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The violence and the the ocean, it's a pardon. My take isn't about Marshall sport. In a part of my take presented by cores light, the best beer, ever created today is Monday July. Twenty fifth Oh patty, the baddie oh patti, labelle, That's it that's a star, because patty the body in my meatball molly, our friends, our colleagues tat, was the

that was the sports moment of the weekend both of them show, out in england dave there. wig on catching me poor, molly, ah unbelievable great? see. I love them, so so much the two of them. I don't know like it's weird to have. Well that you personally and care for fighting in the octagon, because every moment feels like the scariest moment ever: That was awesome, and that is that that is the lead of the shouted, yet the closest that we ve ever come to that, as is when hank stepped into the octagon. and I and Billy stepped in. It's not really knocked the gunners, a squared circle in the boxing ring and watching people that you care about actually get into fights like that's. As close as I've been to apparent just worrying sick about my children, I was it's nerve, wracking and almost like relief when they win. The way that molly? I had my someone that actually fought back? Well, you fought against tax

I'd say like jose. Canseco is probably a pretty comparable a man. if we can say, go actually connected with a shot against billy billy could have died, would have been a real shame but there is still that, like same level of worry that we had but the way that that molly and patty one there's so fund to watch molly. Just don't back elbows are people and then they just the fight crying tears of joy, basically getting hammered drunk fireball whatever in the stands and then patty take the and after tea bagging. His opponent, like you, said that he would just being like hey Let's talk real, quick about mental health because I don't want to bury my mates circumscribed. My shoulder gimme big hug liverpool is back guys, yes as it was an awesome awesome day. It was also great ufc when it's in country and you get like the five o clock you have. Sea fight is just its. something really cool about it. Cuz you're like oh, I should

like fighting off sleep, it should be midnight right now I stay awake on a pay per view card. No, we got to see it five o'clock in the afternoon afternoon, I'd a pep in my step after that love them to both so so much. I hope they both come. to new york soon, so we can have both back on the show and yet was tat. Was it thank you to both of them too, because other than jake calling a pol game and working in a clone shout out jake. And read bolts again to get max a win. There wasn't much sports this weekend like this baseball and then the body in an me Paul Molly, save sports this weekend. We appreciate it from that yeah. especially like you, if you're a sports writer at their. My thoughts in my prayers, are with you because not only is there nothing to write about whatsoever, but Springsteen seats are now four thousand dollars. So it's a real, tough time to be ascribe. Yes, though, The biggest story I had was the bears unveiled their new,

helmets, it's now cool for every team, like this is one of those situations where the nfl was like yeah we're letting everyone do multiple shells so you get alternate uniform, alter helmets and then the bank was revealed, there's which were incredible. The jets act they are pretty cool, put that doesn't mean every team needs to do a alternate helmet and it in the bears kind of where the first team to show up and be like. Oh yeah, everything needs to do this. I don't know why they had to be syracuse. No, no, no diss, that to you jake, but syracuse trash football program. And I dunno why they had to do that, and or franchises should just keep with their regular helmets because no reason why we're not worse, even though we are like in terms of playing ability more not the job If you don't need an alternate helmet and that you just check that box. Just because it's available to you It's about that certain franchises. The word swag should never get thrown out when it comes to the bears.

The bears are a team that like yes they're, very historical, even when they're good they're, just like they're more. Secure than you d, never swag, they're, not swag rain, and the all orange yes you're right is like a mix of syracuse and align, like combined into one, and nothing about that screams. Excitement to me It is going to be against the commanders in the greatest thirty nine game that, despite cast as ever seen so I'm happy to see that if I'm just going based on five of those homewards alone, I feel like. That is a vibe where sector coach a loose is going to two challenges, The wind is going to blow the ball off the kicking tee. At least twice in the course of the game. But mercifully the game is going to be over really quickly. It's going to be one of those. It basically has a running clock the entire time, because, teams are just going to run the ball and nothing exciting is going to happen. Yeah the orange helmets if they wore blue jerseys with the orange helmets. Helmeted look a little bit better, but the orange helmets are our special teams error. Like a judge, lasting change in momentum

and then ever flues is going to try to wear some in orange and orange visor hat and go look even more comical. It's mickey! it's it's candy ass, so again, I don't know why they had to do that. Just wear regular uniforms. You have some of the best uniforms in sports like. Why would you do that? But again, this This is a late July problem where I had to drop some perspective. on people like look. We can all this. Reboot about at some people thought they were fire. That's fine! I don't, but the fact that work about how much means without much closer football, and we can handshake on that yeah, the only the only real real problem I have with it. I mean it does look kind of candy s, but it just makes me wish Andy Dalton was still on the bears because he would look sick, those, yes, he What I'm trying to think those things. Oh, I guess hey. Do you want to address the fact that lebron might have cursed your baseball team because like I've seen on the that's what that's what

people are saying: lebron might have cursed there stocks, because since he said Are you alright? Alright? Fine? So we want to address the fact that I just seen on twitter sweeney. Diverse threads. I've seen clips of just some of the most ridiculous plays happening in this red sox, blue, jays series that like plays that are places are basically like will. We won't see, plays that bad when we're watching little world series in williamsport in like three weeks, yeah Fourteen three and then all people online got to do the o football score, football score Two hundred and thirty three and almost two hundred and thirty two did you see this jake? It was there's a scorigami account for baseball for a moment. Gonna be the first score gama and like twenty years, it has been like that, while yet once every like twenty years, there's a baseball score, gabby devastate,

I remember it was like rangers oil slicks, thirty, the three like a decade ago, I remember specifically, I think those are the two teams involved, so yeah gotta target our moments, but we just missed that. I also don't like they were. They were there's gotta be a certain level if you're a baseball manager where it's like. If you get down, I dunno, let's call it fifteen runs then. You just stop using real pictures and let go whatever player that wants to fucking pitch bromine there, because they were they relievers. They don't Five gettin, yeah. Remember that because was an ultimate tim Jim game where he was just here for the next two days who is finding a new staff that happen, and I gained that hasn't happened in like one hundred and twenty five years of baseball, and his voice was just breaking let he sound like he was going to cry on the air when he covered that the pitcher in that game, gotta save somehow, even though it thirty three like I, I love those those moments for TIM gershon, where they splash him everywhere and they're. Like here's, a weeping tim curtin to this

the beauty of baseball you'd newt uniqueness. Again, yes, yes and then the only other story from baseball, there's two others errands it been mashing wrote racist sixty two. I want everyone to get involved in that because it does look, I'm a I'm a pro steroids guy, so idea, currently think barry bonds, the best player of all time, and I also think his records stand, but there should be like an extra, Suzy Azzam. can hit sixty two just knowing that we're not in the stairways error any more. So it's like what what better way to get people in debate. All then having a home run race again. So what what this is just, he's gone for sixty two strong to break roger maris record. I mean for that way. Get excited about some dinners listen yankee! When the record this thing, it's a yankee record that we had at all. It is knowing what I'm saying is still important, because you have the very bondsman Maguire say me, so so you have those which, we do acknowledge because everybody was taking stories at the same time

you're still like that. Little mystique around the numbers, sixty one So I'm fine with with rooting for air and judge you get that. The only thing is You might be a national that might he might be trade bait for one soda in which case you got. You got that short right field porch and he's not going have that anymore: That's true hague is shaking his head. He just doesn't want to be excited about. Like I'm, I'm trying, I am basically fishing. The bottom of the ocean. Try I just pulled up like one of those spineless, jellyfish or not while jellyfish, are spineless right, a one of those worms that are at the bottom of the ocean, and I'm like look here aaron judge. Sixty two home runs what else are we going to fucking talk about the end of July? You are in your like no throw up back all yeah. I was the sour puss, I'm not I'm on the sweet, dick but leg, I would say that you can ignore lige the bay bonds, one and then also be like he's chasing a record because which ones yankee, but that's what you're going to the yankee records?

It was on monitoring and stripes. Twenty seven ring sank and then the other thing was the the braves caught the mets. So frank was right, hashtag Yet again it's it. I think there I think the mets are right now, a half game up on the braves in the east what he said was going to happen. What city was in town and it is happening to me the mets got back shares or as a free agent come in the team. and there they're getting Jacob de another big free agent coming noticed this germ sure deadlines. Trade deadline could and I'm sure I'm sure enough. Midseason free agent, Jake grom and I'm sure that he'll be able to pitch right the rest of the season, won't have any more injury issues, so I think they are still get there. They'll be fine. I'm sure this won't just implode imploding in fantastic fashion. We do whose back because we have a very long, very, very good interview with andrew shots. We can say pfc

I have a beach idea, so it's not a drunk idea because it's like mildly buzzed. You know that feeling you have like three beers and a beach and you're kind of in the zone. Your brain starts cooking. A little bit. beach idea that I was discussing here the other day Let me know what you guys think about it. It's it's us, a ten booth put it scott son. Screen spray son screen at it so you just walk through it. They sit up like a key. Ask any walk through it on your way out the beat you pay like ten bucks, and then turn around like your tony hawk, your entire body gets coding sunscreen. I feel like four kids, especially if you got kid This is like a godsend of an adventure. Hey boss, it's the it's! The mister like the. The re mr just walk right through the the portal is the one that the broncos had where they kept their entire team, safe from covert because they walked through like this. This spray, this spray fan before they went out onto the practice field and you think ten bucks as to what have you seen the cost of, screen these days. Are you living in your elite bubble because

screen is mega expensive, I just don't wear sunscreen like a real man. When I do. I just slap it on my back. How I didn't realize I that ten bucks would get you at least a bottle or two it's naked, bottle. Yeah. by the way is we don't know where billy is he's in a hospital. I think billy texted This morning, at eight thirty in the morning being like what time are time, recording guys something we had agreed to on thursday, and that was just pretty good sign of billy, big plans this weekend end part. My take might be interrupting his plants because I don't know where he is right now he wants. That is its better level check. Then not disabilities reloading. An undisclosed location, that's like where they found saddam Hussein is. Where believes that right now, we asked him where he was. He said, not a house. So I what the fuck that means and there's a phone a landline phone behind him- and it looks like in the elevator, so I guess and I'm sure to go with us, but all

Unless you wants to tell us a little bit more time, remember when Tom hanks source it s an l and everybody was I go he's in an australian prison? just my anger that that's what's happening when Billy football right now they are all working about I'm working, remote right, Well, I I appreciate you were able to to show up that was yep. I we were joking when you, when you lost internet connection a minute ago, cause you're in. spill again, which I think would have good internet connection weird hoping that when you texted at eight hundred and thirty in the morning being like what time are we recording, I think sneaky were hoping we'd like fifteen minutes from now, so that day was clear. We should have just been like we're recording right now. Let's go just got double check. Sorry for are stay where you are Can you guess where I am I'll? Tell you if I'm there, give us a little more the room. Give us a little more of the room.

I see, and torture is a dorm where the fuck, where the phones do that Yes, you were all way. Goryeo what we can do it, if someone is one of the aid of u s, gases correctly, where I am I'll retreat them Ok, why? Oh has huge massive. This is like the member that documentary don't fuck with cats. like someone needs to figure out whether the phone was and who, in One who like had it put into their hotel- slash hospital, slash, dorm and they go from there. I love you with this with this type of stuff, bill is on board the live tour jet. I think the saudis have successfully co, opt ability to be their new, got peace,

yeah. Actually you know what that is. He is giving off cruise ship vibes that reporters. What is what is sketchy enough that he doesn't feel comfortable, saying like that's what I'm trying to get like get out like most spilling out at this place, yeah and to say, and no one will care. I plan something: a long so fucking weird it's you just can't be normal for anything the likely you. What are you insane asylum arguing, strainer things anyway it was back to the week. Are your training and training to be a navy seal with tiger woods at his compound sure, what is this place? Are you going philly start with who's back of the week yet give us your who's back of the week my way, by the way before we do that, we just mentioned live, tore plain little little tickler the taking on wednesday

I've been smiling ever since we take to take on thursday it's coming out on Wednesday. I think best take yet it's such a fucking brain. It is not a great episode. get excited for Wednesday and no spoilers don't spoil try not to tweet spoilers until while the chance to listen, because I'm like I said, I'm still buzzing from it like I've. I've actually had moments where I've thought back in. Like giggled to myself about what happened during the takings it's a russia that fan fantastic, ending we do still spoiler. We do spend thirty minutes, honoring eileen do for her performance and her contribution to the chinese ski team. So I will say that a just and live retirement for the show, I will say too I don't like to over advertise, and you know I could be wrong, but I will say that the blake of the year competition is better than last year's. Yes, by far yeah, we have a lot better of a blake the year, competition with two weeks being on the show? Alright, so billy, I take it away whose back the week

the troops of memes and I competed in a charity lacrosse game on thursday night. for shootout for soldiers, a great cause, a great charity, Twenty four hours of lacrosse games played every hour. The all proceeds and donations and science goes go towards causes for veterans and active duty, Where can I sign up it a record breaking event. They raised a fifth of a million dollars which is awesome, and that's what capable of being normal two hundred thousand dollars. They know that the headquarters, still hold a bunch of guys at barstool showed up and we had a partial team and it was really fun and it was the first time playing an organized sport. a lot of us since like high school and college, and it was awesome- that's rage when lithuania to cause player as a troop again, yet

as challenge coin, I got a challenge coin, so I can with that out on other military matters, if they have their charge going on them, so I got a stamp of approval. you are. You are literally now like the bid is over and you are actively stealing valor? Yes, I know you like it. Wait. Are you wearing a button down shirt? Billy? It's more of like a this getting even weirder, because I needed to hear how I was going to end like what more. It's like athletic gear. I like button. stand up real quick, I don't need to stand up. We pass scotland it's like remember like they all watch the today show or matt lauer is like where's, my life. That's not cool anymore.

