hey what's goin on his bill burs time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast in just checking in on you just see now you weeks go and how things are shaken out jesus christ if i get one more fuckin tweet god bill what do you think is a k we urge for black in asia it tom is trade what do i dig i dig danny age is known what the fuck are you doing up until now it's the trickled down effect to the cabin durrant trade will you for some reason can just not have enough fucking stars regardless of what your players are doing do you think they gave up too much only time will tell only time will tell our two i would say that i love

i say it tom is somewhat sucks about their trade was he was on his way to being like the fuckin big poppy of of the celtic say he was gonna have a friggin street named after the way he was going so it's a it's a real shame dives just a guy dude i you know i don't know i just thought he was he fit in rio where with their city you know he was on his way to being a great celtic i thought and we gave a bunch of working people to get another guy who basically does the exact same thing has the same amount of stuff i don't know always a little bigger i don't know who the fuck knows all i know is the team that isaiah succeeded with last year no longer exists here so you know i don't know what if i don't fuck enough i hate all this shit they gave up the first evaluation report and the sooner we like how the fuck

you get into the nba to that level any sport you you need to get a fuckin life when you start known what people fuckin make and all that shit like i don't know it's all right tat borders just like we try to that guy but i will see what average one is the season start and a couple of months yeah fuck and think about it then it's gonna work we're not going to work there was a couple self expensive fuckin so stupid they burned there isaiah thomas jerseys like you he left the celtics like he was doing some sort of free agent fucking get traded did dumb fucks that of course everybody on twitter tweets it to me and acts like this is every celtic fan and it isn't it isn't this always these fuckin morons which is why i have been saying you know

i would focus i'm telling you right now this fuckin may whether macgregor fight if you ever wanted to solve the population problem the amount of mouth breather status showing up ok you send a fuckin signal through the fucking bought whoever orders the fight that's it you're done some have shown you simply in those old spy movies whew play that really high pitched fuckin noise just grab their ears like and then they would die here do some star trek shit that's gonna go down is one of the biggest fuckin rebuffs of all fucking time may whether macgregor that's my prediction and if it does it i'll just say i was wrong and then i'll order the fight but there is no fuckin way i'm gonna sit there on saturday night and watch a guy who used to fuckin box

fifteen twenty fourteen years ago fight a guy who fuckin retired two years ago whose in his forties in everybody's asking angelos stood abuse first fuckin law that guy's it is forties he's been retired for two years you never went jordan came back on the fucking wizards taken to three fucking years off you know that was basketball forget about boxing this is like the dumbest thing ever you don't really is it's a bunch of fucking losers then what do you know they are unhappy with their own lives that want to see a guy that's been shooting his mouth of saying is life is fucking great and they want to see him get knocked on his ass and i'm so sick of people go ages spectacle it just spectacle i'm just antonia need for this why are you using that word spectacle you fuckin more on because everybody on uninspired has been saying this so the amount of fuckin

breathing doping that i've known you know and i'm one of em i've never heard of use the expression spectacle in my life militant yeah just watch i'm watching for this fact apologists for sport what does it mean exactly a spectacle you mean it is like a fancy word from its a fuckin rip off these are the same people that would have paid fucking sixty dollars you know the equivalent of sixty dollars thirty fucking years ago forty years ago to watch the lyle alzado fight fucking muhammad ali which actually happened if you never looked it up alright ethical let's look up the definition of spectacle spectre number one something to stare at number to a paper view rip off now a visually striking performance or display and events were seen regarded in terms of its visual impact i don't know

i don't know what's going on with sports right now that that fuckin league where they just take three people who used to be superstars and play three other people that used to be superstars and what do you get out a watch that half quota basketball confirmation that yes we are all going to die is slow death i'm sorry i'm really just being a scrooge enjoy your fuckin fight i will not be watching it i'm going to get out on the highway and rightly eighty miles an hour out here in there lay health and enjoy the city at the population that should be during that fucking fight is so many markets active thinks that i can fuckin do and dumb this union order this is it just doing this clearly for the in money that's it so you don't know where it's i'm actually happy for him cuz you're both getting their brains knocked out every fucking fight guy knows what's what there quality of life will be in the fifties

so good for that go i'll get you fuckin money but i've given may whether at least at or no bones last seven fights times sixty four and twenty bucks that he should return at least a portion of it he has not anybody out since it was a ricky hatton he fights fucking patchy out ten years after we should have the guy shows up what the fuck an injured shouldering is singing voice is gone and each is fucking others is our upside said my piece you guys enjoy the fuckin fight and you tell me your oh shit and what not afterwards first he was saying that bill it's a spectacle it's a spectacle as i do that don't you for ten years you ve never said that word like their above like their above it up just watch you knew i you know i know it's bullshit i know this like now do you can't look away that's what you're fuckin problem is

people who are getting it just because all we it's gonna be so fuckin ridiculous i this same fucking kinds in front of you causing a traffic jam because somebody's changing their tire on the side of the fuckin road because they can't look away and they will right behind all those other coms scream and i'm gonna go go go drive and then the second they come up to this new fuckin rubberneck it i'm telling you you got the human population is like the human population is like a fuckin do you know you know those fuckin movies that hollywood always makes you know with a white person goes into like the fuckin inner city and then goes in and turns everybody's fuckin life around and everybody become successful in all of those nobody fox it up right that's what the world population is like it's like that teacher is running shit you know can't make the cuts that he needs to make to get down to the falcon

real nfl roster does it make any fuckin sense i'm just saying that just to bigger how i hate those fuckin spills fuckin movies by the way you know with a white person goes into the area with is no white people and then save shit and they never addressed the fact that white people cause the situation and then we turn ourselves into the hero so the white people can go see the movie be like the workforce and i agree that scenario will body you could go fuck and do it there's plenty of schools and need a fuckin here a white guy to go out to try to help out he noted his right now i'm fucking falkiner wraye right now just because a fuckin you you may loves those goddamn award shows in all of these fuckin liberal constant go up there and they talk about dolphins you know in the global plan they use their celebrity or the shine a light on it before they go back to their fuckin gated community

so why don't you get your hands dirty you know get your hands dirty or shut the fuck up and your fucking louis vuitton tuxedo whatever the hell it is you're doing why am i in such a mood you know what it is i didn't sleep well last night and these fucking i don't know why this army of bugs beat the shit out of my left ankle and it's on fire and if it was a spider i don't know what the hell it was but my whole fucking foot turn red you know they did something back in the day before i had a kid my wife would help me out with but now we have a kid so you know i've gone down on the death chart there was a blue my fuckin fortunes like jesus christ i gotta we have anything like that she's i think we do that's it

like do you know what it is somehow fucking moose puts a moose on it i don't know i've been deal with she claims it as you know the doctor that she isn't claims that it's getting better i don't know all i know is i you know i'm talking you guys with a really fuckin itchy foot so maybe that's what it is madness be fuckin exciting i actually get to experience what people experience you don't give a shit about sports on the superbowl the fucking crews around the city get a bunch of erin stunt run a bicycle right down the middle of the street this is a bad podcast everybody feed our review not really aware of it at this point i started off negative and i won't even more negative is anybody else sick that fuckin guy in the lakers dad already

jesus christ it's like he made it to the nba you're gonna get your money right enough with the fuckin carnival barking i would make michael jordan cry if i played and one on one was it the weirdest interview i just saw clip of jimmy kimmel is literally talking over the guy was actually going to go into the nba to talk to the guy who never made it to the nba whose sitting there talking about how we gonna beat michael jordan and the other guy sit near like a scolded child level like a fuckin parents teacher meeting tell me that isn't a thirty four thirty when he goes to finally make his break from his overbearing father all right does another negative thing i right where else where else can we go with negativity yet anything positive to say yes i finally have committed to not drinking after false advertising of billy no fun

