hey what's goin on his bill burn is time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast just checking yoo hoo what's going on i know it's friday jesus do you like a whole fuckin day late you're a whole afternoon lay i'm sorry man that's i can say i made a mistake and i it if you could find it and yet forgive me we shot late yesterday we went till four a m i was onset o billy hollywood but there's just dead bill see delivering a line and a half let us say that out there until three thirty in the morning

and how we up the light is we were all doing our impression of j moors impression of he carried a kite tell so we are all just butchering it you know talking to the director judd i remember how i came up with the family was said joe i don't know if you know what you're doing he's a good actor just ensuring that we get it listen jays impression of what death what are we doing are you a doctor i know it's horrible but jesus fucking right on the money i like it i've impressions what you're doing is the impression of the guys impression that got it right so that's what the fuck we were doing we would add a staten island the staten island yankees stadium of water fuckin say the share whatever was shooting there i'm credit

minor league stadium with with the best view of new york city of any ball park you do you think yankee stadium however the new york egg is a twenty seven world series job we had just about championships a very professional sports day when all for sports legs you would that they would have this incredible view of new york city and they don't it's kind of weird but we're dead the breathtaking view is actually from a single late but that's also part of their fuckin organization so maybe maybe it works out i don't fucking know so are you what has happened what has been happening in the world you know i promise on monday by teased it old school pod asking that i was gonna have the lovely neon and she was gonna talk about being us

physical battered square well as we ve learned a salt is just the the threat of violence battery is actually carrying out the act i know that's the weird fuckin thing you know what i mean i was fucking assaulted i was attacks your attack by you you a battered ok she may contact with me she may god i thought she just portieres deal we we was we was walking mining our own business we all we were we got off the subway and we were going in times square couple blocks up coming down from the upper west side there right we gotta find well what is it forty nine street or some like that fifty history and we were walking down to tie square then we adjust balzac while it a lot longer lilies fuckin people here some time ago

we never crowded crowded yeah crazy crown and somebody i was with was like now it's always been this crowded it's like now it wasn't when i first moved here this was all like porno shops and shady people and it was it was like this wasn't an eminem store and a bunch of people get going to go see the fuckin lion king i love how you keep like saying in this as if like you weren't here when all that stuff happens you're here when all that stuff started to change your acting you're like the narrator from fucking taxi driver or something my god what do you know this city is full of written grim it's like you were here when it was like cleaned up and tourists de why do you keep talking like you're because it wasn't like you're looking back on like you're some you know seventies fuckin grizzled guy i'm not saying that it wasn't

when we when we left here together like when we left i came here and ninety four i know but like all that stuff had already like change when we left when we moved to allay so it's not like you weren't here for the eminem store and all the things that have happened since then that's what i'm saying you can i don't understand why you say when i came here i know but you are also like but you're acting like you came here and while i'm i'm back now and it's so different you were here when those all those changes in this city turn since we left turn into a giant ago yet turn into a giant bed baths and beyond but i like it was like that when we love no i'm crazy you're crazy ok i guess i wasn't that wasn't to work in times square when i went to them tv and i don't remember it being that crazy our we're working down the naked cowboy was still around remember the naked cowboy yeah but even that was part of a silly your time i remember when i when i first came here

there was a howard johnson's in times square with pay phone that i sat on with a stack of fuckin quarters or whatever the fuck it caused calling people called calling people like goes in glengarry glimmer us trying to find a place where i i could i get have a roman an apartment they put me on wholly up but up but you know that's what it when it was shady so yeah and when all of a sudden there was a you know what c ninety four ninety five why don't we under the eminem store came in but it was somewhere they got giuliani was just starting the clean it up tom's square park was just all fuckin junkies i remember them in hamster being there when i was when we were here i do remember them stir it just as always struck me funny that like and after candy would somehow get there spin off became this huge head it is thought that it's a whole store i get the her she

store which is waste smaller but have an m is always been in the game they have those commercial that one that comes on every christmas when and a common values like they are real maggie is real and then he faint and then the yellow and goes to you know this is near this is the generation gap between you and me i always at that sometimes hear the agatha sir cause i'm so emotionally mature knew well cause you're so old and i just forget i forget you decade older than me throat and i landed jeff i know took the best years a mile billy grizzled nuts some our ran down conscious sleeping at the fuckin water on hold there and the syrian getty really scared i d did i pulled you in the deep water so anyway i want to talk about my assault we we assault and battery how about that

that battered first and then she assaulted you with her words i mean whatever the fuck i don't do it i'm not a lawyer i guess i get so much like upset thinking i got one microphones you gotta go so where water where walk down there when i'm remembering my fuckin new york and you like you you ve gave during all used to be peep shows and homeless people put it dead which care you there's an eighty year old person saying the same thing and you give them shit while you were with the eminent store came what the fuck does that mean now from the eighty zero personated be like asher but i just you're doing this like weird like new york beat but you were here long now this is you before i just shitting on me for no reason at all i'm literally telling you my fuckin experience why is it should open like five buttons tat was going on right now because i was gonna change into a t shirt and then i said i'll fuck i gotta do

this part cares shows they're going to come to kick me aren't a dj gonna happen what it is it's one out there folks and i got the tools to cool yeah this is cool the gay with working stick your balls is amazed dumb mustache moustaches fuckin pain for a is baby right someone on you give star scale little actual we once in awhile sorry so we get off and evidently i am waxing poetically as you like to say about i don't know what i mean when i literally the anguish of fuckin peep shows i'm like i say what the comedians we first came they took the bust out we got off at the port authority it was it was

the dirtiest fuckin grosses place ever but literally every single time we talk about times way or like i remember what it used to be that is now there's an eminent stores just like we gave me time your old yes every time times square comes up you like they got the eminem store down there i mean what is going on like every single time you say that i just think it's funny store i guess i got a word i dont list back to the fact that they have their own fucking store yeah sure i mean i'm not tried this respect him i'm not trying to this respect them like there on the level of kid cat but then at her she her she was like the greatest generation world or tools and kick cat is like below like one of a lower run candies cause i strongly object to that most with whose all right who is getting i like

you gonna put until i got banned outright who's gonna be at the time besides you have you gonna think of you say like this this band is a derivative that banned there are wanna be this ban antonyms like is weird sort of like what kind of banned there on a shit on anybody can believe we got a bad to try or trying to find reason a trash eminem there like the old school like they are like the consistent the consistent hopping over the other worthy of a fleet the stores like three floors high and you walk through times going here we see some will those fuckin yellow bags it's like what the fuck are you buying you can get eminem set a fuckin delhi they also have the march there like the plushy use of all the eminem characters that are in the commercials you'll never plus years ago

they march a gay and then they have like shirts and then they have like eminently cookies with eminem and then embrowns or the like it's like everything having to do with eminem that you could later they sold out well she's consist her she's just fuckin the candy bars the kisses they got a nice modest fuckin store in times square hearst just totally fuckin sold out eminem eminem sorry eminent are they not a part of the same company probably do our research on i could they might be like the same company why don't you research researching isn't everything owned by like three different fuckin people that fuckin pedophile with his own goddamn island he probably on some right for money are you gonna get wrote me with the pedophile billionaire now with his own island i hope you fuckin gets killed and burns in hell and then what i thought i got

put a out later my fire again fuckin jackass pretended to kill himself so you get out a fuckin jail get too how the devil's gonna be like oh no no no no there's a worse place for you anyway so kept getting back to times square so we're working why the yemen m store and unlike what the fuck and we just walk in and i'm joe with another body mine and i'm a few back and i just see this one is black i'm comes up in just fuckin i thought she just pushed you when the shoulder and what i didn't realize it she did a half ass hammer fist that she what's that hit the a neck when she went when i think she was trying to do actually is that she was trying to hit me phase i think she had her palm open right and she's stuck it out and i think because i turn my head to touch or afraid

or the way that i was walking she ended up getting me in the neck where she was just going to hit me in the face and keep going you now or i mean i don't know i guess you thought i know she wanted to fight you so she hit so she got me in the neck and i want what the fuck i went did you just hit me and she goes year bitch what bits what bit into got all my faith in it no she didn't she didn't get in your face when a man you don't remember the bald fuckin jerk off in between the two of you for that happen though i was i d just hit me can i too my fucking story like why am i on here to listen to you talk about how you like you know don't like eminem eminem charity they came to life when gotta between you and that fuckin loaded to have yet been i went did you just hit me as she goes year bed when i first i'm thinking die

