Bill rambles about the New York Breeze, big houses and and giving them the Sun.
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hey what's goin on his bill burn is time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast in i am just checking in on you
who's that check aid not you you can't sorry i'm in new york you know all of a sudden you just gonna start doing you little sinatra bob
dude i'm goin now not buying a new pair of blockage snake is today go away get you get a year to join you guys do
i know what i'm gonna get you know
how many i'm gettin some old man run sneakers i need some work out sneakers you know
about the ones that more and better call solved for the old ladys
you guys watched arrested at serious did you see it yet can ruin it for you i gotta tell you in the last episode in the last seen
when the guy says
just try to get all you guys to scamper for your fucking paused buttons knew no
people italy run out of the room
people run out of the room when you start talking about a show they haven't seen the last episode yet they do that you don't know me
but if you just sit there and you fuckin somebody ribs of five people just put a fuckin shared over there knows that that you literally inhaling air from this guy's ass
you know that doesn't make you leave the room but if so god forbid somebody brings up the last episode of a fuckin show you haven't seen everybody runs out like the billions on
it is a perfect
perfect day in new york city the breeze dude
this phrase top five breezes ever
this breeze my top five ever
that's a virtually think for as you would actually rank his breezes
top five breezes ever dude i was sitting there i had on a pair of joint sixes what the fuck inv neck with the chain on the outside over over
wages came up to me she could barely take my orders she couldn't she couldn't even like she was taken in the whole thing was ridiculous
new pair a guest genes over
fuck anyways
yes i'm up and working poor chess
everyone port chester is by no westchester disease gesture and our daily those ports gesture which i believe is just connecticut there tonight
there tomorrow and then they arise
and then i've done back and say right now you have not experienced loneliness do you have a fuckin kid
let them and you leave my favorite part of pocket days when my kid wakes up you darling
because like this super fuckin rested
they just yellow life isn't beaten up down yet
they don't have any credit card dead
and i'll get some psycho blowing up they ve found they don't have this shit they gotta do
some fuckin receipt they have to find they got there they do not they the look of contentment on her face
you know when you go down when you go give her a kiss like she lives oliver limbs come up
like a baby's ability to do leg lives i don't know how the fuck
if i try to do what she did just straight up just leave some right up
i don't get it
its second their toes evidently i was that flexible at one point
today that a couple million miles in the back of the fucking play that a little take the infant right out of you
it'll take those right out of your eye
that's what i missed them also that i always space time with my lovely lady anne
suppressed
it's the best but it sucks forum on the robot i just out here being like you know what
i'm earning money some day so when she has to go to private fuckin kindergarten
for ninety grand a year or whatever the hell it costs because evidently she goes to a public school she's gonna give stabbed you know
what happened what happened to the public schools was it the computers zat what it was
everybody had to have a tablet
a laptop some sort of interface
so what happened and went right through the find another some we couldn't keep up with china fuck is china beaten us the overhead of a fuckin billion people alone i mean we should be like we should get everything at sixty percent discount over here as far as educating our own people
does it make any sense
does anyone make any for consent does it make any sense how so many people a fuckin struggling out there and they just keep building these luxury apartment
and he's fucking giant goddamn houses ho
right
money from russia's running from china
its oil money from the middle east
listen i don't know what to do about china i dont know what to do about russia and i dont know to do about the middle east but that's not going to stop me from telling you
what to do about all these things are just eight wise my stomach grumbled
this is all you gotta do for the middle east ok all we do is we just your fuckin
you embrace solar power that's it
how do we do that how do we do that with the oil companies if somebody falcon and will be if we actually want to solar direction when a bunch of plain start crashing that had the leaders of the solar movement on them yes that would definitely happen
they would definitely take him out so what do you do this is what you do you give the sun to the oil people
ok you draw up a contract and you say the sun is yours
now what are they gonna do this they can't pointed out there
touch it it'll burn their flock and hands but they just make the money off the book in the solar power ok
they could just somehow handle that those people in the middle east to sit not a bunch of group that they can make money off of who they could just seamlessly blocking walk away from that shit
i was present in our little give oil companies federal fucking grants to fucking get the solar thing going
you guys on the sun i will just keep walk but you own the sun and maybe should work for point about this stuff when a middle aged over to fact that stuff all right
you gotta stop resent that stuff like that
you're gonna tare
like the reebok pump nobody gives a shit
take this is the new shape
this is the new shape
we are giving you the fuckin son son
never stand then
you own the center of the solar system
in every fuckin little bit a heat that comes off that thing that trickled down on my freckled bald goddamn head you on
you put a pocket meter read on my back i don't give a shit ok i want you guys think it built this doesn't make any fuckin sense this listen we hear me up
you give these people the stone
you gave him a goddamn son right
what what happens over in the middle east they sit not all this fuckin group
and all of a sudden it's not worth
it's not worth dili squat ok
and all of a sudden the fuckin the bill start piling up
they don't know what to do they start selling their properties over here they want to give money to the terrorist group state i got the money to do it you fucking
bleed and dry
then that's it and then they go back to do whatever the fuck they want to do over their god forbid they live their lives they where they want to live it over there
god forbid they're not into jesus in star box god for luck in bed they want to walk around and some clothes there are actually functional for the part of the world they live and you just leave em the flock alone
and then all they got a door just keep driving around in cars and all that shit so they get out they'll make a lot less money but they won't have us over they're gonna you should do you should know that we just get the fuck out of here
then we're over here
solar powered everything
just think about absent think about your shirt solar powered everything
everything fuckin solar power i know you think it or bill what happens at night you go to bed
what do people do in alaska during the winter
we gotta get we gotta get their place
it means the last thing we should do it
bankrupting us it's making very few people at ten o clock and body it is bankrupting us we're not gonna shoot cannot solve that shit ok
so now that we know you can't solve it because i said you can't solve it without doing any research neither would now have established that is a fact of my own podcast
the only thing mother reasonably over there is is it not all that group but now we don't need the group the group
the group the group is on fire we'll give a fuck keeping right
you give the sun
to the oil companies
just got on solar power
jimmy carter
george repeated mamma he set at forty years ago said we are addicted to oil we we just kept going and go in and go in and now look at us now look at us
now look at a spent all his pocket money over there they give it to the constant issue shit at us right and then would shoot back at them they make in all this money and then they come over here they by fifty thousand square foot house
overlook in our shit
bobo looking
we overlook you
we're up on the hill
not the other way around
you give on the sun
i got your desk i'm telling you
i would have their i would fuckin sell those oil guys i would have a meeting under a mountain
whatever the fuck you meet with these slackened people that really russian
you know you underneath the mountain he got his pocket underwater waterfalls shit right there
this plan of the hague programme things walk no one ever fuck goes on energy that thing right
and you just tell him that should get into waterfall my fuckin
do from police academy i can't do that some facts
