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a breather, managed Chris Luxembourg executive producer. The atom corolla shall end with me, as always, are cruel archives. Super fan, Giovanni everybody. Let's go back to June. At the end of June, two thousand ten, the band hot hot. He came on the pot gas treason, Brian, were there too, and GEO made a little super cut. Superfine super cut of the show a chopped off a little bit on the top and the end of the show, a little bit of ads on removed, YO to tighten up a little bit, but basically the full episode does a month into when they started doing the atom, crucial format on the pot guest, this classic Adam Teresa Brian. I felt like what better Christmas gift the weaker than a classic full episode not chopped into ports, check it out right tee. How you feel baby girl really get really got ballroom.

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that's the one all the damage that their repairing all that they got out the joke business years ago, yeah they don't wanna, be junk. No, there, good, bye young junk, and I If you again, yes, here Yes, it's a lot like any. Our doktor pull a couple slugs out of a gang banger, but he knows in the next room. There's some infant clinging collide because a stray bullet caught the infantile like an Bangor. He saved is gonna, go out and shoot a bunch of other like what European isn't going to pay. This is a weapon, and this is really Poorman poor man, because I too, when as a station in my life, went to probably the same simply clinics in Santa Monica Rail wow much of what lay restoring, unfortunately, would you haven't? I nothing. What happened was I went there cuz there was some What are some some marking? Is? They have come from a certain young lady and our King Arthur Dodgy, looks at the marking says what you got contact dermatitis me. I will tell us that the US has twelve. Does you want?

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Boy everything so much like a baby is a great need. Me. Look you look you such a big boy with me all over your penis l. I owe smell that that's a hint of laughter life. All this is gonna, be great and then what happens when day, sixteen years old, your camping and your loops at home, and you lose hey. You forgot to pack me like yeah, God is lard appear in the hills, and animal fat was left over from the bacon. Could clarify this more each month lose a little vague in fat. I guess congeal bake, if I don't just a little bit of stern, oh and here, I think that you are you're cops on far right or you try to maybe melted marshmallow literally figure to be right there. The point is this:

It's like the sea. If it's a fickle, mistress, don't get don't get stuck on the loop you get married Where can I get away from it can't be done that before you know, you're goin for your roommate facial, Scrabble, HOLLAND, top Dermot off Joe. Let me ask you this: have you been in dire straits and had to use a butter or the manner too shrewd for that, because you never got addicted to the Jergens I might happy sat me they're. Usually impact is like a giant cash on an only son stay away from their lube yeah, you're talkin about it. It's all, listen, it's all right with lube users saw rainbows impeach fires at the beginning, but wait you when you get down to it. Next to you now you Jones and for some very slippery slope, you use it

the same relationship we have with booze like I do in pretty good drink? It's a nice avenues. Sniffed Crown Royal every night to take the edge off, but what happens It's gone in a the dragon, and I know what I'm saying you will if you're, really, if you need it, if you really need it rubbing alcohol, just try to catch, buys sheriff Thou swash that both watch us that's what happened, support Brian and was killed himself with the apricots. I really think he was just explaining his nice. I wanted find him, while you were taken airline lesson, I dont use anything down there that could potentially make my penis smaller. I say way from the stuff that has a brace of Senate now to get over it No, I don't

well, where it down lesson, I dont want to one of you guys, but the free clinic on Burma is wayward Santa Monica biggest Santa Monica as at least sort of ass, expensive houses view. Whenever I gotta have remarked the urban they're, not angry at your they're, pretty pissed off their pretty but yeah lady would like this. Dern lady with the tight braid she's, his as she has like fifty vaginas to look at that all infected But how good a mood I mean? Really when you take a look like some of these people, whether it's in a prison guard or working at the free clinic, I mean sink about what dealing with on a daily basis in not in the sick, about you, those jobs it incurs director. You know we just bp there's not a human being. You see that has a nickel r b doesn't have a east infraction. You don't owe me like think about what you're dealing

Is there any? I think a lot of people at this particular clinic needed abortions over it. I've kind bummer yeah I mean I would just had a garden variety clytia with both by the way they did not diagnose, because I really honestly think they thought your white. You probably don't, have been D. yeah, probably used infection, but yet your school principles. Maxine Impregnable yeah, what It's all relative is winning the fancy private school. You, it s your precious Jones and when you're at the free clinic on Vermont Europe, basically an heiress, interesting your skin tones, and change when you go into a cool, hipster, expensive sky,

Oh, you are sort of low woman on the total, their interesting and then you gonna Vermont year that you're you're married Poppins they'd, never seen anything like it. You know, I really I the exact same thing with my, if necessary, which was was always a talent and never you swing in a hammer perfect. When I the golden gloves in nineteen eighty four, eighty olympic auditorium. It was like you know, but eyes or sign on the ring man. Knowledge can handle getting beat up there Part of that I remember is when I got to the rings. Lives like eighty five fights and one day is to rings and the Middle Limerick Auditorium in the worst party, you get there ten in the morning you fight like for fifteen in the afternoon, just pacing around in your trunks, for like six hours in the back of the Olympic Auditorium words,

area and how many times you get up and go the bath or was it back down a lunatic. Tell me into a shadow by now about back again and gloves when I got to the ring. The guy was like you know a fighting, Montoya GM, Adam, cuddle, exasperating and a real. Kilometers digested, all spanish thing on Adam Corolla, and I realize oh because was in contact with the big Budweiser and the eight hundred other makin surnames. He yelled out that day. He just Corolla just rolled those isles and so So if you do the long gloves and your mexican and then when I swing and hammer? I was back to Italian and then the set I got an a was jewish I'll show you in a writers, room first name, Adam fuck you, RO the joke

the clouds on the planet matching Lynette said she was excited a date you because she just assume do urge you and she loves the Jews yup per day. I've taught her to love Jews or dare did you know what that issue? Did the Jew, math witches? I the same math I do, which is they Their family oriented the Euro stick together. They raise their kids, they have an emphasis on education and blah blah blah. But little did she know. I don't give a shit about any of that. I had dad Dietrich Bade are said to me Oh, you know, o your kids and our kids. I went to say whatever some some men. I said downwards doing that parent thing: where do you live? Where do you live parents get caught up and where do you live? That's a school in other. Do too

thanks I'll do the school that a trader chose out here where you amount to look like. Oh, that's, a good trader judge like relegate parking lots, bank good, good practice, yeah good powders, given flavors a keeper ASA. While this is so sad, were basing their lives by what trader Jos were next there, where you up up and lock research, tough Thirnagoas, only the level one I've aimlessly white soundly based gets go bad even faster. I went there what's up already here for me you're here. For me the point is so that's what the rich white people today talk about the schools and school, so Diedre got better obviously into his kids. He sped up kids as for oh, so they get right to start preschool r r K whenever

Special K, United, we have a learning disordered should be called special care. If I wait, I'm tired, but we funding for the parents, you don't how nice it goes, a special care. The point is this: He said he kindergartner rambler God in us. That's how bad is it out? I should think it. Start! Is it what's it over the spa? Oh now what the fuck I just pay for it What do I need to know? You really don't know the name of their square. Should I what's goin over there. There's nothing go and have you been there now? going over there, but first up I'm peers. You're, not gonna cost. We fifteen hundred bucks a month or two of them, are whenever it as I could get one of those fuckin plastic ass? They used to keep the seagulls from shitting on tat side of the seafood restaurant. He had put it on a stick play, sand. Tell my kids lesson woods. You

hell, razor, sharp harrier play. You pulls off your eyes if get out alive. Now play nicely and then take a nap like an archie style. I find any in here watch a little discoveries. Fifteen, I just say: fifteen hundred lies not in one or talent. Is I don't know either yeah? Look it up dared yeah, you know, there's a racket called a co op and have just started looking into this cause. I've a nine month old but apparently have to get on top of this early. I guess it. Oh good, appreciable, tiller, two and a half or three or pie, five train. So there's this thing called right, you pay them a lot of money and work there once again, I don't want we'll call me old man but if I pay you teach my child. Why do I have to show up there? I'm paying you what other job could possibly boy with that? Well, Listen to me whether the act of its if its public school strove its public school, then there's a lot of those stores and, like the teacher, had to buy their own pencils and

gee gathers allied rulers like why why no money in the budget. What about the lottery? What about the fucking billions of dollars at the mexican squandering the fuckin? Latterly, regarding Lakers tickets? We what's that wherever the lottery money and then they got a price. School that they like bake, sale and staff, and after Go M shared there, always do these fun razors. Like luck, you some quick Matthew. There's twenty five of these kids. You basically just you warehousing and they sit around. They run in a circle of international Food Day where they try falafel your. Is almost nothing ever. paying two thousand bucks imprisoning last month. What the fuck do you need to have it? Why you have why you need to sell cupcakes relies awake like cut it now. Look I don't mind. If I'm not working, I don't mind going in for a day be nice to be, I love being with the baby. However, I assume I'm gonna have a job How am I supposed to work there and have a job

Do I want to hang out with other parents? Were none of them? Are have jobs. There are probably not gonna like them you don't I get sucked into I get suckered into the it's? The graduation it's the whatever it's the whatever than I do. The thing I like that, had shown up, goes, dad's got jobs and who else is free on noon on Wednesday and ought to show up at this? They are there come on out. There are smash cut to me, being the only thing was set up all standing, an entire room during the parachute flop. Dancing in the kids are just and they're, not even responsive at that age like another. Just like now it's time for tyrannies turned to go in the circle to me too, Tell me tell me: carry go in Zaragoza. The kid wanders around pisses on himself walked about the bag circle. He doesn't know what the fuck is. The same reason. We don't know what the fuck we were. We were three, and not only did we not know where the fuck we were, we didn't care and we learn shit. Oh by the way you