months ago i can only go three four days i have now put together a run of seven days i've come back up from triple egg i on a little bit of a hard hitting streak right now and i've got seven days and dumb i love it in the morning not drinking in the morning is the greatest at night it spend spend a little bit of a year in order fuckin habit i have to break but i think you know once i get a thirty seven to ten days then i'm like it literally go for a year it's weird just getting to that start drops awake i've been jumping on the lip the coals been fuckin workin out my yeah rotated cup feels a little bit better and what i don't know i just gotta go play drums and then i go to a stand upset the couple sets last night put some fuckin drums and yet we about playing drums or instrument is the more you learn the more you realize you suck and this is really frustrating

it's almost like you just learn everything you want to learn stop learning get all that shit down considering i'm never going to play in a band i'm not going to pursue this professionally then i can actually sit behind a kitten be like happy with what i'm fucking doing i have learned dotted up a snare i can get it sound really good my based from sounds like shit is always something so it's fuckin something let's read some advertising here maybe if i read advertising this will get me out of this negative vortex that fuckin gone into jesus thirteen and a half minutes just negative you know it's funny is what should really be de i should really be rooting for this macgregor may whether fight to be a great thinkers and i can i can read it and then then i'll get to watch something interesting but i'm i still want to be right about this

you don't you're not going to get me right i'm the guy walking you know driving by who wants to look but i'm not going to look to prove some sort of point that nobody in front of me behind me or next to me is going to give a shit about that's basically what i'm doing what this he was prediction on the fight yes i would say macgregor is not going to give you an idea of its two years ago fees anything like you used to be macgregor knack of evil lay a fuckin hand on why anybody would think that macgregor could lay a fuckin glove on may weather is fucking beyond me unless these unless he got really old in the last two years unless it's jordan from the bulls to the wizard slivovitz that's type of early yes macgregor has a fuckin shot but then who gives a shit he beats up a fuckin guy you know two years after he retired

magic not going to the gym for two years ok then fucking champion of races somebody down the street for fuckin mile alright me on these but oh don't go beyond these beyond these all bill is a negative can't boot due to beyond these beyond the shut him up if you want you too can look good in your underwear and be comfortable right now you want to look good your underwear be comfortable right but that perfect balance is hard to find dont sacrifice style of comfort check out me andy's dot com and find the best pair of underwear and the world world world or talk about me undies awaits the best underwear you will ever own well first of all they sent it to me for free second of all it's fucking caught me soft but three times more so yeah in late at night or my wife goes to bed my daughter's sleeping in everybody's quite

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all the time people dying car accidents they drop a heart attacks of fuckin piano falls in a goddamn head all these young guys there why fucking nags and death to an early fuckin grave and they do not have a will or a trust a radio that shit and then all the fucking evil people show up and start claiming that they were your best friend and they try to take all you shit in their money away from you kids you have two fuckin do it it's something that guys don't like to do dealing with their own mortality which is probably why i'm not gonna watch may whether come in the fact that i could actually watch a guy who does not box for a fucking living possibly beat the best boxer of all time all that's gonna mean is that yeah bill everybody dies i don't need to watch them and only to watch the big three the big three coming out there and they're fucking walkers playing each other and nobody can dunk anymore i'm sure somebody can dump the fucking nine ft tall but i'm just saying all right men do not like to deal with that shit

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i didn't want to do it does anyone want to deal with me dying and all of this shit what do you want to do when you die you wanna be cremated put the ground and all this shit i gotta tell you when i was done with it was like a weight was off my shoulders big in my chest i mean because every time i get on a flight you know i always think of this fuckin thing goes down right now what what's going to happen to my wife and kid you autonomy go to gotta legalism com slash prepare today there's no obligation just great resources to help you protect everything you do care about during national make a will month that's legalism dot com slash prepare our right now it's time to talk about my real feelings about them may whether macgregor fight i am curious i do want to watch but i've just burn too many fuckin times so what i'm doing is i'm letting you guys take the beach

and if you tweet at me all my god that was fuckin amazing on i do not know you're going to lie to me how i go on the internet everybody said that was amazing and it was worth the fuckin money i will then rent the fight that's what i'm doing for now uncas i've just i've just been burned to many fuckin types i think will be devastating for boxing may whether loses even though he's been retired for two fucking years basically it's all about the first couple a rat who's gonna do what if he doesn't do within fuckin three rounds is fucked that ok there's my brilliant insight i know what everybody else knows i can watch too many macgregor fights any imminent when he would fight nay ds he get into the fourth round and you would be wind itself they fight five minutes round so i don't know things even though they only fight what humming ran on how many minutes earth is a three minute runs right so

logically be about five minutes end and then that's the equivalent to go on five rounds let me three rounds five rounds in the fucking you have sieges cry spoke but here's the thing he's gonna be using different muscles you know he's gonna waste a lot of fuckin energy trying to hit somebody that nobody could fuckin head and dumb i don't know what it is but they're both brilliant fucking fighters they're both amazing and they're all so you know they're as good at selling a fight which is why everybody showing up and all of that shit cuz to big shit talkers there's nothin people like better than seeing a shit talker lose in one of them's gonna lose so i guess that's why everybody's going to watch but i can not fucking resist de the euphoria of not doing what everybody else is doing and getting to do other shit it's something i learned when i would watch the superbowl and i will just take the fuckin thing just do other shit for the first ninety minutes of the game so i can fast forward

to all of the commercials and the absolutely fucking horrific halftime show and the opening ceremonies and all of that other bullshit i can just watch the goddamn game i meant what i would drive around and go you know get something to eat or some shit in there just be nobody on the fuckin road and needs get to experience what you city was like back before they were automobiles so we in a car and and this roads i don't know know this sort of vague i kind of understand a little bit like why people don't watch sports i actually get it now the amount of free time and if you like but the thing is you gotta fill their free time up was like some healthy shit all this is like a nice union yank taller negative nominal go positive justice imagine first of all a the food you would need a ride

all the extra time you'd have to work out you know if you always want to learn how to play guitar learn how to speak a language the amount of time we spend no i can't say wasting your time because you enjoy it i fuckin enjoy it right if you're sports fan but just think of everything that you could accomplish member like one of the first times the nfl went on strike in my life and anyone it and when it would come back you know they showed a couple people on the news that off they were line or whatever the odious again on our planet it was kind of cool they have like saturday and sunday in the fall to myself i can hang out with my kids i can go do some shit i don't give a fuck anymore i don't know this will pardon me i can't stop watching them this is part of me that i wish like i wish i could do it but then you just fill it up or something else dumb become one of those what comecon people

it knows the actors name that crouched down in that our two d to fuckin thing a little trash compactor that he was riding around did you know all this shit it's bigger than me i have no idea what any these fuckin shit means enjoy you goddamn fight on this new crabby freckled bald cunt like me telling you that's a fuckin rip off you go enjoy you goddamn spectacle yeah you deserve it spectacle donald trump is enough of a fuckin spectacle that's not enough for you jesus christ do you know i don't even i don't even for that that something like i pay attention to that i dont pay attention that always somebody does who doesn't give a fuck about sports pays attention to it acted our president tweets and reaches he's account

it's just i don't know like sector your above that you above it fuckin respond i don't eat only people should amato you i feel i dont even need to respond to people's shit now me i fertile fields par for the course that everybody's going to like you fact this fuckin guys gonna go on in response to what are you doing but then again he did when it be one by one the whole fucking i love you but i think he's dumb it's like if he's a fucking stupid how did all those smart people lose too i was back in the day when that the woman not jessica simpson when she would be like chicken of the sea is that like chicken or errors tuna which to be honest slipping back was a legitimate question i mean it is a food in europe chicken on it that's a chicken fried steak for years also is a chicken is at stake what the fuck is it

