Hey, what's goin on its bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast in June, check it out on you. Just just see you doin sooner your weeks go on, to work, you not wearing a mask or a condom God, no clever Johnny, yeah. Do you think whatever the fuck? You gives a shit? Nobody cares it's over They finance ants God dammit. How many finance do you have to kill before the other ants? No not to come in here? So I want to know, put in a raid on the Euro two pussy way to kill How can it you know, and then somebody else gets it on their feet and a bird he said and then the bird dies and then Check right step that dead book silent spring that I was meaning to read, but I just knew, as can be too much of a fuckin bomber.

But what are we? Hollywood has made a movie about her. Swimming juices, like you know these pesticides great. But if you start you know he has set a more willy nilly out their rally. You make it really be fuckin up the wildlife they will Shut up and she got a fucking twat. Nineteen. Fifty nine go fuck yourself. I got big here. We here And you just never heard from our again and usually Hollywood tries to give these people voices. I'm fuckin burned out, but I got knocked Isaak as I get a bunch of shit. Do tomorrow, a bunch of zoom calls, come on. Don't zoom, Zuma, zoo member, that kid show we're gonna, give it a try. Why we're gonna teach you to fly high sugar,

it's a thing: there was a Boston, show right, zoom, z, double o m box, three, five O Boston Mass, oh two, one, three, four sanity, zoom fuck you! It was no cable back to what do you want from me right, but your long haired kids with stripes short someone a fuckin watch. That's what happened! That's what I did. So I had no fucking idea what what what it was and what it was about, but I can tell you this: it's Thursday, everybody! If you listen to this, it's Thursday September, tenth, two thousand twenty, and what that bad did it did. It would put it on and I felt Paul starts up tonight with your. Defending Superbowl champions, the kids City Chiefs They ended day at around many Fuckin year: drought, forty year, drought. Forty seasons anyway, They want a nineteen seventy another one in twenty nineteen, Patrick now he's trying to put his name in the fuckin

they all time Reggie got one always gotta try to get another one right, but who is going to try to stop that taxes with Fuckin J J? What fuck it Supersize Dudley do right es. I shall just a second damn mister Hobbs. Sorry, matter not, I hope these fuckin games are today. Knowledge of sports already sucked, and now I got two kids and I dont even know. What's going on, I know my fucking know England, patriots with care, honest centre, a plane. Fuck in Miami dolphins? Dolphins only plays that daily, sir, about figure out a way to split. The two games yet on the other. The season SIRI seized his rival say really, though each other well Six and a half points is the point: spread is the point: bread a bay has the saints right so

what the fuck is going to happen. All I know is we lost like five guys on defence, I know Our only viable option. At the wide receiver position likely last year was annulment and they double covered him. So we need somebody else to step up there. Ok, where we improved. We have a quarter back for the first time in thirty years, whose legs work, ok,. We went from drew Bledsoe Tom Brady Right eighty there that do Bishop for a minute, The late nineties that, due to fuckin, move but other than that yeah. It's been a long time since we had a mobile quarterback. So I'm hoping. As you hope, with any quarterback that he does not have to run cause when quarterbacks run quarterbacks get hurt

so we shall see what happens. We got all kinds of new people on defence, my corner senior, pretty good, but the defence are high to not dare that other fuckin guy laughed cup more people, I don't know the fuckin names, as our offensive line, we still have Shack Mason due to the right am whatever's fuck, a name is my just looked it up. I can't remember already I recognise his name and then we get. It just seems like all new people. The wait, so hopefully seems we have a decent run, a game. I have no fucking idea with the page is gonna be like, but I'm really look of. As a football fan to watch. Bilbil check design egg, plan I mean. Around the skills of candidate. If you can do a format castle, he can do it I can get bitten. You know again and then a most excited to watch Tom Brady go into one of the great fuckin stadiums.

It was already great staying. There was already iconic. The New Orleans Superdome and then ever since they re did it in the summer kept the integrity of the fuckin a rigid, structure but made it even just way better Mercedes Benz Superdome. Whenever they call it We shall say we shall see what happens those teams, I guess, notoriously get after slow starts. I have no idea what else is going on around the league. You know I could tell you if I didn't Fuckin internet, that takes nine years. Their blue blue, it starts always gives me a nice fuckin. Third. Of other juice, and then it just stops what to tell you. You guys have any say just students who how I can get my fuckin internet to work better out here over my garage, I am all for guinea, is, Eddie

I gotta tell you what the fuck I've been doing, oh by the way, by the way, a fuck itself, Ex lost a brutal, want tonight double overtime, incredible fucking game. From what I heard, I watched the first half of the game, and then life took over ok cooking, baths and all that shit an arm. Lasted double overtime. Once again, how big was that fuckin shot that kid Toronto? It they will going down all three: ok, oh fucking, three, any heads that would like point Fuckin four seconds left three point at all to steal the fucking game? How big is that, as this ethics are now facing a game, seven against. Yeah Tirana raptors. I still feel good like we're. Gonna win it because, candidate becoming been going back and forth since that three point two. But you know we lost two games, etc. I must of shit

we ve lost three less for more got there, but we gotta do something. I got confidence either coffins But Jesus Christ, whose wait forced after that is the Fucker Miami heat who beat the shit the Milwaukee Box speaking today. The clippers a beat the shit out of pocket paces lake Europe one over Houston, one fucking Believe that western conference finals clippers and later in awesome, I Roy shit all over the NBA hoop with this, pertains in all that, I'm done being this Fuckin old man. I really figure out why I dont like basketball, I've just emotionally built to sit there and go through the levels of ups and downs in a basketball game. The fact you fuckin team could be up seventeen points. Fuckin. Some eight foot do comes off the bench and his three three point is in a row, cuts the lead and have an excellent. Oh you gonna have time. You'll have a two point lead I

I can't handle it. I can't have it's like you get it's like you fuckin bipolar, we're up What if we got this book and game twenty seven to our guy, got tired out one or two aspects. As you say I care for produce. And then the final fuckin three minutes takes like fuckin half an hour? I can't fucking. Do I get it? I walk in and out of the room, I can't it's like like fast sport, get it over with rip the fuckin bandaid off this FUCK and guide them who buy it. I can't handle it again here. Speaking Aki Tap a. Once the first two games against the Islanders. A culture of great falcon hockey name. So I guess I'm fucking exist yes, scored the next one to one it's looking like Tampa Bay, but Dallas want so who knows? Who knows it can be in the west, but us.

A base, and they just look like best team and the show that they are in the east. So we shall see what happens TAT But bay, lightning looking to win their sex, Stanley CUP. Since they ve been a franchise. Since what like nineteen? Ninety seven, I want to say that on all ninety five, ninety three, when the fact that they come- and I have no idea. They wanted two thousand for something about a fuckin Florida expense. Shouldn t those motherfuckers wind, quick right. The dolphins came in and like what sixty six by sea, many too. They had of perfect season one back to back than ever when again, but whatever they still did it right, the fuck in Miami he came in and eighty eight I took a minute Twenty two years, but still is thirty teams they still got in there quicker right, this guy's all Gunnar about, say man. What if we all got the same team in a way it would be great man and then they

fuck. I want a couple to tree down there right away too sanguine. Am I talking about shack? One. With the with the guy there great players. They married to the fuckin actress there. Of foxes, nay Way way worker the a fucking ads my goddamn screen who, when they want to with him, was a one one, one, that's frightening injected the rap. That's right, I'm a village therefore, whilst Flora Panthers, never once shit fuck into The Florida Marlins onawandah fuck there came out sometime in the nineties. Bomb. They wanna fuck into world series before the Celtics. Even I'm, the Red Sox broke the curse. Let's go North Orlando, they should have one one but fuck it fuck. It shack, left and then

ok then, another big centre, and he left like the white. How would they both leaf. But that's what I like about you. What you do is in Orlando fear, For the six selection, The Orlando magic select Future Lakers Centre and champion, in LOS Angeles, that's what they do, the way I would never want to championship out there Why are these Wanna temperature period. I think he has right the lightning one. A cup. To have a baby buccaneers. They want to support many fuckin successful down their jacksonville what're. You gonna do but Emily get like nineteen down there, ten fuckin teams that they all seem to be doing. But lady Gaga. If I sees the expansion teams in its just like, why did you do this to us? We were

in paying to the attention to this sport, and then you fuck it assholes come along. You get into my heart and now I give a fuck and you can hold on to anybody. That's what I'm worried about with in New Orleans pellets, they already No, I'm sorry lost the fuckin jazz fuckin nerds out there in Utah, never changed the goddamn name or work, jazzy out here. Jazzy pants on, let's keep the name. This is I think I actually don't think that the Utah jazz fuck and win until they change the name of the team as what I think are right. The oil and gas there made sense. You touch makes no sense. They should do is call him the Utah thirteen wives, mind your own business, whatever fuck, whatever those people to utter paranoid,

The new Orleans blue eyes, come heads. What the fuck is, that Jesus Christ. Can you believe, I'm not I'm not drink in my eyes. What am I talk about? Ok, I have fallen in love with this vote could show you guys watching cobra guy. Please tell me you're watching it, it's the reboot of the original karate kid which came out when I was like an arrow fifteen. Sixteen years old. I love that fuckin movie, I gotta tell you something. I cannot say enough about how great this fuckin shows it is so goddamn entertaining it's just every its dramatic it makes Fine of itself, it's hilarious, it's sad! It makes you feel I am just I just fucking love it

cannot say enough about it, and I gotta tell you something: William Abacha. Absolutely destroying on this thing, Ralph MACHO destroying. Are they just watching? The two of them back on screen again and they Screw it up, whoever wrote this thing, however, it's just they kill in it. They kill us so many times they go to the wealth. They go back to something that work. And then they fuck it all up. This is the exact opposite of a might be too great a minute. I don't know how many shows they've done a reboot or or brought something back to life whatever that is. This has to be at the top of the list. It's such a good show me. My wife made a rule that we can only watch two episodes a night, so we don't burn through it. We ve got through the whole first season. If you're a fan of it. If you just.