You give so fuckin acorn in a pie ten when their three they can learn that have to be environment that rich with learning nutrients bullshit Skin, let him let him run around. Let's walk round outside for five minutes, the learn shit there essentially learning how to share their toys and shit like that right. In their learning and a social eyes when, when don't you I mean tat is our some point. What I'm saying is: ok, you learn how to socialize. You learn how to get along with others. So I had that experience so far walking down the street. Some guy goes excuse. We do have the time what I do me I'm in the knots and then this hidden with snow shovel artist go oh yeah them a Czech say. Twenty five, like What eventually you learn d? Not that bad luck, learn all this stuff. I lay there were very value

language skills like as if what some they didn't do that I just be lightly I'll Jody fires in their name, people get back at a reality. twins would be like if they didn't go to pray K so it's less I'll racism! I find their school. another name. If you, a lot from school academic call, my Mary refined by the way, if you can't make it to your co op day, you can, you can send your nanny. This is one of the rules of the co op. Not at all. Now here's a quick quick note was we ve been talking about the crappy public schools and in the problems and the lack of parental involvement, just probably law the problem, but I was reading Super free economic, very interesting theory about why schools are bad. ok, so feminism came along got seemed great. Women could do anything they wanted. They could be lawyers, doctors they could get. Nba

but it used to be that the best and the brightest they would graduate for the women with graduate from I really schools, and what can they do that to teachers all women were basically if you are really smart and driven you'd could become a nurse or a teacher. So that's what I meant all of a sudden. They could do anything. So why would the best and the brightest want a low paying job where they're going to be in y'all? Have thirty five kids in their class and it just became something that, smart people with a lot of options, didn't necessarily want to do in paying feminism, fractured families and shady parents and self entitled parents and face it. Parents don't wanna, do the homework put in the time stay together, and also when the parents are together. The kids have the kind of get their shit together when the parents are split up and people are just sort of splintered. In different directions. The kids can can run run amok, but you know I really

I probably had to good teachers out of a hundred and twenty eight as they they helped. But ultimately I eat, each class I had had once in a while. I have a good teacher most I have a shitty teacher, but then we one or two good students and their class and that's good students would figure out a way to be good students, the matter who the teacher was there just do the work, a turn in the papers. I read the material, they do it. and once they did that those kids were done like never find, are going off the Stanford Matter who they were a pair. Were they just went off in a shitty students found a way to fuck up every class. what are no matter? How great the teacher is normal dumping are gonna, be disruptive and not give a shit. I was horrible, But don't you think that's interesting out all these opportunities. I mean. I really do think that if public school teachers made eighty ran with a chance to make a hundred. You would get a higher quality of teacher. Well, I mean a work here. The point is if, if everyone who worked airport security, Meda,

grand a year, you probably get a higher class a person, and that too I mean you'd, get a higher class Mcdonald's employ if those guys made a living Why do you know? I mean I would not argue with that in just about any round other hand. You know school teacher when you break it down, I mean when you really take the unions in the fifty Grand a year the forty eight or whatever it is in some of the benefits and then said where the euro I dont, during the summer I mean you get lights, even in a real people oh really have careers. That'll take two or three months: after the summer and Christmas might be a week, maybe but they're not taking two and a half weeks and the eastern laying the groundwork another two and a half way to me. I know guys if you can suck it up and get through your first five years and I kind of shit. Guys friend, of friend, Jimmy's out Vegas, as he like a t a covers six period. They got tons alike

six days and benefit days, blah blah summer and all I can to ship plus the pay kind of rats Before you know it, you may go like seventy five eighty grand a year, but you really you get seventy five eighty grannie here, but you working months out of the year. I mean if you make eighty grand here and you're working. Eight eight have once a year it's making a hundred and five hundred ten grand here and you get a liar like we get you get someone to cover your first period. Are you get whatever? First, parity get your free period, your first period at the shop, the line and whenever it elevates Bob Bob Bob I so you can make it work for you, but anyway Let's power ahead to bony gets among its news cute up. I didn't from the International NEWS center. That's the Donnie's minibikes. This is the news with Teresa Strasser your Elena occasions of yesteryear. They became teachers horse now, she's, most likely gonna become a Supreme court nominee.

took on her republican critics on the second day for confirmation hearing in particular a hit, exchange with Jeff Sessions, a senator from Alabama who quizzed cake but her role in limiting military recruiters at Harvard LAW School because of the don't ask, don't tell policy how she shut him up, how This close to Poland, my shirt up, I saw her eyes were directed at the end of my remarks some questions and then she got on her sled when together, he was shrank away her sessions Kagan who was the law school dean saw to treat military a second class. However Kagan said she was trying to make sure recruiters had full access to students, while still upholding the schools, anti discrimination policy. Then by the way she pulled out, a jam which is her own father, was a veteran velvet

He revere the military, hard power too hard to say anything to that view. So during this exchange today, a woman as another senator I maybe she didn't have any questions prepared for a lane Kagan, I'm not sure what happened, but she knew she was gonna have some time on the floor. And I don't know maybe like she does thought. I dont really amazing, to ask: I'm gonna give a shout or an. I think I have a joke. That's really funny, I dont know, what happened, but it was it was. It was supremely. She was nude and she had the writing soy bomb that much I that would have in less awkward railway yeah, I love the? Let's, take a listen. This is senator aim and you do had an incredibly gruelling day yesterday and getting well, but I guess it means you miss the midnight. In view of the third twilight moving

last night We did not miss it in our household and culminated in three fifteen year old girl sleeping over at three, as I have this urge to about the internet may that I just feeling. I keep wanted to ask you about the famous case of Edward versus Jacob or the vampire versus the werewolf, but I wish you wouldn't I will refrain y know. You can't come in case it such a way that ok, she was a legal clerk for Thurgood Marshall. I mean this is a really superlative act. Academician marshals ago plays abandoned the bone. I oh yeah, raw famous Supreme court, just air erotic, port to workmen. however, the bad about since it wasn't, by all the whisky one scotch in one big rocks if you ready for that duty are right with me. While she

whatever I recall- you hit the right- you know what it's like this that goes and fill that semis, as I think mostly writing breeze is ever she got her bill, Frank Guy, I dont. What is their motion road with a four hour? She was a poor thing for justice and see would help prepare, freeze a supreme court of Rock and roll he's. Gonna rattlesnake for fell away. She's got my vote, which want to set the husky word. Who wrote it for this theatres. Its workers, as requested by twilight, was Alain Occasion Husky, but she wrung from their check, want to check what to check went to Harvard LAW. I dont use Jackson Round video like this, like with, like other road

well that's life whether these was traveling. I think he just went to his hours by local gauged. Just like the boy. Why said slew was the church goers talk about, twilight was involved and argued about money on the way over there. She thought you know it be funny and timely. This team Edward Thing No, what somebody like it also needs to do to everybody who speaks in public somebody needs to explain to them before they hit the podium or the day after the stage. You're not funny keep it brief. Stick to the business in hand in male stop speaking times, you God, I've been funerals, handed people microphones as like that start off with Larry will be met. Larry Larry will we measures and that there has to be said are like.

arise, river story and it's like I'll come on shut the fuck up. What else do you do? Did wrong? You don't say dinner. Is that thing there's that impulse it's it's very human impulse. If we give someone a microphone and you pack them Rome, it doesnt matter where this is the conventional wisdom like if you took the toastmaster, is class or something when they tell you open with a joke and anyone the crowd over. No Europe with a question and then he shut the fuck up and slink bacteria see I've been. On the other hand, these confirmation hearings are kind of idiotic, because it's a fate promptly as well tell a job but maybe like a knock, knock or something there so she's in barring something incredibly shocking, she's It's really just a chance for senators to show off to their constituents that you know a lot of shit or that their hilarious. ass, a tough questions in this fuckin

I didn't even know, twilight. I didn't I found out you don't you know. I never stop bitching about fucking vampire movies, because you're ripping off a pre existing ideas, the biggest cop out in the world to sit down. and create a piece of art that involves something that was written Hunter five years ago and they made hundreds of movies. Tv shows about an already like you're gonna, be a vampire movie and by the way you're twist of all. This is totally different. These variant browser, It's all! Stop the presses wow, that's a completely as muzzle look. I've taken back right or like Husky and have male pattern. Ball is another attractive young whew wow. This is a totally different thing, but when I found out that this movie- and I never knew it when I found out that the sole twilight thing was vampire, an where walls Love to movies, now ride,

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bad sign as a nation when you're leaving us here when, when our Ladys leave or like oh, don't forget your shawl out over your pussy Barrack Drab, like you said, goes where they're leaving some people are very critical of the re backs, we're including Victoria Cogia Fellow for the Centre for Disease Control and prevention. East african country of Uganda, she says it's a form of enslavement, the fear surrounding the victim, the act of wearing the cod, in anticipation of being assaulted, all represent enslavement that no woman should be subjected to, but you can say the same for rape a record sooner. And by the way like. I wonder if it's like, if you become like Bill Bixby the hawk like we get this weird confidence like you, just can't walk in India. She did biker by that, you weren't miniskirt Annie. that's good!

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Mueller. He asked the young man fourteen to pose naked with a cowboy had an stuffed animal. Nine times, Nine then a couple times as in India, once in a while he got busted. I now he's in trouble again he's been charged with a single fell on account of failing to update his registration as a sex offender. Joan. Sixty three was arrested on suspicion of failing to renew his registration with the state within five days of his last birthday was released on twenty thousand dollars, This is really I mean that this whole, like being iconic movie and all that kind of stuff. It's it's. It's all great Intel. This shit goes down. You don't owe me, does it seems like such a blessing. Why.

