hey what's goin on its bill burn is time for the monday morning by what is an example of thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast and i'm just check it in on you sorry just see now you weak skull win however bodies treat me at the office i hope everything's gonna help no it out for all you ladies out there in that toxic male society you know you're not sit near your keyboard some fuckin some privileged male comes up and just lays is copyright on your shoulder mean fires can tell us what's going on out there i worked in a lot offices i never saw anybody what their dick out you know but you know what that was because i had my head in the sand but then my ass would be in the air and the big dick in my ass at work

i've never been able to figure it out so anyway i haven't been doing ship workin on them the acting gig here i have no idea what's going on in the world i did see that would be goldberg got a little bit a push back there was some famous lady and she took some naked photos of herself and then she said unto a boyfriend be the cellular airwaves there but she also uses the cloud gone the cloud got overcast can somebody had to endure account saw the photos and said a guide you fuckin naked follows all we will have to be italian i don't know i got you for good naked photos we if if you don't give me a five green a popsicle a machine to the world so then she took her power back

she put him out there others taking your power back what about like i want to show that we give a fuck that's your madonna would do she took a power back by by putting about herself so that fucking do she could make any money my kids back up to close the door before i start kherson here hang on a girl she's gonna take an apple backside bought it anyway door is closed can continue cursing here shows what there's a deal they by her putting those out that do she doesn't make any money she took a power back but here's my question hour i kid they just fine that fuckin person because now she put the fuckin photos out you know she's i value may i am so beautiful and everyone can see

it's so hard right like do not go after this guy now why am i assuming its a man i don't i'm just assume that just seems you know some ball go with burke and hair coming out of his ears so anyway bullshit goes down and people are feeling the add further the famous beautiful woman with the naked photos that the guy fuckin deal i'm assuming the ugly male even looking he's so ugly audience fuckin put out there right so there will be goes basically eminent paraphrase here which isn't fair her but i dont research on this parties is a podcast people i'm not held to any sort of standard of fuckin quality so what we basically goes well look out that's sad everything but like what the fuck he adored is a famous person sending naked photos see yourself you just gotta know that that shit is out there and that can happen

fuckin said naked photos you yourself any body in twenty nineteen if you want to do it she goes door with an old school cameron frame the shit but even then somebody just come up with a cell phone and take a picture that's i would do that either so she got a bunch of ship for that and i was just listening to have been like that is exactly what the fuck my mom what it said and that i'm telling them what i should do a bit on this but that it that right there right in there and she got all this shit for saying that you and i was sitting at talk about this woman taken a power back i felt whoopi is empowering the come here by giving the truth and telling her like a solution don't fuckin do that again i just think that kid's nowadays they don't fuckin grow i just a kid now they i am old and i am fifty one i'm officially well into my fifty's

our rights my second year being my fifties aright i've been old since the ninety so i can say you kids today like the way you were brought up was just they all listen to your feelings you expressed your feelings and they take their solution was to then be like to yell at the bali and try get the bully to stop being a bully and that literally goes to like nature where you want a tiger to stop acting like a tiger and turn it into a fuckin house cat you can't do it people try they bring it into their house they get wall the wall carpet the targets like what the fuck am i walk on and they think that they get to come in there right and shared get all share their green juice with this fuckin tiger and all of a sudden it's gonna get on their yoga maddened start don't fuckin downward dog with them it works for a little while then one day

one day they are a little late with the fuckin twenty pounds a fuckin raw red meat that in that said and then then then you're their dinner bullies are going to act like boys thereafter just shoot kids out there and this just shitty people out there so we have to act accordingly and was something that i learned a long time ago that you the way you wish the world was and the way it is and you have to act accordingly you have to get on the offensive with the good defence there the feds once championships one in my generation we grew up they just like if something happened to you your parents were like what what the fuck are you doing there spock until the morning you know that's a bad part of the veto out there taking your money out what the fuck did you think was going to happen don't fuckin do this don't do that you won't get smashed over the fuckin ed

my old childhood was blaming the victim but you know what i learned definitely sought there could have been a bit demo say my generation my parents or a parrot some you know my generation did it right but you know they should about some more hugson there they should have been i probably saw that happened to you but what the fuck do you think that you know you got a head like a little you know we'll serpent turf there right but they did they want then set out there's been like this over correction where they sit there and they just fuckin listen and listen and listen and let somebody sob on their shoulders and like at no point can you say to the person hey you're in the public eye though said pictures you fuckin tatars in yahoo you know his another thing like what's stopping anybody from fuck an apple

from breaking into a little cloud like they don't know like they're not look at all of that shit sit there look at patrick swayze but crack he's not alive any my whatever the fuck you want to talk about i just assume all of that shit i didn't assume at early on with cell phones but the like the last ten years you like always out what they're doing so then you just taper off you know with whatever you doing i still tax crazy shit all my friends you know i don't think it all comes i think in orders i'd i'd honesty unless you get famous or your truly going to affect change in a way that they don't want i think the new convertible ride to dallas is it just gonna break into your phone they're gonna just do a search for certain buzzwords and they will end any sort of campaign you have four fuckin higher office or

cause you have for reform are what basically what you're gonna have to be is a perfect person do you got like you're smart tv where they fuckin watching what you watch in there a camera up there that they can look at you these fuckin idiots and i'll get their way was that fuckin hey siri what color is the panda at tat is back advice thank you fearing right and meanwhile like people are they literally bugging their own house you gotta be able to say whatever you want in your house you gotta be a lobby in your house would be like my boss he's such a pocket right you gotta get that already not for the children to learn you gotta be able to do that but i'm telling you like these fucking cans

take that information at first they just going to use it for toothpaste any an old sell you the brand of fuckin whatever but then it's just not going to stop there and they just gonna keep celebrating a cell in the cell and sell it not venturing it falls into the wrong fuckin hands and all the son you're gonna do something good guess save in the whales you're protecting women's rights whatever the fuck you're doing you doing something good in and they're going to come in and they're gonna fuckin wrong they're going to steer the direction we want to go i shall that's i think so i was actually looking up on the internet because you know nobody it like a laptop and you can like put the peace a tape over the with a camera whatever this point i'm assuming that the entire screen can be turned into a camera if you want to so

stake in light and same thing with your tv even if you put a piece of tape over the fuckin the video camera i was thinking like they gotta have something where you just like they should have like this this fuckin the screen that you make a screen with cover that you put all the way over your entire fuckin flat screen all the way across your laptop and then it place like you know that noise that make sure when you want to fall asleep like the sound of ocean waves and also that you just do that and then you and your wife can actually have a conversation near your devices passion deniro when they walk around covenant mouse and casino or what you do is you have a safe rome in your house with oh i thought i t or any of that shit and you closed the door is open

sketch and you just in the future that's what you're gonna do you just go in and you have that room will you say what are we going to say everybody in the house walks around like there the brady bunch you know the perfect fairly the cause be family oh jesus aesthetic a reference to this point that the tv cosby family what they doin there burnt alive zero big does the court systems of united states that's what they're gonna have like in the future that's what you're gonna have to do you know but even then what they got it then they just gonna have like though some i'll pass legislation or just get enough people addicted to a certain device that needs to be in every room and then if you don't have it it's going to cost you money in your business and then you but i gotta be honest with you like i'll there's a lot i things that are fuckin incredible about all of these devices like

of that model jp went off tv but i can still i didn't have my laptop and internet connection i wouldn't be able to get to watch these incredible races which by the way i missed the last race in what lorenzo for in white doubt some turn my mac as his teammate onto teammate was in first place he took out the video so he took out valentino rossi and i dont know who the other guy was kehl crutch though i am a watch she had so i have no idea who that guy was samuel in society scandals categorizes register suki have no fucking idea took all like he was in one two three four five he wasn't fifth place his teammate was in first and he fuckin wiped out return and caused a domino effect that took out himself and the three riders in front of them

i would say that mark mark has bought the lorenzo estate dinner that night but i doubt it because you know that like jockeys they gotta make sure they day raw data me too much there i'll fuckin rail spent so there's a lot of stuff about it that i like but just that whole fuckin spying on people and everything has just done it's kind of weird that hope corporate like mentality like you know there's no talking about breaks it and ship was saying how it's going to have he is going to present new opportunities for organised crime you notice so i cannot bring shit into the country and its just like as opposed to what as opposed to what legal organised crime you don't owe me i guess organised crime crimes worse because they actually kill people but soda corporations corporations will have a defective car with a guy

our task is to close to the drive and the driver birds to death and then they ll sit in a roma do an algorithm and go what's cheaper changing the design of this car or just settling the fuckin lawsuit and more times than not they settled the law suit the fuckin murderers you it's right there are committing fuckin martyr nobody says a fucking thing to himself i don't know yet as far as i hear from all the older acts in the older fuckin blackjack dealers out and out in vegas things were better in vegas one organised crime they actually treat regular people better then these fuckin corporate huh list fuck and constant so i don't know it might not be the worst thing it also make for some good movies because if you ve noticed the mob movie kind of died because i feel like legal legalise business stole all their scams