hey take a ride my truck car the fact is why would you called so did i everybody thought she was dumb it's ok yeah she's a fuckin more onward with hit albums and our own tv shows i would love to be that stupid you know she married necklace chaise a good looking fellow right these guys and a boy bernie play golf and fuck and weakens she was crushed in it dayton tony romo robo role did she marry him i feel bad for one day like i think it was her shiver little dog you know with last seen in the mouth of a coyote it's a gets fuckin dead we the coyotes have like some sort of terrorist group and they're gonna fuckin enough adopt your dog and change it's fuckin mindset

can be like the patty hers too fuckin july was now it's dead that's why you're a big dog out here you gotta have a big dog dead like the other key areas like you know what it's not fuckin worth it you know what i mean like for dogs out here this is like going to fuckin rikers island right will you need a big merely be a big fuckin muscular god damn dog you need to be more of a fucking problem then these little fellows out here these little dogs like i don't know what people do like they fuckin leave him in their backyard and shit and they just they just did gone they're gone take bites like literally like one of those creepy fuckin movies you know where they would you know people go to an island and they would just living with some sort of dragon or some sort of guerrilla and they would just sacrifice somebody king kong that type of shit this fuckin thing would leave him alone

for such a weird beginning her to the king kong movie that poor woman like tied up with those fuckin vines i just don't get like ok you got a sixty four goddamn guerrilla he's gonna eat that fuckin one one person and then be like filled up that's gonna be like doritos right not to reduce costs were mostly fuckin in protein and shit what kind of a protein snack aoi right that's like him over like a cliff bar a goddamn sixty four guerrillas guinea one cliff bar of a couple of months and then be fine persuaded think the guerrillas that that they were vegetarians but that they sat around just fucking i know what the early there is always some fuckin person gotta go try and live with them and get a little closer look closer and then eventually get the ship kicked out of them by the goddamn guerrilla

i gotta tell you meant the amount of shit that a gorilla will put up with because it's as big as it is come on of a gorilla has fought like a tiger and for that we need to go to asia you don't you wanna talk about spectacles will you a boxer against mme guy like agents i'm telling you you want to go see any time you start looking like this verses is this first is that you will find black and white footage where they put a fuckin bare and a tiger in the same cage to see what our alliance against the tire just to see what the fuck would happen they did it that's the thing

where we experimented with human beings they experimented with animals it seems ass if i want to make even talk of you know this is one these pockets were just started off on the wrong foot down just desperately trying to fill the last eighteen seconds to this thing so i can get up to fuckin my contractually obligated thirty minutes how about those red sox are taken two out of three out of terror terry frank colonies fuckin team there the cleveland indians piling up the fucking numbers there i haven't been keeping up what what the the is it doing so why are i try to end this sing on some positive you guys enjoy your fight your sport spectacle this this weekend i hope you don't get fucked over ambient honestly you know something i'm gonna be a bigger man here rather than being the guy that said i told you so i hope on monday you guys can all come back and i can read a bunch of fuckin letters of like bill you know

if you've never been wrong more wrong and your freckled pathetic life and i really hope that you guys are able to send those to me i hope you make it get help you get your money's worth like i said i will not be watching the fuckin thing up to god damn stubborn out you know something i'm axis is this is actually for me paper view is about being able to walk away because i have jumped on the fucking you know that you have seized anatomy europe three i've ordered the fuckin shit and find out somewhere tested positive for steroids you know you have seen also doing that shit now another they get bought out by fucking people you don't dana whites like the figure had now where the fuck it works that doing that shit now we're like every three pounds is a new way class so now they have all these air quote champion so than everything's a fuckin championship fight that's like what fuckin kill boxing

aside from the fact that they had like fifty different guardian leagues or whatever the double ba the w b c the i'd be if they would like three heavyweight champions all at the same time and then somebody had to try to come in and unify the titles yeah like they're like every like eight pounds became like a fuckin way class aware of allowing those everything was like a title fight nearer they data they weren't is good so i hope you ll see doesn't go that route because what was great when they had the monopoly was the best for the best so i hope that continues i apologise for this plot guess everybody i don't know why i'm shooting on everything that's just fun simple goddamn fun in this miserable world why would i do that all right come on bill pull it out of the mud this fight he's gonna be the greatest spectacle of all time if you do not put sixty dollars down on that you are going to miss out right

you got that was positive what do you want for me i tried i tried i got an itchy foot and my fucking body is like reacting to the fact that you know anyone else's some a couple of my friends game parents right so what i always do my gift than i do is i go out and buy an ice cube cool pair of fucking sneakers though jordan's electrons whatever the fuck you want right that's what i get for the kid ok and then i get to see bottles of fuckin boost for the parents you know because here's the deal everybody's got to jerry told you that everybody is gonna go on go buy stuff fuck an animal this fuckin thing any she's gonna be this thing that the parents the kid can't fuck and use it to be to guide them blob that you carry around for fucking three months are right

and then when it finally can move around it what it doesn't give a shit about toys are right it likes extension courts it likes pots and pans it likes you ve just any fucking thing that it shouldn't be touching that's what it wants and it could give off by about the goddamn toys buying a toy a baby is the biggest it's a bigger waste of money did buying this conor macgregor may whether fight this weekend i just take it out of a people i feel like the libertarian this weekend you know who's actually addressing the problem with a democratic republic would back one of the two candidates and act like it's going to change your life and that this is going to be a good thing for you and i'm the fuckin the fuckin green party guy go and pay man he's bankers in your remain pay for

you want a brussels sprout novel counters sandwich me but the parents everybody immediately immediately now that you have a kid like you you go down on the deaf chart nobody gives a shit about you everybody cares about the kid right she's great that's the way it should be but if you actually do something for the parents ok and actually acknowledge that they are individuals with hopes and dreams there have now been dashed because all of their focus is now going on the baby which is the way it should be but every once in a while you gonna throw my fuckin nil ginger snapped there right so that's what i do i go out i buy sick ass bottle of booze in a nice bottle for the guy and a fuckin bottle rosy for the lady and then i just get the kid a pair of shoes snake

school snickers for when the kids walking and they can actually use those thanks you know i'm supposed to some stupid fuckin thing you know that this poster reach up and grab whatever the fuck it is that's what i'd let you go anyways hiccups my foot itches and i'm off the sauce i'm off the sauce in i'm going back to boston this week and i'm stayin off the sauce i've been workin out and i'm stayin off the fuckin sauce there are already had the conversations in my head i'm not fucking doing it i'm gonna go on a nice nice run here i am more committed to a drop in some fuckin pounds so that's it enjoy your guys fight this weekend i hope you get you monies worth i've said that fifty times trying to make up for the fuckin previous negative thirty minutes that's the podcast for this thursday afternoon have a great weekend you constant joy this music