accidently bump into her and now she's like upset i like it then this that literally lasted two seconds and then i got fuckin heated and ice like cursing at her then yes then you're in between and i don't even remember what i said to her i was just like fuck you bet let's go thou whatever that whatever it was i said because i did a quick scan of her and i was like oh she's like ninety eight pounds soaking wet like i can i can take her this is this is easy shall like this blue wigan shoes skinny as a rail i was like i'm no fuckin beat this bitch up and the euro between us we're going back and for the going back and and then finally i'm i'm not actually going to fight this scourge like i'm i really gonna get into a physical fight in times square and broad ass daylight and fight like i'm not gonna fight this girl i'm a mother like i had to i had to come back to myself and remember who i am and you were

screaming at her and i dont remember that part i remember this is how i remember is about what's going on in asylum certainly ok she i was like what the fuck and then she turned around and i was like oh shit so i got in between the two you and it first you would like what the fuc and she's like weapons and then i felt you get mad and i was like oh no and i could feel you coming back and in my head i'm picking me aleve leave and then the two you out the security on a fuckin reality show and she kept starting to walk away than you'd say something and then she come back do unlike the mark charge like the fuckin elephant beat you are i'm a kick your ass i was i laughed come on this i just i don't know i guess i was i would guess was out of myself yes i was on an episode of real housewives of times square she got me i was so fucking man

i was like how the power fucking dare you how dare and i just got so mad i was like i'm gonna get a rip this bitches face off right in thinking this is this is a woman and i can't hit her and she coming up and of those the hardest part was when she would do the mock charge cause she so not she d fuckin really see me you know i mean yes she so fuckin dialed in on you either put my hands up i can't hear in the face there tidies she i can wait no fuckin nuthin what could i do you know where my so do i find that fuckin i have them in an inner fuckin left shoulder so i don't you

i wish i gotta be honest with you i kind of wish so mad i wanted to fucking rip i just wanted to tear her limb from a kind of wish once i'm gonna pushed back i accidentally moisture in the face but me you have to understand that that's you know because i don't know if you notice there was a bunch of fuckin people there just watch it just beats entertainment they don't care i remember there was like kids walking around and stuff and i'm like i'm i'm i can't get into a fight with this entire way there's aids and families and tourism ino assume if we actually had made contact her and i people went abroad their phones and it would have been a whole fuckin thing now that was not going to happen that i was not know about it i can but i just had to be in between you helping she was continued demarche and then finally realise that she wasn't gonna leave so then i just barked at are like a dog yeah you are lightly bet it's what it is and you are going to ask you whether you are you're my usual your mother your mother your mother to hear your mother your mother that's now she never talk to me

we doubt shooting and see what she was fucking gray then she said which worked by that's why you mother died bitch i like your mother your mother that's why your mother's dead and i was like oh she's fucking crazy or she does not like she's like on drugs or something and then i was was the end of that the times square that i remember i was actually filling the stealth jack in the middle of all of that what you you know i hope the photoshop guy has you with an eminent bag and made dress like taxi driving them between reality shows a lot to work with this week that was our material i very happy that you get you didn't fighter i am very happy that the whole thing went away but there is a part of me that wishes i picked her up and body slammed over into the trash sam

if you hadn't for whatever reason ganem between as we would have actually five because it was one got between us and you are barking at i was like what am i doing stand near has gotten physical with me numerous times is why should i get sell you without a doubt unless that woman had a bog scottish she would at last that would have been and i had you braids right that model document if she grabbed regrets the equalizer and check finally been hard but i still what if i would have i would still i would think would have like rammed her like a ball even if she's grabbing may i would think that i'm just run towards her and you fight during their you go there and how i fight so dirty i so i would have been no rules you you'll like bud sport i literally one point our relationship so near if you hit me again in an argument

breaking up with you to remember that i do remember that and you never did it again although one time you through my laundry agony and this big anti climatic as it was a bunch of socks and you want to throw them at me and i was too far away they get three quarters of the way and then just sort of bitter doo doo doo doo doo doo used all that fabrics oftener remember that i do we when delivering over that fucking parma we heard your fabrics that means or anyway but our are our friends our friend was there to be used like look at you found me after i was like erewhile agony i can actually get to a physical violence and lets ridiculous but my adrenaline was going and i was right to fight and then i was as for then oh my god relieving where we were leaving

yeah we ve gone went to the god of the nato is going down open for chapelle and power outage happen soon our are walking the walk and through fuck in times square as ever yet let out of these shows on the half a broadway that didn't that wasn't lit up and we i can do when they had been a euro filling a million people in times square and who the fuck that we see again the crazy blue haired lady suckers events and i was like what because at this now i actually got a little scared because i'm my issue stalking me if she waiting may i like what is really going on but she was walking through the crowd walk in the opposite direction she even remember any guarantees should remember that if i walked up to her and said hey which way the subway she wouldn't she would have no recollection she was she was completely out of it and you know my kinder side wants to be like you know who now she if she's live on the street if she's on drugs who knows what happened to her but you know if you

come for me physically like i have no sympathy for you and i'm going to try to keep your head off that started like great paper view trash talk cause you start this you come for me i'm like us can be an epoch few come for me then you're not gonna tolerate number tell me i'm just like your opinion men like your opinion man yeah well that was that's i've never in all the years that they lived here i had never once gotten you know physically vaulted or attacked or touch to anything like that that was the first time ever happen and it was in times square of all places with a million people around but she was not the idea she just saw me and was just one after

he's a funding that you say in times square of all places because the times square that i remember oh this times square with your hosts of per what do you you do shit on me all the time you supposed to come on the podcast and show these people how cool i am that's what supposed to do when you don't fuckin though it already think here i doubt they don't respect nobody likes me hey when the effect of being on the park yes i think rather me it's great to be back it's been a while it has been aware well we're purge thou we have other responsibilities differed schedules eddie i can't you see no dear gas on a whim anymore of which i think a little so and sows up i heard of saying it in there bob work sheep

she scarce sing songs only limit type in the park word here all billy fuck you though he wrote shows adding a show and asheville north carolina the tavis wolf auditorium in the u s cellular centre i'm going to show in the eleventh that sold out thank it everybody in an around asheville north carolina so we are adding another show the tenth for twelve i'm going to the fuckin clemson tigers verse florida state seminal sets my big college football game for the sheer so why second show added thank you to everybody that is that bought up those tickets so goddamn fast enamored become and therewith farsi dude i that poverty the rose

old tailgate legend joe bardic and it's gonna be a scooby amazing time and then we're gonna go into death valley there's a lot of death valleys are now in college football ella issue clemson boss university i can't remember so anyway i got a red here i got a real here i got a real here how far into this are we four minutes all right the good boys so no movie what if the guys who made some of the most outrageous are rated comedies like super bad and sausage party decided to make an hour rated comedy starring twelve year old boys well did it

the hilarious new movie called good boys it follows three innocent sixth graders as a skip school one day to do whatever it takes to learn how to kiss before their first middle school party the thing is they get themselves into a ton of inappropriate and are rated situations along the way early audience audience and critics have been raving about good boys saying that you'll laugh for them ninety minutes straight they call delightfully inappropriate wildly wrong she and undeniably sweet dolphin to go see good boys in theatres august sixtyth right i got some movies to see here near really wanna see them away oh yeah the pendulum swings back nea was the a short time out i think is over what is happening you know what i'm talking about i doubt talking about bring it back to old school times square

do you our term it was for you to bring that up to me who the hell is that a picture of it forget it forget it forget a figure forget it forget it forget it cosette have your face is gorgeous i don't know about that from the nose up she looks like me with bridge what bilbil gotta ten are a butcher box kidding butcher box right now but your box is offering juicy flavorful grill ready one hundred percent grass fed beef burgers per for any summer cook up but your boss speakers are ready to go third of paddies can be simply tossed onto the grill for an easy weak night mail or doctors to create a show stopping bacon cheeseburger for the neighbourhood barbecue we all know that right near with