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I saw an area blasted fur and by the way this is the second time he's gotten in trouble for not properly registering the other time he was. With his mom after this went down, and I guess when he moved out of his moms house at fifty seven, if you didn't know, five police, I mean there is up a lot of just your life's going in the wrong direction Could I register in advance as a sex offender? Just in case you want a pre registered. Well, let's just say some happen: any not be distracted. The legal proceedings are emotionally destroyed, prodigal their divorce and stuff. Like that, the last thing I don't have to do let's go down and read there's a sex offender. I think a lot of my flight try. Now I've got a pre emptive strike

that really smart, like the way like you know, when you fair and honest, comes retaliatory like ominously register and took him astronaut counselor get tickets after weight in line exactly that thing, exactly really are about on Amazon laws. If you then got busted for taking pictures of a fourteen, are all that stuff, then off your first, impulsive be like damn and the second one that would be: gotta Richard Resources sex offender. Few years back, that's one You already know that we are a little thing like once. You do something you kind of want to use it like when you buy a fire extinguisher, there's a party the kind of hopes you get all Greece fire you can use. It says you can say was worth the nineteen box. Overhung deeper Reggie sector. Can you do that? I think he would probably explode the head of the bureaucratic, you went to talk to you, I will look at how the court house I will look into it. I think I'm gonna bring tape recorder

probation officials had recommended a suspended sentence and three years probation. This was after the incident with cowboy hat and stuffed animal. According to a probation report, the victim told Fontana police. He met Jones through another photographer, his uncle had taken into the other photographer, who paid him to pose naked and actually abused him. According to the boy I told you I was in Fund Hannah over the entire weaken. It is Not only is it not in our lay it's not the United States, you don't wear this fuckin places, but it is we heard and scary Scott. It's got it's really. It's got all the bad parts of Mexico and none of this sort of quaint charm part of it in own. It's, like all the shittiest parts of Mexico, meets the shit. He's parts of Kentucky meets the city's parts of like Nevada Alderson. One dark ball really

a ship box at place, where there are a lot of lessons to be learned here, one keep your registration up to date. Are you going to continue to make news when you're trot, when you hope the industry forgets that you took pictures of a fourteen year old naked anyhow, I had just let people know where you are and also, if your mom and dad your brother wants to take your fourteen year old couple photographers. Probably it's going in a bad direction right and you should maybe suggest they go too land yeah, it's bad too, when you're, when your brother says yeah way activity see some photographers and it goes ok uncle. Let me just get dressed. Despite this, I got this. Ass from the holiday and guide us in our work I urge underpants foot laughs and our bathrobe, like you're gonna, massage command like we're Burke, William Separatist, can be a guy from first thing.

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as we said, listen does not need legal about her polar top up and down, like shouted, the kids math and you probably should have taken it easy doing. Doughnuts with your eighty visa lesson, averages chill out go home and I just thought that that good that's about it, sounds like good, canadian sensibility just it's not that good deal. Eighty is regarded by writing these brass. That's pretty canadian was tat. I was talking to about the show, I think, a sudden. Sixty minutes, like the pot king or the guy, had a Canada MIKE Mark Amre he's in a building mark Emory his eyes like Head Office is right, but under a student I see him every there really is a welcome around now. What's what's his story here we were trying to extradite him what I don T think he was extradited. I think he's serving time or maybe not. Maybe what I assume the bank to like whenever I go and unlike the dashing on I've got like but

I dont know what he's done for anyone for any good like what is well either by the ears ears, the bride, doesn't do anyone any good either we don't arrest them. The point is the point: is that what we have enough criminals in this country. We gotta go, take canadian criminals and drag them in our country and then pay for their incarceration and all the cords and process and all I can to make it an example of this would be selling, and I feel like we're right at the end of this parting, thirty years of arguing about something, that's retarded, whether people should, open or not. I just feel like getting to the end of it like what you like. Papa players yard it's over in Canada. Its de criminalized Nobody here you have a pot lawyer yeah, that's that's the issues, the power still gangsters upon you can I mean I know plenty people who you have them in their closet priority to crack down the hall

pinkish mail to grow mushrooms in your closet. If you want to but ass it smell, like shit yeah, I don't want to do it. I can handle of you say and if you want to grow power plant on your own property shouldn't you be allowed to and by the way for all the squawking, this country does about LEO, live free or die, and all that kind of stuff about this simple right, you know everybody has the right to have a hand and which can have a pipeline. That's my point. What is a November is another thing. The vote is in this November is year. I think I can see is confusing because every single every vote there, some pot related vote. used about it, when not only one decriminalize and legalised I want to be able to grow upon plan my ass, like I why I dig like I got Roma tomatoes

and less- and I got myself some apricot and I got myself some nectarines and I am one of the things I have a little patch during your backyard is growing your own shit. I want an ice pipeline, even if it's just I think about it, just comes over. I think you know, I think it s a pretty get ready broke, so Well, let's talk a little hot had here for a few beads. How did the ban form has been agenda for a long time right now, twelve years last saw young here. How do you do that aid and water? The arm and written this out? I wonder, is bad times it is it doesnt taste is good it or smells good here. Well, you look it's too hot here in ruins. Everything I mean a lot this the short version, as we do in bans for years and years and years- and this was one of like many bans that actually come unstuck

caught on what we want? We were the best banned you now. We all knew it right away right, First time we have our yeah yeah mean we started when I was. I think I was seventeen pushing thirty what I do not think it was, we just moved into a house and it was actually to tie unity stories. Who was an ex grow up? How house we needed. The key. Was you build your own jam spot of everyone in the same house, so it was like the cheapest house. We can fight. We do plugs altogether, really were plugs like really high up around a lot of them and we did a little research and we found out there was this controversy like a year before the Victoria Police Department had come into this drug house which had a couple of pebbles and they show the peoples to get into the house. We're pretty impressive ourselves to have scored that scored, asked the plot.

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in the past year. I like a cat, I feel, like cats, don't get the marina. I feel I can still get to do. Forbearing there do like, as far Patsy go the fact that Go out? The back yard dig a hole. Shit then cover back up with dirt. Again pretty fuckin good, that's good! I give you could teach your dog dig alone of all shifted married again. Are you will hear your child now about to do that shit, hole and buried Junior? What what kind of procurement he's not the whole story: Ryan nor Oyster. While I only got my were young s, I stop boy amount, but the point is glaringly shit kind of cato- carry your own shit. I've used thing about tat. You know walkin never after welcome

and bury their own shit. I'm clean themselves a clean themselves, United Europe, to take away the groom, UR scrubber mirror that Lesbian combined the van, including about that and clean themselves, and my dog had hit by but bit by rattlesnake. Oh, my god. Tat would be that due to him, did he flipped no, but hey? Who did feel about my wife because I get like out of a movie like you know, I was watching Oprah today and press sad that you should get a rattlesnake trainer to come by your house. A fake snake and from your dog blah blah blah like honey now god Damn Steve

he's gay brother, come over to my house with a faint fuckin rattlesnake. It I'd have to pay him six hundred. Is it we want those exact numbers like he thought about it? Six hundred eighty two dollar, twenty nine sounds like I just want to be a man in charge me six. I note your phone up. They like you a lot about and he's gonna run around with Molly for half a day and see my wife and bull shit like this. I go in for that. Bullshit, that's an incredibly All me should person like yeah, come on over what the shake covered over with the shake reads that super unleash employment right, because we have rich white people here, watch o ruining by internet Gian. It is its duty. Where I go where they have bathroom attendance on like that That's the last niece job rabbi standing waiting for the Finnish, like the job that I essentially should be able to do myself waiting pull your own piper tat. I would pay money to have the room clear.

I thought I had my guy in the storm I would do you know. I always you hold your hand, somebody tat your foot, I spanish me off and if you're gonna be in the eyes of the whole languor yeah disarming early ass. Yet we hear yourself like, I would say, good luck, years. Ten. Now, as I do half now, half after a shit, that's always out, I got up and the jobs that is now that now used to stand there. What somebody tries to get any town the shutters overflow in and they discover you lose your? Will. I reserve all our move back. I am just pulled twenty bucks out, probably best twenty bucks. You never smash there. Like a look at the Arabic, down, and I turn to the edge of your body like in a shady raw at least I have had a shady rockland like do just stand here. Women do stand,

good because they don't put doors. Apparently that's like the cool anything that is not what doors, because everybody's on drugs doing drugs. still? What about your doors? On the bathroom or on the stall that you're the stall style put doors, these really you're, not enough. Why are they not here's the thing too this. What I want to say how my dog bit my rattlesnake two days away and almost died away. Aroused short time or are just not just the one time moments after I told my wife, I was spending money on a rattlesnake trade. It's just my rouse. Let's go get the barbecue going go in the back with Morocco and a beer, unjust war them off What do you want to do more in terms of more the bathrooms I'll, say this and Aunt Theresa.

