hey what's going on it's bill burn is time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday winning podcast an option checking it on your right even tell you what a great mood i was in seven minutes ago seven minutes ago everything was fuckin fine and then what happens what happens my how technology fuckin world just just internets not working i gotta go into the one room in my house where the internet works for whatever fucking reason you know it's a cloudy day you gotta upgrade your fuckin something rather you know i wanted to see you know i found out that liverpool lost the cup final and i know it all you assholes and work do you find out now you know why you know i just found out now because i have american internet ok

you know me pages i have to scroll through defined fuckin soccer highlights minutes after the german scat films ok that's where the fuck it is in this country and by the way i note that most salah guy got his shoulder yank out by some continuity other team and and good luck trying to find a video of the actual god damn play i swear to god i wanna fuck and find every country out there that is acting like they have the video do not one of the websites i went to head it had the silence of the crowd that was the video i don't see that injury but i will sit there look at some fat cunt crying over its fish and chips i want to see what happened because this the picture that i saw look tat guy grab dodgy pulled the kelly olympic if i can grab onto the thing in fucking yanked it out

anyways book fuckin world do you live in ok we are trying to get more money off advertised by poland some shit like that sweater flattened go get legal will have flooded edge babbled will have him walk out of the stadium with this fuckin arm in a sling how are you you got you got you got there uprooted film we got it you know what they do they show somebody fourteen with their they hand over their mouth they dont show that the actual fucking assassination god i was in such a good fuckin vote since a great mood yell woke up darwin who's got no right made a breakfast as i always do we have time we sang the etsy betsy spider five thousand times i was in a great mood

and have whatever reason my stupid recorder the metro norm got turned on i did not turn that off so rather than relaxing in trying to figure it out i broke my headphones kitty does this all all unravelled you dont my wife loved me seven minutes ago i'm turning fifty and i'm still behaving like this i just broke one of my toys like a gun hey i'm toddler you guys realise that that's your listening to a child maybe that's why god had me go balls because i was acting like a baby he wanted me to look like one pig oh baby old bearded baby i should be down and coney island right and they should just have me one of the cage is next to the bearded lady just sat me trying to fuck and figure out something that involves any remote basic technology you know

a big all angry baby these fifty years old but you wouldn't know it just watch me breakin fuckin headphones recorders and i'd love to tell you that has profound thing in that i'm going to change but i swear to god i'm not i'll going to be i'm going to be breaking my walker's when i'm fucking ninety i almost eighty in that it wanted up to ninety as i just said walkers fuckin way no speaking to which a back to work and how to get yet another time attempting to shoulder because i am impatient night i moved to up to quickly and way and they re aggravate my shoulder i dont heard again i just aggravated but i really do miss workin out and will end and lifted weights and all that shit get a little pump going you know so i'm when it was very lightweight like put so this is how light the dumb bells are my dumb bells are like pink

baby blue i have one pound it's a girls i of pounds it it's a boy of those no i don't wait now too two partners are purple i get the pie the rain to pounders the it's a girl one powder and i got it's a boy five powder and then i got six pounds the color their orange it's like and unless i'm workin out with fisher price wait here we spoke at the tea or expanded nothing's going to save me a little bit it's weird can't like i can't bring wait up to the side out not to the site like much more than three houses are re aggravate my shoulder but for some reason i could do fifty pushups

but i don't know why i just told you that cuz now every person was even remotely a personal trainer you know they going to start giving me advice you can't bring up the dogs working out our raw something else had a shake it beaver i don't fucking know you always need three examples i'm sorry i choked i ran out of thinks there anyways geography has been watching these stanley cup final fine does the nba file start tonight but danny stanley cup final the first two games in las vegas and i got tat something i really wanted hey on the intro that the vikings the vikings thought the nights the vaguest knight said that i'm a thrones shit that david doing but i get it i get its vegas they gotta put on a show they can have prs out their casus kids there was a kid friendly vegas show i thought that shit that they were drawn up on the ice was amazing butter

this kind of funny i remember in the nba when guys would dunk a k a black eyes would dunk and then they would do make that that motion across the neck like we just slit your throat and they like that still violate their eyes a gag side they can't do that any by right u turn on hockey it's basically a bunch of white people about their dress like nights they're not even mining going across the neck they literally have a fuckin sword writer ass the neck dissolve those kids there you don't owe me maybe these dressed up like a night or something maybe you know i have no fear an idea but anyways the games have been outstanding it's really hard to root against the vaguest nights with that story whatever that their that coach said at the beginning of the year than be expansion franchise he said to the players all you are here for the same reason

whoever you are just playing with didn't think you are worthy of being protected subtle damn it's like the beginning of all those fuckin movies well you know they're gonna win the championship you know sneak away from the nazis like that service the longer we were they play soccer right that's what the how this whole thing's playing out but become a capital stand just because a been hanging with josh admires all these years so i got a route for his capitals plus they been waiting since nineteen seventy four who gives a shit it's been great aki i loved the shoot out and game one is far too goals being scored i was blown away by how fast vegas was and just how relentless therefore check was bought and i did that the capital stuck up for a t j yoshi that one going the nights on his fuckin ass

which he got off easy by the way prepared to what the fuck you i spent doing too were dj yoshi they just decided that we're just gonna fuckin go after this guy is that what it is because he's getting face was slash boarded cross check that finally fuckin snapped and takes it done penalty was very well said needs to come out and beat the fuck out of somebody but i loved other capitals in the second game played really physical game and they slowed down and jesus christ i fuck and safe that is the save of that might save leg of the capitals win the stanley copy gotta stay right there that that that fuck it saves dig where they go back now i want to go out on a limb here say really obvious stub out there they got a beggar bill climbed escape

although the cavaliers were down oh to do the celtics and came back at one four out of five got amazing when the red sox less to the mets any six we won the first two years when the first to the other team s too have to win for the next five years to do is go two and three in your fuckin blow at our hearts hats off to the vaguest crowd i gotta give it up you know the html chose so many wrong cities throughout the years to try to get excitement going no carolina phoenix said lana i mean you know miami it just you know and i just was i was of that mindset of what the fuck are they doing you know why don't you just put one in mobile alabama nobody gives a fuck about this shit you're going down into basketball in football country

our car racing in moon moon shining well enough maybe they they would rather stand along the appellation trail in tirana hiker then go fuckin hockey game south of the mason dixon light that was my my belief am i fucking i'm quoting scott that's my early down jim but i stand corrected because i gotta tell you something ok nashville las vegas the left that the fans are goin crazy in this instead they go and more nuts than anybody in the original six granted we understand the gay more so we don't have fuckin scream and yet like that but i think the trifecta is gonna be seattle much as i trashed him earlier those great fans in seattle they don't need any help to be getting louder than they already are but i

