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live from Bridgetown, comedy club in Oklahoma City. This is the atom. Cruel, was Joe again welcome the governor of Oklahoma Cabin staff with China, grad on news, Brian, on sound of that and will play the rotten tomatoes game plan as it comes as a joke for gene got deleted owner cures, but maybe it thanks! You guys were coming out tonight. We brought the governor. Can.

sitting in the green room with him regular when you're an agreement in seem on tv there. That's a regular but when you're hang around the green room there, just regular dude so I should bring him on. I gotta tell you we went out to the arts district. I don't know we're hips. Their town is by tat I don't know what it is, but first off you guys, Oklahoma. You shouldn't have a hipster part of their stay. I do what I say. I should die selling second hand dress. I can get that on flocking. Mel rose at LOS Angeles. Why does everyone neither cool larder, their talented, Logan bums me out. I want to see people

butter, making clothing, there's a what is what the part of the town, the Paramount Sacho Butscha. Guys with like The hearings like selling your shit that somebody had before, but now they're dead, dad, I hope or whom I would like. Toby Keith working on a fuckin all ran cool people. Selling me second hand. Shit do away with that. It is. I was also do in the river walk. I saw this sonic burger. and then I saw the sonic headquarters. So as you weird, when you see the headquarters right like water and you go there

the psychic. There's a hack corridors. Everywhere they invented hamburgers. I don't know it's weird about them, that that the notion, I guess, is that people are working in a building and not actually fashioning hamburgers but still making money anyway, the river walk was cool Dutch I feel like that. Shit, the water there sitting on terra firma sin issue, it's kind of weird: I was walking persons walking with don't step in that shit like or why me that's, not human sheds, not dog shit. You could do worse than darkshire.

Saw the homeless people underneath the bridge over here. We should stop building bridges. I feel like that. Every time we build a bridge, we get ninety new homeless rebel. Maybe we should stop building bridges homeless people. So we have the governor here tonight because my gift Kevin stood out in I love. I love any. My favorite politician is the politician that says I've just had a business and that I saw how fucked up the state was than I thought I should fix it and then they went into it and go into it and then they try to fix it. And then you go. What do you want to you? After that? They go. I want to go back to my business and, like I literally my work is

here. I can literally just want to go in and fix a bunch of shit and then go back to my family business. So that's what Kevin State does in does I should bring about the governor? Bring the governor governs the rather like Chrome, their camp? Yes, so why cabin a private industry guy in distorted didn't like the way things were being wrote right that that's right man? This is, if you like, I'm supposed to be stand up. Comedian following you listening so little examinating up here I'll tell you that well good news is. Nobody expects anything on. Nepal,

Patients are so low one knocked backyard. This group is gonna rob, but so you hear what you say: third generation Oklahomans Algeria, fourth generation of or family, was from Moscow to My granddad was the head that here the authenticity stockyards like Europe down a normal, so and then you go often run a business right which open to stay for college and then move at all I'm a little more neutral. Now that I'm governor sober sooner, I big Bedlam gay today on another myself caught that but move its also met my wife and then started my company just was there for twenty two years and, like you said, get six children and we got fifteen hundred employees at my company. We do business

Will you stay except when I travelled other states and saw the momentum there were getting, and I just felt like our state was a little. You know down the adoption in the people. I will see us all was run. It was just a typical career politicians. So that's why step in rain right so and sub seen similar stances and platforms and certain business and like what we do, let's fix it better, let less regulation more business friendly. I dont come from California, it's going to drive with points, so going to send in a war to gather Newsome? I've of California, as

economic development of the year for the state of Oklahoma. I had no one has done more for others day. Is it You know this term in Oklahoma, but it's a mitzvah, I'm not jurists? California, learn a lot of June terms. Its amidst all other states that Gavin Newsome is presiding over one of the biggest economies in the world and just right.

