hey what's goin on its bill burn it's time for that thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast in just checking in on you oh i fuckin we figured out my new a limb l s one hundred and down to be an age cause i'm gonna be interviewing mombi doing a couple episodes of on it what with jonah rosa which is now going to be up on youtube is where we're gonna be prompt you to channel and and i'm also be interviewing just in long which it will be the monday morning park yes who does care the voice of cabin murphy on just for family one of my favorite people met in this business so be talking to him so i had to figure out a way to make this whole thing work here you know

i finally had to stop just talking into the mike so i apologize for the fucking poor quality de i apologize anybody was triggered or offended by the poor audio and what of the dvd dvd passport cashman i can hear myself i got my headphones n i get the fuck it might i got it stereo and i'll even need a fuckin max anymore i am so fuckin abbe i really am so we waste the mustachioed freckled fuck is back lesson last night i want our little date night with my lovely beautiful gorgeous awesome wife and we got a little luck we get some food right before we went out to go see burn this with adam driver carry russell david fur and branded a ran awaits opposite last name right right blown away by

acting in an and arrow i get that in a minute so we go out to go we go to go to the dinner before the shop gets where'd you your broadway show you have to eat midtown first gotta make reservations because oh my god you're about six o clock all the fucking animals come in from the bridges in the tunnels too we went to some place you know serve like those you know since that you should be eating rather than american portions where were you showed me all is this ferry food for i want to hold work and pigs had my goddamn plight what some taters onto sat grain shit that i gave me couple too pops alcohol and i'm enumerated go see broadway like tat

this i think is what is called honour what is it like a fuckin wine bar those bunch of gay duties in their senior the food was gonna be good right so we ve broken in there and we have this great food we and we have a great time and everything and we walk over to the theatre are we going to see this sum when an opponent enough funds we sit in a bar ok guys and i got this fuckin giant mustache nea called she called me ready mercury and she immediately italy you spinner wine out after she said it and she goes may show you say that on the pod cares because i want to see the immense photoshop do a picture of you as freddy mercury the big dumb red mustache

i was like fair enough fair enough so we end up working over the theater was really awesome it's fun to actually to go out to a theater and not be the one that has to do a fucking show like oh yeah i forgot this is fun see if theatre oh my god she's getting my stupid to say that i driver is a toward a force it it is in an understatement everybody in the play was just i really enjoyed the whole thing and adam dry was a guy was familiar with and i'd seen of do other things so actually watching him be sky and watching do a different walk watching him to have an accent mannerisms in all other everything was different from the last thing that i saw him do and ladies and gentlemen that is acting a right that is acting ok

the summary fuck and people can meetings in general that i talk to they got dude anybody can fuck enact anybody can fuck it dick indicative anybody can go on screen and just basically say this shit and talk that way you already talk make it sound believable you can do that then base level that would be the stand up equivalent to being at work and telling us a joke at a fuckin water butler but then to change the way you walk the way you talk mannerisms the whole thing and it becomes somebody else that is acting i think you know they always have like these fucking people that don't act and then they're going to move and they do a great job but they're always out there playing themselves may like when the chicken was married to fucking kurt cobain you fucking out of control drugs devereuxs i got my god she was amazing owes its it that's what she's doing every day she cried

rather the floor looking for that fucking crack rock i made yet she knows what she she doesn't she does not acting anyway so look at my acting work anyway so we ended up having a great time and young out a little bit afterwards got in late pay for this morning when a little buber woke up who by the way went party for the first time which was amazing all in all of those little accomplishments are like amazing india so proud of him and then euros so sad because with each thing that they can achieve and now do on their own there less can did to you you know i believe it or not like changing their diapers stuff you get a lot of good you know back and forth tat you know cause

such balls of energy they run around when you change their diaper actually gets lay down for a second and they start i can hear you can crack some jokes stuff it's actually the funds i was is proud as i was ga market have the little moment anymore the portuguese almost faster than may be in a friggin old dad but we were been exploring all the new york city parks out here and fund other new one that we want and i was crazy right as we were going to get on the big jungle jim complex things that they have now is the kids are out of school all these big kids just like fucking descended and they just take over they don't give a fuck and you know i don't know it's like you you're just you and your little kid would just going to have this great time and all the sudden is behemoth show second walmart comes to town and puts all the mom

up stores out of business but like the fuckin kid version of it and my kids big she's tall right so but she still a little sometimes the big kids don't realize that when a big kid saw that use the word diapers and she's gonna get kids such young you not a baby you know baby you're not a baby i swear to god like i have two you know i just have really i i'm not good no situations i need to learn adult coping mechanisms because all i want to say is like now she said she is still a baby she's a toddler his tall you fuckin little shit sapien in her face europe but like i do see like you can't do it so i just talked to my kid we are my dance commander slight you now she goes down the sly back a little kid no one is a big fucker stats come right down a guy yankee or out of the way like the end of an era action movie and my first

