Highlights from the history of The Adam Carolla Show:
1. Adam's goes to the aquarium (2016)
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5. Tom Hanks Rotten Tomatoes Game (2015)
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Chris Locks, Amano, executive producer of the atom parole issue and with me, as always, caroling archives, super fan, Giovanni everybody would have a day off for every the studio, but we're still work in and we got a really fully up so for it we totally do let started off with some vacation talk back and twenty
sixteen Adam did his annual trip to Monterrey. But this time he started around the semi sobering sunny to the trips and he and sunny went to the very famous Monterrey aquarium. It's a great story about a little trip of one of these kids. I'm girl show eighteen, twenty four Josh taught of buck. Cherry is the guy,
the brides, were excited that this was the opening of the show without Josh, Guida, bride and Adam talk about his trip to the aquarium and how their get a little breaching the aquariums juggler grant involve down a badge plus a review of don't think twice re for farming, and now this job get it to get at the truth for the get on man they get it. I have a tale to cities when it as it pretends to cars.
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you will have difficulty launch, as when I tell you a car story, your larger chasm than that than the picture. I shall paint for you, a tyrant momentarily first good day, Gina granting EU and Baldwin. So many cush word honour of buck chairing like picture. I liked bacteria to Josh- that's gonna, be in here from buck cherries and a couple a couple, a few, so
view things left over from the from the big road trip a weekend. Tis can get to it all one day. First,
out of you guys you're with me, but
went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium the world renowned. What Monterey Bay Aquarium, which is awesome, but if
I don't know if you're noticing, but almost every place is getting a little preachy about where your motor oil goes and about what happens to the dolphins. When you put the plastic bottles- and I get it, that's the place
not every twenty feet, because I'm starting to get bum thou about Gelimer,
I'm saying like I we're doing this new thing where everyone gets to put on the hero K. I that's made of solid faint, but it's a hero, cape and we get the work it.
Two. I actually I blame the academy because they see ever since people got away from thanking the academy in thanking your age. I am starting to delay, happy stump speech about the indigenous people, the rain, forests and or whatever it is people said. Well,
you can go ahead and preach up there than why can't I do a little Preachin over here and if you start noticing
businesses, supermarkets things like a getting or could you give? Could you you know you go to the supermarket when your check now you gotta help them kids from, but wherever you have the health indigenous out. Every line about charity Venetian well go first, got eight, it's fifty box or more to get into this aquarium like it's now. Is that a cheap? I again and then you go in there. Anyone literally here's what you're there to do sort of
yourself away from the world. They can.
Create and asphalt world
Do you now and pull yourself into the sort of tranquil undersea? It's dark, eyed, Maurice at its very dark in those aquariums than that. In the end, the beautiful crimes are lit up, but you walk the deserted dark passengers
the hallways and abuse
there, any just look at the fish in you get kind of pull the way.
Is the majority of the world, oceans, majesty quite small, and then but then you,
up and you see dolphin or sea turtle. That's six pack container plastic ring in the ring and you're right back to it like you're right back to we sought his horror of all. This is horrible than their showing pictures it around mother things that their showing motor oil going down the drain and all that and it's like
let me just say this: take that guy
two parts of our Cinema in Sun Valley and preach into your goddamn face turned blue
go to Monterrey, an aquarium to our wider use, paid fifty bucks they get in there. We,
change languages oil over the storm drain? We're not you don't see many housewives from Encina pulling the Lexus family Troxler up on the curb and leaned the one side on
streets so they can drained pull the plug on the pan, other oil, so they just go straight down into the bay. That's not
They do that at the deal like they dropped the lax us off at the tea or so the people. Your preaching to here are already well into conservation recycling.
Literally, is a picture of a thing of motor oil and its being spilled down and sewage drain, no body whose friends
if the box on one of those tickets then goes out pops
plug on their drain pan in dumps it into the bank, the monotony no materiality he had taught already here. The kids have already been indoctrinated, everyone's all part of the movement you ve chosen to go into the world's, or at least the country's premier acquiring you're, not the ones. We are not the ones it's right up there in terms of people draining their oil.
It's a sadly more of us, so cow thing, probably than many other parts of the nation, but any part where there's
or people, and it could
do something to take your oil into the habit proper.
We dispose well it's
same thing with the old sofas
Och springs and mattresses. You see across the alley, next to the freeway and all the building materials that have been demo. You take some poor mexican guy. He demos out
taco wall. You explain to him: it's gonna cost some. Seventy five boxer properly dispose of it and he just drive down the alley on a Sunday night at one I am just dump set out under the dirt. That's why and allay is covered.
With old sofas, because they don't be the county one
Come pick it up. So if you can take
you're old, sofa and put it down at the curve and the arbitrary pick it up. Then they
do it or if they dump Didn
charge you, then they would
to the dumb, but they don't so they do
I believe, Gary they charge for.
This
bringing a motor oil, but we'll have to figure it out either way if they made it. When you lifesaving, like elaborate ever they charge of feeding on your royal s, most arrived so off, it was stupid. County would put there
money where their mouth is like. If they really want to get rid of this state of California, then don't cha
urge people or make it easy or have a motor oil pick up.
Third Sunday of every month or the guy get out the truck and pick it up for you and then no one would dump it down the oil daddy
drain, but your forcing poor people.
To do things, you don't want them to do because poor people are poor and they don't have the money to spend or
are unwilling to spend the money on that by now.
People are been aquarium
There's nothing in Monterrey appears in California at least you can, unless your business, that, as a large amount, any normal citizen can dispose of it for free all on. Ah, yes,
still
now it was. It was funny because we were watching at some point. Where are we?
a like that.
Local news and ass, but still
they're not going well first off. The word is not out than evidently like cape
or people away you, you can do that. I'm sorry produces a programmer. California, pass it on to the oil manufacturers is specific to California and they'd there.
Still a fee, but is passed on to the oil manufacturer. That sounds like us, but either way this almost pan, unlike collected our ticket, the word is not, and thus it goes down the stairs.
Drain, but thats, no one who goes in the Monterrey Aquarium even cages, their old own oil. Much less! Does it in that
and or throws the bottles into the bay, or does any of that. So you you're annoying people that have already been converted page into the bank bombing us out in every MAX patented.
There were seven days
plays on what we need to do with our empty bottle was like stop a wailing,
why you never thought of that kind of when I went to meet in the wailing because, like you know I'll, put
our opponent, mothball soul, searching I want
the bathroom and stared into the mirror. That was shaped like an order, and I did some soul searching a posse love. Is I want to the aquarium?
They say a verse off my my
wailing days or behind more that now you I've lost my touch. No more wearily s area of big. Is there one human being that ever walked through that aquarium is any way associated with the wailing industry. There's no way. Ok, you tell me bigger waste of time
going into the SALT Lake City Airport and seeing a big picture of our rainest or a saying I am not medicine or
the wailing campaign that goes on at the Monterey Bay. I look,
where the average is breeding off into a giant ceiling, fan reeling awesome.
That's all it is. I know what it is. It's not. We need to stop whale. If you want to stop waving, God go to
pan and goes try to stop some wailing and get harpoon preaching to is not going to do it, but wait a minute.
Get to be a hero, and then you get to sleep at night.
Quoting thinker like Greenpeace cannot case the private talking right audience? There is no anything there's! No there's no call to action, there's, no any, that is to say that she had just stop wailing just the way we were supposed to stop hunting rhino in SALT Lake, big problems.
Again. Look you got nothing put missing, kids or how
this. I spent fifty bucks habit. Gimme me my kid just walk there and look at a and not have to think about this horrible industry called wailing did they
this. Were they have said a lot. Zoos are enough. They have this at the aquarium. Were they show the chain of predators and at the
top it says the worst predator and it's a mirror.
