Hey, what's goin on his bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast and I'm just check it out on you see now, you're out of luck is your. We go in right now, Kay. If you get a punch one person in the face. What's the first faith that just popped into your head, What punch would you throw up what we like their reaction to be. If you have quick answers to all of questions you work in the wrong job? the next hour. I'm gonna tell you how to make your dreams come true, so you don't drive to work. quite examined. I love it should, over the next hour, I'm gonna fuckin act like

Can I tell you something, while I'm really nod and eventually there's gonna, be a fuckin link I know this is gonna cost money, because what Claiming is ridiculous, suggest show me the sharply. You know since the beginning of time, people I ve been trying to lose weight. That statement makes no sense. They were trying to gain weight was caveman days. I don't give a fuck its advertising. There's been all kinds of excise equipment that fuckin there's fuckin, that what happened yet, put the wait right back down. While you know what, over the next hour tell you this sick, then all these Hollywood celebrity. Nowadays you see shredded guy. It's getting supermodel, though it it's gonna fuckin with you, I am in a great mode: Amanda

I am. Oh yeah, been workin out knighted Ray. My goal of getting down to thirty six pounds- I missed it by a pound right. It's it's, what what? What am I gonna quit take my snake azof walk out of the Jim with my head down where my socks is, they are people in the back relic guy over yeah, whatever I'm fuckin, I'm on it. The world has No place for a fat ginger, maybe they want one, but I'm not fill in the boy you get this pace. Can't not today, very that tomorrow, we worked out today and I felt fucking great, you know

on a Vegas fuck me up a little bit like it does for most people, and then it took me a couple days get back to get back on the horse, which is today Wednesday right making a comeback the same way the Montreal Canadians Review. They get swept right, temper. Europe, three games that not all right you're, a team million dollars over the salary cap, but for some reason that's not considered a fucking cheating advantage. Is all these work in articles so now what they did is in cheating, it's fuckin, brilliant that guy had a yet hip injury, oh yeah, he can then he comes back the first game of the play off. You know: ok, if the. If that is not. depopulating a fuckin system that is in fact cheating, but let in that country The era of football is

I think I wanna be a sports fan anymore, I'm actually kind of route for the Canadians. Now that I know that these fuckin cancer eighteen million dollars over the fuckin cap and its legal later they were all. this guy at she wrote an article. You said you just be the jealous bitch, it's like now. Not because I watched my team get raked over the calls. Everything In time somebody came out, and in the afternoon. Turned a fan on those other fuckin sidelights, I saw my tea People just make shit up and ESPN would run with it. For years that all bullshit are they tape recorder, the practice it was complete, fuckin, bullshit and those fucking point Eddie Pierre did their retraction. It like one in the morning three years later was not covered. let me while I was sitting be like ok.

I'd say you figured out a way. a legal way that you can be eighteen million dollars over there, up and you're, not cheating then, in the same way, these people that of offshore accounts. You know throughout the fucking whenever the Caribbean or the canary islands are they go from one island to another, which is a different country and they, Greece, bankers and the lawyers and everybody in politics every one of those islands you know like make a zillion dollars, and then this company that doesn't exist in Barbados Fucking bills, you for a zillion dollars and then this other company bills that copy four billion dollars in a different island and so on and so forth. They get to the last Fuckin Island and then the last island then love that company that doesn't exist that build that copy and other Gabriela there doesn't really pocket exist there. gives you the money back in the form of a loan which is not taxable and you're. Gonna airport

pay the load back, but guess what the the company for now good God, damn reason for it. The long and that's all They live tax free time, fuckin legal. What am I supposed to say what that that's, not cheating, right Gulf, fuck yourself, The canary island, fuckin, Tamper Bay, lightning. Always hips, all better just in time for the play off. Some actually rooting for the Canadians be great watch him back. The ultimate laws- and I felt it too- was abroad, spread fuckin, goddamn, filthy flow. scale back, a member that Gandia some. Oh god you came back and Craig you went down with an injury. We have three games, none leader, that just disappear, that I remember watching game seven in club that was sort of like a dance club at a bar and there was about

fuckin, forty hardcore Bruins fans out the back patio in silence, watching Sluice that last fuck a game, I wish that ought to be done about broadband to right and it's that cause you gonna fuck and give my page it's all of that fuckin bullshit and not give em they're fucking do as they dont. aided the league for to guide the decades and every What can hang nail? You could find you tried to fuck it These kids could be eighteen million. Surely you know you look at it that she era. Is that what you're going to say? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck cause. I got the endorphins, throw me logistical and old man's best friend, like you running but you're not hit the pavement I went out you helps, but who gives a shit whenever how get hip surgery? You know Why do the road and I'll come back the NATO,

Special like all that stream and money anyway, with temporary light, but not really always legal. Did they find a loophole? Was it genius? I mean that that tax evasion is fuckin genius man, that's a ton of fucking there's so much work involved, figuring out who the fuck you have to pay off in each goddamn country, that I didn't away. I may be easier to write a check. The Fuckin Federal reserve. Which is it really a federal entity which is applied, The cooperation. Who takes everybody's fuckin body, including the governments. Got us all on the hot, but you know that there are today they follow all they found a loophole. The Phoenix Sides, your Phoenix sons, but the gorilla

ass God that has never made sense, but is still one of the best mascots in a league. Why a currently is is, is almost said, Roger Paul Chris Paul, Roger Paul. the first guy that I set it take to a New York city. They told me I had a future. I still remember it today, but this is Roger Paul I sent reveal just take. I just got you take them killing addict Dick room at the grill. Ninety three, In Andover Massachusetts, I believe ninety three north from a great, and up rooms. I was ever ready to everybody killed there, so you would tape, so I will take their and I set it down to this guy Roger Paw. and he said bill. I saw your tape, you have a major career ahead of you. He called it. He, no, he no sunday I'd be in the middle of a fuckin coded thanks Stan an extra fuckin highway, scream at my

jokes, it people inside of cars- he saw he saw the major career now carry, but I like Dave that message of my aunt machine and listen to it like a thousand fuckin times. I still remember all those early November Louis Verandah, you know the great NATO Gardner, that he is right, Airlines comedy, I still remember, hissing he's like Billy. This is Louis Verandah from Carolines. I saw your tape you very fond as we did. It was all sort of like in a riddle, sort of form. I'd like to see you at my club. Further analysis, I was sitting in my railroad, walk through bedroom apartment on the Upper EAST side,. Screaming in silence

anyway. Chris Paul, not logical. Roger Paul who book me I'm one of my first road dates. When I first got. and told them the shit he book me in some room and fuckin way up there in Vermont Way the fucker I just maybe got on eighty seven and Like the last Saturday, I do you seriously want to drive the Canada right now that that was your exit and then you fuck went over the river in the Fuckin Vermont and I worked with this fact. Passiveaggressive Asshole I was a young kid and he was like ten fifteen years older than me. I was headlines and he wasn't so right. There there's gonna be friction, but he acted like he was my friend, so this fucking Cunt whisper to do twenty minutes. The first show. He did thirty five,

what kind of civic society I didn't know where the light was. As I said, the next showy did thirty seven. She'll Friday into one Saturday, something like that and a low level was he Ships, you our sorry, you talk to me at all it shit and then on the last fucking show because he was trying to do, was wear out the crowd he did Fifty fucking minutes fifty five minutes piece of shit. Why never saw get? I never saw him again and I went up to us. Fuckin mad at him, and then I had to do forty five after he had totally burnt out the crowd and they work. There were hammer that was That was what happened when you were covered up and This was the early to midnight mid nineties. So this The guy was probably headline in the eighties and then he dipped down, and it became my fault that he didn't get where he wanted to be.

