Hey weirdos, my name happens to be ash and I was given the name Alina. We must end. This podcast was given the name morbid woes, It seems like it's a good all, encompassing name yeah, Nemo YA. What we're like two hundred! something episodes in and we're like: hey, don't you think the name works. Gunnar lay got three hundred. If you count the listener tales which the same way as well operated vehicle that Paul bar drives through the mall. Exactly it's a listener tells us Did you tell him you tell because it's always when we're punchy were always

feeling punchy, we got some good ones today we do, and you know what I'm going to I'm going to go ahead, and here you go hand it to you hand it to me, because I feel, like you picked a lot I went back in the archives a little bit I wouldn't get. Some it's hard because we get the new ones and then those are the first ones we see so what kind of pick from those on other times? But as I know, we gotta go Google is our millennium out. We ve misled, just you know, cause they keep on come on, which we love. The archives are where it's out So don't worry if you haven't heard years yet I mean we're not going to use it. It's just that we haven't gotten to weaken the birth rate we haven't gotten to. Yet, but I promise you we are trying and we have about a zillion moralists in hotels, episodes ready to go now says one in here from February fifteenth of exact layer, and in fact That's the one that I am going to read all right now. Ok, it is called

a not so good neighbour whose dumb ass tried to eat himself to his death and the mistake that haunts me to my core amazing. That's quite a subject time. I love how I didn't see it before now. I don't know this says you may use my first name and last initial. As listed its longer than anticipated, I give you full permission to edit and crop anyways you see fit in order to me the allotted time, Andorra eliminate any unnecessary details. Merely take my story Ella. Well, we are, will pick your story but will never eliminate any losses Amber tells cause. We think they're all necessary. No more! brevity never hear national. I know my name is Whitney E high wit me Hulu went on, I love a lifetime and well I like timeless longtime listener of the show. I'm practically obsessed. I've listened to countless, listen or tails episodes and always think I really need to write about my old neighbour, but have never taken the time until now. Thank you

choosing to share my story, buckle up my down bitches it's about to get real weird. I live. in a small southern town population, three thousand five hundred. Why no one at eighteen the day the high school graduation. I moved out on my own. What had I saw you I was so proud and excite. for this move and found in my new found independent some excited for you, I am to my complex, had multiple buildings. There were eight apartments and each on my side of the building when facing it, I was placed in the bottom left apartment. There was a couple, with a new born baby that I'd never seen before, moving in living directly to the right of me and to cause to couples homeless and costs, two cousins of you can live in upstairs nope two couples upstairs, both of which I'd sort of always known casually and seen around town high Hake, with a casual but he could see what is going on. I had only been there a few weeks and months top amongst, like that. You good it's

So my data speak gotta go on holiday to amongst stops a month tops. when late. One evening I had a knock at my door. I opened it to find An older lady, weaken frail, be poorer, if I'd seen the young couple with the baby. That day, I told her I had not, but would be glad to give them a message when I did. She told me no, though, Was it necessary and explained that that was her door in Son in law and that she'd stop by back by later. She thanked me for the offer an appalling eyes for having bothered me, my god, you're no bother I told her. It was no problem at all. One returned feebly, shuffling a few steps towards the parking lot then frozen her tracks. spun round o? Suddenly, I dont feel safe anymore. Now she tears in her eyes? Ok, I feel I can. I I hear us to her. She was ok through tears in her voice. Cracking she responded. Can I ask a favor view unsure where this was going. I hesitated. I don't blame you, but I couldn't, but I could answer up a fora

but I am so I dont know why carried today guys. This does not happen and mainly in all be an excellent fucking ray, I hope so for the listener sake, because I'm really botch- and I mean guys- don't get excited I, the stated, but before I could answer she continued, she said I need, you to promise me. If you ever hear anything unusual coming from their apartment, you will call the police, they ve been fighting a lot since the bay became, and sometimes it gets out of hand. I worry, I fear he might hurt her or the baby. Her tears were flowing freely now and I stuttered attempting to respond. I told her, of course, I would vow to call the police if I ever heard anything on the ordinary you're, an angel she smiled through that here's said God bless you honey and turned and walked away into the night. I just got that thing. When your body goes Yes, where radiates as we very sad wow, what a mess that poor, young, wife and her poor baby, I felt so awful for them

large and being her mother and, like you're elderly infilling, how high the less you feel right like what can I do again just ask their neighbour to please call. Police there. So many instances of that, where you see like this poor family member, poor parent, poor, mother, poor Father, that their helpless emergency. I can't do anything about your baby with obey. Maybe in like a man, insularity, their terror, Shelly, again imagine preserved. Your kids are always your babies. I of course no. This is a really I went on about my daily life, never forgetting my promise, always keeping now keeping an eye out and ears open for any signs of domestic violence. This piece of shit was beating on his wife and getting violent around their newborn held, so the no not on my watch screw this asshole the sight of him. Nauseated me after that good vs actual queen. Yes, only

a week had gone by before I had to make good on my promise. It was late in the evening pitch black outside and I was watching television out of nowhere. The most blood curdling scream I've ever heard in real life, echoed through my apartment and sent chills down. My spine went on. Imagine you know a few seconds path. and there was another and then another called nine women as fast as I could and requested an officer come do a welfare check the dispatcher told me she had an officer route. I met him in the parking lot and explained the screams I'd heard and the visit from the older lady. I point their apartment and watch the officer approach it he knocked no answer. He knocked again still no answer. This pattern continued for several minutes after me, and after being unable to arouse any response. The officer begin shining his flashlight into the windows of the unlit apartment. He said everything here to be an order in there was no one. No one seemed to be homes only God they didn't seem to be homes, Yad or no man,

is there a mirror? So I can say MA am: are you ok? What is going on and you leave induce himself rolled down ready? Ok, that always work and always work are its unknown seem to be home. Ok, I realize ok, I'm just jumping ahead cause. I don't know what happens, but my my guess right now is that this whole thing is a haunted situation and the old lady didn't even exist. that's my guess. I guess I just wanted to put it out there. I don't know, put it out there, it's on the board now! Thank you. It's on the board now will see if it's confirmed, think things you know that guy with legal institution, I reminded him of what the lady had said of the history of violence and he decided to question the other neighbours. Upstairs one couple wasn't home, but the couple in the fourth apartment did answer the door. The officer asked: if they'd her, May screams. They seem surprised and stated they did not. Of course they didn't. They did sure wall with them. Like I did back in the parking lot, I pleaded with

