Hey, what's goin on its bill per and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning, Podcast Dan, check it out. You were go on? How are you how's it going for you well. mixed emotions. Today right because today is my fifty third birthday for me. It's my mother, fucking, fifty third birthday for Ba. I have more years then freckles. On my face What the fuck are you gonna do yet. birthday today, I already had an unbelievable birthday. Already had an unbelievable. Do I get rid of the diet? What let's do these sadness?

before the amazement. Unfortunately, my boy Bruins them just last three in a row and the serious to the amazing New York Islanders, ivy, I'd love to fucking bitch about something, but they just fuckin. You know, we're up two games to why we won the first one than they won the second one and overtime and then Marcia and always show up fuckin one than the third one in overtime was failing like we were gonna Tippit in our now favor or I felt like the very least it. I just thought they were really even we match. We stated before those less three games- and I just like ok, this gonna be one of these back and forth back and forth, but both crucial to when the first one cause. I don't see that one of these teams blowing a series lead. How long was I we were up two games to one and then they just ran the table ends

whatever they figured out. I dont know hockey that well enough. I know that Matthew. I don't see bar self parcel Marcel else, fucking weird, that guy, just fucking out are now the just took it to another level. Is a pain in the ass. It pissed people laugh and got a fucking lady being candidate to spare him in the balls and that he be back on the ice. Two seconds later set up somebody for a fuckin power play goal. If he didn't score himself that kid when he died brought Nelson was everywhere on defence and via alarm off their golly. He just now He was just always in position our. I will say that everybody's. I Ella guys play an unbelievable. I didn't see an unbelievable save the fuckin guy was just where we were. He was never you know pass at all. This didn't seem like that. Universities, Russian,

The other post and just doesn't get there in time or made a great save. You just was fucking guy. He was just there all that reservoir dogs, You goes off, you got five to seven minutes, but men, those cops they would just there already all loaded for bear. So. but I gotta tell you: man is Much as it sought that my team lost it was, Banda Sea Islander fans going crazy again and that took me back to my childhood when they won those foreign a row and. Just how loud that place got and I'll take it. Now switch is fuckin crazy. They cut to the crowd two games ago and it looked like a crowd shot from the Ladys. I guess is the mullet back. I think them all its back. Those up sure people in that crowd that look like

they didn't own- a martyr Monte Carlo assess that was their dream, car so kind get a kick out of that. It reminded me of some of the shows I did out. Governors way back in the day congratulations to them great fan base and all that good luck be Poland for you in the next round, nothing against stamp of bakers. I love that franchise to but, like you know, they want it. Last year they are either way it will be cool either way it will be because you know tat, those two when it again and they went to cups in a super bowl. In the last year and they start to make their mark is in out. There case being the next title time now, they'll call themselves title town. As the only one three- but I mean do you know that's what newer cities to the benchmark is Boston? Ok,

it really is in every other. Tat can go fuck themselves because we were title town for two fuckin decades when there was thirty teams and all for sports, not this. I kinda malaria curly horse shit from back at the Falcon day. That's my argument, but anyway, Why would I hadn't how about your fuckin Montreal Canadians, Jesus Christ mop in the fuckin with the way? Craig jets. Maybe they just at the Montreal Canadians out of you realize this have one seven play: games in a Ralph. and looking like they have the magic belt. Them to their last cup and ninety ninety three: when they were not a they were not a favorite and all of a sudden they just now for they had Gregoire before they Buddha, moderate town, unbelievable what kind of Montreal feds are fucking. Ninety ninety three: with no teeth.

That guy Fuckin just stops every part. Can you guys, when shit and overtime three years, three as you give a fuck day, a bowl of out of town, love bringing that up, and I always well until you in your next cup, which might be, you're only eight games away, but you go up. Is it going to be the vaguest nights today beat the absolute look like Fuckin world leaders? I was just out of Fivek here Colorado Red Rocks check in that place. How could they might film a little something there at the summit to sound like a year. The ads you gonna forget their logo, wipe your It is, though, they would talk at all this shit. Ok, guys, look great, let's see. Rapid Vegas nights. You know. I just realized. That also means could be like Energy HD,

The series is three hundred and twenty boy: this is a birthday wish. I really hit the clock at at the Klein. This is my nephew and I did hit the client so fucking fun. And I ended up hitting declined by action: how to fund Just do it. The glamour visit decline. No, that's what so not taken up by just sit decline. Well, I got a fucking stick with it now. What an asshole. that's like when you ve bucket mad at somebody, and you want to talk shit about em. And then you send the person you're mad about a text. anyway, the golden Nights, the goal, the nights are planned

I'm gonna, watch that serious now I've thought over. You know it was just clearly that the debt. the Islanders were the better team. Assure me just tell me they just dominated fucking dominated Weena. We had a nice little bit of a comeback, engage Five, but it wasn't enough, gave five to what the fuck forty four shots, the nineteen and we lose five before so oh, but I think you know. Chameleon everybody did such a great job at the bronze team again this year and they always seem to make the right move to make us better. So we shall see what happens next season. You know I don't give a fuck. What happens, I'm always gonna watch, that's it. It's called beat affair. Ok, take bandwagon, motherfuckers. All right anyway, ploughing ahead here.

Ok, so that was that was the hay autonomous, a rough one. That was the bad part of the midnight last night, by the way, let's check on the Brooklyn nets that little, you know, upstart team, that one by like forty points in their first fucking game, so stupid The rupture games to none o, let's take a look at the series. Let's take look at the series Brooklyn! That's the way forward. Look at this. What did they when the second gave by fifty came to us? What I need to look at the game to highlights two score? Let's see what happened. Game to one twenty five to eighty six, It is at the same fucking thing again.

Thirty nine that was game to ok. What was game one. Game one score. One fifty one or several. That was actually a game there for a second anyway? Why is? Why did I Jake off the Bruins laws, because today's my birthday and my wife, when I've got me the coolest fucking gift, I've ever had. You know those cameos was celebrities. Wish you a happy birthday, though the person best cameos out. There are Sebastian Bach. when the great led singers front man, I've huge fairy his she got me She got me the cameo him, we me happy birthday and I just set ditches just the fuck up, I mean a kind of new. She was gonna. Do it I'll say? Listen, I don't need anything. I got enough tee shirts bullshit. I want you know,

I want to see Sebastian wish me a hand. First aid. She got for me and it was just like why because A fan of his cameos is just a guy goes all out there, like four you'll, do like fifteen minutes. Shows you around his house or the We did for me was that some kiss museum- and he was showed all the stuff that he had was hilarious like these. Are they this pillows. I got tat what I got down. What I need that one, It was so fuckin awesome, so thank you and thank you to my wife and everything I she did take it. Video of me. I wish you gave me breakfast in bed with waffles and I watched Sebastian Buck. Wish me a happy birthday. who, for my money, is one of the best front men, all time. I always tell you guys this watch him sing monkey business on S and health and the guy's easily. Acted like he's at the fuckin, oh two arena, and you know He's isn't funny like four hundred people in the guy is acting like it's four million its

what it's all about its: what its about. I love that guy Oh thank you to him is thank you to my wife, making that happened. It was. It was so surreal in every time he said my name, you don't stand like. I saw them up, four Arrowsmith at the Boston Guard, New Year's Eve December thirty, first, nineteen, eighty nine. I just my license for drinking to drive and thinks we're not going for this orange headed jerk off, but went to that show. A dog. and I just had like the best. I had the best time and he came out and they were a new ban that was their first album They came out and they just fucking ripped. was funny you. Nobody was talking in between the the songs in everything and then, of course, Aerosmith came out. The bad boys, Boston.

