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Carolla Classics: Mike Birbiglia, Dana Gould, and Larry Miller

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Highlights from the history of The Adam Carolla Show: 1. Q&A with Deaf Frat Guy (2009) 2. Mike Birbiglia (2009) 3. Fight story with Dave Dameshek and DFG (2009) 4. Things to do Before You Die with The Buried Life (2009) 5. Dave Dameshek (2010) 6. Dana Gould and Larry Miller (2010) Hosted by Chris Laxamana and Giovanni Giorgio Support the show: Visit TommyJohn.com/Classics Visit Geico.com Visit MadisonReedMr.com and use code Carolla Visit Lifelock.com and use promo code Adam Request clips: Classics@adamcarolla.com TWITTER: https://twitter.com/chrislaxamana https://twitter.com/giovannigiorgio INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/chrislaxamana1 https://twitter.com/giovannigiorgio Website: https://www.podcastone.com/carolla-classics Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/carolla-classics/id1454001697?mt=2
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Welcome back to Corolla classics! Happy Saturday, you know the show waste, of the atom cruelty over eleven years of podcasting under that man's belt and will play clips right here. Right now managed. Chris mom executive producer of the atom Corolla show and with as always girl, archivist Super Fan, Giovanni everybody has added it. Yes, We have a great show lined up. I'm super excited, first off on remind everybody about Geike other, offering an extra fifteen percent credit on car. Motorcycle and army policies visit Geico dot com to learn more, has all balls and excellent, is also all balls. Could we got some dvd working? You not we're kicking enough strong right now from a clip back from back in two thousand and nine
pre, labouring the notion of all balls or gravy services, Ambrosio, twenty eight, the earliest appearance of the deaf rack. I on the easiest progress format, not least in March two thousand nine. We little listener Koane with difficulty We want to know you agnostic staked in check out the definition I mean there has two got. There has got to be a start to it all just some guy in a cloud. Would they want what I dont think, but something there was, start. We just don't know what it was. I think you're agnostic, not atheist, hey love, Depart cast RO. I believe that in the unique and more conversational you put the bureau to make him real. I I think agnostic at least is the definition is there's something out there? It's not it.
National God and I'm just not aware of it. I don't feel that way. I do not believe there's something out there and I just can't we just can't define it I don't think there's anything out there. I just think there's nature nature. Just moves. Nature evolves. Nature are you out of your mind, who created this shit? Hence it is so complex and so vast and I dont know what it is, but it did not happened by itself as the image is not as as a human being, we have to assign he to everything, but do you agree that it's it's pretty cool? plaques immediately. I know is I look here. Ears had happened here. I itself. What look that the notion that somebody whipped it up is much more far fetched than anything else to make. I agree, we know we kit, we know when we ll
get anything. I hears our minds or programme when you see something you go, who made that who made that you take a look at the pyramids who built the pyramids. Everything have maiden in China now airline that point as well You see something where there's two modes worrying as human beings. One is who did that? Who built that who put that there and then the next mode is, we don't know nothing. We can't handle nothingness. We know humans, humans, built things. If you see a car, you know somebody built their views. A pyramid. You know somebody built that and then we also know existence the part we can hear though, is something from nothing and non existence. So I feel like we have carefully crafted ourselves a this guy. Put that mountain there and be when you die you'll get the hang out with that guy
but the mountain there. I don't believe that I think we live one time, but I think something individual person, something well look well, then, maybe you're calling this religious he ate an made, relate maybe you're calling this force. If you want to call it nature, all call it nature, because you know you take a piece of bread. You but out for a day you see a bunch of mould grow on it, then an excellent others maggots on it in the next. You know the maggots turn into flies. I mean it is pretty knots like when you see a caterpillar turn into a butterfly. It's it's pretty fucking. Not this caterpillar Turnscrew butterfly right career? They had those those bob. Those parasitic was please lay their eggs in the caterpillar totally Deanna we're nature is a total freak, show crazier than anything any sign s room.
I've fiction rider could come up. Why does this happen all by itself? I it starts off with joy some pyro. Does our some protein or some dna, or something that just keep that did grows that its nature and work and leave all constantly changing. It just started off with something with one. So I no I'm just not signing off on the part where there's a behind it and then, if you're gonna say well forget about the guy behind it. There's just some energy force behind a world cave fine, I'll sign off on something being there but you're not gonna meet that person. I ain't we ain't goin anywhere, but in the ground after you die and you're not going to be well, you will be reunited with your family's launch of families in the ground. Now you'll be reunited with everyone's families in the ground. Putin uncle. He did it the purpose in life to procreate road and then after he had a vast act me
He thought there that his purpose would dine any headed, nervous breakdown properly. What do you think about that? I I I think the procreation part is, a little more trouble than its. I mean at the beginning beginning we needed some procreation and now we're like some sort of Gazelle heard that needs to be thinned out a little bit and you You know you wanna, take it a step further. You know what goes on in certain regions of this world, where there's lots of famine and lots of rape and lots of aids and lots of genocide and ethnic cleansing us dropping off sacks of grain so that they can continue fucking in
our kids, who then continue the genocide parade or that no coincidence parade or the rape parade to me, not a great plan. You want to talk about my here's, my my I wish my horrible Darwin S. Stick approach to this stuff, you're society can get their shit together at a point where they're gonna die. Maybe that's a good thing and us drop off sacks of sacks of woe and giving your vaccinations so that you can have the strength. Rape, someone later on in the afternoon. That's playing God! That's fucking with people. Yes, oh, maybe the whole experiment over there and after I know the jury is still out, but maybe fifty years of them fucking and rape. Each other and nothing working out. Maybe experiment is not worked out. Quite so good, as a matter of fact, everyone just do me a fuck in favour and go listen to that. The feed
world song and listen to the very end when Bob Geldof is like its December twenty four nineteen. Eighty four it's too I am in the morning and there are still thousands of hungry, but that's twenty five fucking years ago Has anyone gotten better now why we dropped off more Saxo Grain, so they could fuckin rapes a more we had. No, actually, they have They figured out a way to cure aids by fucking a virgin. Now it can't somebody just pocket speed in call it what it is. These are primitive people that are there genocide going on over there. It's nothin, but rape, its aids everywhere. Somebody stop dropping off fuckin sacks either either We should just napalm the whole fuckin place and start from scratch or start drop in on some fuckin condoms.
By the way, when the you know when the Pope is still taking a stance against condoms and these people have not knocked at not knocked off the rapes Duff he's doing them a disservice. So, More. No more sacks of grain strap off sacks of kind of They do said other when you re tomorrow, the condom it makes you left him a man real, it's an awesome. Culture is an awesome culture. Everything's beautiful have any can't judge and all cultures are the same, and just some cultures like the rape each other lot and need sacks of grain dropped off. That's all. This is not a quaint, and it is a personal comment. I think that the optimum, on the one hand, the addition, these love and she's trying to get it widows, sixteen kids, my personal theories did what she needs is a hard cock. India Ass, a corporate there, hell. Yeah well, she's gone
direction. Maybe she wouldn't have all these kids couch. Stealer said a good. You beat up a chimpanzee. No. I think I was talking to you. I don't know who Joan Gale or something about it and chips. No mark as queensberry with chimps chips, go for the face. First, the first thing they do. Is they go first thing they do they go for your face because they think you're gonna try to buy them. The second thing tat. We go for your genitalia because they think you're gonna try You like nail their partner. So imagine you just. It is essentially a hare covered garbage disposal. That's go in your face and then going at your junk that ain't exactly a guy with a wax moustache and sash entire in tights do and they put put up your dukes or a ten aces and by the way, why do chimps have ten times as strong as human beings. They don't look
a stronger than human beings shorter or theirs? order. I know their arms are long and stuff, but they have the same their arms. Look the same like you know. You know like when you when you when you turn on the MTV, and a real world ac, one others like nineteen year old Farm Borg, farm boy, eyes with the huge arms wise it skinny chamber, ten times stronger than his bigger tombstone, work out. They have that you, don't you gonna different planet, there's a different gravitational pull the different gravitational pull them. Then humans do there's something that goes on. But the point is this: chance: no markets, a queensberry there to scorn for the face go in for the knots sees. Christ is like kicking, Wendy kicking in that fight, become all I mean I think that's bullshit brow. I agree on a man nice to hear your podcast, but I'd like to see a kangaroo take on a chip. I grow up
Jeanne kangaroos box, more than human spy sounds like an arabian sal. You don't want it did. Did she understood they go right after the pouch, and I was the De F g with look you and I out without a backbone ASEAN cruel podcast indeed doesn't know those about yells about a month into the show. So Adam still point is France from the radio show the times and crack and wise, and do better than that for help. I do yet your side. There is definitely in the era of getting everybody on further. First appearance was like I always thought of this person always loved them on yet that kind of thing and e g somebody you definitely want have on as soon as possible. Something else deaf they want to have on as soon as possible a pair of Tommy Genes, the secret distinct sweat. This summer. Tommy John, look I know September.
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two thousand nine, that in my chat and looking a little bit of the stuff from sleep block with me in and MIKE's condition being like a medic journal their case study Ellen Anima, rivers or hilarious, clip shaken cast man. That's words heading and speed. Of things, and I don't make this all about me. Let's talk about you when I well. What do you think of my podcast love it all right now back to something I was thinking about here you're jumping in any time. I was watching tv this morning and my old dance partner, Julian half was on goodwill whatever? Because a lot of those shows I've? Because my sleeve walk with me shown right back where I accept this is the worst I'm a medical story because of my sleep walking right like we have Michael
and a doctor fairly well you're wrong with them. This doctors can explain why is not funny it so when we will get into MIKE's slow, walking or yet orders which are legendary, an awesome and all in all true- and I just one moment- Julianne half was on there and the whole thing was dancing with the start out right arm and all the bodies there diets and thereby- and she looks amazing and she's all spray spray painted tan and she's on the cover the magazine and the other Mediterranean dancing with stars. Diana she's, Julian half is the don't pretend you're not gay is this? Is it the hot super hotline who was my dance partner, Holocaust, star gadgets and she's? Nineteen today. It is five hours a day and she lives off twizel arse
and she's gonna go on good morning? American? Give her die tips. I know it hurt. Don't die. Pepsi, red hot now or dance five, here's your number one diatribe be nineteen yeah because you haven't have thirty. When your body goes. Oh yeah, oh by the way fuck you yeah, oh there's a there's, a switch mark dying and we're gonna flip it right. When thirty per day now will be slowly closing down it'll be like when it won't be like when a small corner store says you guys got a clear out of here like it won't be like a low candle store to be like a car. Oh yeah! That thing we're like shoppers in thirty minutes so you'll get a lot of time, but those are you'll, see the old lady packing up the cheese
simple! You see the guy with the pallid jack come out, light start dimming a little. It's gonna take forty fifty years, but we're shutting down this factor this. This store, known as you is, closing, that's right and when your neck paying its high noon on Wednesday. Your open for business, so she's, a great girl, she's she's, an awesome dancer and she looks amazing. She s an amazing genetic handout, her she's, a very hot you know, hundred fifteen pam blonde hair. She practice hold this whole thing by the way reminds me of the movie once yes, where were you or the Euro, the older thirty, seven year old musician and then she's the young girl who walk buying us. Yet I should do something with you here. It would be nice if you ever tell you that moving yes, if seller, if just once like a nail heart night previous, she dances foreign.
If hours a day, I she's nineteen and she has a great genetic handout. Thus she can eat whatever the fuck she wants. Whenever the option of the veto sort of fifty six year old housewife watching good Morning, America's not gonna, go oh, that's what I do. She has no enables the offer other than be born in nineteen, eighty nine, that's her That's your number one tat you are going to ruin, died, diet tip for you be born in Eighteen. Eighty, nine and have a crazy hot germanic parents from Utah who put you dance class at age. Five. She has no tips. I mean this is our problem? Is a society we take these crate working people, we go. Hey man tell us how to be great. Looking there, the last person you need to talk to you about being great look. They were born great. Looking, that's that's what they do
yeah fine me a seven that used to be a four and a half. That's who I wanted. I want you to allow yeah yeah in telling about his new frames and his hair replacement oversee. I was its. I went to spinning class for the first time today and also their then skinny people, their yeah and ill, and mostly women and in their so skinny, and it got me thinking about how you know the culture, the culture kind of dismisses people who were to skinny yes, but but they want you to be skinny right, so Psych, yes, skinnier, skinnier, saint whoa whoa, who skinny. I know it's weird, because Don't do that with IQ like come on people, we need you to do better on these tasks. Are we need you to be smarter than a certain point like her slow down? I died
around a hundred- seventy five IQ points there and make an Erasmus, but in others it is that way with. No one does it with money like? Oh, ok, you got ten million in the bank. I think you should call your jets waiting in relax. We're wipe yeah, it's! no that, but with skinny. It is the only thing where, if you think about it, all the other two beings of society or all the other things. Society should have once unity or tells you to do. You know, make money career so and so on, intelligence family, whenever it is nobody stop you're too good. A dad, stop you're too good employ skinny. Is that one thing where you you break the you start getting into doubled, digits and somebody serene entering Son magazine you talking to doktor fail,
He by the way he scary and I'm two hundred pounds. If I was eighty nine pounds, I would be freaked out that he would eat me like a lady finger. Yeah he's a scary, large, condescending, big man, so you're saying when you get skinny, you do have to stop and that's the only positive thing we take a knock off at a certain point: air I've gone. I went to spinning class for the first time and in a few months ago my my wife convinced me to go to this class called core fusion or you you. Basically you work on your core in you. You then you you know, you Fashion Year, your dear vertebrae, into a fine powder fatty now have ever see gun one of these things. I know what the core training is yeah. They use.