officer swearing the screams I heard or real and came from someone incomplete terror and distress he suggested it may have come from the television but told me to call dispatch again. If I hear anything else, I laid in bed that night worrying about that young mother and her baby had he drew her away. Just before the cops arrived had, he made her hide in the EP, Meanwhile, the officer knocked on the door for hours. I waited for the sound of any kind to come from the other side of the wall, but none ever could a few days later, it was fresh on my mind and I came home from work to find my apartment door standing wide open. No, thank you. I thought oh shit. He knows it was me that rapid em out he must be trying to send me a message I stood there frozen in breathless. Trying to decide what to do when the upstairs couple I'd known the longest came walking up the sidewalk. The look on my face must happen, dead, give away of the panic that consumed me. I explained I come home and found the door wide open. I told them. I call the police

the main on the man next door a couple of nights ago, and he must have figured out. It was me the husband offered to walk through the apartment with me to make sure it was clear. His wife's stood outside keeping NEO for the abusive neighbour want a good neighbour. I now have a new set of neighbours. After searching every inch of my apartment, we decided there was no one inside and I couldn't immediately notice anything without a place. I too then told them about. visit from the older lady and ask them to also watch and listen for anything unusual. They just as mortified as I had been an agreed. The man told me by ever needed to come upstairs and get him to call or gave me and gave me his phone number. This brought me great comfort, knowing I was in the building, with this crazy abuser, all by myself that someone else was aware of what was going on now. I think Jim foregoing inside with me, and for that offer to be their anytime, I needed them just a few nights later it happened again, the same I'd curdling scream ripped through my apartment, and I immediately called dispatch the same

officer responded and remembered the situation. Clearly he immediately knocked on their door, and we were both surprised when the young man answered the door with a smile on his face, the officer for to him that there had been reports of warm and screaming, possibly within his apartment. He assured the officer no screams had come from his apartment, nor had he heard any this a liar The officer asked of his wife was home. I stood, but the door wanting to hear the exchange, but also hoping I was an entirely visible from my position, cowering behind him almost in continuously the young mother, appeared in the doorway next to her husband, baby in her arms, the officer If there were everything was all right and stated, there's been reports of screams. She smiled at officer stated everything was fine. She had not heard anything if she had not heard anything, either shouted the new born.

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Night. I knew the likelihood that she was being punished for screaming loud enough to draw attention. Despite her picture, perfect performance to the officer, sooner to that. I discovered I was pregnant with a baby of my own. Congratulations move. How do the apartment still have with my boyfriend and prepare for our baby so excited for you? I never saw them again, but I thought about them from time to time especially as I grew closer to being in their situation stressed. New mom and was thankful. I didn't have to worry about the same trouble she did and I'm glad you didn't, I hoped and prayed found a way to get away from him and that her in the baby we're safe somewhere. I love how empathetic you are. I know Oh, they couldn't you suddenly usage and I was going to say- and I am sure you are to be like an amazing mother- that's like some real like empathy is so important. It is finally my they came, I was induced and way and the night I gave birth to a beautiful, perfect baby boy. Some we were over the moon. Of course. This was before pandemic back when you are allowed to have visitors in the hospital. The next morning I had several.

At some point, one of the visitors asked us if we heard about the murder. Oh my husband and I were both clueless and asked what murder there replied. The murder and unknown departments appeared the guy, lost it and killed his wife. My heart sank and my stomach jumped into my throat. He had killed her. Oh my god. really done it where it is. Another tenant came out this morning and found the man naked covered in blood and unable to stand up. My heart pounded, who I demanded to know they uttered the aim and I recognise, did immediately. I had the sudden urge to bond in the room around me began to spin my thoughts raced, I stared in disbelief. He had to be mistaken that wasn't it possible. Do he really just say? Yes, he did my, husband, turned on the news which confirmed it. Yes, a man had killed his wife in the apartment, complex but the name Remy ringing through the hospital room was not that of the young, a boot abusive man. Next door had been so worried about lights. The blood

make a man found in the bushes unable to stand was in fact immobilized by two fractured ankles and a fractured vertebrae. The results of the positive, the result of a pie simple, fall later determined to be a jump from his second story. Balcony on two may absolute shock in horror. It was the man from upstairs. It was a man who I had always known from being around town. It was them and who had answered the door that first night I called the police and denied hearing any screams, though they actually came from his apart and it was the man who so graciously offered to help me search my apartment, foreign intruder or damaged property. The manhood, broken in himself to send me that message, hoping it would scare me enough to shut me up. It was, the man I'd confided in about the abuser next door, the man that was comfort. I was comforted by simply knowing he was close by. If I needed him it was the man. I trusted what, though

fuck following my brain apart or you, what tough factor here your whole hall apartment, he was the one who had done it. The chills have children. I want high, it was the one standing outside guarding for this abuser, but they were worried about which, unlike so did she know like that. So confusing showed your once. You didn't want to say language. It was me who was screaming all night. She would have gone. She must have been stew. No of closer was standing there, knowing that this was her yeah. Unlike what it, what a twisted fucking thing to see, her abuse of husband do yeah this link walkin encumbered, this girl was scared of an abuse of man who was in. According to the news reports in court documents, after police tended to the injured man, they entered the apartment to find the wife and their bedroom deceased. She had been beaten, choked and stabbed to death. I was mortified and to this day, twelve years later I trust no one. No, he play.

guilty by reason of insanity was sentenced to twenty four years and a state prison, I often wonder what might have happened if that old lady hadn't showed up at my doorstep, if I hadn't been preconceived, if I hadn't had preconceived ideas about the situation and continuously point in police in the wrong direction? Would they have investigated other apartments? Further? discovered the true source and, given the woman, the opportunity she needed to get away from that man did. I take those chances away from her The questions are always ass, but never really know the answers to know you did the right thing. Absolutely you do nothing. You did had anything to do the best? If anything, you are bringing attention to the apartment complex which could have helped had it not been the timing that it was Zack Diana was not. Are you did everything you suppose, you do you're a great neighbour, a great friend in a great freakin, stranger agreed human. There are two things

no for certain number one. I had the best intentions at heart, even though I was fighting for the wrong woman inadequately you dead, number to you ever truly no anyone's. Absolutely you don't that's my story. I thank you so much for reading and sharing it. This is the only one of the few stories I have to share with you more to come. Send them! Thank you! For being attention to so many victims and their families and keeping the memories alive kudos for always making me laugh it's much needed in this weird time we're living in stay safe and keep it real the bad bitches you are keep it weird, but not so, where the never trust a neighbor think you know anyone not so where they live and apartment surrounded by abuse of men, not so the invited to rain soon to be murder into your apartment. To make you feel safe and comforted, and not so fucking, where that you'd ever commit murder strip down naked and jump off a two story: balcony thinking that fall will kill you and I'll. Just fuck you up real bad, not that weird everyone keep you distance mask up and never ever trust a neighbour with me, I'm upset Whitney holy Shit. What