Daddy now Donald Trump up early making picture at the zoo God it's this! Let us pay and again don't punish. Ass were giving you money and where were we
Exploring nature which we don't need, the preaching to
way, sir walking through the economy. Remember now: oh ok, here's what I love! It gets preachy
we want to the penguin exhibit. I said
like nineteen penguins there, some other
had peeve I have when looked at the pain.
Does a flock of England. There is like an idiot
ride eighteen, nineteen penguins. Let me
this gimme the names I wish I had joined them, I'd poor Chris MAX Pad. I had to go print that go right. Tell him start taking pictures. I went name so I see
a me go, and then I see Durban
the Germans, a city and South Africa are something we gotta gotta. Look it up das in gas,
Peru now hold on Christian, having a baby and a few weeks so slow down reactor somebody's, oh now alone or whenever backup choice ring all say, be alike
not one MIKE Steve or term and in the end the bats act, one good, solid, dude, keeping our name under the one. I so here's that you're sitting
game middle name,
while this morning,
good. I tied in the entire max going. One could argue that when you're reading level name tags on there, but we its heart see
we can see outline from a distance and not see the whole name, and still no it's Alan when you don't have to do with wall this, because unless we clearly reading wall, this we're not going to know whether you think it's Walter. Something like that I took on there.
Through Geyser Messina Malone, Bow old anyway, that that's see coy sick. I I I can't print out some. The point is: what country are we end
I said to Chris, I said to him that I said you get all those names cause. I know these are more check and off into the wind everybody. We can really get a member who or yeah me ass jack off into the wind royalties. Quite right, there's all that- and I said I said Chris.
Online. Finally, all their names and just find me one dude:
What other countries would do that
What are you name me? A country that would have nineteen animals and not give one a name of any one that was traditional for that country. I can think of one.
Why do we hate ourselves? What are their wider? These people hate them and us so much it's it's all power
the bigger picture to me. So I said to Christmas
too bad. I should go online. Find me all the name of her eyes had take pictures urban. He had a one off
vacation pictures of there are wearing these all armbands with their names. I severe sneak around get around. Take all the pictures took all the pictures and then I said I
and they said, while others like fifteen sixteen, but he said
Ah
are three
Our regular oldname fundamentalist, like normal ash, normal, yes, normal, said tat. Theres Elizabeth II are high.
Then there's, I guess Velma was that the name that's because I've heard of uncle that otherwise they do. He said and there's ray- and I said
o re, well that
got me. What are you, why perfect so perfect, so perfect dares to pay for this desert
that aquarium White dunes.
Who built their Kwairyo when our guys yoke old eyes they re putting,
doomsday MIKE, still gets mad Schwartz dean yeah,
those guys, we're clarity. I guarantee there were twenty eight guy's name MIKE involved with building just that's just the concrete part
today's, but no amigos and no sooner hydrocarbons, and no maybe there was a lesbian name. Elizabeth, I don't know say be nobody. Nobody who felt that aquariums name is reflected in these penguins Serbia. Heavy on J owes. You guys are second me, you really do. Who do you think built the aquarium about
but your guy's name a dot Durban. What good vibes
Don't we did. We just got together and had a good five session,
complained about wailing and recycling of that's how the cement got poured in many millions of miles a rebar humming.
The cement all buncher, dude, nay, my can Dave. What why why assess why? Why do we pretend like
this wasn't done by these toots those guys,
afford to go into the aquarium and want you guys
have your day
the chain with blood
nobody and that nineteen names was reflected
in the person that just
the, how about just the habitat for the penguins was anyone named that doesn't make sense?
thus we have all while there are building at what must it be like to be one of these people awesome.
You get to just be in love with yourself, but you never have to tie off any rebar, but that's the thing that
the kind of person that you're sometimes is too little twinge of jealousy right because they're so unaware so woefully unaware.
Is it still may have hand at some point
you know we do commercials yeah. You know we wanted just have six white guys in a car talkin about Iraq, thou difficult. They are having to pay too much. We
Throw a black eye and ok, how do I get it? This is the White guy version of that right. We can't name all of these things, tumble we have they put in one name of one dude who we went to high school with. Otherwise it seems weird yes,
There's a corner of South America is not represented here in these names so lets you gonna go with three chip names that we ve all heard of. We gotta talk in one one. Do tat now now carry them
spare your poison the right here
What's going on like as a coincidence here, will you in you also turn around like? If this aquarium wasn't South America, would they be naming the hairs there? There is the the average or exotic names yes aren't
So that's that
so how's your vacation, relaxing
enjoy your exceedingly difficult. I hate that notice. The right kind of nature is this is this is why this is my problem right there, a lot.
We gotta find out what penguin names are around the world. That's going to hang up. I was
that the pandas in a lingering and sing, saying or whatever, but at least there like from their yeah thought, but out my feet higher Steve them a bit. Larry it is, and this they stipulate that that's what we do, which cannot frictional limb
tell him as long as we're lease and will be doing the name of a man who die away and
if you're, given that the pandas for free right bow means name them if you're just
for paying form Boca like we want to call your car Eleanor right, you're, leasing, pan the dealers not going to tell you now you are going to turn up to three years right, yeah, that's going to tell you what to name the car you're paying for it
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Mood department, I the.
All the posters are driving me not there to strive in their drive me nuts and again it
this deal words like it's a sort of I
like us beating up on ourselves as a country? I just feel we never stop with that and in its now you can't escape it and I just feel like
I swear to God. When all you guys kind of go like
come on. Who cares like a stupid, penguin thing,
fifty years ago, those penguins would have had names that work
ass if their names at all, they have their names it all. We probably eating the pagan burger right tale of two cars
I had my mom come over
In the same week
we're on vacation, savvy
so not interact with their spirit
come on ass. She now she came over before I do. I laughed at for Latin and
she got herself. A new car
new to her or new to have two thousand and thirteen. I said mom yeah, but
time your hundred seventy five you will get to the date were. Actually it's been awhile. I used to be twenty five years. I've now she's moved around three years.
Had this fantastic conversation, we
happened at last car. The Volvo
that was twenty two years, all first
have a version of this conversation with many people, my life, but this one is funny. My mom drives the Volvo cause. It's the safest car out there, but not for
nineteen eighty eight compared to now right at the time? Yes, you,
You have an airbag, that's made of cats, bladder it it's not
safe as a brand new Ford, vs them
was the safe as but now modern technology in ITALY have Crumple zones lonely since car to be safer, brother them and about my cell right up there in the my mom sold the house. I grew up in and she lived in for fifty years and it was promptly bull those had they been
a new one like force Gump, although
happened to me was worse inside that house
Here is another good one. My mom and step dad sold the car.
That they have been driving around in for the last eight months call ten years.
Why would anyone like to gas what price.
These senior adults who
live in southern California and do a fair bit of driving and who are not destitute by
stretch of the imagination, their low, tight fisted. But it's not the Reno might step
had worked at Lockheed for thirty years and retired for not a whore they're, not poor,
much. They got for the Volvo Wag whenever, like that, just write down and answer: is it not a carmack situation? This is a third party, private parting cell
It was sold it to an independent. I was not sold to a.
A citizen, a private person, but it was so ok, ok, twenty two year old lover
I'm approximating, but did car that was
driven for the light.
