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archival Super fan Giovanni Saturday morning or unrealistic, as everybody can be Saturday Eugenio. Do you are hard at work this week you, you sent us a clear that we were so excited half. So if your call earlier, I think with We gonna Croatia, we're talking about loss in America and Adam Brian gene or watching a clip that infamous clip were our Brooks. Talking to the the car salesman and upon hearing it within the shell I came to the conclusion that we think that the guy out Brooks, is talking to is Actually, our Brooks on the other line, doing a voice. and we looked online there's nothing there. We can find any anyway to confirm that, but GEO did some extra digging. Would you do

Why is looking all over for a commentary on old, dvd or so maybe have that information and the living the might of might possibly have had? It was the criterion blue release from choice, seventeen which was going to buy I can, but for a reason, just didn't. I didn't bother to do so. Look at me grab this word it and, like other there's, an interview on the disk as it is now going to have it. It's a short low retrospective and I put it in was expected. And the very last portion of the interview was that question: It was that you, the Mercedes deal on the phone is again. It was me any reveals that is the first time anybody's ever brought up or ask them. So that was with thirty years. After thirty two years after movie came out of an Gina brine. Also picked it up. So there the number two and three people on earth to realise that and nobody bothered to rip that record that are even entered on. I am DV trivia, which now belongs, or so the cool. We actually found out that that's what happened. It's much like the mark Mcluhan, seen from the Woody Allen Movie that Adam and Brian always bring up

from any hall hours days like there's, not a work at all, and it's very similar to what I did with the cobra commentary from the late director where he revealed the MIKE Pack incident. Yes, I'm kind of the and the Marshall Mcluhan of the Kosovars yet he's on the case Detective GEO simple! Yes, thank you! Didn't this data that we actually have a clip. That's relevant to that is Adam Crucial, five, somebody three! Yes, when features Albert broke record is enough. His very first podcast appearance, yeah record and twenty eleven and, of course we all know our Brooks one of atoms. Comedic heroes he's always bringing up in our film, whenever they anyone asked and what's a good comedy out there instantly go to defending your life. In America, so Let's hear Adam talking to Albert, Brooks man himself I'm a big fan of mother excited to be sitting here. Are the Great Albert Brooks thought about this? Well, in my whole life and then now finally, here Albert has been

enough to invite us into his office and we can sit down and do a little one on one with him too authorities and aim of his book. It is available on Amazon. You can go to a link by the way on our side and go straight to it straight to the sites. oh twenty. Thirty, the real story of what happens to America, that's what I want ride. I didn't I able things about vision. Yes, now you're you're right, you seem like, like with glass debuted at their number, sixteen on New York Times best seller list, and I you can find out more about Albert the book anything else on our brooks dot com I'm, holding a huge fan and just to prove it to you. I wrote a book about six months ago and I brought my book in and I went to the entertainment chap where I made fun of a lot of movies that I thought were overrated and heaped per is on others, and if you, if you would be so kind read what I wrote about you before you read it. I knew

gonna be doing this aright defending your life. Funny poignant, smart, inspirational, sad that most of you have seen Happy Gilmore in Tommy Boy, two hundred and fifty times, but Never seen this one best comedy of the last twenty five years loss in America. Another hour Brooks masterpiece that never get shown on tv. Why Billy Madison has to play on a fuckin loop and lost in America pops up once in a limp. Dick season is not only confusing but cosmical wrong. I'm on a cry, the sound so sad, I you know I live in a cosmic Lee wrong world, I'm proud of in a very nice. Thank you. Yeah, that's all I know is in there. I just wanted to hear me I really love the book is well, and I love the idea of trying to figure out where,

gonna be out about twenty years. Is a nation and some of the ideas were frightening and then other ideas were sort of inspirational. Like the fact that I won't step on too much that we're all gonna be drawn, Electric cars will I this listen the fact that we're here in twenty years. I think this is a hopeful book. Yes, there were many scenarios that you know I could have chosen sure and Tina them we're all tat, and then this one, but that there was a charge gene drive our charge in a sort of like the old old roller skating, harness where they bring your burgers by where you would charge up your electrical car while they serve your burger fries thumbs, a great idea,

the tragedy because, as I said, you know that that now makes sense again, you can't eat in a gas station right. It's just you can't do it even when they saw the food. No one's gonna robber skate over a burger, while you're filling up with gas. Its deadly combination yet pointed out. So while sure it's quiet and safe and it's a great place to eat and some other things that were in the first half jewish precedent, which What was the over under on jewish president versus black President ten years ago? If I asked you your betting man, it's a great question. I think that jewish have had the lead because Elliot Spitzer was gaining. He had shot. and then he something on these New York, hotel body goes, union comes out, ruin, etc,

by the way, itemised New York for a week with all due respect. There wasn't I never saw made. I would write I don't know I don't know what the skies where this hotel is. I wanna go check it out the major all very nice and they were just so sweet and everything, but they look. like my uncle's Zeke, I mean I don't know what you're, how you at cost me. I've never seen a made first off the road. I ain't nationality and over a wait. There's two things I factor in, but it's crazy nationale that nap not familiar with and its Just a few made a list of sexy and will be one of the lad you now you re out a guy. I am called before you get bad that that that profession, right now I just I I'm dying to see what what the real story is here I mean it probably is the real story, but it just shows you that the penis leave

now I know what I like it. When people try to figure it out, aesthetically, like your cock, knows what it's looking at. You know that was Schwarzenegger. When people come G, she wasn't even hot or It happens all the time which has to be the sort of one to punch when you re caught up in one of these things, I think it's always drugs. I think I did it. I think it's always drugs. I it has been my content given that there has never in the hills of murder, gonna murder, on the match, Nobody did twenty minutes on the treadmill. Instead, there wife right it's all drugs You know it can be prescription. Drugs can be a drug and a drink you know. Maybe the guy was taken something and right before you had one little bar drink and are just like gonna fuck. The made just it just happened. Click put what what do you think about this? Then you know you have the company Christmas Party and you got one of the guys who drives the van.

Here works in the mail room, but he s couple: pops are Yeager Miser and then up the Ernie's. Ok funny man, you thank you, smart, hey. I wasn't then press above other, and it gives you just shit, and then the next Monday CMU I apologise to MRS. I was drunk. That's not what I was thinking, but isn't what I was thinking. I have a word for that. I have a for that. It's called complex salts and if you talk anybody long enough. The compliment will turn into an insult why I forgot comes up to me and says I love your work. I thank him and tried. Get out because the site then, why doktor funding a life was my favorite, then a third thing Was I wasn't crazy about mother, then the fourth day

As you know, you never made me laugh is a stand up. Fifth thing is how come you're, not as funny in your mother. You know it always goes to the bar and lit just in a yes and speeded up right. Liquor goes right to the innocent with a bottle rights ass. I agree. I know because you get then I get the I had act we do not pose for a picture with someone, because the the accomplice salts hit sulphates like can we get a shot? Could we get a picture of my husband? a huge fan, a huge fan sure we'll get a picture he's gonna love is ass. I of course didn't. Hair so much your item. It is vital to take the picture yeah. You know not my cup of tea something first, with having trouble with the camera. By the time she got sick restrained out. I said in my time she was getting into not

funny liked camel batter husband. Wasn't such a rice go picture? I can't take this eighty four major day. Just can't hold back it's it's weird end, and then there was it. She was like, we know, picture right and then later when they meet there did you meet item? How was it I told them what I really thought good for you This is why I asked them for a picture and he screamed at me one a douche bag, all those Hollywood, the other thing or people who give you a notes on twenty year old product. That's a great thing, and I can't I don't you for a minute in lost in America? You shouldn't have done the scene at that. Ok great, while those two people are dead. Let's go revive them. You bring the film and will reduce. You know it's like what are you? What what does that make? You feel better? It's just you know it's so funny like you just when I want to walk through hospitals and go into people who are dying, just do that to them. He asks me, you don't know me, but I think you had a turrible profound,

yeah. There must be a reason why your daughter's not talking what were you again? You worked for the department what'd, you do Sarah, so you you darling. Would that be a ladder or move, because I have read up on you, I said to my wife: I might be the only person alive on their deathbed who wishes they did spend more time with the off so our I've I've been intrigue with use. We can your family and not so much a year, your personal life but of course, know your brother Superman. and your other brother who ran her was ahead of daily. Societe Advertising, a firm, clear finds. The cliff is a couple things girlfriend who worked as a reception if receptionists ever Elaine associate with me late age, not a child at the end of the story is there.

