« Pardon My Take

Donovan McNabb

2017-04-28 | 🔗
We break down the entire first round of the 2017 NFL Draft. What were the Bears thinking? Is John Lynch the greatest GM of all time? Was everyone trading up for Quarterbacks drunk? Vanny Woodhead update and the story of getting pulled over on the New Jersey Turnpike for being too swaggy (we actually had a busted headlight) . Former Philadelphia Eagle Donovan McNabb joins the show to talk about the draft, his draft memories, how he doesn't think TO should be in the Hall of Fame, allegedly puking in the Super Bowl and Mean Tweets (18:05 - 46:32). PR 101 Roger Goodell, Trouble in Paradise for the Knicks, Done or Finished, Seeing Red and Luck of the Irish, Panic Button for the Washington Capitols, and Jimbos of the Week.
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On today's part of my take. We break down the entire first day of the NFL draft, some shocking pics, some trades and some things that we didn't like
also have Vinny would head up to date why we got pulled over on the way back from Philly. We also have down for Mcnab who sat down with us in the back of any wood had had a great conversation with him. Talk about t o who still he's a lot trouble in paradise, donor finished and symbols of let's go well. It is Friday April. Twenty eighth and John Lynch has just been inducted to the NFL Hall of Fame for him and also the homeless guy in Cleveland. That's the general manager of the browns. Yes, both those two teams. I mean we can't say that, but
they got more pics, which is good. I think. Well, John Lynch had a nice night. People are freaking out. This is maybe my favorite part about the NFL draft. Everyone decides who won the NFL draft after the first night. Maybe we should see how these players pan out, they should give ranks put on paper. John Lynch has won the first round of the NFL draft. They pulled off a trade with the bears. I don't know if Ryan Pace was doing this thing. That he's been doing recently, where he just negotiates against himself well, they they moved up exactly one pick, one penetrated what three so it sounds like they were probably negotiating guest themselves yeah, so it was alright right. We have like all give you two packs. Actually, no you
Well I'll. Give you three before John Lynch could even answer. Here's what happened. John Lynch was on the phone. He took the call, and then he did the fake hold he's like hang on. I got another call coming in right now: oh yes, the browns again they want to hang on one. Second, he put him on hold and laughed maybe fart into the receiver a few times and then paste it I'll double it and he's a deal. So that was the biggest story from the beginning of the draft 'cause. It was a shocker. The bears traded up from three hundred to two hundred to get Mitch Trubisky by the way Mitchell, I'm not doing Mitchell. I think I'm going to I'm going to switch over to mix well he's my he's now my quarterback, I tweet, I tweeted it. I blogged it. Both Mitchell doesn't feel good. I'm sorry! can't do it, I'm I'm just I'm just put it out there right now. I have to call him Mitch. Did it's just too many to
it's going on with the Mitchell. To basically I don't I'm lazy! Everyone knows, I'm lazy! I don't want. I don't want to put that many words out there. My letters and one of our favorite parts of draft night definitely came to bear, which is when people find all the old tweets from prospects. Yeah. So Mitchell turns out. He says I love sucking on cities right, yeah isn't known yeah! It's I alone with that. I love touches tt. Nothing is absolute. I think I was part of my spins on that I was gonna, throw out there. It's actually huge step up from a quarterback that they would always like Photoshop cigarettes into his mouth now just put a nipple into his mouth. I did it in terms of old tweets You know we have obviously the Eddie Lacy China Food who's, a guy on the packers who, like was talking about. We see that star that push push yeah yeah use, make a drip drip in put it put the tip tip. You take good push to tip tip to drip drip. I'm I'm just paraphrasing here in terms. In terms of those kind of tweets, mystery, be Ski just saying he loves to kiss. Actually
not that I'm saying out loud, that's kind of weird. Well, it always who kisses cities elected yeah, I mean we all kissed is when we're when we're babies yeah he did was two thousand eleven. He was young actually was a minor meeting a crime right now he was probably breast feeding. We are committing a crime. No, no, it was. It was like sixteen when he did that he was like when I was like eighteen years like one of those kids, that's on the cover of Time magazine magazine as like an eight year old breast feeding on his mom. That's what he was doing kissing teddy some set that's sounds weird, the other big story you agree, Hank like it was like. If the tweet was, I love to lick. I love to lick some tittays like wow, that guy he's an alpha, or maybe it was his first time kissing cities, and you had that russian. He was like kissing cities. That's where it's at films like a cushion yeah. Maybe he hadn't had it licked. It is yet oh yeah, so he just got a little ahead of him. Starting up on the show. Sometime he's only he's only on first base. Second base yeah good point: Hank will talk kitties with Mitchell. I also have to do that thing where I'm gonna have to go back and look through everything. I've to make sure that I haven't just I well I mean,
I've been calling a Mitchell to Bitul, which no longer is in my lexecon. It's Mitch Trib Eski. It's Katie kissing. Mr biscuit what did he ask for this to be called vigil? What, if he's as big cat I want. I don't think I can do it. I don't think I can do it. I I you know what it's quarterback. I know, but I like his name, it's going to play any we get a ski in Chicago. Like people are gonna love, it's gonna be hot selling jersey. What Mitch is the name he's a match? The are the other big story was running. Backs went really really fast in this draft, the first time in like ten years, so you had for net and a Caffrey both going off the board fast yeah. No, I well, it was it was running backs and it was a crazy mania for our quarterback's. So basically it was everyone getting drunk at the fantasy football draft. Exactly that's exactly what happened with with for net Mccaffrey. Both they both sat out the bowl games, so imagine how much higher they would have gone if they play like men been said they felt Panthers, that's going to be an interesting duo. Is
Aphria Newton in the same backfield, Yes, I'm gonna love that when you try to say that I'm just a Mccaffrey, it'll, Yang and Yang, if he put on a half moon cake, if you put on CAM Newton's close, he would look like like a six year old dressing up like his like it's clown, father, yeah, okay. Well, we should call the half moon cake back. Okay, I, like it yeah and then little little chocolate or vanilla, right and and what, if I do stupid chocolates, grew real. What movies are from? I think it's city slicker, I don't know okay, but then he had no often sulaimon basically been picked. I think they are too often sublime and yes for all round. Obviously I mean the Wisconsin Office of one that you can't finish the first round of the draft. Yes, it will. A big fat white guy from Wisconsin gets yeah exactly. It was like a yankee swap and then at the end, somebody's got to get this big fat white yeah, and so it turns out that it was a sense in there. I want to do a quick spins on People are very upset about the the mystery pick. I don't know if you saw the reaction, I'm not I'm not doing
Ok, well I'll, just you know just continue collecting you stop and you guys just continue. If you're going to correct me, then at least just add the l just say: l every time I say Mitch, there we go. I'm going to spend on it real, quick. I think he's going to be good. Ok, and he gets to learn behind MIKE Glennon Mark Sanchez right to two to what seems to be love or two to experience to their experts in their craft. So we have to start right away. He can move his feet. He actually had a. I read this stack 'cause. I was digging deep trying to trying to sell myself on this. I have sixty six percent completion rate under pressure hi. List of any quarterback drafted in the first round, you're going to need that. Yes, that's well, except for one yeah, I said yeah, I obviously be careful there help you out. Well, I was going to say, except for Kyle Long, but so it in in Chicago you've got it. So he's gonna be