Ten years by my stepfather and Emma
I'm guess. Five hundred bucks
five, so that it does not many eighty eight of vehicles on the road to someone needed for the specific parts, I'm very generous. I said to grant oh two hundred,
I'm saying it because I thought Garrett's here when I blabbed it out on areas one thousand dollars. Ok, too,
in thirty five dollars. Could you bargaining hotly specific? Could you imagine having
car that you drove around for the last decade as a person remain on us as a person of means and what it was worth when you're done was two hundred and thirty five dollars and then, as I always yell at Olga, who
pay to listen to me, imagine
people raising you like
and when you didn't have a choice you know me like I can buy whatever car one, but
when your nine and those ones are the gatekeeper between you and the go card. Are you going to not sparing farm? Are you getting the baseball mad or the tickets to the
and though the kind of their entry- that is your those other guys you're a deciding whether the money is coming out of the wall. It when you hear the ice cream truck or being-
down into the crack of the ass,
matching those two in charge of view having no money. How
when you eaten out
Rarely never. I was like
gotta be kidding maids. So, what's the other car invested in the scenario this tale to cars right out or their method
half maybe be thrown. Ok
Now
the wear it
where it goes from here,
and then this is the other job ass little
You know the you know the part or p
oh give little sort of indicators is too like who they are show how they are and how they think and, as I always say, just get me,
snapshot, I don't need to go. Look the full dossier, I
Gimme a little gimme a couple, a moves and are all out again I'll, get who that beyond all doubt
King Stamp, the guided bath. That's a key is that's her. I don't need to go awry
Those are just a thirty year. There is turn the page and see what else we got here
Pegre hair killed somebody here. So
The little little inside
don't need to know that much more
My mom, who I can't believe, is take,
this to the grave, but for the first time ever omnipresent wanted to talk sort of politics
and I ve never had a conversation really other than my mom's, very hippy dippy in very big. This is everything, and in other like court in others,
corporations own everything. I am ever actually one time saying door like well, you know you guys! You make a lot of money. You gotta pay a lot in taxes on she said: rich people who pay
access to that end. I should, of course, take access. If you want, I didn't think they pay
that is actually lit, literally lives in a world where people who make over
two hundred fifty thousand dollars. You just don't have to pay taxes, that's her work and I think it can be
world for her, because she lives in a free house, gets free stuff and doesn't want to think about ripe, guys
me cutting checks for parks. I never use, but
she.
There will be no did or big Corporation big Corporation, destroying the big corporate in running. I said dwell on the governments of big corporation to severe. You know, I'm not of an item. I dont think
Corporations are inherently evil, they employ a lot of people and
times do a lot of good, but also their all go in own she's, more. The mindset of stay here do the right thing: don't ships stuff out and I said Well- the Governor
the Big Corporation and they do the same stuff figured greedy. They do the same stuff and she said you have the big
operations run the government- and I said well if the big corporations ran the government wire,
or persons leaving Californian going to taxes. Why, when they just change whenever tax codes and regulations of whatever there weren't Californian stay on,
Nissan once the moved, the Tennessee or wherever they go to, and I don't think all these other.
Companies want to just pack up and moved by all the aerospace companies and all these places, but they all moved.
And if they could just dictate the legislator, what what? What
what's going on and they do it then they stay, but they can't so they move. But if,
have fun conversation. She made a real nice to a gunfight with God. Thank God. I was in a swimming pool
the beer thou shirt, odd and but is
point she said, but what about big oil I mean come on
Big oil come on now poisoned
the kids, poison, the air poison, the environment, poison,
the children, all cancers are all by big oil,
I should warn luck.
It's one of these things where its insanely naive, just to put big in front of something and say it's wrong is caused a lot of problems. You know
x on vow these Bob Bob LAW. But it's also got us from where we weren't your first world nation. We had a power all this stuff, all this stuff that you like all
that running all the while the power that it generates and all the progress in just the ability, like you, wanna, you're Volvo and ran for twenty five right like I'm, I'm not going to sit here and argue with you that there has been.
No pollution and no whatever caused by big oil, but let's not for
about all the progress we have made
you know it is one of the things to words like easy to tell the Third World nations that are developing hey easy on the fossil feels like sorry,
we don't have clean water? We don't have air conditioning, we don't have power, we can't run
satellite? Are we can't run up computer anything like good luck, telling them and Eliza
they have caused good and she's like aka, but the big, but the big
EL poisoning, the catch is crippling poisoning the kids like like that, have a teaspoon of crude every night. When I went to bed you now and
also always always have this thing with everybody in her especially
Sweetheart you're. Eighty three years old you ve been living in this toxic environment for eighty three years, strong now national. How much poisoning is really going on taking your your mom, eight read me live right in the middle and north. How indicted ninety four like? What how much of this is going on at anyway?
so we cannot, but it's not big business. It's just you know just cause. You put big in front of it in our
banning cherries is big enough doesn't mean going to add in all their summer good, some bad somewhere in between there. Just there really
make money in its dont give my personality, because
they're going to disappoint you and
we talk for. The wound is really about the oil, the poisoning of the kids and sent the other, and then we moved on to some of our.
Friends and neighbors kids were incarcerated, happier, notes things like that and
every time to leave a as their only very easy we can comprehend, as is their leaving? I said the squire
can amount to their new Mercedes stay, who, I said
by the bye ever think about plug in electric.
Hybrid something learner, something's up your Ali, something like man, she said.
The number one factor for me when buying cars safety in this room is the safest, and I thought that is perfect on you, because you just pre
To me about oil killing the kids for fifteen minutes, but when it came to
for you to make your delegation to do your part.
You are right to
biofuels fuels because it made you a little safer. I thought.
That's her in a nutshell, but also is a party that pauses after giving the lecture. This is all I'm saying this is what this is
What's going on, this is
her cause of it? But what I'm saying is
you just lectured me for twenty minutes on big oil and now we're walking out you're Autobahn burner and that thing gets seventeen miles to the Catalan and their plight?
of choices for plugging in plenty of choices for everything, but it's not safe for you
there's, not an ounce of irony. Now,
and or you know we were looking at the press. We decided not didn't, write or deal right to it. Does this safe scar? That's when we went on it and I thought that's perfect and it
also, it's perfect for your ilk, Co. Uk.
Sit and complain about everything and then
I can t Mercedes. I wish, I think better word for it, but I human beings are
stink, Tivoli selfish, alarming selfish. Like meanwhile, me, like you, think of yourself, first as an instinct and rather than the planet manner, and yet we ain't that Europe Self Preservation and you want to safety was obviously very important more than her conscious choice to recycle or do we never got those other things? Well, look at this
My point nobody's hip ear or dip ear than my mom, but when it
It's time to cash, the Czech or have cut
Jack or to squeeze trigger. It's all hurt, so the only way you're going to get people to recycle the oil or the bottles or that whatever is to give them attentive Cosette.
At the end of the day,
poor, illegal MAC scanners.
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I did not take him to the snow on Saturday, but I did take an Italian to the snow on sound alone, along with her friend, to go tubing
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Natalia, did something that you know how I just sort of study patterns and the way people are, and I know who they are and why
she study on everyone's wildly consistent them, then they dont deviate and then, if there is a deviation, it's a misunderstanding. So I shall die. So
Natalia, who went to Chicago for four or five days over the Christmas right did not experience any snuff,
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painted a barrier self enter, make that right now I tried so she came back and she was upset that there's no snow and then so she made the proclamation and we need to go find some snow, so I said,
I'll take you and sunny for the day we'll go out,
some snow worker tubing will go to one of those place ass. The promise of southern California stay in the morning and the outcome of the meeting in finance. It's crazy. It's about well, there's theirs,
I think on a Saturday night dates about eighty ninety minutes away in Europe. The snow snow, not given credit.
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go down to the beach. Why?
