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Mark Geragos Live From West Palm Beach (ACS Nov 24)

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Adam and Mark Geragos open today’s live podcast from the West Palm Beach Improv talking about the avalanche of legal troubles Donald Trump will face when he leaves office. Bald Bryan and Gina Grad join the show next and Adam tells a few jokes about how long Obama’s new book is. After that, the gang plays a spirited round of “Blah Blah Blog.” Before they wrap, Adam takes suggestions for a round of “Adam Carolla Is Unprepared.” Thanks for supporting today’s sponsors: Sling.com/ADAM Lifelock.com enter ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM TommyJohn.com/ADAM Geico.com
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live for me and brought in West Bomb Beach. Florida Adams yesterday Mark carriers who gina grad on news all Brian on sound effects and will play a spirited around a blah blah blogging, and now, since these on the EAST Coast era, goes, is going to sue the Atlantic Ocean gag on mandate it on and welcome the show a man brought Smart Deryck S. Overland mark. I personally witnessed mark having five shots at the key in the lock,
our in twenty one minute. I think we're probably gonna make it six now, with someone had done her LEO there, special market, ease, lubricated and he's ready to tackle all the tough legal questions of today so mark. When We were doing our podcast reasonable doubt in here about what was five tequila shouts ago by death and by the way, three were shots, but to work sipping tequila, which mark turn these mark turn last slip into a shot he did a double. I saw double Adam Apple, move on that First things. First, ok, how many people, whose
What a grub does everybody we to drink minimum at say, onstage its aid to drink minimum? great render them more thrall. Everybody toast my friend, my friend, the bar, the Mark TWAIN of his generation Adam parole. Thank you. Europe for those of you who don't know back Backpack Dale, we that was Susie, you may ask, as you add our waitress at our hotel, who say two key love, you're and talk mark offer the dont, be argued, nineteen, forty two and she gave a fish meal. I said girl I need to promote you, she's started talking about how
rolling off the glass and Bob. You know your tongue would be like a rose. yeah exactly and it was very soft landing? Yes, rogue software So why are you so for those of you who don't know Adam, you should do. You should probably get them kind of fish meal. Is that what you're gonna do for it? ok, well, that's good! We're gonna play blah blah blah! That's where celebrity blowhard blog away will play for you guys out in the audience to see. I think, Mark one, the last. I am the libyan Chip Yugoslavia sand in SALT Lake City so will place above a blog will do the news I'll do. I am Pearl China, Robert, who was the what was the winning call? Was ITALY gaga or blue for blood. while blog do, they deserve Are you guys know how blogger blog displayed its super blow? Hardy
Clovy, aiding celebrities, right blogs and we try to guess which one may now there's only one that actually wrote the blog, the other two, we'll be put in there for us to argue over by mark. I thought before we get to that at the end of reasonable doubt. You are sir talking about Trump and trumps path, possibly legal ass to a second term, and then they also the pitfalls of the downfall of why doesn't want to lose because, as we marked mark a unique perspective on it, which is if, if trump lose is he's not just gonna go play golf I've, I
we are making in this argument people people very close to me and not so closely. You don't quite understand at least what I'm talking about and think that I'm kind of law deepen, but so far you- and I have been talking about this for weeks- if not more than that, I have many clients over the years who face prison time or impending indictment or criminal. Jeopardy and Trump is no dummy. Trump knows that he faces an existential criminal crisis. The minute he's no longer, president,
and I have said given that, given what I know and given what he does, it is history. There is no way he is gonna walk out of the White House willingly when he knows it's an existential threat not just to him but to his family, and everybody keeps talking about pardons. Pardons only count for fair they he can pardon absolve him. He can resign the day before it pence. Pardon that doesn't matter. That's all we federal his to both threatening areas are the Manhattan DA's office for insurance. tax fraud and the attorney general of the state of New York, both of which, obviously our state court actions those he knows that he knows that those are things that could ruin his golden years. There's no way He is going to concede. There's no way he is gonna go
willingly as well. is there is some path for you. Maintain power because Otherwise, he outdoor Stansted January, twenty first all hell could break loose, which would this be in play if he was never. President. With with this I look, I always I used to say for over a decade presented, a young man. Who were kind of funny you make fun of him. I'm Chris Brown. Well, you know he's first off. Chris Brown, by Mary is as long as you can dance as long as you can dance, you can do what everyone Michael Jackson's the same way Also a former clearly go
guy molested urals, I know, but he can move right in gaza- is a good dancer. So I had I told the story was I dont know why you're was, but it was more than twelve. years ago. I was asleep, it was a Sunday morning was maybe six o clock in the morning five o clock in the morning. I get a call to buddy of mine from New York and he says I gotta quiet and apply there. There's a arrest warrant out for him. down the easy now away and the Grammy's are tonight and the last thing we want is to be arrested on stage the Grammy's. I said: that's fine, I'm kind of groggy. I said all love meet Me Beverly hills. This vote on each other gives me information. I go into my then the seventeen year old daughters, room penny and whose Thou I criminal defence lawyer and I wake up- and I said Teddy who is Chris Brown and why
is a reality She literally lover out of a dead sleep, and she saw somebody just as dad you're such a loser and- and I represent a Chris for years. There is a tape. Dawson is played. Chris explaining- I'm in court with Chris, and he wants to speak to the judge and I literally told him you don't- speak idle dance flimsy plated, and it was a real problem from crystal myself. So you think Trump is gonna. Fifty fifty chance he gets a thing, the Supreme Court? I think it's better than a fifty fifty chance for Those of you who worked here, I see a couple of you were for reasonable doubt as much as I laughed as much as anyone with the die running down Rudy space