Robert it was and then and then, of course, defending your life and lost America, both sort of two points the marriage was that your brother's? Yes, I like that profession was, I understood that- and it was a it- wasn't all this white collar profession right, I thought you know was you. Can you just was a good middle class job for a person. It was sort of the seventy sitcom equivalent architecture in the sense that anything. How many shows were architects? Well, the Brady Bunch Dad was an architect right, but those still shows never Anybody do you know they never did anything, but you wouldn't have to question, which was here How can we afford that? How right? Because it could have been a very popular contract and or we could add money problems in being an architect and if he was a fireman there be too much woven in north,

Heck normally see me well your answer. I don't let it allows it allows for the character to be somewhat create, right because I always you know I don't like in place or movies. Is one key actors are funny. than they ever could be. You know you get the world's funniest cop and just and feel rather the world's forty nine year old against them. We can stand. get on kids nearer one of them, for I too can still mama. My my son is funny, but he's not funny. way. They right right, he's funny in you know, he's funny in in scary. perceptions he's learning the calm yourself. He doesn't know enough for my work to get to the salts yet, but he's getting there but anyway but advertising. I understood- and you know a creed,

of director of an outrage and see as doing presentations every day is almost like stand up in ready or on your feet here, you're having a while people is so weak point, go back to the beginning, don't know the ages of everybody, those bang, the ass others that there's a three Einstein Brothers. There was a half brother and older brother. My father was married for like an hour before he met my my there and my oldest brother, passed away. My eldest half brother was very famous sportswriter named Charles Einstein. He wrote the fireside book. A baseball You know he wrote all of Willie Mays, biography biographies. He was a sportswriter for the San Francisco, on a colder in the hay day when the giants game and under that was my hat, brother in them cliff and Barbara. My brother brothers, I feel like with the Einstein sort of pardon upon, but I feel like you guys, are great example. Love you give it

hid a super high, I Q and a very high intellect, and then they just go and take it in whatever direction they choose like. I I feel like you could have been doing advertising and been successful. Doing advertising of that's the path you chose the well. I mean I don't think that anybody's guaranteed of anything. You know why. I just don't think so I why well. This is ill people ask me all the time about. You know that, well, you know answered: will your son go into show business or Richards prison Automatic, and you know I sum up all of show business and three words Frank Sinatra: Junior, that's that's that show business demeaning, meaning that there is no guarantee or anything that what especially if you're, in a job, especially in comedy you don't mind my wife says to me: do you think he's funny enough? I said you know it's nothing to do

I think this is what he wants. One day, he'll go in front of three hundred people and they won't matter. If he's Jesus no two minutes in giving a work, and me he's gonna now it's funny because I we summed up show business and four words, which was Sammy Davis, Jr Junior. Ok, well, are you go? Was there one other? I got an extra junior, but he's the one I dont know how to creating be nice of them. I think there is didn't, have a baby so. I got But that's? How shall I mean that you know I don't think, there's any guarantees of anything now. I know what I'm saying is. Do you ever meet those people where they may have a high intellect, and they seem very, they seem driven, they seemed focus, they seem intelligent and he say here's a guy who could apply that too many different fields and probably be successful at them. Comedies lower percentage in both by this means

no, if you those people where they ve chose this profession, but they could have chosen any other professions and they would have been good at that is well. I understand, but I think you're just talking about a person who's got, you know any sort of brain of any kind. While little little book around quality than brain and drive? I guess yeah, but I never wanted to do anything else, but I never wanted to be a comedian. I was funny. Naturally, but I wanted to be an actor. That's all I've ever wanted to be, and I studied forever and I did summer stock. But when I was nineteen, there was a job I came here and there was no pardon. You know the four parts Available Richard Dreyfus was getting all of the sheriff shattered. Nineteen. so in age and said to me he says: listen if you go tat, you can get on television right now and do and do your comedy and that will lead you you'll get any acting part. You want and

years later. I was on the road on a snowy night in Boston on my third show. What a club I was as far away from acting as I'd ever ban, and I thought this was a lie. There's yes, with this figure, this was yeah. Well, so when it comes to stand up, I feel like an actor playing the role of a stand up or somebody who's just funny enough dwell. You went because you Well all of my bits, all of my original bits were characters. Let me from the dummy and mine who talked- and I didn't feel comfortable and I'd. Never to this day gone out in. I did in my own act, but I never one on a Carson showing did I get stuff from the panel body, but in one I always did a bit. I always did like a performance peace, and that was what I felt comfortable now it's funny, but

I didn't. I didn't do any life performing till like five years after network television and then one day I got a call to open for me old diamond it would I do that and I have to put it, and I had no talking ability at that point I couldn't say how are you I couldn't say so. I just put together like six bits and turned around like an impressionist and turned around again with another beer and then after about, It shows I started to say between bits. So it's, Cleveland, you know and then, and then I like doing there.

But I I all my books were acting bits. They were all performance pieces do. Would you do I mean I don't know, fear considered reclusive, but it's not like you see Albert, Brooks pop up on all the shows. No, the books out twenty thirty in your making the rounds, but I wouldn t see you as a guy who go out pursue that just normally when he had here. You know I I I don't know something was wrong with me because I did everything I could to keep success of. Why I I don't know why I still wonder about it. I mean I mean it wasn't true in the movies, now the movies that I made. I been very happy. If, if I had the crowd the DNS Spielberg had but I didn't so. I didn't make a movie to keep people away, but I didn't you know I just I didn't want to put myself. I, I guess a pardon

He wanted to go for the long haul and- and I think you know show business- is the great suck you boss of all professions, they'll, take everything that her stay? If you have it well, so I just didn't. I just wanted to like protect myself. What are you is there ambivalence about? Not I have no ambivalence, I don't believe in it. No, I mean I don't worry what what I mean is this. If you I personally am all. I won't try not to grant this onto you bite If I could stay home, I would stay home always performed by the way. Look you're you're heading towards the direction, yes Look what you are able to do. This is almost staying. Only only drove two mile yet know that step. My whole plan was the sort of staff absolutely and I think I think that's a big future of show business. I am amazed at how good sky he's getting an eye.

No, why you or me or any one the people would be interested in can't just have a cup of coffee and put on a nice shirt and turn Skype and have a show. I agree. I agree Adam Corolla, talking Brooks back twenty eleven on the far gas and also. I should note that make ling. Chu is a producer at the time He says to this day pass guessed that ever come on say that uses she was really cycles. That happened was an obvious what them as well yeah they all went to his office soon to hand interviewed him there and we put a Porsche that interview and we're playing the rest of it tomorrow in the Sunday feed our right to me, tune to Morrow and, speaking of us going to him, we did that allow with jet appetite till now Episode Piazza, Miss Clare, been twenty fifteen

Adam enjoyed got together for a one on one, and I remember, we went to his office, we're just in a room that looked like that. Just had they just had meetings in their had a big White Board Adam in just sit down for a nice little conversation almost identical scenario to last clip flew the office is out of fifteen. Eighty, seven, this one's from June, twenty fifteen one or more, the giraffe tell from the opening about raising kids and interesting adversity for them and then Firstly, artist and a very topical conversation that several relevant today jot avatar is here- and I should say I am here- I'm jet in Jeff Taos Office, it is eight, is were here on the Sony Lot great. She again Jed and interfere. Thank you for doing this, and this is very,

bringing back alot of on the lot memories for me, because every single one of these offices is exactly the same guess. The stuff is all rented from the same place as a budget, dry array sports and like it. I, like movies with new office, because I'm such a horrider that my office has switch crap in it that I can't even think anymore. So, like a new clean space yeah, you know, I've always said you should throw a party once a year at your house because it forces you to get your shit together. Exactly it forces you to do shout that Entry hall, that's got it highlights offices and box in things like it just kind of it's a kind of a barracks inspection of life, jive girl it as a very big when he's at Largo. He brings tons of his crap and he puts it all over the place in the law.