During the comedy bomb, and now it was like a love so but this what I wanted to. I want to talk to you about Chris Paul book. Might, I believe, would get his first ring right they went game. One was One hundred and eighteen, two thousand one hundred and eight or something like that. I'm hoping it's going to be a good series. Giannis. I had a ride last night I'll take the combo or I don't want you enough proof, playing that last night, which was great, I know, he's not honour percent with his deep, but I'm hoping to be a nice classic games. Seven, I think in the last fuckin time you know The Phoenix sons in the box will like two powerhouses. Tat had been the nineteen seventies. You know

a first half like seven thousand two hundred and seventy five, even though I know Charles Barkley, let the Phoenix Suns by mention that last night in nineteen ninety three, they went to the NBA also, I am in its finals, Stanley CUP Final CM yea finals,. so I'm gonna, be watching that and may watch tonight I'm going to be watching, hopefully, the Canadian when another game the autonomy and gradually they have the greatest come back and Stanley CUP final history. I am now rooting for them as a broad front, which I cannot fucking believe because no one. Before I find out they were eighty million over the cap. brooding hot every every round, a bit ruin against these Fuckin guy says I want the curse of Patrick. Why to continue? Because that's all I got.

Ok and all Canadians fans have is hey you, member last century what I was thirty years younger away stay where you are now? If you go back forty five, five years we used when it all back inside. That's all they got like Their theme song is that Bruce Springsteen Song Glory days why He bore with Patrick. Why you fucking comes. I want to do that so bad. But now I can't it's gotta, be a fair fight. Here, it's gotta be a fearful regulations to tamper, you figured out a way to you know. of an extra superstar more than everybody else. Congratulations anyway, I watch that race, the last F one race at a great time, watching that max for happen winning at both

ass coming and second that forget who came third, but all I know, is a certain fuckin guy was not even on the podium, so I can't even imagine- and I was wait for then we must They must pay so upset, I mean for placing probably went home listenin to drake but I love, I'm not rooted, gets loose ample tonight, I'm ibis teeth and the guy the guy's Fuckin amazed is an amazing driver. But love that Mercedes can't figure out their fuckin car right now, because it's making it really exciting because I'll stay right now the genius Of how much Louis Hamilton sulks, when he's winning is like he puts Mercedes team. Of engineers they like the husband and the relationship. Ok in my bear is unhappy. You know the deal when your wife is unhappy everywhere, he's gonna, stop what the fuck did. They want to try to

you're, happy or us we're not can be able to enjoy our fuckin day. So I think that that's what's goin on so he's gonna be self. Fuckin! We gotta be moody here than it fuckin NBA so STAR that doesn't feel he has enough. Fuckin free agent help to get it lay up super fuckin. It be a championship. So I think that that's gonna drive them, though, upon it, handed to give him a better car which point we're gonna see some race in man. Would you tremendous, because I gotta be honest with the other than watching Louis Hamilton and fourth place was kind of a I can boring race because now MAX for staff, and is you know his car so fast, it's a ray To turn wanna once he's out, there is in the clean air, it's fucking over again. But whatever I'm not sit here, bitch because it's been the Louis what did show forever so

fun to see somebody else and that its fun to see the sons in the box in the final now and it be fun to see the Canadians when fucking three straight forestry. I now my card. What do you want from me? What do you want from me anyway I'm still flying high off the fucking. The trip out to Vegas I had such a just to be back to find make it's fuckin money. You know I boys, but go with my money, but last year you know, like everybody else, I lost money first time Fuckin said so, a way back to my Roger Paul days. When I was. Hemorrhaging cash, we fuck it Past every night afraid to take a taxi. Sometimes I would walk home, so I wouldn't fuck in Euro just to save us of subway token this back in New York

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I mean. I always love see new blood come in there, but, like I want don't fuckin, I dont see Carnivore Gregor lose again, my crazy I'm Roof Macgregor GonNA Gallagher, you don't, I hope he Windsor than retires. They don't see that guy get off but get knocked out and then, fucked up and everything, and then than you I hate when suddenly, like somebody great gets, beaten, as in all these other people that are too much of a bitch to fuck and go into a ring on every we had a fight. No life gets a talk shit like, watch this fight. Why do you watching the fight. because he so much of a fucking man. But you can't and what do you want to see him Lucy feel better by itself is one of the greatest of all fuckin too. That's, one now? What's her face? Loss. To Ali. jobs. What is going on with my brain, I can

anybody. I kept my anybody's names. Holly homes run around. everybody talk and all that shit about Rhonda Rousing Rhonda rousing, like put women fighting on on the map. She came out of fucking, know she's the headline, those fuckin fights and on all the entertainment that she gave you that she gets knocked out once and all these people a fuckin excited you look. You acknowledge, I dont understand that I always have their The way I look, I, whenever I see that happen, even some Don't be a fighter that I didn't particularly careful, there's always an element of sadness when I see a great fighter get knocked out, and then you just have to respect the balls that they have to go in. Knowing that that's gonna happen at any time, they can they could actually have. You know how issues for the rest of their life, with the punishment that debt taking and on top of all that

gotta, go on Youtube and take shit from a guy. Like me, wasn't fight since the fuckin six greatest ridiculous, it's ridiculous showed a fight is some form of respect. So I am hoping for a great fight and dumb. I know younger kid as a huge future ahead of it so I got it. I got a route for the underdog in that fight, so I will watch it, Sir Knight O absolutely be watch. so It worked so hard. You no fly in that. Bob is here trying to get ready for my instagram with him swear to God. It's like walking up to a mountain. I keep thinking it's right there and every time you take another step. It's like now. It's another hundred yards away, having plain drums, he says I gonna sit down a play. These things before I forget, and sometimes taken like a week off from some is actually really good cause. You kind of you forget what you were trying to do.

He get out a you're right, you're excited to sit down and. I've been watching a lot of like drummers that, rather than just shred none the drums. You know crazy chops. I'm just trying to watch people that are actually like saying something and they are up to the kit versus somebody who learns a lick as their little thing to it, and then you know gets it up to a zillion BP aims and then moves around the kid on different, sound sources. Sorts had been took a long time to understand that you know whatever the list yes right? It would be, like I said, put it like a wave right if you Do the same work all around the kid it's gonna, Salah. You do at a bunch of different shit, but you re just gone part of them

I put on my report in my report. I want to know why you say the same thing: a crazy person where these people, then I'm watching, Congo players to when everything how they kind of they build like a vibe and this after about that so exciting, because you can tell that something, that idea came into. They had made him play something that then leads to something else, like that level of freedom on the kid, so I've just been kind of experimenting. Viper ethically low level. I just sort of I like doubles on. Snare and then added an accent to something and then thrown in a Tom and then like what that makes you think of next and then can I play that. can I do a little double soap. Opera, singer, fill and then play whatever the fuck fuck

I'm just saying, because you can always, you know, sing something beyond your playing ability, as so It was funny shit and I just was havin a great time and I was in a great mode and then I went to that. You know the bottom triplets after that afterwards, after I kind of tried to like I don't connect with the instrument is supposed to sitting down. I guide to play power devils yesterday I played them at ninety ppm today I will try to get it up to ninety one baby herbs in now, there's something to say about that if you workin on technique, but after a while it it's just my numbingly, it's boring as opposed to trying to get there where you could like play something that makes you feel something that makes you didn't play something and then all of a sudden, maybe some low level you're, actually expressing yourself through an instrument which to me

one of the most exciting things I've ever seen a human being. Do so anyway, that were kind of our time here, because I no study. I gotta go stay for this fuckin thing. we'll simulator That's the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast the gradient with families is going to place a little bit of music music musical interlude, and then we'll have a bonus, a track now a bonus episode of Thursday at noon just before Friday, money money part By the way, I told you guys it my son, I think I think he thinks my name is ball, COS says my daughter's name eel say, is Mamma big Mama, and then I walk in walked enemies like ball ball. He looks at me says when I pick him up and he does look around and look for a ball.

Gonna tell you I'm fuckin loved. It does Ni has been Santo, gaunt dead, dead, that's dead, ball, and Nigeria ball you. You're you're gonna learn my name's Sunday. I don't need your fucking gravitate towards sport and you're gonna, be my whole sports bodies. Are you fucking kidding me you don't ever need to know my name so really excited about that? He also So like cars in sheep, it's amazing like having a kid psyche. Yet you made your like a new friend, you know who doesn't know what the hell they're, though, when a new kind of responsible they walk toward stuff, he Fuck it strong is hell and you broke down, and he just runs out of the room.

