Hey, what's goin on its bill bird and it's time for this Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday Monday morning, podcast just checking it on you. I just realized why, by checking it on you I mean I used to check in on you just to see your work week was going Euro. Pop in hours ago and housing fuckin Jerry fuckin chick down the way in everybody's fuckin business. Did you have to go too far in age? You know. I check it on you, I see you don't, but you know what You live in my life now your arm, you re working right. You all of us fuckin, douche bag and show businessman I'll fuckin work right. We just fuckin sit around.

We make videos tony, I can be better people right. That's right, you know like a farce I love the internet. I don't give a fuck what your messages. I don't give a shit. What you say you are gonna, get a fuckin trashing. Everybody! I take responsibility for my part and polluting the oceans and I will try. To consume less and recycled celebrity he's, and pollution. Listen, we ve all been cooped up. Now we ve been killed. For a while, you know it's. Some of us are stronger than others, I can handle this shit other People cannot people. What did they do? What they do? They got a stick tat out of the rabbit Hall

Well, it's almost over. I think, it's time to open it up nice going everybody, everybody who had a walk around and be like this virus staying designed to take down tromp everybody say a tribe came up with the falcon tag. It out. You ever think that this just seven billion counts on the planet and eventually someone was gonna eat, something of Fox somethin and sneeze. On somebody, as we all know, this was come. How the fuck you can politicize a goddamn disease is on me, and if you really think that it came from the rest, blue side, tat if this. If this is what you say that some of you guys are saying if you did if this is what this is different Do this this one come from Democrats Republicans. It come above that above whatever is above that,

like beyond oil companies. I would never say beyond banks, ok, because it is the top of the food chain. Ok, everybody always say you become successful, t right now dire if you go, there's still gonna be a deck in your ass, because this is still somebody above you there's always gonna, be somebody there. There is. There is a level you know When you go on that journey of power and you You just keep trying to get up. What is the level where I don't But Dick in my ass, you know at what point Is my money coming? straight to me and it doesn't go through nine other fuckin people, and then I get paid with the Czech with that person's name on it rather than the person that the money initially came. When does that happened, and I'll tell you when that happens? When you reach the level. Were you decide.

We need to do something about the world population. In my hand, I have a virus, In my other hand, I have the cure. I am going to release this, but not before everyone at this table gets inoculate. Then what she said about your trust me, everybody sit back right can get inoculated is right. Fucking can work out an amount that table and then that's. It everybody should define, everybody has the antibodies wonderful and then they just it'll glass thing off. The birds are away, It's not come from the president is not aimed at the for the present the present I've said for years. You know the present is present. It is Sickly that person, when you flights delayed, you know that poor person I stand by the counter and get yelled at that's what the president. As you know,

set the guy who owns the Falcon airline, it it's the person where in the airline spoken uniform and then you get the yellow. That person and take out your childhood on them and fucking bitch moaning complain and all of that fuckin shit, because evidently you wanted to roll the dice. With three hundred other people's lives, because you want to make sure you got two Wichita on time, so you get there for the fuckin. The big sale, whatever the fuck you wanted to do. I ve been guilty that shit Delay a flight you fucking, I was taken to conspiracy. I know what's goin on here the fuck plain was only half full and you work any aid its and I gotta say: there's a fuckin light out. I am I gonna faggot, I'm not saying I don't do that shit. I'm not rely time go when I worked a cruise ship. The one and only time I ever saw to cruise ship and I'll tell you. It was sweet money. I took the gig I, the lady, the latter literally Called me

and said: hey we, you know a friend of yours does this cruise ships and I recommend you and I That's amazing in my head and like I need this money, but I I I thought told them I fuck, told them. I said, I'm not sure I have a cruise ship act and they said to me no, no. No. This is this. Is the young fuckin cool crowd here at all? all those fucking kids do in the methods and the fuckin Molly, whatever their drug czar this journey. They love taken Fuckin cruises, something like Europe. They like doing here. Fuckin love it right. So you know Probably if I fight really thought about it. I knew it was a lie, but I needed the money I need the money right

Let me look at your ma. Am I fucking? Let's start work, and so I was just like fucking, I'm gonna. Do it? Ok, so I take the fuckin gig and of course it's a bunch of fuckin old people and of course I ate my balls and of course the captain wrote a letter to the agency and I never fuckin work to get. In the current he actually do me a favor, because when I did this cruise ship, this was at least. It was one eighteen year either mark two thousand to Spock. Unlike eighteen years ago, Jesus Christ and. I was bombing so bad. I was just trying to make the band black behind the curtain, so once you start playing the band, you know it's. It's a rap Ok, the gigs over another type of shit, I'm over the guy Smiley guy who is spoken, hosted the thing Go and like a you know they afterwards, it was like this fuckin dinner or some shit in all the acts me the juggler. I swear to God the juggler, whose can joints raw blown out from juggling.

And I remember he was he was he had this big fuckin book on real estate? He was getting real estate licence and I was just going like I have never been further away from the Hollywood dream that I am right now I am out in the middle of the fucking ocean. I was really the Gulf of Mexico what it felt like the ocean to me right, I don't know I held that's, not a fucking ocean. Ok cause from space. I can see that has surrounded by land. That's the Fucking Ocean, a right, the Goddamn lake Michigan, the second. You can't see fuckin Michigan anymore you're in the ocean. I write I don't mind a lake cause, there's no shacks in there are. I but I am vain enough to be annoyed with the fact that if I go wandering too late than never gonna find my body because the water is never called enough for whatever the fuck it happens in your gut. Do you die to make you to make your fuckin right you go and under and that's it is fuckin it never going to see again cell

Yeah I've never been further away from dream of somehow get in at the comedy store and being a movies and fuckin whatever the fuck I wanted. I remember what I remember what I wanted to do when our clubs or some shit so this. Guy's well get their fuckin real estate licences will be set. One guy was so the guy smiley guy I saw. I know I told the story before at some point. I must have a. I mean this is how all the crowd was. He was coming out any restart and show you like everybody, has a guy or bans plain shit and he's like I'd. Everybody goes if yeah yeah yeah doorway clap ads and they did That's when I start that's when the beads of sweat started, foreman, on my forehead going like this is. This is not what the thought I was told that it was.

And now I'm gonna give fuckin begged I'm gonna get fuckin yelled at in all of this fuckin shit. I tol. I don't think I'm the guy for this fuckin gig. So whatever I get out there I'm doing my share, is anybody seen the movie titanic? Nothing in the crowd, so you know is a joke. I guy that may have a rephrase it haven't. You people were on the Titanic, they fucking a dangerous, fallen out. Shit right, They were kills me that was seventeen years ago, and now I look at those people and now about probably about thirteen years younger than the this person in the fuckin crowd. That's how quick it goes my balls off like a week with what is this going to I'm getting too. The correlation between what the airlines do sometimes not all the time most, I think they're trying to save your life then other times you know Jeff feels expensive.

So they say I you know smells like shit too much in the act. Bathroom you they throne, when those fuckin eighty, She turns asked, you know, said the cabin. Expedite. You know. I don't think that's a fucking word. I think they just gave that word for fucking stewardesses, so they could sound like they're running shit, post, nine, Slash, eleven, nine hundred and eleven. They never tried to expedite the boarding process. It was too busy trying to get your shit faced. Why do I have this loud leather couch? I don't know, I don't know why it makes me feel like a man. Ok there I said it So anyway, I ate my boss And Then I sort of figured out what I had to do. The little song and dance I could do you know I was fuckin going back. To some clean. He said I add, or whatever I got myself through this guy, you gonna meet all these fuckin people. We know that these are the big wigs IRAN on the on the ship who fuckin book all the ships and thick. Unlike

I don't want to get a real estate licence. Ok, don't fuckin tv. And by the way there was no internet connection, no cell phone, no fuckin, nothing! You went out to sea and your loved ones did not hear about you. They'd watch the news every night, If the fuckin ship went on right, What then make nose like? Well, I mean, I guess it didn't sake, or there are in the process of process of that right now and they're, going through they probably seen their first shock at this point, hoping they hypothermia kicks in numbs them from the neck down before that thing comes up and taxi what are you, what they call a thing that the view that the test by blue? You know try a little Tavis see with their tastes like it's gonna, edible. That's what you want to be near: a fatty somebody, nice and fuckin marbled right, like a fuckin, cowboy steak,.

