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this is beginning to get three and a half way between us, yet so funny right, we're fine! You heard this is a non usual opening for this punk ass. Yet here, but I heard you did earlier today: ok, so that the young that's the last few seconds. I guess of the fly, the original nineteen fifty eight versions during Vincent Price, and that is the the inventor named Seth Brindle, who brindle fly yeah, who has converted himself into a firewall, switched heads with the fly such bodies. I guess it now is a tiny little fly, man who's being attacked by a spider on a spider web. You know decided the Cromer version couple months ago. I think it told you that it holds out the programme. Is that I don't understand

Why am I? What is his name, the main guy goeben Goeben? I don't understand why Jeff Goal Bloom decided to add. I guess, is kind of like sexy arrogance, to his character because it came off weird headache, the government, must he can't guessing serving the heavy brings. It everything he's the truth with it so check we're. We play that part of the fly not so much because we could. All of that was a large part of it, but because we can expect what is on that little fly body. Now! That's right! We ve read how vice work in specifically how housewives work by boy your minds. Robert Lamb, has been popping up a lot lately has any who Roberts work, yeah yeah, it's an he does Canada pops in to the chemicals and says it has a gun.

A lot lately. We go home near the house. Why Josh, if you're, if you live in a house in your life, one around you get about nine percent chance that that is an actual Moscow domestic gap. The common house. Why that's the habits? The house vice name? That's right, there's some other more exact name. It is on all our initial appearances.

One of the more mundane bogs ever by this actually pretty interesting. If you ask me and disgusting because you carry lots of diseases like typhoid fever in salmon, our in leprosy and cholera and that crazy, they carry leprosy intestinal worms. Why new their activity that committee dysentery, I didn't know that they could. They can carry leprosy there I didn't either. You know I always equate leprosy with Nudism, because they, both legally both living colonies- yeah, I always think of leprosy when I think of what we think of the Bible, because growing up in churches, where I heard about leper colonies and leprosy, sure yeah, lepers being he'll know the exact harrassing, the fog, the second one guess. Oh, I want you to remain. I could hear the fog too was therefore to an end,

John Carpenter, the original fog right. This is the re may not where the people attacking were lepers who were turned away, and now they're ghosts have come back for vengeance I think that was the original as well. I wasn't, I didn't realize their lepers at the very least, pirates had had been brought up and she's. We need to get our act together to give movie the first one you I'll check it out. I just a little the thing last night I'll, it's a great one to me. Well, had a fairly voracious alien versus the thing comments on. I saw people get into that. I definitely say alien is better, but the thing is more disgusting. Little more twisted year, this has been a long set up, flies out so check. We ve got down that they spread disease right. Potentially I'm one of the things that kind of cropped up I was reading this is it was kind of an expert

Jim of everything I always knew about flies. Yet we all know little bit, which I find very reassuring. You know it's not like quantum suicide words like everything you thank you always is completely unreal latest, go ahead and start thinking now this is like. Yes, you understand how supplies- and here is some more information about it. So I guess kind of this is almost like an elementary school episode, which I fire. I find comforting, reassuring I like you too. Let's talk about fly, Anatomy House fly anatomy and if I accidently say fly, if you accidently say fly, we mean house flies. Yes, civically right. The dry Owen dispersed throughout the pike. Us we'll have Firefox, that's only this. So when you hear that, can we knew fly that suggests if you're talkin a house, why body like a lot of insects, he's got an exoskeleton modification and it's got three sections to the body at the head. Yet the thorax

adamant and as everyone knows, this is that this is actually in a five act, so no buzz, but it is a fact, but is not one of our text, some every nudging, nudging. Everyone knows that the fly has all those tiny little Betty eyes and, like you said reassuring to know, that's exactly what they are there to common eyes divide. Into three to six thousand simple eyes. Yes, and it's like a bunch of little video minors cause it. Focus on one little thing in particular: right took a mosaic rights, but I also get the impression that it it's like a mosaic, but each little I is kind of its own representative of the physical grid. It may a grid of its physical environment. I yeah so

