On today's pardon my take the five hundredth episode, number five hundred workers and spanish sing sing. We look trace, sing, sing, Quintus, it simply well, it's five hundredth episode, five hundred five, we ve made it. I dont know how we ve made it. We're gonna talk a little bit about that we're on Taiwan MBA finals. First, we have comedy roast master Jeff Ross. Hilarious story tells us about his prank worth cousin cell, which he still is like to this day. Torn up little a little like scars, their Tom Cruise, actually fixity form. So he tells that whole crazy story. We have the winners. Us connect us, you, Google, it not just from a yoke ego that we have the first Barboza shaken.

I'd like brought you just google that other guy we have the first ever part of my take guess, Chris long back on four fastest earth, best four minutes good for good, very good metaphor, good minutes there. That was the first show, or the second show few counting. We tried that and it filled spectacularly so we have all that pact Friday show for you before we get all that, though part of my takes brought you by the cash app the number one. Fine, it's up in the app store cash as most powerful way to send, spend and save it's connected to the free cash card. The only debit card with boosts just select a boost in your cash at that instantly. Save at some your favorite places like ten percent off at port late or one dollar off at all. Coffee shops are always adding new boost so check. Yours, often best of all boosts are like unlimited coupon, so you can use them over and over not ready, switch debit cards. You don't have to cash app lets. You instantly transfer funds to your cash card for free. So when you see a boost, you like just add funds swipe and save cash. App is also the most convenient way to buy.

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and then you can How are they welcomed a pardon? My tape scented by the cash app go download it right now and put in the code, bore stool and get five dollars to s pc a today is fry, a May thirty first and it's our five hundredth episode we'll get to that the minute. The more important news given Durant's gotta be feel real, good right, very conflict Kevin Doran, real good as algebraic the skiff Bayliss takes that sound you.

Is Kevin Durant's, calf, magically helium healing itself, so my guess, skip Bayliss can hear muscle fibres just weaving themselves. Yes, so calendar goddess, got to look at that game and be like hey. Maybe you do need me, because we finally have a live, a new NBA finals and we have a finals that looks like it might be: a series because the raptors we the north, shout out all the people at Jurassic Park that were there from like ten a dot m on the raptors win game one.

And ten a m. There was more like three: it was great lying and they all took the day off. It was crazy. Does Canada they get Thursdays off the we win, the raptors make it to them being finals you get every single day. Often can I like it so the rafters wind Pascal see outcome was insane cry was quite and the warriors have to. Basically, I was actually very impressed by the rafters defence of the warriors now have to say who hopefully calendar it will come back or most like little just become the warriors again and probably heiresses so didn't shoot very well. They are not like thirty three percent or something from field, not great for the warriors. That's probably not going last and it's one of those circumstances. Words. I gave way

beat by marked, saw us yard ominous Mark Titus, guess all Fred, then Skeet, shooting rope suit, friendly invade is awesome. He is very, very he's good after he had the kid you nobody has to a child. No, he also has a booty Fred. Vain fleets got little junk in the caboose. Gets him got he's one of those guys like he'll. Do that drivel up any can cut a box you out like four? feed from the Basque Luigi Talker ACT, yeah he's a nice, it's nice, it is yet the wrappers look really good. The warriors ape the thing that worries is there? Never out of it so even when they were down by eleven points in the fourth quarter, I was like Hank. We got to get me in Hank made some basic bitch bets tonight and I just took the warriors straight up about a thousand wars. There

wait. The warriors are good and the raptors they losing playoff high bet on the raptors shout out Toronto, because I know they think we've been dogging them all postseason, which kind of have, but whatever the raptors hold court on game. One drake was all over the place. It is the Drake Series they even had a sit down. I think, with Adam Silver good. By the way like I, I think it's kind of annoying, but it's still good for an NBA finals where it's like you get to see him reacting, he might be banned because he touched Steph curry. He picked something off of his hair and he then wrote on Instagram Steph, curry, hair lint for sale on my Ebay right now, username Draymond shouldn't wear twenty three, even like mean mug them on the way out. Dream on space on the way out and I dont think Drake when he touches Nick nurse. It's weird, but this stuff I kind of like yet that's what I was saying going in the series is good to have drinks during shut up on the sidelines drink. More and more.

I've done him in the post game. I need him like answering questions. He wore the team. Or Del Curs Raptors Laurie? I was slightly. I want to see him with his illegitimate childlike Riley curry on his lap. The up both answering questions together. He is, he takes the petty wars to like the final level. This is the final boss of this league, slash petty war. That was those pussy right said he had the illegitimate kid that you weren't knowledge. We don't talk about that. If you do, he didn't respond to squash, largely squashy blushed it yet less.

We also had the classic rest versed. Rust, rust wins. So the warriors did look rusty in the first quarter. I think they scored, though the fewest points it had no quarter in the first quarter of these finals, this play out, and so they looked rusty common in bogey cousins. May the couple appearances- and I don't I mean, if we're sitting here right now- a k who'd, you still thinks and when the series, I obviously still things in me the worse, but I'm excited, did it's going to at least go five and we at least push that bet. Hank of the how many more mba games or they're gonna be I think you will go six at least so credits arise. Don't think anybody can beat box credit to the right yet yacht its monitoring thanks credit credit to the raptors for four shown up. We the north end, one last thing on on the game. For me, real quick to runnels victory was a total team effort. Quite for twenty three infrared rambler scored fifteen off the bench as a teen. They put out standing defence thanks, magic

Alonzo Good MAGIC is really, I guess, Al Fatah we're watching it and, as you know, the the raptors maintained a pretty healthily. They kept some distance throughout. Basically, the entire gander, once or twice the words got within five or six points. Yeah, but it was a pretty healthy lead, and I asked you to do think that if it is the four of us me, you Hank Bob and will throw in the towel Mark Titus Mark Titus in it. Would that? No, I don't that's. No. We can't put martinez- and here we have to have bad basketball. It was through an Marcella martinis now and oversaw now reseller yea. It adds Rebecca. Who is the five of us, and we had a hundred point led against the Gulf States words at the start of a fourth quarter. Could we hold off? Yes, I don't think so. Absolutely we wouldn't be over the drivel by fowls each. Why so you're saying that judges we have not had a house we book, but we'd have to go.

The ball in yeah we'd have to. I don't think I could involve the vital that we get it on the wall. I could bring it up just go out. I got all making you bring it up for Hake, we were, I was doing the met us cutting the math. How long like we could just keep getting eight seconds and then having them like get the ball back and shoot right away, and I think they would probably still now we easy. I think we ve been by thirty yeah. I think what we'd have to do is just we have two foul shitload but promise it stops o clock yeah, I just don't. I think we would still lose no be like hilarious, how bad we would look, because I don't think we'll get the ball in half the time and I get a lease a couple docks in there just draw the ball of saying that the threat

It would be too just throw the ball the half court and try to get a hand on basically play like Hale Mary Game, where we try to get a hand on it and then just let chaos and sue and hope that that takes enough time over time to waste the clock. You know we do. We just have reseller, throw the ball. Full court aim for the for the back board on the other end of the court. Who knows where balls going about that weighs LISA Kites? I don't think it starts so until someone touches the bought now, even if it is the backdoor had another exactly one of pressure, you have to actually touch the ball for the for the for the clock to start. Ok, we need to. We need actually figure Resolving that's ever been done either. Jesus, I think, he's Arnwood get tired leg ass. She don't think you'd be able to do this all yelling down as much anymore yeah. So I'm I'm saying we probably still lose Hank thinks he'd, be you think you're handles of sick enough to cross up clay.

Then his palace interesting, you know the passing about the magic drivel thing whether match up stuff curry would be on p of tea, daddy. What clay would be on you? Ok, Liam! Would We have a key I'd. Have dream on on me. Are no like bright already monitor. So that's what you do. You just have to get inside dream on said a little bits Davy. Actually, if I was wrought technology know what mismatch given the Looney out taken down so you're right, just get it to me in the list good, fundamental drilled and moving without the ball. Actually, you think I'm stronger sent some facts. I mean our each other. This is like a box tough carry out now, yes, duties, like eight inches taller than he's six talk, is underlined: nine and a half six to hurry so easily, not about who the tossing about who's the well. That's right! I gotta get much bigger ass. I don't think you can. I ask, is stuff, does not know how to handle ass. Like you guys you thinking like we could just throw the ball it and not dribble just run around. We would

they don't call travels. The key factor is a hundred points and twelve minutes you I mean it's a lot of but they would just basically play for on like they were just cover every one and have stuff just stand at the corner. Three in the steel it throw to switch now, feel it throw Jones traded resell offer for Delhi Let me remind you that fuckin word overlap with great. They put everyone on him and we ll just feast. So yet, This is gonna, be I mean I'm excited were like the serious now because of what the raptors did, so they need Kevin Direct back out. I want to say, I must say, Kevin right. You gotta come back man. Some keep an eye on, Biggie might be hurt. Oh you are world injured. Piggy is piggy, is like shortly.

