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2020 ACE Awards

2020-12-24 | 🔗
The 2020 ACE Awards features the greatest moments from the past year. Enjoy clips and commentary, and see who wins amongst the nominees for: - Best Invention - Caller of the Year - Most Uncomfortable Moment - Best Impression - Outstanding Achievement In Shitting On A Point - Guest of the Year - Rant of the Year … and much more! Please support today’s sponsors: Geico.com Sling.com/ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM Headspace.com/ADAM Pluto TV
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for the eleventh year, always screw up the math, but down were coming into our twelve sola. There's always react radio days road. It is a future I guess maybe we're on our thirteenth. We ve done since two thousand six we missed one year when you began during the war during the war. Right so if we got a ton of material here, so we're gonna try to limit ourselves for our in between cross talk, but I always find myself inspire now ready made a note on our first, our first segment, which is at best. Invention, but will roll right into it and I'll see if I can keep the show under three hours here we go. the nominees for best invention are
low self esteem porn. You know they should do what's while they shouldn't low self esteem poor, because I have low self esteem and be a situation where, like the step, walked in and this eventide you're always beating off, and then she would Ok, I'm gonna go make an omelette. She shut the door. I just watch him finish. This achievement worry me, so I know so. I believe that that's why I, like others to be low self esteem poor that makes all the other porn, but actually is their military. You make one at every seven. They like Geraldine gets right when you say that you have to watch that feed off borders, way people. Are you too
the sunny water and there was plenty laughed and there was one six pack of sparkling laughed there's something people would get no fistfight over the six pack, a spark! That's when it's all just the water built their water whenever an answer as wired in a weird way, who, instead of secret shoppers. You should have secret borders because you gotta get group like unemployed, bad guys, apportion part in art loading up on your type of toilet paper arrival. In order, because look I it's Add that we're all wired this way, but if you saw some guy, just loading up on one brand of water you'd be like. I want that too, and then she now here you re right in weird way, then this becomes of more energy becomes kind of. when indoor consciousness, our subconscious and its. Also like this
they're talking about it and ass Adele, who had secret hoarders. This would have happened right, arrogant enough, sonic thrive, Three point: five pounds: flask scientists who work security, ally acts pulled my backpack out the security line and they pulled out a flask, and they said what is this and I said it's a last that holds booze and they looked at it and they said this says seven ounces by the way some entrepreneurs out there who wants to get rich make fourteen out
I ask that say three ounces on you. You will sail through. While I act, I guarantee those Nimrod could pick up a fuckin pony keg of it said three ounces on sale here: destination. figure it out. Bitch puzzles what photos the pitch and images like the bass images. When you do rejects the ILO, with one hour s his name be now, and it's like they do you like your good, it is done but the picture on the box or anywhere that's. It is called figure and banish puzzles. We have to do in the attic grotesque Britain, exactly if you
want to know. What's on that puzzle? Will then do you have? It hustle valet who goes in implies the puzzles forty and then puts them in a parallel bag, bring them home. To you I mean I I mean yeah, I should probably does it without guidance of the box? You see the box when you pick it out and you dont guide, you don't use it for guidance anymore. Exactly what isn't purist version of this? My figure it out pitch a whole series where there's nothing on the box puzzles ache. There their gather, called murder, mystery puzzle, and maybe like this: where did you have any idea like I know they should all be a big picture. You and a guy holding a night behind you last breeze
plywood camouflage, so business is all over the place are bored doing up here restaurants, clothing stores, banks covered plywood eyes of Sunday business owners prepare for possible route. a violent riots looting one loan, or should I came up with the Fuckin Amazon item of the year We all know when you go hunting, you're going to be in the woods you're, outdoorsman or year, your soldier this man's army put on the camouflage, made sure how bout a camouflage. Why would jump city
when the shit goes down just lie at the best of luck and poured out, you could have like seedy acts, ply good ones in our home depots stance, although whatever NEO Nazi, just fuck, you pull the gloves on you, pull the peony on Energy Why What's your Syrians or do you just put your hands out? You spread your legs, you go and the angry mob disk of running right, pastilles by its point when you're lying there thinking, because this clear, some anti for guy with a sledgehammer comes up, she's gonna passed into that radio Shack and he puts it right. The small your back. This is interesting because the idea that I wrote down right before this whole thing started for best invention was the smokers bathrobe, the smokers by Can he bathrobes you go to a hotel? They don't want.
smokers smoking in the room by Dag people go out? They have a couple of pops, are enjoying themselves and that night and went to go out in the balcony and have a cigarette, but they don't want to be spotted, so each hotel, have a bathrobe that mimics their balcony. If it's a stucco bottom, you have stuck go with a glass tat. or for the blue, relaying stainless steel Rafale thing. You're just stand out there in smoke without being judged by the other patrons Cross, the hotel her out on their balcony staring at. You market man with theirs. That's takers! Well, the same store that picked up. My ply would die. Jumpsuit right, sweatsuit would definitely pick up. My ass smokers balcony bathrobe, our I live near the atom surpluses in the army surplus. Yes,
We have a way of a winner Dawson. That's right! I think the judges maybe onto what your pitching, because the winner for invention of the year is plywood, camel the guidelines, I only wonder what else, but why twenty does make sense, the kind of thing where you may not squeeze the trigger on it, but when the ship goes down, where you had that We move on to best impression right dozen. First, we got our first nomination for rant of the year our first nominee for rant of the year com, store. Corona virus closure lay a month ago, now, search ok, so now the comedy stuff, comes up with a plan to reopen and the comedy still once the open our doors in that tweet from the comedy store, says dear friend,
We ve been notified by the L, a county health department that outdoor life entertainment is not allowed at this time, despite the the worst Hollywood's approval, based on our very safe and thoughtful approach to enjoy stand up comedy and our parking lot. Our show this weekend will befall refunded recycling? inconvenience and look forward to seeing you? Also, if you feel We do about the importance of bringing stand up, comedy back email, L, a county supervisor, she look you hey bureaucrat that makes fifty thousand dollars a year. What what why why? What doing what what's inspiring, what's motivating you other than someone is doing something and they didn't ask your permission. And now you say now what is different about this versus the each on labour day, I thought Follow the science? What happened at the science? The restaurants had been open, people been eating out, patios and parking lots and tables spread out all over the place? Why why shouldn't be able to do comedy?
How long are we going to take it? How long before people discover fuck it like how long before start opening shit up. How long before stop listening? I guess that's what I'm saying when and for how long, how much of the rest of the country has been opened up? How many inconsistency. Do we mean how many well, that calf can be opened with people sitting next to each other out there, but you couldn't hear comedy same sort of environment are using that same table lay out. You couldn't hear what patent as well as to say like that, doesn't make sense. If, at what point do people start Goin I'm just going to open my shit. Sure sure just open. They should and open there Nor comedy. LOS Angeles, probably has the highest per capita group who ve uttered the phrase. I speak truth to power but all EU policies are silent on this subject. Aren't you you know the power. Is the powers are setting the power?
new some, that's the power. So all you heroes who speak truth. The power wants, you Piper avatar, shit for many EU policies. Noble make sure to vat power. They speak. Truth deserve power whenever popular power, whatever power, makes unpopular pipe up, hours. Garcetti he's got his fuckin boot on you. You guys speak Ruth to him. He arose because after you do, you speak truth to power. That's what you all day right, you're fuckin here, as I read your tweet, you always speak truth to power and you announced we need to speak to the power our eye. Scientists in the street with the ball bull horn, shutting off sunset Boulevard, their speaking truth to power. Where's your voice, cheers speaking wire coming together and fucking get Nepal horn getting in car Seti's raise our news. Space there, the power they shut. You down
No one else shut you down, they ve shut you down or I'll, make you this. Let's make a compromise. You shut the fuck up with your truth. The power speeches shut up sees shut up. I don't wanna, hear you fuckin sheep, telling me about truth, the power anymore when in fact is a power. There is a truth and you guys have zipping because scared what you may be called on social media. Ok, heroes, keep shrieking truth, the power She waited with Taliban away nice now, sir. My rundown within have the ran to horned in there, but we do from here on and now a best impression. Oh I'm excited about this The nominees for best impression are Adam RE as Doktor Phil, Jack you're. Frail can my turn to this.
Peggy went to the mark and he did this little piggy went home. Please loser! This little piggy had rose Spain. This little piggy had none on shore bought and with a special piggy. Why we re all the way home like a little bitch, doesn't sound that create a it's weird thing to pass on generationally, like nothing really happens with those piggies, it's kind of an anti climatic, oh store it's not while, creative to say the soil piggy add roast beef and this old began. Not why I tell you what really happened. Only about half a million retail stores first beg you onto the market, because his mom was new boyfriend over so she's like I need you to get out of the house released a half an hour. Is market distorting the market. You arrive in a small town, ok there I'd park, you can go to, but I feel safe send in their rights or the mortgage abduction.
