Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning, podcast and just check any on you, I'm just. Checking in to see how the new normal in working from home and in sticking, your kids in all of this school pod. Is working out for everybody all while socially distancing. Two, Twenty sorry is trying to throw it all in their power I am on the road I gotta live room here, baby. All freckles pumpkin face himself Fuckin Do I did some shows. I did too shows last night Two shows the night before I get to deny to Friday to sanity.

That's my new. That's my new normal citadel one big show. I do like forty, eight small once that's it that is fuckin it. So I want to thank everybody. Put in this thing together this place where amount Richfield, I guess Connecticut- is the best set up there. I've been to it's incredible. This, like a giant he'll, take it to the whole fuckin thing here: ok, Tuesday, night. I was essentially on a patch of grass, where people usually probably play touch football behind motel and was funny their this'll slab blue slab may six inches off the ground under this fucking. You know others, those tailgate tents, there's no sides to be no know they just have liked for posts in and the thing on top Standard and meet that, but then the people too far ways you gonna get a walk out to the grass it out. And I'm doing my show I'm having a great time the people of fuckin awesome

Oddly amazing, it was just fucking was great to hear people laugh and making them laugh again. Down in the middle of my show and all of a sudden you, this Fuckin creepy little stream behind me, but you can't seek, as is already shrubs and shit. And all of a sudden his way- next door. You know was the subtle split entry house I was making fun of because they had a new roof on it, but they said the old shutters. Joke another mixed. The shutters just stand out I'll fuckin all they are like a new suit, an old shoes right. And this lady came over and would like The dogs and shit I just sort of looked all. I just saw him on the shoulder gets a security guard and dislike of size are prom. What's goin on, then she just darts yelling at me, I have rights and I can hear you all away in my house. I shouldn't have to listen to that self.

Oh, stop it up and I did say can't and I was yelling, so I'm not a deck. So I said I was sorry about that. I maybe I can is Down a little bit will send you give birth to skip where these people they just wanted to yell. It was she star. Wagon have been guys like doubt, your wagon figure. It may you know, get those holes ridiculous thing in sheep is kept screamin, yellin and screaming. In Yemen. Screaming and yelling. And about what I did. I just couldn't diffuse it on our own and she started like walking away in shit and it came back. You know. The fucking mess and that I didn't know what to do, because I felt bad for it's like You know she didn't want to hear the shelf that usually had this white noise machine. I guess the wind blew it over and it broke a few shows ago before I got there. So she was here in every word than that

Worse part, as I found out. That she didn't live in, that split entry, that I was making fun of. She lived Cross the street in the person who lived in the split entry was actually listening to the show and enjoying it, and I wish sitting his house So I felt bad about. I know I don't like Shitt, not it's sitting on it, but it's a split entry and I was just making fun of how I died. Never liked the split interest, stupid. Silly fuckin, jokes about that of Europe it's not a house. If you can jump off, you can't kill yourself. It's like They start to build a house, and then they just quit guide for the sis, make the basement the first floor and would just fuckin they have a one and a half two floor, the top floor. At the latest. That's what we do on from Hollywood.

Now, don't I was just fuckin sit now just make it very just saw it. I was making fun of it. There was a U hall in the Fuckin parking lot. Of a motel one of the saddest situations you can be in. Can I just fuckin ribbon on people when I was there and that's all I was doing then that lady came over. I felt We bear, but then I found out she's kind of been doing that, like every showed she lived across the street names like Erin, I get it, but you don't yell soft respect. The fact there are people out there they're not they don't want to listen to those kinds of words. You know It goes all the way back to chair the great JANET Jackson and Teddy popping out during the Superbowl, and all these How can people who watch free porn all the time we're like way? Man like? What's the big deal? Well: here's what big deal is. It was on network television and a lot of people just you know, don't have cable, not a lot, but people don't have cable cars. They don't want to watch people. You know Carson and each other and fuckin onscreen.

They put on a super bowl they're watching a football game and all of a there's, an iconic teddy Fuckin Their screen. Which by the way, was totally plant. It was not a wardrobe malfunctioning. It totally designed to be ripped off. They were trying to do something shocking. It came off perfectly her clothes were not ripped it came off like fuckin velcro- was perfectly round circle right around or Teddy right. She went out of a way to get her nipple pierce. The whole fuckin thing was plan and just the way she she didn't reach up and cover herself she sort of framed or Teddy, So the whole thing was plant right. Janet took the fuckin he the fucking, think I just sort of Fuckin moon walked out of the picture and everybody got mad at me.

You know which I understand is: wasn't he revealed the teddy? So even if you fucking didn't known up to what he still did ass a solid, So my apologies to that Lady Europe Tried to clean it up a little bit, but they turned the sound down for the second showed she didn't come back. One or two sad dogs dogs know when they have a crazy honor. You know me There still loyal to a fault, a guide I don't feel like runnin away in trying to become a wolf again so I'll. Stick it what this person, but I you know they would learn from how cool I am in oaks. Dogs are fucking cool. You know, dogs are definitely cool. The people of Africa. Six, when can I ever fuck and type in my password right, the first time

Can that ever happened? I dont think it does my work. Last night I miss the Celtics game, but just looking at the scoring line. It just looks like Miami just was just a little more relentless than we were Up three games to one, but a play off run their having, I think that's only they only had to losses. So I'm looking forward to them. I imagine that they're gonna play the Lakers. I feel like the lake did what they need to do by air, all the talent available in the Fuckin league I am so fuckin ruling against them. If they want out and blot another fucking, you know another great fuckin centre. Doing it. My for fifty years and my fuckin life well Chamberlain, Karim, Abdul Jabbar, Shaquille, O Neill Lebron James, whence it gotta.

Hey allay. When are you actually gonna be smart enough to draft somebody, your own fuckin guy. Would you care for, could do it. They don't need to. They don't need to. They got the fuckin movie stars for the guy's, a bag and they get the perfect weather. That's a hard thing to compete with, although golden State did do it for a minute. Convinced all those people to go up to hang out no pilot We can go to San Francisco if you want to judge it up a little bit. Ok, let's not forget you know we gotta get San Jose, we sent Santa. Yet fuckin friends. Now you know Wanna keep it real, go to a tough tab, say: Oakland isn't tough, but I think a lot of people can afford San Francisco of now moved in Oakland witches is lowered their raw there. There ranking of. Of towns, then they get Sacramento get set down. Tough too tough, so

there's, not a tough. So if you are fleet money- I think I don't know deals. I don't know what's going on. I just heard that another fire and fuck it now Jesus Christ, Jesus try to overcome the how come not what's. What's the name of the people that Fuckin had the gender neutral thing, but by the way they saying that that's stupid thing to get upset about, you can't on a certain level, but like all those other fires were created, by all of us having flat screen tv on every other fucking that enlightening, but we did make it extra dry. So I don't know It's a couple commercials people talking about you know workin, for this company were making fuckin windmills, because I want to try it so kid knows that I did try to do something. I don't think it's going to be easy, but I think we're going to do it. I think this it that for some reason, nobody's listening to and not an people are listening to turn this fuckin pandemic? Because New York,

to a great. I guess they had another frock and break out the queen's. They should go out. In a rest, everybody that went out and get fuckin covert. That's what you just got a fucking! You gotta you got it like round up all the jerk off and you are a fuckin jerk. If you're not wearing a fuckin mess, you're a fucking jerk off. You lazy! Your selfish Europe in jerk off fuck, I believe the fact that you wouldn't listen to a fuckin scientists, look which go back and look at your high school transcript. You fuckin dope. You know that. Does it just really feel that this whole thing just feeds into two to two peoples egos panic and their their raw, their sense of control and there's a lot of fuckin control freaks. There's a lot of ego maniacs out there and there's a lot of fuckin scared, little chickens out there they can't handle this fuckin thing. So what their way too control of it- is to rebel against it. You know