is the only one here spend any real time in a woman's bathroom no no hyperbole, but you know these accurate, as you possibly can, guys Van belies bathrooms guys pierce, all over toilet paper rules that will be the guy goes back. Maybe that toilet paper all like, especially to the park or something I can in fact locked on anything in some guy, some asshole just piss just like so I think, they're guys it causally carving gang signs that shit into the toilet. See, though carving shit, if you'd ever got aspect with like what the letter envelop masons, they yeah chipping away. If you go into a bathroom like in escaping rank, thereby holes where the guy hit it. With this skates like took his gaze and enable guys kick, this shit at a bathrooms advise because guy

would go in interest, but rip doors off it also to shit. Eventually, the guy who own the gas should this, why they fuck it like you, I'm close and you're not going in there and we had a road if ourselves. Now you want to get out of order. Yet your hard working ban, you want to go in there and take a shit after hard set of rock and on Sunday I think, there's no door, there's a Hata Yitzhak, so the more the first I've ever put. Those called you're ruining for everyone- and I remember thinking about the Adam Sandler skit worries Talkin about, like you know you, personal Mcdonald's, bathroom, Alderson, Ukase, battlements, don't shit! shit, Riah, exact thing I dont like yours when the highway doves, that's a rock group I was I was in it. I wasn't looking to try something guitar centre and censorship. The other day I walk into the bathroom. I need to actually use the sit down section of the best. Sure am a guy open source

so in a very waters they call it over, there may be. The added me is it like. I wanted to know muddy the waters and walk in and the dialect stairs mean the I walk so and there's piss, although the sea Who needs actually use this when yeah we're too lazy to just lifted up with your facet of an earth guilty discharge that I will show you the dead. You know you dare did not allow. A lot is now lay all route. Let's examine the facts. Luxuries extra grassroots examine those in the south We worked together in a radio station. I why into the bathroom. I thought I was a love there. you you're animals perfectly good perfectly Simple, yearn wagons! You do this. Just this begging to be personalized diviner. I think I saw to choose one eye, being a one look. My right saw dawsons

sandals over in the stall and said what's going on in there. Does it s a number of days in advance, and then I said, is a seed up. Does in report? they said now. I have plenty of time for Asia Right, listen, Gimme, a second Zack I, the toilet seat, was made with that. Do in the middle. So if you just happened to drop you not piss on this is that this will be our aim. As I said earlier, this is horrible. First, stop it's a goddamn bathroom, listen William smiled, but here's the deal they should not the toilet seemed like a wishbone, because that little two inches and run builds your confidence. I can make it I can make it,

that last little burst its the sea where's your fight in left, the toil and see what is them with bands of nine online Athenians that to you can't use your feet down you'd. Rather, you know, you can't use your fought to Olaf fucking door or to flush I'll the guy's walk round the person and they don't want to touch the door and also with their foot up and pushed open. Now they get a password on the door. Now on touching the door, You can't use your fortune flush, hey guys

there's one time it won t it basically a peach headphones on air lesson. All that this is like that is. Like Doktor drew this like telling doktor drove. I got busted for do you. I won the one time I drank, and drought, don't want anyone. Fourteen year old, in a cowardly, I'm selling it ass. It happened one tat. He and I follow. You got past reviewing its four years of your your eye. Does the publishers crackpot? Why once you got caught picture chronic? How do I speak? Sir? Remember, you're you're a doctor, our center. I got on the sea, not a word. I just don't like the leg. Look you and me, like you're gonna, have to clean up. My kids could have used the Koreans clear Water, Europe of me. If I could get to be a one off Amazon whenever Anti remains neglected, will know who just want like with Javert those times withdrew where you just just one and one you know like eighteen beers, not and he just let loose

A new like this drew has, however, been revised in front of you. are we going on with walls? get a urine doktor through doktor drew and I wouldn't when we did love line. Had this weird. It's separation anxiety with her. We we we do love line and in the middle of the night, in our so we'd being a studio and in there be no one else there. It's weird because Rio stations is to be held of activity during the day, but you know that midnight against its worthy? It's some guy wearing a white work in a floor, bopper other guy in the fuckin place, and so it's weird I had run of the place, so we would get up and go. I drew us go to the bathroom like in between bright and guide, and then there was a I've spy bathroom, which was the K Rock bathroom, but the app made that Jack Bathroom or whatever

whatever radio bathroom that what was far away unspent? occasions I'd go. Let's go to the amp one. May we take a little walk so mean drew, would take a walk, and I would do I ain't a lot of asparagus. I love asparagus. While you guys feel about that fuckin awesome day this about asparagus, it's one of the you betcha was you, don't really need a monkey with you just they re a little salt on. It is pretty good just that we would all butters even better, but you don't really need smothering with shit. It's good right out if I really liked start asparagus. In two hours later we go to the bathroom announced our personal that euro, and I can just ah, is, I would say

I place up with it, and I think it really feels almost gay for another guy to really really taken another guys urine that when you now taken, it is urgent that we find a dimension that walk, because I remember the first time we did love like we're talking and joking, and you got it was ok Regular breakin, both who has stood up like army men restarted marching together questions for the doktor like like Ireland I have seen the doktor it. Oh, I was just like this as running to keep up needed. Through a door and around a corner, yeah we're gonna bathroom together all the time. I thought you guys are doing some mouse. Yeah we'll see happen it up and we just do it you're on the air. We talk to the people and off the air that was our time to whiz and talk

it also paying with a doctor, makes it better. I don't ever ease lack any gross value added thrown upon. Is she box botched circumcision before we reach the shah? The circular, without the buzz, is always an example on the way over because you're in a ban with a bunch of guys the same guys. You know you don't hold them back. you smell. Some like Lou, was belting like crazy on the way I don't like I said I don't want to live. A life saw where I'm always like thinking about what somebody that I'm ingesting. Essentially, we spend a lot of time together in a single year in Libya, we ve been living together for nine weeks living we replace in Brooklyn with living together. This is why, in addition to twelve years, you haven't wedding ring through political life living with you guys know she's in Vancouver.

CS is now. Why do you works as a cold wind is blowing around on war? You obviously is basically lived but why allay why? All these weeks ago, I dont mean: why does anyone? Why would anyone choose to live in areas other than. Then I could make a back in a manner was heard. I live here now now we will have our manager. He said you guys. Do we got a new item, you should do residency and that's where you play at every day. The same Dave every week for a month, A club future breeds by the way, yet each reasons why I don't either thing is, and so sick of standard ways of promoting I hear the same responses to the same questions over and over so we do interviews this when we were actually talking like humans. We would like me like the spice it alphabet and like if someone asked me a question and never answered the question. I just say what I really want to say, because it's more interesting

and that's why I called MIKE straight up said: hey. We actually really give a shit about doing this park as we do in his. I forget while about like no filter it off. By the way I did notice job just drop the asthma fuck yeah Why does everyone well? Nevertheless, it we're flattered that day. You guys are fans of the pipe gas and we now We hear someone place on a reactor. I'd rather talk. I'd rather die, rather talk about. Looking downloaded some rules. Getting another plug future breeds name. Now, one in three years why it takes a lot. The studio and now in its which upper mob reinvent has it has a different basically we we were doing

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on the island. Hang yourself like that. When all do and it's weird where people go Gratefuller, hey, you can do anything you want to do, but that also means you could not get pay for everything you wanna. Do you know that you can make a twenty two minutes on like rush yeah, there's a lot of comparisons between us and rush lately, because we're just doing whatever I just saw documentary on them because my husband's, like a huge fan- and I thought you had the- but I can understand how did they get paid for doing the twenty two- in its own right and then the days. That's the dream that realisation driblets, whether hailed as kings, even though he has the voice of generally, you put you put the twenty two minute version on the basis of Thomson. Right. That's how you do it by here. It's kind of a certain people are rising up, as you know symbols of freedom from a previously existing kind of

Hollywood. Ironic change. Your slave name, like Prince, yeah, we even dabbling was noon. How about your majesty did did that What was the story with Radiohead? They release that record online. It's a good exists at pay, which he can and ended up making a shitload of money. Out of that, it's a good and bad example, because they were still radio had so obviously lad. Think they were so they were, they were, they had millions of dollars and a whole record label pump them hard for ten years. Now. What do you know? They were built up to be Radiohead before they could just go Harry around this record wrangling guys, because we're still working from grass roots ground level. So anyway,

what people know who you are they per day and yet more aware example, because we started in old school, we signed a record deal and did a traditional, and then he asked to leave in our seen how far we can take a deer while style, but it's not a guaranteed thing like do. You know where the pocket There's gonna be in ten years now I mean look, I always say to people, you may go, oh hey your pioneer and I go well like so guys and then Negro leagues, but doesn't mean I got paid right out Jimmy, even no matter? What skin. Color was the first guys in the fell, the maid for good and a year and then added worker car dealerships, the offices of the other work nor Reggie Bush people there

He will then make money urge people there are sound or Doug floated up a Canadian? You guys don't let him hardener something yeah. Now, I'm in general, the people that make money are the ones that saw what the pioneers were hinting a right of that combined with a little sponsorship and sure. Yeah I mean to me, I think you know creatively in and maybe you guys feel the same way it soon. academic. Like the point is we want do what we want to do when we want to do it with the people we want to do with set for Dawson.

because we now have memorize everyday doing and afforded within playing on all the equipment, and it was easy and best show. Every group back will impede Juggler Macao Omby Amby escaped go at all right. He happened to me that the report is like it's weird like I was united savagely. I woke up this morning like I'm thinking like I don't know. If I could ever go back to doing radio once ideas. Wanted to do, and so now it's not If you can make me going message. We have to make doing this, because I just couldn't handle going back into that sort of corporate structured, see see, ok, that's where you just said is the exact parallel with what do I look at it? We have a home base like

like you, ve, like cars and all the stuff gonna. We have a bunch of toys and candles incense and all that stuff in supplies were all our friends hang out and feel like it's more about freedom and rebellion that that's to me. What feels fucking awesome, Let me ask because a musical question, because I never asked the ban this and of interviewed a billion bands and its it was aware- question and I'll go first my own voice. But now the anthem suddenly everyday, here's the thing. I wonder how this works. With with with musicians I I know, nay, I dont think I Oh I'm funnier than ninety five percent of the guys who make,

