Hey, what's goin on its bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast add just checking it on you. Just checking to see our digs. God are you all right? Shot out all the fuck and people who you know ran around did whatever the fuck they wanted. The dough waited hit. The reset button, a fuck. Wait, a fuck everyone over you MACHO Kuntz. Without your mass size, folk bull shit got a nice girl went. I'll, go and now we're going to say that the information is giving us is bullshit What're you gonna, do what do you? Can I Walter? I will say this. I will say this,

This is helping me with all. Unlike you, no conspiracy, theory ways, though, when I watch people when you actually have you ever been like on the inside and know what the fuck is going on. You know and then you listen, you watch people just take footage and then they click it and they added to this and they go over there, and then they got this whole fuckin storyline with air quote, evidence yeah. I notice that this week said this wicked people just like This thing right that dude, that seventy show right. In somebody you say, get arrested for fuckin with call. It. Forcible rape right, a dumb people are in the fuckin internet I'm one of them. That's why don't leave comments? You know. Better, remained silent, then open your mouth and remove all doubt. Right itself

People what they see forcible right if you play as opposed to wear A joint purvey, please tell used where it say. Forcible, please to collect, is a nice, a kind of rape and then finally, a lawyer chimes any goes no forcible, as opposed to stand Tori or coerced worst and then he broke. It's is a different. You know, I would imagine if you could just use your words and threatened somebody. You could drug somebody and then there's like what he called the. Consensual, but the other person wasn't of age. So that's all that was and all these people got all in today. Gotta right up on their social justice, warrior horses. Instead, Fucking, going off on air quote idiots right. So on. Somebody actually has the fuckin knowledge. Steps in to correct them? these kids go! Oh my bad! My bed, sorry you're right.

I got a little emotional, their sorry. Now, nothing, it's nothin! They just They just fuckin wander off to the next thing: that's trending on Fuckin, social media there. What do they do? They opened their fuckin pie. Holes in more shit comes out. It's almost like listening to this podcast. What he did say really did he acts like he's gonna, be on his high horse in actually many any down there in the mud. Just like everybody else. Well,. I'm having a very exciting weak. I rearranged my little podcast studio here very excited. I got all kinds of shit. I got more goddamn footballs in my Fuckin House than George Blanda during one of the great pickers quarterbacks of all fuckin time. I can see one two, three of them and I'm not counting all the ones that I got from sports, illustrated when the patriots, when the six Superbowl titles.

And finally, arranging all this shit member, be Julia and all this stuff and get it all in the closet right Just like my emotions and maybe little mood lighting, and here I turn it into like we're more Gregg Brady get the Fuckin Upstairs attic deny glass. Is this shades giant had the fuckin it worked Was beads that shit back in a back in the day it was cool to not have adore. You just said beads hanging down from the door jam for like Like walking through a fuckin, NFL, quarterbacks braids, you just you just kind of part of the seas. You know and then you just came walk round, but person could clearly see into it. It was considered really cool so I would imagine by the time they did it on the Brady Bunch. It was over Jesus Christ Bill George Blanda Brady Bunch. Why don't you come? this side of the fuckin turn of the last century are right. Sorry, I just living in the past. You know finish

my book on Lou, the tow grocer, I gotta a book on Bobby Lane, I'm gonna read now and I'm ever whenever never about fucking get up. I'm going. Are you fucking asshole walk around mass? why do you use sunshine. Fuckin seedy see what is it stared for kid? Determine the cause. You know at first I was annoyed now, just taking like you know it. Let em let em fuck and just role around each other, maybe they're all kill each other off. Can you imagine that This is just a giant experiment, don't conspiracy? Theory, you noble! My god, the Implant kiss. What this was all just a like all the world leaders somehow all got on the same page and just said: listen, there's too many people are right. We're, not gonna, be able to make him stop. Fucking. Ok,

they're gonna, keep running their taps. Talk in shit. Take their dicks out stick in in the day right and they gotta just keep making more. People are right. Now we need to get rid of most of ok. We want to make sure we just get rid of the dumb once so. Release of virus. Ok, Knowing that the formula is this, the first couple weeks, everybody's gonna, be fuckin scared. I write they'll be some deniers and then eventually everybody will get on board add another cabin fever and then what's gonna happen is with politics with the ego with paranoia and all that shit, the mouth Breeders are going to come out of their houses? they're gonna go down at the park, sticking to start playing frisbee because it's all the cause what they're gonna do is they gonna make it about themselves? You know me.

It's like when anybody gets like fuckin entry but on the internet right. It first it's about what it's about and then immediately it becomes about the individual Why am I not surprise- or this is me hearing- sewing so fuckin blah blah blah right? Take this isn't about your fucking. All of those people are all those people Wander out of their Fuckin house is right and they start skip and down the Fuckin street, doing whatever the fuck am. I took what the blacklist matter, because that shit you don't need. It I'm just talking, I'm talking about people, who their cause is themselves. Those people. You know at first I was annoyed that date that they started to spike. You know. By ETA body, might he did a show in this state egos? Do they don't even give a fuck

They don't give a fuck about the krona viruses like dude. Neither do you, you fuckin went there you, when you got your bag of money and then he laughed and now you gonna play Fuckin judge jury that ain't our works. Their debts, and then they all wander out there and then they get it right and get it again, and then it mutates and then it fuck and takes him out. Ok, then what they'll have left in the end? A bunch of smart people. Who listen to authority, which is what they want. They want smart people, so they could do the jobs they don't want to do and then then then, then they don't even know you were bailing right. Billy, you call yourself a smart guy with a no I'm, not I'm calling myself a guy that has enough toys at his house. And in a funny borrow money lying around that I can fuckin ride. This thing out a little bit longer

although I gotta tell you the way with this new kid and in and like did the amount of shit they A woman buys for a kid, which is great. That mean this is it's like their Superbowl Party for the next fucking eighteen years. In fact, at Amazon, by the way Amazon you buy a passive fire, they they put it in a fuckin refrigerator box. So The last two weeks, Kay I put my trash out. I have more trash than I have space in my barrels of my buddy goes once you get another beryl, I got you don't. Do the one of the dumbest things guys do. Is they buy their wife, a bigger house. Oh my god, you know we have no more closet space. We have ever what then throw the shit out. Now without giving away to people you out and ends up in the ocean, and so we, Skip sad video, scuba, diving passed all you fuckin shit from your foot, locker right you got it, you gotta get you got it. I don't know

I don't know how this works. You can't cyst capitalism. We can't fucking sustain this, you got it, by in this shit because No place to put it. Yet I would ever since I've been a kid, they always today put litter in its place, which evidently means where the animals live or where the fish swim, get it out of our sight. So we don't see what the fuck we're doing right and then every once in a while. Some tree, hugging puts on of some fuckin flip flops and goes for a swim, and then you see all this shit from that are now we back to fuck it. This is this. Is the leather couch? By the way, you guys think fuckin over. You haven't guess, although I have any chance of being slightly so who knows yeah fuckin, our anywhere go with this shit. You know I just I just, these fuckin asshole still walkin around. It's just me It's Eric! You know.

I'm trying really hard not to wish my fellow man a swift, and on Mass, Death Anyway, It's been called to my attention that the the Pentagon are one of these guys, CIA or else fuckin highfalutin people, And they got the cure man, you know they do The facts green tea, easier in thinner than your fuckin skin. They release of video. My body was telling me that what they were saying that. They actually confirmed that, yet they ve seen shit flying around that they have no idea what the fuck it is. That's pretty fuckin wilder. What is that. I did like that. They didn't shoot down here.

Some of the best pilots in the world flying like fuckin hundred million dollar jets. Actually admiring what they were saying like this, the footage that I saw, I'm sure they didn't release the stuff where they were like I think they had to have at least four in our country? Will you know, I think that everybody you got to have the pilots seem like they can maintain their cool, no matter what they say. You know, it's not a good look of peoples. You know flying a fuckin f, eighteen, whatever, whenever number there up to. Was it s? Twenty one? Third, Six, I have no idea You can have them flippin out, like William Shatner in the Twilight Zone, episode right so I'm acceptable. I think if you fly for like Delta or such like, that acceptable because it just like. We have to understand the maneuverability. What he fly.