Sprouts and K. I get some Waterford dog guy pick out some laughed arts and come on back when mom scattered has gotten. It could MAX and get the second piggy go market as one went home when I'm ok, video games in Serbia, first person, shooter games and improbably, you know boss and guns and then make an appearance at a school couple months later than their piggy roast beef had roast beef is gave us a fat piggy. Ok, he's allergic to most meets and k from early, but fuck it yellow man alive, my life's that piggy was more the danger living on the edge and the Fort piggy. What did he do? He had none, which is not that creative, like you, come up with a thing for the fourth piggy to do or have nothing well that pig. You went on to doktor, filled out com and got the big toe that was left out. A story use promo code. Where did he tell you?
Jeanne agree as Nancy Grace, whatever Nancy grad my new favorite character if she was doing an app voicing an app for panic, attacks and high, Are you? Haven't panic attack are Feel a little rumbling in your tell me. Well guess what why why? Why didn't guy to where I got in my lab with the tv shows and the books Bob Bow and in the core aren t let over every time I got a little butterfly and maternal term so Joe. Visa and I'm talking You two man. I need you all aid either to brush yourself off. It yourself like a man, so we can get this done
Nancy around for less combative tone was I can buy it. If those harsh that's the engineer I represent the software company does the app ok. I just I just felt you know that Would we be a lot of money, because we have a name recognition and we wanted to put your name on it originally one after Martha Stewart, but she was a little of our range and then No, you probably read the client briefs whenever I hear tone should be reassure our high calming Einstein sharing guy while means avoid yelling as well. I didn't realize that I got you want me to go. I think they re tillage, ok, I'll, write again. We love your name on the main, looking further softer side that Nancy I'll get it. Can you put the grace back and names around you know? What's tm maritime thicker picture
listen here you little bitch. You get yourself up off the floor right, now you get yourself back to work, nobody's pay and you don't get plan and pass the badger. Panic tat gets what just like the bogeyman and the Easter bony say. Any call of panic attacks are real. You will bring J more as the cast of the Irishman, ledge, say the cast from the Irishman is pulling into Mcdonald's drive through. and they're all gonna order? I think I might go a little something like this lamp latin. Please Let me, however, let me have two cheeseburgers, but I don't want any. Let us on those cheeseburgers, She do in the Midwest told mulatto soccer. Although you go there, if you want? tell him, I want milkshake strawberry.
I just heard Mary. I don't know who I am doing now worries yourself from making a mad dog. Now you do you do that car prying I'll, be the guy work in Europe, whereas he take my order me take my fuckin already organic biology, buckets better and pricking blacks and practice let me get a gloomy. Let me get a whopper, an elaborate junior us one more while per day saw at, during that Mcdonald's, usually the equivalent would be like a core pounder. Let me get do going to pounders, then. Ok, you, make it sound like a nice guy, she's like from the MID were all the cases appear or I do know because TAT was just tell em. I want my apple pie, o a bill buffalo. You know all that's how they fuck you, as my line from the other Fuckin movie, that any fuckin idiot giving place only begin.
Give them in place. What almost was what may has with the bag? Wi fi extra napkins look, in the box. I don't know what you think you know This is where we can tell Angelo Bruno from the Irishman kid damn right we'll sassou as Archie Bunker, fathers chair up into the chair that literally, as I said, he was sitting in like I wouldn't Governments that I wouldn't sit chairs methods that are spent rule. I don't wanna zone, I say Larry David here, but these are the rules a chap. These are the reasons why I mean ever episode! Every every second episode of all the family would start with Archie coming home, like meat ed sitting at his error, eat it in his chair. As you may, Jean Pierre imagine, that sort of
ass in a modern sitka, would make sense that dad come sound in the wife is sitting in a chair. He just stay in the audience. They should try that on mixed issue, something and see if it works, I bet it would be half the count. We would be? Can fear, and the other would be outraged by the two groups, People want to sound like of Archie found, media are Edith and its chair, aided Polack energy May Sammy Davis. You share with extra ratings, is sweep season. Kyle done again as Sylvester Stallone. Why don't you We, the person in the good season, Sal addressing you you the young person all be
Anna Maria abrogating. When I come on, you go. Look everyone Anna Maria abrogating, here are some a little kid you're. Writing we pass through me while you're eating salad, right? Ok, right now, good salad, rice improbable. I like that is really good. Sat right, and then you see her show up, and you say: oh you, fuck tat. We re a robber, Daddy's young flash the boy problem sweets? I like that you're putting your own labour Mario perceived the right five years We're gonna run this during daytime tv. Does Bob there's wanted again and went to run again. No, if I remember with your family, your eating, salad, good salad here I come on in
holy shit Anna Maria rather giddies, I like to try some said address all that good she's good it spread by turkey ears. Inside young sigh, name is Anna Maria abrogated rare begins. Ok, what we Maria's will dig, the audio or clean up and postponed yet, but again, you know and this one's on me because I said you can't say fuck on daytime tv, I didn't say you couldn't say shit. I just thought you should either well now you can now Anoura thing. You can't say shit like again say anything, but by the word shed of jack. You talk yeah. I don't mean you can't say shit like don't say she had to make an oral amendment. I mean actually weird shit. When I see ok as a kid, a bigger
like Anna Maria navigators ominous only forty shit right, I care. What are you gonna say your name. Young sly young saw him that's what you're thinking he's a director. It's my job to get. You know what you're thinking is holy shit, you're, saying different, you're, saying certain differ it's not, she had her flock or flock so you're gonna be so what you're you're king hole. Yet what in hell Anna Maria Albert Gary that's it you're thinking, but that's where legal right, that's what you think are guided by that lack. Call it acting, because that I want to see that in your eyes you you got there. I know their eyes a year you haven't told a tough guy whisper. You haven't salad.
An animal is not on the set. Obviously, yet we're just auditioning Bible play her coming in with the subject, but I enter with this out dressing and then your surprise overwhelming I already a year ago, very cries. Dinah cross the FBI kidding me. able to rear ragged goodies RO as this year. I am not voting. Member of the academy I gotta say Cardigans brushed made me at my side. Her twice when it happened, and just now, strong. He was awesome and you know I don't like to talk about myself, but the premise was very strong: the deep dig of Anna Maria Bacardi from the seventies wishbone The italian dressing, commercial, I think, is what really really brought to life
and, of course, Gina grad Effort bound cell, so strong, I gas in the winter for best impression Is Gina grad as deserve it? very, very tight? Thank you to the arab Corolla, Schoenstein recognise and talent and passion and determination to work out. A barber was cave. We get there now interviewer the air. This the first hand the first game. Our first nominee for interview of the year, whoa I carried a business card in my wallet for a year of
rug announced alcohol counselor and I woke up one day and called the number and she's oh come get yet, and they sent me to rehab I was all the pleasure to having class as a kid I was that guy was and is not again. Its hated me. They didn't those nice was good, but I was the first year questions, wanted, sit in the front row like I was a good student So when I got to rehab, I was that person and I loved it. I loved every minute of being rehab sailor so much about myself so much about why I drank and I learned life tools. They never would have gotten any anywhere else, and I get it up the thing about. Like suddenly theme and it's even more sudden today and it was
as you can literally be famous literally overnight and you'll desert? It wasn't exactly overnight, but it was quick would be as you you could be. Like wow. I, if I could just make it as an actor. It's gonna fix me this unease this yearning, the sadness suppression, whatever this man, but I make it. If I make it is man, it's gotta be a then you make him and you're still the same fucking person and that's when it brutal and that's why you you always see people who go. He had everything to live, for. I do understand it it all away. He was famous news retching you just one an academy, what that's exactly when you throw it away exactly when you do this, you didn't fix you yeah loves, rob life right next category collar of the year,
The nominees for color of the year are Billy Yang. There are helicopter to repair caters spray paint everywhere, all of what their three by the grove, everything what spray pin it fuck the police. Eighty eight b, which apparently is an accurate and let them for I'm all cops are bastards or something humans. Are you just look like them? of a movie hanno insidious, an thanks. So how long it s liquor store bent in your family since nineteen eighty or we came from nothing. We emigrated from South Korea, You know my dad, who actually you know he was murdered in, took out and Ford I'd robbery when I stepped in and took over however, at that time for that, but there were five lacking involved.
