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shuts down, even though he only had one customer a pregnant woman who bought his sprouts, the only ones who gives birth and stocks are evenings. Brown is exactly thin, we're talking about how to become an astronaut, and I was interviewed last year with dwayne ross, who is demanded. of the astronauts selection office, I asked they asked him is popular any undertaking. Interview moments come to mind and he said My favorites was we had this one person say when we asked him why he wanted to be an astronaut. Well, my grandfather was an astronaut. My father was an actual, and now I want to be an astronaut. We knew that

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tell us what you had. Second, due to the lack of let's to I had to do it tat. The others applicable. Once more with the oil. Can I quickly talk about just running generally? I was thinking about in sports cars I remember someone saying how much David beckham runs per match, which is a lot the exact amount. But then I thought I wonder, and other sports wonder which sport you run the most in outside of running and dumb is quite surprising. The summons done a list of what happens so with basketball. this quite law running that goes something like two point four kilometres something per match that you end up running about yeah, I'm safe, that software is about sorry. Football supper is about nine four for the high end, its roughly around seven american football. What do you think it is remarkable

last summer, five hundred metres counting wedding, often long ago, so you can't be walking often on again yeah. Getting everything a lot of light. It depends which play you are like the running box would run a long way ass, a thing. It's really tiny, there's only average. Per match? Eleven minutes of movement- I am, is not insane. How long is a match? Three hours three hours? and there's only eleven minutes worth of movement for the whole. A black list Ten of eleven february couldn't make it do the eleven minutes and get it over with it's much better than that. Like cricket, it's a nuanced. Let's say right, line tennis tennis run a lot earlier. This year basis, a surprising, I guess, when you consider the length of the field in comparison to say, like american football, you think it's the best efforts of the higher it's just behind football. To have figures for the one hundred metres what's that,

I almost employ you all. Ok is a question in the less limb picks you same bolts, one run a hundred meters in under nine point three. Second, but I think a world record. Why why? Why could is its work out of ok and it was during the olympic camp contest. It wasn't a practice or anything. It wasn't a full stop. Nope. He had his shoelaces untied nope, although he did have one shoelace and tie when he broke the world record. was he disqualified for some reason for it? No, it wasn't just robust vote. The answer is because it was part of his two hundred metre rice second have always to under meteorites. He did not know why cause he had em. You have a running start, don't you yeah? So, whereas like what you have to get up to that speed and to undermine to your all outlets. Be mass went

It does really good. At fact, you probably won't use this, but I just want it was just when I was when I was looking into smells in space and the the farting thing alia came up and I discovered an a video it's a sort of audio extract from Nineteen. Seventy two apollo. Sixteen mission. john young, is on the moon. Talking about fighting, not knowing that's his microphone is on, and he also swears, and it was a deal, because if we remember on a previous podcast, no such thing as a swear word on the moon, they done so much work to make sure astronauts don't swear on the moon and this guy. Just let me go as he was talking about fighting and I've got it. He let them go as he was telling me long ago, exactly So there is a where word on the man who was john young. While talking about fighting and he swore twice,

what position. The basic respect is pretty much business used to talk about surrender funds, for he was expelled from their say as equals, Council come business where he he plotted to blow up bits of the set of doktor do and it has been found a wheelchair and he was plotting to blow it up with some flowers and plastic. Explosive and you'll find five hundred quid for that. He got busted, though, because some local squirrel saw him doing and reported it to doktor Doolittle. yet in their own explorers. My new favorite explorer is Joseph banks, who is the botanist on cooks expeditions, but he so great that uses ready, charming guy. You always befriended the locals. Wherever he went so they landed onto haiti and within days he was picking up bits of the language and he was sleeping with them. Sometimes actually copulating