He's. Always various state of her he's teetering on the idea. Once you get your certain age is not like. Is he heard it just like how? How can you get to lighten seventy five percent? I did like the vest that he was wearing tonight. Oh yeah, like they looked like the cooler man fucked a bottle of Tang absurd. He just like he basically went to goodwill and found the most ripped up sweater than ripped up more. I said it looked like the couch from Snick hand up. That's not a great take. It look more like to catch him. Wire, oh yeah, yeah, nice little orange yeah. That's how I was very look like he was like old old school, like Tom Jackson, Brok, yet any headlines like little slit, just a little tiny slipped from mystic as head of the ranch, only I can elect, or if you took the couch from the. If you made a flashlight out of the catch from the wire yeah, that's what it is like. The sweater that you put on, if you just smoke like out of a bond for four days straight, never leave your house than someone Ranger doorbell yeah in your like ocean. I gotta get dressed

yeah you're dexterous hanging out the bar. You know it is the classic. I'm hung over my couch all day Saturday and then the delivery guy came to Chinese. We deliver guys adored Rosetta for on meat. Sean patent come ass, a cover myself up with whatever's veiled yeah, we'll call back there. So we have a series: the Stanley CUP final. We also have serious. The blues have won their first Stanley CUP final game in the history of their organization there, one in thirteen all time and that listen, I know blueskins say I'm being mean right now. I'm just stating facts of credit to you. One. In thirteen all time, that's impress Leyla Blue one. You know in the last one. Does it's pretty good? Are you worried? I now know not all not not evil, but not even enough to like watch the games.

What do you mean? Did you watch on aimlessness as living and dying that, though it was a good game, working physical shit and the third period? I know I'm not an odyssey diet, hockey, vain, but third period. Tat game is as as hard stopping as it can get for sport. There is. There is some there's nothing like a Stanley CUP final or play off hockey leap, third, tied game pipe when the when it hits the pipe. It's like that, is like stop. Time stands still Broadway yeah hour break away or like an odd man. Russia had just time stand still, though, when you have that pipe ears, like oh fuck overtime, hockey, just socks ass if your ruling from the teams, yet it is awful, though, even though there is like that feeling of like you have super anxiety when its tied in the third pillar, and then you have that, like slight moment of take a deep breath when it goes in overtime than you go, fuck yeah now ptarmigan. Yet now it now you're right back into. I think I'm running for Saint loosened. Here's why I want to see what new kinds of fucked up

food and celebration. Saint Louis. Does that I don't know about yet. I learn something new about the Saint Louis Culinary like tradition. Every year the weather is their pizza, which minor stance like salting cracker, with catch up the up and then like a lunch bull cheddar or not. She shuddered, whatever the yellow in the modern family. Is it just leave it outside on the driveway for about eight, our young master pizza? I says Saint Louis now under first I won't listen. I'm rooting form because I want to be reading fat. What kind of weird traditions, the air yeah the hour, the cutting the beagles. What little I was What is the average? Otherwise we risk all that. Will you saying no advantage governor stone from them, but their denial that Alan, while they still around saying he bread, comfort, it's it's not either way. That's That's a good series! I mean that's why it's not an errand and he's not sailors. Brentwood is in Saint Louis

I'll real Yale thing yea outside the building walls. They just do not have that. Unlike the on the restaurant, they just knew that if they called it Saint Louis outsourcing loose everybody book, I'm that eating at the Saint Louis rain right they tried that was Skyline Chile region take on new users, be Cincinnati, diarrhea, and an analysis must try to make so was called skyline diarrhoea. Ok, let's just called Chile exhibited, but it s okay. So that's give you good series very. Like the one thing I loved about the first two games. Stilicho final is the two games were so opposite. Like the Bruins were dominant in the first game, she out shot them by a million, and the blues were just so physical and second games. I love Series went like basically the way the games or play just shifts, every single and now they're not gonna, be any penalties called from this point on right game. Three and after an Stanley CUP, the boy swallowing okay, so five hundred episodes we're here should we get to it so we're at our five earth episode. I still can't believe five hundred someone actually

even know we walked by and Mikey Podcast. Let you know it's the 500th episode today. I don't even know if he knows like it could be for all. We know it could be like five hundred and five or two before eighty two, when the math kind of checks out on that right. Maybe I don't know, I can't add up those kind of numbers, but it's crazy that we're here, it's crazy where we started it's even crazier. That month, over month, we've grown literally every month, which I still can't believe that we look at it. Every time we like houses. This summer is gonna, be the ultimate test woke after the women's World CUP. There, no sports until train camps, where take was looking at last year. Grit week to this yogurt weaken its substantial you're over here yeah so, and so we care about so credits. All of you guys who have listened of shared, who sent it to people who like enjoyed. You know, do

this with us, I want to say it I I don't know if we improve that much, but I think that our listeners him pro bigtime tat there might be line for most improve pockets. Listeners this year, while the taking our coming up, they are so, but it's it's been crazy. I don't really know what else to say other then, and can I still like pay waste? I think we still pinch ourselves every now and then we're like we were so this is still working really really. Out like we're still what would have happened. This war is like if we were to think back over the five hundred episodes. What are the best I was besides, they had no besides building a new podcast studio. Next to a, I guess, let me ask the run into Bob's, led area where it our new studio for five hundred. We are crazy, but what are the first ideas that we ve had. Are we saying suck my dick incentive, hello, terrible as pretty bad when we held on her arm bay for a little too long. We are somewhat removed from how can a product we were fucking moving we're.

As you know, in the year we try to get rid of her on their and our merge. People warlike does neurotics ability it. They were like hey guys. Do you have any more hurrah base you any more dead guerrillas, weaken fucking profit off. We considered killing and grill. So we can. We we're moving, wet shit, we're moving wait. We were we took, you know what we held on to rob a much better than his bookkeepers did yes. Yes, we owe the people it's been a long time. Sudan apart my bake, we owe them that I feel like I want to get high yeah we'll die. Don't you yeah? I do listen! I'm dealing with a broken off, not anymore. Pretty much broken. Rib yeah in official broken we're ok from the x ray. We we podcast through some shit on the show. Yet we do we passed through a lot of shit, and so you got hit by a dog. I note that it merely day wherever ago we should so we're gonna do our interview with Chris long. He was our first guest

ever for people who remember the start of the show it was drastically different. It was so when we first started. We were going to take it in them by like at ten a m Monday ones a Friday and what's his noise. Now That's a land in wait, built an airport at medicines, Garden, everyone tweet all business PETE's while be like way to build a pike ass, do not do that, but maybe maybe to ah just once we we started. The show we're gonna. Do thirty minutes tight every day from earth money once a Friday, we're going at ten a m and put it out at noon that didn't last more than a week, This is stupid, brain doesn't work in a more knows really dumb. We also one of the dumbest things were going to do, and this was the why we had Chris long back on. We are going to do instead of five good minutes from pity I for good minutes, we interviewed I saw you go listen to the episode and we didn't even get a question and wheels. The four minutes were

We also had a shitload of sound effects: the regulatory output in a rattle mind when we switch releases which operates our segments night, tossing the ready Tommy I just for old time's sake for further for the real ones and also for the five hundred up. So we have Chris long back on four exactly four minutes, and here is our first ever guest long timeframe now two time Super bowl champion winner and retired quitter he's a quitter smoker Chris launch. Okay, we now welcome on the very first guests we ever had on pardon my take. It is Chris long now, two time super bowl winner. He had zero when we first had them on man. Time changes so the first time we ever had Chris on. We did fastest four minutes pft and I had a

This idea to do the pity I bet put one minute faster, like the whole eight minute ab types, yeah we're like we'll just do interviews for one four minutes we had Chris on we barely that through the intro we got like one question in my parent came to the door and light has how he goes on the first, so yeah yeah out like like data, monitored important show and he was a year whatever sun and it wasn't at the time it was not, but it is. Is it at this very old, culturally? I think it was probably more important than culturally. We are probably the most important show for people who don't know what the fuck

they're doing encourages like fuck around eleven begat pressure or teenagers flash like twenty three year old days with the white hat with a new mirror. The letters of their college tongs young ties, the loss of the packers. I had the universe and without Baidu divided dollar, for every. Do that that demo, that thought man said a W Albert, while you you'd now in fear that you live in a fucking colleges, town. Croatia is wondering why all these college kids keep coming up to him ass. He watched the quad, that's true in so big. It brings up a good point when you first came on the show. You had zero rings. Now you have to how much of your success you a tribute to coming on portmanteau great question. Fifty. Thank you.

