The 2020 ACE Awards features the greatest moments from the past year. Enjoy clips and commentary, and see who wins amongst the nominees for:
- Best Invention
- Caller of the Year
- Most Uncomfortable Moment
- Best Impression
- Outstanding Achievement In Shitting On A Point
- Guest of the Year
- Rant of the Year
… and much more!
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ace awards glad to say we're doing this again
for the eleventh year, always screw up the math, but down were coming into our twelve sola. There's always react radio days road. It is a future
I guess maybe we're on our thirteenth. We ve done since two thousand six we missed one year when you began
during the war during the war.
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so if we got a ton of material here, so we're gonna try to limit ourselves for our in between cross talk, but I always find myself inspire now ready made a note on our first, our first segment, which is at best.
Invention, but will roll right into it and I'll see if I can keep the show under three hours here we go.
the nominees for best invention are
low self esteem porn. You know they should do what's while they shouldn't low self esteem poor, because I have low self esteem and be a situation where, like the step, walked in and this eventide you're always beating off, and then she would
Ok, I'm gonna go make an omelette. She shut the door. I just watch him finish. This achievement worry me, so I know so. I believe that that's why I, like others to be low self esteem poor that makes all the other porn, but actually is their military. You make one at every seven. They like Geraldine gets right when you say that you have to watch that feed off
borders, way
people. Are you too
the sunny water and there was plenty laughed and there was one six pack of sparkling laughed there's something people would get no fistfight over the six pack, a spark! That's when it's all just
the water built their water whenever an answer as wired
in a weird way, who, instead of secret
shoppers. You should have secret borders because you gotta get
group like unemployed, bad guys, apportion part in
art loading up on your type of toilet paper arrival. In order, because look I it's
Add that we're all wired this way, but if you saw some guy, just loading up on one brand of water you'd be like. I want that too, and then she now here you re right in
weird way, then this becomes
of more energy becomes kind of.
when indoor consciousness, our subconscious and its. Also like this
they're talking about it and ass Adele, who had secret hoarders. This would have happened right, arrogant enough, sonic thrive,
Three point: five pounds: flask
scientists who work security, ally acts pulled my backpack out
the security line and they pulled out a flask, and they said what is this and I said it's a last that holds booze and they looked at it and they said
this says seven ounces by the way
some entrepreneurs out there who wants to get rich make fourteen out
I ask that say three ounces on you. You will sail through. While I act, I guarantee those Nimrod could pick up a fuckin pony keg of it said three ounces on sale here: destination.
figure it out. Bitch puzzles what photos
the pitch and images like the bass images. When you do rejects the ILO,
with one hour s his name be now, and it's like they do you like your good, it is done
but the picture on the box or anywhere that's. It is called figure and banish puzzles. We have to do in the attic grotesque
Britain, exactly if you
want to know. What's on that puzzle? Will then do you have? It
hustle valet who goes in implies the puzzles forty and then puts them in a parallel bag, bring them home. To you I mean I I mean
yeah, I should probably does it without guidance of the box? You see the box when you pick it out and you dont guide, you don't use it for guidance anymore. Exactly what isn't
purist version of this? My figure it out pitch
a whole series where there's nothing on the box puzzles ache. There
their gather, called murder, mystery puzzle, and maybe like this: where did you have any
idea like I know they should all be a big picture. You
and a guy holding a night behind you last breeze
plywood camouflage, so business is all over the place are bored doing up here
restaurants, clothing stores, banks covered
plywood eyes of Sunday business owners prepare for possible route.
a violent riots looting one loan, or should I
came up with the Fuckin Amazon item of the year
We all know when you go
hunting, you're going to be in the woods you're, outdoorsman or year, your soldier
this man's army put on the camouflage, made sure how bout a camouflage. Why would jump city
when the shit goes down just lie at the best of luck and poured out, you could have like seedy acts, ply good ones in our home depots stance, although whatever NEO Nazi, just fuck, you pull the gloves on you, pull the peony on Energy
Why
What's your Syrians or do you just put your hands out? You spread your legs, you go and the angry mob disk of running right, pastilles by its
point when you're lying there thinking, because this clear, some anti for guy with a sledgehammer comes up, she's gonna passed into that radio Shack and he puts it right. The small your back. This is interesting because the idea that I wrote down right before this whole thing started for best invention was the smokers bathrobe, the smokers by
Can he bathrobes you go to a hotel? They don't want.
smokers smoking in the room by Dag people go out? They have a couple of pops, are enjoying themselves and that night and went to go out in the balcony and have a cigarette, but they don't want to be spotted, so each hotel,
have a bathrobe that mimics their balcony. If it's a stucco bottom, you have stuck go with a glass tat.
or for the blue, relaying stainless steel Rafale thing. You're just stand out there in smoke without being judged by the other patrons
Cross, the hotel her out on their balcony staring at. You
market man with theirs. That's takers! Well, the same
store that picked up. My ply would die. Jumpsuit right, sweatsuit would definitely pick up. My ass smokers balcony bathrobe, our I live near the atom surpluses in the army surplus. Yes,
We have a way of a winner Dawson. That's right! I think the judges maybe onto what your pitching, because the winner for invention of the year is plywood, camel
the guidelines, I only wonder what else, but why twenty does make sense,
the kind of thing where you may not squeeze the trigger on it, but when the ship goes down, where you had that
We move on to best impression right dozen. First, we got
our first nomination for rant of the year
our first nominee for rant of the year com,
store. Corona virus closure lay
a month ago, now, search ok, so now the comedy stuff,
comes up with a plan to reopen and the comedy still
once the open our doors in that tweet from the comedy store, says dear friend,
We ve been notified by the L, a county health department that outdoor life entertainment is not allowed at this time, despite the
the worst Hollywood's approval, based on our very safe and thoughtful approach to enjoy
stand up comedy and our parking lot. Our show
this weekend will befall refunded recycling?
inconvenience and look forward to seeing you? Also, if you feel
We do about the importance of bringing stand up, comedy back email,
L, a county supervisor, she look you hey bureaucrat that makes fifty
thousand dollars a year. What what why
why? What
doing what what's inspiring, what's motivating you other than someone is doing something and they didn't ask your permission. And now you say now what is different about this versus the
each on labour day, I thought
Follow the science? What happened at the science? The restaurants had been open, people been eating out, patios and parking lots and tables spread out
all over the place? Why why shouldn't
be able to do comedy?
How long are we going to take it? How long before people discover fuck it like how long before
start opening shit up. How long before
stop listening? I guess that's what I'm saying when and for how long, how much of the rest of the country has been opened up? How many
inconsistency. Do we mean how many well, that calf
can be opened with people sitting next to each other out there, but you couldn't hear comedy
same sort of environment are using that same table lay out. You couldn't hear what patent as well as to say like that, doesn't make sense. If, at what point do people start Goin
I'm just going to open my shit.
Sure sure just open. They should and open there
Nor comedy.
LOS Angeles, probably has the highest per capita group who ve uttered the phrase. I speak truth to power
but all EU policies are silent on this subject. Aren't you you know the power. Is the powers are setting the power?
new some, that's the power. So all you heroes who speak truth. The power wants, you Piper avatar,
shit for many EU policies. Noble
make sure to vat power. They speak. Truth deserve power whenever popular power, whatever power, makes unpopular pipe up,
hours. Garcetti he's got his fuckin boot on you. You guys speak
Ruth to him. He arose because after you do, you speak truth to power. That's what you all day
right, you're fuckin here, as I read your tweet, you always speak truth to power and you announced we need to speak to the power our eye.
Scientists in the street with the ball bull horn, shutting off sunset Boulevard, their speaking truth to power. Where's your voice,
cheers speaking wire coming together and fucking get Nepal horn getting in car Seti's raise our news.
Space there, the power they shut. You down
No one else shut you down, they ve shut you down or I'll, make you this. Let's make a compromise. You shut the fuck up with your truth. The power speeches shut up
sees shut up. I don't wanna, hear you fuckin sheep, telling me about truth, the power anymore when in fact
is a power. There is a truth and you guys have zipping because
scared what you may be called on social media. Ok, heroes, keep shrieking truth, the power
She waited with Taliban away nice
now, sir. My rundown within have the ran to horned in there, but we do from here on and now a best impression. Oh I'm excited about this
The nominees for best impression are
Adam RE as Doktor Phil, Jack you're. Frail can
my turn to this.
Peggy went to the mark and he did this little piggy went home. Please loser! This little piggy had rose Spain. This little piggy had none on shore bought and with a special piggy. Why we re all the way home like a little bitch, doesn't sound that create a it's weird thing to pass on generationally, like nothing really happens with those piggies, it's kind of an anti climatic,
oh store it's not while,
creative to say the soil piggy add roast beef and this old began. Not why I tell you what really happened. Only about half a million retail stores first beg you onto the market, because his mom was
new boyfriend over so she's like I need you to get out of the house released a half an hour. Is market distorting the market. You arrive in a small town, ok there I'd park, you can go to, but I feel safe send in their rights or the mortgage abduction.
Sprouts and K. I get some Waterford dog guy pick out some laughed arts and come on back when mom scattered has gotten. It could
MAX and get the second piggy go
market as one went home when I'm ok, video games in Serbia, first person, shooter games and improbably, you know boss and guns and then make an appearance at a school couple months later than their piggy roast beef had roast beef is gave us a fat piggy. Ok, he's allergic to most meets and k from early, but fuck it yellow man alive, my life's that piggy was more the danger living on the edge and the Fort piggy. What did he do? He had none, which is not that creative, like you, come up with a thing for the fourth piggy to do or have nothing well that
pig. You went on to doktor, filled out com and got the big toe that was left out. A story use promo code. Where did he tell you?