Today, our friend the robbery that they ever find the did they are there in prison who murdered your father. He felt, that- were actually involved were sent to China and then make a story a little more surreal when we showed. To court. He presiding judge of our case none other than judge veto casket, Steve Caskets Dave must be a rip shit about the whole sort of Portland. Seattle thing I just bearing people like a tree upright, aren't hide a little round up up up there. Ass in this letter, nature take its course well
and then they cremation is rising. Southward current wording wise, diversify their what's. What's a mid level, LA earned set you back dad I don't oh, but I would guess that's about the average is paid, but you don't sell eight hundred eyes and earn. You don't sell that that that expensive, the average is probably closure d, like three hundred about an hour and I feel like I go to peer one or pottery barn or something similar. Ask you starting rouse one Christy's grandma defuse ago they put her casket inside it. Looking sarcophagus how how come I can't imagine is what is at stake. The average sarcophagus that you back where I was going to say how often does not happen, but I can't imagine
Celine, why the message in the bottle? What prompted you to do, that Try Maybe the strain lack of negative energy, and this is crazy. Right now that we're lucky man, the covert world, you this kind of his kennel can a loop, Lucy myself or more than just kind of wanting to just release honey, negative energy and China. leave negative energy and this kind of finding myself again. I think this help feel the right. Now you invented ass. It was thank gratification. Sorry, ok, what was funny This note was discovered a couple of weeks ago. when I was walking down the beach and Malibu with my friend that met the Andrea
and we ended up back at the Malibu Condo and I I was dying to see what was on the no. I thought I was gonna, be a recipe for life, I I was dying to know what was in this note, but then was in a wine model and very there wasn't a good way to fish it out, as a vehicle for inch neck on the note, was falling out of the bottle, was stuck in the body of the bottle, the matter matzoh handy guy, and so I actually had to go somewhere, as I recall, and I left him at the kind of so I just when you figure out how to fish it out, leaving lock up- and I left then, when I showed up yesterday, the condo it had been two weeks, and I forgot The bottle was gone. I forgot all about them now I walk through the island. In the car known I look down, and I just see this thing that looks like
feminine riding, and it says I just wanna, go sorry! I just want to Let go through mass suicide of trying to find all ideas like Christ. My sisters have an enormous growth and break down like someone got in here and rough. One of those notes that guy's hate to read, you don't have to talk about any any due to spin around the block. Seeing that chick riding note about how you make them feel, I feel it is above all in front of the outer animated asshole. I'm fuckin, shame in here to burn some sage and clear this condo now, because they are weird ride. The toy Jesus Christ, the lives of thing on ass, a now they had the big how's dancing in the back, and there was a Wang. a Wang, was a pauper thing. On the other hand, I look at it. He s double check, joy,
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remember I gotta admit: subsidizing come on now bought it ever been fired by you lower. You know she did the work cut. My own bought my own. How that, when I finished gradually, twenty could feel I want to hear your story so you're saying that the heavy set back, backup dancers one. Look like there's a real Wang pop. Well, here's. What I want to know about the light are the shadow. How come it didn't show up on the other dancers, you think Some angle thing and for me my suggestion personal, but for some women of over forty percent, they don't have a bad in between the five in that area
think we do. I'm pretty sure. That's what you saw me, I'm sorry I and my job. The twenty. We love you more than we can possibly thing. and when she had the deaf frat guy you do, and rather good hang in there bro we wanted. Reach out you because of this whole like captions raw sewage, porn, huh, you're, the only friend we now so tell us what you think of the loss it even if you'd get. We need some kind of all the court. I know for a fact that is not always accurate plants. I beg you yeah, that's true for ever watch like ESPN with the sound off and the captains out there
two names, different lane worthier gerrymandering fanatically with thick with, might weaken broke? I said help me get paid and happy and you're, not what you were saying there. S through the green show you say is confused as members Clodagh control are, we do know whose ass is getting. I guess we do about but hallucinated, because I knew I'd really hardly ever said that at the same time, it is right for Taiwan Competition, the winner for collar of the year, Billy Yang yeah right, I said,
Ride Rowan Ride along we get. There are second rank of the year I have no idea what any of these things are, but that's what makes the same fun second nominee for ran the year debate. Jones. Ever think summit fucking Dick all the time but I was looking at the topics in it number one covered and, unlike ok, it's been talked about quite a bit, but fine, number two race in America. Can we give it a fucking break? We just give it a fucking break. Its people die, like racism, we live in a racist country. The reason everyone from around the world tries to get here is because of that quickest fucking, give it a break. I get bind not he doesn't like races.
Tromp he's gonna have trouble saying he doesn't like racism. Move have forgotten that are both going to tell some sort of story about what they did for a black person are about how we have their reno re, imagine, policing or whatever the fuck it is. Can we stop, talking about re so much it's fucking in saying that two thousand and twenty one is too so why it doesn't need? be the second thing they talk about on the debate at all. you talk about its understood and there's nothing. Can say about it? On that debate stage, it's gonna clear anything up or fix anything that has to do with rights. Can we pick a fuckin subject? me or something schooling, whatever something of foreigners, air some kind, a little more fuckin meat on the bones of this ass, a tariff rate, fuckin thing well cartels, heroes, every five minutes, our ever dialogue. You need a seat at the table and then you pull up the to table. Now we have an honest dialogue about Fuckin raise Jesus Christ. You can keep up
talking about it? You'll, never fuckin fix it by talking about it, and no candidate. Explaining what he's gonna do about it ever fuck and touches it because you can't get to from where they are All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Come and we got there another ran through the year. We got interviewer the year. We got the best reenactment much, I'm always looking forward to your hat and much more right after that
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failings and everything. I am truly excited about this because I must say I didn't of everyone's this way, but if I see an advertisement for a supplement or wonder, mop or knife. My first impulses Ike Fold, my arms, Oh please and my next impulses. I gotta grab a piece of paper. Gonna write the ship I just get stuck in and I am ready to use his goddamn knife. This is excited around the staff got one of those. As soon as you did the breakdown humorously of the infomercial, like Rob, that's a Christmas gift. This year, China got something a little different. Almost I and I love I love knives, but I gotta tell you. This is fantastic. Thank you is the doll apart and high, Dolly Sugar could mix all while isn't and in the butter and having to make twenty four cookies with the boy when he gets here just a little bit this incident, I figure Janina, probably
life, given I have many knives. Thank you so much and I'm going to let you know that the kid wont, let me throw away boxes cause. He loves. The boxes. Stuff comes in like a cat, and I am not throwing away this, but as a good thing, in my view, would like more thank you for me. Thank you from dollar pardoned and I really appreciate it. Thank you brandir. You haven't gotten you're, not butter to our own, also very thoughtful. Right. We now move on to our third ran to the ear. Our third nominee for rant of the year right, winger I am a big fan for a long time. I've always been. confused at how right wing you are, I'm curious what Jeff is and what he thinks of your political beliefs. I think about this. All time I did, I did show love line. Twenty five
on the radio, I defy you to find me one of my opinions from fucking twenty five years ago. That's changed at all at all, and I fucking completely reject This like right, wing policies, fuckin pro gay marriage, pro pot probe, fuckin Eric you're shitting government fucking up my wife that doesn't make me a right winger Vienna Ray, I dont, have guns. I don't give a fuck who gets married or what they ingest it's their business, but I do have thoughts, not giving away fifty percent of the fucking money I own toward to an inapt government who flashes it down. toilets, if that makes me right wing, then so be it, but challenge you I gave forcing a one, my opinions twenty five years ago go find one go find one that change! All you have to do is full get one millimetre out of this template that these self rule, just assholes have come up with and if you just call also over then you're conservative, our
following our I'd, here's a right wing talking point you fuckin, feckless pussy, I'm for school choice you first ball choice, not you Jeff for us, the fuckin guy listening you on that explain to me why you don't like school choice and then explain to me: that's a right wing talking point Fuckin, having needs in the inner city to have a voucher unbearable a decent education. Ok, that's that's! Ted Nugent uses the media so fucked up these ever so fucked up that I have to do to you just disagree with his highness on one thing in all the son come now, tell me why I'm wrong right now, our second entry of inner view of the year. Our second nominee for interview of the year Andrew Yang
I dont know why we enjoy yes, different facts, different way. You have any thoughts on that day. I think many in particular. This is like a lot of the nation where there are certain people that want picture prevented our point of view, read. My reason was that the fact I thought the ground. A really discouraging if you can say it like where we have record high the booth, suicide, mental illness, medical bank, the HIV like a pretty much anything. You can. Think of that bad where we have record highs. We have occurred low rates of business. among those people getting married, Having said which, I would say, are generally things you like
faded to see more of that are allowed record load like that. The facts are really nasty and me: that what was missing in our politics word Democrats, aside from like possibly Bernie in under a couple the other candidates, but just acknowledging the FAO nasty and not acting like you, ve put the pen like the direction, then all units will be restored I got to me was the wrong approach, and that was a number driven Life is really like it, but the numbers agreed on the ground. I like all right. I got that fool, but they look terrible they're they're. Turning in really almost unprecedented, like is not normal for developed countries like expect you to go down for years now, if not normal shit. I got to you through or Karlsson. I know many.
