Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast in just checking it on you. Objects. Are you. Guess I give a fuck right I care about you all. I do now here we go on everything going go with you, I hope it is all freckles. Pasty, all fuckin man, forty eight years old, my back fills better than it has since that, since I don't know when just been going to the chiropractor and get in this fuckin. This shit beat out of me in massages. Finally, not enough it's fucking great. I guess spine was compressed and twisted for decades,

so get out after having professionals beat the shit out of me for like weekly, for, like the last since May, I guess, No, I think I. Finally I on Dids Day day did it or whatever, but now like when I go to stretch, When I go to you know, you know the whole thing you lay on your back and this young people won't notice because they just get up off the couch and start run defined as a young, but all people she lay on the floor right. You get down a floor right. You make that noise Nick going down again up. It's the same noise right here down a fuckin ground in you, bring wanting in these up to your chest right and then you bring it over to one side than you have your I'm sticking out. You know like almost like you're doing like some sort of old Times football move right high stepping over somebody, but when I do that on the ground now I just bring that over. In my back just racks from the lower back to about three quarters of the way up in that never used it be crack at all. It was

don't fucking jammed in there Don feel good management workin out most men like a fuckin animal, though barbecue Sunday. That's all. She wrote with that right and I did a show soil barbecue and then I also fuckin. Eight many club green room was workin down there and most set the. The comedy and MAGIC Club and which is really fuckin, call to go down there now, because whenever I look at the peer I'm like that's the thing I fly over right, but you know what I'm coming down. You know: does the harmonious a beach pair than Manhattan Beach peer when you get to that one you gotta be down around, like you know,. Like three hundred feet? That's when you call Ella X and say hey, I wanna, fuck and sketch out of underneath the fuckin jets their right, and I never knew worry that I never know where the beaches were, Look at me this right nowhere, the beaches are

the only reason why I know where the beaches eyes. So I know how to drive in the opposite direction. I fucking. The beach. I've fucking! Oh my god. I hate the beach. I love the fuckin beautiful brown people that go there yet of. Ten in themselves. Up God bless you. I sit there like the boy in the bubble. You know and one of those Ford Astros with the slight fuckin Dorothy with the I look out like the boy in the bubble. Right By a fuckin hated, I get there, it's taught his fuck, it's boring terrified to go in the ocean. I'm a fucking going in there. Goddamn, see monsters and they're gonna go fuck and grab you. You know. What about you, what kind of a fuckin more I just I'll, never get over there, the fact that people just swimming the Fucking Ocean and oil as a shark attack. Today, you George

Somebody goes to the fucking do when they did they crawl into the fuckin cage they get attacked. Everybody's general consensus is consensus. Is yes it's a tragedy and we are therefore, what do you think What's going to happen, you know you go to the beach and go into the fucking ocean. Everybody actually gets a big city is a big surprise out of that, but I can't believe it. You went into an unnatural environment right And is something where there was a bunch of shit there that could kill you in something did or took a chunk Oddy. Took a fuckin by daddy, you know when you come stumble and out of here I don't know why I just makes me think of an unfinished cigar when somebody gets bit right You know I went to this Fuckin party right and I brought inside from birthday. It got me this really. Incredible boxes cigars, so Oh yeah.

I immediately call all my friends because you know or whatever it's like it, because I'm not gonna smoke. All ten of these fuckin things. First of all, now cigar smoke is about to social think right and secondly, I don't want to smoke all of them, because I'm trying to keep the habit it. They are right. Special occasions wants to twice a month right so I brought it over there and there was a bunch of hovering Kuntz who all showed up. Everybody actin, like they're, fucking cigar smokers,. Add some handed amount to these. These people- I don't fucking, Know- and I turn my back and like fifteen minutes later, like three of them have been set I doubt they like they want even halfway done idiots. Anyway, so now I just I figured I'd, see if you get bit by a shark and he's coming takes, like you know, Bottom, thirty, you off, and you come out like, like a fuckin unfinished cigar. Now

Fuck. It made sense to me visually, that's what I thought of ass. Well, ass its part, doesn't even count. Doesn't me just check it in on you. Or Billy Back brace her took it off like fuckin Forest Gump, I actually feel like I could run the only downside to my back fail in disgrace. It does right now is have to fight myself from doing something really stupid. But but, as always, I was site I didn't have to use any drugs. I stayed away from all of that shit. It reminded me of that guy when I used to watch the dark the doktor drew show. The celebrity rehab, and there was a guy from taxi who, since passed away any kind- I've done painkillers and shit he's always bitch about his back. And I remember I'd for whatever reason I was just thinking about that- go man- I was sick. I went to a fuckin car fraction of monsieur said: go down the fuckin painkillers,

Who knows he might have done heroin first. You might have that is back not enough on our, although tend to stare pretty operate deputy keep their backs rate than their legs, but I don't know But as always, I don't know what the fuck is going on, they are so Monday night, Sunday night, sorry I went to which the comedy magic club. Worked and that's not an easy role, not an easy one to do. Well, it does those people have seen a ton of fuckin comedy Guenaud, J Lenin goes down there every Sunday, so they used to seeing. The top notch shit. So you know, if you go down there and you half ass it, you gotta bombs of it. I had a good set, fortunately something in the middle of my satisfaction Lena might stand. I had, and I had my my solar. Like said leaning on how you do I had my arm up and sometimes pushed into my elbow and when my hand was like that, I want to close my maker sir,

My middle, my index of my fuckin ring finger wooden. Clothes was like in slow motion really Bring me up what the hell I did, but it Well, basically, tone you peoples and fallen apart. My back feels good so anyway, so that was the first night. Me like an asshole, but I still work out every day fuckin crushingly elliptical. I give it back at night a little bit like a drink here, a fuckin she stick with. The fuck I have right, but Then Monday, last second, a buddy I called me up and said: hey. Sting and Peter Gabriel, a plan at the Fuckin Hollywood bowl right. So I said. You know what I bet veni call you displaying drums. I gotta go see that that second This is one of my favorite dramas of all fuckin time and he's one guys, who just keeps getting better he's an absolute monster, I mean the guys like push sixty years old. Any could still like. Blow away.

Young drummers in their teens. You know what I mean a lot of young drummers, just thinking all the young guys at the shit and fuck and flashing than is You get older, you know they start practice in whatever he's one of the few fuckin guys there was no drop off. He just kept getting better and better and better and better so I say fuck this right, so I called up somebody Who was in the no one I was like. Hey is Veni plan tonight and they were like they get back to me and I was like thought that was that that was the game. Changer it does. I gotta go fuck, it see it right. So I go on the year, the hub of the stop there, the old stub hub. Paid through the fucking knows get as close as I can't say now, more fuckin excited I'm all down low right. Of fucking go one: oh my god, to drum kits up there of said Peter Gabriel's, gonna open do is set then stay.

He's gonna do a fuckin set and then the end they going to come out and sing Fuckin have under Gila, whatever they can do some sort of encore together right, The fuckin show starts and. There so many fucking people on it Peter Gabriel. What was going on and Peter Gabriel Right Son is like You guys are right in front of us. He sings one of his fucking. I world music songs was amazing in his voice. Sounded fuckin incredible Now my goal Kay the Peter Gabriel his giant ban here, the giant s fuck in Burma to dramas in shit, is he's, gonna, fuckin, open and then stings gonna come on. I'm going to see Veni right, he finished is the first fuckin song. He walked off stage, then all of a sudden sting just walks out areas like what the fuck. Right. Any starts playing a fire. You re start singing that sign on like wait. A minute wait, a fox Betty, I realize he's

playing all fuckin time here. Spine these. This final, what the fuck of somebody's absence some shit, so I could see, was like the top of his head. But there was likes video screens and stuff. So of course I was standing on my tiptoes to watch it, but what killed me about? is playing Every great musician has a voice right analysis like happy to say that, but that Fuckin guy Belle of his ride symbol and when he plays the cross, stick on a snare. It's just undeniably like that's fucking, Vinnie call you the fact that I wish he was making a noise there. Close to me- and I was immediately here in it- and just all the times that I've listened to All the music that he's made with staying and everybody else, the fact that they were actually put reproducing it live right there. This fucking nuts to me the plane. These songs, for us this is fucking incredible right, so then the king, to go, and they just keep flip flop and back and forth.