story, first of all, in to what away to tell that story. You fucking story, teller, that was sad is now is cinematic. The way you told that story you had me go for so long, and when I reached that point where it was like. Oh here's a fucking twist yeah, I didn't see a common nobody either you I mean I was a totally different universe. I was not the twist I saw coming. I thought this whole thing was haunted Whitney you killed it. Thank you so much for sending that and I'm so glad you are safe. I hope that you and your baby, happy as fuckin calamitous congratulations on the new babe and I hope everybody safe and healthy cause. You're, a wonderful person. I just can't believe that, like the elderly, which argument the people downstairs and then the same exact situation was happening upstairs has not so why innocent, and so sad that true men like that

can be in the same apartment, building seriously one floor away from each other seriously. That's a really sad state of affairs when you think about the reliability of that lay down I wonder if the upstairs neighbors had a baby, and maybe the woman was just confused He doesn't sound like they did. I don't think so, but I was hoping everybody was an issue. Now I mean, I think it's literally I'm just a treat the people, you love with love like the bulk half or leave with some one. If you don't wanna, be a way to treat people that you are supposed to love shitty. No, I do I can my brain doesn't go there now, it's horrible! Okay! There is no good sideways, but here is my next tail is called listener. Tales money grew on fuckin, trees, man, but wait drugs, arson, murder and suicide to girl. What the actual fuck you up true story. Read this guy's. I will not disappoint and it's in a pitiful that little literally the so that's a subject. I literally love, that's the one. We need love. You so much dearly

an ash, and my fellow weirdos you can use my name because if you do read this on the podcast, I will forever of sorry are transported to migrate measures like your new can use my name, because if you do read this on the pod cast, I will forever be in my mind, a celebrity money. Miss Stacy Stories Stacy's that was then you ve got an alarm anyways I will start with the normal fan. Girl ran and say that I truly love your podcast so much. Thank you. Like a literally I dont, even listen to any other true crime podcast because they are nowhere close to morbid, that's so nice of good there's a lot of great once they will tell you I'm sure they are.

or whatever substandard, very high. That should assume areas that, unlike the so uncomfortable it like a happy why I know neutrally give me so much comfort and make my mornings beautifully morbid on my way to work, and you have got me through some really dark times. When the last thing I thought I could do with smile and then I turn on your lovely podcasting get lost with you guys and with ten within ten minutes I am laughing so hard. I come right back into the moment of almost being my pants and forgetting whatever it was that I was upset a polite bow. I love hearing that cries. Thank you for that. I grew up on Dateline same an altar crime, Doc As a result I mean you. Girls was like Christmas morning and listen to all your podcast that I literally can't wait for the next. When the come out you guys are all I never really thought I had a listener tales of my own up until recently, I'm not a great writer, and it is likely that I'll ramble, but here we go, don't worry because I am the Ramblas Bertha.

Although this isn't murder, it is true crime and some truly wild, true crime at that, and if you end up sharing this on the pod, I will be over the moon. Happy like a dog with two tales will star wagon, most retail, I'm upset like freeze. I work at a small family owned woodworking Company, the kind that everyone works. There has been there for as long as I've been alive, if not longer, I'm twenty eight, I'm a customer service representative and I truly love going to work every day. I love. I love that so much. I work in the main office building. However, there are about three to four warehouses behind the main office and one down the street where all the

cliffs. Drivers are machine operators that manufacture our product and the products themselves are back story. I am literally the baby of the company and have only been here six years compared to some people who are twenty, five plus have been there twenty five years plus I tend to make friends easily because I haven't ever met a stranger in my life and with that being said, I always need a lot of interesting people. I loved the fact that I worked with all sorts of different people from entering to active extroverts to buy there is an hippies. They are all truly wonderful people around here and am thankful for that. I love this is so soon enough. I allow Ghent, as you Workin stars, hollow after being with the company. I had gotten to know almost everyone over the years and even though the variety of people I ended up having good relationships with pretty much what even through the variety of people, I ended up having good relationships with pretty much everyone and we became more like family. The guys are back became like my old tippy grip of China,

and the office people became some of my bet, my greatest friends here, hunger, what a rare like place, let's wonderfully, I feel like I've, never job like that other than this one and it s, because I only have one color like Yahoo. I love this for you, I really to public health. for this idea of job. You shall go. Should you like of Stacy, I'm very happy for you is that you deserve this gosh, you do the job fares and make yeah just tell everybody hot everybody had work there. If I didn't work here, just get it Stacy Moscow here we go fast. or to another day. To the other day, when one of my coworkers and I are talking, but your podcast, we started talking about different true crime shows documentaries and we both share to couple stories side. No, I really do have to thank you for getting this conversation going

you're welcome as by co worker, and I were sharing stories. He begun to tell me about a book written about a nearby county, Madison County Arkansas. This is a county away from the county. I live in currently Washington, County and the county where my coworker had grown up. He asked me if I had ever heard of this book a link below, and I told him that I had not ever read the book, but I knew of it the book basically about a small count, a country, sorry in a poor country in county, look exact. They do the book was about a small county country, John Cow, like you, was about a small country, count Lair Yankee, where the corrupt sheriff and lots and lots of pot Mary, Jane Ganja in just marijuana, two sub. I love you

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say it and if you have no one what I am referring to then its. If someone were to tell on someone else for illegal activity and well, it would be handled one way or the other. If you know what I mean, I love you so much. They fear a door I wanted like with like yours. Just both of us at the same time also means there is great drowning completely to the story already, because again, it's only a county over from where I live. My coworker goes on and says. While one day there was a guy when very unlucky guy, who decided to snitch Andorra tell on some for not sure of a drama behind it, but I did learn that this unlucky fellow, was taken into the woods and got no oh, no, oh and got each one of his and I have to hold onto my team- and I say not bow fuck my life, each one of his teeth pulled out one first snitching, oh, my

God, you're by every single one, dude lived too? I would not want to tail oh fuck that somebody present leveller who shook. I couldn't believe what

was hearing, that's morbidness fuck. I said sure that even believe the guy had lived. Don't get me wrong. I did feel bad for the poor bastard, but he didn't die. So I guess that's a good way of looking at it, but that's neither here nor there live who Anita briefer hooligan my coworker. He continues his story and mind you just like the others he has been at the company for a long time. He proceeds and told me that when he first started working here, he had to go over to one of the warehouses to put up some posters. This coworker was in the marketing department and that there would be a nice old hippy looking due to meet him at the warehouse as he gets to the warehouse he greeted by the nice old hippy. Looking do justice he's told the two of them start talking and find out there, both from Madison County. They continue talking about where they lived and if they knew the same people, you know small, small town, kind of stuff and then just as casual as can be hippy. Looking

dude, turns to my co worker and says yeah. I have a nickname out there in Madison County. They call me. The dentist, I believe, is because you have a degree and ensure that it is about because you're a dentist or are you a deity? Sir? Did you used to work at aspen a tv s? Perhaps are you from aspen? Please tell me you are help. Do you have a practice obscure bomb. Can you pick me up Yanks? I had found us end. Literal full body chill favoured internationally, as well, so close close to home. It was just so wild to me that this small ass County had shit like this happening than it, and on top of all that, I had met this person. This dentist. If you will help us, do you remember one of the Old Hippy Grant Buzz that I never had yes, yes, I, like you, never had. We who I mentioned in the beginning of the story and yeah