Jeanne agree as Nancy Grace, whatever Nancy grad my new favorite character
if she was doing an app voicing an app for panic, attacks and high,
Are you? Haven't panic attack are
Feel a little rumbling in your tell me. Well guess what why why? Why didn't guy
to where I got in my lab with the tv shows and the books Bob Bow and in the core aren t let over every time I got a little butterfly and maternal term so
Joe.
Visa and I'm talking
You two man. I need you all aid either to brush yourself off.
It yourself
like a man, so we can get this done
Nancy around for less combative tone was I can buy it. If those harsh that's the engineer I represent the software company does the app ok. I just I just felt you know that
Would we be a lot of money, because we have a name recognition and we wanted to put your name on it originally one after Martha Stewart, but she was a little
of our range and then
No, you probably read the client briefs whenever I hear tone should be reassure our high calming Einstein sharing guy while means avoid yelling as well. I didn't realize that I got you want me to go. I think they re tillage, ok, I'll, write again. We love your name on the main, looking further softer side that Nancy I'll get it. Can you put the grace back and names around you know? What's tm maritime thicker picture
listen here you little bitch. You get yourself up off the floor right,
now you get yourself back to work, nobody's pay and you don't get plan and pass the badger. Panic tat gets what just like the bogeyman and the Easter bony say. Any call of panic attacks are real. You will bring
J more as the cast
of the Irishman, ledge,
say the cast from the Irishman is pulling into Mcdonald's drive through.
and they're all gonna order? I think I might go a little something like this lamp latin. Please
Let me, however, let me have two cheeseburgers, but I don't want any. Let us on those cheeseburgers,
She do in the Midwest told mulatto soccer.
Although you go there, if you want?
tell him, I want milkshake strawberry.
I just heard Mary. I don't know who I am doing now worries yourself from making a mad dog. Now you do you do that car prying I'll, be the guy work in Europe, whereas he take my order me take my fuckin already organic biology, buckets better and pricking blacks and practice
let me get a gloomy. Let me get a whopper, an elaborate junior us one more
while per day saw at,
during that Mcdonald's, usually the equivalent would be like a core pounder. Let me get do going to pounders, then. Ok,
you, make it sound like a nice guy, she's like from the MID were all the cases appear or I do know because TAT was just tell em. I want my apple pie, o a bill buffalo. You know all that's how they fuck you, as my line from the other Fuckin movie, that any fuckin idiot giving place only begin.
Give them in place. What almost was what may has with the bag? Wi fi extra napkins look,
in the box. I don't know what you think you know
This is where we can tell Angelo Bruno from the Irishman kid
damn right
we'll sassou as Archie Bunker,
fathers chair up into the chair that literally, as I said, he was sitting in like I wouldn't
Governments that I wouldn't sit
chairs methods that are spent rule. I don't wanna zone, I say Larry David here, but these are the rules a chap. These are the reasons why I mean ever
episode! Every every second episode of all the family would start with Archie coming home, like meat ed sitting at his error, eat it in his chair.
As you may, Jean Pierre imagine, that sort of
ass in a modern sitka, would make sense that dad come sound in the wife is sitting in a chair. He just stay in the audience. They should try that on mixed issue, something and see if it works, I bet it would be half the count.
We would be? Can fear, and the other would be outraged by the two groups,
People want to sound like of Archie found, media are Edith and its chair, aided Polack energy May Sammy Davis. You share with extra ratings, is sweep season.
Kyle done again as Sylvester Stallone. Why don't you
We, the person in the good season, Sal addressing you you
the young person all be
Anna Maria abrogating. When I come on, you go. Look everyone
Anna Maria abrogating,
here are some a little kid you're. Writing we pass through me while you're eating salad,
right? Ok, right now,
good salad, rice improbable. I like that is really good. Sat right,
and then you see her show up, and you say: oh you, fuck
tat. We re a robber, Daddy's young flash
the boy problem sweets? I like that you're putting your own labour
Mario perceived the right five years
We're gonna run this during daytime tv. Does
Bob there's wanted again and went to run again. No, if I remember with your family, your eating, salad, good salad here I come on in
holy shit
Anna Maria rather giddies,
I like to try some said address all that good she's good it spread by turkey ears.
Inside young sigh,
name is Anna Maria abrogated rare begins. Ok, what we Maria's will
dig, the audio or clean up and postponed yet, but again,
you know and this one's on me because I said you can't say fuck on daytime tv, I didn't say you couldn't say shit. I just thought you should either
well now you can now Anoura thing. You can't say shit like again say anything, but by the word shed of jack. You talk
yeah. I don't mean you can't say shit like don't say she had to make an oral amendment. I mean actually
weird shit. When I see ok as a kid, a bigger
like Anna Maria navigators ominous only forty shit right, I care. What are you gonna say your name. Young sly young saw him that's what you're thinking
he's a director. It's my job to get. You know what you're thinking is holy shit, you're, saying different,
you're, saying certain differ
it's not, she had her flock
or flock
so you're gonna be so what you're you're
king hole.
Yet what in hell
Anna Maria Albert Gary
that's it you're thinking, but that's where legal right, that's what you think are guided by that lack.
Call it acting, because that I want to see that in your eyes you you got there.
I know their eyes a year you haven't told a tough guy whisper. You haven't salad.
An animal is not on the set. Obviously, yet we're just auditioning Bible play her coming in with the subject, but I enter with this out dressing and then your surprise overwhelming
I already a year ago, very cries. Dinah cross
the FBI kidding me.
able to rear ragged goodies
RO as this year.
I am not voting. Member of the academy I gotta say Cardigans brushed made me at my side. Her twice when it happened, and just now,
strong. He was awesome and you know I don't like to talk about myself, but the premise was very strong: the deep dig of Anna Maria Bacardi from the seventies wishbone
The italian dressing, commercial, I think, is what really really brought to life
and, of course, Gina grad Effort bound cell, so strong, I gas in the winter for best impression
Is Gina grad as deserve it?
very, very tight? Thank you to the arab Corolla, Schoenstein recognise and talent and passion
and determination to work out. A barber was cave.
We get there now interviewer the air. This the first hand the first game.
Our first nominee for interview of the year,
whoa I carried
a business card in my wallet for a year of
rug announced alcohol counselor and I woke up one day and called the number and she's
oh come get yet, and they sent me to rehab
I was all
the pleasure to having class as a kid I was that guy was and is not again.
Its hated me. They didn't those nice was good, but I was the first year
questions, wanted, sit in the front row like I was a good student
So when I got to rehab, I was that person and I loved it. I loved every minute of being rehab sailor
so much about myself so much about why I drank
and I learned life tools. They never would have gotten any anywhere else, and I get it up the thing about. Like suddenly theme
and it's even more sudden today
and it was
as you can literally be famous literally overnight and you'll desert? It wasn't exactly overnight, but it was quick would be as you you could be.
Like wow. I, if I could just
make it as an actor. It's gonna fix me this
unease this yearning, the sadness suppression, whatever
this man, but I make it. If I make it is man, it's gotta be a then you make him and you're still the same fucking person and that's when it
brutal and that's why you you always see people who go.
He had everything to live, for. I do understand it
it all away. He was famous news retching you just one an academy, what that's exactly when you throw it away
exactly when you do this, you didn't fix you
yeah
loves, rob life right next category collar of the year,
The nominees for color of the year are Billy Yang. There are helicopter to repair caters spray paint everywhere, all of what their three by the grove, everything what spray pin it fuck the police.
Eighty eight b, which apparently is an accurate and let them for I'm all cops are bastards or something
humans. Are you just look like them?
of a movie hanno insidious, an thanks. So how long it s liquor store bent in your family since nineteen eighty
or we came from nothing. We emigrated from South Korea,
You know my dad, who actually you know he was murdered in, took out and Ford
I'd robbery when I stepped in and took over
however, at that time for that, but there were five lacking involved.
Today, our friend the robbery that they ever find the did they are there
in prison who murdered your father. He felt,
that- were actually involved
were sent to China and then make a story a little more surreal when we showed.
To court. He presiding judge of our case
none other than judge veto
casket, Steve Caskets Dave
must be a rip shit about the whole sort of Portland. Seattle thing I just bearing people like a tree upright, aren't hide a little round up up up there. Ass in this letter, nature take its course well
and then they cremation is rising. Southward current wording wise, diversify their what's. What's a mid level, LA earned set you back
dad I don't
oh, but I would guess that's about the
average is paid, but you don't sell eight hundred eyes and earn. You don't sell that
that that expensive,
the average is probably closure d, like three hundred
about an hour and I feel like I go to peer one or pottery barn or something similar. Ask you starting rouse one Christy's grandma defuse ago they put her casket inside it. Looking sarcophagus how how come I can't imagine is what is at stake. The average sarcophagus that you back where I was going to say how often does not happen, but I can't imagine
Celine, why the message in the bottle? What prompted you to do, that
Try
Maybe the strain lack of negative energy, and this is crazy.