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up there thank you i've been in a fantasy football league for ten years it was but one of my best friends and has been the same twelve guys for a decade i don't even know how bad it put out bans that have been together that long so this year my body who started the league decided to boot up to lifelong members in favour of his girlfriend and the girl friend of a friend of ours wait a minute when we wait did those other two guys you that bullet did they do anything if he was gonna at the ladys one of those other two guys have to leave well ok well i'm sucked into this story he said i'm i immediately called bullshit said point blank to his face is she wasn't sucking your dick then she being the league to that there's a gauge edgy can't say what if he marries this woman

always does a roof guys always be careful you say about the woman you guys with cash you never fucking know you never know and i'm sure there's some listeners that have stories and if you'd like to contribute them to the podcast where you know it's even fuckin worse is when you he says fuck that shit about the girl you know oh what a whore she is in bed she's fuckin it brains out blah blah blah blah it tells you all these these details and the jack s hands have fallen for then he s too fuckin break up with you he's not gonna break up with turkey as every time he looks at you you think so yet how can he knows how this girl my future wife such my deco anyways ploughing ahead he's trying to defend its decision by saying at least knows a little about sports through this awful

i wasn't raised right now this is just this is fucking terrible you said the fact of the matter is that she is from new york and knows the jets that's the extent of her football knowledge he think some overreacting knew not overreacting don't ask anybody else you ve had twelve for the last ten years and he just removed to the original ban members do this isn't even funding this is what this is really upsetting to me you think so over reacting by think the same scenario if you had you have one night a year to have guys night with your buddies and then you get to the bar you see your friends is vital his girlfriend togae exactly and told me that she she's the one who asked if she could join which obviously to me means he had no intention of inviting her but when he was backed into the corner his ball shot up into his throat he couldn't say now exactly it's not

just a fantasy league clear indication that she's going to slowly start chipping away everything else in the rest of his life exactly in summation his girlfriend wanted in any crumbled and said yes am i too much into this and my overreacting i'd like to know because he's getting pissed me for being tested him apps will they not sir everything that i was gonna tell you you already know and you wrote in this email ok you ran down the mats you went off the little fuckin springy board you hit the fuckin hobby horse you did your little fuckin merry little flip and just the landing you get up perfect ten on that one sir you are a hundred percent right you what do you want my move would be i would my own fancy weak aright and i would invite nobody else in that fucking week why wouldn't do that that sets a chick move people decide i was what am i wouldn't be as harsh with them

now do what you did was absolute bullshit i guarantee you i will tell him it she's gonna start chipping away with you at your life european youth rope but that's gonna end your friendship with them this deal do there are other fantasy football leads to join a right that is one of those they things about that chapter of guys lives after college you know what you want great school together or management call of guys in college or whatever but you guys at this unbelievable bond like you went to in war together if one of your friends is a pussy you know he is a man who has a chance of meeting somebody who's gonna splinter the group

you know and this is at an anti woman thing this is more like an anti pussy guy kind of thing where raw you know there are controlling suffocating people both sides men and women and that is women listening and one of their best offering started dating some fuckin overbearing insecurity who's the guy in the first thing they do is they cut him off from their friends and then workers than the friends and in their family stick em under a fuckin little glass or something so yeah what do i get a divorce that sad thing is you sure you're gonna lose a couple of france sometimes it happens and i just had to be content about it and you know i think it's really important for men and women to have men only and women only social events they can go to once a week or a couple times a month

just hang out with the fellows a hang out with the ladys it just whatever i think it's really really healthy its cage i look forward to is your place we can just vent about you anything you fuckin want in a group people that one hundred percent is gonna understand and you have to worry about the hurt anybody feelings are funding on anybody i think it's from its really really fuckin healthy and this it's fucking with that and he didn't put it to a vote what what is it a grand pooh by this shit did they so many ways you can go at that suspending depending on how much you want to stir up the pot you guys should put it to the vote it would be great put to a vote dude this be like your arab spring but with a fantasy football league in just vote that cut out and then you become the dictator and you move into the palace about that what i would do you're a hundred percent right i would just

i would choose my words a little more carefully don't say that he didn't have the balls just say listen something that we did together for twelve years and really disappointed and shocked that you made this big move and removed to other members and didn't include anybody else at it i dont think that it was done right and i think we should put this to above the solution and if he gets man he starts dont don't lose your cool just keep stating your opinion calmly get up gotta be a bitch about it and be a bitch about it and i would actually for your own health she always think she knows is the jets using be like waiting here who's there have a guy i even had to try to do that thing where women try to act like the dumb because they think it's too

you know what i would do so i would just plenty losses just fuckin the more i think about the morn do it i'm getting his ruin my fucking day and are not even in like fanciful hey what's going on his bill bur and this is the monday morning podcast on monday august twenty fourth

thousand and nine how the hell are you another we go and buy a got a big we coming up here really excited i'm actually going to sweden this week and i really wanted to read a lot about sweden i wanted to know a couple of the phrases are the ones that you need to know something about where can i get something to eat how to say thank you and how to say dude do me a favor once you get the fuck away from me who's gonna freaking me out i mean you need me you need to know how to say that in every way language in your real that's the one that you really need to memorize okay so can say with some feeling you're i mean you can't be to get dave fuck me away you know you kick you got it you got out you just got to come out to get the fuck away from me i'm serious i'm not kidding get the fuck away from me

you have to know how to say that and i no idea like a lady all i know about sweden is that fuckin puppet on the market show member that one board evil borri keyboard whore these more gaiety board board bork here we have a huge moody member that that's all i know is is sweden the one where they cross country ski to school no hitler used to look at it across the waters start jerk off he was blonde and blue eyed fuckin poor best not only did he not will not only was he not blonde and blue eyed he could aiming which he just echo his girlfriend wasn't even blonde blue eyed unanimous i'm gonna put this out here like i know there's been a ton of shit out there on hitler to put this out here this is a theory that i have i think hitler had no game with women you know women

like angry guys cycles do cycles like angry guys you know was actually talking to this broad last night and she was saying how ya know what the fuck her boy when does but she was saying up until this point like the guy she's dating now this is the first time she's not dated someone who's a musician he was the cyanide stories like musicians the passion they have on stage and that crazy guy yoga now listening to her she described dating musician i realise that it for a female that's the that's the female equivalent of odd dating a stripper is if you do the musicians the same fucking thing you know their own stage their sweaty thereon drugs their bad with honey and in the end you have to take care of you could end up being a fuckin power while that really fuckin came together didn't jesus christ that's not bad it's not bad right clio looker jesus

anyways less plough ahead here we go we got a lot of shit so anyways i had this this this great weak i did this benefit are funny because if you guys listen my podcast last week i had that incident with that one from the humane society right so this week talk about irony i actually had a gig where i was doing a benefit for around for rescue dogs and it was kind of the usual thing we sit and i had gone fucker hate doing benefits i can't stand to benefit my act alone every arrive any jokes i do well it benefits i just don't there's always like they always put me on a bunch of nice comics in front of me or even if their not nice there be a nice and then i go up there and i try to be nice and you guys all know i'm a cunt so now you can't i can't get that country tone out of my voice and i just always end up feeling crass an ignorant i hate doing right but fortunately

this was actually a great gig and the the dude hosting the show you know was bringing up all these these celeb people and die i should tell this story but i'm gonna just cause i don't think so many people listen to this part cast one of the people who went up there was i was pretty ella presley you know elvis's girlfriend wife whatever and all i type of stuff so she's up they're talking about how ridiculous amount of puppies every year get killed you know shelters and get put down like over a million puppies every year above is really serious moment and you know she was dressed she look beautiful and everything and i'm standing back there with another couple of people and she's i really should tell the story cuz involves at the p

fuck it fuck it this is what comics doing that situation as everyone else are you normal people who get married and fuckin have emotions and shit you know get now welled up as this icon is talking about dead puppies we were in the back gonna do she sat elvis's dick that started it and then what happens with comedians than everybody has to top it so i'm not going to say where it went from there but believe me twenty i consider that conversation i could barely stand up so we're crying laughing as everyone else i can't even saying the roma was outside a parking lots along fuckin story and but whatever and ended up being this awesome fuckin gig and is a guy i hosted a show did a real solid he went up their first ball he's the guy

who's got a switch it over from people talking about dead poppies to you no way you know what's up with you know what's up with these fuckin hybrids europe aegis like this asshole he had to do that all right and not only does it do it he drew c s born in first sentence which is just according to tell you what a classy thing that is to do as a comedian because it this totally alien breaks down egypt i was the thing wide open any and he really has to take the just reaction from people i can't it's like a kick to the chest i can't explain it but in he told we took it and i'm understand our stand off safeguard you wanna fuck a great guy you know i mean if it's like that's like a guy who give you look at like tat guy he wouldn't rat on you if the cops we're lookin for you he wouldn't cock block you