But anyway I learned on that thing. The musicians on their told me one time they were honor. They were on a cruise ship, Two giant fuckin engines right and one of em fuck and crept out. So obviously they can only go half his fast. So we're going to be able to make all three stops on the fuckin on it. On a little crews right so what they said, Cuz, I didn't want to own up to it because then they have to owe money. What they said was that there was a fuckin hurricane. It one, those fuckin, but said city on the horse used to go to data Mexico come back with them can hear braided otherwise, six would come back. You know. Blue somebody at a fuckin cartel, whatever the fuck they did down there, I never understood it right. They fuckin go down there right and

fuck was called was one those places. Everybody goes to unto pasty to know. The names of these was an archipelago. As versus fuckin he's fucking references for my favorite things. He ever said: aka poker, we talked about it like it was still the place to go. To We see here it began with a fuckin, a. It's like a fuckin destination. People go there, We know in Kabul. Wabbles fuckin Red Rockets place there Sammy Hager, I forget it was one of these fuckin places that people want to go to a sort of the jewel and another on the on the beautiful place right. Was causing mail. New Orleans, and then it was possible way up, not wear that's not Aruba! Fuck, it was some fucking gorgeous placing in Mexico right there,

that there was a fuckin hurricane and that there is no internet there's no self service. Nobody can fact check this it's a long story short somebody has some sort of medical episode. And the nearest port is the port where they said that there was fucking hurricanes, so they end up having to go there and they pulled in and it was a bright sunny. Good and there's like five other cruise ships already there, they totally get busted never get fucking pissed and then I think they just gave up free hot fudge: sundays to those fat fox. And everybody went to a diabetic coma and by the time they get the cause amount. They couldn't remember anymore, sunlight that. As telling the story Michael, why, when they dislike Fuckin helicopter out there, I don't know that was a story. It was told me, I don't if that makes any fuckin, since speaking of which Being on the wrong gigs, I've been cleaning up my office here. Going through all kinds of shit actually taking out,

photos that I took years and years ago when you stand disposable cameras and I got like photo albums. I'm trying to put them all away in everything and I've just come across some shit that I have not seen in fucking like too. Ok in one of the things actually posted it reaches, I posted it. On my instagram. You're, not really thinking, because the woman full name was on it. So I want to clear her name here I, I was doing this gig Am I going to say where I should have blocked last name I wasn't fucking thinking I just I just struck me so funny and literally remembered when somebody handed me. This fucking know. Oh, my god. The name of the college is on the back of this fuckin thing. Are you fucking? That's where I was holy shit? I thought it was that I was in Colorado

they all run together. So when you I had to do a newer. Now, a new nor a few new to this podcast is literally us. It's a college show it's just stand up show in the middle of the day, not necessarily at twelve noon, a juicy around one o clock, colleges that means you're gonna, be performing in a cafeteria if you're lucky a room off of a cafeteria. And you're gonna come in and do a late night set in the middle of these fuckin eighteen to twenty two year old, kids trying to grow cheese sandwiches. You don't write a paper or whatever the fuck did doing they are. They are hell, gigs. And I used to have to play like a game mentally, I would have to go somewhere mentally when I, when I would immediately working languages, in an hour. My check and I'll be my car and I'm gonna leave in about a half fucking humiliating. This is. I'm never going to see these fuckin people again and I'm going to have

my seven hundred bucks, which was huge before tat. Of course, whereby the another bullshit the travel everything was probably like. You know hundreds five bucks, But what you do is, if you had another gig later on that night Ok, then, you would doubling up so you took the fucking humiliation. Cause. You needed the fuckin money right. We have to every day, I would say ninety nine percent of my known or gigs as I was driving away our sorry on my flip phone late nineties, early two thousand cellphone calling my agent and I would say, and dude I'm never fucking do one of those again that was most fucking humiliating. They would set their guy up. Ok, ok, I get it. I get em it's up to you! It's up to you right like a week later, he bohemians tomorrow be like the lesson I know I know you said that you did want to due notice, but it's my job to bring you all offers.

Ok you making this amount of money, but I can add seven hundred dollars for which will pay for your flight. Now you travel above, and I respect you know. I just fuck. This book me book me before I say not right, then he would bother me. And then I would go up and I would eat my balls and I would add it was just be like you know, then I would pick em out now that was TAT was how it went. That was how it went. Ok and as much as I'm satellite, the asshole in that story the agent knew that it was part of him get in the commission that you know I, if I was gonna, gotten humiliate himself myself. He was gonna. Listen, we fuck in pitch modern complain about it. He got his money, I got my money and then we ve been and then like. Whenever we would hang out, we would just laugh about it. It's way way so I met this fuckin college than I thought was in Colorado, then there is. Why am I telling you the name, because at the name of the Ladys out there, I feel really bad about a priority posted the fucking Instagram. So I go.

To do this, fuckin sooner are right and I went up guns, walking around it was Pact Fuckin house of people walking around with no fuck included that gonna be a show. I get the tip, fucking intro, words. Just somebody saw spoken, Croatia for each one. I love the eighties is welcome bill. And then I would set the fuckin walk out and then Do they want everybody to order the looking away, why what the fuck is going on, and you would literally do three jokes before they even understood what was going on and then, of course, there be the class clowns and I was immediately the substitute teacher and then they get going and then I would have to shut them. The fuck up while for them start working clean, aright, So I really had to go hard with what they look looked like you know

And I don't give a shit big knows fat ass. I don't give a fuck what it was. I was going right for the juggler, because I still had another fuck and fifty seven minutes. So I always I go up there and you know. In defence of the school? I was judging this gig by all my other known or skies. Occasionally there was a good known and I went up there with a chip on both fuckin shoulders and just started eviscerated everything. Afraid to even pause because I didn't want to hear the lack of laughter and I was just like an auctioneer up their blowing through my act in shitting on everything this state School anything and I could find anything that would get me to not stop talking. The funny thing me might delusion and I actually thought I was doing all right and I remembered was There- was this guy. We was, he was walking up. He was one

in buying on you know: cafeteria they had the ceiling to floor glass windows in this guy came walking by any of the sky. Blue fuckin three peace suit, but he also had on a cowboy had in these brown boots. You don't look like J arguing, so I just May I go into this guy out here: Jesus Christ. He looks he looks like he's going to get it. He looks he's trying to get alone for a horse is what I said right, which I thought was a decent joke got nothin right now, plan ahead and all of a sudden. This. This kid came walking up and it might have been the lady who handed it to me and just handed out about twelve minutes it and it's said: can you wrap it up in five minutes? I had mixed emotions, because I was in what a me was like lady I'll wrap this up and fuckin four minutes. I don't give a fuck, but then I was taken like out, I'm contractually obligated to do an hour. If I don't do in our I'm, not getting paid.

But I knew was going bad enough that she was literally in the nicest way ever you know. Given me the hook like Showtime at the APOLLO, the Sandman came out. This is the white version. It's very nice capitalized dashes the whole fuckin thing, she let me get out of their respectfully rather than making me take the beating I deserve. So I wrap it up by you guys been great. Thank you. I got off. And then she actually apologize to me and said sorry. This was a bad idea. Blah blah blah and she gave me my check. And everything I ended up. Apology I felt so fucking bad. Because she was so. If she just read me, they ve Riot ACT and kept the money or your fuckin check you godless new, Work, liberal, whatever she would have thought of me back then, and but she didn't, she actually gave me the checks. If anybody looks at that, it is funny to get. I mean I've never gotten that ever I'll get a once in twenty eight fucking years. Can you wrap it up five

and its. So I know anybody who's. Looking at, please don't show her. I feel bad that her name is out there. I'm not going to say what state I'm sure she's moved on is very sick, but she was a sweetheart about it and I had way worse. I had way I mean I'm a minute time by the religious place when those Chris in colleges. They said work clean into me. Clean was don't, say, shit, fuck, cunt,. It always was filling in the efforts by taking the Lord's name in vain. Not thinking that Was a catholic School Cosette Ivory Tower Jesus Christ? What you know say what the fuck you do about saying. You know Bob. I love for Christ's sake. You know I don't like Dennis Mail. For Christ's sake, what the fuck and quick quite right And I got off to a totally fuckin. Reamed out for that fucking bald out whatever raised, we save kids when I was a kid so

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Fuckin. You know ray stuff all this shit, that's going on. It's just a really, you know, Lotta news that just make sure just not like people, you know what I mean just: how can human beings treat other human beings this way? There's a lot of that shit go out there. So this is something positive. Then I'm trying to do in the middle of this thing. I promise I will make a black and white video talking about what a wonderful person I am. Beforehand. Oh my god, I should do that. But anyways we're going to videotape it I'm going to have autographed posters that you can buy all of it other than the shipping cost out to you guys. I am anything I'm going to stamps dot com to send it out. All of that shit is gonna, go to the troubadour and if it goes well and unable to raise him some money, which I really hope so Sunday when you guys can come to allay. You can see the next great banned there, one of your favorite bands. I mean everybody from like.