Right now that we're lucky man, the covert world, you
this kind of his kennel can a loop,
Lucy myself or more than just kind of wanting to just release honey, negative energy and China.
leave negative energy and this kind of finding myself again. I think this help
feel the right. Now you invented ass. It was thank gratification. Sorry,
ok, what was funny
This note was discovered a couple of weeks ago.
when I was walking down the beach and Malibu with my friend that met the Andrea
and we ended up back at the
Malibu Condo and I
I was dying to see what was on the no. I thought I was gonna, be a recipe for life,
I I was dying to know what was in this note, but then
was in a wine model and very there wasn't a good way to fish it out,
as a vehicle for inch neck on the note, was falling out of the bottle, was stuck in the body of the bottle, the matter
matzoh handy guy, and so I actually had to go somewhere, as I recall, and I left him at the kind of so I just when you
figure out how to fish it out, leaving lock up- and I left
then, when I showed up yesterday, the condo it had been two weeks, and I forgot
The bottle was gone. I forgot all about them now
I walk through the
island. In the car known I look down, and I just see this thing that looks like
feminine riding, and it says
I just wanna, go sorry! I just want to
Let go through mass suicide of trying to find all ideas like Christ. My sisters have an enormous growth and break down like someone got in here and rough. One of those notes that guy's hate to read, you don't have to talk about any any due to spin around the block. Seeing that chick riding note about how you make them feel, I feel it is above all in front of the outer animated asshole. I'm fuckin, shame in here to burn some sage and clear this condo now, because they are weird ride. The toy Jesus Christ, the lives of thing on ass, a now they had the big
how's dancing in the back, and there was a Wang.
a Wang, was a pauper
thing. On the other hand, I look at it. He s double check, joy,
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multiple times are also have you no pure shiny type, but the man,
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all who live soccer well,
Why do I shadow? No Wang known that
The invitation to die in the words of the great John and whistle was just another trick of life. There you go down the toy. Did you actually passed out the spanned acts and go
more time in her apartment. I know how to like how thank you
remember I gotta admit: subsidizing come on now bought it ever been fired by you lower. You know she did the work cut. My own bought my own. How that, when I finished gradually, twenty could feel
I want to hear your story so you're saying that the heavy set back, backup dancers
one. Look like there's a real Wang pop. Well, here's. What I want to know about the light are the shadow. How come it didn't show up on the other dancers, you think
Some angle thing and for me my suggestion personal, but for some women of over forty percent,
they don't have a bad in between the five in that area
think we do. I'm pretty sure. That's what you saw me, I'm sorry I and my job.
The twenty. We love you more than we can possibly thing.
and when she had the deaf frat guy
you do, and rather good
hang in there bro we wanted.
Reach out you because of this whole like captions raw sewage, porn, huh, you're, the only friend we now so tell us what you think of the loss it even if you'd get. We need some kind of all the court. I know for a fact that is not always accurate plants.
I beg you yeah, that's true for ever watch like ESPN with the sound off and the captains out there
two names, different lane worthier gerrymandering fanatically with thick with, might weaken broke? I said help me get paid and happy and you're, not what you were saying
there. S through the green show you say is confused as members Clodagh control are, we do know whose ass is getting. I guess we do about
but hallucinated, because I knew I'd really hardly ever said that at the same time, it is right for Taiwan Competition, the winner for collar of the year,
Billy Yang yeah right, I said,
Ride Rowan Ride along we get. There are second rank of the year
I have no idea what any of these things are, but that's what makes the same fun
second nominee for ran
the year debate.
Jones. Ever
think summit fucking Dick all the time
but I was looking at the topics in it
number one covered and, unlike ok, it's been talked about quite a bit, but fine,
number two race in America. Can we give it a fucking break? We just give it a fucking break. Its people die,
like racism, we live in a
racist country. The reason everyone from around the world tries to get here is because of that quickest fucking, give it a break. I get bind not he doesn't like races.
Tromp he's gonna have trouble saying he doesn't like racism. Move have forgotten that are both going to tell some sort of story about what they did for a black person are about how we have their reno re, imagine, policing or whatever the fuck it is. Can we stop,
talking about re so much it's fucking in saying that two thousand and twenty one is too
so why it doesn't need?
be the second thing they talk about on the debate at all.
you talk about its understood and there's nothing.
Can say about it? On that debate stage, it's gonna clear anything up or fix anything that has to do with rights. Can we pick a fuckin subject?
me or something schooling, whatever something of foreigners,
air some kind, a little more fuckin meat on the bones of this ass, a tariff rate, fuckin thing well
cartels, heroes, every five minutes, our ever dialogue. You need a seat at the table and then you pull up the to table. Now we have an honest dialogue about Fuckin raise Jesus Christ. You can keep up
talking about it? You'll, never fuckin fix it by talking about it,
and no candidate. Explaining what he's gonna do about it ever fuck and touches it because you can't get to
from where they are
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Come
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open it on the air, so spake annual holidays gift for the staff decided this was, I wasn't wrestling with what they get people. I now gift card, or something like that and then one day not too long ago.
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rules and fruit for things through.
failings and everything. I am truly excited about this because I must say I didn't of everyone's this way, but if
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around the staff got one of those. As soon as you did the breakdown humorously of the infomercial, like Rob, that's a Christmas gift. This year, China got something a little different. Almost I
and I love I love knives, but I gotta tell you. This is fantastic. Thank you is the doll apart and high, Dolly Sugar could
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and I really appreciate it. Thank you brandir. You haven't gotten you're, not butter to our own, also very thoughtful.
Right. We now move on to our third ran to the ear.
Our third nominee for rant of the year right, winger
I am a big fan for a long time. I've always been.
confused at how right wing you are, I'm curious what Jeff is and what he thinks of your political beliefs.
I think about this. All time I did, I did show
love line. Twenty five
on the radio, I defy you to find me one of my opinions from fucking twenty five years ago. That's changed at all at all, and I fucking completely reject
This like right, wing policies, fuckin pro gay marriage, pro pot probe, fuckin Eric
you're shitting government fucking up my wife that doesn't make me a right winger
Vienna Ray, I dont, have guns. I don't give a fuck who gets married
or what they ingest it's their business, but I do have thoughts,
not giving away fifty percent of the fucking money I own toward to an inapt government who flashes it down.
toilets, if that makes me right wing, then so be it, but
challenge you I gave
forcing a one, my opinions twenty five years ago go find one go find one that change! All you have to do is full
get one millimetre out of this template that these self rule,
just assholes have come up with and if you just call
also over then you're
conservative, our
following our I'd, here's a right wing talking point you fuckin, feckless pussy, I'm for school choice
you first ball choice, not you Jeff for us, the fuckin guy listening you on that
explain to me why you don't like school choice and then explain to me: that's a right wing talking point Fuckin,
having needs in the inner city to have a voucher unbearable
a decent education. Ok, that's that's! Ted Nugent uses
the media so fucked up these ever so fucked up that I have to do to you just disagree with his highness on one thing in all the son come now,
tell me why I'm wrong
right now,
our second entry of inner view of the year.
Our second nominee for interview of the year
Andrew Yang
I dont know why we enjoy yes, different facts, different way. You have any thoughts on that day. I think many
in particular. This is like a lot of the nation where there are certain people that want
picture prevented our point of view,
read. My reason was that the fact I thought
the ground. A really discouraging
if you can say it like where we have record high the booth, suicide, mental illness, medical bank,
the HIV like a pretty much anything. You can. Think of that bad
where we have record highs. We have occurred low rates of business.
among those people getting married,
Having said which, I would say, are generally things you like
faded to see more of that are allowed record load like that. The facts are really nasty and me:
that what was missing in our politics word Democrats, aside from like possibly
Bernie in under a couple the other candidates, but just acknowledging the FAO nasty
and not acting like you, ve put the pen
like the direction, then all units will be restored
I got to me was the wrong approach, and that was a number driven
Life is really like it, but the numbers agreed on the ground. I like all right. I got that fool, but they look terrible they're they're. Turning in really almost unprecedented,
like is not normal for developed countries like expect you to go down for years now,
if not normal shit. I got to you through
or Karlsson. I know many.
people would think why, under Yang and Tucker Karlsson can't be friendly, their short on the,
side of the political I'll but Tuckers a great guy in Europe.
a guy. Why shouldn't new and Tucker have a friendly relationship? Are I think there I think,
idea that somehow, like people who might have disagreements and talk to each other, such horseshit,
total whores civic? Without what are we going to get like? You know like infected by like them?
like attitude or believe I enjoy it fitting out, Tucker
in our joint sitting, down with lots of different p,
Who will I'm sure disagree with me in some respects, but
we're all human beings were all american worlds was trying to do the best we can for our families in our country.
America me, the March much bigger deal unifying out of them,
we like disagree on.
Man, he murmured,
acronym is about making America thing. Yes, something very good like that
all right. Moving onto our fourth ran to the ear.
our fourth nominee for rant of the year
opening schools talk Doktor Sonny,
the other day, and I said TAT I should what's the schedule like this week are a couple days ago, and I, like you, got school this week or in areas like they're doing
whatever he said, we don't have school on Friday and I sure why out what's what's Friday,
the teachers are using that data grade papers and, unlike I think, teacher,
Fuckin hate work but like getting paid. This is the most diabolical plan in the world. We just fucking keep getting paid the fuckin mobbed up,
they're big time unions there in what the fuck and governor there
What the fuck and mare there in with all these people. Therefore,
and cowards. They don't want to go back to work. They want to get paid, Anderson
danger, there's no danger for the fucking kids theories,
This is insane its child abuse. Might my kids are fine, but what about the fuckin inner city,
It's the latch key kids of mobs gotta work all day, the supermarket kids. It's fucked up what the fuck,
is going on open the fucking schools they're fine, the kids are fucking, find it.