banking is is is that's just extortion that's loan shocking right sorry no extortion that's legalised loan loan shocking the lottery is just the numbers game that actually african american organised crime from what i've i've seen in movies knowledge i read about it came up within harlem you know they run the docks ago how fuckin thing they did they just took all these scams and all the smart mobsters eventually went legit like i was heard citibank was like a mob back this is all should have overheard bar soulless knavish but like if you're a smart fuckin criminal what you're trying to do is take your bullshit it fuck it make it legal so then you don't have to hide the lamborghini that you want to buy you can drive down the street in your lamborghini your own politicians in the cops and all that they don't have the fuckin run away from you when you get pinched

just be out in the open with you fuckin blood money tremendous i have no idea what i'm talking about the spot guess i'm just trying to fucking filibuster here and get a half hour as i'm doing my laundry i get a day off from the movie today and i did i get time and i am absolutely fuckin love and staten island you know we got to shoot placed at the ninos pizza and there was a d ninos pizza couple towns over for me when i was growing up different one but like that's one of the legendary pizza places in an island and then right across the street is this legendary italian ice we shot in both places i didn't get any the pizza but i had a little bit of the italian ice and is just fuckin beautiful over there i really am really enjoying it reminds it looks a lot like now some of the areas that i grew up in when i was a kid and just having lived and allay in new york city essentially

for the last twenty four years of my life i miss grass and trees no and i miss space beating they just fuckin stretch out a little bit so i got no complaints about that now one of the few people are men their fuckin cooler shit so who know who no the last burrow me to go to was the most chill i'm not saying it's unobserved by i'm sure there's they fuckin moments i write every placed us especially now that there's a drug epidemic created by yeah you know another third pharmaceutical companies right there's another one they took although drug game now fuckin drug game it's all fuckin legal they just pedal in this shit out people are fucking odeon great artists are dying they get everybody hooked on it they have all the top secret fuckin files none of the politicians can do anything about it because there are getting paid by those kinds of

jesus but you got on the tinfoil fuckin had today don't ya yedo too willing to do has been re nonetheless couple days so onto my laundry right now this has taken me back to the days of beer fuckin single man i'm here on the road to ruin my laundry and i remember there was fuck there was nothing that you dreaded more doing you're fuckin laundry right but there was nothing better what once once you secured a drier because that was the anxiety get no washer get the wash machine and then once you get the wash machine hoping that there was gonna be a driver of one she had got once you secured a fuckin drier there was then it was just says this is all over is all but the sector's back and they are used actually have to wait in the laundry room and agreed papers the papers i go to the corner i get a little sandwich there you know

be hanging out you know very rarely would you strike up conversation here in new york but you know this place where i'm staying actually at way down in the basement which is great so i can actually leave i time it out with my cell phone that's watching me right now you know see it's not all bad little little will give little take you know what my laundries actually done i gotta get plus here and what somebody down their steel in my underwear is are you hit paws on this pocketing thought i had pause that's not are you don't i gotta had stopped there's gotta be a pause on those jesus you know actually decided i'm gonna go old school here this is the way i to do my part when i first started out i never had pause the call in this his friggin service

requires my daughter sleep in here can i talk to you i go down to the laundry room i don't have time to hit fuckin pause so the other day right i went down make sure my fucking key went down the laundry room is fuckin asshole but in my neighborhood i can took some i talked about this ready took somebody else's fuckin laundry damn machine so get in the basket i keep it at post harvey wine steed who by the way looks like he's gonna get off right that asia what's your fuckin name it if i could recant dollar stories are some sharp enough i just see glimpses a ship a fuckin sick is that if that gains of coming back to hollywood this is my prediction if he doesn't go to jail he comes act to hollywood incomes how can a blimp just like like a dark cloud like comes a jet black and glide slowly

over the hollywood hills

you know hovering in front of houses of celebrities that openly you know what's the word you know said that they would they would they didn't like what the fuck you did that whatever he's gonna come back you know you got defeated in the beginning that was like star wars and now we're gonna come back like fucking empires strikes back right nice quick elevated you gotta lotta nice quick elevator of cake how are you gonna work by unity look what you look like this is gonna be now rubies looking at me like i gotta from wearing a wire here i'm an asshole and forgot my fuckin back dammit now have they had passed

all right i'm back fuckin money back do you know what i'm trying to tell you the guy what by me so funny second talking microphone you forget that people can area mcgowan this guy just like any lily hurt me go this guy just look like and then i remember forgot to back the guy look like tom milton accommodation tom hamilton from aerosmith based player and andy warhol you know i used to not like andy warhol ice bialik disguise like the original fuckin hipster like painting soup cans and be like i have to say i don't get it so ok it's a fucking soup can't you meeting on capitalism whatever kind of got a bunch of fuckin runaways hanging around me i had no idea that deck i got like a stalker who ended up shooting him in like twenty years later he kind of died from complications and getting shot or to safeguard

like a lot of things that i should i actually read up a bottom i go now once i come just the asshole that's my call harvey wine still does not go to jail he comes back in a giant black zepplin and slowly goes across the hollywood hills euro pointing in albany publicized that's how he's coming back all the celebrities of your fuckin shuddering looking their windows and he just talk and points to each one that's got publicly against what he did george lucas brings back the e walks and he somehow gets defeated that's that's my guess anyway so though laundries done the best real and ever all my clothes are clean sit

and when you do your lawyer you gotta go nature boy there right no socks no wonder with you go down their free right that's it you gotta do to make sure there ah fuck and clean because i hate when you come back right everything's clean and then five seconds later you ve done your shower and off the laundry room and all the fuckin publics tat you would just around you know and then does in a brand new pair fucking underwear and socks that needs to be wash drives me the fuck and war you go there's probably a lot more than you ever needed to know about fucking but laundry and what not what else did i want to talk about here sober still sober still forget dawn had been laid off to stick sewing at once cigar this week which is good for me i'm goin out tonight with a bunch of france what am i was like smoke at moments the other day saw in i'll cut down their cut down

you know i don't watch porno anymore you know i just stop doing that i got a brand new laptop which great to be able to bring that over not have two fuckin delete my entire web browser history but no one that they're gonna be able to just fuckin go in and see anyways jesus he's watching their almost every day anyway this thing is smut free eva smut free laptop granted i've only on it for three weeks but there's the lug as i've gone with it top minutes bed smart free i'm really not ashamed of anything that i've looked down on the internet that's my new think this fact mustache it's driving me crazy a couple a hairs that when they grow out they won't grow down they grow back up into my nose and they take on my nose there what i'm trying to be on stage and tell support jobs it's really truly effective my time in it so anyway

but stand and shape doing all of that type of shit i'm just live like this rather than pocket cigars generally if the lay off you know play unfortunate get a friend of mine who's what's but i gotta go visit on but spoken sick i have to say goodbye to people i guess this party the eight hour out still seems wait two young but anyway let's try keep it happy let's try to end the last miami minutes i got left here what what what what what what what what what i got you see six twenty twenty four minutes left ailed sweets advertising i got no advertising this fucking thursday what's going on all of a sudden you do you say okey start talking about jokes about what harvey wine stated a fuckin black zepplin knots there's a problem

only one of the highlights of this podcast is lit lou you know you guys listening to me try to train read out loud isn't it wasn't it so i'm doing us gang fast by the way i'm doing the goddamn comedy jam sunday night they play a song or two and i will have a great time doing that and then also should collins from the letterman band he does this germ every wednesday night i forget where it is and its look like i'm free next week you never know what the movie business you never know when you make him one of them pictures there let me see if i can find out where that is you should go see it either way she puts together like the sick fuckin band ever can we go felicia collins where is it where is it what's going on felicia collins

where the hell is it i know it putting room that what it is this march of two thirds eighteen i'll find it i'll look it up all tweeted out but she does the germans i think it's like the east thirty's or something like that i did i looked it up on the internet they went on the euro web and it was about let me see here sure collins jam and why see in states right there don't you search for something ok felicia's jukebox live tickets the cutting room new york cities at it wednesday june twenty six are right there you go there you go

felicia's jukebox live f p l i see i jukes but jukebox bauxite unify don't go you're obviously should go she has like the sick spoken she's a musician musicians musician everything is on ten her guitar playing singing her stage present her swagger presents to present her pressed hate presence has lagged all pocket thank e g g while those peoples again be rockstar does not now she could do so she put together this sick ass falkenberg because like music she was saying is leaving new york city she wondered you know keep it and so she has people come down then she's nice enough to tell me you know i think they get sick of playing with great people like you know it really hold our skills if we played with a fuckin comedian too can barely play drums if we can actually hold the song together while he butchers it saw be doing that wednesday to twenty six and i ll be no escape first sunday night

