Hey, what's goin on its bill burn in time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast in just check in on you, I couldn't see how your weeks going in to July. Oh, my god, it's the July Fourth weekend, Jesus Christ. I feel like every fucking weak areas bent July. Fourth, how many more fuckin burgers can I make my fucking grill before the officially opened the whole fuckin thing? Well,. According to the fuckin rumors they're going to shut everything down and get me. This is a fuckin dead, God. Damn quagmire I'll, tell you right now, man, I've seen too fucking shop, sing some people step in some shit before they couldn't get off their fucking boo. But this is some the stick. Should

me what the fuck do you do here. People gotta, go to work, they gotta earn money, but then Stay how wide fuck? What if get like this. This is obviously not worked. Doktor to these, health quarantining is not working or this, Of quarantine, the swells self coordination- it's not fuckin working right because All you need is one mouth breathe and fuckin moron. Go out and get it and then it starts over again. So. You say like back in the day when they influenza. I'm gonna! Guess it was easier to fuckin get people too pointing back, then. Because there was less people may now

Then how the fuck did you tell people what was up? What no, spoke out there on the prairie. I can tell you that I would also thank the fact that you could actually fucking die of it and people died on a regular, fuckin basis back in debt. Was a real fucking thing. You know Then people also knew how to hunt likewise shit in a worst case scenario: disco back, fuckin shooting- Yet the Fuckin Woods I got down a tax break out. Everybody sounds like this in history and on every sounds: dumptruck somebody's gonna have a southern accent which is still I really did a bit about it. The prejudice against the southern exit anyway, Speaking of that, how fuckin funny is watching how affected embrace A portion of women are with that word Karen and their debts.

Such Fuckin idiot, their literally trying to equated to the inward saying that it's a racial slur. I retweeted one of when it's just fuckin. It is, amazing. What is it is really amazing. But I don't know if really see- maybe I'm just flacon here. As far as I could character on tv that right, he tapped into in a real way. Like someone, The inability to take responsibility for their action- you know Back in the day when all Billy broad brush came on, you know fuckin slapped the pain all all these fuckin brides. Now that I'm take responsibility back an egg with men and women. A small like I want some article positive here say it's a small portion. You don't know me.

Did white guys ever get the annoyed with cracker it. Just like you, why it's a nay you gotta be fine! Yet my main see more modern, never like fuckin white guy, saying that calling them a chat or a Brad is offensive and, like you know, do you know brow just fill? director Bro, like I have one my best friends: Chad is like the fuckin like bro that I now do. You know I actually in a bullet they actually bothers me. Not the word. It's the it's! The. That whole Bro thing

automatically that if you, where I had on backwards in you're good at sports, that means you're a particular type of person where, on the other side, if you're industry was viewing like sky five, new suckered sports, that automatically means that sure person. That's not what I gotta get a kick out of it also if I can catch a ball that meet some account, but if it's fuckin bounces off my nose and I believe that my dungeon and dragon fuckin set- and that means I'm a good FARC person anyway, it's all funny in the end of the day, but I guess we all have our sensitive of our personality great great great fuckin mood. Did even finished my first idea, so I just don't understand why all the times they flooded the economy with money to help out

corporations bags. Meaning airlines, Chrysler, Out there to keep it fuck and go, and now it's the fuckin work in man out there. And you can't just flood the market were testing fucking testing, just go down there get people tested. If you come up with this shit, fuckin stay home. If you don't go to and I know that they'll be people. Virginny berries, keep the test common. I mean why the fuck- wouldn't you do that? then, if you can't get to everybody, even there's gonna be some Fuckin Louie a test in May I have a southern accent: I'll represent everything. The builders lack today for some stupid reason, sort

Do Jade Fox tat to me with that shit? What do you got a fucking? Stick it my ass. No one said that. It actually just little swapping you know yet My nose or you got your fuckin car- can go. It was the overly homer forward person where it gets the point of maybe your little curious. Curiosity killed the cat anyway. I don't understand why they can't fucking. Do that and then he get people could go fuck and back to work. Indeed just figure just beat the shit out of his fuckin thing. I don't get it so we do get- I do get it ass. They don't give a fuck. How do they give a fuck themselves feel like you, give a good government tonight, you fucking parents, you know so I don't know

I don't have any solutions, but a great move gmail. Why are you great mood I'll tell you why? Because I was really fucked up for, like I don't know, probably, about six weeks. This whole corn teen thing. Work in all of this ship was really starting to fuckin. Bother me. And I was really missing, stand up and doing the shit that I love to do and travelling and all of that, but because of my childhood I've learned that when something hurts I just go. I literally light and myself that it doesn't bother me. So then one ends up happening. Is it just start building up at me and then comes out and like misdirected anger, so I get really short with my family. Just brutal. And I couldn't figure out what the fuckin problem was and I took my way for a drive, and we were up on Mulholland Drive I looked sorry.

Can you all young? I looked out over the valley and I was like God dammit. I miss flying fuck. Miss it and I just said: fino it fuck this. I just called the body minor. Where is it beautiful helicopter. I said kind discovered this fuckin thing just finally said here, so I went up and now I flew a and a star three fifty the one at the cops in it. The news report have- and I am I can't you what what did for me psychologically just to get out there and just fuck it missed it, and I was really nervous because I usually fly Robin since I was a nervous. I was a sort of dislike air in a second. This Ivan fly influence its January twenty first. The longest lay off, I think, get was almost fucking six months I gotta tell you the little bit of instrument training that I've done. I would

able to fly. You know really well for me, for that amount of time off and I still wasn't in the greatest or whatever, but God damn it did. I ever what time an alley flew like an hour. You know I do said. Listen, I gotta get the little window here Fly for an hour and I gotta get home it make sure. I'm home in time. You Can I go to bed. Then. Lo and behold I got out there really quickly we went right up. Did it loop around, it was funny I kept extending how far the loop was, because I was going on like Robinson time in my head were, I would be flying like roughly, like you know my hundred and parts thing was just to fly, but maybe if I took a forty four I don't know

I'm just used to the robinsons put it that way in this fuckin thing was just felt like at one point was just like lurching forward Army goin up towards on a twenty knots. You d want fly above that Indeed the slow down here? It is also too Need to slow down here it was also with the the Easter you feel like fly in like a nose down attitude and I just kept look at the little ball there and I was kept being above the horizon and I was still climbing up the fuck am I doing. I just ease the step forward did forward, because I the flying Robinson's and I'm worried about a low g fuckin, but they She pushed over one of the protocol, and are they all wait? This is a fully articulated main rotor system. I can slam this thing forward by still didn't do what I was still leading with the collective. Because the main road it turns the opposite way. I always just the guy teaching me my

Or was anyways, I learned that you left foot moose with the collective, which is basically the emergency brake looking thing for you, people that don't fly. But I was able to slow down the type of shit man. Great flights right along the one or one took up Van eyes, which I never do me left on the one or one right over the four or five right, ass. The may cease Beautiful houses in the hills there and now in the valley- and we want waited going to pass this us. Those wires there that can get your fucking killed. Cyrus make sure my enough right by universal, then there's the wires and then on the right. You go by the Hollywood bowl, then you're into Hollywood, and then there's the capital accords building straight ahead. You get Silverlake in a dodgy stadium and then I went around downtown allay.

Then followed. The ten took look down to see how they were coming along with the new rams, Sandy I go on charges of LOS Angeles charges, stadium amassing looks like Fuck it spaceship landed. I was here looking at that north of that and because our south, the ten that's all Bravo airspace Ellie acts which usually has like fuckin. Of runways, opening deal book over and you ll see like you know. Fuck in planes, giant fucking commercial jets and then You look further ahead this to landing, and these behind it in its fuckin bananas. So then we went up. Over Beverly Hills, Pacific Palisades, up Malibu. When I was a point doing out there and then I just banged the right Over the hills came out, Calla basis cards

she'd country and then just rejoined the one or one and right back to Van Eyes and TAT was fuckin sick. I absolutely loved it and I just realized you know. I just talked to my wife about it. I was just going like you know what I think I want to start an instrument training again. You know, I and I just pick the hours of what my daughter's napping you Know- and I just said our crush the morning with my son, You know I'll handle everything, and then I put my dotted now for the nap, then I'll go run out. I do like an hour long lesson of sunlight. Didn't come back up to three times a week gives me some work towards, because I'll be honest with you guys. I started fuckin. Clean it out my office and essentially done, and when I'm done with that, I don't have anything else to fuckin. Do means I will then,

What I found is an old then settle into this fucking depressive thing. I have not been able to do what I love doing for live, which has gone out making you motherfuckers laugh. That's what I do when I hear you laugh, and it makes me feel good about myself. But I am an add that for four fuckin martyrdom feeling sad yeah. I don't think I realized how much I gotta do and stand up like a new one in the beginning the most exciting fucking thing ever then I was I couldn't fucking believe that I was doing it It was. What I always wanted to do was what I fantasized about doing But I just never thought I would do it because I fantasized about a bunch of shit when I was a kid and nothing ever happened. And I was really living in my head and just out of this I don't know how to fuck.