egomaniac wanna be right now, what's Goin on Algeria, which really go to actually have broken conspirators, you take away your rights. There's the dough. And I love a conspiracy, but like do you really think the entire fucking world got on board for this. The new World WAR Why do I am I doing a southern accent like does not crazy people? Don't it's the new Fuckin world order very so in Connecticut, Jesus Christ, what a beautiful state this is. You know sort of the haves and have nots Pity me of it, I said, no restart your work. Staying in the middle of nowhere. Is this all these farms out here and I've noticed Some farms have old, pick up trucks, parked in front of them and others have like porsches in our cities. And Mercedes others like two types of people up here. You got the banker that went bought an old farm

converted into some fuckin, I don't know what and then you get like someone is actually a farmer growing food for people self. It's very trusting and I would like to you. Ok you if, if, if I did think about taken some of my bozo box here, something small after me. Out there in the. The fires and all of that. It's fuckin. Its evened out here, it's really really gorgeous but I do have to tell you I do love LOS Angeles. Even shouldn't be there. I do fucking love it. So, who knows? ways like I said I got been saying: God bless the fuckin scientists in the fire fighters and everybody fuckin do in the world. For all of our other. Since you know one fuckin asshole goes out fucks a bat an hour. This goddamn situation right in author, blaming the bad fucker eater, whatever the fuck did. You went down on the bed. I have no idea what the fuck happened, but I will tell you this: all of these

fuck and selfish Kuntz. Who don't wear a fucking mask. Like this. You know those a fuckin guy My first shows in yonder wear masks and I just make sure I stay six fever. It's like you did. You can't be bothered. Look at you. Life has not even touched you. He did. He look like, like a break out a central casting for Fucking trust, one kid. He doesn't give a fuck, you got money. It will give you sit, there tad legs and his bare feet. Guy was actually fuck. You can't get mad at the guy. He was born in the fucking, a certain level of wealth. Beautiful, had a hair just Some people, just it, takes a long time before life touches of it here he looked like he was still brand new out of the box and he was like closer to forty, that he was thirty. Then he does have to look at somebody like dead, beat us know any better.

He doesn't know anything other than just doing whatever the fuck he wants to do is was frustrating. Is that is to deal with was something like this. You just have to understand that that's exactly I would be behaving if I look like camera was born into his world now, judging the shit out of a guy but think I'm wrong. You know it's funny after that, lady next door, yelled at me Once I feel bad whatever that guy actually yell daddy goes, don't worry bill, we got your back and I Dude you ve had new. You haven't had anybody's back your entire fuck it You do not look like a knock around guy is club, Soda Caddy says anyway, so I did catch up on some MOTO Jp. I watched the less race the one there from ITALY Jesus. I had never seen so many people crash.

Not bad ones. Nobody high cited Justino going around turns it just fucking wiping out one guy fuckin wiped out twice picked up is by get back on it, Fucker wiped out again, and I think the same turn turn number one. Congratulations to maverick if you're, not watching, didn't get caught up in the motor jp dot com is what I've been doing. It's got a little busy here. There's been six different winners and seven races, I believe Fabio Quartararo he was going to make the podium is going to be in third place, but he did something I didn't figure out what it was cuz. I had to run out to my show, so I can so he got time penalty, so. I think you get bogged down the fourth place. And I just I love that fuckin sport. I really do such a great thing. Great thing to watch an easy thing to watch this. Twenty five twenty six lapse. He could not

but I must get back to our real estate here in Connecticut I went on Zella Scylla, so fuckin awesome! Isn't it don't you? love going on there and just having no limit to the house that you could buy it's one of my favorite things to do. While you see a fucking house, I do that a lot. You know if I go fly out inflame the helicopter and I go over what the fuck is. That house. And then you go home. You try to fuckin Zella. We see how much it costs what it looks like it's fucking amazing. So I've been doing that out here and down Tell you like, and I had this feeling. I've wanted to do this for a while, but like my wife's city, kid and all such, as you know, have an racially mixed family. You can't, I want to be in the city, people little more fuckin open minded but I do have a year

would love to live in the middle of nowhere, not nowhere nowhere. You know just nowhere. Gotta be yellow. Rural road, nine in the middle of Fuckin Indiana, fuck fifty miles away from the closest goddamn see I don't do that shit When you run into again when you fuckin that far out, I don't be fuckin, do on that ship, but I wouldn't mind you know. Live in Erin, Connecticut, being a good fuckin, just you know, I don't give a fuck about the ocean. The ocean scared the shit out of me suddenly any that crap. Get me near a lake. I don't want to be on the lake. Just get me near the Fuckin lake fuckin house right little chicken, coop in the back. You know start thinking that you can. Like a farmer or something

I grew up. The suburbs barely make a peanut butter, jelly sandwich, corrosive fucking, tomatoes blogger, blog you're, not going to do that in it going to call the Fuckin geek squad of gardening. They gonna come over. Do the whole fucking thing now. A party going pretend like oh yeah, we harvested there's. This is some skin squash season. We meet squash soup. It was just absolutely out of there swirled, I'm telling you shouts to temper Bay, lightning stand. Close coming back comes scores a goal and then leaves in the second period the Willis Red Game. And and lightning take two to one, let em so bombed. I miss the game. I bet I watched all a game, one and all the game to really was join the match up, I'm really hoping that Dallas comes back tonight and ties it up, even though it

I'm just gonna miss it for the rest of the time don't shows every single night, which is a fucking or something by the way I want to thank everybody. That's been coming out to my shows and I was telling them. You know: how were you know, Gonna get past all of this stuff. We're possess, scientists do they solve our problems, and but I was saying you know so when we get past all this in the future. If somebody ever comes up to you and says I am a hard core, and of stand a comedy. You get to go really. Did you sit on the side of a toboggan hill on a farm in the middle of nowhere in forty degree, fuckin weather, So I gotta tell you, speak in framework and with the great tony pee, Joe Borg, the role

bold. Tailgate legend and we're like a bunch of kids were just so fuck and excited to be back out their performance. Few guys and it's such a wonderful thing, to be able to go back and do this should again and actually enjoying that. Rather than doing one big show I get to do a bunch of shows tightening up. Act. It's amazing how quick it comes back. You know I was like searching for the first show in this one and a half shows, and I'm gonna get my group second show and last night. The first show took a little bit of a step back and then the second show like an hour, and I felt goes on stage for twenty five. It's a something. Can you gave me the fifty minute light actually I get the fuck out of men with fifty minutes Red shows just right and doing my acted fucking around and make it Connecticut. Just

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hey by the way on the billboard podcast. We have this hilarious hashtag so that originally finance somebody else at it, but we saw stumbled upon it with little parallel thought. It was hashtag. If I wasn't married and it showed the stuff tat you would buy in the thing that I would would have bought was the the Jim see our view. The palm desert green Finnish right, so everybody was shown that somebody show this helicopter? set a picture of this helicopter flight simulator That was incredible. And I really sorry, I want that fucking dig and I went on the internet. I tried to find it. I couldn't find it a head like a rap around screen. Just like you have it in you know. Panoramic view that you have a helicopter had the stick. It had the whole thing.