Sustained finished his pocket song, then Peter Gabriel came back. Output sting stayed in full. Can play base on Peters Shit and then they just kept going back and forth and occasionally Peter due to an instinctive a couple. Casually sting, would walk off appeal would do a thing and then vice versa. Whatever Finally, in the middle of it well, maybe towards beginning. I can't be that they talk to the crowd a couple times and they basically said that they would just dead They both have bans in a kind of competing with each other is banned, and pay a Gabriel's ban was the red ban. Stings was the blue ban and then I've been, I finally know to sell. One dramas got read the other cities play on blue drums. And I love the way, told a story they would just. You know I haven't a battle of abandoning like when we fucking go want. We're all I can say It was an incredible night. They played like all the fuckin hits Peter Gabriel play bigtime sledgehammer shocked the monkey. Red rain

Sting played forget Sandy, sending out an is so as bunch of shit of ten summers, tails. Some shit off a soul cages, it was some police stuff, it was fuckin. Amazing was fuckin amazing, and you know that We are back at last night but of course I was in the crowd, at the Hollywood bowl d they drink wine, which, Give me a brutal hang over oil. They had these giant fuckin beers. Which I gotta be also just, does nothing to me. It's just this. It's like. So if someone just handed a job here once you drink this, I guess I and I get, and I get really nothing out of it. So I like kick it I'll gives you write their Fred and it's just a couple of swallows. But anyway, Jesus Christ, the level of Eu Citizenship, the backup singers one in particular, was just they kept. You don't given her soul is itself. She was incredible.

To watch. Sting played base got to watch him up close The weird way can it comes from the side rather model based players? Can I have a hand up top restive. If thumb on the lowly or whatever the fuck, that string is an he looks like he's coming from aside like a fuckin crab, was really interesting. But anyway, it was like some of the best musicians ever going to see that's what I did Monday. And die than Tuesday. We came and we did the polish up the table read of episode ten and accorded episode ten and that's it. Oh fuck it Billy red faces on Fuckin summer vacation here then I got a nice. I know what I'm gonna go about. Ninety before I go off to the European Tour Anna work out like a madman, still I have a couple to three drinks, what workshop play our body I do and I plan to have a nice I want to have a healthy, fuckin tour over there. You know

My wife isn't going on this run. She's gonna meet me over their afterwards when take a few days to hang out, but during the whole right. It's a thrash. It's like a different city, every fuckin night. So it's kind of boring and pointless Do you really just saying to the person who isn't doing shows like hey? Do you want to do you want to go over to Europe in like pack and unpack every fucking day, and then, like you know, I died. I don't in barely see anything, that's what I'm offering you. So what I want to do that State I'm workin with Joad, arose in Dublin on one of the shells it's an earlier show which is odd to me, but whatever it's not my fucking deal right, so that nights a wash and me we're gonna get shit faced. Then the next night Belfast and I'm gonna drive up and drive back so that night, I'll fuckin. Take it easy They can early irish people bitch and already asked that being a pussy drink.

I can't do it cause I gonna make sure I have good shows and then I got Galway away, but a chill for that. Then London Chill for the first night. Second night, I'm gonna, maybe you know. Knock a few back and then I go to Scotland. I believe To night stare I'll just fuckin chill the third night that's gonna be hard because it's it's the whole fuckin. The festivals going on over there. Somebody may mean a tonic meetings, be a rough one in Germany are gonna, worry about shit, whose get no I gotta go on. Ass appears: it's ok! It's gonna get rough once again about Scotland, whose kit nobody, but that the first half of that First F, I wanna be healthy, does Amsterdam in there. You know what this whole thing just went off the rails. Ok for the first few nights in Ireland. I think it's gotta be ok one night, London other than that might be a little rough. But if I can eat well.

The problem is: when you go to a Europe that is just this just fuck. It there's no treadmills that these people just don't work out. It's weird they're, not necessarily fat, but they're not in shaping the did just sort of peace. The to me like here those arms of their connected to your torso. They got like this. Like I think, elliptical are illegal in England. I don't know what the fuck is. Everybody so jammed it in there that little island I'm fuckin with the obviously have gems over there. Somebody trotted treadmills and shit as much as I can and die. I already know how gonna open my set when I'm over there. You know. It's it's gonna, be it's gonna, be a great fucking time. I can't wait to do it and I'm so site that we got for his big chunk of work done,

on now on access for family, I feel I can could finally fuckin to fund. Fuck and chill out and come up this week by the way next Monday night is the second. The two year anniversary of the goddamn comedy GM, and they gonna have it at the Roxy down on Sunset Boulevard. And Roma, Is it that I might be down, I'm gonna be down there for that show its next Monday night. If you're in the area, I'm ready busted out the fuckin. Stop the Fuckin green sparkle, Ludwig KIT, I'm gonna, bring it down there for that, and I bought it two years ago. I've never played it. I got the seventy one, Ludwig it's fucking gorgeous and right as I got it. I had it all set up and everything we got what we had the water damage on the house. Fortunately thank Christ. It didn't come down in the room where the drums were so immediately went out. I got drunk cases and I put the fucking things away and

and. You know that was a year get the house fixed, they stating cases and then the next year my truck shit, the better how to get the engine rebuilt because he's gonna do is put him in the cases and take em all draw hersel space. I was never able to do that. And then my truck was better and then I started. Writing on. F is for family so and just like that, fucking two years goes by. So I busted him out. Seventy one Ludwig kick. I get the fuckin pasty symbols. Dental bottom set up. The fifteen in China had to twenty four inch ride Fleet, fucking overkill, and I'm gonna play couple size actually sat down and play drums today for the first time since, like March, played like a drunk it. You know other than a corrupt. I think that took two lessons, but that's you know different than sit down a playing and I'll tell you right now I fuck inside jesus- I'm sorry just blew out here- you're say: oh, my god, I was fucking terrible terrible. I better get my shit together by Monday night,

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bound to go off the rails after a while all right. So what else did I want to talk about anything? Somebody said that the New York Times did this article for the love of God. I can't find it. They did it in talking about the legal position of pot. And was saying in states where we'd is become illegal, that prescriptions Gone down drastically, obviously for pain, anxiety and all that other stuff, and it's really started to become the wonder drug man that all the hippies always said, and I always fuck it was like now- bows is legal, blah, blah blah, and now it's really look in that, like booze, does way more fuckin damage over so Delicious does way damage. Then we does so. According to this New York Times article forty two, This person, who said it was in New York Times article

The pharmaceutical lobbyists are now going after legalised marijuana every state and they're they're try start trying to fuckin. You know basically go: oh, my god. It's the devil in blah blah blah blah blah get people to see using it and have all this shit about side effects up at the start, showing commercials and all that, but I to tell you the fact, This is the proper. Maybe they will. I was just the problem that they're gonna have is now that the cats out of the bag. Ok in these states are making so much money tax revenue right state level, but how at Denver federal level you dont pay federal level, but not at weird fuck. It thanks Don't pay federal encounter at it's weird fuckin thing, so nobody knows, or by won't accept the money. You know cause the bank's federal banks or whatever can't accept the money or whatever. So

What these these people who grow the we are doing, they're just buying up land. So in Colorado, from what I heard once again, I never read I listen to people and whatever they say to me, I just considered it as a fact It's so much easier than doing research, and you know it's great about it. If you fuck up it makes other people feel smart. You know Nothing nothing structure, wriggle like correcting another human being, that's it but, being nothing can speak, it can drive the car. Maybe you can fly a play. To be right at me. Anybody could be right when there's a dog you know, there's a fucking dog and the run that doesn't do anything for you yet all. But if it's another fuckin parson right is gonna, thumb and shit and can lay hold a hammer if you're fuckin read that just it's the greatest

actually actually one thousand eight hundred and ninety seven one thousand eight hundred and ninety set spanish american war anytime. You get to do that and then you get to watch them be all fucking man like when I was talking about George Bush. I thought everybody was making fun of him cuz. He he didn't dance. Well, I didn't realize it was so memorial service, for you know Fallen officers or or an officer in particular, and I didn't look- I just watch the fuck video just rolled in, You know everybody. Let's, let's, let's fuckin, correct all Billy Red Beard, Euro, everybody, a great fucking time doing that but I'm off the rails. Here. Ok, I stopped to say you know. You know as much as that was inappropriate, which it was completely inappropriate. Obviously it was fun to see him. You know Was fun to see these enjoin is retirements like when you see let em really let the beer go out and get rid of fuckin two pages doesn't give a shit