Are you gonna make sure the doors are closest? Kid will make a break for it, like you can't believe, and when you chase them he thinks it's the funniest thing ever so coarse. You know I like make people laugh, so I just got each will: hey hey You go where you go and is like runs down the hall and when it I up, he does the cutest scream and laugh ever since every it's every thing you want to become apparent forces, I used to do that with his sister and she cracked up now laugh and cause. I showed this video of me when I do with my daughter and she thinks is secured, they never that's funny now she wants me to do it to her she's, like a big kid now. So its message at my back a little deaf Eric. That's it alive you guys have a great we can enjoy the music and the the extra episode throwback episode right, yet cuts c on Monday

hey. What's going on, it's bill bar and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday Vermont. July, eighth,.

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others were whores and they drank during pregnancies. I want to hear what you think about world events as when I want to hear Is that what you want to hear tat is. It is what I want to hear my podcast. It is what I wanted here, I'm not twitter and fascinated by the way I gotta stop written comments is always people fuck incorrect in you. You know I got this european tour come up, and I must say, and I ain't doing any, the smaller cities- and I was like now just pretty much all I said all the capitals and there's like ten countries and one fucking country, it wasn't the capital and I got like twenty people over to decouple sport lose not let go the churchyard burrow in April.

just be a nice, they probably actually in reality in their heads and when they were typing it they were actually going like trying to be do just let you know it's like glass, goats, Edinburgh, strong to help out just make over here in the back over you're my corner of the internet, just trying to help out. That's probably Hollywood typing it, but I'm such a negative douche that I hear it in my head is all. Europe, that's all. I heard it's basically how I hear anybody telling me that I'm doing anything wrong. I, like makers, exactly everybody all of a sudden, the matter what language, their speaking like some fuckin asian person are some asian mother Fucker ripe to keep a clean call back to a special one of the fucker. Did that one came up to me? It was speaking.

I've got had done, my guess is which, if it were job get speaking asian if he was talking in his native language korean whatever it sound like you know, you know, I thought I thought that's right. I would hear that like that, if he was talking to somebody else but like if he felt I pulled into his parking it immediately which the entire day, which is mainly Sally. I guess I can't unify stole his spot in the unified, no. He was right and I was wrong in the moment. I'm such a dick that I would I would

lock out their voice in my had gone. You know those guys right. This guy is right. You know, insulted I'm a low, but well, but you know you can it took a spot? I would still blocked up, but the only thing that I can take positive out of it is this far as any sort of like level of maturity that I have gained throughout my adult life. Is I at least now. I recognise that I do that and I Actually I've got good enough that within ten minutes of actually whoever I just called the content driving away, I actually can admit out loud in the cargo in the car to myself going like you like, I was right bill. You gonna worry yeah. You were kind of the Deuce self it out. I try to get on your bad savages next time which try to try here. The other person tried apology

so anyway. This is the Monday morning for gas Alexander. That way, this is the Monday morning part gas like when they say, be a higher state university, which is what the funniest bragging things ever you bragging about a state school. when you fucked up in high school and you live in Ohio and you can't go to any real university. Then this is the college that you end up at. Ah, they love that wanted They should get, but you ever see Michigan that's a state school to write such weird, like university image again right? It's about you state school, so anybody did a keg stand instead of studying for math goes in and they live in Michigan you end up there, why this stated this: whether pockets Davy was so big,

but a hundred thousand fucking people do, you think he's got a football programmes is. Is that good or because that many people gotta see in math in Michigan. That's my question for you. But if you give your? U live out estate, it's like nine billion dollars and you gotta be like a fuckin. You know how a physicist to get in there. I always funny I don't you know what a physicist does. Did they study visits, What about over there that a visit? would you know I'm a physicist once the do sorry, the Fuckers office as physics, Did they the ones who study the inertia, while this is new level of ignorance? Do you like that about this podcast that, rather than seeing me grow as a person, I'm I'm slowly regressing

Maybe we already had a me. Maybe a couple of steps behind me monopoly all you eat it's like I'm, the guy like it's a foot race right and I came out of the tracks the blocks spreading. You know now grab my sign. You guys you just going around me. You still gonna come and seventh. You know what a metal, but you beat me, makes you feel better. Doesn't it? What does it say about you? When we come back we'll be talking? I went for a bike right, go ahead and left the great thing to do: trying to keep the White Duff. You know because I read somewhere on the internet. You know what it was. Local research on the internet. Will you have a question and you just like You know why is the moon round

Is it round by the way way, if it wasn't just a block out there, what would happen? Jesus he's eighties, stand up, presence, presence, premises them just throw it out here that would probably still work in the outer reaches a fuckin Iowa. Any question you fuckin: have you go you google it on the internet and then immediately. You click on basically the first fuck a website. You fight you read it any just take that is law. At least I do.

That's what I do so one time I don't know how I came across this. What they said. Basically, every pound of fat on your body is another five miles, a capillaries that you, your heart, has to pump, which is why even just being five ten pounds over can significantly. I did use that word and I did pronounce it correctly sing. Currently at five syllable, weren't everybody decrease yo lifespan. You know me now. Would you like it? If, every day right, you had to drive an extra five ten miles to work, this probably not a big deal, but whose a pound overweight, whose two pounds of weight after certain age everybody's list

ten fifteen pounds over right. What's fifty times, five real, quick at seventy five people. What did we had to go and extra seventy five miles toward from work every day? What kind of a fuckin mood would you be? How much would you kids be running for their lives when you came walking up the door up the path to the door? That's what year is due on every time. It beats when you're that fuckin heavy just active forget about these tickets time bombs at a walk around thirty pounds of away, but they still lifted waste. Or am I I you don't touch my got dude it's fucking draw it yet because you flat you fat is calcified, it's so entrenched. Stared has squatters rights right in front of his stomach. It dumb fuck. I love that people who sit the skiff fucking bad and then they tell you how fuckin the the hard their stomach is, and they think it's like ebbs it is it it's the

at its focus jammed in their so tightly like back in the day when they used a pact people in the subway sneezed at levels, literally a job. Your job was the fuckin just leaning on the people and pack. Amid you don't owe me, oh my god that was the worst time in society for claustrophobic people slash the greatest time ever for perverts enough. It's just the entire spectrum, complete fair to absolute ecstasy. Depending on who, you are on the subway trained, but anyway that's what it is Are you fat he's out there who sat there in your fuckin stomach is harder than your head? That's not ebbs! That's not you like all! Well, you know I'm so fat everytime I do is set up in bed. It's like. I got a forty five pounds. You no wait number! Let you do that back in the eighties you put like it. Wasn't it

Do set up, she always had the ad wait you're doing dips. They had that shit. That literally look like was handling a fuck. Metal, teabag. Hang it offer you you put the chain and your waste and then you'd hang way. For that. Go he's fucking deal with gaps with like fucking to twenty five. Hang it up is balls kid wearing a dumb shit. That's what it that's! What fat people if they think I know what that fat people right now like why always come down on us outside workers. Just kick a ginger day. I've never seen a fat person come to my rescue. You don't give a fuck about me. I don't give a fuck about you, that's how it works fatty right with his swollen face. this is so unnecessarily mean right. Now, I don't you I got onto this, but I have to see it through I got an hour to do here. People, the fuck out

but pack Ojeda. So I think these fat people, the hard stomach states, feel like when they just set up in bed, you know and they make that noise as they go the damage that right. They think that's like that. by their stomachs so hard, rather than its just jam, packed with syrup Newgate, a pancake batter and all other fuckin gooey shit. You enough that they eat I'll, tell you right now. I think they should just get almost just get all the fairies and just get him out of the fucking country. You know you bring in its down, we ve had it. We had it with your kind. They should stick all you fat he's gonna fuck an eyelid.