gentlemen i came i came underneath this mountain tonight
taking these a son i'm sorry my proper recording equipment you i can't i can't do my illuminati meeting you given the fuck him the fuck it son
they saw
give up the balkans up up up up up up that's what i would do
instead of going over there talking about evil doers indoors evil and spoken this than the other you pack the whole fuckin shit up
pack it all up
sent over ten cargo planes you bring the men and women
of the armed forces you bring i'm all right
you say you can keep you go
you can keep your site
but i want some of those cool close
i liked the closely where over there
the giant open ended once he whatever the fuck you call it i think those things a comment i wish i want one of those can i buy one those without offending muslims
good i taught my way out of a beheading if i put one of those industries look man i'm off i'm a redhead it was hot out campaign when we supposed to do
when they get my face your blog
that's it that's all i want to say today
give the oil companies the son you give it to him and then the whole fucking thing is over whatever
i believe i can fly
so i gotta get here tonight
and i'm gonna go i'm a little place of drums is a little versus studio down the street i'm gonna go play my fuckin drums for a couple hours
i was going to go right around on one of those fuckin citibank fucking bank account bicycles but there's never ready they got like fourteen for those city
and then also what kind of an asshole rides of bicycle in a city
you're gonna be for my in europe
how many people die each year in europe just riding around or bicycles and a fuckin city
those fuckin cars go by what we want we want we want we fuck and yet another ambulance going over to pick up some fuckin
six point three inch fucking two hundred ten pound european that jacket taken out on his bicycle in a basket on the front
i like riding bicycles oh you know what i watch this this documentary called ovarian cycles
how do you not click on that
i first clicked on this action will be no it's just the same fuckin shit the one guy beats the fuck out of everybody nobody ever think they'll have guns but they never think to use it
and i just like i've seen this a million times it's really loud it look at that nice classic car there wrecking the fuckin thing
i i can't watch the ship so i shudder love
and i saw this thing called a varied cycles and i was like i want i want i gotta go i guess you what this is about whose about so much
some women any delay mainly mexican or sick of fuckin
being scared women and they started their own group and they ride around these women's only
right bicycles
when does like a full moon or some shit i don't know i don't
sounds watching the stuff in course typical guys lagoon women legal like
it's all right i hate when people
act like it's a level playing field
you know me
it's like they're having this thing because it's not a level playing field where the women and there was this like everything's kenneth for pocket men only which it really is when you really look at it ok i don't fuck income offers about a complete goddamned liberal here all right
it really is its riches
is there for the taken for you when you're a guy you know not saying you're gonna get it
nine out of ten people still fail that's one thing the feminist don't realize you know you listen to them talking about what it's like to be a guiding this cartoonish idea what it's like to be a guy you to show up
oh in london classic one the more you act like a dick the more people respect you i love that one of the women of a woman does achieve considered a bench if a guy does it it's like
tat they ever gonna serve anxious ass the general public a few of your choice between working for somebody nice or working for a complete fuckin asshole creature like shit which would you pick
nobody does i think at the when i meet successful people
truly successful people that get it
successful in there
personal life and in their professional life
those people i always be there always humble their self deprecated they walk into a room you want to be around them
and the good talking to people that they don't come in like fuckin alec baldwin in glengarry glyn ross
that's bullshit that men respect a guy like that fucking who'd have forgotten now i dont and respected by like what i see as an insecure asshole
whose afraid it's all gonna go away by the afternoon
anyway so watching this documentary check it out it's actually really going you get bothered me about the documentary is the way they spelled cycles
oh very cycles it's like but you you're on cycles so why didn't you spell the first half like cycle and the rest like psycho you know little word play their nothin anyways
so i watched it was interesting and i stress this one woman said in it you know
she'd been through all this shit when she was a little girl with their mother and then she had it
daughter every shamelessly she had a kid she became a mom
and then her mother said well now do you at least
understand me i bet you understand me a lot more and she said to her mother now actually
i've never understood you less and actually cringed when i worked when i saw that now just like you know that's something if you feel it you don't say to your mouth like what do you get out of saying that you mother all you gotta do is devastated and make her feel like she completely failed as a mom
and it doesn't get you any real estate that's something you say to your friend
and now that i have a kid it's just like i don't understand what the fuck my mother did me the more you fucking clinking wine collusion and that's it you don't say it to your mom
we're tracking callers
i just watch the ship hydro
transformer add that made those dollar shape club adds make even more fuckin sense
the blame literally turned into one of those fuckin robots
why is my tumble wagging his finger at me like you just blocked a shot and a mobile one commercials is the out of nba money where the fuck did he come from out of nowhere
did he by one too many fuckin gold chains assumption and easily call the peseta rightly to work again
that schwarzenegger i dont know i don't know idea
i don't have my ads
i'll have to read the oddity under this fuckin thing whenever that whenever the fact that think comes in i have no idea all by the way i forgot to bring this up season three a bath is for family is gonna happen thank you so much to everybody you watched
we are now breaking stories
foresees in three its animation so season three ought to come off somewhere in late twenty nineteen
now we're hoping that we can ever come out
we came out make thirtieth of
the sheer saward that's what i'm personally that's what i'm shooting for now i've and communicated that anybody up work i'm working with
i'm just assuming that they already know that and only if it doesn't happen i will just get quiet for no reason around them
that's the way i was taught to communicate with others while growing up
do all the math in your head do not communicated to anybody and when they don't see it the way you see it you just stop talking to people
that was the way it was done
and then you just don't talk to me like three days and then then when they finally like well i guess i'm not going to talk and talk to you again you then out of nowhere bring up
whatever game happened last night and you start talking about it like the last three days never fuckin helped
that's the way it was done
when i was growing up
one of these days i'm actually gonna fly up
the poor children helicopter firmly convinced this kind put do controls on
with the whole fucking purpose and going right
fly over the george washington bridge i just don't see how you transition through all this fuckin commercial air space
will you have jfk
you have the guardia and you have newark
but i see helicopters overtime going up and down the hudson bay so there's gotta be some
corner whether they are allowed to fly like
probably i would guess no higher than like
at an early flight really flock and low but i never off it's like sight seeing i wouldn't think you'd be any higher than a thousand feet
and you just can't you off
just look out for sullied when he comes landed in that way i do know with ella acts that neither transition along the beach eta below one fifty or you go along supported a boulevard which i never do that one that when i was scared the shit out of me
because you look down there's a jumbo jet underneath you and i always think like what a few voices landing and just spoken yet
speck on the stick then i get this fucking three hundred person missile coming right at me
in my little are twenty to you now
you ever see a cheetah running down a baby whatever does what it would be like accepted see aviation version of that and i would be the baby gazelle
not even a gazelle
baby turtle how slow is a baby turtle is there anything sadder
been watching that documentary when those baby turtles try to make it to the ocean and all those fuckin seagulls come down and pick off nine out of ten of them i fucking love turtles
i had a paternal when i was a kid