b? And he just tells you audience you can take any of that stuff when you leave. It leaves out all these old records vinyl in books, it, dvds and he'll never look at, and it has always take her home. Why? I will get into it as the book by the way sick in the head conversations about life and comedy it is available June, sixteenth, pre order. It now on Amazon click through our website than its win win by die, pre order it and it will show up on the day comes out and in some cases even earlier I'd have I heard instances of that so sick and ahead. Now these are conversations in the things interesting about this is some are more modern day like Amy Humor than some go back to Jerry, Seinfeld, conceive, Alan and Steve Alan. Can you can hear your voice? Not literally, but you can read your voices as sixteen seventeen year old talking to these luminaries, I don't have that makes you cringe didn't make me cry.

all but its energy eight or did actually here the audio would now I mean free for you, like I mean most comedians, don't wanna go back, and here the set they did twenty years ago because they would they be embarrassed by and So when you riding the bark and it's a sixteen seventeen year old version of you talking to Steve Alan, are you going to God why? What what I was doing- There were some selective editing of how our job was because some people I knew their work in some people, I'm just winging it and in the early interviews it was a simple, as you know how you write a joke right, how'd you get these tab with by terrible long island acts that are very nasal two acres of getting overcoat, but the audio is hysterical either we could give you should so people can hear me. I was also rude sometimes because I would try to be funny right. So Leno said to me: I said: will: where do you could city itself? Would you courier

did you know you do it well, but you're, not exactly at the universally did it where I saw him some years may actually. I was so wrong. I am so the book is. It starts off with a discussion of Jordan and jets background and parents in and feeling like an outsider and being on toward comedy and in an interesting comment, which was: how do you fuck up your daughter's? Just enough is actually to give him that you know you don't want em working at the ranch. That's made a sinner black with the stripper Nepal in it, but you do want them to have a little chip on there. other yes, a little fire in their Bally. Might kids bellies are filled with Greek yogurt and are fine There is no chance of a fire breaking out amongst all that Greek yogurt, but there is a part of me that

once them like, drop Moffat. Israel him go through the military for two years or something because you had that while there never gonna do construction, like you did new hope and end, so they then it makes you wonder what was the value of going through that experience and I always think about friends of mine who have nice parents I was mentioned: Jake has in his dead. He wrote the oppression ex back right. You know you grew up like the nicest parents in the world and he's a nice guy and works it s up. So I think it's possible that you don't need your kids to suffer in the way we did at certain points. But I think that the age old debate, which is to be a comedian dna, to come from some painful experience or can you just be smarten talented and I guess it's different for every person, but I was thinking the other day when I went to USC.

I was so broke. I was making breeders in the kitchen have any money to spend run. I dropped out of you. I see because I owed six grand right and there was no one in my family who could get me six grand who would Yahoo and step up. I e what well, who could of or would I know had six perfect, nobody has by parents divorce. Neither room has six grand, I dropped out over six years and we recently that I realize I really did make all this on my own, because I was six grand away from at least finishing the next semester, while the price we're talking to adapt as air. Everything reminds me of something, and so I tried to put it in a hopper regurgitate it, but it keeps sliding out

first things, first making it on your own and owning it God, it's gotta feel so much more satisfying and I want to say good or happy it's just like you own. It is satisfying that feeling of, even if you were as blast as you art, and worked as hard as you ve work. Some Have your dad had been a hot shot attorney, William or agent, William Morris, or what have you had an office down the down the road here on the Sony lot? could have owned it. The way you own it now. What's aren't you know, because I think the work is so difficult is a possible to make a decent movies even doing Stanhope. It's also hard that once you get into it, none of that

you know he did. A city means anything like a shitty movie it's over, even if you had all the connection. So it's hard to say no, I did think about it in terms of but other people's perspective, the I guess I mean, but I always you can sometimes my kids will ask about this and we'll talk about. You know you people knowing me and then, and there mom and and I we say, but you know what Sean pens parents you know were in industry and awesome and Stiller was still Maris kid and really, if you make shoes, sometimes you your teacher, kid seemed to make shoes and if you decide to do this, it is a logical thing, there's a lot of theirs, Michael Douglas Kirk, Douglas and No, it connects at once. You accomplish something. No one cares: yeah oftentimes, no one remembers the first Douglas or the first nomadic Douglas different yeah, but I mean look at drew back

more verses, I'll, see that guy, I can think of Krajina, Lionel Barrymore, but anyway, so saying the book E Ets. It's probably good thing, you weren't great at sports and getting a ton of Poon Tang and all that kind of stuff, because it made it kind of focus on uncommonly whether you want to or not. I do I he also say your parents got divorced and we went through a similar situation where there were both decent people. Why not be decent in this endeavour called divorce? Why did it turn both you and us such fuckin douche, bag and Have you no dignity like what about those around you who are observing you being fuckin huge, douche bag,

Emu has got worse it's hard for me to even tell because my parents never officially got divorce. They had so little that they just my dad, just moved out into an apartment in areas other than nothing to whack. Up no assets and they didn't it. Wasn't an argument over who got the kids of his argument of who didn't get the captain bill you taken four days a week. I am three days and weeks, so I was about eight and I remember, and they wouldn't speak to each other. So when I would get dropped off in front of the house, they did look as your mother, there I don't know what go up in a go, walk and knock on the door, I'm not

the door. You know- and I remember thinking, Jesus Christ of forty years old, which we fuck and civil, and we had to know no talking that in it was it was. It was very hard core. In fact, my mom didn't go to my high school graduation because my dad was there and at the last minute belt exact got it right that this is another. You bring up half a point that I jump on just bought fuck it. But what I'm saying is that would happen where you know. I can't go to the graduation because she's going underground

wage and meanwhile she's not going because she thinks he's going. Meanwhile, there's thirteen hundred people in the grand stands of north hollow at high except habits. You pick a corner. I actually had a funny jug of others at the premier of cable guy. I bought my parents, were there, but didn't talk to each other and I said to the audience, and this is the first time my parents have been in the same room in fifteen years since the very special night to say hello. To my dad. I pointed to the lifts through Paypal. It by Bob and put all though here yeah it's you know. I think part of part of the part of the problem is, and in my parents, at a certain point got over it and it's actually a kind This is u often when they get over it, because it's like all this It's like, while my sister's getting married yeah we're both gonna be there.

That easy isoude. So what why did you do it? In the first by why'd, you have twenty two years of shit if you could have just done the part or about the gonna be there yet that may makes a weirdo whenever suddenly drops it. It's yours. It was just such a different era. Back then that there was no conscious uncouple people would just rage against people and dry, say you know. Now we understand. Oh, you don't tell your kids the details of your relationship problems, but they did back. Then they would use it as a against ship in New York, but it doesn't it is your father doesn't do that, and I mean there was a moment when I was a kid where my grandfather had gone broke. So everyone's broke, my dad

miles broke my grandfather, who was the rich guy in the family? He had a heart attack and while he was in the hospital his broke, her bet all his money and lost at all. While they were court for decades and finally got back some of it had. Basically, you know who did some short selling or something and lost everything right. So everyone was really mad intense for years, because every one was broke and every right figure out how to get back at once. My grandfather was ranting and raving and he said if it wasn't for europe- for you, kids I'd- have your father killed while he was at the requisite business, and I thought oh, he actually knows the people who do that, but in Sudan that destroyed my grandfather for me in a lot of ways, also because he was the cool guy who produce dizzy, Gillespie and Charlie Park

right to watch him unravel so as a lotta people unravelling, and that made me go. Can a fucking job like I needs and not rely on this group of people. I love them all their all nice to me separately. Right, but what am I going to do for a living and that's? Why did the interviews? Because I I just wanted to meet people in the world and go? How do you do it? How does this work I gotta get into this and they told me well it's and by the way and we started Adam Sandler enamored broke some Gary channeling, Harold Remsen James outbreaks and lent own Jeff, Garland, Jim carrying Ben Sailor and all from different areas. The I did about, but new ones. Just for the book. A lot of them are interviews. I did I'm panels or for magazines in the years passed, but then I did new ones with Lena Dunham and Amy Humor, and I didn't rock