people would think why, under Yang and Tucker Karlsson can't be friendly, their short on the, side of the political I'll but Tuckers a great guy in Europe. a guy. Why shouldn't new and Tucker have a friendly relationship? Are I think there I think, idea that somehow, like people who might have disagreements and talk to each other, such horseshit, total whores civic? Without what are we going to get like? You know like infected by like them? like attitude or believe I enjoy it fitting out, Tucker in our joint sitting, down with lots of different p, Who will I'm sure disagree with me in some respects, but we're all human beings were all american worlds was trying to do the best we can for our families in our country. America me, the March much bigger deal unifying out of them,
we like disagree on. Man, he murmured, acronym is about making America thing. Yes, something very good like that all right. Moving onto our fourth ran to the ear. our fourth nominee for rant of the year opening schools talk Doktor Sonny, the other day, and I said TAT I should what's the schedule like this week are a couple days ago, and I, like you, got school this week or in areas like they're doing whatever he said, we don't have school on Friday and I sure why out what's what's Friday, the teachers are using that data grade papers and, unlike I think, teacher,
Fuckin hate work but like getting paid. This is the most diabolical plan in the world. We just fucking keep getting paid the fuckin mobbed up, they're big time unions there in what the fuck and governor there What the fuck and mare there in with all these people. Therefore, and cowards. They don't want to go back to work. They want to get paid, Anderson danger, there's no danger for the fucking kids theories, This is insane its child abuse. Might my kids are fine, but what about the fuckin inner city, It's the latch key kids of mobs gotta work all day, the supermarket kids. It's fucked up what the fuck, is going on open the fucking schools they're fine, the kids are fucking, find it. Do you think that what we ve schools open all over the world? Where's the fucking outbreak where's the data. Can we fall the fucking science member refers All the science ride, side fall aside. You fuckin blow created Jack off guard,
follow the fuckin size. The world is telling us now open the fuck, schools review wait to lapse after the election that that's, how worked its looking not every magically open up next week, Newsome such a fucking head, I can't believe he's in charge of this fuckin place open the fucking. walls, you're hurting the kids, their chances of being harmed by corona virus and by the way, if you're, fuckin teacher in your fuckin pussy You don't wanna fuck and go in and do your job than fuckin stay home, open the schools and you can stay home the the abuse that there's tons. Fuckin abuse going on out. These kids are given a gun. There's parts brain that are supposed to be developing. Now that are developing opened. The fuck in school. So it's causing more trouble, then
it saving it's not hurting any. By way anyone turn on the news and found out a fucking nine you're. All this died of comin ever heard of it believe me, did happen, CNN will dedicate seven days to it genuine remedy story on CNN, about the fucking thirteen year old, went to school and died. No, walking open the school. Why don't I, We re case is not even present. Vacation does MIKE it's been sitting home for six months, like it's just another school doesn't change? What is Christmas vacation me to allay you do After really just think about that one subjects: schools, teachers, fine students, fine
most important thing in the world school children, our future, then, where are the schools closed in California? Why seems a little that's a question? Why is there as it is? What is the logical yes and why there opened all over the country their open all over the world. There is zero cases or at least zero die. About anybody being endanger. Then why would we do this? Why would Newsome do this? Why wouldn't like the restaurants? If you can track directly out that Turkey is to that and they have a case and other hundreds ended otherwise, numbers to stand on at least he's consists in quest Mark well, miss I read if the trader Jos is necessary and the alpha Beethoven s there, the grocery market or whatever it is, is the dry cleaners event. If that's necessary school necessary. Don't you think, I may say so: falls
category I ride. So then what is Newsome doing? He stuck in the teachers, unions, Dick that's what he's doing ever body and you fuckin love teachers. You love teachers, ok well there in a union, and I don't want to go back to work and nuisance got a sucker fuckin deck. So that's where we're at that's what you like. Was that that state you want to live in That's not gonna, learn and web blocking teachers mobbed up or telling the fuckin governor what to do, and we all got to suck his dick. Ok. Thank you. Teachers. Thank you, knew some. unfortunately a lot of kids rotten at home, but that's all right that they're just fuckin cannon fodder? We don't! We don't need them, but not worried about their more worried about the word about the union's. Ok, thanks, fuckin heroes will raise the chair
stop paying the fuckin teachers and see how fast those fuckin cowards want to get back to work. Stop paying up every day that everyone loves to get paid a fuckin stay home. Look at China, brand era, cheers one workin for do here, best reenactment, The nominees for best reenactment are Adam in Brian for Egg Offensive coordinator Convention people are just like it's gonna, be down to many in Trump to exquisitely, dear ideas, but both super authentic, like here's, what we're doing and that we just get that out a worn and I dont get why she doesn't get eventually when people are saying who's paying or how are you going to pay for medical care for all our health care for all that whenever
boy. You need a spit out an answer because you're essentially saying I'm gonna be the new friends of coordinator for the Green Bay Packers echo. What can often you're running round to spread awareness course appoints right, formation were put. Nor would the formation is going to lead a point on abhorrent loser, but drafted Actually I get an eight year. Actually get a slot, man argumentative dominate dad draft, but with her Excellent players are many points on the board and I write down. Are we looking for possession type receiver? Do we want to spread the defence? Yes and yes, we are going to dominate digging outside its colours. Eyes was aim guy, the ones that kind of Randy Mossy others kind of west welcome. What does it have to be? A guy? Ok, but are we looking point noted, but looking to spread out the real that are we looking for more possession Oriana Chain read our lead to triple digits. We're going
That's right here between Bye honey. It's what I do. Ok, I'm I'm sure. Do we want to run out of the shot gun? Are we gonna put the quarterback Understan here, looking for specific I'm saying the running, shoe, run and shoot and run again. Are we pass repass oriented? You heard the west goes off Venza MRS West Coast in these costs and fly off. oil, all elbowing between goes implied. Ok, we need a quarterback, we focusing on a quarterback who can run in run an option or with a guy, can stretch of feel with a big our colleagues on the board. Bandits question: Adam Gina Brian Crowley, and at a moray for me, He came a turnover kids, let's play there for kids. All of us to play there for kids
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May I use your bathroom play customers only enough about public consent. I came a hold on. I throw you gotta go right over Wisconsin Buzz you into the bathroom, do have a key. It's like a snow tire, something that no, you just walk right aid. We are happy to have yeah, ok, hate that Turkey on the counters at home- I told me it's it's my mom's business and I thought you know I put you on the counter and see if we can get the business of the ground. You know what I would love to just give you one for free. I'm such a big fan. Ok, I'll I'll! Take the Buffalo terrier. You betcha that no abroad Adam for Quarantine, Street club dj debate on a guess. What three
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and Dawson Gina for Helen Ready, recording session Gina You play Helen Ready all right don't have to sing, but when the music pants down Dawson is gonna, be like well that's about about it with the steward time about how you you got all you paid far, so we got a wrap it up and then you're gonna be like I haven't finished the song at and he's gonna be like well come the birth and blow me. Maybe I had about half an ingredient. You weren't, they get then done at present gas resources character. Does nothing of the song or the theme of the song and just keeps going on right after you maybe go out by every drinking? Give me a massage bag man I gotta pee
went near by us up that he has no idea what the theme song is only noses, there's a hot check and our time is up in the booth. This, as you know, I M records nineteen. Seventy two here we go. We go yeah. Just finishing that phrase: no, I think we got it. Will the sunset and I still have a horse and one more hook. Well time's up, we got we got hours to keep here, but you ever been on a motorcycle. Now, I got one, you know that's cool in Austria, and I heard your money, you pay your money, you know. Do you want the record able to hear the song, don't you I do that's what I'd like to finish it. If you don't mind you like radio play, do I want this to be. I wanna be a star. I want this to be a hit other two words there darlin.
important new radio play Don't you remember here? It's in my lap. First second existence. whose Helen your Helen Ready, will body it better. Ready? get in here, You get them drawers on get them off You come in here and wait a second. I cannot believe you're talking to I'm gonna be a star, and it's because I am a proud independent. Empowering women? How dare you talk to me like this You are indeed a woman. come in here and all prove to you that I'm a man and I'm in your last names already right, it's not it's, not Helen Gimme, a minute get point. I hope Brain I'm right in the winner is great category the winner for
Reenactment is. Dawson in June of her? How aiming well earned your voice Helen Gimme, a minute our I fear offering for ran into the air Our fifth nominee for ran of the year California, taxes you want to talk about civil liberties that taking in California, I think of as sixty three percent of your income. we're not even more fuckin, sailed right, past fifty percent and we're now past sixty percent We get thirty, seven percent we get to take home thirty's. ten percent of what we make. If you make more than four hundred k, that is, a fucking
that is civil liberty, crushing that's the fuckin government taking more then have your money like we never stop. Talking about you know. Portions and the right to this, and that guy burned a flag and what about free speech sounds it how about them? Taking sixty something percent of them you are It doesn't seem like that is like a civil liberty infringement. I know a good realtor Jesus Christ and New Jersey and New York. I mean they're all other way: don't sixty, plus its notches, that they're going to wake the citizens over the coals of California, the next five ten years to make up for all that lost revenue today been missing out on these last several months You're, not you're. Just going to follow the people who live.