and
is defeated like dead grass offers and shit i love this fuckin thing i love clean the tag make insured shell stayed fuckin wet nor let someone crack
my little tag set it up i fucking love this thing i love watch and coming up for air and all it shit so one time i went to church because that's what i do every sunday right somewhat the church with my family big eased
so we go to church
and i came home
and the turtle was glad position the rock the turtle
had gone ahead first into the water and its total ass was out of the water
i mean went over and i picked it up in its head was sunk all away back in
the words like shell
in its eyes were closed and his mouth was open and it wasn't moving
and i was like our stock is dead did it drown and i went downstairs i said tat is my total debt
asia is gone
and i was lacking devastated
so i took them rather take em brown
do you know what you put your lunch in the brown like lunch bags put the turtle and then i went out of the woods dug it a little grave and put the marker up and then that was it
and then my dad was like we'll get you another one will get another one i was like now i don't deserve it i blame turtles type it was my fault i set up the fuckin
the rocks wrong and i was just saying as i announce it it's done i've done
i'm not gonna kill another fuckin turtles and was so weird like takes four days later we were driving down the street and was a turtle cross industry this is back when there was actually animals before we fuck and killed in aid all of em piano i blame the food network for that
you know from all these fuckin asshole gone routing bizarre foods
i'm in timbuctoo weedin maggie right now the senator is getting maggots the servant grasshoppers it's fuckin mariner games whatever the hell you doing out there
as america we don't grasshoppers
we need the right out
taco bail
you give em the sun everybody i'm telling you that would turn this country around turn this country ral
given the sun
so when i was a clue the other day
on tuesday i hadn't blown like a month i feel like a fuckin champ to the point i actually got a goddamned compliment
from my instructor unsolicited
so you flying great today maybe feel really good ok i've done my auto rotations ambrady get back out there in solar
so as a flight i want to do i want to fly up just send it back in
solar so that's what i'm working towards an arm
i am really looking forward to it the flying a lot in the valley and everything get to know all that stuff
it's so fuckin cool yesterday we were actually which are today is going to try to fly over to santa monica airport
because i know that their allegedly closing it in five years will see what the fuck happened
sounds like you i never land damage or go then check their place apple what we wanted to do like pad work they don't let you do that over their noise abatement in all that didn't want some helicopter flying around shit so we just sit back and we still up along the coasts by the pacific
palisades signal look it s what this at the home given the sunshine came from my look they should look at that fuckin house their building this house was
the size of this house i looked at it i said the instructor go that looks like of the building of fuckin mall that i would never go into going like that's gonna be too crowded and it was somebody's house who's gonna cost half of fuckin billion dollars and there was some
prince of some fuckin
country in the middle east you know
was gonna move that's like his fuckin house on the other side of the world that's his cottage
about right there was just like how much fuckin money we given to these people
it's time to give the oil companies to stump that's that's all you do
so they still in control of everything they could give us empty threats well shut
you don't like they could do it
estonia was flying over there and i'm just looking at only spoken houses and looked down i see this one was fucking beautiful house i got
jesus christ what they want to have a good glass where you couldn't see at all like
sealing the floor this bucket look like a goddamn yacht but it was a house
and then those guys they would give torso they no other slowly seasick on it so it's those fuckin ourselves like while
that's what twenty million a movie gives you
and i'm not gonna say the guy's name because he probably has enough buck and people looking at his house although recently they said that he sold it so i have no fucking idea but anyways
i had a great time i did have a great time things whenever a land of airport i all all of pocket shit that i know to do the down when checks you know
when asked i forget to do all of it that you only part i fucked up
so we don't like this pinnacle landing and i you know you set up down when base and then go final and i've spoken
you know i was coming in from wearing still do almost sixty five knots which must be done like thirty slowing down and shit
guys grant you gonna look fast they want to do some s terms here but anyways i m very excited to do that type of shit and this is the time when i would usually reach some advertising there but i don't have any one else can i talk about here so i have to hum my password also can't you know i got in here late and i watched the little the under the fucking yankees came the baby bomb is over there
what can kick in the shit out of everybody you know a lot about my building here in new york is we have rooftop access into for me
i feel like that's part
did you expect you gotta be up out of pocket roof success you can't smoke up there
you know they just have like chairs and i think he can smoke
i just as moreover you can eat you know i mean readers can go up there unlike read books
it's like what the fuck you don't i mean
it's probably cameras uptake and got their bang abroad
this guy like going you can't do that anymore
back in the day back in the nineties when i was there i get pawnshop on in the background somebody's try to sell a maria lemonade
the examples are gonna paulo three speed i think i don't want you guys noticed but bill on efforts to family has a black like that
that was a bike i always wanted and my parents like now we're gonna get you the nerdy more fuckin where i can get you one was cool chopper looking bikes we're gonna get you one of the fuckin nerdy once you know
beach rambler
see what the fuck this guy's yes and for this
the f three eliminated
eliminate or mark to what are you gonna do how much you gonna get through this
regime
as we fuck em over
actually the see some of the metal lack is you can see has all scratch on it so i'm gonna give you one ninetieth
what you're asking price was
you know kills me those fucking bikes were learning what did your voice sixty seventy bucks just a lot of money back in the day and now they're worth like hundreds and hundreds of naples called inflation
it's called the federal reserve
i just went down the rabbit or a right that is due for i was just checking unity guys i've just giving you a couple a lapse on you ride home or whatever the fuck it is it you don't
i guess so
do the advertising red whenever the fuck i get there now just splicing by the end of this which is what you can listen to a two second slattern why just explained it all right by the way
balcony seeds for paul versus stand up special on august thirteen at the tarrytown music call have now gone on sale tickets are going too fast for the two shows two very excited about
me and be davidson are gonna go on go up before paul's show to warm up the crowd that night
do a little fucking smothers brother thing
i think we're just gonna try out new material i'm gonna run that biomass we just you know
he'll try new joke then i'll try new joke and then you guys get the judge it
who'd you like better i write
and then you have a fucking winds gets a goddamn pie i dont know what we'll figure something out it's gonna be a great night so thank you everybody but watch initiatives for family and thank you for help and out the all things comedy network reproduced and our first stand of special
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he's gonna have like nineteen different he's gonna have a gold chain for every fuckin day the mouth
kind of car would he likes afford or sudan some giant gangster fuckin look at car you dumb
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i've been guilty then that but
this other people you gotta get went to see that this is going to be some fuckin legendary should it be like if i came in a pause house any somehow split entry house figured out how to put a word the world is mine
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the new were sort of via what do they call that that cookie monster singing where people like rubber you know
i really respect the musician ship of being able to play that fast but i have to admit i maybe i'm too old but i
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it just seems ridiculous to make body
but maybe that's me at all but thank you for the others things take a long time to put together so i appreciate anybody who does one and i