hey is always i've always i hang a hay and i tried comment that you get away to turn them they just look at me and global foxes big asshole yelling at me to combat yelena yet you almost fuckin slammed in my kid around the caspian sea much more than i did then you just sort of break off and then what happens is than that others go to where the fuck this was to be at but i don't like enjoys the slight what can i tell you but it's been a young then a good week actually have no we got here somewhere to take it to another park i'm trying to get all the quality you know dad kiddo timing and down to all this shit it's hard to put into fuckin words hard to put into words for the first time in your life like feeling needed and i mean like in us fish way like good

i feel good cause i feel needed i feel more like that fear of like this fuckin kid like needs me has this need and on the solution jesus christ a factor i live up to this so i think that's why i start over reacting some some kids it was ass yet one ship but i just like you back to when i was a kid is in it i guess i can't even say the shit anymore because itself but a politically correct time you know at some point there's a way that you as a kid you gonna handle a situation like that so that kid moves on to some other kid for some reason has been they got that thing i saying this cables like that but they got this whole fuckin thing now whether they think they feel like they can sit down and talk to bullies and then bullies is it to stop being bullied and just like there are

kids are just fuckin assholes and your kid needs to learn how to handle that across the bridge and you know it secret to the solution is let's get off debts i had i think the best pizza i've ever had in my life and i'm gonna have to go back to frank pepys to see if the this is true but i finally get out to the far pizza in brooklyn agenda i got a regular slice and what what to call sicilian slice four hours from but i gotta go my slice other people do down here i got one of each with a fuckin root beer and it was i don't know what they do with their pizza there was something in the dough that just added to the perfect combination of sauce cheese and

whenever i go to a place i always make sure i was just get the plane can beat you can hide behind toppings everything down it was funny people on the movie at mention you know that i go there because i did a little run making fun of new york pizza not saying it was bad but you're saying how much of it is bad because everybody's living off the reputation of it so they get defensive and they told me to go up and it was weird right is it so many go out there i saw dave port annoy l pres bars sports did a review of it and you know it's very hard to get into the aids that guy and he gave it a nine for and was eaten it and just kept going well well that's that's a good slice while you just kept saying that as our it so i know that that's a fuckin ten but he's like that rex read of it's a review never ex reading the gong show where he was i to mean to give a ten

scan the vibe i get from no one's ever gotten a tent that would be the sadness said if you give somebody a ten the quest is over and you stop eating pizza i don't know why but all i know is when dave portnoy give something a nine four i'm fucking going to it so i went and it was it was amazing go down there during the week too when i set up a bunch of long lines or any of that shit you know just jump on the jumped on the train from the upper west side amateur we like maybe a half hour totally fuckin worth it and to be definitely going back there again wait though so doing this friggin thing here so i guess i gotta i got us i guess space it out look who's here namely a career i told them you joke what did you call me with my mustache

what was your reference africa he's a rock star oh ready mercury come over here come on the podcast is jesus i got my yeah i got my whole thing fixed hear this whose good never they did you enjoy the play last night i did i really did it was awesome how great was everybody in that thing driver permanent toward a force adam driver came in like a rocket ship adam who driver and didn't let up was amazing they was amazing we're both for greater i'm so not even i'm so tired and i'm not funny on this thanks oh yeah like six hours sleep i can't do it anymore take a nap before did this thing you go it you gonna go go work out here

sit me has been crushed in it by the way crushing it crust i look like i'm the one who had the baby now what is gone out with this fuckin thing now come on i finally had it all set up everything was good go so i went i did some spots the other night they i dont like but is this thing is itself friggin high tell how much time is left on perception i did a couple spots the other night i did carolines and i did gotham and the exact same material on one show i kind of bond and then the next one i did go but i think ass i went on after this conflict is really funny but for the most part fairly worked clean so maybe i just come on up their son like a fire mouth asshole but

the sky lucas o went up did a great job but your great dates i didn't get a chance to say hello to my kind of ran out of acres of dislike scrub fuckin hates me for the most part they will laugh but i swear to god i was looking into the crowd wasn't more than like three intense in in this one a crowd she had her hands on either side of her head like she was watching like like lead to cover a home alone she's twenties and i'm just looking at it like what the fuck right possibly be saying that like that level reaction i gotta tell you i have almost been doing this ship for thirty years i've never said anything on stage that ever got a reaction like that and she had the floor look on her face and then there was another woman older woman

by older i mean like my age and she was just sit there would like her mouth agape and this does two of them reacting that way that i should be looking well what am i fuck insane and is it's not me it's not me i want to be like you people fuckin changed not me maybe i'm going a little bit harder has everybody's fucking over reacting but it was like actually throw me off during my set giovanni like that is fine it's like they won't even heckling but they were heckling just put expressions on their faces finally what at what i did i did the usual bullshit that i went to the abortion but they did michael jackson thing sorry i'll put together new viruses can be some pretty broad topics here