you not one of my fate. Graham so I considered as family was the old hippy dude. My coworker had met on his first day, known as the dent MRS Fucked old, Hippy Gramps, I can say, is named cause. I'm scared the mother Fucker done TAT. I could not believe it that's what it dawned on me that holy shit. I have a fucking listener, tail. Finally if we want to lay down, but it is what it is. I'm not gonna lie about it still in shock. I not believe that this is the same bleep. Who is one of those old men who constant sorry and I'm sure failed, very shake him. Who was one of those old men who would constantly be laughing so hard? He would just start coughing because of all the cigarettes smoked. You know the same as you know the kind and the very same chill ass bleep, who was stoned most

at the time in cracking jokes at any given moment, he needed a different kind of devils lettish because, like I've never been on the devil's letters that made me want to remove a fellow man he needs of different God, the same guy, who always reminded me of a mixed between Willie Nelson Jack Nicholson. All the two great and I was going to say that I want to know him, but now I know what a combination and to a smoke joints with a Christmas party. I would never smoke anything without notice. I'm not you think. Don't do that is pc p, something no way of fighting like that's just teeth year. Smoking spent there is teeth in your blood MA am no. no way, no fucking way. Could it be, but it was the same old fucking guy. A gay old hippy groups was the same. Damn guy who took people out to the woods and pulls their teeth out for snitching on him and is known as the dentist horrified turns out, he went to prison for his dentists role, so I guess it's public record wowzer. All I can say is, thank God. I was nice to him and honestly dude served his time and turned out pretty alright funny as hell

funny thing what a way to look at, but I feel like you are like the glasses just straight up yet say: oh, how all the gradual allowance, like till the poring over what a way to see the world. So how does the book play and tall of this you may I was about to ask no? Was the book plays a huge roll going into detail and in depth about the crimes that resonated and manage Madison candidates and count mad as empty along with the people who were so seated with said crimes. There could be a lot of talk, yet there could be a lot of talk about the dentist in this book as well fun fact. I heard once from someone and Madison County that soon, as the book came out, that everyone who was involved bought the book for the sole reason just to see if they would arrested over me honestly, like outbreaks What did they say? My name this Monday, and then I learned the author of the bug. Oh so

it is only through all our parking law in two thousand nine just six years after writing. The book da right from my old house, but not after writing, about the outlaw sheriff on Madison County who quote, died in a car accident on roads. He knew or two others he knew the FBI was about to come, get him and he tied his hands with his belt around the steering wheel of his car and drove the bridge and drowned to death and couldn't get untied in case he changed his mind sentence sister whoa. This book is called when money grew on trees. The to the true tale of marijuana, moon, China. Thank you moonshine or in the along Sheriff of Madison County Arkansas Wall Arkansas is a wild Fuckin place Arkansas?

I'll do I'll bet you offer the wild wild was out there, man, so yeah. There's my listener tail ash. Take it away, keep it weird, but not so, where that you take people into the middle of the woods and you take other teeth one by one and then close off the dentists, and then you smoke we'd with the sweet girl named fully Stacy and she has no idea than you blower fucking mind and you blow me and Alain his mind, because your name is the dentist in you took somebody's teeth out one by one. I don't even one talk about it anymore. I have to go be alone by imam with thou shalt thou on that was allowed to be alone with Stacy, while still The union, however, and I have a listener tale- I like you, do you sure do you do like that is what we call a listener down. Why that's all wild on targets. Are you guys all right and pulled out his teeth, one by one? I want to get past and then just worked at a warehouse. Some is like yeah all. Would you

like ahead of this joint MIA? I owed love to get past us, because now all my teeth filling their leg, just move around in my head. I that's how I feel it any delay, chemo moral short Cooper room. Aunt Rachel, thanks gazing on it worth our rights the next one I have is I'm cursed in somebody should have told them it's never. A confirmation of somebody show. I write Hell Ladys, I'm sending this to you as a comedian fan Canada cannot we love Canadians, overhear, Canadian, who found your podcast info only twenty twenty one who that I'm already the early to hundreds episodes, because I listen to you whenever I work night, while perfect, listen when I'm all alone in the dimly, let building right, yeah right actually why we started this exactly for people like you You are such great researchers in your van banter leaves me laughing allowed to myself. Think you ain T make the time

pass faster and feel less lonely. I find it very hard to stick to podcast, because I have ADHD in part of that, makes it impossible for my brain to follow certain voices, but I can listen to you both both of you talk all day. that's really nice of you to say really that is called on to start this you can call me, be high, be cute your vote. I have two tales for you. One spooky in one cry me so try to keep it to the point, but it's a mess up. Sprain so bear with me. You don't even so much that resin APL. I think I feel like I've only unthinking, so many different things are now laid up. As I said my email subject, I'm cursed. I don't this came to me, but I've had it as long as I can remember, I'm real sorry about two bummer. It started as a birthday curse every year bad happened. Things would happen on my birthday to the point where he stopped having parties around aged ten to instead just have

on friends, so things could be more go with the flow who I'm sorry that suck sing still happen. Pat deaths, cancer diagnosis unexplained allergic reaction, injured to needing to go to the our three times. You get the idea. I do and arms he already, but it honestly became so commonplace. My whole family would just prepare themselves any who, once learned thirty. I love your attitude about well, fuck, it anyhow. He goes to those what're. You gonna do one say. Ten. Thirty, my birthday curse became full blown life curse? Oh no. My lord Now is kind of like being in a constant state of treading water and cement shoes and occasionally having my head dunked under all the way. That makes me really, sir, I'm not often piled with many things at once, but the stream is pretty constant man. If I could do anything like I want, owing to the league, have a happy day spell for you or something I think I have a book of like a thousand. Well, I really think is manifest good vibes. Your way you deserve it. My best.