Although the capabilities are way beyond what the passenger can comprehend, it is no match and is sitting duck for type of on identified, slag object but they were just sort of admiring, got other facets. Flats flyin. You know our with an hundred ten, not win, or some shit like that. It was. I don't know what the fuck they set up pilot shit. I used to fly. I used to fly. Hoping to get back to what I'm started forget other do shit is actually pretty straightforward. Uptown left right. So I mentioned on the Joe Rogan podcast that I was going to try to help out the troubadour right one of the great live music venues in the world. And I'm trying to you know.

They are in a bad way, and I just don't think what these all these fuckin assholes walk around mass on. That Gonna have time to do a fuckin stand up show before. Things go south over there. So what I'm toying with the idea I do alive podcast there like. Back in the day when I did it dynasty typewriter and I might just do one there by myself. And I'll tell you some stories about only heavy metal bans that I saw that played in that venue tat some stories shit that I read about: rich ass, deep Martin, open for richer pry, they're, all I appreciate and I'll act like a fuckin idiot and I'll, have a donation button and if you can donate anything a dollar anything you can. It would be a great thing, but I also understand that everybody else you know we're so far into this is very stressed out. So

I'm toying with that idea, possibly for next Monday and when I try to make it happen so try to do. Other positive ass. I sit here talking about. My fellow countrymen die. I'll be so grateful was nobody, you know, and they just and cover it. An agent Just one day they were just gone. You know I drive down the Fuckin street Head our own way, out the window. The best of the best. The smartest the most will be the last time I set the bar too high or something to make it. You know From all around the world, the Olympics. Of human citizens it's you make the drain team

Liebig, U S, The most exciting thing going on in my life right now also anyway, I'm finished so I We fill up a fuckin trash bed, so you know it you have to do when you fill up your trash points either you leave the trash behind or you have to do you gotta sort of sneak out and find some EU neighbours trash barrels that aren't filled up right. That's what I did last night. I made like three fucking trips. Amazon has the biggest Fuckin box. I don't know what it is, and this is like some they are trying to cite people out. I'll make even more excited like look up right enough. I'm fuckin walk down the street. Made for trips and went down and out by tried to spread it out.

And I'm walking down the street and taken like, isn't this fuck unawares a right now. I am currently co starring In the number one streaming movie in the world with a bald Fred Can't with an orange caterpillar on the top left, you can you can google that. The number one movie with the bald guy with an orange mustache, Trending right now on the streaming upload Ah. Interface. Whatever commute. Is it. I am walking down the street and up the street with fucking trash tiptoeing hoping I'm not gonna get caught. You now address back for my neighbors, were I waited till? It was late at night. You know I made sure didn't overflow anybody's barrels. I just had to get the trash out of where I live and to where the animals live. Ok,. L is luxury Hungary's listen to this, but you have to understand. Ok, they be doing

to us if they could figure out how to make plastic. Don't ever forget that a right for all. Fuckin vegetarians out there, man, Oh shit, So that's all I've been told, and I just did this morning I had my beautiful baby boy, my my wife, dressed him up He's cute little grey, on gray outfit right almost Mark turtleneck. Kids going to crush I'm telling you he's gonna crush it really good. Looking kid so I spent the morning I play with my daughter and What's my wife got up and around you know By just I finished at loo, the tow grows a book and with Some sleep it off my chest: Mouse Vulcan Awesome

and I M also officially done promoting season for of access for family, and I also and done promoting. I mean I'll talk about it, but I don't have to do any more press for rather King Staten Island, which has been crushed it sour. Thank everybody. You guys took the time to really semi a lot, a nice emails. Stuff on on Twitter, about how much you enjoyed both efforts for family in the king, Staten Island and die. It's also meant it. We appreciate special, during these difficult times of the new normal when, when trying to be more woke and not asleep, add another fucking things that people talk about other things that people say I gotta get to post a picture of the sport coat that Lou grows a war and. In nineteen. Seventy four. When he was abducted into the

Football hall of fame- I mean he's just it- is. I dont know why one on a style. I guess his everybody was wearing it, but it was just so fund a look at him and he was just was state was chequered. I don't know what it was. It wasn't hounds tooth, but whatever it was, it was fuckin amazing, miss This gotta be some with all the hipsters out there. There's gotta be like Nineteen seven, these sport coats Come on man, what do you got here? He's got recent Blazers sport coat men's, ventured. Seventy blazer. Let's see this product is one seventies. Men, disco, blazer style. This is one coke was first common in this, like two eighty, this too seventies ripe. Is the early seventies, as I call the the Serpico seventies and then there's the BT seventies.

You know before we sluts slid into new wave eighties into the fucking. The big lie. Miami vice eighties Now that was all done from a total white perspective of time. Ok but that's what I am beyond white. Bill bird beyond. Why look at that baby, Blue Jason Christ, you can smell the cigarette smoking. All this shit. I remember you know like the classic red Green that PLAID Scotland Fuckin plaid my dad had a three peace fuckin suit. I think he's still has it was all that material he used to wear and those black and two Seward black shoes that whole fuckin. Plaid thing going on.

You know it had. Wood is predominantly red and blackened and had a little bit of green and yellow in it. You know and then my dad would wear like a yellow shirt. Poor because that yellow stripe allowed yellow shirt underneath it in the vast the whole fuckin thing play. Three peace suit. Vintage see if I can find this think ninety these people. We are deep into a pandemic. I don't know what you want from me. Woe some herb tarling shit. There. I just hate. O everybody's got a market the reason why it looks call in the seventies and not now is because people are making fun of it back. People walked around like they. They thought they look good. They weren't even questioning what they were wearing dude get that nineteen, twenty style plaid, so bad, ass,

holy shit, Gucci Men's retro. Fifty eight hundred bucks, where the fuck did they get off charge in that kind of money for anything, fifty eight box. Eighty people drive across country in it, Like aid should drive me right up, that's kind of a low price. Come on man, this is all a bunch of fucking young people. Now I want to see those fucking people that live like that. Whenever a heart attack, at any moment said these plaid suit trees, right now. This is a fucking. Do you know what the thing back in the day to what I loved about old school photos, his people didn't know how to post. You know you know not oppose rock stars model stay new out oppose now every fuckin do what the fuck it needs to, Graham, you don't mean hold the fucking. You know they get the crane shot. She could look at the new fucking.

When he collar, what does a fucking things that chop everything up in the kitchen? Pat Syria, now that it's an appliance. Do you don't it's another one place where serial killers kill people is in the kitchen in the kitchen What happens is because normally Killed everybody around the house, but there's always that person comes home late when the serial killers making a sandwich and uneasy finishes em off their right, because it come around dinner or did I just make all of that up, because I still have another fuckin seven minutes to go in this fuckin thing? Maybe that's what. Maybe that's what it is. All right, I know what's going on with me, I need to go out and I need to go for a fucking drive. That's what I need to do. I really really need to do is run down the Fucking Street a couple of times and come back up, because I have a so adjusted to just staying fucking home that I don't even leave unless it's late at night. By divine The study door in them is in an in it in less it's late at night