I gotta try one of those outcomes. I just wanna see like what a fuckin rotation feels like in that. My autos are so far from for my school level. Are so fucking great right now I've favorite thing you know now is like of the low our pm horn comes on. If I'm high enough, I ll for the collective from Download. I just pull back on the cyclic, recover, the Europeans, but when I'm up higher in it- and if enough sometimes I have, I have a habit of having a nose up, I too want to go into it. So might my speed slows down which eventually slows down the road and I get into the lower p m more so than what would always happened was I would lower their collective, like a fuckin lab rat, the second you get her up that her effect sound. You know I would they could not collective which is obviously loads, the nose,

and your rpms come back up again. I would never catch the rpms again because it was too much was too overwhelming. Too many things trim are speed. Rpm too much shit Brown coming up to look at But now the more you Durham, the more you saw in the moment and everything slows down, and now I can I getting to the point again. To the point where I can feel the Pm's going up, and I just sort of catch him as they go back up, so there's no worry about me. This being the main road or Rinaldo that and I actually watch this is. This is one for the concrete g too. After that. I want to get some day this kid. I should really posted. I should posts that fuckin beer cost, kid. Does this disorder rotation right. You know if all those people that think I'll talk about. Oh my god, you know, if you just an engine failure. What do you do in a helicopter just watch what this kid does?

It's so amazing because he sees his spot he's doing a you know, he's Jordan, auto or a back up like tat sing. It is now actually had a real entered failure, so he sees his spot. He realizes he's. Gonna, overshoot it and, as a number of things that you can do and what he decides to do he literally does like a like for three sixty any adds like an s turn. So what doing is here. Just adding you know. Rather than going directly to the spot. He sort of, like Sir but time into it, so you're you're losing all of this attitude as you're doing it. And he has figured out where he knows where he needs to be. Somebody comes out of the S turn any comes all the way back around again. Basically did a three sixty he's now lined up with this spot comes right in goes into the flare and just lands it like a daisy and its It was so inspiring to watch set, but also knowing that I can do it

I could do eighty percent of that. My thing in the end I hope this doesn't for you, but this does it have it that's sort of a natural thing to do that. As you see the ground coming up? U pull. On the stick, its just sort of this natural reaction. Even no subtle thing and one that does is it actually sort of begins, your flare earlier, a complete off your fuckin, speed and everything. So what you have to do, is you gotta train yourself to look lawn? and I just had gotten into that. Before I went on this trip, so I can't wait to come back and get to that thing and absolutely gonna get to the point. We're going to be able to do it is good, is accurate and then I'm gonna go out my instructor, I'm sorry Can this whole fuckin flight, Just chop throttle whenever you want to, and I have to pick a spot and then becomes muscle memory and then for my entire time a fly just like once a week, I'm gonna go up at the sky and just do like you know,

ten fifteen fuckin auto rotations all day, kids, you know right above the spot you're too far away from the spot. That's another great one, you can. Then you actually fly in the upper register of the low lower pm porn coming on sea can still maintain your Europeans, but your listening to the horn on the licentiate, the alarms on the entire time this other things you do we come in two common, any gonna overshoot, you spot. U turn the thing sideways the helicopter sideways, which adds all this drag, and then you you don't tubes, not pointing into the Windsor airspeed starts coming down, which freaky out the first time you think you're, like oh, my god, I'm going to slow gonna lose my fucking Europeans and absolutely not what's happening the whole, its most fascinating fuckin thing ever it someone like me, you had such a poor science background, now, understanding the physics of all that its one cool is fuck, it thinks ever south. That's my nerd! Now, helicopters

you know I've darted out about fucking drums and all that stuff, Oh by the way, is to be a little bit longer to livestock he's a cure, may other favours fucking things. I have shit, I don't have my phone with me so macro. Remember the guy's name. I sort of stumbled upon this guy, this guitar player fuck. How do I get what the fuck is a guy's name. I want to say it became the tea goddammit, reminding ourselves of these sort of, like you know,. Obviously heavily heavily heavily heavily influenced by Jimmy. And reached the last with begins with the tea. I believe I still notice first fucking name is: I think it was tea or something rocks dry by truckers, German, trio. It's none of that.

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then one elsewhere, so I just been goin on walks out here like an old man breathing in this fresh air. Looking and all these beautiful farms out here how people out here on the EAST coast, you really understand how fuckin gorgeous Where you live is, after four can be out there with the fires, but I will tell you I'm not, you know: shit Non California, because I absolutely love it out. There too. Which is something you learn how to do when you travel after while it's like you, don't try To do what the fuck you do at home, you figure What people do where you're now at an you, fucking jumping with both feet, It's a fucking mistake. I do a bit about that when I first moved a fuckin allay. You know I tried to be the New York EAST Coast guy. Austin guy. You know where my three Quarter- leather, leading into my accident trying to hang onto this fuckin bullshit, rather than

just go on a high could get no burrito. I was bitching about their pizza, so fuckin stupid. I actually lived. I in a fucking apartment. That was, A five minute walk to one of the great hikes in Hollywood. Runnion Canyon. I don't know what you call it in. I didn't even I was there for eight months I didn't even know was there that's how much I was not fuck in trying to check. Shit when I was living in L. A damn comic came out to stay with me A pilot seas will pilot season member. She she went to get a coffee in fucking if the first day she's, ok, Do you know there's like a fuckin amazed Park writer like now she's I wish you'd go, do that, unlike the next day, we went did it. I was just like holy shit and we did it by get every day. It was funny neither one of US book the pilot damn.

But we did go hiking every day so anyway. I know what the fuck I'm just Babylon this point, because I'm in a great move, because I'm doing shows again in a more can make it a little bit of money here find in twenty twenty, thank God for the podcast, and you guys listening cause. You guys been keep me afloat here. So that's it. That's a podcast enjoy the music for the great Andrew families and we have a bonus episode of a past Thursday afternoon. Just before Friday, Monday morning Park, yes go Celtics! Hang in there. I didn't see the game But I can tell that you my image, Fuckin would not go away, even though we had utterly they just fuckin ran a stout but as much as it sucks. If we do loose to Miami not make the finals. I think this She saw the young Celtics watching the more, spirits, Miami HEAT, the way that they play it robs off on you, you learn had a wind by losing to winners

and my enemies played like a bunch of winners. Man and- and I cannot- I can't get mad at that- just plain- fucking great, really playing great but most exciting for the future of the young celtic site. That's it go fuck yourself have a great weekend I'll talk to you. Ok, I almost forgot stay too for my palm watch, em, like five cast coming up right after the music break. I do all my text for the fair. By the way, all freckles is poor and one so far this year. So, as I said, there are probably want to build on the sorts repack ass his party by my book. He died a g head over to my bookie, daddy G to get in on all the innovative action and use a promo code bird for a one hundred percent deposits bonus. That's my bookie daddy G promo Code, Bur joining us on Line Bill bar bill coming off a red hot for and one run against, spread in the end I fell. How is your? I was your football Sunday,

Football Sunday was awesome. I I watch once the games I watched a little bit about Buffalo was a patriot sand. Is this? Would Josh Alan the guy thrown like three hundred some yards wandered yard between the league and yard? So I'm excited before long suffering, Buffalo Fans but I am also you know. I think it's kind of cool, though, that you now to see our best sequitur mood in all these new guys how we met up, and I know that that's gonna be a great game. Whenever that gained sums up, because you don't, we get in the best of them for a while. So I know that if they can't wait to beat us, so I watched the little better there. I watch Lamar accident Sean Watson, I watched a little better than the Ravens taxes. I watched the surprise, San Diego charge again there was a foreign ones that was made out of one one I missed.

Over time, you know get. Kids is thus a dip in and out of that, and then I watched a little bit of the year. The raiders were incredible new stadium. That's day was amazing against what they played a thank. You enjoyed all of those games there. I just I just gonna, walked out. And I also watched the little bit Jacksonville in Tennessee Tennessee ethical standards. It you know What's a lot it it's interesting. To I mean the big concern come into this season. Was I got it on our priorities in the games? Are gonna, be sloppy, it's gonna be ugly, but I mean I think, over all the quality of play. I mean it with the exception of my eels. Lookin like dog shit. I think overall league is look. Pretty salad area is an exciting day. Injuries aside, there were, there were good games, as bill was pointed out in a dramatic way. I never let go go, get destroyed the dummy.