And when you look at a lot of people saying you know, maybe George was a little drunk Do you know what's good for him. Good for that, fuckin guy, because that fuckin guy he held it together for a goddamn years Of granted he gave a speech the way I read advertising granted. We went into why rack, because there was weapons of mass destruction and we never fuck and found Eddie Oliver fuckin story goes away, but if you make fun of fat people as a comedian, all of a sudden you get in trouble. It was what about this. Fuckin guy is guy. We played fuckin patty cake, petty cake, bakers, man at a fuckin funeral Lord, that guy is like he's like you. When you talk about failing upwards. I think you know something

there's something about that. Guy he's just smart enough to know that he's not qualified, and I think that that's why drugs, I think, that's why it's getting she that fuckin vibe, just these he's kind of like Rodney, does everything but tugs on his collar earlier today is a rough one policy. See what the fuck happened, but what way? What website talking oil in New York Times They will say that yeah that these pharmaceutical lobbyists in outward we're gonna be trained. You know fight back things to win back some of their money. Capitalistic society here right. What do you do somebody's taken in year year? cotton, India Territory, what he had done here. You go on the offensive. You start making up shit about him. You lie out. That's what you do so. I was gonna say now that the cat is out of the bag legally, with weed. It's gonna be really hard gonna say, because not only is

appearing to have all these positive effects. Medically. Wanting to stuff that people said to me that dates allegedly said scientists did. It also makes you feel good gets a rough one. You don't me whereas all that other shit, a lot of the pharmaceutical stuff, just sort of like numbs The pain all of it stuff and then all of a sudden you get onto the hard drugs and all that it's really fuck and evil. The I got a friend of mine. She had problems with their. She couldn't some goin out the shoulders she can pick a fuckin hours are passed to shoulder. I refer to this same monsieur said: I went to bed, she immediately. Was getting results and she she was according to her, was stuck go into these fuckin doctors, I'm the guy much totally shit, none doctors, stuff like tat, but.

It would be nice if the mainstream medical, what kind of let these other people come in? You don't owe me it's just that. The day people outside people outside of the mainstream medical, basically hospitals and shit, I'm not mainstream medical means. It just sounds write to me right, Jesus, I'm so out of my fucking element. You know what it feels good. I feel like I could start swing in my arms at a funeral right now. When you get outside of hospitals and stuff, you could actually most people, you find don't know what the fuck that door, but if you find that Jem, that's outside of this Fuckin studios system, basically they actually can cure, You know where a lot of this other shit is just treating it entreating it and treating it and treating it until you then get symptoms for sub mouse and entreat that treat dead tree tat. You know It's a fucking shady think

It's a big fuckin problem and it requires a lot of reading a research, and I have to be honest with you. I did not have that before I started talking about seven minutes ago so, there's that subject. We up to twenty seven, almost twenty eight minutes. Zol drum nerd ship I saw Steve Smith, is playing with journey again, I will have to go fuck. It see that I've, never seen him when you play with vital information. I've never seen that guy play life, fuckin, dvds and all that shit there's another one. I gotta check off the fuckin bucket list, but if, if that add Sting Peter Gabriel. Tourists come into your neck of the Do not sleep on it like I've, never seen like sting having so much fuckin fun. I've never realized how like goofy and silly Peter Gabriel was Scully synchronize dances and sheds Fucking Larry's Annie's funny as hell. And like sting, was just like.

Really just taken a back seat when Latin Peter Shine and all of that, all in all that fuckin drama that you always heard and that that ban the police, it was great, seen sting just fuck, it may granted the guy still. He looks better than he looked when he was in the police. It's fucking, ridiculous Jesus, nice clean Livin in fucking yoga. And and whatever the fuck does, that tantric we come for like fucking fifty minutes. Whatever that shit is it's unbelievable, I mean the guy looks better than he did in thirty years ago,. His hair somehow grew back, I don't know, I don't know what the fuck this guy's door He looks like it's a combination of like a teen idle, Annie, he's in like mad max all at the same time he never kind of like. As far as like his wardrobe, though I will say that guy is never sort of advanced path. Stop that synchronicity tour. You know.

And when he Elsie always has to put an over at the end of you know when you did wrong, and then when he had one to do a calm response, but the crook, but the crowd is, got rats Like where do they come from He loves the O. A bit it does that this castle and wife yells up you know up the fuckin garden like these up there I say. What do you want for lunch? Large love these up there? What say would show. Spock Drive and are nuts factors he put with the end of everything, just fuckin say sandwich right. If could What you get needed, no sneaking put an hour with the end of everything it anyways. What am I doing here was a fucking great, show so I saw it could work tomorrow. Now we do the aromatics I'll, take it. The whole process, everybody over the next two years. We wait for this fuckin thing the come up.

So once you write the thing and once you recorded before the animated they have. These things called Anna Maddox, which is just rough sketches. Ok of the scenes, the way that they going to drop draw like you know they look at the script and says he know Frank walks into the house. So I know it's in the house, but there's a lot of other stuff that is sort of variables about where people are standing and where they're sitting how their eyes are moving and all of that shit and it's This is where it gets a little bit tedious, but it was much harder. The first season, the second season now everybody kind knows how everybody creates and shit so we go in now. Look at the automatic for like the second first or second episode, and you just look at you know, is the scenes go when you be, like I'd. Frank needs to be standing up here soon, needs to be doing this so whatever and dumb have to be honest with you. I am diesel. Arm gestures, but I'm really bad at the directing shit like this should be a too short. There should be a master and all that

not only my bad at it. I have no desire to get good at it The tough thing like I don't give a shit that is there's nothing more boring to me, then that Just sitting there going like this should be over this guy shoulder this should be to shut. Can we dolly in? Can we get it? and whatever the fuck they say, and I just I just glaze over it- reminds me of when, for whatever stupid, fuck and reason, my junior year of high school, like. I took algebra too, and fuckin trigonometry, and it was just like I fuckin had to go to summer school after algebra. I barely got out of that shit. I got Fuckin de minus and geometry? Just because my teacher was cool, I flung did she gave me the day minus so, have back to back. Going to summer school and the disarmament I was lost by I was done. I was done three weeks into September.

But to interact, was fuckin over and ended up in fucking, mother fucking, so school again. I swear to God of my geometry. Teacher didn't woke me up at the demand. Is I would ahead like a dynasty, I would add three years in a row of summer school fuckin dope I don't know I'll. Tell you this right now. This is how dumb I am his. I can't remember why I even just fucking told you that what the hell was I talkin about. I just sat up in my whole memory went the fucker, however, say what you write. Then I start talking about. I don't remember, but you know at the great thing is I dont have to remember anything else who gives a shit, because this is this is the year this just me checking in on you just speaking the cubicle maybe get an office. You gotta door You feel good about yourself. You like that door put stuff on it, the close it say, no calls me you feel good? Then you close adorn you snicker to yourself, like I just said, no calls.

No calls guy called my calls, anyway, I did that that sets a park. Yes, please go see Peter Gabriel, insisting on tour An amazing made a very and everybody else in both of those bands. I should have known more than names. Should it looked it up, but on run around like a fuckin lunatic and that's if anybody can find that New York Times article. I would really like to read it a dog. I'm also going try to read up on that whole Fuckin European Union think when I go over there, just in case anybody's, occurred to me about not know what the fuck is going on in the world which, which I don't I do know that there was some sort of fucking old coup attempt in Turkey. This crisis, the only thing scarier than trying to overthrow that the government is attempt it and then failing

This is one of the scariest couple of paragraphs ever read Turkey. President tape, the double why Ip Erdogan? Today, a bird again declared a state of emergency on Wednesday, as he widened a crackdown against thousands of members of the security forces, judicial to judiciary, civil service and academia after a failed military coup. All right. Here's where gets scary Erdogan, how he said said, the state of emergency lasting three months would allow its government to take swift and decisive measures against supporters of the coup. And was allowed under the constitution. Yeah They are about to kill a couple thousand motherfuckers. Jesus.

That right, there is the definition of Jesus in the all right, they're Fred, there's no called lotion in there you don't called lotion is is: is your final meal on death row? Man will make you whatever you want. You guys assuage our dear then we're going to electrocute Jesus. Did all right, that's support, cares just checking, and earlier I'll see you guys.

Again on talked you get on Monday and that's it. Thank you. Everybody. You help fix my fucking back. I feel great I'm in a great mood. Please enjoy this music and then we got thirty minutes system. Throwback, podcast greatest, sits Roma podcast any new. So I got that out of the way that I had two days dang in New York and then I came down a new Jersey like this is gonna, be great.