it happened and i am so fuckin like even a guy got all is going on all he was older than me what we are all like what fuck you been doing your whole life you you you fuck you born in the nineteenth fifties there's no fucking anything that i'm saying wait for this whole fuckin time to be over and it is going to be over because you know why i'm going i'm going to fucking i'm going to i'm going to how many permanent pat myself on the matter what i'm doing my fucking really justify my thing here i fucking travel country and i talked to fuckin people i know where the goddamn heads around in this but ass fuckin horse shit we're their censoring everybody in everybody's acting like the fuckin sky is falling because a fucking comedian this tell a goddamn job and then meanwhile they just turn a fuckin blind eye on on the carnage of war every fuckin magaziner even shown on the goddamn knows and that's not a problem that's not

and problem ok striking a family of five could she thought table add guys and then not fucking whatever that shit sid prayers you know bob i and all that fuckin bullshit then i go on stage you get some stupid fuck and horse shit my version of fucking over the abortion and look at me like i just overturn roby wave and day right now get me my mustache getting sick of it every fuckin night i go sit there and i gotta go to my little stupid silly little pep talk on on why you should be shocked at what fuck him saying but then they always laugh it and they kind of come along for the ride get a quick little line that i say that did i don't want to get into what it is because then you gotta know what it is and i'm gonna go they can be yelena now with me so i don't fucking know better

but i'm goin on stage and they make me feel like i'm sing and do walk around a goddamn burning trash can that's what i feel like every night like that become old overnight you know i saw this whole article that did this fuckin dick iulus article that person is writing about a stand up comic you know go and you know it is comedy club books this person they don't care about the safety of wait staff it's just like it's just such fuckin bull shit should such it's just it is the it's being in that scene just being there and then listen to this fuckin purses perception of what the fuck is going on down the comedy club it's an outright fucking lie it's no for them when you read the fuckin new york post

daily news and they are just spinning it towards their fucking political agenda and outright fuckin lies the whole hopefully the climate in all of this shit that their presenting like what research did you even fuckin do on this it's just you don't want this person to come back therefore but you're not going to do is make just write these fuckin crazy lies about the house stand up comedy scene so you can try and get this traction so you want to have happened can fuckin happened it's it's so fucked up it's so fucked up because it is lies and all that you know i probably should get worked up and i probably should you know thorny gas on the fire but it's just i don't know

it's just it's just outright fuckin lies in its all like police nickel agenda and what these people want to have happened even like when they they'll do like the sun another complicated we're talking about like you know that comedy power issue in all of that and it was tat it was just totally a political agenda the amount absolute fucking monsters they ignored and i'm not going to name names is i don't put anybody into this fuckin thing this literally like this pod castors out there that you can do can do their show and you gonna get more pull hearing you then if you went and did the entire fuckin late night talk show circuit completely ignored them because they didn't fit into their progressive agenda of what they

want the entertainment landscape to look like which is fine i don't give a fuck about that but dont use working lie in this is what the poets now what it looks like what it whatever so i actually i should just find the fucking humor in it and just be a cow so you guys are lying pieces of shit to for your own fucking agenda and with that lets onto the next the next ocean of the goddamn programme here let's let me read of little that advertising i got one read left or right read this week helix alex i want to know the secret to a good night's sleep moldova clear conscience in the right mattress well i can't help you fix things you ve ton we ve got them first covered with helix he'll sleep alex

built a sleep quiz that takes two minutes to complete and they use answers to match your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress whether europe side sleeper hot sleeper groves like a plus a firm bed with helix out there's no more guessing or compromising just gonna healy sleep dotcom slash per take there domestic sleep ways and they'll match you to the mattress that will give me the best sleep of your life for couples helen since even split the mattress down the middle providing individual support needs and feel preferences for each side here sleep was even awarded the number one best overall mattress pick of twenty nineteen by g q and wired magazine and cnn called it the most comfort mattress they ve never slept on whether twenty four hour news network i didn't think they ever slip

they have a ten year warranty and can get you and you get to try it out for a hundred nights gross risk free right now headaches is offering up two hundred twenty five dollars off mattress orders for our listeners get up two hundred tonnes five dollars of healing slipped a concise bar that's halleck sleep tat comes i spur for two hundred twenty five dollars off your order he links haven't slept complex bert hd l i exe i got you know i've been following baseball a little bit more now that we're raw the hockey in the end the basketball is done and i got a fucking he's at tearing up red sox when seven in three and still dropped two games to the yankees however we are we are gaining on where the fuck is in second place did you see how they're talking about possibly

having their exploring that camp obeyed devil raise being being the tampa florida tampa they raise our offend anybody down their joel olsteen country i trying to say let's satan is the reason why you ve never won the world series but wouldn't it be the reason why they sell their souls to win that trophy is what they would do and then devil would double cross and stick em in that little fucking actually like stated tropicana field but it was the same half have half a year be the tap obey devil raise right yes and then the other half a day go play montreal become what the the ex post the montreal raise the montreal rays