much as I think that the powers Guide game ends, Much is everybody thinks it's ridiculous. I think it's better. Fifty fifty chance That's crazy knows that they have created will fail, They never expected. In my humble opinion, Javert any of these lawsuits on the grounds they were doing what the end game here was ultimately to create enough of, as Adam would say, chaos solve The republican legislatures would send a slight that was lacking a vote for by that roasted into the House of Representatives. That is the most logical case. To get to the: U S Supreme Court. and tat the? U S Supreme Court rule on the issue of whether state legislatures control the game, because if you
Read the opinions by the Supreme Court in the last eight weeks. They keep talking about article two and state legislatures. So for all of you think he's gonna see my humble opinion. I don't think that's gonna happen. Unless somebody promises, him he's got a majority of the state level and I don't see that happening. I think he thinks that this is ultimately going to be decided. u S Supreme Court, is gonna, be decided on article two and the state legislature and if it gets to the Supreme Court, What do you think the rule I like he's got in his pocket right now, a leader was already come out added that federalists, she gave me, concurring slash dissenting this kind of unique. opinion that he wrote in the four four Pennsylvania he already laid. The groundwork for the the art or to electors argument
Ed Cavanaugh in the other. Case and always forget of whose Bisher Wisconsin he already did three paragraphs on article two and the electors and further Have you pay attention to stop and are not illegal geek like me, he had two of the Michigan republican state legislators? to the White House. Yesterday, did they grow up, they showed up, they came They made various statements by this is that think this you spotted conspiracy, theory. If you watch one of one of trumps, architects of this is, can spar, I know, can spark and star was, the independent council prosecuted when, after Bill Clinton, I that change the course of my career. I defended Bill Clinton expert this partner. Susan, do I know what
star was doing the other guy was the mix back that a white water was David. Bossy, David Bossy is now the person that truck named head of elections two weeks ago. The only reason you haven't seen em recently is because David has contracted Corrado virus, the other, the third part of this supposed we all. If you will is the people who were doing the Lee of the architects. if you will of white water, there are all in the mix. All so If this goes to the Supreme Court, Corn, I'm telling you write up yet a handicap. It has always done. Thomas a leader are going to vote with Trump and say
Article two says state legislatures control. Then you ve got a question Roberts. I dont think Roberts. Will, I think Roberts feels like they got a history number one? He doesn't. The weight, shrub treated him, he came out publicly said, there are no appoggiatura judges and no truck judges. I dont think he goes Amy bear who just was nominated, confer too young to to tell then you get the capital Cavanaugh could be the guy so or such boards, which, by the way, is a wild card. So it could go for a trump if it gets to the Supreme Court that happens. Then America burns. We, are going to have to put. We're essentially gonna have to do with the matter
with a member of my built, the AIDS quill, and they just side we're going to cover everything. Aids growth, we're going to do the AIDS plywood quill. We're literally gonna cover the United States with plywood home it's gonna be the greatest day for home. POW Africa, They're gonna sell two hundred billion units apply what and again I want to get too out there, the looters by tat just for by the way, you're gonna. You know I mean I'm in downtown no way. I can tell you what what what are we to day the twenty first saw three weeks. a ripe for the election downtown ally, which you lie board. There I was, I was raised there. I went to law school there, my practices there. I am downtown died. The wool guy, except when it comes to our current retard of a mayor,
The and by the way, for any of you who think the plaza also the worst you're in America. You have no idea what you're Johnny car setting makes the Plaza look like Carl Sagan, ok or What's his name, the science guy Bill, thank you so I not put up plywood, and the reason was because I didn't There was gonna, be a issue now and I will tell you in retrospect. Obviously I was right. I didn't put up the plywood everybody. You did you idiot squad and their insurance companies are not going to pay for it because the insurance companies do what they do. They told the fuck off. There was no riot, so you don't get reimbursed, which I knew they were there, but if this happens, I'm armenian for those of you who haven't been following this art sock, witches,
it's, a straw with Armenia was just within the last ten days surrendered by Armenia to Azerbaijan and russian peacekeepers came in the New York Times articles about what the Armenians in the army. on their way out of sushi, which is obsessed, rob They looked their hopes on fire. They literally just said: If we can haven't, you can have it the our boats lit about fire and there has been more power. I too am I was. I would regard their torch to myself. But the interesting thing is There is the same phenomenon I hear you know we're way Gunnar scuttle downtown alive. You have to leave I know people who have said a good full outside. If this might
thing is. If you have a business downtown, you now have the have those plastic owls that they put out on the seafloor. Aye Sir answered the seagulls, don't fuck with it. You need to kid a plastic korean with A long rifle I got tired Jake by my son. Jake. I've got one of his best buddies, Lucas Kim Lucas. It's: my life like Ben the way in which already outset, cheese I gotta do we'll toes Lucas kid. you got your third show tonight. You get the plastic Korean with the thirty six he's lying down. The put thou along his head for
so the seagulls some thought by the hour we got ball brine over. There would get Gina grad over their care. They're gonna come Gina, they're, they're back and allay we're going to need some blah blah blah blah, keen eyed wonder woman I hope that is literally the only piece of jewelry I'm wearing right now is my will wonder woman that I go. Our society has declined by they made these wonder, woman necklaces and I mission. The guy to make a diamond encrusted what gave it to my version of Wonder woman Gina right back at our genes to Mr Harris
I'm around your neck he's around my finger you're around my neck got it all. I wanted normally use of the Pearl necklace, but this this is the one time he's going to cross it by the way my arms or is he did not slice it with a butcher knife. It was in acted with the corona injury. I happened is this who remain nameless because I wanted excoriated her, but she decided that we need to take an antibiotic just now. My do I've done everything possible to avoid corroded, be compliance by the way too tunnel, one to hug down somewhere, because apparently the virus at ten o clock.
