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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 11/11/16)

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 11/11/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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Now, time for real time to point out your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time, monologue, jokes, America didn't hear
I gave a very good you know when, when people used to say anything is possible at American, I used to think that was a good thing, not so much everywhere. Anyway, if you haven't seen, draw George Lopez
in concert yet heart TAT, Amerika will be changing, meant that massive clicking sound you here is cops all over the country. Turning off or body cameras lie dry. I did that guy for a vicious vulgar campaign, and I gave it right back. But we ll get on that America as a whole. Looked at a narcissist, a billion air with an obsession prevent debtors and said you know what this guy needs more power, I mean even they were shocked, even the Republicans, even his own team
Discoursing said you could not me over with his aunt. Bony resubmit just shows how far you get in America with a dream, tens of billions of dollars in organised plan to keep or people from voting now, apparently, Hilary Halloran just could never shake their reputation as an insider in and when I say insider I mean woman from prevailed using the accounting system designed by rich white men who had slaves what a coincidence, but you know he gave a gracious accepted.
Rachel said about have already said. We owe her a debt of sir of gratitude for her servants of the country, and for that I am not six months offer jobs. What do you think about? This is definitely the end of the Clinton dynasty as we know it, and I would like to say to them. We owe you guys a debt of gratitude for decades of service, and now we never want to see you again reset? Our biggest regret was not communicating her vision to the working class people if they had just paid her two hundred fifty thousand dollars. Speaking
We could have used rubber as well as of now two hundred thousand, but maybe over a million people will have more people about it. For Hilary and the future of this country, I gotta say to my latino friends: keep making babies We are counting on your hot blooded passion to save this country
actually actually not so much one out of three Latinos voted for Donald Trump. I guess those are the ones who assumed were good people. A lot said it was because of their catholic values. Most just said, I dont want a lady in a pan suit. Tell me what to do. I get that is worth remember. Only like a week ago. Everybody is talking about. Can the Republican Party survive? What what's gonna happen to them? What happened? Is they control everything? Now, not just the presidency, the House, the Senate and the Supreme Court. I mean Ruth Better Ginsburg plays eat. Well, I have a question for scientists. Can we extract someone's brain and just spoken
up to a machine there's nothing in the constitution that says a springboard justice have to have a body screw self driving cars. Let's get Google working on that. It's happening. Seventy today S Donald Trump about his transition to him, and he said he I already put in a call to Caitlin. Now here he met with President Obama at the White House. I'm sorry I mean the gold Hausa from Plaza. Yes, orange is the new black folks at that, amazingly, how prophetic that was and the end. The meeting between the two men went well Obama likes giving toward and Trump's like likes kicking black people out.
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