Bill rambles about doll's feet, rat shit and Jimmy "Garofalo" Garoppolo.
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Hey, what's goin on his bill burn is time for the Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday. Monday,
podcast in just checking it on you.
Check in on you, like a friend like a pair
just call me say hello, you know I mean you know. One summit calls just to say aircrew.
Hello. You know,
How much is you sit near gone? All you want to believe it. This is so nice he's just saying a low. The thing is
the first seven minutes,
the first seven minutes you gotta be on pins and needle sake ones in common
come on Wednesday favour Gonna be asked. I never hear from this mother Fucker now we call age called to say, what's going on
blah, blah blah blah. May wine their fuckin way around a dose of Doha round the room you likewise this nice, he just called to say hello,
He's really asking me how,
doing in my wife for doing and then all of a sudden,
come started gray in o interesting. You should say that, because.
Do you like a huge about at the huge about to grant?
you know, I know it's a lot, I'm embarrassed to even ask you, but, like I just you know, I had a little bit of a rough patch I'll, get it back to you
probably by the end of the month,
maybe never worst case scenario,
I'll, never bring it up again, but when you do I'll make it seem
you're, the asshole like really
You gonna do this now,
Do this now in front of my family dinner
Do they left you years ago, garden, you gonna, bring that up get one of those fuckin guys, the matter what you do somehow year, the douche
somehow you're the one at fault.
You know that works.
People, you know they they don't take responsibility for themselves. Like me, you know
a fork in pillar this community.
When you know it's time to move, if I'm saying
tapers shit, you live anywhere near me,
guess what.
My old s, kitchen, my older
fuckin kitchen is.
They started the work on it today
So we rented a small house around the corner because last time, long time, listeners, you know we fuck and ended up.
Like smoker coughs,
Live in a house where they do want demolition, you just can't I've done it twice.
I did it once in New York once again
I was put in the kitchen and it was the ugly the kitchen I had was the ugliest fucking kitchen
You ve ever seen your life. The cabinets were like this. You know
when when they try to have like the flesh,
We are aware of
ITALY, less pasty person than me. You know that color its
white, it's not PETE.
It's, not ten. It's just that fuckin color. It was there
color counters in
five minutes, and then it was a dark brown outline on
cabinets with that, for it was like you know when they
the doll and supposed to be a caucasian die like back in the day. You remember that fuck. It was that for a perfect minus the rosy cheeks, it was
color right, like that
Laura that thinks. Fuckin foot, IDA, Doll, foot, colored, Kitchen,
wish it brown, and I mean shit Brown yet,
shit fuck and brown. Jesus Christ you're an animal shit brown.
Lying around the cabinet and then
Had this fuckin stove
like I swear to God, was from like this Serpico era of New York,
and I want to see the walls re, yellow light,
used to be a sun yellow and then that, basically, over the years faded into
dreams have died in this is your lot in life yellow and you know,
I could barely afford to get the kitchen done. So I had to be there and I was in a one bedroom apartment and they did the ceiling to floor fuck and plastic shit it in
it gets most of it, but the rest of it goes right to your fuckin lungs. I mean it. Just took
oh and ever and dumb.
But what was done? It was the shit. I was finally find
dont, but I not they forgot to do. They forgot to give me a little place to put a wastebasket me like a fuckin. Then they just Jerry Rig,
spoken horse shit that never made sense. I never even used it and I lost a little cabinet space, which is clear,
in any kitchen forget about when you got a little less fuckin one bedroom apartment in New York, so the next
I did anything left New York.
So the old digs came out here and now when
to rent and then gonna Fuckin House House, and we did the whole downstairs turn into a
fucking nightmare
cuz, my houses, ninety three years old. At this point,
we had all kinds of cloth wiring, we had all sense galvanise pipe. We had a gas leak, we just every fuck it,
the one point they were roads in the walls and we took the while there was
bunch of rolling shits in the wall. You know
when they listed that thing and I want to buy a data, they didn't say that data they they did disclose that you don't have to
This close to the perspective,
That all by the way
we had some sort of mouse or rat problem, and they
eight through the fuckin walls and they shit wherever they wanted to shit in. It was just ass. It was lit literally a should show so that took off
Can year to undo the whole downstairs was completely fucked up, not up to code. I took the whole fucking you to get that fixed banana. It's fixed so.
The upstairs the fucking were
floors were warped, I mean.
If you put a marble on my floor, it would role as fast as that thing that chased Indiana Jones, like that's how fuckin warped they were that joint
fucking balls. You know
by the way, that's the only Sci, FI type movie I can handle cuz. You know it was weird was like science fiction, but it was like back.
The day you know. So there was still like
peoples and my people walk around like fucking pointed ears.
You know, grab you buy you Fuckin Capua, and then you for some reason pass out, even though it makes no fuckin sense whatsoever,
Vulcan nerve went, but I mean there's nerves everywhere. What what exactly is their fuck? Is that, due to name Spock.
Did you have a last name? What was that
Logical fuck induce,
a move from the three stooges haircuts you have fallen. Anybody
diva fuckin eyebrows. There was a fraud anyways,
The fuck. I sat on the spot, not bit my fuckin kid so today today was
big day. So
than to look for some
place right,
yeah
a close and shit, that's it, but
supposed to hate to say that I actually packed up a bottle of booze amid bill. How many fuckin red flags DNA to see.
I took it
then, with me, like I gotta bring that, like. I forgot my checkbook
I got TAT, was delicious, delicious.
Bourbon called you Piquet. Yea, not mother,
good for you dive how fancies you piquet, you might be a whiskey. I don't even know. All I know is when you pay
into the glass. You can't put a foot
nice cuban it
because it's just that fuck a beautiful it would be it would,
it will be, absolutely
religious. Now my wife's for context,
Call me right now. What is the problem?
the problem. I heard you pull up,
figure out the keys.
Use. I sense that your laying down enjoying yourself is there anyway, you could get up and not be relaxed
We go doing podcast.
I can't do that dares to blood. What's up right, right
What should I go with cutie? Let's go sweetie sweep
eyes at too much. Is that two pandering one goes sweetie question mark normal g?
models for four fuckin boys.
Right roman donor Mogi right, they take their big fucking doubled egg eaten thumbs and they tried him. They did. They do the best I can I use
Oh geez, my
the thing to do is to use emerges with another man who fuckin for some reason will
get like homophobic
If you send them one, you know
And once you sense that on you, just keep sending more and more emerges in your gradually build your way up to that the delay
fuckin smiley face that's blowing.