While the grand- but we gotta get out of here whenever I ever lists will start a curfew. I did everything in she goes. I wanted to ask you for bodies, so why she's as its lack of her she prick the finger? Oh your neck, that's fine finally been awaiting bustle. Three days later, the doktor when he was what we were discussing, whether we can amputates said that, got a good move as well again, I'm not a surgeon, but using a ballpoint pan raw applied Paul brine how you do given all the what's happened. Everybody lust lies a bald you're that wheats. You have been a point how about that? Oh yeah! Go and do their duty. Why don't you? Why don't you repeat that last legal question, you add:
Dwayne literally. Oh I'm sorry, I don't even know what I said last. You all think that mark does it give me jewellery, I'm wearing his iron man conquering the word. I didn't diamond crusted. Oh Mister Kara, hang on order. I have left lumber room hurriedly disasters. Do not sides Perigord, that's all right. I just tell you, I love drunk mark the drunk mark, Sober mark is awesome, but drunk mark is even better. I think we can all agree our age we play a little blah blah blah
Let's do that job, it's time for blah blah blah again what we may ask the celebrity with their retarded online. That's why I so we gonna play for people here MAX Van wait, a second, Can we just say one thing: dossier, a reasonable doubt. We had a discussion today about farmers book. You were this. I am aware of the book, I'm not aware of the discussion. You had to be sure to go their own way. Could that voice or the God? ok you're. My idea on reasonable doubt I'll tell you my Obama book jokes, and I did. I did Tucker Karlsson on Thursday and he said
With my jokes were Obama's book? Because Obama's book is so goddamn long? It's I think it's seven hundred and sixty seven pages, one eight, nine and powers of the audio book which he read. by ass. Dawson does justice to decide. How long does it take you? Could you it mistrial. How long does it take you? do twenty nine hours of an audio books. Well. The average of my books are about eight hours and it takes me four hundred working hours, but one together so do the math. Dad Joscelyn didn't just hit, often either rag he's? U dont know that mechanical going on with therefore starts at Lisbon. Silo down in a way is unbelievable
What are you doing impression of SAM Elliot downward? It's down a little? It's it's whatever the opposite of avenue, chipmunks incense! That's! What's going either way that that's about real yeah like two scenarios operating the Chipmunks dishonourable Aurelia yes, you know I gotta by the way I like an honourable early and I dont want to disappoint. You read at Cypher Arbour as like. It's like. Wouldn't women go. What do you mean women? Don't invent things. A woman invented the liquid paper, like so guys, invented satellites, Aspasia and commercial airliners. You guys advantages that you put over typos, ok,
you appoint. A bride arose were responsible for our energy locks. That's that's you say garments our trump more border, that sea role of ours? Oh really, I why you should lead with that one. Instead of you want to know the truth, I'm more impressed by other than the chipmunks. Does that what he said about that boys tried again. No doubt your view that we like and eating alien situation were to our girls get drunk a dolphin sounds like his I'll give. You are given by Obama for long book jokes. I did on Tucker Karlsson on on Thursday. Well, while dollars in Dar Sidney. Ok,.
You're right against migrant, I so here's my here's, my burn long Obama, book, jokes, fur, Tucker Karlsson. I did on Thursday. so one is first one was. I downloaded the audio book and it was so long, my phone? heavier gone. Some days. What would you say That's one was, I bought work on Amazon. It was nineteen. Ninety five, but shipping was thirteen hundred dollar. a little better reaction,
Tucker said: did you listen to the entire audio book and I said now: I only listen to the first seventeen hours on the toilet this morning. Those are my long Obama book. Jugs I don't know what happened a docile, but does it if you're ready to play my law blog we can do is zero. Now. Yeah sounds better. about the design unsure what happened there is an element of it puts the lotion in the Bastille Dawson say it puts the lotion in the basket. We lose the Basque replaces lotion and ask ask if she's a great big fat woman, yes She remembered version in fact version. Her very good good
you're right away and who we all play for. I'm gonna play for this. Do as he was here for reasonable doubt, he's been hanging in the bar for two and a half hour. There are you here, sir. Florida, Sir she's, not ears about the Turk notes this guy's, this guy, we see our resolve your we aren t there you go. R D are play for the guy in the airport. I had a friend you like you, poor fire said dot cabbie here. are you ok out of my. I have a question. If the answer is no- and I have a back up their anti cancer survivors in the audience- oh yeah where can I agree, I think I see somebody regime areas, judging by my
the reaction to as some of my jokes there? Some people had been claimed by cancer or here, but I dont know if there are any survivors over the edge of the northern areas, go with above the closest Bulgaria Well could be those guys. I want to warmly all those wanna hear in here, skies Paul by GMO you're playing for this guy right, yeah, tat, guy, half guy. How can we get this guy with the Baltimore, the Baltimore Ravens so play for him? I still want to know if Dawson would, rather Would you rather have that really low voice? What would you call back. The really low voice- you just said- stake, dont wholly especial with Europe. That would you rather be just stupid.
oh my god, it's all yours, you I'd I'd. I'd, go for the bad boys, yeah! That's what I think aren't you want to hear my Jeffrey tubing movement I wanted. By Geoffrey Tube and Joe is once you get caught, beating all funds zoom we get, start calling you Jeff it's no longer Jeffrey so I've known to be forever. I like job offers considerable break. there were some vicious vicious me railway yeah There were means that show who on with o, who is the on when we was on with at the time that he allegedly all of us allegedly was workin. The word and you have to I wish Chris could see this. Maybe But if you saw this and I'm
Sure that is politically incorrect and I'm sure that I will be excoriated for this, but it was quite it was not born or if it was poor knob. It was like. Ugliest facing I've ever seen where every week, if you, why weaken reenacted for you since we're all gonna it looks. I want everybody to hear your best. We just got Jeffrey tube whacking face one two, three I will say if he was looking at bring a trailer. I've now got more respect for them. What was looking. He was looking at three, very challenged. Humans it's all I will, but I can't put any more. It was beating off the discretion limpets like rock liars,
challenge lax about. You don't find this. I don't know what I'm doing here. You're not only fly coach you're going into the cargo. It was really it was. I don't understand. I always thought that, based on what I side had to be split screen, ok, but where did you find this trust me all he pulled it. I know you know that I close the job. They almost eight were not shy about sending me these things. lotta no discovery. Lupin Tupid was very pop. I think he did it. The tube and stake bogey tops since I am the only female on the show, I'd like to go on record as saying if we were doing his zoom show, and one of you started just just in the town on yourself. I would
tell anybody. I would laugh and I would never stop, but I would keep that tonight's oiled birds know what that's why you can download. Google chrome try it silks about different browsers and- and I would like the same courtesy George, I all blah blah blah gwynplaine for this guy right here we got that we got that guy that guy here we go. Does it work, with a major sore throat and thought about fear. Children and young people must feel ancient and anxious my biggest. Fear wins. And we never have the chance to make a better kinder nation with equal opportunity and respect for all these two things must be a birthright. I care. Jane Fonda now by Rui, Rudy Julia,
Or share here either way: Jane Fonda who's, the middle leather. It's way, if only to now, Three, our share share. I favour an arm and by the way, if you don't know- share armor armor by the way, if I think about the song gypsies, tramps, Isn t she she does she They call this gypsies tramps in thieves, ride like poetic life right, but there were like they call this gypsies tramps in days. We were just good people, you know, but then she he pauses and we'll get some more tequila. Hoddan holier awesome. This is gonna, be ready still as one more shutting out for the sugar. I got here. Another ship
So let us Gypsy gypsies ran transit visas, is that the late just going to be an unmitigated flocking disaster, I'm just going to protect our first forty minutes gonna over what else was wrong with the Jews? He also by the way three hours ago. Yes, we a whole despair. I did so gypsies, tramps and thieves arma right. total arm right sure she's, like we hear from the people in the town, all this to see straps and the boy every night, all the men would come around and lay their money down, so they wore horse one at any rate they weren't trams. They work gypsies.
