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Carolla Classics: Cranberry Chutney, Thanksgiving Parking, and Turkey Pardon

2020-11-26 | 🔗
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Carolla Digital. Please enjoy a special episode of Carolla Classics, and we’ll be back on Monday with a brand-new episode of The Adam Carolla Show! 1. Adam takes Natalia to Thanksgiving Party (2012 w/ Greg Fitzsimmons) 2. Adam's Thanksgiving (2012) 3. Cranberry Chutney (2013 w/ Dave Dameshek) 4. Rose Bowl Game and Dr. Drew (2015) 5. Candidate Platitude turkey pardon (2016) Please support today’s sponsors: CrossRope.com/ADAM Netsuite.com/ADAM ButcherBox.com/ADAM Lifelock.com enter ADAM BlindsGalore.com, tell them Adam sent you! Geico.com
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Adam has some pretty epic thanksgiving takes over the years. I mean you think of a few more ready. Where there's been a parking situation, I remember he saw he hates the Thanksgiving jogger Adam is no stranger to complaining about Thanksgiving and we got some really great things, giving moments that he's had over the years. So why do we Kick this one off with November from November, twenty twelve and Adam went to eight Thanksgiving Party for an italian matters school and handsome parking issues, crucial nine, fifty eight, it's alive episode from the broom brought great Fitzsimons the show em talks out taking to tell you two or things giving party the school and the various parking issues. He read into handsome hilarious observations about what it requires to be a good dead, they sweeping homeless and having a job commitments very funny, riff that ends with him talking about his long term time travel goals check it out
at this great experience. Today I had to go to my daughter's Thanksgiving Party at her school today at eleven thirty wended. This big, Greg, I know you ve been suckered into many these events, but when did this thing star, where we go middle, the weak middle the day and if the dad's not there is a fuckin acts, a murderer. and it you have to be unemployable to be a good dad now because everything's at noon and everything's on a Tuesday, and where were you, where were you king work. That's right! I'm supposed to be the dad I pay for the shoes and the blouse? Is you taught aloft MA to the shit that kid will never remember that, as our deal its unswerving
Well, maybe I just spoken about. I think it's now spoken by was there with the other loser unemployable dads, and I can't I resent LOS Angeles so much because there was no place to park. There is zero parking around my kids school, except for in the very front of the school its fifteen minute parking. So it's that thing words like its forbidden fruit like there. It is its offered up, there's a space literally right by the flag, Paul you can park on the flagpole, but for fifteen minutes and The only thing this does well his hand out parking tickets like if I had. All nine one. One I'd be like fifteen minutes, don't worry about it. I got at least a day and a half before some guy
pepper spray shows up and wants to know if there is an issue, but the parking is the one thing we do. It's the one thing more efficient at it's, the one thing we get on. It's the one thing, there's no lapse, and so I went in to support my daughter for fourteen and a half minutes before. I, then job out to my car, like a maniac, and I had through that thing, like fifteen minutes, so the asshole with the by the way, if you have a job that involves chalk on a stick, like if you have an extension for your chalk. If you have a job, This involves chalk, there's a good chance, you're loser. But if there's three foot extender audio yeah, it's exactly Some of these cigarette extended. a long extension on your cigarette you're. Doing great, we had a long, extend or on your chalk. You're not doing well, I want
these guys, like the meter maids ever square off like bad blood between a problem on guard. You have offended my honour. and they just go out with sore biogas. Rub they hit him with a broken off chuck sender. That's right! That's right! Eye! we say: thereat Albania, DNA, forgive each other and I ve just erase honour. I saw this hours and the wounds when the battle, but it's a lot like that express line at the supermarket right easier yet and you're not really supposed to be in it, but it's fuckin it now. Woody their rights and duties. You show up some asshole jumps behind he's. Gonna carry right, just one care baby character. Make it work one. By the way do we need baby carriages? Anyone got a regular side current when this is way way to Rachel cumbersome. For me, like I can't handle this. How am I supposed to transport this into my kitchen? I don't know
Do I need a pallet jack to get this carrot from the car into the kitchen. We like, we need the baby Karen, I know I was the only because never gonna eat this whole care. Yes, I would, that's it there I'll eat, half of it and bring the rest down to the commission that that's all them do you ever see the tyre that has a hundred and forty six chalk. I worked on it and I want to say that the fuckin brain dead person luck. This guy got their car stolen or they do six years ago, stout fucking, marking it and by the way, once you get too for the fifth pass to be the cross mark right. Let's do the five thing I can handle Zorro with jobs, were now looking at a picture of the woman hanging out with the chalk. Stick by the way, speaking manager! Vegetables! I want you know we have the only human being in North America who enjoy
many german horn. She this one, this one. This is the reason why it sprinkled all over your Chinese were I'm precautionary this one single handedly keep the baby corn business, tiny, corn and business. does anyone like tiny corn here? Thank you thank you ok, now hold on a second. you don't need a shot up. Tell me the rules and the etiquette involving miniature corn do eat the Cobb or do you eat it? Like miniature corn, like you're, a giant like you're, a giant
we ve been dropped in Iowa and you have to eat or do you just shut all caught the cab in Europe and then why and did they have miniature corn Cobb pipes? That's an internet but you'd love that banality. So cute you, like minutes, everybody orators chinese food. That shit just goes to the side. Right now. I was saying the other day when we ordered chinese food in here. So you know you had a shitty shitty childhood in my corn mode there, but does shitty childhood remember the fortune. Cookie was the most citing fuckin thing that happened to you ever that we like we got fortune cookies. My fuckin kids, if I was like there's a stale, little shitty shell, of a cookie with a piece of work and on sterile paper in it. That says something that means nothing there
old man. I'm gonna shoot this up your ass with a Fuckin air cannon and if the shit out of my face and take your baby Lord with you a chess away from my time. Yes, yes, yes, I'm gonna play some angry birds. You can fuck around with your shitty stale cookie with the message in it, but a city as they are now think of power move, is walking away without reading the message I still want to know it says be. It know something I like when the people get really scientific about it, where there are no. No, no that's my coffee know that no, no, I know you know. I got the ones, said I should get pink I, but that was for you because they handed out that you want the wrong direction when they handed out the cookies, I'm the one who should prosper and live long and really let way the Chinese or not to people. When you really want the real information on ship right, maybe in high school, when you're
meeting on the geometry exam right, but I'm not looking for day arbitrary exam answers that of war ran out for chinese food during midterms right there see then there's the flat cookie that where they can only commit to half the arm and the like and to my job and for those round eyes they will know what to do with it. They couldn't handle of bull and now start. Bob what happened and see how they fine, if they don't hurt themselves, where that we'll get a full arm, and at some point I don't need your fuckin birds offering one arm and your sliver of arm and even salted me with that and deliver its on the company? That no one knows the name of. I don't know what is going on in Korea. Hardly what else has half of something it is called that in their name come on Asians Gimme, a fuckin full Aman, how pissed
diamond people here, and I want you to can a week and you guys are hand in this. About a half arm and at a time when do you eat the chinese dessert, because the food never really ends the fuckin carton is just a bottomless bucket of time.