Like a great show? I just cannot say enough of it. William Zaga is fucking how Larry his character is fucked, hilarious and sad and you route for the guy. I mean just the job that he's doing. Is insane, and it's is why have always said that acting is one of the hardest fuckin jobs out there, because This guy has been, good for this fuckin long and when I was growing up, they always had and play the same. Guy was a good looking guy. Who would you know What was just sort of toil for the person that you supposed to be running forward and in Europe. I always find myself rooting for him in the movies you don't I'm cobra guy when you fucking elbowed the due to me, I mean I wasn't route for their part, but I like I always that he had that he had that leading men, charisma source the now seem. Finally getting this is is Is it just a really great thing? It's such a crazy fuck in business who would ever think thirty years later, you'd get

see something like this Jesus Christ. More more than that at this point, because it was a You two series- I guess I'm a be here in a bar Brent arts is in it. And he was single judge. Watchments fuckin good lesbian, it's not worth show on you too. I'm not gonna watch. You know I go online. One you to buy. Why watch you know I watch fuckin, they felt championship, games, fuck it fifty years ago. I don't know around me. Anyway, you gotta fuck, it see you have to see. I am- hats off to everybody involved. In that thing everybody to raft macho hilarious in it Carriages only where whether, where they both ended up, is so interesting, It's just one of those all the great shows at ever watched within three minutes as like I'm just like I mean I'm watching every fuckin second of this. This is this is great It's one of those shows,

and I got to say it's been a minute. It's a minute since I've I've seen a show like this tat got me this excited. So congratulations to everybody in it. I wish I knew more. The actress names will ever it's fuckin late night. I just get my kids to bed so cobra I on Netflix, their God Netflix bringing it that's the number one show I guess the United States, a great story so check it out. If you get a chance ringing endorsement, if you didn't know what the fuck that was, that was a ringing endorsement, all right. I guess now. I would be the time when I would take a break to do a little better add reads You know what I mean Second, let me fuckin see here. Let me see if I can text Andrew The millennium goals may. We go. This is how much I've gotten into that fucking.

Ricotta and unseen, don't flashbacks delight are you kidding shit, downloading music from the eighties. Then I never even bought the first time. You know me like this, just as it did this weird fuckin thing: you'll see it if you young, when you get older, they'll, bans that you like that forbids shocks. Will you forgive me Logan pushes the list and then all of a sudden years like go by and Finally, our older, whatever you listen to it again, it just takes you back to their decades like fucking! Listen to this. There was so much shit, the eighties that I just refuse to listen to and less There were two guitar players a base player. Fuckin drama would double base. Just I was just in the metal. That's all I'm fucking! Listen to and- and I just missed out on all of that. All that others shit. I don't know what that well

missed out on all of it. So actually even though they have played in this music and cobra? I maybe go back to sort of that time. And I was just in some eighties music and my daughter was enjoying the sun the cars called. You might think, and I was psyche know all these years I ve been a fan of that band. I just I downloaded any their stuff. They just one of those bans where it's like Tom, petty its I don't need the down by this guy's music. His entire catalogue is on the radio, like they get. People just know how to write a fuckin song that every He's gonna like it just becomes pointless Stephen by their music, because. The second you shot it off you going to turn on the radio and it's gonna beyond. I just always felt like Tom preparing the heartbreak as you like that, the cars will like that these bans deadly? I felt they had eighty hits

so actually, when I downloaded some some, by the greatest heads of the cars, Yes, really like interesting music because its pop music, it is where does it really part, but it also was considered like it balls such a word such a weird time and music to with all that new wave, should I not from using the right terms, but, like with this weird thing in the eighties, where, if like there was a hard line with keyboards. There is no room for keyboards in hot rod meet there. Was this whole fuckin thing with that, but then, like the car, would come out and they had. A great sound and keyboards wall up in the whole fuckin thing, but the whole thing worked in like they they would somehow Pass. And I remember like, like

bon. Jovi was one of those groups that separate people like how metal you were secretly, we are like the music, but, like you know, I know been sketches done on this, but it's just so hard to stand up and play a keyboard and fuckin. Look I don't know what to do. I don't know why, when like fucking those early rock and roll is, would play a piano their standing up and play with their footing. Everything like that was that was still cool. You know, and if you look like a lot of the tar play as they were still in a lot of chuck, bury stage moves in that was still fuckin working but keep Lord Play is trying to fuckin rock out like Little Richard generally Louis and all them when they would do it. It's just. I don't know it just fuckin. It just did work and that was like a big fuckin dig with, like Van Hail, The keyboard broke, the fuckin band up the first time

we start to, I'm sure was a bunch of the ship, but like. When, nineteen eighty four came out in an open with, like a keyboard, instrumental There was all like these. You know Van Hale in Paris When, like there should be no keyboard. I listen to their hatred to listen to any play. Guitar right. Then, of course she was the elements fuckin killer, album. But that was like such a huge. Fucking divide in the music that I was listening to the keyboard, the keyboard is beginning to the end and then so many bands to listen, to their their hard core fan base. Hard core fan base. You know why The ban to live the same life that their living, which is they dont, want change they want to go to the same Fucking burger place. They still unaware that football jacket, they still want to stay in their fuckin hometown and they want their

fuckin band to keep the same fuckin types of songs in the same key with the same fuckin instruments. And that's why I find bands like say You too, that really sort of at one point just made a decision that ok, we have we're gonna stick around for the long haul. We have to change and know that we are base its like a rocket going up in space. You know in the sections burn off like you're, taking your original fan base and is action of them is gonna work has to this day. Like you know this fuckin guys my age, you know don't even like the unforgettable fire like depressed album was boy. I don't know shit about you too. By the way I don't know think about that to me the day they were punk rock, that's how far away from that kind of music. I was. I know that they're not, but my when I was a kid like. I thought that that's what they were

and we saw that had a moloch you now he disorder was wearing those same Army boots the guitar didn't seem to have like that. Growl, like the shit that I was listening to so like well, this isn't like. Lame. I kind of like this, but I dont but this is so I'll just say this punk rock you know it was was the kids up. The street were in a punk rock and they loved you too. So just assume that this was just part of that shit. Fuck. Now I don't know a lot of things. People. But I do know this, I'm fuckin. I'm exhausted, I got so much fucking shit to do tomorrow in once I knock it out once I knock once I get by just got to get past Monday once I get past Monday shake its normal again, although I think this weekend I'm going to be, good time you know,

stretching odometer. It's fuckin nfl football. What the fuck are you have to do when I screw this up every year is, I think, Yet to make sure I have the NFL package. You know when they're going to be like every other fuckin guy that doesn't understand computers and I'm gonna be sitting on the phone tomorrow. Call them up or what I can do is go to nfl dot com and just order it there right Doesn't like somehow, like my laptop interact with my tv, can I do that? then I can just projected onto the thing Do you know one year somebody got me for Christmas day. Get me one of these. I need help guys at this. This fuckin got me this. Jackson tee right now? Directv get me up? Projector. Is what they were called when I was a kid

it somehow, the tv goes through this thing and then what this thing just projects tv onto a fuckin flat service, surface right. So What I want to do is I have You know this. The side of my house. Is no windows and is where I could sit down? I mean if I could somehow. Yet the tv to be talking the projected to shoot it onto the site at my house, and I could sit there and a chair. You know underneath the fuckin. As p: nine hundred fuckin umbrella and smoke cigar, watch, a baseball game or a football game collect my family. I think I can really have a good time, so Does anybody not to do that. You I've actually get better to shit. I just sit down. I just keep fuckin looking. I try and figure it out. I just figure come up and give me this. They take it. Where is it

scores schedule, videos, teams, players, stats, standing, kick off and it fell network fantasy tickets, shop sign in. You know I can't do it on this fuckin internet. You know, I've been I'll figure. The shit out. I will figure the shit up. You can only be travelling when it comes to the next couple. We I'm gonna be out in Connecticut stand alone. Pasture. Tell him my jokes We down a new jersey, I'll, be travelling a lot and I wanna be watching. The The games, the and a challenge and an NBA how crazy this any shall play us: NBA, playoffs, baseball and fuckin. Football are going on at the same time, beginning of September. This usually its briefly right. And what the world serious there in October.