And I got a bunch of extra trash, I have to throw up. Like that was my exercise Walking down the street and then back up and I live on a street- it's just a slight little grade. Goin up! You know like if you had roller skates, you stood in front of my house. It would be real, slow before the terror built. Buick, woe Ok, easy, easy easy! That's all I got. That's a great at my street. If you ever want to come over and payment anyway, And I think that's all I got, I don't have any advertising. In a way would have any advertising fucking terrific. Can I talk about this? This goddamn podcast death. So what else to do today bill, I don't know for sure dirty. I got a book on mediterranean style, cooking, very excited about somebody to go with this shit that I know I'm just

with the treaty makes some are falafel. Today you don't buy Subject: peas ago little fuck and parsley in some salon draw, I get some cucumbers. Eighty saw the fuckin tomatoes and pages. And give that a little fuckin world. I do find it interesting that I have to somehow know what the internal temperature of the Falafel is like any two fuckin meat for thermometer. For this. I just can't believe Anybody worth their salt that makes a fuckin falafel after three times needs a goddamn thermometer. To understand where the fuck it is right, don't tell just by how golden brown Innocent Delicious now been fuckin hungry. And I put on like five six seven forty pounds or that way I took off and put it on Turn Alaska weeks, the stress of my wife, You know. It now and then a state, the Fuckin hospital eaten they're. All that fuckin sodium field for for like two three days

was it was my wife's birthday, my birthday, so the sweets was just off the charts, and I gotta tell you. I just put my face and all that. They are like a big dog that slumbers all over you fuckin pill of. That was me eating great time. Don't you know Sense of accomplishment is of Who is losing weight is so eclipsed by joy of putting it on, you know. You wake up in the morning. You stomachs flight. You feel good about yourself, but you don't feel good support. Podcast in the following message comes from Disney Bundle now, Disney plus who and ESPN, plus together for just twelve ninety nine a month does plus dot com, slash Disney Bundle, far galaxies blockbusters in the greatest stories ever told on Disney plus a region

the current series in the largest streaming tv library on Hulu exclusive sports in originals on ESPN, plus, all four, only twelve man and man a month, don't just one, when you can get three Cluj who lose add, supported, plan access, content from each service separately. Like there is not a rush. Like, why is the sugar rush. That you less what that's, how people end up eaten so much they just you know you have it. By something right, a one of these fuckin places and then you assemble it? And then you go to move? And you like? I can't get this out of the Fuckin House, the disassembled is rocketing, or just leave it. You know. The fact even do there's a human being. You can walk into a room. And start eating to the point where it brought.

Stale. Now you can't leave. What is that, like. The day you gotta get up. You probably know it. You see it's common and just like When I put non wait, I dont want to step on the scale like did you know. That's when you that's when you really overriding when you're Stan. It goes from. I don't want to step on that scale to I don't want to try to walk through the door for a week. You're in its a combination of that and when pizza had started, putting a cheese and Peter you know cause, I think even some of them. Like psychological, like whatever pain that urine, it's a combination of that and when it's a had started, putting a cheese in the pizza because I think even some of the most gluttonous pizza people, a lot of them blew up, the crust. You know.

I was always done that they just put the cheese, and there is yours, put some fuckin sauce, and there too right now is one of the two two big food down in Country is when they start stop sorry using fake sugar right. Started using fake sugar and then all of a sudden Mexico made better tasting. Color COLA, then United States of America that we like, if we made like better mexican food than Mexico, does make Sets or Coca COLA that's hours you know that shit that you drink, they can also take Rostov defender of a fuckin car yeah. We came up with that jealous I had a couple: a root beer floats this week I mean I was spoken out of control, but the thing: is, is I don't have that thing or I'm gonna keep going till? I can't leave the room that I mean you know

Think with open floor plans, so many open floor plants and now the? U S, learning about function way that people will get even fatter because, like This this house's now we're like the entire one Outside wall is glass, the bunch like did the whole fuckin thing can open up. I heard of elephants, could literally come walk in and if they knew what a duck down fuck adopts Single people tell me how intelligent elephants, after so goddamn smart right, had Etienne up working at the circus right. You show me an elephant that becomes a fuckin doktor, then I'll set up and listen. Even can t argument, it basically Now, there's all this new stuff coming out. That's making me question like eating meat Yale. I'm going to possess all these fuckin. These fucking people

they say that chickens can count to ten. You know that they can recognize like at all. They can see, or colours and weekend. Like an there's, some else inundate, they know like They have like fifteen different noises, So there actually talking and they can count but economically tat so needed chicken. Its side in two year, old person. You, don't I love kids. I start off. I wanna be a part of it. What number do you think chickens neat need to learn account up two before we stop eating them. There's a good question. You know. And are willing to bet they're, not gonna, know the answer, because if they had the intelligence to fuckin. Think of what the fuck I just said, which I can remember at this point that I don't think we'll be eating up. You know.

I watched an owl and a falcon go out it over a fuckin nest. On Youtube the other day. I was at the shipment is focused Harry looking, you know they like the FUCK Mike single Terrier birds. Never MIKE Single Terry's eyes when he be across here. The fuckin quarterback obiang scared. Do they do this thing when you start common Adam and they like who the fuck are you they buy? and deliver waste, whether they celebrated bandit the waste and then they say they bring out there. Their wings and they had their wings like it's almost like a day if their wings could point down at the floor, they fingers in the middle of the wings rights they bring em up like your elbows right Bennett, he's doing with me combined Bellevue waste, and then you bring your fuckin elbows up, like that pointed at the ceiling, and then the tale comes up over the top like a fucking peacock, and then stop doing this. You know this thing with their fuckin head. You know.

That makes him you know, look like day that they would crush it. Dance shows back in the day. You know. Like when those movies you got served, they they start one into that like debts. Cool ass far in part. I'm surprised nobody's put some music to it. That's you'd what usually happens so he does like the hour remix of you guys seen that one with that guy looks down that shaft and this like this fucking owl down there. You know, And then there's like there's like three little hours, buying indistinctness is look like You can't go what's up, come on down and see what the fuck habits. By the way, I'm getting tired of these fuckin animal videos were, the mother saves the fuckin daughter, and it's just like a mother's strength is lacking. Does it's like you really using this fuckin zebra gettin, it's fuckin young zebra away from the Fuckin alligators awaited fuckin. You know

pop up you in your fuckin suv? and you're cloth bags on your way to your fucking, artisan ice cream store. You're? Not you not. How many mothers do you think would actually fuck with an alligator was coming near their kid. You know there's a day we run in the can make another. I know it's not true. Because when I watch those videos- and I think what the fuck I would do, if any those fuckin animals Instant death, you just I know, I know exactly what the fuck I would do, you're an alligator, I would fuckin. I would jump like you don't like in in in wrestling when they threw somebody up the robes than you do the fly in Fuckin body press, whatever the fuck they cock at a key moment in that move there this dialogue, we would divert across the windshield. That's what I would do right into the fucking things mouth.

You know and as its chop down, I've been grown up there's a half hour, there's a half hour, you never gonna get back. Ok, you got no one to blame, but yourself in these constitute a fuckin run around no mass trying to show. How far can you know? But what do you want when your orange headed stupid later hides a fuckin basement is walking around go going. I've never even had a comic called. You know, I think one of the end of the day was going to come down, is a lot of great people in in the public eye who slowly just go nuts they find out that they have undiagnosed, syphilis or some shit. So I'm thinking maybe. A guy back in the day, yeah we went to somebody's Fuckin party or where their boat, I don't know what He did some fuckin rich guy finding himself maybe he's again here- that best suits you ever think about that, because he

survived, you know, maybe affecting? I see this would happen, I'm absolutely gonna fucking nuts here right. That's the podcast everybody! Thank you so much right, the ridiculous. This is over. The stupidity of what I have said is over can relax. This is the bottom, my heart, I really want to thank you guys for, downloading the movie. I know twenty bucks ain't cheap, but you know you bring enough p over there. Without your master to show everybody has strong, you are, you can end up a dollar reach you don't depending on how big delivering wemyss? Ok and everybody watched efforts for family. I really appreciate it. I am done and now my next move is I'm gonna watch that new Spike Lee Movie because I heard it's fuckin incredible, that's that's on my my little list here tonight right sit hope all you guys doing. Well, I hope all you guys are safe. I hope a bunch of people that you don't know where love or that they wanted to report on

we'll go out and died or know what they're going to do, but maybe they just will. Maybe that you are far will pick him up and just get the fuck out of here would be great there was a: U r phone, like vacuum, describing Jesus coming back and you are very kind of way, Jesus came back and I just took the idiots. This is what happens when you get quarantine. Is you start going in the dictator mode and you just start re moulding the world in detail that fits with the universe between you fucking years? That's what I'm doing I apologize! Ok, oh I'll, buy. You guys are be unhealthy. It all that shit. Have a wonderful weekend and I'm gonna try to do a troubadour show We can try reach out them. Maybe do it weekend around next weekend and I'm gonna do something I gotta do something positive. I gotta get out of the Fuckin House get on a stage. Why.