Do you think that what we ve
schools open all over the world? Where's the fucking outbreak where's the data. Can we fall
the fucking science member refers
All the science ride,
side fall aside. You fuckin blow created Jack off guard,
follow the fuckin size. The world is telling us now open the fuck,
schools review
wait to lapse after the election that that's, how worked its
looking not every magically open up next week, Newsome such a fucking head,
I can't believe he's in charge of this fuckin place open the fucking.
walls, you're hurting the kids,
their chances of being harmed by corona virus and by the way, if you're, fuckin teacher in your fuckin pussy
You don't wanna fuck and go in and do your job than fuckin stay home, open the schools and you
can stay home the the abuse that there's tons.
Fuckin abuse going on out. These kids are given a gun. There's parts
brain that are supposed to be developing. Now that are developing opened. The fuck in school.
So it's causing more trouble, then
it saving it's not hurting any. By way anyone turn on the news and found out a fucking nine you're. All this died of comin ever heard of it believe me,
did happen, CNN will dedicate seven days to it
genuine remedy story on CNN, about the fucking thirteen year old, went to school and died. No,
walking open the school. Why don't I,
We re case is not even present. Vacation does MIKE it's been sitting home for six months, like it's just another school
doesn't change? What is Christmas vacation me to allay you do
After really just think about that one subjects: schools, teachers, fine students, fine
most important thing in the world school children, our future, then, where are the schools closed in California? Why seems a little that's a question? Why is there as it is? What is the logical
yes and why there opened all over the country their open all over the world. There is zero cases or at least zero die.
About anybody being endanger. Then why would we do this? Why would Newsome do this? Why wouldn't like the restaurants? If you can track directly out that Turkey is to that and they have a case and other hundreds ended otherwise, numbers to stand on at least he's consists in quest
Mark well, miss I read if the trader Jos is necessary and the alpha Beethoven s there, the grocery market or whatever it is, is the dry cleaners event. If that's necessary school necessary. Don't you think, I may say so: falls
category I ride. So then what is Newsome doing? He stuck in the teachers, unions, Dick that's what he's doing ever body and you fuckin love teachers.
You love teachers, ok well there in a union, and I don't want to go back to work and nuisance got a sucker fuckin deck. So that's where we're at that's what you like.
Was that that state you want to live in
That's not gonna, learn and web blocking teachers mobbed up or telling the fuckin governor what to do, and we all got to suck his dick. Ok. Thank you. Teachers. Thank you, knew some.
unfortunately a lot of kids rotten at home, but that's all right that they're just fuckin cannon fodder? We don't! We don't need them, but not worried about their more worried about the word about the union's. Ok, thanks, fuckin heroes will raise the chair
stop paying the fuckin teachers and see how fast those fuckin cowards want to get back to work. Stop paying up every day that everyone loves to get paid a fuckin stay home. Look at China, brand era,
cheers one workin for do here, best reenactment,
The nominees for best reenactment are
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get that out a worn and I dont get why she doesn't get
eventually when people are saying who's paying or how are you going to pay for medical care for all our health care for all that whenever
boy. You need a spit out an answer because you're essentially saying I'm gonna be the new
friends of coordinator for the Green Bay Packers echo. What can often you're running round to spread awareness course appoints right,
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we focusing on a quarterback who can run in run an option or with a guy, can stretch of feel with a big our colleagues on the board. Bandits question:
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All of us to play there for kids
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get in here,
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come in here and all prove to you that I'm a man
and I'm in your last names already right, it's not it's, not Helen Gimme, a minute get point. I hope
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Our fifth nominee for ran
of the year
California, taxes you want to talk about
civil liberties that
taking in California, I think of as sixty three
percent of your income.
we're not even more fuckin, sailed right, past fifty percent and we're now past sixty percent
We get thirty, seven percent we get to take home thirty's.
ten percent of what we make. If you make more than four hundred k, that is, a fucking
that is civil liberty, crushing that's the fuckin government taking more
then have your money like we never stop. Talking about you know.
Portions and the right to this, and that guy burned a flag and what about free speech sounds it how about them? Taking sixty
something percent of them
you are
It doesn't seem like that is
like a civil liberty infringement. I know a good realtor
Jesus Christ and New Jersey and New York. I mean they're all other way: don't sixty, plus its notches, that they're going to wake the citizens over the coals of California, the next five ten years to make up for all that lost revenue today
been missing out on these last several months
You're, not you're. Just going to follow the people who live.
For ten years right right, that's true! True! You they're gonna fuckin tag like a caribou Newsome Scurvy up the tree with one last thought and walking talking that that's a decade a lot, everyone, anyone who lives in one of those cities. Anybody
who lives in one of those cities and makes more than four hundred k a year is going to move. That's how it works. Okay,
I don't. I don't know this. Doesn't
when, when, where we're talking about like government overreach, we're talking about big government
talking about the citizens? Does it take
more than sixty percent of the money you earn. That doesn't feel like the ultimate overreach God, damn psych, we just fuckin sit round the talk about.
Talk about abortion? We talk about religious freedom and adds up great how about their taking? How about MIKE
is in the thirties, my cut
authorities now that's
fucking insane. I don't do something attractive about that. Are you just get to go fuck all those
report by what you have in California, live and allay anymore
four hundred and seven thousand dollars a year. You aim rich, that's what God, damn sure
Oh right
Now we move on to our third instalment of interview of the year
our third nominee for interview of the year or in this pile, the piloting, Copilot were really busy and I suddenly a little job and I made made a call to a coastguard chopper that was in the area and I called off our tail numbers envy. Fifty five, you know
and ass. I was saying it look, it's basically, it made a you know out a few are going down and then, when I was walking out and it was getting kind of dark under
the canopy of the trees that I was there and the little black water,
area that I thought was a swamp and it was a creek that it done out of it.
And I was like high water and
There was an actual tee, a coastguard chopper that must have heard
the media that I put in was over top of me, but because
There was no fuel, there was no fire and because we were below
the canopy of the trees. They couldn't see that it was getting dark
and they really couldn t properly. So they does, they were missing.
And- and it's over the ironic in out of the very heart to hear this,
flying over emit away
in the wrong direction away from my friends? That's what happened!
thing, which I did I went and got help had brought it back to the crash. Like that's what a marine you know
I was. I was using everything that I've learned my marine corps training to put one foot in front of you.
And just
You know that's not not go into it.
Please shock, which always worth something I was going to shop, but you know
nothing was a man that seem worthy
came up and I told the snake did. I would find it s head off. That really happen.
And it was really strange moment. Adam does I mean this black water and
flew doing by
and I said to it: I will buy
you're a fucking head off and I heard myself say that
I laughed at myself for same problem to a snake,
and what I laughed at myself. I realized I was alive, compelling store
Leonard Skinner, plane crash.
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best non answer by aghast Mary and Williamson. If you were working for tromp and Trump
listen to you and you could match
We tell him what to do and he
do it, what would you tell?
and then I'll ask the same question about by
I would never worked for him. I tried
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Let's say you are Bernie Sanders.
Would you tell him to say Thursday night
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Our fourth instalment of interview of the year.
Our fourth nominee for interview of the year Kirsty Alley when I first started
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and I really didn't like the way that I I didn't like that.
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that may help you get rid of a compulsion,
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assert, palpitating right, you don't be sitting there ready to go out on a date. I snoring
augmented feeling my mouth and I'm gonna go I'm dying, I'm dying, Montgomery Diamond Diver died. They lay between religious, like other guy. Do let me die, but you didn't tell me died and I won't do any work of export guys got boom
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would you much goat and I'm really really gonna leave early, so I didn't
state and why a person like me
like me, who I mean if your high school college about ever doing a drugs? I didn't
Syria. How a person like me could become this person.
Is afraid, I'm gonna die and actually really afraid. I'm gonna die and actually really afraid, I'm losing myself. I felt like I guess. The best way to describe it was given.
invisible as being you know, you're there
the body, but your invisible and I needed the way fell, so why
I just do it! The next weekend came. I always was mystifying to me.
the first resort ago goes like this, and I never had any drugs has like many went,
I'm really do this every year that risk my life, where it really is demonic, because
You know that it is really is that high and something that this big and the next time this big then and extremism.
This long and then, unless this line, while you're sitting there snorting coke all night long you're, not really high anymore, I just work anymore and then he started getting paranoid. You know I've been standing in the drapes. Looking for the cops looking for, I don't know what the hell are. You
game alluded. I hate. You know I was horrible. I remain
as nuts. I said to my moment out there, the straight as people in the world- and I said just you know, do those rights? Would you like to do
and my dad I'm gonna go get clean. You know, I really. What would you like to do it?
we live in what you're talking about I go? Cocaine is a drug or drugs. Gonna go on this way and Israel would fix you really good
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Oh yeah, that's great.