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the email idle schekem let's see what we got here come said now i gotta see confirming wait wait what did i just do here i'm the worst they'll have i'm i'm not gonna fuckin computers call time for five forty five forty a pickup five forty a m and has to be at fuckin rapid four or five forty ok all right so anyway what else is there to talk about new football seas and what would you do put into football season starts next month with the end of precision near are you excited now i was just crushing when are you gonna get into a video i get into the real housewives you down we talking about

you're joking i now know i'm dead series i hang in there when miranda why is your shirt completely open now what is going on because i have no time in the life of the second this is done i gotta jump in the shower get rid of fuckin go this is like the world slower seduction like give us le threats now after i do the reeds and i feel like my day is over so i get a little more comfortable oh i see ok well justice let our baby i thought i get into real housewives or sit down a watch those bitches i swear to god i will punch you in the face again what are you talking about see how violence she gets with me the way can we just go back and talk about your little remark about hiven physical with you in the path a those really no need for you to bring that up ok this is the shame your barest by behaviour now you just did that's like throw me under the buzz and be like let's put it in perspective

ok i wasn't wailing on you i wasn't might be like air was at most a shove ok was pissed off at you liar you put with face a valentine's day did not the job it was a job i don't member by president trump are you say you don't recall you ever say that to me i did not punch you in the face though i don't think i punch you in the face through something i know you did to me done that a couple times this was all put under the umbrella of passionate person passionate person i get that for my mom and dad told me my mom is two things to think she did for a while but anyway yeah don't make it seem like and you know every time i got mad at you i like pops you're or like let's not paint that picture ok only in another can read it through about me

why are they so mean to you what do you think i mean i have some there is but people certain radio show that no longer on the air you know they still left yeah i think those people who used to enjoy you on that radio show that is no longer on the air you now that radio show attracted a certain kind of person was in all of them was a lot of them and you know also there still hang in there with you because their fans you know the people there is some of the toughest people on the internet media all they really are tough and then you get them a keyboard nea and they will say things and they have a problem with somebody like me being somebody like you gives a shit

who gives a shit now all you do is you just fuckin just making their fuckin day there's they set their type of their little things this nothing tonia you should see the shit people say about me i don't even read it like a kind of stopped about a year ago like you can't read most of it it's a fucking really is an egg a it's not a good gauge of what people affected because what times than not i think half the time they don't even mean it that just go in for a laugh and if you see if you're in a bad mood you gonna take it a pity take away but does get old my favorite is the the internet compliment is always is just like you know like hey you last special sock but this one was great like that

that's a compliment or backhanded compliment yeah it's like one of those those things like the into this issue so like i always has to be about them perspective on something it's i have to be honest with you do i really fuck and think that the news the new celebrities really will the new celebrities a regular people as far as stereotypical just rude behaviour and date they all oliver act like how like fuckin celebrities acted in the nineties when you could actually get away with being a douche i'm not saying celebrities act better now because there better people if she can't get away with it anymore because everybody's got like a fuckin cellphone camera and they'll recorded which they did do a few people so now that there's a certain level of decency you gotta behave not saying that better but these fucking counts on the internet they can act however they want to act who gives a shit is completely now the shortest completely opposite to get the fuckin shower

me i got i wrapped at four in the fuckin morning rapporteur for the morning woke up had breakfast with ice no no you won't you asleep and like an angel hard to believe someone so violent could sleep so peacefully you stop its

you do i need china ruin my reputation for swarming everybody took it is a joke but now you ve gone on the defensive is this you have something to hide and what you ve done is poor gas on the fire and you ve created extra work for your publicist an azure publicists what i'm telling you now is you need to get out in front of this and you need to apologize right now inappropriate release my brothers you need to get out in front of this and you need to apologize on this episode i would like for making light of some of your past behaviour we have what we need from you is we need to get you take your past behaviors dearie sleet sincerely apologise for all pass behaviors that are in who did violence of any sort i hope an up tremendously sense than i regret

immensely she apologized today on the podcast but what was really lacking in the apology was anything directed towards the person she did the violence too that this is a classic example who was boyfriend at the time or alike someone knocking him down clarifying my husband bill per is is is he's a human being first we don't need put labels on him motto is like twenty five years i have so easy this is that though in like i didn't deserve it yeah do you remember what i said that major that made use punch me in the face now i don't actually work do you remember i remember what did you say i said near i love you and i want you to be my wife and knows so offended like i said i wanted something casual i didn't want something

it wanted some casual remember i do not want something casual you didn't you always trying to act like you with this fucking nay man i just came in and you know it you this drifter i just wanted to day i wasn't trying again like while that may not be true i mean wanted to be like with someone who would actually take me on dates and things like that i was tired of lights is hanging out ales hang alice is made up of bag i wanted to be like you know in a day situation i think we're saying the same thing ok and then you cue to july into the apartment what i mean my way you invited me now i'm saying how you ended up living with me maybe you do that's what i mean i was there all the time ryan you start to say you want to move in and i wasn't ready and i

so i would let me stay here for a month that's what it where those like let me to live here for a month and i just kept or and this is my apartment you re like i live here that's a hand and it was funny and you kept doing it and then one day you did moving yeah like the night before i had like the whole u hall set up everything you really move ready and unlike the package you i'm gonna be here at eight a m so and look at us now i know i was made a huge mistake is almost i almost i was freaking i almost didn't you move in railing though thou in the end in the relationship i think because it's like what are we doing i once you gotta you hall you make the you how go back empty that's that's not a good thing too rose it was willing to talk me up the ledge really are we really need is more than just fuckin letter move in one hour it that's right that's all it was thanks joey roses bring in the sunshine

i gotta go jump in the shower thank you for listening and near i appreciate after all these years you know like tina i could actually forgive my abuser not the same really is that the same it's not the same ass i was beating you ok that's not what happened there was only because i took some self defense classes maybe two incidents as when i got really heated in lhasa level control so lying in a sort of goods and it hasn't happened sense okay so to sleep at that was little more and yet you continue to just like a beer south like i'm supposed to not anticipate sit down below there is no money the comedian like ah you know he's an hour is a temperamental artists like i am sour goes you know these comics it's what i do

this gave me ship for being myself that's all that's a classic fuckin woman thing how dare you be yourself with this lady jabez you get to be your best self fuckin male german flag so you're a female gemini now but male german eyes are the worst of the worse says female german ice yes as this female gemini such that astrology shit it's it's just like there's a brilliant to you obviously but then you're completely like out of your mind this is just anymore internet compliments can you was is a german i the fucking forty five as a german i who else who else near who ass so is everybody born in april a mass murdering psychopath because hitler was born in april before there i know

for twenty men from college never mind i thought for some reason the same birthdays where he had the different signed to add on i think you did i do now i just know that germany men are fucking nuts based on what me i mean yeah a lot of my research split where you do you know you need you take down every guy in june because of me i'm not every guy but i mean i don't know i let's see how many alessi how many women sweetly wait a sec so i will obviously they're gonna tell you guys do is fuckin bitch and try to change the person you your way because you don't want to face your own fuckin bullshit you because you don't want to face your own fuckin bullshit that's what that is backing be emotionally shut off and be assholes when you really are in love because europe

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i'm fucking cool and i support you you're fucking cool i am new article i knew just your various support thanks yes you stop a lump of me and what the ted kaczynski's and donald trump of this man ok i am every bit as valid is the olsson twins this has been an example of how to stick up for yourself nowadays and this is a fact complete waste of an argument mustache everything sports bra at scale jim did you all right that's it enjoy the music and i'll throw back thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast shut up to that purple haired woman blue haired woman you know