we gotta get another one this week was so next week they'll be a different intro and
if you know my part gas is one of the thing every once in a while one of my listeners well put together an mp3 and then it takes me eight days to figure out how to fuck it
think it up and garage band i just wish i knew away where i got i could play it and talk over
like you would only gave a fuckin
i guess a radio show
nobody knows how to do that you know
the second question i was going to ask you guys some sort of computer question
dammit i gotta get to write these things down i really are rightly
instead anyways i'm still in new york city everybody i
down to my
the final weak i just
one more seem to shoot i got to learn
that's all i got left
then i'm out of the movie and spend it spent great it's been a greater
periods and die
but i am going a little bit nuts because i've been away
from my life for so long
which i don't know i think a lot of guys baby don't get to experience that if you have more of a real life we get to just go to work and then come home you don't like what
go on vacation i would fund for the first spoken week you know everything
call every takes a couple days to relax but then they comes to that point we get in a vacation we kind of ready to go home and you know you need a guinea there
you just need to sleep in your own bed
want to go home you see my dog and fuckin guenaud put him in a full pretty enough
for a full nelson maybe give her a couple of jobs through a little dog he knows
that's it i think if you knew my park yes i really love chicken the shit out of my dog
myths of caring
in short this really is justice me my inability to say that i miss people in my life ok this is my my fuckin irish boston you know in a bill
need a hug right now to say that i actually maybe miss some people my life so you have to have an ambiguous right now
so any ways yet so i've been fuckin stay
and here in new york i go into the same
damn diner every morning
i know this is a really happy print
and i say that every week as i throw unhappy shit
what is the deal with ordering
orange juice and they charge which i had a small they charge me for fifty you know i gotta go
will exploit those gonna come in and about like fuckin you know that
thirteen dollar range and exciting
outside i liked
when five bucks boxes cause i ordered a fuckin orange juice is because every
but he loves it
there is no shortage of oranges its
jesus christ podcast socks this through this package really stocks thank god i had an intricate were i dont like literally just ran out of steam right there you know
what is the deal with oranges bill
all this talk about some talk and topical shit jijiu you would think that i would bring up some other shit maybe some other let's just back track with
the crazy shit that's happened this week are bernie made off
got a hundred and fifty fucking years in jail for
in the piece of shit that
evidently used because the guy got convicted
all right get all their whole ponzi scheme i think that's great i totally back that the fact that they do
the maximum amount i was already getting
when his laura was like well
he's this age now it's always
probably only gonna live another thirteen years so we want would lie
if you just gave him twelve years
what why should he get out at all
he's gonna live another thirteen years well let's give him fourteen to make sure you fuckin dies in prison you know
i'll tell you about all the fucking things you can do short of like physically assaulting somebody is you know it
steel old people's money
and they work their asses off their whole life you know
especially some of these rich old people who you know worked really hard taking advantage of sweat shop labour and you come in there and
i'm just fuck around but seriously you know to me like
end up having to eat dog food you took their whole
life's work away i can imagine that i mean god bless those old people for not come down there just literally killing the guy i would actually contemplate that
you know what kind of jail they think that they would send you send you to if you like an eighty five year old guy who had worked as whole
like the eighty five they mean japan
for at least one war so you're a veteran
i gotta do you like right there everybody
the fact that that guy used to be a marine you know
fight for our freedoms he did
right thing it's all life than they get burned by this fuckin feathered molly
jackass
and then he shot him had he actually saved us some fuckin some taxpayer money i don't know
joe what they send you to they couldn't send you to leavenworth it's not like you fuckin fought dogs like michael vick right
so anyways i got a hundred fifty years i think that's it that's great but i don't understand why those other bankers who loaned all of our hard earned money out two fuckin homeless people you know
then defaulted on loans and they're not
we did not go to jail they asked for more fuckin money that they already print in print and then they charged us the interest on it
anybody than anybody out there major and economics can anybody out there explain to me how how we keep
printing money with no gold behind it and catch up
like seventy two dollars a bottle
can anybody out there can anybody explain that to me
and if you listen this part session oh that's a major piece of mine which when somebody comes up to me and they tell me that whatever i'm talking about them
major in it in college is lifted
some sort of fuckin now
it is the expression
in your crowned that's not it jewel in your side
fuck it is you don't i mean it's like do you you i hate
well who go to college in major and yet and then i think that that automatically that makes it
fuck an expert on the subject it's like douche bag you went there and you
read the books that they gave you ok the falcon
school is aligned with a certain like viewpoint and then you read
fuckin books with the same goddamned viewpoint all right they're fucking viewpoint
which is encouraging you took two to go
and pay for a fuckin education is not even worth what they charge you for you to come
scooby eighty a hundred grand and debt
somewhere along the line the banks
you're fuckin credit card would like a three thousand dollar limit owing even though your only making three hundred bucks a week it hot topic or whatever the fuck you doing saying it
buried in that debt
you spoke to knock up some broad by twenty six twenty eight have a kidney go by a fuckin how she had done
on the wheel tee and ninety your fuckin done right so i don't have one
talking about but i'm just you don't have to pick up i just don't like when i make a point somebody challenges it that's what it is
especially with the college education but anyways i don't understand why those guys aren't fuckin jail
so many ways let's get back up war michael jackson i know
the big that i was i forgot or of any
other rush you will like this but i literally
forgot how
famous that guy was why
should say more like how talents and he was because
the last week
to be honest with you for what ninety one ninety two the less
between eighteen years was so not even about his music or his talent it was all
bodies plastic surgery those
trials he went through
plastic surgery and install the weird stuff and then another thing about him was i really felt that he was killed
like a comedian who stop writing a brilliant comedian you know
just kept wherein those penny loafers any kept doing that kick in his life
got you know
does that little new thing
and then a little mine stepped to the society through
the spoken hand up into the air sort of the john travolta like i'm gonna disco dance but wait a second i'm stopping you
but anyway so the guy dies and then
they started showing always videos on mtv if you can fucking believe they actually showed videos on mtv and i came
and from shooting the movie
like five in the morning and i sat there and i watched his videos for like a fuckin hour and i remembered wants it
and how i want a giant that guy was i don't you guys
old like me but for some eu you youngsters out there when that thriller video came out
even extremists who was fuckin railways ridiculous i just want
you could just watch all the videos that that like had taken
before that video
have you ever seen that journey one that awful journey video where i mean i'm not really into the music of journey but those were all top notch fucking musicians are right
what's his face their raw
the lead singer their unbelievable voice even i just didn't like
their dramas chief smith is like he's continue to how he's like when the greatest dramas in the world right now considered there
for some reason when they made the video you have all these top notch
ok musicians for some reason they decided that they should
rather than have one of the greatest dramas in the world drum they that here
it air drum and that
guitarist should air guitar and then the worst thing ever they had the
he borders air keyboard
and then they will all fuckin just hunched in together like
i've just stopped
therefore it was fuckin embarrassing then