old pal joey roses is gonna be honoured josh adam myers is run and the whole fuckin thing nick and all banned there are gonna be down there it's gonna be rate type definitely checked out i think they're doing two nights and would also have other than that i just been going around the city been doing spots are gonna tell this fuckin story i gotta i gotta go put together this fuckin story right i gotta go tell us without fuckin rat anybody out ok so last night yeah i wondered trout that would be goldberg idea that i had that she reminded me of my mom all school parenting and what she said as much as it came off his mean is old school parenting where you're you're not just coddling the child you're offering a fucking solution so i wanted to do that bit and i got off early enough and i ran over to carolines caroline's the show is over now say fuck

so this is other comedy club around the corner that i had never been too and i was i guess i was like ash i get a while you have to get one of those two fucking ella well square calmly club smells like a fucking to run over there not just to a spot they don't give a shit all he needs a microphone some people sitting listening so go over the guy at the door egos what's up i say i am a comedian egos lets me so i've been here i don't know anybody there so i come walkin in i got my head i'm a big stupid orange mustache the guy come in i go into some kid the counter and i just go a man as a show still gotta your share can i grab set real quick swung to work out some new stuff what's your name i said bilbil and he looks down you're not on the list mike

am i got shit he has no way up to now we now what do i do you know maybe i'll just talk to the house to cycles whether hosty or contact their finance because i'm not gonna fuck it be like i've been a globally hydro like equivalent now i go out with i'm not the one that so are the hostess maybe he's doing stand up he's in the mix will know who i am maybe get me fuckin ten minutes right the house does not available i go who books the thing i need to get a set and then the kid looks at me he goes you want to set oh you need a set and you know i'm not good at math so like i need a set goes i don't even know what's going on right now he just thought i was some nobody and i was commented the men stage times are goods is arrogant old bald orange mustachioed s all right so it gets even better is the lady comes out she goes hi i'm the manager and i'm looking at her like her

oh freckles but don't and almost thirty years nothing looking at me like i'm some tourists from ireland so unlike my god you know i'm tired i gotta get to set it so she goes i'll give you the number the booker and finally i just i swear to god i was reduced to sheepishly saying the selling out madison square garden coat barely glanced up with me and kept right the number and i do said i forget it forget it i just walked out like a pact i gotta go all the way down to the seller i'm all they need my now so i'm right down to the seller and i was can test mac as of that shit that shit was funny but where was past about was i was tired i just wanted to get on stage and i get a drag my old ass all the way down dollar our town where they know me rights alike ass fuck right so i get in the cap i call up keith robinson and i said keith i'm going to give you a lot of information here

cause i know it's gonna get out at some point anyway so i want to get this trashing of worth in the fact that i'm coming to you with the information i want is trashing to be quick it's gonna be can be mean as it is but just give me two in the back of the years so i left the whole message on his cell phone and he was dying laugh when actually called the club and he sank them put not known who i was and said my oldest fuckin walk back out of the club do they go i am in new york and i got a hero size fuckin sandwiches humility so anyway they go that's my new york story and i have no and by the wagon no beef against the the ella well comic what i will fucking do is set there whenever they ll have me what if it was a funny fuckin moment although i was i was

about michael i i didn't say anything to the possible when i left so goddamn club suckin are gonna fuck fuck fuck em cared little people look at it by the way have not been doing good with the anger i haven't been seen the fucking therapist for a you know cuz i'm out here so i need to get back to that it out am i cycle why don't you do therapy over the phone i might an oak is a record everything because of the shit snowden told us but then somehow he got turn into a villain and everybody went back to fuckin buying flat screen tvs and getting fuckin syrian bug in their own fuckin house so anyway that's the pockets of thursday afternoon broadcaster believe it or not i am going to actually be watching the nba drafted hate that something i want to do but i'm getting together with some friends to smoke a stick and they want to watch some next fans diehard nick fancy no one talking about version

oh by the way when i wash my clothes i found a five dollar bill it slowed you don't have to but all soaking wet in the in the washing machine smells like at so fucking wet nose just like well just throw it in the dryer you know fox gonna look in there nobody gives a shit site through the five dollar in there came out was all nice and dry freddy to be spent it felt like a fucking counter all right have a great weekend your comments and i'll i'll see you on monday

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the morning my time i get a bang is for the thing out here and in our case i get some people come on over going to be doing some work on my fuck it up put it back in the day well my dog was fuckin a crazy dog we to go we would leave to go to some things and then we come back and try to eat its way through the moulding the door and all his type a shit my girl was always like we figure that fact flanagan facts will gather what have we have copy and i was like well i'm not getting it fixed until the dog is not out of its goddamn mind so that was a yeah that was a long process dog is not out of it might not have its mind was nervous we scares i hate me i will you guys go and i will go to me we were we

i got a bad feeling about this man they do but to write me would my dog she gives me she would freak out but now we got we ever crate trains we stick or in the great she sits in their own little world she feel safe you know it put the music on she an hour for home she doesn't know if we're not home worked like a charm that basically what we did would put her in the in the crate and we turn the great around where the door is now and you just have it pointed at the war that prevented her from to get out and then we had one of those little baby cameras enough you have a baby and you're worried it's gonna why you now start steel things are your software if they give me those little fucking cameras to watch we just used one of those in any time she tried to break out of the crate

they will come and go egg knock it off knock it off laid out good girl i will we finally those we just that all process we just put music on so she doesn't here is leave just now for home or not every time she would start to get at sea we would always go ahead then go on a knock it off and then she just kind of feels that were just in a different rob now she just ways there she's fine we can four hours so yes so now finally get the fuck and work done so far have an apartment that doesn't look like i had a fuckin heard a rat's com through here so anyway the other come in here like nine so i get a bang the sing out here in an hour or two i have some shit to talk about this week first of all you know where i'm supposed to be today people i'm supposed to be jury duty ok f for

times it's i was out here i was actually going to show up you know i'm in town here for the rest of june nothing else i have common up as i do in the great geraldo benefit on june twenty the welter theatre with me and about probably another fifteen other aliens jeff ross christ what am i gonna have that goddamn list i'll have a next week right before the gig it's gonna be it's gonna be a great night obviously we are loved greg we want is a family to be taken care of so all the money goes towards his wife and his kid so great and if it so anyway so i'm in town for the rest of the fucking month here and i'm supposed to do jury duty and am i then it was like the old school right i gotta go this day so i'll go fuck and go down there

evidently you supposed to call within five days of getting the you have jury duty summons so i didn't call in time and i'll try daphne course i can't get a person hello you call called the was burbled of jury duty if you fuck indulge press what i had to go through all that crap just to find out that i can't even go down there and then they told me to pick another date with six months ago i save i figured i pick you know around christmas so i picked in december twenty second phase we are sorry that is more than six months away and i said well that go fuck yourself and i hung up now right i try i was already i was to cook fucking go do jury duty i was gonna go down there and one of those fuckin goddamn i what do you call when i was dressed shirts your shirt you wear with certain time you know what

have the short sleeve was not i'm gonna go there was one of those tie some black frame glasses or look like michael douglas and falling down just to see what trial i was gonna get picked for i was up for twitter very angry man i'm a great i'm ready to fuckin go down there fuck you think is not guilty go through that shit i was up for but evidently they have to know you show up you have to call and confirm and i so once again once again i have to worry if i go pulled over that that's gonna show up but fortunately in los angeles and one of the great things about santos is so much goddamn traffic out here you can't speed i don't drink and drive anymore so why am i right i just don't see myself gettin pulled over plus i'm fuckin white guy who looks looks like he fees the gown makes the chilly

at the fire house so i got that go on for me you know my jinx myself right now i don't think i'm ever gonna get pulled over out here so if they can't do that then technically i don't really have to go to jury duty and everybody has their little fucking ideas do just go down there when you go down the dude you just say something fuckin racist raises people always say that just say go down their fuckin guy one thing i don't like more the blacks is to fuck and poor regions door even get me started on the fucking jos do you know don't they now that you just say at this point shit down there and you really dress like archie bunker you know i think if you were a racist if you truly were a racist i don't think you would say anything you would go down there and you would act like you weren't racist and

you would be praying that you would gets a defended of a race you didn't like isn't that what you would do instead of going down there that's like when drugs would you go to my god i sell drugs you know i think racist now at this point that they probably gotta keep their ideas to themselves unless there are one of those clan meetings of much ado bag sitting around with a fucking comforted thrown over your face just fine can get now sweaty under their your face breakin out you know what's wrong with those people anyways last week i talked i discussed jerking off at work in evidence my web guy said bill in response to the jerking off at work email i counted twenty six emails of people saying they have they have or court currently do jacket at work none of the stories were good just painting gross peck

