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Tuesday night Wednesday morning, one hundred am ESPN two we're going to talk about how we put it all together, I'm looking at Hank right now. As a collective group, I think we've slept like four hours in the last two days, Hanks eyes or just completely read it. So is that from lack of sleep yeah, so twenty somewhere, let's talk sports, actually not how time zones work. If you know anything, it's actually like it's not always for twenty. It's always work yeah. If you're high enough all right. Let's talk sports, you like sports. Let's talk sport! I love sports seriously, though. And that Gordon Hayward thing yeah. That was one of the nastier injuries that I've ever seen in a live game before it's it it was one of those ones where everybody looks away within. You immediately run to Twitter to try to see what, like a all the slow mo, replace all the angles. It was Paul George, it was Sean living sin. It was Kevin where, for all you older people out there, it was will forget he, which was the throw back injury that we only got like one really good replay about our use. All the all the older people out there yeah Willis, manages not remember house, and

yeah? He doesn't remember Willis, Mcgahee and remember nine hundred and eleven yeah. Ok, great so my favorite thing when it shouldn't say favorite the thing I think funny happy, but not no! I'm not kidding. I'm not happy that. I said the thing I'm misery cat loves comforting. I am most, I think, is funniest when an inch let me stop. You know not like that makes it easier to get them pretty anymore, so excited for the season and then before you can even watch it on a single. Second, let me let me handle this works as a fellow survivor of a foot injury, Let me just say it looked like suck, but you should have drank more recovery. Water speak English. We are like almost one year anniversary of when I got bit by a dog, not steal your shine, their record a word, so you go ahead. What what what I I notice is

There are certain injuries that happen in sports, where all of twitter is just or oh, my god and no description of what's happening, and it's just a string of 'em. Later it's like ok, so either we just like fired a nuclear bomb or Gordon Haywards ankles sideways. I could think it was the latter. I've spent zone one here, you can't get well it's tougher to get cold for traveling. If you only have one foot good: zero, hey,

it was dislocated ankle right, yeah, here's, a good joke that you can use. Okay, hey Lebron James. You could learn a lot from Gordon Hayward about how to establish a pivot foot who okay, the last dragon. By the way I appreciated shift lever on travel shifty coming over the top here and he said Celtics announced scored. He were diagnosed with a fractured left. Ankle thinks that thanks thanks Adam was it? Was it the fact that his foot was ninety degrees? Was that was that what tipped you off? In addition, sources are telling me that he will be seeing a doctor yeah. It's rare that you get the structure in basketball when you get the structure, basketball, bad things have happened this summer at all. This is exactly what happens. We take prayer out of the NBA, so Hank as a Celtics fan, wow. How you feel I mean I don't it it just like it. Never he never was a Celtic is true. It's true! No Celtic for life. Now I did say there is a cruel. There is like if you get hurt on the job, for life goes it. There is like a cruel, cruel part of having an injury so early in the season

a couch. Where did that the two years ago or last year, whatever year, it is it's two thousand and sixteen right, oh Cubs World Series champions. He did it last year, like third game of season. It sucks 'cause you're, like oh, so hype, so hyped boom injure hockey player to finish that shift that shift problem at the other game. Kevin Durant lacks clutch. Gene doesn't get the ball off on time, so that's Got back in that you can Kevin Durant. Do you think you'll ever win an NBA championship, not not where he's the elf on the team. Now don't beta ball yeah all right, I guess we have talked about it. Cubs stink and that was cup stock. Well, so we can't wear you out on the poop. Well, I'm not going to put meter the panic button. I'm going to assume is firmly press, so everyone wants to blame. The bullpen, which has been terrible question walks on walks on walks on wireless, is just sleeping. So I know, but I think the real problem is the Cubs can't hit anymore. They forgot how to it's like Joe Boo. We need hats for bats and dead.

It's the bats, come alive and like every witchcraft you could think of, and then maybe the cup score more than one I am, okay, I wasn't panicking. I wasn't planning until I saw Mark to Shera said the Cubs need to win game four just put on some lucky underwear, so anything that word were now in must win territory must win or can't lose yeah. It's must win. So this will go bus when it's going to be a fuckin', must win on Wednesday night factor fiction. Joe Maddon is a big like incense guy he's a big wine guy. I would've, probably yeah he's but he's an incense guy though he I imagine he's one of those incense guys. That's not an incense guys he's just a. I want to cover up my weed guy. Oh, wait. I thought we talked about incest, incense incense, yes, since they have, somebody is an instance capably just probably switch Sir Bob Marley, his little van switch up to smells yeah go to like lavender, maybe some petulia as I was called Patchouly. Actually, actually, whatever all the fish smell, like

and then in the other game the Yankees, here's what they should buy me out. Hank. The Yankees, I think, are gonna win the world Series. I'm actually going to say that, now they have the they have. What we call the look, I was gonna say the aura. Actually, yes, the or or I don't know I don't know, or is it just basically when you, when you come back to win at least two games in the playoffs, then your team of destiny there's a distinct that you haven't seen in a long time, but there is a distinct feel when the Yankees have the aura, and it's like you, know whatever

Is forty thousand drunk new Yorkers with like Backwards hats and jewelry and pick you rank just been screaming and hi top fades yeah? What is this green is on underneath their jerseys? That's your and it it it matters like the Astros they're going to go into the game on Wednesday, but I go. The aura is here team of destiny. Yeah. First, you can it's Babe Ruth. This is the holy ground floor, favor if it was actually that's after just a parking lot next door. Where do you think Stephen used to be? I like how the New Yankee Stadium is it's the same dimensions because they respect history, yeah except they sold like all the advertisements to like mortgage banks yeah and like a subprime lenders. All right should we get to our hot sequel to no, let's, let's talk more tv show real, quick one. Do it not to brag? So we are on tv. We we don't plan on doing this all the time, but I think it should be addressed. Causes are for sure, maybe plug out so didn't watch. You should start watching. So it was an interesting week to say the least. We work pretty hard at it. I think I'm is it

is Pft get serious time. Did you take off your pants? It was fun. It was a lot of work. I would say evaluate this first episode, like you, would a rookie draft pick quarterback. Ok, first question: is your mom a prostitute? Yes, ok! No! No! It shows. Mom is a prostitute end of story, but what I'm saying is like I think it should promise I think no, it's not going to be perfect. First summer we're going to build on it. What you see like a month from now too much, probably going to be very, very different product and we put out tonight not to say that tonight's shows bad. I think it's funny. I think it's very funny be careful here. Would really the story is we did it? We did the show in like four days and we put it together and what happens when you do a show in four days. You feel good about it, but you also watch it and you're like I wish you other chance at that. I wish I had another chance to that. So I think I mean I'm excited because I think it's going to be fun just like this show the