Yeah Philly do the button on your desk and that locks from the inside right now. we ve also that or you saw me- that's not a button like those dutcher. Doesn't it buttons on it? Here's buttons button up. So it's about now. Yes, that would have been an answer that we, we would have accepted. Yes, when I ask, is that a button down? Let's, let's see shoes show feet You see my shoes, what are you standing up? You're, definitely nude from the waist down okay, so he is dressed up. He is dressed up. Those are his nice sneakers that puts on four four big occasions I got had once you give us your, whose back he's back the weakest. The classics is that time year there are no sports going on so when when in doubt this is you know things like my rushmore come along, that's a classic, and then our colleague J J rhetoric has got him so in the classic debate. That is, you take our sports center, probably for next week, and he,

Again, classic take you said jerry was play with plumbers and then jerry west came back and as I would have you ever accomplish near career buddy, you own the average like twelve points, a game and never won a championship. So. It is just a classic debate. It's just one of those things like you do on sports center this week. There's nothing going on what what is they talk about it, jerry west, the plumber era and and like how current players would would play. Then we have an instrument that I do as they do in his answer very thing because he's taken the entire fucking month of august off with a shoulder injury. because he's not man enough to go on there in august and talk about sports. This is this is actually we're really separates. The good takes missed from the bad ones in from the pretenders like this is a soft move. By stephen, a smith To just not show up for an entire month like greeting, do it all. And then the other one I saw, which I kind of disregarded, because once I saw who wrote it it was. It was like a top top headline on bar, so it was just Aaron rodgers in the top three quarterback, with with the ranking

quarterbacks, but it was from Steven J. So That's not even. I grant he was just he was just yeah. He was just kind of doing I agree with him group rankings yeah. No! No! No! No, I don't think so okay. Well, I gruesome, no matter what I back him he's my guy. Great today I am just a goods is a good way for for all takes Yes, yeah that that is, it is true like this is prime. Let's rank quarterbacks steer tearing of the quarterbacks, for no reason era. This is the perfect time for in in this part of the summer. You know we should do we should we should tear kickers, make a debatable list of the best kicked in the affair are like just head coaches and general during head coach is, I feel, like we get some good engagement. Ok we'll do that next week I like that, like that, are dear to your, whose back my, whose back of week is robots, Robots are back I don't. If you guys saw the sooner you

you guys are big chest fans, but there was a giant chest. Tournament place in russia over the weekend. It had some of the best players. Northern russia, like they farm them young. They groom you to be like a chess superstar from the time we like two years old, and so one of the best chest? Players in the under nine division was planned, he's like on a fast track to be one of the best in the entire world. and they hadn't play against a robot. They made like a chess playing robot, and the robot broke. The child's finger, in the middle of the game like a reach across the board, grab finger and then just snapped it and then the present, the Moscow chess federation. Said the robot broke the child's finger. This is of course, bad- and so If the kid had had to be taken away by like three people like it's mom and then two bystanders had to like pry the fingers of the robot off the kid just the most russian story ever and I just goes to show that I am anti robot and I've been anti robot for quite some time

Even when Boston dynamics puts out their cute little dogs, there are capable getting kicked over and standing back up, I just want everybody stay, woke out there and join me on the team of being anti robot I want to me and I wrote, but I want to be its. I robot, but I can't be hypocrites. I literally just said that I back Stephen CHE so there's some robots if they regular riders out of the top three I can get by will? The robot has a significant amount of martin luther king autograph memorabilia, then I'm okay with that robot, but I need to make sure that they're not racist first and what, if the robot was like trying to win in it like glitch, and it was like the best way to win, isn't on the chess board. It's break the hand that plays the chest yet the kid how to quit the robot one so like to have. It will now learn that violence is an acceptable answer when it comes to chess, This has led us. Do you remember who ever said the pennies mightier than the sword was full of shit? They didn't have good sorts,

unclog blog this on friday. Did you guys see the the boston dynamics, robot? That was shooting a gun, yeah terrible, terrible side. Bagshot would like pay of deeply cod. the whole tarifa, damn damn fuckin roasted. You know how much I care about were sown It sounds like you. Do, I'm a fucking pilot bitch if it was if it was an aim, one twenties, amram or a nine x sidewinder. I put that thing right into your face. I don't give a shit about shooting machine gun. Laser guided missiles, your reaction to that jokes as you might care a little bit. I need to shut the fuck up my whose bag of the week is what am my favorite pairs of all time? Brian I've said before, but if you're on the internet you get got Brian had he got caught and it was, it was bad. So I dunno you guys saw this, but the the pg a tweeted in spelled t, u o r,

and also on the avatar, says parody treated, break In Jim nance, reportedly, joins live for a four. Your contract in a statement. the press. He said I feel like the best and I want to be paid like it. He also added. By friends. Accurate, splendid, damn right, and you should be compensated for being the best maybe The televised live events now best announcer hashtag live golf and it was ok, I mean sk, as it was not it's like not only that you got by a parity, but you like came out. It's like the number one live gall fan but you know what you don't need you don't need to be this guy online to be a hall of fame linebacker. So I'm just going to remind people that that the internet is a tricky place and it's not fair that people throwing and urlacher's because that's just not it's not right! It's not right sure Jim Nantz is paid like the best because he has us

This is what he's been compensated very handsomely so Urlacher, just without there's no real reason for him to like self identify as being saudi stand, but he took the and step there, but it is good to know, though, like this actually might end up being in his favour, where he might get an offer from the lived were to come like cover golf for them. to run their social media account we grow. There could get a good by friends, though part than ever. If the the parody marking on the literally says it's watermark parody on the avatar or the misspelling of the word tour wasn't the giveaway by friends should have been to give away, but again it's not right to peace, re this stuff in O'Brien or lacquers feed. So I'm going do on this one, even though your training Like all saturday night, because of it, an unforeseen yeah yeah,

my who's back of the week, is making fun of yourself so last week the talk of the nfl world was how Leonard, at weight, he didn't respond. By posting, a meme of an over a guy in a suit with his face on it. camping, two days- love y'all, I'm off and I went viral. So are He's leaning into the joke a little bit which of course, is Wanda J funny picture how is peel out. He did a great job. You're on e to p n, say to was success. All around didn't get canceled. Thank you! Yes, it got cancelled. So that's always the first big check mark. I thought it went well overall, a few things I'm gonna beat myself up over but yeah. I thought it was good I hopefully will get more opportunities either with them or more. What's coming in the future and what was the diet, coke situation like in the press box, I didn't see any dyke out, but I wasn't looking out for them go on a water only guy and went away spread Dave called cold cuts.

Eat before I had a turkey sandwich hours before game time. nice guy, now a flame when laser, no chips, the most important question jake. What what is give us one you're going to beat yourself up for so we can then bring it up to you. So the the guys If you re boil is one of the best I'll across play. Who's ever played the game. He. Said the redwoods should shoot a two point. Five seconds later, they shot a pointer and I'm Oh that's, tony romo, ask I kind of was like. Oh no. Works for cvs. I'm calling this on the austrian is that going to be a big deal, I voted for the outlying shouted heard here please. I actually remember that moment because I stopped watching your broadcast says tune in to CBS. I was like my brain, like those I haven't, checked on CBS in awhile, so I turned

yes, be into and started watching CBS because of the promotion you gave them yeah. So I was. in the commercial like all now was without mad, but then the producers, like don't worry about it. It's all I notice you didn't do the cards or slide at the beginning of the probably. For the same reason, you don't want to give any kind in b c, so they'll be that we should check that one off as yes, he passed that test. Ultimately, he tanked ratings I apologise yesterday and for that I should have said it is like down our lives, the asker play jon gruden anymore. I join my now so I should have used a different comparison. It was a lovely. Because he wasn't jacking off while he shot the shot. Yes, that the games actually with his with his kids, oscar russia. To be alone, with long in a room, hopefully I don't hopefully I still get invited back.

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So. They're getting money from you. Yeah there get there yet wall there taken money that from your friends- and I was glad to deny that's like meant for me- that's and there's nothing they can do about it and it is no such thing as a blue check on video gets a great fuckin hot, as a great house here. Just making tons of money. So I shall out yo infamous, is out. Why would you like some of my work now? I got it. Yeah may go by him and that'd be great. I bet I'm selling on my website, so I was telling you before we started that I was listening to you on TIM dillon, TIM dillon should come on the show he was being a pussy about covert and then he got covered, which was very fun. He should be a pussy about cover his case. build to beat it so, but you said like no, if I may, if I've, if I made it or not like instantly because of oh yeah, I'm going direct to the people. I have a huge youtube following they're going to go. so, it's been a couple days made it yeah yeah, hit the numbers yeah, we'll numbers, give us a number give us

We want you put your pocket, we at present that our monies grows, but is its influential right as the shooting thing about monies? Are you won't tell people how much money you may but the same time like that's how they the judges success right so like yeah. We made like so far over three million wow, so that was cool because put up a lot to get it back, and I had to like sacrifice allowed to get a yes will tell that story. So yeah we're going to beyond was an amazon that's what people are saying No, it wasn't amazon so so about this. I because I like the at the company, Anna, would be a fucking hypocrite, because I'm doing projects with all these fuckin streaming companies, I'm, I we care about right me to act right. I I'm saying this right now and time I say I get offered

the gig. I don't like to right a bad at it. They keep offerings they make godfather for I'll. Do because the new programme made white men can jump and it was like litter. The director almost didn't put me in it, and I was like why he was like why listen to brilliant idiots and you've specifically said. Don't call me I'll ruin your movie good for you. I don't want to do your project now. I want to write a movie and you in it there's a thing you can't. They can't have I'll make you act like for me. I hate acting too yeah. Acting is a word. We should never be in a movie. It sucks that we're so fucking good at it sucks and I'll. Never do it again. Yeah. Maybe it s a strategy. You are you're there. Why do you ask you also to hollywood like a boxer that retires after every fire? You like? Ok, it's my last fight, I'm done brown out this special real, ailing nervous. I shall just say my last special, unlike because our know how the fuck this thing works right like there's no metric for success. Early on run like do I call

I have friends that have done like the pay per view, shit, see how, when orders come in, I have no clue right And yet they got it it fucking. It did so you're, not snitching cause. I'm asking yeah yeah, so you were supposed to, let you say, medical bremer, yeah, yeah, ah, and you were going to do the special with them yeah and They signed everything radio, god, I've seen the special they noted fuckin, The army live and they were like Andrew. You say the inward way too much in this perspective. Just enough, so I sent us the chocolate enough and there's only one way you can find out where's my camera. If you go to the issue of justice, are not a year, you, you know when you feel it would just end up foot so that they were like they try to give you note, and they tried to cut a joke right enters a few jokes. They were cut their. So what we are showing that tells you money joke. Well, basically saying that the women deserved it.

How many more would be like comparable being forgotten, robotic a little bit of covert lots to do this document or about ted? I did ok like the way he's killing these girls, as is the thing like that got to me is like he asked them if they could help fix his car right and it's like. the fuck, you know about fixing cars lady. Well, why counterpoint like this is what the nineteen seventy such belay like people, it's like. I feel like that happened where you just like hey. Can you help a lady with stockings yeah? Just can you help fix my volkswagen beetle you're thinking hold on wait? No! No! No! No! No! Your car is fucked on the side of the road, but you're. Thinking of it as a post, ted Bundy world, this is a pre ted, Bundy war,

It's like this is before TED Bundy went around him existed and women didn't work yet yeah right like. Why? Are you out of the house, but also people didn't get into making a pie and putting it on a windowsill? Get murder he's talking about seeing a handsome guy's car he's talking about strictly from a mechanic like they know what it is like? Oh shit, I've heard about TED Bundy and the world have for your feminists when you're home and do I have a daughter, come on. It is yeah. The future is female, fuck yeah right. So it's like you see a woman. You see a woman that could fix a car. Why not? workers. I'm also, I can't fix a car. What, Yet I would add that I would hey buddy. Can you help me? dude and right. But if I start the girl- and I do think you by bill fixed costs, you like I am almost fuck until now- you're, not as good looking a faint right. That's true right, that's you and he was good looking for the time right. Like

We look at them now. I don't think objectively, he's like that, he's still hot, you think yeah I went back and I was like damn yeah prep school. Look like you know last week that yeah. So I don't know it would be an honor actually to be murdered by tears. All you guys are saying is: do you agree? It was the girl maybe you know exactly who we was, and maybe there are like yeah choke me down. yeah so anyway, so that was one of the jokes and they were like. We don't like you taking this position where it's the girl's fault right and I was reasonable. But it's funny what does joking around my it's kind of accommodating united, saying you're, not like saying it is a matter of fact on sea and I believe that none of them right right I hope it is bullshit. It's just for fun right, I'm not doing fucking. Think pieces like chappelle can do the think pieces right. Okay, I'm going to make you laugh right if Malcolm Gladwell went back and like wrote an explicit like an essay on why the women deserved, which he killed by the company, which might be an interesting vivid form than that one thing but you're on stage telling a joke occurrence exactly.