the backup going in there going to have Glennon start in less, and I actually think that Glennon here my confidence level of paces. At this point, Glennon could hold out even he's already got a contract and then paste would probably like paying a little more plus a few more million thrown extra guaranteed. Here. Let me ask you a question Ryan pace. Would you trust him to drive a car. No okay. This is rich, though rich people suck it dry. Okay, because if he gets fired this mystery risky thing doesn't work out, he might have to get a job with uber. When you drive with uber you're in control, you can work or all your life, no one's telling you when you have to come in when you have to leave ask you to change your plans to come in early or stay late. How do you like to get a little extra point that little side, Hustle Ryan Pace might have to do this driving with uber great fit for just about everyone, especially if your regular schedule is always changing, and the favorite part is how '
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Age with a giant portrait of his grandmother, yeah and then started swearing in everyone's face. Yes, so and then he did Goodell to foot to find for swearing, and I drop in the the g Damn bomb yeah, he was like yeah. I would find it and he didn't actually do that. You did. He said he said they can find me later so yeah gotta get to the quarterback fastest, find an nfl history, possibly so you could tell Goodell. He saw him say that he made like a little mental note here is like ok, yeah I'll be coming for that This is you can use your grandmother's your should we say that we say it well,
Oh, I was gonna say we still miss Chris Berman, but yeah we had talked about the guy who might be might have committed rape. Yet they go that way. It was. It was really reassuring. Let's keep. It was reassuring to hear right after the pick was made in triangle said: well, he hasn't been arrested. Yet, oh, so that's good! This is a classic Al Davis pick if I've ever seen. One Pablo tray tray is a recurring guest friend of the program. He probably was hoping he didn't get picked at first round when all the eyes are on him and he asked to navigate that because we know Chris Berman and the point is blocked. Oh my god, I would have loved to see Chris Berman called that one holy shit. I miss Chris Berman, though the fact that we had Charlton the fact that we had peppers person in the first round that hurts? Do you think that
Connelly is gonna, be better off getting away from like Cleveland, where there's all these like nightlife and temptations, and all that I'm going to like a low key place like LAS Vegas. I think they'll keep in line yeah I mean who knows yeah the desert heat my dry out stay out of trouble here, drive right out that you get here. That's the one saving grace about LAS Vegas. You can't get a yeah. What do you have anything else? Any other draft note you want to get to home, Reuben Foster yeah. I really fell HANS, roster, say right, Ruben Fraud. You know how to write yeah Auster course. That's what his name is now, if you don't says it legally as commissioner as long as you're in your job. That's how you pronounce well, it's great because Goodell like it by the end of the draft you need to plug them back in he's, got his robot feeling, so we start saying foster and for them to foster and all this weird the thing about Foster's he's, got all that water inside his body right deluded piss. A california- is in a severe severe drought. So he going to get dried out to that, piss is going to be swimming with thc. Keep an him yeah. True good point.
So that was a draft I mean we'll have the rest of the draft. This weekend, like we said it's like five days, long yep as okay, full disclosure we're playing on about like three hours sleep in the last eight or in our long two day. I we want we're, not complaint as we're, not complaining, but we're complaining. It was a rough. It was a rough ride. Back from Philly, it's before you get to it before we talk about what Woodhead, I just wanted to say props to the Philly fans that has some great pulling. Yes, they are the champions of the pro hundred per site. They need said we need to put like. I don't even know what it is just so big like poop emoji on city Hall. Thank you guys, boo better than anyone. I don't know what to get US world record is for long is blue, but that was probably pretty close. It was hard. It was a horror. It was deep. It was guttural is from their ball. Ballsacks
and it was good- and I don't even know if they serve beer at that thing- I don't think it matters for Philly through they serve beer. No, you bring your own to let you bring your own rumple mints in Philly fill. I saw a video of like a you know how they have the whole set up. Where, like the kids can kick? field goals and stuff. There's a kid in. Like a cowboys happen, there is pulling the fight, that's Philly, that is filled. I love it so yeah. So we we are we're in Philly until Wednesday, now we drove back. We had a lot of editing to do. We took the turnpike up north, We got pulled over Vanny Woodhead I tweeted this out, but it apparently having the free candy sign on the side of your van. It's Kat magnet so also tweeting at the cops yeah total is over it's kind of a car, yeah being a v, most snitch of all snitches. That was satire. You actually, you actually called
cops on me. You tweeted the cops on I ten in no more than twenty minutes later we get pulled over well. I hope you learned a lesson yeah so that so the police officer came up and he actually approach just on the passenger side, and it's really tough, to explain to a police officer that might not be familiar
with your podcast and all your weird inside jokes, that none of the doors work and none of the windows work and you bought the van as a joke yep. So we had to kind of talk her way out of that one. So shout out to the New Jersey, state, police officer, yeah, you know who you are very friendly, very professional at it. She let us off with a warning, got back safe. Anyone, I'm not gonna, see he's doing bad put. He sounded a little rough usual way back. Junkie are gonna, be the right word. It's it's! Alright, there were some. There were some vibrations once we crossed over, like the New York State, all the tires get flat after about four hours so arm yeah. It's interesting, we'll see what we'll see if it makes a great week we're gonna. Actually can we please have anyone out there, preferably in Brooklyn Mckay who listens to the show, we'll pay you, but we also like you know, a little help. Don't don't do that, you know don't do them
thank thing where you like yeah, you got to get this and this and this and forget about all your ball. Bearing on Fox, don't know, just give us a straight up with okay, let you drive out he'll, be on these rooms. Maybe will scratch your back. We will give you nice seamless ad out there, whom you never know but yeah hit us up. The dms are open. Pardon my take on twitter Let us know we really do need to get a fix, because when the police, Suppose over he's like hey, do you know your headlights? Broken? Is like uh nope? Hey, do you know your your seatbelts work, uh nope the door nope, I wonder yeah, one door and one window to Doris. It's two doors. They're they're connected there out the side door, but it does work fine, yeah in the event of a crash or roll over we're we're just dead yeah. That's how it's going to work. I think we fully killed us with the spaces in the city. Alright, we can best describe until you have, because I want to freak you out, but when I was pumping gas I wouldn't want to got full
a little gas started to leak out from the bottom. I don't know what that's funny for me. I'm sorry, I'm on it as soon as they just reduced rule, Rhet Residual run off. It happens in old vents, either way we actually enjoyed our time in Philly. Some ask me to describe Philly in three words today. I said not that bad. That's a high compliment. Bad, the only other thing I noticed in Philly. I know there's a lot of there's a lot of stereotypes. Philly Freddie Mitchell was just walking around Philly. We saw him three different times in three different locations. You just walking around looking for someone to hopefully interview to recognize a missile like twenty miles apart too there's a good dog. They couldn't find its way home and I'm just wondering he just so he's slender man yeah what he is. Yeah he's just learn about someone get Money Mitchell in like bring inside my three words would be human everywhere,
in some nice, you ship those that, since that was lovely by way local flavor. We we did a whole draft, you would you pay and houses for each pack, we're gonna put it all together. So make sure you check that out. It was pretty funny. We had a fun time. We we literally went everywhere in Philly. We had a good time, and you can see me step in the human. The the Philly doormat is what they call it and yeah and up you go over the sidewalk yeah. So speaking of Philly, let do a our interview with Donovan Mcnabb Philly Legend before we do it. I quickly I want to ask you Pft it's up. How do you do gambling tonight? I did great gambling tonight do not Betty SI dot com- I always use. But yes, I that come or you can write. Okay, so Betty SI dot com has over twenty years in business, their top rated business on sports Book review sites. Great mobile easy to use from anywhere live. In game wage rings, you can make place throughout entire games and events. At customer service available twenty four slash, seven, three hundred and sixty five. You can build your reputation, fast payments of winnings and free