he wouldn't steal your job just a fuckin total stand up do you not remain an already love the guy but as always i never name names on this fuckin thing so so anyway so that's what you saw i ain't goin up last and did you stay great crowd and i made fun of people who say i rescued a dog and they rolled with everything i did all my stuff about having a people and i just had a great time like isn't that great this really makes up for that fuckin twog the week before being such a fucking twat right so i get off stage and people commonalty i guess so funny we would die and laugh amber bob bob why you seventeen years in your career and you still playing parking lots who cares your hilarious amendment a time right then suddenly fuckin check comes up right she's gotta first while she's gotta heron ponytail in the front part look like him indeed his hair when she put the judges ben

villages in her hair that's what she look like and she comes up to me and i i can about having a pit bowl and how ready crosses a street when it comes to street and she just goes like yea and i wrote that you're funny by after him and i'm really i'm really scared really scared we started this conversation and us likewise in i've i've had one now you know four months i really think it comes down to the owner you know and basic you die back on she got yeah but you know you never really here about a poodle mallinger but he d death you never here that the news it's like yeah big because they can't ok that's the difference between owning a pitiful and owning a poodle you now is dick capability of the animals that you have therefore if you're a bad owner yours cups get magnified tenfold and rather than some mailman rapid some guys around his ankle you know they're trying to re attaches fuckin juggler so

i mean i'm real i really believe that you don't owe me like this about grand i don't know shit ok and going only on this thing for fucking form on so i have no idea but that's my god is telling me ah but we'll have liked this thing i think they just stay just have this thing and they just snap one day they just snap like their fuckin crazy and i don't know blinded by the love i have for this fucking dog but i dont believe it so we just keep going back and forth as she goes i don't know it's people has the ability the mall somebody's death ok a poodle is in the same shit a people is second i'm gonna rip you fuckin face off it just can't do it but when it at your ankle it's trying the mall you to death it is it just can't force it's fuckin afro gets in the way you know like when you fight little brother you just stick your hand on you it on his forehead and he's swinging and wind that's what happens to a poodle come in what the crown of their head which if they played the nfl they get fine for it right now

it talks about that how fuckin dirty those goddamn poodles are always common and lead with their fuckin heads right born opposite little puffy thing in and on the top gets in the way it's a little cushion so you i feel that firstly a goose jacuzzi honor that's a pool trying to mommy to death and then you just booted right now little fucking pathetic excuse for a chest and then it's over that's funny when you click a little dog off you when they try to bite you do that shit where they still want to be tough this sort of walking away as is still growing you know but they don't talk commit to walking away but they also not totally commit to attacking you again and then you just look at like yeah that's what i thought you know that's what i thought couldn't take it could you so anyway so go back and forth so agreeing with this woman she's not making any good points and then right in the middle of it she just goes yeah well i'm i'm examined animal expert on an animal expert yeah i don't know why she just says that i go

an animal expert she goes yet and that she just goes whatever walks away he's at a benefit ok donated my time for fuckin free ok to figure out how to do well stand a parking lot ok i want you all of that bullshit you don't mean all my friends had to go on after people in all talk about dead poppies and then this fuckin toward comes up and in india we want that and it was here's something for you guys ok anytime anybody has to break out credits to support their argument day they ass the argument ok who the fuck says first of all i am actually i'm an expert on animals really really and you're afraid of dogs you knows affair an expert on animals is that goddamn caesar milan the dog whisper he's not afraid of fuckin dogs you walk into a whole bunch of on that

two of em there's some old lady were adopted they turn themselves into a fuckin wild pack he walks into a middle of my ghosts and everybody shut the fuck up that guy's an expert and i have never heard of once say i am an expert he's never that shit ok i can say this right now if i was an expert on animals and i was debate with a more unlike me i would never have to bring out their credit what i would be doing was just throwing out all my expert knowledge for what i do is i would fain stupidity and me wait right into the fuckin you know shit think the waters only two feet deep and all of a sudden it just drops off a hundred feet that's what the fuck i would do that you come walkin in all your who i watch discovery channel for fifteen minutes bullshit and then it's you over the head with such fuckin knowledge about pitfalls in dogs that that debt you come up with the conclusion of god damn this persons a fuckin export but if you stand there with your fucking job

their hair and you know one point and then you just go on an expert an animal export and then you go whatever like a fuckin seventh grade in you walk away you know what i'm little boy i still but i'm gonna claim victory on that one whatever looking now i did actually gives us you know what the fuck is it about me i don't understand i really don't stand fuck into what i did exact fuckin thing that you guys are trying to do here try to get people to fuckin rescue dogs ok and i did and i got the biggest cycle of em all i want for the people anyway go down and rescue a fuckin chihuahua and go take him down taco balin laugh with your friends you address him up in a little fuckin midget fur coat you know and you get the same fuckin credit i do like an animal expert go fuck yourself about that go fuck yourself and governments are you here

all right so anyways let's flower here i'll before we get going here there's something i guess remember last week when i basically grovelled for you people to come to ontario the improved ontario i judged it ok i literally did that that in our begging you guys to come out like i was doing a fuckin telethon and then what happens two days later my guy cause we gotta move the day distinct came in and you gotta do this day about but so now the ontario improv gig is off it's not totally off it is being rescheduled i'm actually doing a college gig it's a long long time story but i apologize because i got at probably a half a dunce doesn't emails which has allowed for me of people allow me i went on i bought tickets so sight to see is a site you gonna be a california i'm here to support your bill you now

your rang the bell and i answered the call ok and what do i get for i get a fuckin slap face i apologized all you guys want to buy tickets i feel like an asshole and die i don't want to tell you because i'm gonna be ringing the bell again when that fucking thing comes around because i am torn up southern care for me this is like the fuckin matrix out here does the right analogy i know what it is it's gotta you know i gotta get one of those latino stations out here they'll get guy on their lord subsidy to some shit i gotta do something because it inhabitant for me out here anyway sluts plough ahead here our his story that somebody sent me here is the story that somebody sent me that i find interesting i really find it interesting there seem you got these bloggers here on the u know bloggers sure we all do help

i even blood for a while till i found out that my space on them they could do whatever the fuck they wanted to with them but anyways blogger say they make fun of what celebrities where they say much stuff they draw come on their face they do all that tal area shit or whatever so evidently one of them at something having skaggs of new york and a fuckin know what it was but they basically trash supermodel i can't color supermarkets i never heard of her her name is less cooler call cohen this cool list cooler to live quietly the fact that the language issue that wrappers naming already forgotten the sick whaley i don't give a fuck i'm sorry sir i know you guys samuel that hypocrisy and i'm really like that that most deaf almah from night ninety nine was at the one black on both sides i don't know about

listen to two of the tracks on are at first it will beyond me it was it was beyond what my ear good fucking handle and now i have slowly caught up and now i'm really starting to love it and i only download it to the songs now i'm going to go back and download the rest of the fucken album legally the way so anyways are this list cooler cohen who were does not look like a supermodel i gotta be honest with you she looks like i'm hot mom who settled for less is now sitting there going you know i could have been a model but instead i married the deuce accounting and i have two kids and i'm in a cul de sac and it's not exciting of macaroni and cheese with toast everywhere they just don't like my life and you know what you know or go samantha and she ends up you know she has a

when that guy who hangs out the fuckin local bar has the cool car goes right back to high school i mean she just looks for them biggest swing index she confined within our area yeah now and then that that's what she looks like i want to she's gonna fuck while i she can't fucking out me she knows it fuck i am the money morning podcast county that is what happens is evoke cover girl has won a precedent setting court battle to unmask and anonymous blogger who called her scan on the internet i mean they basically paraphrase what what the person seti basis would have to say i would have to say the first place a word for this acquiesced in new york city would have to go to the school genteel cohen the blue gunnar anonymous wrote in one posting the blood since remove sense removed ridicule the former australian vo cover girl as a forty something who may have been ten years ago