Ass percent reality. That idea were better go about your battery like, like others, ass. They were thing in my head just like a delusional pompous ass well cross from these guys only aware comedies. What is this guy that funny like month. What's, while you meet a guy and a lot of guys really funny for them part. I radians, whether on sitcoms doing blue collar comedy tours, rather than doing you gonna fuckin. This ass, wipe. musicians. Do you guys, like open for barriers, have bans open for you hang with other bands ago. I know we were back. We talk about this and with you listened the rock and roll genre, is been explored extensively by many great people, The thing is, and is the same, with comedy with its when someone

uses the medium to express their own individual voice that you ve. It's not it's not like you. it's not what you see a new musician and his plan, the guitar in a different way he's just you, singing his own voice or is it the committee expressing his own voice. That makes it something special that makes it something better and what the guy, who is doing more or less the same exact thing. right before we are doing, but he s soccer Y know we fucking rule. There is light at work. Work, work, work, fucking, kickass banned in we're all I wouldn't. I wouldn't dare my entire life to dance but others saying like where where's the axe bathrooms. I agree with what you're saying like what is the ex factors? Would that's like well and is I'm not sort of asking like, like you're a fighter like if your prize fighter, you really have to look

at other guys and go. I could take that guy's ass kicked that guy's ass it once while you go back, I could get my ass. You got an idea, but if you're good, you really think the tools to become the chance sort of thing. You know what you're doing I mean it's, not it's. It's not just naive, attire, blind faith or anything like you been in the game. You ve sparred, with that guy. You ve seen that guy fight guys Every club toward with everyone been around for at least ten years, plus you good idea, like better than were better than these guys, who might be a little above us on packing. Aren't you know if you know it, my approach is just try and keep on him Ruby! I gotta be that guy I'll just keep trying to get to that the date of state on stage where I'm a complete freak every night elsewhere. Every night I think we're better. every night, unlike that, was the best show we won't play with certain exceptions and

revenge later ass with a merry they re now I'll tell them when I, when I like, failed them in a but but it's kind of like it's a lottery, there's, sadly just an element of lockers. My my view is: you need to eliminate as many of the variables as possible. Yes, your control! That's why I built a studio, twice engineer producer. That's why I'm like I've oversee everything that I can do and show the way Jack Way Tom. every one dozen and smaller bans are even in a lesson on that aspect. Here you you liar, you cannot control your side of it, It is a lottery by going to this crazy endeavour, known, as you know, entertainment. If you didn't think you, knock out right, cross you'd be screw like you, I couldn't imagine doing it It doesnt guarantee success, but at least you feel like you have the horse power

to achieve success war? If you do have that kind of success, your talent will support it. No one is gonna find out that you guys Why would I lie in a few years when I gave open for we are in the full fighters and those are banned, even most musicians. Think our great said, I must have been a big vote of confidence. Will leave open for autonomy is only with those like a long list abounds with open for every time. You see something that they're doing that you should be doing and whose impressed you coins of the stone age, modest, mouse, Walkman future adds those those like a handful bans, try the guitar and take some few. If you go out you gotta tax, trying to something away from the positive, right. There's a lot of times. You see! Bands in your life, you could improve on this. You can prove on the ed, is kind of like the fighter and now do you know go and also you look at me go, and I want to do that like I don't wanna make them.

Right right that I blame problem. The right to heighten sprang mistake, Stephen Jacobs is war of art. Is there is a singer and the heat was. I had to pick a really busy complicated. So to be their hair out. Your song is, like you think, about replicating let me charm life yeah real life, great too great, like the tune but what happens on stage for a couple of beers in yet Gotta be a little its load little difficult. Not. I can't believe they had like a number one with what was doing crystal meth. All of the often tell you break, like some of you know like you can work crystal meth.

Yeah into a positive song about we're doing like without giving credit? I give credit I've. Just I've seen em lie at a time when we open for them actually wants someone. I just remember he thought he was silent. yeah, really like us At the same time, to be alive, you don't eat army is, I think, I'm gonna producer gas network as a cool is again working with ready. Spears were, and I was like this is a common approach to recommence thinking. No you're, not love, therefore, slackened, knocking guy. What we used to drive around and listen to the regular some good things learn nothing. We look on bonded over the fact that we can listen to anything and pull out the good things about it, but were also ruthless. the bad things he set off. The ready stealing has come up against because he was dating shirt.

The wrong road before she was surely, sir, and if she was just his hot blonde girlfriend and he was bummed out one night when I was talking to him because he was like yeah, I got busted on cheating to cheat and so TAT man? I went back and I imagine the guy taken to look like a twenty two year old Charley, Sir I'm going home the EC somewhere else for a while, but I fear that I got the wrong with you. You're not damaged goods, but I feel I feel like we could do better. If my cock I'd really like to ask you what let me say very the room my dear, if you haven't dvd, it's it's up there. it's just a subject of conversation among us and I think you should watch and I think you really enjoy it is about eating. Actually,

it's gone down is like you in worse movies. This has a whole following because it's your bad plays, it still plays once a week at some theatre of area when, when he said she just maybe and also because I think you can you can early do commentary for this. Ok, this is what you should do. I want a called regard air commentary for this film and It's me the first time you watch it because we watched the last Monday, and we where's like form us in a room? watching the room watching the room couple beers in our hands and had by the end of it we realized we were morons for recording the pudding.

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folks is. Why didn t you great rare, we can do a perfect. I guess you again. I think slam diving slavery. I'd, like your daddy August, bogus my focus. The sullen put your headphones David Joslyn that same suggest now. Are you know your equated with your headphones, yellow this stone Jim? What are you doing with a story from like winners of the Coca enjoys equal disarmament, special Jenkins Ways to make out? I will do it I'll. Do it not turn fried throats appeared. The song is commonly room one. Second, I could see the gears lots of everyone in this band is a star backup. Your guitar photoplays birthplace, before telling a story to tell a story, gets all drivers itself. Eggers all turn

those are. The words were playing in an hour and a half. We can have a ready first time, while the others like two weeks ago, I was proud to go down, I regarded ass. I think I will open and close ruinous blue zone gotta leave a middle way on what are we gonna blow your sin, namely. I know you have now allow such a life. I could see these guys see differently on. Our problem is on the same: wouldn't sandyseal jail hours more or less

things in disguise. Opening for these, whereby everyone going out to in two minutes of your members seem to download, say that's a true artist. I'm not here to celebrate the argument Brigman. I have an accordion past. It was almost like they don't hide and then before they look upon her like-

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by visiting simply save dot com. Slash am hoping that clip from June two thousand ten teaching the band hot hot heat they found them now we're going to move forward to twenty eleven and at the beginning of the year the first showed the year. Adam always does his state of the union. Shall we talked about what's going on, the shell is his goals is aspirations to where you want to take the shell and in just anything, that's been on his mind, and this will be no different, this stealing children, twenty linen and crucial for sixty nine. No get, though, do Alison Teresa Brian. None of that in this for every summit with a second either they only did Adam, is only permitted done that it's almost like the very first episode until they are taken calls, of course, and in their portion he just decides to refund. Do they know it's Christmas? This extended twenty minute read its Larry's. It's from early January, the first show the year twenty eleven juggler from Corolla one studios and Glenn they'll California. This is the atom Corolla shall today Adam takes your calls and gives a state of the union on he's broadcasting and what's coming up when he eleven and now the man who can make all your new year's resolutions come true, Madam Corolla, yet get it, I'm gonna get it on no choice but to get it on union address with well spent another successful year, lunacy another what we do ten months, the first time, but we twenty months into this bitch

I guess it is, I just want to give you guys a little heads up on where whereat First off. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling us and thank you for being so loyal. Thank you for coming. out, all the live, shows and selling out say now. Something per cent of them? Thank you for getting my book up to past fifty thousand units all, then. in us on Itunes up above bushes book. Think about that if there's any didn't, I don't know what Bush profit spend a bunch of time on Itunes, but do you think that guy didn't one of his aids or Maybe one of his secret service guy successor, made check I tunes boss and see where your aunt than he sees like the art of war above him and me, Dwayne above him, and then he goes, who sits Jack off Adam Corolla. I'll be weird like it

stopped. Bush new tapped him on the shoulder, and you want do you know Adam Corollas DNA he'd, say he's, got a book out or have never fuckin heard that guy or have him killed in that light. Nineties it's gonna go to bed at night and assume that he has no fucking idea. Ah let's see, what do you guys need to know? Well, we're gonna say: streaming. Video soon homework start will start the network soon We will decide on a news girl soon we will do the show and create. Is best. We can as soon as you can tell we're doin it little by little bit by bit. You know first step, work the audio out that took a little while then we're gonna get the video worked out, that's taken a little while but it's always onward and upward and again you people,

made it happen. You guys buying the merchandise and coming out to the life shows and get in the box, and I just listening just tell it afresh I mean really if you dont, have a penny, if you do not have one set of Gresham Airy income and you go luck a girl, a bumper sticker fur buck. Ninety nine is a little too rich for my blood, that's cool, If you want to contribute to the show you don't after you and I'm not I'm not. on this for everyone who has a job it lets. You say your unemployed. Let's just say your listening to this podcast from a refrigerator box in Van Eyes, underneath the one a one off ramp that debt as it goes into the four or five, and yet you have a dog and you're using a jump rope for leash,