Would they they were the bosses as part of the rifle about a bunch of people, men at the bottom? say it out. You know about the NFL players. Union is death like gonna, be lobbying for what least one less. Season game, because this is this- is the nature of football. You care play it like those people, Europe like a start, and you know: you're gonna make the tea with your lighted up against. Some guy is trying to make the change like you can't. I have to play a real gay people if it's just for a quarter, any amount of money and what's on the line, and thus also to collapse, damage of years a bang and heads. What is that point is probably gonna be their argument. Will ya mean it is? It is crazy, may even kind of hit on it in hard, not like these guys at the edge of the roster kind of on the bubbles like you're learning up against a guy has a chance to make like crazy money for his family that he may never have the opportunity again against the guy who just like looking

five snaps and get out of the game like the difference in sort of energy and what you're bring it just it just seems like it could lead to more injuries. I've got a pitch for them, they said This should calling the bubble game and you got. You have a feel you're right, you're, eleven people on both sides that are on the bubble, whether they going to make it or not, and it becomes like survivor, like who's gonna. Do they realities? Shall it be way more interesting is opposed people. Why? Why are you not like you know like to drive the whatever couple: listen, it's gonna be over that who cares? It's actually Do you like a really interesting? maybe would make it more dramatic. I'm sure the reference would not

Yeah now there who is now rightly, this is the hypothetical who votes no here, the guy's trying to make the rostrum like it, the coaches like it cause they get to coach football and the vets are like hell. Yes, I me up, I don't need to play this game. Well, yeah an end at the end of what people like about the college game. They like tat. These guys are the millionaires would like making business decisions out there, that's usually kind of the neck.

And I mean that's the appeal- the college like theirs, I mean graded. Some, these guys are clearly getting paid under the table, but that the purity and then in Canada and another home rivalry and everything is, is certainly there are not enough to realise they don't have to work are in the main they haven't. They haven't been stated by the money yet, but we actually got some cultural blocking out this week, big game, our least especially for the show here, cocoa, coach, cocoa voice, rooted foreign, then coach. Lee too, has a regular con into our podcast, so we're taking Mississippi state kitten. Sixteen and I have points but Alice you former national champions, advocated lost a bunch of players and. Offensive coordinator to the pros. Are you gonna, be watching this game Saturday bill in any thoughts now He was my team. I started watching them way back in the day. I approaches name escapes me. I just love his name in my old now. Let's leave the grass

go to your last. The man had. Then he was born He was tat. He would use the code, some day like the one you know the upper deck, though, like our bilbil, I keep it all that stuff. He was really fun problem when he coach was they never had a quarter back and they did that stupid thing where we Just like oh, it's, a running playlist put the black quarterback in said the placid glided through the white quarterback and need a guy could get in a rhythm or or anything so I really felt that hurt them for a long time. So what went and got it there and you don't got your pearls from my stateroom loaded. They are that I could get time enough. What he's doing with your looking like a second third year guy are ready. My view jealous you guy in your boroughs, kill that running back there with the twenty named, therefore Casey, through a great as it the better the tragic attacks that was people up there I want to,

You too, so it's a good look for them, but having said that, sixty and a half Is it at home yards at Ellis, you lay in sixteen and a half. I mean again on big on the l, a programme but coach Liege that air raid, I think, they'll get enough to cover the sixteen and a half? I think so what who quarterback new system new guy that out their run again, but like a lot of points what up what I would take Mississippi state that you can't just proclaiming lotta guys plan on Sunday who just came off that team, so yeah mood fade. Opportune, crazy amount of prose yet left the raster. Now you gotta play against air raid out so is kind of tricky, but get back to your patriots there at home, lay in six points against the raiders raiders. Obviously come off that huge Monday night when Adam against saints. Now they gotta go up to New England as better. I always like

King Bela check after a loss. Are you? Are you optimistic? The pats take your business here. Where are you? with the patriots this weekend. I like the patriots this week because I thought they look twice as good as they look again dolphins and I don't think that they're going be one of those things that plays to their competition, because a coach Bela check, so The fact that we are able to compete with Seattle just enough, you gotta give he care that the draft text he just get like this suppliers which is really like people up there I am in Russia wealth. It is just that meet a guy. I still think that guy's under radiated thanks to the play way up in a corner, you just get the shine a planet and other football markets, but the that we were able to be that competitive against them. The fact that I wasn't You can't run and all around the fact that bird and Harry also got you know Harry, had like a catches and open it up settlement at my own career game of the hundred eighty yard.

Being a it worries me because were protected. Cam well are running. Game is still anemic. But what's the space you know I gotta untoward with the names I know he just lost is poor. Guy mom, and if you are a GMO going or the play yeah, We got a phone call to get our Jesus, I'm hoping We can get our running game Darwin but I mean I know it's dead- fill a critical condition of was to ask. Some of them go out, go play football and all that, when your mind can be summarized, but I still like the patriots at home, I thought going up against like these. Unsolvable problem of Russell Wilson. We played I'm really really well, we played it out. There were see where's? Well, it's just a page Right now there that they were a better team so but I'd like us at home, I don't mind given six point,

Car very solvable problem Belgic will have that one figure and- and I got to imagine that in games following a massive bear, hug of John Bruton and making MIKE may act, don't go well for the raiders I spoke. I reject this is just the ultimate times better. I n you watch the Monday night. It looked like they won the Superbowl like. If there was. If there was a tub, gator aid, they could the horrid autumn, it I'm sure violates a bunch of covert rules or whenever they would have done that it had that feeling. Jacked up first came in the new stadium and now you're going to New England, New England coming off the laws. They're gonna be firing on all cylinders, possibly the I think, but has gone through a lot. I love Grognon and then he went like he'd that they he picked that up from the ashes of the item. That they overly celebrated they needed that they really needed that when that was great for them, the branch of a whole new, everything? So I think it's gonna be a tough game. I still think we pull it off Durham via enable beaten by mindset

I mean again for me: it's all about Belgium come an awful loss. He's gonna have those guys ready to go especially at home. Possibly game of the weak Monday night Ravens three and a half point favorites against the Kansas City Chiefs. To me. It seems crazy to give the the Kansas City Chiefs points. But again How do you go against this Ravens team right now? They ve looked unstoppable both games, Granted Cleveland and using defence has looked amazing, but I don't know what which, which sadly lean and hear bill. It's a game in Baltimore job there at home, lay in three and a half Monday night. There I mean should be a great game. Ban in its early in the season, I actually you I don't know what About the Raven defence Pretty good this thing right, yeah. I think, though this sum,

about Kansas City, where they were you down, and you think he got em the I I don't know somewhat late in the third quarter, like they just start Quicken. Now you think your shot, everybody down and all this that they just narcotic I think I'm want a Take Kansas City with the points. Smart not off and you get to get points with pattered moms, yeah you're getting points with Patrick moms. I mean again I'm kind of scared to favour the ravens. But again the chief should begin in three points like day we ve just saw them go off on like a historic run. The endless season can't you see the stupidest be an admissions of patrimony homes, throwing five down that order, shells You think also factor behind there's a big game guy and the fat it's on Monday night. He knows the other players in a league are probably watched. The gate check it out. I just think that the

yet again the better the stars played no disrespect. Obviously the the guy's incredible, but I just think that that day I think they're gonna have through many weapon the getting too long. I thought. Last year the pages You can get tangled guys really so long and then they just I don't know they just all starts get rolling and then it gets. It can get ugly, quick against those guys, and I do think Monday night Football yeah, don't a stud and he's gonna is gonna deliver. Yeah. No, I mean it definitely seems like they kind of have that fast break. Almost like a basketball style, gone state, warrior type where once they started in a couple threes, they get that momentum, the muscle memory, the guys just are firing on all cylinders, and essentially we give any red like an extra day to prepare again, it's no knock on the ravens are harbor but yet late. Given that extra half a point, maybe that could be key, but yet he's plus three I have seems to be the way that early