When I think about the things that fell on the place, that just sort of through me on that path easily, could have been thrown off of it, not unaware fuck. I would be right now. But in the beginning, when I would get a laugh, it would so fuckin fill me up. Because it was all new and exciting and all of that type of shit and then after a while becomes something that you give done for a long time, use. My happiness was bent on. If the new thing I tried worked. Or fight something I just showed some sort of growth, although I will say I was having more fun than I have ever fuckin head right before the soap bullshit thing happened, but Anyways I miss, I cannot sit back and wait. I cannot wait for shit to be over and as they say that they might be shut down again,

but it seems like everybody's finally on board using the mass. I want to get me That is not a political issue we could do, keep that out of the red tie, blue type, fucking bullshit, this could have been such a great opportunity. After all, these years of the divide between the right and left. It could have been such a great opportunity to fuckin bring people together. Now, on some way we're all working on this common thing: but everything is everything just becomes devices. That's all they do, and I just can't carefully. People keep taken the fuckin bait, if they can turn nine eleven into it Politically divisive fuckin moment, you know. Women are really early on. People tried to blame Bush That happened and then

People on the right will likewise that everything leading up to what was going on when Clayton was in office just became fuckin sick. What are you guys doing? Fucking idiot, don't you do know: frolic shit about people who watch sports b and more on which I definitely em You learn a lot playing sports. For all these four computers, specking rape, culture, whatever they, those fuckin asshole, who never eat, of played sports. You fucking learn immediately tat, if you, if you're, not fuck and with the team, not like how much power you have the fuck the whole thing up and you learn, All it takes is a couple to three people to turn the fuckin locker room in the wrong fuckin direction against the coach all it takes. You give forty fuckin people on the team. We get to three people who don't fuckin buying the whole thing. Down the shudder and you're not going to have any wins.

As far as I could say, God, dammit, CNN and Fox News- are those fuckin, two or three counts in the fuckin locker rope. Anyway. Sorry so I think I'm gonna start backup plying again Get my instrument may really bother me like I don't like not Finishing shit, The habit I got into I leave the love not finished and share was the biggest procrastinator ever, but it's a habit, I sort of- into we'll definite got into once. I got into show business where I just sort of learned really quick that nobody gives a fuck. Whether your dream comes true or not. That's nobody else is responsibility, so. I learned that you know if I don't Do you know if I have an ideal great whatever right? If fuck and finish that idea, and then to my fucking,

People who then spit it out into this business nothing's going to fuck. It happened. Add sit around saying you got nothin app and if you go out and make something that you got something to happen it a kind of get into that which has helped me out. That's just it hasn't help me my fucking diet, which are back on again turning the phone and ship around by pro dieting is I just look at it like a number of many of my stomach flat and get to this fuckin weight, and then I looked like that's done and then, back to fuck it ain't mistaken cheeses and not having root beer floats another dumb shit. I do now cause I'm fuckin sober. The day I go back to boozing. So what am I Look at it as a lifestyle change. I think that's what, need to do. That's plough ahead here. Let's talk about some any child by the way, the troubadour thing was a huge success

We had a hundred posters and they sold out and like the first hour- and I and I knew the true blow- was a legendary venue, but let's say let's riddle, quick little Wikipedia back here- and I will definitely do another showed next month, to blow open in nineteen, fifty seven initially was a little coffee shop and quickly move to its initial location. It's it's! permanent location now, so I would guess that that was somewhere like nineteen sixty or something like that. First for two three years it was somewhere around Lassie. Yet again before move to Monica Boulevard, just east of dough, so here's some of the people that. The birds an important role here, Extend in Jackson, Brown BT asked the birds there, the first performance ever the bird

eagles, Elton John First american performance was their Karel King love Johnny, actual Van Morrison, Bonnie rate Red hot Shelly. Peppers Linda, run stand J D South her James Taylor, Tom Weights and other prominent in success. Performers who play performances their establishing the future, the few their future fame Nineteen sixty two comedian, Lenny Bruce, was arrested on obscenity charges for using the word schmuck on stage. What are you arresting officers wish Sherman block? Who would lead? become LOS Angeles, county sheriff buffaloes. Bring field debuted at the club. Nineteen sixty six Randy Newman started out there. On August 25th, one thousand nine hundred and seventy Neil Diamond, who just recorded his first live album at the album at the troubadour intro.

Elton John, who performed his first show in the United States, its troubadour com, Cheech and Song and Steve Martin were discovered there in the early seventies. One. Seventy four John Lennon and his friend Harry Nielson rejected from the club for drunkenly heckling, the smothers brothers. Nineteen, seventy five Elton John returned to do a series of special anniversary concerts and in no or two thousand seven James Taylor and Carol King played a series of concerts commemorating the night clubs, fiftieth anniversary in reuniting the two from their nineteen. Seventy performance It just continued on new wave and palm came along, bad religion, flipper, the meat puppets napalm death. Cross, Ella Residence in Provo Grunge bans the Malverns.

Or Malverns had played the trooper stage twenty four times and counting as of two thousand nineteen. You get it right and then into my error. Gland bans, metal bands, hair bands fuckin. Whatever fuck, you want to call him candy, Cinderella, guns and roses: Ella Guns, motley crew, poison, rat warrant and WASP became synonymous with the club guns arouses played. Their first showed the troubadour and were also discovered by David, get Geffen. Fiona Apple Look at mud honey. It just keeps going Papa roads, Radiohead And so on and so forth. So that's why we the show. Over there I mean Jesus Christ, make it spent lifetime, just listen to that goddamn music, our speaking a which speak it Billy fuckin white cakes here trace late J Fuckin thighs, the widest working person ever.

Tous lay chase. That's what they call my fuckin legs. I actually downloaded some help Which I never fucking Ducas, I never know what any thing is. This is what I downloaded. Marco Polo and master race, download of the song nostalgia and then sit non chrome that album. I downloaded e p m d, Eric Sermon fan. I guts Equally business and out of business, it's funny that guy gave me all that rap shit and I fuckin didn't download any, but I still have it so I gotta get to that. And then I downloaded a leaders of the new school, a bust arrives first group of future without a past and then. I don't know how this got into my time like, as I wasn't following him,

on a personal level, I just you know, there's a lot of fuckin people have fallen, Instagram FAT Joe, was tat about this guy Hector, Laval, whose, like you know Ass, the king is salsa music and shit like that. I have always found that stuff. Fascinate particularly, I mean the drums already confusing enough. I'm whitish shit, so I don't know anything about that, but the piano playing in Celso music. I find fascinating. How it fits into the whole thing, and I guess I just downloaded Hector Lavoe's greatest hits, and I got to tell you man, it's just there's, not a bad one on it, and I have no idea what he's singing about her anything. I absolutely fucking love it. So there you go little helicopter flying a little bit of fuckin new music and all of a sudden, I'm right his reign. Get ready for the fourth of July here To work it out and eaten right and what to do Turkey, burgers

Fourth, the July, just as we're trying to eat up some shit, it's in the fridge. I would fuckin go out to get the burghers. I make my stuff, you gotta have a burger right. I got hot dogs to get em all honest cigars, so to my cigar sabbatical. I had a great fuckin time I follow LAW, Aurora Cigars on Instagram, and they had this great picture of thumb those torpedo cigars. They had they had the one. That's in the gold, the goal one I don't know. I'm understand I like the sapphire in the afternoon and an emerald if its nighttime and I had a little cappuccino. There are even drink coffee, but this is something about that whole thing and it's always on some. Like you know it's like sir. But there's an overhanging that some sort of coffee shop thing going on. You know just what the hell is, what fucking its literally literally what life is about.

You can occasionally do that in the afternoon nice. La sapphire, look cappuccino, you know no fuckin drink hanging. The body or maybe just being by yourself and just not thinking to anything I mean: that's, that's what that's what the fuck it's all over alright, let's, but still a little. I think I got an address, don't I believe I did. Get this fuckin window onto the way. You are right. Ok, All things comedy football tournament. Ok, oh by the way I got a little bone depict with twenty four hours. Sports networks, guys I've to turn a sports in my life. But I didn't watch every game ever and I dont remember every game ever could use You ve show an old games, which is all sports fans have dna, they have the fuckin result its like cardinals clinched dependent yank

he's beat the Fucking Brooklyn Dodgers that they was watching a fucking game for one thousand, nine hundred and fifty two hundred and ninety the fifty five Could dodges finally want it, so I knew it. Do they weren't gonna win it but like they had, I mean, who was anybody else. It was like the San Francisco giants and, like I know they won one like fifty four sunlight that somewhere in there maybe was fifty two. I could actually enjoy the fucking game. The games known to me anyway, aright. Boy. You want some new football. We got so we get the best. We can give you right now all things comedy football tournament comedy is teaming up with the sports gambling podcast. To give you four ball in July the S P, p guys. Are going to be simulating the two thousand nineteen and a fair play us on man and doing live play by play. The games will be streamed on the all things comedy you to channel and you can even bet on the games.

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The starting position, is up for grabs, even though they said it was the other guy. I don't know his fucking name, sorry to kids under three and under what do you want from me. I love that signing. I love that signing and I think we shall see how that works out, but now that gives us definitely more than a fighting chance. You know am? I not scandals get planning left in the tank. If things doesn't want, don't work out what the other guy right, my crazy, I don't I'm just wish fuck it thinking so next, next season, season coming up here, which we should all be excited about, the covert. Who knows what the fuck's gonna happen my thing was the Patriots didn't somehow get back there? I wanted to see the Kansas City Chiefs first attempt.