Seven percent as they get seven, where there is a lot that more than a lot of people I mean like if you break it down like people or entities that have had to do with my success. That's pretty higher cause. You got it. You know. Slice supplier is ninety. Two percent Howie one percent use an innocent set her how much yeah we more or less than your high school football coach than John Blake yeah yeah. Only eight percent and eight percent are a good answer. Also Chris another question for you: how impressed her you with what we have accomplished, it's kind of dumb founding go on. I mean this is your call me you're, like hey man, we're donor five hundredth

My kind of thought to myself I was like. Are they good, like other getting cancelled, sees us like some? Like final episode like well like, however, now you're noted parsimoniously, your confused, probably maybe not I don't smoke pot with the sun out. Did you texted me pretty early only on rainy days yeah, I shall go on key telling us how awesome we are well at first, I thought their pride cancelling show, but then I looked up like all the matrix and you guys, like I'm, really proud thanks. Man is really nice knows really nice earnest do all? We have yawned you and respond to Danny Canal, not knowing whether not Pat was more dangerous and opiates, yet will crush up a bunch of opiates. You know: go grab some white out and burn.

Up and see who would have actually don't do that? Don't I'm gonna say: don't do that no gonna get even highlighted very silent, but you know with with with some of the response of in getting online you you, you can't be sure yes, people or daughter for fear for everyone out there or put up your it's our way way more addictive in Babylon Marijuana, but we're just ass on question. What we asked. Where does ask questions so Chris? In a serious note, I wanted you, obviously just retired. I wanted to ask you how that process went like its opposition, huge decision in your life to walk from the game of football, what went into that will actually is funny to the kind of came down do format, Cyprus thanks for coming out of the iron guide.

Wait by where you that we are all later were prissy came here have in both on later who, whose bore you gotta go now. You know why that's perfect ended on a joke directly from two guys exhilarating all you ve got burned all bad RO, RO secrets. Think so we got to the bottom that we got survives great here in depth. Stuff about his house gets arm. He's got some big plans was universally link, Rear, Varig Socio. That turns Yes, I actually. He tape that from his parents, house yeah so so really is a reversal of fortune there. He started up being interviewed by mean you who were bloggers, living our moms, basements and now he's doing it. Don't do drugs kits nope you'll end up back in your parents. I only get to supervise it. S actually know what somebody pointed out to me that

I think the second time we had curse on when he signed with no this this further down the line when it did sign with the eagles. You said that you would get a tattoo and eagles tattoo if you want a super bore them. Oh well, the Arctic, as we make a lot of progress that would probably happened. So how do you get my fur aim? We generally portals tat, then, maybe once the ink starts will talk about the further you know going more too. If we followed through on Oliver Tattoos in the ideas that we had come on, you there's gotta, be a little bit of leeway were worse literally staring each other and in our ass we was right now with Christianity. You gotta have a little leeway with things reset. We look like the first person I got killed in an entire sectors of OZ, the real things we say the finger caught, you eating poop hankering a cat. Those are the real thing, so we'll keep will keep to in those we should do. Firefox weak forgets, Jeff ROS. Yes, you ready for it. I'm your damn right, I'm! Ok! Once you start, you broke Europe, ok, my foot yeah, so my far festival.

I broke, my home is not you bring Europe not broke my ribbon side and, dare I say that before the interrelated okay, so it's broken on party ass either. I'm I'm also quitting jewel, which is official valses that, like sixty two haven't jeweled at all today, also one thing actually know what that is. Gonna, be my fire. Firstly, not supporting yokels bigger cabinet, not supporting me, I'm trying to I'm turning settled right area through my jewels. Georgia is obvious and I are serious and you too, I'm switching to analogue cigarettes, olive on, in my in fairness to two to my side of these things you kept on, say you quit jewel in literally every time it turn run your jewel because you told me I can do it. You robbed you picked. English were ready, you did not ready ok. Now I will support you. I would you admit: grit week was the worst time to ever: try and mentally prepared sitting in a van all we in use? Join your face off now? I re support you you're gonna, kick this

If you see me drooling, I give you permission, you can slap me in my face. Oh ok sure said that by a half drunk phd is going to get in a fight weakened. No, no, not no, not a, not listeners. You owe me. No, I think everyone can, if you catch me, Joe slap me. That's actually a great way to quick where you, if you can you're gonna. Drunk on Saturday night. See me with her mother fucking thing on me. Slap me right in my job. Get em ghetto, I'm not going to drunk them. Ok, but if you do you do Hey now, Hank doesn't believe those focus on wait. Let's run oak astounded. What had I more door about drinking worry about jewel young quitting respecting Hank too? Oh, when did you start due respect? You ain't got it not more than you be careful Pfc, because what's gonna happen is like summons goodwill. Gb like hey, you wanna hit my jewel Hannity slap. You want. I can take it. Ok,

I'm saying make amends look at yourself. Some either fireplace Hermes. You like one a m on sound. My other firefox the week is The summer that I become not short, Tis a grew couple inches and last year oh yeah, this tweet get trapped re for this. Sophie charter is in dire in pre on Catch opera have spoken Ladys this summer we are only falling for short kings, who Tough. Tough for me, sock, laboratory short in there all like married. I'm just saying tat: stuff for me. Not. I would be such a classic, be like all the women who were taken like we love shark. I swear on my short carriage. That's what I'm saying there are married to short guys. Are they yeah be sure yeah, I'm pretty sure it will have to hold tolls? The Jonas guy, Israel Short, is under six. We owe waste. Real short can be made a rush. I mean just shoot minuscule, surely time free to choose tonight We surely know there has been a lot of em foolish.

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Thank you for reminding me watch Pfc suck his own cock I'll. Do that live on both a global, that's fealty! No, we do have. We did an interview today or settle be out soon with the head grounds. Keeper, the boss, red Sox, asked melodic questions, crazy story. He got hit by a car three times yeah and he s like he has a dog and his whole story about PTSD doggie talks about that. In its awesome we never even mentioned the fact that public got hit by a cardinal. That's right guess could about Bubba. You could have a dog to you. You could get a dog you have a dog published still of them might by the way you have one, but it sounds. It doesn't work on origin fire. That's my firefox! The week was that I was at the doctors two days ago and first of all, the fact that every time have to get a prescription refilled they have to go to the doktor. Just watching me, ECHO has gone. I can be a good night, that's it! I can't just call and get it refilled anti go in and then I was in their supposed to go at twelve. I was like there. He wants to make sure that you can submit a hard there.

For thirty minutes late, it's not for that. Israel's each day, gotta there are thirty minutes late, calling me and the one that they call me. There are real. I forgot about the stupid ten dollar Copa realize I didn't have a team Carta me, so I vacuity could be put just what it showed that offers. So I did the ten bucks cash do. This stupid dogs of women didn't have ten dollars cash. I biscuit waits like three hours, which you couldn't you can just run of the Aegean. ATM Card Army ACT on a real symbols uses. These are like. I don't know shit, but here unless I'm just walk out professor fuckin buying a ticket supple and ensuring that doctors acquirement making the applause. Alex. It's like. I have money, fair hair credit guarantee boy, I haven't GM card, not with me my own money, yes, but I can get it and I can, but I can I get. I owe you like, whatever that's crazy, they would just be like hey I'll come back like later today, with ten dollars, did you ever phone?

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not the cleaning people, because no one thirty in the mission also wish, in Baghdad kind of work on a investors own like weren't there world not there in our world but item I finally, but we have not recording thing outside PETE trysting on air. Yet on airline, my Firefox the week is it's actually a two week fire fast, because I've been up like trying to chase this high that I got. I gonna confrontation at the airport two weeks ago, where a person came and tried to cut the entire t essay line. They relate for a flight and I had words with the person. As I go to you just find out. The flight was today like on a mineral shows. I get so as everyone, it's a fucking airport, you're real asshole and it was

Thrilling and when you get in a confrontation like that, it's like the rest of your life is meaningless gears and I am just like I'm like a dead person walking around like did behind the eyes. I just need the confrontation. Look, I'm fuckin drinking White Dragon T monster right now, just to try to catch high, yeah you're going to be asked to speak to lotta managers yeah it's it is like. I am not a big confrontation guy but like I presume, reason. I was just feeling a little frisky as a Friday is like fuck it I'm just going to tell this person off for trying to cut the whole line and ever since it just like the flowers, don't smell as sweet, nothing tastes as good. I'm just looking to getting another verbal, not physical, mind you a verbal confrontation with no throw

pilots I mean that's pretty bad. That's pretty much. Everything goes in New York is everything. It is a little many conference, eight fuck you even it is argued of somebody's nice in New York. There aggressively nice right to a guy way. You hold up the whole line here for the subway taken. You have enough cash or got here. Take my fuckin car loser, but you know what I'm talking about that buzz you get from like one of those like just exchanging of. Maybe it was made more than not no more than like twenty five seconds and words passed back and forth, but that Buzz will last a while, because you're like that was great felt could yeah did now. Did you the crowd reaction around me. Were they on your city as well? I was the reason why I did it was. I was the next person in line, so they physically like cut me. You know they run past everyone else and they stepped in front of me, and I was just like: did you just find out your your flight? Was today like what's going on here because it is bullshit? You know the like. The person could have gotten there on time, they're just late, because they were late, that you know

you're, fuckin flight is right, except I've been in that personal serbian, clear many many anti sailor Hebei always make it coming. I can t and understand that at an airport, if somebody's like late for a flight, but if it's out of Bukovsky Party in they step in front of me, am I now. You are I'm sorry number eight hours a day. I got my ticket here we put, but you under you also would understand someone saying something we get like. We live in a society, you catch I'm more available. I will always have respect and courtesy towards somebody who is also originally laid by the way, totally able bodied. Like wasn't any issue here, moving quickly, when not all that other brain well yeah, true, not their brain. That's why I went to the wrong airport, the other. We all the avenues to set that agenda as an adult yeah it is natural, was wild, listen,