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your mommy ranting about astrology listen to the music and enjoy the we have another bonus episode twenty six what's goin on its bill birds the monday morning podcast from one

july twenty fifth two thousand eleven don't i hope hope you had a great week like i did i was i was down in irvine vine one will show the night taken this on a sunday i got one more show down there in irvine about shows was sold out last night saturday night and friday night they were just about full and i just want thank everyone for coming down there you know that's a very difficult club to sell out as a white boy as a weighty as a cracker as packer it's a very very difficult you know people i know for four years i tried it i try to go down there and they don't nobody comes to see white guys down here they only come to see let tee knows or famous white guys so finally or if you put out fuckin you know

for five hours a material and you can see italy funny they finally show up which they did and i was beyond excited and i want to thank everyone for coming down do you know this is something i have not been able to enjoy since i moved out here like when i lived in new york city i got to the point where i could sell out a club in new york which was great i got the feeling a sullen out a club and then i could sleep in my own bed and i haven't had that out here because cause i'm agreeing up and down i was able to fight the cracks ropes website beyond site get up now do something about that two hours a traffic i got a sit in a ceiling that sucks driving down irvine two hours i do understand that you understand how long that is two hours people one way to ours you can fly from here los angeles two fuckin denver colorado in two hours

we got it bill and we also understand that a jet is a lot faster than a car i go fuck yourself but anyway it was a great weekend and does not want to thank you for coming down his skin considering i'm sorry gracious mood this week why don't we continue congratulations with big congratulations to all those alligator ruslan beer drinkin me the ex whatever other stereotypes oh shit cause i don't know anything about your country australia's gratulation so the controversy australia the first aussi adele evans everyone the tour de france you know congratulations i remember that failing the first time gregg lamont one in the eightys it was awesome we had never wanted up to that point as far as i know i was just great to see you know it's gonna want somethin everybody doesn't think he can when after a while and yet and i hope that

don't try to figure out whether cadet was on drugs in fact the enjoyment of ten years later like they're doing with lance armstrong just because they hate america and that really is the recent right the guide past now thousand fuckin drug test you know you couldn't get him he was was the tax law dog that for french people maybe you took it goddamn praise often you worked a little bit harder you would call how bad the fair did you guys one of the catch of that fucking bad and you couldn't fuck you someone i'm so as to what believe his dirty teammate who tested positive the guy right the bank has now gone or even though you didn't catch this guy robert a bag he actually robbed back at the fuck out of here if he was on drugs so what the other nine guys behind and will only lost by ninety seconds gimme a fuckin break a right certain sports need drugs are right

and it's basically every sport that has played the professional level beyond the age of twenty three b age twenty three you you can't run around you can't do it yourself anybody like twenty seven go on go play flag football out a fuckin nowhere nuclear your interactions the next three weeks you do an added a pro level and they can tackle there's no way to do that without drugs i am totally one hundred percent throw drugs i dont think they hurt the game think they enhance it i think you take off athletes and age become even better and i also think much is all these people a fuckin wine and about em eventually they're gonna see their way into regular society and in one i'm in my eighties i'm gonna be on royds nice safe droids big so the sacrifices that these heroes made lads armstrong as a hero

he is a fuckin hundred seventy pounds lab rat he let all that shit be pumped into him for betterment of us and the glory and all the fun pussy could have but get back to me you all these motherfuckers out there telling you all these people die but that rogaine on their head and poison in their brains every year they were fine that shit get a little more pure you know so i look at we'd man weed fuckin unreal now out here because its cause it's illegal the shit they can make your high but not sleepy only one of you want to focus he ago smoke this shit you wanna just sit there and just fetch out or you want to go to sleep they got we'd for everything now they could do that back in the seventies they pulled it the ground and use rolled it up with a fuckin newspaper i thank all these people all these people get in their heads scalped right taken propitious i don't like the fact that

don't ball but i'm let you guys go on point let you guys fuck with your systems and figure out what safe and then you wait one day when i'm eighty eminent full had a jet black hair and i'm gonna fuckin pacts be able to run a four forty right a bike up the pyrenees mountains for a month straight because it sacrifices that these fuckin heroes these myths understood heroes are making god bless him god bless him congratulations to australia that's that fuckin huge that's really new job that'll do wonders for cycling you know maybe can broad new horizons stop listening to yeah who serious and drinking that stupid fosters larga that comes in that beer can the size of a death charge in world war two do you know that's one of their shittiest beers everybody everybody here in the states no one no one down

the drinks such as this one of the first things that i learned when i went there for four days i walked into twenty pubs and i didn't see one australian person drinking that vat of goose piss i'm gonna be honest with you not only in order to utter in order tastes like it's got it it's like shit if they give you so much you know i mean i think that that's a big thing they go and quantity of equality and you know australia people down there they don't give a fuck so they're not drink in it they know so what are they do our ship whose gullible enough to drink this fuckin goose as i was sent to the states the perfect they don't know they think about other countries will just make up a big lie will make it much of you see you guys ever see the stupid fosters loggers large commercial that they show out here they like they go i came about a fuck it went cell phone beer that's what

would do and you guys would have some sort of like the most macho cell phone ever which is basically you'd you whisper a phone conversation into a woman's ear slap or across the face and said bitch go tell it to my friend across tat maybe like cell phone and then we like the air and then a b this giant beer cans i'll fuck it think who's got a bigger dick evidently for one i've heard it tastes like piss that's what i've heard but anyway slits plough had this is the monday morning podcast everybody if your new to my podcast as i see my podcast listener ship growing with with each week i want to thank you for coming along if you want to send me any sort of questions we i answer questions on this if you want some advice let you know my case you you know been listened to this part guess at this point you have mabel figure out that i am not college educate

technically i am so i'll take anything i say seriously you're on your own could take my advice huron might you're on your own right but anything you want to do overrated underwriters underrated the email is bill at the m m podcast dotcom sorry had a big breakfast we're not your fuckin a breakfast place and you know i'm doing this whole thing it's unbelievable we're i'm just eating well and i don't to go to the gym anymore saucer absolutely phenomenal so i ate like shit last night so today i go out to breakfast take me out anna fuckin mother we go we go out for breakfast and their order and all this yummy stuff came around me am i going to do the right thing i ordered granola what they end up dante and then bring me this vat of grown and said you could get banana

as or chocolate or bananas and chocolate extra which charles the beach the purpose of eating healthy figure chocolate psycho let me get the bananas and then come back like fifty twenty minutes later i'm sorry we had a banana war bananas i just realized everybody is gonna be like you got bananas anew granola what are you a yes people i know my own material but she's like we're out of bananas and say you want some fresh berries i was like absolutely put em on sweetheart anything you can do tat me a bowl of fuckin granola within a half hour do you think you can do that i basically ordered a ball of cereal in its twenty minutes later i'm still waiting for ok i know i know you're on this side of the counter you can't make them work faster

so anyway they bring the stuff over they bring in this giant god they're medieval fuckin super bowl and it did completely defeat the purpose of eating healthy you know i guess could i just say eaten half the bull but can i come from that you know waste not want not you finish what she avatar you guys that shit parents you to do this thing out my parents were strict has were they they were so strict that one out the kid if in finish your dinner they wrapped in ass thick and they made you eat for breakfast ass they did what about that you time our generation policies it's probably ever one eight hundred number you could call one eight hundred my mommy's b and mean that you could call and get out of that shit well that's not i went down back in the seventies was fucking terrific

of good when you tat thou cause you didn't want to whatever gross thing you know you didn't feel like eating but then you just go to bed likes recent like some guy workin on wall street no one that you were going to wake up and the rest the family was gonna be waffles new could be sitting there called cubes stakes and green being casserole oh yeah cubes dates for the worst fish was bad what else i was brutal ice fuckin called sit near eaten cube stakes and that shit was already hard to chew when it was when it was heated up forget about one it was called out we sit there look alike kurt gibson in the seventh big fuckin what of it you got them chin cheek i'm sorry you know but you know i don't i don't even think it even work after a while they they realized it didn't even work it just in i would sum the kid just doesn't want to eat it

i got some funny stories about they ve ever come out live to one of my life shows you wanna hear the cubes stake story just just yell it up just towards the end of my act right and just say you shall have cubes steak i'll tell you the story some of the stories i know i don't put a man on the internet but i'll tell him in a club who gives a shit i was talking about a totally sidetracked i was talking about our seas and their big stupid beer gives a shit right outside the park i can't fucker remember it was an important you just dumb bill speaking of down there's another number of people who for some fucking reason are having difficulty finding my podcast despite the fact that if you google search them they morning podcast the first that comes up is the fan page i write it are you w dot the

