Hey, what's goin on its billboard is time for another wonderful edition of the thursday afternoon, just before friday monday morning, podcasting just check in it on you to see how your weeks go and if you're not just listening to audio, if you watch the video you know I'm not. I don't need this kind of vein person. I don't just fill myself for the sake of showing you my bald freckled, charlie brown had not at all. That means. I have a special guess, somebody that I admire somebody that I'm a huge fan of I've known this guy forever. We have the one and only the legendary The Jim florentine jam, how you do it thanks for having me bill, I appreciate it. Yeah Jim has a new special. Let's get the promo out of the way he's got a new special called bite. The bullet on amazon, prime. By the way I see that guy's fuckin yacht unbelievable, he has a new guy, runs amazon, the that new terrorizing telemarketers.

volume, sever volume, seven volume. Seven! Wherever music is available- and he also has a wonderful show in Ozzy's boneyard called and judge, just Jim florentine show used to be metal gadgets but can't say midgets anymore, all right. What are you when metal on metal little? It's like a relationship with this woke shit. You gotta meet him halfway, yeah, you know what I mean like a cancerous skull. No I'm not doing anything. You can meet him a little just a little yeah, just not little in a bad way like like wi fi yeah. I gotta get like five steps. I'll go five steps before I was like nope I'll give you. I have to tell you something I gotta admit southern here, what the ear your terrorizing telemarketers in this yet that you do dude, it's so fucking. Awkward I have to like shouted out sometimes like there is a video on the internet where he goes into a restaurant and before it they even come over. You can ask for more pepper, yeah

and it's just like you, tell everybody at the table and just let you know get really awkward and the guy, starts potent pepper on this fucking piece of fish, and he they go through like four peppermints. It gets to the point I can't even see the fish anymore and you're like yeah. I still I. I still need him family, you never break and there's this fuckin mountain of pepper, this fish the jokes over and he turns it over to do the other side. The aggregate cause you can start on this side. Now I mean it was. I can't believe they didn't just at some point.

just say we're not doing this. It was we I dunno I was it was in hell's kitchen at some restaurant, like the spanish restaurant, we went and we just figured we'll get to do it, and then it got to the point where they ran out of pepper mills cause. There's nope said we're like chop it up in the back and they were just putting in a balls and coming out with these little balls and just dumping it on, and I had my hidden camera guys this little guy with a pen behind his ear go into kitchen, because we heard impounded and now go see what's going on and he will go just say you look over the bathroom and he got the shot and impound that he's like yeah. While the guy likes a lot of pepper, I dunno would just going to put it on balls and it'll coming out and dump it and on. But I said I go it's going to ruin the joke. If everyone starts talking at the table, the awkwardness of everybody sitting there minding their own business and complete silence you're just here to pepper attorney. How do you like how keep a straight face, cosette but lie in the women for years. When you lie and you don't fuck a break character, its easy. If it's a good lie. Medina, it's ridiculous. I dunno, I hide their uncanny ability, it just be dry, adjusted the stone face.

and once in a while I'll break a once in a while the cameras on I'll break, but usually I could. I can I would never have known the carol. Burnett show back in the day. You are the absolute opposite, whether you suggest our cracking up during the meal. You, like that other one that you you and I don't know who else was on that thing. When you hold on a second I get, let me put my brother in law. Jamison yeah he's my partner. Cried. There will just hand the phone back it for this lady that some sales person you going to buy something and right as she would try to like close

It's the deal. You'd go hang on my vote, my brother on the phone, and then he would talk and get her all set, hang on for a brother on the phone, and you guys must have done that. Like forty fucking times I'll tell you that's one time. I did break it because it was a fall. It was a telemarketer call and me and Don were looking at a other like this far away from me and you and I called online barbara on our phone handed her back and I started laughing because I looked at him laughing, so I hung up and I'm like what we ago you broke first, because no, you were arguing, I go, you can't talk and break character. So when someone call back, we are back to back. We stood back to back, so we could look at each other were passing the phone behind our shoulder like this, because I couldn't look him in the face. He couldn't look at me and that's how we did that call and I could feel his back shaken and I'm shaken, but I wouldn't look at him because I was going to break and that's how we will now that call like the second one too

That thing is a masterpiece like I was. I've played that, for so many goddamn people holy. You can look that one up all over my brother on the phone I mean I lost count of how many times you guys said that people just fucking just hanging in there- and I don't know your ability to do stuff. You are like a master and I will always love is. It starts with the most simple list idea and then the levels of comedy become so complex and too point like this. Sometimes I just stopped laughing cause, I'm just appreciating like death. The comedy dioxide. How are these guys? Not fucking, laugh. You know it's. A big fan of adversity. May poverty like he sends me. Oh shit, I ll send some. Shit and we just start fucking cracking up laughing there's like the amount of times we were back in the day before he started. You know blowing up and selling tickets and shit. We would be on the road and we would just put you and don jamison on and just sit there fucking crying laughing and then, like

afterwards, like the second level of laughs was talking about like how do you not laugh through that and then quoting all the lines. So I you know a totally recommend the new terrorizing telemarketers volume. Seven do does a track on their it's called fiance, its eighteen minutes and one second long we're disk his corn about to get me some mortgage and I go, a I just I got. Can you hold on? I got food and food coming out the door. I got a food oreos, yeah and don jamison picks up he's like hello he's a gag as I he goes. You just talked to my roommate. He goes because I told a guy yeah I'm getting married. I need a mortgage I'm getting married in two weeks ago. Let me a knock at the door. Sedan goes yeah, he said. Do he's get married, and mortgage negotiate always get married. Two weeks is look of a mortgage egg sides I don't know if you should marry- are the guys like oh god, I don't know. I just trying to sell a guy mortgage. Just like you now. I'm is romanian. I had a failure to like a week ago in

I was like whoa he's like yeah he's like Madonna's like lesser I don't know how to tell em and and all of a sudden he goes always coming back now goes. Can you tell him for me? Please? I hear hold the ball here and I got back on okolloh ago. You just talk my roommate. He goes yeah yeah. I go okay cord and he goes back into his pitch. He doesn't want to me and then don picks up. I got a laugh, he goes Yang goes. I go the following is ok. Did he tell you? I got to tell me what because he didn't tell you. I got what we also tell me, sir, and he breaks it to me. Oh my god, here it's eighteen minutes, long discussion, and a calculus and we're just a mug. You know Don's like what she was really hot. What was I going to do when the guy said you don't do dati of your roommate he's like she's like a nine and a half, you've got to fucking come and you guys would like right next to each other and your yet not break, and at one point he goes. Oh, do I really dodgers as a prank call. Obviously it's not

counselling us like a therapist like. Why would you do that to a friend that my chase toby his friend these, I know and dance? I can. I still come that a wedding. It's you got a the level of eddie, it's the most uncomfortable, how community law of all time, how the fuck do people cosette? Member with, like the jerky boys after awhile, like frank results, voice with self and character was so iconic. I think it became difficult. for them to get people where, your voice, I think biggest so distinguishable, but you still are you god, like an underground thing. Still that you can

still gallic? I would just think that they would be last fucking, Jim florentine, one out of ten calls I'll get that. I know who this is dude, I'm a fan. Am I going to know what you're talking about and I get pasta. My guide hang up. They got back. I saw one at ten. They'll recognize my voice, alright, but other than that they dunno, I dunno just people random call, I guess, and all my voice. So it's great to do the only guy that has that voice. You've been fucking with these people for twenty years is for twenty years. Without it I remember, were editing the the new album my kitchen and my son who's twelve and his friend was all reason his son is twelve yeah. He's, like you guys, are so immature that was coming from twelve year olds for guys in their fifties and like they were on the somethin, you just aren't twelve. Let me women, like you, must have been just doing this just for the fun of it. When you were a kid, I was because I was always grounded you know that I was in trouble. I would Other schools is causing problems constantly for younger people out there a before there was like stars, sixty nine newspeak able that you do that you could dyke trace a call like

used to just call up and prank call people was just like something you did when your parents were at home and like there was people that had it like to like it. art form in my thing was: I would always always start laughin. I just I don't know what it was like. I just start. Fuckin with people was the funniest thing ever and, like you know, if we were in school and we start fuck him, what the teacher I was always the guy that just started crack and laugh, and I was just like my favorite thing ever MIKE as much as I made people laugh, I wasn't really a class clown because I always fought to get your stripes as a class clown. He had to have two things the ability to keep a straight face and also not give a fuck. If you get sent down the office like he just didn't, give a shit yeah and like I was a funny guy in class, but I wasn't like to the level of these like these guys always get the tension against suspended. Like my parents, what killed me so I kind of state.

in my lane and when the first time I started here, recordings crank anchors and all that stuff I was all this guy, this guy like you, know like I'm ever like. Yes, as a class clown, when you went to summer school, there was almost like an all start team of class clouds and fuck ups. Here I was such a man I've. I thought I was gonna. This is like the big leagues like these guys like, given the teacher shit and a few of them like cursed in class, and I was just like wow like what is this. It was all the suddenly sudden goes a hundred miles an hour fastball, not ready for this, so I kind of like you know. I can't kept my mouth shut. I would always be laughing and shit about, like I couldn't hang with light the big dogs, or something like that. So that's what I love about this stuff that you do is it reminds me of all. Then I could totally sea like like oh you are so I just want to promote your special here before I get. To indeed put this other stuff bite the bullet

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in the seventies and eighties to just be like this is never ending like fascinating story, and what this documentary communicated really. It showed how long he was in randy was in quiet riot before We got the gig with ozzy and die in how like, How randy was like the dead? The shredder in burbank in any van Helen was like the shredder in pasadena like one time they actually get a show together. I'm just take it like. I cannot fucking believe that, like guys that good, a guitar, we're like would be like you, where I grew up with a big hockey town and it would be like two towns over this guy weighing gretzky anymore tat. We get this guy mario amused and you would watch them on famous like going up going against each other like that whole scene out here found fastening. I was telling you before that

randy's mother, started. School, a music out here, nineteen, forty nine and it's still, here in the valley I drove bite. It was like in dyke randy took like lessons, there's stuff like like the other, not that would be a good thing for you to talk about, unlike you show, but I was no. You ve been to a bunch of shows us. When it did, you ever see, randy did see five times. I met randy like three times how I'm just I'm a lucky fuck, because I had to all the brothers that five and six years older may said. I would just take me to concerts. My parents are, let him take me, so I was what a conscious when I was like eleven ten years old fourteen, so you must have gone in as he we only toured with Ozzy eight eighty one. Eighty two, I sorta show three nights in a row when I was living down in florida at the time and I would wait outside the venue iD I'd cut school and I went to when he was like three miles from my house. I walked at a venue waited outside for for,

for the ban to come. I like to any afternoons randy pulls up in a taxi. I saw talking of like ten minutes before he goes an avenue I got a man. Can I go see the soundtrack us at the shell s eyes like a man, I'd like to get the aim, but it can. Then they did record store appearance, I met randomly where they went. What was she like? colleagues, just a tiny I would like a hundred pound. He was like five to maybe a hundred pounds. I mean almost like anorexic. Will you see Ozzy fucking picky about pick them up? Yeah made super tiny, but super nice, but super nice. You know, and I met him at a record sore appearance ass. He would always bad the ban their assigns. I got his autograph. I got a picture with not on that. Naturally, in the picture, Michael, my I get get a picture is like this I'll show you a picture after the show he's got his thumbs up, but I took it has been. In the counter I gave it to where the sars on friends or roadies like dude, I never saw it as pets are gay. I was on my friggin camera roll, but

yashwant like the nicest guy. I met him a couple of roadies about soup soup and I was like brand new best friend and that's randy got rudy in the band at one point but yeah, so I wind up seeing them five times. I was in the front row for like three of 'em cos. It was gen mission back then, as he wasn't a big draw when he was when he had blizzard of oz when that first came out with one randy was in a band, he was doing like fifteen hundred people thousand people because he was probably considered like a dinosaur where, like tat was before, like you gonna do like the rolling stones, is much as they were considered all they were like in their late thirty's way when he started his is solo projects and I keep was probably considered like a sabbath considered a sixties or seventies seventies. Seventy to seventy eight pretty much there were, but no, he was thirty one and they considered him washed up on the sabbath, throw him out like seventy nine, because you were back, then he really thought he was wash up every one that I started. Remember our marriage twenty years ago, every comic doing jokes, about the rolling stones being old and wearing

prison stage or ever like, and there still go and strong. Now it they're did not even old anymore. Ignore makes a joke anymore. Matt Jagger, still out there at eighty frigate, we're going to stadium like a maniac yeah. Well, that's. What I always felt with like aerosmith like Aerosmith was never viewed is old, because Stones were always ten years older than them, so they to be like no one ever said, ferris it's getting older. I feel until like now when they they You know it's like Stephen tyler's, maybe seventy or seventy two, but I have some friends him. I just saw them in family park, why do they sound fuckin better than ever, like absolutely destroyed? I was just like fuck. It would have loved to have seen them at the Why? Because I saw them at the boston garden, in nineteen eighty nine december, thirty, first, nineteen, eighty nine, like the last day of the eighties on the pump- and ass skid row opened up.