Friend says I shall write a book, but my sister says the randomness of at all, as you say, with some of your cases would leave peoples no way. This is too much. This would never happen a real. I have never that I want to read a book, but here I am, I won't get to a lot of it because well trauma. But this next part leads to this key part and actually ties into me. Finding your podcast. Clearly I've been got kind of mission, myself define silver linings per year, a great powers, lotta people- don't do that so early this year, my curse landed me in a situation where I would need surgery again trot so excuse the vague details. No great worry nothing life threatening that's good, but who, like surgery? Not. I I left that day telling my kids out see them by bedtime. I checked in met the doktor when, under an aesthetic for a quick procedure only to wake up, not in recovery, but at the nurses station Some two hours later with nurses and five ambulance crew. Rushing around me, the dock came up to me, sat by my head and said,

you- and I just had an experience together. We barely began surgery when you begin to bleed out, you lost four points Five leaders of your blood before I could get you to stop a person. Your size has about five point: five leaders: we only replace three point: five percent he reasons and we are going to fly you to larger hospital for testing, and hopefully defence safely finish the procedure. Oh my god. I've been doing this for seventeen years and have never had anything like this happen. Before all I get there. to reply was well, you ve met had the misfortune to operate on me, my God, the top of the fact that you are doing all this four and a half leaders of blood and relies Adam disappear. If you can delete your and I got some cut the longest eight days of my life, more unfortunate events, of course, lots of tests with no explanation as to why this happened. A bad drug reaction threat, losing an organ. An extra procedure missing the heck out of my kids because they couldn't come visit, cause covered, but

Ladys were my entertainment. O me, I am wholly shams. I am happy that we were I'm so happy. We were there. I could give you a hug. If I couldn't ray, I had to be laying down with only two short walks a day since I was so anemic. You kept me saying. Eventually, the original procedure happened and I was able to go home for a long recovery. I'm so glad you got to go home me too, as I can't imagine, I was leaving your kids for that long I'll going through all that and then not having been able to visit. leave out any ways would be her effect like nominally auditing, however, not having the option at them. There also must be like my horizontal isolating, but that's not the end now. I've never been a person who believed in go, sir spirits, I'm a very seeing is believing kind of person and I'm just never seen, but this true near death experience has changed that Not only am I now able to notice poltergeist activity at one of my work sites Superfund at night alone, but I note the catch glimpses of my curse.

What do I mean by that? I don't know. Will you know when you see a dark shadow or figure out of the corner of my eye? But when you turn it's gone. Yes, like that, me linger is long enough that I can get a longer peak. It is a really human form, more of how you would imagine an aura, but all black river spray, it with some say John, then it is gone. I dont see it every day, but it's always there lurking like a vulture. It doesn't feel like thing that can hurt me not like a spirit or diamond, but just just a a reminder of what follows me? I haven't figure had a shake it, the curse or the visual of it, but for now it Just another thing: I'm learning to adapt to so that's the tail,

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learn to that which you can like figures, so exists for you in a read up on this shit. Well now I did mention seeing poltergeists activity at one place. I work so I won't leave that hanging. Please don't there's a quick bonus tail before I move on. I know you ve meant, how auditors ghosts are always old, Timey, never its Brittany, Bitch, I mean I bring even. However, I can tell but my little spooky friend is a tad more recent than that at this particular location. Where I work two nights a week, I clean alone locked in but totally alone. It is a massive industrial building and, as I mentioned since my experience, I notice activity doors, opening and shutting alone things moving things just disappearing, noises, etc. Nothing dangerous, just obviously unsettling, but the most stand out for me was a penny wise, themed joke it pulled on me. I clean every office on the main level than made my way upstairs. I did my thing then came back down from our garbage bags to clean up as Ipad,

two hallway I had already entirely cleaned. I saw I show you not a single red balloon alone in a demo Let hallway she also sent us a photo hands in its horrifying shit She is right what she says not lying on the floor, but just flew in just above my chest: tight with its little stranger, squeezing the floor curly like the very white girl, I am, I did not agree. Leave run. I am I stood by you lowly took out my phone and snapped a pic, then decided garbage was just fine for today and profitable. Ah, I have attached the pic for you. No idea where it came from and it was not in the hallway before, as I walked through their easily three to four times that night and when in every off, in not hallway, there was balloon. That's so fuckin terrify so much

little poltergeists friend, dated himself to be at least from the agencies as it is. Even king would be thrilled. I'm sure he would. I still clean there because money, but I make money I'll, be known when I arrive tell him to chill out turn my headphones up to drown out the noises. Do my thing and go home. Things still happen, but maybe my life is such a raging dumpster fire. A tricky goes to just like ok added to the list of ecstasy, but I digress. This is turning a longer than I planned and crime tales super short, as it is still very new and ongoing. So my home, Town of Sherbert Combat Quebec First responders appear to be the canadian version of the LAPD Hope NO or may be worse. I dont work, hearing the LAPD or any first responders doing such things as this land back

midsummer of this year they responded to a call of burnt mannequin near the woods. Fire and police responded undecided collectively that the mannequin would be disposed of in the police station dumpster. No, no, no it s all true crime enthusiasts. No, it is never a mannequin, but shouldn't opponent a poor man later walked into the station to report his wife missing after tracing herself homework location. They found her car suspiciously close to where the mannequin was found earlier. Only then did they realize their horrific error. How'd you make that were I dont understand, and this is her writing this, but I agree, I don't understand

how the smell of a burnt person wouldn't have been super apparent at the time they found her eye, although they also I dont understand was, though, is going to be my next sentence, and she says I have only ever smelt burnt hair, but that alone is very distinct. I haven't seen anything new on the story, but they are now investigating it as a suspicious death, to which I say ya, think I've linked in article below about it, but, as I said, I haven't seen any new developments yet hopefully that poor woman can get some justice she's been through enough even in death, asleep so far, so that was a journey. Hopefully you could follow the winding road. That is my train of thought, keep up the awesome work and keep it weird, but not so where'd you get her somehow and it ends up almost killing you and then falls. You run like a spaghetti. Lorraine clouding you meet a poltergeists whose apparently Stephen King Fan and heavily Nazi worthy completely abandoned your police fire training to such a degree that you put a body in a dumpster because it is never a mannequin. But I want to say by yeah that was a good dose of like not fun.

your wonderful, I hate that you are dealing the curse. I want to fix it for you and oh my god, We definitely going to figure out how to figure this out, for you cassettes, terrifies, figure out how to figure and we're going to figure out how to figure it out. Man agreement less God thank you for sending that that's amazing and I'm turned a manifest. Some really good things come in your way. no- and I hope you feeling better after all that surgery I know- and from you note from fellow person who has gone through like losing a great amount of blood before that shit sucks. Yes, I'm very sorry. You went through high following after having on to blood transfusions and I've never seen anything like it at my fifth loser, reptiles twice, so I feel for you and I hope, you're feeling great me to ok. My next listener tail says the lady down the path Go on go snob with fancy of taste and pillows. I'm here starts off with what counts

fines because their from England and it would be fine. I love you so much. You keep me on substance. I want a preface this negatively long, our sea mail. By saying how much I love you both in your pipe cast, it has got me through the last eighteen months of working from home due to cope it. Even if I suddenly grew fearful of every single spooky US movement, my cat makes not entirely sure she's, not a Damon, so thinks replanting that seed guy is also from a small town in Northern England, so apologies in advance. If I use any, would it weird british ISM spoke? Please we welcome. We welcome them. I do have to tell you that I actually picked them is one and I read that sentence for time, It was because I was like I'm from us a town in New England. So I'm sorry if I use any weird british isms, I'm from us a town in New England. I do not say- and I was like- why would you be british Isms, and then I realized on the fourth or fifth try that it said Northern England, which is a very different place. I digress