the way to throw a came out and basically what mtv would do was virtually
had a debut with a video that's how fuckin huge was remember these dubious but it was just everybody falcon
watched it away
just like they debuted it and then it was in the rotation they they shouted at like whatever like three o clock in the afternoon the kids came home from school and then
we will be showing it again at six
you go live a little fuckin you know i'm twelve year old life and then you come back as well
fuck it five fifty eight you sit there with
john floor you'd watch it again
we're gonna show to get at nine and then once
all right before you what do you watch it again and then the next day everybody go to school duration is four times i saw it five dr nowhere you'd have to stay up to three to focus more like you stupid arguments
they did that fall out of the like a fuckin weak
it was on real ass she watched it i want that's the first time i bet she showed the full length one i think i've seen the full length version
that's since the eighties agenda
it was fuckin amazingly then it's also sack as you lookin at the guy that's what i was doing i look at the old videos on he was a good looking guy the fuck did he do
or like it as you watching gradually you know
have operations does right there we should stop right there right right there stop freeze one two three red light
but each of you just kept fuckin going around
a thing pissed me off resolves reading in the post there was a guy writing for the post saying how we actually was at the second child molestation trial and was saying how ridiculous it was
and how he couldn't
and believe it went to trial that
charges were such bullshit
just remember thinking going where the fuck was that story in the post during that time
because i was reading the posts because i would like to support page and all
it was just talk about what you know they they adam convicted in the paper so am i
and he was talking convicted i hate when papers do that
like they go all the way to the left and then when they realize you know that they can
left anymore then they presented
fuck and right now i don't know what the fuck abstained
but all i know is i actually
darted believe in that he was just a really gullible
yeah i guess
kind of wide open to that stuff but you know that this is our i'm gonna leave because a guy was acquitted twice
i'm an ominous
believe that he was innocent but this is the deal i would believe that the guy was innocent but if i had a kid i wouldn't leave milan with them for like three seconds about that here i mean that's that
now my guy area i totally believe you
discharges we're fucked up
we're gonna go now
yeah we're going slowly back towards the car
as i listened to the two to train as it goes around your house to make sure that i will get run over by it
no i don't want a glass of wine thank you thank you very much
fairer forces died this is a really sad weak
therefore i believe that was my first
ah
no it wasn't you don't kick jackson was my first fantasy famous girlfriend
when she was on the rockies you guys rubble
rookies banner banner
ben i did i did it did it did it directorate directorate
they never that shit
great seventies
tv shows in all right the songs like that anymore i never swat bob and our power but about our ban at bath and add to deliver the delay dinner there today there
dead
when they had musicians
fuckin orchestra peoples to make
they have livings ruddy tv things but
always k jackson she was like the original
do me more however you say that fuckin cougars name with their fuckin led by tidies
yeah she played she was able to hold she had the sexy voice absolutely
beautiful eyes beautiful here the whole marketing thing she was so spoken heart action
his dress like a nurse and there was no
what an internet there was no porn
there was known i had nothing
i was a man without a fuckin country back then so
it will just at their fuckin mesmer was if there was a perfect shell and she's may do the cop the cop
characters name is still member was might anko right that's a classic seventies macho i'm talkin hidden it right name might anko
a mite tank on mother fucker that's how we should instead it there's no they should have peeped out motherfucker every week when somebody said his name
that i used to watch tat show gonna go that's what i'm gonna do in life i'll be a cop
change my name to mike jacko and i'm married some hot ass fuckin nurse and i'm paying
in that fuck yourself it i'd even there
shit like that i was like so innocent i'd even have thought
like tat i wish i was literally like in love member that
when you actually had that is before you ever met some girl who just fucked up your whole view a women and you are
we view them as if they were like these angels because it was so gorgeous
before you realise that our three out of four weeks a month it's gonna be absolute fuckin maniacs but i
grass
so warm
a fair fostered dies talk about you
of all the falcon days to die you die on a day when a guy
who michael jackson is so famous if you guys doing that thing an entire prison yard in the philippines
work nine hours to reenact the thriller dance they did it they put it up on you too
these are prisoners in the fucking philippines that
a passing off all you white trash ice road truckers out their fuck elvis
as we elvis presley was
you just wasn't anywhere near that he was
he was few jobs budgetary right now wait a minute that's a fine
the king my and you don't say that shit
elvis presley was the fuckin king you understand that buddy michael jackson was the king of
do you understand that that means his his king
is clarified he's a king
of everything now he's a king a fuckin pop elvis presley was fuckin king period which means michael jackson was it's fuckin subjects
i get that and also elvis presley didn't have the advantage of the world wide web you know i mean where you can have
as little talent as the chocolate rain guy and you can go national so
i can only imagine if you know ed sullivan could have put that fucking you now i know what the hell i'm talkin about whatever
elvis a little bit i you know i used to make fun elvis and then i went to his house
the time when i was on the road and i went in there thinking i was gonna get a bit and think in it
gonna be funny and you know what it was just said i just
a guy who was basically the arrears
behind the music guy and who
like even in death were
why is my fellow just like i'm just intruding on this guy's house and then you walk out
back in his grave and everybody's taken pictures next to his grave it just like you know
how should be hunted like ellen
should the literally be hunting that house and scaring the shit out of those pocket people but god knows they still wouldn't even get it they would
thinking you know he's doing it he sprang from the grave it's a little more
vulgar then i remember you know
i'm gonna get you the rod is our lyrics here we probably fuckin stolen if you believe what some of them
blue color saying about his music arid
what are we doing here let's get on with the weight of it and now we have to go back before that who else fuckin die there was some ethnic man died admit man
admit man died and i hated after fuckin you know michael you know ethnic man dies then
fair father dies and michael jackson dies and then
as always had douche bag who s to be like sheep bad things
in trees yet i'll bet
he's commentaries really what about david david candidate
now what about him he died that makes for stupid some old lady daddy heat stroke i saw that on the news that five
what was it all in the same week we know where i got two words for you billy maize
billy maize and i'll fuckin died toe so there you go
that's for famous motherfuckers one goddamn weak
but somebody told me some somebody wrote me a hilarious fuck an email with saying like how the fuck they
couldn't believe that data
hey billy maize diet they couldn't see his
had come when clearly looks like ie eight four pounds of bacon every goddamn morning he really did
you ever do i hate what people do that like you always predicts some shit after it happens but i gotta admit one
billy maize died you were kind of like we're here
we did have a heart attack faced any edith had that that blue beard
and he was always screaming
and not only that it was around all that cleaner how many tasty
think they did ass he was sitting there spray that oxy wash fuckin whatever the hell i was called that oxen
oxy clean because
get that should did you did you feel that a major whites a whole lot wider i don't think it did that's why i think big
may start to think was from all that lying he just could do
anymore screaming
i'll fuck in alarm clock second scratch your back or whatever the hell he had
whenever they u go what a fuckin martha david
redeem god bless him and i really think it
that people actually given shit i have no problem with with the fact
but he like two were put on fish nuts and hang himself yellow eyes
then i'm that much of a freak at seventy two fourteen years old
you know i just i just
that really like i got inspired by the fund