Some of us are like Peter PAN. We don't grow up quite as fast as I, so that was our firefox, so the weak, but you have one above it has never might debts. As far as the week we got in our new studio, there's a mite sitting in front of them, but it doesn't work so Bubba. That's your firefox, the weak raking lips the week right lip like start talk. Actually, there's no camera on me. I was gonna, give you your firefox as your talking, but also you? U tit like you are the like got hit by the car guy and then he got caught today time yeah. By way more successful guy who's been hit by three cars. Please also older eels older. You can still too, you can still what you can shoot to get hit by two more cars yeah. I believe- and I was glad to Jeff Ross, so comedian Roast Master Jeff Ross joined us. We talked about roast, which are,

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mind? The roast master, Jeff ROS, what's up in studio, he's got a new Netflix show out. It's called historical rose is roasting people throughout history, Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra Mohammed Ali Anne Frank here. How that won't go terrible? She was piss debts desire. I asked like. This is a genius idea, because you can basely rose people with and they can't. She screamed for the first time in her life to get up and running so this new show like what what gave you the idea was. Just you just ran out of live people too rose what happened? No life people want to be wrote the more than ever the part about it, but you know people safely coups. Your dream rose, so I made a list of heroes. People I cared about. I did notice that there are no villains. You didn't roast any violence throughout history. There are villains on the show on the day s right, so you get to roast Hitler, but Hitler's not

star, the Frank Roth, almost turned into a Hitler wrote yeah, as sometimes happens when we roasted PAM Anderson and turn into Asia. Corny lover outside of these. It's happened at Rome. Did you like purposely select you you're, like? I don't want to have any villains as the stars of these rules, because, if you always say like you roast ones a lot right, that's a good thought. And yes, we debated that alot. We had a very intense writers room about what what's the went right wait arose: history as fake news evolves in a fake history. You go. But what do we really want to say with our chance to say stuff rain, but I feel like down the road we can one of doing a villain roast yeah, I'm not against it. I just feel like season. One of a show you wanna be very clear,

what you're right, who also, who just missed the cut TED Bundy. Ok, now I realize you want. We want were Albert Einstein: now we weren't gonna do villains. Ok, he married his cousin and invented the atom bomb. Yeah sure hit season three thousand institute in Season three. So check it out. It's all networks! Now you can. I watch the whole thing. I wanted to start kind of not at the beginning,

somewhere around the beginning, where I was reading upon your career- and you know you talked about having thick skin as a kid in getting roasted by your uncle and what were the mean things, your uncle would say it sounded like he was like really would go after you. When you were little kid, my uncle Murray everything about him. A lot lately is still with us. Now he died at ninety two hook out just a few years ago, and I wrote about him. I thought about a mulatto memorial day, because you know my friends and I we were walking around downtown to some of the memorial day, statues down and lower Manhattan, like monuments- and you know a memorial day. You think about veterans, and my uncle Murray was army. Medical moral were too

a while. You know back when people even Salem. The way we do now re gonna, like they just die, put Morgiana in dispute item. It gives a happy and you let him laugh whether diets, like the save programme with any other play, I literally all put their hands over the big bullet hole. Now, like this work, I packs Adams use big red nose on yes are found, as I like modern medicine, he would walk and he also liberated a concentration camp which army, but in oh Marilla, shalt jewish soldier in the. U S, army, respects fantastic right, so like He got away. When that you can say anything. I couldn't say shit am sorry. I can say anything I ass, I said we are fucked, can't pick and say any that damn because he was a man and he was awful. I worked in this catering halls little kid, but family business, so he would just make fun of me for being daddy's boy, and you know just tease me over my buck teeth, my goofy hair and a little kid tenured, Levin years old, and he was

You know he was my hero, so many made fun of me in her did so so he did hurt your feelings earlier, eventually Ella. What was the point we are like? Actually, this is kind of fun, Burgess, busting boss, or do you we can never found out. What shall I was a man really yeah I get as a boy. I didn't know any better who just like mean: they call them mean Murray evidence, grandchildren, column memory. It's like a defence mechanism. Almost like you realize you get older, that you ve got this almost traumatic experience of your uncle just sitting there you ever. You know he's just joking whole time, venture self that, like it's a waiter bus body ever deeper, do there for a dyed like hey, I won't say some real, quick Jeff. It was just a joke. You know what I knew that I grew up and learned all that, but then for his ninetieth birthday, entire family got together and rose to him a while he did to his credit they should out, but he could Tang could take it too, and that is an uncle Maurice taken

big trip soon to that earn. On top of the fireplace any love that link right, he had like his cousin. You know like he was the man. Rape like getting rose to deal of being in the heart you. Have you ever dealt with somebody there really doesn't like to arrested? I guess so, but it's like for the most part euros. Volunteers like the whole fun of it, is to get people at her up for right unless there passed away historical figures and thank the resurrect em, they have no choice right, put Bob sag, please Abe Lincoln, and I told Bob ahead of time on the historical role show, and I told Bob ahead of time than I think Lincoln everything I read about Lincoln, as he has a great sense of humour, so

You know, I think Linkum, unlike the rain break a full house divided with Bob Side, it read it. It's issuing the roasting to me, because if I've always liked and culture one was wanted stuck out to me were if the person getting roasted doesn't play along, it becomes not fun so quickly right, you know and as she was thin skinned right and this frustrate me, people are so sensitive. You gonna come to a roast, What? What do you want to go? Soft write us almost meaner. He has I ignore you. It arose. That means you know, you can't take it or I don't care about you, but there was one I think it was was a den accurate.

Did. I was alive lesser used days between chancellor and nobody went to it because chubby, I guess, doesn't have a lot of friends, and so all the jokes were just about how nobody like Chevy Chace, and you could tell he- was like use a little bit pissed off about the whole thing yet seem like it from when I could tell what other comics told me that he was just like cranky. The whole day wasn't taken at well riding during cope better. This is probably like a good lesson for life is to be able.

If you're gonna talk smack you gotta be able taken were right you anyway. This is a philosophy, not just in roasting. This isn't like yeah. I agree. I do. A pack has called thick skin, which isn't a roast pike S it's about going through life being able to absorb what life brings that you- and I do feel like like shut out to my uncle Murray and, like all the bullies and assholes, and your life right now like in a way their preparing you for something more profound, more important later right. Isn't you guys, like you, think, he'd be able a roll on sports? If somebody? If, even if you like the best, sports people, sports casters are failed or people who like played sports and got like that. You know what it's like to lose right. The worry I like I was on the worst Highschool football team in New Jersey, the kind of the Dayton Bulldogs

we didn't when one game in the four years that I went, icicle yeah, like I think, surprise or our fifty comedians from Springfield Nature, if it meant that guy's got the chicken, they told you always good example. He never want to big game right in oh by the way, as a great sense of humour, great sense. Humans drove me a hundred miles an hour through the streets. It now really what why? he was hungry it. We are performing thou there. It be humorous friends for them. She invited him to our show a bill with a bunch of comics. Anna and Tony was like a hungry that nobody else is up for a browser sure, and I we got a ski with his body- was wasted in the passenger seat and I was actually in a follow car. Actually, behind him in his eye to us, is trying to keep up with Tony Romo Anna at a nobody pulls over ninety one in a red light just pulled over to bust up. His buddy gets out the throne

and Tony just grab the door closed. That left him there and the guy showed up at the restaurant on our later. That's perfect was he was wearing that blue hat with nothing on it. He might have been ok, yeah, tat, blue hat. I did some investigative research a few years back he's in a pizza hut, commercial and they gave him a blue hat and he's been wearing it ever since you think, literally a free had been wearing Everson. Maybe it's parties deal yeah. I think you just it's free shit like even rich people like free shit. I love this free. I don't like you bet you put a hat on every once in a while just fits perfectly to your head, and yet you care what the fuck it says on it. You just gonna you're gonna role, Have we really are life David tell gave me this bitch. I liked island pretty good, and I am aware that every day what about their shades, where those from like those among my window, the Elton John Premier for argument, those look there, It's pretty good, I'm going out swag, you definitely more hung over when you put those two things. Pleasure. Is you are leaving the worst hang over a vault? Also, beware, unlike like dogs and holding this box,