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the snow, especially evergreen, trees, evring covered from frost from the night before you look up when the sun brings Darrow Farringtons, it's amazing, it says, is from from a complete just just visually aesthetically. Once you get up in those hills and they knew
down enough where you can see the should a desert, there's no snow and ice now, and this is very, majestic majestic. So I tell ya
so the funny misunderstanding was in it's one of the things where people can settle there:
fusion pretty easily, but damn I'll tell to anyone
I said I will take you and your friend Lauren up to the snow, and I will do it this week and this is in a Monday, Tuesday and then not
in point all guy
in and says what about sunny and, while turns out Sonny's got up kids birthday party to go to never in the annals of history. Where were
it's being devastated by other events that were every bit as fun. We didn't have that as an option like we couldn't be. Ok, I can't go to that
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then says? Well what are put it after the next weekend,
and then sunny could go. Then I should
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that's the guy. I could do that and I said railway and she said TAT will go this weekend. I knew her back. We are
rightly or wrongly, everybody's back, so that at least we're back- and I got that so I said I m no rights. I take the kids I'll. Take the girls out the tubing so
the by basically a tubing live paths and its
crazy. They have this conveyor belt that lift them up from the bottom of the tubing run back to the time. It's a weird thing because seeing
nine year old, standing on a conveyor belt going through the snow like it so or well in and also cheese. I wonder why we have a problem with a peace. It is here this is going out and playing in the snow, except for your writing. The magic carpet conveyor belt back. I am it's only about a proudly about seventy,
feed spread out over about a hundred yards, are eighty yards, but
totally hike Obama, but now you stand on a conveyor belt. You drag your
to be thrown into MAX, get when you get to the top, and then you get a fresh tube when you're right
to get back in your flume again, but there were
this thing- and I don't know you guys are like me- are you
spiriting this, but I
this obsession with the way too much interaction, discussion and information once the verdict has been rent
rendered so like I
years ago, when I was at the Burbank Airport and you got the app
go ahead and turn around for me, and you start your
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certain point,
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I want to be guided by myself. Eight tubing pass a girl, you ruined me. Well, you find out
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just beer and wine, and I said ok and she paused, and she said because of the kids
yeah, ok, no hard lacquer on the mountain because of their
because the kids and I e I hear you like- I got a scotch I'd, be I'd, be
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fiberglass stool, with the smell of minute, your boxes of time, the baron and get stuff done, you'll, never
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I go up there I bring.
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at high risk youngsters from developing dangerous food allergies. The new guidelines from the National Institute of Health Mark a shift in dietary advice based on a landmark research. The found early exposure dramatically lowers of babies, chances of becoming allergic. The recommendation spells out exactly how to introduce infants to peanuts based food and when for some as early as forty six months of age, depending on whether their high moderate or low risk of developing one of the food allergies, with notion that we have guidelines for introducing kids to peanut butter, which is the same thing and, of course,
I always knew the answer, because I knew we can't physiologically change that much now, but did you
before January? Fifty thousand seventeen thousand this article two reckoning
all I know is
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people are the keeper of the pussy spear. They led the parade of pulses, who then file it behind them, while they're going down some sort of fuckin retard Avenue with their kick in their lifetime, pat pounding on their base drums, and I'm always the guy standing on the curb going. I'm not gonna get in line by these fucking areas and areas I haven't. You heard like. I know what I know another idea, but this Parsons Barber and then somebody internal arguing with the Kyoto. The two euro due to actually has a penal allergy. Because of this, it's hard argue tat, yes, and if it be hard to argue with
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your president is going to resolve. The president of a neighbouring countries are my window over the other countries. It's a weird thing I feel like we don't,
like a guy in a wheelchair or guy, goes a buck, forty wet, like Obama, but
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actors are lower to the ground. I have huge teeth, were speaking of being high to the ground and with vague teeth. What
think about these whirlwind romance with
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dad he studied nor guy at the hotel and they had to seal off all the room, because all the day was bang, I mean
we could put on hold to be you gotta, be pretty good and bad men. I'm a tiger
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him yeah. No, I ve heard about him, but is it all balls or Davy?
let me say this very quickly when
somebody sleeps with you in your famous and then they come out and have a press.
Conference about how they fuck you? If you
girl number two or three who
however, it is who's going first furs
were they mention about the size year. Hunker everyone's gonna get on the same hunker page. Otherwise,
we're gonna, shoot holes in your hocker story. So if you go, I saw
but Tiger Woods and he's pretty well, you know you go on Howard Stern, explain how well endowed he is you
be girl number two and go not so much because now your story seems will spur sayin. You vagina seen huge seems mammoth. So
you just hope the earth for us in that gets out of the gate.
Says you have a big hocker, because then everyone has to follow along
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even be Woodlands Yvonne after this.
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and put it that way brought the method of Paul
to be? U N Moselle yeah yeah yeah. I never really thought about her, but now
I'd, be intimidated following tiger and I'll take it.
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Richard Sharm from the Sea, Hoxton Crabtree, who.
Where were they made me? Why
where is very sad dead, dead,
what he was saying after the game too,
reporter. Erin Andrews was our line. Brow are you thought
with J P. I dont know
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excited after the game
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these and corner backs, and when National Football league I know, but who gives a fuck
we pay these guys. We can watch them, do their thing, whether what whether its
fucking, a guy out or stripping a ball whatever it is. These guys are asked
who gives a fuck with their attitudes like and by the way they are supposed to have those kinds of attitudes. That's part of the gig. Alright, let's
the modern day, gladiators
their modern day? Gladiators. That's right out
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somebody from recording their voice and then putting it up on the internet. My god, I
Youtube skull enact. I dont know where this ends. So very well, as you loved says, a slippery slope. It is fragile.
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fight them with lawyers that call
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with a handful of hot glass or just fischbach. That's basically what it is. How do you want it? I take justly
basic fifth fucking? What are you? I did my fist in glue
broken glass. I want you to dip in Jergens infused with cocaine that I could go for, and we can do that.
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two thousand dollars just
going over where the fuck and value ass you
realising these mother fuckin lawyers, whether this kind of shit or any kind of legal shed or divorce or whatever it's all there. I'll just end up at the same Fuckin golf club laughing there,
ass his off. You know, I hate it when you pay that money and you never really see the guy until like actual court,
and it's like, if you pay this much when I want to see you every fuck it
Don't send me your damn him, don't say here,
we endorse the idea. I don't know what you're custody thing right, yeah and it was like- I never saw. The Lord is like
before we went to the court releasing our eye. So where are we only mother fucker her? Where are we when you're supposed to know this shit?
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five hundred and at a certain point
your fifty grand into the roof job any go
there's no ladders, there's no flatbed
ox, there's no roofing matera than nothing's nothing's happened and the guy goes. You have it
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but there's nothing. We don't have anything about away. If you stay
today
you never get a rope, and-
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we're about a hundred and fifty grand in you mayor
first of May or may not get a roof. Let's never
but I've never gonna promise you a new roof. You may not yet arrived,
the greatest profession in the Fuckin Warner Dry, agrees about vets yeah
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five hundred by rail
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could ever give yourself in terms of employment, which is
you fifty grand and you got no roof, but we ve been
about work, he purveyors grass maybe get a new roof, so
we're going to figure out a way to do a little crowd, funding and see. If we can fight these guys, often, hopefully, will get a lot of other podcast her to join us because road, ten bucks for yeah. I can't
gin them not going after everybody they first of their not doing
because they had a legitimate technological and
and Chin and were ripped off they buy these patents
and then they go cash them in any way they can learn
business of taking money from
other businesses here. So it's not like they would
meet us and then go. I call your jets, everybody. We got Corrales money now
just hang legitimate, but just let us keep it quiet. This is
let's just hang tight for a couple years now. If they beat us they're going to
for every one who does podcast immediately and I dont know what chance they're gonna have. If we fall, the exam
So what will rally? The troops will keep your posted Jim
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they made the mistake of putting us up in their condo. They have like
I can tell you gotta do the show Thursday in the two shows ride in the two year put up in a nice and kind, and I gotta GM down there and higher ceilings there. He stole all toilet paper from heels room
you know when I went to the Christmas Party MIKE fill this
It's out would like treats
like a fuckin routing the right cookie public? Really. Do you want to know what I was getting? It was the beginning of the parting. It wasn't like towards the end where ones lean to grab it before it is like you, you saw abuse onto us without any right by the internet and he was standing by the deserts
You know how you just kind of I MIKE and I'm looking at MIKE
One dessert and then click just like the other in the pocket. Here,
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from Seattle, Jonah,
and assigning and doing like as corporate thing.