Jackson, brown guns and roses, Richard Friar, Steve Martin. All of these people that I love all played there all broke out of that place. Or whatever just worked on getting better in that place, it's gonna be an absolute honour to perform their Like I said anything anything you can donate, I know everybody is going through a difficult time here. So I know that this is a big asked. What you know, This goes well, I'm probably is once a month then get through this shit and then, like I said one, the second we can fuckin poker heads out of the rabbit. All is safe. I plan on doing to run a shows down there in front of you great people. And at TAT great value and arm. I just make sure that their place doesn't go away, because I know that people are losing their favorite dinars and shit like that anything. You know enough. Something positive: okay, there you go, then, what

that is the data supplied get cast. I watch some by watch. One movie this week the five blood's the new spike Lee movie. Joint. As he says. Adele Roy Lindo absolutely killed it's my favorite fuckin actors around it tat if you get a chance- and I went back to all. I would just absolutely phenomenal show. I don't know why I stop watch. I get busy I I you know, I literally get overwhelmed when I get like behind in shows sometimes so this now. Finally, at the time, because people nowadays right now, and if you hit the excitement in my voice, it is because I M excited my office is almost finally pocket clean aright and when this thing is fuckin clean. I clean this out. I cleaned out my fucking garage, I cleaned out fuckin, drummer.

My walkin closet is clean of everything my bedside table. I got nothing left to do. My football cards, are gonna, be an albums. All of my photos are going to be an albums. Everything's gonna, be where I know it's. Post to be and then I'm that I have nothing but free time. And I mean I gotta needed tv shot, I mean other than the fact that get em. I got a new born in the three and a half year off. You know when they're, both nap in Kyoto, we could say watch, an episode. I could go places fuckin drums ah worlds, fucking wide open for me I'm back off the sugar, everybody I'm off the sugar, but I'm back on cigars. I have two cigars left, I'm going to smoke both of those this month and then I'm back on the fucking wagon, because you know what I don't have anymore cigars in I have little humidor there and then I'll just that's it. Ok. I saw some bad news today to show:

admit me out. I just don't like did I was fuckin negativity. Why don't try to watch the news? I fucking hate watching it. So I was stressed out and a grab it. Ice, cold, fuckin root beer and an ice is the cigar and I gotta admit I fucking enjoyed the shit out of it. I really did. I really did, but you know I got two little ones and I got to stay alive, so I can't fucking do it, but, two more and definite gonna fuckin smokin, this, That's it and then I'm fuckin back The fuckin wagon are right in saying that out loud. So if I dont than you guys get me shit and then I'll get me back on right, that's how I'm hoping it's gonna work right, so please everybody next Monday, I believe, will have. I don't know they have the added it. I don't know how it's going to work when the Troubadour Shores show is going to come out, but I am so fuckin excited to get. On stage, even though gonna, be nobody there and I'm interested to see what it's gonna bring out of me. All of this

yet that I've been sitting on the last four months, so I'm hoping it's gonna, be a fuckin good show other than that. It's gonna its. It's just a great fucking cause right, that's it! God bless, you can save a wonderful fuckin weekend. I will talk to you on Monday, active by the word, Xo,

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I had a boundless chicken brush now boundless chicken thighs and brought Brok Airy I can't say that word without, I can't say broccoli without an asian accent. I don't know why. I don't. Because when I lived in New York City and I was broke, the chinese restaurant around the corner and I always ordered chicken abruptly. Ok, if I wasn't eaten scary with fucking Prego would call up at once. While I would treat myself with little chinese food and I'll call up they, like hello, number one, unlike a number one: what's up, can I get it? I get chicken abruptly the magic umbrella. Marie I never said that. I've said that so just in case you thought I had any chinese blood in me. I don't. I consider those my friends for all the chicken and brokers They made me back. Like ninety sounds like an apology like a corporate apology. I,

had no ah dealing What number one chinese I did stop in there on a number of occasions. I did partake in some of the cuisine that was offered, but it time. Was there any inappropriate touching underneath that filthy fun in glass that I don't think was bulletproof, you know I'll take the chinese restaurant. In fact, in New York, where I lived anyways when I was on the Upper EAST side, Jesus Christ it on- We, like you, have some of you that was either rusty, a rusty great between you and the other person, or just filthy glass, plastic or some shit. I don't wanna. After all, Christian ignores aid with my dog, just fuckin lay in there can. You can you're a goddamn job and in all contribute nicely jealous, thinks focus. Skinny is hell. Do What dogs emaciated dropped her up,

the train- or I don't know what the fuck happened- it will be doing over there. Let's get the podcast, let's get it, let it let's go back on a control. I did do shit anyway, so my woman's out of town, My lady she's out of town so well you know it's funny? Is she keeps shaken in on me? You know, you do. Let's go out. I you know and you know what it is it's one because she, MRS me into, because they think that with fuckin morons and she, wants to hear I like how what a difficult time I'm happy. Without. You know, my god, you gotta to make cereal like, like I'm, some sitcom fuckin guy right I was going down. I did the fuckin lie Rick. I made myself a healthy dinner, a protein. No bigger than the size of my head is now. Please

must eat and die in some form of vegetable. I go fuck yourself No, what I had a great time doing it. I haven't cooked in you, and you know why, because my woman is oppressive in the kitchen She loves cooking twenty time I go cook. She comes in their she's. Looking over my fuckin shoulder just why you kind about them well what do you do you do you do it? Why Ah. Can try to make your goddamn meals, while the nicest think somebody can do for you prepare a meal for you. Just sit there shut the fuck up and let me do you think What do you think I did it on a goddamn garbage kids format, you she's just me, shit about the way make my eggs because she I'll show. You says I always liked it whenever make scrambled eggs or whatever like this, too much aid gets stuck to the fucking. And the pain in the ass. The watch

to watch me, you know. Look, I'm sorry I don't sprayed with you know fuck the ozone layer PAM every goddamn time dripping with the shit, no one. It does I'm surprised and spoken sly right up on the floor, do you know what this is, what this useless into a pathetic man, whose site that is finally in his place by himself, and he can just deliver his entire argument without being interrupted. Sawa, She wants to come back, much ass. She wants the place to be neat. She wants it to be a fuckin disaster. She wants to feel needed, she wants I feel that I am fucking law without her and I'm such a cunt. I am not going to let that happen. This place is gonna, be spotless. It's gonna be ready for one of those movie drill sergeants. You know those guys are getting your faith. I do you know

You come away. Impulsive fuckin quarter enough, my god they face ever whatever the fuck. They do off the beds she's very I would never make it the military response be able about a foot in court Y Y you supposed wheeled about a quarter. Why does that sound make me you know better. Fighting the enemy, if I can throw any change at a blanket and then catch it like the fonts. Europe would happen, you serve. What did you really want to do? You know really want to do this and scream at that was your. That was your dream to scream at people for your entire fucking life. That's what you wanted to do with that Hitler fade. Do Hitler had like a a fresh prints from Bel AIR Hair cut mixed with?