Yes, that's a little heart. You know that
anyway, so we fuckin where
a thousand dunna the fuck. Are we talking about
Jesus Christ, what what the fuck does it matter where the fuck I'm doin it.
Guess, tells me garage their waste.
Fuckin hook shit up now,
downstairs she's out the driveway Irish anyways
Plan ahead, why why why would you answer it bill biology answered
when am I gonna, learn that you just don't fuckin answered and then
like where were you when you? Don't you see me, you just get it all out.
So easy, it much easier to say it. Then the fried
fuckin text to forget about then a voice message to NATO. Is it's a fucking something up space,
We pronoun so never makes any sense that there
Or maybe I'm a mumbling jack S day right now, who could not voice text is sharp J
Jesus Christ. I don't always are to understand it
understand him what a fuckin guy
pick me up in Scotland, both ball at Bob Bob.
Your papa well, ok,
you're. Looking at me, I don't know what you're you literally talking to me.
You prefer bow wow.
Anyway. So today was the first day that they did the did the fuckin the demolition for the Fuckin
the kitchen right, so I go over their cause. You know I gotta get some mail and I forgot some
shit like mouthwash shit like that, so I went over there to go, get the mail and all that crap
dude. I went in there and its unfocused believable
It's only how long it takes to build a kitchen, but to take one apart. I meet these guys. They were down
the tile shit was just gone
is what was killing me to see? No is itself grout knowledge. All shit like I was downstairs. Get them
wash, and I heard him upstairs. I bad bad bad mistake I have to get the fuck out of here
yeah. You don't hear that sound. Ever in your house, I just kept picturing
he's old revolutionary war nails coming out of like fuckin what they call it so
what beams when they call them. The main think, like you can't fuck that work is that wall is a load bearing war come and I want to load bearing walls so anyways,
allegedly it's gonna, take eight weeks so what's the over under on that guy's commodity football season,.
I tell you right now, like the, if, if you had a bet the over under on a home improvement project, if you
Tibet on that Vegas like the fucking over, would be off the charge you you'd have to bet a thousand to make a buck
and the under would be Broughton avowedly, never give you they're gonna odds. What you'd automate
so any ways that ship,
again today
and will finally get out we're gonna fix everything, because we had. You know.
Oh, you can see the kitchen in the Piper S, make a video.
And you see me on this little island, and that was back.
When I'm having an island was this this thing to have in the kitchen?
whether you had the space or not, and we completely did not have the space, and it now
It made sense. They had the sink up against the wall set up against the windows, the stove, instead of being up in the war against the wall was like the size of. Like I mean I could barely get a fuckin cookie sheet near you guys know I like the sweets dear, so
they finally getting rid of all that they're gonna open it up a little bit. Hopefully,
and set the biggest catch you, but I would just like to
not like have shit work, not have some big fat fuck hippo of an island in the middle push it up against the wall. The
so they get rid of everything by the way that the last people who fuckin put the kitchen and wrath
then doing it the right way and dig.
Up the old floor. They just put the title.
On top of the old floor, you know that thing: let's just keep fuckin build
On top of shit, that's fucked up right. So
and then we had this beautiful swinging door like this old school, sir
the door backward people had people coming
a at my talking slavery and make people uncomfortable. I'm talking just indentured servants he's a white people coming over the latest group of white people.
From my Europe will say will say this is a politically correct house. They only
same color,
indentured servants right so when they
raise the floor there that they cut the door, they cut it up top and it just kills, because I want to keep the
the door, but the skies claiming that this
The doors like that IRAN, because a lot of people read aloud the sort of thing get when that fits so anti
can they haven't. I take it off the falcon tile,
beneath that I'm guessing was, is a hard wood kitchen floor that has now been found.
Because of this tile another glue and shifted they put on it.
Taken that up right down to the plywood, which I know is rotted the fuck out.
I know it is because we,
the pantry in there I could, when we got down to the plywood I'd literally, could it like if I may,
the karate instruction with that you guys would want to take my class be like
This crisis. Did you punch true for layers,
fuckin plywood well
marinate for twenty three years under water.
Twenty three oz I mean since nineteen twenty three anyways:
gonna, pull all that shit up and just get it down to what we call the braces
Then they gonna look down. There is any wiring, that's fucked up! If there's any,
I said I fucked up there taken it out
not going around the shit that taken it all out and then they put in it than it the right Fuckin way and
I'm telling you tell
where gets this house after me,
our along I'm going to stay there. Whoever gets
fuck, it house after me, and I'm gonna have to do shit.
Must sustain it so long that the fuckin kitchen goes out a style of some shit. But what
all I know is when you go into the walls, is gonna been done right?
Don't have that fucking me, I don't know
me. Did you sort of half ass, something we not you,
do that, do that bricks and mortar fuck, the next guy, why would you do that? What, if he's a good shit right,
what if he's a good freckled fuck like me, you don't owe me
he's gonna. Stick me with that. You can't
so anyways. That's! What's
when it today tomorrow, I'm going to fly out to Durham North Carolina to do three nights, a shows with the
fuck informer,
man of a rock band for twenty years. Dean Del Reg turned comedian.
One of the great guises stand, a comedy yeah and absurd
it's because you know he's been drawn
when all kinds await, that's the kind of person I want to be around, and you know he
he's, like all those rock stars, he's fucking sober uniting the elder,
good stories, dont heroin with la enough
The lead singer, a fuckin, whoever pick a fuck. It
now, don't say Harold, whatever they did blow with the fuckin guy from quite right Coventry.
A breast is so restless fuck. It's all there.
So I got that going about last night.
Last night I said, and what the fuck is banned.
It was
funny, because I told you when I get when I went over to
in ITALY. I was just you know. I was jet lag and I always end up
stumbling on some sort of fuckin. You know shit on Youtube. Like the first time I went over to Europe,
since I've been doing the podcast. I somehow stumbled upon somebody who would uploaded all four.
Pittsburgh Steelers for
for wines in the Superbowl, the games in their entirety and
I just sit and watch than I buy binge watch him because I was afraid the NFL was gonna, take of doubt
and now.
Every time I go over there I find some packages, just my just end up in
We are part of the Fucking Internet, Wi Fi.