it seems to me like that just going to move em to montreal does not number that seems at stake when you're in a relationship and people say we're taking a break its like now you're breaking up we need to take a break i was always excited when a woman said jim that before met my wife near if a woman so we need to take a break out like a good were breaking up good cause i don't gotta being one of these are we taking a break ok great so will talk to each other every day than every other day and then yeah it'll just fade away so i think would be great it be great if they went back to arm marjorie off because it still fucked up that they didn't we the world serves in nineteen ninety four let's look at that ass to shall we there's some fuckin sports nerd shit that

like to do montreal expose ninety ninety four roster i know pedro martinez look at this shit this is what this this was their fuckin this was their line up names named the ones that they had cliff floyd moisten lou larry walker after it recognized i say we talk about they had paid martinez now wait a minute i thought tim range was still on there he still on there and i also thought what's his face just space pedro were what's his face

ended up on the angels wait a minute pedro grow where mackerel was that the fucker one of latvia ground he wasn't therefore contain the fuck out of here this way pedro martinez was a number two pitcher wait a minute where the fuck are all the guys i thought was on that team was that randy jobs was other team he wasn't on the team peter genius was fuckin twenty seven years old there was only one hall of fame on their team so what the fuck does everybody always talk about how loaded they were

lad guerrero was on there i thought tim rains winding down his career wait a minute vladimir guerrero i can smell guerrero and what are you waiting for your fuckin baseball encyclopedia dissuade stats the fuck did he come in a league now they get cheap land guerrilla junior now that the falcon areas there he is our first year was ninety six you know what you know something if you ve got anything this park yes i need eight hours sleep and i also don't know what the fuck i'm talking about all right maybe i was wrong about the power issue

maybe maybe i need to adjust what i'm doing on stage so i can become power the power issue there's no power and making somebody do the home alone say spill you know you should be in the power issue when the ella well comedy club doesn't know who you are way i can't believe every fucking comic i walked up to us to talk to you about that story i thought i hope i told it funny way i wasn't upset about it i was saturday then had to go downtown down comedy i had to go downtown to go do a fuckin spot because was tired and i'm an old man i just want to roll in there and do a fuckin spot you know but these people out there that saying allegedly that comedy club doesn't pay people i don't know it's true or not or only pays the fuckin headliner whatever surround thinking well shit maybe it's a good thing that aid and go up in there i don't know

anyways jesus christ is all the dad is i'm fuckin vladimir guerreros a young dead the guy's only forty four years old and his son is already in major league baseball vladimir guerrero junior let's click on this guy how old is this guy flat guerrero junior he also place for canadian team how crazy is that he was born in nineteen ninety nine so dad was twenty four years all these twenty years old isn't there something jesus christ anyway i write well you know is was excited as i was that i was really just gonna rip on this podcast i just i feel like i was the blood of the jokes i feel like i was the person in the wrong guy

the person in the wrong anyways i told you a good place to get some pizza you ve no date porn already told you that i learned that the montreal ninety ninety for four months expos maybe might be a little over hype considering they only have one hall of fame on them too aids is already gone fled the group was not there yet nor was son conceived all that's big over three cliff lloyd was there had cliff lloyd those somebody i reckon climbed up that guy it's all you know it's all blending too so any ways i'm gonna take get to the park that's what i do i'm going to go yawn and take my kid to the park you know what i'm not going to flip out when the big kids come i dont you i kind of muttered i told you that you at one time i did

i didn't know i just saw him muttered i think i think i call it get fat fuck muttered it he came up with just sort of vienna push mike out of the way that another push push sort of aid you know i always security guide somebody out of the way you know my daughter was like you know she does her she's younger so she did she can't like up to the slide sit down a go down at as the debate because this kid they went away and yes i should say hey hey wait you turn over you fuck it can a muttered than anything i lived in one of his friends was staring at me ass a psycho jesus christ and they want to get off he whispered some to the fat fuck it and then they will be staring at me give me the keys constant guys it's like i am that guy

on that day that guy with the mustache person for front little kids i gotta think that's normal reaction anybody else out their parent and you got let me i don't want to hear you fuckin horror stories you go into the park so give me some advice on how to keep cool when the fucking big kid specific thirdly the boy show up goddamned brow hard to come over the fuckin hill just descend on whatever they want to do when they just push people out of the way and all of this mad can i get caused one point i was a kid and it most of the time i was getting chase down the hill by the other kids in spain they were they were they were looking back i feel like all those had said bullied me we're just jealous of my exotic good books we all know that that's not true i did find i made him laugh and any these fucking with me it was essentially it yet moved around a little bit as a kid you now so i had a fuckin hit the reset button a few times