A buccaneers, and I want to see Tom Brady when number seven. That would just tat would be it and then I I just wanna hear what the fuck. They would say that you know. How are you fucking cheated than that that that's what the fire just then? What the fuck you gonna say Buffalo Sabres trade with the Bruins Roma right Type in the shit in here the trade Roma. That's that that IFOR, guy, whatever the fuck the Eiffel Tower Guy Jack equal to the Bruins, seems unlikely yeah fuck, While they were gonna was a jagged, a brass Two other guys and then to number one picks. I just to number once was too much, but that there would have been there would have been crazy. Although I loved the brusque but am

more than ever other Bruins got going to Georgia. Did they have any plans to a dress. The Fact that we have nobody to go out there and really dislike settled down, you know People can just take liberties with us, as I really think that the Saint Louis Blues exposed. The Bruins Nashville Anna San Jose believe National, I think thousand euro they just went out there and punched him in the face and we had nothing He had no fuck an answer. Dad. I was just such a fucking weird years. It's killing me managed. I know that they gonna do the plants I just need to put that year. Behind me it was particularly difficult fuckin loss

where was just like what the fact that these I thought you weren't allowed to do that anymore. Well, you weren't allowed to do it, but they can save, never won one in fifty years, like what the fuck and then I get this weird thing. Where was just like, I love the style of play. Saint Louis was playing. I miss talky being like that, but there They took away from us and they won t be played it and then they stop colony. They pulled it off falcons decade. They penalised that out of the fucking game. I I know I know I sound like fuckin, I'm goddamn lucre I'll, never get over I'll get it. I just need, and I just need another Stanley CUP to go by. All right. So those were the trade rumors that I was just excited just to hear a fucking trade rumor that something was going to happen. So all right before I get out of here, I just want to thank all you guys stay tuned into the troubadour podcast,

donated money during this. This fuckin nightmare that we're going through. I know a lot of people are working, so thank you so much for that. I'm kind of glad I did look at troubadour. Wikipedia Pedro would be even more intimidated going on that stage, which, by the way is the stage, is so fuckin small. It's ridiculous, in my head and every time I gonna see a show that you know the places packed. It just feels that gets bigger. And I ve always felt I was talking about that on the park like em over the first time I went to the comedy cellar door. The day, I couldn't believe how fucking small it was at night when the lights around and it's fucking packed in the as all those great comics there and you feel unlike ban. Oh my god, you would someone so said this person did that just so drives you to get better. It just feels fucking gigantic and I'm gettin up there just being like this little ass room? scared, the shit out of me at night

I can't believe this. Anyway released. It did back in a date scare me than now. Oh, it's just feels like fuckin home. I mister Yorke, unbeknown forever, our well, that's it, but guess what all Billy fly boys back back on the stick, their. And uh. I may get back into the shit gimme. Some the work towards. And if I've learned anything in this fuckin business as much as I talk about wanting to retire, when I'm seventy which I might want to just go, through this fuckin. This shit Is what it feels like to be fuckin retired, just pottering around the Fucking house. I would go out of my fucking mind out my fuckin mine? So I don't see that happening at any point which good because I don't think that bankers at this point will let you retire,

Keep run on that we'll keep would keep put your money in place, so we can sort of take it if you keep it on, the sidelines will take even more of it. You know It's your money, you do what you want with it or at not get into that. Oh by the way I did a great bill. Bert episode Guy Antony already forget his last named talking about Bitcoin in that type of stuff is really really fascinating a lot, people say like bill. You look borders shit I was Borders shit: I had my head in my hands, because I was thinking about how the dollar where to go away. And I had to start all over again on the other side of fifty with two kids, you know three and under it was pretty scary. So did I

She thought TAT. I was gonna get accolades for actually ask you some really good questions, but course I didn't you know why cause it see. Everybody. The internet is like tat friend, you have that toy it takes twenty years to be like. Why am I hang out with this person twenty years to get rid of them, because you, Madam early on in life,. That's what it is there almost sentimental and you didn't notice that they were as their life wasn't working out, that they was slowly dragging down. Yours. I say that as the internet in the power of the internet brought me everything that I have, I think so, I'm sorry internet, maybe I'm the thing that the internet needs to get rid of That is the podcast everybody. Hang in there, where you, God, damn ask. If you can get tested, get fuckin tested and

for the love of God. Let's all try to be pulling from the same side here. We all pull in the same direction that Jesus Christ, but let's just lip service, you know it ain't going now, fuck you some positive, it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen people who, MR watch it twenty four hours news networks they going to reach out to their neighbour. They going to realise that it's ok to be a little bit different Reach out from a safe distance with their neighbour right what's going to happen. Bitcoin see answer

That support, yes, everybody go fuck, you selves ever great weekend. You can't have before the July to everybody, and I will I will talking on Monday. Some of the busiest plans, if I may, by management went into this, might written by this hand, are coming out of this mouth made by this time. I think I made my name is John, but I do think that this is the need to get the best I'm liable to live on the instruments to be taken it than ever plaguing mistaken and always moving, because it will allow the sharp pointed out that these maps out top up any there's no turning back beyond that was on the stop and think about what I do. I cannot on its bill bar and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday July second

two thousand and twelve what's going on it's there, First week of July- oh my god this just why by I can't can you believe, Can you believe that its debts can you believe that we spend all of June going? Can you believe its June? I people say that. Even though I make fun of it all the time which probably a noise, the shit out of you, but I hate people who fucking live in the past, you know like what did you think that you are going to achieve in June? Yet how did you get a sunburnt good for then it was a good month. Yes, time is lying by. Yes, you are gonna fuckin die. So what You quit sitting around talking about how it's going by and why don't you go, do something ha ha cynical person that I never even heard say this shit, you know that Allegedly an asteroid

not allegedly in August. There is an asteroid. I mean five fucking know there isn't one it's not like. I have a telescope goddamn scientist. I do they do that, just so, they can keep. They can have a job. They just look. Do this giant telescope, nobody else looked through it. Would you say tat right towards man, like you elaborate, Unless you give us four billion dollars, but you're fuckin nerds that so I think the scientist at that level there did just like bankers at that level. Just complete corrupt piece of shit, you know every once in a while. You see a good one. Yeah you made an honest one. That'll sit there like you know. Ah I don't want to tell you we ve much mapped out all away the early universe die still just as many questions is when I started, which ones.

Ganz Y yeah that the poor meteor so Fucker was called with such a good movie. I can remember the names. So anyway. It evidently there's this asteroid heading towards us, you know and run there than just letting it happen. You know. And just ending the Fuckin movie, We were gonna, send some shit up there to try to land at it and make fuck with its. Jack doree we're gonna be, can shoot some stuff added and then and then what and then what we're gonna do living until we destroy the entire fuckin atmosphere and just make this place? Unlivable? Alright, we're done it's over. You don't mean you ever go to a fucking like Vegas. Will you go Lennox City and you look up on? Billboard you like that mother Fucker is still doing shows. What does he do? and it's over nobody fucking cares.

Fucking figure out and make your own jam, you know: jelly and started start a new business, nor must the fucking listen using a God, Damn song that was a hit, team. Seventy four the day living their dying. Gimme that poor bastard singing that says even still alive, if he's dead, because that song of the signal for forty five years. And they would say again, but our Madonna recover. That dingy did. You do house version hey guys with some tied off shirts behind her may get new, yet keeping it old she's. He was made me wonder because she continued to work out. You're fucking, incredible. Her body is like a fuckin eighteen year old with strawberries and make the can

we can work out on your face. There's no like face polyps. Fuck you get that faceless shit in everything it out. You still look old, you just can't you can't fuck and beat it Which is why you don't sit around gone? Oh my god, it's fucking July already with your butler your cigarette, shut, your face, you freckled whore! I live in the past, the lot every morning, when I take my dog for a walk, I listed the Fuckin music and half the time I'm fine, I'm always fantasizing. That's me singing it in play like you guys- do that shit like you're, like the utility in fields that can play any position like I can play every instrument when I'm listening to the song and whoever is these stand out in that that moment of the song by the bureau to be the singer, the other fuckin

marine player, whatever's steal my focus, that's who I am I in half the time I'm doing it. Thirty ago, my high school auditorium and the whole world school this guy, while that guy is awesome In every once in a while I'll, actually step out of the fantasy and go brilliant This really something fuckin wrong with you, and then just laugh I throw my head back and I cackle my dog looks at me like what the fuck is wrong with you it takes a ship. I pick it up that's my morning. So my morning, works than come back and make myself low breakfast underrated fuck such a Boston, flat, Gan Cooking. Couldn't you yourself and even more underrated cooking for your friends? I actually yeah. I worked with the cabin Shea fuckin hilarious. Jason law had Cleveland Zone and that's not a life as the truth.

One's own Jason LAW had just grow and by leaps and bounds keeps get funny DA I actually I made those guys at dinner before we went out before one or two were Ontario, the inward Empire was tease anymore, Fucker weakened about that name, the Fuckin Inland empire who'd. You guys plain on conquering next to say shit like that. This really is an impressive bad ass name, because I think they actually call it the I Ii, which is really You should just call it the inland empire. You know you have a regular name like Pittsburgh. You gotta come. Was something to try to like jazz it up. Like you know, when you come into the burg when he Would it be more, you know and as you have said, that most corneas joke Can you be more? Do she really fuck you with money? morning, I'm entitled to that or you.