I wonder if the flies like others, movement and sector. Ninety thousand! That's what I wonder and like I go focus on that one simple: I see that you now piece of blue on the ground that I need to go a rattle through or there's a human will who's coming towards me and, of course, by sector. Ninety thousand gee- I meant after three thousand six thousand. So those are the eyes and there are also a couple of little, I think three of cell eyes or if you tell in ITALY would surely for daily and there between the two compound eyes and that sort of like a compass, the keep the fly oriented and, ideally flying toward the sun. Okay. So I think that this should be the first fly fact: let's do it

ok, I checked. The reason housewives are commonly found can a flickering against a window stupid? No, that's a fly myth again. The fly fact is that there was a chilly roselli, the two simple eyes: the Ngos, the Compass Orient themselves upward by finding the sunlight there are constantly searching for sunlight is why they always go, to a window or bugs? However, that fact number one I like it on the head Josh where a lot of the action takes place with a fly they get there sense of smell from their Antony right. There are four tasting in eating. They have a purpose which is little plunging. Thing sticks out from the bottom of its mouth. And I'm sorry the bottom of the head. They have little fields. To these and their max maxillary. Pops

and then they already tasters and at the end of the previous guess you had the labelling which is is at the mouth, the lounge apart there, it's it's like a sponge mouth like it. It's not like an open mouth that you think of it like a sponge on the end of the process where you just suck a super viscous, didn't its closest proboscis side of that now it does either way, and that always makes me think of the adaptation Chris Coopers character talks about the purpose of the orchard. Oh yeah, there's an interesting is silly weird, apparently she's a guess starring in this emphasis the shipping attention for the first time in weeks so check. There is a huge huge little. I think that you, you pointed out that the labelling yet sponging

doesn't allow solid food in and we're gonna get to that in a minute, but just keep that in mind yet fly foreshadowing notify factor, but we ve come to what I think is fly fact: number two: don't you are you going with the dividing? The other binding, ok fly. Fact number two, housewives, do not bite you get bitten by fly. There was not a house on housewives the horse. Why- and you know those in the summer time in the pool the land on your head and bite the tar out of you, or it might have been you little sibling, brother sister, the true, and what other that list. Another one stable flies which four or five there there they can take care of all the horses at once where horse flights is like. I just want this one horse, That's my take on it s like to here's the thing: saving money with Geico was almost better than playing pick up basketball, is always that guy who joined your game he never passes the rock he.

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we are on the wings now it isn't necessarily affect because it so essential right back in ancient times, which was up to sixty five million years ago. As I understand that along house flies have been around ok, they had to set two full set of wings and nowadays, in our modern times it looks like flies, have how size have one set the scent necessarily true yeah. If you're a little jerky cared a little my planet jerkin, you pull the wings of a fly. You probably think you disappoint off to, and you may be. It is as if the large ones, but there is little tiny guys under their they're, called halters right in the halters or action.

If you, if you pull the halter off these little tiny wings on that are underneath above, I think they're, underneath their underneath. The big wings they allow, they basically allow the fly to move quickly in the air right. Yes to arm to maintain balance a direct direction here, yes, and so, if you remove, one of these can only go in circles. If you remove both the halters, the fly can't get take, isn't airborne at all, yet with us to the links is still can't fly without assaulters, yet it's pretty good, but not a fly back very interested, nothing, but the at the big One, the large wings that you see when you look at a fly are the ones who do the real heavy lifting yeah we're Talkin two hundred to three hundred flaps per second, and they can go forty five miles, an hour which I would assume they could go fast Vienna to I can four and a half miles an hour in its

fine by me when I'm runnin so check. First, if you said the that all of the moving parts, the wings the legs all this stuff are located in the third act. Right, yes to get, the two sets of wings are top and then below that you have the the different legs and the legs are, while their their standard legs, their segmented enjoying it. But the most interesting part for me about the fly legs a house violates are the Tarsi right, yes, which are little tiny hairs on the end of the legs. The act is pretty much the same thing as taste buds do for us. So that's why a fly. Why ill land on food? It's not just landing its tasting to say. Do I want some of this year and most of the time answered. Yes, yes and we'll get to the group

truth is that in a moment as well right, my favorite part of legs is the Po Valley, yet they are little more such an pads and they are the little grippers. So that's why, when you see a fly, jump on a wall flying to the law and use all the sun there like Spiderman, walking the walk right little grippers or that's how Jeff Goblin did it? since right of Eve as well, run in there and then the admin they have the key organs, which are the reproductive organs in the female over pastor and e mail has the hideous and actually look that went up nice and that's not. How would have Hence it, but these little little things retract, when not news on both male and female, so they stay protected their this very area demand