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play in the NFL for a decade you reach the heights of the profession. Did you ' think yourself. Where did it all go wrong? Why am I sitting in a conversion van with two bloggers? Podcasters, you know it's funny. I had this discussion with the wife at home I will be a podcaster, so no, but she's. That sounds good, but I will be being a converter van. It may not be the level of what we're sitting in yep bye. Now that I know that elite status. Yes, I think at this particular point, I've some work to do it's like driving around with your living room, if you're living room just like ninety everyone, like my grandmother's, I'm glad to say it's like more, like my grandmother before the plastic, one on runs of the couches or when you go into that room where, if you walk in everyone in the family yells at you, because no one
in their living room, yeah, yeah or possibly smells like mothballs yeah. It is not my fault. The snow is most like cigarettes and red bull in here yeah same red, blue, okay. I can go with that. That is a bloggers feel. So this is rock bottom for you, you've been worse. No I've been worse, okay, the words they got. What? What and what was that like, so What we're doing now is kind of tough to willing to deal with. You know all right, love it's! So it's so we're here to talk about the draft. A little bit you're in town, you're, gonna be doing stuff on ESPN yesterday. This is Friday, there's Friday, so check Donovan out on what, for first taking MIKE and MIKE Epps, we met Stephen, a Smith. I always do you know what you do? Is you go back at him? Your laugh at him. You talk about him a little bit. You may mention a little bit about his hairline or as little there's your goatee, and then you get right into the fact. Also he wears huge pants weird. It looks like a hot air balloon landed on his belt. Well, you know he still in the. How should I say Mint.
The house, okay, yeah, since eighty right right, yeah, you know the big suit doesn't understand about the European cut yet yeah, but he still thinks he's flashy in class disastrous for MAC, calling like Allen Iverson on the phone think he's still in the late. Well, he likes to name drop yeah. I will say that he I talked to Lebron yeah or I talked to Kobe you should you should drop on him, however yeah or throw a big word out of yeah, you have low self along, so yeah right, exactly okay, we got you prefer that now before we talk about the draft, let's get you prepared for MIKE and MIKE okay yeah. We we do this with everyone. We do. It's called fair play MIKE and MIKE you be Donna Mcnab. He Michael look. 'cause? We MIKE Greenberg? Do we have cheese but because of the size It is alright. Here we go ready. So
so you're on MIKE and MIKE here we go. Ok! Welcome back to MIKE and MIKE this is MIKE Greenberg were here with Donovan Mcnabb. I was not able to watch Donovan when he played, because I James ran too late and my wife doesn't. Let me stay up at like this. Interview is being brought to you by the subway fresh, take Progresso soup, Chunky, Campbell's soup driver aggressive insurance, one eight hundred flowers. Remember when you were in the soup commercial. You said there was none. Chicken rice soup? I agree it's ago. I watch. Do you like Maine? Do you eat your soup with a fork and a knife I like goalie yeah, you do sound like and you definitely got greedy. I always have to say for audience at home, I'm on a diet, but for them I will eat it for the craft. You see me, I wipe my hands right there, yeah yeah
that's going to be. That's gonna, be legendary in about two weeks right, exactly it's going to be like the it's going to look like Jesus in a little bit. Let's get some serious talk. The draft obviously famous because you were the second the draft and you got booed by the team that runs friends whose first year which was first. Maybe a blue is classic and and legendary. Well, it's kind of legendary okay like really iconic. Okay, they pick a guy. They boom. He ends up being great for their franchise. So when that moment happens, are you like? are you sad or you just like damn it like? Are you? Are you on the other side saying I gotta prove them wrong. I gotta show them that I'm going to be good. You know what I wasn't thinking over anything at that particular time. The first time I was boot, I actually laughed because I had never been boot. Uh, we are in New York which, where I played at Syracuse Oh my family and friends, were there when
actually went out on the stage and was boo again I laughed but then that was the motivation aspect of it for me to to prove a point to show. While it was the right pick and talking to Andy Reid in the coaching staff. You know, so you kind of laughed it off a little bit. We made a little joke of it once we got back and you know that point on it was one that I took steps to make sure I prove that it was the right pick. Did you ever think about apologizing Philly fans for not having as dependable careers, Ricky Williams. Absolutely not. You know, It was one of those yeah. Well, it was one of those where I wish. I had a a thousand pies and brought in their face and Chapelle Voice. Yeah there we go. I like it out, so you get drafted. What are like it it what's. The first two days like after you get drafted is absolute world. When you remember any of it, You know what it's a whirlwind uhm you know because leading up till the draft. You just don't know you
your family, everyone's trying to do whatever it takes in order to get your mind off the draft, then the actual day. Comes you sitting there with the rest, the players, Just like hey man, good luck to you, wouldn't! Actually you like. I hope I go earlier than you. I don't want to be here that long and when you're actually drafted you go into the phase of just learning a new playbook, getting to know the guys being comfortable in locker room trying to find a place to stay, but but then it's just kind of trying to find a way to be relaxed and that's the main thing for me and everything that I do. If I'm preparing for something, I just tried to be relax and have fun with what type of ribs was Andy Reid eating. When you first met him, you know what
it's funny. He wasn't even louder rips stakes all okay. Now he was eating cheese steaks, because that was a big thing. You have the trial, the cheese, steaks yep and I think that's when he gained maybe about fifteen extra, proud just fifteen. Just that's that's Monday, right now, right fifteen, you know once beat rookies coming in his first I'm coaching and write my first year he put on that freshman fifteen yeah. Well, what does he keep in his utility belt? You quality boat is just it's a bunch of little people just calling for help, because it's falling It's in every quarter. We play right may because the stomach wants to expand a little more uh. It's like when it's like a gremlin when you throw water on his back yeah. All of a sudden the blast got got your that similar silent. What leading up to the draft you'd obviously been in touch with a lot of teams. How confident were you that the Eagles were going to take? You are where you I had a meeting with the greatest it's funny, because I had no clue my age,
and had had talks with with the eagles. But it wouldn't expressed that to me like it was nothing I talked to whatever team I talked to this, you know, because I thought Cleveland was going to make a move in shock everybody and all of and sudden draft me. And if that did happen, I was thinking Chicago being from Chicago, would move up Minnesota showed interest, Cincinnati, showed interest, but really feel Delphia was one in which I thought the interview went great coaching staff was great but didn't do that yeah Cleveland. They really know what they're doing in the draft. So yeah they've had a lot of success over the last one hundred and twenty nine quarterbacks that they've had and it all started in nineteen. Ninety nine I mean, if you had gone to Chicago, would be in the best bears quarterback of all time. Well, a problem with the Cleveland. I probably still been playing. Oh that's, wow