Basically the inland empire, you don't you don't have to fuckin you'd have to make up a name. You want to It reminds me of armour a long time ago, at the height of the tail end of a higher that fuckin deaf jammed style of stand up comedy where you could just talk about. White people like they were borderline, retarded and white people. Would you sit there and laugh even though if it made sense and you could even relate to it, but the political correctness. Needle was at its peak, so you you just felt like you had to laugh, because if you didn't than you were, maybe some round racist demands. Always that's just my work. I saw this one man show Broadway and this guy I was doing this whole bit egos yeah me a mile, my friends, this Latin do because me, my friends, would go we'd, go into Mattie, Hattie and then that's Manhattan fall! You white people, and everybody laughed and like a duchess right

there. I just zoned out of it that whole fuckin show so fuck you, you can't. You think I cant figure that out like that, some sort of like you you'll, give some apache and I'm a garden japanese- and I can't break the Fuckin code, I'm in man, He had done can't so I can watch innocent Kentucky. FUCK Manhattan, Jesus Christ, can remix the name of this goddamn townsmen and it is a tough Manhattan, is, I know, a bunch of people there and everything, but it's really fucked small, with no traffic I for one into the other. Unlike ten minutes. Media HOLLAND asked, but you can do it on and on the highways on the site me do that with any fuckin town out there right got jammed together and fuck. You shoot up into the sky ass a thing about New York. I'd I'd told: before it is like you, gotta should live there at some point. You life a Sooner rather than later, do it, like your twenties

and a little bit anti authorities and then get the fuck out. That's perfect! That's fucking! Perfect! I was just talking to me about that. This morning we were cracked, up about it. My colleague we gotta, I mean I should state that too long, but got out right time in autonomy You notice about man, you just can't get any fuckin privacy, he everybody just Jim then, with each other and then, like you, don't FUCK, when you young, when you can go out and drink until fuckin three in the morning. Wake up still have ads and go to work at seven. In the morning you now to fuck with some third countries economy are one of the hell. It is thus constitute on a Wall Street right. You can do that, but fuckin you stuck at India authorities in a d just can't do it anymore. I just want to come home and you want fuckin space age. You want quiet, you know you can't focused. It there and then there's gonna, be some new twenty seven year old, moving in next year, he's gonna be fuckin raging for three years and going through break up soon

screaming fucking girlfriends and all that crap, and then this guy. The parson down the hall. That's like ten years older than you are right. You start to see them slipping into that you now get in a few too many patch becoming a Gore phobic, you don't owe it's just its depressing afterwhile. So now it's it's now, it's great. I can live out here. Then I'll come back there I'll do a gig. I hang for like a week and then I get to gardener, but I gotta admit when I go into the comedy clubs. It's fuckin horrific. Walk in and I'm looking for familiar faces, my browser up and I'm looking around, there's nobody there that I remember anymore. It's fucking kills me it's it's why I hate go on home to my home town. I hate it I moved away so long ago when I go back, it's like a fuckin time warp and I think A walk around town seen people that I know, and I dont see anybody

There may be run into somebody that you do now and hopefully Then go to the gym because if they haven't, they gonna quickly remind you how fucking old you are, and I swear to God at that point I want to kill myself. Then, what the fuck do I do? How do we get out of that? Depression has been my whole. I know what the fuck am. I. Hang on a second hang on one. Second, like a fucking hang on back had hit plaza when the rear times they update the pause button. I was outside it. I just you know hawked it up Spit all of these plants- and second I did it- I started laughing consent. Other plants are just like what really gonna plants poor, bastard, your socks, about being a plant. Is you can't fucking? He can't like move Can't, like you know here, overcome some fuckin spittle and disorder like slip, a punch,

I think this was sucks about being a plant pit plan. Is you can't you can't sliver punch that would be my number one reason get out when you sit near a bunch of fire answer. Whatever the fuck, they are some sort of insect locusts. Just are eating you when you just sitting there, you know it's like you got fuckin cement. Shoes on you know better, this fuck asteroid more. If it mercifully hits this Fuckin planet and ends down just like the dinosaurs like I think plants are gonna take over next There's gonna be a big moment now life when one of unfair we have the sense to pull like part of their roots. Are the ground and just move over a couple inches and gradually they grow feet. And then what they do that then you'll pay probably have your first like. And help combat. Somebody going get raped, you know,

in all events, some stuff and then nothing that their special in an old ventis, invisible guy in the sky and Fight over who has the right, visible guy and then another asteroids gonna hear that's what I think he'd happen. I think God just keeps making shit and wait for people to fucking figure it out. They just you ve gotta. These wanted dumb to everything like What he's doing on this planet is it's like somebody trying to build a hot rod and we're like the transmission, and we just keeps When any decisive factors, you know what this doesn't fit, this engined they just spoken throws an asteroid at the goddamn thing now, while I do. Anyway so much earlier that I hang on a second clear here.

Set out the spoken dog goes out there. I dont understand as she goes out. I left the door open. She goes on the back yard,. She lay in the sun until she's panting, like you just ran a marathon. Then she gets up it's a bunch of water and then lay in the shade does it all over again and then at some point she Falcon goes over and just start eating the grass little boy the grass and it gets stuck in the back of her throat and she goes for the rest of the fucking day. What do you do that? well. You can involve where you can fuck and speak to me. I can over later please

wit do. As I say I will you gone clay I'll get over here for a walk away from you, my park S widow down, sit stuff. Look at me like that. I gotta go on get out here as when we, a horrible parent right. Here's a fuck, a nice Anyways yet so cooking for somebody is for, greatest, you know what I love about. This does a rush, the com this is the common over. You know trying to time it. So it's fuckin perfect you trying to make it look good and then this is panic that you're gonna fuck it up and that there's gonna be there awkward silence, because it sucks right and this cook up for two comedian cell. If its shocks they're gonna tell me especially that can't Kevin shape, he doesn't give a fuck that guy get off kept by the way is an unbelievable singer, brazen? barest com. Sectors, hidden town like he fucking,

At one time when I walked in the gray Romeo Single himself of, I thought he had a fuckin right, radio, one example: viable. So why, ladies get him to sing for you you go and see him out on the road Kevin, Shea Essay G, sweaty ways ok, like this rush, like us are they gonna like it? I think I think it's shocks and fortunately I pulled it off and they loved it. And I don't get trash by then the entire fuckin way out there that would have been a long drive would have told you you could come you listen to the Monday morning, podcast everybody. I hope. Having a good Monday settling into the July Fourth weekend our middle of the week Don't you hate when, like the June July? Fourth, what's it what's our Wednesday? Second, therefore you're Wednesday, other fuck, you hear me it's a Tuesday with land

on a Tuesday or Thursday, maybe I'll give you that Monday at Friday off, you could somehow get a forty fuckin weekend out of it or even still, even if they know view the Friday. You just go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. You get Fuckin Thursday dick around on Friday, you still half cocked from the fuckin, a cue right and then at the weekend too great. In time, Warner falls on the Wednesday those cuts. Make you come in Monday, Tuesday. You take a little bit of breakdown Thursday Friday AG enough. You still get a day, I thought of it, but you know you know what I mean. Lands on that Monday or lands on that fuckin Friday? Ok, my well that's America! If I was in July. Fourth- would always be on a Monday. Deafened definitely would be on a Monday s How can you and people, while unilaterally lands on the seventh and I'd, be like a who picks up the red for me? Are you alright go fuck yourself? ok, it's on the seventh this year,

Do you even know that decided on the fuckin? Fourth: do we. What's goin, seven years ago, to some. We really say that you have any fucking idea of by the way I actually saw Abraham, Lincoln Vampire Hunter this past, Ed. I gotta tell you. I got tickets for free before you think I'm the dumbest, on the planet, but I actually had faith in that movie, because like I did has to be a reason they made this because this just seems like the most redeem this idea. I've ever heard of my life when I saw it and there was really no surprise. It was ignored Firstly, what I thought it was gonna be. It was just. A vampire hunter. Who happened to be Abraham, Lincoln invented. Although this shit, I'm sure, was a good book. Maybe

I don't know it was like some nerd shit and I should add that I should have seen it. I was there. I was drunk you when I saw it. I was fuckin hammered by the end of it. You know me, you said when you too, goes down. Eleven runs fine tuning, you like Africa will drink. What do I do? Why are you all right. You know the worst part was. It was in d and I fuckin hate treaties movies. I really That's just that right there, when a movies in three d, that is a view Secretive little fucking nodded a wink. Goin, hey, hey! This movie sucks we'll sucks so bad. We had to make sure float around you to keep it I entertaining I hate treaty. With such about treaty now, is they fuck? They make an shit entreaty that doesn't need be entreaty back in the day I write Friday, the thirteenth part