I got the pressure Letterman off me. That's off my fuckin back, now what now? What do I do? I get to go to one of my favorite clubs in the country distress. Factory. I was already talking to work very brand. The club owner, on a boat, we were gonna go out on his boat on Sunday, everything was gonna, be great. All the shells were fuckin sold up had a great time, and then what happens? These fuckin nerve on the weather channel. What Do they turn out all the lights in the studio they put a flashlight under the chin, and just start. Scarron, though, Live shit out of people, and you know what kills me is every fuckin time, by a do it. I was about an all weekend, unlike nothing's, going to happen.

I'm in my old to tell him area of a Fuckin Snickers bar nothing's going to happen. You gonna be fine, all the People goin out gathering up fuckin food for what. People, do you realize how long you can go without food? Food is no big deal. You need water, that's what the fuck you need. That's what you mean, I'm actually look in here now Gives a fuck dot com? How long persons survive with food and water. Basically, it depends on it factors such as body weight, Gina variations. Other health considerations, whether a fork not Most importantly, the presence or absence of dehydration. So she got water people. You can basically go forty, six, two about seventy three days without without food than that was based on a tenant. Vigils who died on a hunger strike and they die between forty six days and seventy three days

I say: drink water, you don't have water, we the dead in about three days right so enough with the Fuckin, milk and eggs- soccer moms now for the next fuckin three weeks, who wants what Syria, who want silly way haven't cereal and you haven't an omelet. Isn't gonna go to waste people tone you to fill up. You got the bathtub full of full of full of water just in case. Jesus, Fucking Christ, I'd rather die than drink IDA might bathtub a right. I wash my fucking dog and they're not draken. Out of that thing. Ok stick my head out? The window drink the raindrops. I think those what be cleaner than the God Top that I watched my dog in and then hit with chemicals left stomach

So, by the time the fuckin rescue both comes, you just get water, everybody get water, get yourself a couple of fuckin zag, not bars, And gotta go out good out of God, thereby fuckin seven eleven go by of eight dollar poncho. You find you house you're fine fuckin people, whether genomics. They call me half my goddamn gig money. We but it had shows, we could show Saturday night. It was raining hard Saturday night. On both shows everybody could have got their fuckin lapse, everybody goes home at night we eagerly boggley, fuckin hurricanes hurricanes come through the North EAST, it's like like an old prize fighter. By the time it comes to us. It's all. Fuckin punch, drunk and people have no. This standing out in it, because they should,

got knocked out, have no fuckin problem. They just sit there laughing at it right What is this? What a hurricane is in the northeast? It when it's down south its cash clay right before he becomes Mohammed Ali. By the time it gets up to Jersey in New York, it's fuckin Ali when he fought Larry humps every fucking time Yet these people, we all run out the weather How long you guys, you guys, think Fox NEWS last year, or CNN, depending on what side of the political venture on you want, you want to see some lies put on the weather, jail return, is a storm. Scared the shit out of every time. There's gonna, be it's gotta, E46 at holy shit. That's almost up to my calves. How will I ever get to where the food is for six inches Jesus Christ who

talking to eighty year old. Even then, you know your people, though, before You're there already, where in a sweater dress for a blizzard. You around anybody, Work for the weather channel zany. Listen to my podcast. Can you please tell me what yeah. I think the supermarkets are behind that right, Ralph Shaws. Gal since Fuckin whole foods, all of them that Their pale, you know the big time Corporations they wait for the political elections as when they start throwing their money around and start calling up a truck, fuller, hookers, Blow some bible, belgian douche bag right, a marriage five kids Loma wipe Analogue Jesus support troops there. What are they doing? RO, big pile of money, Adam have two three whole

drop to their knees and that's why what next? What happens? Next, ah he comes on his Blazer? That's what happens every body goes all over his red tie than he goes out. Jesus Christ. I write your guy make your own me. You got video up just tell me what you want me to do. Will pass any bill. You want me to pass for the love of God, though let my wife's see that as We are that works. Well, look let's stay on track here. Ok, the fucking weathered. Does anybody was my podcast work? Did they ever work? You give me any sort of anonymous behind the fuckin scenes over there. Why every time it just gonna rain. Today to scare the living shit out of us. Why is that? You know. How often they write it always it's always downgraded to a tropical storm by the time it comes here. So I was telling me the entire east coast. The way it shaped.

That's from years a hurricanes comes right, in the floor in Georgia. South Carolina gives a nice fuckin but cut to their southern balls and then slows the fact out right the Carolina Virginia Europe, then what. I'm its d Brok Obama's out on the porch dry, off his nuts with those nice when that night? Ok, when right, Jesus, I'm talking about want to fuck go home. I was actually thinking you know when you get when you fuck up and lay feeling Not if I could just go back forty eight hours Howard do this differently. There's an avis in there. Maybe of my Jesus as a call back on this Without this comedian he was always late. We a car service to the you're so sick of waiting for him we're to miss our flight. We just took off without him we said fuck em and we got halfway to the airport.

Calls up all pissed off so yeah. Fat boy, you wanna fuck, were you like? Do we waited twenty minutes. You didn't show up at ease. I I was in the lab. And that became the catch raised for the rest of the tour. I was in the lobby anytime, you fucked up and people I call on you want some shit you want We have time now I didn't yes, you did. I was in a lab. When it made us laugh of made. You laugh, I don't give a shit, we expected for me I'm stranded. The feeling of being held hostage in my cap just forgot about me. You know, maybe just all a practical joke. I have no idea, so whenever here I sit. It always anything sadder than a strategy comedian with no shows to do

twenty four hour. Jim downstairs, I haven't used it How can you guys bottle the weighty, the way lose weight? I'm doin it dummy pizzas. I have ships. Today I fuckin to hamburgers dissolved during our again be. Bad Hurricane Irene Falcon overrated. Bob sit here. I realized you know tomorrow, might finally get the fuck out of here. Go home, could see A girl I could see A dog right can have a good fuckin time. You know can crews around in my hybrid it's what I was looking forward to doing and son. I realized I was strategy. So what do I do.

Do. I handle it like a man or do I start Kherson like a little bitch. You know what the answer is. So what's up done? Haven't my fuckin temper tantrum, May I ask the fish and chips I say I am an arena. Fuckin ran a movie here in the hotel, I gotta run a movie sculled catching health to documentary the guy with the glasses who was at the cubs game. Who were reached up for that file. All that voices are was allegedly going to catch, so I hit the earth to watch the trailer and they are talking about Get this guy on they're gone and says how you work for sports illustrated. And his assignment to find this guy. What the fuck is. Was steed, MR, I don't know not from Chicago Swell. Shit. I don't know what his name is right.

Does he goes? My sign was to find this guy and he goes my heart sank. You know because actually, felt for this guy. I didn't go see him And I said to my utter editor: why can't we just leave this guy alone? Can we just leave the guy alone egos now go, find him just showing the highlights of this dude. For those you dont know the play basically The cubs have won the world series since nineteen o eight. You know. They're a game away from going there about away from going to the Fuckin World Series, salaried all the cub Vance just hit Fuckin mute for the next ten minutes. They got the five hours away. So subdued right, left handed batter hits the slicing fell down the left field line, it's right there. Add to that? left field noises Halloo he's got a chance to make a play and all the all these fans reach up to grab the ball, but though it just hit one guy,

and Moist Lou flips out. He doesn't catch it sort of yells towards the fans like what the fuck outta caught that and then after at the wheel start fallen off, but they got it and they lose game seven and then everybody I was gonna made it buddy boated Admin Preston and they let up eight runs. They look The game and then they lose game seven and then everybody. The murdered his fuckin kid to this guy is basically so that they gonna basically interview the guy's. Far as I could fuck and tell my Jesus says fascinating. I won't let me watch this God. God knows I got the time. Let me watch a movie right. So I go to order it and it doesn't allow me too. So I got a call downstairs. D. You know, I don't know what somebody had kid. Somebody did one run a porno, so I take it that you know switched over, so I could actually be an adult and pick out a movie. So I watch this fuckin thing. I write about the Cubs about their history.