Their way through the interview, ended and seem seven still have a good sense of humour about. It certainly does
our I dare moving onto our best musical moment
The nominees for best musical moments are adamant, Brian for thick lives of you know it's interesting because we're Simon
we're gonna era. Where we're talking about you know,
Lizzie weren't were now we're not thin lazy. Now I was a better tat. Is out of the little Rock and roll new ban, a town creates scope, fickle his clean lizzie we're going to see some bodies rake. You do look in female fire to jailbreak blood for effective water without analysed, eyewear, I'd gone, Anita validation, arrive, attacker drugs, rack and lack of drug dragon DAB. I got the softer allies greame back yet
Lizzie Gina Kyle down again for islands, industry, that's what it but about rhinestones me my car. I gotta get hot under the cauldron here too. In this year yeah lie. I mean I didn't you and I were born to see island due to start you go first, how ok,
you mean rather now ok,
Rogers, obeyed the broad with the big did. Ok perfect touch,
the area where I met you, there was no uptake. Did you
The band was soft. Dunes.
no and taken right! You got started
to me my pace school year, but let's take that chance. Eyelids industry have rights and a J Venza for clean, apparently turbans, a surge of complaints, and they of these soiled subway trains they search last year. According to empty data, be workers union transport Workers, union local, one hundred launched a trash train photo contest last October to highlight the filth and protest cuts to cleaning crows cleaning. Crews are great age ban. I think that in June for the Golden girls Porn Adam for come through five Douglas, everybody was come to find. Those Castro fast is lad. New labour movement, in fact, with blue Moon. What did you do with
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from finding Mcdonnell Douglas. Yes, of course. Well, when you have no child, you have
you're in the ocean and there's brewing in our aim and anything nearby like who would want to cling to that colossal May bag floating on the oceans. I gotta go fuck and drowned. I got up, I gotta styrofoam cooler in a classroom bag and I'm fuckin hang onto it with both hands and if it's come from fighting I'm gonna sit, learn the words. Do it because that's all I got
right so were the winner.
The winner. Sorry for best
a single moment.
Adam Corolla, for Kung fu fighting here I don't take home. Many many works myself, but the battle that look good on the mantle
right number, six instalment of rank of the year,
our six nominee for rant of the year. So
imposed quarantine rules, there's like up private beach place, that's down on pc age, I gotta Pee Ford and I dropped
I dropped my daughter and my son off there.
their day with a pizza and it's got its gets out.
Patio big outdoor our affect its per
distance, its outdoors outdoors, it's perfect, so I drop them
off. I have been in this place. I have this key far to get in there and I said: I'm gonna go up the street, I'm gonna park and I'll walk over and meet. You intend
later I got a call from sunny any goes. We want to walk to the kind. I got a condom.
The hell. Yes, we're, gonna walk.
The Congo and eat the pizza.
condo and I said what I need the p
and the kind of get a beautiful verandah there with all the tables in the in the shade. Never thing it's right at the beach and there like we're, not allowed to go in there. We have to sit on a bench in the sun with paint on our lap. I go
You're not allowed to go there to open its outside the big outside area. They rope it off. I should look why don't you
why the rope it off its outdoor Dionysus Outdoor Paddy us? It's a long stretch of outdoor
balls and it's like yeah, the chick there.
To place a super paranoid and, like all things like get the fuck out over at than a wise,
as you know, roaming fees, my kids problem, why
weak ass, cowardly neuroses, why's that my problem of normal I'm eating
outside the beach y Y. You justice,
a wave of fuckin magic wand and ruin our lives one
why? What's all self but vows it's all seven pounds. Why do I wrote a fuckin chapter said: give
page minimum wage. Whatever fuckin book, I wrote
having fifty years object. We take that dogmas, people in the world we put him in charge of everything. So, like my kids, are whole
panes about Europe. Can we sit there? No, you can't! You can see
over there on a bench max
gather in the sign. I dont know you tell me what the difference is this fuckin safe? What's our
thing it's fucking insane. We took cowards and we put him in charge of everything, its knots, which
do it ourselves and then there, like you, know we're,
but to reopen after Labour day like you're hoping we could have delivered
now, you are just now or just doing just go sit them because this outcome
yeah, it's a bad, but but the churchwarden she's really worried about this. Ok, ok, ok,
then we'll go said. The coroner cut on yourself that if you're really worried about make that your problem you're neurotic that's your problem. Why is it my problem?
No one understands what's going on
can rules, rules, rules, rural area here for geographical, the robot recover million years. Now the policies are in charge, they're fucking, child
Jeffrey Body and we just eat what go somewhere else. Fact that ok, people you like this, you want
for years in question. Raise your hand, would you like more you want bore you want more of this. Would you like
ass you get up. I told you the sign at the beach. It gets longer every year, never get shorter. You one more! This! You came to this country for more of this
locked! In luck, I'm glad you old
while spire.
Now we move ahead to our fifth instalment of interview
our fifth nominee!
interview of the year,
Brian tranced in item
you have any questions for MR grants them do you ever
they re.
line or seen from like as Walter. Why Heisenberg
favorite liner, seen some of these things came out that I didn't even know like I'm the one who Knox or I
the danger
or say my name or all
things that came out, but I'm just
you can see my office chair, I have
the original. Ah, you know that
It is I stole
our economic.
Inside.
So now that's
the original
Heisenberg
and his glasses are that's awesome,
say my name sunny but ya.
It is good time I I saw a priest Sunday. Let me ask you a question: guy you're, forty
By now you ve started thinking
certain things that I'm interested in and you
high school right around the corner? And it's like? Ok? So what am? I think
I'd like to do for a living when out of high school out of college in and that's all,
I don't know something in the entertainment industry, mostly sports,
I started a podcast with some other people here.
I thought maybe acting. I did drama for a little bit thousand really fun. I felt pretty good at it,
Yeah, I think also something that like like, like Stephen, I Psmith, some like it
show or like a
maintaining over a basketball game or a football game is something that wandered. It combines knowledge of sports plus
it communicates simply as you're doing now, and you have you have you have a very good voice. You have a good timber to your voice. Thanking, I saw me hit them
X and thank MR reigns in thanking Mr Hansen is good to meet you, I'm gonna get to meet some other time.
to make use. I take care of sorry. You have Adam as a father Crampton such a good. Viewed, you think about
the question. What would you like to do in your old Ernie's talk about some sort of podcast Hybrid show Stephen
You get hold of me when I was fourteen. What do you want to me? I don't know garbage man
Mr Mann, legs
Fire man, I charmer, ran firemen policeman sum of man, the janitor man, this garbage Jana guy I'd like a man, something that those are my choice.
like one, I'm, not a good student, so you know I can be a doctor or lawyers. So some of the man garbage man some like that, like those where the fuck and options as where they look and options so fucking nuts, Emily options are none of it.
work out, but anyway our eye the one. We always wait for with much interest
patient most uncomfortable moment chairs. Let's have a drink.
The nominees for most uncomfortable moment are Adam and Collar David David.
The aid from Boise, Idaho,
Is your comment
red deer we about everyone
being weighed,
I am very offended by it.
I'm forty eight years old disable
that group
truly Elsie, except for the fact that nineteen months ago I broke my jaw.
the report, then that was in fact, in her hand,
Bacteria honestly amen interaction, I've been on antibiotics for nineteen months and they
old man. If I get cultivate, I have no immune system right now. I'm gonna die. So I think that here
over simplified,
during the year over simplified, is near here saying it's ok for me to die, I'm a single while first time I ever. I never said your name. I'm staying
but I was never. He implored my name, you you, you made a general actually
let it was these,
people are gonna die anyway. I'm not gonna die because of infection.
Echo will die suddenly a lotta narcissism in this pandemic. What one item is trying to say is Nike first largest revision
me there's plenty of other people are quite late:
GINO
and Donald Trump Junior. I due notice when it comes to twitter. When it comes to social media. There are
certain mobs that are vicious to the women
vicious rude. All terrifying to some and
you know. If you go when you click on their page, the only thing now the first thing, but the only thing you see is a mug
symbol and an american flag as though that's mechanical opted symbol that we all can't share because we're all happy to be here so
there anyway? You couldn't sort seek to that end,
I dont. Would you have any want anything to say to people who think that that's the way to go about a political discourse? Well, it was our
they got a lot of that stuff is don't you see that sort of the end
showing up wearing Volga geared to make it look like it's actually magua people when it's not so I do believe this a lot of smoke and mirrors and made no one is around more by the people
may I call you I'm stuck enforceable around again. I, like I said
social media where everyone can pretend to be something there. Not so you know, I don't know,
that's real or not. I follow most of the big Margo
they follow me and I have not seen any of that. Frankly,
what I mean we have to make a carrier
an empty of waiting, I'm not I'm, not even taking aside I'm just saying gender specifically if it lets say that Europe ninety nine point nine percent right. These are all created by leftist anarchists. If there's one guy out there who truly believes in the message and may be distorting the message and things the best way to go about, it is to attack and and terrify women. Did you have anything to say to somebody like that? Do agree?
And Tom or you know what I'm talking about now, I'm talking about
real every one of these situations. A white guy he's
gonna get shot the back. We are you they get shot all the time, so they cause you're too little time. They don't you don't see it. I can put floated a news doesn't reported by. Not only does it has done a report at TED. Listen to me bad there,
I believe they are their more afraid of black bad. They just
look at them as less than and scary, but they statue wiping out like they do black people like they do black men
black. Mothers have to warn their kids before they go.
That's a fact that black fathers have to have that talk that you don't have
have with white kids. That's a fact
That's it! That's not right! I agree: ok dad
what I'm talking about! Why that's
That's bullshit, I'm sorry about that. I raised and I think that Ireland ok right there
Adam and Chris Davies, Mason you're on the line here.
all right. I got a new headset rare and ago ass is actually an old one out of pulled out of the box and when I used, but I guess this is gonna work, better several say: Grossmann Patterson, we sent over new ones, but we want the new or why we think that we now have new yeah. You hit knew when he said to me yeah. You said it's a new one, no one
The new agreement, like the new, the new one, that of my eye owing to have said because he sent to MIKE Regatta Manila.