All right. That's it I'll talk to you guys so lobby. Sorry old opponents able microbial NATO's myself with my story that whole spot it gets. The metropolitan bring the Taos mom bars of King Solomon, like like a boom in light of the New York, is all the way to new everything. Back next thing, I know what s found a bath Gideon Spilett spots reminded you run back, what's goin on its built, Bore and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, or is it

Joan eighteenth, too, and a charity. I know I know I know I know. I know it's Tuesday, the nineteenth I know. Ok, what's the matter, you don't know what happened, don't you follow me on Twitter. I apologise for being a daylight sort of you now I apologize that guy girl really doesn't give a shit just banged your sister, I didn't know It was your sister don't I didn't see for like fuckin six months she changed her right. Now I was doing I was gonna shown Chicago Chicago. You know got, late in everything. You know, I didn't bring any my shit with me, so I was already do a half assed one. As far as the sound I'll just go, recorded on my phone man.

And then I don't- I ended up. Fuckin dont want out until like four thirty in the morning, and I my flight was twelve, so you do the math. Ok, I'm sorry! I partied last Sunday night, like you know, like me, my friends, successfully robbed, a casino, like in the end, a sexy beast. You know when they robbed its successful everybody's laughing fuckin ditto, whatever some sort of old public they cows cigar, on the whole. Damn thing just I was having a great time going. We Lydia, I completely forgot, tat. I had to do the pod completely one hundred percent forgot. You know sorry. You not my fault, anodyne, California, right there, you

Had a great weekend, I started off in San Jose, I'm not trying to make you guys jealous San Jose California right there, you guys Did you shut this whole podcast off just out of pure envy. You know You guys a fancy, the prices right, but many times during these, ok showdown of these the new with its final gifts, to make one of those housewives soccer moms lose their mine. Isn't all expenses paid trip to San Jose California, ground It is the first showcase, it's not the second one, second one. I think it is too Fresno. Yeah what's the San Jose and it slowly getting better. We give easier. San Jose slowly, turning it around I might come there, it's a little less scary. At least it feels a little less weird. You know and then, like Saturday's aware to stay when you work San Jose,

you San Jose, won his classic cities. Where are you know this? kinds of people until the end of the work day and the second, the workday ends like around five. Everybody just get the fuck out of town. And then all of a sudden you can't you can't even get a goddamned dinner anywhere everything's closed Nobody such close and, like all those old fuckin westerns when some bad ass, his come into town in everybody's Poland, down their curtains for business. That's basically what it feels like but during the day this people walking around two beautiful cities. They get a little shoot, you train, it goes up and down the driveway Europe die, it's just what both have abandoned San Jose people that I feel bad for there are sitting. Somewhere in a job that they don't like dreaming. I'm going to San Jose California little pictures of S J, as J Town over the fact they call it all around you office cubicle, maybe maybe workstation out the warehouse.

Maybe maybe maybe you drive for eleven, you got there. Upon the dashboard. You know by day. Saturday, the weirdest egg, because Nobody comes in even though the date so you walking around the city was skyscrapers and is literally nobody there. You feel like you're in the fuckin walking dead, jolly way to describe it but but now the improv the shows were packed out. So I want to thank everyone who came down. I work Without Kevin Shea shave. You guys I've seen em he's fucking, Larry's, totally original and hope. You guys realise that, by the way I don't bring any fuckin cupcakes on the road. You know. Some headliners, you know they'll go out the go out with some some fuckin weak person, front of I'm just so they look even better. That's not the way. I do it all right. I actually bring out. Somebody's funding will be pat myself, from the back. They noted

I can't stand. I can't stand what I can't stand working with somebody sucks. That's what it really is really has nothing to do with the crowd are at that. Let's get to the truth of this data. It does. I can't you no good, when they want somebody sucks having to listen to their act five times during the fucking week. I can't even what the hell it? Does you nearly always end up closing on the same fucking bit an era and the bits awful it's killing because there are. I don't I'll do something. I don't know what the fuck is some sort of stand up trick and it makes me hate them. So what I do is I tried it every myself in the bowels of the clubs, went on after your word of their act, but no matter how much I do that I still have to listen to the last minute. Are there the file joke? be ready to go on itself. That's the real reason. Why do I say that? Because this is the fucking podcast, it is

daylight. As always, I don't have a fucking hours in the day. I should he has brought the stupid god. Damn. Next year on the road where the fuck it anyone talk. It was too heavy fucking, pussy, Anyway, I flew back from Chicago now. I watch that that John Carter from Mars Movie or whatever the hell it's gulf, I'm John Carter from Virginia like ninety times it was actually sigh fire. I know recently on the joke and experience I made fun of all those I find movies. You know if you gonna play and it's not a bad movie, but you know it kills me is they always gotta? Do that shit in those fuckin those cipher movies where they would have to throw in those again full invented words when somebody's arguing everybody speaking English out speaking the goddamned kings. English young

stay. What everybody say it I made. You would back three hundred years in this fucking country. You would know what have the people were talking about with all their ye this in ye that and fuck and go with income with its Ike? Would it be like written the Bible? I can't make fuckin heads a tale tales of you know. Read the Bible? Second, my stills was be governed left or right here I wanna go left right left because it does It makes there was a damn lines like the gods of off guard will not have this. They go out of the way to like invent one word: what did the name? Mars, simply always going on here. They have one of those and ass soon ass. He spoke it through my headphones down than they do sit next they looked over me like what the fuck is. Your problem and dumb I got I need you guys to come up with a name for This phenomenon you ever been standing in a year in an airport terminal in some

We talk and really loud on his cell phone call. She have. We all have right. She's, big, does giant. Do this a fat black dude from England, so he sounds like you said. You know lock stock in nice, in barrels where the fuck is called and he's a tub of shit. Just make me laugh because everybody in Europe acts like the fucking smart in shape. You know he looked like the falcon Dude honor, you don't you know what he looked like show the Cleveland Brown show. You know his son what he looked like. You didn't talk like somebody the fuck around glasses the whole goddamn thing. That's what the fuck you look like and he's talk, fuckin he's These american fat, he Chicago that all right, but his european, so we still less to where those tight fuckin jades. I don't know why. I don't know what it is about Europe and focused advocating your balls, but Europeans.

Their genes cannot be fuckin tight; they just cannot be Tight enough, they have day after fuckin frame the package. God. Damn units look like work in hand solos face when he gets frozen in that little piece of work and carbon the fuck? It was ways so he's running is stupid. Yeah, yeah, go and overdue. Melbourne afterdeck gonna go back over the fuckin who gives a fuck right just talk and talk, talk and bags stupid Chicago Bear Fuckin got you know, you know when you get the creases on the side male in there. Those on the side right off Heads of linemen fat, you know he's got great footwork but look at his fuckin belly and he just run in his goddamn yap. You know so I will

Away from the guy, but he's one of these guys who takes a little stroll when you walk, so he keeps fuckin walkin over into my little area right. So my guy, you know bill cannot just fuckin, though, They stopped me fuckin, screaming Ayala, just fuckin relax and now what is the name of this phenomenon by start? Lowering the fucking plain I get on the plane here comes that fuckin douche. Right still, Could you might yeah yeah good day may hear your fuckin bullshit. I know good day makes from FUCK Australia before I get shipped from Fucker people from England. Your sound the same to me right shop, was walking up the aisle he still run in his fucking YAP and I'm just gonna Jesus Christ all right, I'll uselessness guy for another five for three till he goes by motherfuckers in my room. What are the odds you now where the fuck God. Damn. Seventy fuckin rose Not only is the in my row, he sitting right next to me stays