With sebastian boxes for animal- oh my god, oh my god, and that guy snake I'll get the snakes able, oh, my god, they gauges fuckin, ripped and then air psmith came out. and they had this really cool like boss. like subway thing that they kind of came out. I vaguely remember that and we did the count down with them, like I spent new year's with fuckin with with arrowsmith at the boston gardener was just like. I thought I was like the luckiest kid in the world- and I mean you're, always like like fucking, you know they they played at one end of the arena and I was like sort of mid level like behind with the gold tenderer be at the opposite. Under the ice, ok and I still remember that shows is fuckin. like amazing, and I think that you know all of them. bans like play the trail for like bans, like you, too, like why can't I Keep going

Can all these other people just kind of keep going or like guys like bob Dylan, and all of that? Why can't they? Why can't you just keep going? I remember. Keith richards had like the best answer when somebody said like what? How are you going to do this and you just I have to go swimming goes, I'm a musician, because this is what I do what you like. I will do this in front of five people. he goes. I love it and the guy goes. You love it that much. I guess I goes. He goes one open a guitar case, and I just smell the guitar goes out I crawl in enclosed the lid just like, while any just said it would like such a love in passion in this big smile on his face and it was just like how do you fuck what they're, like you dig at that point? You just mad cows, a guy found what he loved. In china himself. Diane now? That's it's almost

stand up. Like you know, I always start like one of my early forties go. Maybe I'll do it to liga mx, maybe early fifties, and then I'm done and then I'm now my fifties, I'm like I love. I love it even more like. I don't even know why I thought I was going to stop at some point. I could see myself as if some club will take me at seventy three. Seventy four still performing and I'll tell you what else am I going to do? I I have a more appreciated now than ever. and I'll. Tell you the guys that don't enjoy it. There's disk like the guys that resent the younger people come on up

like, there's nothing. That's going to suck your fucking life force like it's like dude. This does nothing you can do about that. I love watching new comics coming up in common and and break, and it's stuff like that. I never got jealous even back in the day when we started. I was like this going to be five hundred channels. Everyone does room for everyone. I know I remember when sue costello got her first deal. She would said that sitcom for a little while, above fox, all the newer comics like what she does deserve it. I go. They weren't looking for you. They were looking for a fucking female lead so far like a guy, yes bitching about her like oh, were they going to give it up to you and sue when they gave it so when they did decide? Okay case, I remembered out I'm like who cares they weren't looking for you or they will look for her? Do you know what my and I'll tell you to like my goal in this fucking business was. To be ended, the improves and seldom out. That's all that, like that's home, like the his comics? When we started out that's all they were doing. There was a few guys like cars being carlin,

and maybe Stephen right. I will try to think that the people like I remember like carlo, would play off operates. Up in new Hampshire, its I say called rod venue that, like zepplin, played bolder the beach. Maybe, and there was a there's this this venue up this great fuckin venue of the site, no air conditioning- and I was I would always get booked there in the summertime to be sweat and just feel like a real fuckin like showbiz guy like europe to James brown, sweat like that, you know he just stand in their talents. Shit jokes on areas where you're sweating is cause, there's no way see but like there was a few like I'm a bit like I never do like this guy bob marley had some by hell room up there like the second floor bar that you stand up and we will both see. I remember talking to him about that, like mere kindness down the streets playing for a seven hundred fucking people, can you imagine that and dude he just comes in and Does new hampshire and any fuckin leaves it was just like there was? No, like tat, and then there was like tv stars like

Like all those in living, color, guys like when they came to town, they play The common they did sick shows Sold out Add at if annual haul it at the comedy connection, it was just like holy shit. Brian Regan. What common and do the club like that whole do in theatres. and that was like some steve Martin bow and arrow through your head like like right now, the you're right, though, like he had like when he had the white suit with the bow and arrow and the band Joe, and it was just like. Oh my god, But like you know, or Stay would like. There was these occasional like any more just jogger knots, but eddie, stop to at that point who knew he wasn't gonna come back, but did did stood just wasn't that when we were when we work,

went up. So are you want? My fucking point? Is I just remember I remember a lotta comic so were around that were for a while the veterans, a headline is, are we were coming up? They were all jealous of us stay. There was so miserable because- europe and common itself like that that you still those guys that are still around there still get there still jealous. After all these years, I might get. Who cares? Let that J We get so mad that we started doing welcomed. Meet me and Norton were good. Friends were roommates and norton was killing in front of him. The like take that joke outtake that you're too dirty and jersey, guys that filthy we get to share so and they would try to take our weapons so it'd be Madame okay, if you're a headline you gotta fucking deal with. Whatever is on in front of, you

That's why I never told the comic what to do before me. I don't care if we do to fucking arms in front of me, whatever you gotta do I go. I gotta do my job so, like I never worried about all these head. What are the arms memory? Gigabyte memory guy would get up on stage. Some some from the crowd get behind them with the arms ago, saw him drive in oh and smoking a joint and they're behind them, holding them back, but it would kill. I always love that I know, but every comical close with it and you couldn't allow it. I had to scratch my crotch and had a girl, you know and she would go close to wet or whatever and the crowd would go nuts and it was like nine headliners. When I first started, I had that denote the clothes and bit as the arms, and then we get mad when guys are doing original material and kill, and you know before them, but, like I said I don't get jealous, I love that all these I'll become a congress are doing well now you want somebody to make you fuckin work, and then there is. Nothing too is like you just have

understand like every generation has to have their bands, their comedians and all that just be I can call help them out, and then you know what you'll get to play their grandfather at something and you'll you'll get sag insurance in your sixties. Who gives a fuck it's none of us have real jobs. These aren't real jobs were just fucking around. Here I always tell people I go if you're, not a dick in this business and you're in it long enough, you're going to get stuff. Just don't be a dick I mean few people are going to tell op, but as long as I det identity. Well, you know what yeah I'm going to give that guy some deniers a good dude, whatever we also have to do what you do where you you've you're one of those guys like most of my friends, I feel like all of us like created. Fourteen by, like nobody said hey you, should you should record these prank? I'm calls you just started doing it. You stop. Putnam out and all that was just add. You know Joe list on here. We were just talking about that as far as like you know, He had an idea for a movie and he got together what louis he came. They sat down. They wrote it

they cast it, they shouted and they fuckin put it out and, like that's, I dunno, and I mean, unless you look like fuckin brad pitt about comic, does oh dude. Does that mean that guys like pushing sixty still as abs? He started fucking gorgeous. My wife would walk away from me in front of me if she fucking saw him and it's just like you know those people and There's nothing to you know, couple of movies now and I've. I've worked with a few of those fuckin people that I like that, and I'm tellin you do they just another level of looking and you you're looking at body parts you never look at sandra bullock. I remember her forearms were beautiful. Really. It's you just hold, I guess it doesn't have the most beautiful forums. I've ever seen in my life is this. I did just different. They dislike movie stars. Then there's been like I the table, read

in time with? Oh, my god, I just I just spaced on his name. The guy from fuckin knight rider, has a half day that's what I did I did a table read. I was maybe going to get apart and then I did. Did the table read they're like yeah fuck, this guy. I sat next to that. Guy dude, one of the top ten most beautiful looking guy as Latvia, on like Ebay, you couldn't draw a better looking guy ride, like he's, got like the fuckin that curly hair that just doesn't thin at all he's got the fucking job with the little dimple in it. The fuckin jesse was tall He smelled good, like I was just like I was just like this guy is like just like chiseled is just like. I totally get why this guy's here why this guy's keeps keeps fucking working and then, like you, just feel like this troll like you, should be dragging a leg when you when you come in, so I always tell people like this, a man you if you don't look like these people, and then I it's funny about them, though, is after their in it for awhile like this,

they'll have to like what I love about. Brad pitt is he couldn t couldn't just spend the good lookin guy and, like you like one like low key one of the best fucking character actors out there like he's like I'm sure thing like do that that that was a talent and so bad. Remember the nasal jerome match twenty plays a stone on the couch YAP when he played the serial killer, inlet, the one, the David Duchovny seventy when he played in seven yeah when he played in the and the nazi killer, one the tarantino that yeah, whatever the fuck that was called a fucking rudolf hess, was a cult in It is inglorious, basterds moneyball when he would react like he can speak german and then he couldn't he was fucking hilarious and those are lock stock and seventh smokers barrel and eleven snatch. Sorry, that said, yes, nature yeah. No, he could easily want the romantic comedy route and did ten of them does

be caught our ones because he's to go. Look nerdy never went that way, and then I think that once upon a time in hollywood, However, we not the caprio like that's like my favorite performances, and I love all of this ship like one I watch movies. I saw that three fuckin times I just kept going to movies, are just fucking love this movie, I love the cars I loved the town b. I love the town tuna reduced elements of family had like this or about him in tina reduced whom to budget if you shit heads you didn't want to get it off. I now I dont have set us back, unlike kind of like what they were and they really were stupid and they followed this fuckin idiot and then they went out and they actually do droid beauty for people's lives and this woman who had this whole career ahead of her I you know I'm a dumb guy so took me like three times of watching gets like really fuckin see his message in that, and I thought like it. What am I

we're things in that I gotta see forth tat is, I don't think anybody says hippy without saying fuckin hippy. It's always fucking hippies bunch of fucking hippies yeah. What you write the fuckin margherita mix, all your daddy supervisor, frederick fucking. God damn it be. So I was just like I love, I absolutely this. So many subtle, like the humour in his movies, is incorrect. But but let's list what about Paul fiction went harbours. EL comes always to cleaner because they at the guy in the back scenic and tarantino is freaking out, hey my wife's gonna be homeless, but you got coffee. I got coffee and he gives a coptic to how cartel how we go do you like, encourages the heads of what I mean. There's a dead gotta, gotta clean out Y know that said, shit like let's debts,

after so much humor in like like he has a really dark shit in his movies, but they're fucking lazy. I actually still to this day. I think one of the greatest like What it black comedy, dark, harmony, whatever you call it gallows humor, is, is, is good fellows like this. They're doing these guys like sociopath, and they were I can hilarious my eye what my son watch a deal last week for the first time. He said it was the greatest movies ever seen at ease twelve. He because I didn't- I appreciate the humor cause- he's laugh and patchy get that he was saying he's dying, lavender might get away. Agreement like I know, was funny, but on this like you just because he knows them from wasn't moby dick with what's a fuck. What is the lawyer one of my cousin visit. You haven't got a very so he loves pressure from that I go. You gotta see made good falls from china mom always but he's dying there at the humour in itself? Pocket furnace underrated, everybody courts that movie what's fuckin underrated is, and really or rest his soul when Henry Hill

stands up by Karin for that I can date and Pesci is acting like he gives a fuck. Now he really liked you, man, I mean you should call him completely or not, giving a shit and and then the way they played that scene when she comes up like who's screaming at them and like how all the guys are like laughing. Like oh love- and you see him he's kind of smiling and unlike the way, raleigh played that way. You could see he's a try did by like her fire in your passion and they He comes up and she doesn't take any shit all of a sudden. He Caesar and like this and all of them that's? Not in the dialogue. It's all like the look on his face. There and it's a dislike, a fuckin masterpieces there was great when he shoots in january, I have you killed them. Look a chat