ma am podcast dot com i think you guys are going w w w dot m m podcast it's the m m podcast like the ohio state university how great is it that they finally punish those cheating bastards you know can you believe that selling your own fucking jersey jesus christ burn the whole programmes down that's another thing i think is absolutely fuckin stupid then policing you know if you're gonna police college football players you should fuckin pay him a right because what they are doing your cell and a hundred thousand tickets a week hundred thousand people packaging do stand to watch people who are getting paid who won any play their dream of going to the nfl could end

and i don't want to hear you fuckin native pussies go what do you get a now laid out they get one football you tough guys out there you think that you could learn that playbook played visual one level travel what they travel beyond the shape that they have to be in an major in like fuckin biology gimme a goddamn break something has to give array if you have the potential to go to the nfl that's what you should be majoring and the thing that's going make your multi millionaire and just have a bunch of whores running at your dick that's what you focus on ok so i think if you gonna give these kids shit and tell him not to sell their jerseys you are some sort of stipend some sort of something ok you can have some superstar kid gonna win the heisman trophy he's dead there build a brand new wing

on one of the dorms because of what this fuckin kid does over four years and his mother needs a kidney transplant and he can't even sell his fuckin jersey to get a free tattoo that all things it's it's fucking stupid aright find the money i'd be a boaster i'd love to do showed him over seventy five el dorado with the long horn fuckin horn right on the hood chop and on a cigar just common up their fuckin pay and players that's gotta be also no one there is your bag a cash they got that debt four star running back fly down the field everybody's that beyond on the back you and you get trophy wife scott our hand on your package there's no love in the relationship you don't need eddie you fill up with the sound of a hundred thousand people go crazy

because some shit that you may happen with dirty filthy oil money i wanna be that guides my next generation next generation my next life i come around again one what year it's gonna be when i come around and get you know because i mean when you die i think you go right to the mud you know and then that's it and then at either turn into a fossil fuel you become a mosquito but maybe like some sort of organism that lives in the we have a cow right that's why i think a human being is out you hit the fuckin lottery you now yet the fuckin lottery he got thumbs eleven life sometimes i think i would might be in an eight though you know i was like towards polyps there's no fuck aware in i had not always stunk swing on the jungle jim i think would be great to be like a gorilla back in the day being a girl like two hundred years ago one of

this new if they knew and what they know now about people or animals in general what what are they had done you think they are join forces and just fuck it wipe us out when there was only a couple thousand of us on the planet fuckin stupid animals they had their chance that's what you get you fuckin wake up next time you know once you when you learn what talk about cheating you know performance enhancing weapons the second we picked up a step we will fuckin cheating you're a tiger doesn't come at you with the stick target just come such all natural what do we do we got a fucking bizarre can we got machine guns stick em in a cage with drug i'm on both sides of this argument all right let's plough ahead here what did i want to know about this week how far we in this world

eighteen minutes and you want to go with them vice right right right out of the gate let's go what's the whiskers some advice bill i need some serious advice on what to do with the relations the relation ship i was it i just broke off yesterday but need some fuckin reyes reassurance reassurance just couldn't get through that workers are i am nineteen allow me in this girl had been dating for three and a half years bay we since i was sixteen my girlfriend and i have always got the long and shit was really great almost too great up until the last year it dawned on me nearly overnight my life was stagnant i did this repetitive shit with her over and over every night hit me really hard i felt if i were a married man at the age of nineteen void of all my piss invented vinegar it piss the fuck off even this scott old and i feel like a spoil

prick for writing that because i know a lot of guys out there would give a left not to get tat dick wet jesus but you can need stake every night just do these cuts for more cliches in there over the last past few years i slowly but surely moved away from old chicks are friends i used to be friendly what then high school until the other day fuckin realise that i really don't have much left i feel as if i have one true friends sprinkled them with the fuse opportunistic pricks i call friends not happy with the who i call my friends anymore my gotta me that the reason i've lost friends is because of being too heavily invested with my girlfriend now i seem to be left with just her eye broken yesterday i think to myself that there's more to fuckin life at the age of nineteen then getting the same limp dick hand job every night it broke my heart when i told her i wasn't

happy anymore i want to get back out there have a social life reconnect put some friends meets a new people and get some pussy she still keeps trying to text me call me just to talk and still wants to be friends but she's the clean i think she wants to weasel back in question is did i make the right move do i still talk this girl is a friend or do i cut it clean any reassurance or advice or possibly five minute rent would do me wonders all right get sucks sucks you sometimes you gonna hurt somebody but this basically your first relationship and what happened to you happens to most people women included kind of lose yourself in it you do not live in a balanced life so you could a ban with that ireland still had you old friends and acquaintances

if you worked on that but i think you got head over heels with this girl and you kind of went down the fun rabbit hall and all of a sudden you turn around there was no behind you and that kind of reaching out which is totally normal at nineteen so i don't think it doing anything wrong is far as containing a relationship with her maybe later my god says don't do it now you just gonna hurt or more cause it's gonna give our hope that you're gonna get back with her or you get it that awful after you broke up sex gonna be out of sight and get laid and halfway through it i swear to god you have an eighty percent chance she's gonna start crying ok which point you really oh my god is a second rate case now what's going on and it's you gonna pull out bluebell she's gonna be crying add you gonna be like sorry and then you go on a comfort arab or not comfort it too much to give up hope and you're gonna fuck

as to your car to forty five degree angle feeling like your balls are down on the on on by your ankles so stay away from that yeah i think you guys don't be friends i just think that sometimes to go over cause it's not fair to her cause you sound definitely like you don't want to be with her anymore every time you talk to her even if you you say i still want to get with you you just putting a right back at this our line of getting over you and move on with her life or whatever the house gonna happen and that's not fair to her so ah you know did the right thank you wanted to be out of it so you got out of it that's exactly what you gotta do you gonna hurt somebody sometimes it's much to waste their life it's way worse surely nineteen you guys you guys he'll fast you'll get over so get out there have a good time where a fuckin condom always get yourself get yourself some new friends football seasons common up they did they work

by the way or even really doing enough i just keep looking at the look at the text by the way how selfish with a fucking owners in this by the way speaking are you people called those sports radio shows and you don't even know what you're talking about you just immediately start trash the athletes because you can put a face to him then the bad guys in this one they signed an agreement in two thousand six and the where's had their lawyers look at it and the owners great to it five years later the lagoon wouldn't do not worry so what i do they walk about which is the owners just basically took their stadiums and they went home basically said of the players were all of you to take an eighteen percent pay cut and play to extra games you know what the fuck do you think the players do our it's not over yet lock out nearing an end camps open saturday ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna work

college football i don't give a shit they are about a crimson died play in a world where raids of michigan water railway got abad barnard economies schwab in practice saturday night the bumble misha gets got it i watch that shit jackson still killing them like fuckin eighty three years of age is labour peace just around the corner for the nfl courting too p s report the nfl players association a league have reached an agreement on the remaining points and i proposed ten year collective bargaining agreements the report citing unnamed sources are right so go fuck yourself right there i tell them ok you know we cannot forget the care can die added saw unnamed source would you like to continue reading this no i wouldn't know i would not so many ways we get back to the fucking questions here

so something i wanted to bring up you know sometimes i forget how old are you because i still feel like i'm i'm fuckin eighteen is what i do that shit in our whenever i took bring up a female i walked in the store and all of a sudden there was this fuckin lady do that lady i thought you eyes all knew that that that was a little tribute to jerry louis but i forgot the day is a lot of young people in their twenties cod students listenin to this shit that's jerry louis that isn't make our and i actually that was his catchphrase go hey lady i can't even do it and it was the funniest should ever and after my mother thought it was so stupid it made it even fortier nothing better than jerry louis movie with my mother with an ear shot but anyway so actually went on youtube and i got a couple of jerry louis youtube videos this week

i was trying to find one a clip if anybody can find one of him saying hey lady i can't find one they took em all down but this this guy doing a tribute to jerry louis and he's imitating jerry louis while singing kenny rogers that kenny roger song lady which do you not familiar with it because you're a youngster the song basis well it's a romantic song lady you're mine and i love you and the car is laid body only one but he's doing jerry lois always go a lady why why why why i came flocking do it but it's it's really of noxious your journey was tat i found it to be fucking hilarious i'm not saying it's the greatest impression was fuckin forty you hell and then everyone out there you know a lot of people