I don't know I love when they all overlap, so we see anyway. That is the point That's my prediction: what is your prediction? Celtics win game, seven against Toronto? I'm not saying that cuz, I'm Celtics and I just really think they're going to beat him. I don't know why and I'm an age a thousand years watching that I think the patriots, that's a tough one. This is a tough one. I want to say that they get an ugly win, because I think and take some time in all the and what the weather but to receivers attack. I can just be a fuckin problem and get some catches, and be somebody that they have to pay attention to them again. I'm and settlement right we shall see, prediction- and I think Tom Brady comes out with the wind to me no offense. I think it can be an epic battle him and drew breeze. The two elder statesmen in the leg Ah, you

eyes. Tom Brady is like the rolling stones right and fuckin drew breezes like Arrowsmith, like nobody talks about how old drew breezes the way they do about talk. Has Tom Brady Stoplight right the longest time. Nobody said that Aerosmith was old because the rolling stones were still play. You don't owe me commissioner, how old Aerosmith was fuckin? The rolling stones were still fuckin. You know ten years older than the kind of work done. And I feel like that's that's what drew breezes stone. No matter how old he is like Tom Brady like for five years older than him. Right. Does it make sense? I don't fucking artless, that's the plot cast Thank you to everybody by the way who bought up two tickets. When I go back east, I really appreciate that. I had no idea what was going to go on. I know a lot of you guys, everybody's fuckin struggling and it means the world to me that you guys still want to come out. See me I'm gonna do some parking lot shows out here. I plan to fuck go off

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I was just telling you guys I was so excited. I thought it was today, as I gotta do apply gas with somebody, unlike. Why did he reschedule for five o clock at their best Palestine in my body to talk me down? I do this tomorrow. I can't wait, I'm so site that Vienna felt by some college football to as easy as he suddenly stay a while. No man there without face mass, ah monsieur le leather elements, they don't give a shit. No, it is forty avi at the college. Conferences just broke down on party lines like if you ever read, say governor your definitely playing cards for Bob Blue state. Oh, I can't even mention the word football yeah, Joe Borg. Back from the pocket focus was the one who turned me on the devil ideas I got my god he's right, Jos great layers, com, a great and HIV podcast. Well, of course, the patriots, big story. Obviously Tom Brady Outcome Newton in now,

For me right now, I'm seeing the chatter it's love. Fest right now came noon. Oh my god! I love the organization. Bilbil check hyping up a player in the media. I never thought I'd see that the fan seem to be buying in, but I don't know man. How long do you think the leashes for CARE Newton? You just imagine a three interception game. He comes out to the press conference or in one of those hats and a scarf, and then just this city turns on him. How do you honey, less, listen, The problem area here is: nobody can see this thing clearly because they hated the patriots for so long and they ve done everything saint aubert. They took the moist Geronimo Sharp reason our locker room. That's why we lost by thirty five people hate us so much and they saw want- is to have a losing season that rather than getting into how much Finally, your truly a football fan. This is gonna, be to see Tom and Bilbil attacks. Separated,

and then to see what Belichick does with cam newton- and you know I receiving corps. As you know, I don't know where that's at we lost five guys on defense. There's a lot of stuff going on where I'm anticipating we start slow, and everybody in the sports taught media outside should they have given on the money that I think temper Bay start slow. I think this so many new moving parts people If they get familiar. I think you can see a lot of time and can you do with this stuff be like I thought you were gone. The inside you broke outside, and I've been early on that they're gonna be saved. Stuff like ours is a bad move about visa, be doing all they should. There were broken up, they were pervert furry. Tell what's gonna happen. I think the suggested a comedian here quietly organised football class precision in third grade. My dad said, I see tee company to pull me out of it. He was ahead of the curve. There would not be your brains out at their bell

what about the bedside full bit were he's a you know is breaking down football and it's like. Instead of avoiding the head cracking activities, we just developed a helmet, so they still do the head. Cracking activities, yes exactly so. I would say that what I feel like this, I think, they're both going to start off, not saying they're going to lose, but I just think it's going to be it's going to be clunky. You got to try to get on the same page. And the disease of the internet and twenty four hours sports news network to keep the play Spinning negative, they are guilty of, has more inertia. It eyes you to keep it going. Then happy go like well. You know just give a couple of weeks: So on an embassy forward to all of it and one of my favorite seasons, Rupert quickly of watching Bilbil check coach was once already, unfortunately got her in to see mad cows have come in and you watched him design and a fence around a guy skill set, which is

I mean: there's, coaches is greatest. They are they do what they do. Blood you when you can't do what they do than Europe Balance I can lie like adapt, so I think in the long run, it's gonna be it right thing and we can do is an unbelievable player I am. I also like that. We're gonna see who is right the astronomical difficult matters, maybe not the greatest organization, and Ward's, I don't trust the Panthers, but I like, I just feel, like you know There is a lot of theirs alone I mean we got, can be gonna lose Tom Brady, they get one boy you and you know it worked out. Well for the Patriots Gazette pissed everyone off, I mean came noon pennies on the dollar.

We already kind of know, there are some issues with the Carolina franchise before that so yeah now, obviously, Bilbil Jake does not praise players and that's the thing that you notice he's praising cam noons work ethic, so I think there's gonna be so excited. He finally has a mobile quarterback went from drove, led sounded, found, Brady I'd be narrow too stature about is slow is, I am, I think it's exciting to see Tom in. Tamper, where I heard they have a decent offensive, Librate Office of weapons in everything, but going up against the saints I mean, their division. I feel like it now you got through breeze and like that, like I just We feel this week it out, Tampa Bay going up against the saints saved saints solidified unit where I feel like Tampa like the patriots is, is gonna. It's gonna jealous decision goes.

So I think, there's gonna be a lotta overreactions one way or the other we are like isn't gonna became in time and under the arts gonna be like this was a big mistake, for both people will end the patriots Dave normally treated September in the past years as the precision and then especially with no precision them starting slow is not out of the realm of possibility and Specifically, get to that game opening day week, one there at home against the dolphins, who always kind of give them trouble the dolphins coming down. They always split against you, that we get up. But the thing was his days to kick your ass Alla time. Could they went from Barbary, seated, damn arena that was, I got almost a thirty year beat down between the two of them and then we started. You know split with blood so that we want a lot with Brady, but even with Brady in some of our best teams is just something about you: division, arrivals that they know. You are not afraid to hear. It said stop it in its also the greatest thing that the

A bell has its parity so that you know Every game houses well I don't love, would be. I just take it into the pile on teams are carried out. Eighty two games and then two stars becoming friends like form these super groups. It is great to get an idea just decide where we're all gonna play next year. This is gonna, be I'll. Just got the same, it's all been bachelor, it's very little about it. Really you aren't that far from it with the bubble. I mean the bubble could have been out on a giant yacht or like an aircraft carrier that just a bunch of guys hanging out, haven't a great like, which is fun and God bless them, but it's that you're missing the intensity that you give DNA. You stop the description before you explain that there's basketball going on in the bubble. It is that it's the back. It's it's a new world now other there's a lot of good step. I like what no lobby was doing and I think

Jerry Ferrara called the he before they are the play off so he's looking like he's. Looking pretty good lawyer, Jimmy Butler is one of those old school guys. You just doesn't give a shit and seems like you actually hates, guided out there and I'm so pissed Sixers. Let him go like we needed intense guy, like that on. Our team are back to that. Orphans patriots are no no no. This is I mean. How dare you interrupt football talk and passing the dolphins are getting six and a half in New England to me. That line feels way too high specially I mean the last game the dolphins play. They went in and knocked the patriots attitude will not out of the players, but out of the hat of having to buy for the players, I don't think they're scared to go in there and compete and again to your point, I think came, is going to have to struggle with the flow of the continuity and my aim is coming in. I think Brian floors is great coach, I'm on the dolphins catch and six and a half bill. It sounds like you think, it'll probably end up being a close game where you out with that one

yeah I mean I don't think you can really complete last year. We haven't it completely differently, but the dolphins, I think, but they picked up some guys. You got that that kid from buffalo I heard they got up that decent run a game. I I like the dolphins and the point that I mean I have to say. I think the patriots are gonna, win, I'm ruining from I see what you know. Two kids, I'm trying to make some money here. I like it all right. His bags they'd, like they're, just solid. I still. I dont know what the patriots have last year, our biggest problem at wide receiver was. It was adamant Was the annulment shows that it would just double him and weed last too many nobody else was a problem so that they could kind of shutting down by the shut down settlement is double the guy, that's what they did so happy, a problem, so I know running games are right, but I just think it's gonna be applause game, however,

however, the more. Billy, I can't Newton now Those first dance when people are covered Michael Standard cheated that they all I dislike gambling's. I will pick a perfect summer for no anything, it's right there where right number out, but I will I will take I am, I would take dolphins and I would take the point Kramer Year, Urals, team dolphins. I mean what are they doing when their laying six and a half their begging you to take the patriots, they're saying: hey, look, it's not seven and while I think can I do think, how could it be successful because he has athleticism because I'm sure that they designed a fence that will work from the get go probably allotted designed, runs a lotta red option.

But you have taken the points because I have no clue. I mean care moon. Has it look good in a long time, a text that I love that that's? Why we're gonna for not at that everybody is helping by low so open that I can stand in the pocket to hurry, defended a Mamma. Let's go in the camp as you take the dog with the points as well I shot or is it? Is it a trifecta yeah, I'm just saying I don't look, it can like he's and have let it now your I play. The position can run like like a virus. Even why and go into the other, the other game where Brady's making his debut in a box Jersey in New Orleans and again they kind of had the decline here where you could make a case for both sides. The box are getting three and a half point in New Orleans. I'm gonna take the box here, I'm I have a lot of questions of them for the entire season. I do think they end up when in the annex Ii South end, if you look at New Orleans, has had a history also kind of like the patriots, great team.