I could show what he want from him a good shot and when we have taken the hallway, I never dig a hole before they go on. I'm a good shot, a good shot. He just good at that, oh and then were like Frankie carbone has a nice game. Nice fucking game, like I like somebody that somebody brought up politics has something to say. He literally just murdered a guy that nice game nice fucking game. Do you have any stain updates or anything like that that we can promote here? So I don't. I don't forget to do this as I'm actually looking, albeit then, the funny bone omaha nebraska october, fourteen fifteen. Alright, I love I love nebraska, it's great and hyenas comedy club fort worth texas, nov, like fourth and fifth, all data on my website, Jim florentine, dot com, all right good deal, we've got to I I just don't feel like. I asked you enough music questions. Tell me we started talking to Randy rhoads yeah, me too. I you know. I one else. Who else did you see with your older boy? Was your first concert and who did you say I saw blacks? I saw van Halen on for black sabbath on their first tour van allen square garden. Where was I no I'm not, but have I told you my older brothers, my parents will let them take me. I saw a bond glow sabbath on this day, outdated and and that's a big myth, because the the album I even asked I only on that metal show one time like did they blow you off stage. He was narrated and their album was only out for about four months. I think it came out of like marches was august, but there was only two songs playing on the radio. You really got me and bonded with the devil, but once you also like you know, when eddie broke, it was like this guy sounded like he's from another planet it. No, we got the album me and my brothers because, like owes his band of open and van Halen, let's

Gulp goodbye tour album to see what they sound like loudest, disbands good, but you know how they used to do it back a day. The the headliner band would fuck with the opening band and mess with their sound turned down yeah. They give them like thirty minutes or thirty five minutes, and they would have a little part at a stage and everybody was so stone there, because that was when everybody just passed a joint down the raw whenever it was just smoke, and it was all sabbath rickover, recall yeah, it was just that was the first time I saw a monkey pox. That was the first time I smoke weed at fourteen. You wanted to fit in. They were passing a joint and it came to me and my brothers. They looked at Matt kanye and he's like yeah go ahead, and that was the first time I smoke weed at that show. But, as you get high digital yeah, I was fucked up, but

it didn't hit me till, like three songs, like three songs left a sabbath which is good. I didn't get high right away. Fucking guy, you probably in that crowd, shot from the song, remains the same at madison square garden when they put the lights up and it's just nothing but hair or oh yeah, yeah back then people that know how to grow their hair out. They should just let it go. They went the layer it so it'd be like it had to make it go down to here. It'd have to come out like this far like it just took out a bunch of muppets. Who else did you say? I saw bonds got twice what asia Gacy on what it's let there be rock and highway to Hell. High salt, no one highway to Hell tour. Two times they'll have def leppard open forum on through the night, their first record. I saw that peep. What's his face, that he well as oh, my god, he was in a band and and at highway to hell, just came out or maybe it just came out or idea came out, and then I saw htc one for ted nugent. Nineteen. Seventy nine at the garden which Joey Diaz was at the same show I didn't know. An eighty and bond broad angus out on a shoulder stood a whole crowd? That was what I would have just came out like that week. So bond twine ay open for who they are?

we're ted nugent at the garden, and then they did a play. He was going to ask if they blew him off stage, but I know the answer to that. No, no because I mean that nugent is just for yeah ted in his prime was unbelievable and a cc was just breaking in the states with highway to hell like they didn't have date. That was the album that put them over the top started to put them over back back in black, put them in arenas, but even highway to Hell. It took a little time for that. Album the hit and highway to hell saga played on the radio at the time before that they didn't have any hits I didn't I just I bought a greater almah theirs. They got one live at the Paradise in Boston, which is, this place like when, when bands kind of boston sting played there in the lake, the late seventies you to play there- and icy dc to lose his little fuck and claude always worked bonn yellow with bonn and it's alive album. It's just fucking great man. They just sound. amazingly in this sort of you knows a bootleg, but like legal now, yeah and while was there was the basically w b c in the radio station, recording, I think of it. Somehow they worked it out what they have for the cover of it:

his outtakes from the highway to Hell. Ban photo album oriel, it yeah, so I forget when they took it, when when it was the I want to say it was before- was I think, on highway to hell on the on the live, recording I'll have to go back and look at it because my stereo is on the fritz. I I I move the stereo and I bent the fuckin. Problem for the wire, so I got. I have been listening to anything lately, but it say here. Did you notice that way? Dirty deeds done dirt, cheap that album they didn't even put it out in the states. I didn't think it was any good. It was only available in europe until back and blackhead. That's I put the automatic fremont eighty one and I remember not understand like why do we get out and seventy I had the copy from nineteen. Seventy eight, my brothers had when I was a kid, so we already had the blue light copy of within it wasn't an out and in it was in australia was on like that was part of the high voltage, though there

at t and t album tnt. They also had a dirty deeds with bond, had a big, a book or character of them with a bill. I bought one arm. When I went down to australia, I bought all of those for all my siblings on CD yeah? I was like a really bad drawing too yeah. I was performing with the stripe thing in it. Yeah and he's always singing like this, and it's just like totally rubber yeah like really like. Alright who's sister Ride like an arrow, their shared, whose, like art school Well, unfortunately, I gotta go back finished up this fuckin editing hemmed, I'm almost done here but dude. I gotta tell you. I am such a huge fan of you over the years you one of the best guys in this business and I'm so happy for all your success. it's his new special is bite the bullet on amazon, prime. He has a new terrorizing telemarketers volume, seventeen eighteen minutes and one second, yet a track or fiance. If you listen to anything, just go to fiance wherever you listen to music and don't care how long you will talk about uncomfortable.

It's one of the saddest it just sad the track it sad and evil is. What do I do? Love the guy actually. Finally, Because a lotta times like you, you would do shit and the guy still tries to make the sale like you would act like you had like mental issues. Oh yeah yeah, the always drama greg, drown my grandfather in the tub, because I was given my bath one time and though he wouldn't shut up as a woman's give me information. I stick one that a war. I drown him that she could not breathe and shake. Well, you better call. Nine one want to go. What's the information real, quick, so I'm to get this, she goes right back on your pitch, it's great

I used to do telemarketing and I would have been one of the people that goes back to the pitch that the great Jim florentine everybody please enjoy the music coming up next pick by the wonderful andrew zimbalist and will have a bonus episode of the thursday afternoon. Just before friday, monday morning, podcast have a great weekend, get the hey. What's going on, it's bill Barr and it's the Monday morning, podcast for Monday september, twenty ninth, two thousand and fourteen, how there

Are you Ah, that's good! You know it's It is great to hear that you do and wealth you're doing right now on your monday morning, how you're driving through the fuckin rain sky, then when she away but lack lack right train. Clear, your fuckin when shields, you can see that awful building that yeah hey going into ever get to. bird. She just four- can keep driving right, buy it now, but if you dont make that left, but if you don't that right, what did you just keep going straight but went up with took his cell phone. He threw it out the fucking window and you just kept going and you didn't talk to anybody and you just kept driving yet a card on your right. You got a debit card. You just keep falcon dry. Right up over the hill right past errors, can solely in god, damn place you work at you just kept fuck and going.

Can you right now? I want somebody who don't throw you said, a far out the fucker window, just keep drive, I want to know how far you get and how long you can last before you come back with the above. I'm lip quivering because you realize that you do not start a fire without a match. You ever think of don't you think what are stuck in the matrix? You aren't. You drive to work on a fuckin monday morning. What do I assume that all we hate you jobs You love your job, maybe maybe maybe love it. Maybe you're like I got job I mean I think I'll take some jobs. I think that I would actually you I would actually love. I would of being a veterinarian I don't know about that. Seen it doesn't paying, but you get a lot of pain, then de what the weird owners I would mind some pet owners.

Be like, though, the owners that like, they never found love so now they love the cat. It could just be a really sad place right. I think the first thing I would do if I was a vet would be I would try to become some sort of specialist Y got to enter through the back of the veterinary in place, and I never had to talk to the owners. You don't like. I want to meet now I like. I handle people who advertise on this project. I never talk to any of us at any time. They fuckin complain, given their money back and then that but I knew I never get on the phone with them, my avatar. some personal call me in all. Send me an email and just be like all. They want to talk to you about your last red jacket many availabilities this week, and I just say no, I dont what about next week. I dont, foresee myself being available ever if they didn't like

Read I understand it. I mean about what I said derogatory about their product, about the fact that Neither read the goddamn copy that alone give a full refund there you go one free awful read for you, sir, enjoy god, damn whatever fuck. It is your soliloquy, whatever the hell you trying to sell, She just so little queasy. Well. If it makes you feel better. I feel like doing that. Sometimes too, I feel I just fuck and I dont know what I feel like doing lately. Felt like Ghana going away all me. You know and talk to the real people put their pants on one leg. It a fuckin time go up They talk to some homophobic racists, Think their neighbour got probe by a fuckin alien about that for, change your pace.

Out there on the open, robe falcon. Over something rental car. You don't know what it is just so far out in the bush. You don't even know what that fuck enamel was it wasn't for fucking legs, you would have thought If somebody in a fuller, bushy coat, I don't want to talk and you know what I don't give a fuck, because I just have to get through this thing this week I just gotta somehow babble for another god, damn our. So I can get but my yeah I get off my day What can I talk about here? All last week I mentioned that I was going back to boston right. Go bad. Debar form the sprig tone. I was going to go back and go to Derek jeter's last game at fenway and what ended up happening was. I ended up getting busy out here and I you know this business show business it

when you gonna go, do something fun await him and he's gonna go do something for himself. So I didn't go back friday and I just want just to fuck a busy, so I ended up given the tickets. buddy of mine and ass the day I sent him out all of a sudden. You said he wasn't playing and I gotta admit for them First time innocent, a career. I was upset what the guy was like, no one of Could you do that everybody went out to spent all that extra money They want to pay their respects, blah blah blah blah blah your way. Everybody, buys their tickets out of nowhere. loyal to google clue for covers, gave you a terrible blah blah blah. You know I was it's like a fan of self I can't you wanna, do derek cheater. Do what I want you to do and your career in a way, it's convenient to me. I actually was the one that then

I watched the highlighted of the yankee game when he had walk off right and I was just like air. The way it should end. Why was I get mad at that. Exactly the way it should end? Jordan at the last second shot. Ground was for a championship, that's how it should it ended. He shouldn t come back who played for the falcon, and people are saying out tat william, set that walk off home run for the red sox are. Then he sat out the last three games of the road trip so I guess he had a right to do that. But you know what he ended up come on up any ways and even pay attention to arrive. I watched alone. flip of it on the internet is last time may last year, you gotta obviate sharper over the third. When it was planned, and so I guess there was a runner and scorn position the runner score to get an army against the red sox. I guess they gave him a nice ovation and all I type a shit

At the I dunno once he once I read that he was tired, all the media and all of that type of crap. It's just like you know what fuck that this guy's been in the public eye for twenty goddamn years. Okay, he doesn't owe anybody anything if he wants to blow off the last couple of games. Fuck it you don't so, whatever I'm actually. Oddly sad in may in cali that that guy's career is over actually looked at wikipedia to see. If it already said, Derek jeter was a professional football player. Fortunately, it didn't still set is a professional baseball clark is. I guess he has put in his retirement papers, yet the file, those towards, I have no idea but I dunno but his country as I was for those Twenty four hours when he said he might not play Nobody could tie the neediness of overman this week, the way fuckin finesse those stats I've.