We didn't you say you are now
He was a newer. You do believe that, yes, you wanna, listened earlier conversation with her away. We can do that
What I've question newer?
You said we gotTa Menuhin said good daunting it and we tested it. We then I saw about you, said you had no guide only part of this whole conversations where you're convincing yourself. You said the word Newark to me: ok, don't convince yourself, that's making it easy. Audio you'd never said newer. Numerous of weird thing: I'd go. What do you time? I mean newer.
Ok, you said we have a new heads identities and is a picture of the new. I guess new headset arrogance ignore that were used.
new headset, but it's
I'd, say: that's newer,
the patio diluting mom do they do something,
he had a young young person escape syndrome. They they escape, they escape conversations. There gave out their goal. We need more tupperware. Like no we'd know it. You need to put you shit in the Tupperware Chris LOTS and you were you hit words like new orbit. You never said newer. I didn't mean that it was a new. Has I'm sick of then renew. Have I taught you not yet? As you said, we gotta go now that he's got a new headset arrayed. That's that's what she said.
you can say Miller, that's all I'm saying
stop her. That's Indra broke up the syndrome, didn't say newer. Ok, you said net,
can do but tat out. That's all stay down
Brian, endorsing a little
controversy from the tv game
for what
that's him that I wins the people were upset about. It does
is very sad because he's a purists, and I think he feels like the sanctity of the game, ride Dawson feeling.
We got some regulations that are really gonna blow you away and throw everything into question everything you thought you knew that your staff can be thrown question. I don't know,
good talking about, but I went back after the game and listen to the game film and I mean all of it and I,
umbrage bridge
doc too, and looked listen to my heart and I know who actually one sir, you did I'm sure you did, but there was no man he s business happening. So the way we the game ended with controversy was Gina thought she'd chimed in furs, brine swore he chimed in furs, ion
winning on Anaconda, even though I was down on points I pulled it out in the end
winning when you just between bright and real victory for real? But as we checked the tape, it appeared that brine. Clearly, you had spoken before
marina it was shocking, which was not genus recollection. Our miss that right, it was very per now how how indeed right so here we have a tape, the organ, or do you just a little bit of audio here to refresh everyone's memory,
yours resort, clean energy, energy, not there
Dan ninety seven, and why, like a horse shit, we can play the hoard play back there. Ok, so critical
we heard we heard genome first, their lead Brian protest it. So we went back to the tape and we
We played the tape during the news now I had edited this out of the show I listen to it. I originally stated that it was absolutely clear who one did not.
in any direction, but it didn't turn out how I thought I did cheers.
happened later a team
each girl vacationing for the summer PETE.
Blame it on Rio,
I heard Ryan that want Brian clearly right there right, yeah, well, watch
the video. I want you to
Brian
teenage girl,
occasioning for the summer, PETE
blame it on Rio,
it had a cat resorts
I guess I'll see that the yard you just sounds a year. There was a young, did, you see Brian, say Brian propriety, and he put it in pokey put it in post. He said his name. Now we were all listening with our eyes clauses. We were into
actually honest with the game. Brian cheated I'd Ryan illustrated any road either could very easily, but a hiccup vis mayors, I've been every single win. Ryan has ever gotten in the run. Tomatoes gaps pariahs at best the story. I am shiny, real guy
let's look at is minus sixteen under a magnifying glass or wild right? Brian remember when you were sixteen and you had a little thing called character, wouldn't take tips, grocery store what happened between now and then well. It did have one woman, stuff, someone who has brought to mock Brian cheated.
I think the real winner, this asian words, is Dawson, rang, agile. Throughout ness I mean he is all over this thing: what's the
tastes inhale. That is name on the quarterback today. For this ain't you have a guy's take some of the Haitian Hill, the guy just
place, every position is just always out there. So is contributing these football player out. I think that's Dawson onto US
the italian jack of all trades.
All right. Let's see sorry when we get away, we do have a winner from us
comfortable moment
does have informed me that it was a
tax competition. They had a hard time. Judging Dave Mason was the most uncomfortable person
and that most uncomfortable moment, private room
Tom Arnold was totally comfortable to very strange through the winner
of most uncomfortable moment is bright,
and cheated. Ah, yes, ironically,
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as drinking a little the bubbling Brian. You got a shot of vermouth and that ensure how this is home made acknowledge this morning by Christie, and there is a look at it: old tub, bourbon the dose something around
and brandy and here so, this is now right how words got all that in their own I lost of each she made
ignore this morning this morning
all made a really really could, while wow went up
but what woman lucky man over the out
I miss the term keeper Laden ACE,
Ford entry? Why
for the year. Why right later, is extra maker of egg knock
We will take ourselves a quick break and then we'll come back and we have interview, Sir
the air a more interviews. I guess the the
ran to the air all after this dude
go with nineteen pandemic.
Time is. Wards were mailed to winners in the following categories: most depressing Superbowl, Tweet, Nancy, Joe sales as a new times bestselling author and Director Jean. What is football?
what our cheerleaders, how do they connect a massage any militarism and rape culture? Are we allowed?
ass. These questions today when Americans
enjoying their bread and cheese is dishes
beer, not
we want to have our throat slit fun,
John Rich for best spontaneous country performance, these man and roll back. What they think. Maybe we got a long way to go and get your mandate Reynolds get the hell out of my sound, come on
best old white guy moment, who's going to the airport to steal a kind of twenty bad neighbourhoods and play about cars around here it look.
I'm not saying if the car was made of solid. What what? What? What
Black Panther live a condom, Mukamba started by Romania, mental they had on obtaining em if they
maybe someday you're out of sight superiors, they're alive. There
was made
Schwartz Dania Merwin, Arlene whenever they highlight its German for black
best tv pitch and when a pity a new shall I was watching
was widely and another black yeoman talk. What we eat,
just listen, we're watching. There is now a blonde hair wifi sitting in between them. I want a pitcher show called
zipping Whitey, lay ache and sits in between you and Marcel swore. You guys scream about black lives, matters back and forth, and he just goes. Oh yeah or
He just nods and kind of shrugged and ask if you guys
impose them
in point and it gets up and leave, but he's not allowed to talk.
Danny Trail for best moments. We couldn't think of a fake category. Four Jimmy came all has.
Better live a better family
This certainly found
in times richer than any my
friends from the valley? Who will never do anything for anybody unless you pay them,
so how is it that the guy who's given away so much has some
more than the person that doesn't give away anything will, I think, that's the thing they ve got. Carmen unity is like
What all on Carmen is your on karma? Is there
Carlos
the more you give the more you get,
and I honestly believe that that's the way
good Lord wants to live was supposed to help each other
most uncomfortable moment short form the I voted des Sticker, gotten into it before anyone where those anyone need those with a lot of people, just judging by social media, genuine need that that's a great and historic about the fact that takes a picture of themselves and again, I know a lot of people who here yet I mean like it. I don't particularly like myself what photograph Grandma's, nothing, here's the thing so for me now I got an answer to shit.
Outstanding achievement in shooting on appoint somebody with me. A good rich man format,
know how
Judge loan. That now we are none of my poor friend of any college.
because I never got construction sites yeah, I worked my bought off since I was thirteen years old, they'll pay for college. My parents made sacrifices where's middle class as it gets, and I got through
knowledge was zero dead. He did
good point should ignore them? Well, it's good. Its is good man and resolve
best man? Splaining was Jason,
Jason Pierre Paul either full there, though
yeah luminous rounds off it blows. Eddie still plays
our global. You lost a couple digits, but I hear
those hand off he blows company get it tells you get still throw a ball.
not everyone place quarterback different positions.
And Chris locked him honor for most absurd, actual search history. Vietnam condom hanging from crane pants gap,
Reese, Witherspoon, yelling at costs,
Fobs classy lady
inner com. Far at costs,
Aloha Bobby and rose Soundtrack Tom Hanks rather running
locking, yadda prom nineteen. Seventy three van hailing Hitler Yeah
so much good stuff. Here you know things:
was amazing. About aid towards is, and we have no idea what,
we're gonna, hear going in and always surprise
give you ask either one of us or anyone who's, not privy to the compilation of the construction of this thing. What is gonna be?
aid and most uncomfortable are best interview or whether wherever decide haven't, I couldn't venture gas, not just not like a word when the clip gets going. I often dont know where it's going and like why out? This is gonna, be interesting for those rise
Rita, I'm right so now what
heading into our sixth best interview, clip
our sixth nominee for interview of the year to counter on that's, where I don T know
What really happened around that area? Where tell me
That is why it was not their yeah when we were there. Okay, so me
a friend of mine in our meal,
because name, because he is he's left us. He was.
he was a scumbag of a person, one of those friends that talks you into a stupid stuff
so we drag me down there is an army is broadly in. This vote is poorly forty, eight back, then you know bearing desperate individual
and I was young and kids, so I was alone with money
the drag me down. There were headed towards us, this establishment of women,
walking dead outside, except that, instead of zombies, there's women in somebody pulls out a sign like the cardboard sign with balloons on that said? Do not only-
famous darkish time
so I turned over to harmonise our meals all into it, inviting chicks over gave leg inviting suffer me as acknowledge army. This is this. Is all you right you don't want to,
a strap let's leave army is like just give it a chance when he said that the lights went out, all the lights went out pitch. Why bitch, why
whisper comes out. It was it was.