first episode apart, my take was terrible. I don't think I think this was a good. Yes, what a partial grant us we just it's got it once we evolve once you get better, I'm I'm it pumped yeah. Let me play that sand box for a while, sir, how to build a castle right. Exactly look into the camera. I have trouble. Looking the camera go, look in the game I had and we had a slight yeah. We have what you can't. I have trouble saying seafood theft, yes, see who I know who the F T th. You know the problem was not to make excuses. They ask is the phone very early in the morning all my gosh we're nine, oh, like God, so we filmed at like what seven thirty we got all the clock we got up at I've been getting up at six. Am I don't know who who the gets up, and so I will say this right now: his attitude toward the people that are less okay and whatever, but it's at that's ungodly. Do we. You know what I noticed when you get a generally feel the same, because the estate up washed yeah, you probably have a a miserable face on right now. I I notice that when you get up at six, am every single person on the street just looks like they would want to be doing anything, but what they're doing right that moment, so one of the one of the grading, the homeless guy, who just like just taking a he probably is like I wish I was still sleeping yeah, one of the one of the charms that we found for shows. We stumble into a lot of of things, end up being very funny and very like

engaging for audience, which I love, but I think tonight's was the fact that if your dog was watching which we we did tell you to have your dog watch. If your dog was watching the show and you Berman sounds your dog I will try to attack the tv we we had dozens of clips sent to us by viewers by Howard winning Watchers yeah, like the mooch with their dogs just freaking out on the tv. It also was it was one of those ones were like hey guys, like act like you're excited to be in the prime time set. Really we don't have to act yeah we were talking cool. This is our entire childhood right now, yeah all right so tune into barstool Van talk. It is like we said Tuesday nights Wednesday morning. One am Tuesday night, one of them one Tuesday, Wednesday morning at one am so if you watched it alone, twenty five hundred dollars there. We go on wednesdays, but

Well, no, two thousand five hundred on Tuesday he gets one hour or one hour one hour on wednesdays, go dark. Sixty yeah make sure you watch. We appreciate everyone supporting us like we said it's gonna be fun to watch. It evolve we're going to fund like episode, twenty like holy shit. This is way better than me. One, but I'm still was good we're going to stand by that. Yeah, I'm sure I was sure it's good let's, let's look at the schedule Aki look at this, so yeah we we, I mean we didn't play anyone tough. This means now that we just played herself also might be good yeah yeah, either a we're not gonna, put we're not gonna cross it off. Yet all right, let's get not see cool drum before we do that. One talk to guys will blue apron. Blue apron is the number one fresh ingredients and recipe delivery service in the country transmission is to make incredible home cooking accessible to everyone, blue apron. This by supporting a more sustainable food system, setting the highest standards for ingredients and building a community of home chefs cooking.

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Or way to cook. I also want to talk to you about our friend, Michael Rapaport, who's going to be on the show on Friday, he's in a new show called White famous it's on Showtime, it's an original comedy series executive producer, Jamie Foxx and Tom Kapinos, the creative California Kacian it premiere. On Sunday, but you can catch up and it's on show time like we said new episodes, Sundays at ten pm only insured and you're, watching what are saying very like that was what was rap on it yep. He was good at accent. Okay did go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. All it's a check it out. The new show it's called white famous. It is on Showtime Sunday nights like we said Michael RAP, we're going to be on the show, we're going to talk with him on Friday, it's going to be fun, white, famous, alright, hot sequel thrown. Why don't you go ahead, Think ahead. My hot seat is trailer park, boys

come on man. This is a little bit of a different taught seat. Then we usually have, but unfortunately, the guy who played Jim Lahey, passed away, who sang Mundell no put him on. See. Should Heaven now. This is just a little attributed to him. Kripp yeah, ok, I see you got see to a dead guy who doesn't know how to teach the tv show 'cause. I can't keep going on anymore, because one of the main characters and actors still going on yeah, that's movie, show that's one of those shows that I'm better than ours is pretty sure I would like not anymore. Everyone said used to be. Everyone tells me I would love that show and I believe them it's just who has time for another show yeah. Everyone says that I want you to listen that if you heard that just get. I said that because you do have time for show it's fun, you have time for exactly

exactly one more show all right and who's your culture. How Michael throne is our friend Tom Crean, hope, college basketball, but start is gonna, be a lot of coaches on the hot seat. For already on the coach k and Coach K after I've heard that the F b I's snooping around sniffing around do countries a guy Co Tom, pain. Is our friend he's circle of trust. Friend, love love to eat fun. Fact we told Tom in that we were

possibly in to get a show on ESPN like three months ago, we can't tell anyone and then the day we announced detects me is like I didn't tell soul, Tom Green because it keeps you can keep a secret. Has anybody done like a one? Eighty in our hearts faster than Tom? Well, he's he's like our favorite here, my lover. Alright, we got Pft. My hot seat is big cat, so big cat, big time hot seat, because the Cubs down three zero good yeah you've got a diaper, that's almost totally full full day prom. So it's question around. That also means we might get suicidal began on Friday

if you want to sign that you need. You know. The suicide of big cat will not come out with a sweep because a sweep is just getting the kicked out of you and it's like well. We weren't even close late that this right here folks is the premature spends on to set up a cat, the company to win tomorrow night and then lose in heartbreaking fashion on Thursday, when I've already done the math and been like okay, so we got Lester and we got for you know, can Tana we're gonna be good. We go to LA, we can win so yeah it happened and then my cool thrown, it is number one. The forty Niners for the gambling lock they've lost the last. What five games by three point to ask their cover machines? I'm gonna keep riding those cow real writing those Niners they're playing the cowboys this week as you, given your Yahoo account at Alaska Fries. You know in advance. My other cool throat is Brett Hundley, because I have you saw MIKE Mccarthy got asked if he was planning on bringing in CALL Capen. Or any other veteran backup quarterback?