Seen a guys so desperate for fucking love and acceptance in my life. All I heard after like the first fuckin minute of that dobermans shit was? This was a guy he want. He wants everybody to say about him. What they say about direct cheater. It is just like. Do you not that guy I'll write you a fucking It's called parents, they didn't hug you so now. You don't even know how to accept the love that you want. So you push it away. That's why you get fired every fuckin six weeks. That's why? go on tv and you say stupid things like Mr President shut your mouth. oh my god. That guy redefines horses ass. I can't believe anybody even watches that comes off like a fucking cartoon character. He would

out of his criticism of Derek junior was he said he won fort championships at the in his first five years right. This is out of his criticism that he won for championships his first five years ago. How many vary with the last forty years Only one one what a piece of shit the only one five and you know what actually, that was great criticism by Keith overman, because a lot of people don't realise that not only the delegate or play shortstop for the new york yankees, he also was their gm. He he made all those decisions and the Kevin browns society at two hundred million dollar fuckin albatross! That's but hang around the neck alex run rigorous, a rod right now. Those were all derek spoken decisions giving effect, And break that was one of the ways That it was actually he came off like a manager of a restless.

trying to sell a fight, so he was just argue. The other side use poland like a bayliss mail I can use a former forgot his name halfway through you ever do that you start to forget the name, but you know begins with a b and you to go with it rewind. What I just said, listen, I said Bayliss. I could never do that again. I'll bayliss back that guy on my just completely lost my fuckin train of thought. Now here he comes, forgot to bring up the guy. Had thirty four hundred heads for to bring all of that up. I was just star and then he did that really fuckin taken. But a context cheesy for thing word: the egos in direct junior. There is not greatest yankee of all time blah blah bob blah. Then they fuckin show porn. facade of saying that he's the best you know it?

it's his teammates. What do you think he's gonna say. you know if they are she s story, but do you think that he's fucking, you know the honest? we think that is better than babe ruth lou. All that he would obviously say look in our eyes I would thank you. What he would just save me belongs in the same sentence. As those guys- and I would argue that you know I think that turkey was overrated, get help. I moved to new york and I once I went to new york and I started watching them ruling against the yankees every night. I saw that others shit that he did. three game losing streak. They finally get a rally. Somebody gets a hit, the guy scores who's, the first guy at the top of this step and dug out the fuckin captain, all that shit. That again like Keith oberman who's, not a fuckin team player,

our priority. Should your mouth, who the fuck would ever have the fucking balls to go on television? reprimand. The president, you have said Talk and like you're in the pentagon sweated some people, you know you give them a little gel in their hair. You give them a suit and put a camera on them all of a sudden, a they think they know shit. so anyways? He was either the the he when he was, maybe it maybe it can speak. He was either doing that or he was just fucking. He was spain, a contrary and just to get some ratings, because I never watched acacia, I just don't. Yeah. What I was most amazing thing about Keith how big is I'm only went on letterman Let me set out, you are a large man like you. Just is fuckin gigantic, like he could a plate. he's like a fuckin refrigerator, whether with a head on it

But having said all that you know, I gotta tell you thought you thought I gotta be wondering. Why said all that shit about their junior. You know it's great this week: no, no, no, no, no ray rice shit bringing, but I didn't hear anything about it, which is great that that died down the time for a month or that pink horse shit come enough already hard to say at some fuckin bottle pink lemon egg. Just the case you forgot the last eleven months, there's something out there call breast cancer and it bad thing. We need to find a care just in case you forgot that it exists. We're gonna, pay everything pick this month awry we're gonna tell those children and this What jobs and El Salvador that when they make the pink shit for the nfl, may get action think this year, just in case anybody, forgets

Jesus. I thought I was gonna be in a good mood this week, unlike exe, country. Here you go watch em any of the the nfl football I am. I did my usual. I told you my new thing I watched early game and tape. Another one. I watched the four o'clock clock game and I take another four clogging and then take the sunday night came and then Watch the one one o clock, one four clock, then, the Monday night game and the tuesday I watched the one o clock a wednesday. I watch the four o clock came thursday. I watch thursday football friday a watch sunday night football, and it says I want the college football fuckin, brilliant I can't believe how many years I had a fuckin dv before I figured out to do that perfect, so This is what I watch this week. I watched the jets first does the lions, and I take the packers verse the bears.

And then I don't you think it bill why the fuck? Why don't you just take the floor, can jets game and actually watched the bears packers, one of them was rivalries among national football league. Why didn't you do that because patriots are in the nfc east and I just wanted to see how we would match up. The jets have watched him two weeks ago. I think we're gonna have a we're. Gonna have trouble with them. Because we had trouble with the raiders, He lost the dolphins. We had trouble with the raiders, the dolphins pounded the fuckin raiders, nine others has just all horse. It is just a first, the season It definitely I don't know, I'm not feeling too confident about the fuckin team, dad Rex ryan is one in three now one in three I don't know

can a version versus pickin. egos and culture to be in the soup of all this year and I have no idea everybody just kind of A blue me away the first week so did the forty niners and now both of them are looking kinda, not saying they're. But they dont look unbeatable Damn I don't not foreigners of pocket terrible today, as did the on a Jesus Christ to watch them fuckin games who the hell were they plan they be the eagles eagles terrible today, fucking It was nobody wanted to win. The game like these are two of the elite teams. In in the fuckin! Legally now we template forty nine, taken all those penalties, capper nick they got a job. in clark. You see the play clock they fuckin guy. Let it run down like two three times during the game. I don't fuck anal up. The eagles are the eagles globally

when their culture believe in their quarterback. I just don't. It just doesn't seem like a you. If he goes down and you got, you got my sanchez aright who used be a jet, so he's got that curse on him, and then he went to the fucking eagles hooted. Fuckin marked sanchez piss off. Then he goes to the two fuckin most curse, goddamn teams in the nfl, both in grain. That's a good that you went from the the MR falconer. ngos, I guess the only good thing about that trade is. He didn't have to buy some new boxes, I know, I I'm talking a lot of shit this week in, as you could tell, I dont know any the players names anytime, I, what the jets all I. Why watch the Brca shaw? Fuckin ferguson? That's all the only guy watched at his watch, a man anal somebody,

outside of the line there. And other than that of judges are enough. I always get a little bored with Football by the end of september, because I just absolutely fuckin o d on it and and what the cure is is now they're gonna addressed, dress him up like a bunch of new. You know new born baby girls for the next month. and don. You know which it horses gonna, just fucking annoy the shit out of me. I you know this infiltration of the nfl with the this shit, I'm telling you that they're gonna do just that their gradually women are gradually gonna take over the nfl. This is my prediction: we're poverty per day, superbowl winners I like to predict. Random shit, like my prediction to Paul, is there Rex ryan is going to have an altercation with a fan this year

think physical, I think he's gonna eat he's gonna have a fuck, you fuck you fight! That is I'd be caught on camera either. Is he walks out of a stadium, his there's somebody else's or It's gonna be outside like a hooters or a waffle house, while the pants till one in three. You know the heats gettin turned up in and he is that guy's wired he's got a short fuse Ok and I can relate to that. So I know he is people, gonna start saying shit to him and he is gonna fuckin snap. because that's the way he's wired- and I don't wish on the guy, but whatever he says, he's gonna be fucking great. In probably run a t shirt. I dunno, if that's going to happen, but I'm predicting that that's one of my that's my first prediction for this year. If you just want who's going to fucking, you know lead the big and rushing you gotta, listen to diversity effect, all right. If you want to hear the fuckin,

flying, saucer illuminati shit, you listen to this. What are right, something comes in I'll, say I got lucky. That's the difference now between me, a goddamn gentlemen. Fuck and animal from new jersey, poverty Now, listen to the Verde effect. He actually he's pretty good at picking a super bowl guy super bowl guy super bowl team, all right. So here we go. it's my first prediction rex writing is going to have an an altercation with the fact that it to get him find or, at the very least, put on tmz right now, to my next prediction is over the next ten years. Women will infiltrate, infiltrate the nfl to the point that they they're gonna fuck it They're gonna ruin it I don't understand why they have to a part of it is this

excess. I dont understand I'll get it It's a man's football league. Can we just have one thing. they gradually creeping in got the whole month of october the fuckin with the pig stuff they got there now. They got the less. They got him down on the sidelines. We gotta go now John every fuckin ten minutes check in honour. What do you think there s all Well, he they saying it's a high ankle, sprain and he's waiting in pain and he cannot put any weight on it. That's all I got down lights. flag where I watch Felicia Jake. You know the wonderful job and then eventually they're gonna be like will work here, we'll be there We in the both working

all Subaru cover J J, then they'll be two of em And then it then the escape is gone. The escape is gone, But what do you know what a healthy relationship is is is? Is you gotta have time away from each other see you miss each other. You've got to fuck off the ladys. They got the late. Women have to be able to take off, go ever. Can glass of wine with Their girlfriends and then just about how lousy in bed you are. They need that today, come back and just fucking deal here for the next six days. They have to have that in that you know, guys are no different women start their own football league. What why they? Why are they think it so much shit? For Why not? Why do they keep fuckin belly?

Up to our bar, you know forgive paid it. you know, I'm fuckin have jochen here. I'm only half Jochen did our bad. I would love to somehow in a room full of feminist. With at them. Knowing that I was a stand up comedy and go on, go on a panel right would like to black frame glasses and just start saying over the top ridiculous shit, like I just said right. And just just see how mad I could make them. Those are the things I fantasize about. Like if I had the ability, like one of those fucking, those fuckin nerds that nobody understands and they can be fire and ice. Now we make them They made like twenty movies halley berries in it. She has all white hair, the fuckin

the mutants there. Nobody understands it. Fuckin metaphor for nerds and racism. Jesus Christ just get all what the karate, what the fuck are. They called not the impossible. my god. I have no short term memory. I keep thinking the fantastic for like for some reason. I keep picture them all in blue. What are they called the expendables, the impossible, the mutants vital come to me whatever you know what I'm talking. then the guy from star trek is one of the guys and he's in a wheelchair. Oh my god, what the fuck are. They called begins with an eye. Doesn't it invincible whatever I don't fucking know. I didn't want my god. Damn pointless.

This is this is this is why our committee is like, like this disliking imagine, if I actually had a responsible job, the fuck was fuck talking about talk about women pissing annum off. Ah then I say black frame, glasses and then I may be thinking of that fuckin rex re guy who's, actually critic on the gong show he's not the fantastic forgot. but his last me. His name was red. Wasn't I'll fuck it now speaking a reeds and want to griffith park. The other day, every once in a while I'll drive all away over there, and there was This asian couple and one clarinet. and another one at a saxophone and the woman with the clarinet was killing and she was stand about twenty feet away from her husband who was blowing.