into the ocean and it it's it's kind of insane to me, but I don't know like I'm. I'm really curious, like I have a lot of intelligent people say to what end like. What's what's the endgame? What's he doing? What do you think is going on and all the smart people I deal with? Go I I don't know, I don't know what he when he's doing, what he thinks is gonna happen to do. You have any idea. I have no idea why you would be running, belong mosque, gotTA, California, why you would be

packing businesses? Why you would try to regulate unto death? When you talk to me, that's why we want you to move to a home in your whole yeah. So what are you still do out there? Now? I have no idea a verse of waiting for a kiss, a graduated high school. I really like my head and thereby becoming eyes spurs, all of a home is now finally open. I was ever in a couple of nine ninety eight percent of our schools were opened the entire time and they were coupled with a big school districts that I've just been hammering there Finally open. Do you imagine, can you imagine trying to teach a first greater to read visas

it's just unbelievable what we ve done to this entire international year. Yet my kids, I mean, thank God, there were really polish material. Was it a word about it. There's a lot of kids are falling through the cracks they need to go to school habit, just the sort of us socializing part of it. My kids were supposed to start Highschool high school. That's the place where you pop your first there and you get turn now to go to. The problem may be cut from the J D basketball team. Like all those rich experiences my son and I look forward to it. Just doesn't virtually at home. It's come up. whereas arises, we can fully reopen the whole time

yeah. I know it's almost like, of course, California's were closed down and we got spiked probably harder with covert than any other state, and I do love the people that are trying to draw straight line through the locked downs and the cove aid and a spikes in the cove it. It seems to me that the states state open the kept there were friendly. The business that kept the schools open didn't get hit any harder and probably much less so than California right yeah. We really want to put a graphic other with Oklahoma per capita case in California. We all related, it looks almost identical and we have been fully reopened since last June, radically different than the lock gonna. California, I just know, do basically let me explain the retired in California. Their thing is like look

we're football team we're not getting first downs whose ruin punt on third down. Then then Oklahoma and Florida and taxes are going, don't Pont on third down any more than plant on second tat, that's a said showing the way their thinking. It's well, there's more united, saying the whole time is impossible to have zero cases in your stay murmured. The term fifty days to flattened, occur right right right, and so you can't make a decision based on one set of fact. You have to think about the health of businesses, the health of schools and obviously the health above all means, and we ve taken a balanced approach in open. It's been the right approach, you're, starting to see other states jump on board. With this, we now have a budget surplus going into this year.

Other states other states, New York, our bodies up their habits in billion dollar deficit that their facing Europe. of those new Yorkers. You hate those assholes again quit his canonize. Like a couple of things like You know you guys were the fly overstates, let's be honest, we had sorry, you guys I mean saying as they get delay in New York and they always made funded flyers days with the fires. Dates are taken ass now and it's all the one like the holier than Thou hipster states that are taken in the keys there, and so I agree there, not your friends and media variety. It's over there in New York City, but

I kind of wonder if this is going to be. You know. I think this whole covert thing his in in a way kind of opened up a lot of thinking. People are thinking like we could do soon meetings. Now, when we re person, foreign wiccan order stuff on Amazon Grub up and like we don't, we don't need to be in person for everything all the time like. I wonder if there is an actual sort of geographic demographic version of it s like a you know when I was young lives like live in New York, you live in allaying eleven, Chicago or Boston, otherwise you don't really exist and a lot of people are technical and light when the Carolinas. Now it's a better work. Life really live an open with cities like it's. It's it's a better way of life like I'm,

During an end with all the southwestern hubs, and openings and stuff like that, become I'm wondering if this may be the sort of jumping off point to American sort of gone, we can live in some of these places that we didn't we could live in before in their God. Damn free like we can show up. We couldn't floor or lie plus a predator way of life in these countries. They gonna gotta Malibu twice a year that jump on the South West Flight,

Zira everybody would be better than I was he makes Babby. You got those pictures of John Pauper. so I was telling you guys the other day that with- I went out to dinner with John Popper from blues traveller, guys amazing, Maison Tower Amazing town and he likes guns, and I was like people, Oklahoma City, they, like guns, so slight, he was telling me he goes is tell me all about his guns. he's telling me