They were thieves. There were hose. Yes, there are, there were prostitutes, men would come around and lay their money down. Sorry, I too, who is this Jane Fonda Jesus Christ? You can take this shit to the grave essentially meddler. This is tat. This is kind of coin Tarsi if you want to go first, you know the rag chain. I look at that riddler right now. All I think but it's her Aldo really What about? Moreover, hurrah doing is book talked about things better, I leave you under sink honestly. Cats in his book really did not know that. Go Jerry it's a little, but I look even though I am the reigning champ, our mode so I go
if our motion go share Gina. What are you as much as I would love to be back. I don't think either of those I dont think share or Ms Fonda, would ever refer to themselves as ancient, I think, the bat middle or move I'm gonna go with bad meddler brine around. I love you. I mean here make them here. We can area video. You know and I are on the same page. I thought the ancient thing was little self deprecating, which leads me to it than that. Yeah I'm fine, I'm kind of with you with that two other Jane. Could that kind. Joke, ok, I'm gonna go Jane, Fonda Blog belongs to.
the army rabies european. I know about what I see a gene. Turn back time. She might changed your answer. That's all that habits funnybone. Where do you think you're standing army? hence we have an expression of the Jews, say the boys you further down the Goya, so millions for Don armor? Do you know what the expression is odor. which is very similar odor Oh Dar is not armenian. She married she was banging an odour What do you think? I see I dont trust guys who do the transformation, so he was like MR hippy dippy flower. Child and there you are talking about Oda
I know man figure varies from Asia Through, in about sunny bono, Mister While there was a big deal with guys who do a phased plan to do a truly, whether ski, Well, let's talk about the candidates. I'm just saying he was her here, that's good. I mean novelty to keep you haven't and you remember that here's the thing I got it eight hundred horsepower brain you, put out the worry that one hundred horse power world, but you can put a lot of low octane fuel window and it's still notifies you see what I'm saying I I understand I so
point is, as he was, Mister Hippy Dippy flower, child fanny want to palms rings and Emily became Mr Republic in an almost he's, got the time, the blaze, IRAN and all that kind of shit just saying I don't think he ever had a personality. I think he was just a chameleon. I think you resist whatever would make money at the time interest do you know is a second wife. Now I don't Mary Bora yea That's right. That's right! Maybe you'd better Robin Ere. She went she what she was a She wasn't sure she was an hour ago. She was an odour. The ad hoc, A lot of people go, one be armenian. Have you ever thought about that show vans? Who doesn't want to be our baby? It's the majority of the room mark upside. It's just me so jealous.
One, nothing man, I'm telling you raining. She appeared one nothing and where is my wonder, woman right here. Here we got a guy. Does it does impact of climate change affects every single one of us, too often the brunt falls. Disparate disproportionately on communities of color exists separating the need for environmental justice. Every American as a fundamental right to breathe clean air and drink clean water, o c is it Alyssum Olano Deborah messing way was Deborah amassing willing grace or Shannon Dirty now, she's she's dying, says it's gonna, be our best work good yeah. This is a tough one. This is this
This is what we call a reach. Where are you going to start? You look like. It feels very ill. As Ireland shouted don't shave majority She became she's got some Asian. maybe she had a low work done with me. I just thought I was the asian dear. She may point Joe Pines plastic surgery, self she'll be dead in six months, give her a break the ass so this is. It feels very Alyssa, MILAN right because you guys know how climate change disproportionately affects people of color like when they leave the apartment. The sun hit some harder We are worried that affect you. If you're asian even have the correct another told him. Yes,
Dawson. Did you use the word brunt. In writing. I think they think they use that wrong. so could realise that shit and Dorothy. If this is herds, is her trying to get a gig and tv like she's is trying to do in a cave pop. Previously Pre relative she's looking for a deal could what's Deborah messing doing out there obviously Deborah messing? Why yeah how's that way set Deborah messing around Murphy S, making that step I want a year. I want to hear my wonder, woman. What do you think well, no, I agree with adam- I dont think Jabber messing gets enough credit for blowings super hard. So if she's There are. A number of blowing super are hard right, When approached the bench Dawson earmarked for working did, did you
It was the treaty this exasperating, which she sighed or is the word exacerbating. What's what they should have see my microphones wordy your work and you gotTa Boca great she's dead. aspirin, exacerbating. How can I get more complicated Argo, Shannon Dougherty? Ok, Brian, you thought, after the misuse of exacerbating that it was a dirty, now find a way out of it if it was no use, doubts getting almost mulatto, but they use are correctly sermonic Ocean, Giorgio Ethics kind of smaller. where do you mark. As much as I want to go with Cape cod I'm gonna go where other similar, ok, Brien's gonna be exacerbated
The blood belongs to a Lissom Olano carrying everybody. Let me just add that this is a very. This is like I've been called a Hollywood lawyer. I know my people I know my people, you guys, are you guys think into much? understand Robert our heads. You're, always mark. That's why you get that by the way where rainy, there's no way to overcome this deficit is thereby, I think there is. You're gonna lose three in a row and then we would overcome that. But what do we do? We gonna do Denzil verses, fish, Versus what it's called the black simile.