always contest the volume of that football stadium went to a home game there are people just chatting before the game and like this is really fuckin loud and people talking normally zack that fuckin metallica album when they made it like louder than ten the one that a coffin in a pussy on on the on the the album cover yet half way up it was still blowing you eardrums up do the owner of the sea hawks produce at once it's better anyways i don't know i just think that that's that's gonna be this research and in resurgence after some missteps in some of these cities by the innate shell in i don't think that it will ever quite go mainstream them

you know i actually watch game wanted the cigar but look who's here the lovely nea what's that whose from no wonder the batteries for her little toy gonna come yeah they like watch battery she has a little creepy little purple monkey but she absolutely loves and it just freaks me out it's like this it's something you'd seen a horror movie right that high pitch voice yeah dad it's fuckin head spinning around stays on your finger can you can you closer dorani ass if so she does near my filth filthy talking here i'll bring her in bring a red ah what's the kid our she's common in the sea bed see spied went up the water spot of saying this thousand times today

ok the re wash the spider out high you say i d say hi there you go can you say can you say data yes right you know where your breads buttered can you say mama there you go keys baby ago can you say eggs you say please he say dog what else is if you get nice varying like the fact that as right now

my favorite thing i love with that that i the mornings of my but with her right i wake i wake you wake me up a change diaper we give you your bob right and then i always make a breakfast cheats prison after every bite two years ago near what did you think about what the capitals didn't game to how they can it was a real showing value they got out there and they play that game and i was like wall he say woe wow she lay should the apples does little bubble thinks you like you blow the bubbles still run into me break him with her face

go wow bubbles bubbles all right so near can you can you break down for the wide audience what's going on with drake and push your tea i actually listened to the signing of mike i tell you know he knocked up a porn star allegedly this isn't going to end with a gun battle is it that does not know those guys the days are over but now it is ok you shot me and my liver you shot me you shot me like that guy drives me up the walk now see i get listen to drink that took shots at jot drake shop

felicity shot back and positive shot back in a way that was even more devastating than drinks the evolution of white music when that happens a white when what happened answer songs and would have given each other crap whatever do you know what the original one was as far as i know the original one well maybe it was the flintstones when they bug music but music i can't stand bug music you he said a better episode they were they were trash the beatles beetles never answered they were above ok the the first the first one was neil young made a song called southern man trashing them now now not our now no sweet home alabama is an answer it's all in the thing hope oatmeal young will remember southern man don't need em around anyhow sweden

alabama and they they never than other shouted each other by waving it asshole did you like while while her why are you being anyhow i don't know one abbot neely i am who sang up there with you leonard skinner linz skin and what is that back you're always you did i did you hear she just talk to me that's the way she talks like wait staff people going out to eat with you it's just like oh my god tell oh my gosh p you get so upset when i say that leave of i think jesus what just happened what happened i glad i'm not on the watch you just take this back up because this was yeah

i'm going to tease you oughta that bye bye why why hurry she got so mad at me when i bring that up anyways yeah i actually listen to this on the paucity t song so i could be informed about what was going on and you know i thought he brought up a lot of points my answer somebody like guy yap a bank porn star we got a kid cost me a lot of money ways i still got enough my own lamborghini i don't know what we're what would you say would you what am i talking about here why like it can somebody please send me the video of this most sallow guy get not this discharge shot here that is happened right

stick in how the hell do you separate your shoulder planes ok you're not allowed to use your hands i would like the one thing that never happens if you don't have any fingers hand wrists any that type of stuff injuries soccer right although all the diving i'm sure you know if you know of a little too hard maybe could break your wrist why do i trust soccer actually really really start no joy i have i do i you know why i started off i was in a crabby mood i just tell my wife about the fact that she enough is less than cordial to wait staff you know it's funny is when she goes into a restaurant she becomes me which is she has expectations of people and when they're not met she like you know get fuckin attitude i'm not saying she starts throwing plates or anything like that but good lord anyways

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it's a talk shows they still side with the woman you need to work longer supply are all over yoga plants my doctor phil i'm right now i'm copying and placing that wine advice wine town advice to my wife to my wife why do i give a shit about the route to the white stuff you know i could she always trashes me and my behavior you in the future when you start treating the people and in an hour burger a little nicer maybe i will work but you know so weird about after after you flip up then you calm down and then you looking at your broken headphones on the floor it's just that sadness you know why did i do that where's the other piece of plastic that used to hold this thing in anyway that's thirty one minutes

i wouldn't say was inspired was spiralling podcasting today it was kind of you know i kind of fat off the energy of the weather which is a little bit sad i'm gonna be run in my our around allay wherever i can get up to intimidate spots toilers whatever the fuck i can't do it getting ready next week for dumb when in london england something don't ask me why aren't you playing more cities over there it's because i'm over there for my birthday that's i do want to quit shows and down and then i'm gonna justino turn fifty i guess i thought the fuck i'm doing but are definitely going to come back and dumb i don't know maybe next year something like that i want to go back and do a toy

like i did the last time except i don't know i just you know i got the kid now so i don't know how long i could go over therefore and there is just something weird leaving the country with your wife and kid maybe i could bring em a lot maybe i'll do that maybe that's fuckin move maybe i'll do it that way do you know what i'm getting off the phone and i'm talking to my age right now how butler that it just worked out right for you guys that how much thought i put into my career i just talked to myself walter you guys know you got look at my broken headphones i'm sorry headphones now i'm gonna to throw yap as you know they don't make that plastic peace it's gonna end up in the fucking ocean floating around they didn't even have to be out there i kept these things so long that they like this shit was like an off you know that goes up and over your head people always be working something on your head it's like out despite you shit for my old headphones

i'm sorry old headphones this is like when somebody kills their wife like fuckin fifty years into the marriage you know a fit of rage the road bad right now are you compare women's inanimate objects yes i am podcast i have a great we can you can't can somebody please semi devalue the ticket flip familiar most elegant his fuckin shoulda yanked out to see if its filthiest pictures look that's

everyone was he's got an exit durned gardens got back turned from black and white what's wrong that i should like to quote from one of these magazines i guess evidently clint eastwood was hyping

movie grant grant amino acid i have seen that movie tracing the ads for where he basically as i get a little you fuckin person but another race a white man and i represent my car represents back when america with good and the early seven days i guess what he was doing the interview for that movie he called i guess the current generation the pussy generation and at first that made me laugh and beckoned like yeah colonies would obviously has earned the right to call people pussy they can wait a minute what is an actor ok who plays tough guys who never loses a fight really anyway if he does fight them away it's a fake fight so at the risk of making my second sacrilege

