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and holy shit. Was that an incredible? U s open. I have com p s, t where I can now say that was awesome we can also talk about wills outsource, but that was awesome golf. It was great to back down. Was incredible, he's a funny little nugget. I know that you allow people author, like hey, you guys, are real dimple heads, you guys aren't do part perverse, but guess what we are and a lot of, but forget that methods, Patrick one the two thousand thirteen amateur he did? U s. Amateur you did have been ship at brook lie at the country. People talk, I haven't heard anyone talk about that. No one talks about that, the so yet why we he had all pity and I had a lot of money on wheels outdoors I actually afterwards said that wills outdoors has to figure is putting. I some nerds, not true. Dimple heads be like bro. Actually, he had stood Gained of like two point or something on the tournament with his potter, I

strokes gained by vibes. He missed a big pot. Ah, Here, I would say he lost somewhere around fifty thousand dollars worth of strokes gained for me. Persons are you. He definitely lost upper forefinger. For me, that's just my leg: Diana lit eyes. I was very angry with wills. Our resources put again if you want to go off, bought vibes I'll, give you another and other data point four. Odds being off, he had that one short put that he made where he did at double clutch going back for yeah, they showed they were like. He thought he has a pump fake in his heart yeah. They actually went and did like an illness greater on how bad a maid putting yeah. So, yes, it a worse made part of the of the seas in, and I am now financially and emotionally attached wills outsource to a level that I will bear him significantly. for every major until he wins one and if he just becomes one of those guys it never winds one. Well, my kids.

Well like chill yeah yeah right. So I am in the same boat as you. I also bet autumn at the pda and I say I I screwed that one up big time. I love the guy this one. I thought that we had. I thought we had it made in the shade once once the wheels started to come out for schaeffler, I was like whoa fitzpatrick's gonna beat him, so I was writing hard for we are, which is caddies aim billy foster. Yes, I once I barely five, where the billy foster of betting on wheels around correct and I so a legacy of calm down, and I actually the more learn about Fitzpatrick. I like him, but in future he remedial immediately after I wrote down a couple notes about this tournament and fitzpatrick that, like with you. This is again. This is past big cats. I don't even Evolved ass, a human being in the last two hours. This was your pre. Woke periods is my previous period, while from the good in this this this first notice good that I've woken up not to be in a phobic bought

the. U s. Open should be one by an american joe as far as I'm concerned, novels outsourcing the champ, it's not the open right is the? U S! All right open is what like next on tat the old course array andrews right yeah. What is it. Why forty, so that's one that he's more than even when I won't do us, probably, is encore. I you wanna bet wills outsource, but if he doesn't wyndham, I know what I look like. I will? We got into trying to build an american on european soil that was stoop it's it's called the old course. I'm wondering how old that is. Has a british people? European people have completely different sense of what oldest us like to us. Something old is like pre war promptly. to them there like what which war, where the roses yet out of all the fact that they call this place. The country club, that's how it is like a higher stay universe like that I'd. So that was the first note, the second one not to

teeth. Shame, but I dont think you should build a window. You s open with braces. he was wearing braces. He adds yet his aligning is braces. The old raised- and I am happy that he's getting his teeth. It's like I listen again, not shame, but this is is two hours ago. Big cadis pass big out of evolved from this to ache, but in the moment to take was this is balls it take his trophy away, see either the braces off his mouth on, eighteenth green and he could have the trophy or the trophy wing, David wills outdoors. In me, the money don't need you don't need braces. If A budget line errand he just when the? U s open, JANET you? You just knock em all out, yet I just get all veneering pollyanna people thy love when people get veneered and it's like dirges bright, bright white, no, it won't yeah yeah. I notice. I didn't smile that much less. Probably why? Then? Yes, sir, again, I'm happy gave me this. Is this pass bay countenance last? One is actually real. Take that fucking fifteen all was bullshit. He

it's one that misses the fair way by like thirty feet will hits one the hits affair waited than rules into like the deepest grass ever. It was in, like the first cut of the rough, It was several deeper than anything. It was skating on top of the grass and then the place. Then settled was the only deep part of that raw and then fitzpatrick totally, mrs his shot and lands on a trampled down area from, The gallery, I think, is what you call must we. De the patrons the patrons in the gallery? Had trampled it down, so he a perfect lie. Then what was it as the two two stroke whole because it because he ends up getting a birdie and we'll get some okey, and that was it. My way out was the champion. I was complain before you go to the officers complain above her like fifteen minutes and and what we're doing right now. Is this a new segment of our show? It's when you when you get beaten badly in that region is called. That was a fucking great bet, initiative count. Corrupt and factors should be something you should be an option. Talk to the higher up spent about

there should be an option where You know you get the cash out they even take before it's over. If you don't take the cash and you lose by him missing a put by an inch. To guide braces to guide braces you should get, but like a dollar via on cash out, you should be able to catch up afterwards. ok, that was a good fuckin back right right here on the right side, pacifically, but are its. that was that was that was that was right after I was very mad now that I've read more about fitzpatrick seems like a very good dude once western. So that's a big ten title. I will be claiming that an The story you mentioned, but billy foster. His caddy is one of the key stories in sports because he has been a caddy for Forty years he's carried like all these credible, incredible guises. He was on tyre woods bag, for, I think one or two tournaments He was on the boughs stereos he's having savvy bite by several simple at par ziad spaniard. I knew that part

He was on sergio garcia, sergio garcia thea daring, clark, thomas bjorn, and then he was on Lee westwards for a decade, we westwood. If you are dimple had like us, is one of light poster child for almost there like. I always a bridesmaid lloyd's had its him and sir here and not hopefully, not wills. Al turk, terrorists, but We westwood in the ten years that they did billy fossil on his bag. in majors, he had thirteen top tens six times you finish. Third, three times, you finish. Second, that's heartbreak! After heartbreak, after her, break it. I was thinking about it like your golfer and you are all you know, the bridesmaid, never the bride, it obviously very, very painful, but this guy, been carrying for forty years, he's lived like three gulf like careers in forty years, and he has

in and if you're a caddy I feel like that's out almost worse, you're the one who has to give those laws. Decisions and in an giving him like Oh hey! Here's! What you want to use here and now. let's go home and sit in be like I didn't hit the club, but I was one who helped them down eat away. He's the buffalo bill of caddy yeah until dynamics of bills are gonna win the superbowl extra yeah, but his yet you mean, like a date, is all the small stuff that goes along right that, like you can blame on your cat. You can blame one stroke per round your caddy easily right he's gonna do a that is awesome, seem went when, after after eyes, outsource, miss that part on eighteen and he goes up to the flag any he takes the flag kisses? He smells at first. He goes up you crying he's got tears ends up. He smells it gets a good with then he kisses it then he takes the flag out of the hole, and he said unscrew, the top? I thought for a second that maybe the flag had a shot of fireball because it looks like you is opened up.

Varied money and yeah, but he was he unscrewed, the top of it and then I guess, who's going to remove the flag, and that was going to be his for the rest of his life to keep as like as his particular if you from that was awesome, I've never seen I've never seen will owe a major where the player duplicated he was like more emotional than the play. Maxie amis caddy, where he bowed to a guy said he bowed to accustom, is true but like it was crazy to see the emotion coming out of billy posture. Wasn't even it was cheers he was just were led like it look like it just washed over him everything just sitting there like he's a great golfer whose probably be around forever, probably have a bunch of Things any the caddy who has sat there. forty years have eat away too, because I really do think like being a cat being that close has to be, in a weird way, more painful than being the player, because the player is now only rich, but they they make. shot so they can live with it.

Caddy doesn't make the shot. The caddy just helps with the shot and, if you're fuckin, what I say three times second place six times third place: dowagers fucking kill you yeah, it's gotta, be like one or two yeah clubs like shots that he is I well. Maybe I should at home some items wainwright at really and lower green reed or something oh, my god kill you, so I'm happy for him, I'm happy for its. That is, it is like he seems like a very good. Do I'm happy for a second family here in the? U s, yes, the same family that he stayed with. People forget that he wanted to know, thirteen? Did he stayed with that same family this week and they were greens either watching him, and I kept going back and forth like you feel good if you're, the actual some of that family and your adopted son, comes out in wednesday when, u s open, because then you like what the fuck of ivory, I'm not even on programme favorites my family, even though I grew up here rush hour, But at the same time you like that's, that's pretty cool that, like

out of a step rather say your brother. You are my brother. You are my brother, one that you are so yeah it was. It was cool, seeing that family out their local, arrogant or yet do comment. Is he a city I need a boston ruling is if its inadequacy of fit in is the englishman. You like I said, I was very out very heated in the moment, because even last but by willy Z, I know it's gonna sock and their software. What is happening here is so like I knew that he was going to miss it, and I just I just is he's, got a message and then the way he missiles cod fucking game. You know what we though we got, we got an iconic shot out of it. We got a shot that I remember the shot from the bunker on eighteen thousand, incredible, incredible approach that is better yeah. It was iconic that was,