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fixed a goddamn problem. What am I gonna get like five tweets grown a. I really appreciate it. You know what the rest you you went on a bitch about something else. You don't like the photo on my fuckin page. You know you ever stop and think you know maybe finding out what you really upset about Jesus Christ? Could I use adviser aright Let's talk about something in the news, shall we hum. I should like I said I didn't want any tv this week. Is it just a really where time of the year for me worthy any share in the NBA have ended. The NFL has started up yet I watch a little Wimbledon. I better that World CUP soccer I wouldn't fuck, you called the European championship I wrote for Germany mostly german, it up my room for those guys Would they Lucy the last to ITALY and Spain kicked the shit out of ITALY. His great, I can watch any sport when a child,

the ship is on the line, I don't give a shit what it is, because you you feel that energy from the fuckin crowd autonomy. I would go like if I was driven by a little league field, somebody said that was the championship game of Little League. I would actually pull over and watch it from my car, like a creepy pet, a flash Why would I would, I would walk up and I would sit amongst the so they would. They would not feel uncomfortable. But, like I don't I don't. I saw watching the news years ago. It was I watch out for the same reason. Why stop going to church out just like this isn't? What's going on with the telling me? Isn't it? I guess I did don't buy, it would do no other than stuff like sports. I watch any is Pierre because what they say is true. For the most part, the Phillies did when two to one

There was thirty thousand witnesses. They sought happen that other shit You start tell me: what's going on and fuck in Frankfurt of Fuckin, Vienna, God Damn Fuckin Cairo, I don't. I don't know it is that what happened? Is that footage? Actually from that from that fuckin place? Did that happened this week? Am I still gonna? by asking questions, will this ever and I don't know, I'm sorry, not every once in a while. I get one of those in my brain it just I can't I try to get out of it and in the night, just six. Somebody else takes it over. Do you know what kind of people that That should whether explaining something to you and then they start asking questions for you like a teach you how to cook Europe. They put the water in the pan. Do I bring it to a boil? Almost do I throw sought salt in necessarily, and you like, due to who the fuck are you talking to at this point I wasn't

for you feel pasta that somebody taught me you poor little olive oil in their gipsy yeah, the past it from sticking together. You know everything that's what the salt is to do. I thought flavoured the war. I didn't realize: we're supposed to help it not stick together. I made great fuck him. You like a lady, not gonna, Fuckin lady, spaghetti of fortune meatballs the leash, anyway, it's like I said I haven't been watching a lot of shit on the news. I don't want you, you know, I think they take you have two fuckin sing the news. The way they do in the catholic church. You know there was a guy who got bye two monkeys in South Africa.

He decided he was gonna, go down there and try to rehabilitate some chimpanzee ease that had been abused and they turn around dragged on for two kilometers and kicked the shit out of him. What a dumb fuck Why would you fly across the world to get you login ass kicked you guys, Europe, Does to South Africa. It's a student attacked by chimp improves, thank God. He improves this poor fucking bastard he's arrange a right. He loves animals. This is about animal lovers. You gotta realised that once you go past, a certain level of domain Dick animal and you, are getting into the wild? No matter how much you love them. They're, not gonna, love! You back! Wild animals, I like that, Dick shouldn't go out with. You know that

cheated on you that person who just doesn't have you back wild animals? Do not have you back your dog. Has you back your cat? the line cats gonna have that creepy vibe, that shit went bad. They decide what they the intruder, you'd autonomy. Fish. They just don't have any fuckin say there like a step toward wife. You know that's why dogs are the best they its. They truly fucking love you, my dog, fuckin loves me will be on a walk and ever since just look at me, its opposition, you know how fuckin warped wife's out she. Finally just panting and it looks like she smiling it's what we got. Like. Why does he have this fuckin rope around my neck? This doesn't make it sense to me, if I really wanted to, I can repeat spoken face off but in my world I'm still in love with my dog. Look. She smiling it's not bad. When you just have a dog, I think people who fuckin you know.

Fuck with animals for wild wild animals. They start thinking like altogether cheetah ouch plan and also this book, enlarges itself that you I I believe that we came from monkeys. I believe that we came from the I believe something else. So there's three in a row and sound smooth But by no means dad that those pocket things like us. I don't give a shit if I teach it sign language and the chimps sitting there on sign language? I think you're cool guy there freckled face count. You know that no fucking way, I'm ever going on the other side of the goddamn cage, this port It was on the other. He was on the other side of the cage. He just got to close that's health, fuckin insane. A wild animal is cheap

disease. They say have the strength of six six men. This do got attacked by two chimps would be like getting attacked by a flash mob. Ok, twelve fuckin people. They just grow this motherfucker by his ankles. They re underneath I may I will come about shit cage they had was a compound Also they put up that that that cheap wire- shit when you do want a rabbit to come in and eat your letters right, your garden like they put that shit up. So this fuckin guy sit near you know, is a group of doing that. It is a good you guys, joint jobs. We don't tell me right he's trying to sign to one. You guys want to play threads being right and they said it How can we each other, going just two more inches to more inches? Look at these dumb mother Fucking wants to play frisbie right. They reach, underneath grab him by his fucking ankles strike the twelve men,

They fuckin pull him right, underneath a goddamn thing like when you go to quiz knows, and they stick your sub right through that poor excuse for a fuckin, brick, oven, yanked, fuck right under me. Oh my god. They for like another fuckin, two kilometers. However fuckin far that is, I don't know. Why Well, that's what said about a mile and a quarter Zeno like forty long sixty kilometers like forty miles an hour who gives a fuck. They dragged the son of a bitch basic We through the length of every football stadium in the fell, and I can guarantee you it will the nice turf that those guys play on this was the natural habitat like I can imagine the vice grip strength, those Fucking things man, the rip, your foot off the rip, your balls off the rip, your face off the rapid off like you, open a fuckin guy damn thing: a yogurt God,

ice cream. You just take the lid off. They do that your face. What the fuck doing near these goddamned things. You know Jesus fucking, I would have to tranquilizer guns. Wearing be wearing one of those Fuckin yellow suit. You wear when you, you think you're gonna get bitten by a shark. The chain link shit, there's no fuckin way, there's no way. Fuckin catches, mass welded to my face I'm not gonna, and not only that these are just regular, fuckin chimps that happens swinging around bananas, occasionally eating another monkey alive right. This isn't that shit Are ones that were abused there already fucked with ok and having adopted a fuckin abuse dog? and the goddamn scared so shit that that think. Does I can't fucking imagine a goddamn schizophrenia, fuck and ate straight

twelve got their men and you're gonna walk near the cage. Trying to sign Hey how the weather Frank, but whatever fuckin here, the name I gave em you are you, are you fuck, a God bless you replace. Fortunately this kid doesn't it like he had any damage like tat, but like this dude was so in shock like they were finally able to just like stitch up and stabilize them. And evidently he's not in critical condition, and it doesn't seem like it seems. He still has his balls his feet and his face, which has increased, well, but they say you know he has bite marks fractures, plural. Now my guy just treat you like a fuckin rag doll, that is a most horrifying shit in the. Ultimate nature. Is the most horrified shit. I would rather have all the time you're, not the human equivalent. Someone has to come into my house with a fucking chainsaw. I can deal with the guy

I can see what the machete right I can deal with them, chainsaws that that's hard core fucker machete I could deal with. I think I could focus The sugar Ray Leonard. You know: stick my face out and pull it backwards. Swinging then fuck and try to take both your legs We hardcore boxing finance, get that one but dummy If you are in a room with a ship- and nothing goes fuckin ape shit now one intended that thing is on the floor. It's up on the ceiling its across the room. It's like it's like a comet and you sit near dealing with human speed. That's why we got the brains that we have. This, why was so much smarter? We have to be because we're so fuckin slow. You don't owe me.

Never see a white guy gets dunked on in those highlight films. You know that Fuckin guy, that they bring off the bench. When the teams, either up by thirty or down by thirty, that guy, that's what we are in nature, even the Fuckin athletic humans, yet you know when nowhere near just think like how fast a fucking, snake is a fucking piper viper right. It's nothing! Fucking! You don't eat you. Bit and that thing has left left the fuckin bill before you even did before. That signal from your fuckin leg: Darnay. We just got hit by a God, Damn pit viper even reaches your brain. That snake is already leaving. And then you go and then the real issues and as the realisation that you got bit hit you you are you're already collapsing. Why the fuck? Would you go out there you know, I don't we had to be that fuckin smart. I can imagine

goddamn sphere back in the fucking day. You and round the bunch, a goddamn, neanderthals or whatever near tools. I guess I suppose it says in the interval my entire life British Neanderthal. I guess. And what what else was it? There was two tribes: one of them died off those neanderthals, and then there was the fuckin chrome magnets, and I forget what the fuck we One of one and the other ones One of them was a little bit smarter and the other ones were a little dumber and the Duma ones died off all right. Some people have a little bit of that Romagna, more neanderthal in a you know because of their people. They fuck right. Maybe the dumbest education podcast, reveal having a fuckin here. I just toilers my train of thought. The fuckers are talking about a year, TAT S right, I can't imagine just walk and walking around

Did you ever see that shit when they did their hoping and pro magazine, neanderthals like one of them, was like fuckin slower, like the fuckin? Why do the NBA and one of them was delivered quicker, little bits smarter, so they fuckin did this. We're like when they would show my taken down some prehistoric bison like the fuckin. Little smarter ones. Do you know they could find? You know that I think it slip a punch, they could draw goddamn spare, they could do they could do it from a fuckin distance. Like this one Jack ass. He wasn't. He was too close to the goddamn cage. The fucker. Chrome mags, whatever dumber ones they would like fucking. They would. Brute strike. They would fuckin run in trying to tackle the thing in summer. Would you no separate this shoulder a breakin elbowing? There's nobody around to set that shit every step then, your fucking nonexistent choosing a big stupid prehistoric. What. You just seven that pain shoot through your body. I can imagine. I can't imagine sitting there looking out of a cat,