you'll, be very on era dynamic to have the idea. Yes, just Canada weapon in the wisest thing around how the ads like putting the waning here that multi headings equally so check you, we already foreshadowed. What's going on with the young, the mouth, the UN's mouth, the labelling that can only except liquids. Well, not everything a fly eat is liquid right now, not if they want to jump on at stake or that dog, crap or dried blood year when a flying count or something

first of all parties, when will it accepts food in middle bellum? It basically sex it straight into the stomach if its liquid, it's good to go so when it lands on the food and it finds that it can't it can't to suck it up now it it basically tries to crumble it with the end of its proboscis. At that point, it's got tiny little. It is it smaller, more manageable and then Fuchs on it that step to everything you ve ever heard about flies vomiting on you or your food or whatever, when they land is absolutely true. Yeah thought that might have thought that was an old wives tales, yes or no. It is true what the fight does is basically split up. Saliva digestive juices onto the little crumbs that it's made using is preposterous right and it sits there for a couple of seconds thinking they did in the Green and in a trice. A serpent up yes M in Robert makes a really good point

This sounds extremely disgusting to a stranger, but the fly isn't doing anything we don't do read when we food in your mouth, Each year we masticate it right, and so I was attacking its during a break it down, and then it goes through our soft gets into our stomachs and is it becomes digestive by juices. The flies is doing the same thing, but on the outside of its body, weirdly doesn't have teeth, enjoy the decency to keep it all internal right. We don't go in restaurants and pick up onto our played this. Would that be untoward? So if there, if the young, if this food is kind of an in an invitation state and it's been spit on environment, it I'm left in its still, not quite right near it gets mooted the crop right yeah. I did see the bush, we call this wife back,

Ok factor was three yeah. There's a crop like you said, and instead of just saying well, does this little bit of crime is quite liquid enough disco fly to another. One defies pretty efficient, so they say. Actually let me say this for later: stick it down another hole into the crop and in the crop it waits and then, though, pass it back and forth, may be a little more digestive juices, throw up on a bit more and they do this until it's ready to be Mina till liquid radio them shoot it doesnt waste as food five factory right. Yes, there is one thing you know we said that the flies really doing anything differently than we do to our food is doing it on the outside. Here, that's still horrific and disgusting, because not only is the fly carrying possibly leprosy,

and with when it throws up on it. It's probably throwing up something. Just eight which, as you pointed out, could be dug poop could be blood could be the you know, poop from leprous dog, something like that. The ESA, when you you're a picnic or somethin any see that fly your Sammy? It's probably, and if you see it, move in his hands around vomiting disease on your food is what it's exactly potentially disease, not always now implemented. Underestimate the human immune system. I mean we all have liked blood cells. You know we are. We all can mount a pretty decent defence unless we have some sort of immunodeficiency and if we do have that, we're, probably in some sort of treatment for it. So the most part I mean it is gross, but you know I think India in modern times were we get the flies under control. At least you know here in the west. Yes, for now, until the apocalypse comes, the rise

why do you remember that part in amity the horror how your priest, his leg, is covered in fly ass, their sweating invariably, who was it right, stagger nice? I would ve been so another chuck. Yes, we talked about the sexy bits already. What are they do with them? What's the fly family like a fly. Family Josh is like many insect families. They are male chase down a female and impregnate her and it happen quick, she's regulator, eggs too sweet. And they don't stick together after they may they separate and in the mother, doesn't even guard the eggs like a lot of species point one. I love affair. He and she basically dumps the eggs and what she deems to be safe place and she's like I'm out here. It's that one I'd stand followed and child abandonment and how many exits away the time tat we get that item nine hundred over the life cycle of a fly. Ok,

life cycle that think visit? The average lifespan is about three weeks, but it could be three months yeah if I don't think a fly can live physically beyond three month, but you're the average lifespan in reality, cousin flies waters and things like that profit is like Anyone days, I think you said yeah, so the lifecycle is a lot like most insects escaped the egg and in the larger than the pupil, then the adult worn summer time is optimal, takes about seven to ten days to go from egg to adult and they go through. I think three moulting stages of the little maggots dude. I see you know this

this you learn, listen in school night sitting know this paradise so check with the maggots the first stage, the most interesting stage. We ve arrived at a story that I have now boy. When I was in college cooked steak. I the true cooked steak and really actually known, I think about it. I guess I've probably trimmed some raw meat off and put it in the garbage. As is normal, a garbage bag in a garbage, can the kitchen garbage can and I get up and so on a normal person of not like I'm freak Grandma thrones takeaway pigs. So I