last night was moved, usually on call daddy. You were part of a roasters have been lost? A history? I think the thing is rose to MIKE Mike. Then Jacobson got on stage now and I've. Never I've never heard of like one event, sabotaging somebody's career as much as She not come up with links to how she didn't come back, really haven't been falling upon her now, but I think it's so she was uncovered pizza. The timer listen tenor. Whenever the verses aching was, firstly, it would always before flow Ngos called pizza

and arm she got up there and I think she said himself about Notre Dame but no videos. I dont think ever came out. I ever really heard about that and in those guys are still work in the area, so their dinner on top of it. But you know it always takes one like. Maybe she would she remember her guzzling vodka Anderson was actually the whole thing kind of her. I mean it was a good comedy show up until then I believe I was hosting, and actually it was an atlantic city. They sold thousands of tickets. It was like a real. They have like a prize fight, feel a great show actual right, and you know it's always fun when you see people in or used to roasting, like growth right. That's how the roast started when old time comics like Milton borough would curse, and no one ever heard that before so I will not respond. The US, like you, drive in a race Karl, the sun, had and then and then add a nowhere in the middle to show that women, like

bending the whole thing eternal, like some kind of punk rock thing? That's crazy, like lost the comedy, and it got what became too. I don't know like as happy as it is at the autonomous ever happen. Words like one person can sabotage arose. Has anyone else naw man think well. Courtney love tried the situation, but Jimmy Chemical, They calmed down. Oh yeah population, all added. Yet when we roasted the Donald Trump here, has the situation refused to take his sunglasses?

socks, your any kind of do she. Now your insulting people wearing sunglass yeah. I love numerical made aware mom like you're, not fucking. Snoop, like take your sunglass bit. His dick had examined a fuckin ass. Anyone have done together, sunglass fuck, that by the way he still thinks he did well the OECD outward jail. I solemnly before that I saw him last year. He was again man at their meeting on messed up like a stuck with it. I thought of my comfort zone. You still think you kill years later years later. I respect that. I, like that level. I wish I was an awareness and we just go to your life, been like the funniest fuckin guy in the world where rises us on everything. I do is Adam right here What what part you do you think you played normalizing down tromp question, as I just had to say: that's all my other one, we hobby a big, probably significant for the other one we do as if you could go back in time. Would you still vote for Donald Trump? Yes,

that rose. Did he tell you that you couldn't fuck around with its finances you couldn't joke darling gave us a people say that there were rules about. Oh really, swarthy stories has been repeated so many times. I think we just think it's true. Now a lot of the writers did interviews and said you know that he was sensitive about its finances and maybe he was but not to the roasters, whom I thank for his own speech. Maybe he wanted a trump up his finance right right, so anybody would do. Of course I let it, MR negotiating with a contractor. You always brag about how much money you arrive until somebody's tunneling, so you suddenly allowing Antonov been a bad man you know by and for that I didn't begrudge him not him. In his whole thing, it always was and always see. Michael, talk to me, like he's China, viewed the richest guy in the world right the eyes aunties living like the richest richest people, don't talk about their finance, you know! No, they don't even know who they are right exactly they are completely like, invest

what I know you are a party whose dad is one of the richest guys in New York in New York in America. No one knows I'll do they're like rich people, drugs it. No one else has access to and like the everlasting gob stopper that they can have the live forever limit eyes. I am convinced that all rich people have access to these later a suit designer drugs that are so fucking cool it. No one lover here, but not really jobs. Yet us actually, he's in Brazil has ignored he's alive, Argentina lasted a lot longer than he then he might have an ocean of outer back he's got. That money on the board, every single show he's in remission now true shot out as yet shut down on you like that, you're already shown some compassion. Some ability, guys like you ever find yourself being like our arms, can be the nice guy today, because everyone's like Jeff Ross rose Master high. You rip people to shreds ever like walk round being like K, L, that shirt man I had that men like I've, got a job. It's the only way I could get away with roasting reign was nice most of the time. Oh ok

walk around roasting, my way through life, I doubt be funny, What are you a good movie but would be a good life? People expect from you just sit down. Talking you come on. Make Farmyards Michael, had rose, does not even liked in this situation. You guys aren't you know, what's going on but like I'll be walk into the Airport Newark Airport one time and some guys like my brother just got out of jail was in the bathroom when he comes out for making fun of it. Come on man It is those wrong. It's like energy, like I'm, tired after a rum, Sherlock, my brain is like it's a lot. It heavy lifting the even turn on the, though what I do is I it's like a superpower taken out when its absolutely necessary, so what you say the going about I left I didn't that's arose in adult yet and take debate in a single year, but not roast worthy, actually cuts pretty deep right there on the post to you, two guys like you, get

the dark yeah nowhere on rose. I guess we care so little about ourselves, though the thing we do is we ve made every joke about ourselves that can be made, so the self deprecation I mean no, that link and golf shirt. Well, here's what here's the shortfall is made by if it was made by a tennis player. We do. It gives them alive.

Heavy and if you were enough designs, it's like an optical and yet it like the carpets and right last vague seaboard. Just looking, Libya lies now five years he fat. I can't tell em all these an obstacle years, weird things on his shirt low if you're out their wondering he's a little for that is found to the gym. Today you didn't Attica winds. Are I got a long time I can tell you were bet we're getting a shape for the summer, the next summer yeah all summer yeah, so you do obviously like a lotta roasting head. Are there any projects that you want to work on that? Maybe I've got sidetracked because somebody ignore you're, the roast guy? Have you wanted to get into writing or are dramatic film? I do that stuff is a hobby like for a long time. I was like you want to do this in an branch out, but I don't owe roasting became so fun. I felt pigeonholed for while they Chapelle actually game you're, pretty healthy pep talk about it about ten twelve years ago. Reads like that's your lane, Bro make it a highway, make it a six lane highway and he's right? No one really does that in man,

I'm on us. Amazon show as an actor called Sneaky P Nominate cartoon called tangled. So when that stuff comes up and unusually audition its usual like Jeff, you know so it's like. If I don't have to write it not to make fun of anybody. It's not like work. That's like a weekend. That's like a day off right in your brains, not on the elegant grain you're. Talking about when I love that we asked a frank I have to turn out muscle out. I could show up and be funny in character or it's it's like. I could do that statistic easier range. I don't have any things been sidetracked because I really do love roasting. I feel like it's my purpose and it's also a movement like it's everywhere. Now I get tweets in languages I dont understand. Do you think that the EU has picked up steam in in almost like a response to kind of comedy has been under fire by like people on Twitter and all these you know there's been a lot of changing of culture. You think the the pendulum swing back as Rossa Qana picked up steam, yeah

Good! That's good observation. I think, as we become so sensitive who s a week society, you know, by the way you can even put roast jokes on twitter. You. I read that the u basely said you do not tweet anything provocative. What's where we just promote, shows because lame. I know right, you know the foot faint, you know you don't pick up followers that way, but- and I do warned communion sometimes like did it's not a safe space right there, you're right. What's funny you also, the reverse of a safe space were made his safe space from people.

Talking about not having say right, yeah I'd out at how idea. Not now now you gotta go to a comedy club. It's like a temple of free speech. Yeah, you got you gotta perform for people who want, and then people taking it out of the thing I've. Also those people take commie. We had our Jimmy car, and here a couple months ago you saying that, like his biggest problems have been when people are basically taken, the comedy show and then written it and put it in a paper, and it takes all context out of it. S kind of a twitter is a little bit when you can't really read the context or what is being said behind it, because I have inflection in tone and all that, and then you have to actually go back and see who saying it and other joking special with comics, because they could be joking. They could be posing as a character the you know, so none of its real in all of its real, like right, like an expert doesnt matter any more than some nincompoop whose icon heroin it's just a tweet ray, I'm gonna, do it now, like this historical show. In it we rose, stand, Frank and I got ahead of it and I talk to jewish journalists about while is doing it, and then somebody who in Amsterdam who lives near the Anne Frank House who, having been seen it will way in

right and then suddenly that gets amplified until it's like an newspaper article in Jerusalem, unlike one twitter user from you know, the end Frank out like right right does anybody's opinion manner, the more than anybody else that somebody who died eighty years ago. It's a question of contacts environment. I guess, because on Twitter the audience is literally everybody with it with a smartphone right. They all have you know they see what it is, namely a look at it in a different way from whatever angle it affects them when you're doing like a roast of shack, for example. Ok buddy, that's up there. Onstage third, you know ended they ve agreed to beyond that stage. It we're all gonna bust balls, and we have agreed that we're not gonna take any this personally. But if you had tweeted out any of those jokes that you made about China,

holy shit out of the euro. The, although I'm telling you it's, I it's just like I used to take everything in context, some people, they are comedy writers and they write jokes that are meant to be consumed by reading them. Some people are comedians again on sage and do what you do. I think you try to take one if you took no very sowed essay issues like if you call a humorous, that's what you call somebody that makes jokes but isn't funny. I guess humorist, but if you took a humorous and delivered those lines on a stage our ability to sky socks,