Now the dogs gotta bandanna, and it looks like that dog from road warrior, and you got you just chat upon yourself. Let's say that's how But you have an mp3 player, it's. How your listening to the show. You got nothing all you have to do tell mother when you're bum bodies to live until it too and we're cool? please just about ears but doesn't have anything to do with the? U buy, stuff buying stuff is great and it helps us out a lot, but for all you who do not buy anything- God loves you couple bodies at work or tell a couple bombs at the park that is all we ask I'd couple of Christmas thoughts. First up something that hit me when I get my hair cut over the mexican barber lady couple days ago.

love. As ladies, you really know. No reason spend more than thirteen dollars on a haircut first off, no matter what happens it's going back to the way it was in three to seven weeks right number: two, It's all just how much Europe which hair stuff is asserted, Jack off. You know, if you think about it, like I tell my if every time whenever Johns Docile does one of those reports the swamp, stop this stuff, that's a buck. Ninety nine is, actually the same as the panties staff, which thirteen dollars, which is exactly the same as the one for a month trees. That said Jessica, Parker talks about the essence and oils and all the bullshit, it's bullshit. they smell a little bit different and that registers in some part, brain, and that makes you think it's different. It's not different by between that and the super expensive haircut between. I would love to see, especially on a dude. If anyone

Could tell the difference between a hundred and ten dollar haircut and fifteen our hair cut, not to mention the fact it be like you going, I need you know what I need a fire hundred dollar. lawn mowing this week and then a tap on the shoulder and go now he's gotta gonna grow back at all. It's gonna look the same away from now to each of us is gonna come right back year anyway, I go the cheap barber and I pay its greatest thing ever because the haircuts are like twelve or thirteen Tyler's and when I give him the twenty dollars and tell me, keep the change half the time I get. The other have to hand now these these women are like ha ha. I oh yeah, I am Daddy WAR Box in their place and I just walked out there with their tax and Tipp and twenty bucks power by

I was sitting there only promises the magazines. They got all the chick magazines in thereafter Reed I've. After sitting there reading, like us in S, spaniel, figured out Ricky Martens up there and get my hair cut and pump in the Christmas music and all the businesses around town, pumping the Christmas music and its have a good vibe like its corny, but you're hearing about snow in me and I'll figure, pudding and you'll, logs and kids excited and people dress into the nines, and there are some more can, temporary ones and there's some older ones and older one sound pretty dated, but our cheery about gone on sleigh rides and you know, opening presence and eating pie Can you know it gets here? It gets you in the mood and as I was listening to a white Christmas, Sir, whatever

whatever, happy whatever happy short evolve x. You know your good, warm and fuzzy Christmas song I was listening to, and then ride into that debt. Do they know, Christmas time that feed the world than that live aid thing or whenever there was for my nineteen eighty four started. Listening to it and I started to get bogged down a first. I got Now the realises songs over twenty five years old and nothing has changed in that region in the world. So evidently the song didn't help and nothing is held now. This mosquito nets, all the malaria cures. All this acts of grain in the last twenty five plus years have done nothing. I don't the better off now than they were when Bob Geldof or the boom town rats decided come song or not, but it just became a it was just a sort of british. Accession and I start listening to it and I thought you know

bugging me out? I thought why my being bombed thou when I get my hair cut of the Mexican Barbara Right, the Middle Chris, this time and the idea A Christmas song is like a hit song for adults. I never really thought about that concept, but really just think about that. songs or like yours, so special were so happy were gone. A party Let's have a good time and dull you listening songs about you, know the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, or you know some big you got shot or some shit like that or is it needed a back handing or whatever it is, and in our some Vietnam WAR protest song and you circuit bombed out a little bit, but the only key

version of an adult song. There is Christmas songs. They were gone on a sleigh ride. I got open, presents everyone's gonna, be there old, Saint Nick, but but but it's the only it's the only real good, I mean other than gay songs. Ass. Gay songs are like kid: songs for adults. do you believe in life after yeah there are the gaze So there's gay songs were gay song, so happy there Tatum their dying of AIDS Yet those dogs are happy man now that wives, yea and everything. Hey songs of the happiest songs. I guess it on sing about war, that much who you too should go gay peppered up. A little bit I know what point is this for straight adults? The Christmas songs, those those are the best

those are the kid songs and those are the happy finger pop and songs and then this thing comes on, and just just did the lyrics to this as we go through it. I think we got a little time will play some of it

for whom the Bell tolls merry Christmas Asian turn it off right now, you're gonna get bogged down away, keep going got ready sphere; all that is the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears.

We got me another. Supply feeling good and again, like I'm, not going to do anything, I'm just bummed out now. I feel bad because I got a trunk full of bullshit from China from Toys, r us and I'm going to give him. My kids already have a house full of bullshit but all I'm saying about the song, is I'm not saying it's a bad song and I'm not saying that it wasn't a noble effort at its time, I'm saying pull it out of the half hour. It's be in the Christmas time. I'm just saying like What? If there is a? What have? I wrote a song like like here's, the thing. What, if allay, had a horrific earthquake and- and millions of people died and the rest were amputees. So I, Christmas, Song called save the amputees valet and where we're going to bury the Mexicans? Ok, now

my Christmas song, and I was everyone- ok, that's good! Well, let's get some money together to get prosthetic limbs for these people. I don't know what rhymes with static, but I would work that out and I came up with a head. But here's the thing should it be played next twenty five years from now? Would you want to hear it in between? bring crosbie and elephants Gerald or whoever else singing about their Christmas song. You know what I'm saying: may Manhattan transfer now leave it again for that one time period raise the money and the port, the fuck out of a cue. Would you want to hear about amputees in allay twenty five years from now and what should the world here about this, whether sitting down for their suppers trying to enjoy their honey bake hands? They gotta hear about all this dread and famine Katy go anywhere. I gotta play the rest of the song, but by the way

make a known if there is a horrific earthquake and allay you know I, let's pre shit. You know, you know what I do. you know how newspapers right opiates for guys that I'm a guarantee every newspaper in the country has a Larry king obeyed, that's already written. They just leave it buying. Actually the second parts is thousand Anne and I'll, do it but ears boy, when you get old newspapers, do this with guys are all their sack or whatever you know presidents, ex presidents luminaries dignitary celebrities. They have that already already. Can they just have to dial it and just a little bed at the very end they just massage it they'll run it the next day. Katy, let's work on it Christmas allay earthquake song, inevitably a big ones common and when it dies we can see and immediately and then all those asked wives, you're gonna have to hear about it for the next thirty years of Zaire. Is

when I'm sitting in the barbarous share, the mexican hairdressers do, need to hear this fuckin bomber of a song I'd, rather here Janis eons at seventeen, it's more uplifting. Let's lets you the recent case of the tears- or they only want the holy water that's flowing, but here we go. You hold on a second hold on hold on a second is the part I take. You jump Rachel with this that fuckin hard bono bottle sunny banner. Greg us too that I got it. Now. Let me tell you when you thank God when someone else, instead of you, that's when

it comes down to a coin toss see we got here reason bondo. We got water and we don't famine or ethnic cleansing, her speech, tyres being put around people lead on fires, because we get some call the society that we will see the thank God now. Here's re, thank God, Why not? When your friends gets pancreatic cancer and there are smoker and there in their authorities an egg, a wise man. That's tough! That's when you thank God or somebody gets t bound by drunk drivers, thats, thank God. It was there Instead, you there's lots of thank God. Instead of you, you having no infrastructure no gun in no way to feed people that I thank God bottle. God, our old shit together over here that not the deal with gods got bunch what you do with much super hard working people that are motivated, not corrupt, since got nothing

with that? It's really Tralee, like I like that Clean. A student in an f soon is like a man. Thank God. You're lucky you got an eye on that task than that guy's unlucky. He keeps, apps on his task and then you're gonna. The Stanford than he's gone off to in your college. He so lucky he said, Now not luck, not luck! Bottom! One guy studied one guy didn't go out party, one guy its homework. One guy took the PS eighteen. While I was written upon loud, not locked, bottle lock, and by the way, if it is like God it's them? I've gotta keep smiling them their smitten. There's minded it who work there winner

point his fist. They bid on a bad role with God for Lahti years now. What do you think think he's got a beef with them thinking AIDS, those people who. I will just thank God by thank God. Look of a draw could could just as easily be us with our armies and our taxes and our roads and our governments and our skyscrapers and our dams and our laws who near We gotta get all busy with the ethnic cleansing. I let's, let's keep listening,

This is really a wine or my second imagine drop in that bomb like I know you guys pretty bombed out right now about the famine and ethnic cleansing and all that stuff far proof. I got worse news for you. What is it for me that some coming in Asia, Headcloth Jesus Christ and the last line we just cut off on was where now, ever grows if nothing ever grows. It's it's time to think about TAT, Poland up stakes, but anyway, let's keep listening

we are always enjoy our access in our hang on all that dearest. You raise a glass everyone, here's to them underneath the burning sign again, it's all about the fucking Christmas is about forgetting about your problems. Put differences aside, in a little buttered up with some wrong in the egg Naga and just call that you know lightning fire in the fireplace and just fuckin huggin it out with the family. This thing bombs. The shit out of me at last. I check their not

making any money out of it right or is that's not like it? So it's driving a car listening. This Ngos are man. I gotta check out to Bob Geldof, so both poet port poet from the ranks of Christmas songs. It's a fucking full blown bomb I know it has Christmas. Mentioned in it, but if I mention I saw Mama but fuck by Santa Claus you and be a while, sorry legally, it's got scared. The word sand at it. So it's gotta go in that appropriate the bomber.