this what is why love the fact that someone else reads he's fucking emails before they sent him to me is that enough read all of those i said but i but i figured you can do something with that step most said they find bathrooms or do it well parked in their car if there in the field oh jesus and then he goes here is an article about jimi hendrix jerkin it in the army on the smoking gun dot com hu i fuckin hate the smoking gun dot com you know just right and everybody out i read this house it's like jimmy was it for he was in the army he had to go up some fuckin some barracks anyone after these robin one about wherever one out of zero stall he's got the door fuckin closed other douche goes we were to clean up whatever and i was gone for about twenty minutes i then went to the latrine saw hendricks sitting in the last commode i guess ass he could

his feet how do they know was jimmy did he have his arm we boots like purple with some glitter on already drop in acid he said i thought he was sitting there sleeping so stood on a stool and come out next to his and looked into has come out why didn't fuckin just knock on the door there don't don't tell who the fuck is this guy he goes their sad hendricks masturbating himself this isn't nineteen sixty two evidently this was still considered some sort of weird behaviour at that time struggle i guess it's his body struggle there's a name just really get fucked out a commissioner not enough men with the last named struggle they were all but and they all got bang and they got different names at that time strabo came to the latrine and emotion to him to come over and witness what was happening

is that what you joe little fruits dead career lip cherries touching up why wouldn't you have the normal reaction either not the door or if you picked over thank you to make fun of them for evidently taking an odorless shit you know you want a picture in the second you some jerk off why wouldn't you would have liked but the jimmy what a dude sorry i'm sorry just slowly backed out there just zero vulcan tongues like those fuckin jesus freaks try to get that image idea head down what is this guy do calls in all struggle a stroll we come in you want to watch another man fuckin jerk is god damn dick you know what kowalski i don't think i want to why don't you go

why did you go sit another one a latrines and fuck and think about what you just saw goddammit we are now so anyway he goes so evidently strabo goes in there too he took a look and then went back into the squad bay and started working again really that was it you guys didn't snicker you laugh you do want in their yes confirm private car ski that private hendricks is in fact jerking his dick then what did you want in your told autumn see yet another shiny thing in the funniest shirt you're fuckin rat as what they should call smoking gun ass she called the rat dot com i assume that ironic that it finally read something from the smoking gun when i am actually posting jury duty isn't that interesting there was a lot of shit this week the fucker annoyed me on the gas mileage thing i brought up last week how i was watching the goodbye girl and

she was standing at the corner carriages were standing in front of a fuckin subaru die got thirty nine miles per gallant and here it is thirty six years later and my car only gets fuck you now have a hybrid only get forty one miles per gallon so this brilliant guy rights in any goes it he starts talking about leaded gas and all fuckin how cars today are heavier fuckin moron thought cars today were heavier than cars back in the day you know the nineteen fifty nine cadillac i'm sure that a car was lighter than europe toyota camry so they ways this somebody sent me let me live she read this guy's disguised response here one of them me that i got and the gas mileage sing it always blows my mind what people fuck and respond to so this guy

up writing me he goes there are two reasons why its loading loading he gave me all these fuckin reasons and i basically respond so basic you're telling me he basically said that it had nothing to do with money it had to do with the weight of the cars and somehow the mixture of the gasoline that we use nowadays that's why they just can't figure out a fuckin way to get me more than like better than what the highest you ve seen like forty forty five i tried to say what we actually do there are things that can a hundred miles to go in there scooters wanted more rod because this teresa why old cars have such highly high published ass mileage for one the epa tests simply used to provide higher numbers sir they in doing that right up until the last couple of years ago in fact the year before i bought my previous they were legally able to claim that again

like fifty sis i actually almost sixty miles per gallon before they crack down on the hybrid and made him say actually forty once i'm aware of the epa test i'm aware that they do it there's no headwind i'm aware that most of the test is when they're fucking going twenty five miles an hour and they only drive the car fifty five miles an hour for about fucking thirty seconds i realise that the numbers are skewed ok he said has been revived several times over the decades yes oh my previous your prayers get like seventy miles per gown on the old test no it wouldn't sir no it wouldn't it more like sixty that's what it develop let's just say that it would get seventy who gives a shit he goes where am i the second reason is safety features check out the weighted your vehicles cars have gotten heavier no they have it my previous is not heavier than can subaru

nineteen seventies it isn't dude i'm old enough to remember when cars actually had metal on their dashboard they're all play six months to shit now because cars the fifteen years ago feature death traps one compared to the modern cars no they didn't they ve had the crumple free zones though those crumple freedom those crumple zones for years sir nineteen fuckin eighty eight i coming home from a christmas party drugs off my ass sitting in the fuckin passenger seat of upon a grand prix we pulled up to a red light there was a fucking gipsy j seven they all school one sitting there are right we i thought i saw the drivers side but the alcohol quite see it we just sort i went with were slowing down but we and come to a complete stop and just completely rear ended this guy aright

there wasn't a scratch on the fucking jeep this god damn car full it up like a fuckin accordion the engine down underneath us and i i got you can get a bubu i just sort of you know i mean i didn't have a seat belt on are nothing the car was designed to take eighty percent of the fuckin impact are right you're sitting you cubicle just toss in these fuckin numbers out so basically responses i'm saying it has nothing to do with money in the oil companies so basic you're telling me he said our i can have a video conference with somebody in brazil why entire music collection is in my pocket on a phone that is also a camera and a video recorder i can upload the content on the internet and potentially haven't viewed by every person in the fuckin world but we can't make it that does any better than forty miles per gallon so fortunately everything else has fucking progressed

for gas mileage dude i'm telling you they have the technology to get like fire hundred miles per gallon they're just not going fuck it put it out because that's how powerful the goddamn oil companies are the right up there with the banks you got the bags and then he got the oil company the bags control the money supply and then the companies they control energy ok control energy you can give to control the fuckin population do you know that actually out here these people the selling gets out here to have your own fuckin windmill seeking get yourself off the grid so then they immediately passed a fucking law general electric the general eric had to come around and make sure that everything was safe they had to get there fuckin noses back in their soap they can have people disappearing off the fuckin grid you can have pull getting free energy other than the cost of

fuckin windmill you can ever sit there and every time the goddamn wind blows it recharge is a generator and now i don't have to work as much finer after work is much i don't have to go into debt you're getting yourself offered the fucking treadmill and they can have that right god damn it i wish i was more intelligent so i could explain this better but you know what this a great documentary i'm action email this guy back is called the gas whole fold documentary and this data and they have everything from they have everything from the urban myth of the watered powered carburetor which the sky was brought to me completely dismissed he completely dismissed any sort of that that that that that exists because he sits in cuba calling i sit in a fuckin bedroom array

and he tries to just say that just another media hoax all you know they said do we beat eisenhower fuckin like dumb shit like that ok this gets all this document you have everything from like the urban myths that did that these waters cars existed all up to actual a retired scientists who to work for shelf who are you just have to watch this documentary there was shown there was a book out that claimed that they could get a hundred forty nine miles per gallon in the nineteen fifties on my cup packard de soto and by the seventys the scientist who worked for shell said they had gotten it up to a thousand miles per gallon all right i dont know why people think that it's it's

absolutely impossible to improve the gas mileage some people feel that i don't know why people feel like we can't come up if anything better than the guy combustion engine its complete fuckin bullshit this the same level of bullshit as that is an actual difference between a democrat and a republican watch this i commend that gas all we're gonna have the link up on the monday morning podcast just watch this shit and know what to tell you some of it looks like ok they did they have this old guy going you know those guys showed up when he heard it was option made although we know it policy on water and then that shell bought the patent gave him a million dollars and then he could never fuckin you know another one now that's the kind of shit some old guy saying that he saw it on assault flattened nineteen fifties i'm not goin with that all right not that much of a fuckin whack job but when a guy

what used to work for shell is coming out saying that type of stuff it's just it gets to the point are all these people nuts you know what i mean there's no fucking way i don't give a shit whether this leaden gas whether there's not leaden guess how much the car fuckin ways already that bullshit there's no fucking way that in in almost forty years you can't do better than to more miles per gallon i absolutely fucking refused to believe it i wrapped i fuckin refused to believe i think its complete fuckin horseshit another way to keep control of the herd now you want to argue that you need to keep control the herd or there's gonna be absolute chaos so we have to keep karstadt like that i will list that argument but if you're gonna come at me and tell me that in two thousand fucking eleven ok when i'm reading shit that in the medical field now grow a fuckin anew

oh for somebody outside of the body i read this thing on their ted dot com this woman had a completely also rated large and tested so they took them sort of tissue carved culture whatever the fuck that means out of her of disease he's colon use that to then grow another one outside of a body where they were dont growing it they took the old one out and put the new one in like she went down to midas muffler and it totally fuckin worked ok up until like five years ago you were looking at a colossal me beg you would have a bag of shit right under her fuckin right titty for the rest for god damn life her social life would have been over ok if they can do that

