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fuck you know that you are the sound the weird soundtracks my life please do not put this letter and between inspiring brave survival stories because it will make me sound even stupider than i am or do whatever when i was twenty one i bought a junkie ancient washing machine from this guy who scavenge broken appliances and refurbish them it probably would have been a really good deal if the washing machine didn't break every couple of months but the repair guy was really nice and when it would crap out he come over our house and fix it forbear money he seemed nice enough and i lost track of how many times you came to fix the washing machine not a euphemism this is important about a year and having a personal terrible washing machine butler the washer broke a final time but this time it still works but would make these horrific noises whenever it was on it sounded like someone getting murdered low grounds that moved into a blood curdling scream and then started over again it was
super unsettling and once a neighbor came to the door to ask if i check her male she was out of town and the washing machine was screaming from the back of the house and i had to explain that it was not a serial killer that i was not a serial killer and that my washer was the person screaming sure if she believe me but when i told her to come inside to see she declined but i'm not sure if it's because she believe me or because she knew this is how you end up chain and sex dungeon fair play to her really the repair guy but he was in my eye and so i had to live with the washer that was that screamed at me like a lunatic well i waited for him to return my call the turns out that he was not returning my car because someone else had called him to repair a wash it has a wash her and murdered him apparently the girl he was dating had a jealous acts so the murderer called in a fake washer emergency and stabbed him to their own and then i got freaked out because my wash restarted screaming the same week he was murdered
convinced our washing machine was haunted by the soul of our murdered repairman a friend who was catholic stole a big gulp of holy water from her church and we dump it in the rents cycle to try to free his soul but it didn't work my husband says that's because a sandwich from a pipe going bad and not a ghost in the machine those pretty sure was probably both of those things so i set a prayer for him and the washing machine and we traded in for a new washer that was less terrifying to this day that possibly hunted washing machine is why i don't like to do laundry and also i'm really lazy hugs genuine well i totally thought it was gonna be the hair and that was good mislead repairman you give beer money too is legs bound to be a murderer and also somebody disposal european demand but it keeps breaking re like doing here bowing to get into your house that awful successor like it really was a nice repairman in just one in beer money murder might listen you love his life's acts turrible around this
this is though time i woke up took coke had watching measly hey guys very new listener but i've been bending episodes for the integrity of my eight hour shifts and absorbing hours of murder each day thank you so much when i graduated eyes glowing almost immediately moved out of my parents house and was living with a roommate right outside the bad part of town my street was relatively calm in fact all of the police presence in the neighborhood was caused directly by my next door neighbor he was a drug dealer he and i had very few interaction saying hi at the mailbox waving if we got home from work at the same time him offering me free coke if i come to one of his party's i never took em up on it not because i want to turn to hunt for your book because something always seemed a little off with him i guess
a prism or to renounce i've always been been very careful to lock the doors and windows at night very good for one night after double checking all the doors i take to sleeping pills and go to bed and i made a few hours later i start to wake up which was weird because when i take sleeping pills i'm usually can't until more initiative to yeah jesus when i woke up i rolled over to check my phone i looked down on the floor and my neighbors sitting on my king me sleep after a minute to process what was going on i push him out of my room and downstairs to the door which is still locked since i was foggy from the sleeping pills it took me a solid thirty minutes to remember that i should call the police by the time they arrive his car is long gone and his driveway
oh from his driveway the police arrive and immediately notice that the garage door has been pride open since he was long gone the officers said they keep an eye out for him and keeping a patrol car station at the house they never found and needless to say my roommate nigh moved out of that place the very next day i later found that he had just previously been arrested for sexual assault and had several warrants out for his arrest as as it turns key fled to colorado after he broke into my house a few months later he was in a horrible carson and broke his pelvis so even though he hadn't been charged for breaking at my house i felt like i got a little bit of cosmic justice i'm so lucky that for whatever reason my cheap sleeping pills decided not to work that night or god knows what would have happened remember to lock your doors at night and know that having a garage is basically a death wish so you know as as dvd phoebe
oh no i don't i worry about garages now to that's not it's not true yeah plus you just lock the door to the garage exactly right and put one of those things under the door not but they sell you know a chair no one's it looked like a crutch it's like a new step it under the door not yet there there's plenty of ways to get all oh up in your house has asked us to get a pebble yes i highly recommend several dogs yes ok that's too ok the son of sam trying to kill my aunt shed we get a lot of le monde almost got picked up i ted bundy is yonder those are the first on us and when i read so seventy is in yunkers no intro o does i write a hundred percent not even a greeting in yonkers new york my aunt was almost shot by david berkowitz my aunt patty was blood was a blonde beautiful teenager from yonkers oh i don't know i like