Can claim the fuckin clamps And I those fucking larry's to me because if he was just out of practice or whatever, but it just cracked me up that she was walking away from him because she was playing so nicely. I can only imagine how like the fact that she's actually a musician, how bad his playing must sound to her pitch perfect fuckin ears, but she loved the guy. This is the I'm just assuming all this, but she loves the guy, so she fucking tolerates it, but she she just steps away a little bit. You know. Fuck you, I know none of it made sense, but you know what your play a clarinet with a red. Ok. Saxophone dude he got a mouthpiece. All I know is after you play a while, you get to blow out the spirit or

Let me me do advertising here, I say get the europe's was do a great deal for a minute We do a great there, let's get back to the hell. I wanted to talk about how far into the sound, thirty minutes they minutes. So what did I do this week? Nothing just did more. Writing more. Writing. More. Writing. More writing. In this weekend I have on what do I get I have a Davis symphony hall, fourth, we added a second show. How great is that I am excite and. We're gonna why I dunno If you stand up all this week, I am, I am running out of time not everything that I want to tighten up- and this is first rogan awhile and put a little bit sure myself, I'm sam just goes a unbelievable comedy town, for whatever reason.

who knows why they are a great. How many town you never know why why one towns going to be better than the other, but they are one of the best out there. So I can't go up there and suck because those- bergen, stalked, hippies, no comedy up there. It was like going to san francisco cause it's that weird sort of christ section of people right, got the hay me and from fuck in san francisco, and then he got absolute animals come in from fuckin oclock it out. And you put him altogether yet alcohol limits its a fund show every boy. He gets a chance I don't talking about this point so anyway, I didn't go back to boston. stayed out here and worked on this fuck it I'm trying to get on on the ground off the ground. I should say played a little bit of drums till I could tell you still fuck what that double pet.

still struggling along, I'm gonna stick with it. You know what fuck Please just get to the questions for this week now maybe this'll this'll this'll spur spar, something on here. Gambling problem dear billy bets I get so billy bats, I like it is a gambling problem. I get it of a gambling problem, not the kind you think I have always enjoyed a bet here and there, but never made a life of it and the like. Two years, I've developed this anxious twitch, I think about what I would bet on and worry about. My hypothetical bet, the entire game, its nuts said. I place. A small bet, every now and then to scratch this edge, the thing, I dont like gambling. It's the thought that scares me. What. So they're reverse might be like that. and the day when you're old man made you smoke a path to break the habit thoughts. Oh I see

Now I wouldn't gamble dude of europe. Twitching like fred when bad but bad bad, bad, bad. Anybody, Most fifty and remembers that episode bad bad, bad bad for flintstone, started gambling and he had a fuckin problem with gambling and they didn't have gamblers anonymous yet because he made those episodes. Unlike the fuckin early sixties, I think and went for. It started gets, spend another control, you know, anybody just said, like you want put a bet on that. He would just his eyes would start spinning and you'd go bad, but by bad bad, bad, bad, like freaking, the fuck out. It was weird like he had this unbelievable gambling problem for one episode and then it all went away it all fucking went away and that's you know something I have given you guys more goddamn history about the french flintstone shelf. You know when you think about. If you continue to listen to this, this was, if you go back,

I should say or have you been listened to a continuously? I think that's what I was trying to say. I told you how is based on. I think they they ripped off the honeymooners and then they had that one episode they make fun of the beatles and Elvis where they like bud, is it? I can't stand burg music. whatever happened to georgia boy, I think that was making fun of Elvis because he had kind of fallen off and used he was from my mississippi anyways. What Let's get back to the sky here. To the few hours. Obviously, if you already have a nervous twitch about gambling, what like. That's ok! You know I fuckin sit around fantasize about killing. Somebody should I go out, just kill person just so. I kind get it out of my system now. I think should I. I don't know what to tell you

sounds like you need some new age shit. You know you go get hypnotized assumption but I would not start gambling to gambling- is just it's fucking brutal. Gamble in order is about gambling again it really. It takes his soul in a different way. Say like drugs and alcohol do what they like physically. You no change. the parents and all that type of stuff. You know you get the gin blossom, those are, if you're doing harder, drugs and stuff you get emaciated of you doing fly. You know what what does that shit that they do out there in them crystal meth? You know you start looking like, like the petrified version of yourself. Gambling there's just stay, etc. copper, friends, are really at an issue at that time there was just a darkness that was just over them at all times.

You went into the place where they lived and you just felt it. You just felt the fuck him. Yes, I do consider yourself lucky that you never do enough. The worse you ever do is not gamble and just sit there twitching and he got off easy. Believe me yeah. What's Is that alright, Rex ryan, I'm actually looking it up right now, Rex ryan, I'm gonna, see if they're already calling for his job the new york media? You know Rex ryan, new york, post, let's see what we get let's see what we get. He added that it had at that dead, air I'll get nothing. Yet. I probably looked up the wrong thing on the fucking worst when it comes to the shit new york's post sports Here we go and he gets a guarantee that will go into broadcasting.

He's going to, I think, he's gonna fuckin fade away in a cool way like Oh shit, struggling gino, screams fuck, you had a fan after jets. folded alliance. I add the wrong guy. dude. I almost called it. Do you two points fitting kappa on board career. ready or not. Here comes a rod, my favorite yankee of all time- oh my god,. Greatest thing that ever happened Was Alex Rodriguez garner the fucking yankees? Let's see if they got anything jets. Gang violence must be bleak thing act together, report card jets. Having de problems red sox, learn from mariano fiasco, give cheater a proper tribute out.

Given the right send off out of what the fuck is gimme a break. we're supposed to give all of us must send off you guys gonna, give big papa you fuckin bigtime, send off. Jesus Christ, fuckin wine in new york, media bunch, a god, damn broad's let's get back to you, learn sharply with the bad fucking tupperware party you through marianna rivera. Well, you know what thanks to marianna rovera, we fuckin blowin that goddamned gay. We are the greatest come back and fuck a baseball history down three games. The nun right We gave him his tribute the next year when we get now rings. We gave that big ovation got a you know something. That's one thing I don't miss about living in new york. Is that petty shit there? We think that like Boston has issues with new york, you not which

definitely do, but you they got issues with us, so fuckin that this kind of even there, When we finally want to world series those policies, actually made a t shirt. That said twenty six, the six like we have twenty six championships to your six: that's how fuckin I wish they were The fuck and eighty six years, a robin our faces in it, they want to have one rough winner. Right could Take it had Emilio. Oh, was that a disgraceful moment you're fuckin history. Alright, Syria do general bill need. Your thoughts is isis horseshit. I mean we know we gave them weapons, but there still, but there still had to at a need. Jesus because I can't read- and then you fuckin, leave out words in the sentence. I mean we know we gave them weapons, but they are

still had and need to be stopped. People. Please try to prove this. But we're not good at stopping anything in that region, your president and in command. What is the move? the mood is we pull out. Very slowly. This is what we do. This is what we do: The only reason why any of those cuts have any fucking money is because nations like us are still driving gas combustion engines So this is what I would do. I would try to jump more raw car cup, he's over here, like the tesla company I get gm and all those other fox to do the same thing, and then we just don't need them anymore, and we ourselves off of oil and then they would just slowly go bankrupt, the entire middle east, their entire fucking economy. As far as my complete lack of research goes

This is based on the fact that their sitting on top of oil. So if we just stuff, we dont needed anymore, what are they gonna do and then they are free to solve them problems theirselves, which they you'd be doing. as far as you saying we're, not good at stopping anything in that region is a reason for that is the reason why russia goes into afghanistan in lieu and loses there's a reason why people go into that. The reason why we, to vietnam and lost the only way in occupation works, This is brutally honest as if you go in there and a young you you're, not leaving. And be you commit genocide. That's the only way, fuckin works the only way it has ever fuck and worked, and it is a hundred percent, the wrong thing, the fuckin. Do you can't do that? So that's it. You know,

it's just inevitable. They know eventually you're going home. So, I do is go out, you beta, she bade us and then you walk around stand and over there and they just sit there pick any off making your life. miserable, then eventually like what the fuck are we doing here, let's get out of here, then you leave and then I go back to do whatever it whatever it is that they were doing any ways, but I dont think that we're going to solve anything over there and I base set on checklist wacky and yugoslavia. I didn't have any idea about That shit, so herbs and fucking croatians and all other I didn't. I didn't. I still quite understand it that It was not going on when I was born. There was already checklist czechoslovakia and there was yugoslavian all take the shit going on over there and they I had a common em, an enemy in the with the occupation of the russians in their country, so they were against them and. Where now russia fell, whatever the fuck that one

like twenty years ago, all of a sudden they get their freedom and they immediately picked up this fight. For that had stopped, like I don't know Sixty seventy eight hundred fucking years earlier and is killing each other again It up so I mean you're, not gonna, it's over You have a better chance of getting ohio state in the university of Michigan too. Like each other, then you will have an all those groups over there will get along they're, not gonna get along and dumb. That's just awaited. So that's what I would do. I would just fuckin. I would do a bunch Shit that would get me whacked way before I would ever achieve it. That's what I would do you know it's. Basically, it was that funny Jesus crisis is becoming too serious here. Are I look? Maybe the maybe a is a nice one. Commission dear bill

commission of Vienna fell off fuck. Here we go again, one of the top three things you're doing to improve the legal. This can include anything from scheduling to punishments, the campaigning to relocate attain. What would you do. Jesus Christ. I don't want this fucking job, attempting things, I would do to improve the league. I get tony saragossa fuckin chair. You know Then he give enough skies, gotta could stand up the whole goddamn game with his back to those animals in the zone. That's what I would do. I would give him a nice fuckin endzone seat. water cannon too far. Spread all the animals buying. That's the first thing. I would do next thing do as I would move the kick off back together. mr kick off, or I would just eliminate that useless exercise to begin with.

And number three. I would call somebody in the m l b and I get rid of the dh rule. That's what I would do those the three things that I would do to make football better this. Whatever the outs, I would, I guess. I would just would change jam. most of them the new rules in passing. I will change it back. I would I like to know how much a helmet I really like that rule I saw a guy diving for a ball and it was past his outstretched fingers and he couldn't catch it, and this guy back in the day it would have been helmet to helmet, would have coming in perpendicular would not, this guy out in front They hurt himself in the process to a little bit down there. thirty years later, when he was done right and guy lead but to shoulder hit the guy in his chest, definitely fuckin brutal head, but they both got up and were fine and they

fuckin rattle their brains to bad. Yet I'm sure your brain still moves around what I do like that. Rule, but I don't know, I don't know what the fuck I would do, I'll fuck it I get tony saragossa fuckin chair and then I would stepped out and just say my work is done without be ok. I want. You know what I would do. I would eliminate the X. Russian, get it right. I would eliminate that because it makes everybody sounds stupid, We're gonna get why we're gonna write necktie, we're gonna, get it right, get it right! Jesus fucking christ? Maybe that's like fucking, like cavemen could come up with a better serve the girl raw row.