comment first trash in the great making mantle now to go up the committees would unlike where his qualities would i want is my question guys is weak where's committees would got off like where's he earned the right that he's this tough guy like he plays a tough guy this then that would like actors like a member like after nine eleven like for someone and they wheeled out tom hanks unlike that was supposed to make feel relaxed as an american but during that time i was doing a joke on stage go on talking about tom hanks saying he's done so many army movies he thinks he's a veteran economy i thought you did army movies but he played an astronaut he was in saving i the lion it ought to mean and like all of a sudden like he becomes like all these guys like it if you don't worry i got fuckin friends out here some would do

the tourist he should out here and allay and i take him down to me chinese theatre agreements whatever the fuck i call on it now and they got there they get the hand points in the footprints in the year footprints the cement john wayne i swear to god john wayne ahead the smallest fuckin feet i've ever seen i could boy is a duke john away guy everyone wants to start if even we ve done you he fucking knocking at the next week this guy like i think he went to fuckin lady gap by his cowboy boots physics the smallest bucket things he got that bothers boats in his car we had the smallest bucket frida the ever go to delay any you got a man's chinese there is on the right hand side here tiny well let's feed enough act

the fuckin annoyed me then they put on fuckin lethargy it's an they play these bad asses insists like do you're a fucking you're an actor have you had any real fights coin a fuckin rearranging the drive through a burger king and he got out new settled the score maybe i don't know what you know it just fucking annoy me in and moving on from that somebody actually sent me an e mail that kind of ties into this right not saying clint is in a tough guy to guy the ridiculous ideas all these still lived awaits you know the ways isaac squinted he definitely seems like a bad ass but you know i want to see his fight card we see his arrest record you know maybe he was a juvenile delinquent before you came up now i haven't wikipedia them yet

i was going on it's bill power and it is the monday morning podcast for monday may thirty in two thousand and ten how the hell are you happy memorial day let's starlets let's start with that that show

little better respect ok what do you do right now why don't you get off the fuckin treadmills stay at attention and give a solution to the troops you do a big shot out big shot out what are my hip hop dj over year big big hello from our get everybody over there and i rack afghanistan where else do we have troops germany right still got people over there just in case they start acting up again you know them you get germany star couple a world wars euro i'm glad you did it you did it gave us a nice rain at the top after lost for the second time in the us and russia we carved it up and stared at each other the fuckin for he has gone oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah and then we just like i fucking now then russia just forget it

take my mom's call me i gotta go but you know fuck you anyway right and then they walk away and were standing there like holy shit you mean this is all hours meeting actually it's not ours but there's nobody stop in us right like ball jackson when it comes around and all the sunny jesse's aid yards of buck and green can easily ain't gonna catch you even though always got the fuckin right angle happening that's what our cooperation they will i will put a pocket best buy and every guy the coroner this fuckin planet starting in iraq because as far as i can tell him i met that looks about the middle everybody go that show it's all right that right did let's fuckin rally the troops is the best one out of all the socks no disrespect

the air force army and navy a triple lee stupid fuck man wreck can so i don't know where tripoli is when a fuck tripoli fuckin awesome neighbour they really pick the right fuckin city town or country when they trip i know it's not a country go fuck yourself are you european snobs listener the shit who think you're better right cause you how you know more about geography and your genes are tighter you think you're in pressing me you're not a right but you fuck really amy wine house that fuckin pete dirty bag has never done anything is big the famous he looks like paste stumble and down the fuckin street and you guys get enough and you have the fucking balls to look at us like we're a bunch of fair box

i stand down europe this is our day shit so anyways i was actually supposed to go over to japan right little fucking sukhi i wouldn't do that i would not do that i was going to go over there to go and attain the troops and iron what the fuck's go along with that gig spots be a nice three base bang bang right i was gonna come landed in a chopper i was gonna do it up just like an appeal lips now of a couple of come on out these some may for walker and right tassels on their teddy's america throws play stations out through the crowd play a drum solo with some fuckin chopsticks you know little america that's what i was i do not know what happened all the sun now it's i complain erect room on a fuckin navy reserve basin rhode island i don't know what happened to the tour but i was supposed to be going over there

gonna go over there and i was going to give it my off now for next thing for five days so she hanging out in tokyo you now looking at a city like what if of new york look like times square i want to see it go to would go to a job pennies garden you don't you we don't call it a japanese garden when you go over to japan you know kind like when you go to philadelphia no go can i get a fairly cheap stake psych deodorant firstly to say can i get a cheese stick everything is a fairly here see that yogurt that's philly yogurt who was socio play i don't give a fuck what it says right you're in fairly so all this food is ours so i guess you say i i wanted to see a garden see a garden and then be like eyesight i type i thought i thought we can flourish

and then i be an asshole american like you don't speak english learn the fucking language yo of prayer would that be you just walk down the street to tokyo just sort yelling out to know in general and just sort of over everybody's had english i think i've been ignoring enough on this podcast i right now you're probably wondering you probably wondering going bill last week according to the m m podcast dot com the one and only official fan page of the monday morning podcast for those of you who like to follow along at home with every fr instead i make when i bring up you who videos you want em at your fingertips when i mention old actors when i talk about yo play yogurt you want to look at the carton oh yeah that is what it looks like it's all up

on the m m p dot i m m podcast dotcom aright a little video there some like archie bunker had made a little bit little video there edith you dingbat i made of it for the eu it's a long story you see i got we have an exclusive video it's not even up on youtube or maybe it is i don't know i don't know what should i just the red light and i just start talking people cause professional just like us those ban members on fuckin lawrence well ok the light comes on i started and whatever it is that i do to pay the fuckin rent when talking about but anyways i told you guys that i was gonna be reviewing the the wonderfully talented nicholas swordsman is it schwartz an or sweden or swartz and i think it's what's with the real me was sorts and please stand up minnesota's on next wharton grandma's boy

don't mess with his own hand blades of glory almost in all those movies that fuckin every college kid and immature forty one year old soon to be forty two year old like myself absolutely fuckin loves i love those movies ok first of all i don't even know i didn't if somehow grandma's boy when under my radar i don't know what i was doing but i miss one that movie came out i started watch some clips on fuckin it's funny as hell rented this week so anyway suppose do that's we do and i was ready for an inside the actor studio you know i was i was looking at his body of work and all that shit get ready you now i want to have a good interview and then you know everything all planned out just you noticed what happened ok i called nicholas and die and i said you know we got for today is a general problem