No, I mean we used to just break. Are we to do this when it came to working out, be like you, a job with a Jim and you'd, be like a body parts can a hand in hand and get handed around organizing calves over there on that machine arms over there and enmity doubts. Let's try sit over there. That regime brought out very bright and all your parts, or just no different or action now you gotta do is like ok core. This is our core nepal, everything into the cork MIKE. I don't feel like you work in your eyelids in your car and near here.
I need your nostrils. Your feelings in your eye latest survey you right now. Your love is in your car, but I'm not fear the it's like a snail like like a snake eating its tail. It's like Ebay once you just implode in your own core yeah, so you sit there and do your core and it's really. It's really just feels like some sort of cable exercise, yet I'm folders it's very sexual thing in
again like spending class, only guy in the class sure, yeah large and now only guy and and then you know you don't wanna make eye contact with Anybody Reich is then you feel creepy, but these don't. You feel like saying that these checks like I want to go to the gym, and I want to go to the checks that are sinewy. Like Medina, ask veins, I mean look really looking looking like tat, tat, skeleton from the motley crew record or whatever the what was said. Oh God, what was that we so help me out there used to be an eighties hair ban that just head that basically scale it
or type type, but wasn't. I know you guys are all home yelling at this yelling yelling it wasn't motley crew. It wasn't like choir ride. It was, it was like one of those big bands and they would always use the same sort of crypt keeper sort of sort of face. But the point is, I want to say to that six that are all veins muscles stride, Asians, hey, knock it off. We don't like this you're doing it for other checks, as for other Six other chicks admire your rock hard absence. I dont want around in our lab look at what you know what I want an absent when a nice deep aqueduct for my blog, I don't want it bouncing off and heaving mean the I wanna get pink. I because I personally not on your belly and it flew back at me what, if
fire friendly, not fire, hitting me in the face. I wanted just absorb and fall right in that beautiful. You know that net naval from the sixties, yeah, the hot chicks tan by the sun, not deny the spray from the sixth visa that beautiful deep naval. That's what I want that the cheese I believe I have made all I've done that maybe the neighbour the ban was an iron maiden iron. May I you're talking about the sixties, Playboy centerfold type of yeah, now, you check about the iron maiden skeletal or thing, but it is our main and that now maybe it's not our name. There's like yet ales a zombie yeah skeleton like yeah Gunnbiorn means what you're always that weird thing and I laptop will use. You try to attract fifteen year old boys like listen to our music or will scare the shit out of me. I never got in
I never understood like hold on, which was a cry or beat offer cower like I don't know what emotional trying to conductor yeah so We also know that work out, so you have so they were get your this week. I went to court fusion, so my wife and I both go to the same place and she didn't go this one day and- and I ran into like a friend of ours, will your friend of hers, who I know a little bit like met a few time rightness woman is in the class and I go and I go. I got has gone and your she came up to me to say: has a guy's, a hay seven, as in my head thinking about other stuff, wasn't that friendly right who gonna call Minister bead myself public races were my this would Jenny's always talking about friendly enough young people in Europe too.
Head and soil, and I'm your over your head in, so I'm not a few seven after people, also in the middle class. We're doing like these thrusts and let's talk under and releases cure. I I I bow. I make eye contact that girl you're. I hadn't said I too, and I would like this very like uncomfortable, almost like prince alike and and I like smile at her and then I realized it's not her. Oh really, someone else. You look so immigrants and the woman looks so if it was a dude with. My hair turn around like a baby hills schedule. I got one opt in the Hug department like you and I are the same way- we're probably uncomfortable we're not your physical yeah, real emotional, and so we don't really know what to do when people are so
writing or upset, or when I have your and my yet my nanny three years. This thing you should surround yourself with like minded people or equally legally uncomfortable their own body. As you are so like MIKE you and should hang out here, because I out with a camel and camels hugger Amy E knows what to say. You know I was more about bad whatever and that just shines a spotlight on me. That's like luck! If you have a couple of pimples, hang out with some with a lot of debts, but do not hang around with a porcelain, China, Doll, you're, gonna, look like pizza face and I my my assistant J is one of those warm guys. He grew up in one of those hugging family. So before before I come here, there's a knock on my door. I opened the door its power, it's it's! My it's the daughter of my nanny,
or Paul, and I opened the door and like a as it gone their fists pomp or whatever. Shall I go and get out of that? She walks pass me. There's j, He gives the big embrace and I'm standing like the ass, all who doesn't hugged and I'm gonna have to either let him go or tell of luck. You can have the person if I hug the purser yeah, but once they get past my turn you can't hugged area, there's no way you too can be closer. I know better than it was. This goes straight this summer camp. I think I didn't get the status as a child, whether or not Europe hugger of her here yeah. I think I remember going like can't. Marshall like this, for age can- and you know these guys like MIKE Dowling- was a guy went to camp with, gives big hugs to everybody's? Isn't a hug
The big hug bear right in and I didn't get in on that that sticks. She just join. It's almost like a religion. You just got baptized with a cold. Hi five or a year now and that's that's your religion and you can and in its painful sometimes wind non hugger tries to become a hug. And you can just see a mile away. That is the whole point. It's like when the best man gives these speech and he drives. He operates a pallet jack at the cost, and he's the undivided sky in the world, what some told them. You have to open with three or four jobs, and that is the it's worse than the straight one, yeah straight with no jokes just on funny. This is uncomfortable and unfair. Yeah once in a while I'll hug my mom and show Gimme the path to the back burner. Almost like I have something lodge
My windpipe think oh yeah. This is why we're we're we're not the hookers yeah hug comments like in my mom doesn't even know about heart again gives that yeah, it's funny, like eight other guy, doesn't want a hug when he's for a hug, you will gather flagging up between the shah Political, like your children, that clear from April two thousand nine featuring comedian, microbes, uglier he's come on appear What time zone is show and always great laboratory. Very, very funny. Now, moving on to the next level Adam, but I don't know do the steel. He tends to talk about himself every once in a while, and this one will be Different Adam has a lot of stories about not a lot, but yes, memorable stories about getting into fights in their sincere some famous ones. You gonna talk about one of those epic fight right now
girls through episode, sixty four Dave damaging Andy of G. I do know the round of lesser q and a and somebody wants to know about the gallery: a parking structure, gang fight. As for May of two thousand nine check it out, Yet it is from the viewer, on the email as they want to know about you and Johnny, when you're in defined at the Galleria, when some those pull none chocks here, what did what? With was up with that shit? Just finish my beard, We could try to day Danny. We therefore that no to be honest, I was not there. I got the story when you got back to them. This guy had not noon shocks, but a chain that was three feet long, that was Chrome kinda, like a dog chain, is about three feet, long and chrome and add to solid chrome
New Chuck size solid though steel bars that were chrome too the end of it. I don't know where you get these things: mail order, something swing around and if it even hit, you know it was like a makes like back in the you know the old the old days, and this guy was a punk rock who was terrorizing people in the in the parking lot of the Glen the owner of the Sherman Oaks Gallery, where they film fast times at Richmond and high, and I we had a beef with punk rockers, because I know like the guy, who made himself look scary and thus was a bad ass like because he had he had a mole hock. He had a you know: safety pay going through his nose. He was where his anarchy jacket, he was wearing his boots. You now I will highlight or inhibit clockwork orange scary thing, but I new that job
under. That was a policy on ass light, a guy from high school. They couldn't make the the. Faulty, you know, and thus he overcompensate jocks. Never you know the guys grow up and I am we're all city wrestlers they didn't have this a pair and all that I line on all that shit. So they were always an easy mark for me, because I knew these guys are always unasked like they look scary but their peacocks. You now and you can kick your ass and this guy was twirling this thing around now. He was terrorizing people people like running from them and he ll get the fuck out of here and you haven't up thy out of age. I was out of it was out of a movie. It was him. Body in humans, but we're just like a key moment old man, another like fuckin, with people down there, and ass snake, whose Todd oil are, but he turned into snake. Oil are because we all love, speed, razor and it was very scrappy Jew and
I think re was there on of Chris was ere it we're leaving, and we just we sort of watching from afar, this punk rock guy, who is wreaking havoc on everyone and as we decided to kind of confronting like Tom, like a knock it off or get out and beat it or some fuckin with people. You know so we just but we're on the way to the car. We're just gonna crossed paths with them and then gave a like. You know screw you. You want some an error like yeah. We want some and then he pulled this weapon out any started swing in this weapon ease with goose, whose whoosh overs Ed and I was weren't murmur, my leather bomber jacket. Who all international law from a hearty I'm really upset that jacket yeah have that you have set a little thing already done about its second hand, and I had to obsolete in the bottom fringe. Reductions, I'll beat up world war, two bomber jack and even had the name of that guy piling shit and bought it like Aardvark Mailros. I immediately took the jacket
and was holding it up like a bull fighting like torrent ptarmigan, either big thick, whether Jacket and I was holding it in front of me, wives, going to smother this guy's crazy chain, and I was moving closer to home and closer to him, and he was swinging the thing around I've home the jack up above my head, and I got just within like striking range of a guy- and I was I hope- and I was gonna time Rikers thing here in the skull and would crack crack your skull, What are you doing it for what what's wrong with you? We should get those we will do that alive I don't know he seemed like an asshole any needed his model. Yeah NATO be straight now we're gonna straight them out, and there's a lot of that in going on at the time. An arrives. I got right in front of him and right next autumn, snake oil, are just what shoot right pass me tackle them. We throw him on the back with german car hood sort beat the shit out of me
it took us chain away by the way I snake probably still has today and then is for just took off running and then he just took off running and that was there and then, when we got back to snakes condo, I said snake. How did you avoid getting hit with that chain? And he said I think he may have. I think he hit me the change, any pull you pull the shirt up in, like out of a movie from its top left. Shoulder boy down. There is right: hip was in indentation tidings rack yeah, like attire track going down, but he didn't get caught with the hard steel part of the weapon. I got another quick Weiler story, hydroelectric gotten, a fair amount of five Jesus, all we're in the paper: local teens heroes. Now we take down round and how you have an illegal tough. Now we just laughed, I mean TAT, God, what we re an raid, located Todd shoulder. I think other tat bit him in the in the
I remember that party overdone gas, we decided to go camping, new fibres, gonna break out in total, the Bob total battery broke out. That's like what was it that Criss crossed his girlfriend. Oh and re this vision. This is the best story of normal. Oh no, I Chris arises the one where you get around I the bad guys, we one guy now that I am not at all. I had pouring the camping trapeze, like you know what it's Saturday night, what are we gonna? Miss everybody was no one to em ganoids rather laws, house or parents. Hauser learn Orange kid. I'm where's, no one had a big house and our friends were there at a party and one our friends got to a big house where there's a lot of booze, they would get loaded and they would tear up the house and, and then Terry, just up and in mean the weeds, knew this role in our body. Carl knew this was gonna happen, so we said fuck we're going to mount penniless and we pack them
daddy's Braga we headed out and these guys all what the Orange County and what happened. That night was first to have two good things. Re was dating a very crass hoo, hoo hoo hoo had every heart check on the planet was dating a really hot blank cheque and re was dating her who, behind crisis back and if Chris in RE ever found, if you have Chris ever found out that re was with his girl. That was battle, gargantuan set it turned into that later on, but not at this point at this boy Ray was just sneaking around with her and Chris was at the same party and at some point they took off into a back bed. And we're making out and snake walk then to the middle of it and he's like her.