Carthy? Does this thing that he likes to do? We just gets purple? He turns purple and just screams at the reporters. Mumbles yeah because he's not bringing in a veteran he's got a great quarterback room. Yeah he's got Hunley and then some guy probably named Callahan. I think that's never played a snap. You know what I would watch I'd watch press conferences if they gave us that wide shot. You can see that, like it's just a little project, you know little like not tarp right behind them and then it's just a regular room yeah. I think those are always funny when they show shots, because, like Michael Card, these not only mad he's not only purple in the face you screaming, but he's standing in front of like a five by seven cut out of like yeah yeah right like white castles like White Castle burgers it I mean the pageantry just it's wonderful, so yeah he was screaming at the reporter, not going to bring in a veteran quarterback and then my other cool thrown out in another one. You know

fun. No! No! No! I don't! I don't want to say anymore. Go ahead. Yeah I want it. I want it, you go ahead, go ahead! No, no seriously go no come on it wasn't good! Hey! Can you help us go come on no come on and say that radio, I think, actually cut this. I'm not gonna say why come on just say. I just happen to have one here: I'm going to work and when I say something don't have enough. You want someone who didn't have another one, so you can try to make cuts. Yeah, don't cut this no. Radio is bad radio, Pfds mystery Phantom cool Throat cut it we'll, never know. Yeah. Give me an apology. Okay, all right I'll go to LAS hot School through hot seat, Pfds cool thrones- I my hot seat, is the eagles in this is quick. Just I end, no, the team goes just seems like it's too good right now. You know

Philadelphia, can't have nice things, so Carson Wentz, a lot of buzz. You stole my heart seat from last week. Did you have it just it? Philadelphia. Ok, we're falling apart here. Alright, so my other hawks eat I'll switch to my second hot seat. It is everyone out there who's listening an also owns. Talk in Larry the goldfish. So if you watch barstool Van talk, we actually purchased a packer stock for Larry in his name, we didn't purchase it. Someone got sent to us by award winning listener Hayden so shot out hated. He transferred the stock legally to Leri Leri. In addition to you, didn't have a stipulation that I had a

wild rice. Yes, yes, oh Hayden, I'm sorry that I make fun of packers for owning fake stocks an because I'm so sorry, I'm going to give this fake stock to my goldfish and now the goldfish is going to own a fake stock of the packers. Sorry, sorry did so you better do apology. Thank you very prescient. It. Your big man appreciate it. I don't look at me like that, so everyone who owns Laree now has to make roster decisions. This is what we call diversification yeah. So not only do you own a share of a gambling goldfish, but you also own a share of packer stock owned by that gambling, Goldfish Soona Packers or that yeah make sure that Larry is in good spirits. Think good thoughts about him because he's making some very serious personal decisions this week. Do you think anyone out there realizes that were just like

but muddying all the waters with the owners of the owners of the owners and then we're going to steal all their money. It's like how the NBA does it ever going to say the Packers lost so much money this year that actually were not able to pay you any of larries winnings because they all have to go to cover the packers lost, hey breaking moose now that Larry owns a stock of the packers were going to open sale of laree stock. For one more week, we do that. Yes, I'm going to do it. You know what fuck it fuck everything all of our bosses were doing it right. So not only will you become a shareholder in Lerri, but you'll also be technically

an owner of the Green Bay Packers. That's over so go to the bar stool sports store right now. All you gotta do is by the Larry the goldfish shirt that says owner and you will get an actual certificate in the mail saying that you only the goldfish who went four and one this week so he's on a heater and he owns a team. All right, my cool throne is wrestling so triple h is a nutritionist. Do you see this you hear about this? He got caught up in some kind of like each each steroid stinger some sweet to go on the air. You think yeah well, but they asked me if triple h does our our any steroids and he said no big because wrestling has very strict odd drug tests? So cool throne wrestling, it's clean, everyone knows it. Clean triple h. Is he? If I don't know if you follow wrestling which triple h he's gone corporate

so he sits in a suit all day and he has like a twelve pack, but he doesn't do steroids 'cause it is it yeah, 'cause, WWE, history, stuff, it's! Let's keep it clean all right. Let's get to our interview with Scott Van Pelt from Vanny Woodhead before do that he got some force, I do yeah. I want to talk to you guys about Indochino, I'm a proud owner of an indochino suit. It feels great it's it's great, because it's made to measure my own personal experience of the neutrino was flawless. I measured myself. They sent me a suit. It would look great. I've wanted to actually like every every formal occasion I get invited to which is where the energy to suit, because it's the only suit that I own but they're, making it easy to get a perfectly tailored suit at an incredible price for you, you can choose from hundreds of top quality fabrics and personalize your suit J,

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all right yeah, I don't know all right, so we wait for the table. I just in case we can all right Scott Van Pelt, the first ever episode of bar stools and talk. Can one came to you're looking at one time, it was me that, like Emma yeah, we sure it's actually started. Let's start there, three top. How do we I get good. How do we get rid of tv you're asking you're asking the wrong guy there big cat can? No, I think the key is keys to be relaxed, so you're good there right now, yeah nervous, where's, the vape pen it doesn't smell in here by the way yeah it does. I meant I had and I had an idea in my head of what would be its itself. It's it's fractionally worse. It actually smells a lot better than it did when we were living out here. So I can imagine

I never thanks for signing up around here. I never know if it's my Moscow, Warden Vance wants, is kind of like become one has both all right, so how's your tv show during Let's start with that, I don't so we ran late. No one pays money or you can't do cycle guide ratings, how's it going yeah or

or failing as it is a place and, as I know, we're doing alright, I think we listen. We've we've carved out a nice little spot for ourselves, running people kind of have an idea. What we do people like some of this- maybe they don't like all of them. Whatever we get what's your week, it's been weak. This bet that's a good right now. It's winners because they're all losers, that's kind of ironic in a way because you're so bad yeah, but I care. So what do you? Do you guys care about the goal? Officially, you want to go first to do it. Yes right, yeah! Well, yes, so that we can to fraud. We've we've got the word. Fraud yeah for legal issues that we can to fraud, are investors and then take all the money yeah right now. I think Larry has what like twelve hundred thirteen hundred investor yet so masters. So what we've done is we've basically created entire ponzi scheme, where the the the rock of the Ponzi scheme, the funds that come in the bus liquid, are leri himself. So yeah, we warm, you well understood jail right now, for so that's a good thing, for you have investors, I I winners are bad, but we have. We have some fun some people like that. Conversely, people like the bad beats a lot yes like they, they just moved in so they we've. We've created our own network of sort of production assistants or something awful happens like a sunbelt game that we're not

aging immediately we get that feedback from that from the pot the pot. Can I say, though, that the bad beats. I sometimes can't watch it because they're so bad right. If you've been through it, it actually gets to a point where it's like. I can't watch like the it's like a gory film, like hi. This is Eileen. It's like watching song, one of the boys that don't yeah that room right exactly so it do you do you sometimes feel bad that you're really playing like a snuff film. I understand that, but I mean I had a. I had a real blink chapter many many moons ago, where things went really off the rails, so in a way I think it's instant, it's kind of instructed it's it's! It's a! It's a don't, go in that room, just don't don't put together, ten,

three team teasers- I was one with money, but now it is it's a guaranteed winner is what it is very good, because he's he's just can't lose it and all that just take three favorite. Look as it takes well. How many pounds is the camera? Add to you because I need I feel like I can put on some weight, you're kind of a streaming at nine oo and in person it looks like the the camera, but some like thirty extra pounds on your friend roughly roughly so people are gonna. People are gonna. Have you pegged as like a nose guard? Okay, I'm I get done Terry PO type yeah they got from the dolphins that coach could be using. Those cards wound. Well, hello, yeah! There we go sure we troopers strippers yeah there. It is not so yeah. I don't think I know you see Coke, let them figure! It is a good question. Scott weird turned yes