you're telling me you still gonna tell me they can't do anything better than about forty four and forty five miles again you're really going to sit there and believe that in your goddamn cubicle that they just can't fucking just can't pocket figure it out the only way i can get like a hundred miles a gown is if i ride on a fuckin scooter use i believe in santa claus i just it's just blows my fucking mind how something we'll just sit there and they believe that they believe they're not even conscious of the imf at times that they themselves lie during the course of the day that they them el spin shit to try them to try to advance their own fucking lives why would you think that damn cooperation would be honest you know

this guy seen advances in your computer your music collection and video conference are strictly due to more law more lost use me computing power roughly doubles per square inch every eighteen months mean since nineteen seventy eight its double twenty eight times yes i understand i understand that computers have have advanced why hasn't gas mileage which is just fucking birth and then there's nothing to so then he uses the same sort of ratio with the gas mileage and then he goes back to what the fuck guess biologists and seventy was is if that wasn't a fucking lie i give up sir could you please watch this gas whole documentary could you please watch it i know you're not a moron itches frustrates me people believe in corporations that there actually doing the right thing despite the fact that monitor it has been unclassified information and then you find

kind of what's really going on in every time it's you know did you some diabolical shit heavy corporations dump shit into the water supply before you start trusting you know idea fuckin place where they make the i found this people jumping to their deaths rather than because it's a better option than sitting there making another fuck it i found and then people act we believe the horse shit that corporation say well all this you want that i found a cause nine million dollars that's the only way to build one really or maybe you yourself shouldn't eighty million dollars a fuckin year whatever you're making the reason why if you actually paid that guy a decent wage that poor woman a decent fuckin waves reason why then it's gonna cost me way money more money for the fuckin i i is because you're not going to take a pay cut and the reason why you make demonic

in money that you make is because your exploiting poor people who live in world countries that's why you make eighty million dollars a year not because you fuckin worth it your greedy fuckin cunt i'm on my high horse this fuckin week alright what's fuck and try and lighten up everybody you wouldn't know but yet another boston tea wanna fuck and championship this week congratulations to the two thousand and eleven stanley cup champions the boston broods i gotta admit as a sports fan i didn't know that i was ever going to see it watch the bruin since nineteen eighty two and through all those harry send in years where he said it was a great guy he might even be the hockey hall of fame fraulein always been around so fuckin long he just

hated free agency he fuckin resented it and i we just never to be making the moves you know or even when we had the team they just somehow we just out of there was to all the years we could never get by the canadians and then we finally get by the goddamn canadians we we ran into those great edmonton teams and die i don't know i'm not gonna be one of those guys was like do right call did i knew there was something special i didn't think we had enough i didn't they because we didn't have a crosbie can we didn't have liked at super superstar offensive player i still felt we needed that despite the fact that we had ten thomas and you know who changed crazy all these guys trees bourgeois i know we have a great team but i thought we were good enough to get the eastern conference

that's what i thought and i thought when we went up against camp i said i believe i said of the park ass i thought no one not only was temple gonna beat us i thought that they were gonna were i thought that they were going to win the whole the whole thing is they had i thought they had it when they had damn called saint we the car yea their great goal tenders just look like they just had that meant thing that i'd seen every fucking here the broad you gotta play ass we went into a team like that and die i have to admit i am absolutely fuckin stunned i can't believe we want and die i screamed like a little girl when we want i when i figured out tat there wasn't enough time left for vancouver to check to catch up right before brad machines scored the off the empty net go we were up three to nothing and i believe those about five minutes left

it just see my vancouver could get a pass centre ice at that point and i screamed like a little girl like all why god they're gonna do it freak in the fuck out i was when i was in the chicago theatre step one of those anti social network towards shows with gibraltar david tell on the mastermind behind the tour jimmy norton and it worked i was so fuckin freaking out dad i was gonna miss games seven unlike what are the falcon odds you know that we have a wednesday gig wednesday i never work on wednesday i my travel on a fuckin wednesday but i'd have again while it worked out where i ended up with timed out i got brought on stage with about two minutes left in the where's period no wait actually went on during the intermission between the first and the second period and biota

i got off stage oh by the way i was so into the bruins games i did take a look at the theater which is something i usually do before i go went out on stage just to kind of get a feel for the room that was pretty pretty breathtaking i don't know if you if ever invented the chicago theatre about it looked like her of royal albert haul it really look like whoever design that definitely took some nods from that place it was absolutely one of them beautiful theatres i've ever been in here in the states rail apple how will i think will always be the greatest one ever went to that's in london forever but you didn't listen my podcast when i went over there but anyways just absolutely gorgeous theatre went out there went out you have a great said did my time

and ran off stage and what about when i came up i think they're about six minutes under the third pillar which was actually a great thinkers when i watch the replay vancouver had the power in our own flight is felt like the first term answer the period saw i avoided aging another ten years and i think was one nothing at that point them to nothing then three nothing do you know boston fan ice i was beaten down for so fuckin long i still always wait for the other shoe to drop despite the unbelievable among the success of our teams and the last nine years and i was just thinking ok they're gonna come out on fresh ice in the third period please don't let him get a quick all alike said once a tick down there was like ten minutes left i started get not feeling but it wasn't until five minutes left that i finally gave into it and die and there was this otherwise the family when they were up like two three nothin to nothing

i think it's all over he was one of those guys i'm active to let some of that old lady in me but i can't i can't fucking believe it absolutely cannot believe it and watch them go watching charles skate over looking back at the rest of his teammates before he picked up the dusty a cup was one of the greatest thinks i ever saw it was just fuckin awesome fuckin awesome it's the best trophy and sports i gotta admit i think i actually enjoy this want better than the red sox beating the yankees in two thousand for if he could fucking believe that house satisfying that was there would be i just like cause it's just a great sport and i also like that there wasn't there cartoonish you know curse the babe horse shit and now they don't have to go to two fuckin lobster fishermen tying sailor not like you know i just etc was fuckin awesome my condolences to the vancouver cannot fans

i know what it's like to lose a game seven in the in the playoffs but not in the final set must have been absolutely devastating and now i see had a hook up for tickets if you can believe it i was really bombed like fuckin could have gone but i gotta man after watching that rioting afterwards i was actually site i didn't go there is absolute and said entity i know people in vancouver i know what you're gonna say like listen don't define us by a hundred thousand bad apples what the fuck is going on canada are right i'm down here in the states according to michael more in his goddamn documentaries canada is this fucking utopia they have nationwide health care you can leave your doors unlocked

you know you can fuck and go up and petty moose right on its nose every body so god damn friendly up there i was can about this last year when i did the montreal comedy festival you know if it's so fuckin friendly why do you guys riot like full fuckin riot like your lit a fuckin trash can on fire or you jump put down on a couple of cars you started attacking stores i mean you took it to to a whole another fuckin level you know i don't know what what why does america the only one that has that reputation i actually watch the no vancouver the last time they had a riot was when they lost to the rangers our to this magnitude course i didn't do enough research was ninety ninety four after they lost to the fuckin new york rangers you know

and a great does a great you to clip of it what were the lady the lady on the news goes she was talking about how shocking this footage was before we go to what its very shocking and blob law and this is the type of thing that you would expect to see in america not in canada which is funny because we're all in america were at work north america what you should have said was the united states because it basically this type of thing you expect to see in the united states and i got piss for half a second while you know she is right i mean it was right after the fuckin allay riots and but this is vancouver had a right ninety ninety four so i looked up you know it's because i knew montreal at some rights montreal rioted in two thousand and ten and two in eight both both times they write it was after they won games a one games and they started to burn down their city and like i said it

like it's like forty fucking people you know going around you now tipping over trash cans and doing some sort of misdemeanor writing this is for long big cars over amazing fuck em retained then in toronto they had a riot in two thousand ten at the g20 right now that one as a little more understandable g20 gently is twenty bags from around the fuckin world that are trying to together to solve the the economic crisis the trying to all that i'm sure that guy who believes that we'll companies are not involved are not throwing any they're not going on buying up patents by people we're inventing more efficient engines why they do that just because they have billions of dollars and it financially in their best interests to keep smiling down is lower

possibly can so they can all make more money why would do things like that you never noticed that every once in a while inventions come out you'll like holy shit that's gonna fuck over that industry and then they kind of disappear do you ever that shit on tv just for ninety ninety five like disposable razors one the most of them one of the biggest fuckin scams on the planet the fact that there is no way to sharpen the fuckin thing also the fact that that they charge you like fuckin nine hundred dollars to by aid of a like them it out of gold other than some really cheap fuckin metal to complete sorry i got cut off their the stupid batteries ran out anyways yes so that they get rather than they made out of some cheap kind of metal and then one here all of a sudden i saw somebody came up those ninety ninety five things which you know is a hunk of shit but basically showed you could sharpen you're disposable razors and i'm like that's fucking great