Had a squirrel come into my whole, the other day, No word this one's gonna say come down stairs and against swirl and my house, you have his cabin. He lives in like a cabin with a fault, the time ceiling whenever So John Popper from blues traveller lives in this cabin and it goes a come down. Stairs score. what happened. Survives shrine issue the squirrel out of the cap and the problem. With animals, weird, like human, so work that way, I could be said to human

doors open. I need you to leave otherwise I'll have to fuckin shoot. You had the human one go to the wrong side of the room right. The human would just go out the door, that's the way we work with animals. You go look, look I don't wanna kill you just go out. open door. They go fuck it I'm going to hamper the major the doors, open, so John open the door. squirrel, the go out the door, but that is currently got the door. This world one from like the top, cabin Sir John Popper Blues traveller, he thought well go, get my pistol bad you got a pistol that the Navy Seals years, it's a twenty two.

But he's got a cycle in sir bill. Do it it's like for killing people? Why from a short distance. It. He just send me the picture that is like it's it's a twenty two it'll work. They are right, goes and is twenty billion silencer any shoots the squirrel inside of his house? And yet of the squirrel. This girl, This has a point hall. So weird is like all the sudden all you assholes one squirrels squirrels The rats with big tales, like squirrels, you probably ran over nine squirrels on the way here tonight, but all jobs of sport

inside so shots were squirrel. The back with the twenty do this died. Dad John took her picture We sent to me. but here's what I love about John Popper from blues traveler I was like. I was like texting back and forth of them today and I was like it John of doing a show in Oklahoma City tonight a site like those. now it is like. Ok- and I said I said I said John. I think they will This story of you shooting the squirrel in the back mind. If I tell the story about you, shooting the squirrel in the back, and you know lotta celebrities a word about being cancelled, then

cancel culture, pressure and squirrels and he's like? Oh yeah, tell instead, he says, He wrote please do internally proud of baking that shot in my bath wrong. Do that fucking pussy favours I got our common problems were breed eyes, like a giant, could tell a story about you: shooting the defensive squirrel, the backside! Please you Bathrobe Edit Bauer Fuckin shot that firm and dad? Please tell them that I did it

That's why you guys should all of blues traveller. Do we have Brian and gene and tell them again out there. Tina Hydride. My job I have just signed a Mexican bore her school rights. Man are you up to Texas to visit the devastation yeah terrible. Terrible nor used for their attacks by national legislation,

But I will say it all: crowd there in the whole of Asia GO packers. Man present present by this is open, homeless, City North Idaho can turn now says, may come of the place. Ass, a thing with borders that guy before you He wasn't fire immature governor of Oklahoma, no jokes man said no punch, pushing no present by The governor Kevin's did his name. And even having jobs. Gonna gonna run a mass man who is right,

Why weren't a mask is your alone rather dog. Here man come on come on. Nineteen I know you're here I was just talking Let us show we're doing about deck the vaccines out to the teachers, so we get doubt so in California, we gotta get the whole. Less vaccinated and then we gotta get the prisoners vaccinated and then we might be able to get the teachers vaccinate. It seems to me like a weird ordered you wanna get no stir the dogs mention homes, save all a man safe school, I regret the nose the kids under five feature, go my height

yeah I'd only a bit. The kids is not dangerous for the kids, it's not dangerous. For the dog's president. Five we need ended was not used. You projector. I'm not here to argue with your up there telling your jokes. Your thing we're proud of. You got three trillion episodes today or proud of you. Man, we'll get nervous. Let me let me ask me about that. You got this poverty relief bill. One point: nine trillion so much of that money is going to different accounts. It's not all about covered relief. It's about raising the minimum wage that monies goin off shore. Other money is going to.

similar Kane men like wise and more it just focus on covert where we start with horses, playgrounds, spread and about a man I'll seasonal work should go for. Where's, your mom. Morgan I get it. Others go beyond the swings fire quarter for sniffing to come. I don't want to live in the past with Governor Quabos underline a fire