so even him have his. bullshit anyway right I asked them once I was like. Do you ever like go back on your opinions? He's like oh yeah, something is wrong. All the toxic epic stuff, I put ten thousand hours being a masseuse, because you said Malcolm Gladwell is the is the perfect case of a guy who's, just smart enough that dumb people our ourselves think he's a genius and then real smart people are like none of this guy's fulla shit and then, when the real smart people try to explain. Why is full of shit? I get lost them like I'm, going to fuck and read this book about how I should free throws for ten thousand hours I'll be in the nba. Exactly that's all I wanted to get you need someone that's like can communicate a year. I q right, but just a little bit more than Riah is like that's the kneeled, the grass thyssen thing yeah yeah we've had on yeah. Really he sucks huh huh yeah mean he's he's cocky, He does sock, he does suck about allow thinks by humble, but not everything what he feels in. He fails in well on each in america, which is like

we need one nerd. We can only really do one nerd at a time yeah and right now he's king nerd. I think Malcolm Gladwell is like he's the same interior guy but like if you need a nerd, if you need a smart guy, just like asked mill tyson yeah, my only issue of them is he's such like a downer about everything. It's like right there celebrating christmas, and there was no way that he could deliver the president now that shit sucks, but the She kind of I would say why Joe rogan is very popular choose because he talks about a lot of. objects that, like I don't know, I have time to learn about this, but he talks in a way with people where it's just above at my threshold of knowledge. Yet when my team is making some good points and just genius, he just calls himself an idiot and he's not right, but he any. We can't we already it's. What would he made? We

idiots that that's your barstools done. This very well you're like we're just the guys but you're all like really fucking smart, and you have like, like nuance, comedy like it's. Just the guys means a billion dollar business. Are the guys just hanging out a bunch, so you won't pull back the veil yeah, don't tell them, don't tell them that we all go home and read books and write for every day. We we spend about three hours before every podcast of scripting to show every word is written out really and then yeah. It's really like. We there's a lot of work that goes into selling some people that actually believe that too yeah. Now that everything's like written and planned out like party, Take his rigged is usually what they're saying swift it. Wait. What do you mean like we're like I'd now we're going to do this joke now we're going to do this now? Where do that and literally just us like? like what should we talk about and then I would ask the less compliment right. I can't conceive the people are going to be that interesting or funny, just off the cuff cause. They don't think they are so do like know, these guys are faking. It yeah,

yeah. I can see that I do think there's. Some there's a level of intelligence. I think we're like if you pull back the veil bar. So it's not that were very smart is that we know that we're not very smart. You know what I mean I think you as under, sell your intelligence when there's a level of like knowing, where you're stupid and having that like it's like pretty much stupid people. who are a little bit smarter, but no they're, not that smart and then really smart people. I one more thing: passion ass. You will be smarter than the average birth at the thing, you're passionate brecht and like obsession, passion obsession like you can talk circles around for mac, Malcolm Gladwell, when it comes to like nfl combine or does any of so now, they're the idiot right. So you guys

ideally get people that actually really love with their talk, and that's just that's just general podcasting. If you like, I've, always thought like anyone whose passion about anything you just want to hear them talk about air. It's like they're excited about it. You're going to get excited about yeah? We are very passionate about sport but we also know it's very dumb. At the end of the day, like that's what everything Dumb reverie thing stopped is no point. Ten corrupt neutralizing will tell you like to earth, will be swallowed by the sun right billy near let's, like civil aviation hook, who gives a fuck up here. Yet that really annoys me that guy sober. them geek out about that stupid picture that they got from the tell I lie, I like tat picture. What can you explain why yeah, because it made me feel so small? you, like reminded me of how insignificant everything that we do truly is which in a way, is like liberating to know they, like you, just who gives a shit. It's who cares, because you look up at the sky and the pieces,

that's the size of a grain of sand. Yeah, contains like five thousand galaxies it, but you can't see just reminds you, okay, well, really At the end of the day, it doesn't matter that the washing commanders have to deal with carson wentz as a quarterback. Oh, that's how you deal with your misery, married yeah, exactly this is like your twelve step. It really it really it it lets. You know that the stuff that you're upset about right now, even though it feels like it's the biggest thing in the world, and this can be anybody out there with whatever problem they have. Ultimately, it doesn't really matter. Yeah yeah, I think the actavis with you, where I was like I, the center of the universe, yeah I was. I looked at the picture and I was like alright like if they showed me like the rose bowl on this I'd, be like oh that's, cool. Now I understand it yeah like when, when I was looking at like what am I looking at, I would want to believe that our lives are important I want to believe that what we're doing has value, because then I think I'm everyone grind it. Doesn't we all kind of fuckin notice It's like why, like religion,

it'd be nice to people, don't rape, and it's like why not fucking god yeah, he told us. You just need a fucking re, hey the sun revolves around the earth and then some asshole copernicus was smoking out like twelve year olds is like not the other way. It's like shut up. Who gives a fuck or kill them they're going to run down in all the books? Already, you should have told us. We wrote the book alright, so here's my question for you. I do this thought experiment every now and then just like it. It's probably wrong for me to do it, but I always think like what, if what, if I just stopped right, what if I retired tomorrow. How long would it take for people to just forget about me? Maybe like a month? What would it be for you, you think about even though desus and just broke up so we're taking so so they break up. and I'm about it. It's like everyone's upset and it sucks but

in two months, like people ve likelihood that was fun, yeah right, the everyone moves on with their life. So it's like that's the way kind of envision like uncle my hotel right where I'm like, if I just stopped tomorrow, think. People will be sad for like a couple weeks and then they be like What's this podcast cause, I have to move on right and it's not even that you weren't important to them. It's that they also need something to like give them joy and distract them during their right. So you can't blame them for that shit right in and it's like. How long are you even going to mourn like a family member dies? Eventually, you gotta keep going for tops, tops, tops older and younger than a sociopath. I like that. I fucking liked, though I yeah so like you're, going to have to move on. I I hear what you're saying I'm wondering how how much that's the tricky thing even now, because, like I put out the special and like I don't like to tour nonstop right, I want to reflect on my new life and then I want to do

somebody I'm going to do in smaller clubs and bounce around the city like develop new jokes and like I want the commie to be something that I'm passionate about. That's going to take time right, like people ask me, oh and when you go to mike I'm not gonna right now I have something I want to tour right. You're, not a media. So if you died the night, I have a shell right and people had already bought their tickets. They spent like forty bucks. Would they be more upset that they're, like oh man? I well. If you die. That's so sad. He was such a good guy yeah the world will be an empty place or will they be like? I wonder if I can get my forty bucks That's and I think they going to be some people upset about that. Forty, yeah. Now, to give some people upset the like, they had a plan that was ruined yeah, there's a great patrice only a bit that about, like you know like use on the subway, and they they stop a subway there like sigh, everybody has been a horrible accident. The subway hit somebody in a random over and is a few such

so where I call my guys here right right right, look at that. You will get a watch with intense saccharine. When I got shit that I gotta do yeah yeah, I guess that's the that's how you say humble I don't know That's what you mean. You need a good balance of like confidence and insecurity, or you can just be the. I actually respect the fully confident people that are represent comfortable good. I mean our boss. Dave is deaf. one of those people like he's, always confident in himself he's always ahead of himself. We had him on the pod he's calming himself, but he still has the chip And yet, if drives him yeah, it moves him, so the decisions that he makes. That's what the hunter was. Incompetence. That's what you need. You need the companies to make decisions on alex stuck in a mud, but you need the insecurity or you need. That is like the jordan shit, like george, like making up p all right that are criticising him. They don't even exists because he knew the extra motivation to go at thousands yeah, so I think that's what it is. It's like you need,

security to get better, but you need the confidence, actually do some people so crippled, they won't even try to do the things they love yeah, but I just I davis a very he's like one and a billion in the fact that, like everything he does, he feels like one. percent confident in and it always works yup like when everyone's like. Oh, how how this guy keep getting waves because he tells the truth and he's he just goes for yeah, and I I spectre because- and I don't have that brain- why what I just don't I have the brain of like if I may, up to morrow like wills like one day, I'm gonna wake up and everyone's like. Oh this funny, more real yeah. You think I look at oh yeah like like a lot of inner fell plotters. They they get into the league and maybe they have a good like three four seasons and in the moment to them it feels like I am the league in all like, like I'm a big fuckin shot, It takes you one down year, maybe be bad injury next thing you know like there's, a guy that they drafted drafted, has taken spot already, like it was the world that we live in making content.

There's always going to be something that replaces. You rightly, is just the nature of the auditing outside it. That's why you got a nurse. Those people to drag did a better than everybody right like like drakes co signed every artist has come this is more a smart because you get to hop on the way of a little bit, but you also give them their first fuckin single year. They go crazy. So now there indebted to you for life. Big homey for life. Some were you doing that? What were you grooming? I mean my drake does? I would under age girls to does he really love. allegedly allegedly seventeen. What state you're in early you shouldn't know the laws. could you shouldn't know states that a seven year you're lying reagents sepia? I was in arkansas talking as an adult anybody that has that, that road ex like ready to pull up in the rain big red flag as this away. That's that's what they're saying that he was grown out, believe I asked

this is actually something that I just learned from pierre to ya know. If it helps me it's a little thing. It's real thing, I dont know all the details about, but he's he's had a along track record of friend young women on their way of building a lively, little town and you And who knows, a could be like complete: we benevolent. He could be just being a great guy but it just so happens to be fourteen to seventeen year old girls that he his repeatedly out on the files ruin everything they do one good thing ever contribute to this world. Actually, I socrates yeah, like Michelangelo, like we're, you guys know, establishes yeah. I was only those on the show. Ok, obviously, very funny bet it's like what are you saying he is great for had a mind to react. We, like

Why can't we separate the art from the artists like when we are talking on the show and he's like a dude like you know, we're not listen! Our kelly's like we still use the pythagorean theorem yeah right, like like all these old greek dudes would just smoke and allow kids, yeah and, and yet so I'm due to that's that you know. That's the point you have something to tell me about this: have internal work to sample like like you live long enough, you become like the bigot like the most progressive personally now like the hippie in the sixties. Right now, he's gone like? Why do I gotta swim? We chicks arrived reich it like the progressive right, the armpit hair mom, is now like freaking out right and like I wonder if that's the thing with the catholic church were just like, they came around and like everybody in, like early antiquity, just had like a little boy that they would use as flashlight right, like everybody, if you are successful, michelangelo fucking, galileo, copernicus all them had little boys of those yeah and then catholicism

comes around and like swords cleaning up shop and they're. Like listen cut this fucking boy, fucking out stuff animals a brothel that's preserved in palm pay that had the pictures and what you could buy the fuckin animals injury at length. There monsters right people right, good, thousands, ism comes in cleans up in for two thousand years: dared the boy thought right and right, and I wonder if, like a few like priested that history like how lucky you have a week. We wish we brought it down to like. Basically only a few thousand few people in every home around here right right, dude I mean I don't even happening. Just one area will take it to another area right. This is the cost of lake kids, anal free right, isn't if we ended clean this up. yeah I about yeah like it. Be crazier would not yeah because if, if a religion didn't come well, I don't know fuck now again really

It's like this is thought, experiment what I'm we need something to organize society. We know we need that because We have to have an explanation for the things that can't be answered. There is that's really what it is. People want answers, and no one can answer and a limit to that was. That was the big thing with like covert when everyone is freaking out and how it swung so hard is that the people that, supposed to be. The experts are spell tell us and they had no clue. Of course, we know why they had no clue, but that's where it all like fell apart, where, like dude you're supposed to be the ones that tell us it's going, okay and you're not doing. That and everything falls apart because you need an adult everyone adult in the room, one hundred percent, who could just be no. This is actually what's going on ponder after the intelligence thing we're like I'm smart enough to know, I'm not the yes, but I need the smartest tele likes might be, will tell us a great deal on is worth a trillion dollars right Oh yeah he's smart guy. You tell us what to do this.

So much easier. If we organize our lives like yeah, the world needs smart guy. I just I wish elon would focus on one thing at a time, though, it seems like spread himself out pretty thin bro. You know it's so crazy about elon. Is it like? you know how he's getting a lot of hate like it went trump rogan, announce elan you dave's in their own gay georgi. When I came in Dave relevant. Always had the theory that David just the he, he is like the easier target of all those guys yeah. So it's like he's a step below trump rogan at EU him yeah, get trump elon that they're learning that like if they go at Dave, they don't get the results right, so I think they just move.

Well, yeah cause he punches back exactly at a car. Yes way, hard, really like greg, pursue a way way harder. It's going to be tough for you to go to jamba juice. The next day like when you have to say you're named, want to go to soulcycle yeah as long as the kids, but what yeah so it's like elon came out and I think he think elon thought that was bigger than the system yeah and no one is system is now knows, will they ought whatever, but like no one? It's no one is and m of the fuckers learning yeah. like all the sudden, the started crashing and that not that they weren't crashing wages. Weren't here yeah and then every week there's a new article. Listen I the jad fucking! or a lot of doesn't stop here that that's crazy. How do we not knows will erase it yeah? It's not like. I was a big secret, really just somebody would just some you'll, just like find a quote from like an old interview online right, take a screen shot of india. How did nobody really

Is this early right and it turns out that he was having kids with just stepped onto, which is bad, very basic, woody allen stuff, but he raised her from the time that she was four years old. You ring he's got to his oath walked. Oh, it's like an that's Ellen sister slap you, his dick out of your system? my sister slash! Would it be? no now all that mom Sonia step hum of now yeah, it's a sister, slash stepmom, if their, if their it yeah, broken up but yeah. That's why they break it. That's sad! I mean, if you're the links at least make it work for life. You know didn't raise you to commit to things. Nobody in you're right, like the the dave peace like his This happened in the last couple years. I'm convinced a lot of it. Do with he said making a mockery of wall street and the David H, it or stuff. When he's like. It's all fuckin fake likes,

only go up. I think I had a lot. because he pissed off a lot of people who have been game for a really long time and then, someone to come and shine a light and be like hey. This is all just kind of a joke. If you disrupt a powerful institution, they will come cover yeah, because The life depends on it, so you for with the money you fuck with their family, yeah, you're you're, exposing like what kind of rolling with for a very long time said anything about elon until he was like I'm no longer a democrat yeah and then later a few weeks later was like remember when your dad fucks kids like this, like they knew that the whole time, but he went a little too far focused stock, as is his he had to. in time, he is like trying to is claiming he's trying to fin free speech is also trying to save the human race by taking us to mars

he's inventing auto pilot cars the subway this a heap. He invented the subway we committed on France. How did you like it? Will all gonna get a tunnel and go from point? A to point b is like us, What are they going to be snapple bottles, rolling them yeah? Can we maybe fix the fact that everytime it rains in new york city? The subway gets flooded with these, like we're going to a subway, but you're all going to still drive your own cars yeah. Does that sound? they're gonna, be my cars. Yeah he's he's just all over the place I want to. I think, he's taken too copious amount of adderal, I think the dude is just like drifting from one time. He just needs to focus in on one thing: yeah and just really lock in on that dominated either space. Do you want to go to space? You want to go underground, or do you want a different defend free speech just pick, maybe two out of those he's also like we. We have a theory and it's not like a novel theory, but like any guy who or any person cause I'm a feminist, any woman guy who has

much money and doesn't buy a sports team can't be trust piece of shit cause like what is the point of having that much money and not owning a sports franchise like that That's the end goal of society. Will I do you have done. I would stop doing everything else and I would now be my caressed. The goal is like combined and I felt a damn. What rich people do today? Don't fuckin tried of cure like the world of all it's its problems and go to mars. They fucking by the panthers and then Pissed when they go seventy nine- Ten billion dollars yeah, who you buying, I would, by the bears pride by any team. There was a whenever I can point but you're, not starting with football. I would start football is the is the top. Can you know their franchises? Did you guys could? Probably by now, why actually invested in it in its all us soccer team?

in wales that was in the pl and then got relegated. I've lost all the money on vashon wasn't a lot, but it was still stupid. So we we tried it one of the world's worst lacrosse team, yeah, that's it and we're. We have a part ownership stake in an m b, l team, which is a new zealand Actual battle breakers, but this is just pieces like I want to be the one who want to be with a rich guy should want to do they want to be like. I have one money. I can't spend this money. Let me go just fucking win the superbowl yet ass. You believe you could do in that's better than mars, like being the guy, you gets handed. The le Marty trophy is so much better than mars. It is You can fucking convince me, otherwise it is what's on mars. We have the pictures right, it's fucking crazy to me. So that's why you on like Just buy if elon bought like a mb, a team tomorrow, like all right now he's not next year or so cool or you're a diehard knicks fan right, I can't say diehard anymore. but our legacy and season ticket holder forever ever unjust, annoyed

so obvious. The problem like my buddy was, was show media. The board of the knicks there's I have on the board yeah. You can't tell me that the five as people to increase shareholder profits happened to have your last name right not right right right, like something wrong there right right- and I was talking to me about this as well. Just like this is this is why you can't trust nepotism. admire people who have like family businesses and stuff like that, and they continue to be good, but like you're not going to get the you you're gonna have a dumb fuckin kid, I'm fuckin daughter, whatever it is and are not computer on the team, and he just won't relinquish the fuckin team. It's the old saying, like the first generation, builds it. The second generation maintains that the third generation destroys ahead of us, and I got really what any actually always makes sense when you look at it in your like why things go That's! Ok! It's the fucking grandkid kid who has been rich his entire life and like what are they yes, the george w bush yet like that.