I cannot say anything that drives me nigh fucking hate that expression get it right. Alright, let's move on the next one chooses crisis is just scatterbrain. This we gonna kick it laid bill. a huge fan. I listen all your Gas and stand up now, I'm done sucking your dick. I love her. You guys just can't give me a fucking compliment and then you feel all uncomfortable. Could you actually enjoy the cop whether the fucking podcast just be a man or give me a goddamn compliment? You know, Does somebody did Jackie are uncomfortable amount. Uncomfortable. I enjoy the praise Says I need some advice on starting my sophomore year of college. I've never been more depressed. My high school girlfriend broke up with me shortly after graduation and I haven't gotten laid sense, It's not like. I stay in my room all day. I have friends and I go to parties at least once a week and even though I never enjoy even I never enjoy myself. I just can't get it. to be interested in me. I also

I have no idea what I want to do after college, and so I have no motivation to apply myself. The only reason I haven't dropped out is because my parents, who are paying thousands and thousands of dollars- I don't thought, so they won't be disappointed. I work out we day and I try to stay busy, but most of the time I just feel terrible. when you have some advice for me, if not go fuck yourself, and if you do thanks and go fuck yourself. Aren't you We have a sense of humor. But my advice, be you know what. if you're trying to heart, Right, there's no reason to go to a party not have a good time. Just go there and enjoy yourself. Don't worry about talking a women. Don't worry about trying to get laid. Just have a good time. just enjoy yourself just go out and life, and just fuckin enjoy yourself. Ok, people are attractive

two positive energy and somebody having a good time. It makes some want to be around you and next thing. You know somebody blow in you. I don't stan why the universe works. That way, but it does. I know I am overly simplifying this. But I did it's good that you know that you're depressed, I was depressed about twenty years. It didn't realize it because I was so used to feeling that way. I thought it was just the normal in. Just a normal state of things I gotta take this. Do you are gonna, get a girlfriend and you're gonna find love and you're gonna get married. Ok, but I gotta take The fuckin misery that comes to that life. All right disagree it thing, but there is also a misery and she feels it. Fuck into and that's a part of, you the individual. You dies so right How do you, the fort year old you, it's gonna, look back at the fao It's a forty year old. You could

the time machine and sit down with you right now and give you a fuck three games speech. Before you went to their party. I mean would be like scared straight may be right the face. You know you do it's hard to get up at five in the morning to changes should adapt. You get later hours of work and do you care a smile on your face when you go for good party so that you could retain their works several at a lot about. You got that seven eleven, you get yourself a box of fuckin condoms, use, Do you still want in your pocket prepare for success. You aren't you goddamn short: you get down there. You have good fuckin type, all right, you're, only to be this age once something like that right. I'm telling

you're gonna be use age once you're in college dude. You are at like you, It's like you won the NBA draft lottery. then there are in the prime of their fucking life. Most of all, my fuckin single, it's gonna happen for you. if you're walking around and you depressed in your carrying that with you feel moping around like that? That makes people fuckin you know now Wanna be around you, so I would say: drinkings, probably not a good thing, because that is a depressant solves scratched. I came out of my pocket, told you to try to have a couple of beers. I wouldn't do that. I would just fuckin enjoy yourself. I almost you know what I would do. I would go. Do some shit for you for trying to a girlfriend fuck trying to get laid fuck. All of that just go out, and what do you want to do If you don't know what you want to do, go on, go, try a bunch of different things and have a good time to just single. Ok, you don't have to fuck and you don't have to fuck and deal with.

trying to figure out. What's gonna make him happy Because, as far as I can fuckin tell. there, isn't anything. That's gonna make him happy for. Longer than maybe a day. the amount of shit did you can do for? As you can tell she's a couple of months away the amount of shit that you can fuck do for him, and all it does is by a couple of days a happiness is just fuck. It baffling- and I gotta be honest with you. a lot of women look at guys and they think that we're fucking stupid and I think part of it is because they have The way their brain works that multi. Asking whatever is that shit talk that they always say in other women? Can multitasking guys can well? I would Generally speaking this is very general. I think men have

Advantage when it comes to just being happy, you know what I mean like I dunno. If my podcasts and the way I talk and shit, but I'm happy's, I'm happy as hell and I've been happy for a long fucking time. You know all I need dude outlets. All I fucking eat the nfl package. I gotta It's a fucking miller's. Am I in my god, damn refrigerator. You know. I got a new pair of sneakers, just some stupid bullshit, like that. I order a fucking pizza. That's all! I need I'm happy the whole fucking day. I go on a hike with my dog in the morning that sit on good, simple, simple, stupid shit. keeps me as a guy entertained. I don't

of their high level brain that there are always talking about their ability. I could do a thousand fucking things. Look at you, you're miserable you fuckin miserable, so. I'm telling you do you're. Actually you don't realize it, but where you are right now do is you are an absolute utopia. Do you know how many fucking guys right now would kill to be in your position date even take two years and not get laid. Who gives a fuck rubber now get on with your goddamned day. You know get on what the fuck day of being single, not having the answer to anybody and having the option of hidden on any beautiful woman, their catches, your eye The trip anytime, you fuckin, want go wherever you want to go, do whatever the fuck? Do you never gonna get in your parents are paying for you. Can education do you we're gonna, be freer, our

so start looking at your life that way, and I'm telling you you can have a the fucking vibe- and I am I you know I'll- tell you right now you start doing that good days are going to happen in the national football league, though Please do some good is gonna happen, but their will the time in you're, fucking life, I'm tellin, you were you we'll be married, you'll have kids, you do that whole fuckin thing that will be its own sort of utopia, but it's it's. And I do this is a very so beautiful, selfish time in your life that you should embrace. And you should not. You should not spend feel bad about yourself right today, a gulf good luck to you! Ok Relationship problems are built, First of all, I would like to say thank you for all the podcast now go fuck yourself day, a girl, that's how it's done beautiful, Well, I'm in my early twenty soon to be the youngest regional manager in my company, so

Kind of feel that I am moving in the right direction. My biggest problem right now has to be commitment Shit my girlfriend I've been together for about six months now, so we are seeing how things work. Is also we're seeing how things work right. Skies must have spoken to his phone, Well, lately these things things have not been too great. She. She complains about everything, farm, not home around with the boys of the gym or if I don't respond to one simple text? jealousy is really taking its toll on me. and whenever she sleeps at night shelter for hours on how much she hates work and just fuss about how I don't Do this all right? How come I do that fucking annoying I cheated on this woman, nor have I put myself in any type of physical situation with so why the well, I to add more, but here it is the biggest issue with her it.

To be her son? Yes, her son, he is turning for in a few months, but is such a pain. I know is a child blah blah blah. But this child doesn't know how to talk, use the restroom and thinks screaming for everything and throwing a fit. get what he wants. Is this her fault? Yes, that's what this guy this bill, I'm a father as well my soon to be five year old son is annoyed by this kid do during your early twenties and you've gotta. Five year old son, Jesus Christ, whenever we go out her son tries to Take all my son's toys and chooses what he wants to watch and what he wants and when he wants to leave. I suppose My question to you is: should I simply continued per out be with her flesh me with her. She, the bread one of her family supporting her mother who just had a baby and his ploy dude? Is it's a jerry springer transcript and too

A brothers plus her son financial she's in a hard place, so I help her out when I can, I feel guilty leave. I feel guilty if I left or right now, since I know she's very attached to. this relationship, and it may affect her, and I wouldn't want every or else to suffer, should I say fuck it. worth my unhappiness, so my son's discomfort towards her son or say just say fuck it right it out until her mom finds a job or trains that little animal of a child right? Our aim? Here's the deal dude. You fuckin said something about. Three quarters is away through a first of all, you know with all this stress she has in our life, supporting all those other people probably has a lot of the reason why she's fucking comment? You she's taken out of situation on you in a little a little way. I guess there, but you said, where is it I feel guilty. Now, since I know she's very tired of avert, should I say fuck it,

It's not worth my unhappiness and my son's discomfort already so you're unhappy in your own son is not comfortable are right. I think that says something right there you that's what you need, fixed right there. You need to be happy and your son needs to be comfortable or you have to leave, and it's not your fault. You know. you know she lives with carnival people from your description aright. Ah, you gotta be self. In a our relationship. When you single, ok, you give them commit to somebody before he met with them. You gotta be selfish. You gotta be making sure at the very least you been with them, makes you happy that sounds like fuck a nightmare. That situation right. There's sounds why I waited till. I was forty five to get married. Ah, but I guess what I would say is if you feel like you could somehow

not leavings, not breaking up with somebody cause. You feel like it's a bad time. It's never a good fuckin time. All she's doing is getting more and more attached to you and all your doing is taking more and more days away from her where she could be goin out find somebody else so far. That is not a reason to stay. So, if you feel like you, try work it out. you didn't mention once in any of that that you loved her. So I don't know that sounds about is miserable situation, as I can think of. so in our, but at the end of the day I got the idea of day. It's gonna be your decision. But our relationship is definitely not firing on all soldiers, Gonna stay with those two days. Create a new culture in the locker room. here we go summer. Time is over bill

The circle of seasons is cruel and beautiful. I mean the summer already bow and joy the fall in the apple related feelings, for I think if a fulfilling summer power grading this summer, a plus those billy got. Some son are F, because bill got some son how by grading the summer I don't fucking know I survived it kind of Fuckin question is that that's not even a question and answer that question right? That's it! For this week, the body I want to thank everybody for the all the ticket sales up there in San francisco. A really looking forward. You know I need it. Man, I haven't done a stand up. Row gig in awhile and I've been doing that for twenty two years and you do the road is long while I started travelin seriously doing the road rather

His driver outdoing hell, gigs outside a boston, probably doing that for like seventeen years. Right here, seventeen years, so you know my blood man, I gotta do it so the next the next three days I have coming up Davis davies, captain Davis davies, symphony hall in San francisco, to shows this saturday night october forth. and I'm doing the spotlight spotlight casino in could shallow California October eleventh and then my next state is at west palm beach improv on november fourteenth because I'm going to a foot couple of football games out there. Go to the thursday night game and then I'm gonna go see them university, miami against floored estate, which is a larry's cause. I'm gonna have to fucking, listen to them during that time. Our job shit, my god, but anyways

So I don't have a lot of road deaths. Was I've been trying to write to show and then also I'm trying to put together the new hour before hit the? And I'm so basically, if you're wondering how the next year is shaping up as I'm finally gonna do that australian tore then I'm gonna do some updated. Some of my favorite stand up. Clubs around the country- and I get that ready to go, and then I want to do a nice theatre band, I am hoping to do another european tour and this time actually add, along with them, the all the countries I did before and to try to do an eastern european leg. This time too, like lithuania, estonia, albania, all that shit, I'm gonna try to see how that goes. Why not right why? The fuck now so. I'm really looking for is looking forward to the new year october's common up right. I gotta get my across came together? Make my fucking pumpkin bread. You know all fuckin purpose fly.

anyway. Anyways. That's the podcast for this week, everybody I apologize. I always a little rocky this week, but if I didn't do it right now, I would be able to do in the morning so were anyway. We were going to do here. Are your god natalia? I didn't get right next week, I'm going to try and get a ride. I have known of blame myself and I take forward possibility that support. Yes, this week, I'll fuck yourselves, it remember my prediction: what's up everybody, I welcome back to be anything better. Podcast bit m gm nfl preview addition going into weak number four, but before we Started we gotta talk about our great sponsor

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I don't think, there's a big bang play and when you go to walk in and get wet doing all we would always leave the gun They can always one of the greatest lies a mob of its during commander. I believe I can always so I have too bad bad weeks going, not one in three, because they your giants offensive line stinks bill. Goes, I believe, to one and one with the tie. The bears and we are getting closer on that arguments. Pick pop don't lie, but that was my mask. A piece of bark dolphins pick was it was your met. Was your pic so far the vandals was it got on a wide and say I didn t more ship bangles coming off to losses jack's one like they're, gonna fuckin, went to one or other. What I was thinking you're dolphins pick was like. You go for around a golf any one like and you got Stu shot of the day. That's the shot your season so far

the girl would have been more impressive. If I didn't need. I pushed on the bears, who knew that again, taxes with a sharp and there. Now Seattle had a chance at the end I didn't know, mary merry forgetting I quarterback at the falcons. I still what had taken seattle. Look, I'm going to get a clock they're going to talk to you about this tweaked up. Something that I noticed a sweet paul. I noticed when I went to the baron When I went to the baron gm website yeah You know what I saw a paw lotta trees, not of one slaughter threes, and I have seen what you got. The sheer paul. You got parity. A gambler nightmare. Fucking game could go either way is to be a hard year. Do I I actually saw there and I was trying to look. This is like I looked at it before.

and I'm goin. I thought what you thought I go there close and then I was like there's a lot of games. I'm not touch in some think and I'm wondering where bills going, because there have these games. I want nothing to do all this bar. There isn't a game this week that I go. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I got down once all the vegas his patent themselves on the back right now who goes this week. I go first, this week. And waiting just real, curious, andrew sly, whence three in one one in three and one in three oh boy were how I'm onto under five one or two under five hundred, but we gotta far, we can't do. We gonna beat the book here. I mean as much as we look around each other. This is really about us, making our listeners money and whose kitten who are you goes. What are the books you worry about here? My talk a bit of two years in a row: that's what we want.