In everything is that much faster than me, and I don't have a fucking door owner of a gun. You just must be just sitting there like any, can't really communicate to the other, because language has been developed yet c, two, seven that what the fuck look on your face. That was probably one of the first phrase Invented like shit me can you fucker believers but God bless that do you're an animal lover. I totally know where you're coming from both for the love of fuckin God. Those things are not your friends. Ok,. I don't know, start p ninety action and stay away from that fuckin cage. Jesus rice can you. Magic that. I'm getting dragged away by two fuckin abuse, chimps venue,

goddamn well. He saw that fuckin Oprah won't episode that woman came out with no face. I know we was fuckin taken of that shit. I hate those motherfuckers enormous. I like guerrillas. Chimpanzees and I hate those little monkeys, the little mother that, through this shit you I can't stand or spoken and I hate chimpanzees. I always hated those motherfuckers. I didn't know why and now I know why that was my inner fuckin. Whatever the FUCK caveman tellin me get, the fuck out hit go back to the caves stupid. I don't trust him I don't I don't trust us working days. You can go to the zoo and you just fucking you just your eyes meet with like a lion. Just did that fucking look on their face when they did. They shoot it I have said this before it's like what the same look like when a hooker looks at you like it's real deal? You know this. Isn't some fucking

shit flirting play and hard to get get a couple of drinks. Are you it's yeah? You got twenty bucks. I will suck my dick what yet Lions get that same look on their face by get. If you know, if you weren't in that fight in armoured vehicle or on the other side of this year, If I was hungry, I would eat you and dad no matter how much a screen that would give a shit you're. Actually, excite me more to rip you fuckin, head off, there's no way, there's no way, there's no fuckin way That's why watch all those animals thanks man fascinate in LA I appreciate all those people that put themselves in harm's way because. There's no other way to really gauge how strong an animal is. Until you see, Slap around a human being like I can't watch two fuckin Grizzly bears Russell and slapping they are there in the same way class you I mean. If I see him, slap, a human being and watch the guy's heads spin around a cup does it while I get that

I can now gauge that lives again like like kilometers forces, MILES These are, I think we killed that subject moving along Holy FUCK Parliament then we had a bunch of good emails as we too, so I gotta get to the shit all right by the way you like to emu me and tell me to shut the fuck up or I asked me a question. I, the official podcast male, is bill at the M M podcast dotcom bill at the capital, Capital M capital, P odd, cast dotcom! That's it right! Here's first question: alcohol: hey FUCK kid: what's your favorite type, a beer? How often you drink coffee alcohol, not sure why I want to know so badly, but for some reason I do go fuck a pole, people just because I haven't over the top podcast doesn't mean that I dont have feelings too

a guy like I've been such a country, everybody whose written into me like he's? I be a country, you first, so I guess I just That are one of the questions here. What's your favorite type, a beer all depends. It all depends. There's beers that I like, as they take me back to us. On time in my life Michelob Light Budweiser, I haven't had those beers for awhile Michelob lights, the first bureau got drunk on it, but why was the king of beers and I can I was a child of the 80s. We actually got a tattoo of the Budweiser label on your arm, Europe, as opposed to this fuckin shit. People do nowadays with chinese writing in that even old, so whenever I drink that shit- it just takes me back to I, when I lived in Massachusetts season tickets to the patch. Welcome ruins Boston guy. You know I a fucking get laid beer Malta

and in a warehouse, no fuckin dead. It of all that shit. So. I've tried to snobby beers units is funny. I dont, like Belgium, beers. To my blue moon, but I don't like the two sweet. They got that sweet tasted of my own, like that. I'd like Beer, Malta bite, like german beers, yet all depends I'd like a fuckin, Major thing with with it is for the longest vulcan time. And then I went over to Ireland and I tried the Guinness over there and I couldn't tell differences. I got that its was tastes better of ear. I drank it all fuck a week as I loved it, and then what came back to the states, then the shit that they had the states tasted like ass and I've never I ve been able to go back to it. So answer the question and how do I drink

Alcohol not that much. But when I do oh Jesus, I like a scotch like whiskey. I do you know. I saw somebody recently, who's been just drinking nonstop, like always embraced the lifestyle you know, cigar smoking, fuckin whisky drunken hard core Oh, my god did you could do that for a little while, but you do that shit. The fifties man, you get like you get that Bottom lip always looks like you just put fuckin chap stick on it. You know, and then you get this big head. You look like this. Guy he looked like a fuckin old woman. I came He still has a great had a hair and he had like this. As rockstar here cut, that was a little short, but because it It was so fucking biggest torso was all fuckin. You know man till it out. That's what he looked like. He look like

Eastern European Sixty Year old woman, those women elevating repertory out of the ground I've been MAR said that they asked why he does Make any more Gaza you know after while you start looking like TED Kennedys, absolutely right, I beef curtain advice. And for those who want the states that the slang for those who are beef, curtains do the math Are you ready? Ok, we got here's a situation. I have wonderful girl in my life but in what she does not a fuck. That's what I'm guessing I'm guessing MRS Ways gone. I wonder for grow. My life, great attitude, humor, big tits, nice ass in a good family Jesus Christ to marry this girl short sea good for now, but I have one issue. She also has some mean beef curtains, many potent frenzies post, let's just in case I didn't know.

That kind of bug me but the ever living shit out of me whenever we get down. To the dirty business. So much so to the point I looked up. Some cosmetic surgery that basically gives the beef Kurt the trend, job. Ambiguities. The vagina, while Dude Y, all right Now before I read the rest of this. If you're gonna fuckin ass, me how to have this conversation like listen love Love you. I love you. I love you family. I love you, your heart everything, but is it Anyway, you could beef curtains, Maybe you can get away with it because you got there cool accident, I don't know, but Is it too so she's not going to give a fuck? You may pull this off with some foreign check anyway so he looks up cosmetic surgery to China, beautified vagina. Now I, by now. I must sound like a douche bag, focusing on the little things.

Because women do that to women Focus on little things like that That's a serious issue: do sex is a big fuckin thing. But he was says what my thinking as some truly gonna pull the trigger he's felt that way keep this woman. All the myself for the rest of my life aren't entitled to have a great looking age. To look at for as long as our bodies. Don't go away while. I know there's a lot of women, a fuckin annoyed by this one year, whereby chief, indicative wriggled balls where'd, you get it face. Lift me. You sat there buddy. I know they're all say that. How can Ever bring this option up to her without now he's gonna. Ask me without completely destroying her feelings, making her hate me for being so pussy, conscious that for the red. Now go fuck yourself, all right. This is a simple one. Dude There is no fucking way.

You can bring that up to her without actually completely destroying her feeling. So you either need to accept this. All you have to do you have to let her go. That's it! That's it I mean, I would think they ve actually truly cared about this girl. Now the chicks are gonna, be I do find. It renews all those three words If it really care about this girl, I would That that, wouldn't matter yet and if she looks the way she she saying he said did she looks. I may well. What are we talking here like How far the only things hanging as it like you know, I mean she got em. Both of impairs could you'd like do like. Could you like, as bad as sacred you being delayed that Olympic The fuck. Is that thing you you're the rings. Could you do that still swing, you feed up? Another pussy? Are we talking? I guess that bad you know

we did the iron cross with your head bee interposing like how far these things hanging down hey now the deal we move gardens. Do there's no way. There's no fucking way, and don't don't do that to her, because she can't do anything about TAT if she had a problem with your fuckin national area! You wouldn't know by now, because she would have been self conscious and she would have brought it up the way. Sometimes girls do about parts of their bodies and they are super self conscious about their bodies, because we're so fuckin visual right so, you want some of the first grows ever hooked up with one. I gotta should offer a broad she rolled arise and I thought she was thinking that I was gonna God. I am not doing it for like she's Roland Rise, like this guy's lame, and I found Later she was self conscious about the size of a brass, so I totally took them fuck away. I made it all about makers himself involved. So what Don't do that or either you can

that's when you just suddenly haven't you had either you accept that shit or you move on, but there's no reason to hurt this person, because yours, shallow cunt, like me, all right, all right cheers sister. What is its sister system? eighth Christ. I can in fact be enormous. I put it into a different document and it doesn't show up for somebody capital letters don't show up and as this new Fuckin computer I'm just not like in it. I have to read this because I think this is funny title hang on, hang on hang on hang on yours hang on hang on hang on notice from a long time ago, when fuckin when I Eric laughed and data on blood. And they played that stupid. Would you know my knee, like nine million times that fuckin summer,

want to kill yourself, but here he's got a moment during that. That is unplugged Archer solemnly fucks happening as I hang on. Hang on hang on hang on some reason. That is. How can a loop and my head anytime, I fucked up? I saw that thing twenty years ago and in time I fuck up to this day. I'll hang on hang on, hang on. Our sister aid through see here we go, tired of giving advice to guys with psycho, suicidal girlfriends or people with Stds. Well, I got some and a bit like a few here kind of like the core, light version of your typical advice? Thank you and is per for the middle of summer. My kick my feet back on this one, so I, all this. Who had been friends were for a while now and banged one time, she's, the oldest of three sisters. So we all colors sister a about two ago I made out with sister, be in a club, My initiative,

and ended up having sex with they're the same night Jesus Christ. Do I went out with her do today. Have like that thing. On the back of their suv, where they have the stick figures over the entire family and you just slowly keep axing a mouth, And the family doesn't understand if somebody trying to kill my daughter's now just trying to fuck all of em, sir That's a relief anyways. I went out with there for a while Mister B and others surprisingly, not awkward when we were hanging out altogether, even though everyone knew this situation. Jesus. Eyes. What southern state are you in, Sir I'll go fuck yourself, people down south. It was funny now, I'm some months later. Sister be left me for one of her one of my friends and got over it quickly enough. But when you get over quickly enough nowadays, I'm still in contact with

stir a and b since I'm not the kind of guy that holds a grudge for that kind of stuff. I go. Very mature, which means you really don't give a fuck about the one of them so why gonna be all upset you don't like you own their pussy once you fuck it, I hate when buying guys do that we recently sent sister see started talking to me more frequently after talking for a bit. She said she it posed for me since I'm a pay and she's a model and a ten all Fuckin way. I might add you fuckin creep, you fucking creep, you fuckin creep. So she was attend the whole time so basically you're in a holding pattern banging her eldest sisters. Waiting till this girl was of age, seek fuckin painter, Jesus Christ. I got a guy, you know I might have to stand up and applaud this one disguised get it to another level, though this is a fucking epochs situation here, secrecy Here's my question: does proposition mean anything. Don't you need.