The bush family in action he made the billions can guy led the CIA aim present third guide on the contrary, That's not how it go that's. Why did he hurried genius? Because in third generation is dies and tragic ways yeah before they can follow, they could experience in it's brilliant and they are broke now get entities and they keep. The work is like what what if these tragic things are actually of Kennedy, they'll, all bad god at mother, fucker pact, bad guys, zine. The whole thing here aren't its act like using literally my son is gonna, be present at the ominous cell, drugs or fuckin bootleg would have an alley. They might use bootleggers leg array knock em sympathiser. Was he really oh yeah? do you watch? Do you watch peaky blinders? I It's the first two or three last season, there's a character. That's pretty much! Just Joseph Kennedy, I watched until the hasidic jew is a bad ass and I was like I think, I'm out you don't like fucking. What's his name, Tama he's in the party didn't buy the whole thing.

Why are you going to fight people? I they're always out of breath, like I, you know, come on like that you're going to get their their heads up for, like forty pounds, a cloth like it's not going to happen, I'm sorry, but that's yeah. He he did. He set up the whole thing and he also like I've read a little bit about him and it's like Joseph Kennedy like he. Basically, had the brains to be present himself. He did it had her story, any dinner. The demeanor lawyer, people like after This guy's an asshole like he's, he's too much like he's too abrasive yet and that's in so he basically was like MIKE sons will be a little the brain of a little less of an ass all the output it altogether. It wasn't supposed to be J F k, Yes, with memories, prosperity in all the rather died and we're words, and I think they crafted a story for J f case like what would happen with J f k when he went to war, Wasn't exactly what happened? Your name kind of like manipulate the story to make him look a little bit more heroic because he understood it's like that's what I'm where's, my ass, you can talk about a gap alike,

how did you understand society, human reaction at a time when there's no fucking internet, nothing, this just gut instinct You know how to manipulate people yeah, and you won't talk about like self belief. Half a year to be like I sons, gonna, be president, but also a kind. I'm from the mud like you're gates that yeah yeah to anyone that, even in a mob up right, you are mob, but you know if the italian mob right right, like put you're working with those guys, you got those guys working with that to me is incredibly impressive and it seems like almost the american way. It's like you come here some kind of shady illegal shit. You get your bread and then you go to yeah. You can clean it up for your for your kids and if you don't clean it up by next generation- and you get clipped when you yeah yeah yeah. I kind of feel like it was easier to to do something like that back in the day, though, because You want your son to be president and your, dude and you're well known, there's like three

as at that point that ran all the media in the united states renews paper barons. Maybe one guy that makes newsreels any worked in hollywood to work out how one soldier, so you can just you, can make the country believe whatever narrative it is that you want there's nobody who so twitter back than for bilbil actually his war record. Wasn't that impressive? I pulled up these files. You know like he was much more difficult to to to break whatever narrative already existed, so this entire hypothetical. That would mean that, like my kids and k of c's kids, there the ones that like will take barstool to mainstream like to like will be on tv and shit fuck tv, where we were on tv, one, yeah? It was that we have not always I well know we know you're the sba video beyond what s is put that was going out was going public like that was that was trying to clean up our act like the olive oil business being. okay look, we're selling olive oil now and they're. Like no, you aren't said all this

but if you want to know who the mobsters are just look at who's selling, oh yeah right exactly, there's diversify a little bit: they're trashing olive oil, so or what would there's a long way to go to what? What were the other jokes that got caught yeah? I love this interview, though, because I like, whenever we have interviews I'll, have notes and shit I haven't looked at my computer. This is the most fun is just fucking yeah, and it's almost like. I just like it up yeah. Obviously I want to promote this special and I have I you know. There's part of you like wants to do that. But at the same time like I just like fucking talking shit yeah. If people go see it that that's that's awesome, but the jokes that are in the in the southern tip. Well, they didn't get cut. We cut, it was a ted bundy joke. It was another there's another Michael jackson, joke in there that they didn't love that much! and a lot.

victim blaming here, yeah, it's a good trend and then there's like parts of this abortion bit that I put out that they were like that was kind of like there was silly the line, and it was Harry potter reference that I had, for whatever reason they didn't like really yeah there. The line was fetus delete us like, spell and- and they were not feeling it a word feeling somewhat has a conversation go in there like here, you know Did you have any moment we're like I want to work. Through. I want to like work, I'm like guys like well, let me know, what's going on like one, I'm bummed that you didn't tell me this before I. This was right before supposed to go no, no! No! No! We were going to. I want to finish the tour for so we are going to like you know, push back and then kind of what I think. What really happened is a culture changed like the chappelle chapelle thing young. I think freaked out last year, and there are like oh shit. This is this crazy

at class it looks crazy, there's no backlash but there's crazy backlash. Just for jokes, I dunno. If we can do and also like I'm a white guy and I'm like making fun of every single like race religion and gender in the crowd. Right now, if you're at the show you watch the show, it doesn't feel bad abuse. Those people are they're laughing at right. I'm doing the black face joke to a black dude. It's not bad right, everybody's in the audience is white, and I'm talking about these things, then maybe it gets a little sensitive but like at my shows is this. The most where's fuckin audience. So it's like I'm and balls at anybody. It's fine but understand executive board that just like wait, a minute white guy yeah me. I found a somalians right. We are? Do we want to attach ourselves to this Have you noticed, though I feel like just anecdotally like now starting to swing back towards comedy where for now cause there was that moment where it felt like

was we can't make these jokes people can't do these things now. It feels like comedians, have kind of taken it back a little bit being like it's comedy. It's supposed to be ridiculous and stupid, and not real life and people are supposed to laugh or we're supposed to make. You think about. Fucked up thing yeah. So do you think that that's actually like on earth where people and why is that? Is that? Just because you guys now own it like youtube you, yet you being able to say here's special in That's what it is. It's like what you guys did was sports yeah like every single and there's going to be disruption in every industry, but it's like once feel the real issue. You go back like I like a smoke up your ass ass, but like once, you watch one watch, shows hear talk about sports, it's hard to the guy in the suit make like gucci, mane, puns, right, You know the mainland areas just harder like once you feel the real it's card to go back to the phoney. So I think that happened

if media think that happened, like obviously with rogan and podcasting, and I think it's happening with comedy where it's like. You saw the comments on netflix. You saw. The comedy was on comedy central god, awful right there in the tubes, and and then you saw what was being put out on youtube and you're like oh shit, like I'm actually laughing right. There was a point where people would say this stand up comedy I was a sentence. Human beings would set your. I know you you just don't like that, stand of comic. That's all there was out there cause everybody, so terrified so they go and see communists are laughing. They think that, like is his new novel thing. It's like no there's an outlet for the good comedy right, which is fucked up, right? That's how it's always been. You look at carlin. Prior bruce. Eighty. Every make. It was like hilarious. Had immense push back I cancel him shot him down. Don't let him park. to be honest, is the best time to do comedy. Yeah, like you, do comedy at a period where people are like. Don't do that comedy right when

you can just say anything, you get like abstract with the car yeah, do mean, like california, gas, who's, hilarious heat thrives in a moment where you can just say anything right, because there's nothing to push back against. Does no like fuck intention, there's nothing like naughty mischievous. That's and I never thought to do a bottleneck now, there's no, you don't have to go the network route, like you were saying, with camera central like there's, not one guy in a suit being like. I don't like this. Therefore, you're not getting the exposure, you can put it all out on your channel, then there's some guys that have been doing it long enough like like chappelle, where they just they want the rest. They can do whatever they want because they know like okay, we'll pay him. Thirty million dollars and he'll deliver sent up special that will get views, I was I was watches his most recent one actually just like a week ago and how it was but the school, oh, no, not thou. When I haven't seen that when you do that, don't put me off because those about this are watching it, and it said it was a speech. I was like. I don't know what that means. I don't really like she's being delivered, I'm sure it was funny, but I watched I watched the one that was before that and

I wish you pal there's so many jokes, people get mad about that he makes. But when I'm watching him, I realize that in some is more offensive. Jokes he's just he's. putting the joke first before the message tying his entire routine in just two to this one very funny, punchline that the funny punchline should not be looked at it preaching at anybody trying to vince you about something he's just finding the best most interesting way to get to the funny your that's the goal right we're we should make people laugh, I think, there's I did it like comedy, to be like true and is probably Jon Stewart was so fucking prolific and what he did not, I think, like a generation of of kids grew up, going? Oh comedy is also truth. Right and aids he's genius doing that, but just what makes you laugh right like that, really what it is at the end of day m.

We will say it's also like based on what you feel and what you feel is often wrong. Like we're not stupid, we know the right thing to say to a group of people from looking at, like one a sir survivor from ted Bundy and not going back well, why did you try to fix a car I like, but it's funniest things to say that right, the funniest thing to say to a survivor is like so like did thank you here. taken too. We know people transcribing it. I always think like whenever someone

That hasn't really happened to us but like if you transcribe a podcast, yet you could read it and be like well, that's fucked up. It's like, but dude the end, and like how we're saying yes, the humor in the room matters. That's the most important thing: I was, I was doing like a station. One of these things at at the cellar gnome, who owns the comedy cellar commissars, is amazing. I'm sure you guys are familiar if anybody's listening watching go this amazing club and he does like our conversations, will have these like intellectuals and sometimes brings comics on, and they always trying to like mash like comics and intellectuals. That think, like intellectuals, kind of like what we're doing insect naughty and they wish they could kind of say well funny. He also right and but they always for like add this importance to call me that the last bastion of hope in a free society and I'm just like Jesus fucking Christ like we should

never talk, yeah right this second world stage. I have to be right, yeah, I don't want to be right right. I want to be a clown. I want to make literally nothing wrong with it and it's the most beautiful thing today when we're at the bar and balls nobody's like you know how right tim was hanging out with that guy yeah. That bit was so correct and there's nothing less funny than a comedian who's like I am the last bastion of truth get in an untruthful society. God just be the last basket of labs like. I remember being up there with them. I was a guys like the funniest joke Colvin or ever like. That is not true. It's not right, but it's funny and in their like, like what I would like a fuck eminem fuck this up, but I had something it was like is like like to eat. Like the me too movement like stop for covid. And there are like why and I was like well, you know women like to be at home.

cooking and cleaning- and all we had to do is give him a banana bread recipe and they shut the fuck up about their problems right and and immediately theirs. a reaction and people are okay. This is True right, it just happens, to work how right right in your if you're in you're getting the reaction out, that's it that's the best comedies when you're like when someone a comedian says something and you're like whoa. That's fucked. Put holy shit, I want it's funny, yeah right, it's that's all. It is you're making these kind of connections debtor fuckin, funny we're gonna get andrew shorts and a second, but before we do his brought to you by a great friends over at better help It's a word from our sponsor better help How well would you take care of your car if you had to keep the same one for your entire life That's our brains work, so why don't we treat them that way? Minds affects how we experience life, so it's important, invest time and care keeping them healthy, better help. One therapy that offers video chat and even live chat only therapy sessions. So you don't

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July 30th You should just be like expiration date like six months right. Take it back. I should range what a laugh attentions payment to gag again is what it was there in a moment. We are like this, like. I hope this works yeah. I was terrified the entire time really absolutely cause. You had to put up a lot of your own money. Yes, y'all a lot of money and I mean that's gotta, be a fucking like when you're writing that check like we get this back here, it's fucking, because I have no clue where I like. I know I have I've pike ass, that are very fourteen. I have community that made me feel comfortable you don't owe me in I had like I like, I have read a patriot hey triumphal, flagrant is and dumb, and when I knew there people that really support us and there was a sizable amount of people. So I was like okay these are the people that are willing to commit money to to me and my boys- and I, as I am gave me some confidence,

I looked at like obviously the live shows and we had done all these shows and I was like okay, there are people who are willing to get a babysitter put on a fucking outfit come out, see a show on like okay. This is good but at the same time I have no expectation rob the first day and we ask the fuckin. We asked a company like what is the percentage is a common legal. By the first day, the last hey like what is the thing and they were like, oh usually like thirty percent, and, unlike twenty percent through the first day, It was okay right, but I was like fuck is, is going to be thirty percent, so I'm like sweat and and we started to kind of build. only drops more clips in articles came out and people really kind of got behind the story, and that last day it was fucking nuts and a day after it was just- and I bet when you do it again. You'll probably have the same feeling because it does. go like so that's not exactly the same, but we

We have rough and rowdy here. Of course I love bitingly, so it's pay view yeah and numbers and every single type fight goes exactly the same where the numbers are slow, slow, slow in, like thirty minutes before in every one, because like of course, when you think about you fucking used by tyson fight. You didn't buy it two days before you bought it. Why rent? no matter what we'll do it I'll just be nervous the whole day being like this the day that no one buys it in the boom like clockwork. Right before starts like hey. We just got all of our buys hundred just scares the fuck out, and the reverend Wright is great because it like proves the value of story in a fight yeah. You know like. while all the youtubers are doing it now and they're, having a lot of success with these fights, but the success happens when there is an interesting storyline and you guys baked in story line to people that you don't even know. right two brothers, I want to see which brother is going to win game

straight guy hillbilly, the black dude like build in the the beef already That's why you have see, I think like took off, was ultimate fighter. They got ultimate fighter, and I was like this awesome like now. I know these guys. These guys are fighting every day and they're living in a house together. Yet that part just takes it to a totally definitely different level, yeah they're baked in and also like that the company has, all the fighters signed, so it behooves accompanying company make interesting fights in the fighters. A loss doesn't matter as much as in boxing where, if like you're an up and coming fighter and you lose and like your eight fight that could and it's over here could be over. You can lose your first fight any. You have seen an ngo BBC champion yeah, they they are invested in you. They believe in you. You can lose firefights, they asked us three fights and a world are still fighting for guys with and losses on the roster still fight here. So

it's true. I never even thought about it that way, but you're right, like that's part of why boxing is probably dying. His links one one loss like we, we went and called the Canelo fight against beaver he lost that and it's like yeah yeah kanellos, still going to do well in his next fight against triple g is going to be great yeah, but you have to be honest, like a little bit like you're, like oh, that that last little bit I never said yeah they're always searching for perfection. You always think, like the guy, that's undefeated he's the best in the world. You gotta beat him, but then, if you have two losses early in your career, you might not get the chance to even step in the ring with that guy yeah and who knows, because you're always looking for the guy. That has that zero next to his name like zero losses and then, the guy that you got to be I been trying to get an alex jones fight going on rough and rowdy. I actually heard from one of his raps a couple of years ago that he wanted to step into the ring I don't know who a fair fight would be gets out, chose because he's he's such a unique body type- and I know I know you ve interview- you know Alex pretty well, I feel, like you would would definitely sell pay per views. People would want to see that fight, but then

dewey doing want to be in the alex Jones. Business today a hundred percent who does he fight? That's a great that's, so I ever what's the funding, so I reached out to her son. You know, son quakers has its own. Yes, so, through through a friend of her friend, sounds like AL fight Alex Jones, but today beef. I think I don't know beef outwardly, I think it's kind of like game respect game like yeah, yeah, yeah, Alex Jones, is a fucking character, and so people want to hear him. You know go on his rants about whatever he's thinking about that day. they have like direct beef, but I'm pretty sure that that fight would break all kinds of records. Yeah I mean it would absolutely I'm trying to think you need to find the perfect foil for Alex, though, like Alex asked outright like bill Clinton yeah. Do you know what I mean to fight like Delaney, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, yeah in a targeting dog eating contest, like our shown guys like ten hours before the fight.