Their curse about this poor bastard they got used, is the scapegoat This is what I was solve. This is the bill, a good I was solved. Ok, thirty six hours a lie to buy the fucking, whether channel I want some truth in my life. This is You're telling me this thing is about. This is how your advertising- and I want to see it- do you know what the first The minutes of that movie was it was taking me I was sudden I'm looking to build Butner. Unlike what did I order the rough fuckin thing screw. We slowly He played the bill. Wagner incident. Sit there watching all a sudden, I'm looking to Bill Bognor unlikely. Did I order the rough fuckin thing? I don't want to see the shit you understand this. Like my baseball, nine eleven I don't ever want. You know let like

ten year anniversary of nine eleven come up, and I think I don't want to watch any of that. I don't ever want to see that footage again like how the fuck did you ever forget it. It's absolutely fucking horrific horrific, I don't want to see it, We need to see it to remember it I'll, never forgets our Pearl harbor, my grandmother. Still. Is it like japanese people, because a Pearl harbor, ok She could remember that shit. I don't think I've got a problem of some ten fourteen years ago. Okay, so now anyways total total Fuckin tangier. So I'm watching this thing for the first two just to warn red Sox, fuckin fans, the first fucking face. The minutes of this movie is the bill What do you think the thing that we left behind it so funny Poverty just texted me than the night. But

during the hurricane typical Fuckin Yankee, FED typical Yankee Fan living in the past, right, he key tax me he goes April. What was what was worse for red Sox fan? He goes Butner or errand boy. Just gotta, know what we wanted to talk in baseball, and I was just like us like neither do they dislike. I don't even think about that shit anymore. To be honest with you and then it gets. Madame la typical red Sox fan terrible finance of global public plus. I don't know what he wanted. Gotta me. So I just Texas, Exactly I haven't thought about that shit since two thousand for its over you: don't it is it He fancies to be able to bully red Sox fans about that shit. Because we had one one forever. You know so they just. I think that they they miss. The kind of like our big brother, who just beat the shit out of us forever and then one day we were the same height

the shit out of him. You know, and then they just state it was over, We're not scared. He anymore. We expect a Beecher, it's fuckin over at night. I think they still don't know what to do. You know wait a minute we used to tease you always to always win and yet You don't know you don't now we got this. The biggest chow Of all fuckin time is hung around your neck. There never be beaten. When do you guys think another? Two hundred and twenty million dollar ten million dollars you, whatever the fucker, was with five first ballot hall. Famers loose for games arose after being up three games to non. I'm asking you to a contain that has won the World Series and, like a hundred years right here ask me about that, and I swear to God. I had not thought about Bognor yet since, like oh four. Was fucking, it was over. It was great, I don't even give shit now.

And if I give a shit, I gotta tell you it's phenomenal to sit down and watch a red Sox game and expect something good to happen and went some bad happens, you get upset at the play rather than some sort of spectre or some sort of ghost or some movie Boggley horse shit right. So. I'm gonna watch this fuckin thing and all of a sudden, I don't know where this show and I may do day broke- Almost broke down Bill Bognor more than they broke down this poor Cubs fan. And in the end the dew doesn't get the interview. There's. No one of you just today all, but what am I still recommended? I'm still wrecking recommending it, because they show they talk to the people, some people- I guess they and the people who like through Beer Adam they talk to the sick,

already was removing I'm given him shit that he now feels bad that he did and they have the footing. Of him. Going out of the ball park and put in a jacket over em. It's fucking, amazing. What how whence it stood, and I totally recommended, but I just they should have been some sort of warning for red, box. Then it was like walkin got run it's your old psycho girlfriend. Somebody start you or something just somebody ages had never thought about for seven years. I haven't thought about that shit. I even thought about that, in fact, in seven years and all of a sudden documentary about the Cubs. They just go blow by blow through the buck, nor think as it. I guess they wanted to show how Bognor

was used as a scapegoat, despite the fact Bob Stanley through the wild pitch and how this kid was used as a scapegoat for cubs, despite the fact that Gonzales booted of can double play ball, which would have got him oddity any I don't have it. It's definitely interesting, but I was I was more upset that and ultimately even show the Errand Boon Hombre, which I don't even remember, because that was basically annoying for about twelve months. Yet AL. Because it was immediately rectified and. But it was just one of those things are now. I don't fuck it now, but I gotta be honest with you. I never really felt advocates France. I never did As you know, they didn't have that anger did the middle I don't know what it is. Their positive. I don't know what it is. They just didn't have that anger or misery. You know what

Red Sox back in the day it was every Yankees success was our failure and with the cub just get away. Let's play to zip do. I was like a big fuckin keg party. You know they didn't even give a shit. Even there Their curse was stupid. The curse of the goat, which is fuckin stupid, made no sense supply. Park. You gotta go, doesn't belong here, it's gonna shit, all over the place, get it out of here. Curse you really any Fuckin ways Actually bring up what like scapegoating my she ruining this entire thing, you programme to fuck and run it they start talking about what is how they can the terminology the scapegoat and went back to religion. Oh gee, that I guess back in the day. I don't know what the hell religion it was there all fuckin stupid when you really get down to it.

Then they do want to other stuff that every religion has. Ah, they would basically have a go. Bring a gordian, unthinking arrived, they gonna sacrificer whatever, and they wouldn't it. The priest would lay hands on a goat for once stead of some unsuspecting child. A little molestation joke for your head! You guys like that you like that on your Monday. Do you think that that was cross? The line of fact you are stranded in New Jersey, FUCK in New Jersey, her Jesus Christ, what Animals you amazes me about New Jersey is how they still support. John bought John bond Jovi are the bonds. We ban to the point that dead band can sell out giants stadium still.

Unbelief, let's Jersey voice, seventy thousand people sing sing it along lay your hands are being used. Love is not bad. Men do. Thereby about our word would follow fucking acid wash as far as the I could see dirty jersey? Actually, I think, Jersey, Underrated is New Jersey spoken for all these New York snobs Paul where's. He being one of them really true in this week, perverse easier typical New York Snob- and I hope you listen to this path- are airborne- somebody and this to you yet. He sees us not he's one of those guys who just thinks because he's on the other side of an imaginary line that all of a sudden I dont, know what.

That the trees, a greener, the grass is greater know what the fuck it is. You know I really realized, like most new Yorkers judge, New Jersey on their drive to Newark Airport, where they go by, You know follows fuckin guys down a Wall Street the children of the Illuminati. They all live up. But the most major celebrities live here. We think they live next to the plant. You know. All those fuckin guys down a Wall Street. The chill And of the Illuminati, they all live out there in red Bank with, Fuckin Rockefeller estates. Nobody they got. New Jersey license plates. Therefore it must suck anyway, let's get back to the scapegoat, so base clean. The priests would take a day off from Daedalus kids. Lay his hands on a farm animal and one would think you grab the horns and then start fornicating, but this that's.

Other story what they would do with what the goat Is he lay his hands on it and he would basically somehow I guess after everybody confessed to this douche bag. He then place all the sins on the go and they would just banish the goat and send it out of town All the signs are everybody souls we're gonna be clean again, but is the funny thing as the goat left people with line up On either side of the street, and they would they would haeckel the goat in erratum ere. You walk into a dog, During a piece of shit did you jerk off again. You can't just yelling about the sins they did. I don't know what it was. Keep stale and from the pot at work is selfish, prick yelling Farmville Europe,

I swear to God. I would love to have a segment on here of all this stupid fuck. It thinks that that that day you and religion that people get off, there's no fuckin way there was somebody like me back then going to this fact why we yelling at a goat? You know I mean how do you Hanged, somebody's Vulcan wife. You stole money from work. You know boat in an old lady in the ass. Do you really think it's in the goat now and it's just walk, and I just don't fuck again it even if they filled Yahoo, with it as a kid. At some point you gotta be looking at it like. This. Is a fucking go scandal they do with its when it was. They would just jeer at this thing and they descended out of town and then everybody we absolved and

we gotta go. Sometimes they say they take the goat, nay, with throw off a cliff. You know it's extra painful from because I fucking love goats. I really do. I was actually feed in some this I don't know what it is about. I think they're fucking hilarious, yellow I get his body lives out here. Rights get this giant house. Does all this fuckin land and he's got farm animals farm animals on it? I'm thinkin he's got these fuckin things because He's like me, he likes, he thinks goats are funny. Whatever and it is I found out that there is- It laws out here that if you farm on your land, you only have to pay pretty taxes on one acre. So when I got these goats, he doesn't give a shit about. Can you fuckin believe that gallic ten

Damn goats and he has to go out there with his bucket of feed every day. He's got a feed these things in his heart. Isn't it that's? What kills me? It's just pay it pay the taxes. If I it would be worth that. Do not get up there with that lunch, prelude, Cheerios every Fuckin morning, Jesus fucking what is what it's just money? It's paper who gives a fuck? You just you know, worker complex two hours fuck it? What do I owe you. You sit down you write numbers on a piece of paper, you stick it in a magic envelope. You fuckin legate, you send it out. Next Jesus Christ going to sit there and have a bunch of God, Damn livestock, His fuckin guy, I swear to God. If If he added you read out, what are you guys want