Something cool and I ended up gotten across
just think about back in the day, somebody up asked a question about like me. Taking drum lessons in Hawaii,
studied with an ice. I was, U Spirit is musics.
Store that was in downtown brockden uneven off its there anymore
There was yet another victim of August Guitar Centre
Tat reminded me that one of the big dramas are there was at Bobby sure, not saves they re sooner to our. You said
but I was accused of place.
Billy Squire List, I watch Billy Squire, those like this
great fraud, Manny, sort of straddle the law,
the great fraud, Manny sort of straddle the line of Fuckin rock band pop. It did a grey
and even the video that they said you know, took him down. If you close your eyes, that was, they had song in the eighties total hit song. They just said the rug, video and unfortunately, they didn't have another hit after that. So that's the last thing. Everybody remembers right,
you last sees your good. Is your last game right, so anyways long story, short friend of mine,.
Hit me up any mention he was doing to show
Frankie Peres.
Who, if you guys ever saw their time, I got to sit in with Dave Kush, Jonah
all these bodies wink wink
play highway to Hell.
He was the lead singer skies, just like a fuckin amazing singa. So he mentioned that he was gonna be be down, is a bowling alley. The FAO
Is it given I'd, never know the names of places its right on like
They would boulevard right red round the corner, for they do the Oscars.
And so he said is:
I was plans again to go down in fuck. It see you play whatever yadda yadda yadda and then he goes aim and you want to sit in or a song. I told you, that's my fuckin rule
for my Hollywood. My Hollywood out of Hollywood, I don't force by AVI
this crisis is a fucking freudian slip
I don't force my ego. I don't force my hobby on you, but if you ask me I will I'm going to say yes, I don't give a shit, how terrifying the situation is, I'm going to say yes, so.
Guy- will figure out the song. I said by the way man
guys way better than people remember, and I
does this Billy Squire, the lonely is the night and then he wrote back door. I fuckin love that guy. Does you want to do that? Song just struck me is funny
I guess what can do it everybody?
he's playing Ac Dc, Zepplin Knowledge shit in my pocket. Let's do it.
So I was text of my other body saying you're. Never gonna do loneliness and night by Billy Squire. There are like.
That's an interesting choice,
By new Frank he was gonna, kill it so anyway, so I go down there.
And he just as this fucking monster bed monster fucking banned a place like this sitting.
Turn up to play and they going do a cover, dazed and confused and the other.
Sounds like a load in their shit. Just a guitar player.
The first sort, no
of the song and our me like the baseline. I just mean somebody licks in it
telecast, just like Jimmy? Had you know when you first came over here, pleaded the whiskey.
And I was just like a fucking undue days and confuse, and then he fucking
see, breaks out the bow and I swear to god- may sound like the album, then the whole band kicks in
And the woman on drums, Valerie, Frank right
tat this house drunk kid. She says you know, get that shit out of their puts in around fuckin kid she's got a vista like kid. You know that what is it
the candy striped
vintage one. They start
making it up. It sounds fuck up illegal and I'm listening to apply Annabel negotiate. I gotta go
and after that, like you know they pass off one song to me after she plays right. This is just the sound check
I didn't realize that she was only going like forty percent
I'm actually get. I tweeted a video of our planet.
We too are mute. Math of all people,
I heard that she's gonna be doing something would dare king there drama, but do I gotta tell you when I fucking show started.
The woman that I saw at sound check was was light. It was, it was not
same person and I was blown away by the sound check. Those she
fucking, destroyed, fuck
store she than this,
began to set the symbols like twice now like what the fuck
better than anything. I've played twenty years absence
Lee
King was murdering on the drums and what
was common time for me to play the song I was sitting and I was literally getting the same butterflies. I used to get way back in the day when I first started doing so.
And up, and there was somebody Killin onstage analysis
comedians. Now this rather son, you feel like it two inches taller go like. I can't follow that.
So
she gets off right. They finished thing murders it.
Six, seven songs, and then she comes
back hands with a stick. She just like our Europe and my gear, Brom right. So I
The data we gotta play it does,
lucky thing when great, except I fucked up one major part right.
I think it ban on an end, and that is a poor with
bad drops out, and they
tar plays I done at an end and then and then on the snare on the floor Tom you in the base,
Play it safe, tango, gotta, just like
down at an end and that to get a good, but at an end and right eye
I forgot to do their part, so they get.
Our planet total rockstar goes bad at an end, and that and I miss my cue-
so it's just a baseball Aragon, Bubu donor
Google books.
In fact such a fuckin asshole. I think I literally said whoops give anybody for whatever reason you know
was filmed during that I've always get the fuck, and I find it very, but you might even see me say whoops, but I dont think anybody noticed they most surprising what
in song. Is this
and ended up. I was I was nervous about. The first part is the first time they drop out. You know he does all this symbol. Bergson couple
the bottom there in those things went off without a hitch. So then you start dude. It's all like I've found
in times of recession, will bear this.
Can you lose your focus? You just can't do it.
All those years I played you just play along with with like
of playing along with records versus just being. The only person play is an entirely different game.
If you sit in the sound check in the singers not sing, and then you really have to be fucking paying attention
yeah, I just once
past or that little fucking shit and I had the brutal bottom lick.
Man, it's all fuckin downhill from air. This is
pretty much straightforward shit.
And I'll fuckin freckles, as always at some point when it
no matter how well I'm plan? I always turned back into the pumpkin, which I think is up
Paul, considering this the shape of my head, but
it was our thank all those guys for. Let me sit in that they were fuckin.
Amazing, so the guy silent on and keys I apologize,
it's too are some young people and those like five or six,
pull up, they're, not gonna, kill us singer ass off. It was your fuckin ass, a man and that I swear to God in another life
in another life? The same way I would have done comedy?
continued to sleep on a futon right:
My forties, right up to my forties, like I basically did. I would have done that to try to make it as a drama is just too much fuckin fun
But anyways, let's get down to the fucking thing in hand. I save to the end ah shit
who the fuck watched a football. You know
the big story: Tom Brady suspended for games the Baltimore that fuckin any apple is called. What other always be Baltimore the indian Apple is called Twa, took a cutcherry air out. That's why we lost by ninety fuckin points which really
loosened by thirty. Five really is about seventy fucking point. You doped, so anyways
and now we got a backup, quarterback come in there. You know not only
Do we win the fight
can called lose. You know it's the greatest thing about it,
we got another matinee idlers quarterback.