are a bill before we let's go here any any big season take away from now until the end of the seas in any any proof actions are. You have just, I know its small sample size. We ve only seen two games so far any big thoughts for from now until the end of the season we are so excited that they're just play the games join. The Anna gel play off than watch in the NBA do in all of this. I do so excited to play the game. I am almost like living in the moment, swine, but even spot beyond week, to forget. About three. I ve no idea valiant others. So many good things are so many good new quarterback from it out and all that type of stop that I dont think two weeks, then you can really see any sort of like yeah these guys. I think they have what it takes in September, it so hard to gamble

but you're. Probably why I'm foreign one just the image that dumb luck believe me professional Cabot October now by MID October people looking to stop listening to make. This has been an decision here that John Coach speak one game at a time. I like that involved for the trap. It's all about the next gay see. That's how good Bela check is. Even the hatreds fans know we're taking one game at a time. We want all of past to October, where that part of the brilliancy Bilbil exactly I'll pick the guy's a boring guy. He is in those what do the media they gonna take anything that he says and try to turn it into a bold and bore material. So he gives short, quick answers and just compliments the other thing people and then people just take it value, he's already playing the game. What he's talking to people in sports, media and people think that this guy doesn't put a lampshade on his head? Every couple shouted the queue. I tell them tat, you know we don't you

Do it at a press conference, you see the shots of it like hanging out with his girlfriend arrive at the time and he's out on some yacht in Florida, like you, don't think that guy's having a good time, he realizes talk and track he's having a great you know, you you know, take stock, I as a couple shots and brings up the fact that he won't five superboss. How would you not these guys are, regardless of where you are alive? Did you just say five You forgot to say six: oh you're, Right Yeah, you want somewhat their bill. I spent because that was said that he was going to shut down the ramps because I already knew he shut down John away and eighty six any Down a gym kelly and all those lunatics Nike, ninety he's built in entire career on shutting down high power up. He owned the cold

take Manning what the three headed monster he on those guys. This is that what this guy does is the greatest offensive, he's the modern day, Paul Brown, I'm telling you yeah looking back in hindsight shall Mcveigh didn't, have a chance so you're in a bring cheered, golf again: stir Bilbil checkers, just salivating having two weeks to prepare a shudder and run and wider and butter knife to a fucking wore a third forget about that. What about what about might Monarch lane into the patriot. Guy had an end dates that data may be used. Marshall thought was to put his things. I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, I mean really. You could make a case that first Superbowl with Brady coming, the bench and make an IRAN that was possibly some of the greatest hydrogen run of all time. Great off. I guess always that that game, I want you, aren't you were at their first Superbowl went to the one where we lost the packers and then I when I went when we beat the Rams and

I said I was gonna go every time the patriots won. The Superbowl time they went. I think it was against Carolina. I, doing the world If the dice sketch was offered, Chapelle Shop was shooting first one out of the gate on Monday morning. The first time I met the late great Charlie Murphy, and I was so they couldn't go the game. It obviously like to be on the Chapelle Shell, and I just remembered at the end of the game, when we won and I still have no back that it costs about. In order to grant ago. Am I still? that money in my pocket. I didn't have to get on a plane and I really looked back. Said you know, I wonder I watched the first one they ever one. I was there with my my The broad and my dad. It's not gonna get better than now yeah and then I didn't go to another one. I haven't gone one cents in Europe.

I had the Spirit. What's the mother passed then get the ticket somebody else or whatever and I'm on. I always if I ever go get up here, you you have to sit the crop and you can't be up there in those stupid. One of those boxes is so slow. You feel like you're, watching it at home. Why you're there? I hate those things. I mean that's a wall and also I mean that's an all time. Low I mean. That's like is awesome problem. They have hey. I can't go to the Superbowl to watch my team. I'm I'm working on the shelves show that that must have been our eye Crimea River. It had no doubt you say: that's, that's a great. I won the game to Yang our you, Sir, To be on the other side of that well bill, Appreciate you call in as always man thanks a lot and best of luck with the pigs this weekend, The only one I want really is the path I just want. The with gold, that's right,

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Oh, are you how how's your little Monday doing, where our you work. You said in Cuba, Corleone treadmill. Did you call in sick to do that? did you have the right sound and your voice he I don't know what happened last night. I wasn't feel so good he's fucking piece. After what am I doing I came back here is Michael, listen, the job is fuckin. Second, the sole automate, but I dont have any other financial options. So there now to keep working there, but not today about that and I go fuck yourself c on Tuesday great figure, just be that honest still somehow earn a living. You know somehow what can still be asked to come to work the next day, what can you come in here early. Concerns about some of the insubordinate

comments that you made. What is it worth? Even fuckin mean. There's insubordinate means independent thoughts that what it is. Some of your thoughts that are outside the green or the thought that we told you to have your not having any more and that that concerns us. You are always a guy who was thinking what we were telling you to think in the past and suddenly you're not and that concerns us and that concerns or so you know you just went from the yellow list over to the blue list, and the next list is the red list and those but go first. What's up I'm talking about FEMA camps? Yes, I am at something I looked up. Three about those fuckin list that they have. I was all I wasn't written about dinner. About my just watched a couple, a Youtube videos about it, you're funny about

A new world order, you don't make me chuckle about it, is it's completely on paper. It's totally fuck unnecessary. I have come full circle. I understand why I'm gonna be eliminated. So if anybody. Fuckin Hood, toto whatever you know, if you listen and then, while you're dripping fuckin hot wax on a goddamn maltese falcon, whatever the fuck you doing, you're weird ass little Richard I don't need to be re educated. I get it. Just get on with the killing, you know. Are we really going to a death camp by playing a banjo with a full? soon called I get it. I seriously

As we know, this shit about the euro in the? U n that, finally, addressing talking about the population problem and a lot of people are cut up with this shit where they just like look, we gotta get rid of ninety percent of the population. You know and to do it in a way that, like you know,. Does it make every other fuckin genocide like look. What am I trying to save here? The only way- Fucking do that. Well, my trying to four can Jesus Christ? Okay, so they go out if over. Just has one kid from here are not we get the population down to like three. Five billion by twenty seven. Twenty five, but I but the problem is is like most things: we just treat it like a term papers to fuckin late geography like now. We got a fucking. You know you got the other,

well they're actin, like you, know the host of that horror show where they just like throwing out Zol shit. I think that that's what they're going to do. So I guess, if you want to survive what you have to do, is you gotta up what you bring into the game in cars You like me, and you kind of like the human I went to a stack of newspapers with a dead cat underneath they're gonna bet you're gonna be got out the fuckin window. All of them. Let you choose, I want to die, I would you do it. What are you don't? I would like further. I would like to focus beyond some sort of bungee cord that goes for Instead of up and down it goes side to and I just swing on it, bring me back a rubber giant slingshot. You just get shot, that joint tv cowboys game you're, like a modern, a football game.