For ten years right right, that's true! True! You they're gonna fuckin tag like a caribou Newsome Scurvy up the tree with one last thought and walking talking that that's a decade a lot, everyone, anyone who lives in one of those cities. Anybody who lives in one of those cities and makes more than four hundred k a year is going to move. That's how it works. Okay, I don't. I don't know this. Doesn't when, when, where we're talking about like government overreach, we're talking about big government talking about the citizens? Does it take more than sixty percent of the money you earn. That doesn't feel like the ultimate overreach God, damn psych, we just fuckin sit round the talk about. Talk about abortion? We talk about religious freedom and adds up great how about their taking? How about MIKE
is in the thirties, my cut authorities now that's fucking insane. I don't do something attractive about that. Are you just get to go fuck all those report by what you have in California, live and allay anymore four hundred and seven thousand dollars a year. You aim rich, that's what God, damn sure Oh right Now we move on to our third instalment of interview of the year our third nominee for interview of the year or in this pile, the piloting, Copilot were really busy and I suddenly a little job and I made made a call to a coastguard chopper that was in the area and I called off our tail numbers envy. Fifty five, you know
and ass. I was saying it look, it's basically, it made a you know out a few are going down and then, when I was walking out and it was getting kind of dark under the canopy of the trees that I was there and the little black water, area that I thought was a swamp and it was a creek that it done out of it. And I was like high water and There was an actual tee, a coastguard chopper that must have heard the media that I put in was over top of me, but because There was no fuel, there was no fire and because we were below the canopy of the trees. They couldn't see that it was getting dark and they really couldn t properly. So they does, they were missing.
And- and it's over the ironic in out of the very heart to hear this, flying over emit away in the wrong direction away from my friends? That's what happened! thing, which I did I went and got help had brought it back to the crash. Like that's what a marine you know I was. I was using everything that I've learned my marine corps training to put one foot in front of you. And just You know that's not not go into it. Please shock, which always worth something I was going to shop, but you know nothing was a man that seem worthy came up and I told the snake did. I would find it s head off. That really happen. And it was really strange moment. Adam does I mean this black water and flew doing by and I said to it: I will buy
you're a fucking head off and I heard myself say that I laughed at myself for same problem to a snake, and what I laughed at myself. I realized I was alive, compelling store Leonard Skinner, plane crash. All right, let's see when we take care of a little bit of business, fiercely
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Our fourth instalment of interview of the year. Our fourth nominee for interview of the year Kirsty Alley when I first started Saint largely like I said I was pretty pretty good cook had, and I really didn't like the way that I I didn't like that. Compulsion put it that way. So one can. I am. I met this girl with shook hands is threatening the like because to go into that story, but I said she sections scientologist that may help you get rid of a compulsion, really care than I did cocaine Ike here that I had the compulsion to do it. You know like snort, so much closer to them, assert, palpitating right, you don't be sitting there ready to go out on a date. I snoring
augmented feeling my mouth and I'm gonna go I'm dying, I'm dying, Montgomery Diamond Diver died. They lay between religious, like other guy. Do let me die, but you didn't tell me died and I won't do any work of export guys got boom smooth out I go out, then I'd be like fine for three or four hours would you much goat and I'm really really gonna leave early, so I didn't state and why a person like me like me, who I mean if your high school college about ever doing a drugs? I didn't Syria. How a person like me could become this person. Is afraid, I'm gonna die and actually really afraid. I'm gonna die and actually really afraid, I'm losing myself. I felt like I guess. The best way to describe it was given. invisible as being you know, you're there the body, but your invisible and I needed the way fell, so why I just do it! The next weekend came. I always was mystifying to me.
the first resort ago goes like this, and I never had any drugs has like many went, I'm really do this every year that risk my life, where it really is demonic, because You know that it is really is that high and something that this big and the next time this big then and extremism. This long and then, unless this line, while you're sitting there snorting coke all night long you're, not really high anymore, I just work anymore and then he started getting paranoid. You know I've been standing in the drapes. Looking for the cops looking for, I don't know what the hell are. You game alluded. I hate. You know I was horrible. I remain as nuts. I said to my moment out there, the straight as people in the world- and I said just you know, do those rights? Would you like to do and my dad I'm gonna go get clean. You know, I really. What would you like to do it?
we live in what you're talking about I go? Cocaine is a drug or drugs. Gonna go on this way and Israel would fix you really good This is something you might like. I can't even leaving the things that I give her said. The anxious nuts Oh yeah, that's great. Their way through the interview, ended and seem seven still have a good sense of humour about. It certainly does our I dare moving onto our best musical moment The nominees for best musical moments are adamant, Brian for thick lives of you know it's interesting because we're Simon we're gonna era. Where we're talking about you know,
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to me my pace school year, but let's take that chance. Eyelids industry have rights and a J Venza for clean, apparently turbans, a surge of complaints, and they of these soiled subway trains they search last year. According to empty data, be workers union transport Workers, union local, one hundred launched a trash train photo contest last October to highlight the filth and protest cuts to cleaning crows cleaning. Crews are great age ban. I think that in June for the Golden girls Porn Adam for come through five Douglas, everybody was come to find. Those Castro fast is lad. New labour movement, in fact, with blue Moon. What did you do with
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right number, six instalment of rank of the year, our six nominee for rant of the year. So imposed quarantine rules, there's like up private beach place, that's down on pc age, I gotta Pee Ford and I dropped I dropped my daughter and my son off there. their day with a pizza and it's got its gets out. Patio big outdoor our affect its per distance, its outdoors outdoors, it's perfect, so I drop them off. I have been in this place. I have this key far to get in there and I said: I'm gonna go up the street, I'm gonna park and I'll walk over and meet. You intend later I got a call from sunny any goes. We want to walk to the kind. I got a condom.
The hell. Yes, we're, gonna walk. The Congo and eat the pizza. condo and I said what I need the p and the kind of get a beautiful verandah there with all the tables in the in the shade. Never thing it's right at the beach and there like we're, not allowed to go in there. We have to sit on a bench in the sun with paint on our lap. I go You're not allowed to go there to open its outside the big outside area. They rope it off. I should look why don't you why the rope it off its outdoor Dionysus Outdoor Paddy us? It's a long stretch of outdoor balls and it's like yeah, the chick there. To place a super paranoid and, like all things like get the fuck out over at than a wise, as you know, roaming fees, my kids problem, why weak ass, cowardly neuroses, why's that my problem of normal I'm eating outside the beach y Y. You justice, a wave of fuckin magic wand and ruin our lives one
why? What's all self but vows it's all seven pounds. Why do I wrote a fuckin chapter said: give page minimum wage. Whatever fuckin book, I wrote having fifty years object. We take that dogmas, people in the world we put him in charge of everything. So, like my kids, are whole panes about Europe. Can we sit there? No, you can't! You can see over there on a bench max gather in the sign. I dont know you tell me what the difference is this fuckin safe? What's our thing it's fucking insane. We took cowards and we put him in charge of everything, its knots, which do it ourselves and then there, like you, know we're, but to reopen after Labour day like you're hoping we could have delivered now, you are just now or just doing just go sit them because this outcome yeah, it's a bad, but but the churchwarden she's really worried about this. Ok, ok, ok,
then we'll go said. The coroner cut on yourself that if you're really worried about make that your problem you're neurotic that's your problem. Why is it my problem? No one understands what's going on can rules, rules, rules, rural area here for geographical, the robot recover million years. Now the policies are in charge, they're fucking, child Jeffrey Body and we just eat what go somewhere else. Fact that ok, people you like this, you want for years in question. Raise your hand, would you like more you want bore you want more of this. Would you like ass you get up. I told you the sign at the beach. It gets longer every year, never get shorter. You one more! This! You came to this country for more of this locked! In luck, I'm glad you old while spire.
Now we move ahead to our fifth instalment of interview our fifth nominee! interview of the year, Brian tranced in item you have any questions for MR grants them do you ever they re. line or seen from like as Walter. Why Heisenberg favorite liner, seen some of these things came out that I didn't even know like I'm the one who Knox or I the danger or say my name or all things that came out, but I'm just you can see my office chair, I have the original. Ah, you know that It is I stole our economic. Inside.
So now that's the original Heisenberg and his glasses are that's awesome, say my name sunny but ya. It is good time I I saw a priest Sunday. Let me ask you a question: guy you're, forty By now you ve started thinking certain things that I'm interested in and you high school right around the corner? And it's like? Ok? So what am? I think I'd like to do for a living when out of high school out of college in and that's all, I don't know something in the entertainment industry, mostly sports, I started a podcast with some other people here.