they Martin Sheen in Apocalypse. It was Martin Sheen Apocalypse now on top, but he had like ie eight of fade down below. That Will Smith's character with the eight ball leather jacket. What oh, but I loved you would love to. Outside the watch, little shit about fucking, mass murderers lately and he always comes up of course. In order me. Do you ever think about mass murders without Hitler right camphor can do it Can I have a rock show without Zepplin man their way to haven't. You know, that's what it is you gonna fuck that shit in there So that's my goal: my goal and I'm actually rustling with this, should I leave the place a little bit dirty. So she feels like wanted was I just be. Should I just go fuck it like you know, just come with. The pimp. Vibe like this place is focused spy

it was a right. So you need to be. You mean mind your piece in cues, whatever the fuck, those letters stand for with a stand for some he's gonna. Now somebody actually knows what, when you know, when you say mind your piece accused of some douche, listen to this yeah you're, a douche right. That knows what the fuck that stands for and they just been waitin for somebody fuck it up. All excited to be like. I know what it means for semi, a goddamn email and by the way I would say the email for a while here, oh what a subway fuckin classic right there. I should teach a fuckin podcast class. You know somebody's gonna do that. So we see a teacher podcast. The same way, someday teacher comedy class, and that's You do when you're failing wherever Failing at what you do you teach it all right we can't we just insulted. Teachers are. The email is bill at the M M podcast dot com bill at the capitol

capital capital, p, outcast outcome, billowy, amend, podcast outcome or, if you don't fuck it nobody by now just hits. In rewind on your little player and you'll be fine. Oh by the way, can you guys? I know you. I really appreciate all ye the import knowledge stuff that you guys send to make. As God knows, if you didn't send it to me, I won't be able to do this part. Yes. Without you, nothing as they slowly dim and lights, and I go into some sort of pandering fuckin song. Like TAT Jackson, Brown, saw singing. But the road is like he gives a shit. You know I think he fucking. This them off and they weren't said his piano uprights. We wrote him a song, just they stop fucking with them, so he get whereas restore it. Are. We goes out of that in just fuck. In the whole thing is I hate pantry

And you don't show the worst part of pandering, is watching a performer go on stage and pander to the audience is watching you Can animals eat it up? You eat it up every goddamn time. We're going to show you some day. We played a lot at stake, but Hartford you Guys you guys the breast and everyone me a fucking break, there's nothing good about Hartford You know you don't believe me asked the whalers when you think they left. You couldn't hold onto the fuckin whalers. How does that make you feel Hartford. Still. You know why they left cause it's stupid. I saw you split. Bang, Bang, Bang Pepper, prepare prepare prepared. What's it called the leap. The brass city, orchestra, speaking a sports I think my good friend Paul verse he's a little upset with me. He's been

This Robinson Canal thing I swear to God since I've met him, and I he's at ease these that you know he's the classic dude. I called a guy, and eat eager? He called Do we actually he's brought up Robinson connote me so many fuckin times like a year or a year and a half ago I told them Paul like I, she put like a gag order is like you have to stop bringing this fuckin guy up. You're, making me hate this guy and I don't hate him. I don't know what I don't know what he said six fourteen years ago, whenever FUCK Canal came up but Paul First, he believes that he is the only person in a marriage, That realise the potential of raw, Winston enough. Let's just say for the sake of broken argument, he does its focus. Seven years later. Europe is like fucking

it only the anonymity he's got all these other cause that that that fella fuckin faces right. You know these light, but only does bring up. This Robinson can know shit, I'm getting sick of it. Poverty cause. I know somebody emailed you, this fuckin link our right. You know it. You, like Paul with your predictions, Like Jerome beds at the end of his fuckin career, where he have Fifteen Russia's for twenty two fuckin yards in the fourth quarter: just totally get and shut down, and then he burst off one for like a yard ten yards and then he would get up lump in his pocket. Just like you, as was bugging me about this when he called me up this- is how fuckin poverty is, and why should see him in a comedy club because, you have to see his sickness life? He called me up and certain other fuckin count.

Might it oh, Madame I'll, fuckin business hang out with dog, make sure the places spotless so my woman come som? She knows I can. I can take you fuckin leave you MA. You're fucking piece in cues lady. He calls me up and I'm gonna break his fucking balls about this. He called me up and he goes He's like I know, you're not gonna, give me credit for this, but this one might be me Greatest call of all he's talking about the rob, took nothing and the way he said this might be my greatest. Call about like he's. Looking back on this hall of Fame career as the dude, I called a guy. If I told you some of the shit that this fuckin guy throughout their yellow, do that castles, the real deal telling you

the chiefs of real bad, the pocket for real. Jeanne the jugs a wider man, all it does is wid. Who else I can inform you. Remember the branch Excellent projects, easy is afraid of the moment. The guy is afraid the fuckin moment, I assure you, I don't know shit about hoop when he took one Lebron James, took that last second fuckin shot a right against. Baltic Sea missed, it underwent its overtime. If we get what fucking game was five six or something like that, but was it was a fine now we want I came, I wanted game six us up now not gave sixty kick. The shit out of us gave five ethical. Was he took the fuckin shot, any missed it? Far as it goes no way Carmelo Anthony, MRS no fuck away- and I said don't that was a bit- mobile thing and wonder whether or not there was big for him to get over that hurdle and take that fuckin shot and then meanwhile, and finally, he had set, kill us three. Two fuckin wrap it up:

Then I call him up go and get that might have been considering? I know nothing of it tried to get the fuck away. I want all Utah Jazz Boston, felt escape and I fuck and said Conversely, I'm gonna do this fuck the NBA is fixed, be spoken guys at one. You could take somebody's head off then, college ship ten minutes later, evil a guy you gotta file, and then it goes back to taken there, heads off no biggie, and it's just like these guys are dictating the pace. The fuckin shaven points. I don't know, what's going on here later Fuckin mopped up ref, if I ever called Verde once about that shit thrown at this fuckin I know I'm MRS Robinson Canal, fuckin horseshit You think I don't know one person that ever thought Robert Robinson Canosa, I remember the Red Sox there when they do came up. I remember was going like Jesus fucking Christ because he went from shock, not block.

They want to fuck in Sarajevo. That was annoying enough because I was recently That's what we had one shit and I was just going to kill me Can it be somebody who sucks on this team trade, sorry on a final note, what right and then probably can now- and I was just so fuckin- discouraging what Robinson Canals was to me. It was discouraging psyches, fuckin assholes thing They got a guidance for composition and they traded guideline. They bring another guy up and he's the shit. That's how I remember the guy coming up. I don't ever member like no getting boot and everybody saying that he sought that's what verges trying to claim, and evidently he was the only guy. Not even the Yankee Scouts saw the scale of this. This is gonna fuckin drive. Him up the goddamn wall and but I'm just trying to help others podcast you're. Gonna me this is, like reverse. You like an unknown wrappers, make a mix tape and they trust somebody bigger than them, so they can move their way up. I'm actually helping him. I'm raining down mixed

under his podcast. Now listen overseas, podcast, listen to a fuckin trash me all right I think it is quite care- should be called the dude. I called it podcast. I love the guy, I'm just break in his balls. You fuckin hilarious and he is one of the best feature acts in the country right now. So, if he's opening for some, but not kid, he's either he's. So why can I copper My friends I just gave pocket. Do it he's a worker, Let's go. Let's plough through here. I just gave him window that's right. You can't compliment me and you can't get me credit whenever I fuck and picks up that I gave you credit Paul. When you said I got a feeling top right, he's, gonna get hurt. It blew out his pocket me that your best call this Robinson Canosa. Ok, you can stick that fuckin Oh, I don't know, do something with it gospel with it cause. I don't give a fuck, you not get credit

for you never will get credit fort or by them. Did you go see, I'm not talking to my one minute. Sorry, a mixed. I did I made a fuckin dinner for myself and it worked right. I can exist by myself. I rubbed one out today I mean it. I'm just a fuckin self, sustained unity, I'm ready for the goddamn apocalypse. My dog me too badly over there like a maniac. I was just talking about a line of I know is, as I judge I know what I was gonna talk about I went up to the year. The Oakland Acer story this weekend, you know cause I'm a giver call me up, they said a billion. Not we want to give us some root. Beer floats want to do this to raise awareness for Falcon child diabetes and you know, Did I laughed at everybody like everybody else? Go away, you fuck, you d, get you given people root, beer floats For diabetes, you'll see, the irony is that so I got an email, as each season fashion,

and media. Ask about the irony of the age root beer float days, supporting juvenile diabetes research, so. We are the facts, but when people ask about Basic eating too much. Sugar is not a cause or a factor of type one June. Mild diabetes, if there's any doctors, Listenin Lemming. Let me know if this is right. Type. One diabetes also called. When I ll diabetes or insulin depend, Diabetes is a disorder of the bodies, immune system in time one diabetes, the body does not produce. Does produce insolent insulin is a hormone that is needed to convert sugar instead. She is another, into energy needed for daily life site. We do not yet know exactly what causes type one diabetes, but they believe. That the Ottawa me that auto immune genetic and environmental factors are involved were pretty much covers. Every people with title

