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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/08/16)

2016-04-12 | 🔗

Bonus Bill (Originally aired 04/08/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
now it's time for real time, to point out your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue. Jokes, America didn't hear. I am very and a rainy birthday. I can't leave us no good and our partners in China, which works. Profit is fortieth visit. Most that's a lot of times to come to emit. Maybe does too many tv shows. You know. I asked the official reason. Why came the White House a pilot season? I like
anyone here when they stop Trump Movement, because that had a very big week. Yes, no trump did not like losing. He didn't like it so much. He went silent on Twitter the whole night. This never happened. People really worried about him the next morning. The show a picture rosier, Donald together. Yes, you Okay, you are getting back on the horse, but apparently the Trump campaign is in disarray. They say firing people hiring new people and get delegate counting all fucked up for them, but it doesn't look like. We are heading in the republican side toward a contested republic or as I call it, there will be blood to I'm just saying the republican base is very into professional wrestling and a convention has a lot of.
The chair ourselves, do the math no on the democratic side, while Bernie Sanders key, also one big in Wisconsin, and he is one seven of the last a primaries funded, say a few more winds. There is a real shame They might mention among tv worth the Clinton campaign getting a little nervous. They said hey, everyone will come to see how unelectable Bernie is just as soon as people stop electing. There was a little bit of a scandal again, just like we had in Arizona which is long lines at the appalling boots were a third world country. Now people can't even do the voting, let alone get the answer. Right began long lines, hours and hours. The sum of birdies MILAN
He'll supporters were waiting so long by the time they got in the booth they were. Elderly Hilary was so the campaign that was moved to New York state. This should be a lot of New York State is here They represent an earthquake, Bernie is from Brooklyn. Obviously you could still hear it in his voice and he's got a message that really working Mariner Birdie says you know that that giant rat who had the big slice, a pizza and his mouth, he should share that with the other. Ninety nine percent of the rats, want one we won't be doing tomorrow. We like to see just testing and, of course, the other scandal that came to light this week, the Panama papers. You see that item on paper,
I don't I used to use them now. I they know about the Panama papers. This is the country of Panama. It was revealed that there was a gigantic network of millionaires hiding their money in tax avoidance games there, but interesting, no Americans implicated. So far, that's right! Arbored people do not they taxes by invest joke operations they do it by investing. In Republicans,. Catch all new episode of real time with Bill Maher every Friday night at ten or watching any time on HBO on demand for more information log on to HBO Dot, com.
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