I thought maybe acting. I did drama for a little bit thousand really fun. I felt pretty good at it, Yeah, I think also something that like like, like Stephen, I Psmith, some like it show or like a maintaining over a basketball game or a football game is something that wandered. It combines knowledge of sports plus it communicates simply as you're doing now, and you have you have you have a very good voice. You have a good timber to your voice. Thanking, I saw me hit them X and thank MR reigns in thanking Mr Hansen is good to meet you, I'm gonna get to meet some other time. to make use. I take care of sorry. You have Adam as a father Crampton such a good. Viewed, you think about
the question. What would you like to do in your old Ernie's talk about some sort of podcast Hybrid show Stephen You get hold of me when I was fourteen. What do you want to me? I don't know garbage man Mr Mann, legs Fire man, I charmer, ran firemen policeman sum of man, the janitor man, this garbage Jana guy I'd like a man, something that those are my choice. like one, I'm, not a good student, so you know I can be a doctor or lawyers. So some of the man garbage man some like that, like those where the fuck and options as where they look and options so fucking nuts, Emily options are none of it. work out, but anyway our eye the one. We always wait for with much interest patient most uncomfortable moment chairs. Let's have a drink.
The nominees for most uncomfortable moment are Adam and Collar David David. The aid from Boise, Idaho, Is your comment red deer we about everyone being weighed, I am very offended by it. I'm forty eight years old disable that group truly Elsie, except for the fact that nineteen months ago I broke my jaw. the report, then that was in fact, in her hand, Bacteria honestly amen interaction, I've been on antibiotics for nineteen months and they
old man. If I get cultivate, I have no immune system right now. I'm gonna die. So I think that here over simplified, during the year over simplified, is near here saying it's ok for me to die, I'm a single while first time I ever. I never said your name. I'm staying but I was never. He implored my name, you you, you made a general actually let it was these, people are gonna die anyway. I'm not gonna die because of infection. Echo will die suddenly a lotta narcissism in this pandemic. What one item is trying to say is Nike first largest revision me there's plenty of other people are quite late: GINO
and Donald Trump Junior. I due notice when it comes to twitter. When it comes to social media. There are certain mobs that are vicious to the women vicious rude. All terrifying to some and you know. If you go when you click on their page, the only thing now the first thing, but the only thing you see is a mug symbol and an american flag as though that's mechanical opted symbol that we all can't share because we're all happy to be here so there anyway? You couldn't sort seek to that end, I dont. Would you have any want anything to say to people who think that that's the way to go about a political discourse? Well, it was our they got a lot of that stuff is don't you see that sort of the end showing up wearing Volga geared to make it look like it's actually magua people when it's not so I do believe this a lot of smoke and mirrors and made no one is around more by the people may I call you I'm stuck enforceable around again. I, like I said
social media where everyone can pretend to be something there. Not so you know, I don't know, that's real or not. I follow most of the big Margo they follow me and I have not seen any of that. Frankly, what I mean we have to make a carrier an empty of waiting, I'm not I'm, not even taking aside I'm just saying gender specifically if it lets say that Europe ninety nine point nine percent right. These are all created by leftist anarchists. If there's one guy out there who truly believes in the message and may be distorting the message and things the best way to go about, it is to attack and and terrify women. Did you have anything to say to somebody like that? Do agree? And Tom or you know what I'm talking about now, I'm talking about real every one of these situations. A white guy he's
gonna get shot the back. We are you they get shot all the time, so they cause you're too little time. They don't you don't see it. I can put floated a news doesn't reported by. Not only does it has done a report at TED. Listen to me bad there, I believe they are their more afraid of black bad. They just look at them as less than and scary, but they statue wiping out like they do black people like they do black men black. Mothers have to warn their kids before they go. That's a fact that black fathers have to have that talk that you don't have have with white kids. That's a fact That's it! That's not right! I agree: ok dad what I'm talking about! Why that's That's bullshit, I'm sorry about that. I raised and I think that Ireland ok right there
Adam and Chris Davies, Mason you're on the line here. all right. I got a new headset rare and ago ass is actually an old one out of pulled out of the box and when I used, but I guess this is gonna work, better several say: Grossmann Patterson, we sent over new ones, but we want the new or why we think that we now have new yeah. You hit knew when he said to me yeah. You said it's a new one, no one The new agreement, like the new, the new one, that of my eye owing to have said because he sent to MIKE Regatta Manila. We didn't you say you are now He was a newer. You do believe that, yes, you wanna, listened earlier conversation with her away. We can do that What I've question newer?
You said we gotTa Menuhin said good daunting it and we tested it. We then I saw about you, said you had no guide only part of this whole conversations where you're convincing yourself. You said the word Newark to me: ok, don't convince yourself, that's making it easy. Audio you'd never said newer. Numerous of weird thing: I'd go. What do you time? I mean newer. Ok, you said we have a new heads identities and is a picture of the new. I guess new headset arrogance ignore that were used. new headset, but it's I'd, say: that's newer, the patio diluting mom do they do something, he had a young young person escape syndrome. They they escape, they escape conversations. There gave out their goal. We need more tupperware. Like no we'd know it. You need to put you shit in the Tupperware Chris LOTS and you were you hit words like new orbit. You never said newer. I didn't mean that it was a new. Has I'm sick of then renew. Have I taught you not yet? As you said, we gotta go now that he's got a new headset arrayed. That's that's what she said. you can say Miller, that's all I'm saying
stop her. That's Indra broke up the syndrome, didn't say newer. Ok, you said net, can do but tat out. That's all stay down Brian, endorsing a little controversy from the tv game for what that's him that I wins the people were upset about. It does is very sad because he's a purists, and I think he feels like the sanctity of the game, ride Dawson feeling. We got some regulations that are really gonna blow you away and throw everything into question everything you thought you knew that your staff can be thrown question. I don't know, good talking about, but I went back after the game and listen to the game film and I mean all of it and I, umbrage bridge
doc too, and looked listen to my heart and I know who actually one sir, you did I'm sure you did, but there was no man he s business happening. So the way we the game ended with controversy was Gina thought she'd chimed in furs, brine swore he chimed in furs, ion winning on Anaconda, even though I was down on points I pulled it out in the end winning when you just between bright and real victory for real? But as we checked the tape, it appeared that brine. Clearly, you had spoken before marina it was shocking, which was not genus recollection. Our miss that right, it was very per now how how indeed right so here we have a tape, the organ, or do you just a little bit of audio here to refresh everyone's memory, yours resort, clean energy, energy, not there
Dan ninety seven, and why, like a horse shit, we can play the hoard play back there. Ok, so critical we heard we heard genome first, their lead Brian protest it. So we went back to the tape and we We played the tape during the news now I had edited this out of the show I listen to it. I originally stated that it was absolutely clear who one did not. in any direction, but it didn't turn out how I thought I did cheers. happened later a team each girl vacationing for the summer PETE. Blame it on Rio, I heard Ryan that want Brian clearly right there right, yeah, well, watch the video. I want you to Brian teenage girl,
occasioning for the summer, PETE blame it on Rio, it had a cat resorts I guess I'll see that the yard you just sounds a year. There was a young, did, you see Brian, say Brian propriety, and he put it in pokey put it in post. He said his name. Now we were all listening with our eyes clauses. We were into actually honest with the game. Brian cheated I'd Ryan illustrated any road either could very easily, but a hiccup vis mayors, I've been every single win. Ryan has ever gotten in the run. Tomatoes gaps pariahs at best the story. I am shiny, real guy
let's look at is minus sixteen under a magnifying glass or wild right? Brian remember when you were sixteen and you had a little thing called character, wouldn't take tips, grocery store what happened between now and then well. It did have one woman, stuff, someone who has brought to mock Brian cheated. I think the real winner, this asian words, is Dawson, rang, agile. Throughout ness I mean he is all over this thing: what's the tastes inhale. That is name on the quarterback today. For this ain't you have a guy's take some of the Haitian Hill, the guy just place, every position is just always out there. So is contributing these football player out. I think that's Dawson onto US the italian jack of all trades.