Diabetes must inject insulin several times every day or continually infuse insulin through a pump, too much sugar, is not a factor. Limiting sweets will help people with type one diabetes, keep their blood sugar under control, but with the advice of their doctor or nutritionists. We can't finish their meal plan, just as they would for people without diabetes. Other basically suggesting that they can have a cookie too and is not a problem provided it beneath the whole box like people who don't know diabetes, who do that sometimes evidently self they're saying that Africa- Europe has a sound one. We or something- and there are times when when sweets are a must. If the blood sugar level drops to low sweets or juice or soda can be the surest to raise it and prevent the onset of hypo glass Samia, which everyone my guess: is low blood sugar, strict adherence to a specific died and exercise plan multiple insulin injections each day based on careful, monitoring of bloodshed levels. A person

type one diabetes- can have some control over his blood sugar levels, So that's what they say will let me This is the amount of sugar that is in a fuckin root beer float. Does anybody need that throughout the course of the day? As I know, you know something who are diabetes will carry around a little contain of like cake, frosty ammunition, She goes, gets too low like dangerously low there take it out like a little snifter enough, though just take little frosty grabbed a nose. Let's fact you gotTa Wikipedia answering or wiki answers die. Look that went up I'll fuck you I can tell you this is: I did a Vulcan incredible job on pet mice, for the bat like poverty dude, It might have been the greatest root beer float ever produced, ion

I got it down with science sites. I got it out of pocket site. This is how you do it. This is how you do it. Is ours fuck it up. I was put me screaming first and then I pour the rope IRAN and it would just start following up like I was some sort of a mad scientist. I'm not lead in over to say hello to nuclear, just lean and all because my backwards right now I beat it. Is it where that I like dog breath. You know that bad dog breath it just in general. It doesnt, don't fuckin know why I think my dog up later every once in a while, I just grab by both ears and a yell interface. I fuckin love you adopt weird, like. I can't believe how much I love that fucking.

And I have problems with that emotion, so I dont how to handle it. So I have two fuckin grabber and have a look at me like what the fuck are you doing in there I just yellow fuckin love. You write your face. I told you that I don't give a shit. I got a fucking out to fill here. So anyway is rightly so the Ruby afloat, what you wanna do people is. You want to fill your mug above forty percent with Ruby. Or orange soda like a lot of people, do economic like a cream sickle out of forty percent. They dignan Glauber fuck an ice cream and slander fucker in their ok. You try to let it slide down the side of the glass you tilted, like you learned, by attended school right, you know. Two splash because then you gonna bet foam fuckin problem. Again you lent slide is this is make this? What I did people fuckin gathering at my fuckin too? who is me as other radio do up their name Ikey, who was looked like a fuckin j.

Through bottle- I don't know why his name was Ikey. I forgot to ask, but all the chicks, fuckin loved him and they were looking at me like the balding redhead, that I am of course like most All the people on trying harder, like that short guy out on the court's guy, just fuckin dick on your leg, play in defence and some bullshit pick up game right, one of those guys etc. Making these root beer floats I'll, fucking kill. It sounds re were. So I fucking I got it out, so I would like things slide in Sweden, like a ship being set up. Fuck, it see you do that, Should a little slighted than a ramp: now they don't, they filled the whole fuckin thing with war. What the hell images that I don't fuck enough, whatever like a fuckin pontoon boldness of snow storm. I don't. I don't have an image for whatever let the fuckin like quits,

it down into the jaws of that dark in the end of jaws, except he's, not kicking and screaming he's enjoyed. You know like like he wants it to happen now, whatever sites like the fuck and ice cream. Now, is only a little bit of form and then what you do is you put a little more ice cream in and then you top off a little bit Arup here. Ok, maybe take a napkin, right. You put it on the outside, you handed to handle fuckin forest. That's what I was doing. That's away, went down casual wondered and then I, what did I do? Ah fuck I went out die went to an italian restaurant and absurd sitting there. Ordering is really They are telling restaurant in San Francisco and I swear to God. I looked over two tables over and it was Fuckin Joe Montana. Oh Montana, almost fuckin. I almost started shriek and like a girl,

Montana is the Michael Jordan of a of quarterbacks. He just as he's the best I ever fuck it there's nobody narrow fuck. All these guys. Fantasy football stats guys, I don't give a shit joke to the players when he got to the play off your one joint foreign. All in fact, Superbowl the classic story there down again, The bangles he sit narrowing the huddle during that be time out- riding decided John Kennedy in the crowd right, just totally fucked, you know whatever he's gonna go throw a ball around when another fuck insuperable right, fuckin believable serves to freak. It up. Action A body might ask me, goes, do, did you go up? Two of you asked for a picture as I do your fucking mind spoken Joe Montana. For while I wouldn't interrupts screech if he was eating and asking for a goddamn follows Could Germantown Joe Falcon

tat. I don't. I would ask if I fuckin, I would ask your Montana for a photo would interrupt him for Moreover, I just save them from fucking drowning. I would ask him I would impose I wouldn't spoken Germantown there is. There is the is most legendary, fucking athlete I've ever seen these up there with I want time I was in Vegas oh George walk through the casino like late late late at night, with like three security guards flank at him, wearing one of those NBA on the greatest basketball players. Time suits: look like a million bucks. You there that fact who peering out like a goddamn? I don't off like a fuckin horseshoe. Just me out of diamonds hanging out of his ear. Was it just everybody stop? Even today, or a gamblers. Everybody just stopped as you fuckin walked, by whose right up there with that.

And I saw Doktor J the espies last year. Those my big three because of the three biggest guys ever saw spoken unreal Joe Montana. I just kept looking over. I set it to my waiter when he came over. I was just like that. Fuckin german and he was all geek it I'll get is as a fucking, Joe Montana sit. I said the upward like fifty Fifty you notice about your Montana fight, cipher, being the shit when retired he just kind of disappeared even gonna. Yes, Viana do any that shit for the first time in years is finally going to national commercials. Dad you know hey, there was little these new fuckin sneakers gotta help your old feet, whatever, whatever the fuck they are set the worst. Impression of a commercial ever Haiti The fact is that Haiti look at ease snickers, whatever. So. I think that adds to his mistake. He kind of left like Johnny, Carson

Johnny, Carson, signed off. That was it. He did one Letterman. I think that was it either one Letterman thing, and then that was it called into tonight, show one time I think when they were doing celebrity in a sack or some shit like that are made. That I do remember there, but he just left with clash. Germantown did the same thing. You know he's not out. There was some NBC peak out right. Just you know, I will join you. Gotta do is not doing that. Joe doesn't need to sit there and analyze. He knows what's gonna happen, he's Fucking Job Montana debt. It I'm done with you guys. Guy was stolen, phenomenal shape. You know. I was the shit. It was the fuckin shit, so that was my weak. I gave out Rupert floats. The plan is Jesus Christ, man? If you want to go to a throwback, fuckin stadium, you gotta go to the Oakland Stadium.