This is who I am good art. This is my go to for the first one ball at home and out of the shoe coming out strong with a big victory, come on call. We need some wins there. at home they will, they also lost at home last week at home, again, good team. Oh, come home after a loss, poverty They re all down a bit. No, they ve been home, though they were home. They were home for the loss in our home. Again, ominously it lacks the relaxed, probably been offered I'm gonna take Tom Brady for the simple reason that I don't think he's gonna lose too in a row and I don't I've been saying, I don't believe in the chiefs, The colts beat the chiefs and I think Brady's gonna beat them too, and that game is minus one summit to take the boy at home, with a bound back, beat moms, I don't believe you just said. I, like everything you just said a day what I'm gonna do pop. I don't know why I know

I know I'm taking the miami dogmas tonight. a have, because I just think at Lenny clearly parity bangles little hit and miss there. That big thing that both for days off, I just think The dolphins are wrong, just physically amours superi athletic t. Can I tell you they're from the bottom of my heart. I like that It's that the way you ve been taken a view peccatum almost as bad as me, always only three with solid three weeks apart, I got giant goose egg on my fuckin head. All he had were the dunce hat this year. You know what I like about that. I liked that you're getting the the the half a point to three and a half you're getting. I liked that alright. My second pick, I believe, in the detroit lions and I believe the detroit lions are going to beat geno smith did right. Ok,

minus four, I think Detroit as a break out gain more minus four like minus three matters forward for makes all freckles nervous over here. I think Detroit Is this game by seven or more and they have their break out week of the season cos been right on the cusp I'm gone, Detroit lie just like that you can pay attention to the detroit lions. As you call the ditch. When did you know their coats that due to do that? I is the best he just goes. You'd think it put the big guy. because no no, I don't sleep, he goes. after windsor losses. I don't sleep I thought he meant it his face. He got now. He goes if we win. I I don't sleep. If we lose, I don't sleep. He goes it's. It's a quick hour nap! It's back to work! Planet! We just the plan. I was like that gas. If that does not divorced a hook, weak I got one report I'll tell you I'm taken on. the titans getting three and a half,

in envy. Any because I say I don't take Andy, you know they one big last week I would ever. I dont think I think they they got their running back still healthy right. Yes, fill their coach. I like that one, that's one of those games everybody's at all who called track mary. I siri coms That's a trap game right there and guess what I think I just stepped in it, because I'm betting on the game. That's a balls you! What do you do about just snorted this virus in spite of sea package, That's what they snort in Portland Oregon. Ok, let's see here, ok, my my third pick some seconds out there. Much as I hate to do this. Much!

You polar billy red face here. You bet against your own team did not honour what but closed its close As much as aid to do this, the guy The cowboys the dallas cowboys are minus three at home. Again, the commanders, I know it's a division game that backup quarterback cause controversy with deck and market these words. Here we got it. We got a recorded. The cowboys when the next two there's gonna be talks to not have deck back, and I have friends bill. You know I'm talking about that are dying. Our cowboy friends that dont, like dec of this kid rush, but they look Really good man and nay, they will dare defensive line, ran through hours. The cowboys minus three at home, coming off that giants when I need money. Matters are gonna, win that game outright. You do ya Because they fuckin hate each other to division rivalry and it makes no fuckin sense because they get this shit kicked out of him by the eagles last week. Job cuts-

displayed played good. This tracking, that's attracting pop. why do I to do with you? I don't know. I just did that there was a country thing, I'm sorry boy. I want to be the book here, but I was hoping I was hoping you gonna go commanders, that's true game. I did. The commanders went out right on road and for europe I am room for you, I don't want you to lose, but I I don't have the games in front of me here. I, the next one that I have that I have on my docket Paul doo doo doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo doo, come on. I like this andrew. I love the graphics. This year stepped up our game. I can look at it read their bills. The street, whereby gonna fucking game as it were, I'm looking I wanted to find it now. Somebody else I'm taking the pittsburgh steelers minus three and a half at all against the jets

steelers. Aren't that good jets, tat good job flak. Oh, as experience are probably either dec on this one, but we know what did I tell you this and I don't have to, but because I'm a friend and I'll Zack Wilson, their starters back this week. So flat does not in awe type a guy. I am, let's not forget it that wilson sounds like he's on them at him. I'm stuck on what the pittsburgh steelers minus three and a half zaza, maybe was his spurs. When I was a kid was named Zack yourself, you're, a girl. I'm torn between my last pick, but I think I have to don't do it. I'm I got one and three I mean this is that sets out a rough. What I'm gonna take the los angeles chargers against the texans.

The charges are coming off a brutal loss. I know they're quarterback was little banged up with a rib injury, but I think that they can be protected is by more than five. I think they will. Freedom by more than five. I like that that so I'm gonna take the I take the los angeles chargers, my his five on the road at Houston. I like that, because last week Houston showed up I don't think they got two weeks in iraq are tat. Our up. You ve noticed who's the biggest underdog at a week. my new england, patriots they are that that I saw that numbers disrespectful. green bay a whole year. I know, but what's his face? Mac jones is heard. Gotta high ankle sprang. I think we gotta either tom onus godzilla lack after that I got over the deaf child

go in with them But not another division rivalry game. These games are always closed. So I like taken the points on those things the denver broncos They now become before games with without ok now drake, whose quarterback again go away in las vegas raiders getting two and a half. I, like the other car derek, are not Derek no one taken the broncos o rust Russell Wilson well said: I think he has a break out game with the broncos. Ok. You're not going to distil fuckin russell wilson, he's drive and a new car he's gotta see how it goes into the coroner's how it comes out? What Yeah, the rain has historically paul for decades you're, a chief,

You don't let down and that's why they're not going to you know very well why you? Both we both didn't touch. the game that I I know I looked at, but then I kind of shied away and you didn't even mention it was the the bills, laws against the dolphins, and now there are three points favorites on the road against the ravens. That's a tough one! I hate again, that's a tough one day. I hate that game yards where I still have phantom limb with wisdom. Every in in and. ray louis. I just I feel like they're still there, so I never I always stay away from them. They always play well against the patriots I respect the raven I like MIKE single is with the bears, is just there he's in the middle like it is the end, the vapor from his career still lingered and people play better. That happens. What the giants summer

You play the giants: you're just gonna play good day, because just explained the defence it up You love take on a random white guy from some weird fuckin college, fell sans eli day, fucking round. who's, the guy get up day. If brown was the guy around another early, as you give to the cops now we have now, we have done you'll Jones. from from duke. Has another alias sterile they're all areas names. These are all names you give to the cops I was grown up. Did you have on an arm arizona that was also the first live one guys we gotta do more, those oh that's gonna happen. You would talk in a worse and people there in vegas. above about going to vegas. Possibly I will.

To do that, and I just had so much fun and I loved I just love doing either what I love about the live thing is when you say something, somebody just you see them in a crowd going. They steg, now ooh you don't all over. The need is here: the yonder I do apologise to every body for four fer. You know what. Bill was kind enough to not let me go against. I wouldn't have gone against the giants for the money and I'd special, so we lost out one sake. Why did have a touchdown Jim Aren't you hit me up and you didn't come in the There came in, say, Kwan ran one and of course, The giant got their rights that the defensive line of the cowboys ran through the giants of and suv line like a knife through hot butter made me sick, but I I made. You know. I made money of florentine text to me

and he goes this is him in my head is barzee. Do you think god? What do you say? He? Gaza the under over seventy to say, quanta gonna go over and I go he's gonna go over at the andy did, and- and so I was glad to do- that, I got forty on that touchdown run, it felt like yeah. He got it think he ended up with, like seventy eight or something he still to overall in football is playing greatest, making cuts the giants off it's a line, fuck instincts, and you know what this guy is off the train for a while until I see a quarterback that could stand in the pocket for more than eight plays a game. So guess what time it is now bill. It's time for what let the monday that special. Wait some money for you, let the monday next pass your way. In fact, in money for you is the law? Sailors? Rail? U wife! Now can spend it on yourself.

The ranger in a new fucking driver are re rams in the san francisco forty niners in san francisco. Skull and san francisco is minus. One and a half against the raiders? I'm you against the rams who we saw last week live in person in arizona bill. This is a tough one, one and a half the under over is for. The two and a half. I hate all of those numbers. It's tough do the rams go back to back, does does mcveigh? Have them back? Does the back to back, division, wins. Or who do what the foreigners who last week they killed somebody last weekend, andrea, On that score by forty niners.

Jimmy g do these things. Although these games this week, three and a half tuna have one and a half what the fuck. I'll, tell you about a wide open year this year. Nine is that tend to eleven, Tend to eleven learners and who they put food, they play its role. the broncos. Yet I was the Sunday night came watch The brothers one, the brothers one by one by one year. as my home coming theory. Jimmy J, Jimmy g against that fuckin lunatic number. Ninety, nine! in his kitchen all fuckin day pop it couldn't remember, cooper come to get one, that's the swimming, because you get it unites down here. Cooper kupp to get one donald to get a sec.

they're not going. Let us do that. Jimmy J do make the women all swoon. Would you like to win the game? I feel forty niners itself from that's a flip of a coin, I'll go niners. What do you want? You want giants. What me last week, I'll go niners what you at home, jimmy ty kid hard for me to lay off. Let's do it. This game Paul. this gave because I think the rams have a better. They better quarterback. I like over forty two and a half I like over it You know what these games had been rose. Stingy lightly part one of them's gotta go nuts here I'll, take the over Rooting for points, so what are we doing here? We go. We can either go over cooper cup in rams over cooper cup. It's easy to say: cooper cup cooper cap could come in a forty niners. Do you want to go

cooper, cut, touchdown or Jimmy jig thrown one. I don't wanna- go Jimmy g thrown what I saw andrew, so we'll go over night here's to cover one and a half and cooper caught to get one. You don't take. The rams are gonna win. That game they actually have a full size quarterback for Jimmy Jesus. Little wonder, says, we have an absolute fuckin future holler famer. With a main streak. yeah, but our arizona cardinals, just not good. That's it being like the rams, have not been good until they played our results in the car I've been bad. I nobody also won the superbowl last year and they spent like ninety zillion dollars on five different players. They are step. You know it's not eating Paul, they just found a way around the salary cap. That's all

No one ever thought to do stuff like that. So it's not cheating unless bill belichick and Bob crafted it then they'd be like typical fucking patriots And francisco hung with the broncos know that is fucking people out there Paul as a patriots fan, I'm fucking sitting there listening to people defending Sammy, sosa mark, mcgwire and Barry bonds going everybody cheats The numbers are the numbers Big, how I am trying to say that they count. I hate that I hate that it does You know my son say resources, a white guy now the main how for can ever see. You want some Joseph oblation because you can look at sixty six serious also looks like you or the prom ass. I saw you norman,

Thirteen year old son said to me my thirteen year old son said dead judge. Did it clean in no steroids. Now think about that. If those young kids are feeling that, then they think that sheet and sucks and everybody gone, I was everybody is right, but why does why do I think the best thing about steroids do their rights. You feel like it's the first game of the year the whole year you come in They feel like a fucking like you're mortals, marble, guys. Would you mind aware the outside is the joke goes right. By the wagon psych last night when judge headed man, but do they showed how big is duties Dixie he's too what they said, he's two inches to almost two inches taller than drunk and forty pounds every year. that's two biggest spaceport europe for her. That's why I want to say it is. I mean a big unit was actually taller now get ready. Johnson was, he was six ten.

ordinary, oh my god, He said his arm when he threw it like at home weight. It was like ridiculous, like fast Because he was so big always leaves you knowing. If it's probably, was it sixty feet. Six inches, he was probably like fifty eight feet. Fifteen was like bugs bunny in the cartoons. He just reached wait a minute. How far would that be obese? It's at sixteen, and that was almost three and a happy now ridiculous I'm with you do I'm with you these guys, goin, let everybody Jews, I wanted Four hundred hormones and I'm unlike low like this, just fake, it's like. dude. I ran into an astros fan. I got he begins to take a little bit of this others shine off of it he's just like nah nah. I love it. I love it, everybody doesn't everybody. Does everybody. Does it all of these fuckin cons, Paul twenty years

with the fuckin patriots from two thousand seven spy gate on I gonna. Listen all these fuckin people like they give a fuck. About about. You know fuckin cheating, like they give a fuck about any of this fuckin shit. Now, all of a sudden, all their teams adored it nobody. In this it kills me yeah Nobody has a problem where's. He has prepared nowhere My thing is: why have records of the hall of fame fits if its manipulated. dude. You can ask. Do this my thing, ok out of a bull shit that I've seen people- report backs and all of this type of shit. Be number one fucking thing do is: if you weren't performance, enhancing drugs. performance. Enhancing drugs is dead it's, it's bullshit out of everything else is fucking balls.