You know, when a tunnel regular season games, but they start slow like if you look at the last six years in the first two games are combined two and ten, but the two point went against attacks on that point. We live today how many players gone from then I love and over the last thirty years runs out designer rain after guys do not stand like dead at me. I gotta what that needs. This is my favorite tradition of every year, while I should so insurance trends from three years ago. It's great noticed at it. I just stopped the trans, I throw them out there. I mean a great guard setting a bill said when they weighed on their surface again. Settee named after a man like you know what that is, I won't say: where are the who's gonna be checking receives the keep that decibel level to seventy?

Yet it is it's no fans and they have a history of rigging crowd noise, but I mean that's a tough spot. I hear you shot but tough spot to go into New Orleans, no matter fans or nicer yesterday that any Annapolis calls a well a year, the colts probably a little some crap airway. Those he's never never trust a team that plays and it never trust a team unpleasant, don't either got to gather Seattle. Seattle stadium sounds like a doll. I went to a game there. Talking is loud. Is there like the way they design that thing man it's Emmett good on? Then they got away with it. You know you feel like you're in, like an echo chamber literally and anything you say, yeah. No, I said earlier in Seattle is like the formula. One teams is trying to find loopholes in the rules. They they found a way to make that stadium loud without a roof, so so bill. What are you doing in this game? Tampa vague in three and a half points in New Orleans feels like it should be a close game. I got crazy,

crazy game because I'm not my oh, my God is just tell me- drew breeze the sage at home, but it's Tom brain on re I'd tell you right now he's doing what your Montana did lateness, Craig, also new team

Joe Montana making the city a play. Our team did not when a ring, if you think that's not motivating this guy you're not gonna, come out their button. Heads come on, let's go out, I gotta go, I gotta go with talk ready and these guys got his body grant there. I think and Bruce Arians. You know you ve just been sitting there, the entire off season just salivating at this game. It means this game. Opening night means way more, I think, to the box than to the saint, just because it's not it's not a muslim for the safe, but in a weird way. I do feel like its aim must win almost for Tom Brady at least he's gonna be feel now pressure and is certainly a guy who's subjected to pressure. Now he does it unless it's gonna homilies backslide and then he slides, The ball down field, what bill

imagine you Jesus was you just give it a shared. You ve got six right now I don't know I was saying he feels pressure, meaning he has great pocket awareness. It was. It was a compliment. I was about it. I'm gonna bust these chaps, it's our target about civil or fifty two, but I dont even know their. Why don't you know a lot about you eagle one in one in your act like you were on the feed it? I guess what I applaud your quarterback for not few can in the hot, he a little ass, some of their higher still. God we to explain a sixty year that were here of all those, the the cell tat. We ve been sixty Philadelphia as and when they get the forty eight forty nine and I fell title tell us exactly and Chuck bed near Equerries Jersey is framed hanging in my living room, and I find a clip my fate when my favorite NFL filled with ever it is.

I say they bad network, but never again using my own plan. They ask you what you think about today's gave me guess: girls would words today's football game and you paid me quicker or like this neck. Take part guests in life. Might get your look chill even with his fingers like this now, oh, yes, he was raised from my own tat, Babylon Pennsylvania and we had a football awards banquet any came there. That was like the big thing: chopper nerves, gonna, give you the trophy and hands it and you write like he had that mangled hand, whereas fingers like ninety degrees, the other weighing on his thinking, was that only like. Ninety degrees, a thing about Philly I Lobo you teens itchy offence near that made me ruled against, and I was happy for you guys. I may I would like at the papers one, but I was happy that you guys want it, but then you guys, I don't you, I you want you guys alike, Philly fence you like,

comic that's just dirty from for dirty sake, shocking white, they, they robbed your balls all these years through batteries at Santa Claus, which is really just a misdirection cause. This stab and people to death on the web browser. Did you throw snowballs it? Somebody now you guys gonna Tarpey jealousy guy, like pure guns, are a little girl. I just feel like at this point. It's just like it.

Fast and various part. Seven minutes. If you run its course, while for I was against puking on the little girl I've, I was as it Eagles phantom again said, but you're right. It is funny how eagles, unlike patriots fans want, because in their get a ton of crap, but then Dodgers fans are putting guys in comas like crazy things go out in the West Coast, but they should during a pre season, forty nine it Eagles gay raiders gave no care so much about pre Sunday. We almost want someone gets than that of forty nine. Oh yes, we're out of fear of his heart and a guy goes. You want to talk about the ravens breaks, just like going around the parking lot. It's not a joke out here. It's the east coast is with person like the producers in behind home plate. Those guys are an intense bans, but don't kid yourself: there are intense crazy fans, roaming, the lots and and and getting into it.

Bill regime. You call him before we looked at eighty three sectors of my favorite team of all time put them up against the ninety six pulse. Moses Malone against Luke long. We shall take their data Yeah I mean it was so fond watching that that Jordan darkened Enginrie live some of those balls teams, but yeah, I mean there were plenty of good teams in the eighties, especially that could probably hang with those those mid era. Bossy J, I think he's gonna do enough to help out Moses is gonna, dominate, look lovely. You got that Austin strangler Andrew told me all,

they could never use. It nickname like that now pass in trying to problem attic, we're not going to use that you could not that's one of the greatest names ever that guy was on conscious when he went to the Boston got two different sport is based on this day. Our Danny Ainge still tells horror stories aria like playing joining us. What Jordan and contain only a guy like you for like a hot dogs there, although the guys you gotta, worry about the guys with nothing to lose the guys that are out there just to make a name for themselves in the end was a liar. Do that I was a play. What happened to him was yet what problems cut his career short, but anybody who played with them there was you know when that guy was on. There was nobody like him. You know why I put it to him. He wore the low cut drjays, he didn't wear the high tops, but even have ankle problems.

I don't know shit bet against it. That's the is that is going to be your luck, for we goin, take bills, picks and go again I'll do what I heard was the bet against the Patriots Baronne Tom Brady. So there you go That's how you heard it nice, the patriots are still gonna when they're not gonna come to come and your birth there and you have do you have Dear Bay, covering the three and a half we now right, where you with that one. I have them, or was they gonna, kick a feel goal to the end and not cover, airports. Anti camp was gonna win, I didn't happen, is going to come in, win the game outright and that's probably because I loved outbreak,

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twelve I'm doing this shit late at night. I just got done. After a whirlwind weekend here at the end Province, Orlando Florida. I would like to thank everyone who came out to my shows fuckin hard core man, This was packed on a Sunday night when there was Sunday Night football yellow Frankenstein, was coming back for the Broncos with his feet. Whose God Damn neck and everybody's once The falcon tuna be like. What's he gonna be like is Egon be like the old paint, Madrigal fuckin kill. Everybody than lost in the first round of the play often blamed everyone else or is it to be the new paid manning yet still want to face plant fuckin, long, dark and then go and White Collar Otto

I'll turn in his whole body to see you. I gotta say so. The man that mother Fucker looks he looked grave. He looks fine In fine for paint Manning is great and we should all over the girl, but I was totally respect a guy, a gallop, fucking great you don't look like Did he look like he was towards even towards the end of his career? We look like he was in the middle. Korea, as much as I shall all over that guy, when he played for the fucking Cause, I don't seem, go out like that. I don't know go out like fuckin bread farm, you don't I mean where look like he got rescued by Jesus. You know that when they just find your clothes on the ground, and so do that's what bread five look like when he got stuck that final time, Guinea was laying it looked like he'd, be like his bodies, Spirit just left go over when they went to turn him over. There would just be the Jersey there be no bread, five in their way. They go. His spirit went back down norland when

now we are to have focused swamps. I got to watch her but good, like maybe like the third quarter. To the fourth quarter. It was actually great because it was a bunch of stealer strands there and, Broncos one. So you know which is fun fund a what people get all excited and then lose. I really enjoyed it a dangerous, also watching, like how fuckin nut sports fans are this guy, He kept slap in the bar three times and then he would slap like this fuckin being above him three times completely out of rhythm, and I was like why Is he doing that and I realized it was like some sort of fuckin ocean They D, like I gotta, hit this three times than hit that thing three times the even it out because of I don't know he not gonna win, so he did that every fuckin time and they still lost they still fuck lost. I want to give a shoutout too that woman who came up with their fuckin back out by the way was tremendous. The the show everybody's got, nobody gets pictures and a drunk guys.

Me on the back. This fuckin hearty came up right I do the usual arm around the back. Here we go nothing but fuckin sexy back like that. Little kid from the boy Van used to sing about where? Where where there are that bad, bad man, man went, I always did just internal like he's like the cause mother, Fucker ever onstage, and then, when he's off stage starts talking, he sounds like a Deaf GM comic. Retaining a white guy. You know or he sounds like Tony Gwynn. One of the other twenty Gwen is the fuckin he's the black eye that breaks the stereotype of it sounded like a black eye member that from the J trial Harry always a black eyed sounded like a black eye and every what will? What does that mean? You know what it needs. You know I do Botswana? First jokes? I did. That is yours along gonna, fucking kill you. I was the worst Vulcan

happy asian ethics than ever, but whatever you don't say, you would think that it was a fucking, a black do right. Whatever stood by their joke until Tony going started commentator about baseball. We'll be like Yeah I sat down with. Ah I sat down with TAT way of job. Is the baseball live? I unravelling he's even fuckin. Worse than that. Even worse than that,. Eddie was over the fuck, I'm going with any they should I the tennis today did Serene Serena. The is derived commentary right now the balls going over and it just went over to go out and he's, like the fuck you know I was in all these guys I thought it was lady thought it was the Ladys itself. Minute. Tenesmus euro then go ahead and defend

Tennis, how its manly? Because you push through sheer splints, nobody gives a fuck. I write an erotic retire you're like ashen, could shoot me. I thought they were like from the same fuckin gene pool. Also this guy Novak died, the Joker VIC. He always fuckin winds. Everything to the Ladys. Serena Williams, did she, when that's a fund, Support Go to by the way I want to be yourself in a couple of times. You know me, Go in there hanging out with like bankers and then just regular douche bag like me, and it's just that that whole with I can better than you vied with their lives. White shirts, on what the fuck was talking about this this, I guess it's gonna be all over the place by the way. This is why don't do them at night? Ok, cause I'm all out a comedy by this time of night. Are you gonna set him already are more lotta. Kirby saw lies with tat, you sports commentators were suits.