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it was DR and I said that place- dicks
goes down there, that's as famous they make great burgers.
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hunger and then about forty minutes later in line and a guy handed MIKE a card that he made with a sharply the talk about a place, it had great pulled pork, sandwiches and my
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like you even hot mission impossible. They are. We just high play, we just eaten and he was calling, and so ninety minutes later we were parked out front of this pulled port place. Now,
I was I got up at five:
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literally someone just said hearsay place that has
border are he's, ordered the pulled pork while he is eating the Vicksburg he's he's, probably just wiping his mouth from a thousand Ireland from the experimental see knocking, wait, that's allows you to say:
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he's after having free winds here.
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now makes you wonder she gonna go ten years and arrival are entirely revised and timely possible. It's a shame I mean just so. Every thy category so stack like every show is really genuinely really good.
It's crazy, that they do so many every do daily shows, but they just submit one episode, which are we sort of forget about which ways and fair mischief for all the categories they always have to submit one like thus directing you, no one, really it's sort of general.
Entire season when it should be. There was always a dilemma for us. What showed it we submit, because there's no one shall representative of the entire year. How was he I mean? Obviously you can pick what you think is your strongest and put your best foot
forward, but it's really the fact that your churning out there
kind of comedy on it
Hereupon daily basis, that's the tall or
You know, that's the part.
Make saturnine nightlife tough. Is that you're doing sketch comedy everything awake bright verses when you go to groundlings, you put a show together every six months or second city, or something like that. You work these you working
catches. In U fine moments in you sort of treatment
Jim Rummy hand you toss out the stuff, you don't need you keep the stuff, that's working and after about sex,
months ceasing to really start to take shape, but if you just did it once threw it out, didn't once throw it out again sort of like having
act with the same drunk person.
Just once and then moving on to another drunk parson, how good
it ever really. How would your chemistry in your flow, I mean you, be awesome, every an awesome. So am I not as a horrible thing, how do you have any offer new drunk check every single week it now by the
You're too young,
Morgan. I just for booted inner point: is this
just would never be as good as you would be. If you had a couple, a wraps like nuke quarterback with a new receiving core something like that's what I mean
Actually it's an ongoing thing. It was like it it's an assembly line, but the quality. The shows a tribute to the quality of the process of making the show and that really evolved over time and John was instrumental in turn shaping the day so that you know it's at this point to very well I'll machine
Oliver stepped in for the summer that demonstrate the show is still fantastic? The different house because of the
machinery of the show that John is really help shape pine the scene for less over a decade
This part is starting a show and its apart, that's mode
scrutinised and the part it's the part where it's like you're setting up by a factory
and you got your loading guy in your shipping in your receiving in your conveyor belt, but I was trying to trying to kind of figure out. Where do we put the palate Jack's? Where do we put the merchandise? Where do we put the?
verbally. Where should the Eu Ps truck pull up and its takes it
two years to get everything lined up by its during that
month when all the network, constant assholes, are standing around just tap
Toto their arms folded. Going. What's going on my packaged in her you're like it's the last thing you need,
really what you need that boys ever just clear out. Let you get your factory,
been running. I could speak that you that right now, I'm starting a new show to launch into my that a new network of fusion- and I can't discuss it too.
But I can tell you that literally today I spent half an hour pondering the board. When you put the index cards of material and saying, I think I want a tape lying there and it tape line there and will divide
those like just thinking about how we wanted the board to look like you know
so important, psychologically, yet soap superficially stupid that no open
nobody understands that
season for season ten. When you have all your bed, it becomes about filling out the boy
but you're feeling it out with stuff that you know or that you ve done yeah it's like a morning. Radio show you have your blah blah blah blogs and your PA
the word the great great
I will let you know the coroner's ended as bed:
right. What you submit rewards ready to start the first week, it's like where they want to do
So you guys work just got back from the Amis right. Well, we didn't take his forties. Now. How do I gotta go? How did feel? How was it backstage will survive?
What's going on other, he was really funny it's. I would you not just hang out with other common writers and shooting the shit is as we all want to do is. As you know, I, like I love that Adam knows. Well, you fuck, you did him he's last year rate with
gimme, the I didn't do anything I just I just sat in the riders tent or whatever, there's a sort of a little,
The hang do a team in a box and you have a monitor and you just stand there and see how the bits when
and then you try to write little in between jokes, but they never use em antsy animal
doing nothing. I didn't wants that.
That's how I knew Declercq was losing it
It is, I was standing in that same little, do routine tent good name praise rebound,
and I want you to stay there, watching the monitors ride off stage. You gotta be close to stage possible because that's kind of where
talent or the personas Jose show that's that's where they stay job so to speak. They wait there. Then they go back on. You can also that sir, do that and I
standing there in the tent and
between ten Jimmy
hosting the item
or can music awards. One on us and Dick this through the Turk detained
Curtains, opening look at me and he said Jimmy get out there I was wearing like a flip. Flops is like got thereby viewing.
That's when I knew. Maybe maybe the man had lost losses. Fastball at that point is and have now the air
That's right during a wonderful job, hosting a heaven and he'll be he'll, be missed by immediate family. All right,
David also David, while so yeah. I thought the idea
for good. I have my question a little bed this, for, if I could critique it, a little bit
No one else has what I was saying and I dont I haven't read: any reviews haven't heard anything about
I want by thirty five percent up. That's the
Furthermore, the ratings huge huge ratings biggest success since nineteen
two thousand two thousand and five or two up thirty five percent from last year is shit
good for you, but you know Jimmy you thinkin about Jimmy. I thought
opening we're going to be some big splashing number and
kind of what I was looking forward to. I didn't get that I thought the beginning was funny, but I want to die Billy Crystal on a horse
The oatmeal deliberately decided not to do that because he had done that at the Tony'S this year, which are not nearly as well washes. The m is obviously, but he did this incredible, huge, spectacular, open
number and he had decided that, like he thought we too predictable to do that at the top of the shell to predictable, also to maybe redundant so he went to take in a different direction. Now have he's like
I want to give them what they want twice. Well,
in the middle of the show we are on a brilliant, sound tat was a fine, it's the middle of the atom
and I agree I also just because it's the way I'm wired is, I secretly just think he's being lighting all right now,
we were told. I you know God well, and your brought him in personally, as is that true David DJ. Should I say yes, Lord God
the universe, scrutiny, it could have got sorry about the liveliest thing, but I'm back
the river beyond my might as well. Well, maybe-
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is minus mirth. But I appreciate you swing by the studio goods year: Jesus Christ or guys millions of years already really nice always pleasure. First, a long time. First time
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the sea that fuckin cake, alot again general after whip up just a gale force, Windsor put that baby. That's when the omnipotence really comes man, you know it's. I think it's good promotion opportunity for you that I believe God just had some angry it for the first time. Oh really, yes.