america always trash the french like i did earlier make for an aberration that really enough when i'm one a bucket listings is actually go to the tour de france and now one of those cities you know they go through and all it is like a castle from the thirteen hundreds who the fuck and want to do that on a sunny day sit down in a cafe and treated like shit by a frenchman right razetta stone shit is holding up a couple of i don't know what the hell you eat over there some pastries and all of a sudden all these athletes come flying by their bikes distant goal be amazing followed around for a few days you know save up some euros bring back to america case the fuckin dollar crashes might next month who knows i want i wanted to do that so but anyways one of things it is these countries always made fun of the french or

as at least in my lifetime and one of the things that they make fun of above they make fun of them because they think jerry louis their huge jerry louis and think he's a genius i've heard a bunch of people you know people respected make fun of them for that kind of like you know how the germans think david hassle office is a rock star i gotta coast i gotta co signed with americans on that one i don't know what the fuck you guys are listened to over there may because it's a second language maybe like is performed mollet i dont know what it is but i'll sign off if you want to make fun of germans for making fun of that but i think their cars off set the quality of their cars offset the fact maybe that's why they like david s off this so far beyond everybody scientifically you know you know we stole all their secrets after world war two you realize that half of of of our rockets audiotape

the whole spaced fuckin programmer missile programme all of them we took a bunch of german scientists from them and we josh always how how you did all that stuff do you don't want to worsen the war yes maybe they're so focused on that making cars go like two hundred miles an hour and suddenly dropped down half an inch in cases of steel beam hang and across the highway we can't do that here in amerika we don't to do that shit so i guess you know you so looking at that egghead shit now leave the lab you know you just don't want effects he put on a little better hassle half you know what is he saying about the beach in his chest here when i'm fine in a fucking the right medallion to wear around his neck but anyway i have always made fun of the french for thinking jerry louis was a genius and i got tat something the french are

one hundred percent right say jerry louis is a genius and if you don't believe me youtube video the week this is one of the classics we're gonna see in comedies is this just caught the movies called the errand boy from nineteen sixty one jerry plays an errand boy this is seen where he walks into one of the big shots office it's empty there's nobody in there does he looks around decides to sit down at the big conference table he lights the cigar and starts actin like he's running the fuckin company and they basically play this count basis on underneath it any pantomime the entire seen he doesn't say one fucking word this clip fifty years old and it had me india on the ground laughing it's like it such fucking genius i can't

explain about some people will always just make it a bunch of faces just watch his movements with the music and every time he turns around and that every time there like a new section and in the music he spends around the chair at the hall the way he comes out of it i swear to god it's so fuckin it is a comedian at all it almost brings tears your eyes its absolute genius and i challenge any you motherfuckers to watch this and tell me that it isn't right since but i trust of french the beginning of this podcast i ok for merciless stocking i just really halfway through it i don't know if it's the french to investigate and for fuck you what's going on in your country their merciless stocking let's armstrong ok

now i'm telling you you got it right you got it wrong with land she got a right with jerry louis ok i don't have a problem the french open i love that you play on clay and countries slowly beautiful i think you need to drop the attitudes i you know i think it is i think you guys are little fuck it and secure but matter you used to be run in shit when you hear that can sawed off little run running around robin is fuckin stomach what are you done since then exactly joe you guys like you like you like the fuckin beach boys in the seventies from like nineteen seventy till they that hit again and nineteen eighty eight that those are the years francis in right now so

whatever the beach voice had like their last hidden like sixty eight sixty nine than they had nothing for like twenty fucking years that's what the french alike they had napoleon you know he was one of the few fuckin white acts that could also go unsold training kill it you know then he got his ass beaten back all away to france and never sense that he has an eta hit you that france you guys evan out a hit gonna fuckin two decades ago fillies have won the world series since july set a fuckin hit that saints up because our son bitches are averaging about one every sixty years you understand that i hope you do come on your bilingual cunt so they were you guys really smoking cigarettes holding it underneath you know like you're you're you're fucking the undercarriage the undercarriage of cigarettes you really sit there with your strike shirts on you little moustaches get down to you please tell me

so anyway the errand boy nineteen sixty nine jerry louis please watch that we actually have another clip from that where he does another seen worry as to why watch some phones he can't figure out which phone is ringing and i know i don't think that people not a gym carry i think i do it i edge the guy an absolute fucking genius he's one of my favorites dad you know we actually spoke at my graduation are you guys probably think that's bullshit i swear to god he did in the morning they had a up students breakfast the day a graduation and then graduation night in all the world regulation so afternoon they had to do so in the morning jerry louis spoke at the breakfast and he was crazy jerry and he was a fuckin riot any killed and man

dad will lap and our asses off you know my mom she's not a fan but i still think she liked it but it was really awesome and when he spoke at our graduation he then he became like telethon jerry he actually as always he made the transition he just didn't act like a lunatic and then when he went to the graduation was all sudden he transition because this act like why lay at our breakfast people spitten pancakes i'll die and laughing and then when you know when everybody comes marching in the students at first then the people came and last with their fancy robes as you know the fucker smart kids the math leads and then the guests baker and he came walkin in any his hands on the shoulders of the person in front of him when he was doing this ridiculous walk and just came in

on whom everybody dies fuckin laughing but then and then he slowly transition darted out made a few jobs whose up there and then he just really started talking about like a guy on we'll entertainer they don't make em like that anymore and dumb i can't say enough about that guy is another clip i would love to find a jury losses i cannot find it anywhere remember i just started my stand up career and i come from some fuckin god forsaken place in new england drive a piece of shit car i get home am i i was still up and it was like i sort of i had been one thirty in the morning he's half asleep on burned from doing the show and driving and we put on the tv by doing this whole thing on jerry louis i make a long story short here they they were too about you know how big you know

martin and lowers the comedy tv marked jerry louis god and when they broke up but he was blown away devastated and they were wondering if they could survive on their own said jerry gets his own shop and it's the first the and they didn't basically this was the bit they they do that the old school they got a big bang plan and z shiny like shimmering fuckin curtains they go ladies gentlemen the jury louis show and rather than walking out like there was this runway and he was standing at the front of it and rather basically rather than walking down to the end of the runway he was still yet the fun of it and it was like motorized and it came right out to the crowd so the ship is you looking at the curtains playing the drum roll announcing him and all you see is the back there some people in the front row kind of like sitting there like it's a nightclub just go ladies and gentlemen the jerry louis show any come soon carton standing there is talk pseudo not even

look almost look at my keys posing an he s the boats arrogant look on his face like he's the shit sit and watch undergone why's he acted so arrogant like he should be humble right now like he should make me making sure that is fancy going to follow and despite the fact that they're probably pistols left dean martin comes right up to the front row and right when you think the stage is gonna that's gonna stop it plough the front row and he does this fuckin pratt fall over there able and steps on a chair and me and my dad totally couldn't see common the misdirection was he was standing there so fuckin arrogant than he was focused on that you didn't see the practical common inside one during the morning my dad's half asleep he fucking over the damp table it goes into the chairs crying laughing crying laughing at one thirty in the morning that's how much of a beast jerry losses are right there that's it right ten minutes for contributor i guess jerry loose and why

again youngsters i did not come up with that lady thing that's then i kind of started doing what's arose on uninformed we'll just bigtime jerry louis fan so so they go i'll write ploughing ahead we got almost alone what do we do the rest of you to produce what we got some great ones that will be at the end podcast dot com please remember to type in th ii will have all the youtube videos right therefore you're so you can just sit there sir the net alright this is a great one axis man gets a three hundred thirty thousand dollar home for sixteen dollars this is one of the greatest stories i've ever seen this guy found a loophole basically the guy who owned the house declared bankruptcy he took off then the bank had it and i can't remember only watch the video once do something about this

loophole in texas where if a house is abandoned for certain points of time you can file form it costs sixteen box and you can claim the house and this is why this guy did write it gets better everybody on the block is pissed because they paid like three hundred thirty three and fifty thousand dollars for their fucking houses houses sorry this guy comes in he pays sixteen dollars for a house brings the value of their house down so they want em out of their not only for that reason but i am also guessing cause it's a black dude and they're all white just the m telling you it's like when i watch this i'm like this is the greatest beginning its like a pie let episode for the greatest fuckin sitcom ever like the amount characters that you could have its fucking tv show so based