All right. Let's see sorry when we get away, we do have a winner from us comfortable moment does have informed me that it was a tax competition. They had a hard time. Judging Dave Mason was the most uncomfortable person and that most uncomfortable moment, private room Tom Arnold was totally comfortable to very strange through the winner of most uncomfortable moment is bright, and cheated. Ah, yes, ironically, Well we're heading into the home stretch of Asia wards and will do that one second, First Committee about Head space New Year new routines. If Iraq, in the thirty four percent of American
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as drinking a little the bubbling Brian. You got a shot of vermouth and that ensure how this is home made acknowledge this morning by Christie, and there is a look at it: old tub, bourbon the dose something around and brandy and here so, this is now right how words got all that in their own I lost of each she made ignore this morning this morning all made a really really could, while wow went up but what woman lucky man over the out I miss the term keeper Laden ACE, Ford entry? Why for the year. Why right later, is extra maker of egg knock We will take ourselves a quick break and then we'll come back and we have interview, Sir the air a more interviews. I guess the the
ran to the air all after this dude go with nineteen pandemic. Time is. Wards were mailed to winners in the following categories: most depressing Superbowl, Tweet, Nancy, Joe sales as a new times bestselling author and Director Jean. What is football? what our cheerleaders, how do they connect a massage any militarism and rape culture? Are we allowed? ass. These questions today when Americans enjoying their bread and cheese is dishes beer, not we want to have our throat slit fun,
John Rich for best spontaneous country performance, these man and roll back. What they think. Maybe we got a long way to go and get your mandate Reynolds get the hell out of my sound, come on best old white guy moment, who's going to the airport to steal a kind of twenty bad neighbourhoods and play about cars around here it look. I'm not saying if the car was made of solid. What what? What? What Black Panther live a condom, Mukamba started by Romania, mental they had on obtaining em if they maybe someday you're out of sight superiors, they're alive. There
was made Schwartz Dania Merwin, Arlene whenever they highlight its German for black best tv pitch and when a pity a new shall I was watching was widely and another black yeoman talk. What we eat, just listen, we're watching. There is now a blonde hair wifi sitting in between them. I want a pitcher show called zipping Whitey, lay ache and sits in between you and Marcel swore. You guys scream about black lives, matters back and forth, and he just goes. Oh yeah or He just nods and kind of shrugged and ask if you guys impose them in point and it gets up and leave, but he's not allowed to talk. Danny Trail for best moments. We couldn't think of a fake category. Four Jimmy came all has. Better live a better family This certainly found
in times richer than any my friends from the valley? Who will never do anything for anybody unless you pay them, so how is it that the guy who's given away so much has some more than the person that doesn't give away anything will, I think, that's the thing they ve got. Carmen unity is like What all on Carmen is your on karma? Is there Carlos the more you give the more you get, and I honestly believe that that's the way good Lord wants to live was supposed to help each other
most uncomfortable moment short form the I voted des Sticker, gotten into it before anyone where those anyone need those with a lot of people, just judging by social media, genuine need that that's a great and historic about the fact that takes a picture of themselves and again, I know a lot of people who here yet I mean like it. I don't particularly like myself what photograph Grandma's, nothing, here's the thing so for me now I got an answer to shit. Outstanding achievement in shooting on appoint somebody with me. A good rich man format, know how Judge loan. That now we are none of my poor friend of any college.
because I never got construction sites yeah, I worked my bought off since I was thirteen years old, they'll pay for college. My parents made sacrifices where's middle class as it gets, and I got through knowledge was zero dead. He did good point should ignore them? Well, it's good. Its is good man and resolve best man? Splaining was Jason, Jason Pierre Paul either full there, though yeah luminous rounds off it blows. Eddie still plays our global. You lost a couple digits, but I hear those hand off he blows company get it tells you get still throw a ball. not everyone place quarterback different positions.
And Chris locked him honor for most absurd, actual search history. Vietnam condom hanging from crane pants gap, Reese, Witherspoon, yelling at costs, Fobs classy lady inner com. Far at costs, Aloha Bobby and rose Soundtrack Tom Hanks rather running locking, yadda prom nineteen. Seventy three van hailing Hitler Yeah so much good stuff. Here you know things: was amazing. About aid towards is, and we have no idea what, we're gonna, hear going in and always surprise
give you ask either one of us or anyone who's, not privy to the compilation of the construction of this thing. What is gonna be? aid and most uncomfortable are best interview or whether wherever decide haven't, I couldn't venture gas, not just not like a word when the clip gets going. I often dont know where it's going and like why out? This is gonna, be interesting for those rise Rita, I'm right so now what heading into our sixth best interview, clip our sixth nominee for interview of the year to counter on that's, where I don T know What really happened around that area? Where tell me That is why it was not their yeah when we were there. Okay, so me a friend of mine in our meal, because name, because he is he's left us. He was.
he was a scumbag of a person, one of those friends that talks you into a stupid stuff so we drag me down there is an army is broadly in. This vote is poorly forty, eight back, then you know bearing desperate individual and I was young and kids, so I was alone with money the drag me down. There were headed towards us, this establishment of women, walking dead outside, except that, instead of zombies, there's women in somebody pulls out a sign like the cardboard sign with balloons on that said? Do not only- famous darkish time so I turned over to harmonise our meals all into it, inviting chicks over gave leg inviting suffer me as acknowledge army. This is this. Is all you right you don't want to, a strap let's leave army is like just give it a chance when he said that the lights went out, all the lights went out pitch. Why bitch, why whisper comes out. It was it was.
The downstairs headings. You're like in a basement so waitin for the game was there when it Dark, it is dark windows, it went dark, is dark and be a lady comes out dressed like Jessica Rabbit. She did not What does it around, but what she had the wig and address the gloves. she signals to these two individuals are standing on opposite sides of a stage that now is the time you know that a nod and yeah, there's gonna be like to address a donkey or or a periodic donkey or somethin. It was alive, grey, you're looking donkey eat like a sad, his eyes were daddy, nigh, soulless animal and look citizens start stroking the donkeys back and then she signals again to the two guys, so they grab the donkey by the legs flip over, like a party to it Ellie, yes, Jpg look off one of the issues and user foot to awaken get creative.
He became tumescent. Yes, so this thing starts come into life and she niels down and grabbed she put it in and just lean back like a like like if she was unlike us, lead right. So look at the situation looked around and you want said what nobody leave me so I grab my next cell phone at camp using all my training, Ninja government training. I slid the phone up. My chest, and the biggest camera flash ever coming out of a found. This smoke filled the room waiter comes over said, sir. You you have to leave, look at the Sultan Situated look. It was wholly happening for me. I have to leave as you have rightly so, that
kicked out of a donkey, show how he showed marrow picture. He showed me the picture that this is a true story. I I confirm that I have been a revolution street in Tijuana many times, and they have those downstairs bars that their store, France and everything up top, and then you go down the steep stairs and underneath Monday clubs, famously we hang out here. Corn was one but, here's the thing about the stories when they do they start when they start about the song they came out to end. The chick was dressed like Jessica Rabbit. Well, but didn't anything. I just a rabbit that that's how you know what happened that those are the kind of specific parties that make up a real story. Those kinds of memories, as opposed to some crazy hot shit, came out
song was plagues, it was hot manned and hopefully no one will ever hear careless whispered the same again at the gall yeah. I hate that some are. I am speaking, a white wherever no, we don't winner, yet we're moving onto TAT song the year? Yes, Dawson. And the nominees for song of the year are MIKE Dawson for a last your reporter mash up
falling in love. With your work piece of living fucking, you have that your MAX mother, fucker, I'm gonna, get an Emmy. You have that your mother fucking matches, I can't believe, I'm part then I bought my fucking. I don't even hate you. I will be ready for you're buying it get bad. You get outta here. We are now putting this on the dew tat. What great pride you mother
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for the gym trawler shop, Mangi already mash up God, my dad is nowhere near the trader me on the thirty six hundred dollar, helping masterpiece confidence so much good there. I fickle each time I heard one as I go: that's the winner and then the next one game on as I go, that one's even better, my God
I will say this with rich banks, he is right in the love boat. We'll house, like his pitch, is right there, like that, it sounded like a lot, but I dont know I'm I'm so glad I am that task with the declaring a winner workers can never do it christen. I also noticed that Jim Corolla would play really well loved boat, so expect that in one in twenty one please I am stacked. category this year, but it appears that the winner is MIKE Dawson. For the G8 are for the Gm Corolla shock. Man's Yoni mash up I want to thank Gm Corolla. I want to thank Adam Trumpet
Chuck Mangi only for giving us the studio time and lightness I'll get in there. Now. If I now have a home right now not reading one of my books around here- that's all I ask is man. That's is that you ask and Jim what book you. these days. He'll go I'll, say what book I'm not really not written needs your question, I move on with the number seven I think its last interview of the year. our seven and final nominee for interview of the year, in this because we're atomic your dad being black listed in the fifties as an actor being our war, they like some that is going on today for various reasons. The have any feelings of thoughts on that. Me the biggest concern, as is always the hypocrisy that
I dont know what human beings that looking doesn't fine hypocrisy Day much less than the last ten years of their life, the last twenty years of their like the last three years call on the most controversial verge SK. As I have already taken some shit things, I've said: look for me too and time's up more on knows is essential in Rio something we need to get more devoted to the core up. Accuracy to me was when most up- and I will say not all with some significant exceptions, most of the famous actresses. jumped onto that, and maybe with genuine concern, had said shit all about our, tax dollars going to bomb yemeni children shit all four years.