No one that I'm gonna die, but I set it up like it's gonna, be they start we're gonna go over it off and I did four or five? Some kids will be my last things I bounce off that turf or next. Only Roma outside people have been alone I'll fuckin with this is the shit I'm thinking about. This is the Monday morning. Podcast everybody. This is the uplifting M M p Talking about eliminating ninety percent of the people, the world's population, is you sit there? Ain't no fuck any clear. Who were one already, who already had a fuck any clear this week? Who wool clause who each Falcon eclairs you'd autonomy. With that fucking God, Jews in the middle of it. I mean it like it. Wasn't disgusting enough, you gotta get legged. Own facial, that's gonna, be like One of the you know, like the points when you just have like total, like just self hatred, I would think. Is

That person, if you just bought a dozen eclairs when you polish off like, the eighth knife, one. If you had a big fuzzy, It's all in your moustache and you look like you some donut Bukovsky movie, you just gotta, eat it's gotta be like, but what happened I used to climb trees. I used to do caught wheels. Go back to allay tomorrow, man, I had a great we could Carolines. I want to thank everybody, got two more shows and recording this Sunday afternoon. Before do my final two shows as you, my voices little froggy, yet off screaming like a jack S are weak. The problem is, as I have the sensation open enough for me, now. The way he's screams as a feature act I have to go, there is a headliner and I have to even more. Ah,. Now we ve been able to read the terms we given each other shit about each other's acts. The stuff we don't like

and both of our acts got better. You know friendships. A little bit on a creative level, but I think that the end of the day it's a nice thing I because you think why did you just have Joe come over and do the fuckin podcast because we drive, till five in the morning. That's why ok, I just the common courtesy Friend of friend, when you drink ah me till five in the morning. You don't ask them to drag their ass out of bed. And come in on your part, just for absolutely no fuckin money. Do you not to me, although I bet, if I put a couple of eclairs down, I bet Joe would show up you know I'll fuckin Soulis Joe Eric what else fucking God Jets, one, don't ever tv, so I have no flock and I did and watch it looks like the dolphins blue that one so that their children, one figure by the time you hear this. The patriots will be one and two patriots! You can be one of those team enough that those jerk off

he has Pollyanna be like it out. I thought a patriot, then I gotta be taken which too It'll be shown up tomorrow. We will the staff first week, was gone like forty eight point. What to do? Shut up you fuckin nerd, you know, you know what I want. I want well spoken people who actually played the game to tell me what I should be. I don't want to listen to somebody who want to fuck and journalism. School are right and wisdom just club. Tell me what what what I'm Brady's gotta be thanking you don't owe me fuckin, grumpy, I don't know. What's going on, I want to talk in football game last week, so I'm MR patriots blow it against Tampa Bay. I still have then on my dv. You like that echo in this apartment display So far as to parliament, I have it was great

an echo in a Roma makes. It just makes you feel like you're dressed in a bunch of people like you know,. I think I could give one whose political speeches were those rustlings today, America that across the country is defined by the choices we make we reached across its current takes the wretched. What I believe. No, I just sit there staring at their shoes. Wait for it fuckin moment where they now disposed to clap that I feel that we can rise above today's challenges and we were because ass

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is right. Is thereabout re to pass me I'd, have my bag, on my right shoulder their on my left? What I would do is right is it go and buy me? I would turn around and look over my right shoulder turning my back and why asking them with the bag and then I'd immediately turned round off. Sorry, sorry about that, you know totally fucked has regressed sets out. That's all I handle that shit. Because I wasn't man enough to you punch him in the face of right here: from a lady a bit. What kind of sunscreen do you use I've, Fourthly, don't really use such I do use it. I dont go higher than fifty. You try to use when I use the one hundred it's so thicket, like pulls my arm hair off. It feels like glue,

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You, like alone in the wilderness, why you can actually see buildings in the distance scary, so frustrating Ugly, ass, broken road runners. A little over a month ago, I moved a phoenix and moved in with a friend from college real problems there, but, He did have a female college age roommate that he got along with, so we ended up setting settling on a three bedroom. Our To do this. In a czech sincerity like a second, this is like fuckin, reverse threes company. Girl model, where were you, will give us the memory? Fuckin remark was just like that. I see simple, I guess it's pretty fucked up Just two younger notices in the arena, popsicle well, business hopefully do baby boom boom layer. He's upstairs fifty years old, fuck and everything that moves

I only know a few people in town and my work Schedule is growing. It makes it really hard to meet to too many people. For the course of the week so you're setting up your excuse for why you're already fucking your friends friend aright we're glad I can't get to meet people. Why I propose. We want it's right next door, I get a body, I get it. You know. Discovery channel Does the lion go after the tough, a zebra, the fuckin wounded? What are the little baby? One whether one walkin around where in the fuckin juicy shorts, I'm sure by now you ve pinpointed the key word in the above paragraph female. Yes, I observe. Yes, I have We can see where this is going myself, We can here we all go on get sloppy, jalopy, drunk and she informed me that she broke up with their boys. And of five years. Wonderful. So of course

I do the genuinely thing and factor paid out. Oh, yes, of course, the gentleman thing and fucker brains out or walk around like a dead fish on top of her It's one of those two once something: I leave I go to my room and we don't mention in we don't mention you. Don't in the morning, and it's not awkward at all Via the Allah Lou, you saw all it's fucking great. Would you guys look down of me if I told you that I was just jealous of this person right now as fuckin perfect in the hardest thing is gonna, be for you to not fuck this up for you not to develop feelings, ok, that's gonna, be a hard work, but if you could somehow do if you could somehow keep yourself separate, you know you could just

It would be like tat it be like stamp I can't have in the post office in your fuckin apartment. Now you get the postage apartment, and now you have this. Job machine, So there are tremendous Europe. And then I got to do is just decide what what kind of food You're always go and our foreign, you really like you, buy that applying speed a penny maker or a fuckin cappuccino maker. You got there. They have stopped calm in the blow job machine down the hall. When I tell you, that's it get the NFL package Call it a life. So anyway he goes work, we ve gone, doing this for a few weeks now, but since I'm never home during the week she works during the day and weakens we don't exactly see each other and when we do we, we literally never say anything about it. Are here added at all, etc. Dude pleased

Fuck this up, please don't fuck this up. Ok, He says my question. Being as this is the first time something like this has happened is? Is it I'm bomb waiting to happen, we're all Crazy is going to come flying out like the arc of the covenant or just rebounding and I'm the free and clear until I settling and find something else keep in mind. Keep in mind that Jesus Christ started and go to church. Today, as dive rose Has risen from. He did it all for you. There is no way for you to thank him. What should give us bunch my arm keep in mind? I've never been occur. Of being good looking and she's pretty cute with a grade a ass honour, any

Vice is appreciated and I guess go fuck yourself. Ok, aren't you did the right thing, you know, you got a great situation and you don't want to fuck it up. You know this is active, time I went deep sea fishing, I got a bite. I looked at the dude next to me, my doing it right. What do I do Let it run little by little by little we neighbouring it right, you don't say So what is your question? Is this time what this? This is? Ok, there's there's the wild card that she's a psycho, but she sheep. She would have shown her collars by now. I would think if she was a psycho. You know there would have been some sort of you know. You work so much. I don't get to see you when you sweating you more than I do that you know fuckin. In your arm here doing something fuckin annoying. Some sort of annoying sort of touching right, so she hasn't done that

she's, totally pointing out the vibe that. She's, basically, the mindset its Things seems like it's exactly what it is. You know She was in a relationship for five years. Five years, man, she's gotta decompress from her right. To go on get hammered, get fucked, you go to bed and not see a as for the whole week, I just keep it at that. The deal you don't ever bring it up either never bring it up here, just keep it. The way it is Barely talking to you, you barely talk to her and he just have on with it, and this is another thing you do all right have fun with this shit. What is something that you always wanted to do with the woman, and you haven't done yet this? the girl, you do it with a right and she's. Probably do with you took her. She doesn't give a fuck about, which is a great thing