And you know what you're gonna realise, how truly fat this country has got and I'm not talking about their fans. I'm talking about how small the corridor is. When you walk out to get food. And just a weather used to build, the stadiums were used, the stadiums you know. Nowadays you can order a fuckin hot, get away. You're Robin One out taken appears still watching the goddamn game. You stole the grab ITALY's like sidelines everywhere. This thing man, you just walk in your ear, you're like a bunker, you have. No, I what's goin on this like a kitchen tv thirty yards away like like hanging from the ceiling right that Fuckin Kenneth. But donated to it, it's basically what happened at dawn. That's what I always realise when I go to the old stadiums is how truly fat this country has got veto I guess they were. There was smaller back then one day. They were shorter,

a bunch, a little people just waddling to what a fuckin with silence, be that I I don't know like claustrophobic walk through of just like this needs to be at least like another like fuckin ten feet, wider. It's like the wedding, whether the open Colosseum, whatever the fuck, they call it. That is the antithesis to Yankee Stadium. We got it generally, better, the New Yankee Stadium. It's weird: it's like Breton king and growing up gaudy. All at the same time, sometimes You you walk around a corner. You see something as economic. It takes her back the like nineteen, twenty nine. You think real The garriga come walkin around you, gonna hear their fleets. Then looking left and then there's some guy behind glass, cutting stakes like really fuckin stupid That's what we're happens when I wouldn't, whenever I got a new Yankee Stadium, I e the think about Lou Gehrig.

And the old school Yankees, or I think of that so hot commercial with that fuckin white trash whore was eating the pastor going out and she did, but she did know that it was pizza, hotter, dominoes or whatever, and they will I what think about issues like all my god. It's so decade it Peter had pastor decadent, We are speaking of corporate entities it's time for a fuckin commercial. Here we go commercial aright, there's only two. This week, everybody. He doesn't count actually said. You know commercials only thirty seconds long on tv, when did you get onto others, interfere containing as these are I don't They are sir and then we thirty one about those infomercials made. Do a little many infomercial ever think about that Did you too fast for through it you're fuckin, moron, aright

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talk to that robot bitch it all I cut out of my life? You know that fuckin John Malkovich, Just giggling, like a little goddamn schoolgirl traveller, just out of gray forgotten with noise, the hell out of me. All right upcoming, shows. I want to be in the an empire, Ontario cow. For June twenty nine thirtieth and July first, Cleveland Ohio own Jason LAW had Kevin shake Kevin, she's gonna be they're going to have to be Born casino joy fourteenth and the Newport Yachting Festival Centre, whatever the fuck it his joy, fifteenth and I'll, be Carolines in New York City from a twenty sixth through the twenty, ninth and I'll be made be line. So the european anthem. Program to to defend my honour.

After Joad Rosa mercilessly evidently trash me last Friday on the show. Ok now I know that I should get mad at him. This isn't Joe. This is his addiction right, the sensation, here- you're a nice run it always album sales started fallen off, he got eager, he got the sickness riding his exhausted, he went away and now he's coming back and he's lashing out at the people that help them out Business. Ok, fuckin Joad arose taken sways at me. Well, I'm still sleeping taken Falcon part shots at me, while I'm fucking, trying to get my goddamn beauty sleep. You know it. That's exactly what you would expect from a shoulder with half egyptian falcons. A bit like Joe De Rossa, that motherfucker he's got a goddamn mother fucker.

Alright, let's get what the question here obsessed friend or as I read it, the first time, o beast friend of such friend, a bill first and foremost like you progress. Thank you. I wanted to get your opinion on something. One of my mail friends, do you have female friends, I don't don't get how that works. We're gonna get out networks. I had such a funny conversation. Jesus was I going this conversation with this guy. What time and we were talking guys like women you have guys friends straight guy friends,. We will say that we'd like like near to have guy friends at all and alike, and like these guys, fuckin hang around in this guy, summed it up perfectly. He goes to types of guys hang out our friends with what gig eyes and guys trying to fuck that woman and ever exist.

He put it a little more colorful in that are, but that's exactly how I feel. You know! I don't have. Any female French. I have a few, but it's like they fight seem comedy clubs. That's it! We don't fuckin, hang out, don't you know, like all our village I'll come by picking let's go to the movies about doing, with the I'm trying to fuck you, no. When we talk about realities, tvs or whatever, can it be more condescending? The females where the fuck are you guys talk about. Anyways, sometimes guys have female friends, so they can fuck their friends. I don't I've. I've never been able to do that. I just like John this, as you know why I'm here all right, I'm not here Fuckin borrow a bracelet.

Do you know those guys other guys The most God, damn ass other than just those fuckin type, a fuckin we'll just they just got that thing that makes girls. Follow over themselves about talking about those guys. You just see no with thirteen, they get twenty eight year old haughty, I'm not talking about those fuckin guy pseudo grow, fucker, Stash already you know those guys like banks, teacher and shit. It's like no big deal toward When I talk about them are just talking like regular fuckin, do who had to figure out a way to to do to get some. Those fuckin do was straight and they do that androgynous thing when they start bottle Chicks, closer chicks, like their lids fuckin over Dover it already got a little Stephen Tyler and you take it up. Anyways. What am I going to stay here?

there. You are like scarves and for your successor ice edge addressing I'll do something about all. I can't I love that. What is then is that maize, what's maize is made What porn is made out of dry? I was trying to think what does that light blue shit that they have a new Mexico teal? Well, what the fuck do you call it aztec? arapahoe. Sorry, we now Did you hear the casino? What the fuck is that she called God dammit who gives a shit. White guy pretend to be a cowboy. What the fuck is that turning you have a ranch. Anyways weather what was I wanted, my mail friends who have been friends with for a long time. It is a check right net who knows, met this girl About a year ago- and she has since become good friends with my entire group of friends, this friend this friend become obsessed. Ok, the first pursued forget about now.

That's what I'm gonna others. That's all redness as big. Your friend is becoming thus with this girl and makes it unintentionally, obvious to the world that you do anything to be with her. He makes every part. Will attempt. He can't be around her to do stuff for her and even helps her pay your bills. Well, I can tell you one thing: this dude is never fuckin this girl. What kind of fuckin approaches that you know. That's like given away merchandise and then, when oh, by the way that was fifty bucks touring the car driving away- or I would you gotta do is hold that do. You know like people this site. This is how you back a girl like this do you know you have a watch, your hockey fight. They don't stand is to face any more. What they do is they stand sideways Grab Jersey, they caught the Falcon hand back rightness, standard sideways, you don't got their close shoulders like, I can't really get you with anything. You do it right and then, if he goes, throw the fuckin overhand right

we're out of his rage. Was he's fucking, really tough, What do you generally speak? That's how you do it with this girl, can you get your hand on a fuckin shoulder and then We think she wants, you hold it away from her, so she can't get it and it's in between what she wants. What's in between an issue when you dick, ok, that's that's all you gotta. Do it s called the car seller. I hope that makes sense. Anyways Nl the way these painter fuckin bills, the in part is he will be straight up with any of US friends and say we truly wants to be with her. He will only say she's hot. Yeah I can t whose bang in this girl the guy who's, not doing all that shit. Anyway? She is aware about how he feels in an attempt to steer him away. She says stuff like you're, like my brother, I'll do anything to make him think that he's evens.

The slightest has the slightest chance of anything of this kind thought that fact that all right. Oh, but shall accept him, pay their bills. She's using the guy that this guy's, a jackass disguise jackass, ok, He is setting himself up to be fuckin used. Ok, Oh you're, like a boy friend, that's what she does Amelia like a brother. She say that, right after he pays a flock of bills,. I bet she doesn't say that before you now. I don't know why. I think that this is. This is obviously his fault, these putting himself in this situation, but she's kind of a douche or rather for use in unlike tat, I dive that really fuck. It annoys me. That that really says something about this other personally, I would never fucking do that to somebody leave somebody on like there. Why would you do that for you I cannot let alone a little way or whatever

Taking advantage of this stupid, fuckin puppy love that they have for you, you know. If somebody comes up to you and there really into you and you're not into them, you know it's kind of your job to stay the fuck away from up. So they forget about that. That's the gentlemen thing to do. You know if they give you a gift, you just take it. You go see that you're fucking throat across the parking lot right, just get it off with ripped the bed. You just be mean to have me, get the fuck away from me, I believe can be. I still keep hanging around him fuckin. Let them You bill, I guess you guys have the same group of friends, but you know she's just be like look. Stop pay my pocket bills, whose some point I feel like it is fear even feel like you can fuck me and that ain't happening right to get that that's stupid. Fuck. It look off your face in an accident. I don't like you fuck off. Ok,