Co bear any real. I and Steve Martin other we seek a while. I so. This this notion as I'm as I'm starting to cobble together these nature versus nurture verses. You know exposure to things in this anti other, I'm starting to think that a sense of humor is sort of like there's some people that can take their tongue and they can turn it into a talk. Osha- and I am one of those

you're one, those people? I cannot. I can't do anything I know gang. Take his tongue flip over Ladys love it, but I can't do and there's some people are just very good at accents, never good ear. Some people, I don't know- can sing other peoples. Is can't to save her life, some people very musical, so whatever it is, I'm starting to think that with comedy because everybody in nobody ever says you know John Bonham, why was such a great drummer? His tad must have exposed him to drumming at an earlier, and I think it was in him. All these guys. I wish I was used drummers as an example like how'd. You start pots and pans when I was four years old, guitar plates hardier like oh, he picked up the guitar and is thirteen fourteen. Will he kind of got famously with the irregular all five years right.

or than those that want to pick pick pick one up in their foreign. They just never put it down. Khazar older brother had one whatever it is. I'm now thinking that way with comedy because if misery were a large component of comedy, then all of the world from the whole world would be funny with India would be hilarious, India and other many cunt Trees in the Middle EAST would have at least a fair to middle enthusiasm. Humor Mexico be fairly hysterical and an end and in a less visual way that there would be allowed? a comedy come about Africa. There would never be war comedy. I think we ve just decided that it must come from Ankara in pain, I'm I'm gonna just go out on a limb and say jet appetite would have been jot appetite.

regardless of the messy divorce or getting pick the last four softball. It's it's possible because I loved it before everything went wrong. I was into the marks, brothers and and Cosby, I'm afraid, He can't you king, because we always comes up well, you know of any directive to be fair. I it comes up a lot and I I wish promote reckoning help me but You know? There is a way to injure. You can enjoy a Woody Allen Film and he's had a couple transgressions, or maybe one roman Polanski. You can enjoy a bognor. I think, ways I think I haven't I was gonna, say yeah right, I think, there's a war, were you can just separate the Whomever from the

It is a joy. Inevitably, just you don't listen to this David Collins Party fats forwarded to the rest of the wonderful approach to that. We should have a nice where we just it seven heaven we have the fog nor cranking, showing where Winberg with was crazy. Anti Semites were world a lot Walt Disney or wireless drive and afford overlord overdrive and afford. Over there I mean yeah means a doctor suits you see to it that this terrible doctors is drugs or the beginning of his career, partly run Julie's, really racist, caricature of japanese people at at at African Americans. Their auctioning went off. That is so even if I can't even say what it is really now am I put my curiosities PETE. Yeah. Well, so you take forward and go here's a guy who all his dealerships hand.

newspaper there, essentially an anti semitic newspaper that that's why it was it was just prop. Is propaganda against Jews and less have been rough for the guy who work in the dealership, especially in Manhattan or something more jewish part of town? Or what have you the fair, fax for dealership down here, and so I hears a stack of papers. Newspapers, look at what a guy like Ford thinks the juice did I ever really understood like that guy. What what does he think the jewish people did that affects his life I can tell you as a as of areas as a boy. I will tell you

What I will tell you now what people have against the Jews either? This is good information from a yes and I keep in mind. They have it against anybody who has a great amount of success. If, when you shame people, you get anger and violence now? When you tell somebody in it works on a micro macro level. Yet so it If I say to my wife hey this meat loaf stung shall be Ike. Will next time make your own fuckin me love, but if I tell her something that hits home that may be its shaming that the chicken internalize I'll get rage from her, so the Jews crate. Shame

in other cultures and their own pined away, but what they do is there? The people that start with the least band together work the hardest and end up with the most All the other cultures look at them and go. Why are they kicking our ass like why we borrowing money from them why They are why we buying jewelry from them. Why are they? Controlling this run that and they go instead. Finding the mirror and go hey, we should get our shit together. They go in, oh it. Let's do some called Crystal nine, where we break all their windows and burn things to the ground cause you're right. The Jew is the least conspicuous lease threat, being least whoever on your list of people to single out in burn their building down yeah it's for it is, it is factually because I'm not religious at all. I don't know

religion and anyway, I have gradually guy but a, but I dont practice I'm not really for any religion. Other then the only thing I ever believe like the Dalai Lama, saying my religion is This is all that's. Relegating you really get behind the Jews, shame people and act in a quiet, get it done kind away, and that makes other cultures Cisco. Let's burn these guys and that's the thing that will bring out you know. You know, like you said, when you get cut off on the freeway, say fuck you fuck you. I dig it and then moving on, but the shame that brings out the rallies and the burnings in the crystal MAX and everything else, and I,

killing? That's what happened because you there's no no logical reason why Limburg in Ford should hate to Jews by and also not believing other people's religions you right, because they then come together. Limburg and Ford put together. You know their factory in Dearborn, completely re outfit. It start turning out, be twenty nine, sir, be seventeen. Essentially start bombing Germany into submission and liberate a bunch of Jews so who on the Jew scale, use what again and shame the fort the ass, though in a weird way he was an anti semite who ended up doing quite a bit. We win again for the Georgie or the jewish people. Does John avatar back in twenty fifteen taking out about raising your kids now before

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I have a personal story, which is you know at an observer, happens to you, but when you're lying in bed, looking at your Iphone and then used to get drowsy- and you drop your fine chest. No, I don't read in bed or on a sofa or standing up, unlike the cat, unlike the fox in the box. It doesn't want that. Unlike SAM, I am the guide of meaning in Red That way, with, with reading Ex emperor he's with green, I not playing on a train, a fox and out of the box, and I I don't read, went all the way out yeah, you do you read, for he read a I read a lot and I see the threats that book a couple of to my daughter arena and have a great man she's, a twenty eight. She has learning disorder, it's not funny severely impaired, sorry Oh, I might read it for my kids

Do they read and fall asleep by do they drank and pass out it also anyway. This morning I will and then I am up on my fiance and fell asleep with my head on his chest, and I woke up with his Iphone falling on my face, and I have that moment where I thought I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often to people sort of like the time that I started. Choke on pickled eggplant when I lived alone in new york- and I debating give him my supper Heimlich Oh yeah, I had the chair and the IKEA Chair and everything owes you didn't. Give you throw myself over other tuna thought: how do people not die more often who live alone, that how do people not walk around more often with black eyes from phones falling on their face? Well, this we call a first world problem. This is the only ones I have air routes through a little reenactment. All from my bf, her up and I'll be explaining that the wealth of gone dry?

and that I lost my oldest son when a hawk pluck them. Ok, and I'll be explaining that ok, so I woke up on my pillow top mattress wish upon the ground. We have just heard that I use my son's corpse very pillar. on your back ice. I made this next What is there? We have no powers, we sleep on the there she trap holidays. They sound reason they night Bavaria's they scorpion. So then I am tired, so I crawled up my fiance have my head on his chest. and he was reading his Iphone. My a warlord, throw a donkey carcass into our well and it rotted, and we all have dysentery we Almost all the children in the village Kay, that antibiotics. For that.

there's without borders evidently have some borders. It's really there wasn't a lawsuit against the name. I'll tell you more. they do have borders and so then I was worried that that I was gonna have a bruise on my face somewhere, but I, it turned out. Ok, I didn't I was kicked in the face yesterday by a camel. Is that what that is My cam, oh yes, camel. Yes, he liked me imagine with the camels that don't like me, imagine how they treat me. What is a phone it's you know it's it's that thing that you, you probably have the ones are the cords right, It's a theme that you talk on, but then you can also check your email and there's a lot of apps I've in a game called the room you Do you know why I'm wearing a Denver Brown go?

Super Ball championship shirt from nineteen eighty six, yet they weren't even a winner hours one. Yes, this is what you do with them. I buried. My middle child that one yesterday I happened to nothing that's the problem. Thing: no water, no food! where do you get bottled water? We? Don't they okey carcass it. We ve got over this before so the camel it kicked. You your pack camel He was dead when he kicked me. He was honest: bit wearied in him? anyway. Tell me about your Iphone Robin I found was just now you can probably get an older one is. Have you looked into that an older. We don't have electricity,

How do you we use mayonnaise? We use dung cock, but he smote these. and seem thank you. Why are we join? The news As you are well aware, I am Richard Hats It is our survivor. Guy forms arise out of trouble with the our ass Exactly is he claims ass reader? The vice president is well, Richard Hatch claims that he may have bothered two hundred kids because, yes, because our action to that is at home. It was a wide eyed reaction, be donated. It loads of sperm back. the day I was going to say he's gay. Yes, but yeah. He used to donate sperm, whether donate sperm is selling sperm yeah donating eggs.