If you took your jokes and put a month where they be like fuck this guy right, you know. So it's all about. I consider library in the right environment, no, the room, you gotta know your room around the room. No, the room to room could be Twitter, the room could be Madison Square Garden other nor or this year. I would like this is your room? You guys know your crowd. You know what they want to hear. They probably don't want their sports their comedy watered down. It's like when I do my shows I'm in Vegas next weekend. You know with a tell it's like he's a go. We might get backlash on twitter for, unlike fuck, that this is where we do. This

Let's go full tilt. Buggy people are not coming to Vegas for some watered down comedy one. Also when you get in your own head, like Dat, start thinking about the hair it it like. We always. You know. We listened a constructive criticism, but if you start listening to every single person who has something to say, you'll start changing everything you do and going away from what works and I've done stuff. I have had that happened to me and the work suffers. Yeah becomes not great, for any, but right right, I'm a big fan of cousin sound. Never, madam, we still sat on the show we didn't work out. He would when Jimmy was here in Brooklyn. Can you tell me the history between behind your prank battle, because I've heard parts of it from south perspective, but in Tom Cruise

litigated it, but it was an all time, high level here, because I know one alike restart anything seen a sound. Now, please little decide be grateful. Pod cash dont be selfish. You fuckin hates out. That's what you said we now. He knows he came to my historical rose premier last week and he, when I heard him laughin and were all good now we're good pals. I'm super excited for him and all the stuff he's doing, and you ask about the history, but I think it's brought us better friends, ok, where we truly and when we always loved each other, but now it's a more open affect how did start it started when I was a writer fresh to allay for the man show how many central my best job you could ever have right. Here's like a dozen guys locked in two rooms. Coming

with the crazy shit you can put on tv right and it's all doubt up with tv cameras and girls jumping on tramplings and and and we're all making money and we're on our way. For the first time- and it was just a bow last and sow- was the resident troublemaker he would. You know you'd come back from luncheon or been there'd, be like you know, the screws on your desk would all be pull their equipment or he would like you know, stateless chick. She came to pick me up and before she could, even you know, let me know that

She was waiting outside, so I would go outside. Take his shirt off and take pictures with her in her car as if he would just do stuff like that, and you know it grew into stuff. He would do on Jimmy Kimmel live like I guess, toasted and one time I look at the you know that they got a lot live from the parking lot and there's Sal spray painting the punchlines to my stand up, jokes that I thought the night before

onto my brand new white porch at its guises, Eric as it was in a rich guy. This is my first nice car. You don't have any new that unanimity as particularly stuff like that. Where is just you know like. I was guest us in the show for five straight nights once and I was also filming CSI during the day like seven in the morning to eight at night, then I'd rush than a drive and evaluate to Hollywood to Kimmel Show, and I was like the guests. Co host backward was live life, so I had forty five minutes basically to shower basically eat something and walk on set. The added rehearse earning rain like psychic Qana guy and I had I'd, always order a steak or hamburger, and inevitably, just as they handed me, I d

window to goblet down, just as they would handed to me, salad, walk out of the closet and slap it out of my aunt onto the site. Has a good pray go stage hungry every time? I think TAT sounds like penultimate moment or ultimate moment was besides the awesome, hilarious, prank stuff. He doesn't Jimmy Kim alive to like regular people, write his his personal pranks, our deeper and very thought out right, and I was on the answer with the stars going back a while. Now I take a very seriously. I was all in I've never been on. Prime time may be see. I really wanted to knock cha cha cha, quick step like a lost twenty pounds doing it. I was really I was in love with editor, my partner, you know like we were. We were like. We were gonna win right back. Then they would get the cast off the night. You got thrown off life dancing with the stars. You went right over to Jimmy Kimmel, show and you'd be the guest, the lead guess doing your costume or whatever. So the opening data show we're doing a run through and editor had just had her nails done with Dennis

five hundred times to precision, but she got her nails, don't know everything's three quarters of an inch longer on her hands, so he heard her marks or a little off rang like we had these very intricate moves where she's like like when moving you know, I am around and ongoing under legs and over and it's like it's like a wild kind of a moment and we do blocking understan a kiss shirt. My like sisters in the audience and we're just you know a rehearsal for cameras. Basically one last run through our I'd sure Anna added it hits her last spot and slices my eye, my cornea scratched I flop on the floor and would think some kidding. I cant open my I half an hour ago by can open my eye and they like since appear with a you know.

The toilet, carolled or something the driver to the emergency room from my God, my God from Herodias zero, what am I doing right and- and yet it was sad- it was very upsetting. I couldn't I couldn't see much I go to this emergency room. Then they sent me to a doctor and next thing. I know I'm on my way back with an eyepatch back to the show and ABC and Kimmel text me. Since you know, if you you got, you know you eat, you had a dance, the show must think you're gonna be brave, you'll, be hero, yet a dance injured. Her and I run a buyer. My partner editor. She says: if you can walk, you can dance, that's good. Football Bulgaria and I think the producer say, I'm going to dance. The show must go on. He goes the chauvinism, whether you dance or not, that important, not

like you know what I'm dancing, I'm doing it I'm going to do this. It's going to be good! I got no my moves. I don't want to miss it. I've been working two months and I dance and let me know it was you know it was bad people turtles, a telethon a million dollars for it- and I will write my family- shows up there are wearing I patches and solidarity, and my guy you know- maybe I can make something of this, and I know that the camel show gets the results slightly ahead, because everybody the gas to get kicked off right on their year? I don't know Stan thing at hammer. What time are anything but it's the same network, I'm assuming their some collusion and.

It's me and Kim Kardashian or the last two up there with our partners right there voting people off she's, one of the biggest stars in the world and their I am, and about an hour before I get a text from Sal saying: you're safe. Oh my god. And you're. Actually does the guy's been praying you along, but you believe this is yet. This is true it s. Not a crank wars. It's always with somebody that you're actually close we're. So not every interaction that you have is a prank right right. Of course, we were with the best of friends right and also like they were helping me like I'm safe right. For now I can like relax. A little bit makes some jokes and only to prepare and closing speech. Not only family, a brave right, told everybody tone editor.

So now, I'm like what I read the text, I'm safe from say. Are you sure? Yes, so now I'm up there in the lights, the music to Bergeron, it couldn't be more exciting. I'm going to move on. I get to do my second dance, the Quickstep, which I'm really good. At going to be Frank Sinatra, I get a kick out of you. You know it's like and they just click everybody off one by one: Cloris Leachman Warren Sapp, they're, all they're, all in the rollin gets down to me and Kim, and I'm like you could see me whispering an edited ear. Don't worry, don't worry and then they call Kim Kardashian. She moves on to the next

and you get to see me I'm gonna phenomena at this point I feel like Sal couldn't have lie. They must have changed their minds, values really believing it and then try to think in. As the cameras come to me and said, Burgess runs, like anything thoughts as you leave the competition on my I just got here. I don't even have barely what her nothin so now, I'm on the second episode of the number one show in the world on a b c, and I have nothing to say famous for quick but you did for me funny. I got frustrated with the scoring and speaking a ballroom. These Panzer really tighten. I walked out

a good life- and I do remember after that date like I should have known- I wasn't gonna. I was the worst one. Even I wasn't sure I remember Chris Rock calling me in my trailer before the show, also sings ohms, stop worrying about the dancing and start thinking to some jokes, which was good advice. Regret did not necessarily take during so I go over the camel show, and now I'm ready for battle, I'm so mad and south. Nowhere to be found. Of course,

So is it took a long time we were manatee. I was mad at him. I just couldn't take it. You actually were met. Leg was very real, anger, wasn't a prank. We went on for not not days weeks, maybe even a couple months. I see him it's Sunday, football over Jimmy's house. We would sit on opposite sides and because he does a big football Sunday. We have like a branch of people, random crawl. Yes, in India, you go over there you'd see like you know, tv movie, stars and rock stars and actors, and you know Jimmy's house right. You know he still had his own, always old, regular schmuck, guys, like me, do Frickin Tom cruise walks in and he just been on. Jimmy show sober, not we understand, but we're still like he's. He really walking and up the up the stairs right now with his mother, sound. I are still I look at each other from across the room. We haven't really talked or even anything and it take weighing army and in sound just comes over any sits next him in a cowardly whispers of my ear egos. Maybe we should let Tom cruise settle this.

I did- and you know I just shrug my shoulders- and I think it was Sarah silberman- was ere. She jumped up on the coffee table, unlike brought the whole thing to attention right right, like aright, everybody got around corners in session cortisone session Tom Cruise put. Many lawyers is about to settle the feud and you know I think you should try to help me out. Take detention out of right. It was painful not just for me in cell, but for the for the group right for the for the community for the friendships, and we laid out what happened and, of course, Jimmy keeps China interrupt and help sail along with his story gets outcome times will not necessarily tell things in the most sympathetic waivers, but it owed Jimmy has a very scholarly, loyally way of explaining what so that between two of em. Unlike oh boy- and I gonna make my case and explain that this was high stakes it that I worked really hard that this was something I took him. You know, I said we're: all friends is career.