Incredibly, I think it's iconic I mean that was like the one. I think they do that effort from the bunker yeah I got it. I think that they have to name the bunker after because it was one of those things to and eighteenth when he hit it off. T box there like yeah the we place you can hit. It is where he hid, it yeah hit an awful t shot, and then this have bunker left the only the are the only ways I bomb right there. I also had the added it was my sons, birthday and we had some family for is for the birthday, and I had to give like a speech right around hole, team. Whereas, like listen, everyone in my household I have a lot of money on wheels outdoor, so we need everyone to lock it all hands and then to have that have witnessed guardian. also ruined everything grandfathers day room. My sons were just a little statistic here for you guys. I don't have a lot of people caught up on this, but max homer and brooks captcha. Both beat price into shambles, so isn't that interest you don't have to

to run, the tiger use have around the guy next year that dork, that does steroids years. They did Matt slammed too getting back on and made the cot ifor voyagers accurate, major incredible? I was there on fraud. I was among the people walking around. I got to follow brooks in during his. Acknowledging that I fall max's person the morning max in the afternoon, max, was absolutely battling battling for the cut. Sod flames club down, he was pissed off and then brooks so Hey it's like there's a lot of aid everywhere there. What enable mother rough at high recognize you sorry to max actors. I was looking for you, but I didn't really like the wheel. on one. Basically, he he out drove us we're in a spot where work, oh everyone! What are they for ten groups everyone the crazy parlor goblet. No, or what the sizes all these garter within ten or twenty yards of each other on the drive and max had the farthest one farthest away: damn

but obviously there's a lot ada, because they are our peoples and high. But it's obviously it there's a older crowd, but a great grandfathers business, guys like people that probably don't really know what podcast part of my take our guys entertaining clients, yeah and brooks we're VON Brooks round. He had a good sized cry when he is with us. Scottish upward came psmith end and so many people yell blake. Like every single shot. It's like blake energy, hit me that this month at every turn minute every tournaments. There is definitely like an old guy there. That's like looking around saying. Why are they saying geike so convey his name is brooks in someone at some level has to explain in that its cracks me up like obviously, you know how big the show but when you see the real world examples of yeah yeah. So much I remind you that that the whole blake thing is a lot of deep, lower young heart, my dear did you wear a glove and spice nowhere got all I did. I did where nice rollback terrorism in a shirt damp like. If you go to the us open, like you, got to work love just in case, they are like hey you want to want to.

My favorite people in the world are the doors that sprint to shots like after they land in the rough, and you have like at one point for the final pairing thereupon, like six hundred adult men now, sprinting around a fair away like shoving people, either way to bar to get closer to the ball. I also love the little the guys who work for the usda believe and they have a little red flags and, like you, it just a terrible shot. They just over, and so my colleague just stick it right. Next to your baltimore, oh here it is well it's all the way down. I was thinking of us ahead of the rough though that was crazy is like the first cut is, is the balls got right? I was I was thinking. The leg is that at every single may, like major event, do, they have someone whose job it is to help people find their balls yeah. I think so. To me? That's cheating not the way the gulf is meant to be played. As a gulf purist myself, there Finally, I lost upwards of twenty five.

Balls yet, and I got here and I didn't have somebody that was out there trying to help me alibi. Maybe I would a broken part two. If I had somebody, I was Tom, we're all my balls once it's a fair point in it. Some yemen, the course gotta gotta trophy that also cardiac me up watching video of the ground screw, we gotta trophy we're the gas what you're gonna get over. It goes to the course yeah. They handed it to him so that he can thank you to the competitiveness of course. Job well done like a very tough tournament, the video of the grounds grew like pump like getting pumped up before the final round was so funding, of course, had to walk out sharing is like a box or getting neither reticent have you as I yea ground crew

regular magical. Only major is the EU s open where they have outside crew comes in and sets out the course the majors. How can we make it harder? Yes, you, like seal team, six, that air shoots in, like it's their job, to really fucked displace up dialogue. Someone in the crowd told me that, if that's wrong, that's where I love them at the other. Now that's let's go with the guy, some guys. Like then, these grants came like a lot of things. Are the gravity of the club is no, you said: anemometer calamities, Labelling of grass comes the grass didn't grow overnight. the rasper zero they ve been workin on that grass for a long time. I feel like that to the ground keepers out the course they spend months and months and months putting inlet behind the scenes inherited were torn off. When they can, they get a plant, the shit I had a time and then parties grubber thanks to prolong again the usda gets to come into this year. They come in there like ok, we're going to wear your shave like half an inch off this rotten. You guys are good to go, but who is awesome? Europe shipping up to boston for the course like, let's blood spots in the end, the arm

some of those shots when it would just it would hit upon on the green and it will just role for fifty yards. I thought was mine. I don't quit from from being in person. Is that putting is impossible? They were tapping pots and if it miss the whole would miss by ten feet. Ground aren't there was one point where I think we shall have separate. We hit a shot backwards. The challenges on an old back there with the thing leg was scottish shuffler when I'm watching in play I just assume that he's gonna whole out from the fair way, every time he's so fucking, good, ok, it is the number one off from the world for a reason, but he wasn't one. I was really concerned about overtaking will and I and winning another major cosette duties of fucking monster? It also is one of those weekends. Where the live, torn all the talk about it and obviously you have to talk about it, but reminded you like this You have the majors. the majors are just incredible: they always there's drama. You know, people the casual? Not us, we too

every week and no matter what, casualties, all short for the majors, and it did not disappoint that was like high speed. drama there didn't go our way and I'll be replaying that for a long time we can have with the kids called tour sauce man big time Huge tour saves time, tour, sauce, ok, stories for this region. That was your billy foster. I am happy for latin america. I actually want to get him on the shoulder, and I like it. I, like math Fitzpatrick up put, I put it all side as much as I hated him for a moment. Their wills source gotta, make that pot and also got to not get screwed. fifteen tall where he is, better shot and Fitzpatrick and somehow got penalised, Those outsource is still really young and when you that awesome fine around at the masters a couple years ago that was Ok, this guy, he might be the next one up. It's great. he's been in second place couple times at what point is there? from a problem? Because, right now, I'm still looking at it from the optimistic One of you which is like

He's really good to finish second place, but if he doesn't like one more time No, you said, if you think offers have like three or four your windows, and also I liked it. He grew the beard out. I think that makes them look a little older, color hair cut the hair he he needs to be put on, like maybe thirty pounds Nothing, I'm just gonna live, doesn't matter. I think I'm gonna just add to my bed every major until I'm, like at some point if he just never. Winds like like in fifteen years from out like more than help make that's a blackjacks random revert. Syria. Have you double down every time you can never lose. My just I ease I am forever tied with him. Music basing my new fifty fifty raffle, I'm just going down with the ship, but he I think we have our day. I really do think while our day and one piece with this was a good fuckin back. I got him forty one to one. It was It was a great, but it was the correct that it was for. It is great that I other stories sailing. final, the lightning might be in trouble. You think

does it was. There was a ship pumping that was never even close to being close. Tat was significant shit pumping and I dont I still feel like the lightning will make us a series but wholly fought to loose. Seventy nothing. I don't know, I mean that really happen in the silver cup final surrounds jaguar score, who that is that was Also, we had a great moment, scab peltry. to put it in. I could not agree more when the whole crowd racing in unison, blink one. Eighty two as you pointed out like we as americans, have missed like. Why did we miss The singing as a crowd phenomenon bits. sports events, because it is saint chills, no matter what would you say they were all small things together, but it was all I had seen the clip. Everyone was singing in unison and it was like you can pick any song, it's what you does so well lead young soccer stadiums sing, songs altogether it just like

pumps and chills down your spine so when they did that point that out again you're absolutely right like. Why did we miss the boat We need more sick. instead, it will so we do. We have one song that we sing in its well known still my bad first, we care yeah people saying that sometimes who let the dogs out, no the other seven nation army, but they don't see the actual words the issue the end. Now big, but Alice you doing neck at that is What else you things back? That's the guy This thing doha. We came pretty close a couple years ago with Obama yeah, fuck, shit yeah yeah, like you, remember it fundraising, in crowds now was lit. That was it. It is one thing in crowds, so we

to bring that up before the british do well because they have their oasis, which is a natural single ban in the killers they ve adopted. Yet that's fucked up. They took the killers lieutenant killer, not they're, not from Nottingham there from las vegas nevada rights. That should be our ban that using mister Briggs correct. So we did. We need to start doing that. More crowds eat like Do you get it for the water dogs who lost again oda? official water dogs, anthem. This is just waste by the saw you impaired, loser baby. Oh, why? Don't you kill me jack song Oh now, now Oh now, there's a good luck: back at every one dogs, roosting re sock, sock, Jake, can we face off best uniforms and anymore, so I mean those those purple uniform either we were like did us up purple. It's fuckin laugh people are calling for their conduct the otter, her dogs

w ride a friend, it's a battle for last place. Owen three k also in three watered on whose on the call my ricardo, either you're doing this week, and I am a ladder, is outright sire. They play fraga who saturn I'm doing fan out, so you don't have to do rugs cannons versus chrome and an arch verses, Alice s glance at six p m in a forty five pm eastern are allowed to give pics on these games. Are you let her be three we're gonna pick that game there, okay, but feel free to anything. It's the com chrome. Through now they started. There were two and seven last year, do not make play off now to three other steer our rights of way. What is it? What's? The first match up, chrome cannons thumbs up for chrome, thumbs down for cannons, aren't adjusted. Comes up so that the crowd I wish it lacks highlighted. What's in exile, archers Alice, arches atlas, archers thumbs up atlas, o atlas. Ok, see, went thumbs down for out and you begin to nice. You can't be like, if feel free, to tune, and if you want,

come on excel low last year, because we will all core we had. No, no will wilbur can find you in murder. You if you want to refer to an end he's gonna help you jake dominant, not people, tuna Jake will shows cock a folded. It he's watching for the two former plus will be a full german minister of the peacock s, ten plus six pm saturday. what, if it got more, what would you do if I got more viewers and the superbowl would you each year the color, analyse bundle Can I learned about yours, I'm concerned about having a good broad concerned about us. Along getting this bit. It haven't you not beyond the broadcasts. No, honestly, if you dont tuning, we will kill, you know we will we ate Jake, won't you won't have a they do in the main. Been cat was show up at your door and we will stab. You will do it. It will be a great story. Then we will basically have this pact has become a cereal.