And I remember the end of the night I think they all came. There was some sort of like set. They had that Aerosmith had I want to say it- was either a subway. There was a subway, they acted like they all got out of the subway. You know at the Boston Garden or something like that. I forget what it was the long time ago Christ, almost thirty two years ago, and in the end they did the countdown They all came out, they were haven't. You know I think Aerosmith was sober by then so they will probably just seven some sort of fuckin fruit punch. Assumption everybody came out. Toasted the crowd was awesome and if you ever told you know. Freckle Billy with no driver's licence at TAT. Point that Sebastian bug Sebastian The lead singer, skid row, gonna wish me happy birthday someday I mean that would benefit that would have been

for me. So thank you to him and my wife for making it happen, because it was fucking, awesome, greatest birthday, gift ever hands down, not even close all right. So getting back to let's see here where they want to talk about all you gotta, to see this new documentary. Stu Documentary out on Showtime called the kings, and this is a My favorite time in boxing. when I was growing up. Everybody talks about MIKE Tyson in the eighties, but MIKE Tyson in the eightys was total domination like the fuckin, I'm just the last three games against my brides, it was just teaches dominated everybody and butler. If you just wanted to see like not just for the greatest fighters of all time. Now

fighting at the same time, but fighting each other it I guess so well to wait, middleweight division, so it this documentary is about that time. It's about sugar, Ray Leonard Tommy, Hitman Herds, Marvin Hackler, And hands a stone there. How can I go blank on his name? There what the fuck I swear to God. I got it. I gotta start taken that AL forebrain shit. I little watch three episodes of last night and I'm going totally blank on his name. Heads of stone come out bill, Roberto derived from an asshole lamp, you know they had to hold back story at him all this shit that was going on in Panama and YO, its causes,

they do like they do like this. Parallel of what was going on in politics, what was going on in America at the time- and you know Jimmy Carter- he who, just always shit back then he was like. I feel like the last like humanitarian. That was ever president. That really seem to like just care. About just humanity and general beyond caring about american people. He just cared about people and human rights in that type of stuff. So course. Is destroyed. You know and viewed is weak, and although this shit- and you know that speeches he gay. He gave a one point. It goes you know who you hours a person used to be about what you did not what you had Anna gave America this stern. Talking to consumption and how it was an empty pursuit That's what he was talking about right before greed is good came in

and then Reagan came in guess was like you and me was a Fuckin movie star the guy had like you know. I mean I know has been so people. There came along that had some star power since then, but this guy was like a legit movie star, which is why back in the day. You know, I think, back a way back in the day, like Roman Times some our Greek earning Greece, They would not let actors one for political office because they like without their too good it facon shit we're not gonna know what they're really think it right so cut to her middys. You know that smile and ages, guinea. That's what it is, but I didn't realize that that guy was the one doing we make it up, make Amerika great again, and it will put together? Documentary were obviously not fancy his, so they made it Look like he was sort of doing that dog, whistle race, baiting, shit.

Oh look who's here. Billy Bay,. You're a finished it now to you. To use that come on in thanking raised me up. You? U tapped out on that. That documentary- and I was saying how I didn't realize mean the people who make the documentary are obviously not fancy his so you Ronald Reagan: ok and who's, the guy that did the first make Amerika great again. We do in that whole. You know get back to the way it was. You know, white people, we look back. You know the good old days for us and not the good old days, for you use guys there. So He's doing that now, whether he was just be it you know

eleven in his white world, when he said it, but they were saying that he was doing the whole dog whistle thing. For you know, let's get this backed away, it was but I will say this, though, Did show this part of the documentary, which is a part of America, that I remember when I was a kid where you know It was guys who just like the milkman and he can he could make enough money to have a stay at home, wife and all it was drive, a truck drop off milk, models and pick up empty once the simple, city of that life. Any had enough money to have a house and if his, if one of the works you could work if she didn't she didn't have to, and everybody was fine and you, food and the fucking table, they were talking about. They showed this. This great weight is about, as well as the milky deliver an everyday. nothing, why every

people had the black people had the two of you now, but I just wanted to make of milk. It wasn't gray eyes, isn't what I wanted to do. now who's race, bacon, so Wraith Bait, the already so anyway, listen to me trying to sit next to me, took my stupid. Fuckin thing is screwed up. I have two microphones, but their messed up now send the house we are brought. There are now better requires me kind of being on my phone, but I'm here, for you bet, hey. Why did you come out here if you're not going beyond the podcast. Relay happy birthday, are you gonna? Do I'm gonna be here this afternoon about don't shut today. Just making at, but I got I do have to leave for the Jim and, like ten minute, salutes argument So they were showing how its face when the old face killer, when, when Detroit

In the sixties was sort of these say hello to my old friend funds I can make Came out here participate, I didn't think it came out here. Just trash me tell them about your birthday, gets yes, did it was flock and also what does he say by the way. Would it be what is he said? What, I retire skid row. I don't know what that eight but now to the poison you asshole they rank. That is the duty. That's Aerosmith, you jerk phrase should bear the leopard. That's when ailing, but what about These days,

what about impressive that you know the first thing you know every songs of a buzz twisted editor, Do they say See you in the back the base Eddie rollers this. and like that, but there's one might be ginger. I don't know who that last week. Eighteen in life. Uptown. he's gone wild monkey basis. Favour want on these? No, it should does don't know it. Well, Guess I'm gonna have to take you out to go see what I'm glad you enjoy. It.

That way you got what else it just named. The three biggest heads like you, gotta, know some deep cheese, mad shame tat. Does they now want to know? Was war What's, that was that's when all the w bans came out, those warrant white Lion great. Why did they say. do whatever those words: forget. That was a thousand that's when it was ended. That's what I was like ending and then ten skid row came along and they fucking were crushed it all. They said Molly through. I really know another one.