I get up the next morning and I go into the kitchen, and I wonder why is it kitchen floor moving like that man and I cannot follow the floor? Is it went up the garbage can into it, and I realized tat my kitchen floor, the small kitchen granted, but my kitchen floor was covered in a living layer of maggots, the whole thing the whole thing, while so I'm like I've gotta get rid of these were. How do you take care of a magnet infestation, holy cow and I tried bleach first? Did nothing, Why didn't even slow down? One of us really. I end up having to walk all over him of TAT, yet it's the old fashioned way. That's that's what I had to do and I thought I did not actually have a fly infestation after that. So I guess I got them all, but they make it horrific little popping sound. Did you hit like snow shoes or something

Now now, like hiking brutish bright, oh, isn't Athens. Why were they all over the floor? Was it from us regardless of the garbage overnight. Yeah like like that that's frightening, but that I mean that follows with we know about the House fly lifecycle their lovers, hatch within a day right and don't forget larva in by larva larva with any on the end, equals maggots. Angry that but right than we learn that somewhere else, yeah, so they never stop eating exactly so they're. Just like this little fleshy worm like thing with a hooked mouth, they just does nothing but eat improve yeah, because a breather and more like a said three stages and in the third multi stage in our goes, gets a little darker and enters the pupil stage, and that's that the larger protective shell than it fully develops and outcomes the beautiful butter

disgusting else, why I got Barton senses yet and had it likewise partners into there's a tree house of horror. They re did the fly at the trial. He's like that mindless fly with parts bodies is mindless eating the others when the earlier ones Get on it and then they get out of their little show there with a temporary swollen Bob, because they can't chew to get out of an egg the shell sedate, they literally useless bump on their head to crack their way out and then, after they get out that bump deflate in its becomes partly head again only if its unique each fly like the can recognise one

other from the by the bump on the head. Like I don't know, I didn't there wasn't a name for that in here: either no assistance swollen bump fly fact number four. Yes, so we talked about a fly, can't live longer than three months. The training that is, if its existing outside of diet pause right, totally fascinating to me yet so diapers is basically like suspended animation or hibernation firefly. Basically, if there's no food around and there's no predators either the flies like I'm gonna, see what's going on a few months from now, the fly can basically shut down its its life processes to this state, where it can just exist without moving it take estate between life and death for a few months right now, and then wait back up and be like in the future or its winter, and I'm dead

soon! That's another part, because that done they only later than the former monitored the Laval, your rounded they thrive in the warmer ok, warm muggy areas. So Josh. Surely these things add nothing to the world. Aside from being disgusting, little creeps agreed, not true either one of your house or member check. These are one and then one one of like three bugs you and I agreed or find a kill yet, but also we say tick, mosquitos and mosquitoes ticks, and this is

Are we not bloodsucker interesting Jupiter there and that's why I don't want your house, but they are good, like all flies in the world at large great source of protein, they break things down in the smaller bits for other bacteria in my forms to feed on they. They are an important part of any ecosystem that they leave em. You there's nothing here, the two useless. That's right, I think, even found a use for the old appendix than they did it definitely come come back cancerous growth to remember a beliefs, and I think they even use maggots in fresh water. Fishing raising commercial fish like two Lapierre here till I feel, love em. They use of paper the pupils high protein. Ok, so that's what they feed him. Little freeze ripe

I mean if you, if you're survivalist or you're, in a bad situation out in the woods and you need to survive maggots if you'd get like a raw data, right, a tree on the ground. You wanna get those maggots, you eat it, you eat it, you'll like it. I would do it a man down with itself at all, but I would do that, of course, to save myself full circle, anti mythology, nice job check, you do your temper, one we're fly back. I think, sir, I think give yes with five at number: six No five, five ancient civilizations actually made regular sacrifices through the fly guides to keep the swarms out of their houses in temples because they thought there harbingers of harbingers, of sickness and death, even though they didn't know the science behind it.