I guess we'll try to solve the murders that week made it, how about that for a wrinkle Jacob adopted the entire time. Ok, others other sorcerers, oh I did want to just? How can we justify clean up on the NBA finals, how we feel an egg after weekend dream on was honest, troll shit, which cheek He gets to do that like he gets too he I think is tweet today was like getting ready for the game. Seventy mba finals lock in your plighted Dave tweet. He ear he ate, which was like. That is just a man in the arena thing where and I actually talking about dave, not remind who actually in the arena but like when you in the middle of a big series are big game, you have to talk shit if your fan and when poorly. You got it egg on your face, yeah. I mean I know, that's why I don't really hate dream on, or the warriors like thinking back obviously was a battle, but even watching them

watching how you interact with the players and self being so close. It was cool. You could just tell like how much of an impact he had on the team just as a leader and stuff. And obviously, when you in job interview, you deserve the right to glow and do it every once. I have no problem with that. Is what it is when you, when is made, games subjects are two winds away from winning the championship. If there the change of air borne a column on the best means of all time, gray on core jail, dodges, tatum ftp, but they laws dynasty and now everyone is just slandering like there's so much slanderers. If there are terrible tee and wills outrage in better to be their J, tatum zaka jail or are you getting? Are you getting people doing the lay mickey lu, lu fraud? Were there? people are either they're doing there doing all that in that as part of their that's. What happens when you get the forerunner of the big stage, but but to interview wanted the lids lad. I mean just its makes it a much longer off season, but I'm excited attacked their super young they're gonna be back. We should we should interview one of those guys who's. Who has the

always tight doubt right away under its somebody that that comes up with the initial tweet and then everybody on yes copy and paste rafi passes, so they just reply they ve alert, set up for Adam chapter, contagious, immediately, replied and I'd like to just like talk to her husband. I like what do you do data? I will do the same time. People than I briefly became for a second when defending Carson, which you become. Ella may o o o o o guy right. Those guys yeah, He's ended all with like the crying face. I obviously elamite, everything's funny yak zirk, that dead I have actually seen in three months replies to their opinion about part. The warriors that's just what we do online now. Oh yeah two thousand feet. inquiry in camp I've got her two thousand seventeen. You had to have katy two thousand eighteen, leubronn had no one to thousand I too, you played, no John moran, only luca bomb celtics,

I feel like to sell to ever championships champing. I beg you recollect tat slide, though, because people are saying that to get on your skin right now, but the celtics third He'll, be fine, I'll, be a good team unity, You can obviously like bank on getting back to the final by adhering to have your pride and opposition he's in like stevens yeah. What you mean he is now going to be able to help the team get better keep area through the front off. What are you? I was one day I forgot to say, which is cool and part of the surreal experience was danny ainge like danny craft and growls backward or walk by lives, any age whose areas where subjects are too nuclear dossier is something came up. The day was, I got up, example balikh. They all they'll walked by an all like you know, came over and shook hands and suffered. Achieving we that's insane if the if any age, even like one age walked away in the day was like tat was was crazy here to emphasise that one would any age of god on the trophy celebration!

probably not all the celebration of the youngest. I mean you know he built the dream like he deserves credit he would have. I don't. I don't think he would emitted about himself and the huge us their support is like you always want to discuss it. You re good, any ash. Momentum, hackers he's a guy who's, always like No. What we were out where the second option Katy told us, as we are the second once he was gonna choose. If you didn't you That's incentives he's getting another one of those rare, an odyssey. Our horror at the one words like is he gonna be able to play at that level again who is probably not bud, go. I do think there in good hands. You know figure out the little problems and what they can do to make the team better, but it it's not drastic. And you don't need to be made, gimme me a quick, a quick on the foster like who you in and out on right now, like jason, tell him how you feel great great. yeah. You know the moment. Still algeria- and I say this great- the moment- was too big for does he have dog enough yet ok jail in brown. Yes, just hassler drivel yeah! That's that's a great! That's a perfect! Like offices

and thing get me. Gotta get affects one party or game dribble, not just going to learn how to turn left his issue to tougher clutching at the rim who who's got or darjeeling browner jason tat. They might be children there, Marcus smart here will margin work on all the dog. I think they have equal dorothy, gale and jason taller, I don't think they have equal dog is just taller than you can have a little bit faster. Ok, if they ve got equal dog and mark as smart as all dog, is that too many dogs? Ok, gotta have dogs? How orford, I feel, it will begin the stay healthy in and keep that found. A youth going Eric white neck, Oh your mouth, and even after he had a kid if they had another, if if he could shoot better like if they could find someone that could do what he does, but also maybe should have better one out an ice paint. Pritchard p

Israel, pervert? Shooting, I think he's I like him. He's got that dog as a perfect off season thing here. We're gonna shoot the grant Williams. As you may know, that their just gotta have their role players and that's not the gm. I trust brad, it's like it's like. If he is. If they made moves, I don't think they make moves for jailer Jason, but it's like they got rid of greatly introduce wider whenever, like out assume, they knew what they were doing. Who'd you take right now for jane. the broad kevin durrant Kevin. Imagine if they didn't exiting inquiry great williams abroad, see businesslike saw gcse grant. We look you're season. yet that one good at aiming to play off in an ivory robber Williams, that's gonna, be high dog he's he's the ultimate talk get em healthy here, get em out work on that, get him out to be the warriors, like a we, which about friday, I dont every time I see anything was statham. I might describe this guy's awesome

like these is awesome and he serves to be in this conversation out where I don't like what is done to the sport, a basketball, but I like him, yeah. Well, it's actually not his because everyone just trying to be him, but no one is right here. I guess I'm saying through no fault of his own right he's just his all the ricky out there that doesn't grow? If I this way who I like the static? Why every kid that doesn't grow is like you know what I'm just gonna you from half course. Jackson unleashes raf court because I'm six put three yeah, that's that's! I'm gonna make em, maybe next F, curry and fun fact: noble next year, because also one fact his game is so much more than just shooting three yeah that people elected he's got like incredible conditioning found any results, but non stop. The guy keeps running. Nonstop is is great at boy handling. Is a good passer aching score pretty much

from anywhere like his his two point, he's gotten way better at his. You know, floater game finishing at the rim. All those things add up what was it You guys always say how easy it is to be a boston fan and act. Like you know, my less hard I'm through. in four in championships, I've been out in person, goddamn hank that socks out his burden of only one three titles in person. We lost four what a wash for these negative one. I don't know you you ve lost your negative, want ever less minors yeah eagles game, seven bruins this warriors game and the three in two minutes, whatever the fuck well. I'm sorry is Boston most seconds you lost your most of her sport city in america Yeah, just like you guys I'll always like to look at the positive and sometimes you've got to realize like this, this shit ain't easy being hell. No, it's true facts, not easy. Being a tough man, we learned I'd rather be like you guys, sports, don't even joke about that. Don't even joke about that hatred! eggs like a fuckin

While he is an executive, but he is like it, like a wall street executives like I just wish, will some day. I could just work construction. Just like these simple life. Next, it will be nice, not have all this money that you know the axis. I have to pay on us. Sorry anja, I'm, dr into my estate. Unlike wouldn't it be nice powers, just you know The delivering packages for amazon lobbied, ideally change formula. My favorite caviar, barely even eat. The stuff you can just go, get a cheeseburger mcdonald's hanging. You know the difference, you know changed it, I'm one uno lifetime in games, attended to see championships. I plus minuses higher than yours. is wash again winter, that yearly than in Boston is a bigger rather than you district jam and say. The fact that exists of that, alas thing before we attach equal to ursa, whose back deepening and skip are beating they love each other. So much

This is all shaping up to join. It gives backstory give up I'll give little backstory Stephen Psmith went on judge erratic and tommy authors podcast, and he said tommy alternative digitized gives me tommy engages, tommy, also podcast featuring judge, I regret and give the back story. How things went down at first. Take because allowed people don't understand the complicated relationship behind skip bills. stephen a skip bayless, used to be like full time on cold pizza, which was the morning show on yes in two and they would have Segment of it that was called, I think, was and ten which later became first take. It was just skipper, debating a routine cast dummies that he would annihilate wiped off the face of the earth and then steve basement. apple into the mix, as one of people would debate. Then lightning bottle. He was clearly the best person that was facing off again skip and then if asked, even a smith, hey, I need you to be my guy that I debate against, because you're them

the brings in ratings. We need like what we have right here, especially in the parking lot parking lot, headed, adolescent girls, eating and then oz, dvd Psmith agreed. They made me jack on first take for many years, and they had a messy divorce? Now they truly love each other, but they're just the dewy sleepless in seattle at the other side of the continent right now eventually they'll get back together. I actually think that they're going to get back together. when the bron James retires, when he finally hangs out for good they should do. A reunion episode to debate is likely to be paper view three hours of Stephen Psmith verse. bayliss nonstop here just go print money ends. So then get Bayliss starts to debate what c smith, said because us His only natural reaction to hearing stephen a smith talk is a I'm going to debate it in a very dramatic podcast reading, where he was just yeah. He kept on showing how absurd, He was skipped on call my brother, Stephen, you do this to my staff, and yet he was gone very emotional about it was saying stephen.