And now, let's fucking crap about stealing signs and shit, I'm watching college games and everytime a fucking coach is talking he's doing this they're always doing this call. Why they're doing it, because there's somebody over there with binoculars trying to read their lips, which is a skill trying to figure out what the fuck do? You hear at aaron rodgers the ball you don't know I just while it's just that when would put fuckin, I just I'm just beside myself, because I really started to believe that everybody cared about a fair game bill. I just pictured osborne or of father fight with his wife, talking with kids his wife's like Canada. I guess we're his wife. I dont tell your mother, I said it's but she's been in an impossible bit right now. So why are we fighting? Why would someone it's? I don't know? I would but why we fighting, because your mother has to be right all the time it's she comes first before you

in sunday, when you get older, you understand I've fucked up. That is for adults. Do that, for I come on we're gonna go out loud to other yogurt place You want something she always wants something why the fuck, when she should probably doesn't want something she dislikes where I spend my pocket money. I don't want it got it whose common over for thanksgiving, to people that she invited that I don't want there, but it's it's a holidays and I'm gonna get to charity Nice block the I don't mind, a cork bad. I dont mind of balkan apple watch. I dont might have balkan tragedy in that shit's. All funny to me, I don't know, fuck about their steel and signs give a shit about that, but if europe there do and you blocking like three times the size you should be, and you feel like you're brand new out of the box and game fuck and and sixty it's fuckin bullshit

I agree and the fact that your eyesight, they say is better and it's a game of hand. I coordination, thing is sharper Your pain goes away all europe, something in your elbow. The fact that I have no problem with steroids. If everyone does But if one guy's doing on the other guy, you're, breaking the record as some guy It steroids didn't, do steroids minutes, it's fucking shit, I'm with you, I'm with you. Congratulations to errand I hope to god It would be sick, I hope to god. They are sting that man every fifteen minutes forever. In thing. In his system, people on the internet go always on the synthetic stop that they can't test for you. They just like make up shit. for their argument because there are giants. Fan like a cop span, somethin like that Cambodia, fans and shit

Alright, everybody's: let's do it that's the shoulders on Monday, I people if I met them in a bar, and I said I was a patriot fan. They would give me should for fuckin, whatever. Bill, I just do one of my one of my favorite things ever Paul, because I have dirt on all of the teams- and I visser rate them, and then they walk away. And for some reason I actually feel like there's some sort of victory there, even though I never see him again and none of the None of these games matter pop now and you're a grown man with children If I could just have the same attitude, I have on the golf course, which is- I don't know much about anything all. Let's talk about this for one second, before we get out of here. Ok, because here the thing about me. I gotta give credit where credit is due. I want I'm impressed unimpressed, billboard Ladies and gentlemen, this man who talk not going to say should about about patrol, I have probably did. I said it wasn't a sport. Well, forget that

I'm saying why do you go out? What words don by this guy Into it, a little bit has fun. He's relaxed, as can be the kids keeping his head down he's hitting the thing down. The fairway he's having good time, not now me, on the other hand, arm relaxed- and there was this- three the call to all to two hours, you Paul percy and then turning to MR, I know they had this three way, we could well. We obviously don't have our own clubs. They have. This three would and I got a bang it, and I pick my head up and it goes and bills going to choose Please tell me what I tell people just rely. ex everyday. I hit the thing and then finally, I had a good natured. We dream fuck in times of burgos papa was this energy was? Will you go? of course, is the only place where I become you and you become me

like I'm really sidney. I could give you know. I keep my head. The pork as I dont care work, that's do you are my in the rough. dude. I got a bag full of balls on pretty impressive. You play golf man, you play golf really good for a guy that doesn't play golf and just gets it. It was fantastic. I am very impressed? I'll tell you. A gulf is fun for four holes and then I just wanted to be over four Is not even not at all. Like I mean if the jokes are flying around, I can go like six. It was an overly hot day. Somebody I made you I made you do to spit takes out on the course I got all like. Oh dude, you got me, you got me guys spit all over myself that I just bought a new pair of sunglasses, what I love this when we were at that resort, we were like four for an hour. We were little kids run. water slide in all, underrated underrated

water slide, no line at a resort. Oh my god, and then you guys all went in to get ready and I stood. A song came on and I stood in the middle of the poor, the p o clodagh- and I just well five, more minutes in berlin. It goes, I think we gotta go. Now I go five. I did the owl did the owl? No, oh yeah! Why are we gonna do when we move? We sat down, we watch the dolphins and now and then the bills dolphins score to touch sound. Then the dollar that a bit bill, scored attacks on adoptions came back and answered, and I was fuckin with unity with a napkin due in the sign of the cross, the shit I say pop. I go dolphins are wanted today and you start to cup we'll talk about it.

What dude that's your pick of the year so far, that's a good one man. The only thing we fucked up dude was that we then had to go to the game, which was a great time thanks to the cartels and everything fucking great state, of everything, I'm just too old man that shits too loud. For me now oh and I gotta confessed stood. where we left. We ended. At a fucking cigar bar and they put us in a vip roma. They had all the games on and we all felt guilty gone like should we call Paul shriek, but by the time we got there, it was like you get out and get in the car and get over there. The game would have been fucking over, but you know what's funny about that. Nobody told me they just go yet. they want to see a cigar joint. Nobody gave me any details now. I know why, I bought it because it was that good and then we had to go like the second. The game was all, but we were running out of there to go to the airport, but, like you know, I wasn't going to send I'm sure you're all fucking rats. No, no! No! We all care about you. That's why we didn't send any pictures. There wasn't enough time, Paul.

I wasn't gonna rub it in your face. Fine ash cigar? shout out how about this next time we stay at the resort with drinks and food. And we just look at tvs and we stand in a pool. next time we got three days and we don't have any plans. Other than we just we got every day, god, Every day we see, writes tat coffee, I'm a fucking thing. why are you coffee, every Dana yeah You know? I am alone You jumped into coffee double expressed. I love you too. You like that and you're gonna. Do it just needs to be done? I can do to and I've been drinking coffee for years, but as I want to know, if you know how to make it I saw you, don't need a double espresso. I just like the douglas proud to tell you you great coffees after your great coffee story, so

the honest. Papas is father to solve. Like coffee, I mean it's love cock? That's why they have diner joints. The coffee is like so he loved coffee, but it always had to be fresh. So you honestly say this story where he would go to a diner and he would all be very nice and respectful, but he would go and he would call people hon hon hon is it is it? Is it fresh? Well, yeah, it's fresh and he sipped it. He just goes hon hon, not fresh. I need a fresh boss. his coffee drinkers, coffee change. Cause he's one of the greatest sexual ever taste in line the worst. If it's not the right, you know will noon in Boston, Do you know well yeah yeah yeah? I think you might hold for he's a Boston, comic books. They got here between something today he goes people in Boston, oughter, coffee they're, giving hostage demands

guys in all my figures, I hope you like it your way. Man now, my thing is: if you can make an espresso I'll, try the other shit that you have just said. I access for both like pizza, I try your margarita far as did you can do that then I'll. Try your other ship, but I'm not gonna come and they let you I buy new topics and shit two bianco pizza, in arizona, because I heard all this in that hype about it. We got Who pies we got the sausage and onion and we got the margarita and I gotta tell you something: it was absolutely fuckin delicious and they brought out the fresh mood adele with. the tomatoes in the end, the base on the olive oil, salt pepper, it was actually really delicious ending obviate. I got a guy like gods. We ate god's over there? Thank you to the argo and there you have it everybody. There is your nfl weak for preview, for the anything better podcast sponsored by bed and gm go to bed and gm down.

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Jimmy G in them lost a heartbreaker by one their home. This is a tough one want to flip a coin. game, lessons dominant, I gotta go to the I gotta go to the range and Anne had. No, I don't I don't soviet now, the only time First turn a modern special history. We ve got ready, I got it. Tales is rams. Sales What are the range and anne had met? I don't let us the risk is the rams wow. We left, you know it sucks, somebody that turned it off. Somebody had turned the pod cast. I hope he was in the hallway through now. At rams, point one and a half over. Forty two and a half cooper cup to get a touch down reaches lose all our credibility, but it is no. It is a means of pick em right. It's a one here. beyond green ball flies passed back of our car. That is,

nah you kept talking about the quarterback and this and that and we flipped a coin just to see and fate said it. So the coach never got a team. and listen. It's one and a half. It's a fucking! It's up! It's a flip of a coin anyway, on this one. Maybe this What gets us on track? So there you go. All right. That's it everybody! Thank you so much for listening to the park as Paul. When we got off again but tell me, but I loved it. the bull shit, man! I want that. Wasn't me being cranky. That was me going like dude. If that wax one. I gotta go to the eye, gotta go to the range and and had no. I don't I'm sorry about your time. I got a little upset was one that guy hit that fuckin ball, but we will come off the great. Not I was you know, you're wrong. Do I didn't know you supposed to get upset, you got so matters I go which goes like not at all well quick. This is what happened when the guy the red shirt we're pulling off the cards and and car is in front of where the cockpit arrows are in the green wii fit.

If we wrap up, we plot, we put our clubs back in the back and we start driving off and as we drive off, I hear four. And there's neon green ball flies past the back of our car. That is that that is but anybody who govs knows that that guy saw us wrapping up and leaving you wait dude that was bullshit man. I was that, wasn't me being cranky. That was me going like dude. If that wax one of them, he didn't say anything what people throw in children and applauded well, I'm a guy gets scared them away. There was a lot of us I think that one point you go do don't even I think you are like. Don't worry you cause you to know, and I both know do that was fucked up. Do I am I thought about it afterwards. I had delayed upset me about If that hit one of us in the head cause this fuckin asshole can't wait thirty seconds, but whatever Let me it was telling shit jokes at nightfall I mean. Does he didn't understand how important we were?

is probably one of those animals would tattoos at the pool our right Oh my other white trash serengeti. That is all that adult poor was made me want to fuckin, be the best husband I could possibly be not want to be standard and that poor, Time render resort with kid pool famine, poor and single fool, If you want to see the biggest shit shall girl in singapore That was just called the adult pool. Well, I get scared them away. There was a lot of us I don't know what was going on about people throw in children and I pulled it now. I was worried. Whatever is in that poor contagious. So I went to the well we don't go on. I hope I don't go one in three this week. Hopefully we have a bounce back week. That's it! Everybody enjoy your bets bet responsibly. And there you go.

we'll see next week.