Where do you think? I think I created man but Adam Corolla created men rear
the Andrea yeah,
I have always call the nectar of the God, not gods, just that,
God the one got you you who I had my Adam. I see everything I know that's bullshit while well.
To use a language again,
right right right right. It's bad! Do! Uk! Almost like Frank Sinatra.
I don't have that big any go, but I'm here I'm right what
going on in the Middle EAST, crazy he's crazy, I'm crazy stuff! Now I know I know what do you do when you think? Should we go issue? We fire up the drones. You know how I could do it again Adam I wouldn't have a Middle EAST. I have a Europe and be in Asia, Africa and then some sort of big vortex
yeah? Why that we're dog run in the middle there? I don't, I dont, know yeah yeah, I know that's. I mean obviously hindsight gods
twenty two I walk around the Middle EAST and you walk around the sand. You see why everybody wants it. It's just so beautiful tat,
and little dunes and end lovely heat.
Right place to be known. I I agree. It's it's it's it's! It's really like me, the world's worst golf course, if you think about it, but the so the drones,
in a weird way that's a little hellfire from.
The remainder do you feel like
in a way there's your kind of been ripped off by those predator drowns, having that's kind of your job to have around up top and take care of the evil. The real work is Adam Saddam and the more you recall the fire
brimstone out of nowhere raining down from the sky. I think it's a copyright infringement. I glad you will
I feel like yes, very similar. What am I going to do? I'm I'm just one God, I fear
feel like all the good attorneys are, and how
There has never gonna get any kind of representation and why, as I have only all good attorneys and also my chosen people, so right, yeah
so a Middle EAST. What should we do? Should we get in there and in the Marines in and let you short amount
I never really thought about that without giving too much away. I would just say let it right for another, eight months, two weeks three days, twenty two hours and twelve minutes and then
Then all we were the only means,
big gonna get no spoilers. Some oval interesting
Oh, oh, oh couple, questions.
Why do you have one love that fucking movie drive so much? I think such a piece of shit again. I know I know when I use variety in front a year. I obviously have ambitions but remember
wrangles rang ghastly, yes, career, move the right, love, Ryan, Bagua, he's one of by forty four forty minutes at him, fumbling around with a toothpick and not saying anything and shouting.
And but lower on the subject:
you want to remain the getaway, which I know you're a big fan cars,
What what a horrendous piece of excrement, Yathrib
now I concur. I'm just saying you know you know. The thing was sitting about ninety ninety five with the top critics overrun domain as it just again, it seems like
work. Drive was the idea that was my reaction. Was I don't know if it's come down earthborn upon little bed? What some of you are the big questions like John you're, no thence about a big question, yet another drives ready, big but yeah John Merrick douche bag, or not that these are some of the first questions I've gotta get into with you. Now, I'm glad you into the big stuff runway John Mayer, douche bag or not.
Long answer, no person
can be reduced to one label. I'd made all human beings to be very complex creatures that had been layers of in depth, interdependent traits.
Short answer. Yes, good, I knew it. I knew it yeah, that's the way,
that's the way. I always felt. What are you waiting about? You know you have you have Katy Perry. You have every trick in the world is still running these songs about how miserable your life is growth.
Yea I now I agree, but but listen God. I don't know. I didn't come here to argue with you, but but why do you want to say that
God may need a little love freshening up on its main great yeah, again loving, loving them Andrea Bank. Can I just I know you're here to promote me, but I just had to do was out and tell you. This is an excellent excellent law.
Gotta again, I don't feel, like maybe other than like. I don't know, look Lebron James, I feel like. I could get a better endorsement for this product and again nothing. Nothing gets you, but he's a guy's universal
Lovey aid is or is able to speak with you, you're not remain neutral. Can you dollar under water into Manchuria would be awesome. You know what kind. Of course you could save me if you can do TAT
half martyrdom angrier, yet again by junior. I don't I don't do that kind of stuff. I I
prefer working in mysterious ways and that only even when I bother to work is often these days
what are you have? What is your schedule?
What do I get round? Nine nine thirty usually trotted taken, I eighteen,
I love God taken up golf lately and when my favorite things in the world is just when you're on the course and just
a lot of bad charging, a lot of bad moment on the golf course fooling around the course and you just you
that perfect lightning bolt down to strike the golfer ahead of kill him. One moment the air and the whole thing
while you knowledge it at one moment, you forget about all the bad stuff. The Bagshot just remember the smell
The burning flesh, the man I just wonderful, do you ever have a situation where you're like out there with Abe, Lincoln and Anne Frank, or not. Many like that. I was looking at your maiden of assumptions about
Lincoln, oh wow. No really!
frank, then I'm just saying you're wrong. I'm just say: I'm making a joint presume to know. What's going to happen, you I know dog, understood understood, but
I'm just saying you're, let's say you're just out there were somebody as ever.
Situation where you guys get back into the cart. I don't have it in fact you
car to get around me play golf and haven't, but you get back
hard in your mark and down a five and enabling sobering us five. I said that you were first Elvis with the three pot and took it
three to get onto the green is any whenever
question you that wasn't able to seize him he's. He is very honest about that time
I do get question sometimes, and I I laugh
the first time and in the second time in the third time you know I have to have she said to him.
Temporarily. Oh yeah cause- I don't know about that,
can I mean when it? What I'm saying is is key,
Can you change your mind?
it is this same Peters, Gates wing. Otherwise I don't do that.
Actual way right now, it's like Alzheimer Saint Peter Earnest right proclivities.
Finally, I think it is a great isn't, the best doorman you could possibly just really good. I make sure chicken
generously yeah. Now, I'm just saying: can you I never?
he thought about this, but can you get in Heaven like they say? I got a guy luckier twelve year old kid, your riding around on your swaying, you get clipped by gardening truck or something
you're, going to Heaven
wouldn't go to hell at that point. You ve not done in IRAN. Now you go,
up to Heaven, puberty kicks in
turns out you're, not no shit. You run around. You know
smash mailboxes with a baseball bat, getting into trouble, keeping right gods, house or something like that and then hit the hatchet and other points that are not the only rule we haven't. Heaven is no rough house,
now, really only when we had rule, because I want some leeway to make subjective decision
so our lot of taken outside
although substitute help for outside
They take it and how you get a sense of what's going right around the horseplay too
about way, I got to say I was driving around and I passed the house in my neighborhood that had been t.
And my wife like today- NICE
and my wife and I well, I said the other.
That is a sad and that's gonna cool and she said why, as it is quite
ya, like now, everyone is: is it up
everyone is just like. I don't swearing, feces on front doors or their taking videos of people to work.
Throwing them up in writing horrible things about him. The tea being friends seems very back to the future. To my lonely, harmless. This is good too
because, as a solid to you, I was going to smart them and send to Hell. No doubt my whole, if you forget you're cool with them than than eldest I'll, get a letter of the boys and am you're far too humble to make noted this. But when I met God with David at the enemies discarded,
workers, because he's thanked so often when it is at its height.
Because they don't like me in Hollywood and they really don't
me, oh, never thought about the how hard it's hard and we think that half the people being. You know my people,
I would be able to get into these things, but it's not easy and I ran away you propagate thank the most, the BT or dry. I do granite Grammy's remoter, Emily get alot of facts. People give me shouts, and, and I I was
If I were the Grammy's I wouldn't grandly, I would thank Andrea who,
I feel like be what is the independent Spirit awards jets? Proudly, that's right! You don't get you don't know. What's the cap at the US,
towards an alternative to the cap, to win Friggin Wenders,
right and I am a big thing at the enemies backstage when I met God. He said firstly, said: was Adam Chrome
then, why? I think a lot of people wondered, then you don't even have to wait for the reckoning
We know now that goes beyond what I knew it. Yeah,
I was special big big fan.