with them and sometimes just sleeping next to them and on the first day they arrive into hazy picture. The most cliched believe you're watching a cartoon of discovering to haiti and that's. But sickly, what happens so they they climbed a shovel and they ended up on their first night, dining deliciously on fish and bread. Fruit, Joseph bank sitting next to the haitian queen, spot it already beautiful to haitian lady. At the opposite end, the dining area beckoned her? She came and sat on his other side, and I spend the whole evening eating delicious tropical fruits and have a beautiful tunisians whom they all went and slept with over the next few days, I just sounds like the dream explorer says I made it up. Land is yeah, didn't cook and are being killed a leaf, and yet he did and it sounds like it was this a lot of theories about why that happened in it sounds like it was a miscommunication. Am I making it up? Was it on the sandwich islands summit, Silence and now hawaiian, I think it might some months ago, just conflated. Two different stories lad

one thing that worries me out sandwich with captain cook didn't the resemblance to them. it's three as a slice of bread for that. Glorious cohesion policy. The thing broke it up with the donations, didn't understand property, so they kept on stealing cook stuff without realising that it was stealing and the post. it was broken up on the first night. They were there because to that eyes from the expedition had come onto land had a snuff box and the opera glasses pickpockets. It would Were these people doing bringing opera glasses onto a newly discovered station island in the south if it into this path, and he let me like these, I've heard that could I just say something about quantum genitals. There was a guy in the medical literature who had a haunted, scrotum

He went to the dogs are because he had an undecided right, testicle and when they did, scan on him. They saw his left testicle and they said his the left side of his scrotum seem to be occupied by a screaming ghost like apparition. What were these doctors and in the end in the report, I read it said, but what of the? on descended right test is none was found. If you are right test is. Would you want to share the scrotum with that? right here is this ghost, like left, testicle scared away. The right has the girl. I'm not sure they would be entirely serious about that. The reason this medical literature, the sounds very Have you told we taught me before by the african somewhere in africa? There was a panic recently where people believe that testicles disappearing. Let me know people problem cultural growth, we ve all how they feel bad. It happens to every one of us.

I was trying to think of stuff. The we think is on one date, but actually on another area of it as american independence day, which I think John Adams at the time famously said, because independence was voted for on the second of July and John Adams famously wrote his wife didn't he saying this. Second day of July seventeen. Seventy six will be the most memorable epoch in the history of america and to us in time, there is obviously the fourth of july, but just when they went through, but also I read about a hundred and six year old woman who discovered she's been celebrating a birthday on the wrong day for more than a hundred years. It was the previous day they just found a birth certificate and what is technically now she's, only six years old,

this is very, very, very quickly getting. This is critical in fifteen hundred germany's they give vampires. There was a pointing epidemic, the broke out lots and one none in a convent fell to biting her companions and not spread throughout the convent and then from one company to the next and eleven germany up to holland and as far as room and convent throughout the land nuns which is fighting each other. More amazing must hysteria gus Mrs dury, the same thing happens with nuns me owing around the same as what was the growing stop? It was a soldier who gave it is said that he would hit them. Yeah. They saw me I we'd, be them with a pole, didn't work do you know you know in the book dracula how to kill a vampire stake through the heart and cut off the head.

gas is one other thing the out of sex or is that does in modern adaptation. I remember reading that in my addition, but I do have a penguin class. I was thinking about the rays of sunlight. I am that words so that never appeared in the original dracula book. That's. Why didn't yeah. It's exactly that. I just saw that that was the classic thing that everyone knew about it. That was in the movie. The very first movie- and the reason it was put in the movie, is because they didn't actually have the rights to use dracula as an adaptation, so they created this other funding to be able to say that this is a different line. I've got one last thing I want to throw in before we move on, which is that there has been a study that shown that mail kangaroos can attract the opposite sex once the opposite of sex, the

opposite saccharine. What I'd on? Having made that they are, their generous, is pogo, isn't it which I live longer generous and I also love reading about guerrillas when you're reading it like a new scientists, gazeta, their scientific name after another C4 guerrilla. That scientific name is guerrilla a gorilla, so they d reversal guerrilla imbracus. It sounds like that chanting, guerrilla, I think, of congo's, bring a name for extreme poverty and heard the giant for awhile? Well, this is the secret clubs, I'm a member of that. I tell you the secret names that really push people We think that we have nicknames push people, but actually those push people happening. There is real passionately that nice real, basically the people at the top of his colleague the queen on speaking of myths and legends togo

few years out of the earth, the snowy the whales whales have their own yeti yeah, it's a really lovely story. This is the description of it by the locals. He has a rep, it's a repellent beast that has razor sharp teeth, a matted, coat and eyes of flames. His blue air wax that trickled down his chin. He lives alone in an egg look at the top of mount snowden, and yet he he beneath his heart of stone. He as someone who cared about so that's why his angry. So many people leave climb out Snowden as bizarre anonymous elements, water, regular- maybe that's something I could go and look for doing when we tell you all our facts for the week. So we no look them up. Do you just type them plus yazzi in together