but now there was something to jump on in a pack and just people some of them destroyed this deserve to be destroyed. You you can not. You know Britain business hurting the woman in this way. Nobody does or or abusing power, but you also have no business, be you a man, woman, child black? Why, whatever in acting on a pack without looking back on your own actions in life and finding out how to balance and acknowledge those states. So what happens. Is that when we jump into a trend of attack, something that we are going to be supported, it and we know that that part of takes no courage at all Therefore there is a level of credibility, drains the core issue, is the level of lack of credibility. I should state that drains
Where is she think we know when people are genuine. We saw Doktor Blasi Ford Testify I'm telling you. I've been what you call a professional observer of human behaviour for a long time, and if that woman said one thing that wasn't true curse me dead, there was something so significantly genuine about the way she communicate the others. What that means about this judge who clearly his politics are to that said see nineteen, and what do we want to do and who are way, and I think each person has a different right. And women make up ourselves, but we ve got to acknowledge our hypocrisy it whether it the deal the same trend or something else or something it's gonna come tomorrow, need a car today you need your neighbour you need your friend, your colleagues all day and they get on twitter, yet on whatever
the other things are and can destroy anyone they look like and not for our right, half range thing: thought provoking guy. I Dawson you have the winner fur interview the year Yes, we do want to thank all of our nominees. This is a fantastic ear of the autumn, curl issue. As far as compelling interviews Brian, tranced in Kirsty Alley Ed killed own autumn, Pile Sean, ten, raw below and Andrew Yang, the winner in our view of the year anything a one be justified, Leonard Skinners, Artemus, pile the. I felt I after viewing arguments by what you know
May CS the scotch docking, but you get into routine I get up and go to work in all your job becomes your job, the businesses, the business you get you gonna routine, so here, your mind or you're. The fibre is in yourselves, are trying to make you think everything is normal and if you are in a constant nation camp, your bodies geared to make us think it's normal, like ok to Mars. Tomorrow you get out of shock yeah. You get your your bodies, pushing you into this stasis all the time you jump into water, that forty degrees, your bodies, working fever Really trying to make it normal you now and you jump into water, that's a hundred ten degrees, your bodies working hard to try to make it normal, so we d have It could normal mode. That's that's what our bodies do. That's what our minds do. That's, who we are
but it is bizarre that there's a job where you get to interview all these super interesting people, many of whom your fans of long before you know you were in I was with anything I was its civilian watching all these people and we have all these com. stations and he go to this place and you work with people. We want to work with and have laughs and exchange ideas in it in medium in and around that didn't even exist. Ass a few years ago, semi mind blowing it's mine blowing, and then it becomes easier to get back on the treadmill go who regard near when we don't have gone, but the are taking a beat. I think that's what ass it is for myself I disguising require. Maybe mushrooms like that's. Why you take a beat everyone's around me. Go Jesus Christ was talking to champagne about life for an hour. What world that come in our So now we move on to a guest of the year.
The nominees for best guest are doing. A good lot of people are surprised that there is such a wilderness. Setting in southern California After very rarely has the tram like the dead trees let's go down, that's the greatest you all around! I once do another layer check here. He all most people burn dead trees, lots of times, there's a termite colonies. Livin in dead tree about wind, sometimes you'll find a decomposing carcass near dead tree batteries, and we try to get away from now, because when you around anything it's dead, that's a reminder to you that you're, the boss you're in charge. You them loss pine tree than anything I kill or chop down it becomes it, but it becomes. My tell me friend would wake you
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some Dawson's got the winner gas through the air when twenty Eightth Award winner for guest of the year. is Adam Ray. What I'll do that so sincerely. Thank them always brings a good kid. that guy our final ran out of the year, Our final nominee for ran two of the year. drainage. I had a problem in front of old property mine. There is a big drainage problem. This big lake gathered out, but I brought it up before, but it in a while so was like the city. planned it that street damp Doin. It rained hard the sewer, backed up and made a big light. I went to the city and said: hey: can you fix this lake? They said
It's not our business, that's your property! I said fine. I can see then with a drainage engineer, to pay my twin under dollars. He came, he looked at the problem. He drew up a scheme. Add a plan of how to fix the problem. I then because I've building background took my guys at a cost of over a thousand dollars to me and implemented what this drain Experts said to do. I then did that it then worked perfectly the city, then slap me with an ordinance. That said, this is permitted work. You had no business to do it, tear it down. And I shared Europe drain. wasn't effective. This drain is effective. I have certified drainage expert, who drew me a plan Don't we wait till reigns And see how effective it is. Well, it rained pockets.
A few weeks later and it was one hundred percent effective justice the guy had planned. I heard enough from the city, and that tell about months later when I got another someone saying: tear it out or well tear it out. I then said its effective. Its on my property, I've solve the problem at my own, spans in itself the lake that had been built up in the road that everyone splashing through. That is on your that, your highway and they kept if you dont, tear it out, where fine, you and I was like what are you trying to do at this point? City are trying to solve a problem. Are you punishing me because I defied you buy fretting a fucking problem at my own expense? What kind of relationship is this I pay for contact, as I pick pick your fucking problem and I told them hate dick I'll take Fuckin sledge hammer and destroy it, and then you'll have alike is tat. The way you
a girl. Could I can give a shit you retards? This is the problem. The city has turned the government is turn were now fucking. Subject: fuck! You we don't work for you, Inspired by the way mark arrogance is got involved than were like suing people. Now we still not been able to solve this odyssey. That's gone on for three or four yours now, which was so had a drainage problem, I fixed it. That's all is the long and short of this is in the higher process. That is it and they could just sign off on it and we could get the fuck on with our lives, but they don't give a fuck and the reason we are not going to sign off on it is because, unlike in private and ass, where you have incentive like there's a profit,
now. This is a gift it you have to pick and choose shed. Their shit is well. This go on forever. When we give a fuck we're gonna hate essentially the job we're paid anyway rights, have no incentive to fix anything, and so you just go on forever and they can go them. They said there were going to come out, monitor it and have a drink. They sign off on it and they never came monitor it. It did drain and then later on. The map pocket carried out All I'm saying is this: do you want more? Do More of this that I know of fuckin broken record. Do want more of these assholes that's right, you're voting for your vote.
But more of this I don't find them to be efficient or courteous or effective. So if you'd, like more of this, keep voting that way. I would like less of this. That's me that makes me a dick. I guess that makes me a racist. I dont know how it works anymore. I would like less inefficient fucking beer rats fucking everything up. That's me, I don't know where the faith where's all the faith come in, but we need more than these guys. You're gonna send they dont handle anything. They don't solve anything they just grow. That's all! I didn't why more people don't understand it all right, so that was ran to the air or go now the winner ran to the air. This is the one category Adam Corollas, guaranteed when every year. again, our nominees work, drainage, self,
posed: covert rules, California, taxes open the schools right, wingers, debate, questions and comedy store reopening the winner of the when twenty a sword for rant of the year reopen the schools finally to bring set up in front of my daughter last. Ninety yelled at me one of them is she pretty hard laughed. You now and I said why this wiser school clubs and she said covert. Nineteen as if that's not why your school is gloves, schools closed because we have gathered Newsome is indeed without above. I didn't want to hear didn't know. Case closed did not want to hear it is closed because it covers that's all our eye, but don't worry their sunny. He Sarah YE and her Yang. Ah,
Let's see we have in our trail. Yes, sorry, oh I have. I have a spot also hamper some thanks, so we gotta get to the thanks. People done if a job this year simply safe everyone's to keep their home safe, family, say, break ins, flood fire, medical mercy, floods, that is simply save. Drain is issues twenty four seven protection long term contracts and get a free home scared, a camera when you purchased simply safe at simply saved outcome. Slash Adam aright there's a lot of people that make this show. Possible, there's Dawson and Michael Ancient Kalen and Gary and met the porcelain, punish, finally, and Amy and Chris and MIKE August and Megan. Ryan and Jan and super fan. Giovanni's, though, is on top of everyone, Dick banks, Gina and Brian
So many people love behind the scenes and an in front of the scenes african it keep it consistent So why does show the live? Shows gonna be back January. Fourth, will do our corolla classics until then I can be found and we can be found at Naples Florida off the hook. We're doing stand up analyze, part gas there January, sixteenth and seventeenth, so maybe Garriga is gonna flies out National Le Gilles Savary. Now that awesome, Dawson live five gas and Stana Burbank Pickwick Ball Jane. Where twenty third and as well as Oakwell, Homer City breakdown, comedy club February, twenty six, twenty seven, we have an hour trow MAX patter, I will say a hollow first hour. So another great year. Thank you guys. Muzzle target and abuse can do without you, hoisting hog and until now accepts and profit
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