You guys. You’re in for a real treat if you’ve never heard the tale of Michael Malloy. To call him durable is to vastly undersell this story. This dude not only survived about 67 attempts on his life, but did it while- let’s just say more than heavily intoxicated! He is a true iron man.  Check out: On The House by Simon Read And as always, thank you to our sponsors!HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/morbid12 and use code morbid12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping!NortonLifeLock: Save 25% or more off your first year at Norton.com/MORBIDProse: Take your FREE in-depth hair quiz and get 15% off your first order today! Go to Prose.com/morbidCurology: Go to Curology.com/morbid for a free 30-day trial, just pay for shipping and handling!BetterHelp: This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and Morbid: A True Crime Podcast listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/Morbid