Mysteriously pay per view that every history gets like a bat good night for some or just give them a ring and let them talk for. Like thirty minutes. First, have a debate have let's see if Hillary can convince him to suicide himself yeah, I mean there's no way you get Hillary in there, but I think you've got to try to make that happen. I think you've got to Just as we live on a review of the alps is like a factor.

I've. Seen I've seen his first step. I've seen him like sprinting after people on the street. Oh yeah, he's nice swear that he's explosive out of the gate like crushed DK metcalf d lineman, but I feel, like anything longer than thirty seconds Alex Jones is probably going to have a heart attack yeah. I I had dinner with him once he ate a whole onion raw. What's on the plate, the disorder we award, we were getting steak and then he was. I got all of an onion on this day does not put our plate and he just kept the onion. It cuts it in half and he's using a knife and fork and just having full on conversation right thing with Epstein is cool and there's such an alpha move it's like everybody else at the tables like I could never do that, like picking out or onions with like two fingers rose holy fuck he's a wild dude man that guy's a that guy's fucking entered

aiming time, I'm a little disappointed in his career trajectory, though, because isolates and Alex every day so well- and I lived in austin for about ten years, and I would listen to him on the way to work on the way home from work and he be going on about like broccoli smells like sulfur. Hillary Clinton is actually reptile! Yet like real hard core shit here and now he's talking about like tax laws and stuff, he's water he's brought himself closer to reality as it's going to go even want him to go out, so I've never seen star wars, but from what I understand the big knock on the prequel was oh now. you're talking about like shipping restrictions as a big conflict. As opposed george fate or want to blow up the world. You know and that's why we won hated that when I want Alex Jones to get back to the fact that, like underneath the core of the earth there is theirs, aliens that are beaming microwaves up at you trying to like

shrink doesn't hurt anyone that doesn't hurt. I say that it is no longer victim ascribe at that point, but like back in the day, he was doing that tilian shit. And does without shows with was at his finest appear. Uncut stuff, I got a. I got. I gotta a grill right there that it's actually safer, the more extreme, if he goes because it's folic it's silly, it's comedy and oh wait, I'm an alien. Why? Why are they? Why is he coming after me, yeah frogs are gay or whatever he said like. We love that kind of stuff and it has to be like locked to a little bit of truth run right that you have to be able to convince a slightly yeah. What is one derivative from the world is flat? The earth is hollow, perfect

I can't look yeah. No one knows yet and isn't it at that? Isn't in the middle isn't a solid! You gotta be hollow to the liquid right right, yeah yeah, true yeah, I just I I wanted to get back to the crazy shit. Somebody needs to tell Alex like go, go off the leash and, if Alex Jones fights the entire EU vol de police department I may wouldn't show I mean yes now out is anyone, but if he did that, does he went over america again I think so. I think we would revalued ass on the day of him for what he said about the other school shooting right. If you have the only way that he come back? Probably He takes out all these cops YA leg. See defining fight there. It is line em up ultimate one after another. Ok, I reckon I said you talk to him like,

yeah he'll message like he'll leave like voice notes, they're, really funny yeah, I loved what you did. That's great okay. I gotta get back to this. One yeah start ordering raw onions choice. It's a baller move, yeah he's just undeniably entertaining man is: is there certain people, there's a there's, a cool thing that happens where it's just like he says so. Many things that. Eventually, things that he says come out as as right, yeah, something has to be right. If you just cast such a wide net yeah expose shit man, it's as wild yeah. work is dangerous too, because if he, when he's writing, it gives its like give them what else to write and then there's the fucked up things to the sandy hook stuff, which course undeniable. Does he have remorse for it? I think so. yeah. I think so I mean we got we. You know we we, about it a little bit when he came home, we're in miami and by I think he realizes that that was the

it because that to me like in I I you know, I I have two kids and I'm like. I just think about like. If you were, like that. You lie because this is unforgivable. The biggest fucking tragedy. I could ever imagine. They'd have some guy be like yeah. It was all fake like what the fuck yeah yeah yeah. You can't be You like, I don't think he can even be upset a single person whose light I came to look at you right right, right now, two percent. I think he ran to other problems through because it's one thing where, if he was doing this on his radio, show out of Austin nineteen. Ninety four yeah then there's you know maybe like fifty thousand people that might tune in into it and they are? stand like Alex is insane and what he says in true once his audience gets so big than theirs. people that are already mentally unhinged. That will listen to you say that and then they will just spend the rest of their lives, harassing those families and then that's just unforgivable shit, which you're putting a family has gone through. Hell two more, then that I think he actually just had to pay like tens of yet

Israel yeah, no, they went after him hard and I think that you are going more cases. Gonna bring him. You know, he's he's not going to be a wealthy man anymore. I think he's in a january six thing they're trying to come after him for that as well. Yeah, now, to Alex is credit. He was with a microphone- and he was like he was like it was like, I will go, take your country back hand over fist, bring your pitchforks no no, don't go it's. I don't know something soft go inside. Please we I was in the other week that, like in The january six thing Alex Jones is either in this microcosm: either a pussy or a fraud, because He was saying the entire section was stolen and if you actually believe that the governor stole the election and essentially I guess you're right it up, then run. It out. You should be going and you shouldn't be standing outside, be like no, no, not that hard to get back, even one more really take that Hillary Clinton is a lizard

Go get it. You think they're all fucking, kids right. How do we waiting for you? It's either? You can think they're having sex with children on an island and that they're all lizards, or you dealt rightly is. If you really believe that to be true to go, do some you wait for the election was all right right. I still believe in democracy, even though their lizards Riah lay like the queue sharm and if he walks into the house representatives a stand. Behind the podium holding his little tried and over or wherever you like, respect that guy because he believed in it he went and he went in there, but there's so many people that don't really blue but they're stirring people up trying to get them to the part. That's why I respected that mother fucker that pulled up to the pizza shop in DC yeah. If you are, he did whatever yeah. If you think that their kids locked in a basement that are getting fucked yeah. If you believe that go make they literally he went there and then they arrested him and he didn't shoot. He put the gun down. The cops can p and fight or anything like there's no basement that little like. Why were there years, I thought it was a pedophile ring.

Yeah there like mine, like I think, he's in jail. You shouldn't be able do these things that call the cops make them do something but, let's say you're, calling the cops like we're not going to go check it out. We're not going to go check it out and you have children to have some compassion for decades in the basement. Yeah completely reasonable response enlivened when Alex went on his whole nine eleven kick, it was like you have you think that dad bush, actually knocked down these towers himself, then you should. You should be like in washington, d c every day, throwing grenades at the white house. That's what that's what yeah disavow usa should be. You actually believe you better hope. Your dad didn't have a daughter cause everybody finding out about that. Tomorrow is the fact that you're not doing it tells me you don't actually believe that the thing you said it'd be about that life yeah, be about that like I'm with you, that's why, on some level, I kind of fucked with the the janet

since it is like you believe this to be true. You have to do something about it, because that is the fall of democracy. Right is also the most entertaining thing it's way more entertaining. Is it not yeah well nothing remember. The rest I sit here and is all nothing nothing done this matter here. Didn't you really think the president plots the course of amerika you The greatest country in the history of the world gets the course plotted every four years, and then we just switch it up there, there So you have somebody be angry, yeah right, the liar or someone who you like feel good about. If the economy's good we love them, yeah economy, sucks, they're, the liar, and then we just weber ma you're, an asshole, you fucked everything up and then the new guy comes in. That's why I don't understand why anybody would want to be president no notice a job on this late hour. Mills are what wanted just be yelled at yeah. It's a bad job is people. I don't trust anyone that wants to be present any public office. Literally the fur

It's requirement for being a public office should be you don't want to do. It should be like you and acting yeah like I don't want, I do not don't make me run for senator- is going to be senator, as he really doesn't want to know. It's it's. The most artistic thing you could do is be like. I want to have so much power. I can just laws. Yes, for all these people, I don't know where you live better than you yeah. You know these new back and sparta. They used to take everybody's name and they put it in a giant hat everybody that was above the age like thirty and then every couple years they would draw name out and that person be the mare or the governor of that lovely state, but grudgingly and no one wanted to do it. But what a day, which is, I mean it's terrifying, to think like look around you and realized people that you know they could be in charge of your everyday life by, in time, it also makes you want to educate every child that's growing up in your city state as you like

any one of these little fucker yeah enough right now, it's the that's a great point, yet you can't let someone fall behind as they could be. In short, an you got a kid I went into that pit if they're a little crazy. It's like if, at twenty nine he's a lunatic like sorry, dude you're not get you're, not in the lottery this year. They all want to join the military they're like I'd rather die in battle. Then yeah great idea: people complain about rent prices, fuck art what next and then, who else It's a giant. Whoever is worse, It was just suffering at this point. What next I mean, I grew up playing basketball next and then I'm a big boxing fan, like I mean my dad used to like, but that was in the news business a little bit, so he would like cover fights and shit like that. So I'm kind of like legacy boxing fan and now moma. I I'm just really kind of excited about. The number is the best yeah. It is

you have see, I don't know how to do it, but, like I I'm not like a die hard. You have seen I put on my by the big pay per view and it feels like every other weeks. Big paper It, like you, gotta, buy this one. It's like fuck, I gotta I gotta buy and you buy every since yeah. It's like yeah you're right. I do have to buy and do you notice what the crowd looks like even for the prelims picked up in that? We look at a boxing match like when I watch until may well find it right and nobody there is either right empty, it's totally empty. It's like the family and then like whatever country, the guys from why there's an emotive die hard yeah like people from their back country and that's it, but you have see if you watch even the premium yeah it full it's true, its full everybody's locked. The story they've got these. I really gauging characters they fuckin got. It then said that if you if you have a series of fight where it every single fight could end in it devastating knockout like the most violently kicked.

and people will show up early and watch that stuff. No one wants to watch like a a ten round boxing match between two guys that they've never heard of yeah yeah. It's it's much more conducive to the casual yeah unless it gets maybe until the grappling, I think people are tired of that, although I actually I find myself like, I can't remember. I think it was maybe two weeks ago and there was a pay per view I bought, and I was actually like I kind of wish there was one of these fights. Was grappling because a lot of stand up- and I don't Maybe this is fucked up to say, but I kind of like watching someone get choked out that week, It is there's something It's like very exhilarating when a guy gets. any position and you're like. Is he about to get choked out and like you that, like willie or what won't he get choked out? I don't know something about it. I don't want every fight to be like that, but I have noticed that it feels like there's a lot more stand up and, like even

beebe who, like wasn't the most exciting fighter, but when he got you on the ground saying it's overdue yeah. It's like watching like a snake suffocate like a rat yeah, it's like you, you know you're done yet. I sum about it. Maybe that's our like and fight I q is. up yeah, maybe the beginning. We didn't really understand like the nuances of grappling, oh yeah, sitting and now. Well, I always try to set up and calling us now. The neck only does have the knack credit. Joe rogan, like we're. Talkin bout. Listened anybody! That's passionate about something when you hear Joe rogan talking about a fight as its happening like he knows a shitty sense and he loves it and it makes you cannot understand when you hear you know inflections. We get a little higher when somebody's got somebody's bag? You as a casual fan, I can't tell like oh, is or the hooks in like I dunno hook or not, but when Joe says I'm gonna go with the fights oh yeah and I get excited. I respect the hell outta. Anyone like Joe who has one sport, very passionate about and does not give a fuck like you could tell them who's like the mvp of the nfl he's like I don't care. I,

I wish I had a life without legs is as simple as that. You are of all small sports. So much like it's it's exhaust lie. Why not, really. All we ask is that I have been a gamble right part of its interesting, interesting, interesting, but I also love all sports either. I, like I love college basketball. I love college football like, but I wish that I could. I always get a little jealous of people who, like this, is my sport. care about anything else. Now. Okay, so for you, it's tied to the stakes in the elaboration of gay. Do you feel the same way a little bit? But for me it's just mostly like that's. What I grew up doing was watching sports, and yet I was like my entire day. If I wasn't playing sports, I was a why you would words my dad like what I think it was. my family. Like my dad, my grandparents, that's all we would do would be just watch. Portugal is launching yeah guess. Bonding time is actually have some like great laugh sums from great moments. You get to see in all your pop senor grandfathers, people to you of my you get to see them be really excited about something

fucking, jumping and hugging like yeah. These, like early memories, are tied to to sports and I'm sure that like gets baked into our brain somewhere and they are trying to recreate those emotions, That makes sense, and then you add gambling on top. Yet, like I love sports, regardless of when put it you more fun when I have when I've action on it, that's do the thing. I'm almost lake I'm I'm I almost get like scared to gamble on the sports. I really love bees. Then it's like putting molly in the drink. do not little baby. I already love this year. Do I do I want to take that? you're like betting on your favorite teams. That's always wear! Oh. If you bet on other teams, you can actually be more. active about it betting on, but you lose anyway yeah sure you don t, you know, I'm always so smart when I bet on other team heads against, like your future misery to so I'm a comment. fan and if I'm watching what