That guy look. He does not have the looks of a backup, quarterback right, he looks
the fucking lead and all those coming of age, eighties movies that guy's date, and to check that the nerd wants to go out with right that fuckin guy.
This is this: what Indianapolis you're never going to understand our quarterback?
is better than your quarterback. Backup is better than your quarterback. There better look in their better in the clutch. They got more jewelry over the
How do you like that, Jim or say what the fuck you get a bitch about now?
I love it. I love all all Jimmy S. Do it
get one more victory. Fuckin terror
Tom comes back all falcons, you know
in anger, snort, not of his fuckin flared out, nostrils a nice pissed off thirty. Eight year Old Tom Brady Cover backed fifth game of the season together.
Can any apple is called the all factions
bank and they deserve it's gonna be tremendous. I can't walk away
Can you imagine
the dream of all dreams of patriots go foreigner and the fucking
Let's go! Oh for that. We hang that FIFA was around their fuckin head.
And I guarantee you they'll, be some sort of fuckin rule change, spearheaded
By GM or say, I'm telling you
they deem the biggest both
yet suspension of all fuckin time?
is bullshit suspense of all time. Fuckin vikings, heat up the ball get fifty thousand dollar fine. That's it! Jesus fucking Christ, up
Oh Tom, Brady, what this is
is matinee, good, looks and supermodel wife in his
hundreds of millions of dollars, this poor, bastard tested.
Sit there and rest
He's gonna come back, fresh is a daisy, it's gonna drive
is gonna drive called fence nuts. Do you have any idea how clear his poor are, gonna be having
sweated for four
work and games. All cult fans
shit right now. What
he's gonna be rusty.
Tarbaby rusty is better than any Indianapolis called for
quarterback in the history of there being an Indianapolis night. Do you want to go back to Baltimore? They
Johnny Unitas, a right, but Baltimore is a real fucking football. Tough!
which is why this
Baltimore such a great football town. They accepted
The sad SAT Cleveland Browns and this
they went there. What happened? The whole fucking
they turned around
think turned around. They got out of the pollution
and the Vice of Cleveland and look what the fuck happened. You don't owe me, but there's hope now
for the start up Cleveland Brands,
sort of the Gallagher part two of the cliff
browser right.
The Raven sold their actual
the original Browed so direct to the fucking, the junior. What's right and now
the Cleveland they now they want to fucking championship right now, all they need like this year, I'm jumping on. I got to jump on the fucking red Sox bandwagon this. How much I'm on the bandwagon, I'm going to name every red sock. I know right now. Alright, big papi and Pedroia
that's all I fucked you know, I told you
like fucking, two thousand ten, you know
By then, like the ninety, it's fuckin person had test
deposit for roads and I gave up on baseball just like I e the fuckin make
shit legal.
Get it out of the game. I am so sick. It getting excited about shit that six years you tell me, doesn't really come so.
You know this is the best time of buccaneer. I can't wait.
And my tooth
First team is obviously the Red
ox and then my second team is the Cleveland Indians and then, of course, I got room for the cup, so I'm not a bad guy roof my obtain and who have set the longest fuck a drought, a room for them. You can get mad at that.
I Ike an idea right now and I don't even want any money for major League baseball. I got an idea. This is for people like me right
we're all of a sudden you teams in first place in September. The only reason why I'm not paying writing
now for the M L B package is you're. Gonna make me pay for the whole fuckin season right,
This is what you should have come
September. First, you offer
You offer the m l b bandwagon bandwagon package right, yet chow
people for a month, I may tell you right now: you leave and a bunch of money on the table are right
There's a whole bunch of fucking special bits of a team like the Red Sox. They get fans all around the world, the world. You know, Yankee fads, react, defends, really have fans all around the world, and I just traveling, you will always see. Yankee gear
The same way, like all we hear if you're gonna see some fuckin
away. You gonna see man united for the longest fuckin time, so the amount of funding.
Money that you leave and on a goddamn table telling you just drawn out
the M l B bandwagon package,
You know you, don't you know what you let the people sign up and then what you do is what
routine. They sign up, for it
the gift you give em like like,
pre war, now baseball.
With their team logo on like for me, like a red Sox, one you put like a little salt there you know make it seem like I've been working out where in this fuckin thing for years, when I really
He's got it. You know.
Just a suggestion distraught,
out there.
Oh by the way, so somebody semi a great link. I should retweet. This is.
You know how the origins of all the NFL football team, so I went ahead- looked up the rams now that I brought up that question
How did they? How do they become the rams when they started in Cleveland, there's no rams out there
sheep, whatever the fuck, they call him
this turns out. Somebody related to the people that bought the team was a big fan of this college team.
Love you will realise this for the first, like I think, decade and a half or so of farm,
Couple of decades, for the first couple of decades, college
Football.
Was way bigger than than the pros the pros was considered, boring and that an old guys and no one gave a fuckin all these colleges, because it already been playing in the thirty year had start had all
he's followings already. Let me know
state Michigan thing was already happening before the NFL even fuck, and took a snap. I believe.
Might be wrong on that has been a while, since I read up on that shit so anyway
the way that they,
came up with the rams. There was somebody associated with the first people that
a clever, ran franchise and that person was a big fan of this college programme and death
while programme and their their mass got was the ramps. They were very
successful everything so they took the sample
So that's how you got the Cleveland Ramps and, by the way,
Here's the sad tale.
Louis sports are right.
I read the other days, I'm goin off the top of my fucking dumb dumps. Why might fuck this up.
Saint Louis, as far as their football goes, there
have lost two different franchises now, but is it is the reason why they can't be mad.
I'll say, and I started to short sea Lucinda be rough. One you know is that
got the cardinals from Chicago.
Louis Cardinals started in Chicago the now Arizona car started in
cargo
and how they became the cardinals? Was they just had these red jerseys and they said
the cardinal red and then it just stuck with them, but they never.
But the bird in the side of the house to nineteen sixty believe it or not so
they started in Chicago. So.
This is like we re Alan came to the Celtics, and then he left for the heat and everybody was getting.