and then all of a sudden it's gone no one comes out and makes a better one guys who shave was sick of making of paying nine billion dollars for fun disposable raises if they made quality one for thirty bucks when you go out go buy it i mean is it fucking hard to come up with that fuckin invention why hasn't anybody come up with that the only inventions exactly seem to be coming up with their comes from just regular people that they can actually get out there is just dumb shit like stuff like all you stick dropping your keys between your fuckin ass in the console here's a piece of foam or stick in there but anything else that is gonna fuck over another like really pay for corporation never seems to come out i'm telling you i know i'm a paranoid psychopath but

i'll admit that ok i will definitely admit that but on the other side you're really going to sit there and think that these corporal just don't have so much fucking money that they dont go on don't try to crush the fuckin competition in that but he goes out there in advance something that would drastically copper eyes their bottom line they don't go out there and try to throw a bunch of fuckin money at the person to buy their patent now you don't think that come santa claus here come santa claus right down santa claus lane i'm telling you you you got your fuckin head up your ass and it must be flock and absolute utopia and salute fucking utopia that you live in that you actually sit there and believe believe in these all this shit all that does the weight cigarette companies covered up all kinds of studies and that type of shit all the things that they did this

that they put an end to deliberately make it even more addicting to ramp tobacco is already addicting than they through other stuff on there and they actually wrapped up so high that it was more addicting don't fuckin heroin tell me but the oil companies the oil companies all those guys those guys are fucking equality human being's right there those people who work in the eu the oil industry their raw salt the earth kinds of people right there they don't give a fuck wherever in the middle east right now people because we see care about our fellow human beings that we want to go over there and liberate them that's that's what we want to do now i'm not saying use an individual sitting there and you can pick cubicle does not have compassion or empathy for peace around the fuckin globe but i'm just say it when you get up to them the typically top up there

it's it's it's all about money and its power is about controlling people that's all it's about it has nothing to do with them helping liberate alleges complete horseshit it's like a catcher who catches that's a little outside tries to frame it make it look like a strike that's just the shit that they say to you i one hundred percent fucking believe ok then i'll even give a shit about people in this country the way they handled fuck new orleans the weight companies are just able to walk away after these paper people paid money to have insurance for four that exact fucking disaster worked out in new orleans historic people have that insurance companies coming like air listen i will not cover in anything above forefeet because the water lines only at four feet so why take it or leave it go fuck yourself that insurance companies oil companies its

politics it's all complete bullshit and i am absolutely mad at you if you believe in those industries i am i more fascinated by you so what you would think that i wouldn't have this sort of fuck enough fire and brimstone this week would within another seventeen wanting a championship biogas she after women as a sports fan ice i know i've set countless times and this park as did the bruins one the state the cap that was the only other championship i needed to see by a boston team i was going to retire as a sports fan which is one think i'm gonna do i'm done it's not going to get any better than this i think i'm walking away walker humble i'm gonna retired like jazzy did after the black album and i've just go drop in and do some gas spots every once in a while i'm trying figure out what teams back into the pit pirates i've been following them lately still the nineteen seventeen nineteen that was

favorite world series of all time other than obviously watching the red sox one in two thousand for a fuckin love their team i love the players i love they use forms and i loved sister sludge it was there was a fuckin try that trifecta there was for there i suck at math whatever so i actually went back and i started looking this is what a fuckin nerdy i'm looking at championships i'm i'm sitting in trying to think in within it ten year period basically ten year period from february it from february two thousand to two june of two things eleven less than ten years boston a t a city with four teams one team in every major ah sport one at least one championship in in all for sports we ran the table i write the fucking happy and ship grand slam

i'm saying we yes i am because i live vicariously through them all right don't give me that shit do you didn't do anything fuck you i get devastated when they lose why i'm not allowed to have some joy you fuck it can't i know this is decorous let me have my circus so many ways we run fuck table so i actually looked back all away until the nineteen fuckin twenties try to find another you can't even do i was trying to find another city that has for teams that is one of fortress these within ten years and no one's ever done it and you can only go back to nineteen because that's when the nba started ok lakers with your fucking ba championship and nineteen forty nine that you add to try to come clean to the celtic she comes sorry

the closest i saw was in the nineteen sixties and it was the city of new york and they have sixteen so they don't really qualify and even then the rain is fucked it up for the yankees one i would see sixty was he said they wanted sixty sixty sixty two the it's one is sixty nine to sixty eight jets team one and then the nineteen seventy next one so that was or but they didn't get the stanley cup and dimension they would double down and both fuckin football and baseball so it doesn't really count but i was unable to find another one the closest shit that i was able to find was pittsburgh the pirates steelers won it and seventy nine and then the penguins but the only have three teams but the penguins wanted in ninety one now

like the closest i was able to find i am sure there is there some other things here and i bet new yorkers we're trying to get it will be like all the i would new york they wanna go fuck yourselves go fuck you lives then actually new york city is actually very quietly a devastating place to be a sports fan it's just that yankees are so successful and they saw below themselves every twenty minutes about their amazing accomplishment state you never really think about jets fans mats fans next fans range fans giants giants or equality squad dave one three and as far as football like three to me is the tipping point where you are then into the upper echelons teams although green bay now with four i don't know cause you got they got four

cowboys and forty nine is have five in the steelers have six so i now think that their because the packers one that having three is now little more mediocre which also note knox my patriots down but anyway we want seven fuckin championships we ran the deb table we got all the fuckin trophies adopted so now what i'm trying to do is to try and now i'm gonna i'm gonna fuckin i'm gonna bond certainly elegant sponsor a starving child and when a sponsor a city i'm our route for our right our route for the san diego partners but i will not route for the san diego charges just because i went down there to a sporting event i was one of the worst times i ever went were worst fuckin fans just like i swear to god dude it's just like i can't explain it you'd have to come out here it's not fun on the west coast it doesnt they have more on fans slash than they also have like the fuckin dead the gang culture out here

just it's just not a good time i have no desire like i like the dodgers like to go to a game but i just really don't have any desire to go out there either sit down low with hot what fans who show up late or sit in the upper deck its fans hook they can't go they can talk sports beyond blasted what could socks and then use sprinkle when they're the cultures slash tattoo on your fucking neck i'll stab you after the game and it's out it's not funny and i the games and philly in new york and those fans are fuckin animals boston fans are fucking animals vague the canada they like a goddamn cities on fire granted i haven't been there during that time i just you know i don't know

i have not had a good time here like someone was trying to tell me that always actually gonna get a a football team like due to your site your site like it i'm going to that shit i'm not gonna go to it lest they give it like a really like i don't know like they got you know if i was like the mayor of the city i would demand that they do the team some neutral colors usually you want to have a bad ass uniform give it some neutral colors so the gang what where the colors you now instead going down like they used to cool down they work the raiders like the raiders were probably the worst franchise that you could have brought down here to allay you know the awful relationship between the police and in the cora neighborhoods like that one thing that actually fascinates me that i wanted to ask why why vancouver all right i'm not gonna sit here and judge you guys because we had the allay riots

we have a very questionable foreign policy at this point so who the fuck am i to look down my nose it you are right despite the fact you can have doing in doing it to us forever aright i'm going to give you a chance to do explain those rights rather than me here way down a fuckin los angeles like i know what's going on why do you why do you think why you guys riot when you lose the stanley cup because i know it isn't just about that that's that in this there's another area of frustration in your life and that's why people what a sports it's a fucking outlet it's an outlet you divorced play in japan child support your wife was a cunt but you're trying to have the kids this fathers day weekend you now maybe at least the home team can when a championship and then it doesn't happen and then you want to smash the fuckin starbucks sign what's going on up there

why does that at what why do you guys do that shit because that and just drunk fans who were upset like that was fuckin epic there was like hours and hours like you know that college that's like three blocks away because the report is a scared to get close to witness smoke and fire what why do you guys riot forty two michael more down here you guys live in a fucking utopia you know i'll fuck it now so many ways but let's get on with the fuckin park yes here these painters in woodworking both are gonna be here soon do this so much of a fuckin dirt i am do you guys know that i can off the top of my head name every champion and all for sports from nineteen sixty on and now compiling this list i can now kind of do it i can do it in hockey and

kind of do it in baseball from nineteen fifty on i don't know maybe there's something wrong with me that i'm absolutely fascinated with this shit like that i'm happy really fascinated that like from from nineteen for to nineteen seventy montreal one twelve stanley cups in toronto one ten how fascinating that is to me that they were basically going blow for blow like lakers celtics during that time and then turn fell off in montreal put it out of reach when in seven in the seventies i just wanna fastening from nineteen forty two nineteen seventy montreal ones too of toronto wins ten the redwings get five in a really put into speculative the rangers the ruins and the blackhawks

