Bonus Bill (Originally aired 1/27/17) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.
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Now, it's time for real time to point out your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue, jokes, America didn't hear,
Thank you very much welcome to another addition of Donald Trump W P up. We made it through the first week sort of but I'm gonna come random, say it here today. I am a little disappointed in how MR drop has been behaving. I mean this is not the way a man who has
entered the World Wrestling Federation Hall of Fame. This will go down in history as anything left of history as the weak when America was introduced. The concept of alternative fax, our friend, Kelly and Conway, said this when she was asked about Johns by Sir, who is the press secretary now talking about the inauguration crowds and he said well, you have you, she said you have your fact. These are all turn into facts. She came up with a way to say lie. That is a lie It's like a hot dog where the bond is also made of hospital. Alternative back seems to be anything the president beliefs. On the one hand, we have observable reality. On the other hand, your height
Wait on Okcupid. We use that law them fake facts. Member but fake facts are now alternative and soon boom jobs are gonna, be called. Turning to Tipp, perhaps the most disturbing this week- was they put a gag order on the EPA Nasa and Interior Department, forbids them to tweet or give interviews about climate science. They don't want their fat fact getting mixed up with the alternative back yet and also in the disturbing category came out from the White House. Many people were linking this. The Donald Trump is already Board board in meetings. He starts watching tv.
We ve had. Residents were not greatly. That brings into a great we ve never had one who goes has nothing to do, and yet, amid all this, I popularity ratings America. I was right all along a stupid fuckin country and the profits they liked Donald Trump and the DOW Jones over twenty thousand. For the first time the market loves it. I'm gonna do well in this economy. Because I created a small business, it's doing very well, I'm installing panic rooms. Thank you. I have a waiting list of many. Millions of people belong panic rooms. We gives you can't run from drum, but you can I thank you.
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Transcript generated on 2020-02-25.