Move I wanted to do well, I wanted to come off funny. I didn't want to be caught at okay to get voted off, but you want to be prepared showing it to be a little vulnerability if you have inside information which they claim they didn't use it to help me write not to embarrass me. That was the case I made and that and everything else and I said, is and how much I love these guys and trusts out and took a minute and consulted with his mother. Who was not happy with the amount of cursing that have been going on and Tom ruled in my favor said, sell you, you really hurt your feelings and

I'm an apology. Why, and so you could see he did not expect that outcome. He expected come on, get over a guy's me do you know, and no, but a sound mumbled. This half an apology, Simon and Tom, stopped him half way through and made him do it and Nancy aided pronouncing, think my hand, we hugged it out and some where there's a picture or have to find it and posted of Tom Cruise holding a football and sound. I have our hands on it like, like the orb

yeah I mean the rest, is the rest as history has been, so I notice that you made that quite conveniently all the pranks, a you pulled out or lead up to this point. Cancer cell just wasn't like I'm gonna fuckin with definite big tv. So I don't have that in me. I don't. I had a prank people, everything I do an end so, and I have debated this before when I make fun of people it's to their face. You not I don't prank people, I don't really sneak up on people. I don't talk behind people's back. If I'm going to take you down, it's going to be face to face that's what a roast is that's. His version of roasting right, which is spray paintings

it on your arrows. Did you so good? It's a classic prank we're just mean is possible. There. Aren't you gotta, go. You have historical rose check. It out on Netflix Jeff Roscoe. My last question was seeking question: put an improbable hotel in Vegas next year, whirls, you gonna, be we're gonna, be it the board at the Mirage June, seventh and eighth, and no more go out. The palm springs to Harris so Cow and the more ok, nice, so check embodies on tour right now. Promo code take for the seek purchase, so you can go to Jeff. Ros comedy show loved go to seek put in Provo could take ten dollars off. Are you kidding? You still get money? I love you. Ok, I'm not! All but the people get ten dollars off free beer, that's really cool yankee yeah! I just did that for you. Why it's only time we have done that deal.

Just put a round from my allotted. Yes exactly now, ok, you're running you guys were actual exactly so last question is you have probably the three most absurd, hairstyle small time for bald man, corn rose and the Jew fro? How did you pull all three of those off? I'm not, have we done bro, you got more in the last month, as law lack is long. I'm workin on the character of Hellas at your next year, like the next evolution workers just get Jack. This hell broke your hair out. That does happen. People yeah, I think I've always kind of had the exact same bodies and toes about thirteen that I don't. I don't like it when people get into two good shape. Now, however, are not great for com, and it won't be funny if you just fluctuated like view one like one year, you're like a jack in the next three or four underground it would be good, but I everytime I try to get in shape as communion. I do feel better, but I I am like I could be writing jokes right now why my innocent mongering rammed socks

It is not for me. I never found like at our skinnier change. My career, and I really just makes Rhino Rodney yeah yeah, who worked on it a bathrobe, yet Actually he's a good looking do tat. There are a lot of fun, get no spect, I got one last worshipfully shoot firewood back to Record Donald Trump stopped because say what you want about. No real, quick! You got no genetic I'll get it now. Could trust lip and your agenda? No, I'm not you're, not you not going nowhere. I'm going with this one like say which one about it but he's he basically gets onstage and he roast the other people that he's debating he just like in Seoul some until they equally shrink into like little pile. Have you ever been in time. With anybody. That's like Gemma wants you to write some material for my debate against Donald Trump, and would you you should. I have been asked. I yes, would you dirty I'm not going to say, but I have done that kind of allow ok interest too little operative. Also your mean to play Griffin

he's good front of our eyes. Oh my god, what a legend fuck off were. That's it you're right. I don't really get a beat him yeah, but he beat you in life. That's true solemnly now he has a good friend of our, so we just I just saw the way. It's so rare. I love when an superstar, not just a professional yelling. Per stars like bring it yes, he is exact. Do we roast him whenever we he's ownership is generally happened ten times? Never so fine is actually funny he's very, very not athlete funny, there's athlete funny than theirs. Funding in you mention Shack before I did. Shaq rose a long time ago that ended Smith rose to check, produced and at rehearsal misses the mark of a true champion. This is what I love. When I see this, I was nervous. I don't have the reputation I have now. You know like two thousand one right or to ear, and I said Shack and I have a lot of really over the top jokes for the night is a rehearsal and I never would normally do this, but shack respect.

You know like he flew me out, he's producing this charity event. I go. You know you and Emmett, like I'm sure, seems like you have a great sense of humor shack. But Emmett. Is he going to be okay with cuz I'm going to go in man? I I can't hold back itches eagles man. No one ever asked me to hold back on the court, I'm not going to ask you to hold back a roast and he shook my hand. Look me in the eyes, and I was like man. I love this guy not like was the same way that play a lad, tradition, ass, smack talk but yeah. I also know what I'm kidding in playing and I can take it yes and I'm so fucking good, I'm so fucking good, nothing! Earth yup did he go think Glassware Jeff for us. Thank you. Much thanks. Ruby had plasma YAP issue, thoughtful question, yes, check out historical rose on Netflix, very funny. I haven't watch it, but very funny. Little Mamma. Would you do it's a goat roast? He gets roasted by Bruce Lee and Babe Ruth. Oh, I like that. It's a really cool, Shall I order fans will Toby every Ali roast yeah. I thanks Jeff.

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from Doug got weep. Doug got leave, he went there, he went there not afraid to talk. Godly went after our player r J, Hampton signed with our team, the museum breakers he treated Orgy Hampton agreeing to sign a New Zealand a month ago, and only telling colleges this week about is about as classless as they come. I blame his parents. Call the coaches, Tell him you're decision. They all would have wished him well and moved on what a d be. I'm assuming that's not defences back here as a douche bag, maneuver yeah wow Doug God onwards from Doug- got leave on that one. Yet classless each day, clouds make mistakes, but not not anymore. You owe me thy day now Orgy Hampton, he is dead,

B, will find out in twenty years when orgy grows up. If he has a successful career in the media, getting invited on Coward show once a month right. At that point we can judge whether or not he was classy as an eighteen. This shit is so fucking stupid because every single coach in college athletics pretty much

oh there's a couple guys out there who are not like this, but almost every single coach is climbing the ladder, let it cutting scholarships Ford mortality players recruiting over their scholarship limit. That happens. All the time, though, like hey, ended the bench guy. You lose your scholarship because we found some one else, for they will move on instantly Jimbo Fisher literally quit on fish you because he knew he was going to text Zeno. He didn't tell anyone that all these coaches are looking out for themselves. All these coaches they'll tell you one day. I want to be here for life and the next day their fucking gone, but no an eighteen year old has to tell these colleges. They basically control him because he would have gone the drafting whose lodged with the draft that no I'm actually go play for New Zealand break.

Poor bill self, poor coach K. How will they find another five? Sorry, I think too big take way here is he should also let the journalist snow began. Trousseau like he didn't give us a heads up. He didn't get outta here. You gotta was owner exertion, yet we didn't know until thirty days after he saw yes wash bill self now exactly. Why should that? Well, I d got leave, should know I'm going to make a change in myself. Whenever I make a decision to launch, I'm gonna be ok, Doug, letting you know, I'm having pot belly for lunch. Could you let Chapeau lay beyond Mcdonald's subway all these organizations? because they were all vying for my money and for my business. So yes pass that along to them. Let them know, but then Ardiaeus today now he's doing recruiting forceful sword thing that is done. He offered lamentable ball yet had come to New Zealand broke in the metabolic, just three backs and talk. My people yeah wish us, that's us, so

the mellow astronomy and touch us yeah, that's this league for Australia that that's not a leg. This is illegal one lasting about a gallop. It's not a secret! That dog godly wants to be a college coach like he wanted the Opel Homo State job. What it was available was Lasher the year foreign, he knows how this game is played: college coaches, college basketball, coaches, especially, are like the tightest fraternity out there. When you see like Jim Bay, hums only friend is coach gay like all these guys they get together. They all like you know, get along they'll have each other's back. This is such a shameless move by Doug got leave to basically be like yeah. These players are out of control. Let me in your fraternity, coaches, fuck off the real victim. Here's Kansas basketball. Exactly two: how will they get another star? Never and look I like ours,

gotta go. That's a bucket list item to go, see a game, a Kansas, but when I hate it, when you have like a bunch of people, agreeing with the got leaped at all have Lawrence Kansas in their title in them in their twitter enow title it's like dude you're, just mad, because you Lawson, which I get and again I do not begrudge coaches going up the ladder, but don't fucking tell me an eighteen year old can't do the same thing. Funny little fact. When every see somebody dune had thing where their picking, which had from the college you're gonna, go to her. They don't know where they're going to go until the second they put that had on their higher sums on our legs. Had they couldn't have, let anybody else know about it before that time. Yes, so, like that hand, I can understand what Doug saying it's like its tradition of this country, to make these choices very less. It is so stupid. I find I just can't stand when, like adults are trying to basely control eating your kids into cod, is parents like such a weird fucking wounded, just a weird reared move in luck, obviously on bias