The two you how many times I showed you that that clipper of of them on s and out when they sang monkey businesses, just fucking just destroys. Well that's great. I'm Tellin, you, like my birthdays over and like a girl in fact, is to speed the jerk you always are. why. So they were showing how all of you didn't have to like a high school education. Education, if you get a job in you know one of the big three. Christ afford orgy GM and you can you can work, build these cars. You could afford to have a car, you can have a house and it was- Just rebel just watching it like why they just. Let us have that. You know just keep letting us have that and they could still have their fuckin hausa mail and looked down on blue collar people, but why you take that away from the fucking

middle class and then what I love is that morons blame rope a blue killings and fuckin demagogue. Which I felt this documentary was kind of acting? Then I'm going to do all these, then the Republicans came, and it's like. It's corporations that own them. You know, that's what I feel I just. I think they all work for the same people, but it went back that period- and they showed Detroit before the the, rights and everything, and then the white Flight and all that and what an amazing city then it was and is just just two fuckin shame that people don't get along and then stuff like that happens in fifty years later they still dealing with. That's all me, that's I wanted to say, ok yeah, you feel very strongly about it. Well, maybe I need if another chance, I did. You know something nearly minutes and people have been

paying for, while where's the she needs to come back on the park ass. Any common out here. I miss you guys and you come out here. Bills grades, be bad component. and a lot. When you talk about you, Sylvia, I keep I like. I don't do that as you being sweet, and then I take a step. words here and there to talk about my old face and then I pull away. Then he got come here. The old push pulse, and now I don't do anything I feel fine filth. I felt fucking great. When I just the cameo thing. That's all I needed, that's all Did you get me a couple of new hats for my fucking old, bald head, get the kids. Now the kids get me that I am the kids. daughter came. It was just like happy birthday. You fucking? She sang happy birthday. To me, it's over

we waffles in bed, that's it that's it I've done it now, I'm not doing shit for the rest of the day other than this podcast good. So why? Let me ask you this now, because the fans one another, Why do you think the Boston Bruins just couldn't figure out the New York Islanders once they once they evidently figured us out figuring out how to beat us. What happened? What would you say where the top three breakdowns, or or or whatever that caused us to This gets so unceremoniously booted from the playoffs. Now that you know less complex question, but you know what, notice was that? Charles was like really in his head, you know, and so that has a lot to do also because he was trade to the capitals but going well. That's the thing in that this affects an old, seem morale exam

exactly bill. I mean how do you think that affects everybody else? It's like we love the guy now is planned for somebody else Oh man, we're not what do you got up there you started lap and like that was a bad like missing char I'll go get em, so my gimme, the second one. The second one is like The guy see like the wake like the eyes like maybe it's just me, but it's felt like it looks a little like slick like look you're the normal like little wet like like. So do you think the Islanders were a faster teams to maybe they made the ice? A little cooler circuits gave a little faster. I just speak like there is some we're sure going on what that is what I was looking I was a little like debt, ok little conspiracy, theory little. We missed the old guy UK number three. What he got also I just spout like the referees were, I don't know There was one guy

Looking really like shady, like I don't know the Guy personal data, but like either he was kind of standing on the corner. We got back and forth and he's like rubbing his hands together and he wasn't whispering to the other Let go of the rescue whispered to one another. I was like what are they talking about? You know what I just felt like Alan then then also warlike, whispering into the coach of the team that one and it was like what are they wish. about the islanders. It was like what are you guys whispered or you wanna, island of your own? I see what does that about? What does that mean so at another, all right. That was near Renee Hill and I didn't like it. I didn't like it I got one bit, So if you had to choose between the vote, its nights in the Montreal Canadians whose, when in this year's well here's the thing about the Vegas Nights

it's a gamble. My ride me thank you. you for being on banks being on the guess amusing yourself. am I right People are, I have to read advertising here. Thank you. So much for that For the cameo cameo man is this bill. Reading advertising. What you see here, we go. What's your back pretty good gray, accurate definitely check check out the kings on Showtime. I had no idea. I always thought. That Sugar Ray Leonard but Tommy Hearns and lost the first time and then had to come back and beat him the same way. He lost a Duran first and then had to come back and beat him. I didn't realize

Tommy had that fight one, but. I always thought that the weakness of Tommy Hearns was that he loved to fight. So even if he had a fight one, he if you started just one it is a stand flat, footed and trade. He was all about that and it's because of that that when he fought Marvin Hackler that grew that the greatest round in boxing they say the first. Marvin angler versus Tommy herds in I just I just took me back to the whole time and yours. Funny to watch that documentary on the heels of that fuckin you too, and may weather and even really may weathers. Last, like six fights and now he's like, I guess somebody said he was bragging about he's the best legal. bank robber out there may well Which is kind of a comedian,

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you ruined my birthday thanks a lot. I tried. Did you terminals. I'll get me a hat. They have a blue air. He gave me a gray, had sober To buck wish me happy birthday. Your mom got me a cool helicopter t shirt later this year. Oh I'm goin to Vincent Van Baby. oh red, face himself. Immersive experience. I went to his this joint out there in the hall and Aware was Denmark. Where those times I was Going around I like to stuff, when it's my birthday thing tat, I have to pick out. And I was in December to long ways with December law? Was it sort of a birthday Christmas thing:

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Which was like comedy comedy calmly: I mean that they are they just happy just to hear your voice ice hockey. Bed was that was pretty grain off the top of the dome redeem this person- I that's it everything all improv. the damage to teach a class come in improv on your husband, podcast and then fuck up is I think it's fantastic. What's your next, Yes, you gonna ruin Fuckin flag day. For me, your road fathers day for me, I know. You got the whole day. You the whole day a mother's day. You got all day a day on mother's day. What am I gonna get a fucking know little titanic in a year a beard brush that they make those

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Hey: what's Goin on its bill bird and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday, Jus, tenth, two thousand

in thirteen happy birthday to me happy birthday to be happy. You read me: me what's going on. I'm sorry, this yellow I'm excited is the first time I've been doing then doing this podcast for six years. And not. Once has the power of the poor. casting gods ever graced meet with the podcast that actually fell on. My birthday you're, not gonna, go out on a limb here and I'm gonna say despite the fact that there are over. Seven thousand four hundred fifty eight podcast on my street alone are that I am the first part, castor, tab

host a fuckin podcast on his birthday on put not out there. You can go work with Pity, Google, it do whatever the fuck you want to do with it. I'm telling you first one? Whoever did these other guys, And women who said that they did a dead, just talk it. I tell you over there actually joy so I know you think you're right now. You like well bill. It's your birthday first, everybody asked: how old are you now, I'm forty five meters, something about that? I'm sure youngsters out there. It's not that it's not the tools, not the same it's the fives, the five get you you don't owe me: twenty five and twenty four kind of scared, but twenty five fuck here we go

sliding into thirty. You know that's when you re right on top of the fence there right the Fuckin Berlin Wall, you know which way I get it for free I'd or the countryside? Right aging is like it's like reversed, progress, so you would actually, when you get to the five, you fall back over into FUCK Edna, Post World war, two german guess from now until four forever is gonna, be post World war two bill. What do you know what fuck I'm talkin about whenever they put up their God damn well when they put it up it put an upturn Kennedy. Was it in forty eight hours that Israel Fucker remember. Thirty. Five was a bitch. They all suck a mobility, they are stuck, but thirty. Five was a bitch and now forty five for a man sliding into fifty

Does anyone makes sense still toward polyps? How can I be forty? Five would have still do polyps that doesn't make any fuckin sense, because I was a kid all people, nobody. Actually nobody worked out when I was a kid, but he struck I've never seen my dad try to touch his toes my entire fucking life. I never seen Do a jump, a jack. I never saw any of his friends, not I'm dead, rolled out of bed. You know: Sat on the side of the bed for a second Gunnar hygiene, and then they get up brush your team take a shower put on closer bacon and eggs and go out to work like fuckin. Come on.