You called him the gold standard a few months ago for government yeah, he's issues the gold standard that risk and all kinds of trouble with the return of the elderly to the girl go go, go, go, stand, remands, guy, he's, he's drum account all dead peoples that no used, but then there's the me to situations where you two men to come on. Everybody everyone is save either the nuclear college right. That's four year: six like Victor's, not a dude is emerging as a letter man

the represents resents turn. Now it's it's them You too, you man, please stop giving up the nuclear cards! Mr President, your cue band surveillance airplane for the fifties river. Without you, man, whither without new man, you gotta, know in the streets. May I can't be gone down there. Take a loving shoes sorry present abide now blogging about Governor Cuomo, and me too. Who cares what a sexual preferences club saw? Nipple has no longer has a good time You know what he was also accused by a second aid today. Second, here's guides

you get a strange man. Packs go outside right here, go near the thing, Our I'm just saying you call them the gold standard a few months ago. Do Stand by that girls who were drowned calmer you'll, be such a good Gomer Governor one Cornelia war. That's it the highest? for public servant is an actor I shall we

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Then wait whose In the present process, by by Jove, Ireland can crack this job yeah owl, so go ahead. Dawson all right. It's hard to believe the item corrosion celebrating twelve years podcasting, it's safer reason. Time really does fly and it's hard to remember what was going on in February, two thousand and nine when the show first began, but thankfully the internet can tell you just about anything so this week, we're flashing back two February, two thousand and nine. and only discussing the movies that were in theatres guy. This hard cast first began a K. Only the best movies released in February. Well, right off, the bat is looking like early. Two thousand nine was not an amazing time for cinema.

We saw this film, restoring the king of Queens himself Kevin James as I'm all security guard who takes his job waiting seriously when one of sensors little helpers take some holiday hostages. It's up Paul blocked to save the day from two thousand and nine. Paul blurred, mall cop wow, spin, twelve. glorious years. There is every time we pass through Burbank Airport, which we did when we left to come out of my city yesterday. It is always kind of funny when you have to walk to year. Terminal has herself bad. We are Samaritans. You can fly two thousand miles across the country,

eighty nine box, whether we after walk four hundred feet like off, but guess what fuck it air conditioning in this Naxian, this Starbucks. Imagine all the people came here. Died Donner Pass picturing us walking through a par printed terminal. At Burbank go and what are we were gay eleven see this three be off pass for rafters between here and there. She is an abortion flock, a God. Damn it still is carry me, and I see this is bullshit. So had walked all the way the end, but I didn't see it Burbank Airport there's this thing that drives me nuts Chris

see it when we walk through their teeth. They got the weird try car cop Mobilizing mobile either have taken a picture of it before it's like two big tyres in a small tyres like a weird. It's like a weird lark for cops and, and its also like. I guess the cops could get on it and move their way through the terminal by the fish it goes down. I dont think that thing ever as a full charge on the batteries and whoever's on it is gonna get passed by eighty. People running daylight before they get there, but I am also like. I know that thing cost twenty nine thousand dollars in its is blocking sitting there in the corridor with the Little Burbank Pd Badge on it. We take a picture that thing. Chris must have a pitcher.

I found when similar role can put it that way, just sits in the corner and does not and every time I walk past it is, and how much of that did. I pay for Adam the last two times. I've seen at the front tire was flat: they leave it out their rights, the metaphor thrive, and in nothing puts a puts a scare shivered the spine of a potential terrorist alike. Try cycle with a flat for entire life The new face about Canada has to go to the barbaric airport. Go oh shit to try for the flat tire. Let's move on so I walk past yesterday now think about Paul blurred, mall cop, as ass by and then I was thinking

entire movie is the name Paul Blocker ride ball cop, it's it's all in the title that they're moving. So I think it's the tidal it's not the movie. I've seen it with it is it. It is what it is. The critics are gonna hated, you guys locked in say: thirty, seven, Northern lower twenty, eight, MR by president busybody pressure by our common Gaza cyborg. Cyber shot leave is one I therefore really poor. Blame lies.

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I'm always seventeen. Seventy Paul blurred Malkovich is rotten. before my god. Next up, we have the ultimate bride Zilla face off. Kate, Hudson and an Hathaway plays best friends turned for enemies when it clerical air causes a clash in their wedding dates: Gostar increase brat from two thousand and nine bride wars. I think they came up with the title of this movie before they actually wrote the movie sites. In Hathaway, even best friends can share the same wedding day our present, inviting do you see this one?