What you have, Sir, is a fuck body. Congrats relations. This is your first one. This is what Men dream of this is what men really want. That is what we want for Christmas. We could just have a fuck buddy, Somebody was clean with no diseases, you know and somehow than had this pill, they could give you that you're drunk You know you washed down and get rid of any sort of fuckin guilt. It will be perfect just single due to there's no guilt saw. My thing is just don't don't open your mouth, In fact, this thing up, I you got a great thing going. Ok, just keep, don't want you on and on the other thing I would correct. Is this whole thing where you say you know I'm not there good, looking a guy, you know, work on yourself estate, she's, pretty cute. I get off. But I got a nice ass when you go fuck and do some to it, but not during the week no fuckin during the

you focus on your job, you a great fucking time. I know what you know. I guess eventually, if you do meet somebody restart bring em around desperate there is a potential bar. You just got a nip that shit, but I guess she met somebody that you light Jesus this year. I didn't think about that. I first first things. First, before we even get Over to her, I mean, did holy can of worms here. Do you have, be cool, first and foremost a right, because eventually, you know, she made some other dude. You gotta make sure that your How can a flip out so do not develop any feelings for this girl. And the only way you not can develop any fields with girls. If you see a wants a fuckin week and you banger ok,

you, dont, want to know how many brothers and sisters she has right. Like reservoir dogs. You guys should even know each other's names. Don't you name it you're, fuckin Antonio you in on you. Don't you want that right, you're, fucking, missed pink or whatever she's Mr Blonde. Blonde sorry. That's all you gotta worry about right, so I've learned to just be totally fucked up front, not itself. I got some new girlfriend. Just tell me what's up deal. Yeah single, I'm kind of bang in my fuckin roommate once a week get out it a sort of a flock body, think o that make you uncomfortable Well, then destroy ship isn't gonna work because you're already uncomfortable me now, got feelings for you. I wouldn't keep bang and our, but you know I'm not taken the table after one fuckin tripped, Applebee's Jesus.

It's free pussy, that's like free shoes, for you right up that's all I can tell you. Do you can't control her? Who gives a fuck do something I'll be fifty and he had to be married and she should be better had you about something you if your lover, yet some point you just can be reminiscent. Don't you know what my life was? The greatest was wanted. That little fucking god damn three apartment. All I had to do. Was make this amount of money a week, and I had some chick once a week. Would just fuck my brains out and not talk to me for the others. Stays, goddamn dream you got, the dreams are right and I don't know. What a joy while less! Ok, I hope my answer to your question. I really do you're a hell of a situation enjoy it alright, kudos to you, I am jealous.

Never by the largest bottle of fuckin water. Bring it back down at splashes in your face. Are next one, you know was actually just thinking about a whole new world order thing. The new world order says: hey: they're gonna get the population down to fuck and ninety percent. Now you guys a flip Anna, can do that. Do you know. Does the whole world just also somehow the world leaders all finally agree our eye. We're all doing the same thing, starting today, we're all gonna kill ninety percent of our citizens. How would you even begin. How would you even begin that endeavour. Are we just knock and door to door, a guess. Guess who's, not on the right. Let's go my pack up your stuff, who gives,

shit right ploughing, had here dad's getting a little too comfortable bill my brother and I live in our fathers house and recently he decided it's ok to walk around the house in nothing but sweat. Pants he comes home, done pretty far out over the last couple of months and his prey disgusting disease Euro giggly, you mean jiggling. Harry Stomach and that's around, while I'm trying to watch tv or work at home, the owl it tells you what to do. Even though, is kind of a piece of shit he's it's not easy tight that would get mad. If you confronted him, and start wearing almost nothing at all oh nothing all the time or worse. Somehow. What should I do. Well, I don't Right, a song called dead, put your shirt on and off for a while.

What you gonna. Do you gotta get over here this this whole, this whole fuckin, confronting dad. You just gotta get over just confront the guy, and if you start walk around is Bebe these you guys just sit around you and your brother who assisted us ridicule just start chant. Terrible shit bullshit, something- and I want to tell you. You don't want it. You just say Would you do it maybe just act like you give him a compliment, you insulting and we just cause, Can it really nice tense. And then he goes to fuckin respond. You do just sing that song that doesn't exaggerated day is fuck. You walk away the listen to It's gotta be. Greatest set of Harry TED's. I've seen bought up up up a global, you noticed, are making songs up.

All theory is all thank God. You know, thank God It is worrying that I wasn't gonna get to see you half naked today. This is subject. Could you do me a favor? I know you ve done so many wonderful things to me. Is there any way you could get fatter? You know Could I buy some rogaine in just you know, have used sprinkle it on your fuckin Ass, he could be even more sweaty and herring and fat. Could you do that for me that lets us? You know. You any consideration for mom whatsoever. She must have tractor jus at some point right, Are you so fat? You can't even where a haughty just do just rose, bigger, arrogant, let's just fuck apply here. You want to do that, but some old school jobs are those your ted, so your second people gotta do just fill it in turn, old friend into girlfriend right waiting. I already

that one as is known are built the parties would really like you and me as, if possible, thought on the subject you want me as she's, not here I might be I'm for another little Fuckin MP, epilogue, if she's up for them only in time for data happen revived what I'll do another one you guys like the last when so much here we go. There's a girl, There's a girl, I know where they hipsters goal called county, but due to twist twist As you hand, out of free dvd for everybody knows that sound, but I want to too many flintstone fans out there. I was the bedrock song there's a girl. I've been friends with for over a decade. Now we met in college and for about a year or two back, then would have considered her one of my closest friends. It would start reading and he does not even listening to what you're saying you mind. If I go back

there's a guy. What are we doing here? girl. I've been friends with Rover decade. Now we ve met in college for about a year or two back then I If considered her one of my closest friends during the whole time she had a boyfriend. So I never thought about making a move and lack the confidence to do so. Anyway. Ass time went on, we gradually lost contact until recently, when I found her on Facebook Would you do that to recently when you start your own face, because you were thinking about you just said that would have been so much less cruel beer than to say until recently what I found her on Facebook why you gotta get soda. Am I have been listening to what I'm saying? I'm sorry, sir? I'm an asshole this plan ahead and we spoke for the first time in eight years, we live in the same city, so I suggested we get together and catch up would she is enthusiastic about is going. Going to happen sometime soon now, for you,

Details we are both single and thirty years old. She has recently divorce, no kids clean break with little or no drama she's. Careful, full and honestly one of the nicest people I've ever met back. When we were close, I was ok, king, but extremely skinny, and shy since then I put on about twenty five thirty pounds of fat and muscle distributed pretty evenly alike, disguise honest some looking much better. That is boosted my confidence. My question. She is only know me the franc zone guy, but is eight years with no count erases. Yes,. And do you think I might have a shot with her? Yes and any advice about how to go about and how to act in what to say on the night we catch up would be greatly appreciated, thanks in advance, Ps One, maybe an issue here, she has never peace. Does she.

After I suggest, hit a catch up. I checked out or Facebook page, and it turns out that she changed or set status from it's a single only a day or two earlier, but I wife she said: she'd been single for a few months, so that was in it Burton rotten timing on my part? Hopefully I don't come across as tactless opportunistic douche bag. Now George you're fucking over can that unless she was sitting there watching her facebook page everyday like a fuckin day trader waiting, to get through that divorce. Then the treaty, but other than that now that you're, good guy salad, goodbye, anyways arts. What does your question? Ok, yeah, a friend zone anymore dear whole, new guy, you're. Like the you get up yet to make all we got. Some fuckin Braun going, you got some confidence, Ah you definitely up shot with them.