anyway. I am a firm believer in anything remotely spooky and supernatural and a love, nothing more than watching scary movies, not alone, obviously, because everyone knows that no bad guys can get to you. If you have a friend there does Bobby. However, I never really had any supernatural experiences growing up or so I thought I was talking to my mom about your podcast into the end listener tales and asked if she'd ever had any supernatural experiences she paused as if debating whether or not to tell me as she knows, I tend to be slightly over dramatic. And may think I'm cursed were eternal, like us really shunted of unjust, followed up this, I'm that last email cursed fraternity, it's a cursed, wondering about that from mom anyway, she said when I was about four years old. I was in the bath and she was in the kitchen just off the bathroom real responsible Julie, unlike any child. It's just that. I didn't say that, like I didn't judge or why did not, unlike any child, I was just jabbering away to myself in playing all of a sudden. I went quite

and then out in my mom's words quote the craziest fucking I have ever heard of my life, then. Apparently carried on talking, but was pausing as if I were having a conversation, she came into the bathroom and I had pulled the plug out of the bath and had emptied the sorry, and hold on. She came into the bathroom and I had pulled the plug out, so the bath had emptied. And was on all fours staring into the plug club. I thought my conversation. She said Lindsey What do they do? Egg Evans said I was talking to my laptop will dream of bad didn't just throw the whole kid who robust my mom was obviously freaked out and although she'll never admit it, I'm almost certain she contemplated how attached I was and if it was too late to put me up for adoption, don't get up in the back, and I said no, but I wanted to

the lady. She tried to pick me out of the bath and that's when she heard of my whites silo. We lived in a tiny to bedroom terrorist house at the time with minimal storage space. So she stored the Hoover in the bathroom. I think that's the vacuum Ria again greatest, like I think, that's just ass Hoosier, Elena again great decision to leave child in the bathroom alone with electronic devices. Again, not me. Judging. I also cannot stop the euro. I would do if my childhood is still. There is a second rate. Is you have to act on face that affects the whole hard part without legal there? When this kind of stuff happens, is you have to click? Ok, just Billig, o cool like Cuba. Can that we pause are coming, station with the lady down the drain? Relinquish? Okay, with I'd like you to act like Super chill about No, no! No! My first question would be. What are you guys talking about yeah? What

exactly where water the happenings down the drain mobility will like, since you- and I are friends, can I be friends with illegally coups this lady down the drain? Can you can you tell me a little bit about where we have tea now you just let me I just want to know your friends right all your mom. We can all be friends here Sonia she tried to pick me up out of the bath and heard a bang. she turned around and the cord for the Hoover started swinging rapidly and her, she let go of me so I was still in the bath and the cord stopped swinging. She tried to pick me up again and again. It started swinging at this point. I got out of the bath myself and it stopped and as soon as we got to the door, my mom grabbed my arm and we sat in the night this house until by Donovan blowing. Where her I don't but she was expecting my dad too, due to the Hoover wielding platinum at it stopped after that. Just two:

safe. I was only allowed to take hours after the symphony who frequently Hoover reels team, nothing else where it happened to me again and I was about eighteen. I was working a night shift at Mcdonald's. The storm is closed and we had to stay until about doing em to clean me in my manager had taken a break to go outside for a cigarette. There is a small patio area which was closed off by glass panels. We were just talking in my manager sends me: what's he looking up, I look to where he was looking and about ten feet away. Just on the other side of the glass panels was a young dressed in genes and a football top just staring at us. We were out there for about five minutes and he never looked away. My manager shouted over to him and told him we were closed, but he just kept staring. We went back inside. My man Your went to the office and I was, on the main, Forkel mean fuller cleaning ever

once in a while. I looked up and the weird guy was still there. Looking at the same spot. After about twenty minutes of this, I went to the office to tell my manager that I was getting creeps, Norfolk out and told him to haul ass to get out there. He looked at the security cameras and said that he'd left now, so it should be fine. I said how long was out there it's freezing outside and he had no jacket. manager looked back at the security cameras for the last few hours and a year you guessed it there was never any one. May I want the far out creamy the fuck up last story. I promise when I was eighteen, and I thought I was bravest fuck me and a bunch of my friends thought it would be an amazing idea to get a wager board, guess what it was, and I said I get it and and

Do it in the middle of an abandoned forest admin by where you friends with Alina move. There are probably about twenty of us who went, but only five of us were stupid enough to actually do it. While the rest watched, we let candles and placed them behind. Each of us be careful for forest fires. We started asking basic questions as if not in nothing's happening, the planchet didn't move at all, but we kept doing cause, but we kept going cause we'd, invited twenty people out here and needed to make a worthwhile. After a few minutes, the planchet did start moving, and one of my dick had friends asked if we were going to die in the forest- and it said yes, but I am not convinced it wasn't. My arsehole friendly moving evidently ways all at once. The sixteen pussy bystanders all took off running towards the cars. They obviously scared. The budgets is out of us, so we set a quick good bye to the board. Just in case Lee was an actually a total. The wheat jestingly We was actually a total collapse of learning all aspect to the cars once we got there, we were like what the FUCK one,

You all just run off and they said that we asked the question: are we going to die tonight? One by one? The candles behind us went out and a clockwise position was no. Thank you. We all know what the fuck out of their left the wager board in the forest, because we did have some sense and went home any one who drinks mine knows that the options are limitless, which is why finding a line that I can be a hit her a mess. I remember back in the old days before I started using first believe I would just be in the aisles at the wine storing and billing. Oh I'll, get the most expensive one of em like really feel in fancy, because Thou one's going to taste the best and then I get home and the lake hang out with my friends and I d like Google, I got us a luxurious wine and we'd all sir.