They walked through the door, be like our right. Nobody would shut the fuck up. carbon and they sat down in a difficult beef stew,. And then they go in eleven on they sit down the chair. Hedges factor, why would you do they believe is now I'm tired? Ok right! Go you Do you know when I watch a little bit tv right two hours there they fuckin head, we just back. And that was the day no working out whatsoever. There was maybe like too but who could do still do polyps at forty five, when I was a kid. And it was like Johnny Waste Miller and die that guy did the juicer who used to do. like Arthur funds, are rarely when he worked on cars on happy days. I want to three o clock.

it also. Did I tell you this- I actually yeah. I can't run because I did that but podcast the middle weak. I didn't purposes but a violent show- and I got work with one Howard's dead and he was he was cool hand. Luke, and he actually told me stories about being in the EU. I guess he's and he had a small role And he's in the last seen were cool hand Luke, else. If you haven't seen it yet spoiler alert, aright stay your fingers in your ears and go for the next block and seconds right. Zander wanting a ship. at the end of the movie when cool hand, look get shot in the church is part of the cops You know that had taken him out and then that what we ve got here guy says now, we'll take them from here he's in that same absolutely

legendary any said they shouted up and Bakersfield California. So there you go. I was hilarious, any was eighty five years old improv still sharp is hell, was ass, great great guy. Oh thanks to were crawl. Shell in their cruel. Forget me on If you didn't. I wouldn't had that experience and please watched the cruel shock as I think that, due to fuck ingenious, they go there's my plug for the work it out on my birthday hyping somebody else's project, you know what Is it right. That is a right. It s very generous waving a martyr bill, don't cry for me! Fucking Billy,. I'm gonna have something right now: pay built, nobody stopping you! It's just stupid, podcast, our right, fuckin, grumpy, cunt,. tickets for the Billy Red State tour-

are now on sale for a number of the venues, specifically my first to date one in Boise, Idaho and the other one in Bozeman Home, saying that right Montana, the latter, State in the union that I've never been to any here's the deal. You know a lot EAST coast comics like myself. We never How will these states, unless we're doin some college gig or some shit- we usually don't, come through here, so it would be great if you guys gave me so wonderful story to tell all my fuckin hilarious comedian, friends about where to go to plague. You know how Montana You want the sensation. the idle secession, Joe back into Rosa, to grace big sky country within Goddammit,

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Let's get onto this movie that I wanted to see until I saw the rating and outspoken and when the shit out of me is no, the summer season she wonderful movie coming up called the heat dad. A certain someone might be it if you watch the the trailer, the heat story, Republican, Miss Malleson Mccarthy, if you guys could help me up and go by a movie, to that one. That would be tremendous adore. You know something that I would enjoy. shit. Is it any wonder why they don't have me, do press for anything where the fuck Brad Pitt, I'm looking to separate now or see? What is an aim of this fucking movie. World WAR Z. Are there, we got the here's, a fuckin movie, here's a guy this!

I can only that, I wanted to see Brad Pitt World WAR, Z and the fucking world right the zombies. This is shit the world as we know it will not exist in our know. How many days, when the great fuckin lines, the kind of line that makes me want to get off my fuckin couch, you know Put on my slippers put on a smoke Jack and go down to the local movie theater and taken a picture right, and then at the end of it, if they show everybody run into their fuckin lives, the end of the goddamn World World WAR, see what what what do you know what that is this world war? One word two. They said fuck all the numbers rights into infinity, fuck, the entire Alphabet, all away to the last letter World WAR, Z, I'm I'm fuckin, I'm there. I gotta see this ship and then I, what do they do to me rated Pga thirteen,

Go fuck yourself, that's gotta, go fuck yourself, Brad Pitt or the direct or anybody else. Then I'm trying to burn a bridge with its of fuck. You too can't. I know that that was rated. Our movie fact. I've heard that it was an they fuckin took the knees out of it. They fuckin drag it down into peachy. Thirteen are right. I don't give a fuck who you are if the world is ending, and you get and chased by zombies. You not runner oh god, oh god, I e g o hack. Crime is odd, Jimmy Cricket and once every ten minutes ago, Ah shit? You know you don't. that's the end of the war was zombies from the beginning. Once said,

discover this zombies till the end of that movie, where they hopefully solve. The problem should be a bunch of people, more weight, eight and eighty five percent of the people and then the other fifty percent should be grabbing than by the shoulders conflict there. All right, that's you most of the dialogue in that movie, but now No, I just said that way. Now, it's it's peachy thirteen. So what are they going to do?. What what what's gonna happen? They gonna slowly, you know have some metaphor for you. Why we should not stop using fuckin plastic water bottles? Are they weave that into the storyline enough? it was funny I actually tweeted. I have to admit they hang my head in shame, but I did tweet than I do I consider myself a man even saying that outlined say it again. I tweeted!

I said zombie movies are rated, are hashtag world was the most people agreed so courses? One can't goes. I have to respectfully disagree three said the success of the walking dead. That's what he said said the success of the walking dead, Fuckin twitter hack insist like other that that's a great idea, I see that business model saw me get this straight. I want to say over a fuckin, a hundred hundred fifty million dollars a my money making is I'll, be movie and I'm gonna make, get no more fuckin crazier they. What people cast it at home on the couch and watch. That's what the fuck you tellin me! That's that right there! That's your business model that makes sense to you at about all the council, are going to steal the movie anyways or just man. I'll just wait two weeks and then I want you, don't fuckin whatever right. Want to get em out. You'll want to

excited sake, but come down to go, see the picture in a big scrape, that's themselves and pop points that now, at their best gal right, you're gonna make it. You know what why don't you just make? According to Jim's World WAR, Z, Europe not just respect the gym or according right, I'm just save what what what? What is the purpose. So when you go out to your favorite pizza place, if you could make the pizza just as good at home, you, you wouldn't fuck and go out there or Would you show up? Do you fuckin houses, step body, a tv go as your fuckin Peter you not go why the fuck would you a peachy thirteenth zombie, fuckin movie, could somebody for the love of fuckin I'll explain that to me. They were doing that lately, aright. Dupont here or movies shut up, Don't be rated are,