corn and right. I just keep eating at all like, as you keep getting hung, there's no hay time, a wrap it up and have dessert yeah. That's a good point here that the arm and cookie is really it's. It's. I think the greatest purpose it could serve is for those who enjoy shooting ski cassettes, really what it is. It's it's a chinese Calais pitch and I'm sorry people. I know that's controversial, but that's it hour. I shall we take some questions from the audience. Having brine has some and some people had questions out there? Do we have the MIKE now do first ones from Christine Steady, steady, its name and never understand you out there, this array detour, you arrive Christine, what's goin on sound travel in any place in time. Where would you go and why and what happened to Mr Virgin? Ok
two things. First off because my wife listens to the park. Guess I would travel home to be with my family got picked out a or ancient Rome to but work is remaining under age. Kids ass. I could I got a lotta arrange when it comes to time. Trap my time plus I would treat if I ever travel back in time. I would treat that weren't, whatever civilization I landed in, like folks treat the bathroom at the airport of the city. There not Anna reflect this lies. I'd be piss it out. This raid I'd be taken. My comrade person display and then I wouldn't recycle anything, even if the and even I never know what it was I gotta be I'd, be the world's worst time. Travelling tourist I'd have the king and everybody else,
ugly American before Americans even existed. Yeah I'd always bring like a pic lighter and a game boy I could take over in a pan. She had made her feel like that. You're just a pick and gain boy wave. Really taken over wherever you, depending on how far back you go and what happened to Mr Bertram Well March was a day and a magic or whatever they call it on Fox Fox. They do pilots, but they do like ten minute pilots our animated, that only cause like five hundred thousand dollars, for it sounds like a lot of money to be throwing away to normal, workin folks like us by two them. It's better than two and a half million bucks for a shitty knock off of Cougar. And which I do overt NBC or wherever it is. So we
aid aid. I we could probably watch it. I don't know if that's that's physically possible, but its nine minutes. Long and the thing is they give it to you and they give you a desk with a number on it and they give you that number on every disk. You ve got these things right, because the deal is if the screamers screener, because then they'll know it's you. If you go out boot like these things or whatever, but I just put it up on Youtube like Fun, efforts that you now, let's no Bob's burgers Cassandra, I mean you're, never gonna! U, never you're, better than Bob's partners, but I busted my ass on this thing and fuck it. If you want to go to Youtube and watching you should watch it, I think it's about nine minutes long. You want to watch what an unknown arable pilot on Fox looks like you, because I dont believe anyone it I've, never seen anyone else's Anna Manic or its actually
called color at a certain point. They draw it in and around hollowed out any new yeah. Well, I don't want to say it, but politically and you know it's weird- it has to go to Korea to be coloured in and that's like, it's like. Oh, I get it cheaply, where'd they go now. That's rather computers are it's not even done any more by cheap labour, which should have made me sad. I've stem buy expensive computers. Yes, I wanted to see just one cell, with the terror of and eleven year old, I just one not a lot on a line just one I well, It's no Alan Gregory, but it will have to do the money. Well, it is the greatest compliment you can have as greater comedian or whatever is when people are confused, like there's a compliment or people
I was really funny or you're really good as fine. That's not really complement the kind. I have to say that, but the best compliment you can have in life is what the fuck I watch in fact shows only forty on earth a firecracker. They put your fuckin Joe on angry. I got angry have ended. They ask me: what's up the others like well, check out the head a programme. What the fuck do you think my answer as I have no idea what the fuck is? Yes, I do Every couple of great conversations, one is at the end. When I pull out the payday candy bar, I get the note from the additives, we don't know what a payday is. Can we just have a handful of knots? matter. They and, unlike you, but a payday kept for stuff. How fucking old, are you? You ve, never heard of a pay day came bar, and then I had to have this super condescending,
rotation. I've had with a million executives, which is ok. You have to do this thing where, if it was your, why You'd go: are you fucking hi? What's wrong with you? Did you suffer head trauma? You don't fuckin paid as instead you go. I they had. A lot of people may be confused about that as well. Here's what I feel would resolve it pay day on the wrapper, has a picture of a candy bar that's covered in pay, not so even if there's no such thing as a payday, I've invent
a payday candy bar for this sit com, and thus they will see a picture of a candy bar covered with peanuts in it will solve these problems, and then you walk out. Go that fuckin persons retarded, but that's that's. I've had pitches with executives where I've talked to them about Gallagher, the comedian, and they told me that no one knows who that is the highest grossing comedian of the eighties and have not not heard of by comedy executive, so that was brought about seven hundred grand view each one. Whenever you paid for admission to night, it was worth it because you just watch the thing that cost seven hundred thousand dollars at will never see daylight ever again. Thank you and people do this thing or like aren't you worried about
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as part of this is getting love, love, atoms, ripping about the holidays in the ways and complain about what's post be happy times and also you as Adam, be a listener to the shows will, in addition, all rests, not it's it's funny to think I'd like to see remember going to that school dance and go in the parking or does like job his memory and swore for all of US listeners to Bermuda these moments, but Adam is well wherever mining waste man, all right we're gonna stick around and twenty twelve with this next clip Adam as more thoughts on Thanksgiving. After the holidays and crucial nine. Sixty four Gregor filled: Alzheimer's Brian Bishop, no Gregg in this clip just the opening with Adams, Thanksgiving twenty twelve rent ends. Mom arrived a little early group. This is your life showed up at him. Looking after Harry, thank your good day ball. Bread pudding
something up. My ass. Where were we going again? Yes, I do. I grow my beard out for the first time in twenty years, twenty five years, scruffy corolla, scruffy girl- why not give it a shot, listen and work for Gaffin access? Yes, I'm next year, plus eighty bounds do HOLLAND. I just saw Michael edge completely nullified, Girlfriend six, that's what his beard shit do you know you don't give me back boil some water I had a at a lovely thanksgiving, although I had the thing we always discuss much to complain about, because it's been a whole like three days since I've really really complained to you. People welcome that yeah yeah. It feels like a lifetime. It's been five six days and I well what happened when at
my house, twenty five people coming over to my house. I love the others, a thing. It's called it sort of my theory. I'm gonna tell Like I said, I will tell my son, never buy pickup truck and always complained about your back because guys with strong back soon the pick of drugs, have to help people move every weekend and wasting my time when you and the Big House, your house becomes the de facto Christmas Thanksgiving wake. God willing whatever, whenever event goes on its at your house, because everyone else's house has one bedroom and one bathroom and half a lawn, so ever at my house and one of my family has anything going on like me, mom lives two and a half miles from my house, but she give yourself forty five minutes to drive over on Thanksgiving with zero traffic, surface its economy like she'll, be like wow. First be there or authority which prides in John it's three thirty. Now we should probably start loan up and then show,
as I always stay the other route is thing you can do is show up to someone's house a half hour before that party starts because, especially if your us there's twenty five people, let's not exactly- Eddie, Crocker, sheaf, Boston or ass. He didn't staff on. I should instead she's doing she does does a fantastic meal, but, as for years well she's she's, Chasteneth, she's behind the potatoes, boiling they're, not matched up with but are actually save time out. Yes, rather timid and warning right again upon the broad outlines of the Anna Lindh, given over there and a tumor, Annie I wouldn't worry rival, show. so she's, like Jason, it a little bit and no one's dress than I always I'd. Scott done skipper my rope on the covered with sweat and the part is starting at four o clock and the fuckin
Door Bell rings at three thirty hours are first batch, first patchett solid half hour solid half hour before, and he is thing to the people there where they go. Like the person you know, goes he always when from Valencia side in water, so you Three days I really like at first, I do the math. Secondly, that's the perfect excuse to be late Also his in a situation where I shed thanksgivings starts at my house at four o clock and it'll go until I don't owe eight or nine o clock at night whatever, but things begin it for now the me doesn't get served it for just people start filing in it for him
in a situation where you come in it like four, oh nine and I'm standing by the door non piss neck, as they can't see you to your whole party. May what the fuck is this about, where we hit a little triumphantly just back handling that keep your head, that way of keeping it for ten now worried Shack, where I limit over their fuckin wringing her hands. We called nine one one five times Molly's out of a brain kids, I'm lying to online to him. Until then we went to a farm somewhere with Turkey's and stuffing coming down like waterfalls to every would you just show up it for fifteen and I wouldn't fuck and notice, because I'd be lighting, a candle are pouring someone a drink out in the patio. Four o clock means feel free to show up at four or a little later. Yes, we had a lot be ball eleven,