Why do they were certain falcon ties with a god? Damn pseudo, unlike what you're doing, is eddies We have a real fucking georgie. What are you doing? Every fuckin based How did you get to where you got a city? like a fuckin real estate agent, to tell me of Vancouver One or not all right. Whose happy this week, always it with the football teams? You go see, Troy, Paula, Milo. You see him? I actually tweeted about this. This more twittered. However fuck you say he actually after you years of watching defensive backs gets stiff armed and thinking that there was nothing you could fuckin do about the stiff farm. Somebody please give me a clip because I want to posted, Troy, Paula, Milo solved the Stefan puzzle. This guy what is known for its their farm, he went he went out and gave Troy is still Farm and Troy simply grabbed the fucking arm, which is certain

Nobody ever thought to. Do like the big brother home, a little brother back and still trying to punish him in the ribs, and you couldn't do it. Nobody ever thought to attack. The arm was like some Bruce Lee ship falconer part of the body, Troy just fuckin reached up grab this guy's arm and did like this fuckin You ever see a mermaid judo fuckin. I don't know what. Somebody on Twitter said he did basically the alligator fuckin death row with this case arm. I literally it looked like the guy's armed like a fuckin three sixty any flip, this guy down on the ground. And all the announcer. So they just said something like it was some sort of arm drag, rather than being like the disguise just fuckin. Do what I've never seen anybody do before my life aright. She saw history, you saw guy kick a sixty. Three yard feel go on the sand: Just go forty nine hours and you saw the stiff

Is no longer a viable weapon thanks to Troy. Thanks to you what works for all of us the United way of showing the highlights right now this how fucked up this paint manning look at that We are, in short, those really ugly uniforms. What why they wearing that they should go back, not the blue, shirted one fucking guy! the unpaid man. Did you know he was gonna come back out, just be the exact same guy. What are you they cannot thereunder courts. When you upset you had to make the move, the guy's neck got fused. Look at him he's running down the Falcon feel this is ridiculous. High five and people. Ben Roth's, burger, happy feed throws a fucking pigs exercise the girl it's over. Paint man does look right now Falcons Jesus Christ. I think I was a better that Europe's economic redhead, you know we

go anywhere near Orange, that's fucking, Kryptonite was time you saw redhead wearing an orange short. The fuckin lie in its never happen. I just take a comfortable these fuckin hotel chairs Are you gonna happen me this weekend? That's me drawn erupted. More than just telling you all, you know what happened to me like They know: hey gather around what I'm going to have to watch how loud a fuckin talk here. So don't offend people, you know what the fuck and whole foods to try to make sure I was gonna eat healthy this weekend. Why these fuckin share so goddamn heavy at such pieces? Should they fuckin waterlogged? I just wanted to buy raisin brain and they have fuckin cascading farm, organic raisin brand. What I gotta say after eaten half a boxer that Gimme the Trans FAT One give me the way

that eats away my liver chasm, one's way better that one that has the fuckin angel dust on it. I enjoy that one immensely sweaty ways beyond status: hotels, fucking, neck, Hotel haven't you like. I said that, like you said it wasn't. Fucking nice oughta, I'm having a good I'm I'm a joint myself don't want. It is that I do right. I gonna lobby, all of a sudden is like fuckin twenty Security guys down there, twenty guys do fuck. What about our G3 look at this highlight. Work and poverty guys want to break his balls in its v. I are z, I not v. Are you gonna break his balls on twitter? You what he fuckin text me He goes. The saints are gonna win by fourteen today, it's a lock. No doubt at all. Oh Paul Paul is never unsure of himself release never speaks like he is he's. Never it's always I don't it's a lock.

Was never seen something that wasn't a lock. You know that's what he does the genius of what he does. He just says it's a lock, there's no fuckin out about it. You know And what it finally comes in YO, he tries accolades genius. Another very forgets, the other fifty things that he said was a locks. That's the first thing that he said That he's been wrong about. He picked somebody else too. I can remember who was, I hope he was wrong about there too, and I hope is listening so I got out of a goddamn mar the lobby and now all the sun is like twenty security people there and a metal detector right. It's it's like what ok. I? Why did this all of a sudden turn into the fuckin airport? What's goin on here and then the. Like I, was sorry to go outside because wait for my ride to go over to the club bright, What the fuck is with this guy?

dear mixer, this thing has been so quietly now. The sun, like any rings hollow test. Here we go beyond unprofessional. So they tell me off you go outside if you come back and you gotta go through the metal detectors. Now, I'm being pissy come so the fuckin guy from the club calls me and goes way add I can't drive and I go. I don't know you can't drive and all of a sudden the cops have blocked off some fuckin big shots come That's what I said you know. I thought it was like prince. You know, I'm not really think about the metal detectors. Icu fuck is this. It would have turned out. It was the president of the United States, Obama. You're funny I came road is first neighbours Obama, as his last name. What's his first name, Thurgood Cigarillos blue blood names, The fact is that by Iraq The last time we were at anybody call a barrack.

Wish? I saw him. I would have said that I can remember, accomplish Thurgood piss off even more. So when you hear the present would stay in my hotel sweating back in late at night riders coming back with some fuckin now fast food, I was getting around from my can J who May nine times to get a shout out on the podcast yourself. Would you like a desperate comedian Duncan nobody anyways, he's give me a ride back from Sonic Burger, where the fuck we came from, I gotta check. Berger fry the number, thirteen with coke, so we fuck go to Poland to the hotel and every you know. It's all these security guy saying Sir, like fifteen times and then saying I need you to that. Like the whenever you gotta security school, they always tell you that you say sir. I'm gonna need you to. Sure I'm gonna need you to not stand there.

Is that what you're gonna need your fuckin douche bag? I fuckin hate people who tell me what to do. I'm a fucking guest in this hotel. I was here first I've been going in and out of that fucking door without shoot anybody fuck off. Ok, when I need you to fuck off, we don't you wish. You had liked, like fuckin nine bodies he just sacrifice one every once in a while. So I just say that to a secret, response and gets snapped and spoken have, but I would just say You have the satisfaction of just not fuck and holding it in, and then you know, what's he snapped meted out by just grab another one out of the closet. Another pasty can torso until did onto my milk white logistics. About my day, I'm gonna. I need you to shut down, I mean how else do you say, sir? Please not stand there, sir.

Don't mind. I don't! I'm gonna need like all of a sudden, I'm your fuckin waiter, would you need more bread? The fuck out of here. You're, not my fault. Joy brought one metal detector, I'm gonna go and what are they would have a fucking door. I wanna go into there's been president's, my entire life, I've never fucked with any of em. Ok, I gotta clean, Record I was in school for a long time. At the time I didn't do well, but I never attack the teacher first time I'm gonna go fuck an ape shit, I'm gonna! Do it with the dead. The terror of the free world, That's what the present it is by the way look at it. You like, when you go to the Fuckin airport and there's airport It goes ok, we're border, you sound too. That's what he is on a global level. That guy doesn't have any power other than the fact he's got. Private chef and they can show

of traffic. They just fuckin shallow shuttle and around this, fucking head, that's gonna go are there and say that he's gonna do the right fuckin thing, but the reality is is he's gonna do whatever the fuck the but who can welcome and make it look like one do did it wants, Do that's what I think I like that you think I'm out of my fuckin, my. Why thank you had the purity of fuckin, my we think about that So I am standing here alone and my fuckin boxes with MIKE phone talkative myself with anything highlights on in the background and the same person, he's gonna get me a watch list. Now. How do I did you guys watching the Republican or the democratic national conventions? Did you watch that shit? What a bunch of fuckin babies

well, I'm just gonna grow up and stop blaming each other tried, take credit for flock and everything good that happens, and then you fuck and blame the other side for all the bad shit. When is it going to be somebody who just has the fucking balls too? just get up there be like listen. I know the last four years have been really fucked up. And there's nothing. There is nothing? I would like to do more than try do something to fix it. Ok, but it is just completely out of my control. You guys have no idea how fuckin big this thing is: you have no fucking idea. Dude! Andrew luck,. He just does not look like a quarter back. You know He looks like he looks like fuckin Jesus, whose fuckin irish golfer, whose doing well

Worry Mcelroy, he looks like Rory Mcelroy on human growth hormone. You take, And you know, and you get muscles, but your forehead becomes twice ass. Big too. That's really looks like, but good luck to four, why? Why do I do this. What am I talking about yeah? Why can they just come out? There be honest, you know, I love I gotta watch like these fuckin, these commercial republican commercials and this shit non food. Can Barack Obama, Ah whatever right and they go unlike since he got lovers the real estate. Collapsed. The problem is, I get all that shit was in motion when he came in right and I'm not even blaming George Bush for that shit. He didn't do that shit. All those can't do it the president but makes like four hundred grand a year. He like makes him

About as much as an end be a rough much power. Does that guy have? Why did they pay that guy's, such so little yielding the second reason. For that. Don't even a horse shit outta your public servant. I write If that was the answer in your fuckin head. You actually Leave that story when George Washington United Story, whereas George said I cannot tell a lie. These fuckin lie: through his fuckin wooden teeth is entirely. How did they get gallery? Was that enough? Either Paul six was fair back then I love almost you probably agree with me and I'm yelling at you like it don't, but whatever thats, what shields me focused? Serena runnin around crusher. You it's funny about her. She looks like a fuckin with placed eyes. She just looks like a dude analysed.