sure do one of those do she ones that nobody cares about our but all the other ones Batman CAP, in America. All that shit should all be rated are, though superheroes, and not for kids, those for adults who don't not a fight I want to live through somebody else who actually has the six pack, that's what those movies afore. I feel you know that She think then I would take. I would actually go if I've made a fuckin superhero movie. I would go for the sea. Seventy Europe remembrance, spider man. When he's hang an upside down and the fuckin girls Kestenbaum. Right that wouldn't be. He would have been, hang in a little bit lower. If you know what I mean he's still be upside down, but he would be hanging a little bit lower come on people. Do the math

somewhere between sixty eight. Seventy is what I'm talking about a right, that's how that fucking scene, but have gone down. Ok, you fuck all these critics, who like all my god. That's absolutely horrific stand. Lynch must be fuckin, rolling over honest futon cause. They never gave him the money deserve for creating the character, and I it would be like standby. I stand by this is the Peter Parker. that everyone knew existed. But no one wants to see you now he be hang it upside down. Distortion is work in spite of dick right, no mouth. Ok, you know why cause he's. Because he spied on my right hand, man have spider using the power for good and he still has a day job still as a faggot day job

that great we tell what to what a common man he's not like Bruce Wayne walkin around and all these vulcanize wide shut parties. You know how many Tuxedos does Bruce Wayne out and how did he make his money? You know I'd all these comic book people losing their fuckin minds. Is, I don't know anything about the backstory by enemies for people I don't give a shit. Much what what did he do? How did he inherit money? What both his parents got shot in the alley there there your parents got killed. what the money is spent. It he's never workin. He's never work in any of those fuckin movies. It's always gone over the mayor's house. You fuckin Trust Fund kid Peter Parker still works for the school paper or whatever I workin for Fucking Jamieson, a guy named after whiskey.

I touch a guy, and I like, when you were the black suit to. I think that that would look better than this. it started control in him. I don't like that made Tito of weak You know you know I'm in over my fuckin head what I'm talking about goddamn superheroes here. What are we doing here? Seventeen minutes in and its time. It's time to talk to you about how you can shave better, everybody out there. I don't shave at once. It makes me feel like the old days like when used to watch baseball and everything was about your fucking balls or cologne right booze in awkward velvet. Old spice put it on you, nuts right, I don't shave club everybody get a good shave a good shave can be a real pain in the age.

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we're gonna, why am I start in Ireland? I will ever looked at it Asia, but I imagine among all the places that I've been to before maybe at another couple of cities, but I'm gonna, I'm hoping to go Ireland, Scotland, England, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland, again and who knows, maybe I can add something else. Maybe you know where the hell I gotta go. I know if you get too far south in Europe they start to like more. They stay still on at Benny Hill Shit, where they were. their way back baby into debated it that we want to see that ship there very intellects slapstick in practice, I don't know if that's true, I'm not trying to itself Anybody in france- Now, ITALY, or whatever I heard you get pathway through Germany oh Amsterdam a Rotterdam. Some of those places that I've been to or some other places, maybe I could do substandard, but I'd love to do it end.

Trying to keep up on what's going on over there over in Europe, What's going on over in Europe, everybody for a new segment called. What's going on in Europe, delivered ignorant american boil evidently those floods in Germany on this river? That goes all the way down to the Czech Republic and their their move. People out that story made me sick to my stomach. haven't water damage in my house. I can't imagine an entire fuckin river come through my house to my condolences. Everybody out their Vladimir Putin is getting divorced from his fuckin wife. You know she doesn't like to be in the spotlight. You know he likes go out there. do not little boy shirts and blow and bubbles on their stomachs and further the press. They just do it if they ve grown apart, the kids a grown up. They go in their separate ways. I think

I think Lattimer wants a nice hot piece ass. You know like in two thousand eight. They speculated that he was Bang in some chick, I was gonna marry some chicken dire and, as far as I could tell with my ignorance, they put their paper out of business and I have to tell you, as fucked up as these countries becoming it's still work better. You know cause you don't have to deal with stuff like that, although I am a little disturbed with Obama but the China to be like war: hey how to use sensor, you're, you're fuckin. How do you set your people that you're supposed to be doing the right thing for you now? I don't know you go that's what's going on in the world, I know it's gonna work, turkey diamond those protests over there, started off with a bunch of hippies because they were cut

down the yard, the trees in the park and one to put up a Strip mall and all they hippies in Turkey. Where lay hey, that's not cool man star with that shit, then all of a sudden everybody just snapped it was by the way fuck, the police and all its other shit. I keep it up on that score Lately I may go into that: Al Jazeera, England, English, whatever Which I was saying on the Wednesday, the special one that I thought that the algae Zira and I don't want people- listen there right now like what he will look in terrorist. That's what I thought because lately I've noticed. Al Jazeera has been, unlike you, tv, my tvs and like hotel rooms and unlike what the fuck did, they got this terrorist channel on here. For I was U oversea listening to this and laugh at you have to understand that the only thing that we ve seen unless you seek it out over here is when they would broadcast Americans get Nay had sought off. By yeah. You know Al Qaeda,

That's the only thing we saw and the they would frame, it would be like and they actually tell of large grandfather, they'll channel, so I just assume that, like that was like he liked Turner has ten t and tedious. I thought a solid Bin laden with that oil money. You know that was his. he had to Al Jazeera. But I've actually found it really fuck it interesting and it's great to see a scratch just read about other countries, its. That's, not not. You know it's not what you think it is I'm not saying that they don't trust the? U S, but it's kind of interesting to read the criticism to hear their presence what's going on here next saying that there are a hundred percent right, not saying there are two percent run up, we get it. You try to brought new horizons check it out. That somebody told me also check out BBC World

What am I know? There are full of shit to some extent they all have their wrangle, but it says you know. yeah. I get enough angles the shit, maybe I could stand in the middle, the shitstorm try to make sense of it. I don't fuck enough, plus, I'm headroom. I bet you know when the dollar collapses overhear, hopefully, at that point I can maybe then do a bill. Red state took over in fuckin, I don't know India and speaking of which this is another great reason to go to Al Jazeera. because, because flimsy who Americans, who, just like it's a terrorist and think of some great stories here from around the Well that you're not gonna, hear about here's one for you: referees sentenced for sex bribe in Singapore.

A lebanese linemen plead guilty to accepting sexual favours in exchange for agreeing to fix a football match. Why would you just get a worker yet up? Why wouldn't you just gets Just go: look at some online poured good, Lord but all bar say a loaded somebody how fuckin wait a minute. I dont understand it. I want to see what the guys look like there's a story. Three lebanese football flares of play football referee, sorry plug plead guilty to accepting free sex charges from gambling linked global syndicate in return for rain to rigour, match with Singapore, jailing too, and deferring sentences sentencing for a third, the third I just gotta hand job. I maybe he was the creep would just like to watch a district court judge on Monday jailed.