Are you guys want hang out of the hotel yeah? Sorry about that? I had to go into the phone. I put him forget her work, the fuckin phone. It's probably somebody above As for the yellow too loud garden, with your mad about just think about. Somebody should have made fun of Jesus. He's the reality in Jovi. They all have the same weight here in New Jersey, the house talking about earlier. This fuckin guys we're gonna fee. If he we get a giraffe, he get like five rafts. If, if you wanted to pay like a quarter acre tax, though mazes me people like that in the money you know, I mean I've already please give a fuck about money. I want to have enough to survive, but. The amount of shit that didn't

work and I never took it back just blows my eye, I probably kept at least twice. Five grand with this shit that doesn't work in my life. I got you got it Should these same? Isn't the fuckin promised by businesses shit? I go off Because the words you return, it not doing that shit. Stand down there with the sale slip like some angry old, fuckin lady, I'm not doing it. Who tat would be. Call me now most self conscious. I would for front too loud knock on my door. I swear to God I'll bet it was the bond Jovi Shit anyways, let's get on with the podcast of Monday morning, podcast everybody. If you knew this podcast welcome This is yes if you're thinking this is extra, dirty and extra angry this week. Now this is how it is every fuckin weak are you wanna these every week. I do on Monday morning, because I know most people hate their jobs or they hate their commute. The

their spouse, or they hid themselves. Europe and then they need a break in itself a great way to whore out wherever the fuck, I'm gonna speaking of which I'm gonna, be in Columbus? number so Ohio at the funnybone, down at the mall, that braggin on then September knife tenth, an eleventh that is my next gig a majority whether that are state game. You know it's in September. It's always a dangerous one. You know go to college football game in September who they play they playing Wentworth the institute, It I'm new to college football last couple years and evidently that's what they do. They get all their cupcake game. In the beginning of the year.

Guess these are the college's they pay money to to play these Jane teams and get the living shit kicked out of him on television. Just too, I don't know what to expose to get the exposure for their school. I have no idea, speaking of scapegoat their entire fuckin division. Three team goes out there. A bunch of Bob, It's a bunch of Roy did a division, one guys or whatever the I don't know- I don't know, and then they get the ship kicked out of a butt out on every once in a while. And appellations Mountain state community. College will beat Michigan. So I dont over the plain that we can, but I want to go down there. I was looking forward to it till I spent fuckin fourteen straight on the road but anyways the podcast. Any If you want, if you wanted me to read any emails, any questions you have any or underrated overrated us send them to bill at the M M: podcast dot com,

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The rip somebody's voice box out as they there's this guy try to fuckin break his arm. That interview was there, DA. I will be doing Monday morning Guess selects. As I meet interesting guess, that's how I'm doing left I really dumb- and I got the honest with the aside from a couple of people who are really I don't want to interview other comedians. I just feel too many podcast doing that I've done too many podcast talking about comedy. I don't have any comedy stories left. I really don't the honest with the aside from a couple of people who are really good: interviewers, the mark marriage, Joe Romans, and that type of shit I probably should save most of em. For raw the unmasked that I did. With broad from run and says? I don't know, You can find that, but I did one of those this past week and I've just been run in my yap, all fuckin weekly went away. We get to something entertaining here.

Somebody sent me a young this you too, video of this week. You really have to watch. It gets. One alone shows its basically, it's a rip off with a view its for brain. Sit around and they got. There are the same thing. You know they got the older one. They got the sexy wine, they got the one who was fat and then get a fuckin stomach tied up like a goddamn balloon, not now she's drop in weight faster than a junkie right. I'm not that's true. I just looked around You know they get the racially mixed check and they all got on their fuckin shoes right. The little outfits. Our second annual second summaries, knocking I'll. Let you know what this is you guys, arguably, the ship that was security. And they just said that they have. They had a noise complaint. It a lot of our comes to go to the door right. This is so pathetic

forty three I'm gettin reprimanded. I feel like I'm fuckin Highschool talk like it too let me just the levels here or maybe turn up you're gonna wanna get kicked out here. Open a door and as a security guard, any goes you Ben I'm like now. Because I know I know that he My name's bill, for this is the thing when security Harrogate shoot you never offer. The information you now are you bent now, just look down like. Is there anything else? I can help you with anything I guess we look salmon piece of paper up. Are you bill and I was like yes Yes, I am and he goes yeah. We we gonna noise complaint from people on either side of you

a vip rooms, the site you and I'm talkin about three loud. There's a lot of cursing. My guy. Because, as anyone else now, I waited, he taught me, can you step at the hall I go for what goes on to step up and I said for what? it just goes into his spear de facto unused How for young people to hear you better said the rat, like your goddamn state trooper, if you're fuckin spy Code on as an aim, the hotel on lapel arms was about the whole honourable you're right. I'm such a it's ridiculous right. So I made him basically say I just didn't doorway and he asked me egos anybody else now like now, and then he ate that's what he basically said that I'm being too loud, Jesus Christ? I was cursing. I think it was

Do you realise that he said this people on either side trying to sleep and I was singing bond. Over songs at the top of my fucking lungs, Eric. I was also talking about beast reality and I was trashing Jesus. You know it, hotels cool is health as when you re think about it. They probably should a kick me up our rights. This is gonna, be my voice for the rest, this is built. On punishment, voice, I'd like to apologize to ever but here the Sheridan. Ah anyway, some rich counts on the other side of the door. The fuckin peace at one of those really fancy glasses that they think came from France, but actually came from a fuckin pottery bar. If you can hear me, go fuck yourself is what you get four nuke the economy are its way with so much in the shop. These four fuckin brides on it. Ok.

It's nothing to item B. He told me this is this: is your one and only wanting next time you will be they say ejected from out till he had such happy security like terminology in Africa,. Actually, do you know how bad I just want to yell come to the top of my lungs right now and get ejected from the fucking hotel just so I can get out of Jersey. Maybe I should call up Using tell me you don't fuck that Estonia to have this podcast on poverty. And having them coming down to get me a right, you're, fucking threat me next time. I come up here with you, my fuckin dead, douche bag Christ. I swear to God, you know it's funny about the male voice is it is. It carries.

In a recent when there's a couple next door, you can never hear the woman's voice, you just the other guy, We want to Argo Lou Will you know you're the browser? I pray you get kicked up. What do I do? I knock a fucking self I'll. Take a care back to New York. Then the proper course they probably won't show up, because I still afraid Fraid of the weather channel anyway, cities for fucking browser on tv right and they ended up they talking about that guy. They doin that story. You know that story without do get his dick cut off to raise raising levels here, Erica has ever so talking about that guy get his dick cut off his wife, drug them, time to a bed cut his dick off

road in a garbage disposal and turned it on, and it was basic Because he wanted to get a divorce from her. But she mutilated I'm, she ended the guy's fucking life any solved Life is over and these women, I'm talking about it. And lo and behold, it's fucking hilarious to him. They had all They could do to keep a straight face during the first minute of setting up the story and then all the jokes come and they laugh in their fuckin ass. His off it's the file. He's fucking thing ever This right here, it's because it type a shit there. Feel that I am massage monistic. I just don't. I think that I am just like women. I

crash women the way they trash guys. It's just. Nobody pays attention to the broad they doubt. Do you think if a guy mutilated a woman in any shape or form? four guys on a pre game and I fell show would be laugh about it. You know. Sharon Osborne was the guest and she goes some ass, you think the guy deserved and she goes well depends on what he did. You know I mean that thought Is totally overlaps thought those morons in the Middle EAST who cut women's cliffs off you now. It's fucking mediaeval thought. It's just considered silly. I dont know what it is. I know, but contains what I've always fuckin said that women will do to you. Before they really know how to stick up for themselves. You two due to them. If you let him in

why so many guys are miserable and marriages? Is there get married to fuckin young. For they really know how to stick up for themselves in a relationship and that's why, before you know it, You're married and all your shit is either in the basement. Other garage and she's barely touching it. Die and you wonder what the fuck happened to your life now I don't know the video is, is gonna. Upon the empire. Casta come you know some, MRS actually I like this talking like this is very challenging to try Be funny with a light night Dj Voice, this next jumped the podcast goes out to the Ladys Lady If you're out there in a single. Hang in there there's a date. Rape is on the horizon. This next saw

meet me by Nirvana, whose I'll tell you can't. I know somebody Vanderbilt, any the cinema going case cursing again, anyways being on the road or- and I want to talk about bitches laughing, a dick being cut off already talked about that. Not in a judgment the way, but Last week I was I we showed that Youtube clip about that guy running on that soccer field. Getting it I'll get it down by the cops and then the crowd overwhelms the cops and beats down the cops, and I want to hear from the police officers to just ask basically why they such dicks when they pull over. Not in a judgment the way, but just I'm just basically asking the question the way all drivers talk, so we have copper. Spawning area is a bill. Not all cops are so just lazy

the summer after my sophomore year on this is a different one would have focused on one from cop, that's the one! I wanted. Here we go here. We got here. We go with you I can read this before being rejected from the hotel. You ask me the worse is if I do get a jacket. This guy's me standing here, but security Fuckin jacket on in my hotel room watching me gather my things so once again, I already have a game plan for them. If I come if there's another knock at my door opening it. I'm gonna look through the people, I'm talking through the door, so he opened a door please. I'm gonna go why, cuz, and I'm just gonna. Ask him straight out. Am I being ejected from the hotel Yes, sir, you need let me and I'll just bolt the door.