It is telling some of the truth. I did talk too many times what we had was incredible, but it wasn't begging, stephen to stick around right and then there are the people he s been over saying. Yes, you did beg stephen S, men it's. It's also funny because, like this theirs, fucking in love with each other. They don't even realize it yet and they did all the dead. That's what makes magic. The two other win win stephen! I will skip debating again shannon. You know that he's secretly talking about Stephen S, correct like it. point he's gonna accidently, say Stephen S, miss nor I rose debating shannon but I just need to them back together. I did the people that didn't up watching them on television. You miss truly special yeah, you did it They also Stephen, is gonna, get like he's in this tricky spot now. Were you know why up against mad dog, that's entertaining, but now is going up against the younger generation that just do not buying in, like you a and c Jim com

this rating, stephen, a smith. Pardon me like I like it when those clips go viral causes funny to watch like just matter of factly dice upstream smith, but I also want to grab both them dude play along once yeah. I didn't realize what he's doing they dont understand that taking their light there there looking at this, like into serious conversation and their rightfully offended by some thin or access to saying about basketball players, and, like a normal person, be like that's insane what you're saying, but they dont, stand a magic in the theatrical of tv. Yet it's like arm This will be a great analogy. People will love, I'm sure when world war one happened, Everybody was used to like fighting wars on horses bright and sought to starve it they just like charged at each other. And then I go, we gotta machine gun would just shoot all of you right now right, that's what it's like Stevie smith, is on his steed charging down a judge erratic asia. I can easily Yeah. I can easily to flush the argument, but it's it's

compared to the way that they used to be, and I actually think if we're tiger who won the divorce, I think I think so did. I think, shannon is way better than ok, I'm playing that tugging lacking. Yet it is actually pretty good at it. Yes, but right now, stephen is going up against a mix of mad dog, which is the best he's. The best that's right. And then J J, just annihilates right with time and then max kellerman. Just basically pull this passed on been wilbur and inch engine, and also plays the role of white diehard Leubronn yet, which is great purpose yet lay shannon yeah I'll have once give cause emulation and I've been listening to way too much of that body. Shannon, ok, let's do whose back whose brought you by our friends, its grill skills. digital wall for gamblers because it was built for gambler, sophisticated gamblers use it to manage their bank role with playing games like poker betting on their favorite sports. They manage their bankroll using the wallet which allows

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a couple my first one is reality shows I think, you're going to talk about the one on I'm thinking of and I'm so excited for you. I think it's about a reality show for this company the one you're thing yeah yeah I was I'm using battled. I can't wait to watch new season. I gotta find out which one eye I saw a promo for it was like sixteen flights and like a minute nose like a fuckin in ah, but we are doing a reality show in barcelona this week, big cat, his his daily youtube, show the yak. It's basically prison thing presented by the acme of nine hundred and forty eight future employs a parcel they'll be going through four days of trials and tribulations at the end of the week, there'll be one winter, and that personal me, given a when your car the partial so there be. The yak is everyday. I one clock on the yacu to channel and then at night there will be a prime time show where they will you, you can watch basically see what they did during the day and then they'll be the elimination ceremony so

that's happening all week, nature tuna, we say, there's more trials or tribulations. I dont what our own citizens will be both it's gotta, be greater. Someone is literally gonna, be, are coworker after thursday they're getting a job of bar stool and its aids there's a lot of different fun. Things were going to do with all the can since whittled down day by day I know where you could watch like a show where you have twelve people to start on Monday morning and you're gonna one by thursday night. Like you, it's like a binge watch in real life and in real time one of the contestants is not able to fly to the taping he had to drive because he's on some sort of a list could be true turnover, Tuna- and I was talking- I was referring to. baddies, south. I don't know we are not accuse network. I saw tat. I was a bunk, Daddy south, whose you're targeted for this at what A promo

you think, that's a big box. You know actually think hank is that you can imo batty solving big eligibility. Ah, you you'd still alive, but I saw this promo and it was the most incredible promo I've ever seen in my life, like hangs, taken his eye off the ball, and here I don't think you been keeping track of big box. I think it's been a one sided listless public hank. I think we'll go, I dunno to keep my name out of your mouth already know. None of this is not going away. Everything avoided a ten seconds. A movie star, brawling, so yeah outside my body south may I blocks the delight of soda. The clock on the act. You can meet other contestants, then yes, my other, whose back was john snow. Yeah, the prince It was promised. We talk about it, but in the shell in and how I still have been in denial about came, thrones be bought in love, jobs now alive,

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like eighty nine year old president doing riding a competitive bicycle would to clips. Yes, I think I think he'd get the fuckin. Do the peloton you put him, give him training wheels. He won't notice giving them a virtual reality headset and tell him he's on a bike and then leave the room for ten minutes and come back and have him write tandem up with some like jack's secret security, agent, yeah right secret service, like also secret service, you gotta, be there. You gotta? Be there to make sure he doesn't hit the ground, because if you fall area, hit the ground as they got whatever put the fact that he hit the ground with sophie. In funding. Also that, like you, gotta, be careful

that was. That was actually, when I like realized Jim Calhoun, was you know getting the end of eukaryote? He did like a charity ride. Every year you just fall off his bike every year we know he is like break his ribs him and then he'd go out and coach when, like national champ, he broke like nine ribs one time and he still finished. The regatta know I got Jim Calhoun fell off his bike, so yeah so so Biden and to all the losers out there that are like. Actually this isn't funny. He could have gotten seriously hurt yeah. I know that's why it was so funny also, I would have been even like if he had gone off and broken his hip Ok, I know like dense, very serious. We are talking about a guy, that's ninety, to get a broken here. That's it via instil would have been very funny that our present fell off his by can bring us all and it became like. I had a mute dimensions because it was like than people What about when trumped dislike, do did every after that too, because like tat was jealous, I was that

after the news every night like when trump would play tennis and his ass would just be aware. That was funny too yeah. We we love that we love that all politicians are fucking weirdo losers. We have to laugh at them when they fall off bikes and that's a fact and the mother, whose back is our friend I dare doc. It's. I don't know how we miss this opinion this one jake, because it? I'm to be on the take he's coming up. and in a month or whenever we do take. Is this on thursday night he treated interesting, cases are praise for picking reggie miller over steve offered in nineteen eighty seven yet pace have not one single thing in the subsequent thirty nine years, would they have won anything with offered? Who knows, but what we you know, is nothing was one with miller. I mean that's, that's offered

Steve off what widder offered tsar career stats, I'd hate maney. Is you want steve offered to be the indiana? You don't suppose you Indiana, whose indian allegedly Kosovo, for while he had some things, did steve offered as you like one of the top five shooters of all time in india. I don't think so. Keyser, probably yeah, that's dubai after argued, but didn't when I was reggie miller. It's very true. I don't I had more to do with Michael Jordan. I can't take anything dent doc. It says seriously that doesn't end in my ass. You loves he loves being like just tweeting out whatever and be like my ass. I just I just loved that he is still out there making those cosmetics they only like. I know that a lot of people don't like them dockets. I do like him because meat we need. These takes yeah, and if I was sitting in this room, I now I'd say that's a stupid. Take We debate, it would be fun, so I'd like tat his face of lot I'll, be be we're gonna show next week, and I tell him to his face how stupid that is, but I love

he's doing it. He is entertaining him and stephen. A smith should debate like those are two guys that go out. I mean that's just a wild. I love it. I love it. We need we need these to keep the take ecosystem florida. I agree, I jake hoosier, whose back by whose back the weakest gus duggar tent We have a release date for the new video game July. Twenty three: well for next summer shows for guys. Alright, so hopefully you don't have time to play it and nothing. Bad happens, whoa cool. lectures reason you played it. Something bad happened, something hopeful you don't! I found a person. We know your way that harry my recycling, it be a real shame. Now be a real shame. If big cowardly, that irish up, you know, Be real shame by what I intended to say. I should get the word possible were added to it. I'm nervous about this game by the way, the obvious I guess I don't.

We all know where madness gone, like don't make it. true I don't know they're just video theirs, about sports. your games, like I don't know when it happened, but it happened in my graphic, not too good in the movements got too difficult like I was good to have great graphics, but also some of the sea. felicity that we had I think the best video games right there were it's like envy, baseball and, like all four, five whatever that was its. its anti ugly football right towards the end tiger woods, two thousand six higher woods yet, like the ash, loved kangaroo, iffy, baseball, four and sixty four set out, one was sick. Like there's something about them, simplicity of those games they just works. Has I want them to row? You make the graphics too good and the games have such nuance in intricacy, so that it actually there's too much to controls and rhymes. Like less is more an liked instead of life about two dozen fourteen is pretty much the perfect,

corrals videogame, rather really getting better than that, but is different. People Do that game? It's not it's! Not the man people right. completely there. I just I just hope we have been like frozen and gave somewhere since two thousand and fourteen at that exact same staff back into play. I just I want to get ahead of it, because I'm nervous- because I was thinking about this when they announced it. Last week I was like I I just They make the game for the common man and not for like two dude you're playing for like a million dollars in a weird, ah room where they all have weird chairs. I guess gamers, the gaming chairs. He had the other gaming chairs, like I didn't like inhaling oxygen out of the air sol cans yeah, I want I want it. I want it for the common man and one for the regular guy who's gonna play a couple hours at night when they get home from work like give it for those guys. And up for those guys policies. My phrase I want you largest property, hopefully that average idea I mean, according to the world, europe took out

they saw your line on what one one war once away from the from the big chair would woodpile everyone phd tenacity got resigned sucks, you have your user turned me down this. I saw him cross off something on his list when you said that yeah out, so yeah when people don't realises last wait. A second last thought day billy MR taping right yeah, who was here with on Wednesday yeah can you feel? Did you dope em up, we'll talk about Billy after I like have one more shockingly? It's worse. That can happen in future Did you tell billy the wrong time for the interview on purpose? I actually told him we had a nine, a dot m interview and you freaked out. It was obviously kidding right right. That was good, though, because they're scared, but I will talk about it after thomson girl. the monday ruling, as, as I have said before, we get to tom great interview. Definitely tuning

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Like shit, I need some to read my wife. This book, but you don't care, I don't care, I think. Actually, if you actually read the first ten, fifteen, I might I might give you like thirty really well, actually read the first five by your dad. It ok, which so here's a little teaser for the book very funny story, tell Your dad that your dad is I wouldn't say socially awkward, but he you weren't, you say like he just leaves conversations when he's done, dunwood rate, while yet he did he. He will just talking you right now. If you brought up you know, I don't know or somethin hillbilly just an end literally I've had so many friends go like your man, like you, get on your dad. He disliked walked away, and am I yeah. I know I know and then sometimes you'd you we would that would be like came in.