It seems is going to kick the shit out of him. Yes, sometimes I'll bet on the other team because then Ok, it's not that big of a deal that we lost, because I'm so smart. I knew that was gonna happens or put my money on them. See I case on that. Well, I can't do it, I'm all in her all out like I'll I'll. Oh, I won't better since the bears I'll be like austere We tell myself the bears are going to win, even though I know they aren't in like bet on them. Then you'll put it cause like. I don't ever want my team to win and then be mad that I lost a bet I just see they're like it's like push it all in global misery or double happy to me. If I lost that bet, I look at is cost of doing business. It's like I paid for that went yeah. I can't do that. Hey! Do you guys bet on tv shows? What do you mean like? Will you the money. Unlike the bachelor like love in the spectrum. I they they don't really have like didn't have was regulated because they are all taped, so you could figure out what was happening at Jaeger. But if I, if there was like a market for it- yes, yes, of course

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the best porn know what he's been looking at. That's the number one porn that's outright step, daughter and he's out there like I'm leaving it in my garden, is like wishing. Was she stuck anywhere when he found her? Was she like trying to get risers is actually the one to blame? Listen if you normalize it, yeah elon senior is going to fucking go for it now we're going all the way to the other side of the spectrum are like get gotta. Get rid of gambling got to get rid of porn gotta get rid of weed. Well, that's crazy! Yeah! I know that it's not gonna go. I know, I know we're talking our way into it. We've got to stop. Catholics run it back every two thousand years. Boys brought it back. I do love that there's always like there's one politician like porn is the problem for society and like he could people? Could We wish him like ninety nine percent than this. Is that like no fucking, what are our europe that caught that guy you buy born?

my dad is rising. He had have electricity, good, big laws that you know make us do everything is like. No, no don't take our porn. Now. Do not I know we need we need there is why there's always I I can't, I think, there's one maybe in ohio or, I think, is JD event. Yeah who's, like we gotta, get rid of porn. It's like fucking sake. Olivia is a horn, is corrupting all of that yeah they try it all in fucking to Japan, they started blurring the decks. Yeah assume the guy who wants all the porn gone. He just wants to keep it for himself. How is that our aid me your porn, we all hold it safely and they must be jerking off on. Do you know what happened after they blur the dex? What app they started: sick and fucking, octopuses and yeah so yeah because, like dick, but you need something so now it's even worse because they need it, but they did I think, as they were, procreating like they lose. Wash them ornate, yeah yeah, I guess too much, but no fuck that don't hang up.

No, no! I'm not saying take report, but like there's its there's a limit like yeah. I for me. I have a limit like I can't click on the pregnancy shit yeah like I don't like that. Why in bone was a big fan of remember that guy can bone with red sweater from the debates back twenty. Sixteen he like eating, pop up, and one of the debates is like a dude from iwo guide and those who talk about a points out. How we recently visited a debate was held on the junta master when everyone found is like ready. History was, like aegis, intellect pregnant pregnant point. Now you had sex with your pregnant wife? Yes fire? What I mean it's a thing. Oh you're, not! I heard I heard it's super wet like it yeah. No, I heard it seaworld dude, that's I. I really did hear that I swear to god. Log fluid you that dj envy

wait he's the dj and solomon and and dj envy, and angela like like every other day. Yes like get in front of the t v and be like I cheated on my wife. Yes, that is part of the constantly. I feel like every time. I see him he's like yeah so for around, like you cheated again, let's go on fucking Williams. Tell everyone you cheated one hundred per se. I got why. Why would he stop? Cheating like every time you just getting fucking That is a voice that yeah he is getting killed and he just kind of get it, but at the same time I dunno maybe, like she really likes pregnant pussy. I mean she's got like seven. Kids. She's got so many kids, because he's into that, where was he cheating on her with a pregnant woman, public? Joking, like there's at least, I think two or three times where I've seen him like sad, dog sitting with his wife and then like he has a for ten years. What yeah yeah, like of ease addicted to getting abused on tv

But listen, everybody has their kinks yeah he's saying I shouldn't kinchin euro and that's ok. But what I'm trying to say is: did you like it better? I dont think there was like another difference. No, there wasn't like a this. Is awesome really now I know do you have any No kids, no kids! I'm just wondering! I know that's what he said. He's like you're pregnant pussy is the juiciest yeah who said that either your water is breaking at the time ability or takes one or two, maybe that's part of his arrangement, where his wife is like you better tell them how yeah. He was already admitting to cheating he's gotta be like yo. This is the best, but maybe it is we don't know. I guess that's also like a you, gotta run it back. Have another kid. Yeah gotta have another kid. I already have two he's a he's on high tide he's on the radio everyday right every day. I think that's also like part of like if you are doing radio everyday, it's like well, we

talk about something? Let's talk about pregnant pussy I get like. Maybe you should just take a week off. He suggested it to me. I didn't even ask him about it right now. I got to try this yeah here. He was I not pregnant pussy the best for some of the areas like the more praying it, the better all my job to eight months stood. Are you can have kids yes, yeah, yeah yeah through some therapy right now to get ready. Okay, all like whole know, it's cliche, but your whole worldview will change. I hope yes for the better okay. So here's my here's, a theory that obviously I have with no proof, but I think part of like every being outraged about things is we're waiting too long to have kids yeah great, because there is. Once you have kids a little thing like the little things, do not bother you ass much ass words, I'd racism eyes is only I don't have time for that. I do not like it to be like a good kid. No strudel. But I guess I guess to that point is like how much time do you have to be part

these movements when you're on keeping a kid alive, exactly and also there's like a you, can be angry about something and then I go home and, like my son's, like let's watch paw patrol my cool, I forgot what I was angry about here, and that is the best like that is the best feeling. So maybe the key to all this, as we start having kids earlier so that we can fly better, pedophilia, we're going full circle hourly have sex with him, I didn't say: have sex with get them pregnant, but yeah. Just get them pregnant, yeah, wait, you're, saying that me. You might be right, though, because it is I yeah yeah, I never even thought about it that way: is your virginity? seventeen, seventy in you guys, eighty eighteen allow. You has kept that legislators have arisen. Slab of minors. No, I've never would go as a minor yeah.

was that wasn't mississippi kobe. On the other hand, it's kind nice being selfish in your twenties gallagher like getting all europeans do whatever the fuck. You won't like. That's that's something that I think They leads a little bit more growth through your twenties, because I think Sometimes, when you have kids, it's like that's when out of your life. Starched, are ops growing and in every party life style. growing again, but you know what the craziest thing is when you have kids out like his, I has thirty seven. I thirty four, when my son was born, my daughter was born. Was thirty six Do you wish it? I had a me younger, because I now think like when he's twenty, I'm going to be, you know fifty or whatever it's like that's gonna kind of suck like or fifty five like I'm be a little older cause. You you. I wish I was. I wish my kids when they were in their twenties. I was like just hitting fifty, so I had like you know

energy and everything to lay one like who put their yeah like just what you like what you like? I don't want to be like super olds again, so I think that's a natural thing to do, but you have to have the kid to realize that Yeah cause all my twenties I was like. I don't want fucking, kids, yeah and then, like my caveman brain flipped and was like oh yeah. I want one of these when you're be a at the wedding right, something about like oh yeah graduation, all your parents, old, I know the regular age, okay, yeah I mean they were like in their thirties, mid thirties. I guess that might be old yeah. I don't mean for for us yeah. I think that's old dirt, because people were having yeah yeah, so I guess yeah. They were on the older side. Yeah mine were too, and I think maybe that's why we waited a little longer. Yeah right have kids. I think if you have younger parents who just seems more normal, that you would do it younger yeah and I'm always like jealous of like I see the people were like. Oh yeah, like that's my like a twenty like my grandmother, sixty what that's going.

yeah like you, gets a little army and went out of a grand parabola when you'll feel old yeah. When your grandparents, grand kids are. Let's see your kids now are whether three one three and one, so you got at least another wandered, your fuckin fur. Well, it isn't. It can. Like mom was forty two when she had me, that's definitely in back, then that was that was an old, though you away issues grown up, I know I mean I'm only five eight, so that's a problem that probably had something to do with it. You think is it yeah? I think that's about it. The way your dad was your dad's dollar. No! No, my dad's, five, ten five eleven and your mom, my mom's, five, two five two! So that's about it but she was all on the older side when she had me.

and then I definitely have what you were talking about worried to where I keep thinking like. Oh I've got your dad's an assassin yeah to hit forty two yup yup credit credit papa, well. What is he what's his background as a lawyer in miami he's in the cuban he's swedish as far from cuban cuba, as you can get to that, doesn't make any sense, but I I definitely feel that where it's like okay, I've still got forty to forty two position that they do. I dunno wheelchair. I don't know she has had a walker would defend spalls. Ah, but yeah, it's like I. I will wait to have kids but then was have kids. I want those little fuckers have grandkids s right for me right for me or I grant you being a grin parent is like the greatest thing. Every single day they just get to get all the benefits of europe.

and they get to like big, hang out and then they get to go where you like. Where was this with me? You see them what the fuck they get like. You will read a couple, but many books you want, whereas, like I'm like, I were eaten box tonight like that's it I want wanted. I want to go fucking sit on the couch. Is it the gift? You give your parents for raising you I think so, and it also makes you realize, like holy fuck like I was an asshole you know what I mean like that wasn't easy, because you realize I understand them now. Yeah you're, like ok. This makes a lot more sense like I hated you for no reason, yep and I'm sure I'll go through the same thing where my kids will like be in their teenage years and no eight me and like this sucks, so there's another thing: it's like you've you've it my parents waited I'm gonna end up waiting we've all. We all waited to understand what it was like for our parents to raise us. If we're having kids in our twenties,

at twenty three we're lookin our parents. Like your my bad like yeah, can I help riley riot and realise that I was like this and then we have this like a much deeper bond, yadda ablaze with our parents now We wait too long. The shipowner pants off these different homes, but that's that's also just life in general. Were you just you look back in your like when I was twenty four? my fuckin wish. I knew everything that I know now you cause lies it wasted on the yeah right, but it really is the truth, because you like, I was a fuckin asshole, do and had none of this matter not up out of this matter there. That's the crazy getting good grades and all that I It matters a little bit because you want to you, know, learn but like stressing out about things that you are completely and consequential its socks to look back to how fast was ok, zero to ten felt like it took forever ten to twenty foes pre long, but it was all too short a twenty two. Thirty, the lightning lightning.

Thirty thousand two forty? How old are you? I'm thirty? Eight okay, so is about the same as we're both thirty seven yeah. I was twenty nine weeks ago. Yes, yes, it's by far the fastest hole. I've been telling myself like. Oh you got time, you're, not forty! Yet, and it's like wait. No, I'm gonna be thirty eight in january I, I actually like my twenties, took forever and then my third It's been like it's been two years of my twenties you, my twenties, I feel like went so fast, but that was also cocaine. So that's like I mean, but yeah thirties, like blink, I as well not they'll, do know. Now is that every now and then it's fun or what I've never done, call really yeah, but the it's like scary. Now, because the footnotes I dont, like it's fucked up now, I don't. I don't understand how like a twenty five year old goes out and just like parties like that, and they do it like crazy, like when I was coming up. Coke was still kind of naughty right. Les

was kind of bad to do coke right now they do it like wheat right right. It's true is just as normal as like drinking. It's like. Oh we're going to go out I'll, probably take a bump and then I'll do whatever. It is funny to think about weed to like how just normal it is now because, like that's another thing, we need catharsis again yeah take our current. Take our we'd. Take our colleague take our coke leave a little. Everything in moderation, we go a little bit of poor dear, you can do everything and moderation for hope. Yeah, but we drink are large. Sodas, petty Let us have it you're so right, though, about we'd, like back in the nineties, people getting shot like yeah the police for rating people in shooting that we'd, because they had we'd like ours there were. Governments in mexico and jamaica shooting down planes. because they had like fifty pounds of weed on it. I even thinking about like even five years ago, was like ooh I was in California. Can I bring this weed back to new york and now it's like what are they going to say if they find it like?

okay, throw it out! Okay or it's legal everywhere, will once legal everywhere. Ok may Not once is legal at once. The government is making money on something. Do you have to let the criminals out of jail? I think yeah who were convicted because they were doing yeah now granted they did break the law. There was a law, cause was right or wrong. They broke it right. So I understand you're being punished for breaking the law, but at the same time like if you're making money- yes, absolutely that's the most hypocritical thing. That's why I feel like they've, already they've served their punishment for it. I think, with the state of new york's doing, because they're starting to legalize everything from from growing to selling finally there given the licences to open up like the weed distribution to people. That I have convictions on their record in the past couple of years of distributing weed. They get like first dibs on it, which I think is actually One of the only good things in new york city is done from a political standpoint awhile. But this is the very slow because, like under your world order is late. Coming out of jail tomorrow, so she should be the first person open up the kid

looking because you're like hey, let's just start, fucking, kids, again, that's what you said right. I think I think that think those in my news about its legs already has like Andrew. We should cut that this one is a little too for I'm fighting for it. No, I am standing up in telling people they can forget certain voices that need to be heard on the truth. On the true teller of exactly what you said, what happened? A delay it is allowed and waiting for to die she's on has. I think she like twenty years, so she didn't snow She did not snitch on anybody know by chile, but she has that trump card or back pocket think that she could play at any moment for what sir She got out if you want to turn some powerful people and she'll never do nothing to change she's, just cheese, at her burn book that she knows in her head. She knows I mean, if you look at the case and all the file that they had added at Epstein house inside of his safe

giant safe that was filled like spreadsheets. The dude was meticulous about his pedophilia He kept a detailed log of his guests. Videotapes, yes because he's probably working for the cia and getting blackmail on people and he and he had just terabytes and terabytes of data about who has been to his island, who has slept with who It was in a safe. The I think, was the fbi raided his apartment. They saw this they couldn't get the safe open after the took all the other stuff from his apartment. They left his apartment and then Epstein's lawyer went back to the apartment. I never got everything out of removed it and then the f b I went the apartment like oh shit, the safes empty is to me so unbelievable that, like they could be at a crime scene, there's a safe that they can open? They just leave. Let some lawyer walk yeah, we'll be back wednesday. He walks out with a backpack and then everything's felt like that has to be there.