atomic, not retired, spell sorry so you're breaking! In other words, if Cleveland offered you, let's just say, fifteen million a year, you come back absolutely oh, oh breaking go Browns Hue Jackson APP is coming out. I mean the eighteen year, I'll be back Andy Reid. Is it? Was it ever awkward to make jokes about his time management? Did you ever get to that level of your relationship with him? yes. Do we make jokes ever know because I'm a part of it yeah so true, so that will be me laughing at myself, true of and that's the phone and no I'm not laughing okay, they check in a car sales and, like maybe hey Andy, like I don't know, maybe get I'm gonna watch for Christmas they. Let me that we have to get myself one true, so we're both in it. Together, I mean, even though its belt was, was calling for help, and you know I guess I'm joined at the hip with one last any re question I I don't know if you can tell, but we're big any re guys when
it would rain would and you get like a little scared, because he would you know he looks like real, like a sad walrus when it rains too much you been mustache would hurt. Was he ever like? Can we just move this game to tomorrow, because rain tonight you know most big guys with big statues like the water in the the screw. You can always out on the field as it will flavors Grillo Flavor Saver, you know, but for those who are listening, you know you take that how you want it, which are my rain water, yeah, rain water. You know, but you know he's a big big red war is pretty much yeah. One final last question about it: did you wear Hollinger's all the time all all the time and if he doesn't have a full yearly life. I contract with Tommy Bahama. I mean because this particular point he's wearing leaves and whatever on his shirt and the leaves
I'll, be bigger than me, and fifty percent of the fabric sold by time. Mama goes to any ready read I mean if they think they're kind of lacking in sales. Just looking at these people forget ' he used to play basketball at Syracuse right who's, a better to sports Syracuse athlete. You were Greg Paulus now probably be me, but I will say this about Greg. Paulus This was an all american and football. All american basketball chose to play basketball at Duke, so bingo like to Lemoyne or you can go to any of the small schools. He went to Duke and started for four years, so I will say basketball since he's, I will say, other than me, but he he played so it makes thank you Greg Paulus. If that's, Oh, absolutely for sure I don't care if you started to. That means nothing to me how grumpy is Jim Debate time everyday. He might have been. The most angry is looking person in America and maybe because he was trying to dig into
the reason is that I was gonna say I mean this two of every single time I was on tv. They caught me picking my nose yeah, you know, but the thing everybody knew that, but I'm glad you caught they aren't you ever call the for plan is on now because I would be part of his own. That's the main card situation, play Mandem and be a man hey look they wanted. Can be shipped the minimal to find affordable into any one of those can work technically. Well. The whole thing about it is is a you can't you from the outside- please don't yeah okay, but We got our eyes, so it still man car. I wanted to quickly talk about the Hall of Fame. I have two questions. Ok, all right! The first on Tony Romo, just retired and people started mumbling Hall of Fame talk. They contend that you had a better career than Tony Romo. That bother you at all. The people are talking about Tony Romo in the hall fame and not maybe talking about you in the Hall of Fame the same way. No, it doesn't bother me at all
thing about it. Is I don't have a pic right. You know he doesn't have a pig mean of us have a pick. Whoever gets in. As you know, I think, if you don't get any move it move on, I think for Tony he's put up great numbers and if they want to go by numbers, then tell as great numbers in a regular season. It's just unfortunate his playoff occurred in numbers aren't the same, but I will say this: biggest Tony. It made Dallas I mean right, they were, they were relevant each and every year now did they win a lot. You know nobody's, does a good quarterback all right and then the second question. Obviously, Teo is banned the hot button when it comes to the just now and it yeah just that just doesn't work because every morning again, if you never even a little bit of a lightning rod for the first time in our rear yeah, we the Hall of Fame, okay, as he has. He obviously has the numbers to back it up. Yeah the question and the jacket, the yeah yeah, the yellow jackets. The notion is the lockerroom presence and as a teammate you,
who played with Tio. You had success with Tio. You also had some failures with Tio. Do you think it? is overblown the whole. He was a really bad teammate and broke up locker rooms. If it happens once then it's gonna overblown if it happens twice, let's go So, what's going on? Ok, it happens more than three times like three yeah, then sometimes it's maybe not anyone else that maybe you could. How excited were you in Hugh Douglas punched in the face at first of all, wasn't in the training room when it happened, I don't know happen is built into the locker room, but as of right now, Hugh Douglas is the the fan right, even after the fight so guys do they just punch each other, so they become the hello and Philip. How to how you know how to deal with that, though you know in the NFL. This is obviously I I think everyone looks. The patriots is like the model team, because they have a locker room in the system
then every year they can bring in a guy who might be a little bit of an issue but he'll fall in place. How do you deal with the I like to go when supposed to be the leader locker room he comes in, he only cares about TL. Well, I mean as you see would bill Belichick and then those guys did they Saddam's island, Chad, Johnson which chat bought into the system. He just was able to fit into the play. Calling up things that nature with with t o c o is a great player. On the football field you hands down, you? Everyone knows that he makes great plays. I make the guys. Round the better his antics, Trouble, a lot of things that that he did wasn't. Such a album until it hit the media right, then now he has to defend itself in the right, which makes it worse because now everyone else has to talk about it? Ok, so
you know that we handled it. The right way, all the leaders you know, did what we had to do. He knew what we were expecting and it just stuff blew up when He decided to go into his own thing, so sit ups in the driveway that sort of thing well, that is one of them. It helped that you had a lot of real, solid depth at wide receiver, with guys like Todd, Pinkston and Freddy Mitchell yeah, we just read off right into your shadow. You didn't miss a beat. He is the that's this report, because Joe Thomas actually recently said that the locker room distraction is only distraction when you have to start answering for other guys. So was there ever a time when it was like? Ok, TL is getting out of control, but it hasn't reached the media. So we don't care well who controllable in the locker room. You know, because when we're in put on let safe haven so to speak. You know you can handle anything. That's going on. We get out on the football field. We practice. We prepare, we go, we leave. No one knows
everybody else is doing not until you look up on whatever network and he's doing a sit down interview with somebody talk about. What's happened, you thought: do we just talk about this right right, Why are we doing this interview? Or in and now we have to answer questions in a locked room about what he said you know what he is expected to happen? It didn't happen and it became it becomes a problem right. So in terms of this years. Draft we're looking at a lot of back. Some would say it's not a great quarterback draft, but teams are thirsty their thirsty af for quarterbacks you, are the Cleveland Browns or the jets are one of these teams? What look for in a guy that can succeed as a professional. Well, if I'm the Cleveland browns- This point what I would do well there a lot of questions about Myles Garrett. You know, because you look at Zach Total is very low and then he had four sex verse
time is sperm count good. Well, no, not going there, okay, all but I'll. Let you handle that if he knows a lot about balls, okay, I will let that one go, but you know you had a force that verses a conference USA Today- and you know the finish the year off with about eight sex as a number one pick. That's rare right, you're coming in as the number one pick you only have eight sex now someone say today, being Clowney didn't have great numbers going into the draft. But there was something there about Joe Davian Clowney. You just couldn't pass up some something there about Mario Williams, when he was the first pick in the draft so would as Garrett is the a safe pick he's a safe pick, but for Cleveland Route. If I'm a clean browser, I'm going to get Jay Cutler, I'm a brings in Cutler in I'm also draft a wide receiver, probably in a second round or that late first round. So now you have a defensive end, you have a veteran quarterback and you have it.