how we were fuckin we all just one one how we were kind of that or of the league i don't think god for fucking detroit they want something from the american teams but also that was during that by i actually look at what toronto did is is more of an amazing accomplishment because they have the advantage that montreal had with that first pick of all friends born canadian players which to me to this day if you gonna put an asterisk next to anything you that's fucking a ridiculous did a game that is invented in canada rights you already have that advantage half the people in america didn't even know what the fuck the sport was in you you have you have a certain section of canada there that is just your draft picks in your draft picks alone until you're done picking em

then everybody else can get the scraps is just fuckin beyond me out of this is gonna fuckin annoy people and into sports let's move on here with the with the podcast as the people are coming here soon when we get back to italy in box here please what's that document you by the way the gas all we'll have the the link the folder married apps i only watch the first fifteen minutes of it and if you're any sort of thinking human being it was everything that already kind of new anyways ah here my bill in the seventies they were driving leaded gasoline remember the difference may come from the lack of lead cars for better unleaded gas i appreciate that its that we are being manipulated by corporate amerika so well then pick pick aside i understand

i see i dont understand the difference between let it an unlucky gasoline i dont understand the difference is that ok i guess that that perform but unless it was better for the environment ok scientific we i can't explain why that is but i am also not a moron and i understand i've read enough corporations i understand how they fuckin work that's all about the bottom line in every quarter they have to show a profit or its considered a failure they can't you showed the same profit that can be like we made civilian last quarter and we made six billion this quarter that's consider failure they have to go up to seven billion now it's point you're gonna exhaust all ethical ways of making money and you're gonna start delving into the world of fuckin evil which is i think that there are there to their heads in it i don't buy it anyways beloved podcast this is such a great way to start the reason the

was camry gets twenty six miles per gown and the pakistani version is gets thirty nine is simple weight simple it simple controlling the world's energy is a simple thing the u s version has airbags crumple zones role cages a role kay it doesn't have a fucking role cage you moron i'd be structurally more sound it doesn't have a really does have a role cage in the fuckin doors are welded which had six hundred fifty pounds to the way to the car in the mileage you would get in your previous with those fat twins above all that you you're an idiot europe united you don't know what the fuck you talking about i refuse to believe that ok you just like me your fuckin reg the person you went up you look for you looked at some stage to try and support you fuckin argument just like i'm doing but i'm i'm stance taken by this one i know fuckin right on this one arm of what tat either old piece of shit truck right

i drove for like ten years because i knew i wanted to be a comedian and i didn't want to go into debt so what engine finally died i through a new engine in there and the guy told me he needed to rebuild the carburetor unlike you don't need to rebuild the carburetor seen what this can't did he fucking just the carburetors so i would just get shitty gas mileage home i would be an absolute fuckin moron and then drive back maybe look well i guess you're right i'm just junctures challenge through gas here what this mother fucker did this little garage this a piece of shit did that because it wasn't enough that he fucked made sixteen hundred fuckin bucks off me he wanted to make like fuckin nineteen hundred bucks so he did that justice fuckin individual and you're gonna try and tell me that a corporation that basically controls the world's fuckin energy he's not

by patents by people that then there are making her coming up with our carburetors stuff like coverage but by coming up with with with all ways of powering a car more fish they're not gonna buy that up do they had their whole stanley mayor thing it's not a conspiracy theory either we actual we actually wade the news clip on the opium anthony show stanley a great news for individuals but bad news for oil companies clients he's come up with an engine that can run on any type of water fresh water salt water rainwater doesn't make a difference in he claims he could drive across the country on twenty eight gallons of water this is of such interest the pentagon is sending a lieutenant colonel out there was the actual news clip from the open anthony showed was an actual news clip it's not

some bullshit i read on a fuckin website ok now happened after that nobody knows but basically within ten years stanley was dead in his car disappeared and his brother right now is trying to get the car back and nobody knows where the fuck it is all right i truly believe that the quickest death sentence could possibly have is to go on the news and claim that you ve come out with an alternate source of energy that's gonna put a cooperate not a business that is making that is projected make three hundred and fifty billion dollars next year how much do you thank you your life is worth anything have three hundred and fifty billion dollars how easy is it do you think to get somebody to solve this problem you can't have p

getting free energy all right because i am not going to work very well fuckin wind blows i can watch another fucking eight hours a tv you know am i gonna put in for overtime how can we work and like a dog like these other goddamn people you know every time it rains i got enough fuckin water to fuck it dr all away to god damn kansas echoed enough water to drive the kansas city and back do you think that they can have that i'm tellin you if when it rained reigned oil but she's flip this for a second if it rained oil and it was a lubricant but somehow it made the trees grow i guarantee you whatever power the cars would not be oil gas i guarantee you it wouldn't it would be something else they have to make it they have to keep you away from it

am i am fuck em i probably i'm out of my mind i just i don't believe it i just don't fucking i don't believe it i don't believe any of it and i anybody out there whose tried to climb any sort of like matter of power you haven't noticed that the higher up you went the more compromised what the fuck the more you had compromise what you wanted my business is no different it's no work in the higher up you yet the boy is at stake the more money is at stake the more the art gets compromised look at this shit i can say whatever the fuck i want this goddamn podcast there's nothing it's i don't make any fuckin money offer this shit but of all of a sudden i started getting advertising on this thing right now ok severe level of advertising to the point let's say i was actually able to make a million dollars a year after the ship

all of a sudden i'm goin off on jesus in that type of shit and then the sun some fuckin advertise it goes hey we're gonna pull the spots here and you're money is gonna drop back down to nothing or whatever drop down like a hundred grand a year you tell me and my head i'm not gonna start thinking like well maybe i won't say what i think about religion ok that's just a million dollars forget about three hundred fifty billion dollars and some douche bag on long island comes up with a fuckin car they can run on water oh and he's not with mac i wasn't evidently willing to sell his fuckin invention to tell you this people if you're out there and you're working on an engine that can work on some is powered by water go to the news with it all right i don't know how to get it out there but i'm telling you

if you are able to carve come up with something like that let's say on the sly you started building them around there's no way to keep it a secret and when the oil companies found out that you had it there would be like men in black type vans pole up to your fuckin warehouse ok and they would be smiling but they have that look where they're looking right through the back of your head and it first they try to pay you off and by the fuckin patent and if you and sell it to em they would move to the next phase and you would somehow mysterious like that that the urban myth with that stanley mayors basically he was the diner he stood up said my god they ve poison me he walked out the parking lot and drop dead show thereafter his card in with the invention in it disappeared and now brothers trying to find out what's got what happened to him which he never well this is

thirdly one of the craziest podcast have ever done my can you guys i've got no right painters coming soon let's see if i got time for a couple of advice things our public question hey bill thanks to you big thanks big thing you to your parents for reproducing you reproducing and making me is what ya think you're trying to say reproducing make that they make it they will make another fuck me your take on countries m of sharing tweed i don't know who that is oceana tweet she and kiss front man jean simmons we're on the joy by our show and she has finally reached for breaking point her wandering wiener with his wandering waiter she's been his girlfriend for almost two decades she knew and accepted his group sex lifestyle this whole time now that the

kids are out of the house it seems like she had these grand illusions that she could make jean simmonds are one woman man and is probably acting out whenever he mentions the sexes had with horror none nine hundred ninety nine one thousand is it's just like abroad or what yours in christ eric s oh then he says ps if i hear this on a pot castle donate forty nine dollars there you don't need a bribe me keep your fuckin money anyways what is i take on this just to show it's just shall she's she's playing the part she's acting like she's outrage the trying to have these media moments where she flips the fuck out cause trying to get people to i urge the shell ok jeanne simmons is not a good looking man he's actually a bizarre looking man and i think he is

doesn't even have the decency to use grecian formula i think he is this using straight up shoe polish ah kiss has an inability to write a good song from the jump which is why they have to where all the make up and have fire coming out of their balls it's the madonna think it's like it donna could actually sing and write a fuckin song did she really after all around the floor like a fuckin whore with half a pussy lip hang it i'll hang out what she i don't think she would so what do i think this is a please media stunt and i think gene sequences an unbelievably insecure human being that he has to walk around talk about how many fuckin women he's bagged you know and act i mean honesty winchell at what point do you start counting you know eight hundred seventy eight zero diary i don't know i don't i don't understand the whole thing

as far as like is girl going on there i mean let's just say that she actually loves this guy and she's actually a functioning human being think she's an unbelievable trooper somethin fuckin wrong with their like why you stay with somebody like that has just been completely unfaithful unless you just aegis have you ve worked it out which is i think she has its complete business think she wants to be taken care of he does so now they have a new reality show arc is god knows who gives a fuck about a two thousand eleven kiss album coming out and then having to walk out and tight leather pants with their giants can heads but he cares no if i'm just trying to piss off kiss fence i don't give a fuck ok no the kiss army gives a shit but the king s army alone is not enough to keep a show on the air so what they