i love that yunkers is in place and then blonde beautiful teenagers lived there i imagine patty was too was the type of person who had to go up in smoke at the same time oh my guy that loudly both one day
during the summer my aunt and her friends or hang on to stoop my aunt was sitting her friend was standing right next to her they were just hanging out probably chain smoking when all of a sudden her friend get shot right in the new cap fuck no one saw anyone or knew why her friend would get shot not very long after david berkowitz astounding police gas that he was going to shoot my aunt but missed and hit her friends need that was right next to her head shall i only found this out because my dog zilla a six month old mastiff yawned and it sounded like she said hello i made a son of sam joke which just like or i read that i was like i love you yes she said i made us understand joke as one does and my dad just plainly said he almost killed out batty this is why i am reading this one because this mc taylor is sitting at home with her dad and her fucking
the dog yarn as it sounds like it says hello and her joke is about son of sam with her dad in her that aid like it's just i too we are and what i want the block listeners tb and also the dead dead there's this is clearly not a family story i heard dad's like oh now that you mention where nobody can talk about some guy oh yeah oh he was guilty party paddy i meant to tell you you know europe patty i lost my shit and had to know everything well i immediately thought of you guys when i heard it thinks are eating and making my commute a million times better ssc gm keller that's amazing talking mastiff would be the best thing ever i mean share all they want is an order that go in a row row row row for you to get a husky apparently they're the ones do huskies other ones yeah you may speak english and send us your husky sing i say i was out of the ira i try and get him to say to them
wow this subject line of this is surprise party with my friend and a fugitive high ladies and gentlemen i spent my formative years growing up in a suburban part of austin texas known as westlake hills in two thousand i just graduated from high school and my friends and i we're gonna throw a surprise party at my parents house from my french colleagues who happen to live across the street for me as part
the party preparation of friend was supposed to take collar out for ice cream and then stopped by my house to see if i was home to hang out all of our cars had car pulled in part way down the street so he wouldn t familiar cars outside my house about five or six friends and i were hanging out of my house waiting for the last party guest clay who was arriving late we were chilling watching tv when a special news report name on saying that someone had just been stabbed in the parking lot of them all that happened to be about maybe two miles away from my house the assailant had fled the scene and police were currently on a man hunt for a guy wearing a great t shirt and black short like i went to lock the front door because i'm not a goddamn moron debate then clay pulled up in his very conspicuous classic car and started to come to the door i yelled park down the street dumb ass a surprise at berkeley clay hadn't sugar ray it's the austin me clay got the message and drove off and i locked the door and go back to the news we realise about fifteen minutes later that clay hadn't come back yet parking down the street should have taken five minutes at the most we joke that the fugitive had found an eminently had been inducted then twenty minutes and we will realise that that
actually have happened and we are being dicks and so we started to worry about twenty five minutes after leaving to bark is car a very sweaty clavering adorable and we asked him what the hell happened he explained that because he's budget crazy he decided to park nearly a mile away in an undeveloped part of the subdivision and then run home another sign of back shit craziness running for fund since he had been at work he had no idea that there was a fugitive stabber on the lose my neighbours can it be that you should just ever and that running to my house might not be the best idea then
he proceeded to tell us that the weirdest thing half oh my god when he was running in the completely under developed undeveloped wooded part of the road a random do just jumped out of the book started running away play being of the absurdly pleasant person that he is said hi to hell of creepy bush dared kind of way of instead hey i'm in spring critical when we asked him what the guy was wearing without prompting he said grace shirt and black shorts why and that's when we told them tat he had
exchange pleasantries with a guy was on the run from the police for stabbing someone half an hour before my once colony arrived i think he enjoyed the story of claes brush with death even better than the surprise party we plan worm later that night they did catch mr stabber and the woman from them all survive with minor injury he apparently wasn't even good at stabbing i've more stories from my time as a prosecutor was but i'll save those for another email can't wait to see you guys in airline hollowing say sexy don't run alone at night came a method is no hurry because centurions i thought clay was going to be the murderer re over them and then your friend knock on the door with great sure and black pan exactly and then you're like but we invited i'm so should we still coming to the party get mouth watering sees all recipes and pre measured ingredients delivered right to your door with hello fresh america's number one meal kid they make
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since cobb sometimes things hidden in oils come out on their own blood high when my brother and i were younger we had a lot of pets my brother had a number of snakes over the years but only one was actually memorable the snakes never had names for some reason but this one was a corn snake that was about twelve inches long we got it and had a brown gray colouring anyway one day my brother notices that the snake isn't in its cage anymore he's had happened before with other snakes and they would turn up a few days later maybe it's because you are using a k he was so everyone kind of method mare meant it off and feared it would turn up or get out of the house we never see it again the sounds like the fucking definition of the eighty is yes i corn snake when our hurry fast forward a few years now and my brother and i am at our are at home with our seventy something yr old