Right. The Pfizer there's something about em they're on their discussing their unwholesome. That's the word for they are inherently unwholesome yet. So, if you want to keep flies out of your temple right, you have several options available to you. Right here, keep clean house. That's number one! That's the smartest thing you do, don't don't don't leave like your cardinal milk, open, ended sitting on the counter. What are you doing in the shops of or a stake in the trash Emily makes me throw away food there. I gotta put it in a bag and take it out to the garbage we do to me. So you do as adults in college. I think so. Yeah scraping the trash it was in a kitchen garbage. Can top, I mean in college. I would have left that played out in the living room on the couch. I've always been fairly clean. The image of the future is closer than you think, and it all starts. In the palm of your hand, you

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control. You get the old Venus. Why trap, which you know if you can keep him health either? Can it off not just that at the end of the on at the end of the fly, I was at the beginning of this pact cast right, I'm a spider web, which happens quite a bit so us as long as the spiders not going to kill you and your family, while you're sleeping giant alone gives its going to control the fly population tremendously, that's right and farmers. Even there, some commercial farms it actually buy. Parasitic wasps to you now eat larvae and take your flies for their crimes the terror of melody, WASP, the train to Ramallah, keep your windows and doors shut, that's kind of obvious. If you're gonna keep.

Or open and middle summertime. You're gonna have a lot of flies. That's funny that that even warranted some bullet points here and apply swatted it to actually physical control here and fly paper, which is disgusting yet its gross to mean especially around food. I give you see that night kitchen at camp yeah yeah and you at the camp fire you walk persecuting there like flies like gives him the last place these windows. What is wrong? Re early change, the flypaper everyday at something to others: zephyrs, and then I wouldn't even endorse pesticides for housewives. You ain't gonna, be sprain itself in your house, but that is an option for some people. It is not for me. They can be very dangerous. Innocent face ever seen of bugs life knows the bugs uppers actually get bugs.

I it's kind of like a hallucinogenic, whom I was that what happened in that area, the guy's got that Bulgaria is a far out hacker, think something along those lines: yeah bugs aperture fun, so check you gonna more fly, facts or anything. I know so we're done without voice. I'm done forever. The house vice is disgusting, as you always thought in. You already knew everything about soap, everybody yourself, Pat on the back, yeah. Only we should mention. If you use applies what a lot of fun dismantle house. Why? But you behind. Quite him disgusting matter. You will not allow house vice waters No, we don't. We haven't under thoroughly everything that's only second to the pooper skipper for the kitty. Butter This reality the devices in the house or the toilets covered next to the toilet air. The plundering so that's it now. You know why I tax in my house is look like

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mainly the marble country, actually also has more argyle It was indeed wilder up and down the tobacco fields along the Connecticut River that I first came to enjoy your part gas, into admire your great knowledge ability, wait, you say tobacco fields That is right. The Connecticut River Valley produces what is historically the most prized shade tobacco and the United States. The Massachusetts It was still dried and used as wrappers for fine cigar were you aware of this, and all tat was all tat. Straight, intimidating sundays and hope to show this fine country to you, my son, I hometown, in my total, state in Romania, great motto of Hampshire College to Know- is not enough hearing this letter read in its entirety on your part, gas, for he forced me to we at you on mine. That is all nine. Fifty seven right right back.

John, did we hear about this when it made it abundantly clear that the fine people of Massachusetts need to get right with one another and cease to throw up walls between themselves? There's enough segregation in the world and therefore judge John Hodgman rights. So you have already run a correction that I must have missed it sarcasm two, no six chuck rights. We not in shall not take part in the continued segregation of the fine people, Massachusetts that is all it ten o eight hundred You mean the choice but dimension this this on my own podcast, a good, and I responded and you leave me no choice but discovered it publicly on our part. Gets this is like a nerd battle at this point. And then John Rights very seriously you want to go down this road jack read my letter on the air before this gets ugly. I finally risk.

That if anything, it's red shall be the entire exchange. John complete, with your threatening words from the alleged judge, and then he writes back finally you're a monster that is the end of the exchange. Does a great, dramatic leaning thank you and thank you, John Beep, beep, beep and uh. Sorry, I guess you everybody It was offended by that which was a substantial amount of people who wrote in. I guess the Massachusetts Andy like sand equating making with them or something, and we would say, make it's not even close to a man ever. I dont know if I would point out the different Really what plus they were dissociated from Boston. Usually you glum on the big city and they were like none and we're not Boston, yeah. That's what they're gonna get it, I don't either by them to eat his own, as we always say right

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