Was talking to you, it's not cool and he's like. What's that you like my friend who was I can do rudy walked away, he be like outboard. What would you do that to you too? yeah? Well, you know he would just kind of you could just tell he was not interested. He wouldn't be like you know, somewhat. Do it to me, but more, so neighbours, friends, and you know, people that you are trying to get to tat to have a mean just just he would Hizbollah and then I would ask my big lobby, know. If I'm often interested. I would I If that is done, being interested kind of admirable yeah, it's kind of like an efficient way to live where it's. Ok, I'm not going to waste time in conversation. I dont want to be there yeah how he would literally just go. I was bored right Do. I look like in the middle of the conversation. like literally talking you're like Galeano, we have

the way that we talked like each other's parents is little deaf right, so people like my friends, would be like. Oh yeah This girl, you know- I am I I saw in the news and heavy laden who learned is tat, turn walker in their alike. sometimes they think they offended em, like you didn't offend you boredom words. I might begin to deal with this already, but do you think is there any chance that made you better, as, like communicator, no no and to keep your data is like the world's toughest audience yet you're kind of right right I mean they, each like your parents. Each have a thing that that definitely gets to you and yet I mean I would also you- can tell ought with him. You know that that he- not in when he wasn't interested so those are billy. I say something, and I would telling him and he we like yeah yeah. Well like

I'm like hey man like. I need you to like really pay attention. This is important telling you about that, I'm having kids and then they would like of you said, I need your advice that somehow a different message to him and he would like show up for that. Oh ok, lock air he'd, lock in on, because what you had to make it like this is a request right. This special require need you, I need you, then it's different, but if it is carried out- and he would do is them he would call share a bunch of thoughts about you know. You know, cancel culture rightly unlike go online, ten minute thing and you go day. This is like an interesting conversation. I will you know the things that I think he be like aright

Why love you buddy I'll? Go hey man like you, think I'm just recording the call or something like I thought this was going to be a back and forth. We didn't really do that. He just wanted to get it off his chest. It was always here are my thoughts and then at that after awhile, you know you, obviously you kind of get used to it, but still be frustrating revenue right, yeah, so yeah I mean like what you want to write this book. I mean had zero desire to do this. So someone showed you the money. Well, not even that man. It was that it was a little bit of money, but it was that it was during the there was the came together couple months after the pandemic, so I've seen at home. It becomes clear we're not gonna tour and we're automobile and we're not gonna two tour. For since at home, and I have you thought about a book and I'm looking I've sore thought about it then they know what kind of book would you right, I don't know, I mean you, I've read a few humor books,

comedians are put out and then, like you know, like David, said areas like these types of stories. I know I like some of those. If I could do something like that where it would be essays the things that have either happened or whatever in I of have conversation with a publisher and they like ok, we'll, send us like a sample. So I write couple. I do not think any. Like nine thousand words, what was the story senate? Well, it's actually wanted something that in the to remember what, with the first ones were buddy like in that world of lake. Here's a humor peace agrarian call. It right. and I also and you and you feel like. I don't know you send in that you kind of guy second done like the night. You like a thing. I got out my system with the sample bright and then they go right was do this and you like how much work to do, and I owe a lot more and then you go the process of writing. Where is a thing where you are is bang out a book. You gotta just

sit down and right pages in- and you realize that like this is, this is really consuming in some days, you're good. It's like some days. You use do you guys said for an hour and knocked out, I autonoe whatever like eleven pages or something it feels good legacies, progress and adjust flows, the next day, you're sitting there for an hour, and you have like a paragraph right- and you like- I just you know and its like that re like some days, reproductive health, I do something and then you kind of feel like I'm fuckin exhausted with the cash because you don't do it every day. I think, right is right. For living all the time you every day, so it feels like so different these and that in you start to get no and then you're like discos school again or I this feels at school kid it's all marked and then their ladies. You need a connected more, this doesn't make sense or, like you know, and you just like fuck but but Similarly, it feels, like you know, like you,

crossed the finish line railway right and yet is interesting that it's in the essay format. Because s age it when I think s edge, think school. I think, like it's a sign that have to do, but when you boy it down and think about what it s ears, if you're putting together book It seems like it's a pretty cool way to write stuff because you can I get your thoughts out on a topic. And then the next day boom iran to something else right yeah I mean I know that when they are like what's this book and about my, why don't I mean I don't have like a second area of extra expertise to write a book or I had just gonna. It has to be stories in. I was gonna, be a collection of stories when I overdosed on drugs it's gotta, be. You know the time that I am found a body in a field with my like sister, it's gotta be about my dad's, crazy, fuckin social communication. It like that. Wait. I thought I was the only book I can write right and means not going to be like here is my book on physics right now, so yeah,

I just wrote what I knew It is kind of like, whereas this too it was it was I I want to stand up which should I talk about your talk about what you know right, don't try to go, be philosophical at first, you work at the coffee place dogma that don't get you crazy and research after robert mentions of birth throughout by his land is a whole chapter here? He's not gonna, read it He won't know that, but you know what I'm thinking about to the more you to eat. I taught by your dad and reading the first five pages, which I did. I should get credit for that I'm not remove from just the audience of work. I struggle with reading books is bert syn. Your debt like when I listen to your pardon us with their wording. it's a lot of you being his therapists than him. Unloading and then you say something that he's like

oh and then let's talk about this sum in changing the outbreak, I've never tied the two together and I think you may have really found some it. It's like guy is your dad, and that was in that respect. Yes, he is very much about his thoughts and just like on and on and on, and you can say, somethin like jack. You know there, you have a story to share your leg. You know we were in. Jersey, he's like a reminds me and then he'll tell use august. We had nothing to do Georgina, just like it click something in his head goes off. not for like ten minutes and that's why you're I mean like I'm always when I listen to your podcast, which I love comes out every monday, when they tape it in bunches, which is always fun like a time warp going to figure out, two bears one cave, but it's amazing to me how your patient, sometimes with bird who is obviously very it's funny, but on the show bunch, unlike we'll albert Your patients with them is shocking. Sometimes maybe Because of your dad yeah, I think also he

he really does amuse mean entertain me right. You mean, like I love the guy. I think if you didn't the guy yeah you get, the uncritical super upset, or something, and and also Our personalities are so different right that I can enjoy it as opposed to being like I'm not. I don't feel like I'm competing with him. Right, you know, like I feel, like he's, really that super fuckin extrovert lunatic and I'm not some again. This is fine yeah. Around this as you go, and I do know that you compete with them in terms of gifts. Right and presents because he told us one of the gives that he was going to give to. You were the last one that he gave me with a speck of forty six bmw, yeah car. So well. How are you to step up to him? I have the plan I cannot give away, but I have I have a pretty substantial.

The idea I saw. This sounds like something that we do on the show, a lot, which is we get really into things yeah and our our own, like weird ideas and traditions and customs that we have here until It goes to a place too far and we I have to agree that we have to stop doing it entirely. I think we're we're about there with the gift giving whoa. I was going to say what year do you think one of you is going to the moon cause? I feel like that's what it's what's happening, while the the you know it starts with a e bike I gotta believe like we didn't like it, what we read as europeans and it was like wow. This is awesome. He was that you give way better give them my wife, my wife gave me a fucking wallet, he's the who the fuck what they got really up yeah. I think she got him like a nice while he was should he get his shitty gear, then I got in this e bike and then he's like I'm going to stay shut up. I'm I get you something, that's more space and we will top each other and so has been topping. It was that he got me a jet ski. I got him charter flights in and out of austin

and he got me a fucking race car with a trailer rise. You can't drive it on the street and yeah, and so now it's it's about, and that was a substantial yeah yeah, so you ve talked it well, I have to Wednesday's bertha nobody, The third do have conversations like with your family like hey, you know it's that time of year, again, burt's birthday is coming up. We're gonna have to be eaten. Leanne yeah put that milk back in the bottle. I have little caesars pizza hut, I don't say a goddamn word it just as a thing when it's when it's done. It's like you did what czarism place for him: yeah, really yeah, okay, how many flights or charter for us yeah. It's a lot better the book real, quick, I'm I'm always curious from like the standpoint of the writer. If they actually enjoy writing, if there's anything but the process they like something that, like you find out o, I didn't even realize it. I like sitting down on the computer,

in writing every day or do like what was a process like. Was it Was it rewarding? Did you enjoy it? Personally, sometimes, yes, sometimes a thing if I would have stuck to being more consistent with it is just like a big. in other words, a member in school when a term papers do. If you got going on it like you know, and you liked that topic or whatever it's not you know it could be. Something you enjoy and in a way which would kill you is like starting like tonight. For the ground, so I had a bit of an experience of both with the book were like I was working at it. there's certain times. You write something and you read it back and you actually feels good like you go. I like The word play I like the storytelling. Unlike what I'm doing here then there's time you, you read it and you like this. You know it and is that's a very similar thing for stand up like I, I feel like when you watch yourself in a special. You always have bits where you're like this is my favourite bit of this hour right like you're like this. Is this:

This is a fine bit. I love the way this came together and then there's bid for you see it. I wish I would have cut the sea. I wish I wish I were to cut this book has like a similar feeling, but ultimately I think you do. You do get kind of a thrill. of certain parts of the writing process here. Did you have like a bit that you thought I was gonna, be really awesome like introduce stand up and you before and the audience just didn't feel at all, but still to this day, like they were wrong. I was right that bids gold, I mean there's always there's always jokes that you like this one for me, we're like and as one as is like three do it, where some nights, like twenty percent on his last, but you you have enough around it. That you're not like I don't buy it you're like analyst? This is good and then you'll do it like that for like night after night, and then I dunno the next week, it'll hit big one show you like there, it is right like it, it is good and then it'll go right

two fuckin twenty and you just go like I mean had this conversation with a samurai. Will an unmarked norman about this about how, if it's not if its, not working, though like it's not working all the time, it's not working like you, you spend it in your head right. You can still love it. not like you get you're not allowed to love it, but you have to be honest and be like this. Doesn't This really doesn't work. You have right over being like they are the ones who are wrong. Like the real comedy heads get us, I mean you just it's this still. I guess at you we'll get to go. This is my favorite joke or I love this joke right. You get to do that, but you can't flip the fact that its, It is not work rang right. You like there's a reason, percent the eyes left. An eighty percent are not right but you can get in your hair black. Now like this. Is you know like, but they will

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here's more toxic or have you ever thought about? We leave toss round. The idea on this show cause we done so many. You know episodes now over six years that we should do a worst of words like leary are worst interview that is fucking Larry like no one does know dad or starve such a good idea, but the problem is there: some people, though, probably upset dac prescott. Ah the only thing you have to do with that. Probably if you well, if you want more people, to engage with it. Is you gotta cut it way down It's like yeah narrate, maybe around it. Yes yeah, I, like others. I just like yours is long. Fingers is rarely large equipment. It is even worse down a moment's silence. so awkward are just like not connecting the as fuck you haven't. Nelson rotation is very funny event like hey we socket times exuberant. Always you got the best of its like look at us. The eyes are our best always like know how, but when really you remember what was that it was. So is those debut tonight

when somebody got by a late night gig yea honan things remit it sir but it I'm saying there first night, being the host of yea and those abetting it was found that was so fuckin terribly now his great. Yet exactly you get comfortable doing right. Those those guys Do those shows the top five a week? They never have like really weeks off the do so much, but it was I just showed you like. He was like I feel like did. I wanted they deniro was the first guest. Which is a horrible guests with somebody. Who's like I wanna effort, because he's like notoriously quiet, right, so like it, I'm, the new house tonight shown he's like here. Robert deniro, his leg, Milk is like so, and you can seem trying so hard and the neuro is like and it in a bit like it was clearly just

and are you had to go beyond this, we differed. Does your first night posting. god, damn tonight, show yeah. It was fuckin so uncomfortable here where everything after that so much easier, your first night and it's robert deniro. I remember our first episode that we did soba of pardon my take was. We should put that on the worst of, but it It was right in the middle of like the biggest lull and sports counter, so we really have any sports to talk about yeah, but in a way because we started off, it was like right before like happy chip weaken march badness, we didn't even have any big game stock was after the suitable, but I, like preparedness and at once we get to football season. We're like this fuckin iucn, we're we're remember specific as we're talking before him, chris long as our first ever guest and we thought,

it was a pt ideas, five good minutes and we're like what, if we did for good minutes and we started doing play it off music, four minutes into it, and it was just the worst thing ever ask a question minute interview and it was so bad, so bad but yeah. I think now that you've said that that's a good idea, we're going to do the war stuff, I'm gonna, I'm gonna guarantee that for the audience gets worse. So we should say we should lie and say that there's one interview that we're putting in that actually, one of the best interviews we ve done would not say which, when it is that way, nobody can get mad about them began because a is like when you have a death like a fire squad. One of the guys gets blanks. What because you dropped after an already what was so bad about the dangling so tat, we will really anyone wants right. So guy it was bad. It was awkward. I think it was question I asked them his middle name is rain. No is he has no names rain and theirs in Dakota reinforced. Our right yes, that's right. You said I was laid off at that yeah. It was like. Has anyone ever like? You know like

unlike hey you, you have the same aim. Is my favorite porn star and it didn't work and then the worst part about it was he thought he hung up. And he had his policies on the other line. and she asked how when he was like it was terrible. We put it in the theater, it was terrible. They asked him about porn yeah. He asked him his favorite color. He said great yeah, great yeah. It was. It was so awkward that PF teachers asked him his favorite color. That is a good indication. Yeah. Well, I think part of the two was it was. It was a phone interview, those are always the worst. He was promoting. Something couldn't see his face. Foes way, it's it's, it can be so much so much worse. If you're a comic, then you go. You call and you used to that like now, we're so condition to like podcast and just talking yeah, and you go you dont pen, like I don't panic and like people who packets, don't panic

if every moment isn't hilarity writing, but when you like, calling as a comedian on these shows there like you're come in your car, What are the fuckin yeah, whatever theater here in chicago, when you're like yeah and they're, like so what's going on right now and you're like I'm, just I'm just calling in what's up comments are so what are you going to be funny right now, you're, like I thought we were going to talk for a minute, so it's such a weird thing that then they go all right. So anything else and you're like has it started like I thought we were gonna chat about something you don't know. that they're they're expecting you to be, like, I thought you're going to do bits for like for like I got. No, that's not how it goes on command line. Don't do that. I always thought would be funny if, like frank, Caliendo called into one of those morning, sports shows- and he just like talk to them and because nobody ever set some up for anything yet is automatically dives into the voices. If you just

to them for awhile and then hung up, and I didn't do a single breath, the entire time. That would be amazing yeah. I would love it. I remember I did I used to I really hated. Like all my comics, I really hated radio doing radio, which is like a required thing because of these? How bad it would be in, I am arose soon. Hartford, I'm workin, the club and the guy run. Do you know stopped by this. They wouldn't do of the big local station. Ok, and people are doing. Show in there just like in our weight over there like a car, and then they ok commercial, regular care comments it here, unlike hooker and then, just kind of like, not really say much sums waiting like you know. Ok, and then he goes alright. So thirty seconds we back and you can just do what everyone I do and I what do you mean he's like just take over your take over the shell

yes, it will be your time. What do you want me to do he's like no it s like fifteen seconds? hit me mechanism, a goddamn word when it comes back and he was like what I go about this. Yeah he's like this is how well this is what happens here like the comedians come in, and then you can just do what everyone I go ominously you're just like this, he's like he goes so and so was in here we could go to close off. I had that work on the radio he's like he's like five seconds ago, my men up to you, then he just get kid he's like. Ah I see like pan the first got it was like. I don't want to do our duty, should he saw read it out, the laziest ones. Just read two lines of workable I tell you radiography, they re like You- were born Cincinnati, any like yeah

like how is that I'm like we left he's like. I was going to ask you that by the way blue, I love blue. Okay. How about is an answer? Grace I mean. That's a bad fucking job. I always respect that answer me to think on his feet to come up with the most boring possible answer to give us the least amount of satisfaction. Well, we have a boat, we have a few of them where it's just like, or someone will come on in and they'll just only pitch their product and like only talk about it, and it's just those are always that's what we're doing yeah yeah! I know that's an awkward one too yeah and it's just like a hard pitch. I think that also, like you said, with podcasting, now being like everyone has a podcast and they're all over the place. People have changed how they do these interviews and conduct these interviews. This was I would say most of our really bad ones were like around sixteen seventeen when podcasting start a blow up a little bit more and now, people realize like hey. When I got up. I guess I have to like it there,

I'm going to do what you just said with a radio show, but, like you have to be personal and you gotta give yet. I am right, even things even an affected late night guided colbert. Today, as it used to be what used to be a thing where you know they go, get it Is it like a skill set to be able to like try to be attaining a five minute right would like and with it we talked me can be caught way down, but whatever we did, twenty two may so then that's perfect, which now now I gotta know how will cut it is up to the how they cut it. But at You really get into like group, a conversation yet know we ve had without a couple blank big time. Interview names come through that were like we'll get you him for fifteen minutes nope; no, no, it call them because like such a great empire iser, unlike you, know, some interviewers relic of AL reduced. Is this? Where he's dislike whatever right, he could just jump

one thing to another and is like a really skilled improvise, a sigh. I know they prattle, this inappropriate prego. In this order. I sit down here. Congratulations on not being a fat so did I could be. I was like I was. I was about to pass out right. I go. There was prepared for that, but it's it changed like the whole tone of losing the whole thing you have to have like a document ready to go or like it. You fill out a note card before you go on with with late night whoa, it's been like a here's two anecdotes. If letterman used to do that, letterman used to do because we are, this has got fuck where we were dinner with a movie actress Oh that's told then she told us that, like her whole life, she had been setting aside all of her good anecdotes in case one day she gun, vote on letterman, you have uproar and then

he went off the air before she became big enough to go on a show. Yeah really. So she was upset about that. But they'll, could you be big enough issue? Bigoted? Yes, yeah, hey, that's normal story yet. She amiable bleep it. Now You dont it. So the waves work like the ones that I've done have always been a producer, calls you for they call the pre interview and then you just talk, and sometimes they have like Paul. I think I saw you did this like on your instagram you know I I I read about this right art and then sometimes it just conversation literally goes like this region and talk, and then things will like hit with that person. the latter will be like awe and then then I'll talk to the house whose lives it was like that on Conan again uncle bear a pre interview. Then, though, we'll talk about everything to that house right and then This goes. I like these and the net to come back and be like he like these gotcha. Our first time that we went on