I'd receiver there that can also help your offense and hopefully you know you'll come out throughout the draft for guys that will give you death and you'll be successful in in year, one with at least eight with who is your favorite quarterback in the draft? I love I like to Sean Watson, okay, shot once it has proven he can play a big game. He's proven that he can lead his team to where you want to go if he has a supporting cast. I think also what you're seeing this is leadership qualities stand out about your risky thirteen games. That's not that's, not a good resume right, cuz, he hasn't understand understood how to handle adversity when expectations are high, I think with the Sean Kaiser Great great ceiling. He got a high ceiling, but has to be in the right system. I think the kid from from Texas, Tech, Patrick a problem probably is the most athletic and probably have the strongest arm, but he also has to be in the right system because of what the
doesn't. He came out of- is so wide open, it's like Johnny Manzel again, but not the Johnny Manziel as the player right, but that type of offense. So there are a lot of questions about these quarterbacks, but I would say to Sean Watson is probably number one. Do you think the spread offense in college football is hurting the NFL's product? Absolutely they're, not they're, not training, these kids to be pocket. Passers they're, not helping these kids get better each year. Of reading defenses and work on timing in the passing game. Everything it seems like it's off kilter now, great guys can make plays outside the pocket. But when you're inside the pocket three step by step, seven step drop, you got to be able to get the ball out, read the defense and allow the office to continue on with the receivers making yards of the kids. Okay, who are you actually instrumental? I think, in terms of changing the running back position as well, you and Brian Westbrook. So he
he was your security blanket. He was always there. He would rack up all the all purpose yards. I think, since he came into the league and had so much success, you're seeing emphasis on taking just between the tackle road power back yeah so which running, back. Do you see as most fitting that mold you know it's funny, you know, would Brian Westbrook was plan. You also have a daily of Thomas, and that was big. You know in my early years, Curtis Martin wasn't just a downhill run. We caught the ball out of the backfield of Marshall, Falk. Uh with special on what he was doing, I think in this this class people may think that Mccaffrey, probably is the guy because of what we've seen in his pedigree- and you know things that I need. I Dalvin cook. Now I know a lot people have been down on Dalvin Cook because of his injury. I think he's kind of the windows guys that you know if he set up in your favorite guy in Kansas City, young, his favorite
here, the guy that he he kind of modeled his game after or the former running back at from Kansas City, who suffered a lot of couple of injuries no longer there. I can't think of his name is a guy. He idolized. So I think that's probably the back then. I think people need to keep an eye on. Maybe if he goes to Kansas City and you read, will let him run the ball five times a game and still only do screen passes. Well, I mean, when you have
I like that, that's twelve rushes to catch it! That's over a hundred is a hundred eighty total. Your any read, I feel like every single game he's like alright, we're gonna try to run the ball and then at the end of the game. They're like oh. We pass that seventy five percent of the time whoops. Well, when you have an out yeah, you got a lovely story ball when he can use his legs. You, forty yards, you cannot cage it out out of animal erred out, I loved every bit of it any less true. It helps we were Ortiz, seven! Thirty! Yes exactly! Do you think that rush Limbaugh is over rated, because people are so desires to see to see a white man succeed at conservative talk, radio I don't know who that is rush, Limbaugh yeah he his name, doesn't pop up in my mind. Ok, do you have a beef with him and I don't know bout who rush Limbaugh yeah, not anymore, Oh, you know you squash, that you know what I learned. If you want to squash the you say, he's not about that life, that's right!
That's the new way. You say it is not about that. You can, hang it always going down. Let's do should we rap what else do you have? I think we're good alright. So let's do mean tweets and then we will rap it up. Oh actually, no, I had one final question. I hate to bring it up the puke in the super bowl, Now! If you can find ok, wait, wait, wait! I'm going to ask! I don't think we've been asked. This I'm not going to ask the normal question here. Sometimes when you puke, like I wanna, say, tease good, but you're like that. Wasn't a bad tasting puke. Sometimes if you care like that was disgusting, which one was it how 'bout there was a few more which one was it was so cute just tell me which one it was good or bad. If you wanna talk about when you pick your language, that was actually, I don't think. I've ever said that that was some good. Yes, good, we're going forward that felt good and it wasn't like the worst thing ever
was that what was or was it a I'm so drunk like? Oh man, I I someone get me a cab home or sometimes a few drug. You feel after you puke. Feel better yeah. That's why I gotta keep drinking yeah better after that Putin rally was imbued out you know of so many I I don't know. How does it feel weird knowing that you inhaled a bunch of dead man's ashes after that guy ran onto the field and and dropped off him? You know what who will you come over here to help their body inside you? I don't think I was playing that I think I was heard that game, but what I will say is the guys from Arizona, and I seen him at the elephant bar. In Arizona and ask him about it, He said his mom said you know when she passed. She wanted to. You know: pass away and Philadelphia Eagles year or at the stadium, and the mantis gave his wishes to. What is my one can't be mad about that all right now you have a dead body and
I do that's fine, so all right, it is not only for the for the Viking cells as well. That was excellent. I was there for a bagel in some girl. I was, I saw one of the games. I was a Monday night football or no me the Sunday night football at soldier field. That was the day I so Carl. Isn't it yeah? I think yeah sorry to bring up that. So no problem, member that time that MIKE Shanahan was just a real to you would which time when he, when he gave a press conference and use terms like cardiovascular endurance was pretty funny. Alright mean tweets up, been so gracious with your time. I hope I hope this hasn't been too painful. Real tweets, real tweets from were reading right off twitter. We found these. You know the Kimmel Mean tweets,
spin on it mean tweets, ok, okay, so this one is from to is the best Donovan Mcnabb was the worst and the person says t is so much better than Donovan. Mcnabb Mcnabb was a bum and I hated how his watches were always super super big and flashy and kind of consciously large, especially the faces of them not about their life, all right. So now, with this year, was yeah. Okay, this one is from at Fred X sixteen he says: hey Donovan! You remember when you that big Afro Did you not know that your hair could end in ties? Also? It's interesting! That's not that's another! Real hours ago, one of the go in okay, so this one is from to Terrel owns. This looks like Caroline's official, this cat blue check. Mark, you said, look Jack Moore, I Jeff Garcia was the best quarterback I. Ever played with and if
Mcnaboe tries to tell part of my take that he didn't puke in the super bowl he's lying thoughts, and I was I came wow interested in Philly right now. How do you know that interesting one more it's pack. Joy ride just got a high score. Four hundred and thirty six miles that was actually from you. Jetpack yeah used to that game? I don't know that it would honor automatically to no? No, no automatically yeah phones like how you doing John back hard right now, that's a good one. This is not a good one. This was from you also it. It says Does anybody think that Aaron Hernandez his career is over? Now that he's been arrested for murder? Who, let's revisit, let's revisit what was that five years ago, yeah that was about? or five years ago. I know that he, you guy, replied in because I like your twitter game. I replied. Yes, I love the way you know when there, and so you know, critiquing my my twitter
This is a love that you know, especially when they re tweets, something that was four years ago yeah. I did that. I love your tweets. You can delete your treat if you like. Why should I believe? I don't know if you just yeah hey if people that means of people who are following you, I get more followers truly say it's true or not more people follow. So you know what for all of you who are following keep I'll, say more dumb stuff. I like your twitter game because you use twitter how it should be used to start a discussion. You oftentimes say thoughts, question mark, let me know You actually read people's thoughts that they send you, or do you just like tweet it and then drop your phone into a trash can so no trashcan table. Do I read them Yeah? Ok, so so please yeah one last one this is from at city of Philadelphia. It says boo. I hate my life, sorry for them. Yeah how's, your relationship with
we now. My relationship is always been good. You know, I don't listen to worst talk radio, but for the people that I see love what I said for my crazy, I'm like in my car, wouldn't I cannot understand any eagles fan. That would not be a huge fan of you because, like you brought them so much success like as a bears fan like this guy, like I would love for back to bring any even half that success is another, What I can do with what I did was just play ball be passionate about. It have fun in the process. You know, do some stuff in the community with the kids, and you know that so for the kids offer. You also refer the kid you have a great voice, so it sounds like we're interviewing very white back here. I like it well, thank you. Can you the ladies love, it yeah.