if cigars now all ages all ages and no net, no ethnic all, ages. There are eleven I've. Of course, I too run upstairs and start count. I had to focus on writing down, like us literally telling me about eleven people, their long before for clock. Long before but the total was eleven before the clock chimed for the digital clock that doesn't chime. yet the groundwater watch for her right So eleven people head had fuckin walk through the front door before for Leno to get dressed. I mean she's, your owner, sweat parents and teachers cook it all day, I'd get dressed and I was just like fuckin like yours. My whole thing, I'm not fair. coming downstairs, I'm gonna go upstairs. I'm gonna take a shower. I'm gonna, I'm
beyond its four clock mon. Oh look! Look look at the clock, it's it's three! Forty! I have plenty of time to take a shower. Get my shit together. and had downstairs me Y know. There's ten people standing in my kitchen trying to figure out how to work of cork opener and try again into whatever their get into my things like fuck em. Now I'm not going down there, I'm coming down at fuck. four and then we would have a little bit of a posts on it drives me fucking, not it happens every fucking year. I don't know what it is. It's the more inconvenient. Disrespectful thing you can do everyone thinks it's some kind of virtue. Yes, it's a virtue. When it comes, if you're an airplane pilot or use you work for the Greyhound company. Yes, it's a virtue to be early again. If meet me to see a movie in the movie starts to, and I tell you I'll meet you in from the box office, attended to feel free to care about the night before none of my JD business doesn't affect me
I will be showing up attended to that same goes for lunch in our breakfast. We like to meet me at the diner, but when you come blocking allows dont show provoking half. What do you think a hat but you're gonna, show by half hour before were trying to accommodate twenty five people at our ass, an fuckin, doorbells gonna ring and I'm just gonna put down my sports page go what who's and I'm gonna be dressed in it. smoking jacket, that's gonna have a gown on it and without would be in doubt navvy, every fucking candle will be lit and every every wine are ever ever every every every chilled wine will be sitting animated pocket of ice and a candid me: what is it four already whose whose ha we're gonna rephrase the glee its thing. It starts at eight in the morning and it builds about for the afternoon. It starts at somewhere at noon. There's a debate. I gotta go to trader Jos. We need
simple syrup and we're out. You know cinnamon and is like I don't know. I think we can make it without it. I dont know what oh then there's then there's that weird thing we start farming it out Hell Suzanne pick it up on the way she's coming from our sisters, how she's not coming in others those this fuckin ring all eleven levels of the waiver sisters out. You tell her to get to shacks. I know she's current she's going to have to do. We need those were the there's that sort of you know were you mule it out to people, but it it builds, and then you get to that point we're so make an IRAN and then everything's a little behind and your mash in the thing in your boil and stuff and its big fuckin, clusterfuck and somewhere that half hour before that, the actual for class, They call time that's the crazy they most cluster fucking of them and it's the worst part because its now the last sing you do is get dressed, and now actually have to get dressed with eleven? Essentially football team,
inside your house, you have to do. get out of the shower into the share. Whatever you're gonna do go fish stuff out deal with There are always like. Don't bother, though mind of other everything. tighter, hey where's the MIA right. So fuckin drives me nuts. I know you guys hated tool, but what I can do about it, what we what's the expectation when you shall but someone's house half hour before the call time. What do you think we're going to be doing? How do you think we're going to rest meals, good. We completely laid out what is it? I had almost these exact same scenario on Thanksgiving. This works. We house and our first Thanksgiving Christy's grandfather show the twenty thirty minutes at a time like before the scheduled call time and my question to you- is going to be at what point these strategically start telling people different times like I know: grant assistance such as
Rarely should then it was decided. There was Christmas dinner sweatsuit still. I was sent up the bar and ethic for really rubbing off on me because it was. They will always get Grandpa drink and his girlfriend I'm setting up the bar. This is uncomfortable for everyone. Gazillion relax verb twenty minutes. While I find it ain't, no business Alla time everyone they tell everybody is shown up to pick up. A BT award starts at nine am Sunday. That's when we are film is untrue, but they do here. We are now goes on and it goes on a thirty and evening, but I'm saying that the work it's goes out and yet out to its it's the wrapper time. It's you have to do it with a partner with other people. Lifting of the embargo. Two different ways like with my high school friends You have to shave and our off of everything to get them there and then, with the old folk. You have to had an hour portion bath. When I do like poker night of my body, is I tell him alike, I want to get going around eight o clock or town like ass. The theme is our role in about somebody right right. I was
that. When you're the friend the people give the fake times you cause you run lay, and then you find out her little. here's the thing now those happening to me all weakened, as we had house gas rolling in an out and out, happening, that someone would show up. As I was in the shower getting out of the shower now my boyfriend, it was his guess, usually but it would be like you to his brother meeting for the first time and I figured, will have no choice but to continue styling, not a monster, I felt very, What I wondered at my committing some huge foe PA because they're out there and it's you know, gonna be the half an hour or with various realistic in our until I go out there and meet them. I dont know and Daniel what they know. It's fine and I believe it is fine, but somewhere inside I was wondering- or am I committing such huge etiquette,
feeling, as once you show up early or even if it's not early, but this just me. I want the person to stay in the bathroom was humanly possible threats. I figure Why has put this awkward meeting awful and about yeah abundant, but also wants you shop fuckin half hour? Let's it's on you, but it's weird because I knew was coming in that new was coming and we're both fucking fuming whenever one started showing up not Can I give you my name Anna Jeddak, even now who, never are its virtuous to show its earliest Adam said that it was the exact quotas at all. We are coming in this case banning but Valencia. You comrade at TAT Hour, come from what is eighteen minutes but they have two hours for basically our way lignite banning first off this whole thing where you ve lived in this neck of the woods. Seventy years and you ve driven the highways and byways still gonna forever. By way, as I know it too high as for your high when I went out both way, who chunks at little cost each a little pussy?
the highways and byways yeah, the clean up is sponsored biology on that. By way point is you know what the fuck and roads hold you know No there's no traffic on Thanksgiving and its issues are. Eighty second thing is giving its, I know, and it's the greatest excuse ever for being late. If you do want to be late, but just give us fuck an hour and then shall twenty minutes late and its fine and again it's unspoken. The Thanksgiving means role in it, for we eat at five, thirty or sex. That's what it means anyway, lotta people tweeting me about the Thanksgiving jogger. Those guys pity off footnote here last point: one wrap it up. If you want to be the envy p, guest of thanksgiving or parties were everywhere attending make that call it s, a hey, I'm on my way. What can I grab for the area you need Now don't be there. That's envy pay gap. My mom made an envy, PETE phone call. She called when it make sure she had parking
front roused vulnerable the warehouse yeah. It's called me from the driveway cause. They couldn't find parking. I dont believe they checked in either streets, though I I they able to Richmond poor men parking spot as it will save one thousand dollars with my body ray, I told him we were doing ass on the house. I said my mom doesn't does not say good. She says, ok like if you ask your how she's doing she says. Ok, she never says good. She has three mouse, my mom history, moat. She has has called just getting over coal or feel something coming on. Those again does the three reasons why she's not gonna help you move is: does it only three setting she hands as one of its ABC, then seventy nine old woman She'd been ours that rich her entire, your entire life. So old re giver call and a day what and I
Tell like a yell at Gary out there, no yell at everybody, you don't have to know anything you just have to know people, and once you know people, you know everything, and I said that rail to what, No, you never talk to her on the phone and raise no stranger It's not a family member, I shall die. I give you one thousand dollars. If you call her, by the phone right now ask around she's going. She says good. I give you one thousand bucks. That seems like a risk for most people because she doesn't talk to re, so she might just neurotic cursory good he's not talking to me because it was me. Maybe she tell me about what arms are going on medically or anything like that. But re raise right zone, but she just make small talk. Less re thought about the fact that why would you be making this wager if you were doubtful well as low risk are rewarded bedding. A thousand I always go. Do a thousand I'll write talk to my mom rare right now. I shall give you a thousand bucks if she says good. I have to imagine that the other spheres calls
body and go, how you doin, and they are good how you doing any of just one thousand dollars now not so good with the answer I just left now, I ve got a put my wallet away, but I never I never took it out unnecessary. Do you wanna play the clock, as we got a chance to here before, and it is more it's even more spectacular than that's a good. Well, all right are like not good. It's like its elaborate, the ass, I feel bad Cassim S, somehow she's gotta get is gonna, get back there or something, and then she's gonna think I was doing it to make it like a joke on the radio. which would you know how? I guess, why wasn't totally intended undoing I had a very depressing of points I also had a garrisons pie bought a bottle Yeltsin's pie, I did not want experience with the with the pumpkin pie and I'll take this. My sister did a decent job.
