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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 4/10/15)

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 4/10/15)
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Oh! Thank you very much wow. What a crowd good crowd! Oh man! I love the Thursday crowd. I think I know where they're happy today. What I don't know why now the president did something very interesting today for the gay community. He came out against gay reparative therapy. You know what that is. It's known as praying away the gay. Yes, no. This is very important because it states once and for all that being gay is not a mental disorder. That prayer can work to fix.
Now we just got to get rid of the mental disorder that says prayer can fix anything, a mixed response on that president. You know where he is today: Jamaica, man, fuck yeah, he's in Jamaica and he went to the Bob Marley Museum. He did. He told the tour guy that he still has all his old Bob Marley albums. He said as President, you know I can't take up anymore, but I can still sniff the albums bad news on that front. If you live here in LA they close down five hundred medical marijuana shops. Can you believe that I know I know isn't that wrong? Meanwhile, you can get botox injections.
Fucking dog groomer in South Carolina, yet another unarmed black man shot by a cop, and you saw this video, whereas the guys, just as he's running away and this time, it's so blatant. Even other cops came out against this guy. They said shooting an unarmed black eye shore, but in the back come on. That's not a no even Fox NEWS said it was a tragedy and they're not defending this guy. They said. No. We want this guy in jail this cup, he said it's a good thing, we're locking up America's last remaining races and finally, today anyone from the south all right man today.
Hey today is the one hundred and fifty th anniversary of the salt south surrendering in the civil war and boy when they find out, they are going to be pissed all right. Thank you very much. Catch all new episodes of real time with Bill MA every Friday night at ten or watch him any time on HBO on demand for more information log on to HBO com.
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