Just sit on top your speed. A ladies home sit on top your speaker like in that Howard Stern. No, no, you go to give him a little, I'm yeah the right, that's the show! Thank you Donovan. Thank you for having me in this exotic vehicle. Yes, maybe I'll go wash my neck and back after it's all over and your it was a crack crack. right that was out. Alright, we as a hard name to say right that was not american app is not mister. Buski I'll tell you that much Mitchell Mitchell, I am so into Mitch, Trib Eski baby and I'm not just saying because Caleb is going to be really mean to me. If I say anything, bad Donovan was awesome, Donovan had no qualms about stepping into the van and just in bathing in our cigarettes and red bull, so carpet yeah why people are so down on Mitchell? I think he's going to be good. It's them. It's risky show he
still. I I didn't want to make the show about the bears traffic, but the bears did something so crazy that it becomes the story of the draft. As ever, did you see the they give? The bears? A d minus instantly, yeah Divide it deserved t minus it's like what the fuck could you get? Let me breathe like give it to me in the morning. I don't need to know that I got a d minus the minute. I finished the test. Well, they boo Jesus too. I always like to say no comfort people when they're going through hard times with that tidbit that also the browns swap pics with the Texans. I will hoping that it was going to be just them. Sending us the Brown sending Osweiler back to Texas to move up. Yes, that would have been wonderful to me. We said when he got trade. Originally Brock. Osweiler as like his own currency. Now, yes, you just trade him in exchange for you, you give somebody a call. Yes exactly, he don't want. No one really knows its value, but we all know it's fake. It's worth something right. Getting no do is reverse big corn, because getting rid of it is worth something
Oh, I did I meant to ask us at the beginning of show: do you think the worst pic I think in the in the draft was was MA homes at ten and the chiefs trading up seventeen pics to get him yeah. Do you think they did that because they're like Yo Ryan Pace, is going to get a lot of heat like now? Is our time going to the radar just well. Who cares yeah I was going to talk about. It was a free play for them, no word yet your apps, I think you're definitely right about that. I also think is it will questionable move by any read. It doesn't really fit a system which is throw the ball like four yards, yes, arms too strong for the cat for the Andy Reid offense. He just gonna be over throngs receivers. Older they'll do two quarterbacks, but what they do to go, production field. At the same time, I like it, it's never been done. Only one ball, though let's start over again single wing yeah and he really loves wings. True also true by the
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how different charities to stand in front of kids, sick, kids, inner city high school kids that had like it earned scholarships or something like that, make a wish. Kids, you name it Roger Goodell, had them front and center the kids you can't boom when those kids are up there and he's getting like standing applause's from from the entire crowd is a gas I've done well. Thank you for knowledge. In my tenure he used a human shield of sick kids. That's where Roger Goodell is at now, yeah he's a he's, basically the like the the leader, Syria right now you have right on music every I have a hundred percent approval rating right now I mean I listen to all these years. No one put a mixtape together, no also a hundred percent approval rating aside that their duty court as your post Nate silver, if you're out there. Let me know it was. Are you saying? Well, it was, I mean what the balls plus model said on Hitler, plus plus, yes, is actually the one you want was two plus is put in with plus was bent, so it looks like a different symbol, but I don't know if people can tell if we're if we, if they can tell that we're taping this at one in the morning, yeah
how many, how many sick kids is need to bring to Fox, He might know he's going to you know. He's going to do is he's going to just get a ring of him. You know when you, when you see it out like if you go to a mall or like maybe like an amusement park and there's all those little kids holding a leash together, so they don't lose each other he's going to do that, he's going to leave him a big ring around him. It's going to be a leash of like little sick, kids, hula hoop of six children who walks around him out onto the field yeah. I can see the have. I could also see Goodell just going hologram embracing technology from now on, Hologram Goodell can show up in thirty two stadiums. On the same day. Well, I guess only sixteen 'cause there's sixteen Games yeah, but I could see him just virtual reality is the wave of the future. I like that to me a once in a lifetime moment that first game, when they show, I think it's going to just exactly what we saw less be Bruce yeah, actually Philly, really they they raise the bar for you guys so consider the gauntlet thrown down. I mean it's been
Tony isn't showed up in New England, and you think that you're better brewers in Philly fans. I think that boo on that night, if he shows up will be like will not be defeated in terms of booze, okay, feel like. Let's get the Guinness people out there to measure that one I'm excited if he puts maybe he'll do like this is not going thing. You know they they be like Kerry. Your kid on your chest. That's what or he could just swaddle himself and look like a baby. Yes, sir, and just have somebody will I'm out in the in the gigantic carriage yeah we're diaper yeah. So are one one Roger Goodell, you're you're, the master. We all know we, we tip our cap to you every year, you do it. You throw troops in kids and everything out us just so we can it's. It's slows us down just a little bit great job at all. We have a trouble in Paradise. Actually, this is a all of Paradise fixed, so I don't know if you saw this but Kobe has inserted himself into a lot of things. Yes, a lot
things into Carmelo Anthony and Phil Jackson. Trouble in Paradise. He had this to say he's eat, because we basically is he's a fixer he's a therapist. He said the history, is you get through rough times after you win a good amount of championships? We certainly had, rocky times we still stuck it out. We figured out our way through it and came out better because of it. They certainly were there in Chicago and when he was in LA, but the champions Championships can overshadow that so he's basically saying Carmelo and filled Jackson will like each other, but if the next rattle off like four in a row so you're saying that that Kobe is a fair, yes. I definitely agree with the last six letters that were new, but I also think that what he's trying to do is he's pulling it. We we checked in on last year just what Lock predicted Kobe Bryant.