gimme whatever was forced to meet like an hour something some sitting there in my fuckin now my boxers player guitar right doing what don't try to learn these fuckin surfing all that surf guitar for those who try to learn guitar i'll try to learn to play by year so then you not like you know borderline retarded in an instrumental conaway instrumental instrument kind away so why this impulse about an hour and i may now my merits our one fuckin strain you can figure it out you know you some court some fuckin doing that ship adam goes ok ok they take it out so walk down the street just like in life tragedy strikes you have no idea it's coming right sit near trying to learn how to play wait not a friend when in a bad mood do you beat you

and knowing my neighbors having the window open not giving a fuck right trying to slowly kill the old man lives down below me on a holiday weekend i might add fuckin dennis goes by my girl is taking the dog around the block what can happen right iverson she comes in opposite don't she looks look at me she said i just got a bit dog jeez freak it out and i was like i could even fuckin i couldn't can process it was like you too walked outside to go take the duff work and now you're bleeding on your leg what what's what's goin aren't you had a little was a nip fortunately she did need stitches bananas days and shambles it's like what what did you get bit by was it a karaoke was why was it was a dog it was a dog ok dog was it i don't know they they weren't around there was some lady there's you owe me i'll is shit the next thing you know from sit in my underwear trying to

so bill hayley in the comments and seen on walking up the street can anyone even have socks autumn woken up my stupid old sneakers at my feet squishing in my old new balance right y y you staring at me near i'm telling stories to wine exports and isn't on this podcast mafia what did i do what come here what are they say what you like some sort of jirga dorcas nigh wasn't i was trying to act like you cry and let's go that's making fun of me i'm not make it funny you hopes tat contain nick a goddamn movie star couldn't do the podcast add to take my girl to get it to get a blue those two shot what the fuck is what you realize on recording right now yes yes

why don't you go over on your laptop and go on youtube is clearly and more movies and i never been answer i should probably shut up ladies and gentlemen if you want to look up back peddling in the dictionary how that's my ass i asked i'm sorry i'm just explaining this i wasn't i was mocking the situation where you just sit there and like nothing's going on and you know you walked out the two fucking take dog what could happen boss into my underwear is also my leg ripped out new chapter what you did was you broke up a rape in progress that's right dog was trying to you now take advantage of dogs you could say rape she tried to rape her and she wasn't avenant and now dogs can hold pepper spray because

index vendors a thumbs that's right and so they bear tee than they go out it and finds it i was proud of her she's now those august let other dogs come up and have their she's a fuckin does not a slut she's not a slight she's a dominant theme has not taken it well that's what i was there was a story i was telling what we draw parallels what happens me earlier in the day at the farmers market what when you get to i know it's not about i wanna creepy homeless guy had on you you are either novel deck i thought you know this guy came up to me i'm sorry i'm sure you're really just taking this over he came out it was a year ago i was i was i was buying bread and the farmers market and this guy comes up to me right in my ear like all breathing on my neck really closeness yoke i guess and bread what are some unlike like you is that it was so awful what's is that some new street slang for pussy

you're gonna get someone at bread sugar nine seventy two slang salad a ball and saw my word you gonna mumbled something that my array you need to step up and whatever their trades getting close to me again i said if you don't get out of my face i'm in a punch you in the fucking base i was so pissed off you say face twice because that really killed your momentum you don't get out of my face i'm gonna punch you in your face cos you're in my face with your face and i'm not happen that with your face now i think i said i didn't get away from me when a punch your fuckin face that's what i said if you don't get away from me i'm in a punch you in your fuckin face and he was a whore who you not dab rudy you know that pretty in anyone but they want to hang on hang on one second you do suddenly you'll get out with me i'm gonna put you in the fucking face remember the carpet as of one dogs one of the most underrated performances ever in the bathroom attend authors in there i said buddy

i'm gonna shoot you in the face you know put your buccaneers and that dashboard that classic cop speak buddy that's it you just sounded like i'd so so you almost got rates the dog almost got raped thank god i stood if we both bared arts eve and fought off you know these fucking advances i'm sands alright alright go right the script it's gonna be a nice lifetime movie ok we have taken over the podcast they want to hear about me what happened to johnny carson almost any let a couple people guess toast next thing you know you golf wondering what happened yet beat it rise so anyway so that was just somebody i do admit that some person left the gate open up the street and die this dog came out with another dog

one was the look out the other one fucking and you know came running up proudly this this'll pink doggie dick yeah now tried to mount my dog you know i gotta tell you i gotta respect the dog up the street for its belief in itself that it could rape a pitiful you know you know when they make those movies about the fuck you know the that the white guy from the suburbs whose wrongly convicted you know any goes goes to present and i just realized in those movies when it's the black guy who wrongly goes to pray in whose wrongly convicted and goes to prison there's never any issues about him getting raped you know it's black guy your fuckin you know kick the shit out of everybody in there you know on the fuckin warden when they the annual fuckin warden prison fuckin whatever game right but the guy who's jails always worried about rape twenty ways if because

they ve made that movie so many goddamned times and you couldn't make it any better than shawshank redemption but tom self made that movie somebody else made that by came out with a fuck ellesmere them we tom selleth went to jail any fucking you know he ended up running shit they respected his intelligence and all in all this fuckin stupid white guys shit that they do right i'm saying if you want to write that movie ok you want to bring that genre back if you're sick of seeing to a boyfriend and a girlfriend who are actually secretly hit men are spies ok not tired of that genre yet when the factor that start by the way was it mister and missus smith than they ve made like fifty two overmatched and put your has one come with some other broad and their standard to back with guns in the end the titles written in like pink lipstick our campaign i think here but anyway this is how you are you take that want to the next level this is a tip for all you hollywood screenwriters out there this is how you fuckin do it

do you have the white not only be able to handle himself in the prison but he rapes that four sky in the present basically the pitfall version of of fucking human being whatever the big big fuckin just jacked you know you do just so big it's like you need the eu is like evanna aluminum baseball anywhere on his body that i had you wouldn't even feel it you know even his head it would be like three times you be like bang and upon the head ass he slowly turned around doing that debts the brutal willis look here rousillon willis has one look once he's gonna happen it's his eyes a little why'd he makes his eyebrows tense one from goes up a little high and then he he makes his mouth like a little round oh he turns around that's what it does is what he did also pop fiction he didn't die hard and