we what this guy has to do he has to stay there for three years and that the people you gotta watch this video that is neighbours that trying to get him for everything but we just think he should pay for his house like anybody else it's like utilise look what sort of team play or are you just here's what you signed yourself into indeed should servitude to these piece of shit bankers one guy one guy gets out of it doesn't have to become a fuckin slave to these assholes and you can't be happy form because he found loophole has he done its homework if you read about it you could amount to houses you could have sold your house and then moved into the other one for sixteen bucks quit hey on the guy it's the greatest thing ever considering these bankers this bail out money then only data not only do they not aware they don't know where it is the castle where does a who even got it

the break in disguise that there was a billion trillion fuck it does what this guy three and thirty grand germanic deck i so fucking yes you know what i would do if i lived on that block i will give that guy a fuckin god damn i don't know what i would make a bunch cake whatever the fuck you supposed to do i welcome to the neighbourhood i i i listen do can you do me a favor can you read some more documents anything come up with some other shit i would love to you could find a loophole somehow affects my life like like this it is totally overlooking this guy's talent you know you it's funny that guy that black due to move into the thing if he was actually on tv screaming about how i bought a house for say stay in dollars half the people on the falcon street

would call the one eight hundred number in order is goddamn book you know and then if it turns to be a scam you know see the guy again right the guy is on your block he's right they go over and learn from up i don't know i think it's i think it's the greatest goddamn thing ever considering recently i started looking at homes out here i've had enough i've just had enough living over this guy of forty three with i'm still living in one bedroom apartments and i can't take it anymore i'm i'm done ready to get back on the wheel kay illuminati you got me gonna try find a place you know that i can try maybe pay off in twenty seven years your fuckin codes you guys you site if i get a house because all that aids is i will be coming to a city near you often because i'll have to pay for that

but batch over there unless they find a loophole are right there youtube video of this week is buzz aldrin buzz aldrin an american here of a right fought world war two air force pilot how silly though he taught other soldiers base play as far as i know how to be that guy in the bombardier you little turret gun you sit there basically an aquarium bolted to the bottom of a fuck and demeaning airplane the balls that that took can you fucking believe that you know freaked out you aren't you realize the balls it takes to go to war the fucking balls think about tat she how scary is it to be flying in an airplane you know

a flight of commercial flight you see another commercial airlines you start freak and elegant again again and those planes don't wanna fuck with each other they got people air traffic controllers making sure that they don't fuck with each other they got even at odds evens east to west odds west is how the fuck it works out they make sure you know run into each other just imagine if your honour in a fucking plain these people the ground trying to shoot down there's other smaller quicker more nimble fuckin fucking planes shoot your played down and your job as you gotta climbed down based to where the bag your fuckin check bags would be and you climb into this little glass bubble with the machine gun and you got to sit there spinning around the chair i mean jesus christ

how much scream and are you doing down there i will just i would be doing a three i probably shoot my own fucking plain i be so scared i guarantee you they problem had some sort of safety device in there so you wouldn't you know because if you follow in a plane like john away trying to hit someone run in a fuckin post pattern and he starts from the left side of the aircraft goes across the right you might shoot the own fuckin tale of oh my god what have some sort of breaks the glass with whatever the fuck their shooting you fall through it well maybe get a parachute but then what the hell are you landing in me territorial just unbelievable the balls so buzz aldrin is poor of this fraternity of guy yeah do you know how he gets his flight suit on the site this guy's balls so any is this this fuckin youtube video

what are those moon conspirator people comes to buzz aldwin and starts calling him a coward and a liar your liar you're a coward you never landed on the moon right first of all you know me i love a good conspiracy but i dont get the whole we didn't land on the moon conspiracy like i'll go with it lets say we didn't who does it hurt you know what did it hurt dinner anybody didn't send a bunch we have we landed on than every body jumped space shuttle and then they just about the space in through the back door and they just came back gather on the moon and it was some fucking conspiracy theory the two thin out population out here down here on earth they didn't do any that shit what we try to do intimidate the russians so they didn't fuck with us so we lied and said that we want couldn't russians be able to figure out why look the kgb

figure out that we didn't land on the moon but top a shit whose yelena fuckin war hero he somehow figured it out so anyways he's fine on the guy around and not to mention because at this point in his eighties ok not you yelling at an old man all right a fuckin tough son of a bitch but an old big there's a certain level respect the same reason why i don't you but that old fuckin cute down below me i just don't yell at the guy cause he's an old do you know guy so this guy this fuckin tubby goddamn fuckin just last guy picked and jim class fuckin stuff or of ice cream eaten fag comes fuckin one enough to the guy just sitting there gone like you're a liar your account he sent a bunch of things he's fallen out of the hotel into the street and this woman and at once the first time i'm a coward or something you watch oz turns around it

did me of like one on with my dog my pity when like she starts fixated and i am watching the signs that ok she's going into pitfall mode i got it i get a snapshot of that it same thing he started walking towards and a girl fuckin pulled back on anonymous and this guy i wouldn't be maloney composed keep saying leave me alone leave me alone right guy keeps get his face and then the second time egos you're a liar you're a cow at buzz fuckin right hook to this guy's fat fuck and triple cheap berger eaten face in this i swear to god was afoot taller than in probably out weight and by a hundred fifty fuckin pounds awkward upon which he so right and he just rosa sky in the face back some up like three steps as in any one year old man much as i hate to admit that punch with you look at this punched i would have fell down am i gonna lady he would it hit me and my big fuckin butcher blockhead and he would drop me why prompts the buzz albert we'd be it a hero

punching a fatty in the face kills me as buzz is not even that big a guy you know in this this really goes back to the fascination that i have that generation of people you know the humphrey bogart the lee marvin's to charles brought since i know i've talked about this before on my podcast where i was just like why are those guys seems so much tougher than the moon movie stars are today right look at brad pitt you like our whatever their p ninety ex looking jackass fuck him right i don't give a fuck matt damon angle fuck you fuck you don't give a shit you look at lee marvin you liked it i wouldn't fuck with deck i tell you a virus i would not fuck with him either what is it that makes those guys so tough is it because is it because the stars today actually highlight their hair

you know what i realized it was i doubly marvin somebody i watched my entire life and knew so little about lee marvin was one bad stewards ever this and of his voice the way care himself he just like i wouldn't the guy probably a buck forty but forty five i would not fuck with that guy ever i know we could drink me under the table and still kick the shit out of me i just i would not fuck with him ever so actually i went to work is wikipedia and i looked up some shit this is why he was so believable and although tough guy roles this is why when he played carpeting shootin a gun he looked so believable and when he was in the bow red one and all those other movies he was it he was believable this is his background marvin left school join the united states marine corps serving as a scout sniper in the fourth more division he was

wanted an action during the world war to battle of gonna put you this cyprus sigh pan say panza island off of the philippines and this battle the battle which most of his platoon were killed marvin's wound in the box from a machine gun fire which severed his psychiatric nerve he was rewarded the purple heart giving a medical discharge with the rank of private first class ok do you understand the difference between a guy like that pretending to be in war when he's act bennett as opposed to some fuckin do like make if i ever booked a war movie and i've tried the gross from scratch and have a cigarette dangling from my live is this one fuckin war hero looks like that's why that's why that's why at eighty one year resolve fuckin

what one right hook eighty one year old man backed up there that michael more looking jackass that's why they ve been through it so this is what this is what i love about this shit so a positive of of us over the last ten years being two wars at the same time i'm tellin you we got some we got some bad ass movie stars come our way in the night ten years we get out these wars of telling you kids you come back and they get to redo the magnificent seven i'm tell you they're gonna have that vibe again that i wouldn't fuck with that dude i guarantee you that not highlight in their hair all right so there you go please check out like marvin telling you if you feel like it

we'll see just imitate half the shit he does i'm tellin you probably get forty percent more pussy in the first week i guarantee it might i go about a house for sixty bucks next next youtube video we got his pizza in india i don't know what's goin on here but it's a pizza had normal sudden it's sort of via hammer time and they doing this synchronized dance really think it is assumed its so of overpopulated in india that it in order to even maintain a job at pizza hut you know we have that i'm tap dance and for the man in india you literally have to do it i think they have a dance contest at the end very shifts and whoever does the worst loses their job and then they bring in a new employ for even less money and an apple dance off at the end of every one of us probably a documentary at some point