The downstairs headings. You're like in a basement so waitin for the game was there when it
Dark, it is dark windows, it went dark, is dark and be a lady comes out dressed like Jessica Rabbit. She did not
What does it around, but what she had the wig and address the gloves.
she signals to these two individuals are standing on opposite sides of a stage that now is the time you know that a nod and
yeah, there's gonna be like to address a donkey or or a periodic donkey or somethin. It was alive, grey,
you're looking donkey eat like a sad,
his eyes were daddy, nigh, soulless animal and
look citizens start stroking the donkeys back and then she signals again to the two guys, so they grab the donkey by the legs
flip over, like a party to it
Ellie, yes, Jpg
look off one of the issues and user foot to awaken get creative.
He became tumescent. Yes, so this thing starts come into life
and she niels down and grabbed
she put it in and just lean back like a like like if she was unlike us, lead right. So
look at the situation looked around and you want said what nobody
leave me so I grab my next cell phone at camp
using all my training, Ninja government training. I slid the phone up. My chest,
and the biggest camera flash ever coming out of a found. This smoke filled the room
waiter comes over said, sir. You you have to leave, look
at the Sultan Situated look. It was wholly happening for me. I have to leave as you have rightly so, that
kicked out of a donkey, show how he showed marrow picture. He showed me the picture that this is a true story. I
I confirm that I have been a revolution street
in Tijuana many times, and they have those downstairs bars that their store, France and everything up top, and then you go down the steep stairs and underneath Monday
clubs, famously we hang out here.
Corn was one but,
here's the thing about the stories when they do they start when they start
about the song they came out to end. The chick was dressed like Jessica Rabbit. Well, but didn't
anything. I just a rabbit that that's how you know what happened that those are the kind of specific parties that make up a real story. Those kinds of memories, as opposed to some crazy hot shit, came out
song was plagues, it was hot manned and hopefully no one will ever hear careless whispered the same again at the gall yeah. I hate that some are. I am speaking, a white wherever no, we don't
winner, yet we're moving onto TAT song the year? Yes, Dawson.
And the nominees for song of the year are MIKE Dawson
for a last your reporter mash up
falling in love. With your work piece of living fucking, you have that your MAX mother, fucker, I'm gonna, get an Emmy. You have that your mother fucking matches, I can't believe, I'm part then I bought my fucking. I don't even hate you. I will be ready for you're buying it get bad. You get outta here. We are now putting this on the dew tat. What great pride you mother
MIKE Ledge and rich bags for love, boat
just a second some Scott tool for their should we then old, wash the certainty that is worth lines is gas, beans, watches and so on.
straight no chaser for Adam Corolla Blues.
the european car that bulk it's a real estate. He won't be be if you're doing. That's just isn't so. You can't those gentlemen doktor true peace in Europe. This is your cue to know your listening bright. I feel
we're distracted, you're, what's going on, do you didn't know now I believe that these that the entire region
Does that mean
Wow
rich banks and MIKE Ledge for Quarantine, love child. You didn't mean to conceive me jack. You appearance, bade me, DR based Dick. Couldn't. Should this dense from good kids just watch when making the new with breaking the job that they should not MIKE Josh,
for the gym trawler shop, Mangi already mash up God, my dad is nowhere near the trader me on the thirty six hundred dollar, helping masterpiece confidence so much good there. I fickle each time I heard one as I go: that's the winner and then the next one game on as I go, that one's even better, my God
I will say this with rich banks, he is right in the love boat. We'll house, like his pitch, is right there, like that,
it sounded like a lot, but I dont know I'm I'm so glad I am that task with the declaring a winner workers can never do it christen. I also noticed that Jim Corolla would play really well loved boat, so expect that in one in twenty one please I am stacked.
category this year, but it appears that the winner is MIKE Dawson.
For the G8 are for the Gm Corolla shock. Man's Yoni mash up
I want to thank Gm Corolla.
I want to thank Adam Trumpet
Chuck Mangi only for giving us the studio time and lightness I'll get in there. Now. If I now have a home right now not reading one of my books around here- that's all I ask is man. That's is that you ask and Jim what book you.
these days. He'll go I'll, say what book I'm not really not written needs your question,
I move on with the number seven I think its last interview of the year.
our seven and final nominee for interview of the year,
in this
because we're atomic your dad being black listed in the fifties as an actor
being our war, they like some
that is going on today for various reasons. The have any feelings of thoughts on that.
Me the biggest concern, as is always the hypocrisy that
I dont know what human beings that looking
doesn't fine hypocrisy
Day much less than the last ten years of their life, the last twenty years of their like the last
three years
call on the most controversial verge
SK. As I have already taken some shit things, I've said: look
for me too and time's up
more on knows is essential in Rio
something we need to get more devoted to the core up.
Accuracy to me was when most up- and I will say not all
with some significant exceptions, most of the famous actresses.
jumped onto that, and maybe with genuine concern,
had said shit all about our,
tax dollars going to bomb yemeni children shit all four years.
but now there was something to jump on in a pack and just
people some of them destroyed this deserve to be destroyed. You
you can not. You know
Britain business
hurting the woman in this way. Nobody does
or or abusing power, but you
also have no business, be you a man, woman, child black? Why, whatever in
acting on a pack without looking back on your own actions in life
and finding out how to balance and acknowledge those states. So what
happens. Is that when we jump into a trend of attack, something that we are going to be supported, it
and we know that that part of
takes no courage at all
Therefore there is a level of credibility,
drains the core issue,
is the level of lack of credibility. I should state that drains
Where is she
think we know when people are genuine. We saw
Doktor Blasi Ford Testify
I'm telling you. I've been what you call a professional observer of human behaviour for a long time, and if that woman said one thing that wasn't true curse me dead, there was
something so significantly genuine about the way she communicate
the others. What that means about this judge who clearly his politics are to that said
see nineteen,
and what do we want to do and who are way, and I think each person has a different right.
And women make up ourselves, but we ve got to acknowledge our hypocrisy it whether it
the deal the same trend or something else or something it's gonna come tomorrow,
need a car
today you need your neighbour
you need your friend, your colleagues
all day and they get on twitter, yet on whatever
the other things are and can destroy anyone they look like and not for our right, half range thing:
thought provoking guy. I Dawson you have the winner fur interview the year
Yes, we do want to thank all of our nominees. This is a fantastic ear of the autumn, curl issue. As far as compelling interviews Brian,
tranced in Kirsty Alley Ed killed own autumn,
Pile Sean, ten, raw below and Andrew
Yang, the winner
in our view of the year anything a one be justified,
Leonard Skinners, Artemus, pile the. I felt I after viewing arguments by what you know
May
CS the scotch docking, but you get into
routine I get up and go to work in all your job becomes your job, the businesses, the business you get you gonna routine, so
here, your mind or you're. The fibre
is in yourselves, are trying to make you think everything is normal and if you are in a constant
nation camp, your bodies geared to make us think it's normal, like ok to Mars. Tomorrow you get out of shock
yeah. You get your your bodies, pushing you into this stasis all the time you jump into water, that forty degrees, your bodies, working fever
Really trying to make it normal you now and
you jump into water, that's a hundred ten degrees, your bodies working hard to try to make it normal, so we d have
It could normal mode. That's that's what our bodies do. That's what our minds do. That's, who we are
but it is bizarre that there's a job where you get to interview all these super interesting people, many of whom your fans of long before you know you were in I was
with anything I was its civilian watching all these people and we have all these com.
stations and he go to this place and you work with people. We want to work with and have laughs and exchange ideas in it in
medium in and around that didn't even exist. Ass a few years ago, semi mind blowing
it's mine blowing, and then it becomes easier to get back on the treadmill go who regard near when we don't have gone, but the are taking a beat. I think that's what ass it is for
myself I disguising require. Maybe mushrooms like that's. Why you take a beat everyone's around me. Go Jesus Christ was talking to champagne about life for an hour. What world that come in our
So now we move on to a guest of the year.
The nominees for best guest are doing. A good lot of people are surprised that there is such a wilderness. Setting in southern California
After very rarely has the tram like the dead trees
let's go down, that's the greatest you all around! I once do another layer check here. He all most people burn dead trees, lots of times, there's a termite colonies. Livin in dead tree about wind, sometimes you'll find a decomposing carcass near dead tree batteries, and we try to get away from now, because when you around anything it's dead, that's a reminder to you that you're, the boss
you're in charge. You them
loss pine tree than anything I kill or chop down it becomes it, but it becomes. My tell me friend would wake you
Maybe there's a metaphor here: Mystic there's a law: it's it's dead! Every wasn't, it was alive, train, it will arrive. Andrei were playing a little game called angry lumberjack and with holding tree
hours. I was fill out again we're here. Come hither. Look!
tree was yet whether it's a win win when I say tree could very well be of laws tiger pretending to be a tree or hiding behind a tree or just running towards the road anything when you have an ax, your lumberjack and every things you know how they say. When you have a hammer, every problem is a nail here: well, win win! You have when you're pretending to be a lumber jack.
Very last hikers a tree, that's how I that's how I see it Dan Crenshaw. So I was thinking about you actually really nor out you did isn't loading wasn't vanity was going to buy, it was it was because they were going out and right, but I
I was thinking what is underneath your patch. Do you have a glass eye? Is it just kept their allotted glasses of today may be I usually where the trident wow? What is this? The seal try to o the seal tried out, so it's actually of twenty four chemicals earring that is, that is implanted into the prosthetic. In this case,
but every twelve of these things- and you have any like sponsorships like pepsi- be really good idea. Data arrayed, I mean come on you're leaving money on the table. True
so much on the table. I got
bunch of different I've been build. A few of them. I've got one of em. Recently was the guns always flag is becoming take, it was, it was dragged, Alice, flag is come and take its you, where we have a cannon
in that this is a cannon and it says
and take it.