You take black people that our kind of the same I would find it it's. An urban dictionaries called the black. Similarly, when interviewing Denzil Earthen, a fact civil right wasn't enough, am Reuben Samarova improvement, those same Jackson, SAM! Lubin through any call something else. Then it's a black similar situation. I, here. We go championship rounds. It came out. I thought I had the loose three in a row we're going into the chicken brown I've already one we're not we're not the jury is still in the box when you guys go back mark, isn't flying the plane as a Sheila covered to pick you up and stop showing your shoulder.
What do you do and mark you staying in town cited But I love that says I let her alone there are. They take my private jet to mar side your private jet, you took the private, see Susie queue up, we're erratic great waitress jars, headdress right. So did you? Why? And just for this if the IRA is worse, I flew in to meet with a quite right. I get paid by reasonable doubt. and Adam Corolla Show is a quiet as Jeanne? So therefore I did the IRA's rules. This is a business expense, I'll cat, Are you gonna get your private jet back to New York
hopscotch across the southwest white boy, whence the big jets of marks got us. I've got big. Oh, he calls its Malta baby Jasmine Payment baby jet. Aren't we take maybe jack? that's what is whence big jack you gonna be all right. I just threatened the guys who are doing boy is supposed to be ready by tooth it's going your wedding and, if Adam, would the ground and not be running. Cole. I would take you with me: we go back a big boy. oh really, you threaten actually aim all the time. I could do that too, What are you arrange? What's arranged the big boy, big oil go wherever you wanted to go, you wanna go from floor. Would maybe we'll make it away from Florida yeah.
You got a review of the Dallas touchdown take a leak and then you, my boy, will go allay New York outlay. Florida allay Hawaii. Libya organise nice way, Speak boy gunnery, ready this week and by the way we now for those of you don't know, California your California residency yet did Hey you're franchise, that's our fuck! It sure I did. I? Why did we we're just ordered, as residents of California were under a curfew, others Why are you going? You know the corona virus goes while the tenor one for while right now,
three lights come on their Edwin carve out? Viruses are covered with clock. by the way I gotta go to bed in five is, big boy out here. Big boys would be your baby. Is here baby and you- and I am your little wedding- wouldn't give away the bride or the grew we'll go to New York were wasted gaze we'll go hopscotch aright bucket awesome, I was sorry to us and what does through margin, the weed with to everyone else's zip what would you say overtake marks lead with two. everyone else has done that You ok teaching people about racism in a country that brutalized and enslaved black people? separated them and took away
their epoch, economic opportunities with red lining killing, so many innocent language women, with way where eyes red light, red line. Redline redistricting, oh yeah, but so somebody was a baking knowledge Jerry now entering remand or again We then is more political, there are so many innocent black men and women with hate crimes. Is the healthy and just thing to do teaching people about raising in a country that brutalized and enslave black people and separated them and took away the economic opportunities with red lining. Killing so many innocent black men and women with hate crimes, Is the healthy and just thing to do. Chris Evans now gruff alone, or lady Gaga.
One of the things I don't like about blah blah blah. I don't think we should move mixed sexes. Interest either. Do do not do so I don't wait. I know how can the two guys that two years and then the one woman who potentially uses deuce not be dares that doesn't make sense of it you're lucky camper neck is an honest work. Unless, right now Do you know what I would have predicted for the three sunny hostile girl? Why love ok, the next step would have been Jamal Hill and then Lady Gaga, I was given a better. I I don't know. I think that this is this to pretend
I got it makes it more interesting now, if the really open your mile abilities nobly. Who do you think well, Chris? What's his aims are flocking through machine? Dear I'm just going to have a rethink tours I do revellers? What conduce do I I'm I'm going? What is Chris? What as everyone knows what the fuck happened. God I found out lesson. I was done what that guy, I solve on J Llanos Garage, we're down a junior gotta, my special camaro, whatever it was a fuck, automatic as like guide, I'm done with your tears. Go Chris Evans, others, ok, docile also blossom
without a word tuna play. Ok, thank you. God I am. I have picked the these these centres square every time and every time I ve been wrong. So its high time for the centre square, I'm Goin Marco Polo. Where can I hear a little back up for their? Why why? What do you want to do? You know where it is a tool for me. I want a little boy. Logic got my wonder, woman back where we met the logic. You're gonna get any meaning mighty about it. There I'll do way. Why mark rueful, just because of his geometric placement,
look. I will never judge anyone with a five had obviously, but there's nothing about. Ok, that's good! Ok, ball! There's something about his look that I'm gonna go Marco Polo characterizes unseen, usually Evans, ruffle or pretty vicious on twitter, especially like with twelve stuff, so much to go with the board generic lady Gaga, interesting lot of pressure market. What the time that we as a one year than our final act by the way I want, I can't lose so I just got a drink you so what what time would bigger drinking think about racism in a country that brutalized and enslave black people and separated them and took away the economic opportunities and thread lining and killing. So many innocent black men and women with hate crimes is there, the unjust thing to do? red line he really rose before, because
red line? You said Jerry. Andrew Red Lining is a banking. That's why you don't want a lonely. Somebody right, my right Do you think God, I'm talking about red, lining, douche bag, right hundred percent. Do I can do rigour with ruffle douche bag, thou You don't rob. These go ruffle up. Well centres where get reacts, that long blogger blog belongs to mark ruffled. That's why charges seven granted our bread hours, everybody, Jesus Christ, that sophisticated trust.
what is this red wine? I couldn't say red. Why couldn't Gerrymandering is my girl Y? What is your buildable our well? Justice. Standard relevant. What explains why are we all here? We're all Ralph right, there's varies: As a lawyer can charge, one is a flat fee at all. Flattery, there's an hourly, I dont, like contingents, our target is the gold standard That is what makes wonder woman wonder. Woman you could say if I this I get paid this. That is called ok Our only the most I've ever been paid out early
I once did a contingency, on a case that a federal judge appointed me and he told he would pay me one. Third, after rejected by our early, which was a paltry two thousand allow our, and I think that's why I won't charged Thus our just give me a third of what I get. This is that's fine I'll, give you a third and He was very upset when the case suddenly had to pay me seven billion What was that an hour? Waiter was now Glenn right away in Ottawa.