See at the reunion she sometimes even cracks jokes, when he's not around about his, never ending attempts to winter over his girls, a fuckin. Can't it's going to be point where its pitiful and I want to tell him to stop being such a pussy and realize it isn't going to happen and move on. At the same time. He's a good friend and I want to be respectful. And I get it she's a cool check and she's hot and he's trying to get it. Get it in. What what would you I commend sit back and continue watching the desperation of be straight up and try and talk some sense into one. This is always a hard fuckin thing because you could be like you know. Car she's using year, whatever they ain't gonna happen in the end up together and then you're the deuce and you get froze out. But I think in this case he doesn't have a prayer he's just He's not even a man towards this point he's just showing that he's dumb

that can be used, and that is not good are not nearly make as much an hour as he should because he's a jackass that's that's what he showing her so yeah. She just as you know at the very least, critique the guy's approach, because look you wanna fuck, this girl, just you know. Just ignore don't acknowledged, ok, what's goin out just be fuck itself like talk to other people, you! Don't go here on some other fuckin hot girl in front of us. Some shit like that I've said the shit before that's what you do. You don't go out, sat Workin out Then I'll take care of yourself get a little fucking spray. Can you step and also what the fuck are you doing? All the studies are paying attention to me. That's going to happened or, oh, my god,. Am I not hot anymore that that fear? They have that a fear that all fuckin, hot chicks have the day, then How can it be hot anymore? You know stayed out there too long. You know you gotta tell

But that ship, but then you you're, playing a fucking game. You know this does douche bag. He sees in fact loves what an asshole. Europe. What are you to say to one? I just feel like do. How are you gonna, fuckin, chases chick? Why you're paying you As you said yourself up like a fuckin sap. Do you wanna bet this girl stop treat me like she's fuckin. Mother Teresa has disgusting that IRAN went to love Trina like she's Falcon Mary. The Virgin fuckin marry you as a kid Gimme a break right. I'm gonna fuckin give her shit. If I ever saw If, however, came walking down the street, my sandals, my roll back in the days of the virgin, there really. How did it happen? How did it happen. How does it had a really just woke up when you were pregnant? congratulations marry you got rue feet are right. Take a shower go down

It is self fuckin swab, let's figure out who did while was regroup. That one! You know that that is it my fault that some fuckin shit, that's that's cause. He does this goddamn question right. What we. Do it if you want to tell him just fuckin tell em That, too, is a friend. I can't sit here watching you keep running up, trying to kick the foot I want you to take it away. Ok, she doesn't fuckin respect you. Say that don't say anything of the girl circles and he's going to say to her and then she's gonna give you that fuckin. You know that The girls do in a mad when they make their eyes, like really small. Sometimes they have their mouth. Hang it open with idea that you know We want to deal with that there are even give you advice. I remember I should I kick my girl, dad's ass. He built

we giving advice to a guy about whether or not he should kick his neighbors ass. Well, I'm in a similar situation only involves my girlfriends father, two years old, and I am afraid lieutenant in the U S, army and I live in Colorado, Jesus up there in Greeley, if Fort whatever, with the bad smell day, stop slaughtering cows, we can't breathe or they steer. I've been with me, girl for a little under a year now and her father has not been approved, up until now, her parents streaming religious. So now don't play his part gas, especially at last. And they are always trying to get me in my girl to go to mass with them. When I first met her, First met her dad. He seemed like a good shit, a good shit. This guy's he's coasts seemed like a good shit kid. We are both gun nuts, so the entire time I was around him. We talked about guns, no conflict with all the second time Assam. I was in my yeah, my uniform and why we are talking about.

Whatever name shit. We were talking about he slipped into the conversation. You know just because you're in the army Just because you are in the army does not scare me at all. While the other is weird just cause you in there, Me that doesn't scare me in all areas Eyebrow at this by let it slide. I hope you file that debate your head, that's a weird one. This is about, months ago, fast forward. But two days ago, currently moving out of the military housing in Fort Carson here in Colorado, spring and unfair sing to move up to Denver people buying the house from were still moving out, so I had to stay at a friendship And my girl was staying at a parents house, one night we went out to dinner stayed out till around eleven. And made out after we ate ok people. This is what I'm talkin about. Where I dont need every fucking detail. Let's just get to them,

yeah, I made no effort to fuck this girl. Because in our parents will start foaming at the mouth. If I do. But looks like I dont have to. She fell asleep My car, on the way back I had to carriers. I was doing so well reading. Wasn't I she felt the car on the way back, so I had to carry her to her inside. Ok, inside the house is. Are we trying to say when her mom opened a door. She looked extremely nervous and my dick girls dad was sitting in a chair just staring at me as a walk in and took the guy did a guest from do. Why? Don't you just fuckin wake up when I went back, downstairs. Her dad was waiting for me at the door before I could leave. He put he put his in front of me and said I want to work. With you outside this is we're good. Whenever says, I want a word with you outside My vote went outside here right asked me: did you fuck my daughter? I told them:

Oh buddy replied you're a goddamn, liar No one stays out that long without fucking. Oh my god,. Was he wears a wife meter with his old man just saying in a little bit? I reassured him. I did not fuck his daughter and before I left he looked at me the eyes with his nose about touching, lies and said. If I find out you have sex with my daughter, you don't want to know. What's gonna happen, you I blankly stare for about ten seconds and walked away to my truck and drove away. I'm not Dead with my girl and I'm getting calls every day from her dad asking what we're doing and what our plans for the day are yesterday, he could up and asked the same old, stupid ass question. Am I told him we were playing to go out and see a movie, yes He came over to my house. Without his wife, since I am the door. He told me to step outside any Let me once again, if I fucked his daughter,

was identical? Conversation identical conversation sued? but this time I noticed he had aside Armada through this this is the greatest has gone beyond my yeah. My abilities hereby when he's wearing a jack. What the shoulder hosted by you so fucking fat that a pistol insanely contrast, with his round yoga ball body for you again said he told me that. I don't want you to know what will happen if I fuck is dollar bill. I need your vice. What should I do about this prick? I'm pretty sure that this guy is no idea that I It's a ranger school and I the train to shovel knife and another man's neck with not apply right? All right, all right do what the fuck. This is what you need what you need to do! This is beyond me. Ok, This sounds like the beginning of one of those murders. These Marta things.

I think you are- I don't know, I don't know what the fuck do here. Don't listen! My adviser cause, I'm gonna get sued this one's too deep. You dont need Take this guy's ass, you Did you waiting? I tat. I think he almost need to go to the cops. This is kind of a licence to carry why the fuck is he sit there with the pistol keeps avenues open ended they do. This is this guy's fucking nuts, where this guy sounds like he's crazy, I don't know. It is easy for me to say, because I don't have any feelings in this thing I would fuckin say you know what You need to go back to move back Would you parents and you need to live with them. When you dad can accept the fact that german adult in you gonna do what you want to do. Give me a call. But until then I dont need some guy come up to me, making veiled threats what the fuck inside Europe right gonna get shot in the fuckin head and us

think dude? I know you're a ranger and that's the thing but think about a gun. Is that makes everybody tough, ok, you can fuckin kill brutally with So I owe you Definitely do not want to go. You know Steven Seagal on the shit like I don't know this sounds to me like. I would get out of that relationship. Tell her to go home and just say: listen, your dad is not ready for you to be in doubt relationship and I'm not ready to die. Get shot at what the fuck is. He has planned. I'm gonna stay here s. The Euro enjoy my life without fat Men coming up to me, ask me what the fuck I'm doing with the women in my life: good luck and blessed in its onto Chicago. Let's, when there that's what the fuck I would do but, like I said I don't don't listen to me on that one I that is beyond the do, that so that's! That's all! That's whole other level, shit here yet,