suddenly something old lady baby sitter were sitting in the living room watching tv the labelling as a fireplace which covers an entire wall
nineteen seventy ass night from floor to ceiling with gray brown brick colouring of colored brick sore watching tv and i get bored i'm starting off into space and noticed the fireplace bricks are moving i think it's just my imagination says now about it my daydreaming sands and it's the snake it's a whole lot bigger it out like four feet long he must have been eating good all those years you ve been living on their terrifying also this happens is worse net you know he can even like if we're watching tv innocent come on he he can't yoda away no says tunnels are so i casually pointed out like oh there's a snake and the baby sitter loses her shit starts running around saying she's going to call the fire department or whatever my brother and i are still like and just checked our feet up and kept watching tv babysitter call my moment she comes home my mom walks in like a boss ass bitch and robs the snake with their bare hands this thing is freaking mean now so it's trying to bite her when she grabs it of course my mom is professional snake grabber sushi grab it in the middle of the bodies that are behind the head so it could twist around and try to bite a lot easier now my mom wrangles this thing into a kitchen pot and puts the lid on it and then they write it could get it could get it
i can't eat up anyway she take the lead on the pie and my brother out corn snake bites foreign snake this tape the next day we took it or local pet store and sold that fucker for like five hundred bucks yeah anyway keep what what you're doing alexandra may be the best things in the wall story we heads over it doesn't even really help
i don't know sometimes your story knows them there was so much so that sometimes things hidden and walls come out on their own like how could stephen not open that emailed so good but also the idea that the snake it's out of its aquarium or whatever hopefully glass walled container and then just is like i'm staying in this house there's that football over there i m sure they have corn somewhere in the house my images like around now and then re some kind of bugs whatever gap but then just like gregson ammo fly bet it lived in that fucking brick wall for years that they mean like they stared at yeah i love that snake i love
i too have you see i've sent you that give of the that insane huge snake and the woman catches it like girls in australia and she's just like cashmere it's like their next to a lake the other hampering racy snake right stephen comes out her from the water re yes inch look up that like lady catches snake give unless your vents who doesn't less mosebach upon us anyway the eyes like mr he doesn't like anything about the spot arena as such proclaimed light hearted later if you put light hearted in your email that's always helpful to you because then we know how to end on something yanks act are in your subject line so it
this budget line is gulf wielding grandmother light hearted freight i care in georgia stephen and animals i stumbled upon your show recently and it has made my commute to work and law school so much more enjoyable i did them i did make the mistake of listening to your episode about the leaf man too close to bedtime and end up sleeping when the lights on because obviously murders wait until you turn but otherwise i'm so impressed with your wonderful mix of humor and trudged d with these dark and fascinating story i think thanks my hometown isn't about a murder but an attempted robbery one day my grandma phone to say that she was in the hospital for a broken arm which on its face seems rather ordinary however the story comes out that my grandma woke up in the middle of the night to noise is coming from down the hall she lives alone and doesn't have any pets if she knew something was naturally she grabs one of my grandpas old golf clubs niecks out of her room to investigate and finds a large man rifling through her things in the living room at this point most people would call for help but apparently my bad s grandma thought that she would handle this situation after all she had lived through world war two in latvia perceptually families row is that re fuck yeah so
she was forced to flee to the u s ass a teenager after some of her family were killed yoshida she's not fucking since t doesn't scare easy so she looked around her house to make sure the man was alone smart pump out kirk with her golf club raised and started beating the time over the head while shouting at him in latvia he was so startled and probably can cost and dropped witty grab resisted the grandma attack very briefly which has won my grandma's armas broken my kind then led into the night he was never caught by the police but thankfully he also never returned afterwards my mom gave my grandma lecture about the importance of calling the cop assess risks of attacking intruders without knowing if their armed or not and how she could have made an escape instead my grandma promised that she would be more responsible but when we visited her next we discovered that she had placed a golf club in every room of earth guerrero anyways year awesome so make sure you say sexy and always carry a golf club love erika oh my god yeah latvian ground mining take share she couldn't hit that hard with that re lake i mean fund a surprise the shit out of this two year will probably her and maybe like knocked him a little yeah less but ia and then also this woman screaming at you in a foreign language yeah
wow that again credible i like that one yeah they were all amazement gray ellison any story you that's fucking crazy to send them to us my favorite rhetoric gmail and stay sexy and don't get murderer than i do want to cookie lucky
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