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You ve heard comment. Ok, so you think bribe wars is a hundred percent Iverson. Say, bride wars is forty one percent- oh my god, forty one to one percent, says Paul Brian, that's crazy! Right! you guys are much nicer than I am, I'm just glad to be on the podium either way, I'm go in twenty six. Twenty six percent. well bride. Wars is rotten. Oh yeah, at eleven hour I needed do I needed that present right. one hundred percent on this What happened here sums wrong. So popular

spilled over our eyes. For several years before straight out a common became a smash it. This OPEC about the rise and fall of wrapper Biggie smiles played a newbie theatres across the country. The film also features celebrity takes on Tupac, secure jobs, Did he comes little cam among others from two thousand and nine. The Tories It's a real! That's another existed, neither president by you down with the rap community. Is it better small mariners to fears Sharia? My pick, my fear in real time Bryce wars.

That resisted next will be. There came up after Paul bar That may be a judgment. Cars here gonna give him, I believe, divine helping bride George Rear Favorite movie Charlie one now Victor better, Can we really should stop him from getting out the nuclear codes? I I I I kind of remember this movie. I do it's gonna get some points from the critics because figures smiles is dead. Everything to know so I'm gonna say. sixty to one lower than thirty. Eight I wanna go one hundred

You one hundred on ride war. that's right to rule wartime turn towards Cheer I'm split the difference and go fifty fifty five. notorious. Is rotten at d to thank here, close, Our next film is on a New York Times best seller? That was once featured on the Oprah Winfrey show it's an ensemble comedy featuring several interconnected stories about the highs and lows: love within all stark asked, including Ben Ass lack Jennifer Anderson, drew Barrymore, Bradley, glow and Jennifer Connally, not

infused with Gary Marshall movies like mother's day Valentine's day or new year's eve, and also not to be confused with love actual leaves from two thousand and nine just not that end. Do you through. Him so. This movie has a bunch of people better big stars and not big stars simultaneously. It's weird that all these movies came out the month. I started my podcast, although Nothing they thought of it. That way with a large one. Corollas starts, is hot carts gonna be Bait London. So what is

first, our president, Joe by what do you think you see? This is a fantastic event as fair partisan, You'd think rises. It was again ratio never laundromat Bob Baluchi Starkist commissioners? But this isn't? France is a feature. This is another route feature. Fischer BC, turn over Suez. Now, This is it is, it has I'm afraid this is in it by the AIR France in new strategy with Swimmin journal blocks. All him see up with is that France is this a feature boy. Maybe they are maybe there they work together as one of sun. Now I thought we had earlier Nobel Prize friends, friends

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And with rich people right alongside them in their penny farthing. That's right! That's! Ok! That's what they did before the pot gas go ahead. why are they didn't? Do that didn't sit in theatres and subject ourselves to another Tyler Perry Clusterfuck in this particular train wreck? Medea wines up behind bars because You guessed it Her temper got the best of her we longed for the days of earnest going to jail. When we attempt to watch two thousand nines, Medea goes to jail, yeah the thing most about Tyler Parry the character. is how its celebrated by folks, like oh process like Oprah, would have Tyler Perry on her show and celebrate Tyler Parrys agree. Do you know role model the black community itself?

have you ever watch Medea all Do you guys, like Medea, is conflict the resolution is pulling out a pistol and pointing added everyone's had and yelling I'll put a cap in your ass. So every single movie that Medea stars and when someone says the Medea, something with the doesn't like Medea, pulls out a fucking pistol and puts it in the face of person she's having their disagreement with. I would argue, not a great process for conflict resolution in the black That's just me:

probably not the role model that Oprah his saw, fit to keep so much praise, but ok, Medea has gone to prison. Let's see I so that they about Tyler, Parrys, Tyler Perry used to get started drove past. Like gaze black dishonor Appalachia, like recurred to renew ass, all even those is garbage and its work. embarrassing? And if so, why do we would never making fun of it by the silent prayer Bremer passed with wherever get shit, because more progressive and review movies ply pilot. we ve got to prison real life. The critics were onto Medea this boy,