Just coming back this year, maybe he's just trying to keep Carmelo in New York so that Kobe can join him in two thousand and seventeen two thousand and eighteen, oh rattle off some championships. I like that Chris Paul too this fall's always linked in all those. That's right! There's a frog! Three guys are getting together. Chris Paul's me part of it. Chris Paul is the ugly friend yeah and the like is: are you bring in Chris long ago? Maybe and the like? Are you sure, yeah well, yeah, probably not yeah walk. If, in that analogy, Carmelo is the friend everyone like pretend all I'm. You text him in the morning and you're like. Should I missed your text? Sorry, oh, are you still at the bar Carmelo, but either way I love this Kobe, just simplified it as much as possible. You guys got a kiss make up and have the Knicks win a championship for the first time in like forty years yeah. That's it it's simple as that so easy. I want one come on two plus two: we have it done or finished for Alabama football.
Alabama football. Their defense was football fly off the board in the first ten picks. They only had like what four first rounders and they're all two teens and the twenties yes, which is named Alan, hold on until the seventeenth Jonathan Allen yeah, so the yeah, the red skins, finally took another Alan that nobody else wanted me. So that's good! That's it very on brand, for them It's the only way, actually that the skins could have managed a competent pick given their front office now, just by having basically Nick Saban throw out some rumors of over shoulders or fuct and then actually they're. Not there Well, if you take it Alabama pick you basically, you can't call in Alabama pick a bus for like three years I mean look at Trent. Richardson people like oh, maybe he'll, be ok, because of how good Alabama is people give them a little bit of extra time. So it's a smart strategy for like I need to keep my job I'll. Just take off Alabama
the client! Yes, is that right, sir yeah, because I'm not like that. It's again it's one o'clock right now by the way, when you brought this up. I was like hey they're, not really dark finished had four picks in the first round, but then I remembered way back four hours ago, which feels like ten days ago, Cocho was on NFL network before the dry, and he said Lsu has a two hundred, and thirty am curfew during bowl week. That is the best for
I've ever seen will go ahead Bulger and they have a good time shares at Bowie. Listen boys, relax, boys play wells almost exactly Saturday. Football colleges have to come home last call that science, once it is fair as players roll out. Furthermore, let's call you gotta come home I'll talk with you get over sir, from time to time, as long as you make it home by bed check out two hundred and thirty wanna fucking Genius, Carlo and you bring up another good point, which is it goes along the same lines of judging a states, literacy rate or how they perform on standardized tests. As long as Louis Anna beats Alabama. That's all they gotta do correct. As long as Alabama beats least that's all they have to do so right now done or finished. I'm going to say that Alabama football is finished. Then I think that this performance by Lsu's draft picks. Going push Cochos recruiting over the top I'm going to predict,
five to ten year reign of dominance for cultural Rhonda and by you for net and Jamal Adams, both top ten picks her and that a lotta link the quarterback when our backs- I want to do quickly seeing Red Hank you can do like what do we call it now passing green, no yeah like lucky charms or something? I don't even know Rondo Rondo's injury to the irish luck of the Irish Rondo's injury. Somehow made I mean the bulls are going to win this series, which is bullshit, because now Gar Pax are going to get that extension, Fred, Hoiberg's, an awful coach He flairs hilarious. He got he they. Someone asked him if Isaiah traveled 'cause, he was complaining
about that Isaiah Thomas and he just stood up. He said no and walked out. I hope people in the street just asking that all the time, ok just to travel I've just never seen somebody realized that she just can't. I think I think it was. I think they were saying. Is this a Carey yeah he's a key caries put still Fred Hoiberg like he, he doesn't hate the fact that he he went with my Carter Williams awfully when Jerian Grant is awful. He he still hasn't. Let Jimmy Butler bring up the ball. It's fucking bullshit. I hate it all of it. An You know what I even hate. Even more is people saying, oh well, Rondo was still in this series. The bulls win yeah, probably right, but if Rajon Rondo is like the linchpin for your whole fucking season, that's a big fucking problem and now seeing right now, ok, alright Hank, So you look at the Irish. Take Rhonda's pretty good. I mean It was a tough stuff series, but yeah rondos fuqing good, but they didn't fucking play him all year to in this position. They took him this long to fucking figure it out and they would have been a seat. Ok, that was seeing red again.
Dwyane Wade in this series, so I think the fact that we've we've come back from this is pretty press Wayne Wade. How many championships has you have three three time, NBA champion yeah, that's no easy feat: three off of the bulls panic button time I'm not pressing the panic button capitals are down apps dominated okay, it all right you only smoke. This is the only way worse now, the only stat that that didn't go on their favors the score. So it's just you, that's just one stat of many that you keep track of in hockey. I don't even play hockey grows in part. Is the only artist patient? Listen! What not a big deal except if you're, the Washington Capitals and you're playing the Pittsburgh Penguin, I'm not guess what same as it ever I'm not a message is different caps team different. About the different year. I'm throwing the panic button out the window, I'm not going to press it. Ok, 'cause the penguins just took home ice going to go back to the igloo. You can try.