Pies habits they'll! Have that one little thing has alone or burnt side on it. You know that all the hum Pies, though, is inevitably havoc on one part of the criteria and civil law, and is so is there are always a half a shade, too dark or nine to light a service here, oven mechanism down? What were either without my no one who does the outright? get right on that day, I'm boys is and went for my pie, which had been hiding where in the pantry- and I thought what has this gonna work keep go into the pantry like a snake sneaking around with my pie, should under my bad upstairs you now and then I went just slide it out amongst the palm. No one's gonna go where this road pie come from those responsible for this, my pie, devoured. We were left with a pine half and basically all of it was the homemade pumpkin pie once again prove my point that people
like store, bought and store made and high made even operative high homemade. They really, because it is one of these things. It's right up there with garage doors. Here's what I mean, I'm a carpenter, I'm a damn, fine a printer, but if I need a garage door like if I hadn't apartment building, they had windows electric garage doors I get on the phone and call garage nor company. I dont do it myself, that's not I'll fuck it up, even if I don't fuck it up all their produce, good jobs, and I should just who do nothing but garage doors, that's all they do. I wouldn't let those assholes build me any kitchen territory, and I wouldn't let him do any rough framing but garage doors. Let him do it That's all they only do garage doors and talking to someone they just picture. The person's mouth is: there. I live with your eyes doors they better than no twenty. Twenty five ten graveyards, I think, we're there taken a shit. Ass ass, spread rise door opening based. Now I see this has me wondering: is there anything that's better homemade,
oh yeah, yeah yeah, I mean, I think, seized it's weird because for me guy, who says, do not get the can opener out Cranberry sauce make that homemade, but when it comes to the pies, like I said, apple and banana cream or Murray counters Banana Kramer or pumpkin. Nobody, you just you're, not gonna, do any better. You can't do any better, though pastry piping hears. here is the one time I will look the other way if you're married. Somebody, and somebody like a pastry chef like somebody does that in Romania, the Corrales are not these people, Christie, Meda Homemade, become pie with the chocolate layer underneath goddamn delightful. However, we also got the train or just pumpkin pie because, like There are people who want the traditional and arise there both snapped up well
Not only did we enjoy the we had some brisket and handsome turkey it. We had all the traditional stuff which reserve fuckin awesome, also coarser enjoyed the main Greer, not my family per se, but the rest of the guests. Sloshy drunk on them angrier and ACT was. Are you tired, now boy starting to get it from the kids with the Maghreb, daddy, neither a non once they pioneer like this weird Achilles heel cells are funny. I'm gonna wives, funny like it's funny for kids to be like daddy's rock daddy, Bla, Bla, Bla, drug drunk, drunk talk, talk guys like real funny funny stuff funny, and what are we seeing in therapy wonder funny stuff? Maybe I should just zip it for a year to Syria. Kids do So I speak, I am angry. I got I
bought allowed to it. Now all the folks, I'm aware of in the meat in the business, because its fun like me, I brought a bottle when I did Nick and already show, and we felt bad for art, that being the got drunk die every laugh at it up next night or two nights ago there like servant up to their gas and stuff like that, so anyway sent a bottle to Trump says a deer Adam. Thank you for sending me a bottle of your new signature beverage. Man Greta. I wish you great success on your new venture. It's delicious with best which it wishes Donald J Trump and then a big marker thing. That's, as you are doing great gas and in great is underlined just as it is it it's delicious now this see this stuff corny, but coming from my family of the, why? What do you want to do
I love the guys go here doing great they're like garage, and make it happen like I love that guy I dont in people go, you know it. bullshit right, I go yeah. I know it's bullshit that even better I'd like it even better. You know his second gesture, piss secretary. That all these guys and I should not a hundred bottles. They all have secretaries, I'm gonna, even back. I share his secretary wrote that, though, because no I'm vague memory from paper letters that, when the secretary write something they put genuine impact mother, put initials at the bottom like a c c kind of thing. You know this. I hope this is by the way. This is a very not much to it and made it. Take us much time to tell your secretary to right. This is it would to write it yourselves and he probably did ride at any as well those guys, but it's like, like I say all the time furthermore, hate him. This is why he successful he does not. There is nothing that gets through his half a filter, there's not
I mean we all arguing only full time. Donald Trump and I've been thinking, I'm I'm part time out and asian these full time trump and not only that he never stops like. I don't He has a like you and I meter of. I need a reply. this guy's email I dont need Replied an occasion email. I need a return. This guy's got. I don't need to return this guy's call. I wish you skyward return. My call like there's something like some sort of you pecking order in the universe rearrange the need to do. You know somebody it's like you're on both sides of it. Somebody gives me their dvd Ngos. May my friends made a documentary about potato I know you're interested potato bugs you did you check it out and get back me like on the road in Houston and the guy homely. Won't I but I'm irritated at a desk right, so Armani her, but then I give my
We d Judd appetite like oak. I hope he watches it. So it's like. I realized what it's like to be on. The I hope you, this guy watches my thing Andy, that's your from ever gonna watch disguise thing or why should I watched my experience, both sides that I think Trump GIS, has they, like I always said about Leno. Like you write a book, he reads it. You make a movie, he watches and then you don't think trumped just has that one mode- and I think, like I said, you love the guy. I hate the guy, that's why he is who he is. He just has that mode. Deep sea I know of people effectively as for people who will sit down and return, calls like that's an activity that they do returning calls Roddy ever feel like. If you were to return of recall you received, though it would take forever. Yes, yes- and I'm a bad at it in every single one of my emails starts with sorry for getting back to you so light
right, what do we got here is cut fell there, I'm able to about you returning emails yeah. We spend it up only ninety minutes. offer turned highlights in the end, it felt like the speed em up when he takes it to the house at this rate it because it lies, I can clever, cannot return is interminable three seconds just right. It's so weird. It's not a sound! How many fuckin kick off returns and or punt returns. taken him to the house each year, number one number two Evidently I enjoy watching football. High lines are not be perch in front of my tv set watching. Your show that shows football highlights is not like what are we going to get to the Vila I like Jeanne black eyes care the rock that I'm here so things that in less than once again as a sin. I rare occurrence may not like lightning striking but less than one kg turn again, but does them and the guy
who set the state record and the one hundred metre hurdles, otherwise, ten hurdles in instills. And today in his high school, how long possibly gonna. Take for him to carry that fuckin football for three hundred feet, how do you think I'm gonna go out gonna make a sandwich terminal interminable, despite glimmers of dying watching this, I like watching a guy taken you, the house, I'm with you like you, don't need a fuckin speeded up and when it's a fat when, even when it's a phone, best of alignment. Good, it's a fact: limited, picks up. The ball is even funnier to watch a guy rumble for sixty yards rude afoot. At a time. Are we do have to speed up running world class printers Do we sped up running very sad good problem? Have erika a guy. Go Mandy own Dear Ranch, your home, while you gotta do one or the other rain, and
now good news? Guy goes making it easy to bundle. So you can combine your homeowners renters insurance along with Otto policy and get it all under one roof and save money. So, let's go to Guy Kodak come get a quote, see just how much be shaving when you bundle with Geico. It's easy visit, Geico dot com to that that? Clear? From twenty twelve Adams mom, arriving early autumn is famously said whether worse things, you can do is virtually there was a recent like red thread. The got really hot, where some is complaining does either job interview. He showed up exactly on time,
sponsors if you're, really serious about this job you to shut up ten minutes early. It's like what parliament, Adams logic, this guy's wrongs, guys hiring Adams, the one! That's right, you don't show up early, you don't show plate Chauvelin time. People expect your either you're, not late you're on time and that's ok. But when it comes to party annexes, didn't wanna get come in when the person those soon there bathrobe and setting up the teaching, even an air of your really a job that they might be doing interview I before yours that maybe up again so that Europe Peoples, a k around the shop, come on, there's sharply full debate or other it does not listen, uncas! He is early for everything, strolled into away I've. I've got and help to set up a baby shower. Drew is invited to Andrew came early and he set up with us. We used to sleep standing, open clauses of the hospital like a vampire yeah disciplined, different he's a different breed, all right. Let's get on with our next clip one we're gonna jump a year had to twenty thirteen and Adam has a little rant about Thanksgiving.