Listen. I'm gonna gather my thanks I'll, be out there. Five minutes, you just sit tight. I write you with no fucking badge right, we're gonna do take off your shoe is. Are we gonna do try to throw it through the cracks in the door? It's not gonna hit me When a fuckin asshole, can you step up to the two lobby until the hallway? Please go fuck yourself, you fuck Half a cop, you half a security guard life. The apparent to the hotel. Now I won't look a little just just stay there them douche bag anyway, this plough here to his caught by a k built out of the thing about this job is basically

that. We have no fucking idea who we are dealing with at any given time, just because look sweet and innocent, and just because the situation is unlikely to escalate doesn't mean that the knocking couple of murder that this situation may go pear shaped quickly. Re not that meets, pear, shaped and shape. Is a parish shaped like. What what? What shape is it before it goes pear shaped? Is it an apple shape, He can't talk shop because you gonna lose me, I'm not the bright a guy. Anyways. I can't tell you how many times that summit, said to me like I'm, Do anything people but their purse of London Upstairs hike. Can you reject that eight eight year old out of the hotel, I feel I feel we re now like. Either. I'm announcing a Gulf match You're on.

I'm on reporting live from a hostage situation, you're talking turn right now. Still the weapon. Up to the woman's head, you can clearly see that she's, frightening. Ok, there's somebody flanking came on the left like ok, he's fires, shot it missed and how took him down now Michael he's been shot in the head and they have the woman anyways arrogant plan ahead here when it was about time just guideposts people over and the person behind the wheel said like I'm gonna, do anything people think that I know of the people there. Iverson stuff, think that I know them their whole lives and know that their cape that their in, capable of harming anyone, but I don't, I always think back to the academy and the videos we watched of cops, getting killed or nearly killed because they one mistake or had a lapse, paranoia that keeps a safe sea that I know

I note with something that they showed him at the academy. I said nothing to remember is that there is a gun. Every call and every traffic stop the gun on my belt, no man, invincible an unlucky punch, knock me unconscious, leaving me vulnerable to take them, taking my weapon in killing me or others for reason, we like to keep some distance. We don't want to be touched. And, above all, we can allow people to get the opportunity to take control. Of our weapon. So when someone Sir squarely are not lost to my commands, they may get coughed and put in the back of my car until everything is figured out. They may not like it. I am going home at the end of my shift not to the morgue that leaves another point of control. No one likes robust around and told what to do. But when the police are there, were there recent someone called, or so we have a reasonably that were needed once we're

we have to be in control, we call the shots, not not forego oughta be on a power trip, but because, if we, whose control we're fucked, it's our ass. If someone gets hurt and are present in its literally our ass, if we get hurt or killed his some things have taken do what they want a walk over me. How am I supposed to do my job As for the videos you recently posted those cops with them name, changer were absolutely terrible if there is a awful warrant for that guy's arrest. Despite the reason it is their job to arrest him. The suspect new. About the warrant, are ignored video issues and didn't take care of it. Now he asked to see a judge they should have. They should have used much more forced to take him. In that Lastly, but the reality of it is you can't just be able to keep passive reduce resisting a cop until until the cops, let you go, they can't let you go,

already, we got the video. The state was disturbing. They shouldn't have been obviously jabbing the guy with their batons, but they had the right taken into custody people running around sports fields. Isn't it shouldn't be tolerated? Are they supposed to? the game and wait for him to be finished running around what if you sell Your killed an athlete than everyone would be, crying I didn't do anything? There is a great point also, we deal with people. Ninety percent of the possible danger from them is their hands if you're, laying on your hands, can't see them. I will expect the worst. How am I supposed to do. How am I with their lay that they aren't laying on a weapon when I want your hand gimme your hand, I will use force to get them out there. There you go. One last thing is taser, They are amazing tools. I've been taste and training and yes, it sucks, but it beats getting thumped or shot.

The old days ago, may get the crappy it out of him or his brain can cost. Now he gets an electric ride for five seconds. It's also amazing, because a suspect can be cuffed while being taste basically what chance for everyone to suit to get seriously hurt. Why should I risk getting seriously hurt? I killed going hands on with someone when they can just be too there What are we told me a long time ago if you want to make it? you get pulled over by a cop. A great way to help them relax We bring down then being a debt to you. Dr eighty miles an hour anywhere, I was going enough, is only so many fuckin farm. She can its during the day. I always put em like right on the steering wheel. I gotta get pulled over a lot by the way are not as much get back in the day. I did because I used to just drive eighty miles an hour anywhere. Was guy enough is only so many fuckin farm. She can look at. He was of still nervous about getting thrown out of here.

And he always. Why is because some of the roads are washed out an hour where the fuck I would go, I don't know why nervous, because I am now speaking in a speaking tone, if not allowed to speak ghetto. This is actually great stuff. What if I show the hotel security my hands, maybe he'll, allow me to stay so anyway,. Yeah, I put my hands right on top of the steering wheel where they can see them. If it's a sunny day Have one hang out the car window where they can see it, the other one I just put on top of my head like an ape. Chill out in his in in the zoo sit there, and they just have that one arm draped over their heads. I sit like that And then, when they show up by just that my hands on the steering wheel, and you know what there's still assholes.

Out of a crapshoot, you know so I think this guy run up a lot of great points. What the fuck is he supposed to do? That's a great point: if the guy ran on the field and did some to an athlete than they would blame the security, they would screaming on them. You know, which probably goes back the weather channel, that if you don't see it, Living shit out of people that they get blamed for not wanted people, but I figured more to do with scaring people gives them great ratings. So I don't know anymore cops went away and I what we want to know what it would you guys think about that you can anonymously talk about this as cops, accurate got shot on the subway platform and died new year's day in Oakland the who deftly wasn't being compliant. He Finally, wasn't given them show. In his hands and this guy, I don't We, like the manchurian candidate, Allison, the guy, said the wrong thing. Because a land on his stomach one,

Scott, his foot on his neck of me that the dude is down all the suddenness one kid just stood up take a gun unjust shoots, the guy right in the back, and I do not like what the fuck is shot me Annie die, and you know what about that. Want that! That's that, one. This is why I should save for the podcast. So I guess that's what I want to ask and I wanna like it, somebody go on their anonymously. Just say what you think about it sure their cup gone to jail. Because he got what bay sickly, usually happens when a cop Shoot somebody is, he got off, I don't know. But I wanted to. I don't wanna. Do this whole cop thing attack and cops I'd like to try? create some sort of form where you can actually anonymously your side and that word a person of other cops.