I want to run for political office at a very low level, preaching like like what sounds like racism or nationalism, but a kind of affects everybody likes this fat people in every every race, except Asians virtue agents. Everyone's Y see a fat asian. You just know he's hang out with, like Americans in Army is like there's no way you got fat eaten a fucking, great diet. You guys have over there. I don't know what it is over there, but like people or in fuckin shape in Asia. The honor about the Russians, though, that vodka that this second down, how many more people can I have found in the first four contaminants podcast I'll twelve minutes. It's ok, it's ok! I got a new ten minutes to offend people there. I think that you just want for office

I just just being like I get the fairies out of town. I get those fucking people la those people, you say hello, Lino say hello back, they just smile and it's a fake smile. I know I've talked about some. Park. Yes, there was somebody when I lived in New York used to do that and I fell for it like the first sixty seven times, I be walking down the hall and this would be walk in the other way with her fucking kids, and always just be I'd, be like egg morning. I have to know how oh good afternoon, whatever the fuck, you say, right, big fuckin way they fellow human beings being polite. Our area and she would always do the same thing. She tells her head sites like she was gaunt awe and then she, This smile would sheep. She wouldn't show any teeth. Just like the jailer

a smile and then her eyes with would like squint up like she was looking into the sun, big, stupid red lipstick every fuckin time out, just like one. If I just fucking punched, her right now face major kids cry and I just laughed I didn't laugh. I just walked away You know I'd still be affected. There be a part of my soul that I lost when I did it, but I'll tell you that moment in their catch a right is, she closes arise. You know like a fuckin, all Samuelson move, don't even drop the glove, keep an eye on it, just blaster right in the face. I wanted to do that. Every fuckin time and then finally, one day she walked towards make and I was walking towards her. She actually started to anticipate me saying hello, because we're lookin right, at each other and I'm in my head? Just

I'm saying is say hello to this bitch says hello to me: there's nothing that makes you die early. You know. Spoken Lily sitting in your apartment. You little a shoe box of apartment in New York, plotting scheming conspiring. Are you fuck him not say a load of this bitch? The next time you see here, you know Azure, eaten a bake, an egg and cheese and then an extra a couple of miles for your had to beat every couple. The time is ripe, so anyway she comes walkin at me. I'm workin here am I gonna fuckin saying all this time, the euro, and we got right to the point where it's like who's, gonna blink, and I time too perfectly She anticipated me saying hello when she started told her head, and I fuckin did my impression what she did course did it completely over top like a lily, laid my head on my shoulders squinted my eyes, and I made this ridiculous face and continued to walk she never looked at me in the hall again,

and this is the genius of it. She just it's not like. She knows what the fuck she looks like. I'm so self involved. I assume she totally understood my point. What I was trying to make you know. like say hello, start making that stupid phrase. She probably looked like what the fuck is, what that guy, he has some sort of mental tick. I don't want him around my children, but you know what it made me feel better, and you know what that is what this podcast is all about. Eight people have you ever heard of Debo, but when I tell you bet, We haven't you got your head up, your Tebow's, the greatest respect, You know. I really appreciate it and old. Fellow like myself, you know why cause back in the day back. If I can explain you guys back in the day when you miss something you just missed it? It was over, or at least that thing on, a few. If you didn't see it in the movie theater, that's it! You missed it. There was no net,

there was no, why Shopton DOT Tk I met you watch it on. I don't know, was over you missed evil can evil was gonna jump over twenty buses, but for some reason your parents warned you take. It appeared a pot to go, get a muffin and you missed it, and the next day you down at the bus, stop at every one was talking about it and you were a man without a country you knew virtually was gonna come around the EU. And they were like? Did you see it and you will like now? Why didn't see it? Now? I didn't see it. I was getting muffins with my parents and then just a rain of book bags would just be smashing you over the head. That's what happened, but thankfully that never happens to children anymore, because a tv back in the daytime, It was widely had to watch. You only watches show at a certain time and if you miss did or even part of your little, he had to wait for it to go into reruns before you could see it again, tv always too. Really change dollar that, while other

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It goes. I don't think I am. I bet you are now a bet. I bet I doubt I bet I doubt next. You know these rights in the street. You know when isn't it a hell of a week, so can you tell him searching for something as way the fuck is it I swear to God. This is the exact anything that just slowly fuckin drives me mad, but these goddamn fucking computers. What did I do wrong this time, ghost of Steve jobs and watches only try to do this move would finally work. Did it finally work out here it is I got it. I got it, I got it. Sorry put it. I want to talk about all. I know Aaron Hernandez everybody you and what a whole fuckin hilarious things about. Our unanimous case is a fuckin Sidney, calling.

My bodies and people are so in the sports in Boston, like the fact that somebody lost their life. That's like that's like on page nineteen o this story. I call my bodies back there in their eyes, so now what are we gonna? Do you now grants always get hurt? They traded fuck, unwelcome right, whose Brady gonna twelve Joe. They don't they, like than anything like. You know, sports gonna take a back seat to this. Unbelievably, like bizarre depressing sad, horrific fuckin story, you know who gives a fuck up. We can beat the dolphins are, not you know, there's a big there's, a big petty party going on in Boston logo. My girls issues like the words we gave it. What we had the greatest decade ever are right. I stand by that anybody, in any state in the United States?

you want to challenge the last ten years of Boston Sports, bring it on bring it on. I want to know one other fuckin city that one all for the major titles numerous times three superbowl to World Series Stanley CUP in it and be a championship within ten fucking years, went to five superboss to Stanley CUP finals, to NBA finals, fuckin, unbelievable, our right and all you guys now who are gleeful and other in all your other sports Townsend

Thank you. Gonna fuckin bug me with a little country tweets know that I know this. You would cut off. You have one of your fuckin sports watch sport watching balls to experience. Half the fuckin success the Boston had over the last ten years. You would take this week of horror. You would definitely traded right. You would do it. You, trade in your Fuckin marks Sanchez Jersey. Do I swear to God jets fans? What would would take this week? Just a fuckin make it back to the soup do you know last time the jets were in the Superbowl we hadn't even pretended to be on the moon. Yet during

not long ago that was you know Richard Nixon was still. It was a comeback story. He was like Travolta pop fiction. That's how fucking long ago was do that's another thing. They got do what if he gets equated, why in any fucking sides with the jets, yet there was actually my thought. because I don't think is far from what I've seen unless his friends flip autumn or unless they have some unbelievable piece of evidence that they have not introduced the public. Yet, you basically have is a mountain of circumstantial evidence against a mountain of money and as far as my little experience of what the court case the rich guy walks uses, Alan Hernandez, wait for a bless. You know my ride,

driving a piece of shit. They exhibit. Can you put a fuckin fish tank in the back of this thing right if he was some like that over working in a warehouse, unloading trucks like all Billy Red face back in the day time, you're going to jail right? But you got you got a fucking pro athlete money. You can walk. You know some! Let s p and wrote the dumbest article was saying that, despite the fact of how quickly air the Patriot ACT at once, they found out all these allegations against errand and ended in release them like this black mark will always forever forever everybody forever

we'll stained the patriots like it. For some reason, we don't steer the planet into the sun in the next three hundred years. There's gonna be people three years now, still talking about Errand Hernandez, still thinking about it. Every time I see the patriot logo is that isn't the dumbest thing I've ever heard my life, you know when you watch a Carolina, Panthers game. When was the last time you thought about re Corinthe without nobody remembers now effective, remembers. This'll, be something don't you know. There was a guy in the Kansas City Chiefs that killed his whole family and then himself after football. I don't know what maybe he got hit and had too many times. I know what happened to you, I'd, never

the story and to lend us and brought it up it Jake. I goes away. Do you know a guide on the jets used to take his dick out? It poured the port authority he died, is cubes, green and need for can shake his dick That people, you know and they were so shocked, looking at his green cubes, I they took the longest time before somebody. Finally, then his face and that they are then they arrested, and no one ever thinks about that when they watch jets game. Do they see that's my point?

