I gotta go to work, excuse our right for three numerous dead and jobs, and what not leading up to today, although I have had the pleasure of listening to the wise words of birth. I don't know about that. Dude you listening more than you can relate to use.

I've decided enough is enough: I'm off to join the army going to do trade, throwing away eight years within the tech industry to become a chef so be a shift in the army. Will you go? You hang back until potatoes, That's what I know you're, not even that you'd fuck you make that shitty army food taste unbelievable euro. When you get there, you know, then he had fans within the army. Then you come out don't blow all your money on hookers and all of that bullshit save all your fuckin money be assured in the goddamn army and then and then, when you get out, start your own restaurant items parliament was food and find out what the air the american likes. You you haven't it total, like demographic right there run and again young people from all fifty cents.

all right, and some of them know how to cook. Maybe this, a guy can teach you how to make some of that fuckin barbecue. You know somebody up local Jehoiada makes wings a juicy on the inside crunchy on the outside. is a tremendous opportunity in go see the fuckin world and also people the army seed, a fuckin world. I know I'm sorry, put a positive spin on this, yet it is. It is what you wait it's. What, year what you put into here, so it goes, there's a lot of hard work ahead, yet that guy yellin in your ear, what kind of Jeff do you know, can go through an obstacle course. I hope you're gonna do some pushups buddy any it'll, be well worth it in the end. If all goes to plant I'll be away from home and the wife for eight months, nobody that I get a holiday to Ella well anyway, I just want to say thanks and I'll be sure, listen, always either I'm living on some based far with my friends and family. Are I do

good luck for your mouth, you feel like that's the right way to go. I hope you come back to being a chef domain. You know that's actually in your heart, You know funny that story just reminded me of something and I was laid down and then I just sat up, and now I can't even fucker. Remember the fucking agony, article back and re read some of the ship shaft hard work be worth it fuck. What happened? My brain? What happened? everybody I we're almost I knowed it was getting into shape. I gotta show this Youtube video by the way. I love you too, more than anything on the Fucking planets one of things that I always go too, but this whole thing where they do not let me say I dont want to use my real name. You know I do want to use my real name. I don't knock as I write county shit just because I dont want people known who the fuck, I am

You know, I don't even really leads that many comments on Youtube, but you know what it is. I just don't like how then not giving me the option to say now, so you keep it in a row brush button in the you know, it's get to the point. You know what you know what I would do If I had any sort of computer savvy, I would just started total rip off a view to where you can remain anonymous, and you just have exact same fuck, videos and anyways, I don't. I have tried to find this youtube. Video we're gonna, have it up there? This guy has this fuckin. Why position five minutes fuckin work out that I'm gonna start doing like position, will you basically it's like you and puts a push opposition but you're you're you're on your for arms. though it does each one of these positions. Fifteen seconds right. This is basically the work out. As far as I can remember right, Sidonia original plant position? You're new forms fifteen seconds are right. Next, fifteen cent.

and she does have you left arm. Point three had like you: don't see Kyle how Hitler right you do that, then, after fifty Second, put that down another right hand how Hitler this is by no means pregnancy. I'm just trying to give you a visual here or you can just watch the fuck it video aright than the next fifteen seconds. You left leg straight out, but that I'll bet you're right like straight out right then, then you go left leg Right arm about the thing and then the opposite of that Then you go to your site, you got, he sets fucking and say, like the longest. I've ever been able to plant position when I was in really good shape was like two minutes so I'm on the ship. among the ship are right to do with me. I'm gonna, why put a link up to the park has pace the Youtube video and hopefully you not to go to that rigour, Moreau of having to leave your real name if you do just hit the refresh button, but I found lay leafy hit the refresh button too much it just keeps going

toward many deceptive shuddered off and then just click on you to begin to pain in the ass. I don't know why they're doing and if anybody knows why, I'm one of it I point of the kind of would be right. If people who write all that racist shit actually had to leave their real names, maybe they wouldn't but what is it really solve this? You're gonna be races, you know, Just no not to say it out loud, so they won't lose their jobs. Right is not right that Africa anyways that's a package for this, week, everybody I say a couple of good ones to radio gay, remind you get what what what what else you got two deals Memorial day right. Let's wait a couple more horses, bill thanks for your relationship. Think of your relationship with your dog. This is what you can. You can have with us, worse, but it's more oil, as I said, if I evanna horse I'd love to have a horse,

I never wrote. I hate that whole breaking the horse. He goes dogs, Like happy go lucky bodies they have a likeness horse, are like noble dogs, there, a little smarter it even more emotional than a dog. So dick So they can be even more loyal than a dog they. They have to be won over I'll. Let you left out the be. They have to be won over with respect. And once you do this, they consider it a pleasure to have you ride them. It's a two way thing. That's Are you describe watch the movie beauty the one with Alan Cummings as the voice and go fuck yourself. all right. I don't know that day you ever find it a pleasure to have a hundred and fifty two hundred pounds on your back measure if you had a backpack that way we would say a hundred eighty pounds, Not only was it on your back, it was fucking

Slap in your ass tell you to go faster in which way to go. Would you enjoy that? I don't. More horse stuff, I want to know because I love horses, but I just can't I could never break one that would kill me that really would there were heard my flock and hat underrated uncle billion This could be the underrated of this century. Keeping your dick and check. This grip on the way, Refusing your woman sex. I just told a girl, no sex till she goes and applies for ten jobs today and the look ass- was priceless like you just had no clue what just happened. Look like a little kid that had just been just. At its Teddy bears stolen love the park. You go fuck yourself. You ready it bastard yeah. That's a great one So great one of your fuckin with that. That's you know what you have in your dick and check.

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eighteen idle sensation, we're gonna, be it the count base the theatre this Wednesday. You know one o clock jump top AC, fucking theatre. I've read big New Jersey and their work, went down to some fucking Theatre in Baltimore. Are the names of these? on Friday and Saturday, at an arm and someplace in no Thursday in Baltimore, Fried ended pen, vega. This Saturday, I wind up with two shows down Aaron. What do you call it in fact, in Atlantic City and taken? had been sellen, unbelievable, the best I've ever sold in my career, and I want to thank all you guys. It means the world to me that you, as a common out to my shows- and I get to continue, live in my dream here right. So thank you for that that support gas like a signal, what yourselves have a great memorial day, I'll talk to you next week

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