Guys don't semi and shit like that. That's that's! Creepy man! That's yeah! That's! Ok, let's move on a break advice. Alright, let's try to break attention here. I'm twenty seven just broke up. For two years. We took a break for about three months last summer, got back together in September. We're going together over sets three that it. Yet I was too busy thinking in the other. On twenty seven just broke up my girlfriend two years we took a break for about three months last summer, get back together in September and bent Ben together. Ever since I mean I guess that this you'll find out, she fucks somebody in those three months we ve been arguing alot of the past two months or so but it's all about bullshit, nothing, serious, just little nagging things they get us all worked up and then it turns into a much bigger fight. But how we don't see the same. We don't the same way on priorities in key relationship points yeah, you guys. You broke up. You get lonely, you got back together. This happens. This is like

the break up the tsunami, and then this is the aftershock and finally, for the second wave one fight a couple. To go actually was because she thought she left the stove I said now: it's and she says: well, you don't. For sure, and then it asked from there That should only happens on bad sitcoms now with done anything bad like sheep or be abusive as far as you know, towards each other. At all and when things are good were totally in love. We have all the same interest and enjoy doing things together tremendously. Unfortunately, it's only around sixty percent of the time you're the forty percent were kind of on edge with each other. So ended up breaking up with me about two weeks ago after a stupid, drunk fight when we got home for the here too. I am her words were, would just not working No sense, then she's been comment. Slash liking, my picks and status on social networks, and I m me when we

work. He has done. Is she just she's not ready to just Goethe walk through? pain by herself. So she keeps don't like this. She goes. I even got Frank late last night phone call, then hang up the other night. Now you did that She was, she was the one, break it off to she claims sheep. She. It's me like crazy, but she just doesn't know what to do. I said we they cut the bullshit move forward or stop talking completely. She has replied to me since that lasting I said earlier Love is shaken, imagined, imagining spending a very long time together at this point, Mama's positive. She feels the same way as well, but should stop pussy and just move along, I'm not sure, If these things can be worked out and we both adjust our attitudes or if there really is a more serious problem in the big picture relationship, any feedback went up.

Do you know what you just take three months, vs fuck itself, three three six months just get away from it. Don't talk to her. Six, eight months, if you still Falcon, I don't know, I don't know why you as you now for like two years, it's gonna, take like it's gonna. Take six eight month, the kind I get off it sucks If you feel love somebody, it's gonna take that long, just a kind of get it go again, bud. Look if you gonna marry this chick some. You know when go out. Bang a bunch broad's now before you back together and it's gonna be her carcass. She fuck I broke up with you We have the same advice, just struck and focus on yourself. You know get rate shape, go I'll, go shut up? Some fuckin girls, you think, are out of your league, Who knows you might need a better one? Who knows who the fuck knows? But at this point she's did. I wish I were. I would definitely you just gonna kick when you break With somebody you gotta get away from a boy you're, just gonna keep partner each other.

Do you know I dont advice: advise Goin out, get plaster need a bunch of shit food and becoming a fucking depressed, tubby shit. You, don't jerk off with kick. You know caves, containers around it, don't do that go the other way. I go the other way. I do Scott, you some shit. You could do when you a fucking whether you don't worry, we'll take a road trip. Go go too far baseball stating you wanted, go to go to some fun dumb shit, whatever the fuck, you wanna do, learn how to write a motorcycle, some fucking cool guy. She had discovered the fucking time. Do something go? Don't ask I gave you know, to Vegas. Go to that fuckin whore ranch wherever fuck you wanna do go. Do some shit like that, and then you know if you still give a fuck about her, and you know by the time the next election. That item. I don't want to tell you that debt that figure it

from there. But at this point I would stay away from me. Jealousy stop her in each other. I convincing my girlfriend to get a dog artisan shown a billion. Some I believe, and my girlfriend for about a month plus now seriously the greatest relation. I've ever been it really in a month. Yeah you can every day. Why would it be ass? It would seem. Just took all the joy out about maybe find the one? I don't know in order this relationship to the next level, I would really like us to get a great dane. I'm sorry! I just have to take a look at you blow. It's got you you just moved in for a month and they want to be a great date. Is not great. You fucking, like rabbits, and I want to live with a little horse. I would really like us to get a great deal from all great, Dane owners, I hear they are the laziest dogs. They dont require a tunnel work in comparison to tear terrorist, for example, do but they take up the whole apartment.

Alright, they take a shit, the size of that fucking age salami. They have hanging in those fucking italian restaurants, you don't you gotta pick it up with a fuckin hefty bag. I don't teaches us memories. Why neither approvals because shall have to participate in the working in the work of taking care of the dog? Most of my work involves me being gone for twelve to fourteen hours a day due to you. Why do you mind, while her job was ninety five. How do you suggest Convinced this woman to agree to get a dog dude, don't get a doctor. That's not fair to the dog. Ok, you basically never there and she works nine five year, you're you're, not a place right now to get a dub dogs need attention, pack animals. Lay in around with you all right. It's hard enough from Free to leave for an eight hour day, that's not fair to the dog man. It's great, that your dog lover, but it also out of his coffee relationship. You just moved in you just figure it out

does what you have been a good and then you go to add this fuckin thing. That's gonna, come in part, you be applied. Needs can be shit all over the place. You know we're gonna kill you, you Toby, I think it's bad moved. It needs to get a dog to grace. Fuckin thing I ever did I love haven't a dog, but I waited till I had it. Gradual. You know and I was with the right person and all I type a shit, and I didn't figured out a month, So why do I think that that might be thrown a giant fuckin wrench? in this situation. But let me know I works out. Aren't overrated underrated under aid, Have you guys want to send the already operate, as this is something else that you also said that that that email address there are yeah. I gave you earlier underrated, taking a punch from your girlfriend's exe. I was out at a bar, my lady and some of my lady and some other friends. I come back from a bar to see this guy yelling at our friends, were mosey on over and make sure nothing's going down. While I'm lookin

the tigers. Game on tv takes a swing at me and I took it. The champ the end of the story. Do you gonna write me back. I gotta know what happened over Aided bouncers, oh here we go. They grabbed both of us For I could get a swinging, but our work taking his punch, got my girl to do anything. I wanted that night and it made me look go bad as when the punch didn't Phase me it's hilarious, see that see what happens happens when you get jealous over a woman, you go over you, somebody in the face. It doesn't even heard his bank, that chicken, the ass. So there is a lesson right that there's one to grow on underrated cleaning, your car clean, shut up, there's nothing worse. They get it off. Friends, car and haven't you haven't a place, your feet between two months of water, two months old of water, balls and coffee cups? absolutely. I recently heard a girl on irish affairs. Podcast

You guys get check that out by the way this another one of my favorites are you spell a hour? I shall fear ass each a if I r I guess it is the girls. Take that as a sign of how clean your bedroom is, I think it's true one of my bodies car, look at it looks like a recycling centre and his bedroom. Like it hosted a motley crew after party, except that's not That's not cool and there was no court. There was no party, Absolutely I fucking can't stay woman, what the messy you know you I gotta have a cat on sky. I can't hear all over you. You know when you see what they ate for the last six weeks and weeks disgusting, all right, I think. Would girls have like fuckin half their wardrobe? It's just gets disgusting. You don't mean that I imagine like a guy's filthy. There's gotta be even fuckin. Worse and I

that's even more return after woman, just as the way was set up physically. You know so I'm a guy goes disgusting. I want a beggar. They got you gonna go disgusting. He's gonna enter my body. Our own drinking coffee to stay awake yeah, you might wake up a bit, but function like an asshole in your breath, smells like an ashtray eat an apple for a run that's how you wake up Jesus Christ, s pretty healthy or Youtube video of the week She just watch the first ten minutes of this. This is fucking awesome if you guys want to watch a great documentary documentary about bouncers. This on the the import gas page, you can click on it, It's actually just called bouncer documentary part one and

you get to see these guys tell their stories. You know some smart summer meet heads. I think they have a nice balance. Some guys don't want to get your fight, some guys, like one guy like I do. Sometimes I just want some say some just gimme excuses like fuckin squeeze in his face together, sweating and shut the great one. Alright that support for this week, thank you felicity? Once again, let me give out that email again Jesse because I haven't given another long fuckin time all right the it once again. If you would like to echo the park has said you're over eight hundred, nor that bullshit and asked me vice

if you want to do it's bill at the M M, podcast dot com. I write that set up. You guys have a great weekend. Look at me get the pockets up on time.