The boss, and I go with the fact that guy's a traders to that's how we get
This guy right,
sign of free agent. It just put it
sports. You to understand. That's like dating stripper. Are I don't
fuck and get to emotionally involved in that person are right. There,
whose figured out that sports
professional level, is just that it's a fucking business, so they don't give a fuck they bounce around the goddamn weak
so anyway, state they fuckin started in Chicago moved.
St Louis- were there from like one thousand nine hundred and sixty or something like that. One thousand nine hundred and fifty something
Eighteen, eighty seven, then they left
Then they got the Saint Louis Rams in nineteen. Ninety six and they say
for twenty six twenty years, twenty one seasons, and then they went by
to allay right
lay gotta from fucking, cleave and so well. I couldn't get mad because you gotta,
from Cleveland Saint.
We can't be mad, that they went back to allay cause. You got him from L.
You know, there's these. Are these strategic, these hoary stripper fuck Enfranchise, which why would be so fuckin perfect if Oakland ends up?
In LAS Vegas, much too,
fans sorrow
I mean that's one of the biggest hoary franchise of all fuckin time
the Oakland Raiders were we're gonna move to allay it's better here of fuck. This are we take us back Oakland and they do with
open arms ugly, when
back in with open fuckin herbs and look at him now now they're talking about other gonna fuckin, moved of eggs, that's a trap!
the steamer as a fucking travesty, I think tat,
the city of open, audible,
retain the rights to that fuckin logo cassettes the best logo best Uniform, Sir,
we in football, not all sports.
And yet
some are retained at the way the Fuckin Brown
It's a guy. You want to fuck you cleaving fancies. I got you wanna fuck and go to Vegas.
Could be the B. The Fuckin Vegas gamblers, you know, did open
And I felt would do that consists of fuckin pure
even though I do know it's funny, I can remember the name of that fucking game. What site that they were in bed with last year was a day
something or other draft kings. Member those guys
Everybody fuck and walked away from that shit because everybody,
pitched at state level. They like hey, you keep your gambling in our state. Is we don't approve that yeah fuck? You? You don't approve it. This is,
kids draft kings fucked up is dated, give everybody a taste if they gave every little taste of this scheme
like casino came the skin
Every state would have been in fact find with it, but anyway so getting back to Saint Louis, so they were too
its franchises. They ve never have their own. Now.
They were never awarded a fuckin franchise which call on right now he's gonna happen.
Maybe the next twenty years, when all freckles is sixty eight
closing in on seventy, still do what polyps still
when the podcast
still yelling at his fuckin, whatever the FUCK
Is it that the computer chip in his head at that point right? I think that
build a fuckin state of the art stating that finally going to get their own fuckin franchise. Ok,
That's some! Not some fuckin! You know.
It was some retread or some bullshit. Like debt write some old shoe, you put a new soul on fuck that they get a brand new one.
So then you move to their basketball.
They are the Saint Louis Hawks right
HU. I want to say, wanted championship. I know we'd beat them in the NBA finals, like fifty eight or some like that they fuck
move toward ladder
So they they lost one basketball team. They lost two fuckin football teams.
And then you that brings us to the Saint Louis Browns
Louis Browns were initially.
What designated I guess to be in Saint Louis, but for whatever fucker reason. They played one lame duck year in the
We like nineteen hundred something like at eighteen. Ninety nine assumption, like I said I read all of this stuff a few.
The ghost like of some fuckin I'd. I don't take it to this level, but just from
It was interesting to me. They fought.
In played in
one hundred one seasons lane lame duck in Milwaukee work actually called the brewers.
I gotta know how. Many years before the Seattle pilots moved over there
and became the brewers. I believe that so that they were before that
was I can't I don't wanna fuck that was the sixties early seventies.
But anyway say with a bruise for one year and then they moved to Saint Louis became the Saint Louis Browns. I forget what the fuck they were named after
they took the name for something else so that they actually one point had two teams in the Saint Louis Cardinals, which is still there
thank God bright,
and then they had to Saint Louis Browser, Saint Louis Browns,.
Eventually moved, the Baltimore,
came the second coming
of the Baltimore Orioles, because the first point
Baltimore Oriole T moved to New York,
it's called a New York Islanders and then they became the New York Yankees, believe it or not, the originally from FUCK Baltimore Self
It brings us back to Saint Louis right.
The Saint Louis Baseball, cardinals in Saint Louis blues right
That's though, that has to be the heart of the city, even though
you know the sailors blues been breaking, they fuckin arts every year. They still, you still got a level.
In the cardinals other than the Yankees have the most the most Jim
Egypt would like eleven I'll fucking nuts. Is that that's the closest team to the egg is still sixteen
eight, a half of winning straight plus one year, no eight zero, yet again anyways, so they ve lost to football teams, a basketball team in a baseball team,
I've lost four fuckin teams. Ok, I'm trying to have empathy for the same
those fair. But at some point people of Saint Louis, you gotTa
look at yourself and you gotta start asking the right questions like
What am I bring into the tape? What am I not bring it to the table that is made?
this franchise turn around and look up understands it be like we gotta get the fuck out of here.
You got no blame yourself, Saint Louis, not fuck with me
It sucks, hopefully, they'll get thrown down, get their own franchise some day they deserve it right out.
So, like the level a hockey fan of baseball fan mail
Saint Louis Vance people routinely say the greatest baseball fans out there. You know
as knowledgeable is Boston Red Sox fans without
sub chief score, I don't you feel it
Right, buddy.
Aggression, Europe,
So anyway, so that should be enough time right, arches. I did forty minutes available over time. For you, there
I want to say one thing I want to talk about us, so I buy watch the first Ramsgate I've decide.
Dad I'm gonna,
What a route for the ramps that there are! Am patriots fan but, like I wanna watch them out here, Cosette
it's cool manner, in the division with the cardinals. Forty nine is Seattle,
never get the watch. This division, it's fucking great,
and now sick a watch in charge of games. For God's sakes, Jesus fucking Christ,
This is certain. Does a certain level of fuckin?
masochism you have to have to be a fuckin San charge of it. I don't know what the fuck did. You know that stadium is
on an old native american grave site. I dont know what the fuck those people ever God they did, but Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, not only the way they lose the way they just rip those people it maybe they're, just paying the price for it.
Absolute most perfect, whether in the United States Senate,
ago, some ass. To give. What do you want? You want
whether three sixty five or you
What fucking sixteen Sundays you know of right there friend, you know me
I did make sense, I'm saying you the trade off the trade off. If you get the all right, they're Fred for sixteen Sundays out of the year,
three, sixty five minutes.