that he was doing that that at that age anonymous picture you seventy too you know
you just fuckin hobble and around
closure
you got paper boy do today with a period which will far away from the door that's what does
what i picture seventy two as you know you all excite you got that
kick up the stairs anymore you gonna sit that electronic fuckin thing that brings you follow up the stairs you know
maybe that shit i was talking about a long time ago we have that you have the
evaded toilet seat because
but he can use gravity and get their fuckin old ass down on a toilet see but it still takes the quad strength to get them back back up off of it
you can't afford somebody to help me up off the toilet c c
to have an elevated toilet sweet do you basic
for the rest of your life you take
fuckin shit
stand and they like a third basement euro
at the ready position that's all
take it shut
hands on your knees
stand there like fuckin brooks robinson weight to squeeze went out
madame muso wouldn't hurt either then
david carroty say
how are you guys that that's why it's
watching is so fuckin unbelievable if you want to see it that's the biggest thing you can do other than eating well i think two tribes still feel young because if you don't
wretch
your hamstringing everything off you don't structural you get it i guess atrophies i don't know what the fuck that means all i know is i noticed you know i haven't been that good about it and i've been run
with my dog and
like holy shit i am rapidly approaching the age where i can't run anymore you know i mean
happens anyways at some point you can be able to run but if you stop stretching that is the quickest i think that is
quickest way and i'm saying that having absolutely no degree in nutrition
go therapy are anything whatsoever so you can take that to the fuckin back aright
let's get into the podcast stuff here that you guys ended
here's one for your last week i was talking about grenades i don't know why i can't remember why
but i had somehow ass i presented the question
what would happen if i you know
remember cause we were talking about that guy sent in that email about that psycho who led the cross the street who was in the army and used to sneak she at home
and try and sell it in the guy was in a bar trying to sell a fuckin grenade agenda be honest you buy it wouldn't you
yet three budweiser in going through
break up
you just young and you have hope you just got
one fuckin that that industrial area that they're just
helping in your town in like our right this is the deal will pull the pin wilson
and then more fuckin roger commercial gonna do that
so anyway so i presented like i was wondering like what what the level of explosion
such a force whatever the fuck it is of a grenade like could
i had through grenade on the other side of my bed and i drove on the other side of my bed blocked up my ears and it
splendid ok
and i'm sorry about one of those beds those beds were you know you can't steal it cause they got like the fuckin the
frame underneath it what
be able to survive so
thought somebody from other the marines told me he said bill
hand grenade and your hotel room would definitely fuck your day up with a fifteen minute fifteen me
kill radius inside
of an
enclose space your head
an asshole would be indy
english all indistinguishable from one another
that answers your question yet
what say you were pretty specific there
so anyway for you who socket math
a meter is a little more than a yard and i we remember that from that commercial back in the seventies when they were trained
teach us the metric system which bombed miserably so fifteen times three would be forty five feet
and that is a radius of forty five feet jesus christ so then i
both the guy back because i regret
found that interesting
i guess because it's in closed that the ceiling canna keeps the blast in the walls and all that i guess if your outside you
better chance i don't know
i'd have to talk more about this but this immediately as opened up a new podcasting
for anyone who is in the military i want to learn
but these fuckin weapons and now what
they can do to you and i want to tell you right now anybody with a fuckin gun there's nothing they like better than telling you what the fuck and gun would do to you have you ever noticed that
time somebody gets a gun what do they say i got i can i just got to go hunting right and then you re like all
what what's gonna what what's what's that gun like in the guys do from here the fight
what you write from here and i shot your whole flock and shoulder would come off you spinal cord would be dangler they always do that shit so you know what's the point i haven't a weapon if you dont know what it would do to a human
that's what i say
anybody else and we also brave heart fan
are you actually said the other day watching the whole history of the machine gun
it was really fascinating like this guy actually developed the machine gun does he thought i was gonna save lives when he was in the civil war he was la gatling was a guy like the gatling gun
we sit there talking about how he just
are the unbelievable level of carnage
and the civil war and you got him over that's american shooting american so even if your winning now it's it's just a brutal thing
and he was saying that if we gotta machine gun if it could do the work
deeds fuckin people were twenty people then
being nineteen less people who would be out of them
i do feel too could possibly lose their lives of course
he didn't do the math of well if they get one to then you need to have another guy with a machine gun and then it just keeps fuckin escalating but i did find it interesting
or maybe that was just a bullshit that he said because he felt
that he was making money off of creating a weapon that could just literally mode down people
anyway so here's
second part of the the grenade thing i think
what i did i ask him
i remember that in its old email that guy back and i said okay so what if i had a sweet
hotel sweet and i threw it out into the living room area i closed the door in the bedroom and i doubt door behind the bed so then
he proceeded to take a lot of time out of his day which i approve
she had here wrote me a nice long email so this ladies and gentlemen is the answer to what if you had the sweet
and you little you fuckin pulled the pinner grenade closed your butt
from door to door behind the betsy i asked the questions that america wants to know
here we go this guy said i did five years in the marines
i got on the post nine eleven redneck bandwagon but by the
i got to iraq and two thousand six we stop using hand grenades indoors norma
normally we would just love a few of those factors in a room and not after
about the assholes on the other side
goes i know that's cold blooded but hey he can have it
seventy three versions of an unspecified gender
you know what that's funny ass fuckin loophole
they really just saying if seventy three virgin stay don't say that they are women do they that's that's a great analogy
anyways he said
and we replace them with a flash grenades basically
and want to kill innocent people and wine up on the cover of time magazine as is the winner of asshole of the year
then we have to be throwing the flash grass flash i just literally last month
wasted flash grenades them
would charge into the room shooting like i was in the goddamn matrix
but anyways i have seen hand grenades go off and there are to wait
there are two ways of standard fragmentation grenade can kill you won the boy
ask itself
generally projects and fifty four radius is anyway
out there can anybody explain to me the
the blast itself how that kills you if his views
get me hit by shrapnel just the blast is that basically like the most
psychotic in
the ball front kick is that when an explosion is in that that the air the forest
the blast
hits you so hard it's like getting hit by like
invisible truck is that what it is
to be honest with you i've always kind of thought about tat but i never really sat down and tried to figure it out and that's basically what i was able to come up with having now
researched anyways but anyways the guy says that the concussion from the blast turned your insides into jello if you would
in a five meter bubble
so is that what happens you know
means so literally it
getting hit by this invisible fuckin what
brutally have the one inch punch it's like getting
by that time struck in two hundred i don't know
i read the rest of us maybe we'll find out are the sec away you can die are horrific
is from a fragrance aid is the free
mutation from the shell of the grenade and free
mutation of all the other shit like what
in pieces of other people that the blue
turns into shrapnel while jesus christ
you don't owe me as much as you watch the beginning a saving private ryan like you still really can't ever capture
fuckin horrific that must be
the amount of damage afraid will do to you
next rum depends on the wall in your sweet what is made out of
if the walls are made out of concrete with rebar and shit inside you're more than
we just shit your pants
