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MFM Minisode 192

2020-09-14 | 🔗

This week’s hometowns include a postal worker hero and a family curse.

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in any good disaster movie, where the people that are getting the exposition out as it meltdown. That's right. You go first assure this one is a postal workers, hero story. I I was listening to the latest Emma found many sewed one. Ninety this morning, the story from puzzle worker reminded me that I had an amazing story about a postal worker hero way back in two thousand and five I was going to the University of Arizona GO fill in the blank. I was in my last year of school and, of course, keeping college student hours and burning the candle at both ends and then I was taking a nice nap. Oh my couch in the early afternoon when I was, broke into a frantic knocking on my door. I looked at the people, so. It was my mail carrier, so I open the door he asked me. Are you ok, I heard screaming eyes I Police shook my head and let him know that everything was ok here and We both heard a scream again. The deposed
the worker said clothes and lock your door and then took my god. It turned out The scream is coming from next door. The girls who are living in the house next hours had someone new moving in knowing Else was home and the girl was moving boxes from her car into the house and, of course, keeping the front door open. While she was going back and forth. Will a man had apparently been watching her and assess that she was alone, so during one of her trips from her car to the house, he followed her inside and try to assault her. Thankfully, the asshole left the door open. The make male carrier ran in and scared the guy. Oh, my god. He called the police stayed with her until her roommates were able to get their comfort. I dont know if the assholes alter was ever caught, but our male male carrier was forever our hero, say sex and think a male carrier by posted and send someone a letter. Bree wow we
nice has so good. He could have saved her life by just you know, so many people are just like that's not my problem, not my problem email carriers, though there are everywhere, It is their problem how to because they have to go to every single house they deal with. Like my poor male carrier at my old house. My dogs would jump, the front window and bark like she was trying to do something terrible earlier single day or year, every day I mean they really deal with so much bullshit sure you know who else Oh, you know what we need is stories from parking parking ticket people. Oh part like me, remains. I guess they probably don't call them anyhow. Working at ten working attended stories. Earth is that, a valet now one hundred percent an authentic it
we need someone to tell us what that is and then right, click, storage, aid or later is beholden. We can figure this out for bigger to look at this one. Called family curse and grandparents stuff hello and welcome to my email, yet again and I've been meaning to send this bad boy in for a very long time. So now so, let's cut the shit and get right to it. Please ever since issue kill heareth from MRS ever since I was little, my grandmother has been telling the story of our family curse and the number twenty one. In fact she would often tell me the story right before bedtime when I would sleep over as a child. Thank you for the nightmares, so where's the basic premise: every first born female each family branch dies and untimely death and it always correlate with a number twenty one is
it's that Jim carry movie rights at all over the wall is. Is this? Is this rum, Jim Carrie? He writes then the plot of his own movie from two thousand and five. This isn't a home town, but it is logical that the Irish, but it's a priority, They get movie of ideas. S eyes out here is liar liar. It started my great grandmother who had a daughter named. Surely surely asked away when she was just twenty one days old from the measles. Luckily, my great grandmother went on to have two other daughters that, after that both who alive and well to this day, wonder but are being my great aunt, Pat and the other being my very own grandmother Joan including names because I know you love it. Yes, my aunt Pat went on to have her first born child, a daughter to be named Tiffany Tiffany. Sadly, died exactly twenty one days before her due date alike. Aunt pat, never had any other children after that. I now heartbreaking,
That brings us to my grandmother who went on to have three children and you guess it. The first one was a girl. Her name was Beverly. Beverly goes on the pass away in a free car accident on her twenty first birthday, why tragic, weird spooky all of the above and hey guess what it gets worse, ok Perhaps I am the first born girl for the following generation, who also my name is Beverly, but what is not such a good man hurrying back. I fuckin whether that is a great name is pushing for a like a three year old girl owning Beverly are now gang. Can you guess I got lights Bab, Darling Bev. Can you do? of those guys sunglasses for one second and tried to talk to you. I am named after my late aunt Beverly mentioned above. Hopefully this means I will pass away when I am still kicking ass at a hundred and twenty one years old, more
something, but let me tell you one thing: I am always hella cautious on the twenty first of every month, few gives me the Willie's she says, thanks for really my email and thanks for doing the cool shit you do. I will not miss your life show when you come back to fully again. Also my grandparents names are down and add, and they are amazing and bad ass. If I do Dian untimely death involving the number twenty one, I will try to haunt everyone and give you guys an update on how it all went down teach you I'll Barry and then it says my friends call me. Beef ah early youth, that was it full journey opening amount, I mean, is real, great Retaining or great information a family the curses of first, I think, I think so, and incredible and horror
buying like horrifying awful, but then, like light funny part, so you're not like every thing. It's it's really. You know what Beverly and I hope I hope you do we lived through a hundred twenty one, but if you go early. At least you wrote that email, a perfect aimed just keep your lives. The gall amount commonly Georgia with Georgia. Just did the closet comedy taken nodding along with me until I got to the end of them our eyes. Like a guy, I don't agree. What do you say? Ok, let's just our tail eighties. This is really a murder story, but I do have some stories about action park right it s a first hand or action park. Sorry I got this one: does it was your store? No, I got an action park, one too, but I didn't pick it over. Recently, I haven't done the fall. Has anyone you might do the fall now, but has anyone? Ok, it's just for anyway doesn't know. Action park is well greet your letter whatever, yet they might hear.