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that the majority of people or yet is that they thought they were seeing actually turned out to be westerners because most explores when they go out into these icy cold regions. I dont shower for months on end. They can't shaver anything that beards grow even thicker up there. I guess because of the climate, what if there is an actual science behind that, but they just but by the time they see anyone whose alone They look like this weird ask creature, because their wearing fur close their faces. Very, is how so the majority of westerners who had been killed by locals is because they mistaken, for a yeti or brown bear. The majority of western leave. No explorers who would go into these kind of uncharted territory is really boss, privacy is so in my life. I buy preventative illegally briar, the most plausible fact I've already

I'm? U yet, but not. When thomas more was beheaded, he moved his beard out of the way. In famously said, my beard has not committed treason which, Those were his last words. That's my poor bed doesn't deserve this nord his neck. Well indeed, I think. Surely, o your whole body is done it or none of it here. Maybe the they grew up. Post treason there's some cars that are two quite some of the hybrid cars they come. Experts put out a visual machines into the interest rate in loud, so that people can haven coming because people are ready, advocate cows and also the Bmw and five engine is so quiet that they had to get a car to states or the the Bmw and five engineer. So quiet, that's the artificially plays call noises. Engine noise is inside. The koran

various systems. Are the people sound but feel like driving a protocol with raw? In case they forget their driving sit down on the tv rights, and so it must be. It must be hard to know. One thing is on or off if the noise that you used to hearing was happening, that they say that the eighty ends up without delay. I don't, if that's true even but they say that, if you get money of an atm, it makes is worrying noise and the urgent need to make that working hours. They put that in so that you feel like it's actually doing. Like its counting your cash. I dont. If that's true, I don't love the ones when you when you asked for money. The facts. Noise still come

have you ever been over there like in a corner shops when they have the separates kind of you know, it'll charge you two pounds to take out here this dial up, fax noise that you're the only person who knows about lazio the only person who uses cash machines at chelsea. I do, but I always get out like five hundred pounds, because I think I will get my monies yeah psychologically. You have to justify that to like two pounds to five hundred pounds. It's only like what no point five percent or something nobody says: you're, basically, making money I found the great thing about temperature unless the sex of an alligator and some other at times like this is entitled is determined by how warm the nest is that their laden so radagaisus if the egg is captain unnecessary

It agrees, it turns out female and if its thirty four degrees, it turns out male really here how cool ourselves in a kind of nonsense, Aristotle, young ladys I over accoucheur, I thought you were gonna, say bye baby, you have a new resources dad because they definitely history, oh good hours notable that if we had a war of men of all, might tesco at the time of sex and obey a boy and vice versa, didn't he moved out with them. That was so. I continue to wear a hot water bottle about my right, strapped in every diabetic. Tried for babies afford laid there. One was that sex pisa if it could be the authority that those there was also the female pope. Wasn't there, though the dynamic she never? Ok, because the stories which are so conflicting, Is that I hope, George. She she died either by being more by an angry mob, or

natural causes, elevated grant. These words are consistent with one or two But if I have a question for you this week and it is about technology, and it goes thus in eighteen, sixty a new technology and to european life women who used it.