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Adam re lets. You got the really opening
are too hard to say. We can hear that Stephanie Powers is gorgeous more self made million. Quite a guy, dismissed sage, clutches she's one lady and knows how to take care of by the way my name is matters. I took care, of course, when men like you, could do max the Butler Authority on the opening for heart to heart rate,
you're gonna, say some good about Jonathan hard in our he self made millionaire his genius. He knows what he's doing and then, when it comes to Missus heart, you're, gonna say something nice about her looks great
Why don't you just driving along you name is MAC you're, the butler you take care of him yeah,
that's my pause
Mr Hardy smart, he successful self made man that's an hour. She peered. If you're, not when I got back. That's me
take care. They still, you know when they gonna. We tag it with when they met it was murder,
music, TAT, Aragon, arrogant, Robert Drive and along the freeway. Looking look in real sharp look like a this guy might journal
we'll fellows the other way when I'm putting down
every heart or, if you like, said money employed ass, she looked good, that's one girl that knows how to use a camel, tell
line awhile by so
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Mr President, I think this out every right in
there is some sort of gay reference at the top. I just there's a guy
I reckon not game recognising games everything. Ok,
this nineteen, seventy nine! I don't really know the term game recognising game. Others giant talked my Tina steps out and see if we can fill me on that
Georgia, our guy, I'm picking up what you put now, let's run it back here we go Aragon, get the music
look at that. Guy self made self made new made his own money and do what he wants to propagate.
To do what he wants do. If you look like that do here, we go
DR and in the garden the freeway no Cares and the world Stephanie Powers has only got one care and that's about making sure that
we'd sweet eyes as guy
all the thick seems because, when I read MR
its home. That's me driving with my car. I
I dont be in the mother. Why analysis? I guess it's! It's! A twenty two second montage
debates, big of the base. I gotta, maybe shorten the pace a little bit as well.
To say what they're doing it. On I mean we can see what they're doing. Ok, we just
here what kind of people they are gach gotcha
about. What's on the inside, you can see the outside roll back. Here we go right, boy boy, it's hard time. Maybe if you got a hard,
inside your chest or maybe below the belt. You know what I'm talkin about it's Robert time baby call him Rob for short, getting his jet getting his car and make sure you're sitting shotgun and get one free open palm, because it's going to get used. If you know what I'm saying at all
Have any powers, boys, you looks good, you know, she's got three nipples don't take. My word, for it are stagnant, my burden, but there
things that I will do what looked like, DR by myself, to go pick up. Some pay only I'm not stated what MRS Powers, but she does have a sweet, sweet, sweet vagina,
their murderers.
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his how long
take you to do twenty nine hours of an audio books, the average
books are about eight hours and it takes me four hundred
auction hours, but one together, so
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there's an element of it, puts the low in the basket dos and say it puts the lotion in the basket.
Lotion basque places lotion and ask if she's a great big fat woman. Yes, she replied
a burden
in fact version I still want to know if Dawson would rather have
Would you rather have that really low voice? What would you call them?
take with you that would you rather be just stupid
Oh, my god, I'd I'd go for the bad boys, yeah! That's what I think aren't you want to hear my Jeffrey tubing movement. I wanted the once you get caught B,
nah funds, zoom we get
start. Calling you Jeff, it's no longer Jeffrey ok
So I've, though, to be forever I've like Jack, I consider a break
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show who-
on which, at the time that he allegedly all of us alleged
was workin the word far more with you
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very challenged humans.
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coming to pick you up and stop showing your shoulder
did you. Why just for this,
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business expense. How can I was sorry to us and what does from March, in the lead with two ok Dawson also blossom
and a J bends, my nephew Joey! This is a J verses. R D knows not me. I know better than I write you a letter like art in a J J r D, see if you can pick out, which is which o loud
May I won't bite me to do not play a vital role in the log, Lorraine, Wilson's Louvres lot of mine, that maybe rate is greater contribution to society, and I was thinking. Should I bring this up, and I know about always being in Algeria describes how
some Dawson's got the winner gas through the air
when twenty Eightth Award winner for guest of the year.
is Adam Ray. What I'll do that
so sincerely. Thank them always brings a good kid.
that guy our final ran out of the year,
Our final nominee for ran two of the year.
drainage. I had a problem in front of
old property mine. There is a big drainage problem. This big lake gathered out, but I brought it up before, but it
in a while so was like the city.
planned it that street damp Doin. It rained hard the sewer, backed up and made a big light.
I went to the city and said: hey: can you fix this lake? They said
It's not our business, that's your property! I said fine. I can see
then with a drainage engineer, to pay my twin
under dollars. He came, he looked at the problem. He drew up a scheme.
Add a plan of how to fix the problem. I then because I've
building background took my guys at a cost of
over a thousand dollars to me and implemented what this drain
Experts said to do. I then did that it then worked perfectly
the city, then slap me with an ordinance. That said, this is
permitted work. You had no business to do it, tear it down.
And I shared Europe drain.
wasn't effective. This drain is effective. I have
certified drainage expert, who drew me a plan
Don't we wait till
reigns
And see how effective it is. Well, it rained pockets.
A few weeks later and it was one hundred percent effective justice the guy had planned. I heard enough
from the city, and that tell about
months later when I got another someone saying: tear it out or well tear it out. I then said its effective. Its
on my property, I've solve the problem at my own,
spans in itself the lake that had been built up in the road that everyone splashing through. That is on your that,
your highway and they kept
if you dont, tear it out, where
fine, you and I was like what
are you trying to do at this point? City are trying to solve a problem. Are you punishing me because I defied you buy fretting a fucking problem at my own expense?
What kind of relationship is this I pay for contact, as I pick pick your fucking problem and I told them hate dick I'll take
Fuckin sledge hammer and destroy it, and then you'll have alike is tat. The way you
a girl. Could I can give a shit you retards? This is the problem.
The city has turned the government is turn were now fucking. Subject: fuck! You we don't work for you,
Inspired by the way mark arrogance is got involved than were like suing people. Now we still not been able to solve this odyssey. That's gone on for three or four
yours now, which was so
had a drainage problem, I fixed it. That's all
is the long and short of
this is in the higher process. That is it and they could just sign off on it and we could get the fuck on with our lives, but they don't give a fuck
and the reason we are not going to sign off on it is because, unlike in private
and ass, where you have incentive like there's a profit,
now. This is a gift it you have to pick and choose shed. Their shit is well. This go on forever. When we give a fuck we're gonna hate
essentially the job we're paid anyway rights,
have no incentive to fix anything, and so you just go on forever and they can go them. They said
there were going to come out, monitor it and have a drink.
They sign off on it and they never came
monitor it. It did drain and then later on. The map pocket carried out
All I'm saying is this: do you want more? Do
More of this that I know of fuckin broken record. Do want more of these assholes
that's right, you're voting for your vote.
But more of this I don't find them to be efficient or courteous or effective. So if you'd, like more of this, keep voting that way. I would like less of this. That's me that makes me a dick. I guess that makes me a racist. I dont know how it works anymore. I would like less inefficient fucking beer
rats fucking everything up. That's me, I don't know where the faith where's all the faith come in, but we need more than these guys. You're gonna send they dont handle anything. They don't solve anything they just grow. That's all! I didn't why more people don't understand it all right,
so that was ran to the air or go now the winner ran to the air.
This is the one category
Adam Corollas, guaranteed when every year.
again, our nominees work, drainage, self,
posed: covert rules, California, taxes
open the schools right, wingers, debate, questions
and comedy store reopening the winner of the
when twenty a sword for rant of the year
reopen the schools finally to bring
set up in front of my daughter last. Ninety yelled at me
one of them is
she pretty hard laughed. You now and I said why this wiser school clubs and she said covert. Nineteen as if that's not why your school is gloves, schools closed because we have gathered Newsome is indeed without above. I didn't want to hear didn't know. Case closed did not want to hear it is closed because it covers that's all our eye, but don't worry
their sunny. He Sarah YE and her Yang. Ah,
Let's see we have in our trail. Yes, sorry, oh I have. I have a spot also hamper some thanks, so we gotta get to the thanks. People done
if a job this year simply safe everyone's to keep their home safe, family, say, break ins, flood fire, medical mercy, floods,
that is simply save. Drain is issues twenty four seven protection
long term contracts and get a free home scared, a camera when you purchased simply safe at simply saved outcome. Slash Adam aright there's a lot of people that make this show.
Possible, there's Dawson and Michael Ancient Kalen and Gary and met the porcelain, punish,
finally, and Amy and Chris and MIKE August and Megan.
Ryan and Jan and super fan. Giovanni's, though, is on top of everyone, Dick banks, Gina and Brian
So many people love behind the scenes and an in front of the scenes african it keep it consistent
So why does show the live? Shows gonna be back January. Fourth, will do our corolla classics until then
I can be found and we can be found at Naples Florida off the hook. We're doing stand up analyze, part gas there January, sixteenth and seventeenth, so maybe Garriga is gonna flies out National Le Gilles Savary. Now that awesome, Dawson live five gas and Stana Burbank Pickwick Ball Jane.
Where twenty third and as well as Oakwell, Homer City breakdown, comedy club February, twenty six, twenty seven, we have an hour trow MAX patter, I will say a hollow first hour.
So another great year. Thank you guys. Muzzle target and abuse can do without you, hoisting hog and until now accepts and profit
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