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before you make fun of her one hundred fifty thousand dollars a month but she's at last summer, a group of mobs from her Catholic School School started a crusade to get the boys kicked out. They even gave an anonymous envelope full of photos into the school of MRS Poindexter. Two weeks ago, Crystal Jackson was removed as the second great room. Mom, and now an email from school principle says the kids must find another school does the first of those everything eventually, everything just turn a porn, eventually right, like indeed you're driving along one of those canyons and malibu you're going down laws. Virginal campaigner Malaga can drive through there and they have these old carts on the side like in the dirt runoff cells

the guy soundly bonds. I planned see ourselves that, MR me already so the other guys sound like the cut up can alone, but eventually for years from now pull over scare me some chick for their pussy open right, like everything, eventually it Starts off as this is something and then use all turn support right, as everyone else Turns the porn eventually so school teacher, sir melon cards, bonds? I plants I get at all like theatre probably started off, is something right. The internet was legal. Here is a good way for kids or injured to do homework at home and then I'll just turns into poor ride. Might yes,

started off as professor setting each other stuff colleges, researchers and one right now. It's knew it was a way to look at medical journals right. I think, President Joe? Did your party Gore invented the internet right, Herself zero vice presupposes a really nice is. My friend is back here in his garage with his friend apple to man. They ran like, like a top, so but also are we pass the stage of even judging more, like the teacher sends out naughty pictures and teaches the kid like in also, could you imagine when you guys, red junior high grade school, seen pictures of your teacher like scantily clattering porn, I'm in them

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was the name of her first movie that genus she probably did the themes four, but inside Europe Why is this is used to count for something? And now everyone's is doing something so well To your point. If I may move on to the next story, I don't I don't. I be remiss if I didn't you q girl that you are kind of into at least her vibe Julie. Carlos she's, the one that was heckling, Lebron James and said my husband, I'm going fuck you up in this whole thing. Well jam. Soda has now offered her de grand to appear in an hour long triple x can show our case. That's right If we know who you are, I you money, so we can see or pussy hold on

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a guy. while we know what cylinders are right, sir Oklahoma. Sooner wet The sooner the wagon train, your wise call the sooner satellites than later spill differently. Oh, it's called the sooner because word, allowed become over the border, but they did anyway. came over sooner I miss a country where we just name shit what it was unanimously like this. This wagon came across this arbitrary stripe in the desert before the other wagons did so we'll call it sooner. I guess.

California. We call it a dreamer. That's what we do in California, we give everything euphemistic titles, and then we can't do bad shit had to agree we go like, who are these illegal, sir and the country, those early legal, sesar dreamers we'll take it? what dreamers and shovel back into hundreds like take to reimburse you can't take a dreamer. That's what I was thinking about. You- can take it a legal and thrown back in the Rio Grande, but you couldn't take a dreamer dreamer and shut up. It's it's like dreamers like we're going to find all these guys are just sitting down, leaning against a tree, writing poetry, and then grab them and shut the ball back to Nicaragua,

so the sooner ers came over and thus the covered wagon was called the the sooner right eye. Wait schooner sooner waiting. Fuckin shit was pull the schooner ride. This, The ship was a schooner, the mud, Beer was call this schooner. I went to a craft, your place today, I ordered a triple ip address: evidently knows invented the quad IP address. Like all downgraded a triple idea, the guy gets me the schooner. pours about that much in the way and then

hey, what's up with the poor and Agus its innate ounce porn us like there would take it back and make it Fourteen hours to do that. We have to prove you can fill up the fucking cop deck or smaller fuckin tat.

Don't do that move where you get a sixty now come up and go half way with my goddamn beer go get an ounce cup and let me see slop over the top. You checked with the sea cop, put on a beak up and let me see it even go get a tea cup and let me see your little teddy's wilting inside this emporium raw, such tests of banishing in its not appealing to see how they see the groups in the beer. He me over. The top is nothing fuckin war. Depressing I give this guy. If you wanted a corona for this guy would have went all right. Let me just dumped some of it out in the sink half a bottle.

but the line and there at a gallop corner it. Can triple ip address like like three just up on the things are still two and a half inches above gonna talk to get a fucking money. I get a move on like this seem like there's a lot of beer and this guy. It's a need, our support, What for wise or even the nay rounds for what pussy invented an eight hour. Whore appear like hey, I like beer. that? Much DR later on this year. I just want a little bit of air. There, tat Percy their separate, also sake. Let me say this The beer poor should never be below the wine poor.