BP, where we went on the scott Van pelt yeah enter last tie inner last time. You guys do that kind of birthday will leave you wanting more a little bit, so we we got sat down at his desk and I thought that we're just talking to scott van pelt and he was like bringing up all these clips and showing us like. Okay, Bilbil check at the superbowl parade we're just like bullshit. I thought we haven't conversations that guy's talking about sports and then stand seems like our we're. Gonna go in the air and like five seconds and then start showing us those same clips, but he had already like warm to stop talking about the subjects without telling that's what he was doing. I was like. Oh tv is easy, but no, it turns out scott Van pelt just like kind of knows what he's doing what he's doing. Yeah that's yeah. I do that. I do that with some like interviews when we were when we have someone over resume, that, like we have no were poor with I'll try to listen to a couple of different shows. They ve done and others have retail a story like that they ve already told just a loose like because then they get comfortable. Yes, he tell you not like this story. You told it on like every podcast, yeah and light

those always seem to work, yeah you're, just yet That's you guys do is almost a high all those things late night, podcast everything you realize if you do them, while you like, oh, if I'm the this my show come on me to make a guest. your country right, but you also you have to learn that right. You don't doubt that's hard yet part of the bad interviews that we did was totally on us. We asking to crash but his favorite points to. Sometimes you realize too, that, like I know when people come in for us, you go it might go a long way to like have like two minute chat. outside the show you ever more guy. You know, calm him down or like get make them feel welcome, write something and then it changes. The post like sit here, sit down, alright ready to go back to the radio thing you were talking about were like podcast, just in general radio hosts, and we know a couple good ones that were like pretty close. There are some great while there are some that yeah there's some great radios, but by and large there are a lot of miserable people in radio, because it's your

glass, like hey, do a podcast but its live. There were you, can't say, and you have to wake up at like four a m to do it and you have a bomb and the bosses are like, were studying dad yup. That says that this topic is not popular yeah. I think it's really Weird information told unlike So you know if you can like call gate brain you got me and every the other point, we're per being in a radio stations, everyone usual, everyone, but most people behind the scenes want to be on the mike church. It's like a very like on edge gonna, feel to it a lot of times where's. Our guys in all means doesn't want to do anything right now like use, wants. tweet means ages were rather photoshop was We too means out on what it is like that. I asked you a hard question that actually speaking about interviews ended one of our enemies. Once Did you read your book? Did I

yeah? I did the audio book casey red eyed narrated that I once out we are. We had lenny dykes wrong. I asked him if he read his book and he hung up on us is that what you mean I wrote it, did you read, you'd like him, because I don't think he read it. I think he thinks you're fucking with them. In a way I was ass, he ran out of it. You wrote it either. I also think the jury is out on whether or not Lenny actually wrote the book right. Exactly sounds like you read it and use your site will conquest that I wrote it. As I put. did you read it? if I didn't there wasn't thing as an are you about, you would not have read it. I mean I would have read it in like kids. You know you would, said segments yeah right, but I buy the book and open it, I don't think I would have done yeah yeah cause. That's like How many times do I don't? I would imagine you have two at some point. Watcher stand up. yeah right, you don't like doing that and that's horrible yeah, terrible yeah I mean we don't I don't listen back to any like whenever we do something

Oh I'll watch like snippets of our videos, rhetoric or funny, but like I will never sit down and what like the only time I'll go back is like. If something really made me laugh really hard yeah, sometimes, but I'll. Do it I'll go back and watch that because I think watching it may be, can get that laugh out of me again. I guys want to feel yeah feeling of lay. I left my ass off at that moment, europe or, if I you know, either miss something that happened. You know thing, but to just be like I'm going to enjoy myself yeah, we have one clip where we were. We were in indianapolis for the five hundred and we were running a mile while drinking a gallon of milk and then it ended up all of us hitting each other in the nuts and we all started puking at the same time I watched that clip all that well yeah that one I watched forever and it feels good playing in my fields. It's not just because it's it's us and we're like. Oh I'm, proud of that moment because, like I'd watch literally any group of guys.

puking and hitting each other in the nuts recently is why jackass is the greatest film ever franchises of all time ever literally all time, I think it's just what you did forever forever. We went to the movie theater together, like us like, took a picture with us all of our snacks. Like so funny those guys and I don't know, I'm actually happy that they brought a new people, cause, I think, you can last for what, like, I think you can do to get. The new people were fantastic. They were, they were really great. They still need johnny to be the ringleader, but I heard that that fuckin, although the ball, that that has really she really had a last thing, he likes. Look on his back. His brain rain, yeah fuck, yeah concussions are scary. They are scared of him as a barrier when you're like fifty and there are also in jackass world view Do allow concussions like their fucking myths, that one scene where he came out of the bathroom and he hit him with a soccer ball going like one hundred and fifty and he's like

damn I got knocked out. It's like wait. That was, and that was four seconds of the movie and then steve. Oh, that was bow and then he's on that treadmill bit and he's out cold out out as like a sex. knock out, unlike in the negative so funny, but man yet that does get little scary. Ticket nita than the ball. The boys are funding than headshot is crazy logic, as you guys you like, they're in the forties and fifties, and then you see, those young guys and they got like slingshot it out and just roll his papa yeah like that, was crazy, god, damn there is a thing about being in your twenties being like elastic yeah like falling differently toad. Absolutely you mean yeah I've gotta get, although every time out I've been playing basketball again and every time I tweet that I'm playing like at least five mentions wispy like you're about skirt all you gotta do is just not try to go to them,

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the times that I I did. That is the time I was with my younger sister, no friends house. and on the way she points out that she saw something on the road in the field and there I ended up I didn't want to turn around a one way street in I was like. Actually I swear it. We go around go around. We see a motorcycle in this field and I'm like because the headlights is on I've laying on its side. We start walkin around about. You know: twenty thirty the way, the body so shy, story like telling that story and like the whole thing that happened was like it was fun. because I remember set as well as things right member sending in a draft, and like I wanted it to work, but it wasn't working yet as a story, and I got really good notes. Where was this like you kind of really learn to appreciate,

and by working on it, it became a chapter that I like the most, I think, wow. How how quickly were you like did the crash happen so I just figured out. I can you play, it must have been pretty recently and then, when I went the guy I seem lange on some issues like freaking out you get close and am super nervous. There have been around so I garlic, sir, I'm sorry I don't want to do yeah right and I like inch close, like my finger, almah index finger and the end of just watching him on the shoulder, and I when I touch him on legs, sir, He- the grounds and I'm like how and I all I remember like at the time. No at that I'd probably say the same thing right now, which is don't move right. You always hear like. Oh mother, maria somebody and an accident. I don't move, not moved a move and he like

start moving, I'm like sir stop you don't you were enacted and then he pushed himself he laid down it pushes himself up and when he sits up the top of his head. Just flaps open all right like fully, open- and I like you and then I just I, the ready called now and wide run back before before I once I saw him economy, one. and then they police amyas in a land, a helicopter and the holy father. They take them out that way too was he was he dead when the helicopter landed? No, he d survive. He survived he's right and then some months later, what do you say? You found a body yeah, that's a real blocked, it turns out. He was alive and I was always where those guys to laugh at wanting to furnish jokes. I wish he was dead yeah. I should never have called me to testify at to trial,

they are trying to charge him with like de wise and like my destruction of property and all the stuff here. This is like months later and you're, like factor in the trash good for your damn you saved his life, my sister did yeah. I reluctantly you polygon the pay. Your area of work I will tom. Thank you very, very much ever go by the book. I mean that's that story will have the right to an area that is holy fuck I can't wait to read that chapter. You guys in terms of growers brought you buy, upstart upstart powered personal loans, can If you pay down high interest debt all online with simple and easy to understand payment terms, upstart has helped over one point: eight million customers on their path to financial freedom weather. paying off credit cards, consolidating high interest debt or funding per expenses, upstart can you, get one fixed monthly payment with clear pay off date. Upstart

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billy. We had a discussion afterwards hank phd in ireland, looped in means liam and jake, and we spoke to Billy tonight. So here's let's just lay it all out, so we love billy. Think Billy very entertaining, I think billy add something to the show. I don't think there's any you know. Four people are saying: Billy has no talent. I completely disagree. The problem that I see going forward right now is that Billy has Kay The advantage of this show and people who work really hard on this show on a future. when occasions and reach a tipping point on friday, thursday, because he d you come to work, he was drunk any didn't come to work, didn't show up, and then, we tape, so we taped it noon and we he said we're gonna finish the show after the enemy. finals twelve hours later and he showed up to that. I think still, or

you know falling asleep in our face. I sentiment. access is really shitty performance by you to day he thumbs, not it and in reply and I got just I got mad. I talked phd in hank like I said, and we all agreed that its best for billy to be off the show for the next month, so he's gonna be off peons and mac reducing for a month he's not fired. Never, I never even thought above. Like people he's gonna get fired. I never thought using you're fired. But I do think that we are at a point now where he, He is theirs a combination of him qana being entitled and kind of taking for granted the spot he sitting in that. I know a lot of people wish they were in, so we have to do something to rectify that, and it can't. I billy. We all sat with him before this, and I said to him straight up was like at some if Phd in. I don't do anything, then its honour because people will rightfully so say there are no repercussions. So, like you guys, king

he's getting mad and that's totally fair, and I actually understand that so this is what we're gonna do and I he understood, don't don't think he. You know I'm totally gets here it's that do not someone's gotta check. Having is embarrassed, he's embarrasses gone through this, but it to me comes down to respect and I think that he has you might not even be aware of it, but he Kind of a lack of respect to the listeners yeah in her eyes and obviously like you talking about how it is like we we do work really hard at, at seeming like damascus and billing, needs to get the hard work. Pardon is what I'm getting at and he's a v funny guy. I love billy to death and I think he's got a very bright career same and I want him to succeed and you won't find anybody that is ruining higher for billy than us we also need to understand that, like can't said, some of its on us, his parents and so ass. His podcast parents