the third time i knew what i was doing you know and then everything was fine for a while for a while i think i don't know but this isn't this isn't time for our i'm taken my kids the park enjoy the music right and then it's gonna be another half hour of grace it's thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast if you're in new york go check out burn this i think they're running through mid july i'd like to do more shit like that i guess that the theory that we want to go that words playing at which of course forget begins with an m is at them don't think it's the majestic what the fuck is this but it's one of the oldest theatres in new york city and someone in the past was telling me that the general tonight show tape there and the region prices right to my favorite

it's about time a fuckin cool is that an it's a beautiful theatre i've never been in one word had the seats were covered in and like the material the color was gold and it really worked like the whole thing parties fuckin gorgeous i don't know i'd love to do shouted at some point they just do the broadway suppleness are anyway that's it that's the point

i guess i have a great weakening of cuts and i will talk to you on monday last week on monday i should say i read this we're the heading to email question and we did not have the email

andrew assemblers apologizes profusely and i had to stop him from committing harry carry lady needing advice don't want to go to males friends wedding able i really enjoy the advice portion of your podcast it could use and objective opinion i am i lay and have a male friend that i've been friends with since i was ten years old i am now twenty nine you guys i got apologize something i have this great bid i can't wait to trial tomorrow night and i literally was thinking about the joke i wanted to do and how far i was gonna take it while i read all of that so i have no idea what's going on i see mail if just please forgive me as i read this i am a lady and have a male friend that i've been friends with what you just said you have friends

i have a mail from that had been enemies with i've a male front that i've been friends would since i was ten years old on twenty nine now case you ve been friends what this guy for nineteen years i choose to rethink and bring a break in the seventh grade my friend is what this girl that i've never warmed up to she's a bed now wait a minute did you always think he was going to ask you maybe that's why just read the fucking me she's a bit condescending phony and i just don't like he's ease in his early thirties she's twenty five that she's got you on the old diameter there and they both currently live with his mom who also happens to be a good friend of mine they have crappy jobs don't pay is mom rent or contribute much but instead there pudding money back to have a wedding by the end of the year i love my friend but he's always been a bit immature when it comes to money responsibilities why are you still hang out with these people

that would give these people sound like fuckin losers walk away be thankful you didn't hit your wagon this shit i can tell you right now view with this guy and you eliminated ma amselle she would not be friends with his mom anymore you billy i gotta get the fuck out of here anyway than there are mature when it comes to money responsibility or what it takes to be an adult he still depends on his mom a lot he's thirty two this is pathetic i don't hear a dead in this scenario would they do not have a daddy to learn how to be a man be managed to say when my grandmother recently died i was devastated he asked me for my my address i thought i would get his sympathy card but instead i gotta save the date card oh my god

that said in fucking larry's it pisses me off that he's a bit of a selfish prick in his own world and also a dumb ass from being in such a rush to get married when neither one of them has there's shit together it's difficult for me to be supportive before you assume i'm secretly in love with them which i did i'm sorry our friendship has been nothing but platonic and i recently got married myself i'm sorry but this whole thing read like one harriman sally

so perry never moved out i don't want to go i don't want to go to their wedding my question is do you think i should put my show side and try to be supportive of my friend since he's happy i feel as though our friendship is shifted a ton since he's been with this girl and it's no longer easy talking to him this is what she do you go to the wedding and then you just gradually back away you ve outgrown these people ok that said your marriage you have your own fucking life if he wants to live in all but this mother with his new wife and whatever the fuck it he's gonna do you just go there edges tevye nice smile on your face just being happy that you're not the on the other side of the i do ok i'm still not a hundred per cent buying the fact that you don't have some sort of feelings for this kid

who is now still acting like a kidneys thirties you're twenty nine is thirty two weeks three years older you probably said this is perfect then you invasion and wearing a suit and coming all bring like you bomb on at the beginning of leave it to beaver with a higher and fuckin gm products all's bobbio possibly a buick who knows but this is what i would do you gotta let it go there wasn't meant to be if anybody dont have romantic feelings for this person you don't have feelings was broken person i can already tell you the fact that is so drive you nuts that you had a right to some dope like me doing a podcast i don't know the way the way this is all written i think you were you feelings on his sleeve and they don't know it's up i would go there

no smile away that's it and then i would not torture your husband on the way home or the whole night critiquing now about i'll fucking stupid it is because they can t this right now your husband doesn't want to fuck and go so it's you should go you should do is you should go there asia great fucking time with your husband asia thank him for not being a fuckin lose their lives in home with his mom they a gulf are right and they go to frame bridge take a picture he had tits and give it to him on sunday best apply cast everybody god bless ali god bless america let's get off the internet go sit on this stupid go make some music put your friends sub taken life so fucking seriously stay away from credit card stay away from the mess you doctor proscribes any painkillers it has any opiates and do not take em tough it out

just watch there will be blood she set down the carter her toughen it out

fuck i dragged himself out of the fuckin wily coyote might with a broken leg to go and tell them to get a fuckin gold nickel right you could do it right that support cast have a great we can you ve got a foggy on monday so far as he is completely addicted to skating now wants to get better at it