Sixteen is three forty, nine, a beautiful of absolute fact, beauty multiple would take them.
Certainly not sports foods- are. I think I've done here yet at risk.
Jesus Christ was that a fuckin was
brutal a what
Steve Young, said the funniest shit. If you guys caught a right before half time, he goes
if they showed egg. The rams have some high level.
Take, or something like that. Early trade for somebody is like a backup quarterback or some kid just learning
in stadiums. I gazed can stand on the sidelines in all the clipboard and you know just watch and try and learn. You know
Pause, and he goes
tonight.
I can't believe they, eighty five yards a total offered, so my dad, it seems to me, like they add a little more than that, but whatever
I'm happy for LOS Angeles to finally get NFL football back here. My condolences to St Dot Louis going to call her right now put the good vibes out there. The next time you get your own, not a fucking retry,
not the Jacksonville Jaguars movement in at the Fuckin Oakland raiders fuck Vegas we're going to Saint Louis. You gonna get your own.
I warned you, what would you call it
nice good, midwestern name once you do it already come Gimme some good names.
The Saint Louis, cheaper scrapers. Aren't you guys are so fuckin wholesome out there yet still racist as any other place, but you just so fuck wholesome are right that
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The last thing
A few weeks ago, some
was asking me: are you know they wanted to break up with somebody, and I was saint? Listen you get, it was. You know the person who has it down how to do the break up.
Was minivan men, podcast own
celebrity star Madrigal, but a few.
Have time to email, our madrigal.
Just listen to elbow cool J, big all, but.
I don't know why I ve never really listen to him when I was growing up.
Oh Mamma said: knock you out. Did she is that what she said a local j? I don't care,
You know I just wasn't into what is deodorant in his arm
pets when he was german.
With those white guys. I just I never got into it.
But lately I don't know
I don't know what happened. I just come on
my? U to shit, I don't know what it is, but I was listening to some of his stuff Y know. I yesterday I was tryin, remember like others in song. He used to have that.
Type: a guy you're there.
Type, a guy that what the fuck was that
I then I listen to what I can
I did, but I hated that oh, we feel part of it really annoyed me.
Like all that's why I've downloaded this shit
but then on the side they had a low cool j, big old. But yet
I play drums at Michael. Let me hear it distracts sounds like and I put it on and he basically teaches you
a break up with a girl that song, but that rap
or that that rhyme without, however, you supposed to say it a break,
down and just and like fuckin eleven seconds he sits.
Girls down
this basically hanging out like some sunglass hyper, some shit and some girl comes in.
Within insane, ass
and he does whatever guy does he stairs added thinks I wanna fuck that but oh shit, I have a girlfriend, so
as you know, does he sneak around honour? Now he goes home and he down, he says: listen.
I met this girl named Tina, ok, tedious,
a big old, but.
I know that I said I'd be true.
The whiteness up, but,
and I got a big old, but
So I'm leaving you.
Its eminence just fuckin air tight. You can't
with that
He was one hundred percent. I don't know she could get mad.
That I think
women so expect guys
to be lying weasels pieces of shit that if you actually hit him
that level of honesty I think
It would just be stunned. Just
the chicken the video like. I did think that that was bad acting. I think that they would absolutely be stoned. If you just came home and say listen, I met this girl,
I know that I say be faithful to you, but she's better, look in the new, so I'm breaking up with you.
Oh, what is the combat this novel.
Very likely your girl came almost said. Listen
I know where to go about this guy.
You know I met him at the mall is Dick is twice the size of yours and he's gonna bet a car. So what kind of a no brainer
a modern
What are you gonna do
what do you do with your little deck and your fuckin dominoes pizza itself? We just got a fucking. We now.
No go around once so well
I do. I get it.
So anyway, so you don't have time.
Two, I email our madrigal, which you should, which you should
just listen to were local J bigger, but
You gotta see his face because so I'm leaving you it's it's
I dont can explain it it's way, meaner than it has to be. That's what makes it funny.
Cuz, there's a way to read that with your kind of letting them down easily, you know, but he didn't. He just did it like
yeah. This is how it works.
So there you go. Look at that on a holiday.
Anyway, this is the Monday morning. Podcast, it is the end of may everybody
all right only days or in May,
Thirty days have September thought is April November, all the
to have a bunch of dates except from February. I go fuck yourself with your song, so get thirty thirty one
what is it April? Has thirty June? Has thirty maize thirty one or what I got
little thing I can click right here I have a computer. I don't need to think I
It has one.
In September? I for Christ's sake,
do. I have to click another button. It has thirty one days.
Right, so you had have you guys have until Thursday midnight to makes
at the end of may
two thousand twelve
right are you gonna fuckin relationship? You dont want to be in
Do you want to be in this relationship? You don't want to be an in June.
Why don't you celebrate the end of may by getting out of you fuckin relationship?
sit down and basically just
go with the yellow Cool J, vibe pulled her hand and just go straight honesty, and then
what what are you gonna do?
what's he gonna do they're gonna flip the fuck out, but
the die is cast.
The ship is set sail, the ball is already rolling, the sun is setting, the rain is fallen wherever
What you want to call it it's out there, just put it out there
Let him screaming yell and in your head is much easier that such you gonna be like. Ok, I did it. I did it now. Just gonna sit there and get yell. That
How long did somebody really yell before they lose their voice? Our ninety minutes
in an hour and a half hour
in the car list
to allow pool J driving away from nothing. I didn't want to be all right, then. I know I talk about. This should a lot, but I think a lot of people are in situations like this and they do not sit somebody dumb,
it just say so, I'm leaving you
If I was a local j and I stop selling
tickets gets and all I take the shit that would be aside business that I would have. I would take that
Little fucking rhyme that he had- and I would
Some do it for everybody in their life just made people who just right you
I mean the charger. You charge him a hundred bucks and he
write you a you know
four bars in all rhymes and
just get out exactly what you say it you know.
Just be like you eat with your mouth, open,
I know I said that it be true:
gee with mouth open,
so I'm leaving you
right, you get right down to it.
You mom is a fucking cunt
I know I said I'd be true.