We have another one sure crucial. Twelve twenty Steve House that are not as Clip Dave, damaging Innis, clip thousand rules and Brian Bishop December of twenty thirteen. This is atoms Thanksgiving, twenty thirteen rent there these services are removing cellar door like it's really hard format to cope with house up up up or messed up, another really ready, so they would like, catering service and they had a cranberry chutney that Adam complaint about onstage. If you have some private christiania he's bro cranberry shortly in the studio for everybody to try and tell him what they think of it showed up and all right. I got up and ass my a wholly. Will people on Twitter requested a captain, coral and Admiral Anthony would have you know, tat the great throw the service, her majesty's, but they ve damaged back the show everyone
side it faced her all and company has been far too long. I couldn't be tickled pinker than I am right now the shack report. You can see the web YO avant available. I stay at the NFL website. Official NFL website new video every Tuesday evening, podcast scorned, much my mouth Dave, damaging football programme available on Itunes is well you guys real quick. What is the pile of shit? You have right in front of you Is that helping with the mouth being dry when properly it's it's? It's that shot me that given to me as Cranberry Shaw's for Thanksgiving this year, My wife has to live with me, full time You can only imagine and There is a lot, a real specific alike, to the place. I said that we're moving.
and not only are we moving, but we timed it so that we literally got into our new House three or four days before thanksgiving. No worse time than to cook for twenty five people than to have everything in a box in its screaming? If I could find the Fuckin electric knife I've used it on your ass? that going on what kind of maniac pack and electric knife. Why that the other house, as a lot of that discussion, so Hussein that one those there was Molly. well. I said now, but there's a lot where's, this where's that it it's the blue. Could imagine a worse time to cook for twenty five people, so my wife said: look there's this catering company that the neighbour sage great we should just used to cater company. I should by all means use catering company. We don't have. For all this cooking were unpacking all day, so she did the AY cranberry sauce
it's just granted cranberry rights, cranberry, sauce, yeah, cranberry sauce, because she knows she's living with me. We get the cranberry chutney. I know I know I'm a broken record, but here's the thing aren't you under just some type of human obligation to tell people when there going to receive what they are requesting happened to the vows you took as a caterer. Yeah does not just mean like we all know what a club sandwiches I bring it up all the time. If you make your club sandwich and it's just to pieces, pimentos low that wrapped in catch it. You need to tell me that is your club sandwich. You can't just spraying your club, savage me because I'm ordering what I think is a club sanders a fucking human being, and I live on this planet, but this
different than me going. How would you like your eggs? Oh I like lag scrambled? Here's two eggs are those Sunnyside up yeah, that's how we do it when if a blow job was bought, sacks the prize, and hopefully they evolve into into that. But yes, well now, let's just take eggs that I won't. I used to go to breakfast with an asshole who would get his eggs, who had ordered basted? I believe we can feel weighing it get circles in the hundred and seven practices with my body, and you don't know what to say and analyse their. We don't know what that media. I I don't know what it means expect this not rocket. On top of whatever interpretation, based on a veritable eyes, would take. Let's just take eggs, you go, I want eggs. May what would you like them scrambled like em over easy. We like them sunnyside up. Would you like them poach, there's six ways you can get your eggs they're. All different thou have
aims in the region have names, because that's how you like your fucking eggs, the minute you start doing scrambled and sunny side up and mixing and matching their we're. Fucked businesses I ride it's our languages whore he's gotta, tell you. They are native language, Alison bawled, the below the liners on the other side of the glass whose names I am not familiar with. You guys every day, and so you can see the forest for the dream: the cherry trees, but Adam Corolla. You sound like a completely different human beings than I've been away for two but what happened to the old out and grow? So sometimes it takes a fresh eyes or in this case ears to come in the studio. Unless now,
as I see it, refreshing it's terrific, as I mentioned, I did not trust, said catering company to give just cranberry sauce. I knew they would fuck it up by blowing some of their fluff into it because it that's everyone has to be Haifa, loot. Now! Oh, this is your cranberry, not good enough again we're not inundated with cranberry sauce. I dont see cranberry sauce all fucking here, but anyway I went got cranberries in May. sauce, and thus we never taught touch the stuff that was labeled, cranberry chutney good. You got, I brought little forks and you guys can all given that I have no little and I've area yours now this, I just wanted you to taste. What passed is cranberry saws. Is that, bad it's just not cranberry sauce. That's my whole point same with the sandwiches. It's not often bad. It's just not cranberry soluble in useful.
That's just given little born. I ardently do you know it in you. Did your brine or did you just go the tradition? Aren't I guess they brought that bird over four abroad the burden? Lynette brought made a beautiful, roast and said crackpot. I can't figure out what is an icy, its sizing way. It's got like there's a way to make this a lot of space is happening right now vaguely indian it's not primarily saw us crap that I have been a criterion there? I'm not even sure where can somebody just give you a heads up as we when your order cranberry saw the go. I hope you're not expecting cranberry sauce cause. You shall not get cranberry sauce. This is gonna tastes like some That's like you do in indian joint. Yes, your something good does not cranberry sauce right, it's good about it. If you're expecting cranberries, as you will be sorely missed,
when it right. I like on the men use or when the waiter or waitress announces this is arts span the old classic? That's when the fuckin go cheese comes it. I checks, gotta, do sport for first after bitch, a little more police. So you know spike tv comes from Eve eight months ago and says they want to do is show contractor. Show catch the contractor, and you know you bust these guys and do your comedy not that kind of stuff I just do every I just take meetings, are what the hell, so I do and then, as I drive home my secretly hope everything goes away that that that's my might my greatest wishes that everything we just go. Oh, why it's it's a vestige of my of my of great starting grade school, where I wake up every Monday morning, praying for an earthquake or some sort of smog, alert or something it its regional thing, but as like I'd, just wake up going, God
night? There's a sin call that the snow fell into yeah essay snowed here was earthquake or was smog alerts or something budget, something some maniac had shot up the school for I got there just something where I didn't have to go. Do what I was supposed to do so we shot the pilot and the pilot got picked up and they said all right. We want to travel but show we want you in New Orleans we once you in Indiana. We went in Seattle and I said well now we got a problem because I can't travel because I've a busy skin. Well, and I do a daily podcast, multiple podcast so's. You know I can go to New Orleans for four days in shooting episode, so thanks, you're gonna have to find another guy, and then did what I do again, I just drove homer secretly prayed went away down. Whenever I put things go away that we seem to combat the disease was eager to success,
I wonder if you sit up that, never happen, so they said fine, we'll keep it in town, we'll go local, we'll, go local and then I said: ok, songs, we're staying local and then I met with the producers, and I said now: listen my place. is overrun, Glenn Down and Hollywood Glenda Lot, Burbank area that that credit writing there, some between Pasadena Glenn down Burbank and stop the closer you get those areas. The more time you have with me because I'm doing a daily podcast somewhere there have to be out at some point and if I'm too far way that I'm just gonna bug out that much earlier, they said we here, yes, man first place we're looking at is in Glinda second place, look announce in Hollywood that's perfect design was entirely. I let me the list of voices of homes we ve done
for those of you around the country want to have some fun. You can I don't know, but by a pop up a Google whatever gun at Google goop Google Map are on average people end up with Michael plots around figure something out just Glenville Glenda Hollywood Hollywood over in Oregon skip to the end. We live in the San Fernando Valley. Basically, there's ever narrow valley probably has fifty one separate cities with a whole bunch of different climates in it. There's a law, armenian sections and mexican sections and white written Jewish up in here. Heights, and all that comes up. Here's where it here's what we got got Santa Anna. That's fifty miles from here, you're my fucking If I don't over Santa Anna, as I couldn't find any of these places, we started Rosanna fifty miles, then we want to save time and again that was forty five miles different Hounslow, but closer than we want to data point.
keep in my answer to San Diego than the last. Seventy eight miles from here this is call time. Eight thirty I don't even know what time you leave LOS Angeles to get to Santa Anna at eight thirty, I dont know I've done beehive proclamation arrive said I will leave an hour before I'm supposed to be there and then, whatever time I show up as when I show up it's up to you this is on. You may act for scheduling the shit out of town, everyone else. Here's how fuckin far these places are everywhere. Susanna production staying in a hotel hotel, so there's still travelling the show there they are travelling the fuckin show Santa Anna Data point by, this area has again I've never been a fifty three miles. This I'm now really mixing up Tustin sixty miles is at this point we're arms To get sir like we did why in Laurel Canyon that was twelve miles away, ass round the corner yeah.