to do is go wanted just do this big media start where she's finally putting her her foot down after he bangs the two thousand one of his fuckin career so why that's just it s just a fuckin media's done our advice theirs heinous our i gotta go you guys would hang on i want to put this on hold here hold on hold on a false alarm he's down the street at home deeper yeah i got a couple of things that go by what the hell are we talking about here is just a media stunt they they just it's just off for the fuckin show you know i mean what what what what actual relationship would play that out on television that's that's just fucking bizarre i've seen the bill where's i drive down sunset you know you know he wants to rock she's indeed a role you get it he's too

what the fuck around that you as a burger then that's fucking green acres that's all it is you know he's from the city she's from the country he wants to fuck she wants to be faithful there's your conflict that is it going sell a tv show they go on how are we gonna get you know five seasons out of this how do we can this guy when there's gotta be we need more conflict between the characters so they go they have the conflict its plead horse shit and i was gonna stink just i can't watch jean summits is unbelievably insecure guy and then he overcompensate it with a massive fuckin ego and die its uncomfortable to watch how i'm and who looks like that i mean if i looked like you know what he looks like he actually looks like the male version of that broad fuckin schwarzenegger bank

they are the same exact fuckin head that transylvania look and head like you know how were even like a vampire kind and needs like a butler euro and it's always fucking weird look and somebody would like attica hunchback ass when he looks like anyway let's do one quick advising built i know you probably won't have any advice for this problem is probably just fucked but maybe if i type it out i will feel better jesus christ fuckin long this is sometimes i think people do this purpose because they know i'm not good at reading out loud although i feel i've gotten better anyways ugh staring at me we're gonna go on a hike later you're gonna go outside yes she do our at hang on a sec so about five years ago is living with my folks and working in our away from home saving money to move i met a girl really hot and i thought we had similar interests ok there's a major red flag when he said i thought the sex was

blah blah blah i started to realize that she was a bit of a jack s but i and quite as smart as they are now so i stayed where through whether for while the caution dead she's hot she's also a single mom oh jesus and just waiting tables to do this actually happen or is this like a country song ah my dear girl she was really beautiful work down at the manner and she had a kid i don't know how to read so that good as i can do why do we see the street where would rob the car did you sail the floorboards for more math upon you in the stomach i don't need another kid let's smokes math with anyways comes to me one day and asked me to co sign alone so you can go to a mechanic school and get a job fixing cars

she jumped on the other side of the fence here don't mean to be stereotypical she said none of her family had any credit and that that they couldn't co sign total dumb ass i co signed her alone i'll do that i would help her but she would have to pay it all back and i wouldn't help i wouldn't help or make any of the miss payments jesus christ in your name is on it so well fuckin motivation there credits already flocked could she need you to co sign alone so she's basically on a sinking ship that weighs way more than your ship you ever do you have a little rowboat ages tied it to the fuckin titanic so many things gonna happen i'm gonna go everybody had she's gonna go under two time goes on we stay friends and i move out of town she dates other guys i date tons of girls blah blah blah as so i guess relationship and it i'm finally getting my life together a few years later with the great new job five paid off my car to this is a good and i'm fine

paying up my college loan and i start getting calls from the bank over fifty bucks she didn't pay before some defer my kicks and because she's back in school again i sent her a message on facebook what's the hurry world can see i sent a message hooker telling her i don't want my credit fucked up and i try to call to amazingly she changed her number she stopped answering my facebook messages and delete me there now see sir the one from before this is just like a woman right here used her pussy as such this guy in the vacuum some money out of his fuckin wallet and now she's walking away like that fatal she is spend a few months in the bank was calling me every day now they are saying they will take money out of my paycheck final pay up i got a letter a day ago saying i owe them fifty thousand dollars and i to respond in a month i know i signed a piece of paper so i don't really have any recourse i was stupid for trying to help her better her life i think she

he's trying to fuck me over even though he told me plenty of times that that wasn't her attention i get so fuck and anger think about this dude i feel for you man i mean i can't imagine the thoughts it you're having please don't act on any of them the stress of having alone over my head that doesn't benefit me in the least the fact that my credit might be fought and mess up my it's your plans the fact that i was done enough to try and help somebody and its feeling this rage this raid feel to women for being lazy manipulating saxo shit as much as i trash women and i like doing because i think it's funny because it doesn't seem to happen on television ro we shown as victims rather than this type of thing it really is a particular type of woman you only see a good man far define it it's the same thing with the woman

what can i do let them suck money out of my bank account for a decade till i pay him back filed for bankruptcy how how would that fuck up my credit what did even wipe out the dead i don't have a lot of i don't have a lot a decent apartment a car maybe a thousand dollars in the bank count in being for a while and finally getting a new job after being unemployed for while finally get a new job sorrowful email love you park yes i do i totally fail for your nose breaking your balls up there in really how the single going to end jesus christ what can you do when i would try to maybe try to go legally at her so she you can't walk away which is going to cost you more money that the law this thing i would do is don't let this this let it get to the point where they put it to a collection age seekers it's gonna fuck your credit if it's a fifty dollar payment whatever is i would start making the payments

and i will try to take some sort of legal action against her that's what i would do but in the long run if if he d bankruptcy you you're gonna put yourself behind the eight ball no it's socks but a fifth ten thousand dollar alone and what it one of the payments on there's gotta be one hundred and change i have no idea i would just you kind of got a pay it but i definitely try to go as much as you can go after her legally and at the very least drag arrests and a court ah but you and i know this really isn't a woman thing because i've i've done this before i'm a rise to share raw spit share this rehearsal space to play drums and can idiot i came into some money and i paid a head like three

for months just i wouldn't have to deal with because it was kind of a random bill where wasn't i didnt pay the actual rehearsal space i was paying this other guys i gave this guy like five hundred bucks for you know like i don't know how many months and worse all of a sudden like a month and a half later there were her space we lose the rehearsal space and this guy who at any moment one iota money and i was like hey where are you he would immediately return my text he just come whaley disappeared off the face of the fucking earth and we gave me my money back and like the amount of fuckin people who will do that to you really has nothing to do with male female is just people they're dead they're fucking dirt bags they're fucking dirt bags which brings me back to the fuckin oil companies if someone would do this shit over this amount of fuckin money i just enter i know i saw it i just really wish i could explain ass my points intelligently

really think about right these things have ever set are at this guess for this week gratulation so the boston bruins i can't believe we won the stanley cup and at some point i got my ass to boston i judge i gotta see it i've never it never been up close to it i went to the hockey hall of fame i guess it's there for a period of time and i've seen it then i'm actually blown away like i said my condolences vancouver connect france that that was an unbelievable kick fuckin hockey balls to have to go that but obviously you shouldn't burned down your city and i know most of the people up there i didn't do it and i know ninety percent of the people dont condone this type of behaviour but i would like to know people of coover people in montreal yes stuck up snobs why you guys burned down your fucking cities over sporting events were are you really upset about that's what i want to know because i want forward it to

more so the next time he tries to make you guys out like it's like the truman show up there he can maybe have a little more information and so making movies that are as ridiculously to the left is fox news is the right ok that's it don't fuck yourselves i will talk to your next we do not know what the fuck am i going to watch and sports this is the worst time a year for me as a sports fan the excitement the nba files and the innate shell stanley cup what brings you do an absolute height and then bomb it's over nepal virtually we will laugh about that shit you go from this unbelievable fuck it see dwayne way you see dirk no whiskey did you fuck see there did you see that did you fuck engage seven brought you're losing your mind text them and then all the sun comes too abrupt halt but one day this just came up from her she's halibut prosper

these are one of the best second baseman that the milwaukee brewers have had not quite some time o vile back wanna one it's it's hack day this thursday it and now they might not even having to football season here's my prediction if they don't have an nfl football season college football he's gonna head it's gonna i think i could find we blow up in cities like boston which is now perfect and santa college football town while we will get the pc every once in a while but would you just not into it because we have all these professional teams that i went and all the fuckin championships czar i gotta glowed a little bit i think i've been rough quite a fuckin gentlemen euro jesus christ a couple of things do you realize

if fuckin if our defensive back guest of did the right way could knock down there passed that could have been another superbowl you know if those nba rests a couple back didn't decide to call nine thousand files on the celtics and two on the lakers that we might even had another fuckin nba championship we might have fuckin one nine but i'll take my seven go please let this pod raise let's go brewers fuck road for all you i'm done as i am i'm fuckin retired i've for at least fifteen years not fifty four like ten i'm an eminent dubstep it back for i don't give a fuck

you don't say that i think at this point i'm so fuckin happy even the jets wanting insuperable wouldn't bug me i was nicolet for tying up sogdiana outside next week