I don't really like about reviewed the mantra. I have you, as you know, the original man shows one
right right,
I know how hard it can be. So I think I think you were you were great love. Doktor drew big round of doktor, drew love, hearing him health problems from ever GAD being
he went there good, good or bad in your eyes, as I feel like
could make an argument for it, but I can make argument against it. You know what I'm saying Andrews, pretty p whipped out. I don't
about another life, except in sense of knowing everybody, but I dont know rise rife personally. Is he? Is that the case for him? Well, that's what,
up I'll put it this way. And then, when I try to explain to people do
pussy whip, doktor druids here
graduated and Med School but USC his wife went to use your life
and every year when you see allay plays,
but you re far college for five. I can talk about sports. All Shaw! Ok! Ok, if you have a team, I do New York Giants, open writers,
wow- that's seems where did you d with
the team that way you, I really very good. First, I river individual teams. Ever I have
ever ever affect the outcome of a sporting event to determine not even the holy roller with the raiders. I was because I only occasionally on rare occasions will affect the outcomes for an event to affect the spread.
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right, never contact how well to common rules. Commerce, for I don't play guys universe, but I do occasionally gamble of rights, they MAC reception and then slowly roller. That's Eleanor Lot now, but they changed the rules for the holy rather because of the attic. I was clearly a meant to be a forward as hedge funds, and in this sense I mean it's, it's Vanni can kick up all the way down the field, but I guess that's like it. It's but embassy hands. I mean that wasn't the state. I was a miracle that was adopted by a miracle, absolutely because there that guy never caught a ball. All all your butt out anyway,
enough writers, history for second doc,
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and ass to cheer, for you see ally as well, and he does he want. Do you ask
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he lives in Pasadena by the Rosebud. If he had chosen, you see Elijah's based on no history, but he actually
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of years about we're through the other school because of his wife? Yes, it does
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you just cut and paste that item and fees that other clay eyes. You could you go
fourth and cargo. Are you worried you know?
endorsing things,
You know how lotta celebrities you'll do commercials, but the dome and Japan or Europe. So we don't see him over here. You know I mean like raise our complex, yet George Colonial do a commercial but I'll. Do it over in Japan get a seven million box come back about. You won't have to worry about his american audience, genomes average deployed in my career, Adam, where I don't. I don't worry much about that kind of thing. I just you know. Gods is gonna, do what counts gonna do not does his own goddamn one day to turn. You know
God tweets! Oh yeah, that's what I've heard about trying to get such we'd have got tweet of guiding occasion. That brings me here is a promotion that is tied into the fact that the of Twitter account has just hit
million followers, unbelievable so that as many followers, as are certain sex of the Southern Methodist Sinai
more followers. The Erika
way: past the Amish,
the I know I your bed in luck. Onawandah obviously, are celebrating this
Considering all your subjects,
You know somebody here about a celebrity Nego. This guy's, you know some banned or something else like when Hansen came in here and there, like other guys, sold the twenty million homes and how many twitter followers fifty one thousand, and you think yourself,
as an unborn card ashen that has a hundred thousand illicit. No disrespect amount objects. Ass. You have roaming around the earth with twitter accounts, it is millions nice, that's impressive. I used to say
This time I wanted to really build it by word of mouth or because word of mouth, when you get that kind of endorse,
it's really solve it's not going to a roads are going to be a flash in the pan thing, my values,
in the past, where I've tried to start religions, and there have been all kinds of problems
holocaust citizen. So this time I'm trying to write that situation. Can you get David Wild past Rick Springfield are set
deaf? You bother ways a major, I believe the tweet of God is the only one who could do this. I think I should explain when I first started coming in here I arbitrarily
noticed that I had the same number as ours. A hundred behind Rick Astley, and I asked the viewer, the listeners of the autumn, Croatia, the best listeners on earth to get me past, Rick Astley, then I looked for. Who can I go after next to Rick role as it were and it turned out Rick Perry at that point had two million, so I looked at Risk Springfield, who was only like fifteen thousand. I've been trying to get Password Springfield ever since, because I love him and yet he owes me some money and we on the other. You know what happened. I know,
fortunate, but you know he had a side of the story to I was there. You got out of the link between God. Oh get me sorry, but clash in what the fuck sorry again with the language skills
Now it's what the foreign o k would be better for me. What the forty Kate is going on with passion, fruit ages, it didn't exist, I never heard of it and then once in a while was a crappy restaurants in their tea and now people tweet me passion, fruit, soap, deodorant beers
What what what's going on, if you had a hand in this it doesn't feel natural. It feels unnecessary feels, like maybe you're, pushing it along a little bit of Vienna, Genoa, noble words, your mouth, but pass your room
from what's a passion fruit to I
It removed from my fucking life like it, is now been injected into almost everything. That's on a shelf at a supermarket naughty is not present. For me, that's camp, your passion, fruit is my tale. I feel the same way about compassion, for I haven't alike passion for its. What am I talk to
It's like four in railway line up there with the jury and which is the one that smells like shit, but tastes delicious, really
I knew ruggedness did you read the name, a passion for because it sets up an expectation, airily fulfil, but does not. It does not actually inspire exotic Viagra, railroad, understood and the reindeer cherries that, by the way, just do that move it out when she do some right near for the reindeer cherries, Frigida ticket, tick right arm out for second Turkestan,
this guy and bring back of pat yourself on the back. Just patch of blue sky had just patch of right on the back for that rain. Your chair, that's Jerry. I know you have a lot of fruit and I dont have a physical presence, but oh, oh, but you know what I'm saying symbolic now, symbolically pet.
But the arm out and just stick it,
And just pat yourself right on the back for the big plump, adsum, yellow and it it's red and yellow I mean it is just goddammit
it's unbelievable alarm topic, marriage. She knows that's none of mine. I don't you now! That's ungodly that the address as where that's not a fruit, not a candy, posing, as you know what I feel like there's more bad as seventy sexuality, wrapped up in that that free
Then? There is an actual takes out at all, not like putting the cherry in and had who lipstick around in a new light rail with Sherry Office staff who are so arouse now here it's ridiculous or the chick puts the stamina around ties in and not their tongue, spits it right back onto your face.
You know what I'm saying. Yes,
I don't. I don't need to hear excess in detail about mothers, understood understood. How do I know about I've seen your genitals. I know what you're working well realizing. I know many things actually, so I don't really know you don't have to say you know what I'm saying to him racks nominally I dont where but I'd know, I agree the mare, but I do agree that the maraschino cherries weak it sort of the devil's work. It's fun.
Look, I'm not here,
defend the Marciano Jerry, but
and surely Temple, but where are you with the weird green maraschino cherry that existed only for about a decade, the gray, maraschino cherries up there with the blue card candy? What the f I mean with it was,
Buddy eating cotton canning. Going oil we gonna air half of
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the worst color ever now that only two things
bar that two two pickled, the eggs that thing that
the big jar its own prime and now the green. That's only
gave the eggs are run for their money in the I dont want this department dressing of cotton candies ice great, that they can
children sweet out of a fabric. I think that's a wonderful thing. It really does my biggest demand ingenuity and, by extension, Maya,
a cousin of button candy YA, which is awful. Ah, ah, yes,
did you have anything to do with the patent candy, the stuff? It comes on the papers. Rockers, Havre knowledge, elegant was the candidate Mars.