why am i shit number ass well ass i like movies what am i try tom front explain why next word since not on the public s right now so now is playing guitar triangle some fuckin enough whatever the firing though the names of the bands upso newton shit annexing are going up the fuckin street and dad with near was still bleeding ok i did try to do no cleaner a little bit but we also have to figure out enough she slowly getting rabies so long story short we get in the vicinity now we have to start knocking on fucking doors to try figure out whose d it was an i'm open in the gates in the gates of creeks and eat to walk into these people's house we live in like one of those streets reveries house looks like the munsters you know so we to a much lesser degree rather than the its being like you know ten feet high they like sort of waste chess type depending on your height you know

some walkin in their worrying that rape is dog is going to attack me so i have this fuckin stick as a ball on the end of it i look like a fuckin wizard that doesn't know how to walk with its kane you know it upside down i basically look like some blue collar guy who was wronged and he's about to take the law on his own hands but i'm not gonna get fuckin bit right i got a weapon moral day weekend hand to hand combat the shovel out of my pack so woken up a ring the or ballantine your ruling on the other side like fucking great right slightly in old and wait for the sound of the feeble come woken up on but floors this lady appstore high am i guess you're right you girl you die just attack my my girlfriend when she does just you know oh my god i saw ass i saw that fuckin ella shit

we get lazy by the end of the sentence and you can't even finished the word i that's my fare you what my favor you you favour favorite favorite yeah writ not raw as my fair anyways so she wasn't really like that you know she was it's it's the way fuckin i don't know i can't speak other the countries but the way this country is right now we're everybody says so fuckin sue happy she can't even press concern or like sorrow or apology apologetic wherever that fuckin word is and i would have a tenses posse use that she can express it cause she's worried about fucking guenaud incriminating yourself like he's going to sue the shit out of her because because my girlfriends got better

you know what i'm trying to do is find out if it has rabies and my girlfriend tommy that dog was the black and white a brown and black i was brown a black that she said i could remember what the fuck she said and i knew that she had two dogs and now i can't say to her the and white one eventually like i don't have one you have the wrong dog you just fucking unencrypted aided me in that she slams the fucking door so anyway so light a figure of two fuckin rabies lost social and you know that guy called nicosia you know member gonna do that three seconds ago well sir then my dog almost got raped girlfriend gotta got a chunk of her leg taken out so she's gotta go get a tetanus shot we have a long story short was i cleaned up the fuckin cut you know that a proxy best tracing i'd fuckin covered the shit up then i went back up the street as i realise that you may get their names and phone numbers and crap and i know that the doctors gonna be like where did you get

proof that it doesn't have rabies why to do that and the next time i went up the street the husband was there he was actually cool so he said sorry about that worry bout it and i'll i'll pay for the trip to the hospital and that's all i wanted to hear you know not trying to a second prius out of a goddamn one on the inside of a nickel i'm not trying to do that stan understand why the fuck they did it but that's basically the reason why three why that nicholas's in on it and this we gonna try i'm actually try to hook up into a very special version you mike you might get lucky thing maybe next monday or maybe time this week you might get lucky it might do an extra one and if i am going to do an extra one just keep checking and with the the m m podcast dot com second life i fear not that we are going to do it i will let i will let you know hours it be no over on that page and they will put it up and you'll have the inside pocket

group so maybe you'll get something on a thursday and friday this week how much you guys love and life it's a short work week you gotta do is a limp your way through fuckin tuesday through friday you might get an extra podcast with slow and in the june here good times fuckin ties but azra look at fort i was actually in a time if you get you guys for some reason are familiar with knickers watson you really should just youtube some stuff and and go out by all commie dvds kiss like i said i'm not anybody on this podcast that i don't think he's tsar yo is his fuckin hilarious and an hour seriously watching stuff just and die and laugh and by myself even like the quick little videos any may suggest he's hilarious an unwritten that your homework assignment this week rent grandma's boy so you're up to speed and already the other one citizen but grandma's boy seemed like he has the most lines in it and i was gonna bunch

will these coming out god dammit at a fuckin movie star coming on despite what my girlfriend thanks and i was may sittin here goddamn ceiling fan again self anyways yes what he gets disappointing that just me again i understand that think i'm fuckin thrilled goddamn week off somebody else talk meals talk for i'll do some shit jokes anyways anyways i got an email this week number the douche bag of the weak award member that i haven't given one of those out and while i got this really bizarre email from somebody other day he said it said hey man i send you an email about a year ago and it was thing to the effective fuck you you really turned into a pussy etc

i think though that i was wrong for saying that i will continue listening to you broadcasting look i'm looking forward to any new shit you come out with i wasn't thrilled with your california dog loving bullshit i may we all love dogs but we really don't i'll talk about it you know this is like one of these guys this what fucking annoy me about those emails you unless people where they realize their wrong and then they apologise to you and it starts office as an apology and with them quickly realized that is really just an excuse to start reiterating the shit that fuckin piss you off to begin with dude i now photography second the edison man i gotta get i was in a bad mood yesterday i was gonna do a lot of stuff on personal stuff figure enough i just i won't say sorry you know i got little align yesterday and you know

only my fault and nothing to do with you you know just you you don't have foggy shit that i can't stand you know i like it is a way to my what wait what this is while just stop right there to say you fuckin sorry don't don't bring it around again stuck shit on me so guys like you fuck it everyone is entitled to their own opinions speech etc what the fuck ever asked cool you actually right people back now he's being nice to me again and your also out there actually like immaterial thanks again you know you're really annoyed me about his fucking email is that he wrote back that was the name of the title like i'm actually like i fuckin like he's the only guy oh shit on me and emails are gonna sit around don't you whatever happened to that guy i can't even remember when this fuckin happened when it why can't you just fucking come back and start listening to

ok i don't give a shit what you do any kitty tommy go fuck myself called me a pussy you know do you know me you those i get the only one i remember was was somebody gave me shit for supporting so take two for taking the side of a cell liberty use supporting celebrities what did he said fuck you buy why he was all done with me and i just wrote back our i take it easy i'm just cracks me up the people are so like you know and this must be the guy that thinks the world is wrapped around them not you right i mean these people make me feel better about myself to fucking guys they like

oh yeah listen i know you still fuckin emotionally distraught about that time i told you go fuck yourself in november two thousand six hour remember that all right are you going to apologize just apologised to sales got kind of being a cunt sorry about that right and then just fuckin star listen again i don't need annalisa listening you fuckin explanations douche bag of the weak right there bless you welcome back sir welcome back ok became part of the podcast is that stroke your ego run over by that fire truck at the end of the parade today i never know the fire truck is that because it's always during the day and they don't have money for fireworks or you couldn't really see the fireworks so and they gotta have those poor fuckin firemen in their raincoats what their asses of sweat enough that fuckin hooker file