Selling a right he's to sell his right where you you're right. What do you call it donate by the way I drop off a batch of sperm, or do I get forty bucks? Thirty is what, it was getting in the hurry. or you can do it and they will pay for it anymore. I don't think we'll pay, Vermont my old thing is probably even it whether pay for it and leave it right on a valiant counter. pay me or I'll just leave it as do all we can do this. You, You pay me I'll, tell you where on the room, it is that's right. It's Terry! Fine, it lets you got one of those dogs, that's a bad detail. Yeah now so far an egg you know, for Europe a yeah you're attractive your educated, you come good family. Do they pay more progress? Is this true, absolutely without these eggs or one, I never know what

Listen, here's! Here's ebbed, it's sad, but it's true, but if you think about it, there's a market for everything and it's like us. thyroid problem, but she's lost away because you ve been strung out on math and live in employment for the last nine years. Better g D, hopefully, will be your pathway to success. You debate. For that egg. Without it, was thinking, and I was thinking when you go to get the sperm or the egg, what are the chances that this came from why you some really wanted Europe. When you see when you get the egg, I let's get back to Sydney Crawford first. Second, she was bowed bout victorian or how to send out a tyrant there? She was there. ass? She was. She was almost like a chemistry, major, something something pretty ass, if she looks like Sheila try so her egg is worth more than my mom's a practice. would crush my mom say If my mom's eg you

by my mom's egg use whether change belts ice guy. You asked a couple of life to the thumb for vehicles. In a dime onto my mom's they're, sending Crawford's eggs. I honestly city driver said ten years ago. I want to sell on Ebay, So what do you know the soul, the Brunei for like a five hundred thousand dollars or something? So if you tall in your educated in your blue eyed, blind your eggs at Cambridge Your squatting, you gotta GB, it's a hundred bucks, that's it! It's scary, that's the way. The way we work. the free market with the free market will bear this more people than what the tall Blanchett with a Phd have so many questions, and one of them is why do you know all of this aid? but that also that's what you're asking it's it's it's it's common knowledge

it's sort of y know donation of the egg is bullshit. It's like five thousand bucks. I I think it's seven, that there was a time where I was like. I wonder if I could work would be no letters theirs it. It's arrange its. You know, it's there's a range of. We don't need your egg yeah, take your egg and hit the brakes and others are five thousand and ten thousand. And then you see the picture, and maybe you look at the picture in a guy that sort of looks like my family or my wife, or something like that or she has a ph. in sum feel that I am interested in and that's how Do it it's really or well in, but how else what it work? If you really think about telling people what that might be a lot of pressure on the kid, if the first of all you over extended for the sperm right and then it's like well, this came from a genetic biologist and then your kid chosen interest in? I think they do the same with the scar by the wise dancing ex. If we don't get pay and that's why just go drop, my

even if the places clothes I just use the males lie to me. That's lad too, of the kids that Hatch has father or doing that door. Carburetor real fix it door that way. Male slot good neighbour is being its right to the kids that hatches fathered have already tracked him down and he's meant many things are better meeting all the other one. So weird, now right, like you, Johnny, sperm. Are you sell your sperm in college and the kids run you down and by the way? How do they run you down? They out through the donor sibling registry. which the wagons a website that collects the stuff and through the help of their mothers is this is this? Is it This is help anybody in autumn. Yeah has, as I said, to the Tec, who was due

ultra sound with the little black and white with my twins when they were in three months all than you couldn't tell what they were and everything and eyes Bob seen enough in our boy, a girl- and they said Don't you want here years said, take the pictures with the and I said only the pictures, and she said you know what pictures nice. It now really- and she said- how did her and I said how would it help and I feel like you could provide that answer. For almost every time someone says amateur, gonna show my kids, these weird pictures of them when they looked like little, but by the way you don't know what's, issues they are when three and a half months, all you could they look of that same

Panda bears look exactly the same at three months? Is humans? Do all we do is, I think one? What's our throwing up and the other, which is your freak out locked himself right, we should to track down anybody who sperm somebody got many years ago. you dont alot of people have are video tapes of the actual birth of their kids and that's another one that I wonder who watches that? No, no, no! No! No! No! Nobody! I don't think anyone ever watches the video tapes of vat and they don't watch wedding videotapes either unless they're really shitty movies about cops on the edge. drinking the scotch from the bottle. I like that, like lesson, I consider myself an alcoholic. I have a glass at home. I will pour the booze into the glass it's easier to transport. I have this sit there and the silver choking slamming it down

watching the videotape of me and my higher younger happier days away like that's a real movie, seen right there. Yes, What? What is the idea that you just don't have time to use a glass? I dont Know- also all cops and movies have a bottle Jack Daniels in their desk at work and a gun on Latvia, like their supervisor, would go I dont know what ordinance this goes against, but I definitely goes against one of that bottles of booze in your desk at work somewhere. They offer guys accompany their offers. You need about its noon. I need supernatural camp three gang bankers who killed a six year old in a dry by Turkey. stop blaming yourself. There was a good care if I d been there five minutes earlier, there might be one One gangbanger Turkey, if you were there five minutes later

place, whatever development stack and those bodies like courts, a word I just read green it and have them. I keep the other night listeners, there's a little kid who will be hearing. where this couple or horse of us ever again blaming yourself told me there is no time for back up. When I tell you there was plenty of time for back up and you wanted how you and ways are no matter what I got a car like a coward, but you weren't in Russia,

serpent teed, both died, millimetres, blazing reloading, slow motion with getting that magic. What were the collect fell out of the bottle and then shooting sideways with a gun? How that- and I did agree angle- I look up here- and you don't blame yourself- I to play myself, because how can I face? Seventy two k bangers every bullet MRS be takes out of Philip. You don't male man. May he can woman in a bakery across the street a poor kid applying it see a is it intended for the male Rome a city plus driver who is in the wrong way to begin with worst enemy, TAT, ten minutes, the mare, r C, o the police chief and the guy who pilots the good year plan for a common agenda this office, and I need you to get to think out there for me. We need a partner that I note not supposed to be there.

an open. My destr. Aren't you ever this bottle generic blows or the one where you keep your hand over the label because they didnt pay has to put it another way, opening Why did open reels now, there's always apple juice and thereby you make a whiskey face. Ok, that's a good with Ray it's the same place, I'd make ready for a similar papa and say why that's what was going on and twenty thirteen, we're going to jump ahead to a few months of February. Twenty fourteen plural listen more about our, since these remember that that guy pizza, hydro, peat in the sink adieu, my fora, culture, while we're gonna hear about your friend, is used in the news back twenty forty

gross virtual sixty five jail Calvin in studio. Awesome rose, o Brien Bishop couple. Thousands news stories very funny, chunk tray. Ok, so a district manager from Pizza hut is out job after cameras caught him urinating in a sink. It happened to be the very same sink that the store also uses to wash utensils and the video he ran to the show. By the way you know whatever hot being in the sink there. Ever going to be an explanation of hey, that's the same sink we used to rents gravel. It's never going to be that. No that's too soon.