The wine poor like an eight hour- I think they can do it and Levin outs poor, like they did the beer poor, always needs to be above the wine poor, but this was an eight hours poor. So I was like will take it back to Fuckin thing on the wall. That's got the handle on and get it up. Pirate is weak. Your twelve hours for gas. Thrill me with the twelve hours for by the way MR eight hours poor, you invented something that previously doesn't exist at appear world. There is no such thing as a fucking Aidan Spear bottle twelve sixteen, its twenty two. It's one size is happy sizes, tall boy, it's lashes, alcoholic there's, no such thing as a fucking. Eight out spheres are gonna fuck back there get well. You know it's funny the beer,

Stein, the schooner school. Where's graduated the schooner head numbers on his head. Like a twelve sixteen, you that move can I hope they like you. I hope I never see again move where they go. Look. You know go and you go into the air. when these go into the burger king and you order. Fries and they give you a catch. A packet in you, Can I get a free we're catch a packet and they they do that so progressive. I never went to sea again, move they go down other care report, the box they just fuckin jump it on your head, yeah, there's a hundred twenty eight package, fuckin chow gotta, ever ass river, you gotta go over the top. I was lying. when this guy gimme the aid ounces of Peter light about. We pump it up a little bit

the twelve out of this year. Impress me the guy goes back. Ok, now she's gonna, fuckin top it off at hand it back with what right to the twelve outspoken live. What right to the fuckin twelve hours inherit backroom? What a fuckin purse come on, giving elects a poor there we're talking about sooner schooners rumours weighed the sooner is the wagon right It's a wagon Schooner is the beer and it's the bow. and then the wagon she was weird for me, because I grew up in LOS Angeles. So I didn't know where anything was and I only knew the football teams run, but no any terms

So the Opel homeless sooner we're like, I, don't know, Gomer Boomers. You now like What were really got. Fucked up was like the the pin state. Neatly: lions. Nine from north high- where do you think I noted did me now Geez was the nifty lines, Z, Penn State, nifty lines and that it was the Nebraska corn hustlers who the fuck me what a husky or was or was it a thing? I didn't even know. I thought porn came in Cannes even know it was a bachelor walls. Like my dad, but the can ride on the stove. He was such a chef.

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Yes, sir. I go ahead with one another. Hello, see you guys hate People s listen! I think this is a a statement. You can disagree, one way or the other with the politics of a politician, but Nancy Policy seems shit crazy, she said Eighty year old woman, whose brain is being eaten by civil, is

do you love? She says it courageous errors, you never stop luck, inflammatory guns about as worrying mass and then goes through my hair salon in San Francisco gets a fuckin hair died boy, and then we take pictures of and put up on, the news that just like that was set up. You think that's how hair salons work, you're, crazy old country like had got a great business plan, let's see if we can set up a lotta high profile politicians. So where did lockdown the evening news? The I know will do bring Nancy Policy, and here I will tell her. We're gonna die air routes and by the way, with your eighty, it's not just the right, We have to die your brain certain heart where to go much deeper than the routes. So let's go hidden die Nancy below these roads

well somehow worked a ruse out where she takes a mass scarf and they will take a photograph and they will set it up and she said about a bitch she's like other than hair salon. Owes me an apology and her retarded constituents who I can agree with her in the mainstream media. We're like legible closely like she's an insane person like you. Can you can say what you wonder about the cabins Theatre day in French or whatever, but when you get didn't Nancy Book, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, the bat shit, crazy, retarded transcends transcends politics, the locking knots

during saying I dont know if the apple I dont know, if symbolises eating their brain, I dont know if they ever had a fuckin laid stand on by like it's one thing to just be disagreement: Euro, their smart people on this side there smart people on that side, these fuckers bitches or nuts. I have no idea what people live well, why people go along with these people or even to defend them policies always up there. Talking now, she's nuts. I can stop about white suppressed I love this all day by name. closing one alive. Eighty, one years old, you won through the first Seventy nine years, you're alive with no. White supremacy. Now, for the last three years, your lives can be all white supremacy,