I let you address the people go. I argued with people about it. They go. What's a good saw any okay, well, lighted, visa, good song, so late liked or the other by a single played around Christmas. Ironically, because I'm not saying it's a bad song about seeing its intentions are bad, I'm saying bombing. Might she had now when I get my hair? Fine, oh by the way, that's pretty ambitious, feed the world fairly, keep belly for top Rahman and myself and my heart out all round the Christmas harbour. That's all! Thank you very much Katy

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That stated the union show from twenty eleven. The rare stating the union show at its just Adam. That's funny it's it's always a different andrey, sometimes as a kind of doing that this year, like when the internet goes out, for instance, and he s a rift and he kind. It takes a little bit of a different tone when he speaking to his audience. Just so low is very much so people always site that first podcast as well the most unique things I've ever heard him do something like I wish. Every episode like does not like. I don't know if you really want there, you have it. I do true enjoyed our when he and I did a steer conversations and I can't just let him go. He really is mostly talking the audience rather than me, with which I join. We still get a taste of that even today,

Now, let's get on with our final clip of the day, and this is a listener requests, and if anybody listening wants to submit a request, it very easy, just email us classics at Adam Croat outcome, whilst on Instagram add Giovanni Giorgio at Chris Locks amount of one you can sliding or deems there or just find us in your Facebook, Google, as users of there's ways to reach us. Let us note you want to hear this is from Eric. Wanted Eric want growth to a city. He says I would love it because confine Adam suggestion for a new occupation that Chavez Joy for Christmas. This person comes Aroma Christmas, F, the presence of an open and puts a girl, toys and technology rooms are being hilarious, which we catch exceed love to have such a person combine put together. Crafts, kids thanks us, of course, for plenary clip which we finally did Eric from Eric P M, cruel, show seventeen twenty eight. This is the absolute cousin sally play before it's. Not the portion of the go over the annual dinner instead is just the invention that Adam came up with a very funny brief, crucial seventeen, twenty cousin, Seljouk Red Bribe, Bishop January twenty. Sixteen, my cousin thanks I'll, see see over their night. I'm looking to ring is hover board to the warehouse, and- and I read all these articles about other batteries are blowing up as an alibi, accurate how those cars with I have one one more idea to bounce off, because after speaking,

have forborne all the stuff MIKE Sir, this year. They get bigger, Attorneyship Andy at the at my daughter, got the zip line. My son got the basketball whom the kind you put the water in the base for the weight in oh, it's just of all its fullest brings comes in a box. He opened a boxers, so five separate packets that are clear with all this with all the nuts and bolts and everything, and I'm good at that stuff, but even being good, is that stuff, tedious sets its three hours to assemble the thing and a daughter. The point is, if you put the zip line aside, the daughter, just when we're gonna go, that's it. Let's get that's a blanket! That's outlined in its taken a cable and putting it across the yard, and let it gives me a one supposed be easy to put up, and it's like it's not

there's nothing easy about stringing. Cable that'll support, two hundred fifty pounds from one side, a yard to the other side of the yard and then putting this this trolley on it that nothing can be easily TIM inactive. It cannot be easy and Annette just goes in scientists area and the The instruction for everything have that now that there's a hundred and forty four languages just in this country that the two things have to just accommodate one dom lying when it's like just one picture, does everything just a picture of something and I'm just sit back there trying to read the thing and came up with this idea and you guys tell me I realize almost everyone's Chris this day is who has children are not ruin diminish significantly. By can we put this thing together Sometimes it's a drone any all yet, but you have to plug it any of the fine, the battery. Second, the fuckin battery thing that takes the micro.

Philip TED Screwdriver like the wind lasses, he acts like Our common interests only has this in his ourselves the miniature and then you screwed up like why not just use that the universal remote has batteries in the thing pops off you depressed the one thing the thing pops up at this get unscrew that thing in the Saudis like that and then there's on a question: does the battery come charge? We gotta put the triple aids in the thing, but then the one about the battery that goes on the throne and their system, instructions and boxes, and she had everywhere how about this? and it tomorrow and it ruined, because you can't just sit there and go next week we'll do that's. Gonna, kids, champ under debate the ties of maniac as you as you ve, seen south of earth and she's insane she's like

the person that invented that speed ball she's a person invented the screen. Ball was like I've been snort and heroin, and snort and co. It's ok, but what? If we mix the heroin and coke together and I injected it between my told me, you gotta, whenever you better tell us, do that, did well what abstain as its didn't change. You makes the first three

switch adversary, trips down the zip line, no problem all, but by the four she has to have sunny hanging on to its shaking it up and that's going down on this line. Hence the speed ball she's, Graham and other higher Edith bouncing on most people. The zip line is hurt. Your own exclaimed going back to the body ass. Her pleasure centres will be completely burnt out by the time she gets the college. Good luck with the first boyfriend Berlin's nicely. I feel anything far out. My centres of birth, the zip line, serves as a close. I do, though, now for one had to hang out the laundry the daily laundry right ass. Ever she was coming home from the river the other day with a fresh load. A laundry was like Eureka. So get this thing or theirs.

deal where, if you can build- and I can build anything, people think I'll help you build stuff and I go. I can build something also when you do just snap your fingers and zip lines up does like no. I gotta get up and drill holes and shit liars that, like still a pain in the ass, I can physically do it. But anyway, our eye, The thought now, there's gonna be some discussion here, but I think I think I got one and and at night it's gonna make sense the Jews Do you have something called the Shabby Goin Ambrose show up on Saturday and turn the toaster on and turn the washing machine on its? If it's a perfect, it's a perfect of which, as you know, God does not want us to work or have electricity on Saturday, and then it's like Abrahamic gonna watch, college football and I'll get the blonde hair kid for next time. I'll come over here, put it on Channel seven and he'll, make me smoothie, but God will not see me actually touching the button

the queen and urge that we shall be fine. I don't like you trading, God, like the IRA, the limo bats awesome, but the certain boy if you're gonna watch tv but you're just gonna pay the blind kid to turn the tv on to turn. The theme of just two fuckin turned the tv on beaten. God, on technical, I should

this guy, I'm fine Jews? You been use it ass? I know what is going on here. You guys are furry on Christmas and, as far as I know, as far as I can tell- and I know that Jews aren't the handiest people in the world, but they're good readers and are good at following the instructions on nine tenths of this thing is just literally reading all the instructions that I dont want to read, but every the fuckin Torah that's right. Mac or they can rhythms, I doubt instructions and tomorrow I, which you guys love money, you're not making any on this day, no come on down to the girl, a house start making in be and what the potent things together put. The castles together reign the instructions for the Lego, shit together, put in the hover thing either and all the just get can you don't have to be a master carpenter? Anything just handle a crescent ranch and mainly about reading the instructions in building this thing you have to explain to the juvenile Basle. Hoop is other thing. You can never touch a think tank on the rafters time to digest the chinese food anyway. The movie, you know that thing you're black friend bus addition up on the other night lack, I call

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five will knock off any chinese cow unification gonna meal at the anti bizarre at this holy shit. If you look at me, I would be if what some well mannered nineteen year old, jewish, a college student who is handy, just showed up my house and when I was growing, we read the area. I got your email, we got the the hoop. You got one online, a red, I read the Agnes, ran directions on and how to spin the back and that together we let go. The tools are well known. They know neat Roman right, Brahma Way at least come over at noon after Temple, Mr Campbell, on Christmas, sad, if an iron trouble, they're gonna bring their friend is nigh onto the kurdish lunch at the app I put the put the act adjustable ranch over here for life.

It falls on a saturday that can come at new. Would I want this once every seven year right he bus, erect ass a fairly pull for a plan for young young can call it and do not young jewish carbon cousin Sal our economy over the shopping. In a minute, think I'm kidding! No, why you don't have a shadowy oil knows us well, I'm not gonna, be I would. I would pay this service and a focus on a guy you, you do not realise when you have to nine year olds, it's a lot of put up. Does it plan put up the basketball hope you know than that I imagine this bill rose and olive kids.

Maybe I am on over rear. Their teenage runs a teenager dedicated wilds children while in our whole stable a babby right now, where were we? Oh yeah, I got Phil bigger filling a dog saw that you gotta die. There was gonna, be sent out right a sharp, it's it's. It say is that what has happened well, what happened was, as I had a puppet Many years ago a german shepherd puppy. That was when I was single that drove me insane for about five. We and then died, and I had already decided that the other dog drove me show in saying that when he died, I was not. I mean I was sad, but it was almost like. Ok, I can I can. I can get on with my life what it the least and an eye and then I go

Molly girl and Molly girl was one when mileage girl showed up and Molly S. Now good, for one year olds. These good for a lamp achieve good firm purse, YAP. She literally salinas nicest easiest and I'll, send you this dog that doesn't scratch doesn't bark at the window, how it doesn't shit or peace in the house like just what it's like point Lee Self realize self Self, autonomous dog that does nothing, but even the morning eaten the evening and go outside and Hank Shit and by the way I realize dog. If she got locked in the house for eight hours, she told that until it was time to get outside or one time, like literally got locked in a house all day and went upstairs like shit on the title in the bathroom like this can be. The leading errors have placed a shit and- and I now at that point, the puppy, never again, never

but the poppies I want one year old, I real I've said it, and I, and I mean it- people like come on out and I'm like. No that's. The puppy was much more work than my twins and there, like more work than twins. Cause. I hired a heavy set and women of color to be the night nursey out the twins. While I went and did a radio show diaper of the twin put extra put a diagram and guess you ain't change that diaper, they gotta pay somebody, but it wasn't mate right dog now well after the proclamation of no more poppies and Natalia. my face with she wants a puppy. So now, we get a dog when there you're all nor off their own coached up and we enjoy him there's little model. My new dog Molly was Molly. Was the greatest well smash got to. Well, let me tell you first,

First, I put myself in a better, more blue apron. This stuff is good, healthy, strong better than it needs to be. That's the idea. I think I think that's That seems to be that the common refrain with this better. Matter like you, you go out and have the same could make it this good. That stuff is great and even the guy the Lamb Lofoten, this tough sound, highfalutin, but it works it all data tremor line between pollutants, none shrimp can't be with their fresh linguine Rina. Three little by at three cows, seared cod, vinegar at everything, is good, everything's good and what we do four times is all guy will dislike tripled down on the right.

