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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/25/16)

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 03/25/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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Now, it's time for real time to point out your attempt to listen in behind the scenes to the real time. Monologue. Jokes, America didn't hear back you, ok! So let's get big big big news knows week. We had a barber was in Cuba. How about that
Cuba, Friday. We have made a great speeches that have come here to bury the last remnants of the cold war, and if you open your nation to us Cubans, we will send you thousands of our college kids to throw up on your beaches. Yeah we're gonna have a lot of trade. He said, baseball players will take all of them. Salsa music will take that shit.
Cigars will take all of that, but he said, if you send us another TED crews, the deal is he met with their Raoul Castro or, as a Fox news put a loathsome communist dictator meets with Raoul Castro yeah. He enroll Castro held a joint press conference. The conservatives reacted, like Obama, held a joint and, of course, from public into very men above and because the intended a baseball game in Cuba a day after the Brussels terrorist attack, and they got very mad at this united-
To do this says the Party of the guy, who set sat there for seven minutes reading my pet goat trade Tower Head proves that Burma should be back in America. Keeping us this country safe, like what he supposed to do, that on the White House. Porch with a shotgun
never ends with these guys. I mean member a few weeks ago. They had a big contest about whose penis was bigger will now they moved on, to whose wife is more flexible, such a mature party. Here's what happened was into the whole story, so the huge our primary was on Tuesday to groups wanted big at an anti trump super pack that wanted tat, grew to win, put up a picture and add of a nude Maloney Tromp Donalds wife, to creep out the Mormons, and it did because they saw right away. She was not wearing magic underwear
and the ad ruthlessly insinuated that Donald Trump was not a mormon. He he's had many wives, but not at the same time. Tromp was furious. He said it was outrageous whose a dignified he said it was below the belt whereby the way I have a huge dig, a new CNN Paul that says, Americans, Vine, Hillary Clinton, more presidential than drop. You think Hilary started twenty points higher on can handle responsibilities of the commander in chief, although trumps gourd higher on likelihood of using the state of the union, address to launch a line of frozen dinners, but there were primaries on Tuesday Hilary end.
From one narrow zone, abode handily, but Bernie Sanders big winner in Utah and Idaho, imagined, shut up the fatal shut up. The people who say Bernie can't win the black boat Catch all new episode of real time with bill every Friday night watchman, for more information, Levant on to HBO dot com.
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