Can it's over? She turns into a girls. You, like she just Z. Does that thing which she put her hand straight up in the air and jumped around in a circle like someone girl? I just want to jump rope or some shit while she wanted than the other girl put a towel over a head start crying. I am not trying to be a dick. She needs to do something about that. Weave. Ok, she has a fuckin. She has some shit on Diana Ross wooden way. She looks fuckin crazy. She looks Troy Paula, Milo. Jane. I would say that your face. I was actually one time a lot So I went to some sort of show busy Party and she was there and she was one of them. She was for control. Be proportionate. Gorgeous The teacher I know, Serena Williams, could fuckin. Could jokes were me and they would be

nothing. I could do about it other than to be kicking my legs ass. She had me up in the air That is the move of somebody who has no solution. To whatever hold their read this just something about you noted is is when some, grabs you by the throat theirs not the abbadie goes into the flight mode so your legs already run it the second you get lifted up off the ground. You know, I think your body understands gravity and realise that at some point you come back down again and your body jesting, you come down on your feet, you oughta! if we start running away from whatever the fuck just picked you up by your throat anyways the fuck. Let's get back to politics and a second. I guess I got it. I can't be gone too deep into this thing. I gotta do I go

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Let me ask you this: I'm all over I can places this crazy. If I was running this country, if you are a construct Company or whatever the fuck you whatever it is, you do I have a burden, a whatever a general electric, a mom and pop. And you got some sort of governmental contract. If you fuckin did that bullshit where, because you know, taxpayers money in an email and you just start charging people like nine thousand dollars per fuckin hammer. I think that's a treasonous act and you should be you should fuckin go to jail. You know, I don't I don't get like others. What I think happened. I think Fuckin corporal, should take their money, they bet on all the horses. I ve got to talk to her since they throw money at both of them and then they go in office. Whoever wins, Ozma favour, they get a governmental contract and then their fuckin pay back is

look the other way when they charge nine thousand dollars for a hammer, and then those fuckin corporate guys give the kick back to the fuckin. Ticket terror in charge, and they helped supplement his fuckin foreign grandeur, salary, that's what I think happens and they were, sorry four years they go out and talk to Far more than they go, everything got that happens, close your and we, done mortgage goods. Wasn't where the other guys than the other guys come on law. We did all the good stuff a nose out of its fuckin. It's a joke to fucking joke If you sit there and one of those barbershop quartet, Fuckin Hats Euro holding, the fuck in New Hampshire sign your Europe, your fuckin moron, you thank. You you think you're in the falconer circle cause you're in there on a fuckin blue carpet cop the same. Color is the fucking toilet water of every fuckin person who tried to be rich in the seventies, never that shit people were like fuckin hd

Lou before HDTV Member, that there are very few Can toilet see just capture every piece of fuckin bacteria that bounced up out of the God, Damn toilet member, that shit. You can take a personal water would turn green. That was it Jane. When I was a kid people would take a person ever get around and look out then flush, the toilet, marrying a freak in blue eyes, so we for the internet, you know but but we want a bunch of fat folks like these kids today, some of vacuum, want to slap on my stomach round. The side like a liver shop, would like like, like an open hand, so that nice fuckin. Have you ever really be traumatize into a kid special stranger, feed, feeding, fucking know each camp ache

I would say that tubby me this fuckin slap alone on the stomach. You could do shit like the back of a day. You know. Call me will be one of the guys any Is my patriots one yesterday the FUCK Inter yeah. I guess I'll call yesterday the jets one action, Technically, it is yesterday's twelve twenty two way nobody cares built just keep coming with the fucking funny the monkey boy you know what about my Sanchez responding? What are you just friends? think about Jim. I don't know about that shit I feel like. If you if Sanchez, if he's real it means going down to take em out one play. That's almost like ice in your kicker, but your kind of doing it to a corner back. You don't owe me I'll fuck it. I just don't think too early TIM Tebow's, a fuckin winter. I love the guy, but, like I just don't think he's gonna make it has acquired.

Like he's gotta, run too much. She doesn't have good footwork and I'll. Give a fuck who you are like. You can't. You can only do that for so long. You gotta understand as fast as the fuckin as he sees in college football. You can understand that the end, Well, it's like most of the people in the SSC, don't even make it into the NFL. That's how fuckin fast! The NFL is right: now you think you're gonna go out there quarterback and start run around all over the goddamn field. Right and you think some fuckin thirty five year old, h g H waited a fuckin. Linebacker is gonna say their ensure ass around the falcon field. All day he hasn't, he isn't he's gonna. But they're gonna go back in the huddle and it is to be like next mother fucking who's got a chance to hit that Jesus Freak. Ok Anybody Knox about I'm taking out the Falcon Tony Ramos Tonight Stake House that Tony Roma women. Fuck is activity. Roma he's got a great need for stake house tomorrow.

Tony Ramos just picture of fat, Tony Romo way In his later on years, you know gonna fuckin ring affair, around a stomach and then a fuckin jobless, focusing just a guy. Whatever jets look good for our condolences to bills, fans, I know what that's like. Experience in a while, but I know what it feels like to be all excited and it just get booted with steel toe right near football balls. Start the falcon season, my condolences to Miami Dolphin fans, it justice system, the you know. You have hope You have that feeling. Ok, we're gonna turn around you down there, you don't you get the bite, the first Fuckin chicken wing before you know it it's over. It's that's the worst, the worst

and believe it or not. I actually got it. I have. I have to give paint manic props subdued. I never fucking do cause, I'm a Cunt magazines Abed football player, the fact that he didn't just join, he didn't pull Dwight Howard and just join the fuckin San Francisco. Forty nine is because if he jump that team it did. There would have been no reason to even play, look at you but Jones. I called it oversee forest, Fumble. Sorry, I'm going to highlights the patriots He got it just piled on the cottages. Thou dominant would have been fuckin over, but he didn't you know I think he's a decent guy he's also he's a country bore. He does want to be out there for concern Francisco with all that, all those homey sexual out there. It won't be out there right. He wants to be, they got on country bore Ebay. Bobo but I think dynamic into bore no others.

Run. I'm not gonna mile high stay long time ago against jets. The Europe. Fuck, it away retired and they played debts. Not there and restart a fucking clapping her hands and stop and their feet, and I literally got deuce chills. Europe. You think sweet Caroline is sweet, Caroline, pretty bad! That's that's! A toss up. You know what I say: Sweet Carolinas worse. I brought this up. Before the Red, Sox, France, who, they still gonna go to games. Can we please is slowly but surely get That song is seventeen just by refusing to fuckin singing people are making signs something about just now sing in their pocket song anymore. Please full of fucking God anyways is. We think about the Patriot can lights out against the run where they call in the box? I think a great on D.

I write a run. A game was great a week side. The got to go In that light, I was with nervous about him and when the fuckin Titans abandoned the run, and they just went into the hurry up orphans and they just kind of went right down the goddamn field and are corners, look like they did the last couple of years. I got alone It's about that and I know They only did that on one drive, but it was the titans. You don't owe me it's not fuck it. The forty nine hours is not the fuckin packers or anything like that saw that maybe a little bit nervous when now when that should happen. So I don't know but ass, Keith Robertson, because we worry about the gold of the fuck insuperable. He really bugs me, but I she can give him shook as I lost fifty bucks that motherfucker I bet on the giants like an asshole that, on the giant like a fuckin ass, I'm actually a fan of the giants, even though they they beat me beat my team twice.

I'm actually a fuckin fan of the jar. What's not too, like they stretched events there, a Fuckin class act, they wench happy and ships. Their part of the old and I fell. They got a great tradition. They're fucking defensive lie Men are the future. That's what defensive, Lyman! I think you're gonna look like supersize line backers they. Basically everything the jets. Aren't they of class they of tradition. They don't have. Some blowhard is a fuckin coach. Yet, Should I get should on Rex Ryan? You know what I read it. I rented. Fuckin Napa was sixteen. Ninety nine goddamn raping. One. Ninety nine Adam Sandler, should have been in my hotel room, telling me why he made the movie at all the coup. Stuff about the movie. I asked you rented, that's my boy and I spoke loved it.