Oh, my god, because he was in the inner circle and he knew the press was friends. You know he knew that Chris and Herman going out for like two years and he was like holy shit right. You know, what do you do it? I'm trying not to use her name, and so he looked at him and in race head snake. Don't you can't tell caress if you tell crass, there will be a fight will break out in this. Will man, people someone's gonna die like do not tell Chris at stake with, like maybe like an altar man? Episode of those two, though at the sky, scrapers would collapse. There is one of them. False rights exist. Like I don't know. Chris is pretty good friend I should really tell em, and so besides our I tell you why I won't tell Chris by you need to make out with me the girl threw the hot jack. I don't think
in writing. I make our them They then our brother right, and it was quite for another, what those two weeks well, that night Some other guy Ray and Chris no Ray and instead got into it and snake gotta, shoulder re, separated, snake shoulder, but he bit snake bit reign in the shed any stars. The marks today and then. Later on a party Chris found out about Ray and his gang man, though Time Euler is, though, dislocated shoulder instil, because you got there as he is a man of his word light, he got the case and then got his shoulder dislocated later on, and then I still say anything you could be may never say anything. Now you never write dislocated shoulder that any or tat allowed, but later
found out and Crested House maverick. If you ever been entangled anything like that, Managua Twog anything love triangle yeah, I mean Yeah a lot of them real. I had three sons sometimes We're done lay if you. If, if, if your money is tight, you know got, you in your body will get a hooker right. Oh I see sport, the CASA or like. If yeah I mean you know the three central really big sophomore here in parliament but surrounded her age. You have any other questions, any evil Elsa, whether we have done some really interesting and topics here, real time. Work taken. I throw one in real close your eyes I made a stern devoted and they were talking about the one out
Corolla, The programme recently saying that Jimmy Camel that you are Gregg Fitzsimons is his satellite show that you were complain. Learning about Jimmy and stirred and stern and company. Get as you being jealous of their relationship, in stearns love for one another, and you like the odd man out that maybe stern is stealing Jimmy from you. How say you hit a weird world because I bring it up. I mean grateful, women's brought it up peace. He brought up stern any brought up me go in and hang in the stern. And then I was just fucking around like gathers tour, but fuck in and out was like hang it now. The best friend I was, I think, I've just plain I'm fucking around with it. I guess
That's how I felt. I don't know what I'd earn seem sincere, they pay. You feel that you feel a little wounded that you haven't been out there. The Hampton then employed clips. Other than, although you get. What did I sound like you die? me it's out of like you are kidding around they. You were just day that you were just going on and on about the about there wine making practices and that they bring up. I mean I probably didn't bring up the fact that Great Fitzsimons, broad I didn't bring it up yet, no, not really that wasn't a party or does it or aims would have made their retorted point. No, I mean, I think, and also in your thing to women how bout was It originally that what was sort in the way it was interesting about it. Initially when you and Kimmel started visiting with stern it what it felt like it was the other way. Then it wasn't it wasn't there a feeling, then. Maybe you and stern had hit off what what had happened was I we both went out.
You stern at the same time, some years ago in stern, took a shining to me. I would say he. I would say he liked Jimmy, but he loved me and he wanted me to come out and essentially do whatever already doing now I mean now and not get rid of already, but he wanted me to do. Jackie's take Jackie's noise or so thank God. I had explained to him that I had family and kids and now not kids but family. Jobs and obligations, and it was all all in all. I those guys what they do for a living is take shit and turn it in they take catch it and turn it into hippo shit. It s something the size of a lady finger and turn it into a bridle cake? It is obviously there's nothing there. I don't If I said I don't give a shit, then it just sounds like sour grapes or whatever, but you know me right I really yeah that's exactly right, dad
to know you is: is there now that you probably don't care what? First, Do I have any celebrity friends other than other, then Jimmy, then why did I performs a celebrity dag? That's about it, but yes, it doesn't seem that you choose people based on celebrity doktor drew. Now I mean that I think I think the deal is if, if I dickie here at wait, a second all your friends who isn't this a lot for a guy. I dont want sound, overly defensive, but. If I made an effort, if I, if I all the Howard up and said, look gotta be in New York. In two weeks you wanna get together and have lunch. Your dinner, something sure he'd, say yes and then we'd get together and have dinner I'm saying yes, I don't do that. I mean Jim. I dont pursue it,
calls me on occasion. I call him on occasion. I don't really. I don't like the travel. I don't want to go to the hamptons that much like stern, he's he's a nice guy like Jimmy, but it's like I don't. I don't have that. I don't have that. Thing where I want to get on an airplane just because a guy is, Irene has a place in the Hamptons starn I'll see him. When I see him of idealism asking I dont get so defines a battery hens, another entertainment question: yesterday while always ass yours. They do. You know me to be jealous of anyone's anything. Now it is you're almost yeah yeah yeoman, almost icy sort of way about that that they did you you, certain human emotion right. One of them. It sometimes it's good right. I mean I may lack compassion ability to love and many
morality and many other lives, but also lacks some bad ones to which is you don't jealousy in enrage and all that kind of stuff? I don't give a shit what anyone does pay people say. You know once oh you know Adams just pissed off, because that guy's funny and he doesn't like people that are funnier than he is. I don't give a shit about any of that stuff Have you ever known me? I agree with the right to do that if you're funny, I once you on this, show that much more and you're twice as funny as I am I. What you're on the show every day and I dont have any like jealousy or Jimmy's hanging out with it. Just it's not a component. If I had that, I would say probably have the same thing that made me call stern and try to get out. There was placed in the Hamptons yoga will you ask why him if stern says he's coming down? Will you invite him to your home? Yet
but he never comes now allay our. He almost never comes delay now anyway. Yesterday was the up front words. We do not want to know what its CBS did pick up to date. Com is not in the upper on announcement. It it's not a dick com. It's a sitcom day com. Has it sit there? No we'd they made. They made the maid eleven pilots to the best of my knowledge, and they picked up one of them, a Jenna Elephant pilot as far as I know- and they probably get mad at me for TAT about it, but I will talk about she had anyway, and no one never turns in anything. So who gives a fuck? as far as I know, there's a good chance. It will be a midseason replacement which is we'll get picked.
At some point when another show not a guarantee, not a, but that seems to be where its heading so we shall see, and that would be still a good thing for Us Hell, yeah now This final continue math. I think this is one listener questions. Adam Desist from Galen had them. You got about fifteen years ago to figure that out. But how are you going to prevent your kid from becoming a next? Came, canadian or brand greasy bad David or keep them from hanging out with the youngest Hollywood celebratory of twenty? Two, I thousand in twenty five I dont know the boy I'm not worried about, because he's he's like his dad he's in a mechanical shit, anyone to be left alone. That's how that's, how guys are
they just want to be left alone with high level training once a push in around any. He just go Sola all the time just goes into the Dan pushes is trains in a circle. Daughters got her little make up. Page meringue met, make up all over phase and the thing that's great, in its sums up all women in it. You women so easy. Figure out before the age of three. We can figure you out, and you take this to your grave. Here's outworks no agenda with the sun, the both leaving to go see the horsey circle. Wherever the park is the Tutsi trains, and so my nanny Olga says say goodbye to daddy and there's there's my two kids same age and say goodbye to daddy. My son mediately, just trots over to me, give daddy a kiss, gives, gives makers by daddy with dairy heads off Natalia, say goodbye to day
now say goodbye to daddy and then then daddy come on attack on give gimmick is now takes off, takes off running now, chase you're from give daddy can give Derek is not now. I don't want. No, so fine. So now daddy goes back the other house and then then Olga the nanny says. Well, that's my daddy and I love him and I'm gonna go, give him a casket, my daddy and then a sewer she hears win that there's another check. Let's call him her daddy and it wants to give me a kiss good bye now and then she comes over and she comes over to me and then restart yellin, don't kiss him don't kiss
that's my daddy, that's my daddy! Then she goes up, gives me big, kiss and then stares at all is indistinct and then and then all you like, don't kiss him again, no more kisses, that's my daddy! Don't do it and then gives her this think I again screw you old lady and then she takes off now. Don't point: is the boys there's not a process it'll give daddy, I kiss you give them. Yes, that's it! This is not a whole bunch of thought going into not how my rearrange his emotional deck chairs or anything. Just I I was told a gimmick is he's my dad. I'm gonna go! Look! I'm fuckin horses arguments are gonna kiss her gimmicks wait a minute. You want me to do something not so fast and when you think about it, because this thing this you want me to do something. This is a currency, I'm gonna use it. Has a value. I could use it against you,
like certain martial arts. You know like judo tank window. We whose you against you your own momentum, you take you puncher tankers. Something will take that point. Views you that's how it is to use your own momentum against you, I think you there to do that you have to do the counter intuitive thing. That's why I always say damaging. You know nothing if not a lady killer throughout the years Listen, here's! The thing! This aggression and maverick you might want to use this one that the next time you're working on a lady, I always say women are so accustomed. To the guy going, after them in trying you know and laid it on, I say in the four minutes to ninety minutes of a discussion with a woman. If you tell them that they are indeed you you, you announced to them. Listen babies
down, I mean I can tell your enemy, but they'll lose your dignity in the process they shockoe they draw up up up up. You know what, though, he's right. I am in them the I take it a step further I mean you know you can tell chicks you're into me and see if it works out o it works. I, when I go step further like like this, pertain your check and sidled up next to me at the bar, you do Well, hello. May this year, pussy stank. Excuse me you loved bitch, start knocking that's. The point gets us we slapping you across the thing. I still think it would. Better than penny for your thoughts or why can't? I it is an inherently flawed system. Here's the system we ve mapped out, as an aside man sue women. It is the men's job of this speech.
Yes, it's the males job to pursue the female, except for all the females are infused with a gene that makes repulsed once they find out. A guy is pursuing that really Is that what God had in mind it doesnt does work. That way in the animal kingdom economy like when a male peacock shows up front female peacock. They just start fucking, it's not like them so in all other fora of life. The male shows up, he starts showing off, and the female goes well look at in that that some plumage, like the fuck him and that's outward where's with women, in human beings and our society dude shows up hello. Let me buy you a drink. I don't think so. This is just american society, yeah, probably this American, but why the fuck is set up this, why? You don't owe me like if they work this weighing the animal kingdom
they know I'm if no one would here lay you're you're, absolutely right now guilty of of the crime of showing interest in them I don't want him is to needy. He liked me to my that's, listen! That's. Why listen listen the damage at hear me now believe me later turned him on their ear. Tell him how therein the? U their heads Spain, wide wide media they can. They can comprehend you have to plant seed in the head like this, like you come up to them and they, like fuck, is show flocking hot Wendy and my heart beating of fucking you get wet with work and then their thinking to go What my posting is a shift in the plan like gum. Doesn't it is a global problem and you get the word fuck
policy where the fuck him pay innuendo worries. I meant the fucking, you stick. It bitch whatever you have been hampered by the another question now Dave, Damn shack. Indeed, G hang enough for a listener q, and I am telling the story about his gallery a parking structure, fight with that with that animals. Maybe more street fight stories than anybody know. Wolf like in broadcasting and they're, not exaggerate the way other people's fight stories are there so mundane kind of cruel and though they been backed up where the guy that hit him with a bad in the leg and that other story called they called him as a commercial airline pilot? In the mid two thousands on islands, radio show it is like yeah. Sorry about that. Like healed, confirmed everything so always things where even the assailants have confirmed what Adams talks we can. We can with
These, we can rest easy. These stories are true and all the gallery is like it so kind to me, because I'm not from the area, but the gallery and being feature in all those movies throughout the Ladys in the early nineties. The stable. I love you want there once before. They tore down the old one and is people like LOS Angeles, California, culture like phantom planet even had a song beside the gallery and the lyrics or just I'm gonna miss the gallery. It was the only place, the site, a town, as is very simple. Casio bees are, you would love Chris yet, but it's just so cool to Adam. Has this like classic story of having a fight with chain flail weapon like who, as a flail, is in the gallery. A parking lot sounds. It sounds like a late eighties movie. Like I always body snake, as there is a come on we're. Ok, I can you lose your screenwriter through our body. I could picture the seeds of vividly in my head when he described it, and great I'll play out so yeah. You know it's real, because it feels real sounds real another one of great create fight stories. I analytic iconic executives,
The right word now we're gonna move over to August. Two thousand nine and Adam has its great bit he's done. It you've done it on the pod Cassius Then it in fifty years lobby chicks, got things to do before you die and and he's gonna explain what that is. Internet access. Is an enclosure, one thirty, seven, almost all the progress, of course the guest. The buried life they show from MTV group Adieu. Who go around doing these very schools and stuff is kind of like wholesome away, most of it to take this late August, two thousand nine released at MID September, two thousand and they ask Adam an atom like rupees at one of the things people should do before they die, and this is more of a serious take on the bit. So, instead of jumping a body of water with a knife in your teeth, it's like It'll go over, go to Europe like that, can stop. It is really interesting to have a serious version of that. That's actually really fun.