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Nineteen, eighty four film Tom, Hanks hot off of these success,
Buzz embodies
had done. One comedy for IRAN, Howard does another comedy about,
a guy who's gonna have one last hurrah before he gets married. The movie is Bachelor party
People remember this movie, fondly
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course Adrian's mad was on top of his game
he's right. Yes,
so in tiny contained critics couldn't have love this movie. People was of wax poetic
but Jesus Christ, we're living in a world where vacation out scored, raising Arizona.
Does anyone else want to live in that world? So with
occasion well in the nineties this
could easily be into the seventies because vacations not much better than this movie, even though neither one of em are very good,
going to say the critics were way less lenient on this one, and I'm
to say fifty one
I said fifth,
because I think the right way to fuck your fucking head exam. I think there's a lot of refusing probably find from any form of this movie. I think, has been a lot of use since that have looked down a very fond. They, like you, said Eric
no I'm going a little bit higher because it's Tom Hanks and he is America's father and his beloved, and because I think it's a cult classic whether people have seen or not, they want to say. Oh, I love that movie, I'm going
step three percent on the screen
I game its rotten at fifty two
wow,
two and a half points were coming along well on our international. None of them are
Nineteen. Eighty seven film that fines, Tom Hanks, going a character name Pep Street back who gets partnered with
Joe Friday, the nephew of the classic Joe Friday play by
acquiring this film. The movie is dragnet,
that's good about this movie is when accurate goes into that verbiage thing. He does when he just peels that off. Yet that's always
funny lie down? He would do bass a magic or something like that re, just fuck interest that shot
a verbal cod, oh yeah, don't think
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anxious in here on Monday, by the way teased second, most feeling
going! Fifty one again,
God, swans tough,
Do you, like it better worsen, honest things, moving
going to say for
four percent
yeah, I said thirty five. This is not remember very. Finally, I never hear this come up in classic movie discussions. Ok, here's the thing: what year is this movie sovereign debt
This is precisely why this is difficult, because a nine year old, eight nine year old, Gina Favorite Movie,
I am so. I have to really train separately. That many times met a check,
we don t rotten scoundrels who are favoured comedy valentines. When I found us like you had to be thirteen because you weren't your brain was fully developed, and then you saw that moving said this to best comedy of all time when at our favorite I'm going forty eight forty
six percent
Jeanne back in its
all right after that movie, we really started to see Tom Hanks really break out one of the top romantic comedies that he dead one of three when we started with make Ryan nineteen. Ninety three film about two characters: only on opposite sides of the country whose kids are trying to bring them together sleepless in Seattle
yeah good movie on hangs a traveller you're. The critics thought it was great or good, could give a trouble formed with this movie
here. We get that thing than the thing million times. I went
eighty one percent or ninety seven, and then I like, of course, everyone loved it.
I'm going to say everyone loved it.
And I'm going to say ninety two percent
I would deprive needs in the nineties. Us have eighty eight.
The I'm, not a wrong com person. I've never seen it, but I know it's. It's loved, I'm goin. Eighty six people
sleepless in Seattle fresh
Seventy two surprised by the well think it's kind of thing
six would like movie. This was followed. This was kind of the follow up for migration. After when Harry about salad, ass, I wanted to get all show right. Isn't this one were at some point there was to meet on top of some say I am. I missed it of combining with her. Mrs pack,
Oh all answer! It is good to what was year. Where were you Jeanne on the ice of eighty six percent of my being the lean on the scene up Sverige? When did I rise very tight game? Nineteen. Ninety eight film one of the first collaboration between Steven Spielberg and Tom,
thanks. I story sat in world war, two that starts off with one of the most devastating battle scenes. Recreations of the invasion of Normandy. The movie is saving programme.
We have opening down Willie Great Movie.
And I pacts on any credit that death gave an eye thumbs down,
the speaker. I ran tomato
the one I think saying. How can you watches movie at the end, when he's telling his wife tell me, I'm a good man. Tell my letter good like how can you
yes movie and got where
wasn't feeling: ok, just ok that this
a great flawed movies. Tv has flaws, but there the great parts are as great as any other movie. I'm curious you with the animal. I didn't have anything that bump me. Nothing at all that there are long stretches where this kind of wandered and talked in the talking was on the kind of marginally interesting and was I dont know was for play for me. Like then a yeah I mean I definitely breathed than by today's cadence, where everything has to happen all the time, and I liked
not knowing what was happening in action and when it is happening? Yes, those bursts of action and reveal an explosion, and even the stuff or Tom Hanks turns I tell somebody did for a living on those are all great and was a fantastic part, but there are parts that drag a little bit and I'm not a hostile
floating every man. I love alien. I live in the movies that are slow burn if parts that that are not perfect any other flaws met, a man,
they were the floor. Not knowing what he's going. Are you think
No. I like this will be a lot. I I think
I dont know that. There's many flaws. I know what Spielberg doesn't this movie that, whilst turn off there's a group of critics that just don't like Spielberg's filmmaking- and he says- he's got this here?
in this sense where he likes to really make you feel what they
our doors are feeling, and that sometimes nationally
action during the way he doesn't like the way he does. That can be really he's, not a subtle, filmmaker. That turns off. Critics of this is a great movie level or when there are cleared up there in the town like waiting for the German succumb, pull it up. I know it dragged out, but I was its smell. That wars has fully more in tens ever maniac. When are they roll on on our right, a pox on you? If you gave this thing anything less.
Then a ninety one. Ninety four
I also went ninety four huge cast war movie outstanding epic. It's gotta be negative,
This is a very tight game. This may a certified fresh at ninety two percent.
Again went off to the times too. That's five, ok, so keep guy pine final film is an adaptation of a Stephen king. A novel directed by Frank Terabytes, Tom Hanks, plays a prison guard with
Arthur, who seems to have some kind of supernatural ability played by Michael Michael Clark, Duncan Automobile
green mile? I dont
port urban movies saw him
seeing this one
I'm the only human being on the planet eyes and seeing this you ll hear one of tail I've already unity that I would tune every recounting rattoon in the middle of it at the light bulb shaking in behind the thing on come on balls man and then I'd get God go somewhere else for awhile did this
come out around the same time as the shine Penzance surrounding prison movie is that this is a phrase dare bonds bigs follow up to charge a guy there. Everyone like this movie that anybody thereof there are now two agents going out here. Shit now
robust picture right. This was
for best picture, tat Great cast here you David Morrison,
yeah well, you're, not those fantastic. He asked how I now see this is gonna, go higher than saving private Ryan among repressed about it. On the other hand, I too think
Did they, like eight see you gotta figure themes when critics in Hollywood too? This is a theme they, like that's a good thing. If this theme they don't like, you can save a few points on it think this is a good
for them all nodded up. I'm gonna say ninety four.
This came out. This was the follow up to one anchored area which was underrated,
and this one should not have been up for best picture, in my opinion, by
eighty one percent who
all I know is that Michael Clause
Duncan became thou guy from this movie and was a break my god huge deal. I haven't seen it, but I know it was important that the time I'm Goin ninety certified fresh, green mile,
eighty percent shit audience score. Ninety four fact: he asked the close game which you have anything of IRAN's got. What you thought on this move is fine, but you can sell K so little sea off its little Hanford. It's only a little over the top guided Percy was greater. Here I mean good
again. There is over the top and places I just started is ruining sings. The critics, like the critics, dig light did like it, but I'm down on the opposite of what you few bonus, which would go into this thinking. My heart's me another shot. I can you, I know it wasn't the natural see. I have no idea. There is a supernatural element: this meant a better way of magic. Do you really
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