She's fuck and always come on I'll, be in some. The runs was kantian. I got you got the idea, Jesus Christ. What do I guess the yellow these figures my boyfriend, wants to have his force can restored by the way
How fresh in new are these,
These emails here, just because it's coming from the female perspective, I love this shit right. That's it
what guys to email, but I would like to have a nice balance here
I already say enough shit trash women, so it helps if women come in trash guys.
Because of its being,
a balance here
my boyfriend wants to have his force can restored dear.
I wanted to get you take on a situation I'm in with my
boyfriend, I'm a girl era. A few weeks ago, my boy
of two years told me that he's become totally upset. These
circumcised and wants to restore his force. Skin visa
shipping and stretching methods. What.
It basically why you want to do this is because everybody they say that intercourse.
You lose like an don't some percentage of sensitivity,
when you have you for skin removed- and
All I can say is no guy can tell the difference.
Whether he has a force skin or whether he doesn't
because, unless you get laid when you were fuckin six weeks old,
you don't know what you're gaining a what you're missing. So I don't understand why you would do this, so
by restore his forced, envious, taping and stretching methods she goes. I know I know it makes me why.
To throw up just thinking about it,
and tell him, I think, he's out of his mind,
but I don't want to hurt his feelings. The thing is,
I'm totally grow stout by
the idea of four skin penises are gross enough already.
There's no need to make it even grocer
you know I am- I the only guy that totally agrees with that.
Is there anything more fuckin disgusting? Then
fuckin lasted for skin covered dick. I know what it looks like.
It looks like a of fuck. I don't know what it looks like.
I have just spoken disgusting.
I utterly. Whenever I get a reference.
Looks like an elephant dick. I get area, not just gross spoken disgusting.
She goes obviously, I can't tell him I feel
is clearly having a really hard time with this. He tells me that he feels violated and disfigured this guy
pussy, this
destroy this guy into the fucking pussy been get on with your life. You
It claims that force gains has a lot of advantage for both partners, but it's hard for me to totally by
that considering the fact I have slept with a couple uncircumcised guy and I didn't notice any extra pleasure, although I did use a condom with both guys.
Yeah he's fulla shit.
These fulla shit, it may be more pleasure for him. I don't know what I mean.
I think it's amazing that women will put a dick in their mouths.
You're, not the least you can do is try to tidy up down there. You know how but have a fucking empathy
ashes, discuss issues. Fucking extra skin yeah,
nothing more sexier than extra skin.
Yeah. It's like a dick used to be obese and then loss to turn away, but didn't have enough money to have that surgery. They get rid of the extra
Grows
other two paragraphs, people just just preparing you or not,
two paragraphs of having an uncircumcised stretched taped dick in your head.
Anyway. I think it's absolutely disgusting and totally weird that he wants to do this and I'm starting to get really turned off by the idea of sleeping with him, while he
stretching out his force kid, he told
he's going to take it.
To an elastic strap, which is
The Thai around his leg, I know
the fuck is he just coming up with this shit on his own.
I told him they should see a doctor before he starts to do this but doesn't want, but he doesn't think that
Doctors know much about this sort of thing.
Also he just gonna, take it in his own hands.
Congratulations, sweetheart, you're dating a fuckin moron.
This? Is the father you, children.
Coming up with the Uno taken an erector set to his fuckin dick is needed.
I have to finish read this
thinking of breaking it off with them really course you are
I thought he was a normal guy had no idea yet all this freaky shit goin on underneath the surface anyways. What do you think about all of this?
you gotta go L, L, cool Jake.
It's got a duty that.
You stretching out you fuckin, Dick
I know I said I'd be true, stretching out you fuck and Dick. So I believe in you go fuck yourself. It's over
yeah
grows.
Anyway. What do you think all this, my just by dumping, em away? Would that make me and insensitive cunt now it would make he was strong person arise.
Go with you got on this one, this guy
is trying to to do the impossible.
Like you said, fuck and scientists in that Michael J Fox moving back to the future, he's. Basically
you're doing Delorean bullshit with his Dick
and he doesn't want to go see a doctor and a doctor would tell him we can't do that.
You'll be funny those if you dump this guy right and it actually works, and then he searched screaming, like Billy Maize on TV with his is dick stretcher.
Then he sells for ninety ninety five.
It makes a zillion. The other point that devils advocate here you know.
There's a ninety nine percent chance you doing the right thing, but there is a one percent chance. You could be walking away from my a potential millionaire
Because I only be honest with you: if, if that, I actually pull this off, no pun intended,
people's this off.
And he's able to do it with some household material and then.
You know pink there. They are to make millions of dollars with those those pills that say they gonna make it dick bigger.
Which we all know it doesnt work because it
fuckin work. That would be an international story
and down, and then it still wouldn't work. Because then what would happen was everybody would take big dick pills, even guy
with big decks because they dont want everybody else. Catch up with them, so then
I haven't a little dick would then be like having a six inch dick S vote,
three age forage deck right
math work out on that I get back
up. Yet a six seven and dick you just did just regular
now you're, actually radio, you you'd, have a little dick.
So this guy actually Falcon is able to pull this. That doesn't make sense here
if he thought he was disfigured now wait till he tries to fuckin. Do this I mean his dick is.
Oh look like you know when those people put that shit their ear lobes they put
those fuckin
Circleville circular things you could shoot a goddamn fuckin,
Bow and arrow through somebody's ear, Lovin not draw any blood, he's gonna. Do that to his DEC.
That is not going to have that thing in their interests can be hang right bill. We got it s disgusting, Harry, what's Goin on its bill bar in its the Monday morning, podcast for Monday, joy,
Twenty fifth, could you
we look for the date there I kind of like was looking in June, twenty fifth Joe.
Twenty
I am actually cited cause I'm doing Sunday night, so this pocket things gonna be up. Midnight West
This time.
Continental United States,
which means I don't have to deal with anybody
Give me shit what the fuck you know. What
the fuck right back at you.
Goddamn move my way.
Lady, you have left this state and I m all alone now.
Ann Arbor, remembering what it was like.
No I just
my freckled ass
Summer foggy chicken I had
balls,
I d bone those ties to like a mother fucker, I'm such a stupid
I had a boundless chicken brush now boundless chicken thighs,
brought Brok agree.
I can't say that word without, I can't say broccoli without an asian accent. I don't know why I don't
Because when I lived in New York City and I was broke,
the chinese restaurant around the corner and I always ordered chicken abruptly. Ok, if I wasn't
scary with fuckin pray,
I would call up at once, while I would treat myself with little child
he's food and I'll call up there
hello number one, I'm like a number one: what's up, can I get it? I get chicken abruptly the MAGIC Umbrella, Marie
I never said that I've said that
so just in case, you thought I had any chinese blood in me. I don't I consent.