that half of them have on their body those heroes one thing i've learned about firemen after talking to the king firemen love hookers they love em you know i'm telling you right now half the time you see a few can fire truck on down the street half the time they gonna get hookers sweated i think they have all those extra seats why do you think they have that fuckin intense look in their face recite the site i'm gonna go get their dicks up you know also last time even saw fire very fucking second to see a fire truck going down the damn straight fire they didn't workers but everybody comes down on the cops happy memorial day everybody i'm wing in this one i'm going in this one i thought i was gonna somebody else talk for the entire fucking time

and in my youtube research everybody when our sitting there my lab coat my safety goggles doing you to research you know lately we ve been talking about you know bad covers and people actually start to send me some covers that were bad but they actually thought were good i got some ukrainian group that does like this sort of i don't know what it is old skirl old school like european folk version of highway to hell so just search ukrainian highway to hell you know the malcolm and angus parts or run in accordion and fill roads it is basically an empty suit case as somebody hitting empty water bottle against it and somehow it's actually pretty bad ass really bad ass those guys like they really they they bring a great energy too and i gotta admit i kind of enjoyed it does you would think would be a train wreck so that your first video to watch ukrainian highway to health

anyway so i will ask and looking up dead at that summit that serve guitar stuff and they all users fender straps and i got one of those this year and i was never really affair i was like the gibson sow the marshal lamp his out zepplin ac dc like that's what i came up on yo perry always had that fifty nine was polly used you know the deal and down our arms into the beach boys for like two seconds and then they just annoyed the shit out of me but just trying to learn how to play guitar i grant you know you're still little blues it's funny when back and listened to those old blues guys like lightning hopkins he can see no called lightning cause you so fast and compared to how fast guys are today he's dad fast so you gonna go back to those guys because you can at least figure out the rhythm i'm just six if anybody out there trying to learn how to play guitar really trying to learn how to play by ear so i'm not like one of those do

bag you see on youtube with somebody shows you how to play the guitar but still want the tabs you no enemy so anyway so then of guy graduates of two others surf qatar and like i said a lot of the thought of the rifts are all on one string but what i noticed in it i came across this group called the shadows and they got so called fbi and you just have to see these organised dancing the key we agree that they're doing you guys can keep sending me the bad covers but a whole another level of funny is some of the bad choreography because now days when you look at the choreography that people do islam yeah i mean that the dance nowadays is so good they'll have twenty people on stage and you're watching them and they're all moving their doing that same move at the exact same time and back there in the sixtys it was

sickly as long as you are doing the same movement with three seconds of the person to either side of you it considered considered i guess decent so check out search shadows f b i this is some of the worst choreography i've seen and you want some bad heavy metal this is another genre i have even tipp even even like tat surface of this look up brittany fox in brittany be our i t and why fox girl school wife and just watch the first ten seconds of this stuff swishing back and forth that i thought was fuckin cool is hell i literally saw it was like oh my god this is this is i was oh my god now i really said oh my god i know a fuckin ditzy girls have ruined saying oh my guy but it used to exist you know

like when you saw zepplin fuckin burning back to the god damn earth with bill on fire jumping out of it although oh that humanity and then the last one is an even synchronize dancing but this is the main reason why it took me so long and i never really got into dave matthews was that stupid dance that white james brown fucking dance tat day of matthews used to do just search dave matthews dance and it's it's you now you're really just want john belushi to come back from the dead and do an animal how see where he smashes the guy's guitar except you really want i'm just hit dave right over his fuckin head and the only reason why i ever got in two listening dave matthews was their drummer

and then i really like there was the saxophone solo that i just saw was the shit and one of their earlier early once other than that i just i don't know i just have been answered so i hope you get up now right that's a lot of work that's a lot shit to go look up what you know what why don't you take the spress check out why kay the automated check outline and just go to the immense podcast dot com will have all those fuckin videos right up there you can watch him we'll have em in order the highway to hell writer dave matthews i mean very little time to life do out what i ever us beyond the side of a bully but ice god if right in the middle of his dance if these rio typical high school football player walked up to him with his jersey still on two of his other made had friends and they just stuff them into some locker that they brought onstage and smashed guitar

could hear me laughing from the back of the fuckin stated that they were playing out completely enjoy it don't know what that says about me thirty four minutes and i want to have a shot out all the joggers on the treadmill you only got another word another fuckin thirteen minutes left dirty minutes left or right how smelly is the person next to you you know a treadmill right now you know i love those those fuckin people who donny need to do cardio they still get on the machines and the always get on like that that old school stairmaster you all these people just cheap like a magazine open in their reading and then they looked like hunched over looking like a question mark and they just sort of moving their feet like fat fat fat fat it's like what what are you doing are you trying to burn off your ankles zero you don't you're not doing anything you have full make up on baby that's stay away

you know what time i was at the gym i'm gonna go outside the outside the bounds of podcast i actually did i am a sword a name a name here i was on i was on the fuckin the elliptical because i want to have a hip replacement when fifty five of the dual the fuckin earl special that's what the fuck i want right actually died universe i don't care i have learned that if what you say you were does you want some at the fuckin jim all right and this is girl in front of me this beautiful girl she's got tattoos all over suffragist called why the fuck did this gorgeous girl get all those guys and tat to write your fuckin sweat pants their hats down they can see

about a sixteenth of an inch of fuckin ass crack and i'm just going like that girl i swear to god forgive you just erased all those tattoos ok and you put her in a dress there that showed off you the beauty of a woman but it wasn't trashy like this girl is like a classy gorgeous woman right but she just such a mess sweating fuckin sweat pants hang on offer and everything four days later she's in the exact same wanna fuck and sit there doing they looked when she is against sweat pants hang it up it just happened i was done for and i'm walking cause i gotta go you i'll get the little fuckin bottle of whatever sprayed on the machine i just use data and it was such a cathy griffin moment ikea jesus crying i can't i can't fucking maybe so but that would ruin the podcast our i can't do that i can't do that

of fuckin annoying is that i couldn't do it the griffin is already ruined the station a redheads no one's ever trust us with a secret again she fuckin hangs out was famous people right there are going to allow this cool i'm hanging out with a fuckin comedian then she goes on tv in rats out everything then she picked her nose and i would like my god michael landon just picked is fuckin knows i know he's dead what the fuck right so what am i going to do to do that on my podcast i can't do it i give enough of a description of the beautiful with way too many tattoos figure it out how do you know any movie stars who a beautiful with way many tattoos you don't it's an hour out we're out of the movies wasn't a musician the tv start