and so we're fucking then admitted the next morning we got drive down calgary adversities i just gotta be a place here too we find out they have they have a skating rick at the mall and i always at a mall it's one of the most giant malls in what the maritime area where said michel rivalling what's that one in minnesota mother moreover mary i so much benda that want to so we go to that one were walking through their without fuckin skates to middle guys walking through this thing with fuckin skates and we walking is like this giant pirate ship i mean like you could say that fucking ocean with this vote could think there was a cycle of fanatical and on the other side it was really deep water and it took it's time to make it look like there was a ship rat jesus christ me like you could fuckin yells i stress may like shack drown in this water feeling that some fuckin deep it was huge and that we look on the other side and i like public asset

we can see why see lines are going they like thrown fish and fish with canada trainer was not there wasn't like people just walking by throwing shit from the full court was a trainer throwing it and so we just walking through the more walking through the more endless fuck em all data water park there yet it was inside it look at any stores i was too distracted by the shit the middle and then we fall we get all the way to the ice palace they call the ice powers and we got all excited and we're the only people who escaped just walk and through all those fucking dumb skates we get all the way to the other side virtues excited i do them until we get better this you wait bowers girls are over the summer is already talk and shit do you call it a right now i'm gonna be fuckin skate backwards you could be like what fuck happened version right and that we show up there's a big judo tournament where the ice rink isn't a fuckin put all this floor flooring over like maybe this isn't a rank

they might analysis exuded says i passed by this is it cover it up this is gonna set out at the moment member girl i really bothering me we were walking through the full court and you know i wanna gyro gyro hesitantly aggression or just place called jimmy the greek the one complaint and you agree a little too much white sawston was pasty the echo was it i wasn't there was little passengers not one scooby went through what want one scoop lesson a little hydrogen automatic site if you got excited i would have been epoch here we got to say so civilian why like a little desire it after i you know i like a little candy bars like a little you know so i know the sugar nuclear like so so a building was frozen yoga place agraea pink barriers some significant rosy i wish you i swear working life the purchaser to middle aged man was skates and i dont want can you keep santa middle age you our middle age some thirty i just turned thirty five thirty five times to seventy

most guys find drop i call doktor commonly what would you call now i got i guess you're right i guess you know i always just when i thought of it as a kid i always felt you know it was now i don't know i just remembered dude i won't say forty these but i even afford forty people do people live long i'm fuckin be forty six forty six times too is ninety two you guys really like i really sit don't say a middle aged tatum meet this welcome you know those out so we walked through and we were like words that words are frozen yogurt place let's go to her from europe is so we too we see two young women work by and we figure dad i'm not like these these these ladys thing i know where we're a pink various so we walk and you go first you say to the friend you go hey that you guys know it though that good good looking too by the way you have good

you're looking girl and you go up firstly the hell you guys know the frozen yoga places and like she did like a double take like shit double take so fucking rude right and she just was like what and i the other one and i got ya like a pink berry and chicago just like gives a shake off like how would i like why you and she fuckin did this is what she did she did the classic pretty girl you're clearly just asking me this because you want to talk to me thing and unlike now bitch i want some fuckin yogurt ok i want fuckin i wanna fuck entreat you know i just had lunch and it really bother me do it and we were walking around and i wanted to find her eyes they walked past us again they did the loop on the fine i know that but i said to bill and we got to the car and i wanted to focus on just one or two ago you know something i found it you're a mean jerk you go on to do that you're a mean jerk that's terrible what am i gonna cholera cunt well don't collar anything if you're gonna go mean jerk me you know that was your girl mentality that pretty girls say your mean or you're a jerk off

wanna stay clean but if you go you're a mean jerk now you know you're not you not pretty inside pretty and doesn't give a fuck she hot girl at the mall pop put yourself in her fucking pumps right we're too fucking locker guess who still there was i escaped when there's a judo tournament gone away asked if they know whether the ice cream stories they looked at his way there was supposed to i you know i do i like a sweetheart you here i would love to hear them tell the story they cover them is just creepy guy comes up you know what i hear you that's why they're gonna hear report while even watch those can present shows what like the scared straight now that those ones where they they talk about the worst presence in the country in that type of ship i ask a couple of years and you just sit there watching it go on how the fuck would go in there and not get rate what would my game plan he gets scared watching it in your bedroom where women have to

walk out of the house worried about that that's somebody's gonna do not do just imagine if i had a winter had armed with a puffy ball on top of it hold an ice gates asking for yogurt area if anything she probably thought i was fuckin gay you don't look gay people i know but we recognise your advice do not you you're beards too during the year i need to get a little more metro sexual how not to do that we would switch sweat pants on do you are a mess everybody in the voting yes that's what you look like beer my beard actually falcons does everybody in a book and now but dude i dont like the pretty girl who can approached with a question because all these guys hit not me it's it's for any you know something that got especially the blonde one who went like sugar had like what she's gonna a nightmare she's a fuckin nightmare for some future guy i'm telling you she's a nightmare already selfish it's over what if she just