it depends on what kind? Okay, snickers, yes, but not as far as we were candy bar are all you know what you're I forgot you're one of those I'm on tv, you guys, I don't eat candy. Well, I I smashed Candi. I just wanted to reach these count. As a can yeah. We do that we actually yeah. We had a little moment recently, our our whole team. On Sunday nights, we watch the Sunday Night Football game and then we have our intern Liam go out and get us just as much candy as possible. Okay- and we have the realization- like- maybe this isn't so healthy, because it's basically every single Sunday night but right,

you're saying it doesn't matter once you're on tv. The checks are going to come in and clearly you sell it kind of require rolled up here and that's just boom right over there, it all the candy. You want that I'd say for breakfast receives put him in the freezer. Kids. That's the next level stuff, like everyone knows that and the only one one at a time one at a time should we should we be wearing suits. Why not look at you you're, like such a journalist? No I'm not it's just look at him. He looks like you're going to court. I mean as a lower, maybe or maybe as a defendant. It could've been I've been I got thrown out of court once I was a traffic, it was a traffic situation and I was a pool manager and I went in a bathing suit and I was kicked out of court. True story. The judge threw me out said you need to show more respect to my court and I'm like I'm, not even supposed

Here's like as a witness as wearing a bathing suit does not was a one piece of service. It was a unitard. It was a super snug. Not it's not his Bobbs Merrill Bob Stoops was in yeah, I'm really trying to keep that. I try to keep their hands yeah. Yeah! Yes, but not not me, I'm more to soon I'm trying to keep everything sorted, yeah sort of here down the middle, no shoes for you guys, you guys look great you're calling market share is famous because he wears a jockstrap, nothing else on the suit. That's I didn't know that breaking news, always just millimeters away from from a really bad situation. Yep, I didn't know that podcast dot yeah! No! No! I knew that when it when it when I was there right right, sir, how are you thank you three I have a few. My license is help yeah three times do Rita. How are you doing this one? How are you doing with twitter trolls? I don't know man. I trust.

Which I feel like right now, honestly right now, everyone so mad at everything and everybody is that the level of anger is this. Donna Xing Lee High, can't hide from it, and so I'm largely just trying to stay away because you there's people are so mad about everything. So I mean I'm trying. Okay, I know you're trying what about gambling twitter trolls, because that's a special breed. I've gotten Scott into it before, where you throw out a pick and if you don't, if, if people assume that you're gonna win a hundred percent of the time and then when you don't, you have held, you do and that's a that. That's that's! Why I'm not doing I'm I'm doing as well with twitter gambling trolls as I am with my picks, which is to say not very well okay, because when because when you win after somebody says you're not going

when you want more than anything in the world yesterday. Soccer is yes, yeah, the axon about that anybody on gambling tour. That's not a troll like anyone who's just real. I don't think so. I wish I together and like this. This is always the question of. What's the worst twitter gambling Twitter is, is in v, I p of the worst twitter. It's definitely theirs is the via now I don't know if they're in the uber vip up top and we're like with Jay Z, is that's in all look who's there. Oh, I thought we were vip, know you're kind of in body, but there in my twitter trolls are definitely in the vip of the clubs where you did it all wrong, because I am an honorary member of gambling twitter, I'm like kind of just passing through when people like me, but I don't. They know, I'm an idiot right. So there's never like oh big cats, going to get out like what would I goat out with so I think gambling twitter. As long as you play it right and you don't pretend that you know winners

you're good but see I I I I do. I do pretend yeah right exactly that's your problem. It is my! It is because I want so does all I wanted to be right. I mean I I that's all I just wanna be able to go about that and then re tweet, the guy. That said your picks up, but right now that guys right and so that's a losing battle for me right now, when was the last time you took a fee You never take favorite adult yeah thirteen underdogs yeah in the worst teams you take little warmer steam. I sure do they make your stomach like turn when you have the bat but not Kansas, never again, Kansas you off the list. After last week, no more! Okay! I took a fate. I took a favorite. Last year I took all burned against Arkansas. I think they were given like ten. They won by forty. So maybe this week it's just all favorites, just shocking Nick shockers yeah. I just lay him about that. Sometimes you got to do it not as a whole. Bunch of dogs are like this, which I know you do you do you actually look at the board and I I can actually predict what you like, because it's like what

the games that I hate the most that's what Scott's going to take and you'll win in long term. Well, when we're still, when I had to show back in the day, it's a couple of years in a row and he loves to make fun of me 'cause. I would. I would just casually drop sixty percent 'cause, that's what we're hitting and that's the gold standard test, the threshold celerity very true yeah yeah. I mean that's rest in peace in peace, but I had a couple of sixty percent years and then so that made me think I really could get out and knew what I was doing and I had this clairvoyance and I could identify the underdogs. No, I just pick the games. Everyone else likes the other side up, but this year the other side is winning you're. Just a contrarian you're looking to skip Bayless of gambling wo What do I never thought about that? But that's there's some truth to that here. You you can really China were you. We need to handle again the yeah

you got some weed out the hand dog? I do have a vape which is basically the same kind of like the MILES yeah story. You just told by the way that every single person who's ever gambled has had that moment where they're like I figured it out, I've had it. You have your buddy who text you like hey. I finally figured it out and they just got hot for a minute. Without again, I knew a guy who thought he had a system for baccarac. Imagine being that idiotic, like no, no dude, there's like a trick- and I know it. Oh, do you well then cool. Let's fly out private and just when the house? Yes, oh shit, that's not how it worked. It wasn't actually system. It was just a cool five minutes around a market, inefficiency and scratch offs right. I'm gonna get a games. I got it shout out to the. What I think is what is what is coming to call himself that now the consortium the conglomerate shout out to the conglomerate, so I think it was something that you're dealing with twitter trolls another day. Not very You ever thought about developing. Like you know, Kevin Durant like some. Some ghost account like, maybe not not the fake svp,

flying you know, but if I, but if I did, I think I think I'd be clever enough to know when I was in that account of what I was. You have to make sure that you're in, like a different apple, to use one with the website youth, one with that you what you'd you'd hope if, if you'd hope, if you're going to go down that road in and pretend to be, someone else that you do. You have medically just in case he would scratch is just kicking it around submitted that he has twitter troll accounts, but he's smart enough to sign out, and no I really. I really I'm not check the tape tape the table, tell you right now, the wind it will watch it watch our show. One hundred am do check basis, yes, you're the leading, and then you have to change the channel, tell me when we sign off I'll say: hey turn the channel yeah that will make whoever is coming up after you very happy Nealon stand from that were actually the lead in the best part about this show is where the lead into the replay of the awesome people love that whoever missed you know Louisiana