What a game at a home doesn't you? Can they afford tickets hockey in Pittsburgh? There's no home show up to the might be, that's why? I hope you don't we that They went back something in one where they under siege, no, the other one where it kills everyone, something empowered big impact, yeah big impacts, big big blow
up impact your users do not work, I'm not worried. No! No! No. If you watch the game, it was dominance by the caps. It was that way more scoring opportunities. They just didn't get it. I did have that authority. Did you get a single power play tonight? Yes, the reps are bias okay, and so what we had was so the caps have to defeat two opponents right. They've got a few to referees, they've got to feed the penguins, and they also that if he does well man this small little guy yeah, that's fine. So three, three people, that's alright, we've done before with it again. I did, it did seem like the capitals had more chances and it seems like they're gonna score a million times, and it just didn't happen. So, if Theo Fleury standing on his head, sometimes you run into a hot goaltender, interesting yeah, it's fine, but I will be down in DC on Saturday, and this is this is a lot like me. I'm not hey guys, will talk about maturity. Give me great again, because I got to keep on that and I'm not even mad. I'm I'm totally confident. This is fine. It's all fine! It's on the dog in the fire to find your fine, it's fine! So the house is burning what happens if they lose on Saturday night? Probably I'm
note commits seppuku before I get on the track, I'm going to go down onto the ice and grab one of their skates and jam it into my stomach and pull my entrails. Oh, my god, I'm alright, if it's twenty you're in trouble, that's you're mashing. The panic with two owes now spin zone 2o, most dangerously in hockey. True Hank wanna do some jimbos. Sure, do I'll start. We set up our Instagram account as a business account, yes and accidentally didn't realize. Part of doing that was that you have to your phone number, becomes public so all day on Wednesday, We are at the draft. I just getting blown up by random stories that were calling me telling me to suck their dick. I didn't know how yeah that's like fun, it was funny you're in the back of any wooden like why the fuck do people keep calling Maine couldn't figure it out. Alright, alright took a girl
for our first date. We spent about seven hours together. So after I drop her off, I at least a pants ripper. I held all day long. She felt she forgot her purse in the car and ran back to get it before I could get out and handed to her. She was inside breathing in my rancid methane, oh yeah, her look of disgust and disappointment, told me this was also our last I don't even know what that means. What are you doing taking a girl on a seven hour? First date? That's that's your problem. You gotta friend zone already yeah you gotta Time Box, where you are listen to her problems. Already yeah right, you're laughing at all or jokes, where you spend seven hours doing with it, you gotta Time box or first date, it's going to be a movie, maybe dinner and then oh, I got an early day work tomorrow by the way, little tip for the people out. There lot of people go dinner. The movie movie then dinner 'cause. Then you have something to talk about it dinner or that's. That's. You'll pro tip for you out there, and I will this guy's back. I agree with you. One hundred percent a seven hour dates ridiculous, but farting
after you've been in a situation where you can't fart, you got to do it right away and it's an honor. That's on our Mount Rushmore of good fortune to have lane and then, after date, yeah after you at what what once you walk into an elevator. You know it's funny. You know they. They say that you know women get equal rights and all that stuff, welcome. She wasn't dropping if she had been dropping you off she would've done. The exact same thing should have gone back into her car smelled. The fart you probably would've, been cool with it yeah. So it's not well, it's girls, don't fart. If we're going to be so. If we're going to be so chivalrous, then girls should be able to smell her farts and be happy with them. True, equal opportunity. My best friend is getting married memorial day weekend being the best man I planned a weekend for the boys in Montreal. Three of us didn't over the border because we've gotten to Hughie's, including myself, I plan paid for badger, part and I couldn't attend. Oh yeah. This is a new law that you can't go
to Canada. If you have had to do. You live let's put a few years, but yeah we yeah, but I mean it doesn't. It feels a little hypocritical because I feel like you can't live in painted it unless you've had a DUI yeah, that's true they don't need anymore right. Ok, there's there max that's part of their culture; they don't want people coming in appropriating quebecois tradition. True, fair, my buddy doesn't have a password on his phone got his phone stolen from the bar on Saturday. Woke up Sunday afternoon to find his venmo had been cleared and the savage uploaded his dick. Take from his camera roll to a Snapchat story: oh wow! Ok, so that's yeah. That's a great move by the thief. Yes, great move by the thief, but you are one hundred percent to blame, because if you don't have a lock code on your phone, you deserve everything you get in life. You, member fight, are used to not have a lock code on his phone. We actually use that, like we have intervention by to put a password on your phone and then it got stolen and
some girls like hijacked as twitter, old in I wouldn't care. So much about my venmo or people uploading Dick PICS to like my facebook account or anything like that, I would he mostly concerned that someone get on my twitter and be funnier than me, and then I just have to let them keep the phone. Let's just hope this guy had a bigger dick. Let's just pray 'cause I mean. Then it's really not that big of a deal just let him let him just fire him off. He planted the seeds for you and he did all the hard work uh. My coworker after she mentioned her boyfriend, broken up and got shot down didn't realize until later they had been dating for six years, and I asked her a week after they broke up now. It just seemed desperate Well lets you shoot rebound yeah, that's fine! Let's see, I think you did exactly turns out. She just doesn't like you. I don't think it has anything to do with the gradients. For its fair sorry turns out. She didn't break up with her boyfriend to get with you, yeah OZ,
image that there's a lot of what is a wonderful, I'm gonna, get it out, get into that, but there's a lot of award winning listeners saying suck their dicks to various people. Okay, we're done with them. Not to not. We have to end that when I was well, it was the biggest error in judge. We've ever made. We've made a lot of them. It's it's shocking. It happened to us in Philly. A lot a lot, a lot, not a hundred percent sure if those were listens, or they were just normal Philadelphia until about their everyday. We walked out of the hotel at like eight hundred and thirty in the morning, and the guy was had his headphones in, so he obviously talked a little louder and he just screamed suck my dick and we're like. Ok. This is, we're starting a bad trend dozens of pasture, but I think the mayor was standing next to us at that point yeah. So, let's we're really going to try to get off that we gotta get off that as a team. We're all a team here award winning listeners were talking to you, gotta get off that all right. The last one relates to our, but we don't really care. If you do it or not, our fault.
Our fallen sweet Prince Simon, the bunny gone too soon. Listening to a new podcast on the way home United killed the rabbit? She said they killed the Easter Bunny. My four year old is now crying with the Easter. Bunny is dead which caused my one year old to start crying now, I'm crying because my wife won't be home for another hour to deal with this shit thanks, PFD alright. If there any kids in the car right now turn the volume up I'll make it all better ready. Ok, hang on! Let me turn the volume. Hey, kids, hey! SAM is not real. That's up I'll. Do that Santa is real. Can you say sorry, sorry, was that a hangover so sorry listeners, oh ok, you were looking at you're. Looking at Hank were apologizing for something maybe subliminally I just apologize. I mean started the new season. Basically, that's that's so messed up, though I mean you come on, don't you feel a little bad.
It's kind of hilarious. I feel I mean the fact that he started crying because his kids were crying which what's up Easter, Bunny doing eggs because bunnies are even lay eggs to the Never even thought of I've never gone to a grocery store and seen rabbit aches. I think that might well yeah, okay, hey! That's your that's! Your new! Your new prepared radio the next show bad radio. I can't even I can't even think about bunnies without thinking about our fallen, sweet boy, bad radio. I'm googling right now funny do bunnies lay eggs battery moon, Moon, Francesa! We should just call that MIKE Francesa presents bad radio. For now they do not. They don't lay eggs.
Oh yeah, no bunnies do not lay eggs, so wow Yahoo answers it's a great source. I know they don't make. My girlfriend is convinced they do Bodies are mammals, just like us, their babies, just like dogs and cats in brutal, sorry, kids, while you're out there nine what none of those animals have babies, so they just have bunnies and puppies and kittens this result check your facts. I'm not trusting that website. That's Yahoo answers always right right. That's our show, sorry 'cause, it was a little loopy. I think you know I don't know, you've been able if a far whirring I think, they've caught on. But what we're thing to do going forward is Monday Monday Wednesday, having made the bigger gas Friday have a little more fun. Wow, that's a shot! A done vending Mcnab right there isn't! It was, is big shop, but no that's I mean next next Friday we're gonna bring back the Wikipedia Club, so get ready for that. But this is Friday is where we kind of we take our belts off and we will take
maybe maybe take the top button off. We open the kimono little bit for you guys to come in and just take a picture with the door open on Friday. So that's how it is. Are you going to invite Mitchell to the Wikipedia glitch? I will invite Mitch. Mitch has an open invite to the show hopefully get Mitch next week. Just for like ten minutes, that's pretty fantastic and look up. Kitties that'll be the topic kissing kissing. Alright, we will see you on Monday, George Brett awesome Interview. Huge huge interview and caps one one exit interview, George Brett Exam Review. It was very weird. If you're asking yourself did they do something they're going to bodily the answer is yes, but you have to tune in love. You guys love you guys.
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