Again. This is lost angels. Everything is long slogged. We should point out that people on a town or and thanking our fifty three miles at our drive away. If you stop for gas, maybe our and attendance is also going to get anywhere. If is anything to traffic is a two hour minimum soul. Crushing drive me three hours to get back from data. Point audits sentiment the five, which is the worst piece of shit free way. The world is the one that takes you straight to Tustin Insane and all that kind of stuff you get on it at seven. Thirty in the morning you just crawl. You just sit there in traffic. I said to these guys for for the love of flock. Could you find something in fucking, unseen or Glenda Burbank, or something find a fucking house in the valley somewhere someplace next to houses Inglewood, just just a little pass, the airport signature clock now, that's only
twenty eight miles, but that's into the valley of the beast and see there are thirteen vital wanna be a broken. Rather when Adam Corolla again, you have changed, sir. I can but wait a second yet illicit everybody out their fields, you're paying your. Can you you're the star of a tv, show you get that go beyond camera, yet damn A man in the world listeners might not know what angle was like in a word it when the later used, applying Tuffnell good it's up in her card is a a scary place with scary places around it and then there's a track that has horses on it somewhere around there and there's an airport. But there is the forum used to be the family. Form. Did I do anything? Why did they not that down? Already I went to the five areas form. Would it be inaccurate to save our version on a much smaller scale of Flint Michigan, like usually the home of the Lakers Showtime Lakers? That one is the city of champions. It still says it on the street signs right now: it's there. You know
letters will now it because Inglewood is where that a giant Randy's down at that you see in movies. That's angle, we are the others at cop those around, but yes, either way it's better than Santa Anna. It's still fucking far at eight my goddamn morning, and why can't they so tell me the premise that you're you're visiting poor counter put poor work on a house and you're in there to crack skulls kind of thing you and that's the bed, how many? But why? Really? That is a legitimate question. This isn't a particular industry or anything. This is a house that you can be an houses. I would imagine that could scour the valiant come up with one would one would think, One wouldn't think. You'd have three houses in a row and Santa Anna advice If I knew that I went to doubt it. I wonder because this is a technically. You are
having the shot, while you're old PAL Jimmy camels pretty plugged in show business. I would not put it passed him to be no in contact with those very could produce producer distillery Ryan Bit, while he did think of spite before spike was invented waste. Sit in day, Man show Office all the time and he just go. There's just be a network for decades and he everyone is go right right. It's weird! Before things exist, we have it it's a weird human way to be, which is this? Nothing was here before us and before we invented things every thing from a cell phone to spacecraft to bottled water, it just never existed, and then we invented it. But it is where that as a human, when somebody says to another human hey, you know we ought in or out of it as they are now there's a reason. Those that's gonna happen. That's like really look around there's a lot of stuff. That's happened over the years,
Why? Wouldn't this be one more thing that happened? It's weird I was like when Jimmy I we're doing. The man show when we're pitchings, like I just mean Jimmy Raw and then where's the girl and we're like not just mean Jimmy. I don't think you can do that now, your other wise everything, wise and things that haven't happen like inventions that haven't. we have become rather yet embrace like hey, very go, that's something easier to be cynical than it is to try to find out what it comes down to really cynicism. People conflate that with being smart, somehow to be sceptical of Are they in fact it's the much easier position to take of the to try and build on what somebody else's bringing up? Two, rather than just saying like well that'll, never work will have Another ridiculous idea, maybe every than we have been enthusiastic, are being open, is seen as as being vulnerable or maybe unclear. so we were afraid you do that. It's all! So, if you don't
many thing to say, and it's not waiting. It's not interesting, it's not funny them, you just go the morning. Radio show rout where you go, a man, you see that new ashen could, shit, gambler line. I don't want no, its Kyoto Ass, loud bar desire, mire, fire and an orphanage aim the payment of fire, but the fireman a kick in the back in other babies on such a bad and I totally lame I've seen snow seals riddled with cancer. There were being beaten by Eskimos. It were here. Ok, lame! It's gonna Janshah! Amid the shouts of marine life had right there, where we do show called that's like the land, but still lag. Oboloi you'd be ahead of some land. It sucks do yes to yeah right
kill five minutes, I who we don't hale nearly enough: the bravest inventors it's not properly and invention, but I ain't I've set in a million times and I'll say it: a million in first hear the people who first tried a different talk, type of food. Who were these courageous souls, the one that crack the oyster and said? Yes, let's enjoy it's that now who did it and what was the process? What was the literal breaking of eggs before you mentioned eggs who figured out the coachman This now decided. You know what I mean I could see like. I could see a cow how falling into a fire and its smells good, you know or or more or Swine Yellow Ral gets into a sow, gets in the fire, all of a sudden ones that deletion. That I could see a happy accident, but these concoctions, who did all the work on this, the garlic, let's road in a little butter- all that's really there, but the egg really like who thought this thing came out of a chickens, but I
put it inside me I have of you guys want is, I think we just study the other animals eating shed and one while had a raccoon, looks pretty fat. Uneasy knows things like Ivan, we saw other animals eating things and then the other thing is this. Reading approach life like it was our personal dally we're trying to survive so we didn't have any. I don't even know when people started talking about the taste, if you really think about it, You know I mean everything you have said about air right. All about us didn't write was basically, we were army jeeps, we throw any fuel, run off anything we could jump into the tank just to get over the next two hill. I think sweating unions to get the other reduction down further room. yeah they just have zero. Where, where have they had Virgin olive oil, but that the extra over the one with the two
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course mocks Doktor Giroux forever to cheer for the opposite team of school, but he argues that now the real colleges where we went to freeze doktor stuff for College Briand, of course shines, and because you see he's always all over it an atom tells the story of how a human limit. When over Duff drew's house and too much to drink hilarious. straight up day, Gina Grandaddy, you been all day. I met MR the game bodies order pathetically. sad to say that I watched the whole game with doktor drew at doctors house. Why, while Your drew is forced to root for you see allay any save yourself who went to you. I see attended the university oil dearie. The US famously was Lord Jeff TEETH.
funny conversation about where getting rid of the mass got light went, the school of. Am hers then went to as seeing his wife. What do you see a lie and is forced a route for you see allay now here's the way. I would do this one. I would then it do this one, it sort of relationship version of I'll buy. You fly many years ago, ordered some meaning in food or something and let said die. I should we go pick it up. You know it twenty minutes or something she said like. Why do I have to pick it up and I I went, there were likely explanation of me: leasing her Mercedes me by the house me building electric gates, video chat rooms. I that's right. The point was made getting the credit card, and then it will be you who gets into the car and I was sort of that we break it down and Here's the way. There's these should work, as this must happen through.
the nation times. several million there has we people that want Alabama. In them the wife went to Tennessee, and now we have to see whoever it's done more with their degree, whoever's bringing home the bacon, in other words because of the degree, is less symbolic and more practical right right, because weight to it Susan's in case we get away, is just bending a hope. It's on a wall right now, but it's not actually doing anything aka for her I know she has some pride but its. We all have pride. I went to North Halibut high, but it's not really doing anything. For me, right now, you play for the EAST Valley, trojans remodelled after U S, if you saw that he asked the old picture. Yes, analyses walk around in a cat in a museum nicer. Well, I gotta say: understands proximity thing based on where you live, but my ease rally, Trojan and Aerial find a picture. I I was trying
Google image Paul Newman in his race car or something like that and I stumbled into bunch of pictures of and my old football uniform for some reason, but We not only have the general USC ones, the ones they wear now older crescent. Then we went to the new or once a piping right, so lab failure. We ve been waiting for years and sweat, exacting your orange and we used to go to. We went to the lack of Rome once outside Anthony Davis there in the whole thing to. I was always a huge USC fan. Sonny got sucked in a few rose ball games with doktor, true ended ally is bad crossing. The lesser hurry has had its right
a picture gimme A and Henry Boyd, you guys can go on and look it up at an curled, our company. Yes, we have you see how you, gentlemen, why do you wear uniforms? Tell ya, together with the crescent stripe than the single stripe, on the shoulder, I suppose you're at the piping at the end of the rights which they went to in the seventies, we went to that too at some point. Awesome. The o o words are better than what we just saw, but is often that you actually kind, of course follow that oh yeah need. The coach is kind of picked up early on that we face the team whose move them nature annexed in a vacuum and We took us on a again a trip to the: U S C, to watch in practice- and I remember watching the guys think was Anthony Davis time that a member state being intrigue at the guys.