tomorrow or whatever please drawing so I can read and yeah you're going to you're, not feel any thousand option. I get a real question for you. Do you? Yes all right for a while, quick, because my questions again read it yeah. We got ready, yeah, real question. Okay, all right, real question: are you ready? It's been for a very long time, yep now many years, seventeen year. Seventeen here are, we obviously have been at our company for a long time and then there's an evolution process that goes for what has changed ESPN and how do you deal with like the evolution and things changing and people saying I don't like this guy used to like this and kind of a sell out. Seeing the whole point on selling out is anyone that tells you your cell on the people gonna tell you,

yeah every single one of them would would trample their grandma to be on ESPN two. This is there's just so so I so. How do we? How do we deal with this and the people who call cell the naysayers, yeah the rabble rousers forgets them yeah turn off the shoulder. It's hard to do it's it's it's easy to say hard to do because you you're going to want to retain the essence of what you guys are and what made you great sincerely. I don't know what it's like. What word I have to say to me, and this is like you know you should do you- should flash serious talk or something let's get serious yeah. Let's hope we do. The browser settings browsers. Logo comes across right with that. You know that is yeah. Well, let's just see what we got going there with. Who done It's two thousand and seventeen right here, like people have people watching that and this simultaneously, which is kind of that's a whole other genres. Careful what we talking

How do you deal with it? Fuckem because who are they to tell you you're not supposed to be doing this right? I mean you, succeeded and now you're succeeding in a different place and it it's you've. You've won, which one is the one where you leave somewhere succeed. Or succeed you secede from the union, so we should get it. We should get a statue made for us, yes sure, but all the haters spaces understood if I, if I go out people or I'm just out in the world and people will come up to me. This is a true story. More people than I can count in the last six months will say: hey man, I love you on part of my tank and I'm thinking. Well, that's great. We have a show if somebody just comes up to you and says it's kind of love. You and pardon my take

question the honesty new breath. You like damn it. No, I just I just hate us know exactly one of our relatives. No, it isn't it's warning listeners and there are everywhere, but it is it's funny. How many people will tell me that, just because you we do again, we have a tv show that were on so it's like if you like it. It's midnight if you'd like to give out a bunch of losers, Sportscenter love sports. A lot yeah yeah always has so it's a center of sport as it's. The worldwide leader is the is the epicenter play sports. We did long ago, okay, all right. What does this? Do you play

right now? I play old man in a van. Had loser. What's your handicap, because you always talk about golf: do you play the game now? I I haven't turned in the industry as people crazy because all go to the of the place somewhere in the say which you can get. No, no. I haven't turned in a scores because you have to turn in the scores to have him again. I haven't so. I have absolutely no idea. My handicap is, and that makes people mad. If I played, if I played nine holes of golf with you, I would expect to have a couple of three four bars, maybe two or three bogeys, and then that would be four holes to be complete disaster. I don't know man at least so the good. The good would look representative and you say, are your decent off, but then the bad would go. Jesus got isn't playing off at all so

brutal. So that's a long answer. Your question. I have no idea, don't have one on a scale of ten tivo to John Daly, how many beers, when you drink and idols ten people. Thank you also. Not I'm not I'm not a. Maybe that's the problem. Yeah. It has a broad ranges. Yeah because I got buddies, we play a par three golf at the beach and by the time that we play the second eighteen apart, three one my friend has just had at least one beer per hole and he's blitzed out of his mind. I so he goes deep under par golf talk. Yeah! Wait! Yes, that's! Maybe that's it! Maybe I just need to get just a light on the whiskey. I like you're thinking too much yeah. Alright last question were moved to the Mount Rushmore stuff. Okay, make sure my ties you have you look great thanks. Bye yeah, you look great. I said to literally everyone gets in as an actual topless pay. So little that little tip for you, for when you have people on tv just tell your guy should look at all. Even if they look terrible. I will. I will do that tonight. We just did that a lot. You have a new set, it's beautiful! Do you ever worry about like the set breaking down getting flat tire? I don't okay, so that's something we don't have to worry about in tv they were sort of just like decided phone. This entire show out of a nineteen. Ninety two van that breaks down yeah you just leave it here and then they come up here have have a limo service. You guys are tv stars, just expense. When did you become a diva? How longer that's it yeah, probably I'd, say a couple of two or three years and then I was just like very demanding I'd start Chesterton berating, to help. What's your, what's your writer look like, I demanded a gross of diet, coke.

I'd, there's that I have some minions, the caring the up and down the steps into the set. That's the funny thing about this place and no one will ever believe it, but we don't have our own. We don't have so much as a parking spot writers wow. There is the writer. So tell me it's not wait, but not it's not tough. That's my point. We're the same as the tree. All of us the same I shouldn't say that I mean you're better than I wait. I'm yes, I've seen the commercial more wiggle room, there might be more wiggle room for certain things, but when it comes to like it's like it's not like, there's no like there's a special green room, type of thing or some like you get the good again. I said parking spot just because I think maybe you have a parking spot. I thought park. We find a spot in a compact truck has one. Here, though I know, is that

Yes, I'm Stewart, Danica, Patrick and his d, Patrick, and it was kind of uh. Oh yeah, Danza different places. It yeah it's classic, so we're talking too much so yeah Mount Rushmore. Let's do some Mount Rushmore. Ok, alright, Mount Rushmore! We need your top four teams that Maryland has never beaten in football. It could be because you love the campus. It can be when it, for whatever reason I don't think they've ever beaten. State. Ok, love core vallas! Sure, you've, never beaten played in a bowl game, never beat him. Ok, they've, never beaten football game was at like the beef, 'o' Charlton It was like yesterday we have that one. If you're free backing cleaner, it was the vacuum be for the full, the big vacuum. The yeah well, we're not being we never beaten. I wrote I wrote down some teams at Texas, A and M filled with Okay Sanam, don't think, we've ever beaten,

is this just underscores? No, I don't know I mean I don't even say anything. No, no, no only played in that. You know that we played him a couple of times. I'm just wondering if you guys think that when you accept Maryland is a big ten member, that's when we beat you! No, I think you guys have to it's just a couple of the big dogs network. We want at Minnesota, you want it Minnesota Road, the boat just yeah, just admit. The rockers. Like you don't see, is the same and you don't okay, the same is yes, I think our record label you elevated a record should be relegated were not Maryland's. Not too far. Are you going easy? Are you guys in the leaders of the legends division? I forget, can keep track of. Okay we're not in either of those, but we I don't think I've name for, but I just want to establish yeah we're better than rocker and I'll fight you on this values. You seldom see you think there's any way that Maryland they're like at some point, the big 10s, like you know what just don't play football anymore. Just will keep it for basketball.