I loved it started a little slow, but once don't be little. Adam Sandler became him. There was Fuckin Larry's irony. Like that movie. You know Fuckin out sailing about Adam Sandler movies, he This doesn't seem like it gives a shit in a good way. Like if you just like somebody puts them in the movie. They actually get the learn about Adam Sandler, as you watch like, Ryan Head like a fuckin, decent role, that movie, like a bunch of lines. And you just suddenly got out of sand was a Dan Patrick's in there The great job through the cast is just gonna die it is fuckin hilarious, Edna, Nick Schwartz, hilarious, as always, I dont want to ruin any of it, but you know you know, he's now, there's so much shit out there. They come and go really quickly. I give that want to fuck and thumbs up are right. There not be a cunt, in fact,

start looking at the movie, like you get that you thought you were gonna, be watching something like saving private Ryan right. It's a fucking Carmody all right, so it I'll take off your goddamn fucking. You know what, You can't take that offer just sit. There enjoyed actually really like the movie dago thumbs up to freckled thumbs. Up from this pasty, fuck, anyway. You know some asshole actually had the audacity to start. Sending me jokes, he said our than yours, this has to be somebody fucking around. This is This is a joke. Well I'll tell you what he says. Firstly, goes: hey Bill, email me back, you lazy, fuck! This above. This is one of my free ones, your eminence gas, is getting better sponsors, but you stick is getting weaker. Too many irons in the fire. I will write you one liner, tweets and then Privacy is an jokes that will bring people

out to your shows by your shit online and improve your act. Exclamation point fifty dollars, Each poetry, wanted them Have your manager respond Fuck yourself. Cordially than he says his name. So here's a joke. And if you guys think this dude is better than what I'm doing here. I'm gonna Hiram in pay and fifty dollars a joke. It is a joke. High school nineteen. Seventy two hey bro, Let's go to your house after school watch, three stages smoke some weed and light some farts too thousand twelve. Do let's go home, do some bath salts and Shaka, your sister, the dog or each other exclamation point there you go That's job number: I was a freebie he's like a drug dealer. That's how good his shit is. It's like the blue math on Breakin bad

this fucking guy he's doling out. You know what you mother, Fucker fuel, listening right now and you getting aid me shit for my delivery. Why don't you I can do me a favor and in record the jokes and tell me I'm supposed to say them and then I'll play them on the podcast I will let everybody decide fuckin blue anyways. Before you go any deeper into the the podcast here. With my old stick because they have too many irons in the fire. I wish I had too many islands or the fire. Ok like nineteen Hobbes, I have time for all of them. That's how few irons I haven't the fire, but thank you, sir. I want like everybody who came out too the Orlando improv- I don't know I did that- already causes. My third attempt deterrent trying to get some momentum going in this package, but you know I

I've never done stand up here and the place was packed We can, even on Sunday night with the return Peyton Manning Look fucking great All this is numbers right there. Nineteen for twenty six, twenty fifty three yards to touchdowns no winners interceptions, go fuck yourself. He doesn't have a fuse. Next is fuckin head. On a swell anyways. I want to thank everybody who came out when I had a great time. Fuckin beautiful women out here. Jesus Christ, gorgeous women, gorgeous women. Fuckin rednecks in alligators, that's what have do were so you have to look forward to. He spoke and girl. His last show came out right. You know people come on. I stand there like a jack S and take pictures with everybody. You know.

Do the arms around the back. I want do three and then the fucking camera never goes by the way. People. When you come up in the end, you could you just fuckin. Have the thing ready have the camera ready or at the very least. As you hand, to somebody else just just explained to them. It's hilarious like people in their turn He's love the hand their cell phones to people in their fifties. It's like you literally handing them like a fuckin lifesaver. They don't know what to do with it and then standing there with complete strangers. We ever arms around each other, smiling yoga but I gotta go now. None did so whatever. But anyways? Yes, so I'm doing that shit, fuck and power of women is just unreal. Some girl my I get a picture of my arm around back and I'm touching her back. She had a fuckin back out right.

And then immediately? I can't even think I'm a seventh greater. Tags show, common yeah became fuckin, speak. What for fourteen years old unit one, it was. I was, I wasn't ready. I couldn't like tell my body to be a guy. Just fuckin black. Ok, I wasn't ready, I just fuckin those expecting shirt and it was Fuckin woman's back I got flustered? How far can we is that forty four years old and I got flustered so they go. There. You go look at energy three, but what the fuck he did. Verde it's a lot. Dude. Cancel Christmas. It really. He actually say actually says Griffin, the third Not only has it like you, some sort of landowner,

His first name Reggie Barrack, what the fuck is his name. Bad. I saw no anybody's inefficacy Archie three, fifty eight fourteen times, that's what he's gonna become to me, give out a guy like that. You call me by his nicknames so many times and then one day meets he starts. You know some girl interested in an annual. Do you know what is there they fancy, but what first nineteen August checks, always wonder I wasn't Robert. Nobody goes by Archie. Why, well, don't even college kids, Robert anymore. The road that's a dying name, and so my name like Bill who cause like a baby bill. Whose less time you're hurt somebody, we had a baby boy, what you call the call them bill jurist And that, like my name's gonna, be like Winston and one of those old School Fuckin Ulysses name by the time, I'm fuckin, eighty Adams

I'm an amount that point, I'm fucking doing. Eighty the second thirty six years I'll be eighty right and that's it. And it will be thirty six years older and I will be fuckin. Looking like I'm re to be on MTV cribs, you know, but my head on. You're fucked up you have you noticed that, like with all this shit to make you look younger like nature? Won't, let you off for the head, you know cause the head. Is that's like your business card? You know it's just like a nature thing. I just can't let you still get ass at eighty zero. These disturbed is just too many fuckin people, They won't allowed Jesus Christ what little cross regional funding. Maybe I do have to me irons and in the fire kettlebells. I asked about this last week and we say bill. I've been using kettlebells for two months and I'm in great shape. I was always in ok shape, but the kettlebells

fit into my ideal work out, not time consuming fond, and I don't have to leave my house also. I feel I kicking were. I can rip someone's throat out after a few sets, not that I will But hey you never know when you'll need to exactly exactly but I can tell you of the guy runs my part Has actually help me out with a link that that Joe Rogan De Jure Rogan podcast put out, and I actually watch that and the other I am concerned about, is with all that swinging of the kettle bell and we're. While thrown out. My back, you know me, Do they have a video on the proper form before I just get these things in just a swinging. These anchors around. And am worried about, dropping it on my fuckin foot and don't even tell me that she hasn't happened right. You workin out with basic

well. You know what a care about looks like it looks like one of those old school irons from like the fuckin little rascals days. Where was literally just a piece of work, and I in that you put a dish towel around and had a hand alone, it is like dogs except melted into a ball. Ok, start fuckin what a great text, what a great tax girls back in town she got dog. Those another grating couple fans came up any state. They show the show me pictures of their peoples greatest, that's the greatest! U r t right now! If you know now, if you have a dog and even get a football you're, really fuckin Mason out there just did just fucking greatest the great they like what a dogs should look like. They get the perfect dog head. Didn't such great shaping looking a little fuck and horse, you know when you come here,

they got this way or run and where they fuckin before they run in your direction. They got. They got a lean back, you know, and then and just hurl themselves towards you all that fuckin muscle common area, you have your right on the Fuckin Rail Churchill. Doubts since it is run a right is gonna. Make you fuckin ear bleed. I can't wait to see my die when I get back ass. She has specific instructions from girl not to bring the dog down to the airport, because I dont get the same kind of welcome. Welcome, like she's in the fuckin car. You know I like to have the dog the house and then she likes it outside and I come walkin him like soldiers. I came back from war except I told jokes at a Strip mall, you know, but it's my own little thing right. Am I right. Next email have forwarded. The shit are we are for five minutes holy shit. This is welcome I'm flying alright fuck list bill. I would

My girlfriends house she leads to work. I can Find my socks, she says I have some. She says I have some just use mine and leaves I what God later I look for the shock drawer, top drawer right and I find this list with about twenty two thirty names on it, and my name is near the bottom now some have. At marks on them, etc. I Ask her about it a while she's initially upset it turns out to be her father list. While area for I have a list in my head. Generally made a blacklist. Who'd, you coin a phrase. She said she made it after. We got together with some friends drunk one night She then admitted to being somewhat of a whore her It's not mine before we met

But it shows me that she hasn't done anything since she met me with any one else. I do but ever, but I total He blew up on her and we haven't been talking for a few days. I also look a bit crew. De as to why I went through her door drawer. It was in an envelope. Yeah. You know what did it yeah you colonel creepy, but she would have done that to you. You know: college snooping when we do it. It's fuckin creepy anyway, because I need some help here on this one. Do I appeal legitimize she already has. Do I just safe pocket and forget about it. What's nears, take on God dammit, you know what. I'm gonna have to ask her. Take on that one, I'm not have on this park ass. When I want to go home, I fly Home tomorrow, I'll try to why haven't epilogue to this podcast

or maybe tack an to the following weeks. There is a great question: because I dont trust this girl. You know that won't when a girl is that fuckin free. And I know girls are getting married. Well, I can't we these free issue I'll, tell you why you can't, because you know after work it getting laid okay. I be sexually liberated. I still have to go out to the buyer, wrap it up. I got you a fuckin tap dance. You know like Me getting laid it's it's like somebody on Fuckin american idol trying to get that ticket to Vegas, that's what it's like is it for most guys anyway, to get laid. And if you get good at it, it's it's fuckin get off. If not, how did you guys have any time you want to fuck you can follow.