My advice, I didn't advice from you: how do you fuck every girl in the same family. Jesus Christ, this is like. Do you not long? There's been dispensed Spencer then a triple crown winter, horse racing. Last time, someone the Kentucky Derby, the practice in the breeders cup that what it is or that a soccer match I'll fuck. You know I don't know fuckin horse sense too late seventies. I would guarantee that has been since the late seventies sense. Nobody has booze bank three. I think a lot. Can do two in one family, but to get all fuckin three. Do three two is respectable. Why is it not beyond respectful to three Everybody was three years in sporting world that that's a fucking dynasty. Ok, you just put yourself, never forget Bill Russell. You put yourself in there with with the falcon.

Johnson Lakers. You know I wouldn't say that globally. Yes, you know when you go out any Phil Jackson and fucking check them as that new shit that the kids like. I don't like that shit either way. Do you talk and Falcon dynasty? Wait. Magic, never won three in Iraq, but here the Celtics to fuck with me, one three or four years to me for cambric treatment, Michael Jordan Berrigan. So here's my question: does that proposition mean anything? Is it a trap? Should I try to bang her. Sure, try bang her too and get a third strike or keep my dick in my pants and avoid potential shitstorm, and if yes do, you have the chips special tips on special situation, Alma to tell me to do so, but I thought ask a more refined mine like yourselves before I did a moved out. Looking at me like. Do you beyond me right now? Ok, this is like bowl. I'm. I'm I'm fucking cabin Costner, I'm I'm I'm a life! Ok,

Yeah you're going up to the show hidden brand new balls every fuckin day. I will you tell me: ok, I know bank, two girls, one fuckin family. You know I was liked. If I was able to take a couple of friends and we were all hang in order to buy one night, you get there feel like I've fucked, both you and I both know it and your pulse loved it. I hope please, please tell me, Did you like it was ok? Do I think you gotta do it? You can do it. You know you ve been above board the whole time. History seems to be, they offer the new everything right now standards is all delicate? Ok, he's trying to snap last wire here this is the kid sister. This is gonna blow up and you fucking face it's worth it dude. It's worth it It's worth losing a couple of limbs, and you knows on this one. You gotta do it the fuck. You know did what the fuck.

She says to you, get your painter all. Let me take my clothes off and get paid my fuckin twat. That's not art to that's. Foreplay gimme, a fuckin break One thing: if you're in a classroom people it's just you and she stand and their naked. Do. That's like one of the job they have done their points in it. That scenario in a porn Jesus Christ, you might find a new angle through this phenomenon that is fuckin phenomenal. Don't you gotta? Do it You got to do with the John L way we're tyre. When you only got one became back for another right, you gotta do or to do the work. Do that's like when Bush fucking the first Bush he stopped eating, gets. It up. You gotta, go all the way on this one man right.

You gotta be like Marlon Brando in Fuckin apocalypse. Now you just easy, you just accept the fact you left the programme are right and I don't care how mad these girls get too. You are at the precipice of becoming an absolute fucking, Legend ledge. Who can look? We can be topic. Do there is celebrities who had orgies had five or ones and all that type of shit. Ok, but I Would you d, never fucked three fuckin girls in the same family when they were famous, not famous. You're doing this shit with the gift gab, whatever the fuck you What do you do this? You gonna write a book. You gonna write a book this, for you know that you do election of the most amazing pussy gettin stories ever that you can somehow confirm right in

ass to be none of that bullshit, the second you get famous, you get money that doesn't count or that's garbage type. Ok, they put the fish. And second team in there and you just fuckin tit lapse. That's bullshit! I'm talking about regular, do you you talk yourself into a thirty year. Fuckin legit, you gotta. Do it right? There's my half time speech. I want to quote Joe Bart Nick, quoting John. Madame today is gonna, be the greatest day of your life. But only if you win all right, you gotta do it. You got a fucking. Do it. Here we go next one bill fight over picture with you, dearest billion. My girl, and I drove up from San Francisco to see you in San Jose, you didn't drive up you drove down. If up You means South, I dont know what the fuck you doing and it was also thank you. We read the show where that lunatic in the front row was giving you a pastry Europe.

Can, after every fourth joke. Now they were nice, this fucking lady, just Lady, she fuckin bright? She made an easy DC pumpkin sheep, a bunch of muffins and she brought cookies was like? every I guess I have three jokes about food and she just sort of brought them up to the stage sheet. She was nice. I know what you mean a little crazy about it. What would she have actually made Yes, you do Superman. Anyway, I've seen you three or four times over this. First time since I've been listening to This time since I've been listening to the podcast, so the show is over and my girl starts going on and on about how I need to get a picture with. You know it. And spur, but I don't want a picture with you or with anyone Don't know personally well, that's cool, it goes. Well maybe maybe Megan Fox that totally makes sense. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm not offended. Like? Fuckin stand there at the end of the show, with people with the cell phone,

Is that the hand to somebody else and I dont know how to work on and then they fuckin, you know even when they hit the right button, stand therefore, like nine seconds before finally clicks, it's a nightmare. So I'm glad one less person I had to do that with so. Goes I anyway, and I just feel like I was sums: If I was some pseudo celebrity, I wouldn't want to be taking pictures with any dude. Did you after really bring me down to fuckin earth like dad. You can't disguise a fuckin can't. I know egg compliment you and berries. The insult in the mill he's up by we're flying off Fitzsimons is due. This Fitzsimons wrote this. What did you say? I don't take any picture produce, just checks that that does makes, to discuss others guys like like trying to be my friend while he suddenly given me shit. This is I call this. The Fitzsimons. This is what Gregg does Greg problem, issue and berries. The insult in the mill he's up I will Fitzsimons, is do this

men's wrote this because binkie realises that I figured him out so well now, what's another way, I can get him. I know I'll, send an email and pretend to be somebody else. Sorry, that's my conspiracy kicking it anyway. That's the whole point right, so I go to the bathroom and when I get in the line to get a pic with you. It's about thirty deep, my girl, This point is still nagging after I already told I'm not interested in taking a picture with billboard now I gotta get it now. To turn into an asshole, because she still nag me about this, and I have two sternly say I dont want to take a picture I'm not waiting in that line, I dont need youth thinking for May let's go well, that's what you should do. We should do with anger, so we outside and she starts going on and on about me being homosexual, yet that's a chick I didn't wait line to take a picture with you, so that automatically makes me quick, queer. He said and earn surpassed in. I just ask your. Why would she trying to start a fight with me? We had

right time, and now this I told her, my hero growing up was Chris Corner, and I wouldn't even want to picture with him or an autograph. I dont understand the desire to bug complete strangers for a picture, an autograph dude. I totally get us because quarantine? Does it all the time and brags about her on his part? Yes, but he thinks black too. Who keep the tags on their hats or match their shoes with their hats is gay, thereby gay by the way, our getting a pic and I just took a hopeful afternoon. He does. Girl. Isn't a fan of yours. And thinks you're a sexist pig, but You turned her with your profile The San Jose, so what do you want make of this billion. It's weird, should even like me and then you go there and then she's demanding that you get a picture and Michael. Because I don't want to get line, what waiting to take a picture for a half hour with you No you're not you're fired.

Guy. Who knows what he wants, you wanted, you aren't you weren't there you saw the show. You had a good time. You want to fuck me, that's what you should have done with chips trying to make you do shit. You don't want to do I don't know you got ass. I I have no fucking idea. Because you know what it is. They that they know what's good. For you, they honestly feel that an altar but you with a straight face and then all four year we do it listen! Do they think that they apply figured out and the reality is, is they have a part of life figured out? You know. And that's why you need him. You know they have fuckin, let's spruce up the place, but so fucking do some shit that makes you feel uncomfortable, but secretly. You really want to fuck and do you know they know that so.