He's writing champion. I here we go. I don't know, what's mathematically possible, the garriga us at this point, but here we came away in the change you won right. I have one Brian Tuna, there, we both did Rep allow Yes, centres rise I got us a docile boy, it does. I was defending you and say no future of the planet. do how many hours with the audio book twenty nine twenty nine hours? Why would they take you a thousand hours to do a long time yet longer than the found? What would you have to write you a check for not only with the orient and housing, seven million.
I hear we remind you, leave the winner is going to be getting the person there playing force and Tommy John and the next block. I will always choose hope even if there is no reason to because very choice? Can ignite civilities, We can never let despair. Have the word. Is it Corey blogger, Pamela Harris Or Nancy Pelosi last evening. You know these people right eye, corny. I know well
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because that's all you're lighter press, but that's that that's, not what I said last week, he's out, Palazzo always do about you so sure to fail die. Regards that very choice can ignite possibilities. We can never let despair have the last word yeah, it's Corey, bugger, it's very corey! recent Koreas cobble achieving and taking court Jeanne whether you think case between my route, often Keegan Michael key, ok, well, being I'd, be an idiot. Do not go with what mark says, but let's make it interesting. Also, Camilla saying this that are brine. I'm not. I do my best work when a mathematical eliminated is for sure corrib worker
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after years of one more its academic. What will be one more I'd like to do one of my clients, but we do want Dawson just by clients. I should do marks client addition, sausage, Chris Brown, when odor wider, Michael Jackson, column cap. tearing throw some of my clients aside, one Colin Mark: don't you encourage your clients not to tweak? No, that's me I've been sued for its way. What about justly smaller, let's go and you'll, see, ok by the way. as everybody watched My second favour comedian. You know my first favorite is right. Funny! Guy right do you know, Dave Chapelle Dave Super, so
does what is a Juno's left branch, the french comedian Juicy Somalia is why she gave chapels. A copy of what networks Bravo, yeah foot starts off. He talks about like they. because Chris Brown first time I heard ray yearly. Henrietta Dave says I heard about it. I said with the bitch: do I think you're, ok, skies general, very talks about Paul Capital, says guy took me we shouldn't you know he should never have to work again. Ok go go for they want Michael Jackson. Those guys went to school the next day. They claim that Michael Madame said Dick who's. Gonna come about Michael Jackson, some day be with you
forty minutes into the show, because now to talk about it. For a tractor, his name is juice, drew says one I literally on my couch and those who have no idea. truth is says that it took me fifteen minutes, variety was thought I'd just fifty my colleague just see the next day justly was that abuses I will What is the standing of that case? Wurzel Tang, justly has never been convicted. Just see was never they dismissed the case. The aid dismissed. The case a manual who is the biggest pieces shit that ever exist, who now, by by the way
is talking about making a cabinet position. Falk robber made right. This guy covered up quite big Donald and now he's like I'm here he went out. Kip fought the thing. What happened in this case was so you'll vocs dossier the reduced herself there There was a. I should say this because the case it I'd ever tasted done earlier. I got fill us. There are no one's gonna hear this one's gonna hurt. Yeah, bald, viewed, The case is I've got right now, whether enshrined liver queues, or can be removed, case because a bad night discussion on a reasonable doubt, you carry out a true true true literally
People are trying to remove me from cases because I do show without its awesome. my friend, was the railways may also. I know that you can add. That's your list of diving into a body of water with a knife and being kicked out of a casino for accounting cards or try. It marked didn't what Morgana case disease associated with you. It's a point of pride. For me. I saw so Jesse so just see they got to Nigerians. Two brothers, Beavis Butthead, Nigeria, Beavis a but have a lawyer lawyer. Is this woman whose certify I will talk about it, there are taken into custody, they did I everything they could all we hold the for forty eight hours, our forty seven
the lawyer goes in and somehow convince them to pass at that becomes their case and he's ever been convicted. He's never admitted the did. It add by the way the two Nigerian were caught, leaving the country with flights to Nigeria right after you just wait just hold, because it's gonna get better rail. When we're gonna hear something I'm about, go come on art, Should we not, then, let's hear lived on who speak for your fire like a movie or free or who were proud to hear something. Let's just say state to the next week that crowd. You guys turnout die
What are we gonna does in so doing. We stop playing that guy thinks this morning. for Adam and brain of one gene as to why there are five points, our. My family, never celebrated July. Fourth, and I understand now why- and I We stand now why the rule inheritance of justice, liberty, prosperity and independence. The queen by your father's. is shared by you not by me. This fourth of July is yours not mine may rejoice I must warn how Is it carry Washington, Sonny Horsemen, my girl, our real union mark this?
why thou dost this is you. This is your best work zero. Unless I wonder, Helios because I know gene is gonna say: do you know where you back, please God Gabrielle she's, all Gabrielle did you do that? I can see your word. Gabriela yoga was the Erika, that's gonna, get me, kicked off, evolve american Idol or whatever the hell didn't. You would give way right, yeah, let's stick with Gabrielle Ojo Sonny, recital? U clear denigrate Sonny, I love Sonny, you could say whatever you want, but ideas. Louis today, is the third Dawson.
carry Washington. Gabrielle Union cares zombie hostage. Could we carry could be carry could be. You think. I'm way your manner. I sorry bald? We see what balls all about the risk of being very insulting. Who is tony hostage you're gonna, be here she's on the view come on he's on the views use my girl, Ok, let's go asked I've gone Gabrielle Union, ok mark up to you. I think I have to reduce by slow. I don't carry Washington. Nobody has her. Ok I'll do care our biggest scary, but area. the blog belongs to.