Really good episode with very life at a crucial one. Thirty, seven things to do before you die what I would definitely say, travel and see the places. You know you ve only seen on tv, and I would also say experience a couple of things that you really only can experience of your therein of flashlight. Hit a Marty grandma every said awhile, I mean your smell for a couple of weeks, but definitely hit. Mardi GRAS hit a super bowl just to say you went and I'll just it just to be a part of it. You know hit it hit it. You don't go to a Bruce Springsteen concert as all the idiot you hang out with go. Oh you haven't seen Bruce rate than you haven't been to a cancer live. I like that. As far as they are now ass. I like hands now mean obviously there's there's there's all that shit. I think the important thing to do before you die.
Is tell people you like that: you're, like em stacked like it. If that would suck dying before you told your kids, you love, We are told that your neighbors, your wife or whatever, I personally you know I. I actually called my pop Warner football coach. You who I haven't spoken too in thirty years and thanked him. That was when I, the guy's name, is duke the solid name for pop order. For now: isn't it do? It would be a good neighbour? The baby here says it right on the football. By the way you look at the NFL football. We play real football over here by the way feel the seven thousand yards lied and if no Enzo fifteen guys the story scam owes on every tee thou to use spears. We have real football. It says, do great on Bob at this guy had no idea what kind of
pact he made in my life. I didn't come from a great challenge: a great childhood and this guy provided for free by the way. You know he was just donating his time as as a pop water, football, coach or pee wee football coach or what? Why don't you? I wasn't gonna. Thank him when I was twelve now because he was just a coach, you know, but you know I was with the guy for life, three or four years and then you become an adult and you realize he wasn't getting paid. He wasn't The time you seem in the windbreaker, you, like you, think it's his job and then you re no, he went to his job all day and then, when he was done with this job, instead of going home, he went over to north Hollywood park and started to help and a bunch of strange kids out, and I just called the I'm the guy phone number and I call them and said you know this is Adam corral any goes. I remember you said that ten years I coach you're the only catastrophic injury we ever had
said. I shoulder why not make broke my shoulder knocked out socket for four days. Whore already at four days out assign you like, I was in the wilderness and my plane went down the crazy Chris the story, but anyway leverage paper afforded Are there any other hospitals went to the emergency room, they couldn't said it. Next, they went to orthopedic surgeon consented. They checked in the house when all waited for night following morning, one underwrite Jacko and they pulled it back and but for days for day shoulder out of sight, but anyway Duke was like hey man, awesome and then it was fun cause he's like Zion Dance with the stars like how many guys from the north, highly nineteen seventy six north Hollywood p, division made it to dancing with the stars turns out only seven.
Like he loved you now and it was not, then it was no calories burnt. On my end, in cost me anything made me felt better and I'll tell you if I would have died without saying to do allegory, hey thanks a lot. Manny really made a positive impact in my life anymore,. Help me, and I don't know if you know it or not, but I never forgot about it. I would have been mad at myself, so it is a matter of fact. I'm gonna say you know travelling. It's great Marty. Marty grows great by unifying the people that made it pack and tell him and by the way, if I could find my biology teacher from the tenth grade, I get voice word for you to back out, because I got to less alas, another one starts with an ass failed me, and also the guy. Mr Gregory failed me out of drivers, Edna tenth right you're on another less. I got some work to do source thanking you.
But that we can argue that how they find Mr Gregory, Syria, what's God willing, not with us anymore. Man failed me out of drivers, add not drivers, training of drivers and the Reimers Ed will be ass. If his house Yes, I'm sure he lives that apartment, but you have to be like a sniper with your toilet paper or otherwise. You're gonna get collateral damage like you, don't want to get a neighbors. You stay what the F man I just eleven years. My cats. What's the deal I didn't fail, anyone out a driver said nineteen, eighty one of what the hell you can pull up in your Lambeau, previous how's wouldn't make you feel about tomorrow. If you with italian veto and then get out a car now, I'm gonna have my sister tv show up driving gloves on all my system out and say begin the t to people
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Yeah bad trees arise out of a cheese. So whoever makes like the guys you may guy Sharm and must be pissed off that no one is no one is keeping house. Is any market must win just a great windfall for them back in the signatories to the fifties like it was the word or through those you know it's like rolled his eyes is an uneasy. It's ready on yeah we're back. If I would, if I was making toilet paper, I'd be I'd like do that that renegade underground kind of advertising. You know where I got some like, go to high school. Not I do I get a bunch of eighteen year olds to go to high schools and then like POE's students and have like walk around and go hey man. Do you like your principal? Not really. I know where he lives. We should teepees
Stu. I gotta get a free world hunger. Before we reply, you need to pay for my big as the deepening using your product. One crap at a time does not use it up. Nearly fancy huge has stuck in a toward the habits right, but the cheese thing has be a nice with all four velvet family they gotta be excited about that. I hope that train catches. Eggs again any time anytime, so it is taking your product just shocking it. I know it's good. Yes, it's his turn over. That's just turnover than didn't. You didn't you go and get eggs, he went back yourself, isn't really you got eggs and then you are leaving, but your wife is like no. What are you doing? You can't use eggs, and so is I asked I've always puts the eggs bath and gets choosing
yeah I'd, say: I will think about that when it comes to the drug companies like when you hear about the guy, like you had a habit of like he was here at the end, he was he had a hundred and fifty vike it in a day, you're making Vike it in that's cool for you like I know, they're, not evil, are all evil, but I mean, if you think about it, you can hand a few out two guys that have had oral surgery or you can just have a whole bunch of guys it used to be me. I fell that are either a hundred a day. It's pretty good, right. That's that's the like Pfizer up John version of tipping your house raising the ads give me another or Gimme Gimme Gimme, a one more one, more gimme, the red carpet. I want a quick because you mentioned from year to year, Europe, the coach, the youth
yeah yeah. Can you tell me to tell a story ass? They these guys just met someone yesterday, it's all it's! It's like it's like the equivalence. We heard yesterday in his eye is incredibly inspiring and we get a whole bonds, but this site, we met this guy and he's like the first. He says he's like he's like you know what I do is like I still remember when I was twelve years old, I walk and by this house, and I somehow this is while just rolled out in front of me and I never play baseball, picked it up and theirs, lady across the lawn and she was like she's like TAT. The back, and so he just you know whipped it at her and she's, like Always most you play bargain and vision he's ignored our is like she's, play baseball and, like a guy, do I'd like to try and never tried it before she's a ghost. I don't get this thing signed by air your mom and bring it back tomorrow. So he did that came back stay with a sign paper. As she molested
terrible story where they re, like everyone, words wasn't utters paper, and that and the game was that day he played he started. Pitching issues like an amazing pitchers spend the next. Fifty forty five years playing baseball really and he's like this is. The first thing is that he's like I'd like to go back and tell exactly like you said he sang this lady changed my life and I no idea. What like to find, you know, look around, you know see if she's still alive and throw based behold, Souci those back to his hound and he's not Pennsylvania when you guys run into is actually here and I M M yesterday. So everything and gaiety just ran into that. You just randomly are reduced ideology. I can ask you can't find question. What do you mean he's agreed? I take Mackay. There's mask often talk about have to base a lot.
Various guards as for some mouth so few by every we can talk, so it is true. I everyone? You speak to your sort, a push them on and a little bed, especially if there were no older and twenty five. I know it's a little. I am TVS Demo, but be a little bit all there and you talk to me said: what do you think they'd have something they wanted to do or so, and they wanted to thank so this guy wants to go back to Pennsylvania, fine, this woman and thank her recent clarify them Fourthly, we don't answer to MTV. They were doing it independently, says that if they have agreed to broadcast it's like, we found that's what I thought, what s your love like kid, now, wake up now we're going they were all right there, because I wish whether they like we started this in two thousand six wrote we be if we had no idea what we're doing we just like on our bought a camera on Ebay made this website with this list took two weeks off at the end of summer. We like
really. This call comes in the form of this like desire dear. We want to do this document is project. Actually we think that we have this production company and they companies pay for our gas. Some people get scape or to give away in whatever, and so we just took off for two weeks filming and media caught windows it in a sort of like we're on the front page of paper, which is on the list and like it just sort, it began to grow, and after two weeks we came back home in there's like hundreds of emails and our aim people be like? We saw your guys list, we saw your project, we saw you list online, we can help you like, Wanna write a Bullwinkle guys on a boy goes one make a total stranger sweating like we're. Have friends have no wedding. You should come because when you get up a horrible and and also they would email us and say yes
when I wanted you, I'm writing into out with Michael Boobs. They can help me out and want to fly innovating footage at all, and Bagpipes can help me out. So we came back deafness two weeks into the sex and will call it shit. This is like is ridiculous. What what's goin on here this clearly like a core like this question, is, is hitting home with a lot of people, and so we were like we gotta keep going so then we just we worked hard and got bigger sponsors and that's how he bought the bus, and so we and this next to her, where we ended up getting our a crook, as we confirm everything the first time right. Am I going to do this right? We're in so we got bigger sponsors we're is a lot of money into in two years. We bought this Boston for two months. We tripped on the West Coast and made this documentary about like the question in these adventures in like singing sing, the national anthem to pack stadium, and we ended up pulling up all this crazy stuff and helping all these people, and then we took that footage. And cut a pilot and MTV was so stoked on the whole idea there, like you, guys, just keep doing what you're doing and you
were producing, were editing at everything and then we just give it to them and they broadcast, while they always like again have that like if it believes it leads kind of thing, but I do think people respond more to good and I do think they that's what you guys. Feeling I mean. Obviously, if people weren't dig it on your vibe, you wouldn't be here right now and you never would have gotten pass. You know setting out on such a small scale as you were when you started, Obviously there's a momentum here like we talked about people sort of way do the right thing and they want to help, and they want to thank people than when it thank their old baseball coach world football coach is don't really have the impetus. Have the wherewithal, like nobody ever sort of pushes them in the right direction, and it just takes a knowledge and you go combine your party bus and give everyone a notch in the right direction. Wow, that's
I called do Gallagher what I call a guy in a thing about really good guys do as they like, not like you didn't want to eat anyone hear of it, which is we're too, like debts with good good people. Its ironic that the peat, the guy, who would volunteer always time in the first place, is also the guy HU, the second he smell the compliment come in his way started deflecting say I would have done it without. You know that kind of crap Adam hanging out with the buried life back in two thousand nine Agamemnon go now in a jump ahead to twenty ten organ. Bring back dead damage back into the mix. My group wishes to sixty nine featuring Dave damage shaken re rice who had a foreigner, but not in this portions. Just adamant Dave this report in general choice, ten release following day generationally. First joint turn classic
damn check it. Givens I've, I've said this allowed a few times recently, I'm not making a lot of fans amongst the Ladys, but when women become slabs. You women. Now I grew up watching commercials and watching every single female stand up comedian up they're gone, my husband thinks the hamper is the living room, not knowing nods and applied. As a matter of fact, if I took it burn set in the middle, the living room, his underpin it's what end up anywhere, but the habit. I have to follow him around with a leaf lowered just to keep us filthy socks off the floor eighties, putting his feet on the table again. You know what I mean this sort of thing. Meanwhile, the reality is somewhere along the line. Women too,
Linda Slobs, now example, I just pulled out a coffee mug. I pulled out a coffee, mug and its cause, with red lipstick, so either we got a trainee in our midst, or this is one of the Ladys who was over here the other day for the team meeting and at the bottom of the matter. Lies a battery of an ancient just plain black coffee. Side of the God, Damn sake not near the saying not on the table in the kitchen, not anywhere around the sink. Literally, in the sink now the levels, bits of water, it's the argument I make it! So it's sort of like the flushing of the urinal actually enjoy it. There's a sense of satisfaction, a sense of completion. I dont like walking away from my little golden bubbly trough there than of what
I, like Poland, the handles slot machine won't like there's your kind, and I you know I give why, if at all possible and that the most flexible, but if I can give it the heel, I give you re right, but I say you now we all now I gotta get into this with my wife. There's a coffee, mug coffee's being drank a drunk all over the house upstairs downstairs wherever, but at some point it'll get by. Down from the master bedroom down the hall down the stairs. The other long hallway. It makes a trip of a thousand feet and then it gets the sink and its in the sink, but it doesn't get dumped and it doesn't get the spread of water from the sink. So then what happens dries out and get that trucker black ring ring. The truckers mugs have on what's wrong.