What happens is I think that they think that they know that all the time, so that was some shit we like to. I don't want to do this and she thinks it's now you just being a guy right now- and this is like this is gonna go into your. This is fucking gay zone, so they think you just being a fuckin macho guy, when they don't realize it. Sometimes it's like now seriously. I really don't want to do this. I really don't want to go to brunch. I really don't want to go to your girlfriend's Fuckin Birthday party, where we dress up like its tonight. Forties. I really I honestly for the bottom, my heart, I don't fucking, do this, I dont secretly, long to do this, but I'm worried that my friends are gonna make fun May I seriously don't wanna fuck. Do this? Ok, but the thing is it? the guy is you're gonna say like that, and then they go. You know you're angry. Why are you being mean to me? That's why checks for to make you do? Should they don't want you, you don't wanna do and also a lot of them are selfish.

It's just like us. If they want to do something, I think it's often they can't figure out why you don't think that its also many, you know our ethical explained that fifty advocate times and go for some of the pseudo celebrity felt that there were those completely unnecessary. You no fucking count that actually hurt my feelings. Even I know it's true. I Let me get what are your first date and money I gotta get stepped up here. My paternalism for I gotta get out of this fuck. I got you out here. What is first, what slow progress? Movable, I'm twenty years old, Stone college and newly single, I decided try my hand on data again. I met this girl on Facebook. We message each other, for I was for I decided to ask her out on a date she accepted Jesus Christ. It she's probably signal, my thumbs so aching! She you feel like this guy already. What's

Captain we made plans me to pick up. This would be the first date I've had in four months I drove replace with which was around twenty minutes from where I live We went to the mall with. Where everyone basically goes on the weekend, so I thought that I would. It would be a good place to go when we got there we would decide when deciding on what to do. That's, not a good game plan. Dude! You should know where you gonna go what you gonna do just to get going so then she do. You feel Get this guy knows. What's going on all the Senora decisions and all of a sudden she's take. Pants off. That's our works right. You can go there. You can't treated like Pierce, you gonna put him beneath. You, get a look at the floor. That way. Then I'll, get to say good night that nobody, what movie Popper Greenwich Village, I did a bad version, Louis, when we got there, we were deciding what to do. I suggested we watch a movie, but nothing good was playing. Say you fuck yourself. So instead decide to eat dinner. Applebee's,

the this restaurant in the mall and talked about getting to know each other at the end of dinner I paid because I was told the man pays on a first date. What wasn't told was whether or not I should pay for extra stuff. My god! start! Your personal yuri set a precedent that you're paying the second you pay you paying for the whole fuckin evening. Ok fuck all the women right now, don't ask me: go fuck yourself, you fuckin, frequents We started walking around and we go into a few stores and she starts looking at things around the store saying I wish I had money to do to buy this. I wish I had enough money to buy that. So what I d because I was trying to be the gentlemen and impressed her was offered. For those things she wanted dirt. Cheap. You just fuck yourself, he told me, doesn't respect you anyway. You get used

I ended up buying or some sunglasses assured address and some shoes and a necklace on the first day, dude on a first date. The first Night out with you just getting to know you you, by your dinner All this shit. See to realise the second day, if it's gonna go any further, as you know, relationship has moved forward region, the buyer even more shit all around twenty bucks now include the dinner after that I drove back to her place. And that was it course it was Jesus Christ, you bought of punch like you were already falconer. That was her blowing you and then asking. Can you take me to a movie. Yeah yeah I'll get right on, that's not happening and it was with not for more time since then, of course, she has just trying to get a whole fuckin wardrobe body. I got out of this. Girl was a make out section yeah. That was its sympathy. One. To be honest, I wasn't really expected to get anything from this girl. So why did you buy all this shit dude.

You gonna work when you self esteem here, man, you set yourself up to be a sap and that's exactly what's happening here. This is all on you and you have. The power to the shit right. Take this vulcan. Allowed next time, not her. Somebody else has already ruled it with this one. Ok, fine! Another girl, take around Will you take her out know what the fuck you gonna go and know what you're gonna do? Ok, and when she got, though I wish I had that. Well, you know maybe waterworks him over time. This week you know don't say that, but just think that go fuck you off- and you know it just be silent when they say that shit then the real as they overstep some shit. A dog in all the probably feel like they gotta make up for it by yeah. Maybe, given your handy anyway, see through the shit after telling my friends about the first day to have all my friends said, did was wrong. I should have done that all my lady friend said what I did was sweet and rare for a guided do yeah because they want us to buy em shit. It's got me

the cross road of fool to listen to more listen to the guys in your team. Stop going on Cross enemy lines and trying to figure out what the fuck is supposed to do right, fuck. All that time we talked abroad, is. If you know you try it will. What should I get her for a birthday? What some chick shit that you guys like? That's what you do! Ok fuck and asked him you know. Should I spend all my body that would be swayed. Yeah, don't listen, listen to your friends to set new straight. Do you Rob two hundred twenty Fuckin Box and she didn't even get kissed. She everything she wanted you to get anything. You fuck all that to fuck all that right. Don't ask women of advice about fucker women like that, don't immediately, you do make it an awakening. Ok, you fuckin talk to you guy. France are right and I'm not talking about like.

You know getting neanderthal advice because guys will give you stupid, fuck and advice to the case in point myself but like when I come The shit like that, where you base Only when you feel like you went too far the women are always going to side with going too far in their direction? You know I mean that would be like if a girl came to a guy and said, listen, my boyfriend. And the like. You know possibly bring another girl into the bedroom. Should I do that me? What the fuck are you going to say. And what are they gonna say. You know why aren't here we go dilemma bill. Imagine you met a girl, she's beautiful, has a great body funny and totally anti. I did she lives with me. This extra points anyways the knights, going great and you have a good time together and she goes home with you.

Back at your place. You make it out, things are getting pretty hot and heavy. She starts to undress and she has great tits. Oh my god, then she too, your parents to reveal she's wearing an adult diaper. If diapers unspoiled is it a deal breaker. Yes, it is absolutely one hundred fuckin per cent Theo breaker done over. That's it it's over I'm thinking you paying and sharing, and might has slipped over and like build. You enjoy the rest of your evening, cause I'm calling it a day. Absolutely fucking deal break acts of fuckin loudly possess can take me, but it takes me Amelia

to a horrifying situation that I had? I think I told the story before until it really quick, as I gotta get out here, hooked up with this girl, fuckin hot sexy fuckin super tall like model, take check to the point we would like doggie style. She had the like fucking like her. She was too high. I replied to this crisis is disgusting if you dont, like disgusting stories ploughed through the next week in thirty seconds, right fast forward through whatever hooked up and everything we started in the living room. We ended up in the bedroom. Ok see not shit with, as I did.

Close next morning, she's picking up a star from trying to help her out. I see a little forget panties there in the year and the living room and down. I went over to him and there was a year after this free me out. There was a fucking, I would say at least three two and a half to three and spoken skid mark in a fucking pay I now disgusting yeah, so to deal break, listen to the sound of my voice. When I tell a story uses, it was fuckin horrific. I overrated, underrated, underrated, moving apartment on They under moving apartment at six in the morning and drinking J J D at noon, listen to a c d c on your new balcony and the sun. While looking at all the rest, the deuce bags unpacking their truck with shit. They dont need moved it six in the morning a nobody complain. What the fuck do you care right? You move it out over it'd vacuuming.

There's no way to do this without looking a feminist Do that's a fucking great bit man? You could actually sell it to a comedian. You could fuckin kill with there. He goes. You got a limp lip rigidly hold that cord out like Tinker Bell with a wan no manly wait, a vacuum can't be done. It can't that is a woman's job. It's just fuckin over. It's like wearing an apron. There's just no way to do it. You are the only way to wear an apron is a guy. Is it has to be that solid white one? You have to have all the other white matching shit like like your euro, a fuckin formation, and you have to be a fat gourmet chef Other than that you look like a dish. The rating sweeping good all sweeping with a broom possibly saw it does from the bookshelf. You just bill,

get out. You can get your elbows and do it no wrist involve the epidemic. Like that minor long can should kick up all the dust, I'm actually like a need. Greek and messy and actually enjoy fuckin vacuuming, but every once in a while I'll, by a mirror and I'll, see myself and I will burst out laughing or I'll immediately get embarrass. Thinking of all my fucking, crazy friends Bursting in seeing me vacuuming and just trashing me for unmercifully for like two hours, losing weight. Once I turned thirty, I decided I needed to get back into shape. I was three hundred three hundred on top of shit and even x x, l shirts were starting to feel snug at three hundred pounds: fuck yeah Jesus Christ, I haven't even really put on a ton of a ton of effort into a yet, but just by lift

waits every other day. Writing my bike for five times a week and by eating real food I been losing about ten pounds a month for the last four months. Good for you do that's fucking awesome! love that shit now the best part is for every ten pounds I lose the of the girls who are interested goes down by thirty pounds. Is that add women their states. Don't I'm not people to choose from that's great, that's good for you, though, and I was thinking being all their help somehow to maybe it's just knowledge and confidence, but I get hot chicks now I could, when I was twenty one and in better shape, because you know somethin, there's also this certain women out there that they find guys that a little fucking overweight they find you less intimidating. You know. As opposed to some guy standing there like a shredded Adonis like believe it or not, actually get intimidated to. You would think as they have the fuck was that they wouldn't.

But some of them, though our sixty minutes are run in my yap. Look at that. And was brought you all the way to break time or luncheon, by the time I get this fuckin thing up our right. That's the podcast for this week go fuck yourself I'll talk to you next week. Please keep the great emails coming once again, the email is bill at the m. Podcast dot com, don't take any shit, go fuck yourself.

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