because he's our player, oh yeah, but I think I have a similar reaction, even if someone else, because it's just a crazy move to call an eighteen year old, a douche bag for wanting to make a decision for himself I don't really understand why Doug, if, if it's not further coaching purposes, wide Doug would be very upset about that, Don't you think it's gonna be the only wants ingratiate himself to the coachman fraternity considers dont you everyone else out their coach case. Looking it then he's like that. I got leave. He knows what he's talking or you can do is therefore cannot control if your kid out there just whisperer your choice into J businesses here. So you told somebody here and then he's not going to tell anyone correct correct. By way Brad Cow Party yeah, which put him on the work. He is his honour, it Trance report. I have indicated that we have preliminary interest in bread counterparts as it does for like the swag just arrived

and her next Thursday were hosting doggie sports radio and to say everything is falling into place perfectly between Archie, Hampton and now Brad Cocktail Party going into the treasure portal. It's gonna be the best two hours we ve done on that station avoidance six hours on a station, but it's coming grid best to ah see met. She has seen much yet so this was sent by friend of the programme Rhine Wingfield he's he did a little number crunching as the off season football. So he needs to our you needed to candlelight, get in the game. Little bit had some time ago, recovering from a vasectomy. Hopefully the boys are good Ryan. He put together spreads way. This is of a sector me save metro. This is of a single area, labour metrics. It is so it's either. You should again. In March, or real guys do it now, but there's a Withers waiting lists, prompt, that's true! It's too it's too hot of a thing right now, I'm so he put together a spreadsheet of over under by announcers in the inner fell. Ok, who do you think out of all the major announcing teams

I'm saying the ones that do you know seventeen to twenty five games a year who do you think had the highest percentage of overs Monday night crew know it was Charles Davis and Kevin Burkhardt. You said the let's just say, and this one is over right. You know into every time I had of exactly says I like all. It must happen all the time, only thirty three percent for those guys I've. You go down the list for treatment, sixty percent the time, ok with him and Joe Buck Hangover. Let's see what else we have here for sea the worst one is how Michael's encrusted with that's by far the worst one Kevin Harlan Rich gain, and only the over thirty five percent of the time. So if you look and make money on the other, over. He adds little might lie that yeah communist added that out Hankow says it's a mine fought because you lived here I'll Michael's just say, and this one is over.

You know into every time you have the time. He says that you, like God, must happen all the time, only thirty, three percent for those guys, if you go down the list for Troy, Aikman, sixty percent of the time, okay with him and Joe Buck, and it's really over. Let's see what else we have here for two, the worst one is Al Michaels and Cris That's by far the worst one, Kevin Harlan Rich gain, and only the over thirty five percent of the time. So if you look and make money the over Gophers Ambrose Increase Carter, Kevin Burghardt. I was just because the main bulls, Jim Nansen, Tony Roma, would you think about them. I don't know fifty three percent, only thirty five percent time damn. I was right with the numbers yeah just reversed, We re in a completely wrong will figures real drawn by exactly right, yeah, the money now booth, only forty three percent, the time. Oh, it's your betters on Sunday, but now that burgers up in the booth that could all shades of generic switches they're good,

change so yeah. That's it got me going everything about football. How far back years ago, it just the season Utes justices up like his the work notices. Our goal is the story girl, but I thought I was like a ten year. Seventy sunrise he's here it would have to get like seven per second. Well, you know if you have, if you have to get another respect me next person gave a sect me, do two thousand. Seventy endless keep goin back and back and back let's get tenure sample size them will compile at all. Someone set up a Google spreadsheet where we can pull it off. Thank you behind. That's I mean that's a hilarious way to sector it s like fuck arms, gotta, dig deep into the zone. Does it when we can't nut, we just start doing math right right, cuz, it's the most distracted takes up all our time. Oh I had a quick TIM Tebow update. Oh you got struck out by a positional player. Okay, I don't care, like I said I don't care bring them up. Sometimes you have to listen

Gas via puts positional player, do CS, Uber rises level competition, so that it does not surprise me that he would strike out against a bad pitcher last that we had a bad visual for Scotty Pippen, cosy suing a five year old gets tough luck, but I read it and I actually agree with him. So essentially he he has a property in Florida he rented it out. The people trash the house and part of the trashing of the house with someone took crayons to all the walls, and it was most likely

I've, you're old, so boom you'll get sued. I like to think twice before you that you'll never learn don't get sued by Scotty Pepper. Yet no no tipping Pippin come on you, but you better get that five year old and eat. I want to see like that five year old, understand that you never like those yet yea, fuckin, better, believe. Ok, let's get a five year old understand! Yes, hatless see her handwriting. What's with matter handwriting up against the show me on the house where the grand touch the warrior, exactly just go, do it and I will match Emma yeah Scotty Pippen? I will you don't get rich by not soon five year olds, correct you mean you have to sue ever save every penny. I hoped to someday be at a point where I can just start suing everyone. I would like to see Riley Curry, for not showing up in this post season. Media, I degree at a great is very modest honor. If this is your first part of my take, you probably think I'm a pretty big axe to grind Riley curry. The number times are brought her up I also say you're right. I do you're absolutely right. I don't like the fact that she goes out thereafter win and she gets to you. She gets a hot dog in Poland

and then in battle the cute after law. She doesn't have to answer for a poor performance zone. Nope she's. Nowhere to be found. Probably sleep passed her bed tat, oh convenient that the game start at ten thirty, and I hear she's cries. I can't believe they circulate Newfoundland insert a ten year. I'd Hake Ethic, useless finish up episode, five hundred. What that would? Do you hear that noise, the bowling alley, we're material Ngos Subway, but the subways not near here. Oh yes, it is, Where are they may have set an example by guess who happily was built the studio on top of this operation? Stew, somewhat operational, subway supply of tee? How many times have you cut your hair? Cynthia showed Dubuque zero? Woe not even a trim. Nor have I had about a traumatic uptown trees. Fine, I still consider myself not a native long hair person could have only had loan here for the last six years. Seven years but

I did grow up having long hair, so I don't know how to deal with it sometimes, and then I think a couple inches is not like a cut once it gets down to the fourth nipple. That's when it's time to trim the split ends off a little bit. It's a good piss, a good way to measuring tape. I've always wondered this. Where are you guys on the corporate ladder of partial? Are you guys in charge of different parties The work that parliament works were working hours every episode. Yet you'd we make all the fuckin big heavy hitter decision. We're working under the carpet butter holding a black cat stepping on a broken mere. Ah here is a good example of what we do and do not know we hired someone. Today we didn't know till Dave, tweeted yeah.

That's just out I'll go. We found out what everyone else did I, I would say not really I mean we work on the things you work on put in terms of corporate meetings. Aren't I went when we first got bought by turning day like had me, Kevin mean having go out there. Covenant I Kevin, I Kevin and I go out to allay to meet them and we're like barely gay. You get like you know. This is just as much by use. It is about David Irving, announcing it was like three years ago most went on. I don't get a text or anything from them ever yeah. The biggest corporate decision I make is which wing placed order from the air was their particular shower, but can t of tea hadn't major beef going into it? What were you to fighting about? I don't think so. Now we really have major beef now, there's linked. I think it's more what happen

is theirs times of tension, just of like tired or being together for a very long time most the beef you hear plays out in the show. Yeah. True put it like. I don't want to eat. Poop yea said they had to boot. Boyd man to go. You buried, poop, ok, alley poop! I care, remember tat. We ve ever gonna like a big fight, it's more literally like you can tell when we have been working like too much and there's just it's like frayed tension. It's like that for the hairs gone at the Fort nipple time to Canada, the biggest we ve got some fights about really stupid shit like Shall we get a full squat rack in the studio? No, that would know that hake for us there on that yeah. That was me some air that always sucks for Hank when it just mean Pfc like Shopping, but he's usually right. Always dimples earned let's get a convertible on this trip. That's what we finally be heard us Europeans to use

get a two cedar. Four p onest convertible shit. Again it is the p empty crew Iphone guys or does one of you fuck up the group messages with no never fuck up the group presidents Never, although wherever we phone guy, I saw our friend Mark Titus tweeting about that take his. He isn't an android user. If Fox me up, everyone knows one or two hundred usage in their life, but he said he had a good point that he doesn't get included in group messages which is actually awesomeness, because what happens when you're a group message, is you That is something where you get out of a movie or you get out of like doing something. You look at your phone there's fifty text message you think the world's on fire and its two dude debating something stupid back and forth in a group tax but what we all are Iphone Gaza, we rock the Iphone. I need a new one by the way the sullen remind me. Maybe he's gonna case fuck, you did, you think Steve Jobs,

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