Yeah actually inside. I fully I've Alex Jones myself on on the whole Epstein citoyen, because I know if you, if you connect all the time, The dude was working for the cia, though he was brought up. If you look at his background, you came from nothing. He the job on wall street. He got a job at one of the best schools in new york city teaching. Yet from the father of bill barr. Who is the attorney general of the united states, and then he he who was the current director of the cia. Yet at that time, and he he cultivated all these. Different networks of people that had information about like with the big financial we're going to do so. That's how you make his money on wall street you befriend most powerful people in the world got them in a honeypot operation where he would fly to his island. They would I promise himself and guess what now you're informing to me and I've got. The dirt on you, and he was working for the cia is well on their payroll and then he gets arrested and he guessed. Sweetheart deal for like I hundred Two hundred counts of pedophilia is down.

and they just let him off the deuce rolodex in some the flight logs been made publicly. I am fully Are we only awoken on on the absence of polish? He had sex with kids brow Oh multiple, like introduced other people to his very powerful one hundred percent. He was running a vast network, so yeah but yeah sure, if he's been replaced by the internet like you needed to honeypot these people, so you can get in adding things on the oh, you think they're spying on all of your phone, like that, I know a porn. You look doing now. They know where you are like. I wonder if he just became a or his method of spying is just antiquated. yeah asked. I just had to get him out of there. You're, not art, I really wonder, lay. I know your ear not wrong, because we can put you in a position of power we and again out o the fucking. We is but like its dangers that puts them in a position of power. If you don't have some leverage right now is a thing: there's a priority. If I'd known about tromp there like hall on how the fuck is he?

here right here we don't have any leverage or what the fuck would mean. He'll just say anything: ok drop the thing about the pussy you I wouldn't let it it's like all these things happen and was no way to really rain him in so they literally just like I don't let him talk they take. right, they literally just had to beg when he's talking to effective yank away the twelve day I see things to do with trump was he he had so many things that people are trying to attack him. For that you couldn't possibly focus in on. One thing so to damage him, because you would he's so good at playing defense against everything punch back on everyone. So You got some guy talking about the access hollywood tape. You got another guy talk about like when he like put dead, it's apartment, to try to kick all the bums out over. So there's so many things and it's all scattered. He had none even gone up enough to do any real damage. Fuck yeah, I covered everything. yeah, yeah, bro back question

it'll be a c dot. Com use code. Take the twenty percent off your first purchase q, zips These polos will get you some, and what do you think about? Jalen Brunson will just go from that jalen, brunson, yes, or no Yes, yes, sure that was such a like sad really one as it was like everyone else is good. I want him to be good. I want him to be great social vat negligent, giving them a hundred. I don't even know an instrument like three weeks just trying to get german, but only the knicks would be in like a very public like everyone's, like dude he's a good player, but your way over. Inform and they still were like nope. We need him yeah and then like I feel like the nexus, are the kings of getting the good, not great.

Players, yes, ambien, like maybe at work and then us over inflating them. I can actually like now that I'm saying that I kind of like James thorns process strategy yeah, because I I, as a gambling brain, I think the same thing where it's like. Maybe this maybe it's just like their best for entire season, It's not about Ebola, but just with no clue like if people are good or not right and he's also playing like what sign people and just hope for the absolute best case scenario, all the time yeah- and I like that- that is a gambling brain of where this is the one that's going to work, yeah yeah yeah. So I think I'm I think I'm with James Dolan from I mean yeah, you've converted me. Thank you to a pedophile and one fan there. I dolan sensitive, oh he's he uh a week, We we we put up a t shirt once about it like fires all this and he was like he got. He basically like personally, was like take it down through, like back channels like in

We have we fought, do you not argue is I like how? How did you even see it because they got people in the system and everybody's loyal to him? You know what I mean: the fish rots from the head down right, like everybody's trying to impress him he even had like as an organization that spies, but like people that were loading him. When Phil was there yeah, that's what it feels like I'm out. I can't even do anything right right. I forget the guy's name who because that's why it's crazy to me: oh yeah. What was the Donnie? Something? No. I'll be out, go what efforts, but there was a guy there who was just there to do too busy report back right now, he's loyalist like you got your back, no matter what we're heading, I say, atomism still work, I've examined, I didn't, he suddenly saw the check and then he made him work for that.

We will be April yeah and he was like the worst gm of all time and all that stuff yeah. I guess that's the oil yeah. Then people are going to be drawn to you cause they're like loyal to us. Yeah like, let's have a winning. I mean new york is a basketball city. I don't think people realize it is. It is pure basketball. We grew up playing basketball. None of us grew up playing hockey, like none of us grew up playing football and I want to- I went to growth in an manhattan like there was no football field for me to play it. I play my People came to my school at basketball city grow even of a basketball. Jim persons like this is all we care about is all we know and if the knicks actually want to champion. Oh my, God like levers on that team, united, Yeah me these last two subjects and the first game in season ever it was like a fucking parade. Sack I made it. He's so sensitive that he won't even let me sit courtside really do it's like your band, not banned, but like

if you bought a if you bought a ticket, I'm a season ticket holder, okay, so I I have fucking tickets like I, I you don't gotta to give me tickets right I'll go. I don't want to call you for fucking tickets or do that whole fucking rigmarole ago, but. I was doing these shows at radio city right I had two shows at city saw that they own radio city massacre square garden, that everybody's on and use They do if you have a show they go. Put you down there. You sit next to a guy on the sopranos for two episodes and then you're like say hi over the camera, and I was going do I was to some funny shit with that moment, so I hit them up about it like this is not like half full to reduce right or wrong. One night rice pulled out of people. We couldn't that's the garden if we want it, so it's ike and then I get the fucking Then they tell me, you know we already said some things and I I couldn't believe it

try to promote this shows that you are then right, I'm making you money, I pay you onto the games already right. It's just saying he must have a full time guy that works worm whose job is to just like. scour, the internet literally. Yes, right any mention of genuine jake. You should write an article about this interview about, stolen yeah, knowing that he'll hill and absolutely rita honeybees are in the only reason, and I've got a gun pretty wild on a few pike has but, like You said subjected to modernize apart. There were not hearing here where the edges like they won't The court's idly go, find the tapers hey as a legal entity ion no upper by due to get onto the garden. That's that's the go way of life for the next door, the goes a garden so james, you demand, yeah! That's that's the article like I gotta. Do it on a previous year jail

stolen, says best owner and spoil Jalen brunson home run. Signing That's all get at home, run riding Jia who's, your big three hundred resign, Julie's, randal and who now Julius immediately is gonna. Go about. Was it's not it's like he, sighs fall but, like all those sure tips. So I guess Bulls fan, I knew it like. Last year the knicks were great and Abram was like. This is awesome. I was like you guys just wait. He said he is so good at getting the most out of everyone in the middle of February and then, when the the playoffs and everyone. The way always said it is like go. Bron plays in fucking third gear all year and then, when you get supply arms, he goes up to fifty six it. Yet when the nick, the next steps will get you to fifth and sixth year all year and then when you get to play off like windows, no more gear like we're here, gonna be all right in and you see it with the guys. I, like a guy like you, is randall, just can't shoot in the playoffs off. Since I could the

He gets better yeah, they're, actually eating on you yeah, and it's in a series and they're making adjustments playing d, especially on a bag like that who has a goofy like weird, like cock, then left handed jumper like I'm not stepping up to three point like right donor because you have already for take It- please play off I'm on that ass right. You know also dron players, assholes get tight ray. I, u get, will never should put up shots things here, Scary yeah, you saw it happen and it's really interesting to see like like there. People that you don't know are incredibly naturally alpha. I'm not trying to use that as like. A man is term, unlike like literally like they just in them are an alpha right. Like there's a guy on a raptors. You know Fred van, oh yeah, oh yeah, Fred is an alpha. Oh yeah, like ice cold, absolutely does not fucking care. It plays the same. The regular season, the same of the playoffs is not scared of the moment, and then there are people that are scared of the moment. So to go and go full circle.

Jim bronson actually might be one of those guys. He has a little that alpha like a villanova like you can see it. Yeah yeah yeah in like when LUCA was down. in that city around J I dont like he does have that quiet awful like I What I can do and I'm going to do, yeah that extreme like that, where what what do they say, n, b, a confidence the term like yeah and you need to have that. But let's What happens? I mean like yeah, new yorkers, we to care, if you're good at fighting. So like that, you know what I mean like if you're a fighter like then we also like, like Chris Giles, can walk any street in new york and he doesn't matter like many of you to three point shot if you're ready to elbow someone trying to fight where jobs hopefully like I have. We just love you if you could fight or if you play hard deal with a weirdest sports data, we really are like. We don't deserve building

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okay, let's wrap up. We got the mount rushmore of worst gifts to receive help I think your team won the last one. So you want to you want to decide the order again sure we did when the last one to narrow congrats Thank you! Check our list make sure if we have a one one Then yeah I will go one. And then we'll, let Jake and billy go second new asthma, then ok, quite excited, I'm excited for this. I'm excited contentious. Mount rushmore also reminder take he's wednesday, not type it up, put em hyping it up its the best. Take his yet. Alright, the one one we are going to go with a pet. hmm that any specific because it is animal bad okay, I mean

any animal. You have to take care of it's like not it's not something that lets you don't like the gift you can you pretend to like it and then kind of just forget about it you get an animal like you, Asked to take care of that animal doesn't matter to snakes as a matter of the dogs matter. If it's a cat could be a cow, could be a chicken so how should we should we put on the list so a pet? And In parentheses, I e a dog I think that's a sociopath. I cat, you could put a cat that word you said, but you specifically said dog, which I thought was interesting today. We sit down, Who are you? Are you say you suggest dog dog, be bad gift, I believe you said a dog- and I said yes, any animal could be a dog could be a cat, could be snake javert when you said was dog. I agree actually like I had I had bird on my list. I think a bird would be a bad gift or a cat. I have

but I don t. Let tat I would be me personally, I would be pumped to get a dog. Billy was we dug the day after leroy died and is probably gonna be too soon. Breast. Probably would have been like oh sweet. It's a cute puppy. animal gifts and then you're like I believe you now. Yes, your sociopath right, which hank is I love dogs, I just don't like yes billy Okay, Billy and jake go ahead. Your and your pick, you can start off. self help books, Are they a book? but you're not going to read it's a backhanded insult. yeah. But eventually you learn to love to to help yourself. You know once you actually read them remember when I got you the positive thinking book.

You got me a link to an amazon website. You didn't send me, you didn't give me anything. You haven't really lincoln self yeah. Why open up? page and then it was like here by it, and I was like I'm not going to buy it, but thanks billy, F, beautiful That's beautiful, so self help book, yappy, I think I do think I do, because I was more into which I'll pick that and then you do to this other one. Our first two picks are number one a gym membership, because the double double I like whammy of basically saying that you're fat and you need to get in shape and then like if it is, you just have to go, punish yourself at the gym. A gym membership, fucking sucks to give someone and they would it giving you a chore that you have to do Curtains! That's that's! That's a pain in the ass like it. Don't you be wrong. I'd like to hit the gym on my schedule, I dont want to feel like I am beholden to anybody else.

on how much I use my Jim membership and then I certainly don't want to ruin it s, our somebody's, giving you a gym membership. There are also a member that Jim, and so then you're going to have to like see them in the gym and make small talk about. present and then, if you don't get strong and in good shape, then it's like a slap in their face. It's like! Oh, I guess, you're, not using my present. I got you it's an insult. Give that then has like just the lifespan of just torture behind it. That's all expect the hell. Would you think any comments from anyone? If you go to the gym, not a bad one, Thankfully, in order that Jim, you probably are getting a gym membership like you. Yet when you get a gym membership. That means you're, probably out of shape and you're being told you're out of shape by the person giving you the gym membership. That's actually, even a horse present so. If somebody got me a gym membership, I already have a german bishops I'll be like I'm a real piece of shit cause. This person does even think I go to the gym gap,

there's no way to give someone a gym membership and have it be like. Oh, that was a great exchange of gifts, Our second pick we're going to go big clothes, It could be a certain it could be it homemade sweater, probably the worst of the bunch. In my opinion, cause your kids. It's always be itchy bill, ute, it sounds like I hate you in the eye with a straight face: love there is you have your mom and your have? You ever got a needlepoint gift My my mom! Never given me a sweater, My mom would never do that. My mom is a much better gift than that. I reject any me There's no there's no way in any world where giving someone a homemade clothing it's better than giving them real clothing. That's is made! That's. Actually nice! Have you ever gonna needlepoint in belt, with your name on it that they take? I certainly have not more say nice to put together

That is something you ve never receive real love that something you're going to look back and be like. I can't believe I wore that guarantee you. care I mean I can. I can guarantee that you right now that I will never receive a needle pointed belt as at present my name on it, what you're going to sleep away camp and they got to put your name on your underwear. So then you lose it. They know it's billy's belt. Why would you want a needle point? What you like walker? I like! Yes, this thing that's designed to keep myself from exposing myself. It's got my name on it. So in case I forget who I am: When you see look here, that's we billy seed on my belt there's a lot of love and needle in homemade clothes, I mean really want those are. Actually you bureau, improving the point, because the worst type of gifts are the ones that, like it's, the thought, counts, snow, I'd rather If you give me cash, that's the best. If you can ever give someone

No one has ever been my damn. I didn't want that cash. That's a fact! That's a fork! In fact, your guys next week. Alright, I'm gonna. We are going to go with a card with no gift in it, languages card and you expect you see an envelope. It's yeah: oh some cash or a gift card, and it's just the the thing where you open it up very carefully because it might fall out. The bottom is nothing there. Yeah, that's a great kick! That's a great pic! Damn, Found it for what it's worth, sounds like his trouble in Paradise. Over there they were still. He thought down. That's a great picture you are right when you open up your like yeah, give certificates and cash like the only I can't there. What he was saying. I thought he just meant a card without a gift like a separate gift,

I didn't know he meant like not money at it, so that was like the text type bag, It was no gifted. It is what I wrote down. I know that I I didn't realize what you meant by gift. this seems far apart. The figures on the war. We have some great pigs on the boy hey, I'm gonna kill you oh wow excited, now can't wait bart Scott. billy. What state are you in denial the logical This is where I am in, like I'm in I'm in rapid. ices mode. There's a lot, there's a lot of picks out there. Hank. I will go with undersized article of clothing.