was what she wants and we're not it this is the thing do you actually allowed like how old i think they were open only twenty one twenty two you learn twenty one twenty two year old a matter girl at my age not even a one way she shrank it automatically let a ruin like do were driving down the calgary she ruined i got the rocky mountains on the right hand side of the coin you're just still call your corner cut the holy father the shit out of me it was like why you why would you ask me how would i know do you really funny that is that they did that to us like what book did it may i just feel like shit that's fucking larry's if you look at it bother the whole time is because you want to get frozen yogurt did how funny would it be if we chased him down and i'm gonna go to frozen yogurt with sugar free gummy because it still all natural now org

gulliver's how great would it be if we chased him down and i just walked up to her and i got you know something you hurt my feelings to just fuck employed throughout europe but feel it's just wanted yogurt by the way people listening near this last week i'm just trying to kill just trying to make jokes go out he might be toward this fuckin long there is we were doing dangerfield having toyota from my love yogurt you now so we will do that and what's that went away that got old somewhere along the line you started doing it started say really sentimental shit to me and then pretending like you were crying and then that just became like the running joke you started laughing and then you're just like you gonna do our state do that crime think so now we'll just go up and like a formula k man i'm tired but do you know why then what hang out you on the road has been great

you're the only one who could have done away with common tag it does the buzzing bill would come and champion i was you know what you're going to say the following to expand its been fuckin wonderful for my anger i want to try to do that when i get home until eternal come crime and it's fucking hilarious such stories we going to eat this filipino waiter right by the way i like to play games where i saw how where we ve said emma jane was a counter it was evident it so i like to do this thing were sometimes i like to fuck with people saw just get on a phone inoculate bill go along with it and will be in an a vote or not or what not a torch unlike bill just look what happened like i said like a parole officer called and he said because all they worked up instantly burgos yet what but a videotape icon on other citizens admissible and like em like the guy did those it's a stranger there right sometimes i break out laughing so bill calls

he gets a little emotional guy so we turned this crying thing we do it like this have been great right we turn turn that into doing it in public so we have this filipino waiter right and the whole guy was greatly was talking to us and at the end i just go because here's your bill and i got i just want to say so and i kept the day straight face like a great weight or man and i put my hand on his fuckin arm and i got to know you put in the waters just build this looks embassy they slew because low emotional you know i'm not but it's been amnesia like i don't know what that guy had now because he was so fuckin polite any was actually from the philippines is enduring jump right imperfectly deaf when he gets a little emotion i cannot but billy it bring the waters are due to heap he was freaked out that's the new game on the road you out the best one i gotta say the best one was at the airport yesterday we the airport yesterday and bill starts busting my balls about my laundry and goes version

fuckin sixteen days in your carrying you no dirty socks and underwear i do i bought new ones dirty ones are tied up tight in in a plastic bag and build just goes emotions i thought i could not war i could walk and i had to stop point might have thought the baggage act because we were laugh and some are in our daily work star makes it makes its fire great is driving a torment do not so once a year now because women dorothea guy get emotional like that workers want somebody arise it's over i go on afterwards and taken pictures with people stuff i will come back as you say i gotta you know i've seen a lot of i'll do it i'll do the picture thing but you gotta be one of the best you guys guys she's got would you stop for of doing their wives are gonna go nuts

as you know the first thing i when i see stays and you see your wife we're just gonna go it's been so long to somewhat value that you set it up with talking like you gotta start off normal like that you're gonna say something really said the mental too so there was crying and then you cry with ruins their crime and i swear to god you get slugged than the shoulder which is are you really want twenty minutes in a table timely flies what they want to put itself he's probably only funding to us but i don't give a shit fry it with your friends now sucked out of the game is called its emotional just walk into a bar just have one you have friends start hit not a woman and then and then the other friends gotta go along gap and then just start well enough and then the other guy goes i'm sorry you just gets emotional he's gotta let the other person deal with dude you wanted fuck airport we walked up tat lady at the cup the little fuckin i sound gum whatever the hell it is

excuse me you have the aim of the biggest night i broke area i am one of the biggest condoms you got there was the biggest size kind of you have i turn around a walk the one you turn around and walked away and i just staring at her and out of biting my tongue as hard as i can tell you that laugh and then i just burst out laughing at what and then when you what you have repeated you desire to try to point i lost you lost and walk away power plants struck out here you know one of my favorite things in this business was open from the european anthem michel was he had this thing he would do one guys would start crying when they would play audio yeah i got was found in its timing was perfect every time someone would be talking like retiring from sport like michael met retired which is very difficult to watch you strike you know of teachers was ending is like thirty eight years ago a little boy ghana journey to play the wonderful gay replace or ever open would always go