The phone the whole Fuckin Tangier might yeah now now Teddy bats watch, Telly is this right, go back time, Why you swearing I'm nuts waving the whole thing. Can time sit next me run his goddamn yeah, but this fat fuck its stomach and decrease in the side and arm. Is this really the only props I will this guy's is, you know, he never seen ever said hello, we didn't speak the whole flight. I loved I love that he was as self involved is. I am The last thing I wanted he lasting. I want to do. We start cause. You already know the shit out of me- and I know from buried said. If I want to talk to somebody from another country at some point they gonna shit, on the United States, but something that they like to do while calling us the ignorant Americans travelling around the world. You know all knees and elbows those mother Fucker

come over here and it's just. You can't talk to ask for more than forty five minutes before they stay shit on America. I dont want I understand you know, I would know, Do that the only way to do that is what was on stage in another country, just just for the fuckin ridiculous of it to start making further fuckin country, but Is that not a plane but I have a beautiful country will probably be a decent fuckin guy Jesus Christ. The house. I just got remembered something in the middle of that there was a About hang on a second, let me think about this. I remember what it was tat. I tell the story like fuckin four months ago. My biggest truck into the small spot, but there was nobody on the outside of me and I was fine right when I can Somebody had pulled it and it was really type. As far as I can see the side of my truck

and then I didn't have a lot of space to back out sources. Fuckin problem I keep trying to back. You know back out, come back in back out like inch my way, and so this fuckin guy starts, help me out thinking from England, and he said, I guess you know next time, why don't you do the unamerican thing in back in I I'm fuckin. It's like you can't even help me out of the spot without Fuckin NIT picking your fuckin cunt You know what I'll listen to it from Australia but England. The amount of shit that going on in the world, still because of those cuts? The fact that actually fuckin give you have the balls to give United States shit. The very least we, like a welcome to the party, welcome, you guys are slowly catching up towards historically as the biggest fuckin oppressive douche bag on the planet. You want to come at me like that absolutely, but if you're gonna, can come at me like you

do all its other bull shit out there, the fuckin caste system in India and all that fuckin crap, the shit that happen Rwanda. You know. It's all. I got two examples. I don't know anything about the Falkland Islands Jesus? We ignored american strikes together. You know what I'm saying if I actually read, I could fuck and bury you guys in this argument. Right, with your jolly rancher flag, whatever the fuck, you call it all right. God I don't have a gig coming up an English after that little thing. You know oh Jesus, oh Jesus, I gotta turn ship from my fur. Can comments. About? about her metal. Last week you know I've dude. I wasn't saying it was all bad but come on. This is what I should do. Ok look

Disco, music, wasn't all bad. Ok, the freak come on. You re think that's a bad for concern. You'd do really out and what in every rose has its thorn is better? You wanna go back and forth tit for tat. Your fuckin look Blows any of those heavy metal ballads away all right saint vanhecke with daily Roth. Was the shit right, kind of like the Red Sox with Theo, Epstein and Tito, and all that now that they blew up we're gonna be fucked. Who else It was great in the EU. There is a lot of good fuckin shit, but there wasn't just you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Gimme A r r, a what- got rock it. What are you gonna? Do rock you really can you can up with a disco song worse than that. That's your choice.

This weekend, if you can, I will shut the fuck up about this, because I'm not saying it was all, but I'm not sure I didn't like iron Megan. I didn't say that, They didn't like Metallica, which I actually didn't in the eighties, I thought that was too hard was too hard for me. Ok, had to stay in my borderline hair metal little? The lamb and oh he's, wearing jeans on stage he's. Please please bring it back little fucking music box that I was in start on a lot of good shit. All that new wave shit. Some of that stuff was good. Some of the talk and had stuff early on that suffers, our good I missed out on all over Europe. I, like their mainstream shit, burned down house. That's all I listen to me see if I can get wet Let me see if I can get any any comments of people. Tell me.

Always, we will give me shit for my part just being late. The fuck do hurry up with I free entertainment, some drew a picture of a big dick, that's nice! Stop jerking off and give us the Falcon park as for fuck's sake by the way, happy birthday she would I do this is MIKE. This is what I facilitate Jesus Christ. I can't find it anymore look. Throw you Fuckin metal heads out there all right. I wasn't saying you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Ok,. You can't tell me that you don't watch some of those old videos and at the end and ended there not fuck em like I'm, not you know, I'm not like. You stuck me back into this argument to get right. I said what I had to say: ok,. A lot, a motley crew shit. I did like some of the shit didn't held up so much do when the debt-

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What do we get our Jesus, but you can be a day late and have nothing to fuck and talk about ok. Here we go here somewhere, hair mental stuff, new rush, Album and God knows She was the king, a hare mouth, you know lotta rush fans. Won't they want admitted that, but they had done, that awful period were they just teasing up their hair. Remember that had all the eyeliner and those months they brought out on stage was Vulcan horrible. Do they know, fuck? You did me bill. You're, always saying how Neil Part is to mechanical of a drama. Few taste, I always say, needs a base, but I just like I don't I don't know I just did it doesn't get me. So anyway, I got balls, make informed the guy. You know they can play more one hand. Then I could therefore I'm SAM fallen down a flight of stairs anyway on the new album producer acting like a conductor,

according to help drive live emotion into his playing- ramparts were not as planned, the album is really good and the guitar soldiers are amazing. Go fuck yourself, ok, I shall give a shot. You know just not I was, I was never into- were just never seen it. I've been. There is time fires the mean mean Guy, then, when the game bubble back either. I just never gonna do that shit plus every time. I would almost get into this shit like to something else. They would do that. What would annoy me. I was watching those rates of sports article, one time any interviewed, Getty Getty Lee divergent means, a blue, J, vanity or playing the red Sox finish made fun of red Sox. France- and I was just there- was just a further fuck this guy. Don't know dude. I like bottom better. I like guys

Steve Jordan. They don't play nearly much by the letter, those guys it's very few. Those guys ago, those giant fucking drums sets. There are wrong, Really blow me way, I actually you know I like this, Simon Phillips at him with the who, on a tour I want one. Nineteen, eighty nine, you know Thinking I was seeing the who and then years later fuck it He Townsend goes when they had a new toy at that last or made there wasn't a who that that was the who on ice always passed me. That's really. We didn't say that when I was buying the fuckin tickets, you can't You go. Do some more research on child pornography, Jesus Bill. But he's fucking was unreal on that and. I don't know I just recently just came across one of his solos.

And it's not something if you're a younger drama, you're gonna win joy, because you're gonna find the beginnings boring as he builds his way up to it. But it's as a beginning middle and an end to this, which is where I think really fuckin hard to do. One drums like I said, allow those guys what they got was. It was another guy yeah play both like dream, theatre, Guys go nuts about him and Thomas lying, like those guys, are incredible fuck players, but after a while I just it's just everything's played like ninety million miles an hour and it gets It all starts to sound the same. That's it about speed after while it all fuckin sounds to say, which is the genius of an Van Hale into me His Eddie variable could play that fast. Yet still could give me that shit Because he still had some sort of feeling in Seoul underneath it and by the time the aid. Came around everybody. Learn to do his tap on shit. About it, just became hook

play at the fastest, and like an auctioneer play in a guitar after well, and I just I'd, never fucking- fuck fuck fuck in twenty minutes. Wasn't every solo in the fucking eighties? Every concert you want do they re like, then they fuckin slow it down a big. There may be a big gap and then they look at the core The crab like is based we're doing the same like over and over and over again he was speeding it up and slowing it down. Half the drums. Those were the same thing. The slow and all the way down to just like you know it's on the stair grasp to do there. And then you stand up put your first in the air and every It really was, and I you know, sit down, never thought that I would see girls.

Somebody would come out skipping around and fucking kick their footwear, and yet they go back into the right. And the women dress like whores? It was such a great pocket. It really was, and I got I you know. I really never thought that I would see girl stressed more skanky. Then they did back. Then you know what the fuck Ripped up pantyhose fish net shit, it was just it was phenomenal, but the dance influence so that fuckin thing was always fallen off their shoulder. Half a teddy hang out I was just there was phenomenal man. I don't know going out. Fuckin San Jose like to save these girls. As for the girl, the fuckin hook issues its phenomenon but There was one thing about San Jose on Friday and Saturday night, there enough police presence there. It's like their anticipating a fuckin right. It's unreal dislike.