The tape offer their feet on peel the tape you cut, because Horta forms it up a bit of a cast me not that he has really I'd have to shave your ankles. They did have that foam pre wrath back then right on the skin, and I swear Thank God all this work all this tape. They know that was enough taped to last the Corrales alive. No, there was some stay put concerning energy with tape was considered a durable good. you know what other people to washing machines are refrigerators and automobiles tape was actually a durable goods, and thus it was banned and the notion that it was you could just use up a hundred feet of it then just cut it all away for a practice to me. Then say without good practice. We talk about actors, wouldn TA, my area, the island on IRAN. That's been random, so we watch the game over so doktor. True, said
come over and watched a game on the big screen kind of thing and for me, I've been to some hurtful games and I feel feel like. I can't see anything I want to see the reply, I'm it's all part of the atmosphere, but for me, Admiral just sit and Doktor drew it out. I don't beer with that guy enough and we got toasted, though to there's something I gotta see drugs that great it's boy just more polite awesome. Its detractors and it's all so intensely looks more in your eyes. Me fix your hand, its form because it's sort of like having a piece of cake Richard Sim inside you go he's offering you your second piece, o k down, you go where you share and he goes on everyone and you go. Oh, I guess it's ok sure and burn with Morrissey yeah. I did like it somehow o k light gray. So I showed up with the kids.
and lend add, and I brought a couple of beers and some angrier and some some stuff just did not show up empty handed and drew said We got there and I pulled out windows, peace, support, IP that we have here and he said Let me get ahead off that in Ireland, so I opened it up and I poured him half. ass. The report me half a glass, and he took a couple draws but he said: woe the stuff packs a while up said. Yes, you can. like. I said yeah man, tat the way to quietly get drunk two things, you have to have somebody refilling your glass all time, so you can't really bottom here. You don't know if you ve had see. There is a point where year keep an Italian. Your like I drank seven years. Maybe I should take my foot off the accelerator per second here, but so it just keeps pouring it in your glass and that sort of going out in doing that
We style in the guy keeps feeling your wine glass in your talking about money. Have reference yeah, you? Sometimes it sitting next to you, sometimes you're holding up the guy just keep thrilling adopt. So it's like you ve. Never really, You never really drank a bottle of wine and three bottles of wine because he kept pouring it. I came around doesn't ties that you could have had a classes you just no, so conservative like the has drew cap, drew cracking the beers and I just kept half I have for you and somehow we end up getting toasted. Over the course of yes, she game like vaccinations, legitimate Carthage, that's what it was like forbidding. Does he get racial monies? Drunk now he was racial before now we're having a laugh about these secretly brooding president, give little until a subtle fest pump were now he's got a route for you see, Align Fucker, he just ass, though, and
sorry, but that's what he that's, what he must do so there was there was that I want a pile Andrew, but is that the ultimate form of pussy wept when you? What one thing, you should support your spouses, whatever their into born it directly conflicts Yonah mean without whether rivalry with them. You are passionate about well also, I don't know if you're Chevy guys, you must put a picture of Calvin passing on Chevy on your thing. Do you say yes or deity? The fight back? I mean I dont know why. First off I with its more fun when a Pats player gets in a room with the giants player, so when Kevin Head gets in the room with an Ex ante Laura it's more entertaining if they're, both rooting for the past, it's not that entertaining. However, one number two have you guys have heard or if I've ever brought the before or even aware of it, but Lynette like this guy Bruce Spring State where at the end of a guy, I think they think you anyway
for shock on that's another good argument. We had the other day the like my hypotheses, that every jewish male of met between the age of forty and fifty two is a huge grace raising, say fan! It's like my argument is that, because they think he's jewish, it just close in admitting that second part of my argument is seventy, two percent would be fans anyway? This is one hundred percent. That's what I'm saying that some of these guys would break off the lion, love it or something. You know what I mean, but they won Hunter percent, so I like John high at but were able to live in the same. How? Yes, it's fine white! Why not you like to see you like you, see allay the fun when they together imply here. You should talk to each other by wearing the jersey and having fun but truly be whipped. But he was be whipped with they Bruces and yesterday and then a certain point, the main gray I came out. I am, he started liberally pouring that night,
drew the sunset up. Then you get to this point. pull the power move. She drank too much white, my angrier and did I didn't that someone in this house, our my loss and while she had a bedroom where she rather couch, I don't know she wandered odd room. She had one of the trip with after ruins, withdrew and publicly on twitter yeah. She took a nap. She took a pre of oppressed sort of Dr shake off the morning? Manchuria man I've over Drew's place, so we couldn't tell you but fun and then that we here's your the drunk, really kicks in the drunk kicks in his when you're drunk and now it's hard to slow down a little bit. But you get to the point where there's tuna changes at the bottle, the bottom of the bottle of them angry and now it's like love. What do we do drink this?
for now I gotta kill it. Introduce heavy handed pouring arrive, he's a house facilities, the house, so that was good times eyes. We got thanked him now. We're it'll open up GINO was tweeting me pictures of making me goulash hidden We have this. This thanksgiving. Is enjoyable for me, but marginally less enjoyable because of the way I'm wired, because I dont like waste and because I rob around in a UK throw away half up. RO sweep foresaw whole part roast, but once a year, maybe like an it trickled down here, my dear. You guys tell me about this theory. for one says, gotta got all this junk baggage, junk everywhere and junks in the garage cluttering up. Everything I said, look when I was a kid it was
a black and white first off there wasn't much stuff to go around. you do well and you get a swag bag with, hoodies and coffee mugs. In some little you do how storing you get a swipe bag, this stuff, Phone sister knock off beats headphones and little mp3 player whenever it is what have been usually the most valuable thing in my house growing up. What am I stressed, throw it away. I don't know what to do with it, but I hears here's my point that you can tell it people it's because stuff is being cut, gotTA china- and it's all kind of in this, no man's land of women, throw this away: pretty cool other hand, I'll, never use in my entire life. What what? What do I do with this stuff is not disposable paper plates? Here's. My point when I was kid paper boy for paper flights. They didn't hole in any way whatsoever. They got soggy and when you are done with the kids birthday party, you know exactly what to do with a chuckle. Their paper plight
good for anything and then on one end of the spectrum in China, and then he had paper plates now there's a vast array of in between hard plastic Chinese sorted incomes in the ten pack probably cost six by demand wash it my wife's, like I or done now going into the trash can and I'm going a. We got the guys come over Sunday to watch football where I could use these and like are you gonna wash em like yeah? I think just why Schuman and well, then you are showing we're gonna watch em like theirs, the garbage like these. Are these the house would have been passed on to new generation sales super pleaded down downtrodden people but honestly, like my grandmother, had those plastic see through out nor, like plastic carbon, there were super, opaque and howdy by the time she died, but she couldn't, but there is some thing as paper plates
that could be re used a hundred times. So, where what Are we to do or even- and I'm like- I'm not into this part, not the money part on this, not in the parlour this things going into landfill where's. This thing would be used a thousand times over in some village somewhere, I'm gonna, I'm gonna wash and bring him to the shots. Who did you are watching you had the most well. Let me be clear that there is this one, which is then the part where it starts to hit some some some area I literally pull them out of the garbage, can cause people are just tossing a mean, doing, opened garbage can in the kitchen and don't blame and they think there eating. They go into the garbage. Can then I pull him out certain Pinochet, whatever the turkey like falls off and whatever, and I bring em put him into the sank and then, when I go into the next room and come back there, all the garbage can again here. You must have in your error, because somebody thought what are these doing in here and in again you can ever yellow that person, because they're moving now that you're trying to do something now again pick him up in arms can hide.
get him out of the house barium in the yard. So now I got a big fat play to stuff now pertains to Gina. my family, my family doesn't do leftovers, which really just says we're rich it's not really we don't do leftovers is. Are we don't have to do leftovers? Oh no, a letter was thus planks. Get I loved him I've wish you to work with me when I vast madness went away. Let's make a turkey, certainly we're all that time is no more turkey already like. I can't even look at em like fuck, you listen, that's why I'm here specifically for the damage is taxed area. When you are I think for Turkey dinner get a slice of bread for I love you
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In Germany too, but I'll try This is the type you you can't. You see. I'm saying, let's just eat their runs like a cigar. I fuck, I can't throw away. We bought pockets and buckets of food for Thanksgiving the Turkey we went with it, we got a new of and, as such, are not new, but a new house with an oven at sixty years old. That's your! How work some hot spots we just decided! Let you make the pot roasted crackpot farm out the turkey like just go by one of those gal who, in a whole, whatever turn up. Had this great one to punch, you got we're like Linux, like that's all smaller, and I thought I thought we got like a twenty two powder, the things like sixteen pounds I like I, will take our we're unwrap! Actually that in seven dollars and forty four sounds like wholly yet right on the Back It's a little smaller Bobby Guy I'm thrown away whenever lifted at Turkey than me. That's my point.