We used to dump use transmission fluid into the bank, has always where we dump our bedpans rang. Out of that gonna be it'll, never be that it always be. Our mugs are utensils. The kids play its limited, inventing potato well without head of acting food, I think this man's a hero, because world route- and I know He'S- a drought, but if more people wisdom sank, would save millions of gowns per year, especially in southern California, and look at that drew told me you dog, in a man, who's been urinate it on somewhere I'd seven been paid, break it in a break it into like the low made at mid eighties in the middle and the number times have been urinate it. On that all re five re would re would I think we re would constitute half of that where the rest come from.

press snake field. Anyone else around field grew hangers on one of these wanna peace now is more than just a few hours. In more than one at a time right, Joey be an orgy of your the streams. Pocock p yeah I've been made on why the drive and carbon peed on Wall someone else. When driving a car seen re or see on kids, look ever body was driving a car impede on a thousand times. It's no big deal like being paid out in a car peer reviewed on near far urine is a sterile doktor drew made. A huge stagger, tell me once and I have always been a setting appear and never cause any disease, Any browser aware that doesn't then right, you can pay on Youtube brush every nine February I went to bed and add rinse it off and then you could brush it. If you'd be fine, if we

that's explain, first off you, ain't gonna, fuckin PETE. how highfalutin area there were two I'll go home and fine shit, those people's houses, their lot, filthy or filthy, are then people whatever is going on in a sink, and also I guarantee If you took the flower and the tomato paste and all the other staffing just pepperoni slaughterhouses are all the meat lovers pizza and all the sausage everything and you just followed its journey- would find a lot worse than right. This guidance now to Drain- who gives a fuck so spatter a tray but you're clean Try anyway, I know everyone hates the sound of it. But again it's all this. We hate the sound of it, but what's really mean skies a hero, conserving water, pan and Multi Gasket Pisa, hats, in a statement. First of all, we are embarrassed by the actions of this individual pizza hut has No tolerance for violations of Euro zero, nor even a smudge, provide

visions of operating standards and the local owner of the restaurant to the meat action and terminated. The employee involved is a hare enemy domino service for ass. I said we follow. Strict safety in handling procedures in the restaurant has since been closed. We apologise not all the rest story, apologized for customers of Kermit West Virginia and those in our system who have been let down by this situation, whose outraged no law. No one worth. I again, it's all look up had we ve decided that the cockroach is evil, but the pill bug is fine or cure the leader of the way we just decide certain things are: ok, things are not ok whenever they do that. Studies? They wipe the handle of the grocery of the shopping. Cart. Fecal matter on God knows what I was on. The bed

right of any hotel you better than twice, but we just we just pick and choose were again secondhand smoke leaf flower. So who gives a fuck? I don't care, how do the lady, but guess such a pass? I don't know durable Basically, they eat plants right and that you don't want to be in your guard. Our the leaves off your roses right, yeah, the fuckers need them, and I can t on them. What do any harm by the way my new house, my bathroom, think not not not reachable. to high now you arc how difficult I gotta use the whole browser, sometimes over the energy to get out there can get steps too. Why I'm gonna I'm going to rework it everywhere, sounds like an ever sundays. the house coming so home and secure

department has warned airlines that terrorist could try to hide explosives in shoes, Louisa Vote, and we have this recently, I was a second time in less than three weeks, the government has issued a warning about possible attempts to smuggle explosives on a commercial jet. Liner knew what I can't figure out. I can't figure out the shoulder fired rocket propelled grenade ever so, whenever you got on airport special, like you take ally acts, there all those super shitty apartment buildings and super shitty Inglewood knowledge neighborhoods by the race track, their Hollywood park and those seven forty seventh come in, and it's like, they just look like they're, just lumbering, barely moving comin over landing. guy. All you gotta do is get up on the roof or one of those buildings and shoot it into the valley tanker one of those things and that'll, be that for every one is in the plane

damn it you're one of these stories. It's another one of these. Why you should hate Russia stories is whatever stuff they ve created all the stuff. They ve Did they don't keep very good eye on its out of black market and they made two hundred million of those shoulder mounted rocket propelled whatever and have not kept track of any of them and they just get or into everyone's hands? How come that's never happened. can way for my flight home from the kind of yours there's a lot of things where you think a lesson. That you bring up at him, but he got how easy it would be to cause catastrophe where you think how come that hasn't happened? Did you talk on the episode that one up Tuesday

talk about some sort of airlines because I feel like I was on my way to the airport. Listening to you. It was that the one with the whole pilot yeah you act that can emphasising none out different guy want to fly. Ninety ocean kept saying hours greater, would like arise because I hate flying, and I think this is put marries here that one didn't I didn't. I didn't get think that that plane needed a publicist guy took the yoke pushed forward, no state, What right into the ocean and we're done or can it was was that time when we didn't want to call things terrorism, because, where local freaked out about as well, maybe it was just a range and while a thing was part of what our, but that doesn't mean, is a right and just kind of went away and then, as about nine eleven deserve, took, took the front seat in the air train to day of cares, I will now. I can look forward to some flight and twenty twenty six. Where my guy that's been planted, For the last time. I ll Irian here that we are well aware.

think about it. You know for these guys it's the long con yeah, it's it's, not a spread, It's it's! A marathon and they're gonna there there and to win it. in that time. Capsule from twenty fourteen Love is the news. Now we have one we're cliff for everybody before we get going to that one or mind you if you want to send a clear or if your favorite moment that you want us to find really easy, get hold of her she's gonna classics, Adam Corolla, dot, com and email us there or You can find us on Instagram at Giovanni Giorgio at Chris Locks. Amano one we're on the answer. the number one, and also on Facebook, just Google as their their waste, get all of us less. Now, if you want to hear we appreciate reaching out- or we have a question for us- we were happy to answer it out. let's get on with our final clip. We talked about him a little because he was in the movie boss level and Yo Carnea hand was recently on the show he directed it

We also talk about they talked about, will say so and of course, his casket brought up Wilson average at all just run well SAS. I was on the show back and twenty twelve, So I don't mind. We ve played the entire news, Portionless episode, but not wills interview so left and right, one or two new stories, but just focused on the interview this time. So to complete a front cut. we'll say so. Jim crueler railed offer not in this portion, does will else and Brian At a mafia smugglers blues, we have wheels interview and apportion the news because it revolves around the calves check it out ass. I could see my friend quiet, so congratulations on three stages. Thank you. I was checked it out on ran tomatoes today, and it's made some pretty good. Cash was up, get close to animal forty million box or something a couple of weeks fairly brothers. How

Those guys have never met those. Do their crazy, an awesome yeah they're, like legitimately crazy and enter the absolute nice people. Is there a lead one because usually like one guy, does all the talking delegation? I am fairly right plead the top. Yet PETE fairly is definitely when it comes flying out from behind the video village and takes the heads and often screams at everybody and but Bob's the one you dont want a piss off Bob's all power motto: good bottom bad bottom, like that's the new movies during Matt, Damon and great canoe, and they don't call him up. I feel like if me my sister, acted, a movie. Take us less than ten seconds of the first take to just start all out. Fuckin, embarrassing, embarrassing argument in front of the crew and everyone else. They don't do that. No no and I was sort of curious how that would work in and it works. It's unbelievable and I thought halfway through its yes, a definite someone's going to persuade somebody

I have not seen the movie, but I've seen enough of it to know that day. You do pretty damn amazing curly and how much research other than just watching three stooges movies. did you know, I mean the research gets a little different. Having you know, I mean you have always watch the stages, but yeah started watching it with a different. I write yeah. You watch it a lot and then you keep watch in it and you watching during and I was always walk as always, that asshole walking around with a headset in shares just kind of doing little sound bites of of stuff. That will get me keep me and is it? Is ours A long drive wants from like Fresno backed our lane ahead, does MIKE August and MIKE lunch in the car, which start Tom. The three stages and Lynch was tell us the sort of a sad story about US gambling and some depression, and maybe some some alcoholism, but definitely some money lost or Orton lack compensate aiming all those guys it and get paid for that stuff? You know and start being Reese indicated in the sixties. They didn't get it a dime from it.

The other deal. There deals were terrible and which one made it who was actually a brother, how long who died last mo died? asked Moas Lima was knows the while shampoos, the eldest brother of the three stooges didn't mean being with recent, but more yet more last them all share, but leave died in fifty eight curly died in, say he was fit in nineteen, fifty to it at forty years of age ripe and imo made it mo, more died, nineteen, seventy five and I'm not sure, were held at ease in his eighties and me. oh and those were brothers, but was who was the non rather than I find Larry was they? Was he related at all? No, no. They found em. I they found him duenna like Cabaret ACT used to like played a violin and sing with his wife and his sister in law, and they then they were, they were TED, helium, stooges back then, but one early was doing a lot of it and

like shan't moment some other guys, sometimes and TED helium? Then they found they found Marian and were at work. night is. He had had a fight with his with his wife and his sister, like they pull the anti fairly they couldn't do it anymore in and they found a by himself and their land. We like this guy and brought him on and he was like how much does a payment There was a sad mom as you are researching the students who, as students the stooges, where there's a sort of a break, bottom argius crisis without a well. You know the way curly passed on. You know he was institutionalized at the end of it, and I mean it was You know, but more was always therefore moas always there for him for Larry. You know unless had had a stroke and before he passed away mode, go read to him and every day in the area You know curled. They beat the shit out of curly and then you're throwing you know some scotch and some fast livin in Iraq, but he took some massive head trauma. So is that stuff ultimate,

it. Ultimately, though, we feel sad, but is it said, like I mean they, nuts knots? better than the average life lead on this planet right, just sad for what it could have been. Perhaps well, I mean the students were always be. They were always treated second class like they never got a set, they never had set built for them there. The reuse sets- and you know you know I kind of you- the stooge fan. I wish they had a ninety minute movie like I wish they were given a falling movie before that you know the curly Joe Besser years monster. I wish that you know We could see Curly, Howard and in a feature link film, but yeah I mean it's it's I don't know that I can as a fair, and I can't call it sad because I you know I just think they're just absolutely legendary him. You left ass off, but yeah a human level. You go man what the boy, oh boy, what about the song, the popular song written about the three stages, like the like nineteen eighty seven, so the curly shuffle have arisen weirded, who did