They have everything short of like their helmets in the shields. Like I don't know what the fuck happened, every time. I start. Thinking like I am sad to say, is not a bed for completion come out there, Friday and Saturday night in there's like this, like forty cops every block it seems Not in case something happens, it's it's. A vibe is more when something happens in use feel like the later you're out. He just said this is really fucking stupid. I need to go, back in? I need to jump on that little electric train. That only goes six blocks and get back to me. Hotel. By the way they have something up there called June teeth that I never heard of. Could somebody please explain to me somebody of african american heritage. What exactly that is, so, MR that's when slaves were freed June teeth, why is it Your teeth wasn't like one specific day or did they How can drag it out between June thirteen then jus nineteenth yet,

is one last little fuck you like our eye, we're gonna free sometime in the chase. Mr White Man had spoken June thirteenth. What you say can I go now MA? Maybe tomorrow. Just trying to get another for five days ideas I went out with a fucking know. I fancy beer league a bill, your starting a beer league. He team and you can pick any and each past are present. The nature hockey player would necessarily be in the prime of his career, but something close who do you pick? I think the inclination is to take some like Mario Le Mew, but I think that gets boring is shit. Afterwhile Yang, probably fuckin get mad. When I yanked his jersey and threaten to retire. Because I think I'd go with someone like Rick talk, it weakens dominate your league and you can imagine drink. It bears with them afterwards

Exactly you answered your own question is exactly. Why would get I Forget her jacket. Jesus, I'm so bad, but the names the second season ends. I can't remember anybody's name the fuckin guys on the Rangers so that everybody That's my sloppy seconds. Somebody like him, some you can play and it's funny you know You know something of what Counselor I was Kosovo could actually play back. I can actually play the game, could score goals and he could beat the shit People, but she did seen always got great fuckin stories and he looks like he drinks our deaf pick somebody like that. The last thing I would do we get Like I said me, Crosbie Euro it just doesn't seem like you ever passed the buck. Do you know when I accidentally trip them? If I ever got anywhere near him, because God knows I've been trying to get the fuck out accidently triple

Yet Alfie didn't get the call, or he really got to call you just get up and would do that shit where you shaking his head, but not looking at me with this. Fuckin rosy lips. The other guy, maybe go old school Rick Middleton was always a favourite of mine nifty, Maybe maybe a J mill of some also tough guys. Bob problem God rest his soul. He was still around. I get guys like that. Some go into something like that. I need some advice will go at Fort going for it Here we go guard. This is some guy and from the eighty she's gonna go forward. I was one of the worst Falcon expressions ever in the eighties. Remember that bottomed out in that Rocky Movie Rocky three. Maybe that started at all when A clever lang goodness faces a pussy loop

Rocky Gulf WAR and it must be like this moment, like he's, not scared, anymore, go forth. That everybody that part of the eighties everybody in them leads amid eight and promoting the early eighties and all those okey movies. Everybody dress they were on their way to one to class. I'd vat big such devices alone. Did he have on leg warmer stern part of his work out in those movies? I can't remember dear bill. Dear bill, Since I was twelve years old, I've been play we're gonna get you to get the front range area. Every year I play blues music on Hitler's birthday. The front range area, is that why arming bomb By data bomb but data, I've made good money, we're gonna, get you to get the front range area.

Every year. I play blues music on Hitler's birthday for this area. Group, slash Meth lab in full can Casper Wyoming, I beg good money and lots of friends on the way. This year, I even made it to the finals at the international blues challenge. Needless to say, I've been blessed so far in life. You must be a fuckin based. If you can't do that, you says not bad. Were sixteen year old girl, fuck you, As you know, that's awesome! For a sixteen year old Jesus Christ, I wasn't: don't shit outdoors flunking every class in high school. And drivers. I got my driver's license to second, I turned sixty this disease. Can I was eligible I took it on a year. Took my at the balls to take it with a stick shift the seventy eight Chevette for Speed

and they always. Why said, the balls every car, my family, we always had stick shifts and on a why enough was funny. We had. We had many we'll transmission, but there was, sports car to be found. Anyways here's my from ever since I was eight years old and saw a reservoir dogs. I wanted to write indirect movies now this, In a choice between my two two passions, I do plan on doing both for the rest of my life, but with the screenplay competition. I have little hope for. Why do you have little hope, screenplay competition? They have shit like that, don't they were saying you not good good good I don't know bill when you read the rest of it. You'll figure it out replay competition. I have little hope for all in all those do existed. I don't where they are, but they do exist summer, FAB, Matt, Damon and then act like that project green light there dip

As always, people doing stuff like that can say always, but there is shit like that any was a dead, that's recovering from a car accident. Sorry to hear that in working to keep our family in a home. I have no idea how to start making my first feature film, now you're, probably thinking Sixteen Norma I'm thinking, you're ahead of the game, is good I have no money for the high school. I go to any more and being the blues world for so long. I know that tomorrow I will wake up and before three wondering if I accomplished everything I wanted to being a sixteen year old, blue blue musician, whose most likely isn't going to get ice. Diploma and wants to make movies Jesus Christ it thing I'll, tell you as you gotta, you got a fuckin got a little sunshiny thoughts thereof, the youngster establishing a fuckin blues music, making you just depressed What shows no little hare metal Tapie?

Anyway, I'm pretty lost it's scary, because I'm at that place, where the things you do now affects. Future end. Vice and how to keep positive, as I try become a filmmaker would be greatly appreciated. Thanks and sorry for rice, a fuckin, much yeah do you. First of all, you're acting like your eighty six and not sixty right, you your way ahead of the fucking game, I I was fourteen gonna, go to Notre Dame and beat become a lawyer. The time I was sixteen hours they could. Well. Maybe all learn of trade are right. That's how quickly I fuckin, you know, went off the rails, now's bunch, people and trades. So what am I a moron? If I can't make a lamp now, you're a fucking Jake, it's good! You can make a lip wherever the flower, the fuck. That went. This is how you know you learn to make movies. Do you just go at me? Fuckin make one eye.

This is the deal. You don't have a fucking money right, so you can. You can make enough money, like just plain. Music with a goddamn fucking funny. You encounter Denver save up in, an Iphone. If you don't already have one right. You got it I found you can fuckin shit some video then upload. Could I just do not do it for nothing upload, on a computer, a friend's computer obey. Making the movie with just that's the way to learn how to do shit. That's advice, I'll give you just go out and do shit and die in every time. You think a negative thought that saying. Can't do this you have two fuckin mentally beat the shit out of that thought and you have to become conscious to us as to what your brain is telling you. You know

because you seem like you and your very early on, so I don't think it's gonna be that deep of a groove, but your brain is low. Catastrophe rising? Ok, everything you. Thinking of doing somehow it it ends with you slam into a brick wall, a right in it stay that way you become paralysed and you can't you can't Ford, but you really, your heart wants to step forward, but you can't get your brain keeps talking shown you that brick wall what's gonna happen. Is you fuckin it's gonna, be waken you up in the middle of the night, thinking thoughts like what the fuck are you doing what the fuck are you doing, and then you, then you know you. You: can start drinking. There's gonna be a whatever the fuck some bad. It's not gonna be good good. Then you become miserable thing. You see somebody young one day who isn't in their way you're. Actually gonna try to discourage them, which is gonna, make you feel like a piece of shit. So

the biggest thing I would work on it is. You just have to believe you. To be conscious of when your brains tone, you can't do something you sixteen fucking years old. Ok, you got no your whole world the whole Fuckin lakes in front of you and I you know you can start making a movie tomorrow. It isn't it I think that you have just give yourself the permission to suck it's your first one it supposed to suck her right, no idea do stand up. I just signed up for an open MIKE and I went on fuckin stage and I hung for dear life, and you know what I sucked I suck while, but every time I sucked a little bit less, that's how you gonna do and I had all that negative shit going on in my head and I bought those fuckin books on how to think positive Which was hilarious with my negative mine is just as I'm reading it wanting to Zog orbit, I'm also ripping it apart saying this is bullshit, blood

unless you're like clinically depressed just negative thought is just a hat. But you can get out of that kind of what I found you just have to be conscious of it and you know? It's really just a choice. You now you just. Negative thought you like our right, there's a negative thought, stepped back! Look Be like out, oh, I want to fuck, you know time myself to that thing, and have it pull me all the way down to the ground, or am I going to say you know what fuck that thought in intake some positive, not gonna, make a I'm gonna make a movie that would do if I was you was out, which I would just be thinking about. Like tyrant, Tito was slightly all right. Kevin Smith any these guys who just were like fuck it, I'm gonna make a movie and they just went out. Did it the next thing the day they they had a career. Those guys can do what you could do that just focus on them. That's what I do fuck it