when she was actually thirty six so evidently i guess they had been going on for a while and she got tired of it so she went to google and she soon to have the she wants to know who this person was who was trashing her so somebody sent me an email i can you believe this fuckin so and so does in this with the famous why don't you go cry with all your money and black but the usual shit that they say about celebrity i have to be honest with you guys i i can see both this story ok first and foremost the fact that she was able to get google to cave in and to give her the name of the blogger is kind of a dangerous thing where once cases like this happen you know it's this little fuckin whatever case a bunch people in all you open that door fuckin run through the door and back on that case and then all of a sudden

bobby laws where you can centre where people right and you can sue people so cousin the internet right now like the fuckin wild west back in the day you ever think about yet there was no banks there was no fucking credit cards there was no mortgage you just chopped some trees with your friends and your built a square with a for it you know shootin indians there was you know hang on my fuckin front here justice rate pillars all that type of shit that's what the internet is basically like right now and then essentially i think was stuff like this will eventually whittled down and you know what kind of hard to euro some of this stuff in offices horrible pornography

on it you know i'm not really under that shit i wish i could stop fuckin watch in it i was somewhat actually helped me to stop watching it by censoring it what a fuckin pathetic loser but anyways but then you can go far with this shit because i was seeing you guys know famous picture that iconic photo that that that guy who stood in front of the tank in tiananmen square back nineteen ninety or eighty ninety nine and it was eighty nine feebly was twenty five years ago that happened most chinese young people in their twenties if you show them that well they don't even know what it is what it refers to cause basically over there with their fucking police state is just a race the whole existence like us stolen ask can away back in the generals george george yo sift stolen would

you know is apparently psycho and when he would off you not only would he have you killed he would have some like a race you out of all photos i keep your your existence you didn't even first there was like documentation of it and that's you know that's the other end of this little cases like is that all that make us area but having said that on the other side just as a performer i actually love that that pieces yet little fuckin rat get dragged out into the sunlight ok because he met the at a level that our minds can't believe how bad you get for contracts to the point i never read it reviews i'll read i don't read anything i never watch an eclipse a mine on the internet i never do it that shit because people just they just write the most horrific shit that they can about you and it would be helpful critical on me because a comedian and look up

i trash people all the time so i can't get mad at it but i gotta admit do i dont want to read it so but this could she just a fuckin model you know me and i don't know this is like a point where you you know you're in the public eye and some are contrasts you but you know they start shit that if you actually had it in a newspaper you'd get sued for slander i mean to suggest that she's forty years old when she's only thirty six might not seem like a big deal to me or anybody else but that's a huge fuckin thing and the modeling industry and not only that it gets hey these fuckin industry people they don't know shit about the internet they don't know how to control it trying to figure it out and all it takes us a douche bag with enough fuckin people behind them and like all oh this is what everybody's thinking so this fucking twat is writing this stuff about her and she's actually potentially

fucking with her ability to get gigs so i'm not saying that the person should be able to do that but if you're gonna do something that had somebody at least you now have the balls to put your name there you know and that's what i like this now this post is gonna get dragged out there and hopefully people would know who the fuck she is in gets to see what it feels like because then people are gonna be gone off on her you know cosette it turned out that there was one of this this this models friends which i think is fuckin hilarious you not how awful in where'd you now does she feel right now the worst thing is i bet she cried i'm sorry i'm just going through some things and you just so beautiful and i dont know items themselves there is just one cry their way out of that shit will i think tat with guys it doesnt work with women because they did this fuckin superman

chick she probably does that shit chateau oh sir i do colleague keep these gary i didn't want to cut believer fuckin bikini shot you know shit doesn't work on you don't owe me debbie like trying to use force against yoda he knows what the fuck you do something is great i hope she just fuckin stares at over this blubbering fucking coward you know how did i really just use a fuckin word whatever fuck a little you know what this is the difference between what i do is look at me i'm goin off on this girl right now but you know i don't fuck and nor are right to justify my ball i am so full of shit right is ongoing if i may i dont know her and also my name is on this podcast so need to see me you know what the fuck i am and then i got shit on the internet that she could then go comment on your right aren't i

other than that fucking piece of shit i don't think i am a good jesus christ they got the same person all right so if that makes any sense i think it's scary that that that this case could actually start opening a door for some major censorship in the future but then on the other side i love that summit who is talking shit got caught for i really like that and i just wish i could have had a video of that girl to fight the in junction or whatever the hell the legal term is realising that google with to give up her name and just her freaking the fuck out realizing you trying to get off that track when you know it's had a right towards a brick wall and she can't and then that fucking moment when she realizes that our friend knows that she's the fuckin twat who's been now that shit about her and then sits there going what do i do wonder why do i collar

what do i say and as she's trying to work all bull shit out her home phone rings and who's on the collar i d but this chick she called a fuckin skaggs you know what i better friend a distance fuckin list cooler cohen was act we talk into the girl looking for some comfort the writing always horrible things bobby one people write the thing and that fuckin twat chemist face god i don't know i don't know and then like silently getting like some joy either that she's torturing her and she probably you know ass she comforted her tried to figure out what part of it hurt her most i know it is terrible that she could do as gag i think sway worse than questioning if forty years old don't you or do you think the age thing hurts more there there there is based we figured out how to attack or even more i loved

she got caught i loved that's fucking great all right let's move on i didn't is this is basically and i went on a couple of these blogger sites and i gotta do that i've got on these please somebody's blog thanks bullshit i haven't like my girlfriend looks at some of em she's into that guy up perez hilton is it due to drive the piazza on people's face and i got it that's his fucking funny i write its childish it's it's not mature its everything that make something fuckin hilarious and die you know who the guy is you know his name you know he's out there there's pictures of him on the internet so people trash back i think it's a little tit for tat there but if you can write all that bullshit go under anonymous i don't know i don't think there's a right but what did you say the same thing fifty eight fuckin times we got it i saw it was so i went to one of these these blogger things and this is

i appreciate the people right they were going off on ringo star there is basically why is ringo star such a jerk i really love where this the jumping off point of this you know none of these people have ever madam i thought someone madame in an airport and they stem they said hey yeah a ringo can you sign can you see my fuckin t shirt and can you also answer me why you ve been wearing the same hearing for the last forty years that long one that's hanging down like kurt russell in big trouble little china ok that look was out in the eighties that fuckin long angling hearing you like the bad guy in some fuckin miss gibson movie are legion the jewelry of the bad guy are so david says beetles member ringo star posted a video tat today to his feet telling him that he will no longer be accepting any fan mail after october twentieth because

as too much to do and then it says what like counting your piles of money slow being down a solid gold water slide making or a gummy honey what the fuck that is our famous said that right origami out of hundred dollar bills and then says her here video fuckin moron people right because he's rich and famous like he's got nothing better to do just condemning the guys like seventy years old maybe he's fuckin wrist hurts from writing two people ok maybe you know he sick and he knows he's gonna die and he wants to go fuckin driver early davidson across the could give no fucking idea what's going on in this guy's life so somebody rights i've lost all respect for this man how rude and disparate full to all his fans he should kissing the fans ass sense

ass his since us fans are the ones who made him who he is today i nothing i fucking eight more than when fans take credit for the fuckin unbelievable talent of offence in a ring of a star like that really the fans made the beatles the greatest fuckin band ever you know like like any other fans could fuckin ignore what a juggernaut that band what are ya sergeant peppers yeah fuck that that had nothing to do with them thing if it wasn't for those fans screaming at their shows the ago that's you don't make em who they are they make who they are like this sitting there you guys are walk up to him go hey you wanna be famous get bon stage play whatever you want and we're going to scream and go nuts now they have two fuckin go into bars and they have to get booed

