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Bonus Bill – Ep. #441

2017-10-23 | 🔗

Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. 

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
Welcome to each year and each year we are doing now, there's so much to talk about. I take watching news in the Trump era. It's like picking up rocks after a heavy rain. You know you going to seize up and gross under their, so our president out did himself you. Nobody did this week right. On Monday, he called the widow of a fallen soldier to control her and my Tuesday. He was calling her a lot
Who knew everything was so complicated? That comes out of all that he turns and endured. Insult on Obama's is abominable called anybody. You know Truman had that sign on his desk. The buck stops here. Tromp has assigned keep going back, so we found out that he is just as good with gold star families as he is with hurricanes on the bright side. Maybe we have hit upon a way to keep I'm from starting a war. Tell him hey! Think of all the calls you're gonna have to make a coroner in California. We got our own problems. We have fifteen major wildfires that burn over two hundred thousand acres. The effect the smoke got so thick tat. The executives at Mirth Merrimac couldn't see what was going on right in front of their faith.
Of course, this is California, where political correctness is kind of thick too, so we couldn't actually start fighting the fires. Until we had a big debate about the term flame retardant. Now our goods but hey from says not to worry. At a nice talk with the President of Sacramento, over forty people have died so far, but drums said: hey is California. and what they signed up for so far no offers by Trump to visit the disaster scene, but he said he's gonna have my pants look at the fire from
and then just walk out all right. Thank you very much for watching if we really want to make the movement. Not aren't hbo dot com
Transcript generated on 2020-10-21.