beautiful too many tattoos day ago you figure what are you laughing at me am i totally given it away not i don't know maids she just said you're ridiculous the average a thrill i get because i have idea from making people laugh if you actually left me i know that i'm not wasting my time here with you i just got an awe i want my reading here did anyone noticed last week when you watch that that sabbath fan going crazy how much he sounded like he could do a dead on sam kennison i've really the deck i was awesome somebody actually set me in a fuckin hilarious email going like come on bill you think that tec because that that guy's actually probably apparent cause he's at that age any result

do you really think anybody's fuckin that guy i mean look at him de i would say this if there was an even amount of men and women on this planet i would say he would be in trouble her right would be a pussy shortage in his life that would rival what the fuck we went through in the early seventys with the gas with the with the gas crunch there was a long way to go but now fortunately this three women to every one guy so there's a man if you're dating a loser check or someone who just a total can't you really have no excuse but women they actually damage excuse you know when they good man is hard to find that their right a man would be hard to find if this fuckin you know three who hast every fuckin hang down there down over there you know outlets

this fuckin question here are you not i don't do that and what do i don't do that just yet beautiful woman not a movie star with a lot of tat not a musician she so does not on an ice cream store ok that's it with that i'm done with the hints anyways then i'm not joking or deny either but i do know the answer you like i just want political grace quotes ever heard some laws for some fuckin guy i worked in congress or whatever the fuck it was came walking i go stay go is it true blah blah blah blah blah blah this guy just looked at camry goes i can neither confirm nor denied it i can either i fucked it up he goes i can neither confirm nor deny that but i do know the answer and he walked away all right put that one you're back pocket next time you're in a fucking jam when the cops are asking a question when you finally a giant to me you know however that bruce

was look from die hard just look over his shoulder just do that our baldwin sort of whisper i can neither confirm or deny that but i do know the answer look off right over her shoulder staring nothing and don't break a gaze and just walk right by the sight of her face and i'll take you completely mind fuck you you know you might factor ok and then run down in a corner and try when the fuckin fire trucks come down the street grab decided jump on good out straight get yourself a blow job so a break memorial day weekend alright let's get to the questions for this week i would remind me to talk about the nineteen fifty eight ozma you'll eighty eight that's my new for in car you know fuck you noticed economic remember put some pictures up there's some of my favorite all cars and the malibu the fucking

heavy and policies those early sixty chevy empowers the lincoln continental error j f k get news range blown out that fuckin era car de i have now ever been a big oldsmobile guy even like the muscle as for me was either the mustang and there was years of the yacht certainly of the the camaro that i really liked like much as i like the late sixties one i think that nineteen seventies camaro where they got like death fuck sharp knows on it is the meanest look and god damn car and get the corvette round break lights the cars to shit and always seem like whenever i don't guess was a bigger and always just seem like the gear heads always figure out how to put like some fuckin said have a cubic fuckin whatever the final nobody engines they put a gun jet engine and the thing isn't it think too j lando fuckin obsessed with his car collection i'm always go and on his website jailer

garage whatever will have the link on the amount podcast dot com he has a fuckin j leno his another youtube video look up j leno tank car this fucking maniac bought an engine he took it out of a tank never gently chrysler dodge made it cause it's hammy but it's like a fuckin fifty eight cylinder and he made a hot rod out of it and open you're hot rod the fuckin car is like i swear to god like twenty five feet long for longer than the fifty eight continental right near one of the law this production cars of all time talking to my dad about cars he knows all about all cars yeah he's do them we were kids all the time we drive down the street we see a kindly like that is a nineteen fifty five buick special three fifty god it was a beautiful that's all we always ended with god it was a beautiful car

one time watching what dudley more movies what he plays a drunk drives is rolls royce newcomb screeching in hammered any reference another car and my dad loves cars so much literally watching it and as is the dude is common in screeching in the car and its clear he's gonna hit a fire hydrant or whatever with that that far thousand dollar grill member that six in candles you got five grand and i got five bread he comes flies and my dad is literally go in making that noise you know like pressure is gonna break and it's fucking rearrange the car that my dad's like now why did they have to do that just then they laugh when going it's probably a fake royal rolls royce you know let's go yes but i know but whenever the fuck that means

my dad's hilariously and i and i whatever is in his dna about love and cars from the fifties forties and in the sixties got that but i don't know what happened i tapped into that ship but like i said i'd never been an oldsmobile guy but there is a fuckin nineteen fifty eight automobile eighty eight that this guy redid that is its gold and just a false front for headlights it's amazing because the chevy went from two headlights too for between fifty seven fifty eight i always hated that i hated how the bel air looked because it just it up looking like a check or cab i liked the fifty five to fifty seven bel air the single headlight and one just a classic enough for mamma real day american designs how the fuck we went to that and i was action they can you know i have a kid here you know

i really gonna drive down the street going that's fucking nineteen eighty seven chevy alumina god that was fuck em over you know what the fuck was ford astro don't know what it was they all look the same but back then they had like it was a man like you know what i like about the cars back then i might be wrong here because this is you know like us i'm not i'm not a fucking panic obviously and shit but like back then the way they had things broken down was you our nowadays like i like how can i put dislike like toyota will make everything from a farmer like a previous low in car like what i drive all the way up a high and car that'll still say toyota i know they have lexus and all that but toyota will make like out like a fifty thousand sixty thousand dollar car and they'll make like an eighteen thousand twenty thousand

the current and it's all under the brand name toyota will back in the day as far as my understanding of it was cat they went cadillac buick oldsmobile wemyss shove relate these were like bottom and cars you know and then he drove up its it was like the status was like what my what make you would i've and i believe they set the way i can understand if you drove a chevy you're kind of a guy you know make your way up the ladder your high school reunion to be like what what's he drive and striving to i'm a fag fucking shit he was driving a shabby and high school the fuck how old is he you know few if you got up to you know you can also bill you doing all right but you drive and a cadillac you fuckin runnin shit and i think that work the same way with like crisis where when chrysler desoto plymouth and then dodge

i don't know i just met when i was in our sit and was in a bar in colorado and they had this old school poster that said by your wife a chevy which is funny it's like by one of those low in cars that are shut the fuck up properly david mean that too she saw my chauvinist ec mind took that any what's that saw well well we'll have a picture like i'll say like i three or four my most favorite american cars instead collaboration memorial day weekend and all the troops you know you know i mean i can barely handle being in arizona i don't know how the fuck i would ever survive you know i was ever going to go to war i should have on a war back in the day when we were wrong but i guess we d fight in the tropics jesus rice tat would have been i don't i probably could today let redheads into the fuckin army you probably is is it can i get a deferment for having no pigment i've never seen an albino marine you don't owe me