that's amazing sought tourism like rebar in there what shall imagining as those little steel things you could still fucking kill you
if the wall is thin
in some of the fragmentation make me go through the wall and hit you but
will be safe from the blast itself from problem will probably live origin
describing on the floor like that guy platoon is barnes cross over digs the shit out with a knife good lord god bless
you guys where i really do not have a difficult life here
more most doors on hotel rooms are pretty solid so i think they could take a directorate and not damage anything on the other side also depend
in the time for grenade american hangar
these are the largest and the deadliest you ass you say it's right fuckin america baby
the russian grenades are a little bit smaller i like this like the whole the whole frolic thing going on here with less fragmentation but i would
still wouldn't want to be in the same fucking zip code when one goes off
and then the second question i asked him was
hearing loss is a big thing for me because i play drums without earplugs for a while and i also went saw a cd seen a bunch other heavy metal bands in every other
i am aware earplugs
i have tonight it's in my right ear which is a
sometimes it can be a buzzing sound or it can be just a right
surrounded it never goes away and its drift
people to suicide of its loud enough mine
fortunately isn't it's just like i grow
i can barely here like a factually just stop talking if i stop taught by the late at night i can hear it when there's nothing
no one on there's no background noise i just story here like this really low disorder in my ear nine all are you just was like holy shit that must be crazy but yeah cheek
phone by the way if you want to know if there's other sound us that's not the sound in my ear that's it letting me know that i have some fucking new texts
but anyway i was always wanted like how these guys are and war
these fuckin machine guns and all this type of stuff like how do you
lose your hearing and he said
to answer your second question he said i have a condition called tonight is which
we explained by explaining to reserve which is a permanent permanent ringing in my ears and my left ear is pretty fucked up as well
dude opened up with a machine gun right next to my head and i didn't have an ear plug in my left ear
so i guess you guys we're earplugs over there but i would think sometimes
get ambush you dont have a man and then you just got a fucking open up anyway
i dont really noticed the ringing unless it's really fucking quiet and since i live in the middle of a dense urban area it's never really fuckin quite
so it's not an issue in com
we were earplugs at work pretty well shootings
small rooms are still pretty fucking loud though the loudest thing over there are air
f in anything that explodes i'm talkin
but the loudest fucking thing you would ever here in your life
also we normally communicate nonverbal through hands signals and just knowing way should be in a certain situation all
addressing the fact that you know you is what shows cop movies and any they sort of whisper
after they shot a couple a rounds
you know what i've shot gun without fuckin earplugs us another dump thing i did want by hearing i couldn't hear anything so there's no fuckin way
then whispered somebody next to me going you go around back and i'll try to keep em busy here because the guy begone like i can
i can hear you
so anyway she said they use hands signals anyway
besides shouting within earshot of the enemy is retarded since a counter attack and the element of surprise is lost
the female is probably
longer than that ladys all that ladys who made for your suit ancona now do right
we appreciate that man does anybody else out there that like really that's
like some time life books gonna stop you
when they talk about what is really like so if anybody else if i have any body whose overseas god knows you get the internet over there if you over there in iraq
if you're over there in afghanistan and trot
think of a question of running the listeners have any questions of stuff over there
ah
one for you you know you sit there and your train and you go through boot camp and you
all that stuff you know
you get yourself ready for battle
then you're going over there you know i know my biggest sphere would have banned like what am i gonna be that guy who freezes up
crying in the fetal possessions spooning his weapon enough
hold it some
scream out me private bath for closer get your shit together you bastard
yourself pile i mean what happened
does it just naturally click in gaza
think even in my first battle even if i
couldn't possibly out i would
i'll be a spaz
an empty an entire clip i've ever
going to cost about this shit we're this
up on my radio show uninformed and by the way i have a new episode common out we take
yesterday that'll be out on july third you can listen to that are now accepted
where to
and anyway this cop was saying how a lot you ve worked with guys the fur
time they pulled their weapon this is this is an old school guy so they still had like the sick shooter and was saying
pull they got out of the holster and
the time they brought it up level with the suspect they were literally otto bullets because they
be pulling it up at at at at at at at them like shooting literally the corresponding carnival they ve had guy
you'd themselves in the foot just
i just can't imagine the fuckin adrenaline that is going three of your body
something like that is happening so you know if it's not too painful obviously i'm not trying to have a big therapy session here this is supposed to be a comedy focus if you got some
funny stories or anything like that listen we ve got a funny stories about war
gauging the enemy i don't know anything that you would think would be fuckin interesting
i don't think i can i can answer any more questions about comedy i pretty much answer them all but
kind of speaking for the group here but i find that stuff really interesting
because my only frame of rust references when i watch movies and you see
these guys you know they throw
we see that the movie like there's a grenade lands near the guys who then somebody dies on top of it to save as bodies life now from i always do
that you could do that but how
just read that last one evidently if i did that then just you know
the two hundred whatever bones in my body would just turn into shrapnel and you know
our people will die around me but they would definitely rolling around the ground trying to get my femur out of the sky
they're fucking neck
so we all learn something right
get on with the podcast questions eta you know it's just not the question is are we supposed to all veterans cops anybody rednecks if you
no she probably through a grenade at a duck in its bill came back and hit you and your foot now you got a limp any any of those fuckin stories i was i would love to hear all right
ask questions of the week this is a really interesting one
this guy says bill i come from a family where more than half of the women have gotten pregnant
in their teams and almost
the men have ended up in jail in jail
at various points in their lives
so i've seen first hand how having a kid when you're not ready and going to prison at an early age can really fuck up your life
i'm trying not to because on trying to end the tradition of poverty and dysfunction of my family
very hesitant towards trying to hook up with random women and can be considered
a bit of a nerd also due to the fact that i dont have like two or three babe
mothers and i'm never brain girls around the family you guessed it i've
been accused of being gay
why is he saw his family members while ok thought i came from a dysfunctional family
all right i hope you see my dilemma here if i go out of my way to prove i'm not gay that i'm acting acting like the classic homer fault i'm not cool with that i'm also
giving them power by trying to conform to their per cent
of what a quote unquote real man is but if i ignore it they continue to talk shit it would be dead
if if if it were a collection of douche bag jacques saying things like this but it's not this is my fuckin family the people wars
most to love me unconditionally and yet
as far as it may seem my family
members are that's stupid and ignorant they think
in gay is something that warns being made fun of although i
i can really see the humour in this area
does heard a little doing the right thing by staying in school and trying to make something out of my life while staying
trouble has got me where i'm accused
of being gay i'm sorry
scots did with my family that i'm seriously considering cutting each member out of
family life even my own mother parentheses might my father
tat your thoughts
i
you're doing an amazing thing to be honest with you
i think one of the hardest things to do is to grow up in a fucked up environment into
in the environment and
be surrounded by totally immersed in it you have still
the ability to pull yourself out of it and analyze it
look at how other people are living
and if their living in a smarter way or away