sometimes you have to you, have to institute some discipline and also like I do actually that its disrespect, for to the listeners- oh yeah, if he just doesn't try yeah up yeah, and so he needs to show up, and he needs to understand that, like being on. The show is one part of the job. The other part is working hard at it and once he decides that he's gonna actually buckle down, show some work. Ethic he's gonna be I'm gonna, I'm gonna be very happy when that day arrives, and I hope it come so yeah and I really do hate like I hate having to even like manage. People are like whatever we're doing right here. Like I hate its it, it sucks the fun out of things. It's it's, it's a pain in the ass, but it all as part of the job words like. We are responsible for billy, and ah it is In a first time thing, either it wasn't like one off. We this conversation with them. He was drunk Few weeks, or maybe a month ago, on a thursday show he lies saint

to stay to bosnia. We ve had the the superbowl they like the electric, like we ve, had conversation with them. So it's not this was just a all. This is the first time and you guys are being like you know like you're being too hard on it, because this is a one time thing. No, we've had this conversation privately. It reached a point where it very public because you didn't show up in was discussion on the show, so no like we have talked about it with him. There's been like a lot of warnings and like hey, get it together a thing and so we reach a tipping point. Words like we have to do this, otherwise I dont again Will change and I do think that there's. of feeling of your long timeless. Are you probably understand the work? Tat goes into it our job, to make this show fun. So you can easily listen to it, be like these guys are half asking it or they're just fucking around not putting in work. I hate if what we do put in a lot of work and like

enormous here, like I work really hard, but we do put in a lot of work. We take it very seriously so that when we do show up, we can have fun annex seem like it's like effortless at times. and there's also been times where we have been hung over a drunk on the show, but it's always been it like, the team, you don't you go back to like after Ellis, you like tat, was all Together that was content. There was What one person was saying that what about when wisconsin beat kentucky. you're drunk the next day, it's like the jets had won the superbowl billy was drunk. That would have been great content, not honour Wednesday night. Where he's with us any just mrs work than extra like at the duke you and see game that was over and I wrote a including although behind the camera right. That was that I was awesome. That's almost like when we all are doing something together. There are the rare times. Words like this show is funny when word violently hung over together or were all drawn together. We dont do it very often, but when we Do it it's kind of a

that we're all doing together, not just like we, don't just show up or mr show I tried billy like hank phd, I end it obviously lemon know joined a couple years after and jacon in means like We have missed the sunday show for six plus years. You know bad. I wish I had a sunday off every now and then, but like that's just we put in the works. We love this job and we don't take it for granted because we know how lucky we are to do their job. Remiss went on like lily too. well, that was a holiday that was they put like an actual sunday show. Where there's a holiday. I mean it's a holiday tomorrow. Actually, structural doing. The show right now june teeth yeah, happy june thirteenth through all those who celebrate that was a dose of real derailment there of the billy ruling by now- and I want my point- is we put in a lot of work, There is sometimes where it's like: hey we're, tired no I do it like put that some excuse, because we know that we have the best job in the world. So it's

reminding billy. You have the best job in the world and I've stuck. For billy a lot privately billy scott arrays, like he just keep doing really well here. So that's all of it to where it's like. I'm stuck up for him poor management? So then I look like an asshole if he's not doing his job, so it's a whole all deal where we just need to reset everything and we, get it all straight get it all like in line and going in the right direction. Let's, let's be like very clear. I I want way to be successful. I'm rooting very very hard lately, I'm not I'm no longer mad at him. I think that there are certainly some things that I was upset with and that I was to be upset about, but I right now I want I want. Billy to succeed. I think everybody out there that is listened to Billy at his best knows that he can be very funny and, he's gonna really really bright future and so nobody be negative to billy just understand what he's dead.

And he's not. Can we show he still can be around the office yet will not have fired. He's writing doc paid or anything like that will be around the office- is just not gonna, be on p m to macro voting, because at the end of the day and in it it sounds It will sound a little egotistical. Brahms can say it because I dare say for propriety and I sitting on the show like there are hundreds of thousands of people who want to sit on the show and have this job. So and there's a lot of people who do not take it for granted. Think billy has taken. For granted recently, and so to reset that and realized like hey, dude uranus, position where skies limit for your career and yours up in a spot where you can have like insane career in doing so much fun stuff, just the basic level of respect for us the team the means and liam work or fuckin, for I am getting a youtube and given the show done so too I gone, I'm too drunk to show up twice. Basically,

thursday show for the NBA finals is a slap in all of our faces and that That's where it hurt me words like dude, we put in a lot of effort for the listeners for everyone here in this room and for you to be like fuck, that I don't care. I was going to be drunk that that hurts me yeah, and maybe we have to be like, like middle school teachers and we ve identified problem, that's jacon, billy, sinning too close to each other. Maybe they have switched opposite into the room. That jake doesn't continued, be such a bad influence on Billy, so take a look in the mirror: Jake yeah so belize, he he'll he'll, be back sometime in mid july, again he'll be in the office. He'll he's free to do anything that he wants, like you know, if he's on the rundown of his calling essential whatever he's not mp empty and he's not on mac, reducing for the next month we will be doing obviously mount rushmore season starts on Wednesday. We will be guess about rush wars. So, on there excited for that we're gonna to have a budget, from people, some of our favorite guess

and also some people in the office coming in we're not rushworths war with us, so we're not gonna, miss beat and that's cool. Part of this whole thing is like just reminding billy that life would go on so take. You know TAT opportunity and an in reno cherish it instead of china, drugs are also send us, my rushmore topics. It does take a lot to get me as matters. I was on Friday earth. First, two in the morning when I was tweeted so people know that people know I'm not. I don't getting mad, and I don't like being like serious so getting to that point was where I was like when we taxes in the mornings like we gonna fix something, because I can't key, I can't this point and then an keep getting this point. And without changing anything and then be mad at Billy that he hasn't changed. So he'll change is perfect and on thursday night, at the stroke of midnight, drake released as new album, which stinks by the way call they like its align straight out of billy's dialogue when he's looking to move on with an excuse. Was it anyway

Never mind yeah anyway, I've ever billy quote yeah so and anything a work on, hopefully the lying in all that stuff, but how it was yeah it socked Itzhak. I fucking being mad, and I hate having to be even a little bit of a boss, anything else. Anyone wants to add. I think I'm too soft a lot of times. That's why we have to be a little more marred now. I know I've been to soften the pass ivan buckling down on billy for last. Like six months, I I like kid, I love you. I love him he's gonna. I hope he's gonna be fine. this should be good. Wake up, call yeah, yeah, a great everyone yeah I mean what I said you guys like, I think I'll have a great month and it will be. The real test will be. They will come six months from right account. Had this condemnation truly right. processes it into a man you the instant reaction of fixing, you know correcting the where's button, it will you be able to say of course is what I'll be right rooting for and looking look you're rooting for the course yeah

There will be some minor corrections that will have to be issued to I'm hoping that toby like the norm minor, but I watched a. I really do. Want belated, come back and be billy and, like he's funny, when he's just being himself did see. Some people be unlike duties like his pockets are funny his father you're funny, but now shut up to work and being too drunk to tape after the NBA finals is not funny that just now that doesn't that doesn't make any that. Does it s, not good podcasting, that's not like hell. That's that's all areas thing, although I'll give credit Entertaining clients was one of the funniest lies. He's come up with I'm I'm using that. Not every time I go out forbears now, I'm entertained clients even admitted the blogs. I've done nothing for work for the last three days, like ok, entertained own. I got some honest feedback. here were aegis, decided that you're gonna party in the middle, the weak, but yeah entertaining clients is an all timeline. and when he comes back, will laugh about it. Should we put a billy german city. I think we have this conversation, the law

time. He was suspend, which is about exactly one year ago, to the day you guys billy's, more accurate than astrology, and so I feel like we. but the jar in the studio. If we use his name on the podcast, we have to put five bucks and billy jar and at the end of it we go out. We buy us from saint, which ok yeah deal. You say his name next month: the visible, are visible geology our whole look that's horrible, making hags entertains inclines right now. Hake on Friday morning when hank phd, and I were talking about what is going to happen, hank already started feeling out his hr form against Billy and we're like do don't do that, that was a joke. Those means dm the pardon. My take instagram account mount rushmore top yes, yes, I e that rising up, we ve got some, but we're always at the lake, will centre I'm talking about about rushmore topic

and then will look at me like oh yeah. We did that one. Exactly four years ago we were having or so on Wednesday and he's water about rushmore with us, and he we said Let's do mid life crisis moves because he just bought a boat which has in a mid life crisis move, but No, you realize we literally did it with him for years ago, almost to the date, so we need new mount rushmore topics, the wise the better it will team we'll still be there. It's gonna be jake, hank and bubba. Woe Let me pick me mp of tea and then the third thirteen just be a rotating cast for the month of July, which will be greater. Get some really funny people in his office that will Get some shine as well, so I'm excited aright. Ah, whose sixty nine sixteen ice is here right. That's you, five dollars in the jar saying that is the idea of twenty five. Tools. Exe,

what are the numbers ebbed picked? Any new number does myths. Are we had eighty eight first time round fraud. We have six twenty six, twenty seven twenty on fifty one. Seventy eight other six were down the jailer. Will you just want sex? I got such everyday. I twenty say sorry, you say sixty nine rob Loki Todd rather jets accosted. Fifty fifty six and I have we would have had the honour to spend Billy. Now some guy, we have finally been hard. We finally been top parents, Oh, I have one Ivan animal fact: animal fact: seal sneezes, sound like farts Where you were. Answer.

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