I live in northern New Jersey, only twenty two, but my dad was a frequent guest of action Park is a teenager. Whenever he talks about action park. He says you didn't have fun. If you didn't get her up, that's aiding and saying you're, not everyday life. It was the other it's like, dude with his hair, parted down the middle and wearing a gene jacket, and he says that any smiles and then as front to falls out in his arms in a sling by issuing antibiotics up interact shaded now find if you didn't get hurt, Bigelow I love it. Ok, so open they say. Which is not really my definition of fund, but I was eighty is, I guess, airing ass right. He was one of those people who got to go and the cannonball loop slide before ship Mamma. He busted those pretty badly, but he did say
was worth im, not sure. If you got scraped up by the teeth embedded in this life did you hear, about the is out in the dark teeth embedded in the slide that other kids get screwed up that is like that is Mimi beyond, but I'm assuming he did get. He did because he mentioned it right before I got brought up in the documentary aside from a very
as other minor injuries. He came out relatively unscathed, though he did have a friend ride the Alps to fill up the whole, usually reader, iterator it or area. Sorry. This is just such a weird throw back. It's like it, so I did have a friend ride. The alpine slide shirt lists and have his entire back completely covered in road. Like the eightys was the last era of short list dude in public just chilling. That was a thing tiny, showing where tiny she had to put up signs of Mcdonald. Saying you're not allowed to do that in here. It was very carbon. Yeah yes and end tiny, corduroy, o p, horror, yeah brain, back. One thing I thought was wild that they didn't mention in the documentary was the fact that the park actually bought the town of Vernon New ambulances, because their first ahead squad was called out to the park so often state
taxi and don't go to poorly designed water parks tory. Oh, that was great. Worry everyone ask your servant, Mama dad what happened to them why are the children of New Jersey? Love is amazing, this one's called CIA grandfather that shortened sweet, but I like it Karen and Georgia as you many sides ago, you read a story about someone: CIA grandfather. Family similarly believe believe that my grandfather was the CIA. He traveled a lot for work, often narrowly missing significant historical events. Notably leaving Tehran just hours before the I ran hostage crisis now get out of here. When my sister and I graduated high school, we were both targeted by the CIA for recruitment. How come that didn't happen to me? Is it cuz? I didn't.
Because your grandfather wasn't in the sea, I right am: I barely graduated high school Maria. Were you there to be recruited? You have to be present to be recruited, lovely, not know. It would like that the government not like bill about its awesome. Yes, our theory is that as grandchildren of one of them, asked. We seem like the perfect candidates, although other I schoolers in our neighbourhood were targeted, including a channel a good friend of mine who mysteriously gain the ability to speak, perfect Russian in the path a few years after having her college, seemingly entirely paid for by a nameless perspective, employer, oh, you are just gossiping now and that's rude or we're gonna wait for that way. Rideth. Although my grandfather died, when I was young, one thing I learned from him was too, please take a different route home every day. Fifteen extra minutes won't kill you, but the people's hailing. You might sheep. So. Exo gossip girl gossip,
but, like the tv show gauge how tall recycling powers guy think they d never recruited me and they really they. Mr really did I just like. I learned it was short and sweet with a lot of information packed in there. It was good. It was great. I mean the there's always time for the CIA Airway information that we can get our trade. Pay. Georgia, yeah! You know it's hard enough to be as a business owner right now with everything that's going on in the world without hiring being big difficult task for them to have to take care. That's right, you- and I know that and Monica Starks can relate to that as well yeah Monica needed to higher for a pivotal.