because you look all this up this all of you find the last one, but the other ones you'll find your way through a combination of energy to make up for the jail. Nor of talking about right now to be honest with you, this weekend, speaking Boston, I'm gonna, be, I will be doing the Cape cod Melody Tent. What how coordinated at a syllable de Mello mellow anomaly, the Cape COD Melody Tent,

and I am is, is it Hyannis somewhere down near the Kennedy compound? They said they spend in all their fuckin booze money down? There is now what they did. The prohibition money there insider trading money. I have no idea what the fuck did only knows they don T have a big yellow house. They go out. May play touch football that turns into tackle football. Then it is big family flight because there, like a bunch of peoples or they fuck- that gene out of their family. If this point is just all watered down you know too many weak men and women, brought into the fold. You know you ever think about that shit like I'm picking. What's the worst thing ever is when somebody gives the son a daughter of

a father and mother that accomplished something great. They always give the kid shit like it's. The kids fall like he feared the Son of Fuckin, Michael J, The daughter of Amelia had people. We like do you not yet that is good. Is your father blob of blood? They blame you! It's like it's, not my fault that I'm half cut with my mom. You know my dad can jump out of the gym. My mother tripped over a mob handle every fuckin three days so forget. Fifty percent of that me way in me down. I can still dunk, but now I can't take off from the file like that's not my fault, There's nothing to do with my desire or my heart or anything like that, and it has to do with my mother and the same thing,

like Amelia arts get. If she had not enough. She probably never kid. No guy could handle that back in the day when she was supposed to be in the fuckin kitchen, making sugar cooking she's out their flying around doing better than the guy's manage via the decorative ma. Am I fuck out of here too short right? No guy can handle that. I have no idea. Did you have a kid? Did she take them on the trip? Maybe that's why she crest of the kid was acting up to reach and begged for a slap in the face like how you could is apparent back then she went into the ocean. Who knows who knows why these things happen? Everybody? I don't. I don't pretend to know, and you know what more importantly I dont want enough, but always back to they do the Boston sports things.

Boston friends, you know not you not all crime, but the ones who are bitching. I don't wanna fuck inherent right, quit you fuckin crime and everyone else in your other towns. Try enjoy this week as much as you can, because we ve been kick in all your fuckin asses for ten years, and you know it's true at least mostly true. You know telling people give a shit is giants fence, that's just when it comes to football might, but some of them a yankee fence and I'll. Take those two superbowl losses for what we did the Yankees in two thousand for I'll. Take that all day long now, there's one that will live forever, that, unlike the Hernandez thing that will live forever, because you know what's great about it, there's no way to beat it. There's no way to beat it, and even though teen even Bruins last Foreigner Rowan Hockey right, but we didn't have the level of Fucking hall of Fame. It's just fucking great. It be like if Babe Ruth Lou Gehrig-

and yet the magical and making meant along the same thing. I know what you guys are saying: that's not true. When I say fuck, you fuck you and your pinstripe heart. It's true, what you guys were loaded up for free agents. You could do that back in the day back in the day had to fuck and earn disposed to. Now we go up by at LOS Angeles Lakers. You know anyway, I love out Dwight, Howard Doyle, White Howard leaves the lake and this is now a question in his heart and all that and never once again, never did they think. Well. Why would you no leave. Why would you want to leave g? What could it be? The fuckin eight hundred pound guerrilla, how many great centres have to leave town say, and I really did never good fuckin time playing with all what's his face over there, how many hall of fame coaches have to write books where, if you read through the sub text that gonna go

It goes kind of account, it's kind of account to be around. You know who says that about somebody they want to championship with Europe, my impression of LOS Angeles, Laker, fanned as apparent that kid comes home. if they kid was Aaron her Nand as in came home and actually admitted to murdering to people and then the third one. You know what the mother and Father would do. They would stand up on the coffee a boy, they would start Channing envy peace that might, admittedly that's a little harsh. But I'm just saying I am much less than impressed with the average knowledge of sports that a Laker FED has its just fucking dump just dumbfounded dumbfounded that not now not even once did you have a bull, Kobe Bryant when he walked off the court on your home

Why can t I just did fuck I'm trying to think of a major city that would put up with that anyway. maybe it's the sun, maybe it's the part cookies. I dont know what anyway all right here we go. We got we get some food, can now we got some letters, I Billy being bag is a new one, Billy being

The Oakland h Billy been bag. I get it back. A revolutionary chair do how bad was being bad for the environment when she threw that thing out. I was made out of this disbelief and you're gonna blend like a scotch, not a scotch scotch, this guy fuck, no whiskey, Blanda wine. Will you poor, like a cavern interim or love some real white trash shit? This is like that that this is the chair version of that it was like a pillow. It was a chair. It was a fat person stomach. It was everything right. There was food that astronauts eight out of space, either it was filled with, like I don't know like these little whatever the fuck, you call us all those things that coffee cups use to be made out of each sit there and scratch and let it go into the environment back in the seventies before you realize it, birds were inhaling it and it was

agent, Orange minor long or something black long. Is that what it was JANET? Well, you're the one who started revenant being bags and realise that you didn't even know what materially was made of styrofoam stay were filled with reform and, unlike the outside of it, was like a blend of like plastic vinyl. Then you know some sort of treating waste. And then he had the upscale ones where they actually made out or whether my dad, we got a bunch of being bags and they are all plastic vinyl, Hugson shit, but his was a leather one and we think it was the shit it's big fuck and you'd grab it right desire to set up a bee baggy grabbed by the top, like your mothers to pick you up by your hair before she hit you with a wooden spoon, you know cause you watching. Cartoons. Instead of doing your homework back when you could hit children and public order

The safety of your own home when he had company you pick it up and give it a shake right, and then you would just push it right down the middle, then you'd set on the marketing and it was horrifically uncomfortable and it's a good five years before people, Eliza, you know what people just bottom cause everybody else, animal and so easy. You can move around the wrong. Look how easy it is to vat you it. I can pick it up and that you might thou with each year. they were all of those ended up in. I would give a great city reminiscing about chairs, from nearly seventy Billy being back. Have you heard of just in Carter? this nineteen year old kid has been in jail since March for making a sarcastic remark. Here's an excerpt from a report after a facebook friend with whom you play.

video games described him is crazy and messed up in their head. Carter, replied sarcastically imagines. Oh yeah, I'm really messed up in their head, I'm going to shoot up a school full of kids and there still beating her. He added Ella Well and J Cave just kidding for good measure for this, he was arrested by asked in police charge, with making a terrorist threat and thrown into prison. He may language there until the start of the next decade get the fuck out of here crazy stuff bill. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia to do this is that snoring shit. This is like all of them were just slowly becoming this fuckin police state. We in order then to people you gotta, stop fucking potent shit down in print. That's just keep it. How we wish to say shit like that

settled on the playground? You know oh yeah, like I'm gonna, go shoot the principle in their head. That's what you do you no fuckin write it down on their guard. Although it was already showed a backlash against Facebook for basically riding out all? U S. Citizens turn in us all into the man man. You know he is still using Facebook. I barely used in any way you I still go there. Shit, fuck em emails when the back on my head and like. Why am I use in this guy's county fuckin, what he called social media thing here? Yet when he turned the fuckin wreck, much money did he make to China and rat everybody out enough. I swear to God. If you one of those fuckin people whose domino Well, yeah terrorised auto. You got none the worry about yeah, I have no say

before you. When I see you in the famous camp with me yet off and that's what I'm gonna do. she only way, that's gonna keep the joy and my heart is one of many upper bunk in you're in the lower bunk crossed away obvious gonna for the rest of my minutes on earth. I'm just gonna keep looking at you go away over and fuckin over until basically beaten to death by the other people and no don't hear it anymore, treat me up, I don't I don't know why these kids, it is still in jail I don't know anything about it. I have to note you know: does he have a weird hair cut in a trench coat

freak them out? I mean it is Texas. Texas is always kind of Ben their own deal. You know me, I mean they kill people in Texas, the way they rescued dogs here and ally. So I don't, I feel about it.