oh boy what am i always oh boy it always meant that nobody wants to see a man completely will you noticed i can watch a guy right if something terrible is have just don't try to talk what your crying yeah that's a thing hawking and then bursting out into crisis let your shoulders go the problem is you're fuckin cry but don't fall for the love of god a manly don't try and manage the crime private you do that the shower due in the shower like when my son was born i was decry economic now what are you talking about and i want my son was born at all let me later and i went home to go get stuff for my wife in the hospital i sat on a couch and i didn't like weep but this guy i didn't weep but i got a but love just big caused by yourself and as usual

that's stupid is completely unacceptable use your think report yes unexhausted rosy affect its unacceptable do on it completely how you're right i don't wanna talk into it right to talk into it that's what the final about client is you know you know you always do this to me you know we do this to me up try but best and sets itself spoken over whenever my friends die so many forget died i just cried the shall be ass right there asked the girl we asked the girl right because i feel it you crying bizarre that water on your face hunting with no we asked the girl we go what would you do if you do started crying like if it was if nobody die if we're doing just argue just had a bad day need to set a bed then you got into any broke down oh cried she goes here now of over over get the fuck away from europe for this some women they think that they want to see that party you tell it what that is

them is that's their total conquest yet you know when you a girl the ass he saw yeah i got this shit i'm fucking their version of jesus bill don't fuck with that their version of that is is it they can get you to be so vulnerable around them that you cry and then it's one of those thinks it's almost like when the crowd screams out a job they already heard they think they wanna hear it again then you tell us a lesson is good news thing is that yeah you said sancho you said something about like if a burglar comes in if you cry in front of a woman all her minors and what is the comes out this fuckin guy not over you can't cry you strip a woman a security if you cry in front of her i think i'll think of if i think my wife's yeah that's good that's what it is yellow stripper of her security does not just like this fuckin this crisis at this baby sleeping next that every night in oh yes it's over and his sire you just reminded us have a pull over sweater on walking around

then she mark you what're you gonna cut i bet you earlier you saw me yet spoken overdue again that you have your cried alone listenin to warsaw or like not cry but have you ever been like completely broken down in october three cars just weeping control about europe like languorous totally cry known i definitely tiered up this initiative as an artist at some point you you're gonna have to go to those emotions you need you need to be you need me to the instrument i've what was the once like i had this weird thing where i stopped crying at some point i don't know when i start crying and got mad moment when i got hurt my brother beat the shit out of me you know that with it

the crying beaches are at the end of it but i wasn't cry and then i didn't from one time one might my brother's bigger to me no buzz biggest great pigs are like and i remember i said i said if you for can take my close again if you take my clothes it he did it every day you were going to my we take my belt you take my clothes and i come home and it s not a boyfriend and i need to go i need to go out right angle mom if he does it again fuck it hit me for my mob guy you know it at any one time i need i need a shirt and i'm fucking still throwing shit to the house and he gets out of his friend's car and he starts walking up and he's got it on and i fuckin snap employed grandmother was there i jumped out i started punch you stood he just goes

what you mean you all the brother crying oh my younger brother is bigger than but he didn't know what to do we got solve said that he just got any looked around if you just ass he was so angry that something needed to come out and you just goes where did you feel bad you start i can't just walk away and you know we left about it afterwards but are now now is that he's a fucking is a big deal but you know my mama the opposite yet little brother my username or my mom says she went to her she went to a funeral once and everybody was there and everybody was crying and she was overwhelmed with emotion that they had to fuck drag her out she said she had more one of the most embarrassing things happen to her where she said she uncontrollably laughed because so that i can happen sometimes so she sitting that's what i thought she was sitting there in everybody's crying and like she went up and she could not stopped laughing unlike she and i said while ago and she was a poor i just don't know she was i could not stopped laughing and i had to walk me out

and like i should just cuz your mom yeah she said because the emotions or so much that they said could happen sometimes we're just you just like she didn't know what to do so instead of just breaking down she went the other way i just couldn't couldn't controller santa acumen like will protect you really like this where they don't get sometimes comics make fuckin horrific jokes about some bad event make good jokes yeah it's about a horrific events so they go that's so fuck me it's a defence mechanism itself to my mom doesn't my mom is a sweetheart who felt bed and her emotions just went the other way and she was paul i felt so bad i can't control myself the control myself i hate to say this get somebody law somebody but there was if there was video of that alma perhaps i was safe so i somewhere around on an old ten or eleven i didn't cry for years years and years and years and i didn't cry until a friend of mine killed himself and even then i was sad and anxious when i was in the bathroom once again yeah it was in there

and i remember i started to cry and then i started thinking like wild cry and i'm crying a long time and then i stopped because a lot of because i stop thinking about the duke kill himself yeah i want ten years without a cry and then i heard what was it or yogurt without becoming bears no here might almost a motive and almost always bore

i have almost that's that's acceptable i guess it's acceptable back in the day just a runaway arrangement