Worry about piss off victims during that type of check, as I think it's an ass one of the things for some reason: I guess I know why the reason is somewhat should stakes, People talk about his neck. What more fun topic I didn't have to speak in my time out. Voice is official. We, the first Amen Podcast time out on a wait, a minute them fuckin old bastard downstairs. You know something I think I'm allowed Asshole that's what it is enough on both sides of the We have been told that I'm too loud I need to shut the fuck up. So you know some point you look in the mirror and realise that you are the plow had here. I advice for the weak. Bill have known this young lady. A few years and were very fond of each other, he has her she's had she has a possessive boyfriend. With a stupid hair cut in a couple of times when she's broken up with him. She come to me, but then she

goes back to mackerel man here's the thing that bothers me whenever things have got gotten sexual between us like go down on her and blower fucking. Mind sky has definite confidences does she never return the favor. She gets disgusted GMT, disgusted if I sulk in my seat that I get any dude sulking is like I don't make a syrian act like I know what turns women on, but I can tell you the exact opposite. Of turning a woman on if you want to have the exact opposite spanish fly would be sulking. Nothing makes up You dry up like sulking. Just let you know right there. Ok, but nothing. Makes it whether, with complete indifference, anyways. Once she said, callously laughter

you, after the guy went down, are immense eating it a blow job she wants callously said, have a wink to alleviate my haughtiness after having her complete naked on my chair, worshipping her and pleasure. Bring her holes, Jesus Christ body, they got him at yelling that one idea. What a kick me It was just me with the styrofoam cup, the time we had intercourse, we were drunk. She stopped me half way through and she even stopped half way through. A shit doing you a favor hand, job she's never made me come. These are the only examples of when she tried to get me off and I'm a good looking chappie. So it's not that. Recently. I boycotted her body. I said let's Be friends to be strictly platonic, I won't even play with her Norka, I'm guessing that cities This is because as a result of trying to

He kindles things. The old magic, If she's not dead into me, what the fuck is going on, I'm finish with her, but any incites you can give it Frazier. First vile dude. You not finished with her just way through writing that you probably realised what a sap you were being a right. Ok, first, off we couldn't who you're you're fuckin with the psycho aright and die. I doubt this is a very good as of right touch. You want to talk about here, but this girl strikes me as one of those girls who wants to be put in place and one be bent over something and once again to tell her what the fuck is. What right consensually. Do you understand what I mean? I don't take. This runway going just like a game of fora. Giver for I'm shiver I'm not saying to do that

Some girls are concerned. They know their account and they want to get us to basically tell him that big Would be this, I have no idea, I could tell you one thing right now sulking and keep coming back from Would you like Charlie Branch, Geese poem of football? die. You know if you want to fuck this girl walk away from her. Stop return, your phone calls and all a type of shit you basically stuff to do that when you boycotted a body, but then you said, let's be friends: that's a week, move! Ok! What's this girl, I think, wants to see you be a fuckin man right and you know she's leaving you with blue balls, you know, I don't know that might be it or she might be fuckin angry at something else and she's two disrespect, you and your allowing it. And I think that's Turner off, and I think she a fuckin statistics, psycho, so she's get you she's, leaving you with blue balls. I don't know that

be it or she might be fuckin angry at something else and she's taken it out on you all. I know, dude is walk away from this girl just walk. From about sums. Fucking reason you still want to bang one more time, blower off blow out four texts in cars for like a week and a half. Randomly answer one and when you pick up the phone just. Just have a whatever vivier. What's goin on envy, return and may cause me or make takes a busy. What's up you want to hang up now. Why don't you know what what do I want to tell you for get blue balls, you fuckin selfish, you fucking! Annoying leave me alone. Ass, probity, angry

but just cite as in fact an angry right now that I have to talk like this year just blow off and dispute. And when you go to a meter metering, but place, don't go over a place. Where she can immediately she's going to extra sexy when you come over. There cause she's trying to get their power over again meter in a fucking public place. And be talking to work as kind of glancing around the room. You know, So I hear on another girl. While she stand in there, I'm telling you. It out and when she asked you to go home with their doubt, you say I'm cool or whatever the fuck a blow off If she ever calls you again, she wants to cook hang out wherever tell tell the come over your place and can she starts acting like a douche kicker out. I had enough. I.

What sucks about a girl like that is immediately you Try to get to her head than you gonna start playing games, it's not worth it is this to me decent girls out there who will when they take the dick out, they will fuckin come wait whatever you want, so I would just walk away from. Let's be friends: Jesus Christ, body. That and sulking you need to take those are the two party, a game. You need to work on this off season, I and then maybe next year you get the ring. Ok, good luck right! Next, one bill, I'm a cubicle, going suffocated engineer in Texas. I was rushed through the college machine with all the so the cattle destined to find a job done some pleaded khakis and leave the rest. Like the rest of our lives and steadily paid servitude of the man but a few years. Out of college but a few years ago, out of college and I hated because

And I'm a few years out of college and I hate it I wish I followed my desire to be some sort of a writer and after listening to your pocket, among others, in hearing from friends that I should I wish I'd given stand up a shot I'm thirty years old, staring down the barrel of thirty five more years is a cosy smug engineer, making sick, figures, but hating five out of every seven days of my life, I don't know Wife or kids, but I feel like I'm too old, to jumped back into being a starving artists. What do I do now. This is on. You are right, I would never tell somebody who's got a six figure paying job to jump into spoken awful business right. But I would never tell you not to do it. I gotta tell you you can't half ass gettin into business right or you are gonna, be you think you hate me a life now

This picture heading five out of every seven days except you're, making fuckin making low five figures and your old, now and nobody wants the fuckin book you and you don't have a wife and kids. I'm telling you all right be this advice. If you decide to become a fuckin canadian theirs no turning back right and you to go into it. You can't even consider quitting And it has nothing to do with fucking talent. Do with desire. I'm telling you That's what I would say. If so, what I would do, if I was you, I would keep my six figure job and I'd start doing some open MIKE's. That's what I would do all right and if you feel In your heart is your stand alone stage that this is what the fuck you want to do with your life. I would

It would in a second because figures, seven figures. If you miserable it's, not gonna, be worth it all right but I don't know if you know you're the comedy. You know the way I'm into play and drums. Drugs are a high before me. I absolutely fucking, love them, but there's no fuckin way I would have always about to climb into a van with three other fuckin guys. You know any. I want nothing to do with I. Just I don't know play drums and I realized I didn't have it. You know I didn't. I didn't have it as a musician and I didn't have that drive, but when I got on stage the first time it did comedy, I just I never looked back and I was just like this- I'm doing the shit so they again, so you have to answer those questions so

what to do is to sign up for some open MIKE's. I see her goes and see how you feel and like I said, if you feel like that, What you want to do, then I would, I would work towards it, but I would not quit that's it for your paying job. You don't just quit. Fucking job, you don't build up your time, so you can swing out of that job into some fuckin pay. Gigs! That's how I did it. I kept me, a job until I moved to New York City and I'd I'd saved up a bunch of money, you know off all my bills. I didn't have a car payment. I had nothing and I moved to New York and at a nest, egg, a fuckin money- Die and yeah after The stories before I fuckin spaghetti every goddamn night three pieces of bread filled up my stomach, And I just did stand up every night and I just did I just wasn't doing stand up. I was working towards getting better at it.

Analyzing, what I was doing wrong and the you know. But I would never tell you to quit Eugene and I would also never tell you that you can't starks but he had thirty years of age because you can write so there it is, but it falls in your fuckin court. Youtube videos of the week. We had an earthquake here this past week. Our best earthquake reaction hilarious. It's like three guys on the M l b network or something like talking about baseball and also the hurricane comes fucking hilarious, because people on the EAST coast don't know what an earthquake feels like. Ass, though sort of looking around like arm wait. A second is. Somebody else really something moving in defence of their most. When I was little shaken, show me Some home videos Peyton Manning as a kid

run around whining or whatever, but I am too hard on paint manages fuck overtake us how hard I am on this guy. But I everybody wind ass, a kid, but it is still funny as a patriot the watch It is true that I get is called fuck fuck, the police one- and this is a Larry's this is some guy at an office in Brooklyn. Oh, what this black dude, who noses rights. Has been harassed by the police. You can tell its entire life or whatever, but He's screaming at the cops: that's the mistake: he makes they don't arrest them, but The shit he's saying if he would just say it. If you just said it, I think he would have been found but he screaming it. And it's really funny it's actually. This guy goes on Like twenty minutes ago,

said before it's all about, let not losing your shit and this guy loses his shit, but I think he ever gets arrested. What's fucking hilarious. Here's a Youtube video. The weaknesses actually suggested by poverty our will forty, and this is a sketch with paint Manning Paint, Manning's fuckin hilarious in the sketch. It's basically will forty you know: everybody comes walk in there like a basketball when they get their asses, kickin. Well, Forte comes in and basically tells people that they shouldn't quit. He had a coach and they played in this song one time His team was down by sixty points and by listening to the song and aunt em all the way up, and then he basic puts on some fuckin sound from the nineteenth thirties and starts see to it and it's fucking, hello, is underrated, for the week will Forte Guy is is

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Just so. We all know are underrated paper. Grocery bags. Plastic bags are given to you by default. The grocery stores. I've been to. It should give you paper. If you want plastic, he should have to ask, for it are right. There ends the comedy, amended first they morning, podcast comedy time out, and they feel lucky because I did not get a decade from the hotel that's it. I hope you enjoy this weird asked fuckin podcast, this podcast was like in Havana. Sock side a loud then got quiet, but never get loud again. So I guess it is like the first now feel shutter.

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