With those are easily get arrested. Gonna be the inability to just make the tilled the risk. The simple quarter, turn of that Dumper Joe out and then listen! Here's! Where did give it spreads and arranged by the way? Isn't it satisfying? I mean yeah yeah. I know I would walk around much like women like the position back in their man, I would go. I would pay people like some sort of bizarre deviant to go to their house dump their lives spittle of coffee and then give it a quick rents angel. It is satisfying to me how either
out of the cereal ball, with the half inch of milk at the bottom of how that just gets bus down at set on the edge of the sink but never gets the rents, so at some point, someone's gonna have to get the Brill pad out, because once that dries in their once it sort of evaporates and rise has got the permanent black ring around that right. What's up, I hear you and I have a high part. This is about that. But you know when you talk about that milk, isn't it a weird thing that what's what's is good in one minute of nice, bowl Assyria with some two percent in it or a plate with some french rise in summit and catch up on the side? If you please, isn't it strange that eight minutes later, if it sits at the side of the thinking you dont rinsing off that it's the most nauseating smell in the world? You know I the ketchup, let it sit for once and its it makes you sick, but anyway, singing with the milk tat is there. Is there anything by the way that goes from hero to zero, faster than a french riot
Yeah, I don't like Kenya. A slice of pizza is excellent when its piping hot, just coming out of the box, but if you took that same box with that same slice of peace in it and put it on the roof for two weeks, you could still enjoy the peace making it we'd be twenty percent. It wouldn't fall off. Eighty percent, it just be literally leave it on the counter. You know that thing you go upstairs drunk you pass out. You may get up the next morning. I hung over the pizza you're too drunk to put it away in the refrigerator still sitting there still justice satisfied has lost the thing. French fries fall off a cliff. You either start you eat those rights, on the way back from it, and now the great, if somehow, God forbid, they have to sit in the fridge for an hour and then come back, and you try to microwave mother, just called the bow gone draw that has just gone yeah there take a miraculous
at that point, my climate listen a guy last year. I think it was. I devoted one long. We can not intentionally it wasn't. I didn't aspire to this. It just wound up this way three straight days. I just did nothing but pizza the only thing the past my lips was pizza, pine and everyday. I came out other side no worse for wear in five, perhaps a little happier, but anyway that they are. The thing is what the ladys- and this is sounds massage monistic bear with me ass things, if shifted. Now, as women have become more career, focused and everything else in the engine. Of course, I embrace this, better like what the pockets of money coming in now am, I might have a my wife. Maybe rain in the living room with all the twenties. There are pouring deaf yeah. I got a guy. If, because that way, you know the man in relationships have taken on greater responsibility, and so now it's a point of pride almost to say. If you are aware,
When you know a thirty year old woman, I dont know how to cook he does all the cooking. How many? How big a shift is that being in the last twenty years? that you knew virtually no guy who real, unless he was a Gore may like all. You really knows. I say he knows how to make sauces like nobody's business by Renault you'd, know guys cooked really right. Maybe they work the grail, but now I would say that at least half the homes of the moat. Most of the guys we know most of those guys do the cooking in the house, and the women, like, I say, brag about their inability to do something in the kitchen has become a point of pride for women to another. To the Heavens, that their horrible Cox and, by the way, the same point of pride on the male side, then accounts grown a light bulb. I don't know where the dipstick is under the hood of their car. I dont know why people are bragging about being semi retarded things by the way. Let me just give everyone is listening, special Ladys, a little heads up about something like cooking
eating is something you do almost every day. Nay, every day may three times a day to you bragging, not that did you have no ability to do something that you're gonna have to do hopefully, three times a day for the rest, your fuckin life as a retard ray Nord stream. It really as why you bragging about that. Listen I'll! Do that, rob go like a little, I'm no good with languages, but I don't live in fact in France and I'll do. That right now, I pay, I don't play any instruments, but I dont have a shallow shoved in my face three times a day every day, and I just stare at it. You know There are many things I don't play chess, but I dont aim a lot of chess tournaments eating something you're gonna need to do on a daily basis that you have a kitchen you're, gonna cook. How about your fuckin learn a cock about. Instead of arguing about being horrible at something you actually learned to do something, but it back to the coffee market this is nothing short of an attack on
as an attack is a bold face, attack the idea that you take this model like I said. I know. I know it was a lady because it's got it's got lipstick. Not only was it was was in a lady, but I feel like it's one of the Andrea sisters like from the forty that I'm a lot lipstick on here really is more training, that is lady and its black coffee, and it's just a half inch just sitting at the bottom in the sing where's that dump where's the ranch How do you make it through your childhood illicit? I've said this a million times. There are no excuses for anyone. I was raised by apathetic hyenas in a dumpster. We had no rule, but said we wipe your feet before you come into the house. Nobody said: that's your salad fork. Nobody said, lift your pinky up or wait till other people's eyes. No rules, but yet I'll see people come in them
house on a day like today, when it's raining outside in literally step over the man. Were you wipe your feet like? I don't go into someone's house without doing a quick little little little Ikey shuffle on the on the welcome man. It's it's! It's just plain courtesy. It's you been walking around outside. Now you give your feet a little white, especially since their standing there, I've seen peoples to ride over the man. It's weird! It's like you there Paula, groin, stretching out trying to get over, you know what your feet to make contact. You superstitious. You d want to step on the w from welcome. What is that we ve? Let we I've gone over this and you know, I think, we're in agreement. This is not an over. This is a wilful deed. This is an attack on the rest of society, because the rules don't apply to me and my with like you say back to the other thing, the stupidity there's a
liberation of stupidity of yes, yes, air pale! In effect, we love this shop, she's she's, Mueller GAO like like you and me, yeah, she's she's, an imbecile. We know about This is to be celebrated in our society. Being smart is off putting its repellent gps I couldn't find California ORF Lord on a map to celebrate the retired. Yes guys, don't know where the dipstick is under the hood. Women can find the frying pan. In the kitchen and and and and that's just the basics, outward efforts the sewing and the things that are safe the more advanced than the whole MAC Department, forget about that. That's completely out the window. What did we decide that that was a bad thing and why? Why isn't there a sense of satisfaction? A man should have when you know the card
start where he says to the lady pop Della. Let me go round and given a look see or where the lady has a wonderful meal waiting for her man when he comes home from a hard day's work. What happened at the satisfaction? Maybe it's that its now distraction me where the guys at the I could open the phone book and call a plumber to get out here and snake this train. But you know what I would feel better about doing it myself. Maybe it's this! Maybe it's when we decided to farm out the raising of our kids, maybe that if you look at that that's the ultimate! Isn't it I'm gonna pay that Guatemala batteries? My kids, I don't need me, I don't mean the import with them. Let her teach them not to me. On the contrary, it or not. It right me first selfish way that old thing of life, yet always is all this time, or at least as old as automobiles. The merging into traffic thing that makes me crazy is what's in the head of the guy? Who is watching his cart one car merges than the next cargoes, one karma than that?
Are they in private but the one guy who won't? Let you ride things like I've, always the guy who's. Trying to do. You know who is trying to make my network letting me the stink, distinct guy like on trying to commit a crime? Who would you Bob, I, like you, say, satisfactorily decent there like? Don't we like path Don't you like to be a part of the pattern? No, I wanna knows in and I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna be two inches from the bumper in front me just so damaging can't squeezing pass me. We're not gonna do anything wrong. I had I haven't I bumped into yet another urgent for second, I was curious. Christy's name is Missy right, come on poor now act as I'm about to email her and try to get round the show, but are, but don't you want to give some sort of reference
anything I accidentally led into it in a second by you jumped on you, didn't merging you just jumped in, but you didn't led into a dear you're gonna, follow it up with something. Yes on the topic of Christie. Can yes Missy? Yes, they porn star gap, critical. Where we talk about port stars. Now it has nothing to do with anything just because he used the last word. We said merging, that's all you did too anyway. I know- I didn't even know this right now, because I'm about to contact her, but you can contact, are in twenty eight minutes when the show's over are you kidding me then I do not think that there was no. It is our don't. You know this is pretty talking about checks. Salvage may first, I why, ironically, ironically, the guy with the chick like haired, as do you see what a horrible producing its thing, This is mainly in the middle of our wonderful story. Tat. I find it really was an outrage. That's an area, I believe exaggerating. If I don't get, it
I know right away. When I came out of Christ, you ve grown up with the God, damn girl and North Hollywood. You have heard me say, or name two hundred and fifty times I, I am now giving our large breast and in Nigeria are, you grew up with her. Maybe you ve heard me serenade two thousand times. Christianity Canyon is Miss Yes, I why didn't you start talking in the men I have our say should now was a bizarre. That is not what. Why did he? Why please listen? I won't following this the other day, I'm gonna tell the tea again other day, I'm in Partido MOSS, nice mexican food join you in allay some woman. Forty five wish heavyset woman, I'm standing there. I love the sauce. You know this also by they have like a different. Yes, variety types to try us I'm familiar with them all life,
Nancy, myself, a connoisseur, even the woman, comes up no one's within earshot other than damaging. She says she says out while not to me, but you says clear never having been there before. I don't even know where to start which ones good. You no kind of thing right, and I say all you can. What the brown and read this one's good, I start telling her and she makes eye contact with me shovels a little ah scoops, a little green in the one of the little carry along pockets and walked off there, I thought you don't you now owe me the courtesy you just talk to the world are the only person in the world who heard it was me, If you my my expert opinion and you can the idea of an attack that was a dry raping that she gave you
but let me tell you about now: I'm self conscious about being the guy who doesn't let other people merge. Let me tell you something about being on the losing end of that the other day. Actually, two days ago, I was doing our good friend Petra, some money shovel and I agree sport show out yonder, LOS Angeles. I was doing their show and the last time I did their show. I said to the producer: it's weird because I have money but for reason I hate giving it up for parking, especially if you go do someone showing you park in the underground thing and its seven dollars or twelve dollars. I want them. A nation for that now. For some reason now I would go by a hot dog off a guy with a propane tank strapped to a shopping cart in tip in ten dollars. I have no qualms about but for some reason I dont like the parking nazis. There almost all assholes. It's a light raping
give you- and I can't stand these guys so re rice by the way from the Baltimore Ravens is on the phone I make this last time it did petrol and money. The producer said here take my business card. We don't have validation, take my business God is good is called course fast forward to me sitting at the gate, with the squatty guatemalan chick looking at the business card going, I dont know why you're hanging with as some other guys. Now I didn't I wouldn't this doesn't mean anything so I had to pay the eight dollars next. My went, which a couple days ago, I said to the producer by the way, your business card curries no favour down Guard shack down there, so he said: oh all, right we'll get it validated upstairs at KISS Fm Rhine see cried! Oh it's almost five, let's see if we can catch him, we go to the elevator run the third floor. He hits up to go to a floor to see place just a catch. What's the catch Geraldine that reception sheet she's in the elevator. She says what she had locked the join up.
I was saying that the guy the whole time don't worry about it. I'll pay, the eight dollars we don't need not give me the ILO as we get the elevator everyone piles and the elevator on the third floor, and then what I'm says we're going up, There is a lesson I didn't want. We didn't, I we're going down the lobby as they do. We have to go up so now we go out. Then we get in its close she's gotta unlock, kiss unlock or workstation turn on the lights go out of saying to listen. I don't and she's kind of shaken our head all time like have practically to my car next time you gotta and I was like I would have gladly pay, but he did they not out now, but now everyone. Now I have a train of people following us into kiss. While she turns the lights on and unlocks a joint reopens it up. So she get her little stickers and put it on by the way, the the rich Every guy can't spend five dollars down at the guard. She had ever all the eight dollar in our people have the white, while Rachel regime salvage producer,
say is, is lousy. He goes too far the other way to nice to helpful right. We need somebody, we need the established societal norms in the mail, don't be too salvaged. Don't be too. How forget annoying the clear from twenty ten Dave damaged, check, Brill hanging out. They even friends for a long time and I been on air broadcasting for wait? A bit the first time. Most of us ever heard of Dave Damaging was two thousand six with a warning show. He was a main cast member, whose sports guy that's really worried or first exposed to him on air with them, and always love check all right. We have more clear for everybody in this one from November of point ten these crucial for forty, seven, Dana Ghoul, Larry Miller, Gina Grand bride Bishop know them
toy ten genus filled in because Teresa sorted part. It is news girl, they haven't, picked a new permanent person yet as data rule and Larry Miller. Here's my road trip. You get a chunk of fuels, jewels Gene is news. It's a mega super kind of the episode you get a nice chunk of this really great exciting, book signing was awesome thanks you bring it up. I went down to the grove and out here and airline. I was a little bit worried because allay can be weak when it comes to the in person stuff. You ve cited the Catherine Mcfee, the arrogant, idle experiences like an indicator of l, a dozen turn out Well, you gotta look at it. This way. Thank you when Catherine Mcfee who enjoy, but you screwed up her hair where hatches gets through their hair
I think it's hubris out. Nothing can make me not hot watch for saying I think it's an attempt. I think it's a an attempt, because I suppose I saw the so just a few. Moments of the country, music, a warrior- and I saw my dancing Darling Julian, have gorgeous and she's gorgeous. Now, she's, Burnett, hair short. She fucked it all up, and it's like lady no one to walk away we're going to get hotter than theirs. It sort of like a ain't there who just can't stop fucking with his painting and so show me walked away the old system up and then the paint search a dry little bed, but he tries to dab on a little more and before you know it. You ve just put your for through the Mona LISA Lee alone walk away. You think they're trying to be taken more seriously. Is that it, I think women I think all women, but beautiful women are constantly trying to ratchet it up and in an attempt to come.