Who were those guys was I don't? I wasn't Alabama was it suddenly? There was now. I think it was nobody. I'm pretty sure was a one hit, wonder jump in the saddle band while I stand corrected, they ever jukebox filled with heads. and it was like nineteen, eighty, six or seven or five or something like that, and I it's weird because he died in the fifties- died. Nineteen for fifty two and the show was indicated. We ended up watching it all and our youth, but by the mid eighties, it's not like people were positive about the stitches yeah. What where there must be a tough pitch? must have cell for the rest, the like, like what year we literally talk about here like eighty six product, turn you MIKE is eighty three south asia- and I had this yet only via this-

I very much on make it yeah. You know it's gone off. Big right now was Lamborghini Don't push cocaine in the Ladys. Mothers is perfect, be granted a voice heard and hot shit big hair tight those there one, he's bikinis, but they're almost like half pc another right up. Your Ojo sign mention that yeah she knows Billy idle videos. So what I'm about rightly Randal. While so what do you got because that's what I'm thinking the abbot in Castelo shuffle her part as a result of our mother tongue, is tat. The zero rate was talking about Turkey, Lamborghini tune. Tash is with hot checks on the herds. Both we could change it to the curly shovel. Has I've got like the other gazelle, a shovel quite a good. You really think that's gonna be attacked in head for us,

They tell us what a ban, but your change that. Why do we want to do on the other? That song was stopped en route, Can you sing along well now not know, but Faulkner saw people it's funny because people start, we think we need to get the parts event. You love song, nonsense, not going to do with exchanges and those guys are speaking awaiting dominance. if you were, I know many questions about the development of the movie because it's been being developed for over ten years, like development held, so many actors reconsider for all the parts like big name actors came and went well. How did you you and apart while they they I'm. The fairly brothers call me into a meeting like seven or eight years ago, and they had heard they said.

They had heard that I did curly on mad tv, which was not true, and I told the people are due also do and that this is a very good PETE by the rule and I went out and we now I never did in a magazine hooker, but you don't want me to have done it on manual Warner. Unlike books, that's as tv show, you does make it a big movie fairly. Well then, knowing PETE now in a white, interesting work as rapporteur. About three years ago, I did the Sean PEN table reed when he was his lair, that's right and an venetian editorials and talks for MO and then they would have been a crazy, don't even where in my manager, got all excited nose like don't get they're gonna shave Kevin James had like relaxing me right, it's not gonna happen and then they got Jim carry and then that fell apart and then they started over supposedly Jim carry put online paragraph forty pounds decided, and I cannot do any more. You do any that's right. You gonna put on another forty, and then he started talking. Well, you know one Deniro, hurling play curly, and why do some facial prosthetics, while ours, we just

fat ass for like no money, a fat guy then just do it do yeah. It's lay your hair, making a porn movie and I'm gonna paint that guy Black and adds peanuts and earn, or we could just go down the home depot black. We were huge you're right, I don't want to. I don't wanna like in my performance in the movie dig two or germ Jim carried with Jim, carries performance would have been to Jerry Omen becoming a black man with a thirteen. Its debt write, ya. Think Carry that would have been a very old man would have been very In writing. I was eating your list of impressions here and there the usual suspects, which is good but Randy new men have been heard Randy Newman, be curious to hear what Randy Newman might sound like a Yankee just sounds like a retard. Every every impressionist to do on mad tv to sound like a like a version of that person who hit his head, really art, you win illumined Lapland,

yet, but then, how are you going to do? Dwayne the rock Johnson is a region. I mean I'd, that's the thing the I don't know how to I don't even remember doing Dwayne the rocky wall. I don't know what I saw fast fives many times by that man used a lotta arm butter. Oh yeah, he's your fuckin creature same stuff, but on the gas yeah you're gonna get a shot of those can get a shot of those. It is absolutely Gloria with news about three students are not spoil their alert, but other students, just up and nurses, are one. Advertising is a glorious shy. The wheels ourselves calves. What Buddy said that the Eagles yet another curly great bubble biogas, but you're forums and cancer distracting the asker early. Your lot, a man. What are you way? My I'm? Not my only asking cause you're, not fat. I am as a solid human being diet that you're not gonna. Believe me before her and seventy pounds,

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There's a bunch of how much stuff- and I was on a canadian series- and I was when I was a kid and his team, or was it captain? but it was like the grassy. It was called Madison and I'm pitch it down here. A sort of a Canadian, my so called life, kind of like that is not a team problems. We are the first lesbian kiss on canadian television way. Please aided Allen did you play. I played Derek, walk, a lock who was a pretty good egg. Most of the time, rarely gotten to trouble and was kind of fun. Sometimes so, did it maybe get a lot of paralysis that they did the lesbian kiss go on a piano, none none like none. We just like this I'll. Do it not chosen, five years, though, is this just government grants and ratings, don't matter sure we're communists up there. I liked the fag

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Out of Vancouver, but just about twenty miles out little town called Laminar Seem Ciller seemed so normal. Doesn't it I've never been in Vancouver? I've been a trot now cover. I like quite a bit more than the Toronto in Toronto, really cool too, but Vancouver of Vancouver is sort of sea at all. If it wasn't filled with a bunch of people who move to Seattle and did a hey man now from Seattle sort of there's no time at all Sierra Minus the Assholes Seattle, it's like what Those are really of assholes, but the people live in. Seattle are well aware. They live in Seattle and they do no asthma yeah. It's like it's like me. I said all time I'm hot I don't know it and that's what part of what makes me we re examining and that's what Vancouver is there huh? don't know it.

No one tell them that you should have that on the sign. One hundred million and I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I was literally the latter one of last summer I was there. I was commenting to a friend that it's just its literally some of the most beauty women you ve ever seen in the world hanging out with tools. Yes, unbelievable like in a way you can in all their lives in everyone's its we're. Or do you That would never happen in theirs. There seems to be no agenda and there seems to be no. You know there's no ladder to climb over an area. They stand around like a bar club or something in enacting another just some hatchet talking to you any think, oh, she must recognized me from something but she's like twenty four and has no idea who you're she just friendly they're, just like a regular in talky in its it chatting it's weird like because you're so used to the allay stand. Arranges. Aren't you want some co guardian,

Introduce you to one of the firelight brother is like: what do you need for make way in ending Canada they get kinder the more they get to the to the centre of the country yet even kinder realistic, the EAST Coast and what will the Far EAST coast there very, very sweet and maritime promises? And then you know traumas, big city, Vancouver the big city, but once you get to the middle of it country wishes that nice as people in the world, the Mermaid West it exactly the prairies elect their midway? and it's just and girls would just flawless skin, because, while the cold weather in fresh water and clean live in just it's unbelievable, I'm gonna, I maintain open or embryos. I'm going with you. Fuck show business now Vancouver S hot, but doesn't know it is the way to get in Vancouver pants to complement it looks or its mind. May I say just by the by oh yeah, you're right. Why even calorie beers Hyrcania! That's nice high octane beer over there, in rows in once you three stooges by the way in theatres, of course, as we speak, wills got a pod. Can

they're out, and it's called there, the ten minute pot gas it's available on Itunes ham, fatter its duties. I guess you feel about that com website and will set, twitter. Should we do some news and will you hang out crack wise, whether please, without rose region that sometimes sometimes is bad and when it's time rabbit option, sided obligated to current and two former ts a screen or is it a lay? Acts have been arrested for allegedly taking bribes to not notice drugs that we're going home nerve. The t s ears, I know we're gonna go. The forty page indictment outlines five alleged smuggling incidents over a six month period. If convicted, the screening could end up behind bars for the rest of their lives.