Assistant referee, saying they're fucking names a top up. The first thing I e Abdalla a game three months. And then the third reverie Ali another Ali Ali, over. There is that's like somebody named MIKE, at least back in the day before they start, and even kids. Dakota The assistant referees broke down in his sobs when the judge LAO low we Ping Pong mother, Fucker they could be freed. By later on Monday, Tuesday, after emission for goodbye ever and due to time already served awaiting their sentences, thinks they fuckin broke down a cry. Cried let me take up to I don't know much Don't know much about going to prison.

I know you don't want fuck and cry going into present. I dont think you want to do that. I really don't unless maybe they're cry, because maybe they d just to put them in the regular jail with all the fuckin rapists and that type of shit somehow not get fucked in the ass until They are Tuesday, Jesus Christ. Can you imagine the calories? You would burn just by stressing that someone who's gonna, fuckin rape, you and the goddamn booty hope you're, not to me. I will just think the quivering alone would be like walking on a treadmill. It like you know, three point: one billion. Get into that actually there was a red joke right. He's a fucking failed comic. Turn blogger gonna, give me shit about it, you know

yet Carmody for omitted and wasn't successful, and these are the jobs that I think people should be de awake? Did you guys, they were Jim Norton, was on, but that dead, blogger person. I was just Was hilarious she was saying that comedy clubs were filled were basements It angry man and she was coming off- is quite angry. Herself. The whole thing was fuckin hilarious Alice. Think about people get offended by comedy. I want to see somebody get outside of their own box, yet I want to see the fat person in the crowd offended by I don't know, I don't know what pictures with a topic but different topic, I'm trying to think ok affair, Guy get offended by massage monistic material. Have the dog lover the Peter person get a fair

in five fucking that rape, jokes or whatever, whatever the fuck it gives a fuck. You don't owe me Hokosa Comedy Club, it takes jokes seriously, especially as instead of comedian. You don't owe me I'd I'd just for the life of me. I'll, never forget understand that I had the right when I came up to fuck it talk about whatever I wanted to talk about an I failed miserably and I flailed and I made big mistakes and I offended people in the crowd and all of that fuckin shit. But tat was all part of learning to become a comic fine, what it is you're supposed to be doing on stage is part of the learning process so to try and fuckin just cut that off. I don't

I think it was really just a publicity stunt. You know when you write open letter to white male comics right there. Yet how hard I much harder. Could you be trying to be like a lightning rod? I often get them hey. I play guitar for like six seven years and I'm offended by the courts Eric laughed in his using if you listen to this. You angry blogger, I'm just spoken around its just jokes before you get your fuckin panties and a guard their bunch get, but maybe that's what you should do and then you can get on another talk, show and discuss comedy. Anyways ploughing ahead, but I thought. Jim was great on it. I thought it was fuckin. I thought it was tremendous all right there we got. What else am I talking about here?.

You know I sold lemonade. You know ST site for like three weeks what I was a kid and I would like to talk to the people lived in ice t about some of the things that are doing with their eyes tea at lemonade. You know I don't like the aren't Palmer. I feel that they should be separate. I'm sorry! What am I talking about? He was get back to the park cast right. Can we do that bill The fucking got all my apologies to the Chicago Blackhawks. By the way my apologies to Chicago Blackhawks. I thought the other kings, we're gonna beat you guys. I really did my god dammit Donovan like you didn't age door both of those since the last time. I said that, and I gotta tell you a lot of black hawk fans really confident a lot of shit on my twitter. It's almost as if the bridge Whence didn't just sweep the Fucking Pittsburgh Penguins

guess that doesn't mean anything to them. I'm impressed with the way that they meet the Ella kings. Evidently there not to press with sweeping the Pittsburgh penguins. by the way that anybody watch the after the Bruins one Did anybody watch the Sydney Crosbie Press conference that dude would not give it up to the bronze on end fuckin level whatsoever there like you know, you were held score less you at zero points through for games in a play off game. That's never happening you ever in the house. Three of your being the wind Gretzky of right now. What do you think that was needlessly? I don't know you know where I was weird was like you know, I I don't know I think it was the gold tending on the other team is, I know I wasn't it. I don't think so. On. One may.

Alternatively, we had our opportunities and just wondering what are they? because maybe they they blocked the shots and they they were playing it now that one that one. that what was it Sidney accuracy? There are some level that he was such a competitor tat. He was still competing with the Bruins, even though series was over, he just would not give them credit on any fuckin level for completely disrupting Game Forestry Games in a row get up. I made up, look I wasn't dumbfounded. Is anybody that we swept him, but I mean I didn't have any questions at the

The answers to all of those questions was sitting on the other bench at Doha and he didn't give it up. They didn't give it up, but you know what do by the way how many teeth the deck I fuckin lose my holy shit. That guy is like what does it want to sixteen up top seventeen to thirty two on the bottom half way between seventeen. Thirty two will say: that's like numbers, twenty, five laws like chief number, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven and at least twenty eight, if not twenty nine he's lost either for a five fucking teeth right down the bottom man.

Jesus Christ. You guys have a sea that you might turn out. Tough hockey players are, and I include Sidney Crosbie knows much as I call on the Party lipped cub scout they're fucking do took us. Let some I forget came over who the pop deflected off somebody stick and caught him right in a fucking face broke his jaw and not doubt it looks it anywhere from three to five teeth. They literally flew out of his mouth, and the fucking do gets up in skates off the ice With the trainers and Diana I guarantee within five days he was skating again. I could never do that so anyways. So here we are The original six, the original six women, the Stanley CUP with other six for the first time since nineteen, seventy nine. When the Montreal Canadian French cut. We're playing the the New York Rangers.

Some really excited about that. This is great, for how can I think it's gonna be a great series agenda, I actually watch those last two games and I wondered if Brian village and loot and MILAN Lou cheats. Around on the ice. At the same time, it's gonna be fuckin, unbelievable because those are to the biggest using the league, and now it's I think it's gonna be a back an awesome series and I hope it doesn't go six. I want this thing to go seven. I hope it's gonna be a classic, like I said any child can be on the cover and financial players or on the cover of sports, illustrated under the headlines. The best at suggest a great time for hockey, and if there is a great you know, Stanley CUP