Oh! I don't think that. No, I don't know. I don't think that an as a matter of fact, I think of Dj Durkin stays that there will be a time not too or from now when that then not just the Minnesota's of the world that you beat me, I'm telling you know that is I tell you yeah right, so I'll try and do you have a loss, your boyhood wonderment, so we're play another real, quick game. What's the game called is actually good good practice for journalists. You might want to move it good questions. This on your show, it's called questions. We talked to first. Class? Mrs winters? First grade class hi, MRS winners. We had the little ones a little tikes write down questions or requests their precocious first one. Please don't really know there. Definitely real

I mean I didn't want to ask this one, but the first one was if I eat my boogers. Can I get on tv? See that's real, go ahead and Pfcus first, the first one is: how does television work? I have no earthly idea. I leave here every night convinced that the whole this whole entire places rouged and nothing is actually plugged in. I have no idea how anything actually work follow up is Santa Claus real. Yes, one thousand percent. Don't lie, don't kids. Santa Claus is the Spirit of Christmas, so you say: Merry Christmas, not happy Holidays Merry Christmas, I say I say Merry Christmas, that's sure, so so and Rob Manning and from that, your your exclusive right now happy holidays. Thank we're! An inclusive and

I don't, I also read anything so much enough to do that right. The next one from this is from Timmy. It's all right. He said you make my daddy gamble so much that he sold my soccer cleats and now I can't play sports. I'm sorry to me tell daddy to stay away from the exotics and trust the process. Just trust process yeah keep keep taking those terrible teams to gamble more more yeah yeah. Don't don't put them? Don't parlay! You know what Ortiz, unless you tease favorites, because, yes, I never lose. We know what I always say: you can't lose much quit and quarters, including is for low right quitting, is for quitters This one is from a shirt or something we have one from little Megan here we do have Megan wants to know. If you could get away with it. Would you frame

Snyder for running a ponzi scheme and have been locked in jail for the next fifty years and make him so the team to somebody competent. I would I would not. I would not be collateral Sanden seat now see I am a real fan. I just fifty years. That's the that's! The entirety of man's life, so I would be I'm not willing to trade, I'm not willing to train to and the remainder of a man's life for a return to glory, because that seems cruel and unusual also because I'm older than you I remember when they were good, you probably don't. I remember a little bit yeah see I had a coke and that had Superbowl, two thousand seven hundred and ninety one. Whenever there was a coke can and then I drank it like fifteen years after the fact that pretty sick Alicia something sweet like this really

voice actor. Alright. Last! No! I wouldn't do that. That's cool! That's cool! Last question for a first grader hi, Scott hi, this room, Libby sure live Hi Scott, my favorite show ever was svp and Russillo yeah. I thought you to combine sports and humor in an innovative way and- and it was very unique, do you think you'll ever do a show with Ryan again or you too, famous now and you've just left him in the dust first of all, me unique is a word. You can't modify the don't modify. You need something you need to choose a six. So yeah is it not? You can't be very unique Libya. I just I'm trying to help you try to help you in case you end up with a show some day and that you could ask more plausible question from a kid: I'm not too big for so long. Okay, yeah we're still we're still kind of somebody's got too big. For me, he didn't want to keep retention I didn't want to keep having to be seen as a side kick, even though we all knew it was a partnership yeah, and I would just

They did some of that some not a lot, but just a just a shred of what he and I used to do to guys. Just being dudes is something that ends up and then and then and then what ends up happening is kind of funny is that this company doesn't really kind of help, lift that are elevated, but didn't guys that come along and do even better and never us folks, those these guys. They end up with their own, show yeah. So the deuce. What was it? What was the question of this wall? Art, yeah yeah? I don't think we're ever going to do a show, but here's the thing. The good news is that you guys are doing a shell, and so you you guys can just you can take it to places where we never got a chance to go through all from little Libby here. Well, let me follow up. She she said. Did you ever because for not one time goes on the left at one time, although we would occasionally our feet would touch on the air.

Bad right and sometimes you'd reach. Over and you'd like you had tried to grab something in it. That would be the awkward hand touch yeah I'm, but I would always feel the need to be like dude what we just touch hands and we both we both would recoil from that. So you know I didn't get them all right. Scott Van pelt Thank you. That's this. We never know is in the law state. What that's the thing is that interview with Scott Van Pelt was brought to you by movement watch. Is it was founded on the belief that style shouldn't break the bank. The watchmaker's goal is to change the way. Consumers think about fashion by offering high quality minimalist products at revolutionary prices with over one million watch, is sold to customers in one hundred and sixty plus countries around the world, moving How is his solidified itself as the world's fastest growing watch company? I've got I think two or three movement watch is, I wear sunglasses all the time as well. They look great, they fit great.

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it'll be cake. It's back from the kitchen, all right, let's get to some segments first up, we have trouble in Paradise, but it's actually not paradise. It's not just explain the entire premise for this segment yeah. I always do last week. It was the Cleveland Browns right right, so trouble in Paradise is the baby bulls yeah? It's it's actually just a bunch of people sitting in a dumpster, that's burning! So it's very much like the Cleveland. Browns yeah trouble in Paradise, the bulls in practice the baby horse hobby. Now the bulls have a special place in my heart. These are not the baby bulls. These are the bulls that I fucking hate and despise and want them all to go away. These aren't your grandparents baby bulls. These are your like step, grandchildren's, baby, yeah, so Bobby Portis, apparently cheap shotted Mirror Tich and gave him a concussion and MAC, maxillary fracture, which that's one of those ones where like?

could be just you know. A little bone got shipped off this cheek, but that sounds bad when it's maxillary, that's a very, very bad injury, because we're dumb- and it starts with the three letters MAX. So it's making it worse. That's the worst injury that you can have exact maximum fracture of your hilarious, so the so he's gotta have he's. Gotta have surgery there and what to do with Bobby Portis. Now this is a new to the Bolsa. Everyone is going to assume right away. I'm going to talk about, you know Michael Jordan, Steve Kerr getting into fisticuffs, but no this starts from the top. This is leadership from the top. This is God. This is John Paxson, who is famously gotten a choking match with Vinny delnegro Prob about a decade ago or, however, long ago it was so choosing matches. Culture sounds like the worst time ever. I don't know what what is choking matches or who wins? It's a good culture that the bulls have. I am actually excited about this because I've also

I've always said if you're gonna be bad, be the worst in and make it such a such a like carnival every single day, a circus that people just can't stop watching when you're saying that it's a it's a problem from the top down with Paxson. Are you saying that they failed to put up at like a sign in the locker room? This is no punch. You know, project, don't punch your teammate in the face of anyone, have surgery and got a max injuries as they want to play. Even you have to admit for like these bowls, the bulls that have to have like name tags on for photo sessions. Yeah it's a tree in the four situation now is likely to do two planets in the Andromeda Galaxy or nuking each other yeah, and for a second ago, that's cool. I don't really care, I I my favorite part about this- is that both of these guys embody the bowls so much in that both Bobby port.