Complain that it caused within the television. The television ok hold this together. Ok, I have a question for you. It is about technology from the nineteenth century, and it goes like this in eighteen, sixty a new technology answered european life. Women who used its complained that it caused extreme genital excitement. What technology am I talking about? Some drugs humdrum tundra? I think he's a bit over the whole was it the was it. The saddle on a bicycle lies and found the right. I'm alive, the sample saddle option because bicycles were strongly disapproved of for women because they were thought to be a turn on one asia. Women should be aroused when the earth for the couples. Yes, it's gonna, do it was it the portable boss, which is also invented.

in eighteen. Sixty or eighteen sixty one, I think, which is like a bath on wheels, but it was also like for post a bed see how those curtains around it and then you could be pushed or about the house. I guess I saw that would allow us to assume a wine will really be a girl on the streets with portable balls, I think than you could have one I'm gonna go above merchant. Yeah use have poppea much about this. Well, some people of at those out is not an incredible really light, and it was actually also that we operate openly. Russia's waterproof is it that has been so hard to locate people you're looking for

like in your home. That's like where's was that it was in the back kitchen or is it arouses ITALY? I'm afraid? None of you are right. I shall it was the sewing machine and french women who worked in sewing machine places from baton until dusk would do it all day and then complain to their husbands at the end of the day that they have extreme genital.

What I'm sorry I didn't using IRAN were real name was Mary, I'm evans, yes, right right. I think the first thing she wrote under DR george elliot was an essay called silly novels by lady novelists, and it was basically slacking off all the women writers of the times like these women, a shared it sounds like she was trying to get people off. The sense does not a little. The first person could never be a woman s o misogynist their homes. I didn't have the brontes also my old, it's yeah with writing under sooner limit, really weird names, clara belle, Alice, spelling acts and belt. None of what is actually a lane. Look at them. They they did allison name ellison, always by so yeah yeah. Maybe there remains that we don't have here, but it was not so much more power of london, the name

I want to open a studio nuts and called lights. Camera actin. That's a very good idea. We had, I thought, I'd german club that gets things done called actin turn out everyone, I'm going to go, have some act in classes acting glasses, none of the act of the maxim classes, loving of acting. Action was founded in writing hurry for wine and that most of us have acted as a study done in two thousand and five of a hundred academics, critics writers and they found that of the men. Four out of every five said the last novel they read was by a man. I think the last novel arab was blue. Woman was well done. You such a modern man, was by george area, actually thought it was

There was a thing that was done recently by the BBC history magazine, which was to find the most stylish fashionable britain of all time did, I played a wonderful This is about is not directly related, but I found it in the course of my research, which is about appeared sexuality, and it's. A recent study shows that men who watched sexy videos or handle luxury saw immediate. ratification even whenever making decisions about completely different things about money and sweets or whatever, so they tested your delight. education about he added declines, but the way there? the three things they tested manner for were looking a pig. is a beautiful women watching very, eclipse of young women in bikinis running through a park or king brows. Apparently he

It's also a man like if you just let them touch abroad, not attached to someone just abroad that they're all self control out of the window and have you guys seen the sniper outfits uranium, me? Oh yes, my life is not meant to see oil and have an outfit given the game away. Well, it's a camouflage. It's not like I say: no they look like so they basically dress up. This knife is as giant compost heaps. They look exactly like the car to backer. You know that what he called the worker a walkie should entered. My book is its extraordinary and you see them on parade and their these huge green haystacks and those of his. men's even line in english, and then snipe you, but also you want to meet Europe's quite easily. If addressed us a haystack, I thought you could just sit there and watch phrases lay three alone like even get on the tube and leave. You know that no one will know I hate silent, rides district, like maybe when you enter the bush.

What's it doesn't have pushed around you what you need to disguise of our bush if you're in a bush that israel disco Faced with the delegation ya, holder, the believe, a birch tree is the motto of george w bush offers family motto: iranian civil peace within me. Still they catch rates must be the bush to some of the fun quiz show that we should make That is why, let's just looked of bushes, idiotic guess- which one is a person, doesn't really nice idea, camouflage that irregularities, which of these is not a tree- is very very hard to find the tv series camouflage the listings items have another name for we should leave. The radio tie. Reason just claim that we're six areas in are you an accessible tv so ever, which is exactly what we hope, admiral.

We do need to pick up that life where we left off emerges, well now, you can see whether the picasso heavily down james andean animal. We were again next week. I won't happy new year