Sonny Hostile, and I think that's why more trade my slowly mark one every single round will avoid betrays Sonny. I love absolutely credit Sue whose get an atomic jobs right, There, by the way I gotta tell you, there's no risk with Tommy Johns best peril everywhere or its free guarantee shop, Tommy, Johns Black Friday sale right now to make sure you're gives arrive by the holidays. Good atomic yonder comes lash out and for twenty percent of sight wide get twenty percent off for them.
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Are you don't have to leave you going to hang out? You want to hang out you going to hang out what I did. do you know if you want to sit there? You can sit there, that's why you can, you could do it. It says yes, euphoric, mark your perker, do you know where your partner on stage here comes here comes from. I thank you very much. Do first off me: there reasonable doubt by the way. I should tell everyone about that. trial is the name a book, its voice by Dawson Sayer when miss out on that Should we do a little? What came am complain about the what's that Otto start out of stock, cars. The guides seems good, but I'll take the thing about Otto
car Sadova person abundant first things. First, I kind of miss turning a key. all of this shuts down and then turns on. I don't I don't like that. I don't like that shuts off turns on shuts off turns up. First, the thing is like well yeah, the car stops every time we are at a red light or your idea for waste. sign or whatever it is, at the end of the year you save a humming beak worth of fuel, that I pray a thousand dollars system not have that fuckin shit shut off plus what happens if some pump pulls up next year. When you want to drag me, you wanna go body, and these are press in the gas and nothing happens is far scum alley. Why it's also weird. It's like this weird start and stop thing. I don't
Get you gotta shut it off. I shouted often every car I have, but then every time you restart the car you after rebooted again I'd just like the flock and get rid of it myself by the way, how much fuel could that save? I just feel like it can't save that much fuel and I dont like the button that the problem with Start button versus the turning of the key, the start button. You know We have been shamed. When I press start button, I stay on it like it. Fuckin, nineteen, forty seven at so like men and then and then another everyone else's. The shame Ursus push you at once and they bring their hand back me. I hang onto that thing. I'd like physically working the starter. gauging the sole annoyed and going then and then and then How long are we
I have the master cylinder enslave cylinder that can't go on, much harder our characters, slavery was stage. Everybody If it this way to the green room? Put your hands together for the great mark, geragos yeah, I don't like I don't I don't like the shut off. I don't like the auto shut off. I don't like any of that shit and I don't like the car telling me to save fuel like what, if it did, that you know running the air conditioning that takes up extra fuel right, because their conditioning pump runs off of the crank of the car. and so the crank of cars always turning right, pushing the pieces and everything I that they are conditioning pompous over here, but it's gotta clutch in it in gay.
is right. So when you're not running the air conditioning, then it's not pulling off the crane but when you run the air conditioning gauges clutch and that then puts pressure on the crank, all I'm saying is that waste when you run air conditioning and actual use more fuel, so The man gonna start telling us when we start running air conditioning in cars. I don't think so, and why does the man just let us look at idle and you know who needs that on off idle thing caught cars, I've seen cops idling for like nineteen hours. I, cops like you. Pull up in front of their condo, get out of the crown. Vic have the floor, thing running, Gov, stairs fuck their sleepover make themselves.
make themselves the Denver Omelette and two days later go back out through the crowd vacant. A fuckin thing still running cops need the on off thing. Not us eggnog ignored long level. Schonberg Jesus Christ mean garroters, put a dent in this five guys like ourselves. In this tricky live. It is. I'd say you know, I'm drunk drivers like not much Workin bottle egg Naga, ok I'll tell about Aignan. First things: first, I love ignored agnostic about why why ignore three days a year? Why not ignored in July?
the remaining eight August so goddamn also why here's a window from four ignored our window for acknowledges December. Twenty fourth, through design or twenty? Seventh that's bullshit, since as a small window right now, God should reopen all seas and ride of fat or gliders. We fuckin you go to Starbucks, you get the wrapper Chino you get the pumpkin spies shit. You get the latte shit, you get the green tea latte shit by the way, like idea that green tea is now making ass fat. Wise agnostics window like the life of a humming bird. Why is this? Why are we not doing a ignore gear round? Sandy whatever's uttered this sentence. I ignored Sue hard re ignored the fact that we,
ignore spirits or ride. We should have a dog infused with soda water and wrong with you drinking ignored or we re drinking. I say not. because they have iced coffee, they have ice everything now No, I don't have anyone here works through the egg, not board, but you it's gotta get a new publicist. Your window is three and a half days may Beats Kuznets got the word egg and noggin, maybe better name for a knock. It sounds so like it sounds like we should be drinking it for my helmet, Dr Weir. Like some more ignore with your gruel. All I'm saying I'll get the boobies in a second.
All. I'm saying is someone's gotta figure out a way to spread egg knock over the year the year and egg also has made it into other dishes right like air. Anything else is diversified rights like well, you got we should. It we have ignored, we should ignore muffins. Ignore bars, ignore pie, agnostic cake, ignore Let's do it should be fucking egg dogs. Do there should be acknowledged every day should come home from work and say your wife? What are we do over dinner egg dog I got the pressure cooker. I got the dog God is limited itself to three days in December and that's all I log has acknowledged should be spreading out. There should be a dog channel.