Magua drugs out a valet, because every like coming through, I think, coming through the tea essay people are checking on the way out. Not on the way in which arise. we reject the eggs, the latter yeah custom military airbags come in and they do check say what now, because, as many shit Andrew may become a miserable are coming through. Like other countries like it could be, all laid out and in down Henley smugglers blues DR smugglers Blue do Miami ass. It comes from It's all laid out. It's all there. If you ever want to know how the cocaine trade works at all. Is that things now? That's it it's a tutorial for smuggling cope, who I'm all listen to it. Who has the bottle the curly shuffle lesson in yes right in methamphetamine. Who has the balls to attempt to bribe ts Asian? That's always my thing when considering criminal activity,

Thinking about what you are doing is like, I think, because wrong it's going to really go wrong. I I feel like Similarly press on, unlike I'm among set it Lee Press on nails and some generic crevasse away from doing anything. I wanted that airport when I walk around my acts. But that's that's me. the generic across here real Carvalho Sunday, but I work on the deeds as well. The press announced I bring about, yeah nails and of all the other case which which pocket the Gulf WAR. If that's what it feels like to me, We will feel like criminals debate. I may that that's just me, but I may be wrong. The acquisition bribing, like all females, east Asian with the press on nails and have a guy walk up, go what's going on a rare not have at the outset. I got something for you: do this look like high and law enforcement officials there? They now better, really act,

Do they know it's like? If someone saw this happen, I guess now, just money illegal, you can get through the airport, much stuff anyone care when anyone says, I think you only need to bring out the Lee Press on nails and Courvoisier if you get caught. Oh yeah, now, that's your rights case of emergency, yet he rightly, I just put it in there with the bag coke. There should be a dossier and less on nails. They're gonna give you a lincoln and not keep that Adidas bad weather. I have a story. It's gonna be a tangent way. It does relate to find out what goes on with smuggling polluters gonna find out where they moved in through Miami and they sell it and allay what happens every day videos, even better, is you'd never know was shot. It's an ethic. When

the curly shuffle guy was like you see. This is the kind of shit we should have been thinking about I may have overestimated the public's appetite for currently related monsieur. I would say you proudly I you know I gotta give others thanks. Unlike some people, now I would argue that Mammy vice Ultimate we did more harm than good. You don't like it it has just ever Jack ass, going as is tubs or Crockett Verve, perhaps away through those acting in this video there's like musical interludes yeah and It is nice to see a non smoker smoke screen holding cigarette with two hands that guy just ain't gun at Glenn Fries head through it's nice to see him decisively.

a feed. Every thing featured nerve videos normally nicer car tiny, contains not rolling around. Let's go. to be so bad. We were so excited just to see actual stuff moving. Yeah hustling back to occur can take a while to get their part rapture. I don't like it when the cops or the bad guys fire the gun in blank every time they fire and they, as that's like a guy. That's not far to go You know, you see the actors like blinking every time they squeezed trigger, there's going through nobody gotta catch. A packet. Labelling comes a guy Jason, every kind, this video. If we can hear it honking it would sound this year and there's no so there's just no metaphor,

really it's all just fuckin on the nose he's talking the lyrics to her by the way. Yes, it's a priest right here in stone their stone ways on a list of mercury every day They hide it. Tell your I've worked with its nowheres over the powder. Oh say like I'm telling you it's right here. Says they hide it. So they from Miami they sell. No, I I didn't tell you right How are you applaud, foretell, yeah yeah, we're him. He opened a ski resort, in so many words in the sino, so many words- and this is also one of those fake bathrooms, with the fake graffiti, this no etc. graffiti its tv graffiti

double cross, the guy Black issued this gun. You get it, they put it and tell you right now. We now, I feel standing open with lasers. What you're talking about daylight were higher want some snaps together we're gonna find out the Glen fly like cloned. Do you shall I up until you I'd? Like minded run, all the time is right. This last look at a plugin reload and our aim, or am I rise story which is a tangent but which relates because as the story of attempting to sort of bribe- and it did not go right when I lived in New York, my sister in our living together we're moving into o one bedroom apartment, because everything was expensive and a lot of people were converting their one bedrooms and two bedrooms and the only way you could do this was the higher company to build a pressure wall there very the apartment, very specific pressure wall, yeah attention wall. It said a wall that it's a temporary wall they put up in. It stays there for the whole time in the apartment, minimum

get down the end and their professional pulled up freshly, take it down and somehow it doesn't damage anything these it load bearing Europe. you're asking the right person, but how would I know other throwing the wall up to keep the sound in the dust out or they throwing a wall, it kind of prevents it prevents neither from moving around so yeah zone. Tonight it's how the retention wall, which is interesting, so we call it like putting up pickers and building a wall- that's picking up the load of the wall that you're, removing, I guess. But anyway, I back to the primary. They can build little windows into them and to be permanent, I mean for them the damage that your attorney is to create an extra room. It's just yet, but it doesn't with the structure of it. So anyway, there's like one of two companies, Yahoo com- and I called and theirs huge waiting list and we were gonna move and you know what say September first since agree. I you know, I can't do it on over, so I and at Times I said to the guys, like you know, ok woven

You know if there's any ways are waiting measurable if there's any way that you could do it sooner, I be really happy to show my appreciation. I meant with a tip I didn't know how works in New York, but will you gave me the most uncomfortable disgusting laugh ever? like a mad, but I realized blue rethinks. I'm offering sexual laborers, you guys have a bull bars, LU, LU, LU, LU, Boobs affair, the drums I have to say I the now that I'm literally a millionaire. I miss the part where you can Greece, a Wheeler palm

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and it's weird like it's almost like. I know tat, safe, open up for you No, but there was a time when I would imagine the you know: Frank Sinatra, like all all the fuckin ran, hackers. They just left the house with a wife twenties in case there was trouble. You don't, like you view rain over MAX. Ok, you got a little mouth. Inga had to beat the shit out of her whatever it was a little incident, then it be like I love yeah. You know, maybe your head into the lacking up the mess and like your head now near where we go and we're gonna latin corridor. What Jesus We call ahead make reservations and the guy just hold up his one hears our reservations and adjust peel off couple twenty obtained through the Maitre D dive

everything's like sharing need swipe your card and we need again I d need and make reservations, and we can't in its like it's a kind of its Africa worth being rich anymore. You're. Richard just be you know a guy, something in your fuckin baggy shouldn't fine cop. I mean type yeah over the Fuckin Turnpike of Jersey in nineteen. Sixty two, it give me give me fuckin licence with twenty box tucked in, like a tie, you know, make a little licence taco at twenty bucks and slip it through the window to the guy that guy to try to get a different time in when it was a better time did drinking. Having become a crime that serious question. I am still waiting. They use. Do I mean Maybe you could to slam the Cairo Guide all over the roads, Philammon Depart Carl. It would be it would, I think, back in the day will now everyone everyone's everyone is. I think everyone's. star Fucker, but there are also a star fucker and

I'm gonna drop a load on your forehead like not only do they want melt gibsons autographs, but they also want to be the guy who bus go see. I think it's inverse it used to be. If you are Cary Grant and a cop, hold the over. They do the goat are they come around you the floor? Oh Mr Grant, it seems like you ve been over serve tonight. Please let me escort you back your home and then he basically you'd follow the cot back to the house that that was back in the day, Now, I would say: if they saw very you know if they saw Brad Pitt and it looked like he was close to being drunk, you want to be the guy. back to the precinct Ngos. Guess you busted Brad Pitt so now, even if it was, they didn't regulatory Brad Pitt so used to be like this civilian here, so

Liberty way above them and now its civilian here celebrity below there, which is, if, as I do, that was like maybe a couple fears but you're sort. You might go less by just slow down and get the fuck out here, but of its many gifts, and you got a fucking Paloma car now and hope that you're, the dude who busted male gifts it yeah yeah that sort of stuff doesn't happen in Canada recent move out there. Oh no! No you do you guys know. Do you realize? Has the cops drunk caricature drug barons are ones hammered lampshade listen. I write a motorcycle offers. A certain degree of protection is texting and driving allowed their cause. That is how I'm going to die for Chechnya,

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