Those people, my friends for all the chicken in they made me back,
late. Ninety sounds like an apology. Like a corporate apology. I
had no deal
with number one Chinese,
I did stop in there on a number of occasions. I did partake in some of the cuisine that was offered, but it
Oh time was there any inappropriate touching underneath that filthy,
looking glass that I don't think was bulletproof.
Europe outside the chinese restaurants. In fact, in New York, where I lived anyways when I was on the Upper EAST side, Jesus Christ,
I mean it was like you have some either. It was either rusty, a rusty great between you and the other person, or just
the glass
stick or some shit.
I don't know what I'm Christian ignores aid with my dog.
Fuckin lay in there can you can get a goddamn job and, in all, contribute mostly jealous.
Fuckin skinny is hell. Do.
With dogs emaciated, dropped. Her
but the train- or I don't know what the fuck happened
it will be doing over there. Let's get the podcast. Let's
let us, let's get it back on a control. I did do shit anyway, so my woman's out of town
My lady she's out of town, so well,
you know it's funny. She keeps shaken in on me.
You know what do you do what's going on, you know:
and you know what it is, it's one because she, MRS me into, because they think that with
fuckin morons,
He just wants to hear I like hot what a difficult time. I'm happy
without you know,
Why are you not to make cereal like, like I'm, some sitcom fuckin guy right?
I was going down. I did that
in laundry? I made myself a healthy dinner approach.
No bigger than the size of my head is now please post to eat and die in some form of vegetable. I go fuck yourself.
You know what I had a great time doing it. I haven't cooked in you and you know why
because my woman is oppressive in the kitchen.
She loves cookin. Twenty time I got cook she comes in their she's. Looking over my fuckin shoulder just
you kind about their way. What do you think you're doing
Goodbye
can try to make your goddamn meals, while the nicest think somebody can do for you,
prepare a meal for you, just sit, there shut the fuck up and, let me do you think,
you think I did it. I'm a goddamn garbage kids format. You.
She's just me shit about the way I make my eggs because she
I'll show. You says I always liked it whenever make scrambled eggs or whatever like this too much
It stuck to the falcon patterns of pain in the ass. The watch
to wash I you know.
Look, I'm sorry! I don't sprayed with you know
fuck, the ozone layer PAM every goddamn time dripping with the shit, no one, it does a stick, em surprise. It doesn't spoken, sly right often on the floor.
Do you know what this is, what this useless into a pathetic man, whose site that is finally in his place by himself, and he can just deliver his entire argument without being interrupted so well,
only she wants to come back.
As much as she wants the place to be need. She wants it to be a fuckin disaster. She why
To feel needed,
She wants to feel that I am
walking lost without her and I'm such a
hunt. I am
not going to let that happen. This place
he's gonna be spotless, it's gonna, be
ready for one of those movie drill, sergeants. You know those guys
I get new faith. I do you know you come
we impose a fuckin quarter right off my god they face ever whatever the fuck they do off the beds
very tat would never make it. The military aspects be able about. Looking court Y Y, you spokespeople about a quarter, why
Does that somehow make me you know better?
fighting the enemy. If I can throw
Eddie change at a blanket and then and then catch it like the fonts Euro,
what happened to you, Sir, what did you really want to do get out.
Did you really want to do this in scream at? That was your that was your dream to scream at people. For years
I fucking life, that's what you wanted to do with it.
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Do Hitler head like a a fresh prints from Bel AIR hair, cut mixed with
they Martin Sheen in Apocalypse. It was Martin Sheen Apocalypse now on top, but he had like ie eight of fade down below
that that will Smith's character with the ape all leather jacket. What oh but loved you would love it
Outside the watch a lot of shit about Fuckin mass murderers- lately
always comes up. Of course. In order me,
have a thing about mass murders without Hitler right camphor can do it.
Can I have a rock show without Zepplin Man
their way to haven't. You know, that's what it is you gonna fuck that shit in there
So that's my girl.
That's my goal. When I'm actually rustling with this, should I leave the place a little bit dirty, so she feels like wanted
Just be, should I just
Forget, like you know, just come with the pimp vibe.
Like this place is focused spotless
So you need to be, you mean mind european cues, whatever the fuck, those letters stand for with a stand for somebody's gonna know
Somebody actually knows what, when you know, when you say mind your piece accused of some douche, listen to this yeah you're, a douche right. That knows what
fuck that stands for and they just been waitin for somebody fuck it up.
Excited saying me like, I know what it means will semi a goddamned mail and, by the way of it, said the email for while here what SEC way Fuckin classic right there. I should teach a fuckin, podcast class.
You know somebody can do that so many a teacher,
I guess class the same way so may teach a comedy class and that's
You do when you're failing wherever failing at what you do. You teach it
all right there we go, we just insulted teachers
The email is bill at the M M podcast dot com bill at the.
Capital AM capital, am capital, p outcast outcome, village,
M M podcast account. If you don't fuckin know
by now. Just here,
stop and on your little player and you'll be fine
Oh by the way you guys, I know you. I really appreciate all the important all its staff that you guys send to make. As God knows, if you didn't send it to me, I wouldn't
it will do this park, yes, Z without you, nothing
as they slowly dim them lights, and I go into some sort of panic.
Fuckin song like that.
Acts and Brown saw signal.
But the road is like he gives a shit. You know, I think you.
I can pick them off and they weren't centres piano up right. So we wrote him a song just today, stuff fucker with them, so he get. Whereas the store
In summary, we goes out of that,
fuck. The whole thing is, I hate, pandering
and you don't you the worst part of pandering, is watching a performer go one stage and pay.
To the audience is
How can you fuckin animals eat it up?
Up every goddamn time.
Going to show you some day. We played a lot at stake, but Hartford you guys, you guys are the best in every way and me a fucking break.
There's nothing good about Hartford.
Yet. If you don't believe me asked the whalers when you think they left.
You couldn't hold onto the fuckin whalers.
You feel Hartford.
Still. You know why they left cassettes stupid. I saw you split bagpiper prepare for the better prepared. What's it called the leap.
The brass city, orchestra, goods.
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