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my favorite ladys pets and mustache just kidding Stephen you're more than just a master. Ah, I was listening to many sewed one, eighty nine, when you girls asked for drug dealer stories and how they saved your life. Yes, you really did ask for that. Those who, like me, doesn't sound familiar it. Well, here's here's mine there is. This I got my college storm that I was interested in you are sitting in my song grow the quiet. Make me extra louder than they really don't like you before that this regular didn't like me, and then it would be like a guy that loud girls coming over here that cause. You make me nervous because you won't speak so she did not answer my shoe candour. Brooding acts would take him brooding, break and tat with me, He was new to campus and I'd, see him in passing and was so intrigued by this mysterious man. One crazy, College night my friend was working. The night shift at the front desk of the dorm ice
down there with her to help keep awake and watch the drunks role in late tat night in walks the mystery man. He was complete. ITALY covered in mud, sticks and missing his shirt. We just sat there with their mouths open confused and staring he walks and gives us a couple thing. Your guns and heads up stairs saying nothing. A few months later. I end up having this guy's, my accounting tutor and I ask ask him about that night turn now that he was at a party was in shady characters, and he did a few too many shots of ever clear. He said, pulled out of the house and was offered cocaine from a dealer which he accepted his court on unquote, and told him to go home and put him on the public bus which goes to campus. However, it was the wrong bus courts. This bus took him over two miles away from camp is on the edge of a marsh slush pond. It was however, in the MID West and about forty degrees out. So instead,
taking a long way home, just decided to cut through a mile of wet marsh and swamp land to get home. Hence the mud sticks missing sure. I am convinced that, cocaine actually saved his life frankly, its miracle he could have passed out in the Martian died from hypothermia or dry. Did no one would have known, but the cocaine kept him going and it was able to get. I love it. We ve we ve said Spain, together six years ever getting married it I didn't, realize their rapid advise me. His party base Invariably, guy governing mud, who came guy, see Mary Muddy. Your gun came on and how did you know me? Well, you loved dad it's hard to explain.
Also. I hope I need to know you, part of the story is how you figured out how to get him to be your accounting auditor. Did you you find out. He was tutoring people in accounting and then signed up for an accounting cloud is probably what she did and relic handbag at this yeah got this class. It's like. I never wanted to take it or plan to unroll in it ever at all. It's like an hour you nothing to do with night. My major in zoology, but I gotta take account. You know zoos make money. I don't wanna get about those books. You used that each year, for all that, take your feet might as well. Do me His party days are done and is now a full time accountant. If, if it wasn't for the drug dealer would have missed out on marrying the love of my life. Don't do it ugh school, stay sexy and don't get murdered tee tat is.
Of how on thorough I wasn't. I gave myself my own surprise at the getting us to local NGO right good. If we're coming your wedding will bring the cocaine she got. A quiet guy higher guys are sometimes too shy. Vents was a quiet. I, when I met him really and anxious and I'm I knew he wasn't cause when we met. We have like a great conversational night and then we went on dates and he wouldn't fuck and speak, and I was like I know, you're cool like them, and so I had to say to him, I need you to talk or I'm just going to keep my talk too much and hate myself cause. You know you like fill in the silence cause, yes, so yeah, just like other than ever, but I can't eat in silence and violet, gonna yelled at Heaven is like ok, I got it undoubtedly lest it busted. I can't even imagine him being that way. That's what's money! India, yeah he's such a MR like, everybody needs a time you can think you can find anyone talk that ok, this one.
But you made him shy. George, I mean we're still make em out every day, but this let's, but that's that you are working through it and that's what's important. Chemistry was their baby here. This all of us are a little bit connected to this one, as I made a mailman story. Yes, so hey guys, I'm a canadian male, lady and alike. Let me tell you: there's some fucked up shit out there have been created by basically make men more times than I care to count. I've delivered active sex toys live is a chicken and even a whole black bear but this isn't about that. As with all me up I'll carriers, I have a few favorite customers on my route, a few years ago, on my old route, my favorite was Jimmy Mcgraw, a lovely seventy, something where our living off the grid. On the mountain side, Jimmy was my last So I'd always stand chat with him as he didn't get much company. He would typically offer me a cup
coffee or whenever sweets he had picked up. This particular visit started with the EU while small talk and then the sweet man look me damn the eyes and asked: can I Firstly, on the line alive. I reply. Would you like a little cocaine, really you for you to come up over the weekend bring your husband. It turns out. I had delivered that very cocaine the day before you really can male anything. I never did take him up on the offer, but I'm fairly certain. I know where he got his remarkable energy, then there's just I'm Kale S, ok, idea of going out like a living, a respectable life in doing what needs to get done for whatever you think that is becoming a winner. Then you're, just like guess what I'm just gonna I'm using a rule on out of here like drug style. Off the grand, I'm not bothering anyone, I'm not like making
Cain person noises for my neighbors to get annoyed by no lasting fund in free word and share. I'm dislike live in my life on the mountains. I've made, carrier friends! the annulment of exciting yeah a lot I get a lot of baking done. I, like Marlborough Reds for some reason: hey it's good for that in the name, I thought about opening a restaurant, but how does the after great to talk to you about exist? I dont want and because terrorism oh, I love that. Well, that's why you should sit dont do drugs until your seventy five that's right and do all the drugs you aren't. That means dad. You have a year until drugs. We can have a deal at all, Marty gets to start doing that shit. Oh, I bet Hill enjoy it for the first time when seventy, because he's been sober, his whole life, I might add, such as square
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