Nikolai Meritage they have had stretches where I was convinced they were going to be perennial all stars in the NBA anything now they're in a fight, an one of 'em is in surgery and the other one probably be spending forever. Do you think that this is one of the situations that maybe bring the team closer together? Yes, apps! Whenever you go through that man, if you go through adversity, that actually makes you know. Fred Hoiberg he's going to pop in an old dvd of Animal House and really hit these millennials where they know the funny bone. Charles Oakley probably punch some teammates in practice, yeah one last thing: the odds that the bulls would have someone punches. Teammate teammates get in a fight and someone and up with surgery after they

didn't re sign. Rajon Rondo, like does have to be off that I was actually gonna, say MRS leaders right like what the yeah I'd like to it. If there's ever going to be a year that there's gonna be a fist fight is when we had three office, it's good to see some of the young guys like stepping up to fill that void, yeah the Roger left. Next up. We have explained it to ourselves because we don't actually understand anything. So as you go, it is playing he's now in his third or fourth pass. It's in ask that they're at a legal impact a past, the legal impact legal appeal pass. Yes, so NFL admits his is I'm reading this now the conclusion NFL admits that the arbitral decision is subject to judicial review. Such losers can work it just throw extra words in there just to fucking make the sentence as long as the thing. If I'm reading it right now, if you get enough lawyers in a room to write anything eventually they're going to write something so confusing that

requires more lawyers to sit down and write, something to put it yeah and then turn causes more lawyers to sit down. Lawyers are basically a big pyramid scheme. It's so you don't really produce anything. They just make work for other lawyers and can you get rich? I don't even know what the such review It would be hollow. However, if the discipline such as suspension could be imposed after see that you know you know what I mean you're, just showing unfucking here, just like the lawyers just once you start bringing Latin to the equation here. Just spiking the foot purchased fuqing, saying words that I've yeah you're right. Twenty five percent of being a lawyer is just right, so many words that everyone just has this exact reaction. Where, like I don't want to read this book, here's now no nose in the lawyers, you guess what I'll read it 'cause I get paid to do that and then I'll write five hundred dollars I'll write. Something about it. That's been another lawyer will have to read. Interpret for that. We know in America should do we miss woodshed, What should you see just solve our arguments with any lawyers yeah every city in America should have instead of city Hall, just a wood shed where two people who did

we can go out and punch each other until one person is correct. I like that I like that a tool. Yeah doing this. I think I just invented the door yeah right, whatever Susie Galliot he's going to court case in New York. This is the final step you go to New York for the final step it feels like, and then I'm waiting long goes in the foot. That's a fairy tale! I'm waiting for the day that an NFL appeals case goes the Supreme Court, because it's going to happen yeah, it could have happened with Brady, which I I would have been there to see like what certain people like Hank Hank got arrested for Tom Brady. I would love to see you and your patriots fans like tail gating, the Supreme Court yeah, what an awesome sister thrown beers around darting, nerdy and starting a imagine Grok sitting in the Supreme Court, Martin Roger Goodell. Well, please rise, and he stands up search fist, pumping yeah he's like you were in the club.

Now and then just start, six thousand nine hundred and sixty nine Ruth Bader Ginsburg. That would be awesome. Can you imagine that visual she's, like five she's, like four hundred and eleven, a Hearn Grok, sixty nining wow, put that in your brain right there Alright, so we next up have MIKE Greenberg's dumb rules. The easily baseball playoffs are occurring right now. I don't wanna talk about it, but what's going on with those? No no, we talked to begin as you're in good shape and function. No now, which I will be a show, I will be playoff games are lasting longer than ever, sell, probably losing the kids we deal I Greenberg's dumb rules to fix us. Maybe they should start before midnight. Yeah says was tough suggestion. Number two is allow steroids for the pictures, because there is a problem with the slow game right celeb. They can throw the ball faster, yes, get up to like hundred six or seven miles an hour. I like that. So you're saving a good like two seconds off the game. Each team should be allowed to choose one in forgetting this. That's one out O.

I like that, a lot. I am looking forward to seeing how dusty Baker screws that one up yeah, or sending every time you get out of the way how 'bout you can like dodgeball. You can throw it at the runner that would probably help yeah the Beer ACT actually Debbie. Hillary said I will be losing pay head. Hunting yeah, we'll poison mounted, probably make it faster yep. It's reports you put little treadmills on the basepaths like in Mario Kart, when you drive of the arrows and makes you go faster, it would always say about us or more runs knows which would be playing a learner, see your your loot you're, not following here. When they run around the bases they go faster on the basis of speeds up the game, but then the keep keeps going runs into the game goes longer. I don't but that's the end of Rock Hill runs yeah. The you basically just described like of seventeen hour cricket match yeah. Ok, to go back to the drawing board on my treadmill idea right last with my creamer. By the way it works. Here's what you do just turn the bass passing the quicksand. Just

They now turn it down. Now we're cut so people die. This is the most MIKE Greenberg tree by the way I saw this when I was looking up for my creamers dumb roles: humiliation, new car our and for the life of me, I can't figure out how to turn the seat Peter off. It's not cold out, I'm a puddle of sweat, that's good MIKE! That's that's! That's mostly written! That's MIKE being relatable men know anybody. That new, really nice, car and you're just sweating. These leather seats are too hot. Damn anyone else tickle as anybody else there had the problem with swap asking my leather seat in your Audi. Five hundred thousand yeah, hey people in the back you ever see you ever sit in your new Lane Range Rover, that's two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and you can't get that heat warmer off. You know what I'm saying: yeah. Those are stated that was my kreymborg doing stand up on his car. You ever accidentally swallowing your diamond fillings, the worst. You ever try people in one of those things out alright MIKE Greenberg

that that might be a new bed. We have a protective shield, These are down seven one, slash two percent, so well, let's just get this highway fake news 'cause! We watch more than ever, which we said the times. Also, I just want to notice that it just today felt like fall. So that's probably it you can't watch you can't fully embrace football. What it's ninety degrees, it's tough, to pull a ten hour day of college football when you're sweating, I'm not really that tough yeah, but for most more yes, sir yeah yeah football, we're it we're in peak physical football guy shape yeah, but for a lot of people they need a break. They would, you know, want to go like watch a movie or stay in air conditioner. Something lame like that, but yeah, I think so. I did the math on it. It's about one point two million fewer people watching as far as because that's like the size of an american city like a large american city, we haven't had any new cities in awhile in America. Why don't we just? Why? Don't we claim the trash heap out in the Pacific Ocean and just put it