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for your guess, by preparing a line with a beautiful meal. Thank you and good night, except not yet. Firstly, the so confident that you'll love the wine. They have a hundred percent satisfaction guarantee if you receive a bottle that isn't exactly what you were hoping for. First. Leif. Will credit your account. That's awesome doing today and you'll get six bottles of wine for two thousand nine hundred and ninety five and free shipping. Just go to try firstleaf dot com, morbid, that is six bottles of wine for two thousand nine hundred and ninety five and free shipping at Troy sleep, dot com, flash more. I got home at about two a m and got into bed and decided to watch some tv for an hour to wind down. I got that I started to feel sleepy, so I turned towards the lamp to turn it off. I wouldn't even done which was on the other side of my bed side note I had duck feather pillows comfortable as fuck, but make sounds when you put pressure on them so anyway, as I turned to face the lamp ever so friggin, slowly in imprint was made in my pillow

it was the shape of a head? I literally ship my pants, but also had some respect for my sleeping family members at three I m, so I yielded the fuck out of my room and sat downstairs with all the lights on until my parents gonna everyday, I would have done the same exact thing. The next morning I asked one of my brothers if we could switch rooms. Dick move, but we were fairly, but this is my favorite was my favorite. We were really close and I had another brother. So I did what I had done that I got one on back up. I thought that we were in fact closer to have another one of those. The best part of this entire big, like fuck that brother,

I have a spare brother? Someone has been recognized. Don't worry, we'll sacrifices order for God I love you likely. He agreed and nothing happened to either of us. Since I made sure I prayed to all the gods, but just in case and swiftly moved on about how few months later so yeah there's may Spooky s tales and sorry for being so long, literally dumpy feel free to cut out whatever you need to know, love you both and keep it weird. Lindsey. Yes, you can use my name Lindsey, the, whose fucking. So let me spell your name, that's really pretty soon leave, and I was so if I came for. I love that, oh my god, oh my love, that she is a guy of a backup brother. What about it? How can I forget by everything's? Fine, it's fine I'll write, so the next one we had

is called listener tales stemmed bridge case Marianne marrying again how low at the risk of sounding like a crazy internet stalker. I send you an email last month about a distant family member named John Elbert Starling of Johnson County North Carolina. who is lynched for the murder of his mother in law and nephew and nephew Whelp amount my surprise when my cellared cellular device dinged, and I saw your updated and new episode yea and it was a name I recognise stemmed bridge stemmed bridge- is not the most common name. What am I? turn a great great grandmothers. Maiden name was Danbridge, as it turns out. May Brian Wesley stem bridge- and I share a common ancestor from Virginia wholly shea- is my third cousin. That's not even that far will over the hell, Legato love these colonial ancestors and all the their cousin Mary we're gonna love all these colonial ancestors and all their cousin marrying. So now

Have another murder in my family tree on building of to murder stories in a family tree sounds like a lot. Actually, I have six o clock at all costs my paternal grow. Father was murdered in two thousand and five that sad in the case of stolen saw him. Sorry, he lived in a pretty decrepid old building in downtown Richmond Virginia that locos, nicknamed than not house. He was found by the PEST control guy when the superintendent use a spare key to open his apartment and let the service man in According to the officer I spoke to spoke with, when I looked into it, they couldn't detour and how long he had sat there for certain his tombstone has the day he was found on it. Well, that's real answered. I like that. anyways? My grandfather was found sitting at his computer desk with his back to the chair to the door there was no signs of a struggle. His throat was cut so deeply that it almost severed his head from his body share the police never found any credible evidence or leave. That's fucking, terrifying and add to that my great guy

uncle. Also on my dad side of the family was nicknamed the Halifax swear by the Danville be paper in Danville Virginia. He shot a man through the heart from behind with a shotgun all attach the articles I have about it. He leaned died at the Eastern State Hospital shot off according to a family history book. One of my seventh great grandfathers was murdered on his newly built plantation in Athens, Georgia in seventeen. Ninety seven, however, I haven't seen the original documents to verify it for certain and finally one of my fourth grade grand uncles and my fifth great grandfather died in October of eighteen, fifty nine. After being stab to death. My grand uncle died immediately. However, my great grandfather lived eleven days before he died while end way. That's all your hope. You enjoy the twisted and fucked up story. That is my family tree. I sure do. I feel, like I ain't like I've, become the tick, Tock human and I just need to say holy

spirit, activate jewel. What's going on, I need help in the day. you, for attaching all the articles. We're gonna have to impose them these hell yeah. They are fascinating wow. What a family tree. You have else, I would just be like really see As you say, really about my safety just be safe, so carry just please be safe, while, while ok, my next one, is called listener tales. How the fuck is my mom still alive how This one is really funny. I ashen Alina you, girls are the tests. I recently found your podcast and I look forward to listening every day. I'm currently doing a challenge in which I have to do forty five minute work outside every day and I swear the only reason I haven't given up- and this was constant coldest fuck weather is because you got is because I have you guys to keep me busy. I love the listener tales and I never thought I had a story to share with you until I heard Alina say that

worst fear is a home invasion, and I said to myself: oh shit, Billina. I got one for you, oh no, it isn't what you think, which is almost more uncomfortable in some situations, a man so about my mom. I dont know the words I would use to describe her in these situations, but it's important to understand how she is she doesn't give a fuck not enough she's, about ass way, but more, like she's just going about her life and doesn't really worry or sitter classical mechanism I wouldn't even consider her did see, but some of the things on like mom what the fuck is actually how she's a and one time she had to write a letter to the editor for our local newspaper, because while she was, running. She ran into a moving a car. No that wasn't a typo. You read that right. She. Why running around in to the side of a moving book.

She does. She was by the government. would you like a deer? Have my car you had to deal with your car? No, a deer read into this beautiful. Luckily, she rolled out of our way of the card. She wasn't her, but he had to apologise to the driver because you scared them. Can you imagine you know somebody just runs just like Geats themselves, your car they got. It ended well, while another tat another time. While we were roller skating down the street. I play ruler derby in my mom got into it as well. Yeah, that's really! If I can call, we came to a busy form. stop now. My mom is still learning how to stop. She basically can't Bertha instead of slowing down way before we get to the inner set up or even attempting to stop. She just go away. Having everyone will wait always roller dirt

Your job, air, businesslike, was why she's just like ours there is like this is merely. I follow the hide with my head down like them, There is a middle school or waving to all the cars hoping they understood. apology, while I'm sure they're thing to themselves. What is this old broad? Do it yet we all she's gonna die. I grew up. Sounds I caught tabled, she's, not mad at you, for expressing this toilets, oh man, Hoddan TAT. I get it There are more instances like this Here's the one where you are going to be yelling at her through your MIKE, although I was probably around twelve years old. It was summer in Wisconsin and these assholes, my parents doble even opened up. We ve always kept the doors and windows open in the summer to hopefully get some fresh air yeah. I know it's four dead people and I was out this day running around with my neighborhood friends. When I got

home around dinnertime. My mom said to me: guess what happened to me today and she tells me my mom was working in the basement. My dad was out that day running earns or whatever neither of my parents had conventional jobs. When I was growing out, so they were always or in and out where my mom was in the basement is where my mom was in. The basement is directly under the front door, so you can easily here someone come in or out. She said she heard my dad come into the house and walk around, but he never came downstairs to talk to her. After a while she said it sounded like he was moving furniture around and it was loud so finally, She went upstairs to see what was going on when she got upstairs. She saw a man standing in our living room that she didn't recognize. You know we have half a wall that separates the rooms and the couch was in front of the wall, so she said she assumed he was with my dad and my dad was just sitting on the college that she couldn't see. Why would you assume they looked all she said hello