Dollar a bite the so now I mean I summoned, I mean just what do we do with all this food mode, because no one under this roof will eat this food, but me so I gotta bring it so now. I've fast forward to football Sunday, everybody s in the email out, everybody do not don't bring any food on bringing on bringing turkey infections, and pies and blah blah blah. well, I'm sit around and my computer, I think about what to do with this food, Gina, Tweeting me pictures are her. Make me a vat of goulash and wanted to go. Like Is she have deepened back what stage the goulash machine like? I don't want to lose my goulash deposit money right, tell it to back off right now, when I tell her back off right now, she's doing a great thing, but the last thing I need my life right now is more being savory and potatoes, because I'm already swimming in it. I don't know what to do with it.
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the pool and watch a kid swam and when you go, you wanna beer popped now. Thank you so that now bubbly water, now literally, nothing I know TAT, bartered sit back yard for two and a half hours Washington, kid swim without a cold cold anything he had with this one about some forty five, you gonna tee, I sit, we got with coffee, want some coffee now. t of every kind of beer, every kind of booze, every kind of soda, every kind of everything you sure when, as I'd I'd prefer tee, because we just moved basically Ain T is weighed down on my luck in the list of things that keep track of I'm now going, the endless comments that I am not familiar with by Sure if we have tea, but by the way, but I thought to myself bring your own fuck. Take like now here
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you like and no one else knows you won t. We got the booze woe and we got some coffee for dessert, but we don't we may We may not there's one human being in this house at once. T, that's you old man. If you want to, a sure, your probability or the possibility of you, T bring view we will evidently or media and Bags homer cheerfully throw one Working pocket go ahead. What do you think now that he's proclaimed this announcement he's going to assume that you now covered the tee? No, no, he doesn't assume anything. and I was searching and searching and going through the cupboards and not sure finding weird spice things in staffing. found a Mason jar with fifteen, and can t that must have then the then the sullen but no cattle, so I had to boil the pot of water Stone Age the person it
decided to follow the path towards sir forgot about. It went back to the party, so at some point I showed up the thing which is vapor rising on it and I don't blame the purse conveyed in sign up for my dad- is t him it's just really like intentionally thinks of super boring and by weight Cream, no sugar know anything tell tee what does that mean the worst thing to drink at seven ready on the Thanksgiving evening. I love that loss You bring your own, especially in your it's something you liking, you're, not sure. If we always travel, women go down to act, which is parents ass, her mom like the other Sweden low, the pink stuff really happy or not. My thing why I was breakable packs of Drovier Stephen. I would address we like that right that the standards that there were not to expect them to have the support of romanian right I've had yet we brighter ass in the key chains I get it Harry Man near
just tell me, I got it got his got. His birthday party coming up tonight. Are you guys tell me what you think of this? What is a good gift? how a man down pure by the way up the people between me article pure Alice, bad Maria who could ever seen as have ever, who it's impossible. Nostradamus could, if he was alive to data, would have gotten to peer out who could have over who could have seen the fact that no the over use of this it would be bad picture. Nobody. Nobody knows how nobody to think about what you are for how we may now inheres why I've said Many times? Listen, broader! You either have to drink, or you have to have it came because unless you drink or have a team as an adult who knows Yoda Observer, peripheral way out, you're rich and you don't. You
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does Adam in good time back into any fifteen will not sleeping and monitors. Kids rules there now when the Buddha, those nap nothing wrong with it, yeah we're! Ok, that's hardly oils is forced into exile, greedy, one million per cent. Our eyes Stick on with one final clip this one not necessarily recorded even around thanksgivings from March of twenty sixteen but involves the Thanksgiving Turkey, down crucial seventeen eighty or interfere G2 Grand Brown Bishop, New Orleans portion its candidate planet. Do that whole segment bit really funny Riffian. Unless closer to this episode check it out right at sea. Where was re? Aren't we got a phone call up there for candidate planted An important question
Galatea hours. You heard this long David. Latitude every hour. You David Byrne. Ex Washington dear That is why I did you know that I have nine sons named David in that I hail from the Washington area myself, candidate, bodyguard. I would expect nothing less from you. You are very well on candidate in thank you. What do you do for a living? There are some more of you. I was a long haul trucker for many years. This, it's just ten alone. For you to sign a bird, I drove a teen wheeler through Harvard stresses in a semicircle, and it all all got all my units inside a Mack truck. Meanwhile, ivory drive and yeah Hollywood degrees, away double collapse and all the way. Thank you. I know what it's like to drive. Half parsing scan what? Yes?
Yes, I'm everyone's father! Thank you. I had Surrey, Latitude, I request that you used for everybody burn you listening idea. I want to know how will you separate your style? Captain Washington. Well, I wondered how you aren't you gonna bring it from Wall Street the main street near it. article ten of this right now, Damon mention. I had eleven son's name David, the affair they all hail from the Washington area too, in the last six I'd? They're, all early region by sea be they're all around her feelings to contact them. He had another handle in what ways lying around zero men of the people.
What I would obviously vote for me is a message to the fat cats in Washington. So every time you vote for me, you send a message to the fat cats in Washington. Now they Washington, ITALY, the guys on the no way for nobody here all talk of an outsider, your well. Why is that I wonder if I am elected president, I will not start until the third day, because I can't find the White House, while not because a lazy physically know where it is that's out of the system. For an outsider you I would did a refrigerator box, Jason to TED Kosinski Shack, that's how far of this system
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By the way she's a strongest parson. I now you and I meanwhile my emotionally I mean she can squat in dead, left please I'm only here. We know that the Lahti meeting as India as and I share, because I have children to fourteen three biological Levin named David, who I adopted. I share your concerns as a father. I should your concerns as a neighbour, I should Your concerns as a trucker. I share your concerns as a huge being I want my kids, what we all want, far kids, a chance. It's an education, a chance to who, better than than we did get out My grandfather came to this country from a country that has been invented.
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paid me a nickel hour and I learned about hard work. I knew about dedication. And guess what that pocket Civil is still had to this day, so carry them and still gives up. very well. Twenty miles in rain or shine opens store and goes to work open weekends, holidays, twenty New year's will inspire glad. Then we are lacking nonetheless s door, garden, lighted, understand and sending or Canada yeah latitude. Yet you are the rustle of candidates, you think, outside the box there have my vote, danger level, tangier, true stories, cultures, their true that you told them never absolutely Harare. comedian, our twenty three
New Jersey. What's going on with that idea, I have eleven sons they marry, but I've. Son's name. Worry that good! That's good! The other question my question: for you. What are you going to do about bullshit parking tickets and then, on top of that, could you wave Martin, of two good questions. The nice hollow presidential. Pardon me I'm worried about what are you gonna do for him? Do you know what I'm gonna do I'm going to wave our ease parking ticket and you're dead. The city of New Jersey, Ok, I'm in the state!
scolded, observing city out shit are staring at the round things with their pictures of the countries that you may have trouble with gardens carrying the history like I'm not ended a flat things either with the other things and outlines on their night, I'm busy ass, ending Gloria, sending said Jersey City, show my dad. I'm busy sending a message of fat cats in Washington, the message being business as usual. now now, prepare to be shaken up violently like an infinitely small tarred after a heavy shed. Guatemala nanny gets his hands on it when the pulls out seeing a movie. That's all I'm gonna, that's what I'm going to shake wash Ten, not George CORE, but until it gets down syndrome and needs assist to be moved in assisted living facility
That's how hard I'm going to shake Washington specific now. What are you talking about? I owe you guess I'll. Tell you what I'm gonna do I parking ticket yet I will announce this from these steps of the White House on thanks. Day, then choke Bis shit out of that Turkey, all you're not doing the pardon thing that every year, with a pardon, are instead of liberty and justice, the turkeys? Why won't kill the turk edge with my bare hands and announce? How do you like me now bitch and by the way was I, their lifeless corpses up with my right and left and I'll just simply say Al Qaeda ISIS, get the message?
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