As far as our population neutrals phenomenal, but as far as their swift, I don't know, I just can't imagine gettin put to death for some. You didn't do and you walk and down there like. How does it work in the afterlife when you gotta get judged? Are you allowed to Yellow God at that point like when he starts, you know, review in your life. You just stand. They liked you don't even fuckin start with me a righteous open, the guide, their gates. Already. Ok, you know the story ends. You know everything right. You know everything except gotta. Get me out of that outcome. You how come you didn't tell me how come you you fuckin helped every a bunch of people. Then you just stop talking to people. You don't work

We finish. Where was my born of Bush? Where was that will all right, then eight hasten inspirational should hear. Somebody wrote some aspirate some inspiration for the Monday morning. Parkers it says bill, it's. That thing I read on the internet once said plant three rows of peas,. peace of mind, piece of heart peas. Of soul, I really not nobody's eating, as I read the rest of this plant three rows of squash squash, indifference, squash, selfishness, squash hate. Oh Jesus is another one point: three: those of let us let us be kind. Letters love one another.

Let us grow our own food y. All of that is great, and if everybody applied that the world to be such a wonderful place, why does that make you fucking you your grand your teeth to listen to them? What it can you not a great question? You not least, I consider the great question I mean my own head here. Man sounded Austin. The me seemed like a good thought. Then I said it now that while I did, I come up with that when you guys might disagree, but what? Why is it? Who doesn't want peace of mind piece of harp? You know, I guess it's a fucking pun, peace of mind. You know squash.

difference like people, though not indifference means I think, I'm one of em indifference means you haven't they could somebody goes do what does he want that? I'm indifferent, I think, there's an indifferent You, don't you don't love it. I hate you have actually No opinion on a whatsoever it which, like I don't know how to be like that? Only anybody's indifferent. That's I gotta get a higher level of fuckin thought, my world. You know I want to think about these drapes guy me, like other all right, I like em, they hideous. I know just look at something they. What do you think about this? no thought whatsoever. I don't know what that is when you think about it,

That's right! That's the closest! I get indifferent you're! Not! But what are you look up? The fuckin word first before you make lad this takes time for reading enough get a life speaking of rescuing dogs. I was out with the lovely near the yesterday and we would drive around looking at houses attacks on me like ah, but it sucks costs than you you always there always better than your house, because you never go out look at houses that are the same as yours. You, like a let's, go out, look at shit. We can't afford wreck happy going ahead, like guys, Zionism adjust with every house, this category. I live in a fuckin tree forward, but it still funded. Do you know, and I feel like I'm actually helping the owner of the house because by going in there and I'm walking around, you know anybody

Susan there. They think like out shit. This guy might make an offer. I got I gotta jump on this yet out. That's all I just to find me just going in there looking in people's closets. So anyway, that's what we were doing yesterday an hour. So what do we do? We went so we went to the grocery store. We're gonna get some shit for dinner and next door. There was this place where they had you dont rescue, some dogs. Should you just like all it's cool for the time being, I don't wanna go over there I'll go over there and look up life. Some chewed up, Vulcan Animal, that's gonna, make me feel fuckin horrible, be lying in bed. Thinking about the dog like it no country for old man when, the dude Sidney. Legendary thinks about that guy. That was asking for water. Whatever he says, I gaff fuck it right. You gotta go back there. The next thing you know you got some Psycho Chasteneth estimated data that Socrates

but I'm just saying I wouldn't be thinking, I love dogs too much. I can't go down a look and is now to be just fuckin thinking a bottom, so she's a fine fine to stop doing that right. So we go over there and we walk in, and this is fucking people. That's like two way classes up from our dog, big classic fuck and beautiful pity head, and I can't even tell you what color this thing was. It was like it wasn't Carmel. It was like this almost sandy kind of color with no white or anything

no patches just just that. Color the fucking dog was beautiful and it had away every bit of eighty pounds all muscle and it was an absolute sweetheart like you came in and the thing is just fuckin doing a thing or two wagon its tail. So. hard. It looks like it shaken its ass in its walkin sideways. Is you come up toward edges? Berries that big head like write me a lap and then at one point on patent a thing and I just fucking just leans into me, like I was squat down like a catch, her patch patting it and it won't be pet, more so just sort of relaxed leaving me and literally like knocked me over and I fell down and then I went over started like like in my face with the greatest thought: I'm sickness this all basically happen in about eleven seconds and then almost This lady cause walkin over in the most annoying I'm talking to a dog voice ever

comes walking that that's fucking do in that, and it was like my eyes. Darted watering and I just fucking, stood up and walked, me. I said something like ok and then that happened. She said something loud enough that the girl her, but she couldn't hear anything and whatever the dogs name was like Frank Lynch using you in that shit and gentle. It just stood up and just walked away so now over the other side of the patch turbines. Shit bags. as Michael, Rapid port, called back in the day shit bags. I fuckin a buying those in within two seconds. This woman left with their dog like walked in sight and just left with this eighty pounds. Fucking dog

and I had this such mixed. Emotions like I was excited that the dog got rescued and ours bombed that that was the person that rescued it. You know, I don't know why she loved dogs the same way. I did. She did a great thing like. Why should I be bombed? She just fuckin, and you know what I want to keep playing with the dog. You came in with your fuckin, Jerry Louis Voice from Hell, don't you say from Hell? Yes, I did it's the eighties comedy what we are always forty, seven minutes it cheese! Louise! I let's continue on here. I saw dimension. I went on his bike right by the way and for those you who live

oh here and allay or you coming to visit, you can actually riding a bicycle all the way up to the Hollywood side, and it is one of the hardest bike right I've ever fuck it bent on you, keep seeing the sign in every time you go around a corner, and you just think this has to be the last spoken corner before I'm up here. You know, and I just isn't and then it isn't it isn't any just keep fuckin gawaine and go in and get. It was like the ascent to use a word that, beyond my virtue. a cavalry you already had to go all the way up, the canyon just get to the to the beginning of like ok. Now we're gonna get to the summit here right to use mountain climbing shit just that a certain you already fuckin road, like a half

our just to get up there and then this assent is, I swear to God. Maybe twenty twenty five straight minutes of I don't know what it is. Forty five degree angle: it's fuckin brutal. and then some points, especially right at the end when it gets even black sixty degrees, it's fuckin ridiculous and die. I was beyond gasping for wheezing. I wrote and I stopped right you know where they have the radio antennas you're. Actually, above the sign, got off the bike and grabbed the chain link France and was gone for fuckin like five bucket. I was gonna pass out, but you know what I probably knocked off some miles on the capillaries there. So anyway,

They know it's great as you go up, dissolve these guys, dress, like lands, Armstrong, come down and I'll give you words of encouragement, as I just did it in and have gone up there on a mountain bike made for a lady. So when I got veneer that she never fuckin road- and I love writing women's bicycles, Yeddo, like women's bicycles, did designed the whig guys. Bicycle should be I always thought they had that reverse will. Basically they shouldn't bang. There click on some metal, although no one cycles. They probably fuckin, enjoy it harder. The way the woman's bicycle is Ok, like this are concerned about their dresses and you look it up and see in their clam that they once again in their clam is, is you know hiding their claim is more important. somebody else's smash testes, I go appeared suddenly

the Old School Schwinn One where, when all the way down like your ankles, but its angle, to the point where I get my feet down, and all wrecking Ricky Bobby are gonna, be ok, you know, so I don't have a problem with that. sort of Asia and draw like that. I write you know it's a mountain bike, but it's not a guy's bike and it's not a woman's biking kind of it sooner. It sets little questionable, don't I've ever don't ask don't tell Huffy, then I ride and I'm not gonna apologize for you know I'm talking about I got my ass kicked bill. I'll keep the short the sweet, because I know how bad you are reading things I can't even argue that goes. I live in a small city. Roughly ninety thousand people, where do you live in China, said a little village. Ninety thousand fuckin people, that's gigantic the nightlife distant

the city has more or less ten different, buys or clubs. I, by the way, before people addicts to me on the internet. I mean that's, that's gigantic. If you say that you you live in it Malta, I guess a small see, said city right, you're right, I'm an asshole. Ok, here we got the nightlife district of the city, has more or less ten different bars or clubs. But how bigger? If is ninety thousand people in there? You gotta think at least half of drink. Ten bars are clubs. You're forty five hundred people, each one is mainly since last weekend. I left all my friends at one bar to go meet up with the girl at another, while there heavily intoxicated and grabbed the ladys ass? I was meeting apparently too drunk guys, didn't take two calling to this and decided to attack me and gave me a good beating. Somehow I think you left some.