Suddenly ratcheted up. Sometimes you I mean it's like it's almost like while Knievel saying you know at add another boss. I did ten bosses- I'm gonna do eleven. I did eleven. I'm gonna do twelve, but eventually come up short and you're going to your face plant the front of that ramp and that's what my ex dance partner dead. Don't must with it, plus we do these retarded interviews where they go. I wanted to know what it was like to live a life as a blonde, really be too. I would you get a wig bitch, you don't say I seriously is only guy you ever darling. I want to know what it was like to be a redhead like your live. Lifelike Danny bought a duty for a couple of weeks, frost those tips way promoting human I'm just sang Ladys, especially if you're hot leave, it alone. Catherine Mcfee, a great example of brunette Julian, have a greater. Ample the blood leave, it alone, walk away. What do you think we're gonna come up
and go man. Are you still blonde? Please is out fuck you anymore, it's been like what six months trying to think of violent acts is afraid of people who made the successful transition from blonde Burnett or vice versa. There there's a couple out they once in awhile, Angelina Jolie does a little somethin back and forth for movie role or something. But it's just you. Click Adams. You, and be too skinny, and you can f with your hair too much in its the two things that were sometimes All the way goes away in the bosom goes and the Hare get short and turns a different color, just leave it be, but yes, The hometown example is Catherine Mcfee, and she was down with the championship. She got down to the championship with the twenty one year old, with full mop of gray hair at a certain. We are one of those other guys whenever the go back to their town like managed from plenty would Montana they should
down the entire tat. They re the whole schools, schools and churches get shut down bells rang they, Philip, entire mall. The mare comes out, goes Marquis once a blow mon. It's only happen one time where someone was from LOS Angeles, like she's from Sherman Oaks and bite I know, she's from Sherman out, because when I interviewed her, she did that thing all hot, ex do where I went you're from Sherman Oaks in San Fernando Valley, one right next autumn. Grew up North ILO instruments. Ok, it is ass. They do not have to do like what else you got that they never go. Oh my god where'd you go nor Gaia. They just go impress me lunch, I just don't give a fuck all some old, their mouth was rowing and then it's that. Now go start moving again what they were like there's, not a second, where she won't like. Oh
where'd you go to high school, are Hu Jia, half or whoever aura where'd. You go now from North Hollywood like out by Lancashire, Moroccan Valley, village or whatever about the northern. Not up not it. Not we literally both grew up next to each other. Within a half a mile, not a how about the law, dogs, man, they make a hell of a cheerleaders enough, no local references now man. No, what are you didn't? Even faint? I know shit now did in vain river Many things like this. Why, like riding? Why tell me this? How about that when she about that. But when she did her thing, you don't have to do that thing, whether killing time for the two hour, whatever she had to go back to our high school, Number one which was Notre Dame High School up the street from near Far from where I live, but she had to go. Your eyes school and they basically force the kids the go out to the gymnasium in during the free period or launch or something, and it was a budget surplus.
Despondent kid sitting there and there is no mare with a key the city, and there is no more than there was no fire. Trucks are streets, being closed down or parades down main street was nothing why its ally, we don't give a fuck, I mean that's. What should say when you coming to the airport, as it is, there's a picture of veal retard our sitting of Aragon, while going to my city asked why, but it should be we were ally when I give a shit like a care. How big you think you are with us now, adding up in my mind, Wallace Viagra, possibly doing other than passing apart. To be on bus talking to show in the world you I'm saying In writing. I got a mark reporter from tell em Udo at noon. So what time are you guys raw? We, I don't know here, I doubt of Aragon, factually Algeria, very you such a whore. I they probably didn't want him, but he's such a whore. Like it, you don't think he'd pass that national notoriety up, but either way again provided banks and someone other than his wife, because he's an awesome guy. Perhaps he was changing his name again.
From tony woloda. Vigo said upon Slovenia. Like I don't know what he's changed. Maybe further changes, name of your choice for the mayor of LOS Angeles, usually there failing the bar for the fifth time right fuckin, somebody out other than his wife or enjoying his name for a third time. Why couldn't you doing on us you could have endured already be doing? I'm all court cited a Laker game. Yes, such an off a show in national should all the fuckin phonemes you just want to pander to latrine and try to get a lack that its awesome he's doing awesome job well, look around so freely. Fuckin created a utopia anyway. The book signing went great. Now. So I was worried because you know you said: hey you're, doing a book signing in Seattle. I'd go awesome the b, a huge turn out, and they said you do in a book signing in Portland or Vegas. I'd be like awesome, but I said you do: look signing an ally. I'd be like I don't know it's hard to get people out. There's a picture from the other
There is all for crowd and align site at serpentine and all the way back around and the place was packed brought MIKE up to say I and we had a good I'm and by the way? Thank you so much for buying the book ever won and skip the party going to be stay on the New York Times. The seller. Less was another mining or without reading involved as large as others intervening as their own box. I just I would require reading of horror. I would be very uncomfortable a reading and then be reading, Mount shit and, and then so I just did a little. I do a little conversation at the beginning, little q and a little conversing and then not pow. Let's get to the signing, sign, get the fuck, I mean, so everyone could get sigh air one is so important that they'll get their books. So there you go Gina. Yes, sir, do you have a little news? Cuba up? What will it, Sir
from the International NEWS sat next Johnny's many bikes. This is the new with Gina Grad Kostiei waste as a man of many talents, but being a good sport, not one of em. Why, where's, the shiny. I know self deprecating colony a humble alone. I now humble self deprecating kind well westward taped it appearance on the today show. Last week and he was infuriated when producers played clips of President George W Bush in the background, while he was too king to Matt Lauer, actually in this clip from the today show debacle, we're Conway upper man's Matt Lauer for running a video of George W Bush. Conny was still talking and he did not like it.
May I don't need you to show me the the tape annoying. Like part, my emotion too, and I want to say that MR I'm just asking you when you look at his face. What would you say to me? I mean pre looking at his face. I came up here because I wanted to say something right. After the fact you know I would, I would say you don't say as again we do. The tv stuff with me is the reality. This is, real thing going on. This is You don't say, the jazz, but you know thereby says you know what I'm saying it usually is at the fuck you're saying it sort of its right up there with I'd like to help. You get no help, and I have no idea what you say but, as I have said many many times before, Matt Lauer does not like black people, who claim that George Bush doesn't like black people. Well in the thing was was basic right on the bumper sticker for all of us, in the no in the media. You're running, be roll footage of George Bush's face and glad you didn't like that.
What is really pissed off he's annoying, so annoyed. He's cancelling his concert. Performance for the today show that scheduled the day after Thanksgiving when his new album drops called my beautiful dark twisted fantasy, it s, says, he's cancelling the concert for obvious reasons. It accuses the today show of trying to set him up to look like a jerk, but there's other clip, because it so so brilliant lower? can you what he would say to Bush while attempting to goad him into an apology? It's really funny! I say to require forcing it. Would you tell the required church, I would say George Bush, and my moment of frustration that
I didn't have the grounds to call him a racist. Sorry, I'm sorry folk shine my shoes, but I think I do the point I want to. I want to give it the the exact perfect the wording because everything I say gets taken in John into headline, then two men lying gotta for stating that I may hear I like that Matlock. And you're. Sorry like say sorry to Grandpa boy you stupid, met. Larsa stooge is like it's like. Behold into the rules, a tv commercials on and get. I understand, I got you, let's go it's like reaction, compelling moment on tv and it pre. They can't stand tv hates moments and they don't understand anything either like when Stephen.
Is he all through my glass coffee table, the the show whoever the executive was from comedy central or by the way our semi retarded came over me. Always I well. We can't run that whatever it was a check, we can run that. What are we gonna run as like? What can't run their that'll, be the only thing anyone ever talks about your job, yeah like where we can, as it wasn't all you, unless you can people be talking about at the neck safeguard. We can't show that, unlike why not it's Steve out, but his heel through my coffee table not! I had two convinces so fuckin ridiculous. I was in a meeting in they were there a bunch of us around and half the people are like younger people over the age of three half work of the previous generation and there's a before you tube in everything and Arthur was like we're here to get home until our friends, the watch night shows can be amazing. Stephen goes crazies. Drunk never have like. Ok is that we have to try,
that approach is shit. He increasingly such a retarded impulse that due to be like, we get a drastic wasn't, as for you, too, by the way, I'm wearing the same sweat, I'm worried about right. To move on writing well, Jessica, Simpson and Eric Johnson are engaged sources confer to US magazine, dot com that the singer became engaged to bow Eric Johnson on Thursday of last week just days, evidently, after us broke the news that our huh Nicholas Shea Papa question to Vanessa Manila and together for about five years Simpson Embryo her envelope Manila Jameson, I split in two thousand five after three years of being married that those kids regard wherever here, heartbreak the Texas begin dating the former, and I fell player and may well. He was a strange from his first wife. Stylus carry Johnson, their divorce was finally Five months later, the newly India
couple will spend Thanksgiving in an y, see where Simpson is scheduled to perform the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Johnson's family will be on her float and ass. You were in the mommy genes or she lost away. I think he's trying to lose the weakest. She got a lot of shit for that even poor, Dolly part and came out to defend her well, you know I'll just put it on again mortar to their relatives idea that there's a dolly wood and others they are the IRA. I'd like to meet a human being that went to. I want to find the guy's been Branson, Missouri and seen like, though grudge boys, or been Dolly what I've yet to meet that piece of White very which both I plan, I'm going to Dolly. Would you worse than going mad at higher some day? That's murder, one! That's whiter than white, one pigeon forged and
badly, where we may know the bulk of the code of many come. You aren't going to die. I grew up in Kansas, I've Benda Branson. We caught steal your dollar cities over dollar, steady, Rossini, acreage boys know more than once. What's that are over that's the worst fuckin song ever laid down on vital. How did that song make it to number one? Do you realize Elvira was number one it's out via the gear parbleu, but even that fuckin saga is really. What is this? Some kind of karaoke now number one how high where we listen. If you're about my age, if you have them, as you have a ballroom dancing in junior high, This is a song we learn how know, precisely because I'm going a sing
hey all. Obviously, whores and Coke were dropped off. A programme directors are based. I gotta get silver on the flower days now. I know why this is the number one time such a ranger pop and I'm begging so damper on behalf of blows. Walrus I mean when somebody with somebody pulled the average Bouygues Elvira number one. That was what we were talking Harding Supreme side to it. You saw that we didn't, they could make the top one thousand
We were so they don't even try shove it up. We ourselves like when white guys ran my name is Jim. Let me hear you say that the bears a go at all the way like it. Like Jerry. Why worry? Mass got a bad, though this really really feel it makes a blow even more wholesaler car and got to say what I ve been here. I need me some Elvira. Let's go come on. Did you have another son,
I'm sure they guarantee they have all great voice greatest its volume, eight out somewhere for United. But now it's all over this and not a lot of thought alone. Now John hides, never crack the top twenty, not a wants maybe rounded Elvira. What way here was that it did not get the number one. I swear to God, that's got to number one. Anybody at at least top five, so fuckin bad Second, I had always so not only do you love the anchorage, boys will of Dolly parties, but I'm not a huge jolly part and Van right here both share here. It is about weapons of mass destruction, as you call them anyway a list of Hollywood highest earning women was released and this week of
viral mistress of the number one o berwin free at taught the list now who, Sid! I really like we're trying this year in other news: the sky normally don't hear about that, the three hundred and if teen million dollars you know what else is crazy into wacky Oprah news. You know her magazine. She made the cover. Gand cover again, my o, usually usually Susan pop up cover too often of rural amazing, but jewish Raul. How much she make through Fifteen million. Now imagine if we work, living in a society that was so blatantly sexist and racist. How much she would pull down you think? Ah, black woman. Was we all hasn't she treatment? We all know here as to the, though don't kid yourself, like kind once head, we live in a don't kid. If it's a really racist society, an israeli sexist brine, create more checks or black people.