oh leaked into the real love have been pushed into the living room of the coach expecting Lucy my dad, but he wasn't there why the man just kept looking at her, so she said. Can I help about two hundred Betelgeuse seriously bomb no alarm bells replied with this. Is my home oh you would she replied? No. This is my house mother cucumber. Apparently, at this point the man started. Looking around the house kind of dazed and confused like he wasn't recognising his surroundings. My mom said he walked out the front door and she watched him walk down the block a bit before finally calling the cause, but still when she called the cops said it's not an emergency, but this man was in my house is wonder: if he's, what was he like? Older was something well, you know the cops came and eventually found the guy a few miles away and apparently had an epileptic seizure, always very confused. they got him homesick for this family. So that's good, that's good! It was definite

innocent and we felt bad for this guy. But the fact that my mom's first reaction Rios Montt, awhile ethnic or alarm is a real issue, for there is one more a part of that that made me quite uncomfortable, though the next morning. After all, this happened as I was leaving my bedroom. I noticed a pair of glasses sitting on my dresser they weren't any of ours. They hunt, you mean a man's glasses. I felt instantly gross like Myspace invaded. He was in my room, not cool. My mom called the cops again to let them know in those motherfuckers just These are just gave her the guy's address, so she had to drop them off. What the fuck real nice police were nice. Are you kidding? I Billig no, I really feel humming can come, get them and bring them to regulate Albert to the station for you, I know so my mom does lock the door now. If she is in the basement. Sorry, I fucked up. My mom does locked the door now if she is in the basement,

but that could have been so much tat. I have always been more cautious than her, but since I've started listening to your podcast, I have to admit I more paranoid. The point that my husband has told me might have to cut me off from your team and we ve all been area we have but dammit. I used to be one of your stories from someone being kidnapped, especially since I would probably be listening to your podcast while it half of Ella that, as far as it is about superhero, aware of my surroundings, and I feel pretty confident that I could fuck someone up. If they try me good, are you man yet rape? Last thing, I worked as a flaw botanist for seven years in a hospital in Milwaukee. I worked. The midnight shift for a few years in the lab was right after next to the morgue. Thank God. I never had any weird experiences, but I did what

with someone who worked with someone who worked with Jeffrey Dahmer at the chocolate factory. I you did because I feel like everyone in Milwaukee has some kind of connection back there. One hundred- and I say thank you for giving me yours and she coups- that's as close as I needed to get sure is thanks for being awesome. Ladys. I know probably look crazy, walking down the street laughing to myself while listening to you, but it's my favorite part of the day, keep it weird lethal right or lease lethal rhymes with diesel. You can use my name legal. We saw we shall wait. Diesel gleeful diesel. We saw how yeah it's hell yeah. I love bigger bombers. I know No like this. This is most now. Let's have a war about that. She was like. I will fight you for this. This is my house. Let's right now, I love your mom. She sounds. Whilst I think you are the funniest, good, then roller skates through reform will offer a hope of the Ngos and ill in it.

One last sorted superstore, but I thought it was funny because I love a petty moment veto, so this wins on listener tells the pettiness man of Springfield Dylan Ocean. Let's go haywire, Those first stop. I want to express my gratitude for your podcasting banter. I started the sitting during the first months of the pandemic and have recommended you two six other people. I talk too, because I love it so much you all rock they you anyhow I wasn't really sure where their story fits, but I thought you would get a giggle out of it. The stories about Roy Bert, Tele, ok, Mr Accordion, a k, the pettiness man of Springfield. I love this already. Roy was a world where two veteran and apparently quite the lover of the accordion one of his life goals. to be buried in Oak Ridge, cemetery, the same burial ground of one Abraham, Lincoln and other famous illinoisans. If you get think that's it, if you

a chance. I recommend spending a day wandering the cemetery, because it really is a cool historic place. With a ton of old cemetery gibes, I wanna go there. I do too, so our boy Roy went to the cemetery office with no expectation of getting a plot, because it is a very hot real estate market was shocked when they not only sold him applaud, but one of the very entrance to the cemetery with a clear shot of Lincoln's to holy shit. However, a few weeks later, he received a letter from the cemetery office, along with a letter from a lawyer stating that he was sold lot by mistake in the cemetery would seize ownership from him. That's that's your fault, but our mistake, not mine, a friend of Roy. I suggest that he would have given back the plot if they had simply asked holing yeah he's just a nice guy, the involved of lawyers with threats did not sit. Well with this veteran, he decided to fight them in court in one, the right to his burial ground, I'll yeah, the store doesn't it there. He decided that the best way to say

fuck you to the cemetery managers, was to erect a large monument of his own within engraving of his name and accordion, and his self claimed title of mister. Court did not sit in that they attach pictures of evil and it's amazing, the large concrete crept in front of his manual became a stage for him to play his accordion to greet tourists into the gates of old ridge. Acreage cemetery when he died he made that his monument dedicated his love of the accordion would be taken care of in perpetuity and he decided to get by reed in another cemetery across town- oh my god. He literally was like song and put this shit here all, but I'm not even going to get married here. He use it as a stage to play his accordion and then, when he died He was like knows eggs. I am here for that speed list to say Roy is amazing and full snaps to his level of tat one. You drag your bottom dollar that I will be leaving flowers there in his honor, take care and keep it. We

one of the ways of moving picture? I god wonderful, Roy brutality, Mister Kofi Annan has got a giant accordion on it. That's just my favorite I'll it and it's like a flat tomb. Wig amazing, ass. Well, they actually- and it says if time, dedication to the accordion and world war, two minutes is Roy Burger Tele, Mr Accordion, I love it so beautiful guys you really really kill it. You kill it every week with them listener tales they get better and better. He do I'm obsessed with them, like it so easy to find these now in our email, we're like yeah, but it's hard to narrow them by was literally meek, just say: I'm like all fuck. I want to read that one and then you have to be like which one is better and neither is better. So then you're, like our woods Zimmermann within a kind theme, will do sleep too soon for next time. But thank you guys. So much

keep sending them in to morbid podcast at gmail dot com make sure you put listener tales in the subject line cuz. It helps us find it better. Otherwise we might miss it and keep doing it. You guys rock now. We hope you keep listening and do you hear it here, but not aware that the first one was so sad, don't keep it that we are not only about money for countries and you take somebody into them. Fuckin dentist in the woods, and it's just don't do that. That's aware that you have curse for your whole life in that you mistake a dead ass. Before a mannequin, because you should question your entire career and actually now that I think of it, everybody Annapolis, worse, absolution, been fired. You evidently keep it. So where are they have a friend that lives in the plug whole because that's just amazing keep it so weird, but there are no. No, no don't keep its aware that literally everybody in your family has been murdered, keep it so where does that mean mom, LISA Mom, because I'm actually like dying at all of her entire life, a love her so much. I think she has great energy and I think you should do indefinitely. Keep it so weird that you are a petty s: fuck up until you're dying day like the accordion man of Illinois,

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