Should we ignore grant all cars should be ignored kind. There should be no fucking video games. There should be acknowledged everything why there is limited in these three days. Poverty is ignored. I hate publicist, but there should be a dog. There should be an Ober ignore this should be so Yes, passion for a passion for didn't exist, announced fuckin everywhere to sports, theirs, we ignore swore shrinks data arranged come out with a diagnostic labour. Lebron James should resist dumping God damn good, nor do they rode away a champion do than they should have ignored powder that you mixed up in.
your water bottle. There should be ignored everything. What are we doing? It's three, its greatest substance known to man, and it's only good for three days a year that is bullshit. Why are you guys you're gonna agog right now? This is a God travesty. What are you doing? Drinkin Miller, like you, should be doing, can ignore Also ignore will accept whatever you give it. You want rob it'll take rum, give tequila vodka beat off in it. I know well take whatever you ve offered. What's that coffee, Perviz. I will be movies like movie Other out varies.
I don't like the guys. You don't like movies about that. I got a problem with those guys. What do you really think about the only thing that differentiates a man from a woman- is the boobies in Vienna, the regime, but I made its supposedly thrive. proves that the first thing you notice. The first thing you feel like this whole thing is like I don't like the guys in her like I had some guys in high school there, like more than a handful is a waste Why have we, have you ever heard of duty fucking, what the fuck are you talking about. By the way, why not just Rent out a fuckin, so in saying I'm gay like come on everyone loves railways. We gotta love, boobies, there's a reason we love boobies. I don't know. the fake boobies. I like
women get angry and women with fake boobies gazette like those are fake. The I get it. I feel that way about deeds. With calf implants like come on, Guy doesn't run sand dunes Craig show. Has you as calf implants? There's a guy Employers are good because we need the phrase rubies view the booby implants everyone's onto you, but no one ever thinks guys have calf implants right now, I I've heard about guys were calf implants. I've found out there Stu. I dig enlargements of oh yeah, like fat cells, they cut the ligaments at the base and they stretch it out.
scan of a weird thing. We're like I would like my dick to be an ancient three aids longer by it won't work I would rather have a small dick the work like I would rather have a hard day that drove then a Mercedes that was upon blocks. That's my reference. I need a cock works and, by the way I think women appreciate a good working did ride you guys, you don't need a fuckin, huge cocker dangling packer babies arm hold apple, you wanna, fuckin car. You want a working man caught. You want a pact that John Cougar would write a song about ride. Piece of work in these work in the fog
ploughing the ride, like you want to work in man's cock. You know what that beagle dangling. You can see my cock from outer space guy, you wanna fuck and blue collar lunch pale. Those booth go to war fuck. Your secretary right, like this guy right here, working man's car right, nothin, flashing of their ride home Gunnar said water displacement task, but a good old fashioned working tack, the kind tat kind of access conjurers real guy. People showed up in those countries where the dream, in an average size
I should mood of Lord. I should never leave Florida. I should have yeah. So the big, a big guineas good, big tat, because that so much we don't we Lee that it's good, it's good for porn. I get it back. Women, don't even like the big, the grand do they with Canada. Kind of look added. They talk about it in our own, all that kind of stuff, but they're not sat there, not really a fan of the big pages They have to pretend like they don't like id after ten and by the way Let me give you the worst thing a woman could ever Sado man when they talk about their ex boyfriend, Like oh Kirk yeah, you stick with
your way through bad. It was bigger than my face oversight cast a shadow over me. Like I really yeah. I had to do a bunch of coke just to get on it. I can't really. don't tell the story about the Ex boyfriend with the text that was stooping. You know now the story about the Ex boyfriend, with the did that was too small. yeah Jays. Then I thought I was fuckin. My sister, I don't know, what's going on, basking asking in me, two small. It was good a blow job was it was kind of the same same thing SAM Randomness, with the size of the deck
ran right wisely, Why isn't it a commensurate with the fuckin human being like I've What I was doing, love line on MTV and a thank you. Thank you. I said I should like to warn them. The show us like while you you'll, want big, but you don't want to beg. You know you don't want like shack in vain. Into commercial in the guest on the show was shacks. ex girlfriend She looked at me. She went ass, not really all that wow. Bob coups D had a bigger dick than shag here, get the reference. I must let's one more
Take a shit in public at guises. Got a flight from Germany. Don't fight by taking a shit public. My whole thing I don't like taking a shit, the airport. I take you to shit at work. I dont like I don't like any that business. My deal is as you get on your own koane schedule you figure it out. You take your jump, drink your coffee, your job wait a minute. I never thought about this. So in the pass. to be a shit schedule right, so you would get up. You would have your breakfast, you drink your coffee, you would take your dump in go to work, but what's going on now, STAR Box Star boxes pass and out the shit juice all over the place so now
everyone is like. I'm gonna have my own meal and brand and cut up bananas and fibre for breakfast. Then I'm leaving I'm gonna go get a Van day lot day tall boy, black is Sumatra. Coffee French rose coffee at Starbucks. Then I'm gonna take that shit to work. Then I'm going blow up the bathroom that I'm gonna say my cubicle, maybe STAR Box is the reason a lot of people are taken dumps at work because I checked the data From nineteen fifty three nineteen sixty seven less ten percent of Americans Shan WAR. after the advent of
Thar blocked it one up to eighty six percent. Look it up! What are the eighty six percent of Americans second jumps work and I'm sure it's a fucking tall boy, black French rose coffee that is weapon icing, everyone's bows, so Starbucks I know they have won bathroom they. point eleven bathrooms in there. They should have a circle of bathrooms. Ever one should use join hands. There should be a universal pit in the middle and once it is go back to back and hook, arms and the whole deal is. If you ain't now, evirene offloading at Starbucks, you ain't Vulcan, going to war, here's the thing You can go from home to Starbucks back to your fuckin home to offload and then go to work. You can not go to.
STAR Box and then go to work and blow up the goddamn bathroom. I work for power. don't be a work shedder! Everybody I want to thank you guys were coming out tonight. We're gonna do what do we got here? Get mark you're, missing here. Geike I go and simply say vision, Employees have those do appear mixed up there in my back pocket the then done hullo jacket, Geico Dear read you own. Well, you do one or the other. You want to protect yourself, how about you those policies it Geico Kaliko makes it easy to follow your home owners and renders insurance said Geico, Andrews,
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