When I came up with a back, I nausea put my hand. I wasn't ready forty four year old guy, I'm Sidney's Barbuda. Getting fuckin talk. So that's what I will be worried about. She says she's a bit of a whore like I know that good thing or a bad thing are like I don't I don't know about that. One she sat down and she made a list. Jesus for twenty two thirty names, but this is the thing I don't know how old she is a right twenty, you know, for a girl. Twenty to thirty names, I dont think is even that bad. The fact. She was a noble, maybe even worse, because they they I'm not honest about this

they do the exact opposite of what we do guys. We exaggerate our numbers. They dial I'm fuckin back like like means how many guys you been with numbers is like when they put out Many people are unemployed in this country. In all they try to that number fucking down its a thing of black list. I mean I don't I don't get better. You sat around with your friends your friends all horse. You know and it's not like they just sat there gone. Oh yeah, you know. Forget it? You know Bobby fill up like the code. One aim of a fuckin modern name, range Rover. Whatever fucking people called kids boys. Now.

And then you know these checks next to warm up of like what she did with them or how good the deck was ad, I don't know if that's one of those things that they all fuckin do and you just unfortunately peak behind the curtain and you should let it go. I have known experience with something like that. This war, then a great me a question? I have to do with her and get into a fuckin giant argument, but. I run the risk of possibly getting a fucking preview of her fuck list, which I don't want to know about. I don't know. If I may give you see, I don't give a fuck it I'll give you clean good. Ok, what do I think you will find in up in a goddamn bubble I hope your banged enough guys learned how to fuck. I really do cause. I don't need some fish in bed. Just lay in there have in fact a lot of people. Great. Is that Gregg do you want to? I wish it wasn't flown. A lot of planes you know did is given

Ok, you got a girl is in fact a lot of guys judo shocks, a dick she's eaten green, beat as the trade of Euro, Do that sucks. Really sucks to you. Why are you gonna, where one of her sobs worked of Vienna with a little fucking Christian ball hanging off the back up a few bill I've been dating this girl for three years now, she's the perfect mix of smart ass, sweet good girl, Actually from me. That's my girl, that's exactly it! Basically, I be a gigantic can't too far, up what I was lucky enough to have delivered to me on a silver platter. She also loves you stand up in tat on relationships and to my takes on relationships that does anything for you. You don't go

can please me do this is for you. So what is your problem? You ask. I met her and started dating her in college when she was a DE one athlete within believable body, made tug my own dick for a bit. I beat our current starting and I felt I be the current starting NFL Kubi, who is trying to get with her at the time. That's and also at the time. I met her by now playing the asshole card, gaining weight was never an issue as before before she graduated. She was always in shape through regular practices. Since then, she's been slowly putting on weight to wear it. I'm getting noticed by my friends and family, any time I mention it to us, He gets all apologetic, but will never do a whole lot to fix. It always stop. After trying for a week or two

so that I'm not a hypocrite. I stay in is gonna shape, as I can, while eating real food and drinking real beer working out enough to maintain. I actually love this girl and this isn't a major issue now, but if I'm one guy They gonna asked the girl to marry me. I would like to know that the current trend will improve. Do I say, or the way, without sounding like a shallow asshole, or am I a shallow asshole now you're, not a shallow asshole? Nobody wants to Fuckin get with somebody was in shape, From slowly become a topic shit, that's not fair to the person that you with you. No it isn't! A white look every one thing. If she went out she had a couple of kids, you did that physical toll in the fucking months of hell that they go through each you gotta give em a pass on. The EU would be a total ass if you brought that up. But the thing is could she has even had a fuckin kid yeah she's, and around fuckin shadows, no mushy. You know you don't Will she go

How do you do it? Not? This is how you do it don't say it the way. I just. I would say: are the egg? one. Thirteen to three over the Orioles other Yankees kind of children not only go watch baseball. Man, I want to see the Fuckin Orioles and pirates rematch or sea, like the Kansas City, Royals, and there are they in their is out. What's going on, This is one of these classic years of people go see, it doesn't matter if this were toward a billion dollars once every four or five years. This happens. All that, right. So eighty percent of the time you know Gonna be Yankees in red Sox at such a fucking dead, such tragedy. What happened? A fuckin m l b announced- can have when did the NBA Anyways. What do you say? I think of you answer this question before. Haven't I, how did the gig just gotta be like listen. Just tell a listen: I love you to death were young, okay and

if we are really getting you just keep saying we were already getting on a shape at this age. It's gonna leave that to help problems, and I want you to be around. You know, I want you to enjoy life. I don't want us to be this couple If they listen, I get out of shape every once in a while. I try to stay on top of it. I can help you, we can work, together. That's a good one. You work out together circle on hikes. They love that shit, look into flowers, fuckin, bumble, bees and stuff. You know Hold your hand act like you being romantic and walked fast. Just do shit like that Europe look. You get one body, you guess you treaty right. If you know it's like Car get a car, you never washing your change. Your looks like fuckin shit right. To say, looking ass, your heart, you turn me gonna, wanna, fuck and bang you all the Guy

the time is right. In the sphere of good. I know you don't want to hear in them and is gonna, be something I'm doing that How can you let me hear that just maybe it'll tit for tat? No pun intended do it that way? but don't you know you're not in the rock you not the fuckin wrong like that that be like. If a guy was sober when you meet somebody Nava, some becomes an absolute fuckin drunk, that's not fair to the other person, so like I said I mean eyes I stopped short of if they have like you know a couple of kids, I mean these issues That is what it is: ok, they fuckin sacrificed their body. Do you get have the joy of having a child? You should shut the fuck up then, but I mean a birthday getting to appoint words like a health concern like they're gonna have heart attack or restrict God forbid. You know you did. You have to say something. Grandfather said my my grandmother. He's just say was a you better watch. It said, and you know what that met. You know it

that again like ten and you you know you better watch it all right. Any how's bill. I've watched you podcast since the beginning, but I can. I cannot recall you ever rating, however granting or pondering the subject of schadenfreude Which is german, were it's a german word that means take? joy in the pain and misery of others. In some reason it just cut if they're hang on a second, I want to read this one where the fuck is it an on God, Dammit Bill, you really the worst Because there's there's, there is no word for this in English. I guess the Germans to have a more realistic understanding of human nature, would love to hear thoughts on this phenomenon. I'd rather give you my thoughts on that condescending comment. There is for that. The english language is called a Haider dear hate

You want to see everybody else fail. You don't like conflict. People. When you don't owe me I guess Germans have a more realistic understanding, yeah or you're fucking. Genocide sixty years ago. Maybe that maybe you guys are a bunch of blue eyed fuckin psychopaths over there. Maybe maybe that's what it is. Can anybody write anything about this fuckin country from another country without being a cunt aright? but I must say we're not a bunch of kids over here, but you know take a deep breath in your car train. You tell me what you smell. No. I guess we'll just more advanced and you'll be too fond of several more realistic prospective really. We grew up behind a fuckin wall. We would at the same goddamn way if we try to exterminate a group of fuckin people, because we were too stupid, fuckin blame the right people, which is as blue blood concept. The top

what we all just join, hands and walk over to the Rothschilds house. What do we do that at some point, dilemma bill. Would you rather fight for chimpanzees to get out, Burning building I would lose out would lose to one or never be able to turn left for the your life. I'd rather never be able to turn left for the rest of my life. The monkey scenario. They have sticks and you have an ax dude gimme. And break it enough that a monkey has the strength of six men can rip my foot off my ball bag and then tear my face off. While hanging from one hour for the fuckin drain pipe. Were soon found. I guess issues. I live and acts in the turning scenario. You can never turn left in a car on foot on a bicycle, never.

Um. Yeah. I would I would obviously doesn't. I would never go left this way to go left by going right? You know you know, like all. I have to do. Is drive up the street. I want to make the left on and then it go right and I go around the block and then I passed the street. I was just on and make another write another right in there. I would actually teach me. Patients. And the other scenario I get to turn left I don't have a face: ball bag or a left. What so I'm going to say, I don't the good dilemma: don't even happened. You ve been up on me. I guess you know it's not a chimpanzee. What kind of monkeys are they did a little ones that throw their shit you at the zoo, those

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Now, where am I gonna be next week? Everybody my white trash redneck tore continues. Orlando As with the shit beautiful people, everybody had their teeth. Wasn't redneck it off there. Definitely we're alligators are right, but was completely wrong about you guys now, Charlotte. You know you guys gonna. Do you Gonna sit back a little Lando Fuckin show you up, you know, Gimme shit to do. I don't wanna be a shot in like I did this week, I got six fuckin weeks in Rome on the and I swear to God. This podcast is really difficult to do if I just stay at my Fuckin hotel room because gotta go out whenever I go out and do something I was making ass out of myself than I have my comedy my stories, that's how it works. Everybody aright that supply care for this week, New York City after Charlotte after Charlotte I gotta Jacksonville after Jacksonville I gotTa Cincinnati, go bananas.

But I have a week off and then the eighteen, through the twenty First and simple Sidney Australia. Shit. What's the name of the place, Actually were selling tickets so well down there, they were going to add a show how fucking unreal is at the other side of the world in the other, Fuckin heavens gonna be adding. God shows what is that people? That's the power of the fuckin podcast. He's not tremendous Adams. I guess I was worried. I was just going down there doing one show which has a lot of pressure to fly for I was down there get one shot at it matches. I ate my fucking balls and that is how to get back on a plane I fourteen hours, the other way Gimme, some shit, don't Sidney. Help me out guys help me out. And I have no life for the next five six weeks. I would really appreciate it. Ok, that's a pocket for this week. Wants it

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