You know I'm a ball, they read had Miss fuck and business was a nerve to try to go in addition for movies every week. What a fuck do I get off doing that? Who wants to see that on screen Europe? But what do I think People still want to see at Harris, they don't care. So far and I want to look at her- it's I'm not gonna, fuckin be focusing on all these, were sport middle forehead fuckin a run for president looking fuck Jaws liking, I kill myself This crisis started I'm starting to depress me. That's what I would do You want to make a movie, you go fuck and make a movie. That's what you that's what I would do. I don't know why you feel like you're, not gonna, finish high school. You could do that. You know you can do it in other there's gotta be way that you can get a high school diploma, wanted. What, if you have to transfer you gonna fuck? transfer to a new school, that's cheaper! So what you come

all the son, you, the new guy, who the fuck is this guy right. You come in like fucking clinic what all the son you get blown by some chick. Thanks your mysterious because you have a different area code. It can happen just below say by Trench Copa. That's probably no good to do in Colorado. Is it? Oh, it was a bad one. Sorry you don't owe me, did you gotta think positive aright? We think a negative that shit's gonna happen. If you think positive an you, do the work, that's a critical part, you'll be fine! and thus ends my little self help after Special here right now, I don't write and blocked. Keep taken that shit. I want to hear a few from you in six months gone. I actually the movie didn't come out that bad to learn a bunch of shit. You know believe me, and that's the kind of thing also that never ends I'm still learning should every time I go and take especial theirs we stopped and fuck? You know four and when I did, what do I do this? There was a first,

I was ever the guy call in the yard shots, and I forgot to tell them that I needed a clock. I just assume that it was gonna, be there and I went out and there was no clock there was no way tell how long I didn't know what time I went out and ended up here. Little bit of a clusterfuck at the end of it. So the next time. I did a special. I had a fucking clock, you know and I you know I just did another special. I learned something on that and I didn't. I was like what the fuck. What am I going to have this thing down? There's always gonna be obstacles. Stop this basically how it is all right. So there we go now. How about What do you say? Why can find it a little bitter advertising at this point. Game flight, dot, com- everybody delight play video games will good. I have a great website for your game. By dot com right now you can try to New MAX pain, three ghosts:

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every Rinki dinky take it. He could. Ok, now wait a minute. What happened you? His driving down the street this guy just pulled you over. I need a little bit the back story here was this guy. Did you know? Did he get your big fight with his wife and took it out on you or we, did you say something wise to the guy? And he said all right, I'm not the fuckin mood anyway. We give figure it out here at the end of the altercation. I his hand, looking straight in the eyes and gave him that that says I will see you in court asshole. I showed up what this Monday to defend myself. My plan was to stand before that asshole and have him explained his actions to me in a court of law. Adieu Take me to work out but she had a witness. I wanted to ask him even then that doesn't work out. I wanted to ask him, if twisting my arm so much that I couldn't use

for a few days, was justify. I want to ask him why he decided that me five, six hundred seventy five pounds is a threat to him. Six what sixty three two hundred fifty that he needs? To demean me, while I was handcuffs in the back of the Paddy wagon, I then. Don't call me and ass all, but I'm not a hundred percent buying this story, because you didn't say what happened before this. This guy just did this. Is this guy, like the fuckin worse cop ever here you go. I wanted to. I wanted to know why he needs me me. While I was handcuffs in the back of the Paddy wagon, I then wanted Ask him how many excessive force complaints he had against him. The answer for of shitstorm wrong. You weren't ask him, how is marriage ended? His ex wife has a restraining order against him for domestic violence are right. I tap out you're right, you're right. Sorry,.

I want to ask him what part of protected sure did he not understand. I wanted to end the questioning with him explaining how he got caught on a cell phone camera putting a motorists? You can look up the video on Youtube under Milwaukee Police, Lamb Driver l, a and b o driver, here's what Ox in Milwaukee, if the cop that wrote you the ticket This doesn't show up in court. Your case, dismissed and you don't have to pay anything. Well, guess why I told you that the piece of shit didn't sharp and court. That's awful! I needed. I do I let this. I'll be water on the bridge, or do I take this fucker down? I really want justice, but I don't wanna be beaten by other cops. What should I do. Well, I You just stop shed some light. Milwaukee police Lambeau driver all my listeners will probably look up and watch that.

Now this guy sounds like a dangerous guy. Look, you know this is what I would do if I was gonna try to take this do down. What I would do is you know at the local knows, loves doing now. They love showing like Youtube videos and they loved talking about twitter and all that type of staff costs desperately trying to get the kids in people as their loosen. All this viewers, ship to To the internet, so the fact that you you have this controversial thing you have this. Up law and you have a Youtube video of this guy that, Eggs, that's like one, those perfect little pieces you now coming MAX Milwaukee police officer a little out of line check the Youtube video that everybody's we're talking about a little order. You may go that way But yeah mean you'd get taken a year. You definitely gonna. Take a fuckin risk.

You know signal run a king died. This way You have brought up that home video and all that type. The shit- and I know you know the guide- pulled over that's is supposed to do. I know Emmy that look who's get no Ronnie. King was gonna, get down, no matter what em, if you run from the fuckin cops, I don't give a fuck who you are you gonna get be down if we get back up in charge of a couple of times absent, fuckin lulli, but you know this guy. Be awaited, take a guy down without giving them twelve fuckin skull fractures. You don't say it's a fire I was afraid, said it's. It's a fucking, thankless job, And then it's a really dangerous job. If, if the wrong kind of person, Gets gets too Why did my phone just go off eyes right? I do that ship so. At present. I can't I can't ever watch that rummaging thing again. That's like falcons most brutal thing ever.

And actually, when you watch that now you go God, they got fuckin recall those nice tee. Nobody would clear what collars thanks. We call those things that you'd they just they zappia. You guys ever see that one that one with a cop. What the fuck do you call those stakes he got tasty That fuckin hesitate clear. Why am I so dumb fuck and love this dog? You know that clear. Underrated haven't dogs, the best fucking thing ever anyway this. I got. I gotta get you this Youtube video. Now I brought it up with its weight. Equally there doing a demonstration of one of those fucking things whatever fuck. You call that I just can't think that why do I keep saying it's a taser? I know its, not it. He isn t

very good taste. I can't fuck, my brain is mush So what was this one cop gonna zap another cup to that demonstrated to the class and look man? I don't give a fuck how much of a man you are. You get fuckin zap electricity, you're gonna make a noise most guys. Gonna fuckin go down this guy, Fuckin should set out the guy, and this do It sounds like he's like ending in opera. Its pages like it just walk in drugs. Does that literally something like that and drops just love how the cop was shoot. Some tries to act like He just didn't scream out like a little fuckin girl man, it's hilarious bud. But get back there. Yet do that's. That's a serious some. That's a serious thing, a new Europe, this guy really is as bad as you're saying. You know.

The right thing is not to let it go. The writing is to try and shed some light on and hopefully that they can get this guy off the force because he's and decent cops are badly. They gulp, so your your worries are definitely yeah. Yeah, no valid. I mean considering none of those. During the Rodney king, none of them got fuckin bigger. They got off, you can get, do anatomy, Jesus Christ. You know that, due to shot that kid on the platform and in all plan that was fuckin brutally set out, I thought it was my yeah that was my house keys. I realized it was my gun and he and got away with that. I'm not trashing. I'm just saying. Not saying they're, all fucking bad, but I'm just say it's a full, practically fucking impossible.