some details, did you grab the asked the woman you were talking to. were that her two older brothers in you to hammer to realise it anyway. He goes its hard to show my face back in this club. Again after I got beat up charges, man up and go and again next weekend, like I own the joint And if I see the two guys should I get my group to give them a good ass kicking along with me. Jesus Christ. Do I first of all you got you didn't psyche lost to one guy. You lost the two people you know, so I think that say yeah idea I is that you grabbed the woman's ass. I need to know more details about that. So, let's just say that these two guys with jealous cause they wanted the fucker. You came in. shop was going on some while they were connected to that woman. All right boys, the first lesson: aright,

if you go into a bar to meet some like some strange that you don't have a relationship with yellow that's to use my analogy last week. That's away gay! Ok! Would you go into the bleachers wearing the other? in fact in Jersey by yourself. You need it Next time you go in there, you need to bring some friends. I think just go in and there you're asking for trouble and one way or the other that you go back and there were some friends. You're gonna end up in either jail or the hospital one or the other either way. You can end up in court either sewing. As you don't have a fucking. You know droopy, I now or just it's just you dont- want to do that. Right. You wanna know you're drunk what this is really on you! This is on you, you, careless with you,

I don't blame you. The weather is to blame rape victims back in the day you weren't dress like a war, but you you're doing the dressing like a whore version for being a guy. You walked in there all sloppy. You walked in this but he else's bar. You grabbed one of their women. started squeezing her ass, like you were, tested out some shabby right and then he got beat down. There should be a life lesson for you right. If you got to do something He brought go bar shit, you gotta, you gotta, have begun ever crew with you and you have to be sober. Dont grab arrest until you talk around two fuckin: do you back in her apartment? That's when you do the ass graphic. Do not go into do not go into a bar Finally, in a within it devotes a division rivalry. You don't owe me like. As a patriot,

you would never go down to the meadow land stout Grab, some jets checks as that's it. You're gonna get her body over your fuckin head and vice versa. Vice versa. There today about there's your advice, revenge that that's not does not gonna. Do you want to do that That's it it's just gonna escalate and then what he thinks gonna happen. You gonna go down there and kick their asses Villa guide. I guess it's even then egg! Then they go I'll, get a bigger crew and they got a top. Your ass kickin young right by then you know like anchor man you're in that alley, fight right, then brick kill somebody next one. So I yes, sir, I would go back to that. Are I just

the asking it's a funny. Fucking story just tell him colorful way, leave it at that. As a fucking idiot, I walked into somebody else's bar hammered by myself. I start gravitas, girls ass. In next thing, you know I'm admiring the the wood working of the floor like I'll look at this as it is this a brass rail that you, you know footstep. How do they keep it so shining yet was your laying there on your side watching them kicking you in that. Are you looking at the refractory? Thirdly, the reflection of that brass rail, but we got it you're on the floor popcorn and your hair, as a million ways to tell that story, sir, don't go back down there. You dont do that. a Billy Bin Laden and another one another good. One imagine You started using a puppet two makes things up for my at her. I you know

the same way Dylan when electric you could lose a few fans but you'd on the MID West and Central Florida. Don't you realize how fuckin funny this is this? Is this written by another comedian? They have that sort of insight. You not fucking true, that is. If I stop doing if I kept doing jokes, but I introduced a puppet already know what I would do. I thought about it. A lot termagant, five or use the puppet. What I would do is forever the pub there's always smarter than the puppeteer. I would just And their parading the puppet, I keep challenge to shut the fuck up, All right, you don't say anything. You know I've been fuckin think unless I come up the thoughts, how fuckin? Dare you start given me shit with your little feet? Go fuck yourself! That's! I would do it as a pole they have in the puppet. Given me shit, then I'm role in my eyes. You know like that.

I've been on a sitcom like well, my wife is smarter than me, I'm just the dumb fat guy right, anyways egos You think you'd probably be hilarious, despite the ridiculous ridiculous of it off you'd lose your mind to being up there every night having a conversation with yourself, constantly feeding and unhealthy. The state lots count. I do apologise to you, sir, As I guess I should ask a question. So what would your puppet look like? he, where overalls or a suit He be an animal's already. Be a he. It was a female puppet. You could give. No, he's every time she was acting up. Yes, a Yo Yo Yo see the direction. You goin! That's the only way to go now with the puppet chairing whatever you called being Overrun act is just.

It's just so gone in that direction where the fuckin puppets smarter than you. You know someone's gonna steal. This idea will be absolutely brilliant. Taking an old John turning around its it. You knows parties from EAST probably already done it is I just been around about wage said. I had a brilliant idea. You like that I still sitting here again nauseous at this point. I know that's what I would do and then what I would do is I would team up with the dummy and I would start trash and people in the audience you know all about. You know something. I have each time a puppeteer. I don't know where to go with that.

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options there and how to watch tv this week. My right, back to the latter is alright push over a bell. I need some standing up for myself. I need some help. Standing up for myself, I live with. My mom is a key then, she used to tell me how bad of a father my dad was, and I would say I never wanted to be. Like my dad, as I got older, I became every everyone's bitch. all they would have to say. Was you just like your father and I would do whatever they told me to do it wasn't just my mom. But my sister, a lot of my friends, push me aside to I've since moved out on twenty three now, but peoples the walk all over me and I'm overly nice to everyone. How do I stop being everyone's doormat? Jesus? Do you're describing me when I was twenty three everybody liked. I was nice. I if I met you fuckin two minutes and he asked me to help you move and they use my truck I'd. Let you

get off and then, when you went to pay me a bit like now, love love, love, I'm! Ok! You got to stop you just gotta start doing it, and this is the thing it's a learning curve right where it's like. You can just be like almost George stick up for myself and then the next time you were in a moment where you spoke to stick up for yourself and you don't. You can consider that a failure, because release be conscious. You gonna be that to go through that torture is peer, were you now watching yourself getting walked all over and you got well here's that situation again here. I am not sticking up for myself, which will cause you in the short run, to be even more down on yourself. Because before when it was happening, he was so busy trying to get the other person like you, you weren't, focusing on what but you were being now Europe. You gonna watch it right, but no that that's part of the EU.

Road to success. Anytime you trying to break a bad habit. He trying to quit drinking. Are you trying to stop eaten late night? And here you are eaten again. You beat yourself up as you fucking doing it. That's the first steps, because, before you didn't, you just be shot, gettin be shot, gonna, beers, right, ignite, scream and not even questioning it. So this shit. What can really help me out, as you write it down right down like listen? I'm tired of people telling me that I'm just like my dad Ah you know- and you know you could start with that- don't tolerate them anymore. Just say to your mother. I want you to stop saying that to me, because all you Don't tell me how bad of a father my daddy's so whenever you tell me that that's like you're saying that I'm a piece of shit right, I'm twenty three. Now

it's time for me to come. My old man. I don't like when you tell me that it hurts me as a person. It hurts. My development are right now. How can you mother? Say now that you know Asia should give me a fucking pain in the ass, but I don't know, but just just start right down like it up and out like doing like start, not comedy you fucking cop, on stage trotted you one hour and kill you just try to hang in there, minutes. Just just take baby steps are now my biggest thing, The reason why I wouldn't I avoided confrontation is because the only way confrontation when I grew up was screaming fuck you and getting into a fistfight so get out one out we down at whatever bring my truck into get it fixed, and I fell a ghost