I know you know, maybe they'll get a little more respect and die, and obviously a course. I want my brains to win and I'm thinking about going to a game I might go in Chicago in already went to play a game, and I was back in Boston and plus I love those Chicago Jerseys, the red. Once I was one of my favorite once in a league, I want to go there and- and I won't be a cunt I shall do my bruin shit, I'm just going to sit, there starkly add die when the broad score, and hopefully when the fuckin gave you know, I won't do anything to get the shit out of me and I ll go back to my wretched Fuckin, Chevy, Malibu and I'll drive back to fuck no hair and that'll, be it and I'll have that experience speaking of experiences. It is my birthday everybody- and I want to thank everyone who worked with me- a happy birthday, at present, so people around you know my friends and family life for Us

me. You know what I wanted for my birthday and I told all of them. Nothing look at me, don't buy me anything just like Jimmy and Good fellows. I I've, something to the water damage that I had in my house when I took everything out of my fucking closets in these couple of rooms. I have so much fucking shit that I have not used or even looked at and in years, and I already gave away my friend, Talkington Jersey, now some people asking whether we still available I gave that away and I gave it away to the for a sky. I read like I've read like twenty emails before I got to this and he actually brought up like Alan Page, your marsh Carl Ehler, Paul, Kraus, Chuck, Foreman, Fred Cox right. Back when men were named after dicks you now

And he knew all that shit, so I said fuck it I'll give it to give it to that person, and if the who ass it is listening. Please take a picture yourself in the Jersey, send to me I'll put it up on the parked page. If you want, you want a little LE little fuckers out or actually will stop people from suggesting that I would say that, does it give away when there is no give away so anyway, I don't want any more shit. I'm not buying anymore sports tee shirts because I get sentimental value and I can't fucking throw em out. From here on out. I'm just buying those Malcolm young, solid, color fuckin. He showed some anywhere out. I throw em out because it In short to me their die now I gotta do it man I got, I can get rid all my goddamn shit, so today, what I'm doing for my birthday is, I think, I'm gonna

where the gun range and I'm gonna go drive out into the desert. One of the other. One of the other- I don't even want above the guys you got a gun range of somebody- knows what the fuck they don't like, going over there by myself and just renting a gun, but I tell you it's, oddly fuckin relaxing whose Oh I'm forty five fucking years or what I'm not gonna do shit for my birthday, I right I'm doing my goddamn podcast. I might go drive out to the desert cause. I just why we wanted to do that because I'm a nerd our right. That's it! Ok, So here we go. Here's the have some questions for this week. O casino carpets says part three the final answer. I was like a trilogy like one of those space. You know and I feel bad, that fucking came down on that girl, whose fuckin blog in the ship corner failed. Comic, like I thought,

and now you know what it is if she still fuckin listening. If somebody gives this part of it, you know what really is is I just can't believe a fellow comic would fuckin attack. I just can criticise it with with that go you know what I mean to shrink it down and make it smaller. I just I just blows my fuckin mine, I'm just disappointed. disappointed. I guess is more the word the should I said before, set out a fuckin downgraded mean that ship, but they just fuckin economy, I've been doing a shit twenty one years and I'm still learn stuff. I don't know shit about the yard. Why there's no fuckin way I would go on television and start. You know criticising us

fucking comment and not to mention like this whole fuckin thing like this. All these rape, jokes being told, is just so fuckin inaccurate like you, just walk into a comedy club anymore, he's around right right right, like I'm, trying to think you're person, I can actually think of the rolling a joke that I got really stands out that I'm Rob was Jim Norton. He did a feed hilarious one. He was talking about going to prison. In some sense, and what do you think you get raped? Did you went to prison? He goes It goes look at me. I would get raped on a bus ride and in the way and a prisoner sunlight that I butcher the joke, and it was funny. So I don't know I just you know. The last thing stand up. Needs is for fellow comics to be fucking.

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about out about aliens see what I'm this isn't always me I built. The podcast free last every week much appreciated yadda thought you might like this link as you're a big conspiracy theory, a big conspiracy theories to me. He said it, alma convey canadian french administrator. Now, Canadian, hence minister, giving some boy claims about several species of aliens living among us and actually working with elements in the government. Not only that, but a shadow we come I'll, see a ba o k O. I don't owe comprised of the council foreign relations, the bill, the burghers. Trilateral commission that should have a you can't the international, I can cartel.

The oil cartels members of various intelligent organisers, like members emerging one world government, check it out, Sir, The last thing I'm going to do is look at this hour. Put the link up their african. I look at it right now. This shit just makes me out and makes me depressed because there's nothing I can do about it. How is this going to help me, sir, if I find out there's actually aliens living among us too? into international bankers. Euro am I gonna come walking. bursting into their meeting like the end of a feel good movie. You know, like hey man, the people have spoken and they like me. Here we go, I got it right here. Canada's former Minister of National Defence, Paul Hayleigh, testifies at the citizens hearing on disclosure, where the fuck am I last

in Washington DC that aliens are living among us and that it is likely at least two of them are working with the? U S. Government at the sky sounds like he's out of his fuckin. Might love? That's! That's! That's that's kind of flood the script here. Let's say you An alien aright whoever's, listen this still who believes in aliens who isn't blogging about my reaction to the blogger. and you go don't go to another fuckin solar system, not a galaxy, whatever the fuck and terminology is. and you land there. Ok, what are you gonna do other than try and get blended blending So people don't chop your fucking alien head off like how We did this Fuckin alien get infiltrate. The government. This is like Mr Smith goes to Washington. the alien just lands and just goes ok.

I mean: how can we didn't do this in Argentina, rapist, United States goes right to fuck in Washington DC walks into the capital building, Somebody's filibustering, so they can't make an electric car. Whatever comes right out in the house floor and then does what do you know security comes up, tries to shoot me just puts his hands up and their guns turn into like chocolate, bars or fall to the ground. And then for some reason everybody knows: suits, doesn't scrambled and freak the fuck out. You know. they you fuck a walk out there. What's going to relax, relax, relax the simple technology You guys will discover if you become friends of me, how to turn a fucking gone into some melted shit that doesn't let people show you. I M from the plan it's all tar right. It was built with z,.

how does it work like a viewer, fuck, an alien and you what to another goddamned planet? Exactly, I guess. Ok, be like I, if there's a bunch of different nations which one scene, to be running shit. I got shop they head off and you and I want you and you in a body to you, gonna, walk in fact, arm in arm and do Yeah, listen, I've just the simple fact that worry we were able to get here. You know the kind of fire power there are capable of forces. Fuckin reason we want to take over this planet. Are we. Aren't you guys to do shit the way we feel that it should be done? Who'd want that fuckin headache. I don't I don't know they believe a ship anyways. He believes that way.