can i go i gave him flat feet i gotta back i'm a redhead we're what were you gonna stick me right you the fuckin have hand to hand combat and green land on their baby i'm fuckin right there the night my teeth i'll take out a polar bear i swear to god i want cower my little fucking igloo crying if someone else is going on private bar get your shit together scary may i am killin with you this week what can funny today see how women they always gotta clarify it why can you say you fucking funny i'm funny today right that's what i made you so beautiful company with the hair looking all glamorous i was really matter you try so you can walk in here like some old school movie star see that

yeah i do that guy insulting and then i quickly compliment up and then i get the are what you have in your hands you i am so are you like me the women like the assholes yes they do right because you know not a fuck anyways whatever i'm shit talk and it's the holidays and be rubbing my balls drinking a beer in a minute cuz i'm an american you think i'm going to read i'm not that extra day going to get dumber that's what i'm doing and be puking in a can be a five been behind dennis our idea we go his question for a week bill let me by saying this this question stems from events spanning over the last six years or so but six years ago at the age of twenty i was about a year and a half into what at the time seem to be a real great relationship coincidence my job in money situation was also doing really well

why decided instead of throwing my money away on rent i'd buy a house there you go making the moves you still when well in life buying a house everything good so far being that i always plan ahead i purchased a rather nice house for a first home even though i thought you said thought i knew it even though i knew it was a little too much money no i didn't i didn't buy this to start a family or for her i just wanted a fucking house in the year or so after the relationship really went down hill mainly because i was working more and spending less time and money on her ok long story short we split about two years later sense then i've had my encounters with girls ok so let me let me fix this with my awful reading a right basically this guy's a girl he's making good money doesn't want to throw money down the toilet pan

so it goes any buys in house there now he's got a not the fuckin crack ever he works a little bit more is not spend time with his woman and it goes down hill pluses younger that's pretty normal except if did he owns a house so now is in this situation is single yes it's really nice house in this is what's been happening since since then i have had any encounters with girls the one thing they have all had in common is their hatred animosity towards my sk girlfriend and my house ivy heard them say things about sleeping in a bed i bought with her or how they don't like it that i did all this with with the other girl i've been dating a girl about two years now and she's the same way she even has problems with my dogs because she says they were her dogs meaning the x ray question is this why never good enough well if your fan podcast you ve already asked a question but i think it's time was so sermonic us why i'm reading this again am i

post to start my life over every time i want to begin a new relationship or is it that girl really always want to have what they can they cannot have half the contents now a days are just for some guy to put them up in a house and take care of everything but when you give the chance the they which because they didn't get to pick the fuckin drapes guys making some good points knee i'm good media how perry says i don't i don't get it i've done really well for myself and i ve done it on my own none of that had anything to do with who i was dating at the time and i hate feeling bad because i'm trying to make because i'm trying to better myself what should take nea what what did you say on this u s she summed it up really well here what do you do you think about this guy just to reiterate you know the deal what

what is what is his problem i think the problem is the kind of people that he dates because i don't think that their mature enough so like leg over the past you know i mean it's like of course stated other women of you know i mean it's not yet bulimia see this if if when i met you party had a house and it was you know i had a little bit of the female touch to it you don't owe me i mean it's not you walked in and there was just a coffee table and like fucking play station you know popcorn and the cook so whatever right am i saying this house or set up you know right now if it look like a land i still had the bad that i used a bang the other when we say we should do do you can we switch out the bed you're gonna make bad though i thought i think that's a little i think that's a little much what is it what little much too still have it yeah even by much better cause you haven't by a whole new bed discusses

but some way as an ladies you see why is my girl give a shit yeah because i mean how many when you're dating somebody and you have sex with them in their house chances are they ve had sex with somebody else in their bed before you anyway so now all of a sudden it like a big deal because it now he'd be needs to date some more mature girls baseman dating someone for two there's always but doing i thought you said he i just focus on saying the words right says you notice this house could be like the locked the locked the door tests in the bronx tale oh yeah that's like a few they can't deal with them they start giving me should begin vivo exactly i think they should get the heat that's this is my house this is where i fuck you wanted do not occur so ass i worry about a thing he could do now get some new sheets

something you know i'll obviously bed bath and beyond anything about new she's you want to help me pick out some girl with love that love it they go and what point in a really ship should he do that you know has been alike tied down our send the wrong message and i want to say that i love you but i want you to still bang me like at what point is i think when it's like official data like monogamous type thing is when you can say hey let's you know all right it's really you answer the question don't oversell you answered it had its really annoying that these girls would be like oh my god i can't believe you now this is already decorated neither her dogs as of her house and i can tell that say sickness it s best stupor that to say how say how ella girls say favorite i favour right

i think that's gonna be the progress of this week so i guess so that your answer right there and you know i'm not can always defer those two near but i just think sometimes you're you're really asking me what women are thinking and i think i've done enough trashing of women and shut up i've done enough trash of them em out that's actually a serious question here because dear you're gonna get that in a situation where a meal does it mean literally sell the house what if it's a bad fuckin market just to appease her that's ridiculous but i would have you know something i would actually say that if they were actually gun we're getting married you know take it to that level there will be a word because when you do get married you want to pick out a house it's a house for both of you you want to live in this house's out there that i just don't get like that you know that ginger look in house it's up the fuckin street like you know

but the girl my dreams and she lived in that house and i've everyday driver hate this fuckin house you know are those ones that look like the castles than ever just a house so it looks stupid you no reply so let down your hair just sort of hop out that window i do i not to respect their but i'm sorry i is what i was saying like you know come on in here i get that but then you know i'm sure buy a house that big enough to have like a like a big family i don't know if he does i'm just trying to kind of balancing out allow what the fuck am i try to do me up are you gonna be there made a driver cause i'm gonna get hammered today now why i was designated driver last time

last time last time like fuckin three weeks ago we were in boston and you guys all that hammett as they say we don't know these people i i'm gonna in order it might my mission is i'm gonna make you look good today i am you you're gonna people bad for you now i don't want that more than i sing you those songs that i make up you know wanna get drunk air the fund will be obvious sleep halfway what's with my mom open looking like the asshole next to you gonna fuckin transcontinental flight our right that's it happy memorial data everybody sorry the exports and think than work out i'm trying to sneak in an extra podcast this week i'm going to figure this shit out ok i promise you a movie star goddamn and i'm gonna bring you one that's it

happy memorial day to everybody haven't i safe happy holiday get the weather fuck you gonna be at and just start boozing all right don't be that ass all the fine fine you not find a right second you you have grass stains on your face you're not fine have you been dragging tonight sod hang enough fuckin left ear aright every that's it i have a great weaken enough and a happy holiday

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