We had served at a certain point. We just age these people out, like you, know, air but airs, and they like Europe, commercial airline pilot. You can fly past sixty eight. You know like your to all your your reflexes, our fast enough. We wouldn't want you in charge of the seven seven seven that's going to Singapore Why can't we take the needs? Pelosi said the world and put them in a tray, Boucher and just fireman to the Fucking Bay they're worthless other than that she's, a dear friend have a great respect. Unless in people They come talk and shit about these people, because this is politics in its ten minutes. All I am, Maxine waters. Twenty one years ago, when I was

politically incorrect and she was walking knots back that, like I literally talk to her back, age and she was a knotty old coup back then south. believe you me. This is nothing new with these. Not jobs. Aren't let's be one world one more new one, but animal wanted to say I came from California shut up with. Auto fan, Addy a bunch of us Bluidy Axis and Ohio. We live next bore tiger Tiger tire, we're partners

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thing is like. If I just run into a dude, we can have an exchange, but if I saw really focusing on your nipples gonna be a distraction. So's like you and I were on the street, and I ask you for directions every five. If you put your shirt over your head are playing with your nipples it would it would go down a road that I don't want to go down and think about guys for the Pierce nipples, your forcing me into that alley. Every time we talk and then all I can ever think about when they see nipple piercings is what that shit. Caught on something you're gonna be like what is Europe. Benny huh and it's hot.

and your shirts off and the guys going to do the fucking, flaming volcano and the spatulas flying around and he's thrown the shrimp tail up onto his. Sheriff had at some point. The fuckin thing goes a little out of its orbit grabs nipple rang the nipple, those flying, table there's a special needs that young girl, There were make a wish type situation in Person AIDS people. Why should sign it I'm sure it's happened a thousand times, but I just keep thinking about what it's gonna get caught I don't even I feel

I don't know what happened. Do were Dixon the zipper didn't used to be a guises ether dicks caught the zipper is that all velcro but of guys just figured it out I do a move. Well, once get your dear. In this chamber your days are being casual with the stepping up of the pants. Moreover, like I do, will move like I'm doing a dance like out through the time warp like I'll, take a piss, and then I put my dick back and I physically. I will go to full squire. Get that dick back there. Tiger King guy he's got the nipple rings. Also you gotta figure. If he's got the nipple rings, what's he got down stairs right? You gotta have a few Dunbar.

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name something after you what is it a sandwich? Delicatessen, a different! What is it a shit? Shit shit Lummix. What could it be we take a fishing. How can we put it down a guys you red Brown? Then we blasted out just pass the corona of his head and we just put a big who, upon their like then arose with more than seven That's named after me. That's what we call because of my long history and pudding spheres through my cock, a word. It is come from where

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again? Oh shit, it's over! It's not gonna golf again, I'm still my kids use ethical yourself because Tiger Woods isn't gonna Gulf again, though the about it for life. Where did Prince Albert compromise were ok. It's it's unclear, but people believe somebody that the piercing helped his penis hang in an aesthetically, pleasing an entire trousers which were the style of the day. and while others suggests yet baronial disease and had the piercing in an attempt to straighten has been how whispered word so, the prince our then he did get a piercing I believe he did it in his lungs One is a pioneer: he's a rose, a part of tat,

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walk around and I always thought it some point, one of those guys gonna have to skin their poor road, I mean logic with wood would suggest that at some point we start. What have we been kicked up? those guys, tripped and went down either pool and then their dick way Just took him down. Davy Jones locker. the paramedics would have to fish a Mister Dick would be holding them down to the deep ban. my grandpa went their way,

Prince Albert who was Prince Albert. He was actually somebody and they he put it, put a hoop on this Yeah he was a husband of Queen Victoria eighteen, ninety Osborne. Eighty nineteen died in eighteen, sixty one then, and I think he was the grandfather of Hoops index I don't have you the grandfather, I just know he did it and he was. It was named after a map feel like it's a little a dubious to say that one way to hang in his pants ray. also he's probably is also from the Jura of markings right back with me.

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