How do you guys want to Larry military little glass? The early. Can Iraq Orange I behold down more deeply. What they might enjoy Women were works, sharp yeah, it's like they're. Both your kid. Syria came Diana Burma, the Sierra sauce? I don't know either, but you know what a Brian yeah. Would you bring in last year's just south of three hundred fifty million, but First a little short of robbing me out again. The boy is next time when one of our white guy mating, Sir, that's really get it together, As you know, we keep the people of color down and we keep the chicks down and this really flies in the face of all that is sacred with us. He's really mocking you do. I know specifically s suit
black and a woman is unable and again just imagine what should we make and if you wasn't one of those things well, it's not gonna get me better because covenant number two beyond say eighty seven rye, and what did I tell you about the meanings dark behind it and if you like to hear a couple more these spears was number three of them, This has happened. I know insane with this, and I know a way out of touch on the guy doesn't give a fuck about just Justin Bieber earnest finger, nail polish, but Britney spears is not yet right. She was kind of exposes eleven crackpot right. She does a lot like lip sinking and our concerns in, and I know now a few years ago that that did pretty well, but it didn't seem to get the kind of play that a previous efforts of Then why does she may how much? Let's see she makes about a hundred and thirty million? Actually she she does
now. I can tell you why, because she has done some crazy, high profile endorsement deals. Andy Shoes, lucrative fragrances from Elisabeth ardent with afraid we're like over that's what everyone always egg is where the same answer Argo. How does this bitch reg Thirty million dollars year, Sonia she's, gonna. Perfume, like, Oh, why did know there's a little bottle with some says thinking stuff in Venice is now thy. Well, that's that so I come the cologne and we're gonna get Madonna and a lady Gaga Taylor, Swift, also medalist, wow Well, for all of you hang over fans- and I know you are one atom. Hang over too will be coming out and Bill Clinton is family. Cameo o is yes, President Bill Clinton was spotted on the set in Thailand over the weekend, where extra security was added for his presence spy
they they saw bill walk on the satin were told by crew members who was filming extra security? Oh that does it. Does you travel with an attic, does he have? He must have his security guards. He had arisen you get your life right, yeah yeah there and Although some people associate all of a great movie of guarding tests there now not reality, they said the bill is just hang out, but it is now confirmed. He was indeed shooting a cameo there. Well I'll, be watching, b and C that movie, oh yeah, I mean it I'm kind of pissed off about the first one, because, we wrote the Deaf rack I that movie and there is a nice roof. He seen in that, where the gypsies rue feed the deaf rack. I was just all good and They are in all laid out men of like we can't This movie and then always is like when Jimmy and I were pitching Ivan Right- men, the thirty three year old virgin- and he was saying now but is
and I believe there are thirty three year old virgin and we thought he meant younger. We didn't know we went event so years older, but the building and having a good idea that never sees the light of day is pitching it a couple of years or a sort of version of it- a road trip the whole their Frank guy was a road trip thing. It was like have a sewer boss, but there Rufus involved and many of the same elements involved. That is all I gather climates, not right for this and then two years later, vermin then you ever make your movie, then you get you get accused of ripping off check them over the chair. I enjoyed it's like it's when the hammer came out, some people went justice. Miss Rocky Balboa, accept we ve been working on for five years, so you get accused of ripping off a movie that didn't it. This when you were working on your movie, it just you have a little independent movie. It's gonna take five years to make and by the way
Guess the hammer was on comedy central and I found out via twitter and It's the weird thing in the world, like you think they would now or they'll tell you they would tell me here's how fuckin dumb comedy centralized if they told me in advance like they too. I guess a thing ran unlike Saturday morning. If they told me the God. I Given all you, people heads up and said: hey you want to catch the hammer on basic cabling, go catch uncommonly central, pathetic that fuckin word to me. I'm a hammer I did tooth and by the way all I did was press the week before, and I would have mentioned it. A time or to never never came up Watson and ought to be fair to the exact. I don't they, I knew it was on either is known as the fox on Elinor authorise residual coming and must often that blow back there.
I gotTa Allah Whittier man has allegedly tried to run down worthier that its ex girlfriend and a car after she refused his wedding Also, you Jews, God the allay times reported frightened at Francisco Hernandez I said Joe Sephardic. Wow yeah spotty carrying a bouquet of flowers were walking down the street after the Incident Beryllium Michigan lieutenant Andrew Bergs, as the twenty two year old, was charged with assault with a deadly weapon? The proposal took place Thursday afternoon at the Berger stop. After the woman said no Hernandez, allegedly drove on the sidewalk through bushes, and into the restaurant parking lot narrowly missing the woman he'd written Stacy. Will you marry me on the cars back window near out areas? He was later picked up? Well, fleeing on foot and the wide ever think they'd get away.
While especially on foot fleeing part like fleeing an escape potter and wonder woman's airplane holodeck. On top of a I ain't pterodactyl, something. Oh sorry, Gina, maybe haven't seen point break, but it can be done. You ever gonna come back. You gotta focus on point break but yeah. With a jet pack or sub they, but this the on foot part with your promise, the other probably not even his bones classic dish, but by the way message sent for the next cow, I fear we met me out. I just don't Gallagher that's, why I do my proposing stadium, so you know I wouldn't kill anyone who did that to me you I would fucking would absolutely not just putting that kind of pressure with the jumbotron unless you're an absolute bitch. You can't say
what, if Dolly Pardon, got involved in some way shape or form. I marry her and the oak ridge boy like Tina Grand I just know Gallagher, that's why I do my proposing stadium. So you know I wouldn't kill anyone who did that to me you I would fucking kill you would absolutely nothing is putting that kind of pressure with the job ok I'll marry, you look really right. Yeah young, romantic and emotional nurse crowd said Dolly would buy or all run your ass over yeah eyes and super gaze Dolly what is just gotta, be it's gotta, be ours kill, Billy and flat land or hillbilly. I honour the super case law love jolly with super gaze though, I know. I know. I know the gaze glim explain the guys.
Because I know what they love, they love love everything we hate. There was a fucking with us. I am now going to add this to buy lest they figured out a few things I can be excited now. I'm angry. Now now just dig this. The gaze. The gaze are trying to piss off, not like they love country, music. They fuckin hate country, music. God knows they hate boo, is there not like amusement parks and they don't like checks, so there, oh for without it, but they will dollar, because we don't really give a shit about dollar fuck with us in the same way the french love Jerry Louis. They knows it sit around like what would piss him off the most. What would piss the Americans off the most says I If we fell in love with Jerry Laws, that would fuckin confound, then pass them off, and then what the German still they Fell- loved the Hoff yeah
get under my car, it's better than over. The point is that like them, We recommend hot. The point is this: I they're trying to piss off the gaze, don't give a fuck about the weather. Girls the gauge or give a fuck about Dolly and the French you'll give a fuck about knelt. Nobody thinks Jerry Louis is funny, especially people. Don't speak English and nobody thinks hassle, half as a good recording aren't as that some fucking with us from worldwide. Here I got you. Wanna fuck would confound the Fuckin American piss them off the no and we're gonna, worship, hassle, half and they all profit, again I come on we're gonna sell out a soccer stadium. When half comes out- and I was like fuck that guy knows how are you kidding think about them me of Dresden. It's gonna pick them off the no fuck em come on, and I now know the games. You do the same with Dolly what now I'm angry
everyone. Ok, but I can name more than two and have Dolly pardon songs, but she's very talented, decreasing. Thank for shooting on my boy now thinks you're gay. Would you like to keep going? Are you she knows acknowledge, dilemma I acknowledge the cheese, a talented individual, although if anyone saw Rhine, stone or straight time, amazing both of them so let us just alone Griffin dine. What more do you want? My darling James woods- God that's got mean the radio seeing straight talk ushering in a hurry, and she doesn't know a straight burst, she's a talented person. The gay should not give a fuck about sorry ironic, with the bosom I should bring Larry Miller, and here I think we should Larry's gonna come in here for little hypothetical question again.
Impossible to get anything wrong. It's impossible to get a question wrong here, led by the way, I just have to say that adding extra security to Bill Clinton at this point for feels like the last three years of chubby checker concerts, we he'd leave the stage right with harmed cops random, but no one was following practices in the still blasting. Let's twisting done that, I doubt whether they love you gotta love about like chubby jackets like chubby does the twist, and then he D, like the Christmas West and then that's like that's twist Veronica Northwest Foreground hogs Day twist front of the Vienna Memorial like it is somebody Fink. Like a chubby. Here's how you gonna make your not put the word twice in front of whatever the fuck you do and we'll get something out That was a somber too. He was trying other things. He tried the twirl Danes but thing at all, not always like these groups like red boner, but it was good that had that song common,
John. They just repentant wars. Lang awaits very pretty soon. There exists. No doubt odor dance on every issue come and get your right and you feel bad for them. You really wrong because you could see in their eyes. We don't know we did not do this again, so it else probably wrote the song and their their lips. Thinking I mean back,
the day you they wouldn't bother. Plugging the guitar in which just like Paul refer, the raiders kicks just keep getting lebanese restates the band around the neck. It's a stupid, that's the one would you could write, will say this for ever and that you feel bad. We get job to then twenty of plan D twins TAT come out. Everyone, I'm gonna, what speaking- which I trust this too- that we would never have to bored, anyone again if we kept playing Elvira, if you
RO. If you did that by the way play twice in a row. The origin themselves will confess behalf. Even they will have a kinetic at once. We can say at once the threat of Hearing Elvira twice would get me to spill whenever national secrets I was harbouring, I was just tat. They would Dana Gold and Second time brain played the course actually turned to him and said it was me the grassy know I'd ask you to take it everyday. I have to I have two hour. I join play a little lie, but that a question you know, first of all, absolute second of all that got me up. The Ohio, the third objective guy up, I'm in I'm in the groove Jackson watch what happen. Bob watched like a tenable the game where there are no wrong answer.
Ready again no wrong answers here. That's why I like to go, but I'm ready to watch. This is a crazy going going. Giving I didn't even looked down at this page is why, guy who wears the African. I should say African de shaky white guy who dance the De Cheeky or David Ass, a half since yelling about the Van like. I would always this one's boozy, it's good, sometimes to start on it easy one. We would I like to drive course, country with easily always maybe they will have a over the. Guy who wears it is seeking to tell you why? Because David has half number one I can drink with. Here too, we can get one more tell them together in bulk, fall down on the four number three kids. Can because both up rather come for him sheriff this to me is a good cross country, Paul I've, never ever the white guy with the de because just seeing him get in the car up. So I can't I came out so I like now, because
all the time. I'm really say why he would get drunk and he would be standing friend of yours. You know Avis, Chevy, cobalt Two thousand ten going kit opened. The driver. Cider care I are you. Are you listening star, get start yourself and then is certain you're becoming up on a rack. He'd, be having any real hit turbo burst. They, what have by the user, is living an alternate universal you'd give killed on the way there. He did. The turbo boast you'd all be destroyed. By the way, one, but a web, at least with him at least you'll have to agree, and I think parliament have to greet least with him. I would like to drive from Frankfurt work, and we shall agree on now that sir that's wrong incorrect. Alright, aren't you get? Let's forget that when the earth wipe the slate clean, except for the big goose egg, that's on drunk bitter bridesmaid or drunk stupid best,
mad cow Veronica coins on the surface very tough, but for someone who play the game, if I may say the way I do who knows the union wants is the game. It's actually very easy because you noticed you didn't say drunk oh wait, a minute may and that's the key to the whole thing. I will always take a drunk bitter by bridesmaid, because- and I can give her hope- and I can tell her- there is something for everyone out there. I will never ever drive with someone who is both drunk and stupid come over. Just sorry and thereby the way that's wrong. I just don't have the went to try quick The change is jumping on this experience and knowledge and I'll just tell us at a why? Don't we get fair to her recumbent bite, guy or wedding rabbi? Who thinks he's a comedian overcome it by guy?