i believe that it is ready for the fucking you alright we'll bring another topic back here everybody although we hope mice my shit here for this week about that i'm gonna be it we all comedy festival every by israel to this on monday i am probably already there i five flown across this country for the ninth time in my life i'm gonna be at the motto calmly festival with robert kelly joad rosa young teenage sensation from european earthy programme gonna be doing show called cheat life which is based on of our a short film that you can actually see saturday night at the march a comedy festival it will be eric up there and what else i mention this were also writing a book based off of it when the book comes out hard copy of the movie will be available

until then you'll be able to see the movie a short film festivals which they have it the montreal how many festival so please if you're in the area commodity check this out if you're in the states your anywhere near by i suggest you fly up we watch them comedy montreal some of the most beautiful women ever seen in my life some of the most beautiful lady you're ever gonna see in your life beautiful are texture it's not hockey season seen off to worry about anybody rioting although it probably will be ungodly hot which means all those beautiful girls in some addresses so when you stand there and a raincoat like me with your hands in your pockets and have a good goddamn time are right bring it back an old topic here one that actually said i'd stop doing cause i heard tosh point or does something like this but people keep ass can be questions this is another instalment

of the once cancelled but now returned racist braces our eye bill i had a recent episode that really turn out that bad but i felt really bad about it medical field in one day someone i work with was going down to the cappuccino cart to gets java jesus rice do what fuckin straw it is fair you live in and you're a doctor you get cap achieve oh carts and java that just sounds you sound like you're in paris tell it sounds in my world i know what i had a real job by unload trucks i went over to fuck it deejay allows i got a steak and cheese many ways they asked me if i would like anything and i told them all with this is that we get back to this a cappuccino cart they asked me if i would like anything i told them i wanted a large coffee they asked me what

like in it and i said the old line i like my coffee hot sweet in black like my women soon as i came out of my mouth i look by me to see female african american medical student pretty sure she heard me am i fell into my pelvis with shame since i was in a position of of authority over her i felt particularly embarrassed she never the kid that she had heard anything but since i have allowed mouth i'm absolutely certain she did while staring at most staring at her i didn't know what to say so i back peddled by saying haven't you see that movie airplane that's a lie for the movie she said no but still never indicated she had heard my comment so i just said oh i was just saying a line from a movie and how nothing ever developed of it but i felt that if i poligized it might have embarrassed her

and there was the remote possibility that she hadn't heard me to any anyhow i felt bad about it and guilty so bill is raising raises racist now now what is it you're you're just u r unlucky because a second you said are you like your car i don't hot and sweet i just whereby you like coffee that little white girl like two eight year old kids talking how do you like it he was already find that she was already coffee and remember that the line i take it black like my men that's that's how that was actually the actual line so this even though you switched up that's immediately what i thought i was like others the line from airplane so you'll give quoting a movie you just and the fact that you actually are self aware enough that it made it even worse that you a position of power over her that

it tells me you're a good do that just was a very awkward moment did die hats off to her if she actually heard you could she really but a turn that into this giant fucking thing overnight i quoted a movie yourself i quoted a fuckin movie and then it was just been why didn't you quote another movie why didn't you say i like dick i like it creamy like the band it out and then there would be some horrific shit for people to yell about on the view what pick on that shine ever watch it overrated underrated for the weak underrated nea contributions to the monday morning podcast i gotta that wonder her egos gonna go through the roof overrated actually agree with you overrated pudding s f w not not not safe for work i guess is what that stands for and ass if w not safe for work on racy email forwards if

screwing over your employer by cruising facebook or the internet on the clock your doing something wrong you should either be bought and learn a thing or two are already know how not to get caught any this scenario it's not my responsibility to help you cheat your time card if by chance you happen to have the awesome job of having to watch you tube at work the whole safe thing shouldn't be a issue anyways should be an issue anyways i don't know i don't know anything about death zoe as do our work said a working you fucking listen to this right now aren't you ah so any ways this is the end of the park s i don't not bring this type of stuff up other than just to bring it up obviously condolences go out to all the victims and everybody in norway just unbelief we devastated here that news i'm gonna be there in october

so i don't love hopefully what oh sticks out sunlight tat happens that bad and you like oh my god understand onstage and ex silly you're not just realized that i just in a roundabout way take tragedy and use it as a way to hide my fuckin mike mike shows it's a terrible tragedy over there are no age norway and incidentally i'll be over there on the nineteenth of october i knew i should have brought it up i don't know i don't know how to gracefully handles thanks that's fucking horrific and some like that is obviously happened way too many times here in this country so i hope that's last time i hope you got the guy did it and i don't know what else to say there is nothing to say what jesus christ bill what a great fuck awaited the podcast now what do i do now but i something about cbs i think i had to say something right shoulder it gave a shit

my heart was in the right place people of norway are i did we go see the s backs off from a more customer friendly rewards practice conch mary to what the drugstore chains marketing chief said last year firm isn't working to add extra bucks to consumers extract yo us back to norway for half a second you know me fucked up this is how the url is gonna use this as an opportunity go and live while everybody had guns are gonna fuckin shot you know and i'm actually pro i believe people should be alarm themselves you know i actually leave that ship i always fucked up that the vienna always does that they don't even wait they don't like half fuck and second would somehow like that happens and they gotta come in you know you're a charter asked him would come in with his musket and hold it over his fuckin head of like you just why

i met a metal and fuck in mexico city remember that it be nice if they had like a five day week period before they would just like and this is why machine gun should they legal contrary to what droid cbs back to see the here do i really want to read all this i think and read the steward oh by the way somebody sent me somethin somehow the sky in texas when in rob a bank he said i have a gun so they bring we're stuck a cash he takes a hunt dollar bill out of a stack of cash she gives the rest of it back goes he pays roman gets himself some eat the next day he turns himself and says i wasn't raised to do something like that i write he goes to trial they give him fifteen fucking years right now guy did rob a bank bank the guy did rob a bank so i get it

like our eye while this guy is a fuckin loose cannon aright all right he gets fifteen years the poorest sends me this link i'm reading this other story one these piece of shit bankers who was involved in a three but billion dollar fraud scheme you naughty got got three years so this the lesson people if you're gonna run the bank all the money you can hire a lawyer they can get yadda the shit or at least to three billy dollar you you oughta be in jail for the rusty like that's what i would love to see with all piece of shit bankers i would just love to see them locked up for life you know no more loafers no more catholics no more yachts you know no for hiring the fuckin rolling stones to play your private party that was paid for by old people's

good pensions and they're out there eaten alpo and you're over there get enron want to show you how to do a g cord really you fuckin counts i swear to god i think they should all have to dress like bankers i think that's where little top hat dress like the penguin in back whereby a vibrant and she walked around like that that we should all get be begun said just shoot em in the finance every time you walk in there one i withdraw my money bends open the safely to shoot and write the budget will not be nice just something some sort of punishment the taken all fuckin money ah what else to everything else mamma oh i know i have actually watched the chicago fire verse man united game you know cause watch the sun again last week and i get into it the typical thing when american teen plays a team from another country we always play the first half would do a grey macaulay fuck we're gonna be looking to be

men men united with that fuckin do kelly even i know is god damn nay guise of based what outputs they score fuckin three goals and like five minutes which i can explain to americans what would how difficult that is doing soccer you know you don't fucking weird about the chicago fire is that's a tragedy but a bunch of people died and then years later you just enough it's like i haven't honolulu pro pearl harbor attack right jesus really are we gonna do you dig that far out a fuckin jokes around you know what i now want to tap up that's it i'm not a comedy go fuck yourselves allah i want to bring this shit up to

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hopes that is it the m m podcast our com is the official pant fan page that set their supporters this week i'll be guys have a great weak what again montreal company festival this week later on next month august i will be in reno august sixth at the golden now get to see no or some shit like that i don't have it in front of me and i'm gonna be advances in nashville towards the end of the month and the stress factory in new jersey see guys come on down come on out to his show yellow cubes take i'll tell you the rest that fuckin story right that's it see you

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