and they have to have shit thrown adam that whole blues brother seen with a beer bottles get thrown out here what have you gotta go to fuckin twenty years of that shit i she does hence they made when they were like twenty five whatever ten fifteen fucking years of that crap all right you have to have the balls to walk away from the safe life of going to college and get no fucking job and no one you gonna have a paycheck you have to step off into the fuckin abyss knowing that ninety nine point nine percent he never even make enough to get out of that stinky sweaty fuckin van driving around in you got it you but you basically you your life's savings in you bet on the fucking ninety two one dog you know that's what the fuck you do all right and then you have to come what you have to create something that so fucking great that that amount of people will pay attention to it all right you fuckin arrogant assholes disguised probably this

sk i spoke of an answer and fan males assign inaugurate autographs for half a fuckin century he wants to what depend down do that in his seventies you're fuckin watts j christ having said all that i will be signing my dvds and kissing babies after all a much you know what i would love to get to that level where i could use we like alison man interacting with you motherfuckers anymore and i'm so fuckin it's almost like you can live off the interest you know you have so much money you can live off the interests you money he can live off the interest of fan base that he has and no matter how much it drops off because he how can a cell in us eight by tens from that fuckin bangladesh concert he did with george harrison yet off another reason why wouldn't want to be him sign of fuckin autographs you don't owe me it's really

pressing to look at a headshot of mice of ten years ago forget about one forty fucking years ago you no enemy now no one ever comes up with a headshot ringo fuckin seventy years old potent and gay on his fuckin based from foot hey i got him when he's young and in his prime probably sits daily what's the matter might you know like me now about one i'm all wrinkled up what a terrible fuckin isn't ringo who the fuck was that no there was i know that was horrible if you have fuckin shred of self esteem you'd fuck and stop this podcast right now get onto somebody videos here this isn't a funny youtube video this is a fucking amazing video ok guys i want you guys right now to take out a pen if you and your cubicle slide over your little yellow sticky things because this is a long link and this is a i who basically explains the banking crisis and we're moving into like that

robot age where raw some of this stuff that they're coming up with like there they can like growing ear in a petri dish now talking about some lady who had like cancer over esophagus and they scraped off from some cells from her fergus put it in a dish and they grew her a new fuckin esophagus and then it goes all into like if you're into the bionic man in high cars in i boggs its they got a fucking slip on this thing this is the trailer fort with a show in this robot that basic looks like a turtle with me giraffe legs a turtle on stilts like dear legs and it is running of trotting along in this scientist walks up and just fucking gives it a front kick is hard you possibly could to the which

tipped over any other robot this thing just sort of does just goes with it like a living breathing thing like while kind of like goes to the side like you're not gonna running back as is doing the sweet and that guy dies and he hits him in his hip and it just knock them five feet sideways but he's able to regain his bouncing continue moving forward that's what the fuck is wrong a thing does so this do starts with the banks any ends with these robots and start talking about how all the day convergence of man have overlapped each other like like me the tatars homo sapiens in that type it whatever they d d at one point we exists existed on the at the same time before homo sapiens took over enemies in the wrong fuckin chromatic no noriega thoughts or whatever they overlap in that type a shit what this guy is trying to suggest is that the half robot person is going

overlap the one hundred percent humans it is it's the fuckin shit a boring either guys actually he keeps it funny so here is the link ok for that long trailer i wanted to do that you guys have time to job this dark adjuration watch it is fuckin fascinating its w dumb w dot ted like the name t de dot com slash talks slash juan underscore rica's e an hour i q you easy under score shares as j r e s underscores underscore mind boggling anderson or new if you don't give a fuck at this point i know but some you do underscore science dot hd em out all right and if you get lost in all that just go to ted dot com and

i'll go around the websites that i gave you was a direct link but you can go around the website i'm sure we can find a cause it sir you know as dumb as i sounded the other day jesus christ nea ah sorry what why do you look good you look really good why didn't you were in the room ok anyways so many ways what do you want with me what's wrong with you podcast here did you see the red light on outside the fuckin bedroom door that said on air i love you to laugh at me when i do this since she has the advantage of seeing how crazy i look i'm basically sitting here my boxers a t shirt and my little headphones like i'm doing some sort of pirate radio

and she literally walks in as i'm like a ted underscore slash back space what's goin on what the world underscore dot com hotmail you're really day fuckin loser how does it feel this is this thing is for me to trash people not to get trash one are you fucking get out of here get out is thank you sweetheart now beat it our let's that's fucking get this get this back together here stumbling out of the room laughing at me say you're laughing has it has really good email that i got so much

bill if you're looking for a sport a new sport i'm gradually get back into baseball by the way i got to support my red sox because they are they're gone through the dark days right now are right you know we want the red sox would do a good and i was just like our right i need to take a break for baseball you know then i had actually over the fact that they not doing well right now now now get out this is where the real facts show who the fuck they are so i'm coming back i'm gradually come up but this guy was given me a suggestion on our sports i should watch said bill if you for sport you really need to delve into mme you at sea and make an effort to become a serious fan i really got into it for awhile and i still really like it i just i get busy and on the road i tried it i mean my favour reality shows the ultimate fighter you know norman every other fuckin show you make bad sloppy joe when you get kicked off the show in this one you get you

i can ask you though that we get beaten off the shelf so i really enjoyed but always said now you're casual fan but the sport really is exciting highly technical and it satisfies a primal urge with men to compete beat on one another but in a somewhat state so and sanction environment i know that fifty to seventy five percent of the fans are meet heads and strippers a while that's annoying you just have to block that out and folk on the sport itself it it really is the future because it so natural and basic and doesn't require any superfluous around us it supplies i say that near supply superfluous there's no fuckin i and that he wrote super and then a few f l you o u s super good he had done to let's have it kid and they will those parents who show up when the

oh yeah basically a kids are more i know it sounds like you're smart anyways it says i really is the future because it so natural and basically and basic doesn't require any oh my god i thought i went past centres where this word is and i'm back to it again any superfluous rules and witness is just man verse man with nothing but physical fighting skills strategic act men eyes this guy trying to fuck me up encourage beautiful are guys you find a new thing that you can do to me send emails with big words that i can't pronounce pronounce this is his fuckin unravelling artless gets fuckin youtube videos this is a great quick you video that will give you a laugh is called girl gets answer very wrong please this girl gets answer very wrong that's what you search on you too

next one summit sent me this annex i can't believe i forgot about this work as i stumbled upon this one before these ones are fucking hilarious this on called eddie van hail and shreds and there's another one santana shreds and sickly what it is is you know there's a bunch of you know musicians go on you know up and coming guitarists and they watch all these great guitar gods and they watch the eclipse and then they re adam that's socks i give did five or ten stars or whatever but this guys i get event ale and is just a shit you just can't fuck with them so what this guy does he we place you play guitar he gets rid of the audio he keeps a clip of any van helen in concert then he plays the worst fucking guitar ever underneath it but he does it perfectly where if these figures are moving up the neck the guy moves

the neck playing horrifically so it really sounds like eddie is playing the guitar horribly but he put zander under eddie van hailing shreds so all these guys you know they want to see any shred than they just get this horrific video that not only is not any shredding but it makes them look like an asshole and then we'll get all mad do you he'll kill yourself broken loose eddies of god why would you do that our usual shit you know somebody it's funny is another another one funny used car add at his belt a d not a dvd alice a good one harrison ford my wife my family compilation there is another one this is an arnold schwarzenegger one that's great it's called aren't up arnold is funny and he is the last one i saved the best one for last sky has some sort of speech impediment he gets blocked i cannot