She probably was Dayton, assholes back then, and what he's going to them through that shit. She was probably think, and you know what this time around, I'm gonna get a nice guy. You know I should have got with him the nice guy. For some reason I just never fucking babo blood. He was such good friends. She probably had. A conversation when she got to the part which he said that we were such good friends she class both for girlfriends hands in her hands. You know this problem crumpled up tissues in her lap. As they know she get her divorce. Look at me paint a picture. I think you're in there. I write that down over think this shit. Ok, because your some like this girl's already, the one you Know- No, you haven't seen her in eight years. It just walk in their fuckin and have a good time throw your dick on table and ask her out. She's been what's up, sweetheart fuck, even though of the last decade, her

more drinks over here. Sorry, Dick jokes enter the podcast. Sorry people, that's what I will do. Are you funding, make a laugh and always works. So she looks good. Just look at you. You look great giver, nice hugger, some! You know if she goes for the hot give her a hug. Oh my god, that's the big thing when you walk in, do not fuckin shake your hand. Do not. Shake her hand, d go for the Haug, if you're, not a good hugger, but do not shake your hand. If you're not a hugger than what the fuck you gonna. Do you gotta hugger. This is what you do. You're Fuckin ACT like Deniro and good fellows after the lift ones, a hasty whatever the fuck was committee, you come here. You Jim you gotta, have that fuckin vibe Go may go. That's what you do with you,

never bring it in nice fuckin hook, and you have a couple of drinks in and see what happens to stop don't Overtake you gonna, citing yourself up, that's the only thing they tell us that I want to talk about all this week. Everybody this week Billy red face. He's winding up in New York and then I'm going down to Jacksonville Florida to feel floor. Everybody gonna go down there. What's the people raises some gaiters She never been there. I think I know about Jackson, those they have the jaguars which I'm going to the game on Sunday and then they also have the floor. Place George there every year, the biggest cocktail, Party in the universe. They say Stadium holds like sixty thousand people and like fucking, eight hundred thousand people shop just tailgate I imagine they make most of their fuckin money for the year Sound but he asked himself so Mozart reached up, so they take me shooting

skate shoe you know, some like that. Don't you some fuckin real goddamn redneck and what's a fuckin, the drugstore, last week. Why not you and Jacksonville when in Rome himself the comedy zone tickets are going fast, everybody believe it or not, never been there. They go and fast maybe yell at me for car making fun of this city, and then the week after that I gotTa Cincinnati baby if you ever wondered. Wonder whatever became of me optimally Jobs, a fuckin, mall Strip Mall in Cincinnati. So what do I got to that? Then? I come back to New York. Then I go to Australia de the opera house. You know when they shows whenever they show pictures of Sydney. They got that little Clamshell shall think they got a little club in out like a four hundred cedar.

I'm doing now, don't three three nights there. I believe- and I don't it's something comedy festal out- I'm really excited about it in a member state for an extra couple days and believe it or not. I think I'm gonna go snorkeling great barrier reef. Why wouldn't you because you know and get it by shark. That's my big thing. I don't wanna getting by a fuckin, sharp and a great white shark is written in the got out at waters to opt for great whites, So the other two thousand species of shark souci, knowing their luanda gotta, worry about him heads tigers. They got Barracuda out there. First of all I want to do is take the boat out. Look at me like now. You gotta, take your faith in the water and see all the colors, so I'm gonna do it the role the dice. You know why, because people do it every fucking day and they d Die every once in a while somebody dies so. So why not you bill back? That's why I always come back to our gives a shit. What would you rather do.

Would you rather be underwater die in an underwater like wonderland, getting ripped shreds by some monster or. Die slowly FEMA Camp smell in other people's feet. I mean I just as this is no good way to go, but she going to sleep with headphones, almost like parade music will not be nice What we got here- overrated, underrated for this week, bill huge and first off get Fuck back to Melbourne again: what's with this Cindy Sidney, bullshit Sidney only bullshit law the performed I've? I guess I did mobile and at one time there was a comedy central thing. Anyway, I have a couple of hundred it's for you. First. First underrated wrapping over heavy guitar rifts, Wrap songs with guitar soldiers in them

why the hell is it anyone doing this any more while listening to some old run, DMZ songs like raising hell and tougher than leather, and that It is the ten seconds underrated, Patrice O Neil really. I never saw any of his stuff until we passed working shattered about the card, is elephant in the room special and it's fucking clearly one of the best will be buying his entire catalogue, asap lots of cement. Yeah he was it was get known by the massive see, but he was not underrated with fellow comedians. Believe me believe me. So you have you by young few by To pay all the proceeds goes to work goes to his mom, so logical thing to do. Diana Maize, unreal. I still can't talk about that. Shit anyway ploughed had the Monday

any progress is what its ban people fifty five minutes. Fifty five minutes, that's what you get in this week as a shit, my goddamn hot apartment, but you know something. You're gonna get the epilogue Wendy answers whatever the hell. They're question wasn't one thank all you guys for listening and and seriously no bullshit, not joking. I thank everybody for coming out tv shows. You know at eight shows here and Carolines and if they ve all been packed. I Two, two cities that are- or I never performed in the pact all weekend Charlotte- was all packed and I'm here in that Jack Civilian Cincinnati is, is, is looking like? It's gonna be the same thing. So why you now spoken unreal on real. You know I mean it's one of those deals with every time you go into the club peek a hit your head in going like, this to show where it all starts going back the other way, and you see it all away to the back. You like, thank God, for them for another day sorcery. I want to thank everybody who has come out

die of feeling great about my new, our I am actually gonna- be taping, something for comedy central I'm doing that night night. Of too many stars, I know that is the worst name ever. There's just through Reddy's jars was choking with the girl. Where's like if they said, if they said knight of too many douche bag, that would have been all over body, I don't know ever Delhi its book by this major guy, some guy, that I should not be a good thing. If I for the career say you know, I gotta, do it, I'm gonna jump on another goddamned plainer right now they can about which bits what, For my new, or am I gonna burn, I think I'm going to do the Steve Jobs Bit. That's the game I want to do that one, because I dont think that that has enough legs until my especially might, if I can tag it onto something else. I want to put it out there. The risk of offending a bunch of fuckin

nerds who were in the technology. I take no matter how fuckin offensive. I get the fact that you can just see through to how fuckin, uninformed or stupid. I am putting a how you you read me that that kind of you not take some stay out of it right that already begun. The apology for what the fuck I'm going to say. I think I did. I write there is a park. Yes, you guys follow me on Twitter. Thing. I said I'd, never do I'd, never tweet Actually yeah NEA Semi Clip of the the official trailer for the movie stand up guys. Remember back in April. I am didn't you up. I guess I'm on a Monday and it was really late and I said one day. I would tell you I will give you a great excuse, as opposed to all the other weeks when it's late, because I'm an idiot, I won weeks. I was shooting those in the movie stars outbid Chino, Christopher Walken and Alan Aachen. And die yeah

so. I was laugh whenever ones like with a applaud chance. You fucking piece of shit and I so want to be like well. I had to do some scenes with but the greatest actors of all time. Sorry, I'm late! granted. I way up a couple of words but his big to make, so anyway, the the official trailer, if you're, if you're you sign up for me on Twitter, You can see, or you can just go and fuckin Youtube. Mousqueton have just trying to get more Would have followers authority? Listen this shit, they need to be over there to yet doubt is redundant can I have your cell phone number now mask Anthea home phone number. You know, I don't follow me on Twitter, about that. Supply gas for this week to fuck yourselves. I'm really are my patriots going to win this week, I'm actually watching them written in a different way to share, because I don't, I don't think we're good enough- Don't think anybody, if she's good enough to fuck with the aid of sea, although the forty nine is lost

vikings today so who knows who knows, but I'm just too excited to watch. Hopefully the development of our. Chant Channel Jones. I just hope he turns into a first ballot hall of Fame Defensive, absent. Fucking nightmare for the other team. It just comes in and just disrupts every pass play. Something that we ve never had we ve never Closely we had that was Andrei Tipp, it you know was a lie back. We ve had some great line. Backers Bruce gave rebel and all those guys William against you know but we ve never had a hall of fame and I think we ever had Nick Bonnet Colonies, the only one we ever had we traded in Miami because we but he was too small. I'll show you two small there's an undefeated season and to back to Back Superboss go fuck yourself. Thank you for the whole affair, jacket, aright,

I'll talk to you guys next week of our lives.