It literally, even if you have video, I think, if you have to have the combination of having video and then you have to be You have to be a certain level of vat. In influence because of your broke, I don't think that their that you know there's no way. There is no real go fuck yourself, you done it now and then, when you add racism into it, I mean you're pretty much. It's pretty much gave set match, which is fuckin unfortunate so I'm talking about society. Way beyond my fuckin intellectual, I'm on a tap out here. Eddie trash fuckin hair metal moment have fuckin angry psycho cops mad at me and then other people fucking things at an item. What the fuck it responds to having It's my kid is turning me into a queer.

Ok April, I listen to the latest podcast like I always do. I heard that use you start to make a crack about having kids don't catch yourself and say I hear, I urge the greatest thing ever though, total heart s attitude, attitude wise. At least not a tough guy bully piece of shit. I see you're a ball bureau ball, Breakin wise ass. Like me so anyways I make this short sea Read something more interesting: I crack cunt jokes, listened Iraq, music and watch sports nonstop. My new born son is clearing me up. If Give me one more q, looker giggle it'll probably start up. Have to a wardrobe advisers, Khakis shorts, braided, leather belt and penny loaf with no socks in a few years are probably raised the pitch of my voice and. At the end of every. At the end of every question, I ask him on that

That gives me hope you like an angry, Waldorf, emotional psycho. This kid's, making a giggle Honestly, Sir, was the last time we giggles yet That's when you know you had a fucked up, childhood is actually legitimately giggle, and then it makes you hate yourself and then actually, even when you buy yourself as she giggled, you actually get embarrassed literally to the point you face gets a little flush like so much shame you carry for. Actually having any sort of opinion on any emotion that isn't just straight up. Go fuck yourself, let's man, I'm happy for you. I hope That appears to be some day. I hope I'm a man, you know I don't know Sure enough, at some point ever have a kid dilemma. Bill. What would you choose? either have sex with any woman in the world need wouldn't mind

I would care if she gave a shit if I my choice of any fuckin woman in the world to do one time. That wouldn't be worth. It would be worth it to near, but but my dick override that wisdom in them. Or to have access to the truth about any government secret in history. What would you do. I will, how would I know any government secret in history. What would they know that I know it and then they start tracking me down and then I'd have to be like Fuckin, Jason Bourne for the rest of my life, sleep more than five seconds between concussions, I first of all Could have sex with any woman in the world. Who would it be.

Let's see here, we got you Kate, you got, you got your major groups for major groups, you have famous, you have celebrity women You have your excellencies movie stars, then you have. Who have rockstar checks, sports checks. And then he got checks from your past. You know something do you always wanted the bang any woman, the world you gonna go back, but she has to be his heart. She was always a dilemma. Oh by the way. The other day I was at a comedy club in dad Pink was doubt was actually in the crowd. And I didn't go up ray bite, she walked by fucking apps. Lately like

up against the wall, beautiful, absolutely fucking gorgeous I'm so sorry about those fucking like super famous people like they don't even look real when they walked by they just like did that Jim attics, like I, don't know what happened, but obviously Jesus fucking Christ. You know I mean. I know she was good luck and right. I've seen the videos, but everybody looks good videos. You don't have the time to see. My fuckin realized tat this right now, if you ever see pink, she does not disappoint. Fuckin just write down the checklist. Absolutely fuckin, gorgeous beautiful fuck addressed That was sexy, but not slutty. She had the falcon tat. These were not too many of them. Fuckin, just apps, Leah Fuckin, gorgeous felt like I was in second great. You know what a beautiful girl walked by you did. Do you you? Don't you know what to say Let's get back to itself, I could.

Bang any woman in the fuckin world. Well, there's two kinds of women is the woman that you'll be fuckin, is absolutely gorgeous and makes you believe in an after life. And then the other girl you wanna, bang just to shut the fuck up. You don't owe me Like I bet, there's a lot of liberals out there that want to just bang and culture just stick to dick right, no fuckin miles. You don't owe me but like a totally malicious way, just really put one honor, which she just fuckin lose in it and the allow making noises in bed that she'd even know she could make you know in May be able to make those noises, even though she knows that you voted for Obama yet out. There's that kind of fuckin right. And then there is the other. What were you just wanna fuck em.

You don't run down the beach hand in hand with some girl leads. To my world, that's the only those are the only too well. What I do you know what I would choose it's your sex with any woman in the world, because that government learning a government secret. I've actually done that on a certain level and just it's like being in show business is when you like, when it be cool to meet, his person and then you meet him and in their like the biggest fuckin asshole ever or they yeah. I don't know they just they just do something that It just blows your whole fuckin image its. It states, the wizard of OZ thing. We you, you don't want you don't pick around the corner, you aren't you don't want to. Around the corner, so what what I would do. Is I would definitely out out.

I would have sex with some in, and you know what I'm gonna do would have to be somebody famous and die. And out of respect for me, I would have to be just shut. The fuck up kind of woman. I would love to run down the beach. Why can't I have that? Why can't I have happiness? Let's, let's pick one one of each aright. Is there any girl? I just wanted to shut the fuck up. I would say back in the day it would have been Madonna but like she would just she was like beyond, nor she was so fuckin annoying. She was like. I would just want to get out of the room. You don't owe me He always watches that blonde ambition, tour and there's nothing more nauseating than watching somebody who surrounded by Yasmine. Yet I mean they just completely fucked

of noxious everything. They say everyone's hang all over every word. They just laughing at everything like that's you, then that's one thing that I have learned in this business is a major role Flag is somebody who has an entourage fuel Entourage, like I don't know, I've already eight. I automatically judge you as, like I write this person is not somebody, I'm gonna, wanna FUCK, a bureaucracy or we will be able to exist- is this. Stimulate into your entourage and when you tell the joke that isn't funny, I can't be like. I can't look at you like that jokes sucks. I have two fuckin do like what they are doing. I left my ass off cause. You pay for my hotel room. What the fuck are you write that an end, People who don't hang out with peers you know- maybe they don't have an entourage, but everybody they hang out with is fuckin like ten years behind them in this business than that's enough. That's another red flag because then

Please call me out on your shit right as that, so I look at it. How did I get to that with this shit. You don't have to get back to you on this one, you know I'm a fucking, before your old guy, so I dont really set you know when I was younger. I had my life go the day. My list. Ok, when I was a kid the by on a woman. All Charlie's, surely ah. Fair. I wanted the bang. I had lust for her Kate Jackson. I would marry I could Psmith get out. What's your the stand between the two of us see you're going down too well, you know I didn't need Jacqueline, Psmith Bizarre. At the brunette with with Fuckin K, Jack's, then, who else Who else in the eighties I like? What's your face.

The replacement for Shelly Long, I was in the look who's talking. She came on a dead horse, smoky horsey focused okey voice, whatever the fuck you felt the states was this away more sexy. She had nice for Concurs, God what a control there after well, but not enough she's still alive. To go to. Who else What's with Florets Henderson, when she had the worst mullet haircut always turned me on more than when she had that awful Fuckin Our shared Marcia Brady when she falconer the little short skirts on again: Jana Jackson, when she was not different, strokes, who else.

I just goes on forever. I just can't remember anymore. He's never Cindy Lop, or I can tell you that. You don't seem like some spares little fucking boy to me, given that fucking hair cut that she had wished for And had liked Tiktok toe board on the side of her head that just really freaked me on that. I was totally get steadier cookers. I thought that chicken by while at that she was hot flock else that I like lead afford. Oh my god that I like her. I think I might have somebody back there. I can't fucking remember. Anyways is that the partners can I end on possibly liking led afford.

Yet a bang, any the runaways. Who would you back. What it said. Pat Benatar could she was the hardest, but just Euro notes, but she didn't really want to do it in all. I believe that would be awful big attacked him. Another check with Africa Listen this is, I got shit to do this, the pockets for this week. I apologise for being so damn late Keep the emails, common and I'll keep when the pot- yes, I guarantee you next week's podcast, I will be doing Sunday night, so it's ready for Monday morning, even on the EAST coast, just to make it up for you. This is my. I apologise that I beat you ass night right, that's it

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