two people on their new city give them a team yeah expand after we lightened plastic water bottle. Why don't we just do what we did with the B b t and just have it be the dogs count for the Nielsen rating? That's a good point yeah. We she's actually new things. So everyone, when you watch personal van talk next week, make sure you treat US pictures of your dog watching that counts. It does not always arrivals. Yeah I balls are about. Love is love yeah. This is fake news. People are watching and fell. So much then get the out I've talk to anybody. That's not watch. I have not I've done it. I've done a Derren Revell Twitter, pull in my mind and a hundred per seat hundred percent people that I know which is just Pft Hank and Liam all watch a lot of football. Hey everybody out there in America right now. If you stopped watching football say. Yes, I didn't hear anything. I didn't hear recorded last night. So if you're saying yes right now tomorrow, I didn't hear it's too late. So if you're going to count all you, people who are listening right now, if you watch the same amount of football or more football, stop

I delete it and then re download it. Okay. Thank you. We have. Finally, because it's Wednesday we have guys on chicks, guys are born. Why is it that you all innately prot possessed the lack of Sing, a kitchen timer when cooking frozen pizza. All I bought casserole look only enough chicken wings. Okay, these are little chart, but God damn it, I'm not taking the one point five seconds at that time. Do you all just in the? U connected with engine ma'am like some sort of sundial yeah, a notice of this with every boyfriend I've had and my father does the same thing? Okay, I didn't know this was a thing. I notice is very much thing because what she's describing I do all the time it's when you put the a pizza in the oven and you just to set a timer and in like fifteen minutes? like I yeah that's been in for about like ten minutes or whatever, and then you bring your pizza. We have a three every time, is there are two: there are two times that guys have in our heads right. There's now and there's later, oh wait. No, you forgot one beer, thirty

well, then there's then there's Darty hours, starting that there's a separation between Darty and Nardin, four hundred and twenty yeah. So there's there's a bunch of stuff you time, but when it comes to cooking, I've got now and then I've got later hungry now hungry, lady and I'm like I'm hungry now. So I put this in then I'll get it out later and then I go and it's four hundred and twenty- and I forget about later see this is the difference between someone, who's moderately good shape you and someone who is let themselves go me. I don't have hungry now hungry later I have. I could always eat that oh yeah, yeah, you never know. How can I get a chance to get a full course meal? Ten minutes ago and you're like hey wanna course, meal for it's fucking, late

five course meal course before course course manner as for a course meal five minutes ago and used like slide slowly, Saddam's he's a pizza under my nose MIKE yeah, I can always eat. Also here's the thing we don't have time to kill minutes in our day. No, we did we by smells. I think that she was on the right track when she said like the cave man yeah since yeah. That's me, I live my life like a caveman except the Caveman, with the couch who watch television all day looks at a phone. Basically is much smarter, Sup PMT. A recent was having sex with my boyfriend and I know most guys like it when you call him daddy, so it down to this my boyfriend applied by calling me monsoons. This is way weird and daddy right. Should I confront her about this or just break up with an ace? No because when you think about it, all data the word daddy and mommy just mean that you've had sex they're like an honor when you get knighted and now you shall arise as sir once you have sex and you procreate your names, daddy and mommy. So actually it's technically the

sexiest thing you can say I never. I never understood like sex talk like that. You hot right now. What do you do motto this feel good yeah, it's kind of it in yet it's like that's the extent of what I got is it in yet? Are you sure a little bit weight Maybe it's just a positioning. Add sinks too much. Let me now? They all forget it all sort of pizza, I'm hungry. I could always eat sort of pizza and binge watch Netflix for the next twenty hours. Ok, yeah. I think something, then why do I crave

chocolate. My period, I can never get enough of it when it's that time. Can you help me understand why this happens to me thanks I'll answer this? It's it has to do with the we were the things if they go through your body that fight the free radicals in tips. No, though, like the things, your blood that, like a tax where what sells its accidents so has has actions, you know what two things are really high in antioxidants, chocolate, yeah and red wine who and also human blood to but when you lose some of the blood your body is like. Oh, I need to. I need to re up, so your options are one: that's why you always want drink wine when you want to get drunk and That's why you always create chocolate. So I just all I learned from that is the time I've been on my period in my entire life: ok, ok, I'm in college and Assegai met on homecoming weekend to a date night turns out he's twenty six is Is it weird that he's coming

So what do you think his thoughts are slash friends, thoughts. Wait. He probably didn't tell us he's probably lying to his friends about how old you are. You be my guess. Twenty six come on, let's not age! Shame like you beat six thirty, two fellas, we just a random number. It's it's half your age times to half your age, minus two after age times to his that's acceptable limits that they don't need. Anyone except people were half your age times too yeah, hey PM's, the boys. So how do I discreetly poop it work, even though chicks? Definitely, no proofs. Ok! Now it's fake yeah, fake news again obviously not invite check yeah. I don't know how What are you who you hiding from you, just hear check poop in a bag, and then you throw it out the window right yeah! No, you know what you do. Is you poop in your sock and then you put it in,

trash can and then you put a bunch and then you squirt some soap, and then you put actually. I should stop because I put in the sink, so people probably going to think I do this last one hey PMT, Slash Van Talk is panties so especially Hank. So that's that's only just found Cheat on these I mean this person's literate so match made in. I recently just found out through my boyfriend's on my arm illiterate. I recently just found out through my boyfriend's internet history that he has been looking at porn. So I got curious and clicked on one of the videos he watched. However, however, when I clicked on it a list of videos that were all the way on the 51st page I feel like, which is somewhat concerning. Can you please tell me what this means? I saw this on twitter today we mean play. You know somebody took a screen grab of saying like I wish. Had the patience of whoever tweeted

that they were on like the 51st page of Pornhub, your boyfriend's meme yeah, okay, so I mean so, we got me you're dating a famous guy. Sometimes it's called research. Sometimes you've got to dig deep, is internet fame? We you got. You got meme tank member. We use the gym most member that member, when our ordering the search just to up and not make it up and that one guy with us with with the boat house the and suck shut up to that one guy, though who's still working still running that whole pizza hut pizza all time, Jimbo, alright, that's our show will see so on Friday. I think we have Dan Haren,

and we also have Michael Rappaport Wall who's going to be in studio, promoting his new book, we're going to talk with him who and you might make fun of him- you might get fun. We love Michael RAP on PMT death. That's where his home is. You might also tunein for suicidal big cat and he might make an appearance on Friday so that if it's a sweep all have a day on the data, including do have a day to be on my period and eat chocolate impending doom, big cat is just as bad. It's panic button love you guys.

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