It's it's homemade and they your body dimensions more. So, like you, you know It's it's much harder to return, because let's say that person has a receipt and then you have to be like if it's a it's a family member you have to be like hey this receipt cuz I'm going to go return. It cuz, you don't even know my size and then it's like super awkward, so usually just take it. never wear it and then it's just bad gift, yeah I think that's a very good pic I for about. in ten years I had some close family members that were that they would always buy me like a a quarter, zipper pullover or button up shirt. every single time. They would get me a large every single time I would be like, I'm a medium and they just refuse to accept the fact that I was small. They It was like them into bearing their hands. They like no no sir, no son of mine is beta, who wears a medium. It's a large you'll grow. Trust me just give it some time, and I had to tell them every time it's like no nope

I'm not there yet. So now I gotta, I add a closet. There was just filled, with really nice. sure that were slightly too big for me, because my feet He couldn't accept the fact that I was five foot. Eight spurt of brutal stuff slightly heavily, have gone the people getting like an xl. It's like! Oh, you haven't heard I'm a two x now things Staged is doing well. There used to be. I used to be the sign of wealth back in the day, okay to hank team eg. Next one ooh. struggling. I just don't know what to say. I feel like What poverty is. I thought Josh was like hypothetically, it's your birthday you and your girlfriend just broke up. You know you need some support from the boys at one. It birthday, and then they order pop ideas and make you eat them, even though you hate them. Now. I do not believe that would be a bad gift. Well, I pathetically the boys supported the.

Every living fuck out of you tyres summer and hypothetically they also we're playing. The poverty. Is commercial non stop in our face and high pathetically the person, your home, hopefully talking about, might be it excel, as previously stated in poverty this was the only way to fill the play inside of his cavernous belly, hypothetically yeah, yeah sure, I mean it. They were bad. Where did this come from? I thought I thought. As a group, we all agree that there are some of them that we're like above average s. Yes, don't want so so so bad I mean: do you ever get them again? Did we ever bring up again? Would you ever even want to get them again? But what you fail to understand is that if you, if you advertise something during sports enough and you in front of her eyes on tv. we are going to have to buy it at some point to try it out. Literally any literally any other night, fine,

so you're a hundred globular allowing reese. No, not it was just like a man. There did us. Thank you, Jake Erika, like the guy who has led us on a stake, cheese, entire areas for a week. That's what you're gonna take us from he looked here. But there was like. Oh no, I just checked myself in the hospital. You guys I die or forget it the this kid who is like an internet. The time might, even though his name at the time we were the game we have like four hours later after reading the poverty as he comes in was like hebert. And that you and you guys were like silent for like five seconds you're like That means the poverty is weren't. Even a birthday is yeah yeah hank, you remember when I, when I brought in two pieces of cake for myself on your birthday and you're like oh cake and I was like yeah do is for me, until they forget how does your birthday and then I had to go. Get you take the next day to fund it. Fun recurring theme

Yeah yeah, listen upon the pump. It is warrant that bad, in effect the jail slam. Property is makes me actually like some more because went into a t, J fridays and called the police does water on the tables in here jake's jake's taste in food. Well, Well it's healthy, much healthier than ours is also quite elitist at times. Yes, you're on the wrong side of history here Jake's on your side when it comes to food you're on the wrong side of history? Now all I treat myself on the weekends we shall we say: trinity gets letter. I had colony colony girl asked that the drive home, not even hotter, while there I'll drink orders, a coke diesel for sure, have it out, but he still ordered it. Ok, team, Billy and jake work is what this is. When you come back with the thing that were were written force. Let's do it

I I say the one you want giving. amy Jesus Christ because it's like gift giving and then take it back. the game away that anymore Did you like it as a model of man, a model and says it's cold is called commanders, giving I'm looking on the wiktionary for it informal, derogatory offensive. person, giving really It's offensive, giving the gift right. But it's talking about how land was given and then taken away. from NATO, americans not of titles and wiser, called Why would it be called american giving yeah

Tell me I'm going the fishery behind the phrase. Don't kid wages. we bow everytime. I say that if it is it now we needed the guy, that's all I think that'll play on the graphic and is that if they put indian giving yeah the most again where the shot you called by the way, these waivers calling his shot and then like a little dribbler to third base who away we are here. We go where the south of italy in giving really come from the issue. That is What white settlers thought was rudeness and a lack of generosity, the kind Up to the indian gift or anything ever traces roots back to lease the seventeen hundreds, Thomas Hutcheson defined in indian gift, as a present, for which equivalent return, is expected, so this is. Is it's.

To an indian. The giving of gifts was an extension of the system of trade and a gift was expected to be reciprocated with something of equal value europeans upon in countering this practice, misunderstood it and consider uncouth and impolite so an inside I'm pretty sure they use this, like as a joke. Michael Scott shouldn't have used in like the first season of the op office when he said the n word that's how long I thought it meant like, like the Europeans gave the reservation out no way out. I'd just make sure the graphic says: Billy's peck imports to seize next to this one. So we just no it's billy. Is this really that bad our next see. What do we want to gift but know whatever?

we all billy to do not use a racial slur in his mount rushmore. He almost almost I- Here we go again Why go with yours and mine Yeah, okay, wait! So what was ok three hundred years ago, billy that plays like you, don't worry about it you're only a couple. I misunderstood. I thought it had to do with the cruelness of. So I'm gonna do thou this interest that I just emphasise the up. Like that, one is our last paper. What should we do for our third picture? We go more straight down the line like arm you can eat. You guys are do I think we can either one I didn't get one eye giving want to tie. everyone's given their father, I just a terrible gift to give and receive it Basically, like hey you're trapped in a fucking, in a job, you hate here's, an here's

like an a semi, expensive thing you can wear to change. It From monday to tuesday, so you know what the difference between the two days are: cars everywhere. Day mouse together, a tie? It is a terrible gift. and if somebody gives me a tie, they're pretty much saying here's something you can wear to court yeah yeah, it's just It's it's it's another one of those insult gifts where it's like hey, we can't think of Do anything you like outside of the fact that you just have to go to work five days a week, so here it is here's a time now. I would like to hear from Jake, because I'm assuming he's going to be like. Actually, it's a great gift, I mean, I think it depends on the professor, like if there's someone like me who the parcel was a podcast. Public figure in like politics where you were ties, twenty four seven, then, if I means more, but if you're a pie,

ass there when you never have to wear wanted like what am I going to do it? I think it's a ban on the person. I think too, hit rate for giving a tie and having the person be happy they received. The tie is like less. one percent loss, because that's a that's a really good pick, though I thought it earlier and I forgot to write it in the group texts and then I forgot it so. When you I was very, I very mad at myself, it's a double whammy of being a very boring gift and also just being like. You're a very hard person to shop for because nobody knows anything about you It's like a direct, It's a challenge, your entire lifestyle. If somebody gives you a tie, okay at so. What else would I was saying I got cut out for one second: is I think that give tat, are receiving a tie as a gift is. less than one percent chance. The person appreciates it. That's how of a hit raided, is Our last pick is a giant decorative horse

the greek soldiers waiting to ransack your city, that's a pretty bad, get really bad get pretty bad gift. And you're it's also insulting to be like hey, you're, so dumb that you're going think that this is a peace offering taking that you kicked ass and war, and next thing you know, Troy will before great gift pensive to trojans here just think of detergents. Does your dad how's your name now: let's offences, all the trojans were slaughtered by the rapporteur are actually come back on that you're gonna, keep. with years after pft yeah. Yeah. Sure I told him all our listeners from troy no offensive in my last back, but I mean even you have to understand. Also like honourable away from my honourable mentioned by a kind of related to that. I go ahead.

Team Julie, let's see what other nationality or ethnicity they can offend. With their last pick, I lay blog I'll, be writing to you why you should use that term. It will be long and informative and set the record straight. Okay, go ahead! You last check. Our last work is going to be an intervention. Ok, No, I mean, I can't see we're jake show this, because at the end of the intervention there it is like they give you that to whatever whatever like inpatient therapy. is that you have to go to like a clinic that that you get to spend time and there will be peace. For you, but it is on the other hand, Jake it's actually the greatest gift of love of all, that's I'm actually saving your life yeah, I'm on the trade block. oh you're, preparation of on the trade bloc. Now I was thinking

the last time we gave an intervention. The person was like good. I actually now have way more time to block all the things I wanted to blog. So go either way. Yeah well said. Okay last week he's been, or are you guys you guys are runaway with this? We will go with a book goodbye, pick at it on my way, like a self help book no just any book like any buckets like. Oh, I read this. I think you might like it because then you know it's similar to gym membership. It's like you have to, probably read it or they're, going to bring it up next time like hijri, then like no I'm going to like it just it just it just creates of a future awkward situation. Unless you take the time to actually read the book, and although people my family love books, but me personally, not yet it's

it's the book you get your dad on like father's day cause she's like. Oh, my dad likes sports. Let me get them this book about Jackie robinson like that or like. Let me get them this book about, like you know a name any like sporting event. this happened like before nineteen. Seventy you're, like oh here's, a book about muhammad ali or babe ruth, and it's giving him fucking homework to do. Streaming really fucked up the dvd game. Cause like that was such an easy, easy guess. Like everyone likes movies, you're going to get, you know, go to walmart get a couple of dvds. Maybe three funny one there like a jack, a two dollar one, that's a joke, but like also with a good movie, but you can't do it. And said: o one exception to the book give being bad is. If somebody gives you owe the places you'll go because people only way to break that went out when their lives super proud of you for something that you just did. If you see. the places you will go being given a somebody like birthday parties like that person.

At their life together there doing things absolutely chicken soup for the soul or whatever the fuck. What was that book called yeah. There was like a bunch of different chicken soups yeah sure do honorable mentions before we end the show and and Billy's career. Do you want? you want the two that I can in fact I've. I opted out because of the team game, and I are kind of father- is really bad, but the two I would we're doing sellers. I piloted done cards and scratched. So I like strategies to guess yeah scratch. Keating answer great give one of you lose that's. It gets a great deal because every minute and not give it give cards kind of agree with cause. It's like you now have to go like just give cash. That's where the cash comes in. I think both of those I think both of those are our give the app. What else do we have? I had giving to your old appears, five and hitman. Three, which do fine

did for my son yeah? That was a tough gift. the thought tat. He was a real true thought accounts by by still because he gave like my on a bunch of age, it twice, and then it was a new, a brand new p s. Five, unlike Spider man hitman three, unlike mba uk, as like he's too, but again thought the council's. I love still I had find someone else's son or daughter, a drum set. a trumpet. A really loud answer me like here. This is gonna ruin your life with gift that I'm giving to your son, her daughter I had If they get you like an intricate board game that only they enjoy that you ve never play before that. I came. I really this game? I think you will do and then it takes like two days to learn the rules and then, three days to play. The game, don't like and then I had a scale Just a scale is a bad given to up the

I had also on their candle or cologne. telling someone else hears smell like duchess, it's a terrible gift like yours, a smell use, it We owe a court, your quarterback throng, easy pick. Six terrible, gifted Add to that, is the air when you re, like all that was a gift for the other team also the goalie, giving up a a cheapie. That's a fucking, terrible feeling. I said this. I wish I had this one for the graph just goes on. The graphic has means texts of this and meanly emerges perplexed, but he said dish, hope, telling the person. I know how much you love to do the dishes. Ooh yeah, like a vacuum cleaner, not not breaking out I one time with almost did that with like a roomba and the visual on this does not look good yeah charlie's. pay had toothpaste, hadn't. Yes, that's good flowers, giving someone flaws.

I. Actually. This was something I I had that like. This was a real time like I'm fucking old, because I remember when I was younger, I got sounds like the socks and then I was going to write it down as like. If I got socks and add the socks is actually not by when your kids oxen underwear, like yeah term, yet when your kid, like every every gift, as you know, possibly that your favorite they never and then, when it, your socks like father yeah, but once yeah once once you get older socks and underwear are life, essentials along the same lines of the trojan horse. The statue of liberty was loki, a pretty shitty thing for the french to do to us. May this giant sculpture out of bronze as accurate to clean this every day, or else it's going to turn green. It's a big Fuckin woman, anyhow so big that you have to find an island to put it on and oh yeah, it's also going to make you have to fight On our side, in every war that happens from now until the end of eternity, so I mean in what some ways. It was being ineffective gift by the french. Low, I think, was bad gift.

Its literally alone, one, a man for a country, that's gonna sit there I think that's kind of like who such a library, slander. I like that that big lady when she's freedom, baby you see or in your like damp we're on she's overheated, I rise as what We have also like who thinks to like it. Just one of those things that exists like I'd ever, even think about the statue of railway line right. What what national monuments do? I guess if they were doing like iraq and why not like me, no, I I didn't say, was problematic. I just said if you're going to give us a giant statue of a woman at least put some cake in her backside, release like put some local honor, This is true for the first line you haven't, got a going to the statue of liberty. How many beers the statue of liberty, dude it's free, back then yeah yeah.

To clean it every days. It is the worst possible material if it was still like shiny thou, beast But no its green rain is cool. Cat green makes a cool. You don't see green, like things like that, you'll see big fiona, whom fianna from track yes sure harm it. Ok, there were good name green. Some green but we have substantially liberty so great. How many times have you guys been to bend to visit her more what I like reading on a war on my walk like she's fuckin cool. Do that that is america. mean, trent went and like two thousand thirteen scott. you must have out and we want to. Oh roasted there I dont know where we are. My relatives, weird is rose, sever brow,

here so fucking lilies ancestors actually were were from here. So that's why some problematic for him say that actually I do have more than Elizabeth Warren, but not enough to wrap that, I got there, we go you're you're broke a harness yeah. Let's do the numbers and get outta here before billy ruins this whole podcast franchise, really bad? said one of its seven hank sit around fifty eight, I know we one. Warren wednesday take enough be their greatest sub.

you ever done also ones now wants now scoring organised crime, an avenue as greece. We still have six twenty six, twenty seven, twenty nine and seventy eights we're down numbers and credit the hank the thing that was that never know cause he's. I got poverty has for his birthday. I can't say anything else: all right, we'll see it wednesday. fair lovey gas sources cause the most probably there. if any invasive species in north america

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