Oh you're, whose beliefs on actual life extraterrestrial life- and you also your phones- are well Established- made the state at the non governmental hearings chaired by six former. U S, calm, congressmen and aimed at according to the events website, doing. what the? U S? Congress had failed to do for forty five years seek out there, surrounding the most important issue of this or any other time evidence pointing towards an extra terrestrial presence engaging the human race. Are you know what. Even I have my limits when it comes to that. Take the shit, I write anything that some was present thing, I would say, as fucking up the environment, world population and that type of sit ships a little more. unless you want to throw more people from other galaxies, also living here to do they drink bottled water. To already we got people a voice

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I'm a twenty nine year old guy. If As two years I've been seeing in credit credible the amazing woman that is thirteen years older than me, and you know: but it's not going to work out. Sir. You're twenty nine and she's fuckin forty two zero. that doesn't seem to work out. Women can do that for some reason they can do it. You know, did you learn anything with Ashton, culture and it can happen. You know when you thirty seven she's gonna be fifty Come on thirty seven, you could still poor twenty seven year old You're coming home to her right, she's gonna get hot flash she's taken Jarrett armies. It's not gonna work. I'm sorry! Let me continue. She said fun and we share a lot of common interest. We talked about what direction our relationship was going to take very early on and we decided that keeping

the casual was the way to go. Smart move, smart move! Now. What is a casual me? That means I fuck you once six weeks in my birthday, my birthday in my mind, what s a birthday in my book, you don't it is it's my birthday and I want to get on with that. I want to go drive out to the desert. Does what it was we didn't met to each other in any official sense, but neither was saw anyone else. What Jesus I'm not going to catch valence for the two years I fell in love with our day ago and wanted to commit, so we could make a real go of it. I fucked up, though I never confessed, those feelings to her. I was afraid of eventually hitting a wall because of the age different, so I felt safe for not telling her she recently. oh me. She has wanted this things I do this whole time, but she is now met. Someone closer to her own age

missing the real relationship. I never gave her. I believe she has feelings for me but thinks this is the best choice for her. What do I do to stand up and fight for what I want consequences, be damned or should I let it go and accept that age differences, an insurmountable problem on us I know in many relationships. I know myself well enough to know the difference between love and infatuation, while that, if you know the difference, I Go for what you want Kay. As an outsider, I would say: let her go. And even though you know the difference between love infatuation, do you want to have a family, sir? In August. Do you need to marry this girl in a week and start pop out? The fuckin kids could she's already forty two. Are you ready to do that? Because if you're, not you gotta, let her go right. That's all I got to say I'm sorry, that's all I got on that one wife not down within what the with knows job

Wife, not down with no job right, dear Billy boy, let the podcast other stand up thanks for that will you're welcome. Thank you for a rough. Thank you for taking that because I'm a thirty one year old guy, I'm happily married to a actually supported wife. I never been too much of a self com. person, but ever since I was a teenager, if there was one thing I could change about my physical. Parents would be my nose, it's a little big and has a bump on the ridge. Now he said roof reference, the profile on Nikola Tesla or the rule of Constantine to get the idea. Obviously, a giant knows what this with severe act, was immediate, feel for insult through you. Your high school for the hordes of fourteen year old. I vow that one day, I'm sorry, I'm just a fucking,

I thought that one day I would get a no job to boost myself esteem. Well, I am now in a position where I could pay to have surgery. I used ass, my wife a few years back what she thought about, and she said that if it makes me happy they do it. However, now that I am closer to having one having done she seems to have. Minister mine. She says that she could couldn't get used to seeing me look different and is unsure of show like the the The remodelled may looks on Discipline because I really want to have it done. I wish she would be supportive. The thing is, The wife is self conscious person and I work It then, on a small level, she thinks that the new me will be more attractive and warrant the attend, of more females. This is not what I'm. This is not what I am doing this. I just want to feel better about myself. What should I do thanks for your help? I back up for a second.

You said your wife is self conscious. You worried that on a small level, she thinks the new me will be more attractive and warrant the attention of more females as much as you say, this isn't why you're doing this, I think that's why you're doing it subconsciously. You know, I think that that your thought and you're putting it on your wife you have to understand the Ugandan Standards right yeah knows all right, dad like the that's the hobby, efface. Ok, who added subtract that you're really change in what you look like. Ok, then check. They are so dirty dancing and they also at the leader that movie did. She got a nose job and I thought she was fuckin a door while not movie, I thought she was beautiful. You know I never I can never get. through the Fuckin movie, but I thought she was hot, and then she got a nose job and I was like what did you do you know? Look. Do you give fuckin

what makes you think unique? That's it! You should stick with it stay with the damn it I don't know, To get a nose job because people teased you when you were fourteen you'd better than that right He was the wife she loved, although you are you now. I listened to. its young. It's your call in the end, but they don't exist. We have those things down to a science. You don't owe me at this point. six surgery, it's like shooting threes. You know most of all I must have em, don't go with that, but when they do, the crowd goes crazy, so As a chance that you could come out what the nose you want, but more times than not, I think it's gonna give you know you want. You know the fucking clang off the front of the rim or even worse, shooter.

Buccaneer balance splat on the fuckin hardwood. I would never recommend plastic surgery, but but I know what you're wrong. I know what you're gonna do this shit about myself. I like that I'm fuckin losing my hair and believe me, every time those hair commercials come on. I fuckin sit there. Look at em go. Should I shut, I always say I'm not gonna be never rule it out that I wouldn't do it. I just keep waiting, five years it gets better and better and better like how it looks at this point now they can do vacuum the hair out, the back and just fuckin planet up front as opposed to having the scars and the hare plugs and haven't that shit them, but I still for some reason: I'm not going to do it. I don't know why, and I don't know why I think about because think like I can guarantee that if women went bald, they would all get fucked. Europe they would all have mere blogs in one generation and then they would all have that type of think gonna,

it makes me laugh or women make fun guys that get like ahead. France point like all my god as they set their wearing make up. You know, I heels on, and everything about them is to fuckin enhance. You know. Their looks but it also I get why they don't like it. You know cause, I think, what their attracted Tuesday, For now we see that I have some control of a man, but I think that date it may show this might come back to you. They want you to be a fuckin man. It becomes yourself: go out there and showing a goddamn acts and bring some fuckin lumber and for the fire. You know. They don't want to sit there watching you looking at you, often the mirror, gonna look. There's a guy knows I just I got my ears? Look, you know, I don't know. I was dismayed I should be, I would think long and fuckin ard right and you told me to look at that picture

like test learning, Constantino the fuck. You say their names. Why don't you go look up that check before When, after who was in dirty dance, and which is an asshole thing for me to do cause, I'm sure she had a lot of trouble over that now get a fuckin restore the pot, yes and then you you'll probably be like well. That was a nose job from fuckin twenty three years ago and I feel like Roland the dice, then by all means go for it, but why do before and after take a picture. Those standards to the site like the mug mug shot photo. Can we afford into the side. therefore, to decide in the end- and this is the deal get me a before and I never get. And after that I know what happened. I'm trying to think what those Besides from dirty dance,. Was that all about? with drugs were z,.

He really tides This is done. Better out throws power, cause Patrick Swayze, you guys cancers. I can still smoke go fuck yourself that dude went out like a man, you know it really. Sort of Saddam Hussein to take a total left enter day right now. of people by re. To hang me right, And I was wrong, I would definitely except the hood. Please put them out of my face. You can't see me blubbering inside of it. He said knight. I want the hoodie stared down, everybody was talking shit fuck, you go fuck yourself, your mother's or then they put the rope around his neck and, furthermore, I say your grandmother's mothers. I can't I spent and that was it outright.

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