Because there's a bunch of people, my my house, so this is people can eat as well. We had five b press out, shall this double down on its red around and make the exact same recipe pull the cards, keep the ones you like it's great and you don't have to go out and you don't have spent a bunch of monies about ten bucks person, it's what five hundred to seven hundred calories proportion? It's all great you make, now under forty minutes, gonna blow apron blue. Apron dotcom, forts, lash, Adam engaged to meals for free, blue apron back forward. Slash Adam I'm Tellin, you try, A party or new year's resolution is to eat a little better Ebola, fresher, it'll, healthier blue apron. This is coming right, your house, our eye see so my: what happens, I announce no more public. we get the one year old,

that then rob who works and other shop gets a black lab puppy with which I love. I mean there's nothin better with the big pause, the big flop ears and everything and I say, ok good for you, but they'll gonna just wait. Till I get a one year old, aren't gonna, find it in an attack is pushing she's she's a sense as you want something, so she go the way arrived and she also never she saw shook grind yet shut. crying here, she'd be cheap, she's, God in Israeli. At a turkish bizarre, my friend my front, not an ex anger. Luck we'll get a one year old, the lamp my friend not from now on these no is now get this. My friend Zagat! We get this we will use an instrument to be positive and the mother will have one development at the blackest. Ok are at nine.

Gimme, name enough, my my very good now get another, not none of why the lab What still umbilical cord Stella wrapped around Nada, not accept danger has never live like I. I can go to one I'm really set on getting like semi grown up here, and I want an adult glimpse, a juvenile being when we ideal my friend, Denmark, I am really looking, moreover, the year mark me two months is close, but where I know of twelve months plus, maybe you know Not my fellow member knows this method. Seventy one week, my friends do the math. That's it's a good. Seventy one! Wake up for weeks later we arrived last or other I'd right anyway. That's all she does its haggle haggle haggle, grind, growing, grind and then ran.

May I, when I went a yet when I went to yell at her with my my dad voice will and by the way, speaking about the Christmas Party, she was singing like a canary like she is quite the rack onto our yes she's got a great story is coming from the iraqi loves it. She loves, riding me a terrible thing to thing area retaining so there's this Bobby and now robs landlord once the puppy out of his place and the deal is now getting us now. It's a perfect storm, of course, he's got the poppy The landlord once the dog out asap p and then there's a steady diet from rob of that. She's. Really sorry he's really good. May bad one mistake in the house, one mistake and that's it, but that's it just one. One. craft in the living room. But that's it that's! It's really good. I got pretty well coached up seven, unlike.

You do yeah, ok! So now it's like three four weeks out a Christmas, and I'm basically saying I can you hold the talking? Ask your landlord? Can you produce something? The dogs? It's a long story, Smash cut Christmas morning nine am Rob, shows up but the dog net Natalia is opening up tearing every present open, go and where's veil where is fail, has pre name did ass? He was getting rename. The dog failed, put some pictures of em up at our peril that couple where's veiled, unlike what may be said that box over there should it fail when she opened a park. Where's veil where's rail that she psych saints have like Santa wouldn't put a dog and a box. It's do mean, oh, oh, maybe, in that bag over there that give back on their wild out of open eminent where's fail where's for a while, then my shows up the thing that down

I actually just waking up again- I must say- ask I do think my parents would never done for me, but actually just getting ahead. Everyday things are going to work, would have been something that would have never done a family, but there arrest. I meet Rob Outsize Economics Exchequer Drug Deal going down, but with a dog in like here's to current here's, your dog, here's, the ball. Here's to cable is to whatever then of course, net linnets like the power at the power. and Natalia Italian, like we're looking around, will want what kind of Christmas says, whereas file where's veil and there's this hallway that just opens up into the living room, she's a sitting in the living room, and I something that would never work for tried a thousand more times. I put the big bow on top of it. Throw the strap sort over shoulders, its bigger, and he is. He goes

Walking down wandering down the hall I get him to just wander goes into the thing. Natalia just comes run up and type burst into tears, and it's the greatest thing. I've ever seen your life and fills DIS, licking licking mayors, Gary do have did did Lynette. Send you that one, the bow, the bow the tears and that whatever I dont think that our centre twitter attacks there, someone saving and fired by any we'll do it may be worth mentioning wide aimed at Phil, I had to guess, is and was wrong: ok, then I guess I figure was rose. I thought that's what I thought first and then I saw someone tweet thought the juggler, which kind of warm I would have been nice. My old friend died, yes, no filled thundery from modern family, their weight in Italian Do you really did get her junta that show the idea I'll shoot? She loves it and that to that too, she named rate, but it's so

Oh, she bore, I actually started crying standing in the living room with her just, but she such half kid and should give Percinet tears and the dog was sick. Jumping honour, licking her face was like licking aware her tears and of his harangue, the first sight greatest thing ever Marylin, no somewhere between forty eight fifty one minutes later, combined Here's this thing I have a big could this have gone any other way approach to life like I'm I'm the guy years. I am here's. Here's my my position, my posh here that's what I do in life. I sit in the passenger seat of life, As we go down the road of life and everyone else, since we have a good time. listen to the radio talking enjoying themselves and on the goes as pretty big how coming up way off

the distance, but it's coming up in urban got her machine. You and I go a pot holds weigh up there, but I ain't MR dignity that he and the like in turn up the regime, but we like, like this song, is not even a good. So we all love this gentle get aboard aspirated upon all watch shut your pay hole where you plummet. Way harsh around and I go look there. The thing is: if we hit this potholes gonNa Benda Ramoth might might the tyre we're gonna be off by the side of the road and are even if we have a spare in this car of live and they go relax, have a cigarette turn it up just a small, sounder and then it has certain other point. About a half way point to the pot. All I go about luck say in turn around and go home and say: let us we're off. They laughed a little bit like just anything but hit the bottle Nego. We got it

a turn up the journey, what that's this made some kind of crazy come back like like fucking API. Aids made a formal, come back. I may not be geographically wall, it's that is, it wouldn't be its actually worse, but what I'm saying is like a new strain that we couldn't fight with Aisy tea or whatever it is it's back in a big way. I think I blame the sopranos. I dont know why they, evidently they honour was singing it carry out the other night like it's all over the radio songs, thirty, one years old it was gone. It was dormant, like a nine old knows it, Carry fall, saturation was don't stop. Believing was complete. dormant nineteen, ninety nine to two thousand and eight. Now it's the oh! It's bad luck, legos, the ever widening, thereby lining yes, workshops and all back so

I'm just gonna watch a panel legible and then- and now we have we got. You know we got thirty five series tiresome and like a robber barons are going to hit the ram pop will never make it. The phoenix disappear, despair, Ella panel, why you're drawn by the side of the road, and so I'm going to have a jack? I don't know: do you ever jerking that I and then I say that oh, I was warning everyone about areas, and then there were looks at me in Gaza. Will you shut up and stop complaining and help us, and that's that's essentially my life, so I may I make the proclamation no more poppies, I dont in up any shit and then I could double back and I say to myself. and anyone who listen

this new house, we moved in, I think when we body obviously there are looking to sell it better, looking spruce it up in a hurry and they put this big shitty snap together floating IKEA floor in the house, and what it is is it fair to middle and lower the Midland cheap. veneered Would floor kind of thing in all that look good pictures, but when you walked on it, especially as a guy who's used to the real oak teen J with the sand and the statements that it's a floating Florida really snap at together, they put in place a cut around and it's like it's a way to make your house look good for under five grand and do the whole house. I do not actually would now now it's a at most this is engineer now. It's got maybe made us thin veneer of wood at the top. The racist much apply wooden chemicals shit like that, and I announce sort of law

Finally, like the whole house, they did the whole house in this shit. The whole fuckin House is done, and the ship Cheap web IKEA would law and I'm laughin, because I'm like shit away dog cause. It's literally I've just like shitting on a plastic would floor that I don't even like so shit away and by the way the dog seem to be train anyway, at least according to Rob. Somewhere between forty eight fifty one minutes after the dog came into the house. The dark took a massive look at that dogs. Leap in the dark took aim massive massive, sloppy dump where, where under pillar,

on NATO's white novelty shall are basically ninety. Two percent of it is under her bad and there's a small eight percent corner that hangs out leaps out the creeps out from a small bedroom and the dog literally one, and shall up the corner carry. I do picture of it. the thing that comical about my phone MAX battle, get that If comical bodies like Linux, like oh, please, take out- you know- and I was like I have to I have to put this- is this: is the dogs? shut up at nine its before ten a m. The dog found a corner of apple, t, white shag and took a sloppy here. Should on it. Let it was down there with the Fuckin Bissell trying to get peanut butter outer Santos Beard kind of thing that can you believe it

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