that appeals to you more to actually try to go it try to go in that direction without doing what
most normal pete what most people doing
situation is they just look at other people
their living a smarter life they just dismiss them is fags you know
wanna go to college like these budgets eggs you know
yeah that's that's a lesson i learned late in life that you really have to watch out who you're raw who you
surround yourself with because you basically end up for the most part you end up doing what they do you just get
soft into their war tat so many of them
right work whenever the stock as you get sucked into their dead little la their world and
if your hang out with people who are doing dumb shit fuck up their lives there
it's a u fuck it up your life is gonna be huge and do you dont want
two or three weapon babies with with two or three different women you know that
everybody knows that and even those
fuckin retards who are doing it they know that
and you would really is i really think this is a classic example of misery loves company and they went there
in bed at night they know that they fuck their lives up and you know it when people for their lives up you know what you do you lay in bed and you think about the first day tat day when
fuck you life up when you wish you can just go back to it and make a left instead of making a right that's what the fuck their due
and the harsh reality is you can't go back in time and wood
leave you with one of two things you ve never either man up and admit
that you're the reason and you're responsible for you now for the fact that your life is fucked up and you try to make the best of it
and try to actually help other people not make this
mistakes you have that's the most noble thing that you can do or
and take the easy way out like most people and is trying to fuckin do that misery loves company and drag everybody down with you that's all
they're trying to do there trying to drag down at the bottom the swimming pools you can drown in their fuckin misery to so you're doing the right thing
and if you have to wonder if you're gonna like totally cut america's it is your friend
that is your mom and at some point you now
no they're not gonna be around forever so it's never good to not go for long periods without communicate with your family but you
can i gotta give yourself a half time speech or a pre games
before you talk to him to make
dad you know you basically stay on point and yet do
that those are my thoughts you totally doing the right thing and i think you're really strong person that you were able to see how fucked up your family was it's a hard thing to do you know and try and corrected out so it'll be
right so you you'll end up with the right woman you end up having great kids and then you'll be a break
the your break that circle but the price
on the scheduled then run into them when you have kids is then
you're gonna want their fucked up kids
hang out with your raw enlightened kids and that'll be the hard thing
they are your cousins in din and water
i don't know it's a fucking
but do you are on the right track so what do i think you should keep doing what you're doing and try
find some middle ground we keep a mad at arm's length but you don't totally sever ties
and when they want
give you should hear all about being
just given shit right back all really
really really are gay what because i dont have some fuckin site
oh come in here trying to burn down my fucking closed because i knocked up another fuckin broad now don't do that
go for that's what i would do i go for the jugular like dude your life sucks ok what's it like
earning foreign allows the a week and giving it in dividing
three hundred and eighty of it and fuck and given it to three different women
i'm going down to the fuckin hot tracking and buying your dinner you dumb fuck
put a shirt on and get your shit together around i would just say mean shit
don't listen to me that for the first part of my advice was good but you have tried to find out
you know what that is
to somebody else for the second half a right i'm not depart chop off but i got i think the first taffety voice i give you a good our rights so that
you're doing the right thing they got some positive are right next question paper
essential pretty big sports fan i was wondering what we your opinion
your opinion of soccer
i'm not much of a fan i basically only watch some of the world cup
today at the restaurant i was watching brazil verse usa game and if you
brazilian coworkers
were watching the game for the first task for the first time
at a blast watching the game because basically you got to play out the stereotypical over the top clues american they would
dying inside when the yours scored the first two goals and i got them
with them i was jealous shit like throw the flag
tell you what brazil needs to do they should
a time out regroup then my coat
hers were taken me serious rigorously telling me that there are no time out and soccer ah that's great
though they should call a fucking time out
that's not the more funding plain up the ignorant america you now
the greatest thing you can do when when you go to europe and they start giving you shit that you don't know anything about their country embrace it
three like tat
dude i gotta be honest nobody talks about your country in my country
we know who the fuck you guys are what
i can't believe you not all walkin around a wooden shoes over here you go
of cars yet i'll just
can play it up our anyways be set at my co workers were taken seriously fiercely timely that time out
he said once the u s scored the second goal i
what are the odds i'd say
a brazilian till one
there are actually wish i was there to see that you really sorry
noxious that must have been great zaragoza goes but then in the long run they given me shit cause eyes i was watching the game
i was thinking why why not have brazil take all this is this is it the conspiracy theory goes but ass i was watching a game i thought of something
i am amazed that the effort if i have a
didn't arranges to make it happen i was thinking why not have brazil take a dive against the u s but you know make it look
and then the next year when the world cup came around the interest in the u s would be through the roof in
the u s beak brazil
then you are you spell out buncher tee shirts yes but i'm fifty fifty with the brazilian in all the hallway
check brazilians ass
brazil's acid and fifteen years when everyone has forgot about the game that's when you make the movie when you think about the idea of bill i think
read it a little bit better would have made more sense you think what a worked ah yes i think
be preserved and he was the u s team started building up
you know something actually i don't think it would work because those people down there take soccer way too seriously
we'll take it really seriously but they are not like like colombia or was it colombia like
was it the venezuelan team somebody s daily put the ball in their own net and the guy went home and he got fuck a machine gun like the fuckin saint valentine's day massacre
so now i don't think it would work i think would work in america because we don't give a fuck about soccer
right i think that's the end of the questions that i have anything else here
disorganized all right how about this how about a movie review and then i'm going to end this podcast cuz old man i right at the end it now
this is too fuckin lock up i'll read one really quickly
the polish or move your view based on a marvel comic character thomas jane who is in the midst of the dream catherine a thin red line stars is frank castle who is a former
remember that becomes an fbi agent castle has one last bus to make that involves stolen weapons it during the bus the son of my boss howard saint played by john travolta his killed saint once vent
it's one who got his son killed and finds out a castle is one the one who costing sons death not to spoil any
but shit happens and castles
gets in his camera
appreciate some shit up i give it to
forced stars it's a move
it tries to be route realistic which is great compared to the over the top cliche actual action sequences and the sequel it's definitely
the rent or a purchase seeing as how it's five dollars on dvd and ten dollars on blu ray at best buy or walmart and
two versions the three theatrical and extended addition sell this guy gives the two out of four stars basically saying the punisher is a good rental our right
that's a podcast for this week i hope you guys enjoyed it
don't be one more podcast out here in new york city and
will finally be back out in los angeles
or maybe i shall be in san francisco yak as july thirteenth as a monday and i will be doing to shows
punchline in san francisco and have yet to put those up on my site so i have to do that and the next big
i have is gonna be doing the comedy works in
denver colorado i believe the data the twenty third the twenty fourth and twenty fifth so what
please come out check that out and if your fan of my radio show the uninformed show
showed rosa we have a new episode coming out
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