i've never even heard of it it's called tone toto t o n o t o at all i'm actually going to call on the european anthony show or if european anthony fan can you please tell them to watch this video because this is just right up finale this is one of those videos that i wish i could i could jim norton watch for the first fuckin time just just to hear what the fuck he would say right tone oh tonal tee o n o t o o and now and if you were or overseas does i gotta people england or or whatever sweden shit or listen to this thing check out the opening anthony show on online i think it's when a dot com where you don't wanna be great if i had the fuckin don't just just look for the fuckin hilarious nigger clip say eclipse up on you to open anthony show they hilarious look look for the baby bird that's a nice simple one to get you into the show aright questions

the questions that i'm gonna wrap this up question bill where was your first gig i first and to be robbed me stand up questions where was my first stanhope gig wade next comedy stop in boston massachusetts on warrant and street i was in a cup titian called boston funniest college student and every night each college had a different night and i went on i went up on my night did ok i didn't do great but i did ok and and that's it that's basically the story i've told it a million fuckin times but ass it next calmly stop hang on i just gotta know jesus christ let's move on here this is where i saw you guys i'm really killing a mess of your field did you have to play coffee shops and bars before he could get up get to the comedy club

yes yes i did it's always been grind to become a comedian i know you comedians nowadays have it way worse where we didn't have bringer shows some do what they have to do here and allay in new york god bless america as it was not their fuckin difficult it just gets getting harder but the criminal rose the tube did i to play com shops yes coffee coffee shops bars i know it hold that story where i played the second story clia laid out clear laid out later i know i played that i told story where i actually did a gig too story bar where performing on the second floor of this bar that screens for windows and right across the street was a carnival and you know that ride with without viking ship just rocks back and forth it literally look like a cock

into united they do that horrific porno shot where they do the underneath shot of doggies that's what it looked like it was coming right it's the window and was bombing so hard that i could hear was the people screaming on that ride right they again there's one for you and you always great was the guy i hosted a show he actually had a lazy i and ii he was really self conscious about it and he went on stage first and he was bombing and these two people are sitting in the front row and i just didn't give a fuck this guy just goes we pointed right at his face he goes what is wrong with your eye and it little they just every was really painful the watch me that guy's lazy i was part of probably part of the loan esteem that made him come a comedian ok like i'm gonna become a comedian i'm gonna get on stage people like me there's this guy just fuckin bam

and the dude had nothing he was carefully you said it was bad and then i went on after that and i somehow had even we had worst moments than that jesus bad stories this week bill when did you first open when did i first move to the opening spot wows get through college so my first year was kind of a wash ninety two i started march and eighty two and i will probably gonna stage a half dozen times very eight times twelve at the most it probably was by mid mid ninety three w b c and used to have this the same called the comedy riot and i want it you know for the up come and guy and after i won that but i was the first time i got a real spot on a tuesday night show on gmo let us show i got a spot

and i remember i was all fuckin eversleigh because it wasn't an open might shows like i'll fuck you know what i'm an open up on an open might show they norman open gilbert neither expecting a professional i was fuckin amber probably nervous and there was a huge huge but good night for me when i and i'll just doing a spot on a tuesday it's like that ingram no shit that's why flipped out when i was saying i see all the fans made ringo stars you have no idea like incrementally the bay be steps that you take to get to higher fucking level and how huge little things like that like the first time i got five gas money you have to bring it for a year and a half i actually got you know a piece paper that used to represent gold that really has no fucking value but i didn't know that then till i was like i can actually go out with this five dollars and get the number three it subway this is fucking awesome and you know

i love don't stand up so much that i you know i would drive domain from boss and for free just to get each time driving all the way back almost falling asleep at the wheel to go to work at eight o clock in the fuckin morning to go unload trucks and i was just love in life and one of the greatest things about it i'll do the job as a fucking love it so anyway next one is the worth your career starting can you guys here that fuckin we'd whacker i apologize is the word if your career starting to way the twenty years struggle of making it to the top what do you have made to the top but yeah do it was worth it the day i got five b the day i started doing it was with first falcon day when i drove excited that actual god had the balls to get on stage i drove home and i was listening to doktor nott doctor for i was listening to kick start my heart

what a child of the eighties scream and the song fuckin dexterously pumped up in my a piece of shit truck driver home i couldn't believe it i failed at everything else and i always thought i was going to i always said i was going to do this and i'm going to do that never fall through and i finally followed through something actually went gray and from the second i went up on stage and did it you know it was worth it and it actually help me you know and other areas like like night you know i was i went down to go to stand up and these guys were planned afterwards like our heard you play drums you want to sit in and i got off like a nervous cause you know don't do that for a living and i just i do what i always do as i just think ok what's gonna feel worse going up there and bombing in socking and make it and ass i do yourself

going home lay in bed not being able to go to sleep knowing that you pussy in that moment when you could have gone up there so i said fuck it now went up there in a way and what great you know plus get up there is like you know there's always other people who are really good in fact everybody else was really good so we cannot hide behind that fact which is the thing that makes stand up so scary is because everyone's looking at you the entire to you blame it on the stool are his last question that i'm gonna work start packing to go to sweden and i'll tell you guys all about it i'm really gonna try to do our part gas next week while out there writing a book circle around stockholm sweden how fuckin great as that day ago do when he asked me the twenty year struggle pay up it really was struggle i gotta tell you because i fuckin i loved and if so why anyways i lasting bill what will your state new stand of special be called in is there any way physically pass any physical any

a physically possible you could say tickets for me now this crisis even read this my boy they died a few years back in one of the connections my brother and i had was a comedy and each special whenever i listened to argue that get i gotta get email you back and talk to you about to stop this sir i can't and this is really get said ok let's let's start keep this up right that that's one of the dangerous i just read five good questions in iraq disguise fucking great i didn't read the rest of us adopt you know isn't that you nordic isn't it sticks me in a position where people who did not have a brother die are going to go all the way to get free fuckin tickets you know its brutal team scumbags which is why gotta get a dog so i get you gotta get a dark as historic they just stay fucking love you is now right clear course it is where gonna tail fucking love that goddamn animal

all right that's it that's a support cast for this week i think thank you everybody for listening sorry about moving the date in ontario but everything else is a go gonna be at the helium comedy club enough philadelphia the data to me in september and then i'm gonna be it the edison improvin dallas texas and i'm gonna be gore that monday night football game at the door cowboys stadium and don t what i'm gonna do a little thing i'm gonna try to cause i've been to the new yankee stadium and i'll tell you how they compare because a new yankee stadium was was amazing it just dumb it's what the old one should have been like his father never should switched it up i just wish when they re did it nearly seventy sacred given at the face without you know i don't salon fuckin story but but still that's no reason a charge of fans forty two dollars for a fuckin hot dog so one bit of simple

i have four yankee france is there really get raped at that ballpark ah oh and also focus not to say this so out there sent me now he sent me the rams tightened superbowl they actually gave me a dvd that has the date the two games they play here too it i really appreciate that and you know i got you know somebody sent me another thing was just off you know hip hop songs and i was thinking that podcast could be kind of a cool way that its if you're looking for something you can't fucking find it maybe so has it and i will be the interface to use can be computer raw abby shit if you want to throw out your email is something you lookin for if this is four ball you missed and somebody has a copy out of fuckin know why don't you use this podcast today there are three something out there and you know what else i forgot to talk about was the kegs writer somebody remind me semi email next sunday night

hey this sunday night say bill don't forget to talk about the kegs raider which has been sickly refrigerator then only holds a keg which i did not oh existed until recently and i have to admit a brief on pre enamored with it

all right and that's it that's the monday morning podcast god bless ali and i'll talk to you next monday