In fact over, I would be in my head literally going like our fight this guy. You know, even if I win him than have Greece all over my face, they get a cup the shots. Then you know it's probably gravel. like I'm literally thinking that when all I'm doing this is getting a tune up and I feel it give up our you know, no atomic, I put a new new engine in my truck. Might amendment love? It just died, the thing died and I wanted to make it as a comic analyzing. I needed was a car payment, so it's like, I would either go out back. Then you get piece of shit for eleven grand idea that bill having grand and dead or like in I'll get it. When you put it was like guinea. Twelve fifteen hundred bucks cells like when we knock zero offer that. So that's what I did and I paid the guy in the fucking kind charge me for the Annie Freezer put in the engine aegis

charge me forever. I learned a lot, never, never, never, trust, a mechanic that has a manicure, that's not a joke. He had cologne, his fuckin nails were were like pimp level shiny. So, but I didn't, saving too was, unlike others, guys, like you always like sixty hour, a mug punches sixty will gain they like, and I would be thinking this ship, but I wasn't even conscious because it just in my head, since I could remember so its plan on the loop and a lot of shit. If you finally say it out loud or you write it down, you realize how wrong It is a how absurd it is making it can kind of. Start, you start going down there road, so that that's what I would do- and you have to be very forgiving of yourself, like you know, it's funny,

total pushover, probably until it comes to looking at yourself, then you probably like a fuckin drill. Sergeant and euro is beaten yourself up. So I would say you know, try to find the humour in and breaking a bad habit or trying to change yourself, and you know you work at it. Every day can also play an instrument for play once every three months you never gonna, get better. Briefly fuckin play an hour every day, all of a sudden right. You see threaten it had come the girls in the jump on your dick right. You start stick up for yourself. You start they. They love the women. They they they. They are attracted to that. I'm not talking about being a dick, but women are attracted to fucking. Like guys, they don't want to marry some pussy right. All of us want you to go out there in fucking, grab it by the throat and dragon all throw it in the pot, so they can fuck and cook it up metaphorically

thinking lasting. I ever want to do. It suggests that a woman would want to go into a kitchen and actually be damned sandwich. I'm sorry, you don't say I hope our job that I get everything. I get everything here, all cop that shot dog bill. What you take on the hearth police officer firing off one into a dog, fuckin bullshit right. I mean obviously not pro shooting dogs, but I wasn't there. I don't know what happened. Look if you're a cop and you walk in there and some giant dog comes at you with his teeth showing and it's gonna fuckin mall your face off. You know I mean what are you supposed to do, but if, if that shit, I mean I've seen you two videos were like the dog is doing is just barking like Bro Bobo, because you're in the house, but it's not charging us

doing anything and they have the standard procedure or eliminate that's right and they just fuckin shoot the doktor. The brute is a brutal one on you, too, Where they went into the wrong fuckin house- and they got the guy, chlorine and issued his dog, and I realise there in the wrong house and they killed both his dogs, its brutal, its brutal, but in defence of the copse. Those are the ones that people put up on you too. You know, I imagine that they could then show you a thousand of cops going in getting attacked by once great dogs at their piece of shit, scumbag owner turn to a maniac. So maybe some sort of sweeping thing that if the dog ways more than fucking, if you feel threatened by the dog, I'm just point Devil advocate here, you're, a cop. You go into a rest, somebody they you're you're trying to deal with does. Is this Barcelona Paula weapon out a blow my fuckin brain?

I'm never see my kid again and me, while you got this dog, you don't owe me it's like. You can only look at one thing at one time so in your life isn't back in danger. I think a lot of people, including animal lovers, with thrust it striving is very easy to not be a cop adjusted Do you know what I would have done the same? What you do like you know when you trash the quarterback EU team, you know what I would have done with me non ethnic ass. This is what I would have done. I would left leaped over the fucking defensive line. You know and then called option or whatever the fuck you would have done so yeah. I may just here that story, absolutely devastating, because I note the cops ever came in my house. My dog would be flippin out trying to attack them. and I would be like. Let me just put her in the other room birthday. Whatever work

when in there and I was considered a threat, they have to take me down and then my dog would come at him and then they would fuckin shoot my dog and it was shock. So I'm obviously I wish there was some way that they wouldn't have to do that, but is much as people. One hundred percent blame cops there. The real culprit that set the whole thing off a fuckin assholes who turn their dogs in the maniacs, and maybe even someone like myself. Who doesn't I mean I don't know, but I have my dog under control, so I just put her in the back room because I don't know for some fuckin asshole fucked her up. You know that Jesus Christ. I got work to do

So there you go, there is the yeah. You know even get to that. Fucking. You see that reported that died. I may get it where the hell is. That story here is right for rolling stone, which I have a subscription to one of the magazines, few magazines and actually read every episode every storm it Michael Hastings, he had a horrible death. A fuckin was going down I believe it was highland. Just south a male rose is missing These was traveling, ridiculous, spades, headed fuckin tree and the whole thing exploded. Our the flame, the added identify him by his dental records allegedly this guy new, I guess he wrote some fuckin. our goal and rolling stock were ii was over and Afghanistan talking some higher up summit in the military and they were

Some shit that they thought was off the record and he put it all in the article and there's people concerned there is trying to say that his car, with cyber attacks, that I'm gonna get into that, but to have thought up as the world getting is like. That's actually something that somebody could do so much. whether it was done by this guy or not. I have no fucking idea. He might have been hammered. I have no idea I have no fucking cool, I don't know anything about it, but I'm just saying that the fact that somebody can hack into your computer and cause your car to speed up and there's nothing you can you can't shop

car off. This is why I do not believe that it's just like is evil was that is we got to eliminate this guy? Is there a zillion other ways to kill him without doing that like what, if he slammed into like a fucking? Many van with you know a married couple in their three for kids. you know, there's gotta be the cat, they just spray. Some miss, don't you know just walk up. more like high sir, we judge trades fragrances sprayed autumn than the guy. Like you know, ten minutes later we start, I want some slack sieges kills over again. Just do it that way, but anyways this is true is, can they actually do that shit, and this makes me feel glad that you don't have my time out here. I drive around in the classic car Europe because now there come any sort of it

That's what I'm saying is. If that I just would think if you had the ability to do that some fuckin nerds would just do it. Just do it it would be funny just speed you up for a second and slow you down just a freaking out. You know, like you know it back in the day when this is like free internet fun. What you do is you take your garage door open right and you would drive around. The neighbourhood indeed pointed at every garage into you Found somebody that had the same one issue it back in the day they just had a like. It was a sophisticated, so that'll yours open, not only yours, it opened the other ones too. So you'd did eventually find somebody that had the same, Roger Door brand issue and you can open and close the garage. So at least you could my fuck me

so you just fires drive one person nuts, you just drive by you just fuck everyone's. Why would just open it? I don't know why we would do it. We were assholes bo if so, using that, if you could fuckin do that with cars, wouldn't wouldn't like these people, like you, know, hacking to steal my credit card numbers and should let me one there, be somebody just doing that just do it like you're bored. It was this that was this. The Damas part of the podcast everybody dies. Stick the landing starting off with ignorance. Then why why wouldn't gay? Well fuck, you noted the Rio. If I have a book of commercial I'm gonna beat. You know that sure they adult sits there with all the kids and they go. You know what would you? What would you do if you had a zillion dollars and the kids I could buy met at a keen yeah we get have hot fuck you

It falls and shit. I would be sitting there right with, except the would be like the basketball one where they were like making fun of the fact that I would be like you don't have to. I am cinema more on everybody. Why let supply gas for this week? I will make you feel better about yourself who is your intellect. I am going to be, as I mentioned, I'm ready at the Cape COD Melody Tent on Friday and Saturday at the Hampton Beach ballroom casino and in Sunday down Newport, Rhode Island at the Newport Yachting Centre. Right too, cinematic, that's what I'm playing this weekend. I can't fuckin way my always play Hampton Newport. I've never played the Cape COD Metal, turn, and this is where the one Only time ever saw George crowns. It is a very special la gig for me and is still a few tickets left I'd love for you to come down

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