It's not that barely knows the games. Mail with you know, that's beginners, let them Try one word you. I guess I logged on a ban should because she just got lucky that once again you have to have the experience has into war again, gangbanger or Denham jacket covered in Disney Buttons guy born again banger Here we go last. Why were ok, I find it's fun, But I put all that aside watch watch it learn. What guy outside of trader Jos, who wants to give you a free chiropractic, exam or burnt down guy from the eighties hair ban all
Wasn't Anna ban he's just loves you just loved, always and cross country with the burnt out eddies guy, never mine! with the with it, with a band of my what it was in always been event that aid is going to cause you never ever trust someone you meet front of a store, that's an either, even if these good chiropractor, never trust any in front of us were always drive with some from the eighties die now, because this guy's gonna bring zone Mix Cosette with winger and and that is bad yeah and you must give reason not here. You're gonna, be here Jerry Pie, all the way across country, and I'm sorry, I'm late. Lotta idle. What I learned, something, though, what I enjoy the game Really I don't you got showing your phaser, who I was just keep trying what is you're all their sons them I don't really like to say on the air. What is your, what does your wife's name? I dont want only not what kind of cardio drive
Again there it's right Larry. It is incorrect. Good! Lord! go out there and it's not illegal we saw last you're Zodiac, the labour all right. Our data go this way a driver's license. I can show Leary Miller report again. Thank you. Larry Miller, humor by the way, is also You can now Sierra fantastic video that their Larry has up on funnier die as we should again. Lariata other then go to the website. It Larry Miller, humor dotcom, get that right, but that's a jedi right, Larry Miller, humor. You find out all the dates. What Larry's doing? What is Europe doing all that good stuff? There? Don't dates, there's no stop! There is no good you Larry lotta, lotta guts
better luck. Next time you play the hypothetical road trip. Ah, yes, the now the great Good Data Gould has showed up here. I I read my genes what's going on Dana's, make himself up and said himself down, I'm covering the ribbon my genes? What is going data, how you doing, but ah just catch up I've, I'm kind of gearing up for two thousand eleven, I'm gonna start off slow and then kick back he's gonna be the punchline by the way in San Francisco. But that's that's coming February array ride it'll, while I've got the holidays, me today like a seizure that I'm gonna have to start to do in the cards a card all that you have to do cards anymore. You know it's a nice, way to go in life and I'm sure you ve spoken about your dad enough enough spoken about my dad enough that they establish this stuff so too early
often which it's a little bit humbling at the beginning, but you establish yourself as this near, do well fuck up who doesn't do anything or care about anything and they know never says: hey where's the card. Jim Corolla are where's for Miss have gone like it's a little. The same, it's a same bitter pill, but it pays dividend till my son, you establish yourself is a cheap guy, the chief guy. You go out to eat with all your bodies. You'll never have to pick up a tab and he'll be rough at first, but eventually people go. I you know that just him he's cheap and no one expects Pardon me your dad it once you establish yourself as a super half of it responsible guy, then every every? holidays. Another opportunity for you to fail. Where's with, like your dad, don't go like one. The where's welcome and never got a compliment reminds you know what could you know your tonic? So, let's go funny, and then yes, you know it's like. Then it's your Then your card is with your dog and then your key,
you're born to Iraq's out of the penal right. Most, the only you know the birth of a child is the death of your dogs. Are your Christmas and then- and I said to my wife- you know we always make these plans and we've got to you know it's got to be with the equinox, and you know the moon is going to reflect off something This is the most response you get from your Christmas card from someone barrier yeah and it goes into the the landfill, arise guards. Well now I haven't. We replace the traditional Christmas card with some sort of e, something some Thing visit there has last year for me, the last year does not unfriendly it's weird. It's a week, thing to augur well for me because I hate you, now, it's weird because the technology to do the Christmas card. You no one when we were kids
and somebody sent the custom Chris, all powers that was like Larry, they're gonna card from Larry, Tate, yeah, Larry, Tate, whose brotherly only as Xerox, franchise and some hours at yet know somebody somebody took a picture and engrafted and it wasn't even glued on right is really. There was like of insane, and now it's become too easy, except for as the technology that made it too easy comes to the fore. So does the EU partner so you know we have a really good friend of ours who sold stationary real personalized stationary far five years ago. That was a job, and now we just checked in she's. You know she's not happy about it, but she's. Hustling hand, jobs are behind the home deeper real. Bottom fellow amazing, one. Oh yeah yeah, Madeleine Albright Universal lands from handle over former Secretary of State yeah you want to do a little you'll. How really here- but I have to talk about my saw the song- that while I will
tear my own eyes out and use them to pluck up my ears really worse and l virus. Yet the night Chicago died paper labour lay out idea back, that's a call rather, what a night, it really was glory b, didn't die. I was just there there thing about Al Capone but hears about this, or was it like a movie once it crosses over into so incredibly bad or can't be your anger. Let s like plan nine states own best friend, once you take the guy that a suit but the tv on his head. It's it's! It's worth Dover yeah, we passed a bad rubicon. Daddy was a cop six Al Capone days You know what you want to do something about a dollar bill. It's heavy man! If you want to do something about Al Capone, maybe you could cast the musicians and instruments
of the F instead of me, It's like a basically rollers bees values. I really want to put on my tartan bib overalls. And roller buggy down to the radio station. Believe you me in I wasn't junior high. There was a gal, I think her name was Joan. Who was? There was always the behemoth in it's sad, you don't really talk about. There is talk about the the that, while she had bad scanners. She was over waiter, she was anything but but the one they forget about is the car. Gal when been gal that somehow gets hit with a human growth hormone and two earlier oftener, whatever machinery, Joan went six too. Hundred and ten bands and was in fact just bright red hair y. All big is a just
and have she has Doug's just chimpanzee, just massive turning and she loved herself, some Bay City, rollers? Ah, and she had the tartan ribs over all things in the thing and but you know he was by the sheer size of three city rollers put together. They weren't there weren't big guy yeah, for the sheer whether by drawing attention to yourself it's sort of like a guy who's, robbing it's like as what it robbing of bank and screaming everyone. Look at me like you. It is already crime going on here and now. We're all focused on these amazing is that they don't have an rose. Yet their hair is bigger than half rose yeah It's almost like to illusion that more mass, if they did a water displacement task yeah with their hair versus like
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no man went well again. The man which is a club where play the hungry men Handler theme Honolulu, but you guys just sitting in a side with a cow limbs slowly around and finally, fire like the opening of private Ryan had had remained that you're the dance version, manhandling most Frankie leads began. You a tv show arrive. There serves a bull whip again Friday, Lane very young bull Rawhide yeah browser the man had a picture Frankie Lane up there. I think all of his ride, beam guy. He kissing was another big song hits me that might have been. Aren't we
do a little. Your Hauser view from your back is another big song. I don't know if it's July following plan our advance, this lady, you allows its amended and quite a lot of heavy, as is you Hauser? This technically is called humans jewels on the atom, who always he also local. Labor it out here you have do. I grew up out here in southern California and watch myself, some PBS and, like I said, I just grew up around here. It was sort of like you know when you're the victim molestation or I guess, when you're living you no five. To a bedroom with it on a dark floor in Haiti you its comes your reality. They are really know. What's going on until I get some distance from it, you take a look at it through the eyes of an adult. Yet when you're a kid you didn't realize it pollen and trials. Nelson rally were gay, they rise the funny
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and I'm a people that, like this word, but it's the whole words are one was dressed as a leather fag. Yet that that's all Please word I'd like to remove I'd like to replace it with homosexuals, the end but its it. If it makes the word of command must one day was not dressed as a biker. He was just dress. Is that see a motorcycle enthusiastic bear, but mustache real because it seems to be more mustache than any person can grow. Aid is bigger than the average toilet known, as really is the size of Elvis's last belt. Look it look at the cowboy that is not the face that won the west. Now is not the guy from the man handler commercial. Now that I'm sure and under the knave all. I really look at that picture, while fantastic and the war guy, who made
have been gay, I'm thinking the car up, because but all the heavy lifting, like AEGIS the middle, and the EU did the singing and everyone else is doing a choreograph. But it's not like luck. The Indian. All this got a really bad case to Hepatitis just say: Georgiana Airtight, as they say they re, like: hey. Listen village people I should go on in ten minutes and they re like heavy Indians got appetite. Is a janitor drown out about what I'm getting out fit and just keep in line with the guys? Yet smallpox like a black eye that play days and half of kiss meets the phantom of the park right. You know it. But this guy, the one dude kind of carried the ban? The car it was funny about him. He was only a cop. He was a motor I gotta do our help to see it to perform and sing in telling the cop. That's does not what about the terrified private
he's an insect area, the visitor. Now I'm wondering if I'm wondering, if the lead singer was Kay because, according to this picture, he ain't just looks like god damn I'm going say my fuckin manager or he doesn't realise, what's going on directly behind a very good chance, Now he wants you as a new recruit any no. At some point, this guy daddy, he was going to be part of this spinners of the four types or some Motown, legendary ban or something product was listen. A smoky Robinson grown up on our green and that now there s the cowboys, also tugging on the construction workers chains right, but I don't, I don't see a lot of random chains on construction worker. We ended on jobs. I am beginning to think he's, not a real construction watts. Because there's a lightning bolt on the front of his art wearing reflective shades, yeah
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make up his. What have we done this year for the next forty years we in and out, I was spent two hours in a fucking chair with Greece paint getting apply to my fave, maybe mall yeah. I see the biker, the cop, the construction worker not gay laid him and everyone else, gay hollan biker. No, I know top top I can buy, can strike, I think construction work or maybe the biker I got up rather than I arrive. That is to that. That is the definition of gave her pet yeah. Now, yes, he, the debt is gay for pay, so that a wide nevermind here all night? Yes, but I'm fast. It hit me another, that's not Peter Chris. Nor is there a freely
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like the idea that he sounds now go Why does the Jupiter boy? Are you ain't gonna, sing, love gonna hit the limo, let's get less liquid political yeah, yeah yeah exit Likud Ride approach will shoot. You do what you do in the beggar, the skill de. There is a side, get drop me drapery, yeah. I others lyrism olympie the line and harmonise our heart. By the way this idea that Hollywood would take hyenas. Turn them into the most jovial creatures, planetary, hideous when they're the hideous most dangerous their skin, for Africa like I have there goes Y know we don't want. No, I mean we got lines in in rhinos in ship, but not their knowing that this bread there, the most vicious scare
creatures on the planet. Who decided there were our best friends had above are also they just steel comedians persona. Oh thank you. Started also versus out just make top cat, but we won't pay feel silver right. He worked hard on the right. Who is the Jackie Mason when there was an teeter yeah? That was the one with Now it was yet a man. S friend was dean. Martin oh yeah you have, they were just go existing people. Why invent? Why invented? you're like a good idea for the flintstones. You want to develop the voice now, we'll have a raft crammed and from ninety motors will destroy the exact same thing. This saying these calls such fuckin, derivative rip off artists. That's why I want that's. Why I'm the only guy screams about what hacks they were, because they ripped off their own ideas ripped off everyone else's ideas, everyone yet them just take, and I did feel silver
do feel silver. Now it was does Butler that sole point and the fact that I instantly no the voice of top hat is why my life is a land of body ass. Your top can and it again watch two flintstones. You just realized that he's just Jackie lesson in the honeymoon aspects, exact same voice and that every once in a while they would really rip off, just do like Bogart or whatever Lorn, but call Johnny, Kurt Rock Perfect ethic, I shall we do a little like your allows or let us do it up. Thank you for bringing up by the fact that had a barbaric, hacks rip everyone. I did know that we share that fuckin hate them now an aunt em and by the way Sid Marty crop as well. Just I'm working for the thousand. Sorry, rehash warming over what piece of shit from the seventies,
gotta be warming over some piece of shit, their developing a property that they own and thank God it sitting down that you're gonna. Let me say this down, fuckin pass, but it's it's in the park and you gave me the day with a large all say: walking on the lot whenever shooting my CBS pilot and our incursion bomb, who was to show runner and a real good manage head die. I want to go and say hi, to sit and or Marty Croft. I said now, and they said why not those guys are legit. Like legendary hacks and they like what talk about. What I said was that guy's been doing this for forty years. There's still a lot still get there, they still get their doors open, and these guys are legends that I should look. They over the shooting shows and Seventys the poorest in my fuckin mine, when I was nine, their total hacked everything to do with this derivative
now I don't wanna go pay homage to these fuckin great genius. Is there this fuckin hacks and then he said oh yeah. Well, these guys are eighty years old there still working on something workin on why some new, is it landed a the fuckin redoubts of poorest or work. It's a piece of shit that they did the seventies. You wanna why Sid Marty cross our work on anything now said: Marty Data sighed over eighty five- you guys are hacks you're. Not what did it or smart enough or funny enough to compete in today's world? So you have to take your other properties. By the way sucked in nineteen seventy two, but we somehow I have a soft spot in her heart for them and then warm them over and unleash them on a new set of eyes and by the way, turn a new generation of brains too much you ve made it money get the fuck out of the business, you don't know the fuck you're doing the game is passed, you buy only were round when there was no competition and it's fucking war is a bit like a bright farce.
Gonna play into my seventies, now get out in at least Brett far can look up and look the Fuckin mare and say once he was good. You guys were never good. You never were good. You always sought. And now we have a bunch of fine memories of a couple, a rich guys who sucked please and the fuckin matters, take your bundle of cash. No you're, Fuckin House, the hills and then, down at all of us in the city lights and laugh your ass off, knowing that you got rich peddling shit to kids, that didn't know better other than I think they're decent guys. I'm Mr Curl, about you not getting a job as guidance. Now was a mega super cut, featuring he'll jewels that road trip and Gina, grad filling in for news that in twenty ten
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